A la fin de leur service militaire, quatre jeunes soldats font une virée en France avec un char d’assaut “emprunté” à l’armée qui leur fera connaître bien des péripéties.
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Gentlemen. You have just attended the demonstration of this remarkable machine, the characteristics of which I will summarize for you radio, electronic guidance, super light armor, anti-radiation and indestructible. Laser-guided machine guns. Cannon capable of firing shells of different calibers and incorporated missiles. Finally, at cruising speed, 95 kilometers per hour on all terrain.
These, gentlemen, are Lem’s essential qualities. DCN is a worked very well for the colonel. You can be satisfied. THANKS. Get up, artists! So we stuff the bill. Nowadays ? We can’t do anything anymore, not even a nap. You don’t think I’m the one who’s going to
Clean the tank? No to men, colonels and. What the hell! You shouldn’t take it for granted because the skittle is in eight days, because there could be extensions. We start all over again with the ball from zero. I want. The target is perfect.
It’s clear, we’re going to give it a little wipe. I say complete cleaning, The quarry too. I’ll pass my hand. A Sunday. Well there is work and work. Look for the fleet, We really have no regard for artists. Oh well yes, I expected this from the stars
Because at the regiment party, it was torpedoed. My mom, my mom, my mom, my mom. Not great tobacco my colonel, you will make a superb tobacco in the ballet dance with cleaning equipment offered by the State. And on the way. Michel will give you a quarter of an hour.
I’m tired of the dirt. To be washed cushy. Fed up eh! Fed up, it held on while the others maneuvered. We were sleeping. Tarzan at and the guys. It’s still a funny thing. Oh, we’ll never make it. The hose is too short. Guard. Frankly, you’ll see, I’m going to go and
Read to the colonel, Lady Di told me earlier. To Colonel Tartuffe, she said buy you a pair of organic glasses. No, but there, I think I asked that the tank be moved forward about twenty meters. Forget it, it’s gone, but not the. It’s not a bike. It’s actually quite the good one.
It’s not true ? No, it doesn’t have a motor, we’re not stopping. From 11:30 p.m., during the show at the station. The weather is going to us. Arriving, bits and pieces, but hey. Yes, I know, I worked in engine tuning, but in my business. Oh no. Not because you saw that.
When I finish adjusting it, we can push it up to 100 miles an hour. Can you imagine if we had a car like that for fun? What a foot! Oh finally a real delirium, can you imagine? And I think to get to the camp there. Low, before I set it like a watch.
Well no, it’s not good. No longer like. You. Oh well done! Not good-looking, capable of having a nice job. What is that for you? Go crushing? Oh no, I can’t say how much my brave for an engine tune-up and any engine stops when it runs out of fuel, eh?
You’re going to say that he saw the oil, that’s something else. On the way out, that’s where it hangs. We saw two short ones. Yes but then, the zero emergency tank, it is empty. Us over there, guys. Oh guys! This time, we’re really lost in nature, huh? We are doomed. Oh, don’t panic!
Cool, relaxed, We stop a car and ask it to get out. But there it runs on gas oil. Anything to annoy what? Well, all you have to do is call Bitaine by radio and tell him that we’re lost in the wilderness. We’re going to look good. Okay, I’ll send an SOS.
But there, the keel in eight days, that’s a bit eh? And %*#⚫️, we’re tired of it. Fed up! We lost contact. Who did I contact? And in a little boss when I failed. Oh how sick he is! The antenna Who did this? What did this?
I’m on YouTube, I’m there, I have nothing to do with it, I don’t know. We can’t do that. You know what? Oh my guys. Have you seen the antenna? Go cut some good guys, don’t let yourself get discouraged. It’s up to you to find me fuel. For what ? Because I’m the boss.
And where will we find the gas oil? I do not want to know it. Get over it, you lived there. Yeah yeah yeah, it’s not okay. Go Villegas Go from the village, he’s not going to pass, have Sylvain shot as he says. Leader.
And too bad, it’s super cheap with flowers and I’m going to make you call Mr. ordinary or cocorico row of onions! Super super! It’s how we left, it will be when we are in yellow. I like football. I have no choice. the Army is not going well.
Still paying back the vines she crushed on me. And this has been going on since May 18th, finally get angry! Phew! What pirates! Every time I see, I see more. You see what I see there in Rabat. Have you seen the girl’s dad? The tractor ?
Either you believe and you can pull us until when. Besides, you’re fine. And I have. As he comes. Wasn’t that you? Yes, I have oil. It’s up to you to see the ideas. Come on, when oh is there, et cetera. Well with that, we won’t say far.
Not that much. Next time, you will have another idea yourself. Duality. I don’t know if it’s a minute. It’s downright disgusting. We can’t empty it like that. The reasons are there, just guys. I planned everything. Hop. Cap. We are saved. Yes it’s good. This is my job.
It’s funny Battle, we’re not going to go. If not how ? There, we don’t know. Yeah yeah. But it’s still. Day. Come on, go ahead and see, we can get started. OK but hey guys, here we go or there are two of them, it’s not possible, but where have they gone?
See you then. Guys, there’s no one left. That’s not bad. More than that. Eleven is like that for everyone. Well, they wasted no time on that. It’s not been 4 hours since we left and in premises forgotten in the chaos. Are you sure the camp was there? But finally, the essence was there.
The toilets I have there. There is someone Oh oh oh oh oh! I’m going to do that, you %*#s. The important thing is to find friends again. From this corner over there, at least 200 miles. But with all that, we don’t have 4 hours.
Then we’re not going to get on board with it yet. We’ll take the small paths. Then if it happens, we will arrive at the base before our friends. And we go there and you didn’t see that the M17 had disappeared in the boarding mess? It escaped me. Did you miss that?
You will not escape the war council, Colonel. It seems that the dying woman and her men are taking them to test engines, What they must have done is probably stupidity that will cost me my two stars. In my opinion, the invincible must have broken down, never say that.
Bergeron, A foreign observer could hear you. M17 Oh well, that doesn’t exist. We’ve never seen that. Hmm, to the colonel. Are you going to find these four guys for me? Yes, Colonel, with their money, it’s as if it was done. My colleague accepts the omen. For you. Oh Vladimir, it’s not.
A manifestation of irony. Listen to me about these provincial towns that you won’t see. That’s about it. Three months since I came back. They demonstrated, but in fact, my. Brother loves. GOOD. It’s joy, brave people, luck, all that. So my assault tank. We are asked a little with army the navy cannon
Before going to anything. We are going to offer them everything else in our economy of the year, in key moments, but not a do 24 great games to put down in addition to your last one revolver, it’s going to be a bullet with the guy. And There you go. Game
Boy Advance Foreign Fashionable hero, we voted for the new side. The guy. And I want to tell you that at the end of the. I can not anymore. I don’t want to go, I’m not used to it. Obviously, I’m dreaming, We got there. And how did you come up
With the idea of building a doll? It’s not going straight and to the right, on the TV, at the little screen, because there is more to put it very big, stronger. Fully agree. Alright. I hadn’t seen that since the last teenage panzers and here we were. You have always stocked up.
State reason. Make the plan. Yes, it’s good, but it’s going to cost you a fortune. So it will bring back because there is fear. Sorry, the army told us they will pay me for the damage but not good ideas, eh. So, just to please, we’ll sort it out for you right away.
Day, we run to the. Drop point, we recovered a side point, we come in the morning at the right time for a guy on board, a bandit. It’s beautiful and here, right at the red dot there. So until then, lines, then it’s already too late.
So we have time to go show the gang. So color, not content. No, Monsieur has a little one. Friend in the area. Like Marty. Heat waves. She works in the woods. Because her fiancé is a motorcycle. Because what’s more, the girls did Alana. It’s his mother, his mother. My mother has
Two police officers. With me because he said he would promote. He has. Well and there we are. Arrive in Fouta and you want us to go with the tank? Don’t worry, we’ll move on to Versus. Come on guys. Leader. It’s me. Her. Chief.
Oh that looks good, but I prefer them even more. Well, I understand you, what do you want? I like having a car that sticks to the road. Attention ! So there, to stick to the road that sticks to the road, tank. But take it easy, I’m afraid.
I see melons everywhere, everywhere, everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. It’s serious. No, because nothing. But I’ll do everything, even do the carpet. Hospitaller in disguise. What’s yours for me, dad? Yo yo yo yo! Oh no, Wait, Wait, do you have my lady? Yes, but hey, we are the commission. It’s a talk show, but
We are disabled. No no no. Yesterday, when the first one World War and give my opinion. But I had already seen I have a guy of that. I don’t have no day to do it. And Bilodeau, Ricard, it couldn’t have gone well. Good for the 40th birthday of the handsome Tinordi.
I will find. A club later. Afterwards, it’s all about cleaning. Yes. Oh ! What is he doing to me? And there it is. Yes. Yes yes. But it’s not there. What are we going to do with you now? I answer yes. Pardon. For once I have a bit of improvisation.
You don’t think we have enough trouble as it is, do you? Do you want it? If you abandon me, I’ll tell everyone that you %*# me once. Well done ! We have. What ? Because we are capable of doing it. I know me. Also. Although I understood correctly, this cat flew away,
Fifteen tons disappeared in a soap bubble. That I see myself saying to the general in general he had entrusted me with these cats, I can calm you down on the 16th four clerks lost it to me at belote, at 421, with executives like you.
If we have a new war, we won’t stop in the Pyrenees. It’s at the South Pole. To return. We just received news from the Invincible Hell, from Je. He smashed up a gas station, caused panic in a peaceful demonstration of wine growers, smashed a sports car, drove through a farm
Destroying everything and caused havoc in traffic. That’s all. No, Colonel, even though he robbed the local bank. Well let’s see, it doesn’t say any better that way. And where is this mischievous little cat now? He has disappeared, my colonel. This time, I can’t go back. I have to warn my minister.
Call me the Minister of War who is on his way. Of. Do this to me, a stone’s throw from my two stars. It’s more of a tank, it’s a piggy bank. There are more, there will be one in May and we will see. We’ll give it back.
Wow guys, we have to think about this. You’re right, we’re confused. It’s not an end-of-year bonus after all. Perfectly. We’ve never seen so much money in our lives. We’re not ready to see any. You know what I mean ?
This money, we didn’t steal it, we were given it by our friends, no need, but we still broke a bank, we pointed a cannon at the teller. So if I understood correctly, here you are a deserter, gangster, robber, you hid books, you pocketed 100 million,
You sent at least 20 cars, a setting attacked, the sidewalks disturbed, the public highway. I don’t see your future rosy, my friends. I don’t know who will take the blame in this matter. I didn’t know. You see kids, we only have 20 seconds before air. Come on, perfect my dear. First, how much
Time do I have today? Three minutes because this newspaper, I’m ready to eat. We would have a Mr. Minister of the Interior. For the first time in the history of gangsterism, a bank was robbed using a French army tank equipped with fabulous weaponry and ultra-secret technology.
So I act as the interpreter for all French people. What does it hide? What is hiding and hiding? Very good question. I can also give you the answer. What do you want it to hide? Let us be clear, this affair is nothing more and nothing less than a political provocation.
And what are the police doing in all this? The government is the guarantor of our institutions, as you know. He therefore expected this low blow. A low blow which, let me tell you, is a real scandal. Excuse me and besides I can give you some information.
The arrest of the provocateurs is only a matter of minutes, but he is completely crazy. So how was the dear friend? You were perfect as usual, Mr. Minister, you were clear, precise, direct. In a word, I would say that you were very effective. But I also think so, my dear Hubert, you know
That television is always welcome. THANKS. If by chance, take a tip, you think of we’re going to see Charlie. Yes, what is it? Mr. Minister, Mr. Minister of War has just arrived and asks to be received. Diarra He must have seen my interview on
Television and he himself was there in real life. How are you ? Listen to Albert when you were at National Education then at Agriculture? You have %*# like others string pearls. But today, you were hooked. Here it is finally! What does it mean ?
That means what I just saw you on TV because of you. The government is going to shake things up, but what do you imagine are your puppets? Will we stop our 17 plane as it intercepts a horse? Finally, we still have to say to end up stopping them.
But there, around ten will crush all the vehicles they find in their path. Uh, dams, they will, they will blow up like cobwebs. What is this ? Mr. Yes, Mr. Minister of Finance, I ask to be received immediately, although there is. Concludes that it has M17 armor. It’s not an adjutant’s chest.
Calm down, calm down now that’s enough. Hello Albert. Hello, I just saw on TV some voters giving me whey. Listen, Raymond has just told me that my police cannot do anything against his tank. I think that to save face you have to call on the army. But to help my children, I already
Have tons of problems with crying power. This tank must continue its journey without incident. Let him go where he wants as he watches. You forget that there are four gangsters on board who committed a hold-up and took a young girl hostage. For me, I don’t care. We will find them. It’s not
Serious, but immobilized. It’s a catastrophe, our entire foreign trade is in total disequilibrium. Don’t forget that we survive on the international market thanks to the reputation of invulnerability of this wonderful M17. Do you know what will happen if this tank is destroyed? A whole country. This is the downfall of ministry.
What are we going to become ? We ? Currently we have on our order 260 deliveries from to 17. If the reputation of this tank is tarnished, these orders will be canceled immediately. So we don’t touch all that. Don’t forget for the country’s economy, to save France, to save the franc.
The Invincible must remain unassailable. So what do we do ? We are not touching the M17 until the next council of ministers. Don’t forget, I just voted that a young florist taken hostage by gangsters in tanks has been identified. This is Martine de Belle, the 19-year-old daughter of a respectable merchant. Christelle.
She’s my fiancée. Nothing. We don’t do anything, not to hang the cars high, very high. We don’t intervene next to my captain. Me, the people who come from very far away, I don’t give a damn. They kidnapped my fiancée. I want her back, that’s all. I decided. I’m off the hook. Immediately.
About the bank heist. The police, we’re here. There you go, listen to where I am based on everything I’ve been able to see. If the investigation progresses, the authorities still refuse to give the slightest detail on the path which, to. Cause of us, we. The stars now. But that’s fantastic.
But no, it’s not fantastic because everything I can get with this filthy lace, we can’t even put it in the bank. Well, forget about the night, give advice, we’ll look into it. But oh yes. She is late. Come on guys, we’ve been spotted guys! And the news in two.
Did you say suddenly serious? Great %*#⚫️ of course. And you will find the journalists. So I believe with you. To glory. That’s all well and good, but it doesn’t. Didn’t see his happiness. It’s true, it’s not all that. There is a village there, Martine.
You want a grass-fed refueling and I said me. I want to but I don’t have the money. And it’s not the money. Timok we don’t touch the money out of the piggy bank, but what do we eat? So I already gave. Go cities, not in quality. THANKS. I don’t want any money.
For the Dole. Thanks hey. Nor on the quantity to eat. By the ton. It goes beer like the rowboats. Yeah but it depends. Years and. Everyone has their position. Well, it’s an emotional moment that we didn’t expect. Is perhaps expected but not so much sent.
Since this morning, we have been looking for this tank here, almost everywhere in nature. We crossed forests, woods and we are in pine forests. I don’t know where exactly and the invincible is there, in front of us. the Invincible is not dead. But the canvas is automatic.
We’re going to do it to them. Fear with the cannon. Yeah yeah, but it hasn’t been a case of one guy being involved. But it’s not possible anyway, right? I still prefer a little. You never know what can happen. A call of A. At my house.
I’m looking, I don’t have a shot, I won’t be able to be bearded. Come on, we’re the mafia. So I care about myself. Come on colleague, it’s an order from the minister, except the guy. There are the police who are fighting because of us. Martine will do well on her own.
One of lost ten to return to normal. We’re going somewhere else that way. It’s all you. She’s skinny, come see. And soon OK. So no, all Swedish and you drive like corked wood, all the way. So my skin looks very flat. I was in the stroller, yes. But we don’t discuss it.
I don’t know if I’m there. You’re not far from yourself. Yes, it’s right here. My name is a stick drop. Okay, you’re breaking our mini bus. I’m going to get the police. No, no, no, no, definitely not. No no no no no. We will sort that out for you, we specialists.
Yeah, I said that. One lost. It doesn’t find him. Our %*#s, they dumped me. Yes, it’s not going to happen like that. The pages. Yes there is. Oh. Oh oh daddy there. The damage is repaired. And now what are you going to do? Shall we continue the tour, the tour?
Yes, we’re waiting for that. Hmmm. Interesting, that. We finished these people. And if you do tonight. I don’t know. Maybe we go to bed, said I would give. So we’re angrier, no, I knew it. Well, goodbye dream creature! The engine doesn’t seem to want to cause even. It’s weird. Something broke.
Okay, you know what we’re going to do. We can’t leave you out there like that, so we’re going to go park. During this time, you will rest and repair the engine. He was the first mechanic in France. Ouch ouch ouch dad, if you saw your son. At this level.
There. Minimalist, enchanted lampshade. I am Alain’s dad. Alain is not worth Konin. He did military service and at that time, I read that he took up the tank. You are welcome. How did you manage to get here? I asked the concierge.
I said we are all brothers because it is written in the Bible too. So he thinks of you. He was my brother, Okay and the tank. And why are you putting my son in a tank? He can breathe. Listen, when he was little, I texted him all the time.
The countryside, he was in a small village. But I am the Dormouse and Cher, Vaux pas Konin. And he asked for military service. It is good. The husband has for our seaside to have it the good mayor, you put him in the tanks, He doesn’t know how to breathe.
What is the most important room for you? Shall we throw another one? No, no, no, no, you seem like a nice minister, that? You also go to the ministers. Intelligent, it’s rare. Well, oh! Antoinette, Antoinette, Antoinette, next to the hatred, we don’t expect them too much. Purple it is. Not bandits.
Jeannot runs to the Biron gendarmerie. Ludovic on Jeanne’s arrival. No, no mom, I’m too much, No coming back. And why don’t you want your pride to stop kidnappers, But they’re nice boys in jeans. And sure, they drugged her, not the best at it, but they killed someone.
Old Pascaline, she gave them her name, it gave her jaundice. Isn’t that an attack? And I. Maybe not him. Spitting the sidewalks and seriously accusing them at the moment, we are getting to the point where we are anyway. The colonel will know that we are lost in the wilderness.
Who understands me, we’re fed up. We are soldiers. We had twelve. Years, I had lost on the way. So they saw you naked. It’s annoying. Don’t listen because you’re in a head. I’m not retro, I’m jealous. We need to know what these men are doing. Are you a masochist, Ludovic?
Now I want to know what violent violence is being done to. He must have received it. I will judge these guys and like you say, and that as. So. Well until. Prison, there are. Bars, There is a long. And guys don’t like mud. Time and learn. Yes you ? Oh yes, yes!
Oh, forget yourself! But what does it do? I’ve been working with my friends for two years. The moment in the shadows. But one day, it’s going to break out guys first. Are you playing in a train station with your friends? You make me. No more than that. I meant misfortune. And.
I would like to our moment. Let him die. You know what it is ? A policeman ? First of all, that’s a beautiful uniform, presence, that’s respectable. The wife of a gendarme, and that’s always right, it shouldn’t and it’s a sport. A policeman. And then it’s a bit retired, a
Gendarme, and then it’s not always there. I am often on mission. A policeman. It’s nice to be the wife of a police officer who is always on the road. What is. It is ? He is commander of the 584th armored regiment. Martine Yes, I would like to speak to him. Thank you Madam.
Alone, please. Thank you Madam, Eh mademoiselle, I have one or two questions to ask you. First question, why did my men kidnap you? I already told the police, I already told my fiancé, I tell you again, they did not kidnap me. I went there on my own before. So not guilty of kidnapping?
GOOD. Second question why did these idiots attack a bank and why did they steal money? They didn’t attack the bank, it was a mistake. As for the money, it was the banks that were in the bank who threw him into the chariot as they were leaving. By taking the money.
But no, all he wants is to give the money back. So not guilty of theft. But why didn’t they prevent their adventures? You don’t have a homing pigeon, but they do. Had a radio. The radio was broken. Mademoiselle never says that. On the M17, everything is unbreakable. So the radio.
Yes, it is an element foreign to the infrastructure. Either way, it’s the best tank in the world. And now that he’s proven it all, well it’s time he stopped his walks. He’s wandered around enough as it is. But he doesn’t walk around anymore. He stopped for the night.
Yes, we know that since the imprisonment on the trail. But what we need now is a contact who can tell these four idiots that it’s time for him to come home. We will kill the fatted calf. There’s no point in killing someone. You have a bike ? I have a moped.
Well my contact will be you. I say it as you are, you will certainly be able to convince them. They absolutely must join their unit before the gendarmes become overzealous. Priority to state security and its finances.
Colonel, if I go there, it is neither for the tank, nor for the money, nor for the state. But why then? For fun, not there. War and. How’s it going ? I’m trying to see these. Men. These. Good evening Augustin, you need that but we’re not going there. Am again.
Oh yes, that’s it! Goodnight My Angel. We are here. We pick her up and she sleeps well too. She’s in the fleet. What to do? What ? In what ? It’s like that. This is what we could do to go up the road without making any noise.
There are no people who matter. Here in the morning. Hello, I’m shopping right away, it’s a mess. I can not sleep. There are people waiting for us. The web is like me, I know myself, it’s great. Oh yeah. Yes, but ok, but I’m getting up. And that’s just me.
Me. Me, I am listened to and I don’t know how to have an idea. Yes. Yes, I’ll give them to you. Take it to a platter Meanwhile, you there. But then we don’t go for Vezinas. Thanks, that.
Go quickly René, hurry up and make a plan for yourself under the trees, it’s not. Is that possible? Finally, I thought we had done them, there we go. Oh yes, we have more. And how do we get into the base? You’ll see. For the moment we’re getting out of here.
Come on, hold on, we’re good, so it’s not me who’s driving, it’s him. I manage Cap and we lost a pretty girl. Yes, good. But nothing happened to your machine. Well it’s because of this time putting the pin in like that. Oh, you know a blacksmith around here at the Caterpillar,
I’m requisitioning you. No, no, you stay there and take care of the tank, eh? Why don’t you have a 30 Volta roadster? And then the money there ? No ma’am, one quad, a bouquet. Home for there, what is he doing? Something nasty? Her heart stopping in the middle of filming?
I don’t have a plane of my own that. Go over that with your big mouth? Go ahead! My God, when Kiwi Angel, I run on the bank. If I watched where barley. On this behemoth or after that in the moonlight will finally see the light of the other. The sylphs.
No, it is prettier behind than the hour, but smaller inside. And this monstrous, reassuring, destructive vehicle. But this. Ah but you fell from the sky. You think Not so good to say the cow! But this is the cat everyone is talking about. Yes, we’re not even on television.
But you know you’re terribly popular. You are the idols of the mass media. If you shoot for me, I’ll offer it to you. And that’s great for you. We came to his house and they told me no. And did you see what I see there? Even if it doesn’t work?
And Martine, what did candidate Martin promise you? I have to tell him to take care of the future, things are not going well. A French army tank is not a carnival tank. So I tell myself. You better thank him. I point out that I have come to save you from the firing squad
And on the other hand, the 50 million that these gentlemen give us to help you pay. You are going to the. Carnival. It’s good that you’re right, but in the meantime we come across more and more like puppets. And everyone loves Guignols. All small municipalities. Come on, come on,
Come on, like we do anyway Here, Invincible seems to be in some trouble. A breakdown probably over. So, my friends. Last I heard, the cat made one. Appearance at the Italian border. Where he caused panic before turning around. What is this ? Hello Selma!
It’s dad and you know, the dog, he already knows me. He let me pass. He knows you are my brother. Well, look, it was for my son. So what was going on? I saw photos of it. In the newspaper. He looks bad. What do you want?
Sick ? What do you want from eating them? Look, I don’t have any. What do they usually eat? So there you have it, that’s just gauchos, then those were trainers, scoundrels and that is worthy of the smoky arts. It’s good. Yes and this is a cheesecake.
And if you like it, I can make it for you too to accompany you, Sir. Before I have this dish and a lampshade at your place, eh? They broke down. So he’s fine. We have to stop them. But I think we have the butter. And you hold on. We’re thinking.
First of all, we don’t arrest anyone. If it is not put back into working order immediately, these mechanical qualities will be called into question. It’s excluded. Do you know what I told you about our trade balance? I will do what is necessary since the prestige of French equipment comes first.
And Don Juan, and in fact, it’s leaving him. Game. It’s what ? Why SOS Dépannage? So we broke the game. Well done, we’ll fix it for you. We have the army mechanics and oh. It’s going to be a long time coming. So it doesn’t matter, but
It’s still there for a little while, we can sleep. Well, we’re fine. Okay, you can go, Try to start, be. And you walk. And all. That’s it, it’s OK, it’s good. He repaired your toy. All that remains is to bring you back to base and you are sure that it works
Because you seemed a little light for specialists. I mean ten. Seven is still not with it. Any toy as you say in there. We’re not jokers like you. If I tell you it works, it works. Okay, we’re going to go see that. Everything is tidy and everything is in order. The %*#!
But what do I care about nature? It’s not easy to leave. We came. With a few arrowheads to thrill the guys. To the biker who’s not my guy, Come on, I’ll take my place. The cop disappeared in an attack. It’s like the worst. I swear he’ll pay me for it, it’s ruined. %*#!
And we’re angry. This is how everything is good. No, no, no, my angel, we know. We have 1 hour more or less to get to the base then. Put in perfume. Me. No, you’re not trying to understand. Didn’t play police. Special event that interests you in Puget-Théniers. No no no no no.
Yes yes. Loulou noodles, the noodle capital, No, everyone. I held, it is well known, the noodles. Before the noodles. And the noodles. It depends on how you season them. Either way, we have a very important race to do. Thirteen. Today we’re going there. We’re going to Istanbul sounds good. But the meatball?
Yeah, I’ll give the money to the guard sometimes. Zack Sac. Take the pineapple with you, don’t hang out in the Grande gone with my you come, you will give. That to your colleague from the Digne branch. They will understand very well. Please don’t waste this money and my.
Look on the Wii, here we go. Go ahead, come on, I’ll come back. That’s it dad, it’s a box. Yeah then very good. Come on. One two three four ? No, no, no, no, no, don’t stop there, don’t move. In was. If the four %*#s are there with the
Ticklish ones, I, my friend, am waiting good again daddy. Good job guys ! There is still that Hook arrives. Suddenly. You really shouldn’t. When I really see it. Not banned by Gonelle, he must not find himself with the northerner. On set for rehearsal. Come on, go quickly, let’s go for the rehearsal.
And he left the city. Where he died, Where the soldiers are. They are. Remounted like. Then you really take me for an imbecile. Or what ? It went up because what do they go up when. Are they doing the interview? Are they doing an interview? And the tank then?
Maybe you’re the one driving the tank, right? The tank can be loaded. There is much less good in this case. The ring road. There, it’s difficult to climb. Carl JB You go home to your mother. We will explain this. Evening. Ready for VCR? OK, so shall we go? Do you have?
The tank is gone. The policeman left. Done anyway. I spit on the grave of passing time. You don’t show us what can pull my head out of my shoes. You saw the rope that hangs us from the walls and everything. Start from outside. Who traces the links that pass the machine.
And I keep what is not freedom for me. Without going any further than I don’t know. After meeting with the truth and further, further, until death or the fear of dying standing. I don’t want a piece. The sky, I. Want the sky everything. Whole, never again the sun. But I can say.
That there is an obstacle to freedom. Dear. Everything will work, Walk. Like a solitary wanderer until Mandanda that will be. Behind. Each had readings closed by dust, with a light heart, with a heart slung over one shoulder, like you. You see, you see, you see, you see everyone So why
When, for each song, I. So you see, I talked about. Do well. Things because the Swedish voices, it’s been 1 hour. I’m trying to warn you. We’re in a bind. Who was there, he is there. About ten minutes. On a tow truck. They were soldiers, sailors. Oh no, they didn’t
Say where to do it? Yes, yes, there was one who said. We’re not going back. And after ? Afterwards they left and we are a diary of. Young people of the valid she goes Nice? Thank you sir. There. We will do better, we will give you photos.
What is really happening in the skin there? But what’s the matter with you? We simply lost it. Most ultra secret. French army tanks. Maybe we can do something to help you, not to get us to Nice as quickly as possible. And come on, we have the motorbikes!
Thank you for being friendly at the bookstore, Bad to go and clear out. Get out, move back, but move back. Come on, move forward and you sir, go, go. Come on, come on, come on, let’s start, That’s it. Yes, a policeman. Wait, it will take initiatives. So now, head to Monte Carlo.
I think the rules are the rules. So what do the regulations have to do with this? Monte-Carlo is a foreign country. So no question of war outside the borders. Okay then we would need each. Years old or not right? No question of letting the boss here go.
Carlos Vela, our partner on the boat. But your dog, if we don’t get the tank back, we’re going to get shortchanged like Marie Antoinette. For the first thing, you have to get on board. It doesn’t have to happen. Bar without us. What can go unnoticed on a boat? Seamen.
The sailors already have an idea. It will be fine. You? What are we going to do with Not ok. Why do you put a hello. After this news of the times? By the way, if you wish, to the show section before performing at Sporting de Monte-Carlo, the Swedish group
Beauty are the stars of our region’s pop festival. Old gentlemen. But what have they done with the charm of. And with. Swedes more Parisian? After there were some, the artists. You had fun with these girls. Good to you all. Pfffffff. Hello Colonel General? Sorry, my respects, general. You are watching television.
No sir, no time. You are wrong. You could have seen your zebras clowning around with Swedish girls at a festival and it smells like a tank, we having abandoned our equipment most at our command, I. I know my little guys, my general. They probably locked the tank before going to make the music.
So well locked that the invincible has just been stolen, stolen. Hello? Hello Saint Tropez ! To promote the sale of the M17, we decided to advertise. Yes, but not before advertising. Maybe we can wait. No, in my opinion. He was kidnapped by the conscientious objectors, by the objectors of.
Conscience, why not by nudists, firefighters? Yes yes. We located your tank on Doctor Bouton. THE. Unhappy Well, Doctor Bouton, it’s a boat that has just left the port. Oh no, if the military pays for cruises from taxpayers. Where are we going ? How he was kidnapped by a foreign power.
But it’s a scandal. So firstly, not a word to the press and secondly. You find me this boat before it leaves territorial waters. It’s understood. Excuse me for a moment. Given, I’ll come back. Good evening, I’m not okay, my heart hurts. What will that say? I’m a little locked in.
I have vapors or vapors. This is what everyone wants to do: end up like Marie-Antoinette. If we don’t find a way to get the coal out here, there’s plenty of morning, we are doomed. I echoed myself like that. Now things are moving, get out of your way to get help.
That’s why I have. Even more had what’s what. I don’t want to disturb you. And I live to not care because every time you have, have you seen it? A television station told me a few moments ago how many minutes and how much it is filmed. Then I copy as I please.
But I’m in the ministry. You countries where I count per day, that’s not so bad. The doll cut me compliment. Yes, but I told him what did I want to come to you? I will listen to you, but I don’t talk. Listen to yourself talk in the a day, 20 minutes
A day, I don’t know and earn a lot of money. Help you. So yes Yoyo, poke me I know the woods, but if someone does, what happens? We stayed, it’s me. I am. President, but of course aware of what? But I’m always aware. Mr President, I am immediately
Doing what is necessary Mr President, Mister President. What is it about ? I’ll tell you when I reread the Telegram. Oh well, that’s fabulous! So we started by losing the diet. Now, here is Frédégonde. A secret agent. Frédégonde is our torpedo, because she is the most recent.
The Minister of War. Should you know that? Excuse me, but I’m always the last resort. But I know. Many besieged Frédégonde. No, this one, I don’t know. Who spoke to you in front of me? I do not know. I’m going to read in the newspaper Must go two.
He spoke because he preferred to have the cardinal. Of course yes, but hey, come on, we’re tired of it. Frédégonde is a torpedo of diabolical precision on paper, with its ruinous head, it detects a pedal boat and it slips it to you 100 kilometers from the coast. So this morning, we tried Frédégonde
For the first time in Toulon harbor. She’s even worse. She completely got out of control. In the last news. She would come back to. The Riviera. It’s going to make a pretty mess. Hopefully it will stop before it hits land. Yes, but. At this moment. Will it float on water?
In my opinion, it will sink. But if it sinks, it can’t blow anything up. No. So we are the actors? Maybe not the right one. Maybe we’re going to see a guy, come see, it’s great, we’re not the civilized right. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And finally I
Still can’t Emilie. You always need scrap metal to breathe. Frankly, it’s going to live in an expensive family life and that’s the whole thing smut like a bad one, that, we’ll see that later. For now, to return to the base, you have to lift the tank first.
The colonel told her that she was very good. Children, while the vertical tank with it, we let it break completely at 12 p.m., we take advantage of it and right away. And what awaits us or when. faithful, what is this monument. Who kills the sailors who will bring
One to life. Piece outside of town. But it’s Frédégonde repairs and they didn’t tell me the name of the tank. I’m not talking to you about the stupid tank, the rocket, their searcher rifle which has. Been lost in the Mediterranean. You know, the newspapers, the television, everyone
Talks about it, but that’s good, it’s a danger. Oh no, not too much, I’m not starting to be afraid, it’s heavy to carry. I’ll give you a flexible hand, a flexible hand on the branch. I do not really know. We’re the rocket. The head is the seeker at the neck.
We are here on the tank and trailer. How all in front of the tax office. There is room, there always is. Especially when there are plenty, when I have one more for a good one. Moment. Full Foie gras with truffles accompanied by mimosa salad.
It seems like people are listening to me well. Me I. Think about attacking. With frog legs sauce. Madeira. There is one who. Take the butler’s order of Burgundy snails. And I’m going to let myself be tempted by the lobster from the armoricaine
De lobsters, accompanied by a very fresh little singer from the reserve. And we agreed here. I’m 35. Years was good. Have you seen the menu? Look at some little man, please. Other than that, it’s funny, it’s funny, I ask for mineral water and a gentleman takes the trouble to make a face.
Although I’m tired, I’m starting to get fed up with the walk. The ride is coming to an end. Tonight, we turn the page. Should we salute her twice? come on, really, it eats and. We are in the plancha guys. Look, I’m here and I’m a van.
It seems that the other was the latest model, indeed more amateur, but that is the target. Me not yet. I wanted when. He’ll know the board, it’s not difficult to fight. We didn’t need it. Here is the. Message for the. Colonel Charrier We have found the invincible. Here are its coordinates.
No, wait, that’s unbelievable. Why are they taking him to the pound? I think with it. All drivers. At the pound. There are sailors playing acrobats behind us. Hang on or go sow. Hang on, aren’t we me? Yes, my husband. We just spotted your car. We will now guide you.
Take the second on the right. Go quickly. We won’t have you go, you don’t even have Not yet. One. Arms that. There was more missing than that. With a lot of. No no no. At the end. Excuse me, old man and there you go. This is the strip of land.
Look at my friends. Peaches. And I still love them. But until when they’re going to get pinned on. Starting to annoy me. Wait a minute, I’m going to throw them in Tokyo. God won’t see. What should you do to avoid freezing? No, but you and I saw clearly. And that you and I
Haven’t been to see you arm to pull gently. Oh no ! Watch recover the hair video and in those moments, for the night, the doc René Alain, I see it like that, nothing is going well anymore. We control our blood. But are you kidding? You’ve seen what we’re carrying.
But but it’s the same though. Well yes, it’s been 3 hours. Sailors run after us to steal it. Sailors have. Forgot your cat. OK, but that’s almost a torpedo attempt. No condition on the ground, let go of everything. We are in the process of understanding that too. Everyone and me, eh.
Leave them to me. Thank you miss. Not angry, my colonel, I forbid you from acting like a Marine, Mr. Seagull. In the cabin, The hairdressers of the cat who is unbreakable? My colleague at the time with the same Marine. Oh no, here I am taking the serious start competition.
But Ludovic, is there only one? Yes and there will be even more. But what happened the worst? But it’s not all like that. Because we didn’t know what, but What did you call? No, I’m walking towards the four young boys who saved the invincible. Here they are so we’re not going.
Please follow me, gentlemen. THANKS Leo. Only thanks Cléon. You are their colonel. Madam, I am their colonel and I will break them. But my colonel, do you know that the whole of France admires their courage? France admires them. And you want to brief them?
No, no, no, I mean I might break them because I want them so much. Serve on my heart. And the national navy colonel. It was we who pulled Frédégonde. It’s been an hour since it was furious. One gives its position, then we come and get it and therefore
I received a radio message this morning. Yes, we ordered 140 from France Sacha A M17, do you know that they generated advertising? My little guy, I tried to colonel him. Yeah, that’s what they say and it is. Why was someone robbing me? I take off a lot, but my dad. Please, Colonel.
A word for radio? You are not going to take my children away from me. Sorry Colonel, but we also have boats before. That the. Boat stays grouped very well. To the. Sea, land, en route, please. The planes cast off. We can’t let ourselves go, can we? Is not it
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Salut à tous ! Quelle note vous mettez à ce film ? (pour aider ceux qui hésitent)
Synopsis : A la fin de leur service militaire, quatre jeunes soldats font une virée en France avec un char d’assaut “emprunté” à l’armée qui leur fera connaître bien des péripéties.