Are The Glazers Aliens? | Heads Gone Podcast

Can Manchester United fans buy the club? Are the Glazers Aliens?! Ste bought Gary Lineker a bag of crisps? Ashley Williams and Stephen Howson are back with the ‘Head’s Gone’ podcast as they sit down to discuss everything that’s happened this week in football. Today, they touch on the Man Utd ownership, can the fans buy the club? Are the Glazers secretly aliens? Is Black Hawk Down the best military film of all time? Are the guys telepathic? Before moving on to more football-related topics such as Wales’ win over Croatia, Ste on interviewing Gary Lineker, Sidemen charity game, What are the weirdest food combinations? Ste’s quick-fire questions for Ash & much more! Keep up to date with our channel by hitting subscribe and clicking the notification bell!

0:00; – Intro
3:16; – Ash nearly had to do the dare
4:24; – Can the fans buy Manchester United?
6:24; – The Glaziers, Trump & Aliens
10:44; – Ste & Ash discuss Red Dwarf
14:23; – Is Black Hawk Down the best military film ever?
18:11; – Kabaddi as a football pre-activation activity?
18:56; – Can Ste & Ash host the new Trans World Sport show?
22:25; – How good was the original Robot Wars?
24:47; – Are Ste & Ash telepathic?
27:45; – Three Letter Agencies Conspiracies
35:04; – Thoughts on Wales v Croatia
41:36; – Ste loved interviewing Gary Lineker
47:44; – Being a YouTuber & Performances during the Sidemen Charity Match
50:35; – Has an early in-game knock ever affected Ash’s performance?
51:55; – Death row last meal & weirdest food combination?
53:59; – Fictional character you’d like to be friends with?
55:46; – Ste’s quick-fire questions for Ash
58:21; – Thundercats remake?
1:01:41; – PL weekend predictions
1:05:37; – Outro
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Hello welcome to the heads gone podcast with me and St hon what else am I saying each what we that you’re doing the okay each week we’ll be discussing the most random and biggest topics from around the world of football each week we’ll be discussing the biggest and most random topics from

Around the world of football but we’re not just about football heads gone podcast is about everything it is your passport to the universe of the weird we’re going to be talking aliens zombies as well as football and whatever else takes our fancy I just covered that plus you want

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You well you can’t just drop that on me well all right well I did and I have so okay banter who uses the word banter anyway in 2023 banter yeah we didn’t write that did we wasn’t written by us we would have done a way better intro

All of our intros are way better than that anyway hi oh [ __ ] sorry [ __ ] see I thought there was some news about what’s going on it’s been deleted there it [Laughter] is I have no idea what might well leave those intros as the are it sums it [Laughter] up [ __ ]

Sake right hang on let me just get right I’ve got some questions and topics I to say I can’t remember they’re pretty [ __ ] like I nearly had to do that [ __ ] thing you know are we still rolling yeah all I nearly had to do the day I couldn’t believe the first two

Come in and we was did you see so didn’t know those two those two teams you’re talking about can’t remember their names it Vincent team you went for were like top of the group and the other one are bottom with like zero points and I was

Like No And then I thought well I might just do the D anyway Wen that bad anyway is he on the school R today half time is it all right it’s not where I am what’s the end of the month oh well it is where I all right um

Yeah should we do it anyway no if you know what if the opportunity comes I’ll do it with my phone I’ll race him anyway can we is it possible to get through this week’s episode without talking about Manchester United and ownership I thoroughly hope so okay I just have one question on it

Though so no then we’ll just get through this and then we’ll move on right got so many fans why don’t you all put a tener in and buy it off them because there’s not that many fans there isn’t that many fans yeah small club no you all bought a tener in

Can afford that no can’t so there is a stat out there which there is there is uh there’s either depending on who you listen to there’s if there 600 million United fans or a billion United fans so in that case you go oh yeah everyone could put a tener in but you’re talking

Some places where those fans would be if that was a real number and it ain’t 10 is probably a month’s wage in some of those placesan they can do a quid and you can do 20 there’s not I think there’s probably realistically who gets the say though 50

To million you did that who gets the say on like it have to be Democratic would it so you I reckon it’s probably realistically I mean we sell 2 million shirts a year somewhere in that sort of ballpack right so you can’t then tell me there’s 600 million fans now admittedly

Not everyone wears a shirt but that survey that was done back in the day it asked if you recognize the Manchester United badge and then everyone who said yes they’ve just gone so they probably surveyed 10,000 people and extrapolate it to the world which is mental right

But that was what they did now a Liverpool fan will recognize the United logo so are a city fan so an Arsenal fan so it’s completely flawed to call everyone who recognizes that logo a fan but that’s where the the number of United fans supp go when when uh whoever

Whatever his name is pulled out not really Jed go and Jimmy took it not really is he took it has he took it there’s a vote today I believe so we might find out tomorrow on what the ponytail going or not on whether he whether the board accepts his 25% offer

I’m not going to ever do a show whilst they’re in charge without talking about that ponytail just so you know that’s fair and the audience know that that’s always going to get air time um yeah covered covered that he W past us in America get out you slide did you I want

You didn’t Slide the the the bubble off it’s greasy is it so come straight off in your hands how have you missed the opportunity just SL cuz I wonder what happens does it drop down does the does GRE greasy that it doesn’t even change shape I was thinking about this

The other day right we we talk about aliens and all that and we spoke before about Zuckerberg and them people pause go on and I know that we’re not supposed to talk about the glazers we’ve been told um well we did 30 minutes on him and it

Never got aired all right okay cuz we want to be friends with them um which is fine I’m not hammering them I’m just saying if if aliens come to the Earth they’d get their hair wrong when they were trying to impersonate humans it’s so obvious to me

That’s so obvious what do they have on the top of their head the hair okay put me some on then and he went what it could be is I think looking at the way the angle that the hair comes in I think that is a bit like a tie on the front is

Holding the back of the suit together yeah good good that’s his quick release to get out of his human meat suit cuz it’s not what’s the one got just Bal no one of them’s got like 1987 stand-up comedian kind of a like he spikes it so they’ve both got

Mad Barnet yeah but mad Barnet is the move um there’s a there’s a lady involved as well though called Dary you wouldn’t she just looks like a rich random lady so we was in the tunnel at in the New York Stadium New Jersey Stadium where the Giants play met yep

That’s the one and um I didn’t clock him until he was right there and he was marching cuz he don’t want to get stopped does he not by someone like you no and he was 20 M away there’s a big wide sort of corridor and there was a lot of people in the

And he had these little golf cart boogies sort of driving through there so it was but he was he was walking but he had a lot of security with him as well he was boxed in like a president so or like an alien or like an alien

Impersonating a human if I’d have luned I’d have got tackled with a quickness but that is gold if I would have been so proud of my boy if I’d heard that yeah but we weren’t we weren’t filming we weren’t ready we were all just sort of

Like we saw him and by the time you realize he’s already 20 me can you imagine the story Steve Hon oh pulls ponytail and releases skin suit and alien jumps out of the Met Life probably done know that call retweets on that done some numbers that then me and Joe are standing

There and Darcy Glazer walks right towards she’s not got any secur sister or what yeah she’s one of the sisters yeah I never I wouldn’t you don’t know what she looks like she don’t look like ponytail baly face like she just looks like you know a wealthy lady you know in

Like a late 40s maybe but I I had no idea what she looked like never seen her never even thought about what she looked like and Joe goes I think that’s Dary Glazer as she’s walking towards us and we’ve both Googled like what does she look like and she’s gone past us and

You’re going [ __ ] hell it was her did she have a better ponytail oh she had a great man of hair so why is no one telling him to just it’s one of the things that keep me up at night s DOD Trump know it no one’s gone bro Barn it

What is going on with that and tone down the fake time do he have F times I wouldn’t know don’t talk about Donald Trump cuz there’s a lot of things that Donald Trump does that really entertain me I can go down a YouTube rabbit all for 30 minutes and be

Pissing myself at some entertain you but terrify you at the same time yeah weird never alien and that’s part of the reason he got in he went this is all corrupt and I’m going to show you how it’s corrupt cuz even I can get in yeah

And everyone is no [ __ ] way you can get in and he was like watch me and he said and then Obama sort of like baited him out cuz he was like he said something to him is like well I’m one thing you’ll never be president and he

Was like oh yeah we just did an intro saying about football topics and we to talk football s over the glazers and aliens at the same time it’s Perfect combo I think you should go full-blown alien this week did you ever did you watch Red Dwarf growing up yeah

Loved it million per one of the best shows ever if you watch Red Dwarf I can’t relate to you would you like to see them redo it same people though you can’t do it same People Mate any of died not let know of he’s got no idea what red off

Is I think he couldn’t do it anyway cuz Craig Char about 20 in it is he he could do he’s early 20s what’s the names of the people cat kryon kryon kon’s the Hologram yeah with a big h on his head just a hologram I love what special effects was

In the 90s they’re like how are we going to pretend he’s not real uh put a glittery h on his head it’s not it’s not that the budget for that it’s not that different from going how we going to pretend we’re real uh we need uh orange

Hair with a ponytail around the side so similar art imitating life exactly um you got the cat who evolves like there’s so many holes in that story is there but the car balls yeah but if it’s enjoyable it was enjoyable it was amazing it was not meant to be highbrow in any

Stretched imagination I don’t want anyone to see watch this episode and tell me that red dwarf was not good um you had Holly the Hologram not Holly Holly was the that one the the computer what was the the guy with with brown air just pretty normal I think he drove it

He drove the spaceship should we Google it quick I don’t know who you’re on about CU I thought hologram yeah cat Craig Charles and the other one I’m talking about the other one I don’t know who the other one is he the main guy the what the main one

Schme the robot he wasn’t a robot was he he was a robot yeah was he jeez my memory is so bad why did we get to Red Dwarf again CRA Charles Minister yeah so yeah it was for there’s the robot there Craig Charles there’s the guy name in this

Thing in the show uh his name in the show is ah I’m going so know I’m get on Wikipedia this is going to be so rimmer is uh Chris Bar’s character of the Hologram rimmer Dave liser Dave liser got it I don’t think you bring it back I

Don’t think you bring that show back maybe just leave it where it was Robert lellan he’s in quite a lot of things actually he’s kryon Norman love it he’s Holly there’s was two kons I didn’t know that I didn’t know that I didn’t know that what out what

Year 88 oh he’s [ __ ] right on the nose am I yeah on the nose I was four um hold on why that’s clear my be um is we just we are just bouncing around today so that’s how we yeah if this show you think this show’s got a purpose you

Are so wrong we’re bouncing around um by the way when you like what we’re going to off for a title are the glazers aliens Bosch well they won’t do it they they’re going to put in the edit um I don’t know Jude Bellingham scores plays well that’s

What it’ll be Jude Bellingham plays well I’m not going to reply to it because I’m not talking about that no I no we’re not talking about that but that’s what they’ll put in the edit as the thumbnail um is black ha down the best military film ever from an exmilitary guy

Don’t scream squash your face up like that Hollywood as [ __ ] is it the best but it’s good it is good so good it is good I was just thinking about it the other day think I was on the toilet and I just thought is it the best military

Film do you know what’s good about in my top five films of all time it’s not the action scenes it’s the stuff when they’re all in the camp and they’re taking a piss out of the gaffa and all of it’s good that is it come I was thinking about it because you obviously

Watched it not longer like last week maybe I was on and you went what a heavyweight lineup and I I’ve said it all along oh the cast the cast is insane you got Tom Hardy is an extra basically what about a helicopter pilot who plays AR golden Entourage it’s m you

Just keep seeing people in the the helicopter pilot that gets taken he’s in like deep impact and stuff what film unbelievable cast that’s one of my favorite fil you go if you’d spend five minutes now just go and look at the cast Orlando Bloom and uh Josh haret who by

The way peaked at that film and then just tossed it off and never did anything again you and McGregor yeah you and McGregor’s randomly in it other G are out of um train spotting randomly in it as well yeah yeah what was his name

In train SP yeah why is he in it he loses marbles in it there’s so many top top top actors in it one of the best films ever Ridley Scott like Ridley Scott could make a film about you on a school run and there’s going to be five

Cars flip and blow up and stuff like that he does he knows how to pour gravy on he could make a film out of me [ __ ] dusting Anthony martial down that path and make it [ __ ] glamorous shaky cam oh it’ be amazingit like Michael B there’ll be an explosion why

Is there an explosion when I over him because shut the [ __ ] up that’s why we got told to stop swearing also in this did we yeah have you seen the commentary of uh Ben Affleck um when he talks about when Michael Bay when they did um Armageddon and he goes why are

Oil riggers on on an asteroid and he goes shut the [ __ ] up and he was like right cool when people tell me like um and this is just probably my level of concentration or attention they say oh have you seen such and such and I’ll say

A film and I’ll say no but does it have zombies in it no okay does it have a lot of machine gun fire no explosions no well I’m not watching it then why would you watch it you’re say Janine’s got a checklist of [ __ ] she’s going to watch and it’s vampires

Magic and Twilight else so she likes Twilight she likes Twilight she likes Harry Potter and that’s her thing yeah I’m going with a lot just a lot of action I don’t want black hot down is top definitely up there it’s definitely up there people are going to come out well let us know

What you think nothing but I can’t call that a film because obviously it was a series but it’s amazing that thing I watched it Generation Kill if you’ve not seen that I think that is the most accurate portrayal of anything I’ve ever seen generation film you’re in but not

In can we talk about that no kak we are not clearance level we are not clearance level to talk about it kajaki is good but it’s not a top it’s not one of the top ones cuz it’s almost like a play they’ve it’s been done on a budget St

Alon was in a play no I’m not in it I’m that’s the headline St alon’s in a play I was just working so it’s not the same Brad um but kajaki the way it’s been shot they’ve shot it obviously in a Wy where there was a mind strike and that’s where all

Of the film sort of sent us so it’s almost like it’s a bit like Open Water where you go you had 50 Quid budget didn’t you um I I missed the last because my brain went from Kad to kabadi right do you remember that well that

That’s a sport played in Asia I know which is a bit like Ticky it with a team I think my attention’s off today cuz I went to kabadi didn’t they repeat it whilst doing the sport believe that’s the thing yeah I’m not going to try and do it but

Um someone brought that to a a warmup once at football what do you mean somebody I can’t remember who it was like as an activation what level at Grassroots kab yeah as like a one because it’s a it’s a obviously it’s an it’s an activation activity isn’t it I

Don’t know yeah I just remember used to be on Sunday mornings right that trans World of Sport yeah trans world is is that a thing that is Elite level can we host the new Trans worlder Sport I’d love to I’d love to what Sunday morning

That we was B these kids have got no idea have they you had the Italian the Italian football you had transor sport they would get grainy Brazilian football footage as well and they be like here Santos palz and you be like and like we only had 5 Seconds sorry and then go

Cycling or something mad but you still be on it there’ be I’m trying to think of the like you would watch curling on there 100% whole thing they’ be like they they’re going to talk to you about the biography of like some Russian shot putter who’s not lost a game in in 75

Years like that’s that’s what Trans worlder Sport was all about this is good we’re talking good shows today Red Dwarf Blackhawk Down Transworld sport I think we could host trans World sport 100% easy light work just we just don’t need to do an intro if we have to intro bit

We’re a bit [ __ ] should we try it now go so you have to sit up you wearing a bucket out BBC which one do you want which Ash is hosting transor of sport requires a tie I think okay you do it welcome back everyone to this week’s

Episode of trans World Sport with me Ashley Williams and Steven hon first up we have equestrian you can’t do that you can’t do that see this is why you you’re used to YouTube that’s got to go on airplane mode I wasn’t ready question first I was think we was going

Do toog in Finland see that’s why we can’t do it that’s why they won’t bring us in see how I now that straight away BBC mode and you’re you’re don’t know what you’re doing one ringing me yeah but it’s another it’s live there’s no way trans World Sports

Live yeah but I are you told me to get into BBC mode that’s live all right you one hit on it why is mat of the day live I don’t know because it’s what it is BBC’s live I kind of just ask though from a a sensible point of view why is it

Live I don’t I don’t I don’t make the rules I’ll just go and talk about what I’ve been need to talk about it doesn’t need to be live does it you could literally record that at 8:00 and be at home watching it when it comes on but if

Something happens between 8:00 and 10:35 that we’re required to talk about right how many episodes of match of the day you reckon you’ve done 50 not that many not 20 maybe has anything ever happened no I don’t think ever but something but in the past it’s happened and it’s been

A problem I think that didn’t get covered what what they’ve done stuff that wasn’t live oh like a manager’s been sacked oh and they just press play and they’re at home and they to talk about it all right and they haven’t been able to well people are tuning into

Match of the day for what just happened let all the other news channels do with the live yeah but you’re being rational and that we’re lacking in the world what was it on sport I feel like it was a channel four job yeah channel four yeah

Can’t then I can I big them up call us I have a contract BBC call him and he’ll he’ll pass it onto me it let me know if it comes through I could do that this world needs a transor sport remember I might be going too

Geeky I don’t think you watched it what Robot Wars the original the original the original robot wars was [ __ ] insane had a period this spinning one the spinner one just didn’t lose for like weeks well they also had one that was like a big V VHS player just low to the

Ground with an axe Bosch and just nailing everything what’s this [ __ ] you I think they tried to redo it and it’s crap who’s hosting it now though it wouldn’t be Craig Charles would it no it won’t be Craig Charles it was some AB robot was top

Draw but this is when you’re like at school and college side of age in it like yeah I think when you fought in in a robot wars I mean you know what that reminds me of being 38 and playing champ man just delay and got over just saying all right well no I

Wasn’t 38 but was 37 at the end of the day asked all right it’s fine we’re all we’ve all got our Geek Side and you you embraced it with that but the thing is you’re not owning up you’re not owning it that’s that’s what bothers me if you

Just owned it and went yeah I’m a geek yeah I was a geek whilst I played it in in when Co was on what would would a geek up about it there’s a book on there it reminds me every time M played it as an adult and I know loads of you

Probably do that’s good for you um what’s the geekiest thing you do I think watch all of the a lot like spam the [ __ ] out yeah lot even podcasts on the way in now I’m I’m one one with remote viewing you know do you know what that

Is is that where like the FBI get like people to analyze crime scenes from far away this part of it CIA of course it’s CIA three letter organizations but you are balls deep in that world aren’t you it’s a threel organization I’m just saying I’m I’m like driving in I’m listening to

Something about remote viewing my mind’s blown do what percentage of it is auto bollocks you reckon though because there’s there’s a percentage and it might be 95 I don’t know but it’s like saying see a room it’s like with a window it’s like saying what percentage of football players in

The Premier League are [ __ ] [ __ ] there’s probably a bigger percentage than you think sh by what standard well this is what I mean utter bollocks by what standard utter bollocks by I mean they’re just making it up how long we got left of the show right if if we just

Get you in a meditative State and then I write down something or draw a picture and you try and think of it you don’t want to know what’s in the side of my head no but you got to clear yeah you got to clear it we’ been trying for a

Long time but clear you try you got to try and draw the picture that I’ve got you m you’d get there that is an episode that I’m willing to do who’s going to do that like there’s got to be a guy a third guy you can’t just stare at me and

I go we it’s a dog that’s not going to [ __ ] work a I’ll happily go to a place though where some I’m going to be honest there’s probably crystals involved there’s going to be like a yeah there’ll be crystals there’s no way that a guy that’s you go

To for that don’t have like an array of crystals on a window seill there’s no way right there’s also going to be like there’s also going to be very rough hemp clothing involved I know it already I can see it right he’s going to have incense going on the on the side right

And he’s going to tell me CLE my shakas you ridicule it you ridicule the whole thing I’m not ridiculing it you are I’m not started ridiculing it if you’re ridiculing it I’ll go though just say I’ll go it the podcast on the way home in the on the way home okay I’m

Thinking of a place what place is it and and it’s Stoke no right you got three guesses aim it at me New York [Laughter] no one more Croatia no it’s cor I thought you going to say corwall if you said Corall I’m knocked out all the cameras and

[ __ ] left weird Jesus Christ nearly worked fuing hell everybody just guessed it as well remote viewing do a little D instead of just playing champman in your spare time played CH since do a bit of digging there loads of there science there’s peer-reviewed papers that back

Up that it works really yeah how what’s the what’s the technology involved the [ __ ] knows but there is okay it works I don’t know so what what’s the uses of it because I’ve seen the crime scene one there’s some crime scene ones they want to find Targets

They want to project out to find I don’t know I was listening to One where it said a guy found where the kid had got lost and he found and he was there wow you know it can be used apparently the Americans use it to see what brush do

Right you got a mic on you now yeah [Laughter] whisper there’s going to be a drug warning advert on this soon I’m just saying what I listen to and watch when you start getting into what um three letter agencies get up to and when you realize that um Russia and

Some of the [ __ ] that they were doing here’s the thing right the stuff that gets classified gets classified on a lag so we only find out what happened now in the 70s and the ‘ 80s right now and they have probably not all of it but yeah

Yeah and they had think about what your phone can do it’s it’s at the same time knows what temperature things are what location it is um it’s got video and audio capabilities and that’s a consumer product that everybody has got now imagine roll it back 20 30 years they

Reckon they had listening devices in buildings in Berlin before the the Wall came down because this is this is the era that’s been Declassified the [ __ ] that they were doing like 20 years ago that’s not been Declassified but they had um batterypowered listening devices that used the sway of a building in the

Wind to charge themselves so they could keep going what the [ __ ] that is that a fact yeah okay I’m not going to doubt that at all but this is what I’m saying so they had that back then right so now we’re looking at UFO videos just posed a question they had

That back then we didn’t have no idea now we’re looking at UFO videos that are moving the way they move could that be ours human I mean oh could they be human you mean UFOs are actually human and it’s like I mean of the of the black the black sides the Deep Cover

People have they got the capabilities to build a craft that moves like that and then say Oh look it’s a UFO well or is it the coming down you’re never going to know you’re never going to know because the first people that that pulled out one of those Jets you’d have been like

What is that when you’ve never seen that before what is that you know can they do stuff that moves in a way that doesn’t make sense to to us like the first helicopter must have looked a little bit like that at least but I I guess going back if you

Just said right uh Stewart on your horse jump off a minute we’re going to get on in this metal tube and fly to Australia he would have went at 30,000 ft yeah he went bollocks no we’re not no no honestly we are how can I go 500 mph

Without like my internals like exactly blowing up so now we’re looking at things that go not you got 500 mph you have a martini while you’re doing it they’re saying if some if a human was in the Tic Tac video which you you’ve seen they would be mush but you’ve just give

An example back in the day where Concord that don’t make sense the the the Blackbird thing like was it 3 and a half thousand M hours that travel at what what’s Blackbird the the is it the S s71 I don’t know it’s like the fastest aircraft what does m nothing is just

Just tell us I just want to know cuz I’m spending way too much time I could get more stuff done in the week if you just tell me what was going on Joe there’s I don’t know how classified this is but there’s there’s ways for you to read um

Prett way when you go into certain military places the doors and the window you to be arrested get arrested I’m not to be arrested but I don’t know at what point this only because I want to just I who I’m going to film with not that I

Really care about you but car on um we used to have to Black Tape Windows uh and I never understood it then we got a briefing one day where a guy explained um it’s possible and this is this is 20 years ago that this was

Told to us so how long that been techn that that might been 10y old technology at the time I was getting told it I could drive past your house you got a gap in your curtains at the top or is it completely sealed blinds you got blinds so is there any

Gaps in them blinds uh there’s there’s and I’m not talking I I don’t need to directly see is there a Gap at like top there’s a there’s like a gap that way if that makes sense okay so you know that there’s a refresh rate on screens it’s

Like 50 htz 60 htz we can park outside and with whatever technology is I don’t I’m not familiar with whatever technology that is I can recreate what’s on your screen because of what’s being refreshed on on a bit of the wall or your blinds that I can see yeah that’s

Mad back that’s mad back in the day now who knows who knows the Mad thing is I’ll be I’ll I’ll do a I’ll get into a little YouTube Spin and then outside the house like this morning they’re cutting trees the tree doctors out there and I’m

Like I know why you’re there free letter agency yeah just because last night I was watching what I was watching right I’ll write the headline for you at the Metro former Wales Captain Ash Williams thinks three-letter agencies are listening to him because he goes on alien conspiracy YouTube rides every day

Why is it always the Metro right the Metro never wrote anything but why they why do they keep writing every week because they’re the Bastian of [ __ ] journalism they don’t even put their name to stuff they put Metro Staff under it they get the work experience kid writing it he said that

Again the Bastion of [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] journalism right is that is that derogatory is that derogatory to the Metro listen someone the Metro come on and tell me you’re not [ __ ] journalism I love how when you put out one of the Mad statements that only you can like that

That you you you then then back it up with logic of why it’s accurate I love it what I do okay well that’s your opinion we’re all allowed an opinion please don’t tarnish me with that no just tarnish him with the conspiracy theories that he ad to is the Metro the

Free one that they give out on like public transport yeah he still going as far as I know but so it’s they can just ride why the [ __ ] they want in there really but it’s a big online thing for them it’s all just advertising in it

They go oh we had 5 ,000 people read our paper yeah cuz you made them you dished it out all over the G yeah people are now watching this just going what the [ __ ] they’ve gone from Robot Wars red dwarf over to three letter it’s Friday for them they’re watching in the

Future this is what they came for have you noticed in some of the comments that people are going I didn’t come here for the fo I didn’t arrive for the footy I arrived for the rest of it I’m going to talk football why why because I want your opinion on

It cuz we’ve not talked about it cuz there’s not been enough footy talk this week come on Wales and croaa yeah what a result mad cuz I couldn’t watch it but you watched it we were speaking at the time watched it in Welsh and I was with

Our mate ER chah Jones yeah and what a guess that was by the way yeah you got him right I texted him and said I think I said I can only find it in Welsh shc and uh I think it’s O chudah Jones that’s uh who were met in Qatar and uh I

Think it sounds like o m how you got that from his Welsh from Talking Welsh anyway um what a result what a result man I was I was a little bit thinking a we are we’re dead and buried we not so get through now it’s in

Your hands no but I’m not sure because I’ve read it’s in our hands but us and Croatia on equal points yeah you got a better goal difference they’ve got a better goal difference oh right I’m pretty sure they’ve got a better goal difference that’s why I don’t understand

How it’s in our hands he going head tohe first unless it’s head-to head and if it’s head tohe head then it is cuz all I read all we have to do is be Armenia and turkey like all but if if we Beaty and turkey there again what do you mean what do you

Mean what do you mean beating turkey and turkey who have moonwalked the group like beat turkey in Turkey I thought he turkey and turkey sorry Armenia and turkey in Turkey yes you’re right yeah yeah anyway so you’re saying that they might it’s Armenia right so it’s it’s

Definitely doable still hard we lost to Armenia and turkey before in this in this group imagine that you get so close and then just [ __ ] it up with that you have to back this Croatia result up with with that if that happens I’m going to

Be over the moon honestly cuz what a mad result that is the Croatia game could watch it but finish the group of Armenia and then go and beating turkey in turkey and it’s still the playoff thing that every I feel like the general consensus was ah we we’ve kind

Of [ __ ] the group and we’ll just fall back on the playoff which is a lottery cuz you have no idea what you’re going to get yeah because it might be another real strong team that messes up and then drops into it yeah so um but now we’re

Back in the game back in the game it’s good that is it expanded this year’s your is it 32 next year is it the first big Poss greedy I think they goes 32 and then the world cup goes 176 everyone gets a shot at the World

Cup and you the Mad thing is you’re probably planning now for where you’ll be across that Mexico USA Canada and you’ll start sending me where am I going to be on this day we started in katar causes me anxiety why why are you so planned out gives me

Anxiety is everyone else not planning is there a day where you just get up and think I’m just going to see how the day plans out how can I do that I can’t do that I can’t do try it it’s nice it’s nice it’s nice but oh you know I got a

Spare 30 minutes remote viewing remote viewing remote viewing Jo say genu say if I was going to do that like even on Sunday I’ll calendar it ah you made me sick honestly just see what happens roll with it we’re so opposite in that aren’t we we couldn’t be any more different

Times don’t work for me clearly they do not work for me at all I have nothing to say on that should we get back to some more football not if you want I mean yeah I mean obviously we want Wales to qualify so that Ash can come to the Euros in

Germany next year because that’ll be awesome it’s about a month away in itang on a minute I feel like there’s I feel like just throw so much thrown so much disrespect to me there who says I’m not a Standalone pundit and I go anyway if Wes don’t qualify I do you’re saying

That I don’t why how have you come to that have you determined Am I Wrong possibly oh but am I wrong put it this way if Wales go you are a shoeing I might not I might decide I don’t want to yeah and and you won’t

So okay cool but if Wales don’t go it might be more of a like um Tom bowler like na Manu Deion Dublin Ashley Williams or who else did the BBC use Steven Warner your pal one of your faor did they use him thought they were better than that

Again again he said it I’ll I will bring him in here put him there and I’ll tell him why you got beef with Steven Warner you want to beef him in this on the show Jesus Christ be happy man remember the first show we did that woman said just

Just lighten up St I wish Ste would just lighten up a bit I am light I am a rare Sunshine that’s a good picture of that in a good CH it it’s been used this week what do we use it for this week everything every day you’re just going we used it

Saturday didn’t we we lost on Saturday first loss in six months yeah I absolutely had that face on was I Soul kid yeah most days you haven’t I think you Su at most days no I’m a rare shine you’re not I am no one thinks you are

Look at the faces Beyond look they are they’re smiling to be fair they all said you’re in a good mood today I’m in a good I’m like every day so International break that’s why that doesn’t really fill me with no no but you don’t have the stress of seeing your team get

Pumped playing Chef United this weekend 8:00 kickoff why are 8:00 on a Saturday night I think what’s all don’t mind it why don’t mind it unless I’m working on Match a day then it’s a nightmare cuz you got to turn that around that game around you have to turn that around yeah

It’s not nice is it the last game though well you’re going to try and put it later in the show to get more work done while the show’s on but if it’s a if it’s a five4 mad two red card I thrown a few in I know a couple of the Ed it’s

Got to go one and then now we’re in in a bit B kind of making it up when you back on M don’t know next month what are we October November I think don’t want to give it away because I know that the the audience just they’re waiting for me

Most of the time so we’ve had Gary on the show we we we had him on a podcast in Qatar and we had him in here during the last Euros as well um what in this room yeah we had we used to do what what was it called late night

Vibe late night vibe that we used to have you get everyone for late night Vibe and all that but every I’m on this double seat of sofa just looking lonely every week every Thursday yeah we had Gary we had um think Alan Sher he’s quite opinionated Gary wonder what he

Thinks about like but it was great because we actually got real Gary liner and I I know that he’s probably like that before you go on air but the job of a host is just teeing everyone else up like he never when Leicester was on

Their run he give a little bit didn’t he and that’s that’s the minimum you expect but he’s he’s a great listen like he’s played under like oh I I peppered him in qar with him talked to about your own bet he loved

You I think he did I I got him my bag of Chris I got him a bag of Chris so he was happy right what it’s a pop it’s not a pop it is it’s not a pop CU it’s I mean it’s the it’s the actual truth it’s a pop

Like Zlatan and to to to Balor I’m I’m going to show you he not a pop I wouldn’t give a pop on G L I [ __ ] love g l yeah yeah I think he’s Ace um no I have to ask him about c because there’s not many people that you you can

Go and speak to oh my God in his spare time he doesn’t want to speak about C to you well he did because he’s polite you might be right the last thing he wanted to do might be right last thing like on the list of what what you want to do

This evening I’ll speak to ston about C you might be right be thing on what you what are you going to shh trying to find there you go got a bag of crisp is that inar but it’s not here is it do you see that is it too

Bright if you can’t see it don’t worry CU it’s just G by Chris yeah so so us up got some cheese and onion where was we going before that so no he’s played under the lik of Bobby Robson he’s played under C but he’s not just he didn’t just give yeah K’s

Amazing like cuz that’s not the truth always is it and he was like yeah he was amazing Buy he didn’t want me and he played me on the right wing like Gary Lino being played on the right wing you do you know what’s funny about him right

His melon his head goes with Strikers can’t get his head around he can’t get his head around a lot of stuff so he can’t get his head around big aggressive ugly Defenders and big tackles and that so it’s like me and Mah and him and we’re watching the games and we’ll we’ll

Get like Che get off that and he’s like he just didn’t get it and then if a striker misses he can’t like we might go was a bit bit difficult it’s not yeah he was so good he’s got the signs down and he’ll explain exactly what I should have

Done as well there so I do get that I know what you’re saying he was a pundit before wasen he I think he was was he a pundit like Dez Liam when may he was a grand I think he was yeah I think he was a

Pundit first I can’t remember but we was too busy watching uh [ __ ] robot wars obviously trans World sport yeah but he does have a a very good um knowledge of the game as well of course he does like I said he played he played for some you

Know from from uh Terry vanales to uh Bobby Robson to C like obviously he was in mental going to Japan to play football like the decision making on that was he Grand perate yeah um know and and play for the only team that we know in that country AA

Reds okay someone else played for them movie was it I want to throw name out but it sound bad somebody no yeah somebody did yeah somebody played for him okay um yeah I I really like Gary linol but the job of presenting match of the day is

Um you’re just an assist you’re not there to score the goals yourself yeah remember Ozil you’re just I think ozel should take the job Ash give me your opinion Shir gives your opinion Ian right give me your opinion and then here’s the next game give us your

Opinion on that game like he doesn’t I’d love him to go Ash what do you think on that and then argue with you it’s a different Channel you’re going for maybe it is it’s a different Channel maybe it is why we got to argue about stuff we don’t argue me and you no

I’ like to he rather than him just going okay and here that’s what he gets paid for West that’s why that’s what he gets paid for though so is what it is I think because he’s so good like that I want to hear from him [ __ ] sake oh I

Knew that was going off fast over everyone get him food so he can chill get him a Red Bull you are going to ask for a Red Bull in a minute a you no got one in the fridge uh I don’t know maybe he doesn’t want to give his opinion

Anymore it’s safer isn’t it I don’t think he’s a safe kind of guy that’s true don’t think he holds back yeah that’s true May over I misspoke there that’s true I think that presenting is it seemed to be like a level above punding yeah so you that’s what most

People are probably aiming towards in the job all right if you don’t want to say you think would be good that I get why I don’t know it would be good to be honest there’d probably be load of people good I I don’t even know if it needs to be a

Player well there’s that that’s an argument because you’re not necessarily giving opinion here so does an next player make a better presenter or not not necessarily I don’t think so I know some unbelievable presenters that didn’t play football thank you did you CL a presenter I thought

You’re a YouTuber like Mr Beast and all them yeah I’m exactly like Mr Beast yeah you’re like Mr Beast and uh I don’t know who else is there I don’t know I like I get some people go what’ you do and I go uh make videos sounds a bit

Sleazy yeah just being a girl you know um I I kind of put that I’m putting that on my CV now what you make videos I’m a YouTuber and now they didn’t ask me to play in that pathetic game the other day I’ll never know which we never spoke

About what game I don’t know like siden versus YouTubers FC or something all right yeah remember it did you remember it did you see it or anything yeah it’s sh level in it it’s basically loads of people like us that sit down and do this every week right

And got like loads of following and then balls are rolling to them and they cannot [ __ ] control the football all of them do you know who I’m surpr good one on the pitch I’m surprised hasn’t been in it who you know who how’s Bayer not been invited to one

Of these he didn’t get the invite I said I text him that saying I can’t believe you Ain got the invite surpris he invited himself to be honest I’m surpris he got a p to invite himself I don’t know but the standard was shocking we didn’t talk about the

Time I forgot actually cuz all the kids are going oh it’s a siden against uh someone and and I’m and I watched a bit of it people go highlights they called it highlights they had a cheek to put highlights people got I will do against

Go we would 10 n them it’s Jesus Christ did you know what I think as well and I I saw some of the footage of like Joel trying to train oh he trained speed didn’t it speed whatever his name is show speed or whatever crap like at do some training

Learn to just pass it and control it just that that’s all I’m ask you play from I don’t know where he play such an easy sort of finishing session you could have done with him and the thing the kids watch it these days and think and

Go oh there there’s a big game on the weekend and I go oh what is it siden is it City no oh siden via I don’t know what the other team was called YouTube allar what YouTube YouTube All Star how we not we we we won’t play but how did

We not get us so Joel asked me will I celebrate if England win the Euros I already replied to him and said it’s an irrelevant question because that England team’s not winning the Euros don’t worry about it Jay Kean says uh curious about in-game injuries can never tell how much

Early KN can affect a player without the crowd realizing has Ash ever had any games where he definitely bagged one earlier had a stinker but no one knews because of an injury um no right good question cuz I never had a stinker hey no I’ve had brist and Stoke on a

Phone get all the teams on the phone if you want um no I’ve had loads of thinkers obviously um not really but there but it it’s it’s quite a good uh it’s a thing that people don’t think about I think because you can get like a

Knock and it can be small but so annoying like we all know that 5 10% we all know that paper cut if you know what I mean but it’s like a knock on your ankle on the ankle bone when every time you pass it and then in your head you

Know I’m going to side foot it I’m going to Zing it through the lines and it’s going to work and then you just mess it up a little bit so I can’t say I’ve had a full stinker because of an injury cuz I would have just had a stinker but it

Happens but it yeah it is annoying it can be annoying that an early one but that’s the whole thing is it but that’s the old score that’s why you want to leave a bit on your opponent first tackle early doors diminish them yeah but it doesn’t happen anymore so we

Soft hey we got the thingy 2020 2028 the euro in UK Island yeah be all over that be all over that like Joel bear in a flipping Hospitality LNG all over the prawns thick if you’re on death row what would be last meal I can’t I need to think about

It some that gives me the shits clean that [Laughter] up F says what’s the weirdest food combination you enjoy you all thinking about if I on death they’re going to kill me I’m going to leave a bit for them to clean one all they’ve got a clean you

Anyway [ __ ] um what weirdest food combination I don’t like combination you enjoy the weirdest the weirdest food combination and I don’t enjoy it but I don’t understand why people do is fruits in food end of story should never happen if you do that don’t talk to me ever

Again I do like ever tuna May and peanut butter try it before you knock it I’m pretend you didn’t say that well I did say it and I you make that yeah tin chuna BOS in the I reckon you go bowl Mayo in mix and the peanut butter

In that’s mental as what you doing no we have one slice of bread we put the tuno on nice and thick and then we have another slice of bread with a peanut butter on nice and thick BOS that together honestly that’s making my stomach turn mate peanut butter I don’t

Like Anyway if I smell it I’m Heaven All About The Protein that’s what we’re here for we’re here for the protein what about people that make salad and put fruit in it talking through that you ever seen that come does that she puts apples in apple

Slices have you ever sped to her about it no I don’t I don’t mess with that apple salad yeah she likes she likes apples and cheese on a regular basis together mhm I don’t know if it’s like the Citrus and cream or whatever What fictional character would

You most likely to be would you most like to be friends with oh all of them all of them like a lot of them name five um Randy Marsh obviously who Randy Marsh who’s he South Park Rodney Randy Randy no the little fell Randy Marsh the dad

Never heard of him oh my God what didn’t watch South Park clearly didn’t do South Park have I missed out should I go back South Park should I go back is a cultural start to watch it South Park is unbelievable and that’s who you’d pick

He’d be on my list for sure for sure outside of himal character every avenger Jean hunt from Life ofs got Bumblebee from from Transformers good job I like my car’s pissing me off it’s pissing me off oh is it oh just transform just one time just do

It one time let me see it why don’t you do it could you do it when I’m not around do you know what I mean when I go on all you’re transforming the life out of it and you’re walking around and doing all that [ __ ] so do what now talk back to

Me anyone else nah any other questions oh loads a lot of my really bad though what the um what so many people want to know about what the Takeover and I don’t care not for this show least anyway I’ve only done about 10 videos on it this week I

Bet no one’s bored of watching you with the Takeover all um now that Ash’s retired does he also dislike International breaks like the rest of us yeah no uh I like it when the game’s played but yeah [ __ ] boring movie or film that you hate that everyone else seems to like uh

Barbie do you want more do you want more I’ve not seen it I haven’t got any reference whatever [ __ ] and um I think I think people think that oh okay I thought people liked it okay ones that people like uh uh what am I not massive I’m not massive on Harry Potter

Not big on that I don’t know how many films I hate I mean like Harry Potter’s no Twilight or hunger games that type of elite level film like what you scanning past I’m I’m just wondering what you scanning past there’s so many question the one right there right there what

Does Ash think of Nick Cage we’ve been there on this show fine who was the most unwell Welsh player Vinnie Jones keep going keep going where’ you where did you rank on that list way higher as of welness go read it stop being a [ __ ] house and

Read it ask cash about the 1991 Cup in his cup final never can’t remember it if you know that if you know that is it ulot if it’s anyone other than ulot and you know it is our lot yeah okay that’s fine so want our all time 11 and manager

Robson B was the hardest bastard that Ash ever played with or against oh loads too many I tried a [ __ ] send your questions in and we’ll do our best to answer them what was the thing at the start yeah that we want your your we want your opinion so I can go [ __ ]

Loads what what a detailed thorough informative insightful answer that was that’s why the BBC hired him do you know what the the people are going to get way more from this episode than the norm way more they’re going to be bang on Google just Googling first they’re

Going to reminisce about old shows that they like then they’re going to go but what that sounds dead interesting remote that Filman needs to see them recreate they’ve done all the others they don’t need to recreate anything but Karen with modern animation or even like live action but story Thundercats true I that

Is a good shower why not Thundercats was dope why haven’t they done that mm I heard they was doing it and then it it died that is actually pissing me off that that’s not been done good one that yeah you’re right Thunder Cuts with 2023 sort of Cinema

Technology would be unreal who plays Lana who plays liono the weekend no no what after a six Monon of gear what all right Jaden [Laughter] Smith I we want it to be good right um there isn’t any good young movie stars they’re all 40 oh so actors are

[ __ ] well no no no [ __ ] there’s some really good actors out there but there’s no young ones who do you think is good Michael B Jordan yeah but he’s fting is he got to be how old’s Michael B Jordan I could even tell you any young ones

Who’s exactly that’s my whole point is there ain’t any like Tom Hardy 40 as [ __ ] like leard Caprio 50 as [ __ ] what about that Tom Allen F 16 yeah Bo he is 26 Michael Jordan’s 36 basically five I think with’ acting now have you not got to build up your career and we’re

Not starting as young as mcau cin anymore so you build up the career I know but like there is what’s Chris Ms with he’s got to be like 40s there’s no young ones all of the leading actors Tom Cruz is about 70 no but he’s in of Alan

So that’s true he we don’t know how old he have there’s a comparison someone’s done for what was uh the the lady that was the star Kell McGillis opposite him in Top Gun yeah someone’s done like what he looked like then and what he looks like now well and then what she looked

Like then and what she looked like now and oh my god well I mean you saw me but something’s he looks like about a fortnite older something’s are for Cruz oh there’s a lot off with Tom Cruz but Top Hat though you put Tom Cruz in your

Film it’s going to be a good film not putting him in Thunder cuts no chance that would piss me right off if I if I hear thund cat is coming out and Tom Cruz is in it who’s going to voice bcat uh K and Peele who’s

He who is he ke and Peele the the comedy duo key and PE yeah because obviously he’s a cat and also he’s the little schna schf at the same time in it I feel like we haven’t spoke about I feel like we’ve not spoke about football once I don’t yeah I’ve enjoyed it

Though are we back to the Prem this weekend yeah so United playing Chef United on Saturday night I think Chelsea Arsenal play should look at what games are on everon V Liverpool Liverpool merys side Derby cuz sorry well I’ll tell you what I tell you why I don’t know that because

All week I’ve been looking at really bizarre things so that’s that’s the 12:30 kickoff Bournemouth wolves not even Bournemouth fans are watching that brenford Burnley that’ll be a snooze fast City Brighton that could be an interesting game tactically do you know uh when the higher ups said do a prediction on this

Show did you get that memo get some predictions in I don’t think they meant that will be a snooze Fest why that it wasn’t what they was looking for that’s what I predict okay so do you have a prediction Man City Brighton’s the game that all you know

Like all of the um Grassroots coaches that wear full kit are watching Tech pants got the coppers on cuz the copper mundal are the only boots coaches are all to wear any Grassroots coachers is where is watching Man City Brighton and they’re going to analyze the [ __ ] out of

It they’re going to tell the lads about it Sunday morning as well yeah and they’re going to try and replicate and I can’t 100% we can’t with with seven aside anyway it said that ety had a City win anyway so is rodri back don’t know but they still win we know Rod’s back

Chelsea the Arsenal I I fancy Chelsea to do Arsenal in that they they’ve put a couple of decent results together recently cuz I can see the player the Winger that doesn’t get selected for England going off in that game Sterling going off is that’s fun as well I don’t know massive One Forest

Luton big that’s a bigie I’m going to go for a forest win will be back R’s back Manchester United are away yeah we said this 8:00 Saturday night and then Sunday group chat will be going on is the Clara and blue Fest Villa and West Ham see

Do you know what’s funny is I don’t as I’ve said many times all the teams are just whatever to me I couldn’t care less but in a weird way I enjoy when Manchester United lose just the it’s not as big as the Arsenal one but because I’m surrounded by Manchester United fans

Our group chat’s quite United heav yeah it’s the Meltdown is insane there’s no meltdown there is there’s no melt you meltdown and say I’m F I’m I’m calm in your meltdown message we’ll end with but I’m calm right the only person who has an actual meltdown is Jake Rio will just

Put [ __ ] sake I’ll put some at similar Jake is the one who actually starts going get the ha back you I’m all right wrong I’m stick no you’re wrong cuz you have a meltdown I don’t I’m sticking by Anana don’t care I’ll still go to war with him he’ll be

Good still be the signing not of the season but will be a good signing and you think Chelsea going to do Arsenal yeah yeah that’s the Meltdown we want nice easy 3-0 win for United Arsenal Chelsea Chelsea will beat Arsenal yeah I said it and then they’re all going to make their

Videos where they smack like the screens out the way and keyboards and all that and they’re all de fuming Because deep down they know they weren’t going to win the league but they all think they’re going to win the league and it’s the expectation Jo will be outside Stanford

Bridge of his backpack on there’ll be no sunglasses on Monday do Monday H might not have a show Monday I don’t know we fizzled out anyway aren we so let’s call it a day here yeah end it do do your best outro see you next week no see it’s not

Enough should we trans World sport it yeah I did the intro member so and un nailed the intro just to say do you have to do American accent don’t I feel like transor sport was hosted by AI because if you remember it was there wasn’t any hosts and it was

Like it was heavily accented was it but I don’t know where the accent was from do you trans World sport outro I’m not going to do an accent because what you want to do when have you ever cared anyway Ash that was a fantastic show for

More of sport from across the globe next week we’re going to Mongolia where we do hunting with eagles can’t wait no liked it anyway next week ciao