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    This amiable comedy romance is notable for its strong supporting cast including Diana Dors, Anthony Newley, Leslie Dwyer and Thora Hird.
    Who wouldn’t want to join a bicycle club that counts Honor Blackman and Diana Dors as its members? As brash boy-racer David finds for himself after falling for Sue (Honor Blackman), a Yorkshire gal with a passion for cycling. Before long he’s a paid-up member of the Wakefield Wheelers, pitting him against Sue’s current fiancé. A tale of romance, crime and cycling set against the glorious Yorkshire landscape.

    [Applause] N Oh on good you think you roll Oh having a bit of trouble mate why don’t you s it bye bye hi why don’t You Hey what’s going on here it’s all right nice looking outf h ah it is well come on wait a wait come on come on come on form a proper line get a prop wait to turn good Lord n can’t serve everyone at once that’s better now get that’s f

    Hello aah now listen a foster take a proper place right at end of que lovely run wasn’t it Sam not so dusty you sit down Susie I’ll get your tea pce okay yes thanks what about poor little me all right a I’ll get yours I’m really too

    Hot to eat Sid but I just have a couple of donuts and some paste sandwiches and a piece of cake please if Sam leaves any okay oh Mrs Richie has he come back yet I’ve told you Ginger I haven’t seen Charlie since dinner time would you like me to

    Give you a hand then oh thanks Mr and you don’t know where he is now Mrs Richie I only wish I did know where that lad gets to half the time oh well I’ll pop back later to that’ll be seven please H oh Mr all that couple over there with

    Susie want to join the club all right will you take care of it please sir I will there we are thanks thank you Lord afternoon I’m Sam Walters captain of clob have you come to join us oh that’s the idea Cham if you can fix us up I’m

    BT Gardner oh pleased to meet you B and that’s my wife Helen how you there Mrs Gardner look this is Georgia Gard hello Georgie look Samy can walk come on George hey so he can look everybody Georgie Gardner the first member of the junior section of the wake for

    Wheelers sit down B make yourself a door are you a racing man B hold done a bit road racing what’s your best well just for the War I got a second in the seven Valley Grand Prix that’s a big race what club did you ride for oh a

    London Club you wouldn’t know it I thought you weren’t from around here no Q may be able to help us we’re just talking about next Sunday’s race it’s a sort of a trial run for the north British Championship that’s how bigest to ventor beer we thought that Sam

    Before you get drown in your tactics oh you off soon it’s early yet I must go home and change I’ve got some shopping to do before they close all right we’ll see you later oh Sam do you trust her to go home on her own of course she does a

    We’re not all like you dear Steve I forgot lawn Club here’s this weets oh give it to Nan will you Susie that brings me right up to date I think man easy we pink for Holiday not many more weeks to witson now I then we’ll take it all out and

    Have a right good do thanks man Soo goodbye Susie oh Steve take that tray through the kitchen for me will you while I clear up inside all right give us a booket and the m and ask her about the old shop for you there’s no need if you

    Don’t want steveo yeah give a stray and stop your chatter woman oh nan have you got some soda Charlie what are you doing it’s all right Mom I I only wanted to borrow two Bob take Ginger out the pictures oh Charlie why didn’t you ask me well I

    Didn’t want to bother you m I know how busy you are but that’s not my money Charlie well I have put it back in the morning what difference would it made Charlie if I give you two Shillings just this once will you promise me never to go near that money again it’s Club

    Money and I’m responsible for it thanks M I’ll give it back to honest I don’t know who you’d take after go on and don’t be late oh Charlie before you go can’t stop now Mom Ginger’s waiting hello Jinger I’m sorry I can’t make you tonight I’m

    Busy Steve I know n i all it’s ever since since we moved from London when his dad was killed I haven’t been able to hold him you know what that lad needs he’s only a kid yet Steve I know all see him he once’s watching thanks thank you lady good afternoon what

    The don’t you cyclers ever think of ringing your well that’s the limit you jump straight in front of me well hello I’m sorry if it was my mistake get off that bike I’m sorry I’m sorry I suppose you think you own the road what my car’s not even on the road

    You all right yes I’m all right well uh let’s see what damage you’ve done for the bike what I’ve done you buled mud guard good and proper and pedal bent let’s have a girl I might be able to straight don’t you touch it you’ve done enough damage sorry are these yours sorry sorry

    Look Let’s uh let’s take along to a shop and have it mened oh you needn’t bother just give me your name and address I’ll send you the bill oh no let’s take long now do you know a good place well Bill Martin’s best place M come on then

    Excuse us B what about Cara I’ll be back later oh all right this way you know I really am very sorry this happened I dare say it was all my fault oh that’s all right no bones broken so don’t worry but watch out for that bike

    I’m sorry oh look at the little Lo isn’t he sweet hi Miss he’ll make a wonderful watch doog when he grows up you got Alan blood in them their I am sharp teeth too W you like this little fellow here don’t miss a d what would I do with a dog no

    But seriously after all I did bust up your bike a and you’ll get it mended too come along how much are it 10 B you right thank you come on come on thanks hey wait a minute look but you’re a real DFT I’m not taking him well then uh carry him

    For me all right but that’s all I will do hello Frankie good day Mr Martin G last seems a bit off color Frankie I noticed that dad must be the out weather um I’ve come about the money Mr mine here’s our little mate again come about the money

    Frankie um I haven’t got it yet he hasn’t got it yet ah but I will get it honest is too Bob two Bob from six squid le5 18 that’s no use to me but I will get it he says he’ll get it he’s been saying that for weeks but I

    Will what are we going to do with him Frankie tell his mother or go to the police the police don’t like young Lads that gamble they put him in institutions but I will get it I had better than sharp about it you go betting you got to

    Pay up now give me that two bum I’ll put this on gay last for you she’s running Monday it might help a bit now go on get off I’ll go okay oh hello Susie what’s in trouble a trank spent and I think front wheels out a bit too I’ve been having an argument

    With the car all that’s right when can you get it done well say Monday dinner time how much will it be well to you say um 15 Bob 15 Bob that’s all right you what well okay like Ching your brass about this is nice Bill hi one of the ladies

    Racing jobs designed special for the Olympic Games look at that fine cutaway there what’s the weight 20 just under I like the chain set don’t think I’ve seen flued cranks like that before maybe that’s something quite new that is it’s nice it’s just like any other bicycle to

    Me what do you know about cycling anyway nothing I don’t want to thanks you don’t know what you’re missing what careering all over the countryside with your head down and your tail up what’s better than roaring around shut up in a box on wheels but you can’t like cycling

    Seriously I mean cyclists are a bit of a menace aren’t they you’d know that if you drove a car well that’s the limit here carry your own [Applause] Dog that Susie bit’s all over you know they say that she’s the same at M but I like a girl with a bit of spirit myself she works at the Mill does she a forward Mill I think it is the big one down my bridge Thanks there’s no need to get so excited Joe I warned you even excitable I am not getting excited but I haven’t had a blooming sweet in my mouth since ring begun she always pinches me coupon dear I did warn you Nelly take the notice mother you don’t like sweets any

    Ro it’s the principle of the thing the government gives coupons to me not your mother don’t Mr a daff Joe a big chap like you going on about a few sweets d a few sweets I wouldn’t mind if you weren’t all a sucking him in front of me

    Face shck shck shck what are you doing shut up there’s no need to take it out of the kid never mind the kid what about my lashes shut up Norman I knew he were a bully first time I clapped eyes on him well a you didn’t say or then and stop

    Sucking that sweet I do so hello Dad who’ be a lodger in this house she’ll suck if she likes suck away mother he su up up a hello Su oh so I’m begrudged me pain now am I shut up Let Go in front room it’s murder here where’s the metics

    I’ve never been welcome here well there’s the blooming door that’s right turn my mother out into the rain I am not turning it out and it’s not meaning none neither shut up what kept you Sue I had a bit of an accident nothing much who that you can’t come in here

    Mary you on your own put lights out don’t be so silly Will’s there with me aren’t you willly love hi you want all the front room oh can’t you go somewhere else where else oh come on soon I’m my argument will you Ste him before Fortune

    Aren’t you willly ah is that what they call it now oh it’s the stairs again about as peaceful here as Marketplace on Saturday did you hurt yourself l no the bitee got bent a bit that’s all so we’ve got to do something I’m going I’m going murder I’m not staying

    Where I’m not trusted and not welcomed I’m going enough this I can tell you now look what you’ve done our Joel mother mother go on that’s right check her side against me I’m nobody here I suppose I’m only the chapers pays the rent and you can take your

    Sweets I don’t want them after you’ve sucked him I may be a dustman I’m not a dust bin what’s all ra about mom what’s up it’s your father he’s had one of his moods again oh I thought was some up if you don’t come down I shall come up and

    Fetch you you and who else come on S there’s only one chance what I’m just about sick you I can tell you Nat Nat Nat don’t you another step trouble you for so we’ve got to get a place of our own where well anywhere anywhere just as

    Long as we can get a bit of peace and quiet do you know anywhere no he I could ask Steve all he might know but Place him being up the housing committee you could ask him I bent pedal crank here tonight chat with a big car oh god oh Sam don’t take on

    So oh so so it’s only I know Sam I feel the same way oh what do you want I looking for screwdriver Sam that’s any good hey no no hello David lad come on there’s not about time for a quick one before dinner MH Where Have You Been David out for a

    Run what in it have you got there well it’s a dog yes I can see that did someone give it to you no I bought it here you bought that well don’t be rude about him he may be sensitive what kind of a dog is it it’s a sort of um

    Alss I think he’s sweet mother in the first place he is a she I think it’s a horrid common thing oh you can always tell breeding in dogs or humans well I’m going to keep him anyway Mongrel or no Mongrel David what a there for oh uh sentimental

    Reasons hello Zo there she blows another Monday gone I wish it were Friday oh you don’t want to wish your life away so oh I don’t know Sam I feel like dancing tonight let’s go to town hall oh sorry Sue I’d like to but I’ve got committee

    Meeting at Club oh you and your Club don’t you ever think of out Els yes think of you and me getting a place well that that’s hopeless oh but Sue oh never mind Sam it’s just that Monday feeling I’ll see you later hello hello what are you doing here oh

    Uh just passing I see you’ve got your bike back yes thanks it’s all right now A it’s Grand uhhuh doing anything this evening I am knitting a scarf for a giraffe I thought you might like to go to the pictures there’s a very good one

    On the P sorry but I’m going to dance at Town Hall Town Hall they have dancers there why don’t you go and find out Hello well if it isn’t that man again I’ve uh I’ve got a ticket for you thanks but I can get my own Oh I thought that we might I didn’t say I was coming with you now why do you always pick on me do I I’ll give us the ticket here’s the

    Money no I don’t don’t want the money but I always buy my own it’s I have it I have all right have it your own way I’ve never known such a girl and your education hasn’t begun yet don’t you um change to go dancing oh well um well yes

    I do a rule of course but but you didn’t think it would matter here okay I won’t have that I’m not a snob even if you think I am that’s better I like people who stand up for themselves well are we going to dance of course just a minute I’ll leave my

    Code hi Frankie ain’t you dancing don’t look like it does it come on Frankie got to see a bottle about a glass room for little me sorry this is strictly business hi and you’re built for pleasure see come On you dance very well let’s have a drink shall we no let’s keep on Dancing well I still make it six bubs your well we can’t take it anymore nearly through can’t make loan fun come out though six shillings short that we’ve checked it a dozen times six shillings it was all right right yesterday oh oh yes I remember I took six shillings this morning change for

    The shop here it is well that clears it all up then by the way Steve I’ve been meaning to ask you you’re on housing committee you don’t know of a place house or flat or something I can’t say off handsome I mean it ain’t easy there owners waiting anyway I’ll keep my eyes

    Open who’s it for you and Susie well yes that is the rof idea I’ll do what I can sir I’ve been working out about the race then this chap ber Gard is as good as he says I reckon we ought to save him for last Sprint right perhaps we should well

    Good night Steve good night Sam good night of course Sam I’d like to see him and Susie settled down ah I’ll do what I can Nan there’s some much I had to ask you yes Charlie’s gone to dance hasn’t he now listen Steve that six shillings that was missing

    Well well all right perhaps it was Charlie I I’ll speak to him that young man needs more than a speaking to what he needs is a you know Nan you’re much too soft with him oh Steve I don’t know what to do for the best come on I shall miss my last charm

    I’ve got a car outside all right I put up with a car tonight I’ve probably missed the ch Anyway come on aah you know I hardly recognize you when you turned up tonight why don’t you think my girls know how to dress off I then they start that all it for K all

    Right you keep your mind on the [Applause] road please you’ve had a lovely evening don’t spoil it I wasn’t going to spoil it well you know what I mean anyway if you must know I’ve got a boyfriend already oh uh engaged almost but uh but not actually well no then there’s still

    A chance for me there Susie all that I beat it good night oh wait a minute Susie wait now what is it you didn’t say when I get see you again that’s right how about to run next Sunday in the car I’m going for Run next Sunday but not in

    Your car can I come you I’d like to see you it’s a road race out at Morell Road Race bikes gas bikes if you can get yourself a bike you can come along it’s public I can’t stop You the tubers should be the size of pulit eggs when the tubers are larger they may be cut look after mows respawn mushro musroom beds good book this Sam only I ain’t got no mushroom beds no pot chrysanthemums for Blooming cucumber frames pot chrysanthemums for Blooming cucumber

    Frames pot chanan for Blooming full stop cucumber frame should be carefully ventilated oh I didn’t see Full Stop nothing IO hello Dad still gardening hello Sam you wa to do oh I was just going to bed what time do you call this half 12 what time do you call it nice time nice

    Company I if you’re interested no come off it soono that the iron Mighty dance was over at 11: what happened what is this an inquest if you like you’re in a nice gentle mood aren’t you well I was worried about you you missed the last tram I suppose that’s right did you have

    To walk no I didn’t walk well well what well I’m entitled to know entitled we’re not W yet some Walters I’d like you to remember and even if we were I shouldn’t sit up after the night answering questions I’ll go to to bed and sleep it off n and I can do that

    Too I hope you don’t wake your granny she all wants to start eating when she wakes up ah there are bird all set yeah sorry I’m late oh it’s okay you feel fit but out of condition but I expect it’ll be all right hello hello Ginger hey

    Ginger will you keep an eye on our bikes oh I want it to watch well you can still watch and earn an ice cream and all here we are oh well if you put it that way Mr all well now Lads remember we’re a team we’ll save Bert to the last Sid after

    The first two miles you try and make take a break and we’ll come in behind ber you stay back until I give you the go ahead right now the idea is that we Pace Bert and he saves himself if it works out right today we’ll try it for

    The big race on W Monday yeah well good luck Lads than put your back on the end de house I’m in charge today okay after it leave it to me hello Sue after the races I am late [Applause] hey suie Susie Susie hello hello what’s funny wherever did you pick that up what that Battleship on wheels I borrowed it from The Gardener you said I was come on a bike don’t you call that a bike what’s wrong with it I don’t want the whole club laughing at me no what’s

    The matter goes doesn’t it does it but when we get there you keep it out theide I’ve got my reputation to think of come on we’re latting off already 4 3 2 1 [Applause] up doing young today will as usual what’s your fancy i’ like T B that new fell B Gard right for wed wheelers it’s a b freeze freeze hi aah I don’t know that I’m speaking to you oh I cry my eyes out anyway just ship off a bit will you let

    The customer see it making a book again I’ll tell Sam you know the clubs don’t like it now you wouldn’t do a thing like that would you cuz if you did I wouldn’t be able to take you dancing would I I couldn’t afford it

    D you ask me yet you just stick around a bit anything might Happen Lord you with the red field team five Bob go one Righto Frankie look who’s here ah he’s come to pay his debts like a good little lad I’ve any lack honest Mr M I’m trying he’s trying Frankie trying would you say was a patient man Frankie n Dad too patient too patient what would you do if

    You was me Frankie I put on the pressure after all six quid six quid it’s a lot of brass ah it’s a lot of brass tell you what we’ll give the kid a chance a nice bike could wipe the Slate clean wouldn’t it Frankie ah a nice bike

    And then are just St of them just lying around you know Frankie I’d give six squid for a good one maybe 10 B over they [Applause] They may the ex do you always ride as fast as then faster was taking it easy for your sake stack your back and we’ll watch from here take Comp yo Sam okay B Hello Ginger should we go over there and see what’s going on you know I can’t I promise to look after the bikes oh doesn’t matter no I promise oh all right then [Applause] look wait for coming Up we to win well done s well done s congratulations thanks [Applause] Steve well it wasn’t half there and the speed they must do 40 more hello Susie Steve some that was wonderful congratulations oh who You any way off to cat Boo come on we’ll miss [Applause] it where do you think you are going all right here well we got fourth place we wouldn’t have got that if it hadn’t been for Sam what happened B you made a break I got cramped Steve I need a bit more

    Training hey me B’s been pinched I left it just there it’s gone are you sure Al course I’m sure I left you with Ginger Ginger I thought I told you to look after bikes I did Mr all I did well were you here all the time well I only left

    Them just now only for a moment when Ray finished oh I see gosh I’m sorry Al being sorry won’t bring me bike back well Al I think You’ best go and tell police you got bunked B yes I got cramped just as I was trying to Crow the speed on out

    The condition and that crosswind didn’t help either all we never took that crosswind into account door Charlie all right I’ll get it good evening lad yes I’ve come about the stall and bike yes is a chat by the name of Al Pearson here yes he’s inside wait a minute I’ll

    Get him for you yes a lot of riders forget about the wind but you got to allow for it and I can make all a difference now if it is a crossw there’s a cop right side to see you it’s about me bike about time ask him to come

    Through Charlie well uh I’ll be pushing along chaps now what about these tactics you were just in the middle n a time but I’ve got to get out there in the morning ah let’s go over in corner what’s B want to go dashing off like that for never can understand that

    Chap same as all londoners you’re always making Mysteries Harry oh but you remember Sam that photograph I found of him in an all number at cycling winner of that big race in 38 I but bird said it wasn’t him and the name was different I know I know

    But face were the same and how long did you leave them for I mean at the end of the race I couldn’t have been more than two or 3 minutes I heard them cheering and they ran across and when you got back the bike was gone is there any

    Chance of finding it do you think I don’t know there’s been a lot of bicycle thefts lately too many they’re pretty smart you know they we they paint them up and alter them they won’t find it Soo easy to alter mine how’s that well they can paint it over swapped handlebars and

    All that but they won’t find it so easy to change brake cables how do you mean look I’ll show you you see mine was a forign make the brake cables lead back inside the frame like this they have a job to alter that no English bikes the same I see that’s

    Worth knowing it’s a clue is’t it these things take hours to dry here I wish we got a place with a garden I wish we didn’t have to live up here at all I don’t go much on it myself if you know that well I don’t see why we

    Can’t live in London you’d be able to get a better job there and all like you said you had before the war it’s my home too it’ll be much better for Georgie as well oh don’t take on so Ducks it’s just got to be this way that’s all but why

    Has it got to be this way well it has that’s all you must trust me for that good evening bill is Frankie about oh he’s out the back a can I help you well just wanted chain tightening I’ll take it through okay good evening good

    Evening I uh I want to buy a bicycle well uh oh well uh of course um I’ll give you a moment now well this is a reliable machine it’s the thing for business well I uh I was thinking of something lighter more suitable for uh fast road work oh I see

    What about this one well that uh wouldn’t hard to do for you sir it’s h for a lady oh I I see yeah yeah try this one yes uh this one should do me fine n it’s a bit too low in the frame now look you wait here a minute there’s one out

    The back might just do you it’s been done up new I’ll see if it’s ready oh they are Frankie is that job ready yet hi Dad transfers are done good I’ve got just the right customer for it there’s a dance at Town Hall on Saturday Frankie I’ve got a date next

    Saturday look off it will you have no time for dances I think you ought to find some oh oh you do do you yes for me I know about one or two things that are going on around here oh what for instance oh nothing come on come on I’m

    Not scared of you Frankie Martins I don’t think I am what’s going on bikes and things bikes that shouldn’t be here oh now what do you want to say a silly thing like that for eh why are you supposing supposing I did take you to dance on Saturday night

    Well no all right meet me town all 8:00 you got a good machine there you know that won’t land you in any trouble I’m sure right thank you goodbye mind you don’t catch your trousers no I won’t Ginger Ginger are you coming or not Charlie I can’t come I’ve got important

    Business important business don’t talk wet I’m not talking wet I’m looking for Al Pearson’s bik see now I know you’re doved but you see Charlie no that’s a secret what’s a secret please Charlie promise not to tell it was different from other bikes different what do you mean different

    Well it’s the brake cables go into the frame here I’ve told the policeman about it don’t tell anyone though will you Charlie we don’t want them to know we’ve got a clue crush it art come on ginger you’re wasting your time hello everyone David what do you

    Think you’re up to and what on Earth have you got on just offer a spin Che in front of everyone in those clothes Hello rouble Chum well yes I seem to have developed a bit of a wobble oh let’s have a look hey that’s all right oh your front Wing nuts loose it often happens you want to check up on it before you go out for a run oh I see I’m

    Pretty new at this sort of thing oh chipo I beg your pardon that’s what we call beginners Chipola oh I see you on your own yes I was well uh why don’t you join up with us we’re just heading back to town thanks very much I’d like to

    What’s the hurry we’re training for Championship you’re the Wake for wheelers aren’t you a how did you know saw you at the racers last Su what’s your Club I hav got one haven’t you you only en jooy one you know more fun than riding Alone You’re pretty good for it chipa sign him up for Club Sam hi how about it fix you up in no time subscriptions aren’t High okay if you think I’ll Do It’s a hard thing if I can’t have the program I want I don’t ask much and when I do you’ve got all Blum in day to listen to music when I come home I like someone to make me laugh I don’t want to listen to Macaroni and his courtroom

    Orchestra Manon dad Menton I don’t care if it’s Winston Churchill I like music all it’s common well I’m a common man see don’t shout Joel and what a thing to say I weren’t shouting Mary Willie do you want musical or sing of me j h anything for peace and quiet wait music

    All it Is that’s funny blinking set’s packed up now it were all right a minute ago he’s busted it I never touched it well nobody else has Willie did I touch it ah you see come on David oh Mr bats this is David ath the new chap he’s going to

    Join our club I do come here Mr alth you find us as we are enjoying a quiet peaceful hour together make yourself at home thank you well this is Mrs Bates Jill hello Sue you might have given us a bit of warning Son Well I didn’t want to

    Lose a new member David this is Susie bites she’s a me a member of our club too how do you do sit down David I’ll just go and get membership for do you know anything about Wireless ours are just packed up well not much but uh let’s have a

    Look the light won’t go on for a start where’s all this go to down the floor see no there you are the lead it’s disconnected well however did that happen see you Saturday then we meet at Clarion at about 3 I’ll be there H conceal cables eh that’s neat it’s a

    Continental idea I wouldn’t know about that well thanks a lot Che you out so long Sam Sam hello Steve what’s up Sam I’ve just heard of a couple moving out of a flat in Mason Avenue moving I haven’t any idea what it’s like mine but it might be worth trying when

    Did they go they went this morning the house belongs to the couple living downstairs the name of faroh oh thank thanks Steve do you think it’s still going he I don’t know but I should get around there tonight if you can I will thanks Steve good luck Sam

    Here should be hereabouts I should think that must be it Sam it looks rather nice hi uh Mr faroh he’s out oh oh uh well uh can’t you tell me what time you’ll be back N I can’t we’re new to place we heard there was a flat empty ah

    There were but we moved in this afternoon oh oh I see thanks I’m sorry jum well we tried anyway doesn’t seem fair thousands of houses and not one for us oh we’ll find One Love Don’t You Worry H if we live that long what time you be back Sam do you

    Think oh I don’t know love about up by 6 7:00 all right I’ll have everything ready anyway thank you hello everybody hello sus hello Dave glad you made it hey that’s not half a grand bik got there do you know how nun runs this Cy

    No she’s a kind of a mother to us aren’t you Lord this is David AR he’s a new CH pleased to meet you how you do hey Dave you got no bottle in your carrier do I want one you will by G by the time you finish this afternoon oh we’ve got some

    Spare bottles in club hav yes I think think so Ginger run and see if you can find a spare bottle for Mr Howard will you that all hello so you’ve joined the club have you hello yes I’m so glad we’ll go through Lam foot and turn

    Right at Pub onto imore then we’ll for right across roads to Olden Mills and come back by myroid and S Bridge we can stop at milale H for the C of tea and on way home team can put in a bit of practice there’s a good stretch

    Of road up there s you know it’s usually clear he went up there Charlie got it got it got what the bike Al Pearson’s bike that new chap he’s got it you’re seeing things it all right will you keep an eye on it while I go

    For the police listen ging how you know it’s the same one of course it’s the same look here ging I’ve got something to tell you what you do after I’ve got the Bobby you ain’t getting no Bobby we’re wasting time they’ll be off in a minute youve got to listen to me but

    Charlie don’t me to go to prison do you what do you mean I stole it bik you what for ginger you got to help Me I see sues with a new boyfriend what do you mean new boyfriend oh dear have I said something what are you trying to get that nothing nothing at all only I thought I saw them together at dance at Town Hall what dance I’ve never seen him at no dance no

    Because you weren’t there here are you trying to make trouble between me and Susie oh no Sam you know I wouldn’t do a thing like that oh wouldn’t You I thought you look wonderful Al I why don’t you always wear your hair over your eyes talk you today aren’t you don’t you like hearing compliments I heard you yeah what better now I suppose you thought you were very bright getting Sam to bring you to our house did work out

    Rather well don’t you think now stop thinking about you oh can I help and you watch where you’re riding all right show come On I can hear voices try the side door come on I thought I told you not to come around here again but it’s important Mr Martin honest who is it Dad it’s our little maate oh it’s about the bike a new chat brought it to the club

    Seems he’s come about a bike Frankie a bike oh why we did buy a bike from him didn’t we don’t you understand someone sure to rumble it now Rumble what it was his bike wasn’t it Franky a that’s right you know it wasn’t Mr mine you know knocked it

    Off well I’m blessed hey the young Rascal Now isn’t that just too bad for him eh ah just too bad but you know what you told me at the races now get this straight this is a respectable shop this is if you’ve done out wrong you better

    Go and put it right we don’t like people who get into trouble and try and put the blame on us no we don’t like them at all and people like that should take care or else they’ll end up more trouble well a it’s no use I’m for the high jump

    There must be something we can do I know I’ve got it we’ve got to pinch back back again do what don’t you see I ID it get rid of it we’ve got to destroy the evidence oh no looks like a storm coming up we don’t get me hair wet I’ll fris me

    Perm do you think we ought to wait Sam or put on our capes well it may be heavy let’s get in there and [Applause] eat all this is all right come on everyone here it here it oh Mucky old place hope there no spiders or I’ll scream the place down oh sit here then a no spiders on me salty so would have to R Spoiled your ride did it what exactly does that mean

    You seem to be enjoying yourself with that new fell come to that you didn’t seem to be having exactly a dull time yourself I thought you said you’d never met him before the other evening I didn’t say so and you didn’t say that you knew him when I brought him around

    To our place the other night either that’s right I didn’t well was he at that Daner wasn’t he that’s all I want to know why don’t you ask a what she doesn’t know she’ll make up have you got your mouth organ said hi come on everyone let’s have a song Hey

    There come and sit here not on that Mooky floor well it doesn’t have to be the floor does it well we are coming on aren’t We a wco Bladen racist was on the 9th of June 1862 afternoon I took [Applause] [Applause] the Factory thean the railway brid the [Laughter] will since Su Steve no why isn’t she here I can’t see her wonder where she’s gone to you two been having words I a few then she’s gone home I thought there was some up between you P of idiots rain stopped better make a move before it

    Starts again hey Sam let’s bash it up as far as first Crossroads hi good idea coming Ali I have a go to you think you can keep up uhuh excuse me well it’s every man for himself we’ll meet you others at Linton Crossroad so long well come on the lawy Is bit more of that i’ have been bonked don’t not that b but the makings are racing man I should say hi why don’t you train with us we could do with a good Reserve good idea Sam what’ you say David trains with us as Steam Reserve it’s okay with Me oh hello Sue oh you’re back why did you belt off like that well don’t say you missed me oh now Sue I’m sorry if I I don’t want to discuss it son I’m tired and I think I’ve caught a cold I’m going to bed there goes nine of them Frankie what

    About your date dat oh a let’s see how I stand I’m set Bob down A’s at it no girls worth 30 Barb chops no fair your deal D now look here Frankie I think you better go that girl could make things very yty for us why we got rid of the

    Back put in the clear what can she do good night a up good [Applause] Night not bad 2 minutes 49 seconds not good enough it’s the last Sprint that c David you shouldn’t swing out so much on the BS and you’re working too hard yeah you want to stroke the pedals around CH you know not too jerky keep it nice and

    Smooth and you want to use your ankle more oh I don’t know he’s coming on all right well uh let’s practice teab bre but you explain will you well all right on now well here’s a rough idea now this is our team say all in a bunch

    Like that now then the first man’s doing all the work see why I don’t get that cuz he’s taking all the wind resistance others are just sitting on his tail that’s right and if the face is hot he won’t be able to keep it up for long see

    So every fifth Telegraph B he drops back to the rear and the second man takes his place see n it the danger is this hello there hello Mr Hall hello Mr Jenkins this is the bunch of chaps riding the wison tide Championship all that’s right good what about a picture for our paper

    Well well I don’t see why not how would you like us just as you are no we don’t want our fur to not do we want be silly B well we look lot of CLS that we lose w’t we don’t be DFT hold it turn it

    Up here right on front page for full town to see well at least it keeps him out of Mischief it’s ever so much safer than that HED car I bet there’s a girl in it somewhere everybody oh dad you know where the key of the garage is yeah ah thanks seen this David

    No that’s our racing team they good practice the other day quite good of me really don’t you they good David the brace was rang up they want you for their tennis party at Woodson I’m sorry mother won’t be able to go going camping with the club you go to do what camping

    Mother you know tents and things and uh outdoor life very healthy and ever so romantic hello what’s the matter with him Hello hi I’m fine thanks he young Georgie got a piece of meat B I forgot you’re in the news at last what what do you mean you’ve got your picture in the Paper well L’s already Sam okay okay Lait are better start at the same time hard Riders can follow on later we’ll meet at mildale host for taking FR well all set man yes we’ll have a meal ready by the time you arrive good but remember this is an holiday for you

    Too you’re not doing all the work oh never you worry about that well I’ll keep you up to that anyway see you tonight joh good bye goodbye bye you come Su oh no she’s a loiter today h i could show you both in the back wheel any day you know

    The trouble with these speed Merchants Susie is that they never see the beauties of the countryside they’ve always got their noses glued to front tires come on the loiterers goodbye you can’t be good bring your belt By [Applause] La you okay don’t on can I help in this club we men our own PES pass me you ATI L will you thanks you know I shouldn’t really be talking to you I know I’ve had nothing but trouble since I met you I know why

    Don’t you go back to your car cuz I’d much rather be here with you none none of that that’s what you wanted me to say isn’t it pass me the patches and the solution what did you say the patches and the solution yes that’s what I

    Thought you said you know you look so beautiful when you say patches and solution don’t miss a D here they come at last it’s about time too come on where have you been to aidah as if I didn’t know well here I am oh take this will you eat it it’s a bit heavy I didn’t take that one along too CH will you what

    Do you think I am go on get out of It hey you wonder to watch out with that you by breaking somebody’s neck all right I’ve put a hand before hello Georgie poy it’s time you were asleep young man what are you after isn’t he tired go now you go to B by like a good little

    Lad what’s cooking then looks good one of my specials what’s happened to Susie she was supposed to be giving me a hand well the last time I saw her somebody was giving her an hand with a puncture must be a mighty big puncture all that’s what I’ve been

    Thinking well this is something like like it isn’t it lovely Champion it’s Champion you are D thank you you surprised any world I never thought you were cut out for this sort of thing I was talking about being cut out I’m trying to cut myself in come off it l come off

    It what about a drink I’m thirsty I think we ought to be pushing on I think I deserve a drink after mending that puncture well of course without your help I could have done it in half of the time come on let’s have a quick one anyway oh what a sweet little place [Applause] Again still waiting Charlie aren’t they come back yet I wonder what could have happened search me do you think they’ve oved wish they had supposing the police have got hold of him once they trace that bik back to Martin get the oldest Scotland Yard on me Trail all right sleeping away b is all right but I just peaked in oh thanks Steve not sorry you came l no are you what do you think did you see Charlie and ginger forget about Charlie and ginger n they’re all right come on relax come

    Mhm hello Sam David and Susie not turned up yet no I hope there hasn’t been an accident don’t worry it’s no accident and part of the summer and the only only that I did that was wrong was to save her from the foggy Foggy look no hands David David you all right oh oh now that’s enough of that Su thank goodness we’ve got it I never thought we’d find it in the dark oh sorry Sam did we wake you up takes your long time to me the puncture doesn’t it well it’s a matter of fact

    You don’t have to explain to me you better turn in before you wake any of STS oh you put our tents up a well STS were dodging column oh look here Sam you’re in there with Al and Sid and you’re over there with a Susie can you

    Find your way or do you want someone to lean on well Sam Sam you nasty old man let me help yeah give me your back before you hurt someone good night good Night aa oh good morning David good morning here present for me mhm ah or I’ll murder you [Applause] [Laughter] who Sam Sam Sam sus is calling him oh is she [Applause] Sam hi have you and Susie fallen out again well you could call it that I suppose what’s the trouble just don’t seem to wit it off that’s all what about this other chap oh him you know what he’s asking for and he’ll get it you know you want

    To be a bit firmer with suie Sam assert yourself I could fck calling cattle black what do you mean well you’re a none of course oh well I never set up to be one at world’s great lovers you know Charlie the game’s open what you mean Al Pearson’s rumbled he’s found his

    Bike I found it I found it found what a bike that new fellow what’s his name David ath had it now take it easy lad oh he’s got Sun Str no honest I know it anywhere I was getting Sid’s bike he said I could have it to fetch milk there

    Was my bike Li of course it’s been done up a bit well come on we better go and have a look I think we better ride no that chat pining my bike and carrying on like now listen now don’t start making accusations to the assertive I I’m certain we’ll see now

    Here you are look at this NE is gone oh we can’t have T I said it was sun stroke hey look the B here come on no no stop it it’s don’t let me Pick come on after him everyone he’s making for Top Road Steve sit come on we let him off across bridge on our biks The There he Is Hey come back there leave me alone leave me alone see how it is Steve Charlie have a good mind to give you the biggest Tiding of your life it’s all right son leave lad to me we’ll sort all this out when we get back to Camp it’s all right we got

    Him listen then pull yourself together and you can tell us all about it later on come on good book oh sorry if I made you jump make yourself at home thanks well we caught the thief who was it Charlie Charlie Richie yeah yeah I don’t understand it

    Poor man I must get back no wait a minute sir oh later David forget about Charlie for moment can’t you there’s something I must tell you you mean about the bike no no not about the bike about you I’m the Fest idea what you’re talking about oh please Sue I’m serious

    That’s a change anyway oh shut up can’t you soe darling will you marry me David you idiot I mean it I tell you I’ve never felt like this about a girl before please David I love you I tell you I love you all right no need to

    Shout but you see look David there’s something I ought to explain hi you’d better explain it to me too all right Steve you carry on well go on go on don’t let me interrupt you after all I’m on in the chat you’re supposed to be going to marry oh Sam

    Don’t be daed don’t show yourself up oh so I’m showing myself up am I what do you think you’re doing letting every Tom Dick and AR M you around well you weren’t playing marbles were you now cut it out Sam it’s quite simple really you’re dead right too simple now listen

    To me for a moment will he know you was talking to him David he doesn’t want to listen if you’ll only be read reasonable oh shut up you it’s Susie I’m speaking to yes I can hear that but I’m not sure that I like your tone well really now

    That’s just too bad Sam stop it so you don’t like me to eh well what are you going to do about that I’m only asking you to be reasonable now that’s all well how’s this for a start or will you twoo stop it yes I was afraid you’d do that

    Well sound stop it oh David look can’t we be civilized about this oh Sam stop it get up you I haven’t finished with you yet I think I’ll stay here thanks if you want to make a fool of yourself carry on you won’t take a reasonable explanation explanation I saw quite

    Enough thank you you going to get help uh H quite comfortable here thanks then you sold a back to bill Martin eh yes it’s a serious offense stealing a bike they send people to prison for Less I didn’t know it was asked bike honest well that doesn’t make it any better did

    Bill Martin put you up to this yes well that is not exactly oh I see right now listen Charlie go and wait in your tent and don’t leave Camp mind okay we’ll have to tell the coppers you know Steve of course bill Martin’s the real culprit you know H there’s trouble there

    Left to rep Charlie to get at Martin’s I’m not so sure they only say they didn’t know back was stolen anyway we’ve got no evidence Steve about Al’s bike later AA we’re busy well it was only that I was there when Bill and Frankie put Charlie up to stealing it what you

    Heard them yes at mosell races I I would have said something before on that I wasn’t sure just the very thing Aid as our witness would you say it same in court a give evidence against Frankie Martin I I’d be delighted but what’s going to be some of you Charlie if you

    Go on like this you said I won’t haven’t I all right then we’ll say no more about it pop off you two youngsters I’ve got so much to say to Nan what is it Steve sit down Nan Nan I’m sorry but well committee’s been having a chat about this business

    And we feel we’ve got to go through with it we don’t want to but we don’t see any other way but it was the Martin’s put Charlie up to it Steve I know n but you see in order to get it them we’ve got to

    Take the case to court we’ve got to put a stop to this bag stealing but he’s only a kid yet Steve old same he must have known what he was doing everyone feels sorry for you now sorry does that help well you must admit L’s got out of

    Man you know what he needs is a man oh don’t keep on about that Steve his father’s dead and I’m not a man no but I am I I mean well Nan if you and me well oh Nan you know what I mean let’s get

    Married then I could keep an eye out lad oh so you want to marry me so you can keep an eye on Charlie no n I want to look after you both oh steep you silly old Thing here we are B Sam well first the look lads just look who’s here excuse me lady yeah well look don’t do anything now just keep your eyes open police will deal with them in the proper way later Charlie look after banks will you oh me yes you I already up now thanks

    Steve H aen how you doing hi Frankie how’s tricks oh not so bad look I’m sorry about the other evening but I was held up I wouldn’t let a little thing like that upset you no honest I’m sorry but I about another date I’ll turn up

    Next time I promise you’ll turn up all right so long Frankie worried about bird hi no you’ll be all right I always thought londoners were talkative but he doesn’t seem to have much to say for himself no he never says much it’ be all right if we keep to our plan stick together and take it easy

    For the first 40 m ah but not too Easy Here Comes Steve it must be all set to start I wish they’d hurry up you know I reckon we stand a good chance today Lads have been riding very well lately is your name Herbert Gardner well what about it I must ask you to come along to police

    Station that won’t do you any good neither but they come along quietly what is all this bird sorry Sam come on in the G look out there I I’m coming through if you don’t matter want to get through to my friend what’s up what’s the matter quick what bir those

    Cops have taken him say he’s a deserter a no what are we going to do well I’ll have to go and talk to them a deserter a poor Helen poor wford that’s booked up our team I know David’s reserved now listen tell him to go and change at once

    Now or I’ll got try and get through the bird okay excuse me excuse me please excuse me David David quick we got the r what’s up what’s happened to be can’t explain now David quick come on I’ll help you to change that come on Bert Bert excuse me Constable what’s

    It all about Bert can’t I do anything Steve no I don’t think so I’m really rather glad it’s all over but this what happened well it’s a long story Steve I’ve been on the run for three years oh I had very good reason but I suppose

    That’ll help me very much now but listen go on John oh Steve the worst of it is that Helen never knew I I never told her would you tell her don’t worry we’ll look after her and the kitty do all we can thanks Steve you well don’t worry

    B back out your feet hurry up W much that’s the one it’s birth in yeso here David here’s your number now don’t get excited feel all right good tight yourself Come On Dave over 5 4 3 2 [Applause] 1 Hey what Story 60 M to go yet 60 let dos me p i don’t reckon real race will start before 10 m from [Applause] Home A Drop back S only 8 miles to go now four teams ahead of us right let’s get Moving Here’s the Le lot let’s show my Tail there’s blackton Bunch now pass him out next Corner H H wait for coming off Al’s out he got Cramp only red field in front now come on they’ll take some fting get up and win Johnny we’ll hold Them Hey play the game let’s get blue [Applause] here they come well look who’s in front David well done Lads we’ won team prize all right congratulations David you R very well Sam oh I’m surprised you noticed me oh s hello David well done there hello de hello everybody what on

    Earth are you doing here oh we were just fing in car there’s someone here I want you to meet Susie I want you to meet my mother and father this is Susie Bates I’m pleased to meet you it all started with her bike how’d you do Miss

    Bates well I think we better be going home uh car’s over here David oh let’s go you come with usie come on This Is The Place St oh right here are the keys thanks needs doing up a bit but well I hope it’ll suit him it’s nice

    Of you Dave to have taken all this trouble not at all only heard about today whatever you do Steve don’t let Sam know that I’ve had anything to do with this I won’t good I’ll push off now David mhm I think it’s very decent of

    You you know I always thought you had an eye on Susie yourself did you Steve she’s lots of fun but well I guess I’m just not the marrying sord look out Sam okay tell me if I like it I will what’s this all about Steve oh even in

    Sam wait a moment you’ll soon find out Susie well what’s she Steve I got a Norton what so did I Steve what is all this well it’s quite simple you asked me to find you a place and well I think I found it here’s key but Steve you don’t

    Understand we’re not going not Grand mind you anyway take a look for yourselves Steve it’s only fair to explain look I don’t want any explanations you better make up your minds quick because it’ll be too late tomorrow we’re wasting our time we can’t hurt Steve’s feelings now he’s taking a lot

    Of trouble we better just look around all right look at that rotten oh that’s nothing soon fix that couple of screws it’s not a bad range mie you’ll polish up all right ceiling needs a bit of doing up I and the walls well paints best for them

    A good hard glass then you can wash them as often as you want to it’s not much Garden oh well anyway you’d have wanted flowers and I’d have wanted cabbages we could have half and half soe do you know what you said what son you said we you said we could have half

    And half well oh so we had a couple of Gess idiots I thought we weren’t speaking we [Applause] Not [Applause] W

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