Ep133. HANNAH GADSBY / Drinking, Dogs & Derren Brown

Trusty Hogs welcomes our first ever Emmy-winning guest, the brilliant Hannah Gadsby! From awkward on-stage drinking dilemmas, to Tasmanian Seals we treat Hannah to the full Hoggy chaos experience…

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oh welcome to episode 134 of our podcast no we’re not doing a song at the beginning no way my name is Helen B no no this is Katherine bohar we’re comedians we sing no we don’t we dance we act please make us stop we act we do act to be there we act we act we act up through the F step the try Hogs yeah you’re going to give them your problems and they will solve them or maybe they won and that’s your problem they’ll have guests and Andrew White on the tech oh it’s Helen and Catherine as the trusty Hogs trust the trusty Hogs May hello welcome to episode 134 of trusty hugs the podcast where we tell you about our perfect lives and we help you solve your listener problems and today we have I think like the biggest gu we’ve ever had I mean the coolest the [ __ ] coolest such a slam on all op no I stand by it I stand by it I can’t believe they’re on our podcast I’m so [ __ ] hyped today I’m just going to say I’m going to SP it because otherwise I’ll keep talking because we just recorded with them Hannah Gatsby was here it’s Hannah Gatsby I can’t [ __ ] believe it that was cool that was so cool I loved it I loved it oh my God they’re so nice I loved it I mean I’ve got thoughts on my social anxiety stuff oh my God just let them listen to it first enjoy enjoy but we’re just going to quickly catch you up on what we’re doing before we bring Hannah in exactly don’t worry it won’t be long CU we wanted to gug you our guest but holy they’ll be skipping ahead at this point oh undoubtedly people are fast forwarding they’re zooming ahead they’re like thinking yikes what did Helen say and yikes Katherine must have been stressed and yikes did they type out the questions in advance so that they didn’t make any mistakes yes is that obvious on the podcast yes did they stick to them no did we try hell yeah people are fast forwarding through this so it’s fine hello how are you I’m a period oh for God sake you are always on your period I have not been since I’ve been here that can’t be true how come I heard about it every single day cuz I’ve been gearing up to it cuz I was a couple of days late you’re gearing up to it from the second it ends it feels like absolute nightmare absolute nightmare light color jeans didn’t bring anything period appropriate really oh to wear clothes wise constantly at risk absolutely before my show yesterday cuz we’re both doing like hourong shows at the Melbourne Comedy Festival at the moment like I was like I don’t trust my up I don’t trust it so I wedged toilet paper in there as soon as my show was finished I went for a drink with a friend who was in the audience and then went straight into the queue to go see Guy mgy show during the day when it started I was wearing a cream dress cuz we were at the pool together and then we went to that Rooftop Bar which was amazing oh naked for Satan love it was so L wasn’t it yeah it’s a gorgeous gorgeous um did that thing where you know like you’re like I’m going to roll up toilet roll and whack it between the lips Yik and just like that’s just my double protection during guy Montgomery show which is amazing Nathan our Tech is like a sigh of a man right now truly no he’s loving it he’s loing it’s feminism it’s feminism Nathan is it feminism and basically it’s feminism and I had it wedged in and I was watching GGY show and I was like this is an uncomfortable wedge but the audience is so full you don’t only have room to like you can’t open no no no no so then went to go see Sam Campbell show straight from guys show you’re testing that tissue these are Big laugh in tisue was being tested I was howling laughing and I had to go to the toilet before Sam’s and I was like this is going to be a peel away go oh my God my labia will never be the same oh gosh never but I’m okay now but sometimes it’s nice you got a free wax at the same time so much you know sometimes it’s nice it’s nice that’s cheap so much but I’ve been thriving I’ve seen so many nice shows I’m so glad I’m so glad I’m to see so many people still um I was going to say something to you oh yeah which is that a listener sent us a voucher for fluffy torpedo we should go there after we got there straight should we go for a period ice cream we have to cuz we went for ice cream the other day oh that was lovely and it was lovely I think I made the I didn’t do the right flavor combination who what was that place called that was Heaven on Earth it’s around the corner from the Fitzroy public pool God it was good sort of like a it’s got like Taps of sauce and I got um this roasted pumpkin and Co no roasted pumpkin no that be awful well no it was roasted pineapple BR sugar and coconut ice cream [ __ ] it was delicious that was incredible that one it’s actually the nicest ice cream I’ve ever had so fluffy torpedo has a lot to uh fluffy torpedo feels like the name for your pering vagina ew Catherine I’m not sorry e ew to me you literally said that the tisue was a PE away oh my we found the line we found the line no we haven’t oh my God yesterday I had my first alone day oh my God tell me everything okay so you’re F of course you’re first yeah my first alone day because Ellen was here for the first two weeks and also I’ve just been like there’s been so much work to do I mean I I peeled myself off the bed and went to the show I wish I hadn’t said peeled off anyway I went to show feeling it’s a warm country it’s the first day I was just like I’m just going to say no to any of I’m just like saying no I’m having a day for Catherine and um the problem is that they’re addictive because now I just want to be in bed watching television cuz I watch baby ranger all I want to do is watch television all day for the next five days but I’ve got work to I want to see that so bad oh it’s fantastic Richard Gad I shout out Richard Gad I’m sure he listens but I’ll say this I first of all it was Heaven I never give myself permission to just do nothing you don’t I never do and I always like you got to get out of the flat blah blah blah blah but I was just like you know what I’m just going I slept and dozed and ate and mooched and watched but there is always that Tipping Point and it’s always the same point where I think you know this will be so good for me I need to day off off but if you don’t go outside as you start to watch the sunset I find I it get I get weird yeah OB and the fact that I wasn’t outside in the sun at all I thought it was going to be so good for me but I think maybe there’s a point where I was like oh maybe I should have gone for a walk in the daylight maybe it wasn’t good for me no I just mean like when I got to my show I realized they were the first people and this is a bad thing sometimes they were the first people I’d spoken to I’ve done that so many times now as it happens it turns out I had a great show because but because I was desperate to chat you know what I mean like I was like hey everybody in there were like whoo like I was like how’s everyone been here the first people I’ve talked to all day and they were like e cuz this woman has no friends um no that’s my favorite day though just talk on stage yeah and then like to talk but not being droped and then head home delicious it’s so I can’t believe that’s your first one you’ve done this has been like a this is nearly the end of a month and that is like and it’s not like you’re just like hanging out during the day we’re in like groups it’s like you’re on and it’s not like you’re you’re in a city that you I mean we know a bit now but we don’t know it know it get I get quite distrustful of myself when I have a hotel room because I think if I start at the start by staying in all day that will be my whole month like I’ll be alone for the whole thing and that’s all very well and good at a certain point but I got to have some guiding principles like leave the house in the morning see people because I am an introvert by Nature yeah and I would probably get weird I wouldn’t say I haven’t got weird but i’ I’ve staved off the weird pretty well and I knew I knew at the end I would be more likely to do it so I just thought just wait cuz now it’s all I want to do I’ve like had complet I get complete um like I feel like my social battery is gone now I’ve used it and I don’t have anything to recharge it with I’m like I’ve had a lovely time but you would never see your friends every day at home the social I have like chill days in London like s’s like what’s today and I’m like chill day and it’s like don’t really talk to anyone I just watch TV I just lounge around I Potter I Potter I never redo that I’m realizing while I’m here I’m quite a rigid person like I have like real routines and I’m very CH day is a routine but I’m very severe with myself when I don’t you know like like I haven’t gotten used to the fact that I’m not really working here like I just haven’t been able to there’s like I it feels like London doesn’t exist when I’m in Australia I don’t know why it’s so weird to have no object permanence I just really feel like I think I’ve said this already but I keep getting emails being like huh people keep emailing Catherine how weird Katherine doesn’t exist Katherine’s in the in the upside down and so but I I’m really not able to get balance I’m either working too much or telling myself that I’m as [ __ ] for not working like I never get to take a day off of that guilt how do you do that I mean I might feel guilty and then if I feel super guilty then I just do some work God you’re smart but then I would always work all the time which I kind of do usually do you feel guilty all the time then if you’re not working yeah yeah that’s tricky then cuz I think think yeah I’m yeah I think I’m able to reward myself more maybe than you are naturally I got to get better Treats but it’s also like it’s good for your long-term Health to like take a day off but then I procrastinate so what I’ll do is like give myself like oh if I just do this one thing I can take the day off and then I’ll spend the whole day not doing it and then just feel like [ __ ] all day why do I do that what’s that about that’s just life that’s just life you procrastinate but I don’t think I think this idea that you have to be if you’re not doing something then you’re doing nothing like but it’s okay to do nothing yeah like take I really grew up on one of those houses that was like um you know like if you weren’t up at like if you came downstairs at like 9:30 people were like afternoon yeah yeah and like [ __ ] you know like really like like oh my God I so know what you mean sitting watching the Telly wasn’t like a legitimate thing it was like we do all the things first and then we will reward ourselves with the television in the evening if we’ve done like enough things but like it was always described as like sitting around you’re just going to sit around my parents were so funny about the TV and I was the TV addict in my household like my sister would watch like a film or something and my brother would watch it every now and again but I would be like I love TV but I still love it here I’m at the biggest like Arts Festival in probably like this side of the world and what have I done so far I’ve watched the Beckham documentary is it good is it good is it good it’s so good heaven on Earth Heaven I watched all of girls 5 ever all three seas oh she been watching I’ve absolutely loved it I’ve had shit’s creek on in the background heaven on Earth yeah I’m reading my book I just it’s it’s good and also it’s just Ed for your brain to mull it over yeah also like the people here are amazing but they’re not disappearing at the end of the month they still exist past it yeah oh no do you feel guilty about taking the day off yesterday like in retrospect or you have I always feel I mean I feel bad about the whole month like I haven’t done enough blah blah blah like hello welcome to my brain but the the job here is to go on stage each night and I look I came I’ve got a to-do list that I wrote on the plane coming out here of what I was going to get done whilst I was in Melbourne and it was like things like record trusty Hogs episodes and do trusty hogs live you put achievable goals on open my show but I also put on some things like write a full script treatment for this write 15 pages of this they haven’t happened but then what I do is I cross out to-do before end of Melbourne on the to-do list and I change it Todo end of well no end of Brisbane let’s say my Sydney has suddenly become packed how you won’t see me because I’ll be working but we’re not doing hogs in the day we’re not recording episodes we’re doing a live I’m so excited I [ __ ] loved the live Melbourne it was really they were Legends wasn’t it so fun also shout out to the me uh Melbourne audiences on your boundaries love it love it love it I don’t know whether or not like we talked about it more recently but like everyone’s like gives Helen a hug and then like nods to me and I adore them for it everyone’s very like we’ve talked for enough time now peace out I just I love them I love them I love them I love yeah real good eggs real good egg I’m glad I got to do my song and dance routine as well oh Jesus yeah you certainly did that if you’re a patron obviously you can witness it and see it in full but it was the most I’m excit Pat me too I’m so hyped I’m so hyped I met someone yesterday who’s coming to the Sydney live I was on the street having a drink with my friend and um they were just like Helen bow and I was like yeah and you know you’re like do I know them do I know I know so stressful like I saw you in s last year coming to trusty Hog’s live next week I was like that’s heaven on Earth oh my God in the most Irish incident ever um I had a gorgeous show the other night and then this girl came up to her Afters and she was like hi I’m your parents neighbor’s daughter and I was like of course you are oh and your dad’s doing my sister’s wedding in a few months I was like of course he is arand never change that’s you can’t go anywhere you can’t go anywhere without running into us like nice though every time love oh my God it was Heaven on Earth and she was such a nice audience member and also we sent a picture to our parents and they’re both like oh my God okay you have got faster oh yeah I know sorry that was that was incredible I spent a day alone I spent a day alone so the only person I’m talking to is myself and sure I have an Irish accent but you do talk out loud to yourself which is nice I do but I do that when there but you’re going to take a day off in Sydney as well I think yeah I want to do that walk with you and Olga from Bai to that’s I’m day off yeah the walk to that’s a a day off for me is walking yeah bond to what’s it called Ki nice Ki Beach it looks really lovely what’s the food that kery what’s keder keder that’s the UK thing isn’t that’s smoked hadock or mackerel I think rice and stuff oh in rice I think so that’s how my mom made it K yeah no it’s not that it’s called CI Beach CI Beach but you should do a day in in Sydney as well I’m going to do that cuz people some people here are like oh the shows nearly finished Show’s nearly finished but we’re still on tour like you’re going back to the UK to do tour I’m stting another I’ve got another three weeks of touring in Australia yeah yeah it is funny everyone being like it’s almost finished and I’m looking at you like five more weeks Bish five more weeks have a great time love you by but I realize I’m going home and I have a job the day after I land and and um oh my God what is it my no but I I’ll tell you after guys oh my God I have to put a pin in it remind me because the lesbians will want to know what I’m doing when I okay we’ll talk the lesbians [ __ ] the lesbians I want to know now what opinion I’ll tell you when it’s happened okay let’s just bring on our guests then okay fine please and then you tell me please welcome to the that’s a terrible we’ all we’ve said so far I’m they’re amazing they’re amazing you’re going to love them it’s the incredible [Music] Hanby hello it’s me Katherine bohart and I’m going on tour my show is called again with feelings and oh my gosh you guys I would absolutely love if you bought a ticket in advance because um people keep sending me email emails about the places that aren’t selling well and it’s very stressful so I’m doing macfest in Wales I’m doing Brighton Aldershot Edinburgh Glasgow York Newcastle Norwich Winchester Cambridge Oxford bass Birmingham Manchester leads Liverpool I’m n doing Bolton I’m we’re adding Bolton Sheffield exitor Coram Bristol centry Guilford Portsmith Swindon Dublin and then I’m back in London the point is I have a lot of tickets to sell and I’m I’m not really sleeping so um grab a ticket hey grab a ticket at Katherine bart.com you’d go wouldn’t you Helen I’ve been I loved it how have you been Lester oh you went to a work in progress yes that’s true but it’s going to be better than that even I hope and also you’re going to have the best time in Bolton it’s my favorite accent in the UK Bolton Bolton hello I guess I’ll find out what it is when I get there please come to the [Music] tour welcome to the podcast it’s Hanah godsby Han buddy godsby how are you great the level of enthusiasm here is admirable is it we’re trying this is genuinely us trying to be um demure when actually we’re freaking out we’re so excited mainly I’m hyped because there’s a dog in the studio I’m no offense but I’m so excited that there’s a dog what kind of dog do we have in the studio please it is a loto Romano wow I know wait a what loto Romano it sounds like a fancy coffee it could be it is she is uh they are thank you I thank you Hannah actually sorry thank you bad time actually good um uh I don’t know Italian water dog had travel Hunter she’s freaking gorgeous and she’s being so good a water dog she got web fet guess guess she little swims stop it seriously we’re I regret telling the truth yeah you really could have said anything like breathes under water we’d have been like uhhuh um can I tell you about my favorite dog please um my friend Emma culus when I was younger had a big golden retriever morbidly obese gorgeous thing they never know when to feed him never knew and the family were like here we go here we go hungry and this dog like they were like eating so much exercise and we would take it on a walk and after six steps it would lie down and it knew the direction home and would not be fooled and it was just so confident in its own lack of abili respect that I really respect that my god parents had a giant golden retriever called Cisco who was a very very enthusiastic Barb barbecue attendee who would like also just Chase around being like please feed me please feed me please feed me like he was starving when also quite an overweight dog oh they’re so good we’ve done this thing with NOA where we don’t give her any human food and she’s a little bit clueless oh you’re so smart see the thing is my brother has a tiny tiny tiny Chihuahua who rules the roast and pip gets made his dinner every day and eats things like salmon and rice for dinner and it’s like well then you’re on the hook for I can’t even manage that for myself do you know what I mean that’s just like I struggle to get to make myself a wholesome meal that sounds like something I should eat completely reasonable yeah yeah Peter will be like my brother will be like eating a pizza while feeding the dogs scrambled eggs and you’re like H how has this happened how has this occurred yeah it’s impressive I guess that’s love oh my God she’s so cute I must stay focused right we are in Melbourne the beautiful city that is you live here I do I do any recommendations we only have a week left what should we absolutely do well I feel like you might be busy with the festival it’s an hour a day yeah but it is is it no emotionally it’s 25 hours how long how long does it like the ramp up to your show do you start just going I can’t do anything else 15 minutes before 15 minutes before oh God no I’m like my Show’s at 7:25 realistically from 4:30 I’m a wreck is this um new information to you are you both shocked by your answers no that’s that is completely right consistent feedback yeah yeah what about you o um didn’t get any yeah um sorry I’m sorry Sor Hannah went for the benefit of The Listener Hannah went to drink some water and Catherine was like ah we’re chatting we’re having family time but also it’s also half empty so you can’t like a sip is you’re not sipping from the top there’s a delay really and I didn’t get it I got it three like 45° and no I want you to have this me and Catherine we talking what’s your plan for Christmas well no I I’m not going to talk about Christmas what I will say is this you can drink this is that um during my show my have one of those twisty bottles and because I talk so fast because I talk so fast during my shows the break to unscrew the water bottle feels like it wouldn’t on anybody else’s show so interminable that everyone’s like please Jesus say something so I never get to drink any water well I usually have a bottle of water with the little sippy straws oh you’re clever no cuz then well kind of but then you have to do that in front of T yeah that’s it just like I’m like great I’m so clever and it is like for the environment don’t mind if I do it and it’s like and it’s like it always just looks so juvenile every time but this year I’ve said Jenny was setting it up and my my um producer and and I said we’re in the art center this year let’s have glasses yeah live a little yeah and um then she said which glass do you want there were two options and I couldn’t decide so she put both of them on the chair it’s like yeah I’ll just and then I made myself make that decision I couldn’t do alone that’s so impressive in front no I can’t I don’t on stage it’s just two glasses every time I go to have a drink I’m like I don’t know which glass to have it out of really I thought the Panic would force you into that’s so ridiculous I just walk over and I can’t no you seriously we need to find a solution to yeah that’s crazy that is unsustainable to dehydrate yourself on stage every day for an hour cuz you’re looking at two glasses not least because you put a riddle on stage what is needs to make a choice on your behalf at that point what happens if you do drink one do the door open does the trap door go we’ll never know I thought the last night I guess that’s Such a Pity that’s Such a Pity but I also understand the stress of it do you know there are some and I I haven’t done a full survey but it’s only guys I know of that do this okay that they brag is like I never drink water on stage that feels like a male comic my audience my audience doesn’t pay to see me drink and I’m like they care but also those men definitely drink beer on stage like they want th% drink beer on stage but they don’t paid to see me drink good Lord wow do you ever get the like you’re like I don’t want water but you put a fizzy drink on stage and then you have to deal with the gas no I’ve never no me neither I wouldn’t that’ be stupid Helen’s the ACT I’ve seen burp most on stage I’m like gurgling like from acid reflux sometimes on stage she always eats too late this is the burden of also being 15 minutes so you have like a full three course not three course I say two small dinners full burrito one Hungry Jack I get it and but I’m like oh it’s all right cuz it’s like the adrenaline will take over the over fullness and then I end up like gurgling I what adrenaline is but adrenaline adrenaline no no please adrenaline removes everything else from your body cuz you can have a cold and then you go on stage and you don’t sneeze it’s called Dr flood lights but that’s not it doesn’t remove stuff flood lights oh they say Dr theater in the UK Dr flood FL lights no that’s r shooting no lights foot lights oh man doctor that’s roof shooting no stop I’m not going to be judged okay by someone who just said oh no that’s r shooting cuz I eat too late before my meal I L I just loved the idea of flood lights I was like Wow Hannah’s playing much bigger gigs than me they’re like well that’ll be the the flood light will sort me out wow okay you a driveing movie theater Dr flood light no but I feel like you don’t you don’t get ill on stage right it’s like I can have really bad hay fever and then be on stage and I not like Sneezy and Scratchy haven’t had this experience but maybe because my adrenals just what’s adrenal i s adrenaline oh right yeah yeah yeah um I this is fast I’m enjoy this interaction I’m a nice person but not very bright I feel a kin sh oh wait are you not very bright either no I’m not a very nice person oh right no I’m no I’m I I I struggle with my intelligence um okay I think that you’re both smart but I I can see how the gaps meet each other yeah and that’s a fascinating interaction so many no we okay so I’ve had I I do understand the cold I don’t understand like you know when you’re feeling a bit and H hangovers is a great cure for hangovers yeah but not food that’s sitting physically sitting in your belly and then and also a wisdom tooth I had a wisdom tooth impacted wisdom tooth on stage the flood lights didn’t get rid of that no I’ll bet they wouldn’t Jesus brake lights no good no oh my God I had a broken leg yeah [ __ ] you did you do shows with a broken leg Yeah that didn’t help did you have to sit down on a whe I was in a wheelchair for some of it and rate seating I no R the rate stage was have you ever been just slightly slly Wheeling down no you wer no stop it yeah in Glasgow in glasow and it’s like and then they and I was just doing a sound check and they’re like I said this feels a little tense cuz yeah I didn’t want to put the brakes on cuz you have to have I feel oig to movement yeah um but then I’d like do a bit of gesticulate and just drift for and and then there was uh they said no no there’s like a little board at the front so it’s like flat stage and then just like a little what kind of reassurance to be like no there’s natural oh so the wheelchair will stay on St and then there was a net there cuz it was the orchestra Pit and the net was there not for me but for the magician who was the magician J Jen Brown you the same venue as Jen Brown no magician a mentalist and we must remember yeah let’s be respectful please who are we being respect respectful Darren I was going to say of magician I thought ghosts I are they in here I no um where are we going with this oh yeah it was there because when he hypnotizes people yeah they can sometimes fall off and so it was there for them yeah W and I just imag are straight people are crazy AR they they’re wild the stuff they going do you’re mad hey are you yeah you mad why I don’t know it there just following all right it why we never get to do this it’s fun come on let us have it um okay so you won’t tell us what to do in what about this I don’t do anything what sort of things do you like to do I don’t I gu I just I thought you have have a drink do you have like a favorite place to eat or drink but then you don’t want to tell people because ultimately that’s true they’ll go to them oh yeah how about this instead how about you tell us cuz this one’s quite useful and the last week of the festival where would you say is the best place for Republic cry this is interesting question thank you I don’t cry right only time I cry is on an airplane I I understand I’m not a big crier but I have this thing with my girlfriend where if I think an ordinary person would be crying I say crying you start crying no I say crying you say crying so I don’t know I’ll explain again I have Irish OCD no I have OCD so I’m on quite like strong anti- anxiety anti-depressive and often I feel like where if I were not medicated I would be crying but I can’t cry so I’ll say crying you’ll say the word I’ll say like I would so that she knows that like I would be crying it’s like this I that’s so frightening I’m sorry no because can I say why well I was just like maybe a few words around it or you just like we have short hand now because but like I guess I feel like it’s like when I say dog I’m not except like I’d be a dog if I could oh my God me too the dream life [ __ ] dog but you’re not dogging yeah and that is important very specific and you know what live your life yeah and I’ve always said that wow I really thought I thought this would be more easily understandable and now I feel exposed no I think it’s just that crying on a plane is like scientifically more likely to happen like apparently you are more emotional in that a pressure oh it must be physiological I refuse to believe I’m more emotional uh I read I once Googled it I once Googled it on my life cuz I cry every single fly that is not a trump card I Googled it my life please please I really love and respect you I need you to like this theory is it not a Dr you do cuz like right you watch Marley and Me on Earth and you get emotional you get in the air you will not breathe you will and you will get a face rash from crying no no I this is I do you know the secret ofal mate it’s just called me there’s oh my God even the dog’s upset about the movie I know it’s triggering tuna but no that’s the most awful thing I’ve ever heard the seel to Marley and Me is called me oh God that’s tragic works as a synopsis for the first film too but I I cried watching M me over someone’s shoulder no sound no so they’re watching it on their little screen and I’m just like the like a real it’s not as a film started I didn’t I’ve never seen the film but I know it happens like there’s no starring dog in a film that doesn’t die except Benji except he’s dead now bethoven so right oh Beethoven he does all right by the end he does but they’re lots of different dogs in there oh oh no I was like babe and they went through like so many different PS it’s a Milo no do you remember did you ever Milo noce film no that was the the the sort of it was a bad film when I was a kid it was like a cat and a Pug just go on like a journey way I would love this it’s wild it’s a wild film but it’s so clearly not made under the offices of animal protection oh no there is oh no there is a scene where like a cat gets cornered on the top with these birds are like you know coming and pecking at it and it’s like oh I’m at a cliff I don’t have any other option and then cut to your the cameras at the bottom of the cliff and there’s a cat like they they threw a cat over get that shot like it is a while still want to watch maybe it was a St cast maybe it was a stun you don’t know yeah maybe it had trained I looked it up once on your life you Googled it on my life I Googled it that’s not the Trump can’t you think of it you tell them um gosh well you had a question about Neil didn’t you Helen and there are no Segways at this podcast but that’s all right I just we’ve never had someone from Tasmania on the podcast no but I I was I lived in Tasmania before Neil made himself know you know the community and you know the world I do know the world The Listener might not I also know that who wouldn’t play with Neil traffic cones okay so for anyone who doesn’t know there’s a seal that lives in Tasmania called Neil and completely unaware that they’re a seal genuinely Believe full human they come on to land every day they play with traffic hones they go up to people’s houses they knock on the door they they they ruin their cars they ruin the garage doors my sister is literally obsessed I get like five different updates about Neil throughout the day like we are fully into this little adorable [ __ ] and every single night now the police on Tasmania have to go and like scream still happening yeah I thoughted where’s he been put he’s being put back in the water each night but they’ve given up in the day they’re like you know what he’ll do what he wants to do but in the the evening these Tasmanian police are like right Neil bed to back B back you go and it so freaking good I know yeah I know this I know this but did you ever like have seals coming up into your house when you were little no oh what I was from the northwest coast so the seals hang around the colder parts of Tasmania which is the South Hobart we had what did we have quas that’s West Australia rot Nest Island kangaroos Patty melon what are Patty melons I feel yeah I feel that feels xenophobic that’s a little you know they’re like sort of Little Kangaroos tiny like I feel like kangaroo cute Australia is full of kangaroos it’s like there’s big kangaroo and then there’s like a Russian doll of kangar all the way P like fairy kangaroos yeah all the way down to mice are mice and kangaroos the same no no but we have native kangaroos that are so little and they hop around and you’re like that’s got to be a mouse and it’s like stop you just killed a mous no I’ve never done that but nope I did know I’ve never been r shooting is r shooting a genuine thing yeah yeah I’m from I’m from that part of the world you know where they get the the trucks and the flood lights Dr the flood lights and go shooting I’ve never done it don’t like it it makes me uncomfortable but it is part of my world if anybody’s watching on the YouTube feel free to go back and watch my dead eyes as I didn’t know what r shooting was ear earlier but laughed along and now watch the penny drop killing kangaroos what did you think it was I don’t know I just thought it was like a farming thing yeah which I guess it is but um [ __ ] you they call them well in some places yeah they yeah look charge I I don’t think you can do it willy-nilly I think I think that I don’t know it depends on the personality of the thing Bogan do sometimes but that was back in the day they might I thought they boxed the kangaroos yeah they do that I’ve seen those videos on YouTube they don’t went around my school when we were younger they were like have you seen what’s happening in Australia and it’s just these absolute units of guys going like here we go here we go and they’re just drunk and the kangaroo is probably a bit drunk as well and they’re are built too they are like they’re stacked yeah they’re stacked I mean not the tiny mice one apparently but oh my gosh that’s intense but you go used to go to this place in the seal place in the UK yeah well my family are very passionate about seals CU a San the sanctu where’s this from like did who invented this in your family what the passion for seals yeah and everyone just I think my sister’s a very strong force in our family and she’s very passionate about animals so now we all are as that’s great that’s great so we um she’s obsessed she didn’t get into drugs I know what a relief what a relief she’d kill us all yeah she um there’s a Cornish Seal Sanctuary love it already where they really okay well okay they’ve had a couple of losses recently but they take in they it’s they take in Seal who have been injured and they they keep them and rehabilitate them and then release them again but some of the seals are so injured that they put them in the tank called the unreleasable [ __ ] just mangled seals fling so mangled traumatic brain injuries will you take me there when I’m in the honored we would be honored just Diego and Ray that’s where I would be what in the unreleasable time well I’ve had a lot of medical interventions as a human that fixed me out but I don’t imagine like you know I’ve been hit by five cars I’d be in there you love it at what point is it the cars that are hitting you and not the other way around is it three is it four cars four yeah I think there’s a point at which you have to be like you have an issue with cars I have cycling so I maybe don’t have a great it’s just odds it’s just odds it’s the odds yeah okay well some bad odds yeah yikes so I was you know do you drive now yeah I didn’t for a long time I didn’t for a long what age were you when you got your driver’s license 32 I was 35 I got it last year yeah well done thank you so much thank you you’re a good driver no um you are I this one a roller coaster I can’t drive so I don’t well yeah I can move the car which Helen can’t but I you know I recently reversed into a parked car uh whose fault was it who’s to say um I was rushing it came out of nowhere it was stressful it was stressful but I um called my dad and he was very excited to be sort of back in the dad mode yeah which cuz you don’t really call your dad unless it’s a car Crush do you I don’t um can I tell you more about the steals please y I see that that was a crazy question to ask no no my dad died died so I I’ve just made I’m so sorry that’s why I paused I’m like I don’t I shouldn’t just go dad’s dead cuz it would be funny to me but then I’d put that but I’d already put that feeling in the room so then I then I laugh we can cut the part where I mentioned I’m so sorry no it’s fine he was not great with cars okay he us to do a thing called a technical tap the car would break down and he’ just go and just get a wrench and tap the St motor and sometimes it would work it was it worked enough time feel right it it it worked enough times for us to believe in magic holy [ __ ] it worked sometimes yeah but not enough for us to feel confident but was he turning the car off and then turning it back on in order to do that yeah and then he just get out we had a wrench in the glove box I’m going to do that I’m going to get a wrench for my glove box I don’t know yeah this was an old car I think there’s a lot more that different stuff goes wrong with a car respect to your dead dad but that doesn’t feel right I you can just tap with a wrench and be like we’re all good it works works as starting motor it’s a thing wow I definitely want to take you to the seal sanctuary now yeah please I feel like you might yeah you know that we know you’re the unreleasable dad dead we’ve got to take you to the se you can buy merch for the unreleasable to support them they’ve got their own line of like mugs magnets te towels oh my God hel OB I collect Frid Magnets How many do you have I don’t have enough to have this conversation okay like it’s so oh I wish I knew that I would have brought you an unreleasable seal fridge magnet there’s one called Maron that just lies there he’s blind and he cannot stop dribbling for the life of him bless him oh God he’s good and and the story dribling they oh no no it’s clear when they’re not in the water oh yeah yeah yeah yeah but they will have their like stories and they’re like oh like he got hit by a bow and it’s like no no no this sweet seal ran into a boat 100% full P I wonder if we put them on stage that’d clear up 100 are you saying that all of the Clans are broken people yeah and the but the foot lights under the oh my god of course that’d be Dr theater would fix the seals that would be Heaven does it also feel like Australian to be like they’d clear up they’ve got significant mental and emotional health problems these are genuine traumatic brain injuries they’d clear up clear right up they’d really make a killing they’d make a killing my PTSD is gone really cuz I sometimes think I don’t have depression anymore and then I get depressed again yeah time on stage you’re like I’m not depressed right really I don’t know interesting um we have all these serious questions we said we were gonna ask you um let’s let’s fly through a few how do Australian audiences compare to the UK I have an opinion on this now that I’ve been here a month but what do you think I think uh well I think we’d have very different ideas because uh being from a place helps yeah but I I sort of also think maybe Australian audiences don’t want you to fail as much that’s very interesting that is so interesting UK audien is reason that felt like a judgment no but they do feel like they I think they do take themselves as sort of King makers UK audiences they’ll decide is fine we can work around all all different that’s not [ __ ] fine are you kidding going to go back to the UK go out thinking that they all want me to fail a little bit but once you get they they’re fine but it’s just that sort of like you know think you’re funny I’ll be the judge of that yeah where Australians like oh my I’m already laughing I think that’s the difference between Irish and English audiences too Irish like well we’re right now let’s have a good time English people are like let’s yeah we’ll see let’s colonize this space yeah we’ll we’ll let you know we did such a good job doing that don’t say we weren’t good at it though you know it wasn’t right but my God also remember that I’m not full English I’m half German so I’m half clean so I’m not going to get fully dropped into that mess so did you just what I’m just like I’m not full English I don’t want you to be like did you just drop Germany into that to make yeah yeah yeah yeah oh you heard right it doesn’t make any sense but it it was what you heard um I I think I will say this and I don’t know if you will agree and maybe it’s a controversial but we’re leaving soon so but I think there feels like a when men don’t like my ACT here they’re Furious oh I’ve don’t perform in front of many men these days yeah I I they they’ve sort of called you’ve made it they self cold but that’s what I was going to say they have self cold for me in the UK but where they where they come in the UK they location be like well this is an accident but a happy one on the or like not for me but here they’re so mad at me are they they Furious they’re Furious but I kind of find how do you know this um their faces the words they say during my show the messages they send me afterwards it’s like an anger I haven’t sensed in a while what sort of anger like what’s what words are they wrapping around well this has often been the case for me for a standup which is that like maybe because of how I present there’s a point where like half an hour in men will be like well the ladies been talking a long time now I should probably talk she’s probably going to need some help but um I’ve had two men interrupt me with basically like how much they headed the show and then what during the show oh yeah um one man took an opportunity of a setup I did to be like basically like I was hoping you’d stop talking and um but his wife messaged me the next day to apologize which is never a great sign when you have to write that message you think oh gosh pack a bag my love but um but she sent a message that said don’t worry my husband liked most of your show which is so funny because it’s like oh you actually think I care um about the wrong thing here but I guess I just sense like a sort of like um I guess I’m like what’s up with Australian men there’s like a feverish sort of Rage that I haven’t detected in a while and I was wondering if well I don’t know why I’m asking you I’m the last person to know what’s up with Australian I have not found that that’s insane is this depressing should we go back to seal what time is your show 7:25 oh that’s early yeah maybe it’s a late one I know I don’t know what’s they come in hot what’s your what’s your flyer like you give you put it’s like very like are they picking up the wrong thing that’s what I keep thinking I’m like the show’s like woman queer talking about queer woman stuff what’s the name of your show um again with feelings yeah so like truly you know what I mean like it’s not like bro bro bro no that’s my show it’s wonderful how how do Australian men treat you they bloody love it just I’m just getting sprayed they’re Hing me down great time thank you for having me in your country to get about 9 in a night quite hbling oh I’m sorry I just wondered if you felt like that was a are there australi there is there is a a cross-section of Australian men who have a seething anger probably unresolved unresolved Trauma from World War I World War I World War I yeah we just haven’t dealt with it it’s rolled over from that Christ okay so it’s really not about me World War I is still affecting Australian man much yeah I feel like that’s less about me than great okay woo Australia in World War I yeah yeah we were the [ __ ] before the shovel you actually how um boats I guess that’s a lot of boating yeah it’s a long way to go oh yeah what side were you on I that’s how we got here the white one what side were you the English Jesus yeah slay yeah well indeed they did I didn’t know you guys did World War I yeah I’m so into World War I and World War II so into that you didn’t know that the Australians were you don’t get mentioned yeah but that’s cuz you’re English yeah thank you we talk about ourselves all the time yeah everybody else talks about themselves and you guys you guys only talk about yourselves you hear my favorite thing about World War I and World War II um so they were like oh we can only have like tall men and they were like we need to have them all over like 5′ n cuz that’s like what we see as soldier height but then people were just getting killed so much had an awful time of it they were like oh we need to get in more men so they um they made three short battalions for the short Kings and they were like all 5′ five and under yeah they could run through the trenches with they didn’t have to no helmets in you but could you imagine being a German soldier and being caught by the short Battalion and they’re all like hi hi that would be devastating hands up we got all like it’s just the best thing of all time it’s actually gorgeous I wish I’d seen them that sounds adorable short valian they unfortunately all did die that’s classic war I thought you were going to say it’s a short story I um we have to do a problem from a listener I’ve got so much more to say about World War I I know you do just check are you in Turkey yeah not you but like okay cool Anzac an oh the biscuit I’ve had that it’s very good yeah can I ask one quick question before we move on toy listener problem and it’s because if I don’t ask this the lesbians will come for us in the comments oh my obviously you worked with Jillian Anderson oh yeah for I guess I should technically ask you like do by the way you’re so good in sex education yeah you’re so good in it I will not watch it um that’s fine oh my God unbearable I wouldn’t want to watch myself either but you’re genuinely brilliant in it okay good I trust the edit you know yeah and you’re so good in it did did you enjoy that I’ve really engaged with it oh my God I loved it and also you were such a treat cuz yeah you just you were very very good such a believable character and a version of something that like we all know but did you enjoy the job what do you mean the version cuz you know who I modeled it on my brother I’m going to just act like my brother well I really saw that does your brother know that no you should not tell him no it’s sweet it’s a character study that’s such a funny character study that’s so and in a way I’m I’m intrigued to meet him um is he around is he doing a show at the festival he arounds a fruit and vegetable shop Wicked yeah here yeah oh my God tell us after where I’d love to go I’m going to check him out like what’s the deal um but wait so did you enjoy working with Jillian I did she’s she’s a real Pro yeah I [ __ ] bet she is is she tiny in real life yeah near broke up cuz there’s this scene where they I don’t think that made the edit I think it did apparently cuz it was we coming out of this radio station situation yeah and I was supposed to just tap her on the back and that’s when I called a little and I was just I got a bit too much behind it and I lifted her off lifted her off her feet and just moved her forward a little bit and she like and everyone’s like do that again and she’s like yeah do it again I’m like I don’t know I don’t think we should like it felt I bruised someone the other day doing that I just had to push past them in a doorway but I like was like that was a stranger one take oh no it was feel like a filming the esito oh yes another yeah she sent me pictures over the progress of a bruise over like a week yeah oh wow Jesus 61 I’m quite Bel like you will be injured around me and that’s not you know yeah don’t I’m like a Lenny of my situation just just hugging you know too hard oh I can’t believe you lifted Jillian Anderson with just a tap on the back that’s a cool story yeah yeah she she was great I am uh professional yeah in the zone so there wasn’t a lot of chitchat that’s kind of cool though do you would you like to do more acting yeah look it’s I don’t think there’s a lot I don’t have a lot of range and I am not a stock character you know what I mean so I don’t know how much is going to be out there for for this guy okay but for your brother yeah maybe you guys could play twins one time do you look alike um least J’s laughing Jenny’s like Jenny do they look alike all Gatsby kind of look Alik all Gatsby kind of look alike what a bad ass thing to say but also what a spooky thing to arrive at if you meet your extended family and go oh oh there is eight of you from Tes Mania the dream pool small I hear that I’m from Ireland I really get you um right let’s get into a listener problem before we do what kind of advice giver would you say you are a little brutal yeah do people come to you for advice no interesting interesting all right here we go I thought one that’s the first but I’ve just this is the first I’ve really acknowledge that well it’s it’s a a way to set a boundary isn’t it be incredibly brutal and then people won’t ask you yeah I feel like that’s my can I ask you some advice yeah sure I need to think of it first I don’t want it to be brutal all right here we go um so this is from K hi I I right okay here we go I have suffered from social anxiety for as long as I can remember and this is particularly triggered when I attend some kind of group class I find it really hard to join in with others so if people are talking together I will just stand on the side awkwardly I also Fe looking stupid in front of others when trying something new this recently came up when I wanted to try pole dancing again I any experience with pole dancing no yeah that’s okay me neither um I’m just like I’m yeah keep going okay I’d been a few times before a while ago with a friend and it was really fun but this time I came alone and there were so many people in the class and everyone seemed to know someone else as there were so many of us we had to share a poll okay and I P just panicked after the instructor showed us the Moves we needed to do because I didn’t feel comfortable doing this with a stranger staring at me and waiting for their turn so I just left without saying anything and now I don’t think I can return as the environment just made me so uncomfortable do I just need to suck it up and push through and hope I become more comfortable or should I try to find another class with just one person per poll should I get a poll at home and just use YouTube thank you so much for this podcast this brings me lots of joy I love you all wow oh so much to unpack there’s a lot there I have experience with the poll oh you do so maybe I should go first I when I was 18 if there was a poll in a nightclub I need some context how old are you now 33 okay just it’s my birthday two weeks ago congratulations are we still celebrating ideally yes okay no it’s done you have to call it and it’s called oh it’s done unkind Catherine sorry um and I would um sometimes dance on it and hope that people thought I had a mysterious past as a pole dancer I don’t know why it felt important at the time as a teenager did you know how to dance on it not really but I’m very confident yeah in those sort of things and I’ve got really big breasts and like that will distract tells the story 38 Double J so like if they’re out like in general no one really well if I could like they’re just like Lowa yeah so that would be my experience so I would say um definitely K is it yeah I’d say just do that I feel like you don’t have social anxiety though there you go I do and no one believes me because you shout I was telling Catherine this in the car over I was like I think I thought of a new bit of standup cuz like I literally don’t go out I don’t go drinking I can’t handle the groups like yesterday was the first time I found myself and like a big group of people outside of a show and I just like walked off down the road I was like I’m just not doing it and like but if I say to someone like oh I just don’t like so I’m not going to like don’t think I’m rude I’m just not going to come out this week so I don’t want to go and hang out with the groups it’s just too much they just sort of go like oh no you don’t social anxiety but then when I tell people I’m a compulsive overa I’m not binging in front of them but they believe that any words you just said then when you want say it again I need to catch up okay when you head of so no I don’t need the whole story just say the words again you when you head of something that’s oh wait so I tell someone I’ve got social anxiety and they’re like no you don’t but if I say like oh I’ve got like if I’m a compulsive overeater they go slay 100% right so why does no one believe me Hannah it’s a trap it’s not a trap it’s not a trap I’m genuine this is going to be brutal no what’s Happening Here is not social anxiety it’s group anxiety oo interesting because the Dynamics of a group is so complicated and you have to keep track of stuff and you know it’s too much and someone always thinks you’re being rude if you’re not talking to them or you’re ignoring someone or like do they I think do they like do they I don’t know no you don’t know don’t you’re projecting whoa but I don’t have a projector oh I’m projecting yeah maybe what’s wait group anxiety social anxiety is that not the same thing then well like you feeling anxious now now I am cuz we’re questioning but you weren’t previously no it’s like you can be social with a small amount of people that you know yeah yeah I struggle with that oh that’s social anxiety Then well like I guess there’s there’s levels I’m joking um like like also also it’s like I don’t really have I don’t think I have social anxiety I have social confusion so I’m not sure what I’m supposed to be doing what I’m supposed to be saying and I’m guessing all the time and that makes me anxious but just the idea of talking to someone doesn’t you know it’s just like they’re going to probably hate me anyway so you just just go a little dead inside and is that you rejecting no no it’s just doing math so the chances are that someone won’t like every you know won’t like everyone yeah it’s just sort of like you just go with the LW of averages they’re probably not going to like me what are you going to do about it that’s such a intensely pessimistic view on yourself though right thank you very much okay yeah yeah yeah I mean it’s not it’s not an I like you Hannah but thank you but a group a group of people like a class do something new is adds a level of especially with a bit of a spread eego happening and the possibilities upside down on a pole that’s a level of vulnerability probably doesn’t you probably don’t want to be in a social situation doing that can I say though I think the context actually skews the opposite way which is to say that I think people who go to a pole dancing class are more open more vulnerable more inclusive more open-minded than me um or indeed most people like if you’re going to a pole dancing class you probably either have confidence or are looking to engender confidence in yourself so you’re probably going in with the supportive mindset of other people maybe it’s like comedy people think comedians are confident yeah uh-uh uhuh uhuh but also I think I reckon you need a class with one poll per person but that’s just from my point of view of like hygiene I think one poll per person is a reasonable rule I don’t want to be sliding down a poll I mean I don’t want to be full stop oh God that even made me feel an saying it not even a firan no oh my God the pressure too much um but getting dressed quickly is the one that I yeah it’s never happening it’s although I do like the idea of having a uniform not having to decide what to wear but listen I think running into the blaze with the the my boots on the wrong oh goding clown no one person would tell you was a dog in there and you’d be dressed like that come on come on I think you need a class with a poll per person so that this isn’t an issue I also think like I’ve walked out of classes before as in I’ve walked out of Pat’s classes before when I’ve gone in thinking like I’m going to do this today and then I get in there and go I’m not in the mental space I don’t want to be in my body I want to be a floating head today um and then I’ve left and uh nobody El the thing I will say to you is that in most exercise classes of any kind people are so focused on themselves because of all the Hang-Ups and anxieties that that causes they won’t even notice this is a comforting thing to just like there’s a good proportion of any group who has so anxiety yeah and those people are so focused on themselves there’s just no way they’re noticing you or remembering you you know like they’re just not yeah but also don’t you think this is this person’s like free time and this is a fun hobby and if it’s going to bring you any sort of anxiety Then like go find somewhere else like go enjoy yourself this is hard enough this is your fun thing just enjoy yourself okay but a poll in the home is a big commitment a poll in the home is a phrase I didn’t think I’d be saying so much today but a poll in the home feels like a huge where are you putting get it professionally installed this 100% yeah but what where are you putting that middle of the kitchen just think 100% you got the most time to kill something’s in the microwave something’s in the oven on the pole it’s not in the kitchen I don’t really no what are we doing on the pole what do we do spinning rubbing climbing falling thrusting I guess you’re doing some thrusting you can thrust on a counter for free have you seen JLo’s routine in that film about something else but only watch the clip where she does the yeah yeah wait what what that was such a lesbian nod that was queer meets queer wait you’ve got to film me in what is this there’s some film about something but JLo’s a stripper in made in Manhattan no no she does a full poll routine it’s about Bradley Coop or something doesn’t he just but yeah just wow just Google JLo’s poll routine I don’t know the film both really your eyes are both lit up in a way that is oh my God it’s phenomenal so Hey listen while you figure out where to put your pole why don’t you watch that I might watch it later like this is bringing you anxiety and stress and this is your downtime this is your fun thing like let it be fun sometimes anxiety hits you because you’re in an unfamiliar environment so it’s like you know maybe try again yeah at least you know what you’re getting yourself into this time that’s a very good point and run give up and run I know you mean B casing a joined I think like regularity and familiarity is pretty useful but I do wonder if maybe I I’m I’m so the idea of sharing a poll I don’t know why that feels so Grim to me but um CU you’re thinking of fluids well I have OCD yeah all I can think of is the sound you know when you get that like skin on I’m like oh a whole room full of that no they didn’t include that in the JLo clip maybe that’s why they play the music so loud yeah check out God she’s good what a woman also there’s so many other Jenny from I think so yeah you think I reckon so well I haven’t watched the documentary but I feel like Fame changes yet do you how many times can you marry Ben AFF and still just be from the block that’s such a good question do you think fame’s changed you yeah I’m struggling with it really it seems awful no like no offense it seems so bad it’s weird because just change like changes the way people treat you do you think it has and I don’t like change m do you think any of those changes are for the good it’s probably neither here or there but the change itself is I found it really hard to adjust to jarring so it’s like I uh I spent probably 35 years of my life walking unseen into rooms yeah and now that doesn’t and but now it’s like maybe I’m seen maybe I’m not and then at the end of an interaction someone goes I’m big fan work I’m like I thought we were strangers which is fine it’s fine it’s all nice but it’s like just that sort of understanding how people see you is weird and also people put a lot more pressure on meeting you in so far as like you it’s your time like you’re like having a day but they’re meeting Hannah G I work very hard to disappoint people early good for you good for you good for you sometimes I’ll just say I don’t get any less awkward and I go yeah just feel like just observed in general just like just those eyes much as I probably could be because I’m a bit oblivious I can be a my own little world sometimes I say that Jenna I was like I got something on my shirt people looking at me and she’s like you’re famous remember how you’re famous were you 35 when you did an N uh no 40 when I did in there wow 40 wow I saw it in the assembly oh my gosh so good like a tiny room I saw it you saw it live I saw it live in that room and I [ __ ] loved it so was that when I had the wisdom tooth in p did you know I was doing the net when I had the impact holy [ __ ] it must have yeah yeah oh God it was the worst I was doing that show which was horrible show it’s great show good show love it but hard to do I sh out to n Shout out to n from that’s the C shout out to nette we hope she’s well we hope she’s thriving that’s so funny but um yeah I was had to have a like a calpo icy pole on stage just like oh my God and then I went to a a dentist I was with um uh Sarah Kendall yeah her dad’s dentist and he was in town so we spoke to him oh my God and then so he’s like you’ve got to get it you can’t you can’t this is bad and then so rang out the dentist and got an emergency appointment she said oh the only the only appointment time we have is 2:30 like [ __ ] off I know [ __ ] and I laugh I said you kidding me right she said no no that’s all we can offer you okay and I’m like no no it’s fine but 2:30 like yes it’s the only time where she was really angry she cannot have heard this for the first time I know and I felt gas liit and I’m like 230 is like two 30 and she’s like oh we’ve just got a different sense of humor I’m like oh were you like Story of My Life phone I guess we have a distance live with the impacted wisdom tooth it is you can’t go to those people that’s like to me that’s like this dentist has no empathy I can’t go here well he didn’t answer the phone yeah I guess I guess anyway so then he just took it out like I don’t remember giving consent he’s just got these big Scottish bare hands and just went in and just move removed it like a fence with his bare hands it just felt just like you know like a fence post and just yanked it out and it felt amazing immediately really yeah and then for a day and then I got dry socket I don’t know you know about dry socket but the clot that is healing it drops out and then that’s it you’ve just got bone and nerves just out there to the Ed wind and so the last week of shows I was I was living the misery eat and drink on one side just and and the flood lights didn’t help do you think it made the performance better well more the I don’t know I the distress I really feel like there was a good time to get it and it was during that show that room is so small for that show though yeah it was assembly was like 50 people yeah and it was like a lecture hall likeone had a little desk we sat at the desk it really felt like George square like teacher was going off at you it really felt like tutorial time but like the teacher has brought too much stuff to work not enough boundar you know what I mean there’s so many when you see a show in one of those rooms that’s so good but like it’s too personal int felt like someone kicked off at a family reunion like it was like Angry well I feel like cuz I’m doing my shows in the west at a minute and it has a sort of as you say hello delegates quality and it does feel like yeah you’re supposed to be selling some sort of time share but instead you’re talking about your dad and everyone’s like what why please stop yeah it’s intense well oh my goodness Hannah Gatsby shout out to nette what a pleasure to have you hey I doubt there’s anybody listening who wouldn’t be able to find you well that’s creepy is I know physically find you and I meant what I said know I’m going to be the Seal s just follow the flood lights it’s fine follow the corner sheld Sanctuary obviously always our shout out listen for the sound of rose shooting yeah follow a kangaroo carel and grle that’s so dark um but wait where the hell can people see you are you going on a European tour I a lot of our listeners will be in the UK are you going to be there anytime soon yeah I don’t know we’ve announced anything but there’s there’s rumors oh there’s rumors there’s rumors I might all right you’re going to come Vis us I can fa I reckon you will maybe just a holiday to see the maybe just a Cornwall yeah we’ll meet you there you know on the way down we can stop at the Donkey Sanctuary oh my God how many sanctu are here a lot so many we’re to a sanctuary tour that i’ love to take you like an animal hospit hospice tour that’s basically what it is it’s the donkeys and the seals and there’s something else imagine that suffering the best two which one are you thinking of the puffen island Lundy is that cuz the puffins are fine okay they’re not sick all right they’re just there I’m assuming you want to see the sick animals that was oh my gosh can I just say thank you so much for doing our podcast no one we didn’t um think that you would well the people who approached us also said you won’t want to do this and I think I might have a little bit of oppositional Defiance and I’m like I will yes that’s how we get all of our big guests now you’ll never agree to this only the brave do this bu oh my god well thank you so much for coming in everybody shout out to [Music]