VOD DATE: 11/17/23
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Oh okay well there’s pel thank you for your three months quickly progress the story or Normal Mario Huh Beach bing bing W that’s not the voice Mario yeah yeah jump jump okay okay big boy big boy crack a lacking out here but ooh he got them he got the moving legs Beach uh spin move spin move spin move spin move spin move jump spin
Spin y y y y all right we’re walking hello sir how are you oh that means it’s time you’re Dead you’re dead I win both of you oh my Yep yep winning video games that’s how that’s how Mario plays video games that’s right Mario oh [Â __Â ] okay spin move I can’t go back what am I ever going to do Koshi how are you what’s up did you hang her Hold Up Wait A oh okay technically
Yeah okay don’t let Bowser bruise you Mario Mario prepare yourself to whatever the [Â __Â ] he just Said Mario Did you oh love did you just Mario the chain the chain oh you just punched the air Crazy Chandelier did he just twerk me Off what was that sound no it’s the Chain Reaction hang in there chandelier I’m Holding On by the skin of your teeth whatever you do don’t let go coming Mario fight Mario oh back flips ooh spin move fight this should finish you all right go off come on Mario you know you know all you got to do is jump ha did you think I was just going to give it up you’re always in my
Way that’s it I’m going to take you out Mario fooled Again oh Mario you had me so worried let’s get out of here damn [Â __Â ] what H whoa yo hey Mario the whole castle is shaking y’all like my peach voice y’all like my peach voice it’s crazy ain’t it crazy good crazy good Peach voice I know voice actor extraordinary never you
Never heard a voice actor better than me never in your goddamn what’s that this what is this is it turning into a oh yeah I forgot this is the game where it turned into a Kirby gang this game turns into a Cirby game yep yep Yep Kingdom Hearts yes like zimus this is Kingdom Hearts y’all remember the deepest voiced zimus known to man that [Â __Â ] was deep voice Mario house all right let me get some water all right this is my this is going to be my toad voice hey Mario that’s not going to be the voice
Okay hey Mario lots of people use something called a door to go in and out of their houses anyway I came to pick up princess Beach since she’s a bit [Applause] Late Did I just take a nap straight Up let me close my window right quick before I’m screaming his [Â __Â ] tone for the rest of Right all Right sorry I had to close my window before I was screaming to my Neighbors yes damn Mario you live like this [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] I didn’t know you live like this you need some help let me know [Â __Â ] toad is Black by the way I’ve blamed him so it’s okay sigy sigy got the orri mechanique Denise Cardinal yeah I do yeah I do according to the Judgment
Of the orrice mechanique Denise Cardal hey I thought the princess was here with you [Â __Â ] where is she Mario what’s with the silent treatment you’re not telling me something it’s Bowser again isn’t it oh no here we go again [Â __Â ] Mario would you please bring her back like you always like do
The thing you’re [Â __Â ] supposed to do holy [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] what I forgot something important if you get knocked out you’ll wake up at the last place you saved but guess what on this adventure you’ll save automatically whenever you go between areas it’ll save all the time time so if
Worse comes to worse you won’t lose much progress am I right you can also hop on this thing to save just like the old days use them to however you like they’re great for taking a break on your adventure that’s everything you need to know now get to Bowser’s Keep ooh Whoever does Toad’s voice has abs I just want you to know that whoever does Toad’s voice has abs cuz the way I got to constrict my voice I have to like I have to like clinch my diaphragm which is like holding my upper abs in a certain way like what the [Â __Â ] Mario lives like this next to the PE next to Peach’s castle that’s crazy why Mario live like this does peach not give him like Grant oh [Â __Â ] H who goes there a trespasser this Castle now belongs to the Smithy gang we got big plans for
This and this is the first step in if you weren’t for nosy if it weren’t for nosy characters like you we practically own this world so let me see you deal with this yeah what you going to do about it I’m like 90% certain the voice of toad also does peach that makes sense yeah there was a time where uh toad was voiced by they randomly got a black dude to do toad like for Mario 64 and before not Mario 64 but uh for Mario Kart 64 that’s the one I
Remember and then it switched to Peach’s voice actor after Mario 6 uh Mario uh Kart 64 cuz for a while they were using the here we go like those and like there was some random dude that they just pulled in I I watched a YouTube video about this you
Know do I got to go to the girl’s house oh Wait we really can’t just go over there that’s crazy Mario’s pad they didn’t even call it a House you’re back so soon did you forget something no what happened Then the bridge to Bowser’s keep is out now just wonderful we must inform the chancellor of the Mushroom Kingdom at once let’s go Mario oh [Â __Â ] damn bro excuse me oh that just bump your head to reduce your HP level yeah you’re a [Â __Â ] your HP is down one
Of these mushroom Kingdom’s famous items ought to perk you up I got that [Â __Â ] crazy [Â __Â ] Bro going to make you feel real good it’s right up under my shroom cap check this [Â __Â ] out sbin whenever you use an item get an HP back press x beinga a mushroom can give
You a boost whenever you’re feeling tired uh why I just rush back I had something to tell you I remember I can’t to worry you about mushroom waste swarming with monsters I just barely made it B in one piece Mario please do something perhaps I can help do you know about Action commands
Hey you better watch out he knows about Action commands he’s going to punch your [Â __Â ] lights out you [Â __Â ] see you got more bark than bite Huh wish back I had something to tell you that’s right we need to tell the chancellor about Peach oh my God I’ll see you over in the Mushroom Kingdom just in dude stop talking God I got to take a second after this I’m sorry every time toad talks I got to take a break you know what I mean what you going to do about it what you going to do about it I’m starting to see why Lil Man doesn’t have many voice lines later games the
Voice sounds like m oh yeah no that voice is legitimately the raspi as [Â __Â ] known to man I forgot hydrate was part of that fight oh Yeah Big boy [Â __Â ] it up Now Man I try learning to beat box again you got to learn I am not I’m not [Â __Â ] with you I’ve never learned how to beat box I just do it PH my life was flashing before my eyes for a second there here’s a little something in return damn [Â __Â ] Damn it’s more like I haven’t done it in a while so there’s some tricks I want to try okay there you go that that I more understand cuz like you can be box you can make the funny like you can make them you just where you going to put them Together something something boots and pants yeah yeah level up Don’t know why you are here now going to go and kill your family you’re going to just die tonight I don’t know why you’re even here you’re just going to [Â __Â ] die I am strong to kill all of you now Flower ah Hai loves the taste of mushroom hai’s trying to play the tusty mushroom Hai kills everything he comes into contact With AI kills the paratrooper Hai knows that was its weakness Hai understands weaknesses oh the why that was a close call here’s a token of my appreciation it’s a flower tab that’s that crazy [Â __Â ] my head Cannon now is that every toad is a drug dealer on the side not
That not like like they don’t need to be but every toad is a drug dealer on the side and everything they’re giving you is is Just DE they’re just that shit’s Canon let’s go let’s [Â __Â ] go head Cannon he just gave me a tab of ass gave
Me honey syrup gave me shrooms gave me a flower tab like these are Drugs Super Mario RP uh Super Mario 3 had them doing this on oh [Â __Â ] that’s why I’m not hitting these I forgot I’m looking at the game through my computer and not on the actual Elgato give me a second was it HDMI 1 or a two I’m like looking at it through my computer
Monitor there we go now that is zero latency now that is zero late now that is zero latency all right we’re back let’s go see now I got a now I got a reset I got to reset cuz I’m actually on latency there we go [Â __Â ] it up now [Â __Â ] it up
Now where we going toaden Co are just a mushroom mob and Peach is just the Figure Head they use to cover up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hey how you doing sir good evening sir Ow ow did I just kill a Man I was guarding with a too He’s Dead ever hit someone so hard you do AOE damage yes well less less AOE damage more or like collateral damage all right I did punch my brother once while we were like play fighting where he fell into my other brother and both of them fell into
A dresser and then they were pissed at me because I actually hurt both of them even though it was a small push and one of them fell into the other one and then they both hit their heads on the dresser so it was more like collateral anything else you know what I mean Nice I’m killing everything by the Way [Â __Â ] it up now da da da A I missed it oh I missed it for real oh I [Â __Â ] it Up dead son he’s a dead man everyone around me has died I think that’s it that’s all I got don’t need to be here oh my God hey are you looking at me my hammer and I don’t like you Mario you better be careful he’s definitely got a Mean
Streak he also has he he he’s holding down the plug you have to save me or else you’re you’ll get a discount you’ll get 40 40% off now you now you got my hammer angry you shouldn’t have done That damn he died quick Mushroom All right I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a Mario plush more than I do right now he’s so oh yeah this version of Mario is adorable I love it flower jar M thanks Mario I was running so fast I wasn’t even watching where I was going G
Hey yo his black is on the [Â __Â ] floor pick that [Â __Â ] up yeah yeah yeah take this Blick bro yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you deserve this [Â __Â ] it’s got the Hammer Bros and signia you go go kill his family with his own Blick this [Â __Â ] going to be crazy G A
Going to [Â __Â ] talk about this for eons [Â __Â ] you never know what might come in handy hey get a move on G we got to go talk to the OG up in the Mushroom Kingdom gang no a girl got taken yeah about to smoke you with your own [Â __Â ] why do I do This yo the Mushroom Kingdom Different yeah M you happen to know a little K wedding Chel hey guess what Mario uh Rainey is just I’m not doing this hey uh hey guess what um uh rainy just isn’t just a friend anymore we’re getting married a hey did you see a crocodile around here he talks to he wants to be a
Mobster I’m sure he’s up to no good hey wait a second my wallet’s gone Dam damn [Â __Â ] Mario I’m not doing the everybody’s voice I’m sorry my grandchild turns out to be just like the princess the princess is a person it be nice to see you young ones have a good time okay
Hello is this the mushroom store oh it is the mushroom store okay is my [Â __Â ] running around naked jump shoes my man can get Jays let’s go Mario got Jay’s on his feet Jay’s on his feet Jay’s on his feet I like this game already it’s very fun toad it’s really just a crackhead no he’s a shroom head hey Mario look at where you’re standing H gotcha it’s like you need to stop making me laugh I’m going to draw my eyeliner and mascara everywhere I’m I’m sorry I’m good at this [Â __Â ]
[Â __Â ] you mad cuz I’m good at I’m big and [Laughter] funny you got it you going to kill that [Â __Â ] your mascara going to be beautiful Goof hey yo King [Â __Â ] Mario’s here bro oh my everybody else tells talks normal he’s the only one who’s got the crazy voice Mario thank goodness you’re here we heard an explosion or something at Bowser’s keep it was so loud I almost dropped my spores excuse me where’s where’s the
Princess she departed to your house hours ago bro you did not I fear the worst could Bowser somehow be behind all of this what nobody told me Mario had [Â __Â ] transform transformation Jutsu in this game that’s crazy spor is alive you’re telling us that Bowser has been abducted by has
Abducted no sorry let me try that again you’re telling us that Bowser has abducted the princess again never mind hold up have you never played this before yeah I have but it’s been so long like I played this in Middle School on my computer on like an emulator you know what I
Mean half of the time I was not paying attention I was skipping through pay I was skipping through [Â __Â ] all the time I remember mechanics and stuff but like other than that never mind it will be up to you to enter the keep and rescue Princess Peach like I I remember the
Transformation [Â __Â ] that he did cuz like it’s just very it’s very weird to see it in this you know what I Mean at 33 I never heard about this game until it was remade somehow it the game is as old as me that’s all I know and like literally down to almost what month rattle what month did this game come out in 96 because if this game is older or
Younger than me that’s the true question is it before or after August what’s up black strp damn it it’s older than me March for Japan oh it’s real older than me no it was actually born in March it was born a few months before me damn yeah the keep is unassailable what awful
Power is at work here Mario are life is in your hands please save our dear Princess hey Mario ah you’re making you’re making sure to equip the things you get right shall I have toad explain the process that’s our Mario for you you’re clearly well equipped for this task you can buy armor and accessories in the shops now then take care I won’t give
You any money because what the [Â __Â ] you think I am like literally Rich what do you think I’m the king of this place and could tell them all to give you [Â __Â ] for free because I need my my uh my Princess Peach to be saved yeah [Â __Â ] you
Mario forgive me but I can’t stop worrying about the princess go to The Cellar and prepare for your journey the Vault God shall assist you all right cool Mario the chancellor has filled me in the vault is this way he’s not the original uh one So the vard better not be goofing off while I’m cleaning the guest Room here’s the Vault let me show you around help yourself to the treasures this is a mushroom but you knew that all right by looking at it huh yeah these uh shrooms get you you can get from Treasure Chest don’t work quite like mushroom items treasured chest
Mushrooms restore both your HP and FP when you open the chest but you can’t save them for later mushrooms you find as the items only restore your HP but you can take them with you to use whenever ever you want nice right this is a flower these flowers
From treasure chests work a little differently from flower items chest flowers increase your FP as soon as you grab one but you can’t carry them flower tabs on the other hand you know the acid uh you can take with You hey that’s a coin small ones are worth one large ones are worth 10 this one’s a tener all right I’m out get the hell out of Here come back here come back here come back here what is this Dragon Quest oh yeah I forgot Square Enix oh no that reptile stole my grandpa’s coin I can’t cry Big Boys Don’t Cry but it’s just not fair what am I going to Do you’re soing wet AR you I’m all right now there’s nothing like a a good Cry by the way uh damn bro you fell out you good you good gangy why was I crying that was some reason my grandpa asked me to buy some things for him here when I
Walked into town that Croc stopped me oh yeah he took it from me he stole my coin I chased him but he was too fast hey yo Mario uh let’s see where you’re going to take care of Bowser wow he doesn’t stand a chance well you’re the Mario I know all about you
You’ve got more jump in you than the box of frogs I’m Milo from the tadp pond I’m a Frog but you can’t believe it I can’t jump embarrassing huh how about it Mario will you help me catch that filthy Thief thank you thank you thank you
The young frog I guess Malo who doesn’t look at all like a frog joins Mario in his quest he ain’t a Frog the crocodile Creep 1 2 3 1 think I’m practice enough I’ll get now jump as high as you yeah right kid thanks a bunch [Â __Â ] don’t meet your [Â __Â ] the heroes what do think think if I practice it sure yeah damn n n damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn Damn bro it’s going crazy up There Mario I have something to report sir I saw him he’s here somewhere he just zoomed past me a second ago did you see him did he look something like this Is why yes exactly he’s the one who took my coin why didn’t you stop him because I forgot my bazooka at home shees give me a [Â __Â ] break here [Â __Â ] boy why didn’t you get him Mr I can’t jump ugly ass [Â __Â ] damn [Â __Â ] are ye mugs never catch me
A snail out could outrun ye morons Later that’s him hurry Mario that’s him Mario you might want to take this yeah buddy all right B have it going I ain’t helping time to rat out we’re legally rat him out for illegally owning a bazooka real Bandit’s way there he is he’s probably stashing
In that back let’s NAB him are you are you trying to tell me go on home to Mommy before you get hurt Kid damn you can’t even do nothing BR bro I don’t got to fight nobody I you couldn’t jump to save your life kid so I guess this is Goodbye fighting this Freddy Fazbear looking ass [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] it up now Did I equip the hammer no I didn’t I got to do that Oh I didn’t hit it right all right he’s dead green frog coin Mhm Journal all right where do they want me to go oh it’s one of These oh no I love how goofy he looks oh you’re a persistent piss but I’m 100 miles ahead of you all right brother [Â __Â ] it up now level it up baby level it up baby look at them dance look at them dance look at them Dan I’m going to go his magic because I feel like his his uh Magic’s not going to be up to par soon do I only get one
Fight over there okay only one Fight God damn it whoa I know I know I’m avoiding fights and [Â __Â ] but at the same time give it up already the treasure box is tempted but now is not the Time [Â __Â ] it up now HP rain yeah you’re definitely getting your magic up that was cool I like that hey how you doing un ocular horor why are you Horror in my eyes why are you the horror that’s in my eyes swing your arm now Swing Swing
Swing your arm now Swing Swing Swing your arm now [Â __Â ] it up yeah now go swing your arm now f it up what’s the what does this do power Shroom oh wow nice one hit love the game theme in RPG just so groovy oh it’s so great it’s so Great all right wasn’t really worth it but we’re here don’t question the malow dead end and they won’t give up I’ll just have to hide he’s gone into hiding let’s see if we can sne up behind him and catch Him gotcha what this you fools couldn’t chase me down a pumpkin what the [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] what’s this you fools couldn’t Chas down a pumpkin what this you fool couldn’t chase down a pumpkin what it you oh I have to [Laughter] Walk What I I oh so I don’t have to just walk I have to do something uh-oh Optimum wake your way Up I got you ha your eyes are much faster than your feet at this rate I’ll take you a 100 more years to catch me all right Buddy your eyes are much faster than your feet at this rate to catch you take you 50 more time 50 more years to catch me he and you again is getting old I’ll still take you [Â __Â ] I’mma beat your ass you got me fair and scare I’ll give
You back your coin damn [Â __Â ] got your Goddamn coin in here whoa did you really believe me I was lying yeah it’s time to beat your Ass let’s try it Again 105 fire fear poison mute okay I missed H Sher you’re not going to get It boom okay what is this shock your enemies hit hit a just before the bolt ends let me try it again oh there it is okay weird shroom 60 Health okay bam yes your weakness give me back my corner I’ll Bel you Yeah I’ll pay you back in spades kid go and back take your grubby ass coin adios amigos all right we got it back [Â __Â ] it up y yeah yeah we did it we got Grandpa’s coin back I can finish my errand now the [Â __Â ] is this [Â __Â ] oh yo he left
This he left a wallet found a wallet I’m going to go back to the Mushroom Kingdom item shop you want to join me you can find a map back [Â __Â ] Okay cool so we just got to go Back oh [Â __Â ] frog Go okay he’s dead I just wanted to make sure Gage up yeah okay cool cool cool cool cool cool cool turn it up now take it down here okay I guess I am fighting You okay on to the next get out of here man Primal thanks for your follow gang how you doing hope you’re having a good time Currently enjoying the Remake myself too nice we love that I was gifted it today so I’m happy thank you ankling thank you OMS thank you rattle I love you all you enable my foolish what the [Â __Â ] the shy guys are Here a [Â __Â ] get off your [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] Boy Thanks Mario oh wait sorry I’m not that Mar I’m not that toad I’ll continue to stand watch but uh now everybody seems suspicious uh by the way look at what I found $10 bro yeah please leave the correct amount of money
For the items that’s so cute a he’s so SK I’ll give him two a toad that doesn’t pay Finders Keepers huh finders [Â __Â ] Keepers Gangi province poison Damage on Malo anything else I can sell I can sell the wallet yo I can sell the wallet or I can give it back I don’t I think I want to see if what happens if I give it back my nice meter is off the [Â __Â ] chain Bam n you ain’t getting me n you ain’t getting me now you ain’t getting me oh you got me but now you’re all dead oh you’re not [Â __Â ] there we go Bing that off like yeah uh the wallet doesn’t belong that it’s a Cranky Kong hey level up baby level
Four you’re just going to be my tank I feel hey Mario look where where look at look what you’re standing in hauh Gotcha You don’t do any damage Malo oh Malo is hurt I just realized damn dog dog dog dog dog I’m going need you to Stop what’s this hey flower essence oh attack up ow oh you missed Malo well you Won’t Bam Bam steroids you’re right hey level up Marlo Malo you do need health that is one thing you’re going to need eventually so might as well um hey what’s up guys how you doing yeah she was right I guess I could put it off until things cool down around
Here I found the perfect place for the wedding but now we’re all stuck Inside That was too darn close thanks for the hand Mario hey that’s my wallet uh can I have it back sure thank you so much here I’ll give you what this as a reward go on take it now it’s just a flower tab I should have sold your [Â __Â ]
Wallet it’s scary outside so play indoors all right I want to play outside it’s so nice that our young ones are having a good Time all right we’re going take a nap let’s crash for a second Hey all right inside we Go excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me Ah boom you’re good you’re good oh they’re bouncy they’re bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy Bouncy here we go can’t get me in all right who I got to fight oh there’s a coun where do you think everyone went well gang looks like we have ourselves a new hum we can bounce around all day long and there’s no one who can bring us
Stand through it D it Yahoo let’s bounce the night away not so fast pal look at him can’t even bounce hey maybe we could bounce on his head or his dip what the [Â __Â ] Bro listen up gang these guys are going to put a stop to our party are we happy about this you’re asking for it oh you’re going to get it you pick the wrong people not to bounce with bub oh about a fat we have to go with that ugly mustache oh they’re all Dead Lightning oh so using lightning is his own and 380 honey syrup yeah you’re not getting me buddy there you go Buddy I do need that oh I got a freebie what does that Mean I’m going to honey syrup us oh I got a freebie Thunderbolt these guys yeah no this is easy um can I get a can I get a clean jump on mans nah yeah 24 all right bow and Thunderbolt one two three bang bang and Thunderbolt oh he’s done let’s go We win 20 coins cool the blue star that’s one of five Right that’s a really good model one of six sorry one wait one two 1 2 3 4 5 six seven Jesus I can’t it’s chaos emeralds this is not good not good this Mustachio one is strong he’s strong yes we must warn the boss come on great oh it’s you Mario what a
Relief once again Mario to the Rescue but who were those uh Ruffians Chancellor sir thank goodness you’re all right Mario so it was you who got us through all this we owe much to you uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh first the princess and now this it’s just too much to Bear Mario how about we ask my grandpa for help he knows everything excuse me but who are you oh uh my name is marel I’m from tadpole Pond well any friend of Mari is welcome here in the Mushroom Kingdom well as I was saying Mario you are our only
Hope Mario please you must rescue the princess now Mario I’m in your de too let’s head over to Grandpa’s place in Tad po Pond you go yeah wait why did I even come to Mushroom King in the first place I guess I’ll find out soon enough could clay Morton the sword likee
Monster who crashed into the m Mushroom Kingdom have anything to do with the star piece that Mario found our heroes move on towards the Caro sewers this game is great rattle I’m going to need a thumbnail this is going on the vods channel Thank you you’re a blessing in every possible way hello Malo what kept you waiting I was staring starting to worry hey mister I got my coin back oh well good well done lad okay here’s the thing I promised you it’s drugs there make sure you it doesn’t get
Stolen eaten or whatever you’re your grandpa needs it yeah it’s a criced pie it’s it’s weed it’s a lot of weed you bet Mario thank you so much grandpa will be delighted you know I hate to admit it but I love this job what are you looking For let’s Go oh Oh yeah oh it’s got to be down there we got a few places to go before we get to the city ah this is the entrance grandpa says to watch out for Bloom whoever that is it’s probably a little dark down there so keep the wallet I gave the guy back his wallet
Like an idiot should have kept that [Â __Â ] read the directions on how to enter yes stand on the pipe press a oh oh okay Bob Goblin rat Funk [Â __Â ] it up pure water okay cool Nice resistance hey Gage up there we go how does one mute the silent protag Mario ah very carefully also he’s not a silent Pro tag he he sometimes says Something it says oh yeah star piece from Mario Galaxy oh toad use Swift Cool almost a level up you ain’t getting away from me boy Shadow shadow Garden what the [Â __Â ] in this game bro says stay silent man it’s top tier actor with being able to change with him change yeah he’s a top tier actor though yeah yeah he don’t need to speak fully mute in this game he’s actually mute but uh you got them skills you know
What I mean you got them skills tank it up baby physical get up Here o yeah I would run too nice Flip It Up Dippity am I seeing a light no Wahoos woohooo uh what I love This it’s a what huh what what that’s so that’s crazy flame wall W way to bother a person when they’re sleeping he did yeah oh I got 30 coin from that let’s go hey and a level up Milo reached level five look at his little dance look at Mario’s little he’s just jigging I’m going give you a little bit of
Physical True Form pin okay the [Â __Â ] is that won’t be turned into mushrooms or Scare scarecrows I guess that’s a something I got to be afraid of oh I can’t jump from here that makes sense okay so what do I Do oh don’t look at me yeah ugly ass [Â __Â ] love how they renamed Malo skill psychopath into thought Peak that’s great can’t call it psychopath what are the kids going to think oh my god I’ve been attacked by Fish nice just got to plug in the fish and they’ll be dead um he’s actually an impath oh is he let me fight You Oh Hey I got a freebie I thought he was a frog he is I’m so Confused okay if I go down here I H Hey it’s good Mario is also a frog have you e him jump have you seen him jump yeah he’s Jump Man no he’s a man see it’s in his name Jump Man see you’re wrong I’m Poisoned rat Funk wee woohoo Wo Oh there we go hey uh I am so unsure of where I’m supposed to be going right Now Easy cleansing juice they Say Am I supposed to go here No all right I should not be given power what are you doing I don’t like it when you say [Â __Â ] like that it means you’re doing weird [Â __Â ] usually to me all right what is this oh my God why that is great okay so we’re up here now n let him cook W Hey Siri turn on the 10pm alarm turn on the 10pm alarm mhm and this just goes here which is back to Center oh no oh you’re right you’re right ah new area the water has been drained let’s Go Yay there we go now we go over here and go over here M Die in a fire really you didn’t die really really you didn’t die there we go that was a cheap oh he was a special one that’s why got the Frog coin understandable Mario D and D indeed oh thanks for leading me here gamer K uhuh and then it just lets me back out
Okay cool hey what’s up gamer this this must be bom is that a fire hose or his tongue it was a snack attack and you’re it all right slap twice that’s all we going to do going go for Uh fear lightning poison is in mute I’m happiest when I sleep you know oh room service has been kind to me where’s my Bib oh you put my boy to sleep wake them up this [Â __Â ] got remade and Gino’s still not in Smash yep did you just eat my man well while he’s out Lucky Star There we go that was Scary stick for a body headful of straw give me a scare call R Ah that’s what it Is well would have been smart to give Mario the That Yeah spit him back out that’s my Boy I keep getting Freebies thinkk you Von huh little did you know it’s all I’m all that’s stopping the flooding water so long sois What yeah new Scott Pilgrim dropped today I should watch that I’ve been seeing a lot of people on the thing being like it’s good it’s good it’s bad it’s mid it’s ooh super jump okay we’re going super jump I’m going to go to the next order on my
Attacks must have been lying when he said the water came gushing out of here Mario you hear something or is just me holy [Â __Â ] it’s the water where do we go where do we go uh yeah just jump on top of that [Â __Â ] oh they use the old water
Technique okay now this looks like better water okay this is Midas River Course want a crash course on it you’ll start off first at The Falls left and right collect coins Press B to make a little Headway against the flu you’ll find a few holes what will
Happen is a surprise now off you Go all right I got it what’s this hole oh this is Cute oh I get to go back up cool frog coin all right yo look at all these guys these goons these Goobers can I do anything here no okay a frog POG you’re right oh thank you friend to my man thank you to my man woohoo Think I want minmax let’s go come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on yes I got it all right back to watching these guys m oh thanks geni stupid where we going out here is this the bottom okay it’s just the bottom
Okay I got to I got to learn this too I’ll figure it Out but I jumped A oh I jumped oh come On there we Go Ah the backwards fish [Â __Â ] me the the the reverse fish [Â __Â ] me who hey wasn’t that fun you got 39 coins trade them at the rightest river fog for frog coins I’ll give you frog coin for 60 of your coins if you didn’t know frog coins are the green ones to P
Get them all Pooper shell huh I not doing that again but I will Save okay let’s go Tad pole pond Play notes by jumping on Tad POS let’s see your Melody they won’t play with strangers so go meet the Frog Sage first later llama I’m the composer toad toadofsky I’m trying to create my next mastic piece but I’ve got a composes block want to learn music let’s start by recording
Notes between the second and third lines from the top lies Do oh it’s just a average staff Okay I’ll do that later hey yo frog Sage where you at what uh was that it is that what I have to do Okay they said I have to go meet the Frog Sage first that’s the composer where’s the Frog Sage no I’m in the right place the Frog sey there is no frog what frog oh I had to press a on the Block hi can I help you m it’s you we heard about
Your adventures with Super Mario you beat up Bell right you know about you know about that see Mario the UN the waterways of the world bring news to us here that’s why Grandpa knows all the news that’s fit to hear are you really the Super Mario hey everybody you’ll never guess who’s
Here is the real thing but he doesn’t look anything like I thought he would they do say he can jump better than a froggy I wonder if it’s only a rumor uh you see that yeah Mario was showing off Mario was showing off well well what’s new Grandpa mil’s been helping
Me I know child that rainstorm we just had that was you wasn’t it ouch watch it up there you’re supposed to make me look like I’m floating here okay welcome so you’re Mario yes I am the Frog Sage you have come to seek wisdom from me have you not I’ve been waiting for
You yes old wise people can often give good advice how rude of me let me get more comfortable come on let and we’ll talk uh clear full reverse that P don’t just float there Mario make yourself useful form a bridge for Mario yes come to my sanctuary and partake of my wisdom child children let’s see that Smithy character that appeared at Bowser’s keep is quite formidable years and Mario you wish to rescue the princess quickly do you not oh but oh if only you knew the truth Beach is no longer
There but be patience young one let me explain here’s what happened okay Mario was about to murder him you were rescuing Peach from Bowser’s keep after defeating him just when you were about to free the princess you heard a loud crash and saw a huge sword split up the
Sky like that whoosh out of the blue the shock sent three of you the three of you flying Bowser and Peach are still LW somewhere out there now you’re worried about the princess But first you need to take care of Smithy his underlings are wreaking hat havc in our world clay
Morton whom you defeated at the Mushroom Kingdom was one of them more will be coming grandpa I almost forgot to tell you something we found a story in the Mushroom Kingdom Castle you know why it was there a story most interesting this may sound illogical but I believe shooting stars can grant
Wishes and now more than ever I believe they will play a vital role in the fight against Misty was that too much to absorb would you like to recap okay it’s quite a situation we have on our hands isn’t it wow everything sounds so dire and serious I guess clay Morton was really
Was only the first of many Mario some of May some of them will make Bowser seem nice Maro you speak as if these things do not concern you you will accompany Mario and his Adventure too What Grandpa what are you talking about I’m only a simple tadpull this adventure isn’t for me moving my microphone sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry Maro my boy I kept this from you until now but you’re not a tadpole say what even the [Â __Â ] litu got into
It I was sitting here on one rainy day enjoying a snack of crickets when I happened to see a basket floating down from the Falls pause wait a second wait a second wait a second that is not what I wanted to see um sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry the audio was messing
Up all right when I happened to see a basket floating down from the Falls I peaked inside and saw a little baby staring right back at me the the name Malo was written on his belt I felt sorry for the little bundle of puffin took him in to raise as my own
Grandchild he had powerful magic and I knew he was more than a piece of fluff I thought surely this child must be of some of from uh surely this child must be from some far off land Granda you mean I’m not a d Maro now is not the time to cry [Â __Â ]
Damn go with Mario on his adventure and find your real family your real mother and father are out there Somewhere s the boy’s magic is sure to come in handy on your Adventure you’ll take him along guess grandpa I won’t cry anymore I’ll go on this adventure with Mario and find my real family then it’s settled you must embark on your adventure immediately first you go to Rose toown
But they need your help it’ll be quiet around here with Malo gone maybe a snack yeah that’s right I’ve forgotten all about it uh I’ll give you something for your Cricket for the cricket pie you brought back I know I’ll give you the staff I used when I was Milo’s age yeah
Yeah yeah yeah here check this out this froggy stick will come in handy don’t forget to equip it all right I don’t give a [Â __Â ] B it oh I can’t go back I can’t go Back it’s eight notes okay wait you want that Melody I don’t know what I’m Doing I do sorry for that message in Ser a few days but I’m glad it’s okay oh no you’re all good it’s just like that’s not the place for that kind of [Â __Â ] you know what I mean what are you looking for yeah let’s start by reading notes to see the five lines Yeah We don’t what that as long as been oh cool I’ll figure it out yeah it do be like that don’t it bullet M Is not right ah I must have [Â __Â ] up in that middle one yeah I must have [Â __Â ] up that middle One Ah how was that how’s that all right for Open Line open it’s this One Is that something you composed there it is that was not the right Melody all right [Â __Â ] you so I guess I have to am I not supposed to do the am I supposed to do these in different order I think I’m playing them out of order that’s why
Yeah I’m playing them out of order Okay ah [Â __Â ] I [Â __Â ] it Up I didn’t realize you had to do them in order I thought you could do the whatever ones you wanted to do you know what I Mean A see is the melody I’ve been looking for thank you for the inspiration take this as a token for my gratitude Alto card you need help with composition I’ll look it up here until then ad Guas all right I guess that’s just the one I figured it out how’s the game so far I haven’t been paying attention I am enjoying myself I think that would have been easier if I could just choose the letters uh I was like I don’t want to I don’t want to
Make music with that if I’m forced to do all that you know what I mean you got to beat more bosses and [Â __Â ] to unlock more oh that makes sense that makes sense There we go Don’t put me to sleep Hey wi Gino I should speed up to get to Gino you Know ah [Â __Â ] a the physics in this game are so 1996 like is there any there we go I just Walk yeah I weren’t born during this I you can’t tell me anything I wasn’t born Yet Oh my God y’all just don’t want Mario to exist but that’s fine ah Mimir B be be ugly Stay your ass to sleep for real just said stay your ass to sleep [Â __Â ] there we go give me that frog coin thank you Malo leveled up Malo leveled up 43 31 16 26 H I want him to be [Â __Â ] hyper car you know what I mean all right there we Go H I’m so confusion H little thievery come on Guy little [Â __Â ] so assist star Power HP up nope Bam Bam wham bam thank you Ma’am lito lcky too what you doing what are you doing lck Lck give me Kiss HP maxed gauge up beat their ass go we are taking your time don’t put me to sleep no all right oh he he did it the wrong one stupid why you put the dumb ass to sleep Ah beat his ass there we go this game could do with some camera controls well there’s not really camera controls it’s Uh it’s an isometric game there wouldn’t be camera controls you Know I don’t need this [Â __Â ] I have ublock origin that is literally ublock origin that’s just the ublock origin thing so that it works with twitch without it [Â __Â ] up you know what I mean they probably put it in to the base U block origin that’s
Just adding the twitch ad um the twitch ad filter because certain ads on Twitch do go through you Block not everybody can subscribe so I do give everybody who does want to be in here’s ad free the ability to be ad free you know what I Mean He just stomped a Man Out spider giant enemy Spider like when you enter a stream you most likely get an ad you block or not that’s what I’m talking about if you go into that and you use that and you go to the bottom and do the tutorial it tells you to do it’ll get rid of every ad on
Twitch there you go I also have pre-rolls off because of uh what’s the name because I have ads that run midstream Get it Down all right I’m tired of you guys whoa is there an army meeting over here but oh Bowser Yeah all right people form ranks Jagger head of the shell Warriors yeah where’s where’s a Cooper Master of the hooded sorcerers and last but not least goom Hilda Grand Dame of the groundling goom yeah this is our finest moment Bowser’s Minions are invincible we shall be victorious the bridge is down but we’ll
Find a way to get back in move out on the double ha ah move it boys let’s get going Bowser and his minions must be on their way to Bowser keep come on Rose town is just up ahead R God this game is so fun sea arrows come flying out of the forest
And when you’re hit you can’t move see look I can’t move a muscle now I’m hul now I know how a scarecrow Feels since the day a shooting star fell in front into the forest arrows have been shooting into our town h o somebody got got Mario help Mah hey Mario I’ll be taking care of pizza boing boing bing bing Wahoo super jump Attack damn Mario over here like damn [Â __Â ] didn’t have to hit me back that hard Jesus oh my God you’d think you can hurt me with your childish sprs attention peachy you’re coming with me zip your lip help help somebody please help me stock syndrome oh my gosh it’s Mom we have a
Guest oh yes dear I hear you hello why aren’t you are you Mario for real for real well well you have to the [Â __Â ] is stash are you really Mario yeah you bet you Okie doie how how do I know it’s you you might be pulling my leg show me prove
It all right hey Mario want to play with me I’m playing save the world I don’t like fortnite now G Mario might be a little tired de oh come on Mom you never play with me it’s no fun anymore oh dear Mario I hate to do this
But could you play with gas for a little while yes Mario uh just bought me a farm so uh you can be Bowser I’ll be Gino okay ready let’s play from where I left off oh scary but watch me you better watch out Bowser cuz Gino’s going to blow you away take
This damn [Â __Â ] your turn Bowser oh oh [Â __Â ] damn oh if you keep this up I’m finished uh uh you asked for it super duper custom patented One of a Kind one and only shooting star shutle oh damn what the [Â __Â ] did you just shoot me oops I think I
Missed oh dear Mario are you all right yo what did little bro put in that giant what little bro put in that Gino toy Mario shot by a Kid the ball the toy put him in Smash zachari sorry who all right what voice should I give this guy how am I voicing I don’t want to voice him badly how am I voicing Gino he’s got to have some kind of seriousness cuz he’s a little he’s the Sasuke of this
Game but he’s still a little guy you Know oh yeah by the way I’m going to re up on Twitter real quick cuz I Didn’t All right cool p out your best Anime boy you really want me to put my best Anime boy on this all right it’s not going to be good by the way it’s it’s going to be pretty [Â __Â ] TB but I’ll do it I’ll do what I
Can my best Anime boy is the worst Anime boy mom you’ll never believe what I just saw it’s amazing Mom I just saw gin walk into the forest need huh yes dear that’s nice dear isn’t Gino one of the one who broke my lamp the other day damn damn that’s
Crazy that’s crazy you going to pull up something like that that’s crazy is that why dad left Mom is that why dad left because you be pulling up [Â __Â ] from the past is that why huh Mom yeah yeah yeah yeah I’m 5 years old but I’m still cognizant [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] you [Â __Â ]
God Dam this is why you ain’t got no goddamn husband [Â __Â ] why you running own your in byos all right guys let’s hear it what are you trying to get out of me this time mom I didn’t do nothing damn I was really I saw Gino walk in the goddamn
Forest bro damn that’s crazy you going to do this in front of Mario that’s crazy S I knocked you out a little bit ago Gino Gino don’t know his own strength Gangi oh this boy is impossible no you a [Â __Â ] that’s what you are Anyway that kid’s getting the belt oh yeah okay dripped out Granddad What do I have to Sell what do you have Ah I got money to spend might as well use it you know all right let’s get out hman still hasn’t come back I wonder what’s keeping him uh he’s Frozen outside I’m Assuming someone’s got to pump the water tell you it’s scary out here but someone’s got to pump the Water Nice all right now is there a way to get up here no okay is there a way to get up here there’s a stairway that leads to my house but my son’s been playing with the controls again Mar only you can jump up there please get in my get in my House oh I could use Toad’s head I didn’t realize that was taking daddy so long you you [Â __Â ] up the controls that’s what that’s what’s taking pops a minute thanks a million Mario uh say were you were my treasures okay I wouldn’t say so you’re kidding what they’re gone Mario you’re the only
One who can reach them I don’t know anything all right I’ll take your Word what they’re gone I don’t I don’t know anything I I don’t know anything I don’t know what are you talking about can’t do a lot right now so uh let me ask you this have you seen the mushrooms in the forest sure have oh just curious nope never there are two kinds
Of mushrooms one terrorizes people and other helps people avoid the Former all right I can’t get up There well can’t get up there well I’m out of here oh they’re playing B oh they’re playing doky doie right now nice they’re back in their doy doie literature Club I kicked you off of my stream yesterday to play uh with them yeah Yesterday but I was playing more Morgan Freeman is Yuri you know I had to be Morgan Freeman nice yay honey syrup in my Box poison shrooms are bad and good ones good poison shrooms are real bad right there looking for another way to go and I got to go into this place right now yes yes yes go go go go go go play the game you are never going to find me
A way to die out here I am better than you yes I am going down these boxes now I’m going inside these places I’m going to Die I’m resistant you can’t get me shroomy how many of these can I I go for Ah perfect flower essence attack up Huh there we go Yeah no no I don’t what I’m supposed to be doing here oh wiggler Murder oh he a mad Wiggy oh my God the bees not the Beast Miss miss Miss Nie Have I gone down all of These I guess there’s nothing here Ah get B I was never book smart not money smart foolish Foolish I like how they spin move out of the bushes it’s cute this game is cute this game is very cute everything about the oh no Donkey Kong imprison Donkey Kong slavery oh my God they have implemented monkey slavery I got to kill you brother I’m sorry he’s into it Nice unblockable I’m a Shroom I’m already a shroom I’m already a Shroom oh wow they got me Wow cleansing juice thanks and I got a freebie Malo come on man brauh broh I’m at one y mhm yep the real stun lock I tried my best to live I guess I don’t know yeah duh shut the [Â __Â ] up [Â __Â ] I’ll kill you I’ll kill you in particular All Right everybody in the forest got a die night including me I ain’t going back to Jail for the love of God yeah I bet you Do 987 998 999 1,000 1,000 arrows they cover they for cover they run Mario who’s that guy he must be the one shooting arrows at Rose Town wrong one wrong Voice happy I am yeah look look after their expressions when they freeze they do They’re standing like statues now more practice do I need oh no he’s not stopping we’ve got to do something who the whoa whoa whoa whoa who do you think you are you can’t just go in there with your fist flying there’s too many of them will be creamed cre all of
You oh no someone’s coming let’s hide and see if there’s Anything look what I found B Bo you look look what what mrb me you must not practicing I am more arrows must I shoot more statues must I make Stop hold it right there you don’t know what you’re doing return that star to me a character you stranger you are and strange looking at that teach you must who’s in ch who might you be now I serve a higher authority that star piece belongs to everyone you can’t keep it Angry I
Am Lon I will teach you hey chill out Mario it’s dangerous out There you’re going to help huh whack that weirdo save the guy in blue me too I will do what I can but from over here bza I’m not afraid I’m not Not Afraid not going to cry ouch all right Mario’s in the [Â __Â ] stop it that’s enough how strong you are but stronger
Am I butur you I will so long yeah but now we must woohoo thanks for the help but who are you Mario you just ditched me back there God damn I’m doing a lot of voicing today huh huh I don’t know you you who the [Â __Â ] are you you’re Z Mario we know
About you knock knock insulted I am you believe I all right I’m done with voicing what you got in here Gino Gino beam 592 no weaknesses voice time over ass whooping time y what’s with these folks just funny they are Furious it makes me now three against one not fair fix it I
Will shoot an arrow I shall when a Target hits that button locked also locked a Tois a fair fight between us obey my rule my own rule I will so no complaints near Okay damn it I forgot he just said no no [Â __Â ] Um that really did 16 that sucks got a freebie okay what is he pointing at no more y what did y do oh those are my specials not me not knowing what buttons I Know mhm mhm mhm thanks Maji melon oh no more A’s M’s down M’s back up Mario’s down jeez get your ass up yeah No more specials no more ow Gino all right everybody’s back up it put Malo to sleep oh my God uh uh I’ll cleanse them nice little juice juice I need everybody at full Mario’s at DPS uh as of right now yeah just go with it buddy no more attack
Attacks everybody’s hurt all right um Gino Beam boom bom I only got ah that was weak uh we’re going to honey syrup Mhm Gino down pick me up Gino have Malo do Health Rain oh I did that I did that on yourself that’s not what I wanted oh no more X x what does X do oh no more items give him some HP Thanks bad this is at the end of my rope I am the end I may well be lock the all the buttons I simply Must lock all button what are we going to do you w let us use a single move listen everyone we’ve proven that we’re quite the team let’s join let’s join forces all three of us at once and take him down say what now if dirty tricks you’ll use the same start
Out oh now no allies do I have to join forces with you [Â __Â ] you can now use triple moves with your gauge triple move star Riders it’s a cut scene Rainbow Road whatever animation house did the [Â __Â ] cut scenes for this game got their money’s worth from Nintendo I know that for a
Fact they got they bag cuz they work their asses off on them I wish they would render them in 1440p at least you know so that they can downscale them and not just render them in 720p like they do but you know you know that takes a
Huge space I guess um you can’t have everything but I want everything level it up baby level it up baby it took three it took two and a half hours it took damn near 3 hours to get to Gino but we got him physical yeah normal attack was doing more than
Fireball that’s crazy thanks for the help you really got me out of that jam why are you staring at me you know I’m more than just a doll don’t you artp oh they did Dragon Quest series yep have you guessed the truth I’m a visitor from above and this is a form
I’m borrowing brief briefly that’s right maaz y piracy what you you mean like from the sky or something higher than that I’m afraid do you know anything about the orri mechanique Denise Cardinal damn completely in the dark eh well it’s a big mess up there right now and it concerns you
Too let me explain you’ve heard of Wishing Upon a shooting star at the Star Road your wish will be transformed into a star when it’s granted it then turns into a shooting star and falls down to earth so you see the Star Road plays an integral role in
Granting wishes but ever since a sword destroyed the Star Road everything’s come to a halt no stars have been made since the way things stand yours is a world where wishes can’t come true anymore w a are you saying this star is a part of our starway that Star Road my fluttery
Friend yes this star is a broken piece of the Star Road I’m here to find all the all and repair the Star Road all the pieces the broken star pieces there are seven altogether for peace to return we must get rid of Smithy find the star pieces and repair the Star
Road I’m I’m but but my name is hard to pronounce so call me Gino after the doll I choose him because he looked the strongest out of all the dolls now grab the star Mario I love I love this cute little short Mario I’ve always loved the cute little short Mario I’ve always loved it given the other dolls that were there yeah it’s like Gino is the strongest out of all the dolls so you’re saying Gino is stronger than bow bow I could see it
Come on let’s get this show on the road Gino who is searching for the pieces of the Star Road joins Mario and Malo things are definitely looking up I heard everything who would have known that star was so important I’ve got to inform smiy the secret to shooting stars has
Been unraveled find the star pieces and bring peace back to Mario’s world Nice it’s in the pipe Vault pipe vault B How do I get that that how the hell do I get I won’t that that that right there I really want that [Â __Â ] right now now [Â __Â ] it really bad hey mate State rad up 10 coins to do some kba th how about it so are not you know the rules
Nope buum gumba get a th get a point Thumper spiky lose a point buum go goba get three points if you get 20 points I’ll give to you a prize it’s easier if you stand in the middle N I got 19 shut up bro Damn um I hate it I’m out it’s not precise it’s not precise so I I’m not doing it it’s not precise sorry not doing it I’m not going through that it’s not Precise if you’re going to have a thing like that don’t make it a [Â __Â ] SLO fest with movement sorry uh what’s this yeah know that works honestly yeah no that works great Thumm For B you recording this for YouTube I mean the vods go on the VOD Channel don’t you scarecrow me damn you I’m not particularly recording it for like a full main Channel video or anything cuz like why would I do that uh but I’ll be dropping the vods on the sey
Vods channel check it out if you don’t know the SEI vods Channel you Should oh I didn’t know I was losing That Just hanging out here sometimes don’t know what to do what you do over on YouTube my main channel was usually old animation stuff but the second channel is uh my second channel is where I put my vods and [Â __Â ] Yer Island wo woo w w hey what’s up yeah he’s cool Mario I’m glad you finally made it to Yer Island home of the mushroom Derby say now uh now that you’re here we could use your help please talk to a few of my pals here and uh what you don’t understand them well hop aboard I’ll be your
Interpreter what are you looking at if you want to challenge me you got to bring cookies be much better if you could all race together wa you what are you cracked racing is my life I could run all day by the way uh you know what I
Saw not too long ago a star falling mville you think you’ll beat the old bosi today okay bshi beat your Ass but you can’t read it uh all right what’s up so you brought cookies consider yourself lucky oneon-one worse all right explain racing to me yeah press am am alternative along with the Rhythm yeah help me out wait wait alternative along with the Rhythm the tighter the Rhythm the faster you go why
During the race to eat a cookie it’s energy no thanks I’m fine you’re not getting it right at all wait what I was literally doing it what do the [Â __Â ] are you talking about what are you what are you talking about wait wait wait wait try it again
What the [Â __Â ] are you talking about what is this dumbass Rhythm Is My Controller dead you got to preempt that [Â __Â ] you got to preempt that [Â __Â ] It’s not a mash why is it not a mash button the [Â __Â ] are you talking about bro [Â __Â ] are you talking about bro bro let’s go no no no no do that [Â __Â ] again because I don’t I don’t like how you [Â __Â ] me over brv bro do that [Â __Â ]
Again [Â __Â ] face let’s go [Â __Â ] are you looking at [Â __Â ] I don’t got cookies [Â __Â ] give me cookies [Â __Â ] who the [Â __Â ] got cookies in this [Â __Â ] hey yo [Â __Â ] give me cookies yeah give me that [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] don’t go a [Â __Â ] about your goddamn [Â __Â ] shut the [Â __Â ] up ugly ass [Â __Â ]
Come on it’s cuz y’all made a [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] ass video game come on y’all got to be better with that Nothing all right whatever [Â __Â ] dumbass [Â __Â ] can we skip through this come on I don’t give a [Â __Â ] I don’t give a [Â __Â ] about the Yoshi Side Story unless y’all giving me a star [Â __Â ] let’s go why did I do this why did I do this Yi cookies by the time you’re
Whatever I was like [Â __Â ] the star I need my get back [Â __Â ] I was like [Â __Â ] that [Â __Â ] do a about a about Ling to no [Â __Â ] shaded up Yoshi [Â __Â ] you All 10 coins for a night yeah Wow morning oh we just sleep right Here I’m honestly here for It Everyone’s mining on the mountain okay mid mushroom nice punch gloves symbols finger Shot mhm Mega Shirt Mega pants work pants Okay All right that’s all my money do I have anything I can Sell can’t believe these houses are in a Mario game why Not didn’t you just sell the things you bought no I sold the things that that I sold the things that I was that were already equipped to me you Know Bowser most of our allies have run off what will we do we only had experience fighting Mario these guy these guys are too much shut up all of you I’m the biggest baddest brood around and don’t you forget it but if Mario hears that I’ve been kicked out
Of my own castle my reputation will be ruined even if I have an image to keep up you know even I have an image to keep up you know let’s show them who’s the boss around here star dropped into the mountain and trapped the kids inside makes it worse
The men folk are stuck inside Mario you got to help us what happened up there is she still working up a sweat yeah yeah and so are the men everyone’s digging and digging I can’t keep up with Them the man folk are doing their best from the inside got to help them out but they’re digging up there damn oh dear oh dear I hope the kids are okay you know how I know how you’re feeling but moping around here ain’t going to help a damn thing you know
What I know that I say it that but I think I’d be feeling any way if I any different if I was her we’re getting nowhere fast we’ll reach the kids at we won’t reach the kids at this rate ah yeah I got you Gangi yeah I’m right here
Gangi well I’ll be a Goomba Uncle if it ain’t him in the flesh Mario you’re a lifesaver Mario have you heard the news I sure have well are you going to rescue him gotcha thanks Mario the entrance is up there all right let’s Go Rocks it’s just a little guy in there Lucky I am not doing well with my counts anymore lucky yeah oh it’s a triple now wake up want to double your coins challenge the system win big or lose I’ll do it where’s the Yoshi Yi got him oh cool I just doubled my coins whoa flippity Dippity ass [Â __Â ] all
Right hey have you heard there’s a rare items hidden in the mines if find them and sell them someone in town might have want the Money 117 D y Ow my dumb piece coins beautiful coins grab the coins uh leave this halfway Mario ear SP oh it’s time to beat his ass Mario Croco got us again he took our coins too let’s chase him down and beat his ass hey boys look like a dead in here but don’t worry uh I’ve got a bomb never leave home without him yeah [Â __Â ] wow wow
Wow time for some good oldfashioned Murder lucky thumbs do it left y I’m always right all right cool your bum ass over here brother that many of them Jesus Dead get my coins back though hey level up Jean level seven level seven Jean level seven hey level seven Jean Jess you wait we’ll get you this maybe not today but maybe not tomorrow but someday he didn’t have any coins on him but he had a flower Tab oh I missed What mink mink mink be Hunny syrup another flower tab Bium there you Go once you give me AOE moves it’s over none of them have coins on them but they’re just dropping [Â __Â ] uh what oh well Okay where did this [Â __Â ] go I like just saw him run through Here I’m very strong right now I’m one shot and 90% gotcha finally star Riders immediate I’m not even going to let you go through life expecting nah your death is Imminent fire Fear pick me up Freebie not very weak not very weak to that oh weaker to That what did you steal from me you want him back you take me down first monster toss oh he could just Throw Yeah enough already here’s your junk I’m out of Here hey got my coins back let’s go all right now let’s continue the task at Hand All right they didn’t blow me up nice hey what’s up buddy kids like you found something out of use for my kids Diner and might are trapped back there let’s B blast through uh gu you ever played Mario Maker yeah of course I Did 500 HP doesn’t seem like a lot when you hitting them like that yeah it doesn’t what the star is probably back no no no no no no no oh I guess you’re right I’d be a burden on you fellas yeah bye get the [Â __Â ] out of here man
You ain’t a part of the [Â __Â ] rescue crew oh oh there we go level up 50 attack Malo level all right all right let’s go through this door oh well not door but this area jacket what’s good bounce on my save point Gino needs to level
Up uh all right oh [Â __Â ] well I didn’t see that nice [Â __Â ] you he’s a bomber good day the name’s punchinello by bomb maker extraordinaire punching never heard of you the [Â __Â ] they say I’m a hotthead but I’ll show them you you will make me famous so Long 100 off rip thought peek no weaknesses 1100 so so Chic everyone’s so chic one second I got to try and pop my chest real Quick got to [Â __Â ] do this [Â __Â ] give me a second I’m doing a whole stretch so everybody stretch everybody get your stretches in Stand up and stretch I’ll go to the restroom real quick actually bump with this music for a high quick all right BRB Oh my God oh my God I’ve been stretching for the last 48 hours Mania episode suck ass what do you mean what do you mean by That I am going to I’m bipolar at manic episodes ah I thought I didn’t know you were I thought I was like when you said Mania I was like are you playing sonic Mania so I feel like godamn champ peny wanting to climb the walls and [Â __Â ] ah
Understandable I hope it uh hope it doesn’t go crazy crazy you know what I mean but uh do whatever you need to do to work through your Shits personally I just have depression I’m Lucky okay I’m lying I also have anxiety and ADHD and possible autism but it’s never been diagnosed but it’s basically [Â __Â ] there you can’t deny it at this point um oh sorry I was also putting much [Â __Â ] onm brothers I mean with the the way my parents worked with at needs kids all
The time and how I was basically one of them I don’t want to say it like that but it’s true um I’m going to Fireball you 34 oh two three four bomba okay Gino I [Â __Â ] that up sorry because I was changing screens gifted child nah brother they really said
You’re in the gifted kids program oh yeah okay He doesn’t react he’s so badass okay so he’s uh not weak to that at all ears oozing what the [Â __Â ] does that mean baby girl what you talking about also what’s up man how you do how you do how you do my flower power I need that ear flusher oh okay I
Forgot you’re the ear user I just got Q-tips I I I clean my ears regularly because I wear airpods all the time so anytime I go outside I got airpods in which means I see my [Â __Â ] ear wax if I have ear wax so it ain’t enough yeah you probably need a damn
Little flushing thing go to a Walgreens get one of them get one of them ear flushers I ain’t got that I used to do that well my mom used to do that when I was a baby when I was a little bab I don’t got that no
More not bad not bad now let’s level things Up oh he’s really Sandstorm Darude oh I [Â __Â ] that and random chunks get in my hole so I can’t hear hey yeah no I understand that for people who who have like different ear wax where you can’t wear use Q-tips because it’ll it’ll get deeper in your ear and
[Â __Â ] I hated cleaning earbuds gel tips yeah no I I earbud all the time because like like I just I I I get it out quite literally within Arms Reach are my Q-tips like my Q-tips right here you know the sound of a Q-tip box listen Q-tip ASMR you know the
One the 500 pack famous rapper Q-tip within Arms Reach amazing speaking of I’m literally oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah sorry I was cleaning my ear anyway so the lady I was going to do my her for my birthday ghosted me and kept
My deposit but I know where she lives yeah you going have to you going have to you going to have to you know pull up probably with no correspondence with No I’m going to get my hair done or my money back yeah like one of these things going to happen be wow so pray I don’t get shot or vice versa damn okay Triple Star Riders Mario got the shits You asked all right you asked for it big boys mesob bomb I’m going drop a he hate the Mexican pie of with extra beans damn [Â __Â ] that was the quickest [Â __Â ] Ever they beat there 29 yo yo I must be dreaming I’m ruined I don’t want this I don’t I I didn’t want to know do this but I know I think he’s bluffing simmer down fluffy I’m not going to waste this on you who knows what might happen Take Your Best
Shot enough I got my pride now you’re in for it huh what the he why is why isn’t it working oh he killed himself Mario if this thing explodes we’re history this is a fine mess let’s scram now yep of course it did it’s going to blow
No well what on Earth was that we won the battle now I don’t hope we lose the war where Dina and might and the star well the star is right there yeah I guess that part’s answered come on Mario hry oh it cleaned us magically and then they cut scenes all
Right yeah I See Come on we still have to find Dina and M Dina and M we got to find the The Chins this onead I hate this stupid thing help me here give my m a p Yeah I got this put your ass in there can you read the writing of course Minecart guidelines a to break B to jump get shrooms ex accelerate all right Oh I see you I see oh Jesus well I got to really slow down for that what the [Â __Â ] 55 under a Minute this is not the right music no it’s not that one no no which one’s the one which one was the one was it haunted Chase yes this is the music you’re supposed to have here I don’t know why I did This jumps jumps it was the wrong one twoo how many things am I supposed to be getting what do they want from this I I have no idea what this part is oh Jesus there’s more what the [Â __Â ] I thought it was over I honestly thought
This was over I honestly thought it was over yeah this this is dumb what this is the dumbest level I’ve ever been On it’s Unique I like I mean like yeah but like this reeks of Nintendo control scheme you know what I mean this really does wreak of Nintendo control scheme cuz why is it so complicated it’s not done Oh is is they are they going to Die I wonder how the kids are doing sure wish they’d hurry home hold your horses Ma I asked Mario to help out so I reckon he’ll bring back what he’ll bring him back when he’s good and ready I have this odd feeling that they’ll be dropping in on us any
Minute yeah I bet they are right through the [Â __Â ] roof they still got to use the door like everyone else ma settle down okay it’s getting fuzzy God damn it oh him sorry he showed up again there you Go [Â __Â ] you Thought gracious you did drop in on us oh my poor babies are you okay M are you hurt n [Â __Â ] n we’re okay no we’re okay M right right mate mama papa he’s been knocked senseless you poor baby you’re safe now Dina haven’t I told you to not [Â __Â ] this [Â __Â ] up bro
That’s enough Ma just be happy to have him back we haven’t thanked Mario proper either I’m so embarrassed Mario we can’t thank you enough for everything what’s that roof you say no don’t worry about it no it’s good yeah no no no no we got that repairs are on
Me I I give me a holler if you need some hands uh thanks for bringing the babes back who takes a baby into a cave uh apparently them yeah I still haven’t found Peach like my whole goal come back Mr Beetle don’t you know don’t you want to come to M to booster
In plays yeah don’t run away we just want to play take good care of you uh like what did they say Mr Beetle what the [Â __Â ] hey I got a Be don’t you dare touch that Beetle it’s a present for Bo booster that’s right just head it over nice and easy yeah uh uh like like they said or or we won’t be your friend booster really really really once likes beetles but he can’t catch his own
That’s right he keeps uh he he’s busy keeping the princess from the sky entertained so so we’re catching Beetles for him so hand it over that that’s that that’s right oh pretty please oh no it’s getting away quick catch it catch it bye this reeks of Final Fantasy
[Â __Â ] just random RP genus you know what I Mean what did I just Do I already bought everything from Here bro crazy that’s crazy ain’t it crazy those crazy ones um what if I just jumped off right now all right uh where do they want me to go now I don’t think there’s anywhere they particularly want me to go now all right I guess I’m just Dipping bring me some fireworks I’ll give you a Shiny Stone sing you the real song if you go up the Mountain oh it’s a shortcut to the trolley nope all right I don’t think there’s anything else here I really don’t so get me out of here give me the hell out of here boosters pass damn go off yo laala Oh I got to I got to get your ass hold up bro got your ass is that art of Choke oh my god oh they’re all resistant oh my God oh my God they’re all resistant I forgot there was no reason to do all That attack up all right got him got his ass got his ass I just got his ass got his ass I didn’t feel I didn’t think I was going to be fighting the goddamn artia jokes out here you know what I mean three frog coins per right up give me a second food’s Here all right we’re good don’t you jump out here boy what the hell that was weird booster has such a nice place I miss my Fortress I miss the good old days Peach screaming in Terror Mario rushing into sa Mario oh Jesus Mario oops okay okay calm down don’t let
Him see you like this hey how you been [Â __Â ] not like that dummy wrong tone it needs to be more confidence you what are you doing here if Peach were at my Castle waiting to be rescued she’d be crying like a baby what the [Â __Â ] look at her crying like a baby up
Top did I just hear some voices it couldn’t be I can’t believe it it’s Mario Mario I’m love You that voice it’s Peach I thought she got away but she’s been stuck in well I guess I’ll be returning to my castle now out of my way shorty [Â __Â ] out of here boy all right cool it’s locked what’s the matter the door is not opening or something get out of my
Way big boy coming through yeah yeah yeah I I I do that I do that that’s what I do yeah I’m a piece of work ain’t I okay oh hold up we got ourselves way inside huh all this power and looks too I know I know you’re thinking a big strong guy
Like him would be great to have along right I’m going to do something I might regret later but I’ll let you join my minion you can thank me later Mario and friends have joined Bowser’s Minions or so they’re pretending Bowser joins the group who the [Â __Â ] was that at the
Door uh no I can figure it out swap out bow for moo all right or abuser be okay how’s bow toown ooh strength strength I like it ra hello there booster busy right now so we can’t play come back some other time or you can force your way in
Static Dead Guy walk in Dolls Lucky ah terrorize oh my God yeah double exp I’ll do it right side side yo let’s go level up Gino dance for him look at his two-step everybody’s got a nice little twostep Gino boost your magic defense crazy low I like your physical attack though don’t you run for me ugly
[Â __Â ] you die in the Night all right upstairs I think cuz that’s where the guy went but do I want to check down here just to see what’s going on all right I’ll be back who the [Â __Â ] is this what the big rush yeah yeah ah ah I’m booster and this is my famous tower of
Amusement normally I welcome visitors to play with me in my sniffers however a girl fell out of the sky into my lap recently since then I’ve been busy keeping her happy and entertained I no longer have the time to play so please entertain yourself at your own risk that
Is oh he disappeared oh that’s great oh that’s [Â __Â ] great he disappeared wow okay crab jump oh bomb Rob Bomb never mind it was Weak HP Max defense up he’s Bowser okay oh I [Â __Â ] that up but I see the placement I see what’s going on just sounds like insults wizard skull one another yeah it Does a damn It whatever mhm check out booster pass what the [Â __Â ] what huh that was cool Mario Just mink Minka MAA MAA nothing else just Minka M Mo all right I Guess brick no G up you turned me into a scarecrow suck it yeah I should probably uh use items up are you you want to fight Yeah kill him oh my God new cut scene go crazy Now new Cuts scene go Crazy yeah he did just tank the Judgment from the Star Gods got some strong ass minions out here I guess all right I’m going to have to talk in a second H What um what hey Bowser leveled up hey level nine he’s going to be a physical tanky boy I know for a Fact A must have been sniffing pure Colombian thank you for your key they gaze into each other’s eyes Mario she’s a bit shy look the other way will you you can turn around now she’s been locked up in here ever since she took a bite out of booster so now she won’t to help us stir up a little
Trouble new weapon just dropped Got it we Jester you just throw a whole that meia at me you got to die oh I didn’t know that’s how it Worked ooh Powerful okay yeah I knew It a eat him man I knew I wanted to open world games when I played this as a kid because I would take Mario back to town and do the whole nighttime routine with taking a shower going to bed before I felt like I get in the game every night
Wow you just wanted a Sim oh my god Um yeah level up Mario lucky Double my XP hey the baby you’re Magic Nice this room is annoying But it’s getting easier double the XP three whoa first time wow it’s dead Now double it mhm Gino level up level nine [Â __Â ] a zoom shoes oh my God I thought the I thought the room was done [Â __Â ] y mhm y you’re you’re making me fight them but I love Them you got Bowser scared that’s crazy yeah mhm chugga chugga chugga Cher honk this is my personal Railway bye it’s you again I’m amazed you made it this far yes quite amazing you are since you’re here maybe you could clear up something for me my bride
To be is chanting Mario help me Mario help me Mario help me is she showing her help happiness hey wait a second maybe Mario is another guy what if you’re this Mario she keeps talking about trying to take my bride away why don’t you take this instead
He’s gone that’s not fair I’m so hurt I only want to play with him now what expression should I be wearing the next time like this now I remember I should look like this nope didn’t get me you didn’t get me hey br onein oh he got the beetle he got the beetle
Okay that’s Cute one second okay Mario did you come to rescue me I was so friend and lonely but now you’re here oh yeah the door is locked the door won’t open I think we need boost you spell to unlock the door on it what should we do well we have to wait
Aha what should we do booster is returning when booster is returning isn’t he I know hide somewhere where he and wait until he opens the door yeah this will work boss shouldn’t we be concentrating on the girl right now about the girl in my life who thinks I should marry her well speak
Up a wedding ceremony would make a great party a party we haven’t had one of those it could be fun it could be fun so what is a party oh you drink Punchy cake I think H drink punch eat cake that sounds complicated I don’t know if I can muster
The energy to uh do it let’s walk through it once it’s a wedding rehearsal time imagine being a savior of the world and you can’t open a door so am I supposed to just sit here and wait wait Mario always shows up about to ruin the
Fun you know someone go get the Mario doll okay it isn’t here of course it’s here you lazy slobs couldn’t water kind water with fish it’s behind those curtains number one go look mhm nope nothing here wouldn’t go and lose my Mario doll you idiots ah number two you look to
I don’t see anything we can’t give up it’s got to be here somewhere number three it’s your turn wait a minute it’s better than a party look out cuz here I go hey how you doing wait a second it’s right there I found the Mario doll hey how you
Doing but we never be able to reach it from up there oh the sorrow what am I going to do uh-huh I’m about to lose It goodness you’re so kind thank you for getting my doll I’d like to reward you here have this may happiness follow you wherever you go all right enough is enough cancel the rehearsal we’re going on with the show here’s the password just in case you didn’t know they’re
Just using your name off of the game that’s kind of cute though that’s kind of cute Segue for a second I was like what wait you took all the trouble to okay it’s just gestur all right all right I’m not voicing this I’m eating fries I’m Sorry mhm fire fear Terrorize go down Knife Guy lightning fear poison mute no eror without Misfortune Terrorize Bak oh he’s sleepy all they together Now oh wake up Mario wake up Mario wow Mario’s not up okay um wake up and it was a freebie cool um maple Syus Is he down oh he’s dead nice let’s check on this guy see how his health is rocking 756 on Lightning all Right don’t you dare yeah go for it beat their ass mhm Oh we jumped off okay mhm that is a cute cloud please let me go won’t you please pretty please he where’s my bride to be huh want to play hideand-seek too Yu I don’t want to play anything with you what a poor sport well we really should hurry along a yummy cake is
Waiting for us after we climb this hill [Â __Â ] I am not marrying you please let me go help me Mario please help me uh-oh it’s Mario we didn’t plan on this Mario you aren’t invited to our wedding besides we still have the rehearsal I’ll be happy to race you to
The wedding hall but you better not get in my way ready oh God yeah Left Right jump obstacle course got you touch the sniffers or any of the barrels and you’ll fall back jump on barrels with nfes or Sprint forward oh give me a second is that something witty gaming
Hello Raiders how you doing it’s me Segway segv that guy with the voice that’s deep and [Â __Â ] we’re playing some Mario RPG if you would please make sure you uh hit that follow button and if you are coming in from the raid hit that uh refresh button so you count in the
Numbers on my channel eventually that’ll be cool uh hope it’s been uh hope you were doing good how was your stream what were you doing I’m going to figure this [Â __Â ] out give me a second # family I See I thought this would be a lot more you know bro bro how did that hit me and not come on come on come on come on I jumped on top of that God I hate these parts of this game they are not built to be actually competitively based they are built to
[Â __Â ] you over this is the worst this is this is terrible I’m so happy that this is not something I have to give a [Â __Â ] about you’re watching the game and not the stream right yeah I am it’s still not Precision enough that’s why I’m not not moving left or
Right because moving left and right is [Â __Â ] people [Â __Â ] me over if you move left and right you’re wasting precious time you should be using on trying to jump except now they’re encouraging me to move left and right because of the stupid idiots behind me
I don’t care let’s go I don’t care let me fight him damn he was like you didn’t get any flowers do I give a [Â __Â ] I’ll kill him with a gun like God damn I will kill him with murder how can I help you I’d like to buy some
Things is a good thing you don’t play Cookie Run oh hell no I would never play something like that unless I have utmost ability to murder see literal handgun I I’m going to kill him with the gun murder too nice murder gets them out of my face that’s all I care About nature ring all right let’s get out of here Nice yo we’re about to begin the ceremony when the kids in the dark clothes kicked us out help damn booster’s wedding is in progress we’re barricading the door so don’t even bother trying to sneak inside well time to go in well time to figure a way
In don’t make me have to talk to them I do not want to talk to them I want to just keep going I want a w key come on come on yeah that’s what I was looking for cake Rebecca cake for a big wedding it be it must be a master of
Peace yeah the groomed be ordered some special wait till you seize this all right I like that he’s French hold who goes there oh you’re Mario but the do shut close shut tight listen mustache you and your overgrown Turtle friend can jump a hike can take a
Jesus Christ can I read can jump a hike Jones thanks for your follow Gangi um yeah I do not know how to read I’m Realizing All right oh sorry moving some buttons around you lost I’ll kill you oops we got a problem I better go tail booster it won’t budge say you want to help me out with this door on the count of three we got to run together timing is key ready here we go Am I not running in the right way yeah I don’t think this is working yeah I don’t think this is how it works unless I’m not pressing a button correctly hey buddy are you a dumbass cuz this isn’t Working Does it have to be the whole runup oh it has to be the whole runup okay that’s the dumb as [Â __Â ] Booster sir Mario’s here you clowns you don’t break door down down doors when entering a room shut it shut it now move it Mario is that you Mario I’m in here hurry get me out of here all right let’s game hey have no idea what they’re up
Against I’m lighting the bottle I’m an earthquake in a can I’ll bust it open in no Time all right no I can’t make Bowser lead oh what watch what you’re doing great I’ve dropped everything my shoes my my ring my bro and my crown booster sir booster I am don’t bother me now okay everyone My bride is growing on PR let the wedding begin what’s this water
Coming from your eyes are you leaking my dear is he drinking her oh my God tastes salty booster sir I believe the bride may be uh crying crying but that’s what people do when they’re sad how disgusting that stuff must be corrosive tastes like like the
Sea what could be making her cry anyway I believe she’s crying because she has dropped some of her wedding gear of course but those tears will ruin the cake make her stop before Mario breaks in but Mario’s already in Oster Ser we have we have to find our things but can’t go on
Without they’re talking too much they talking too much talking come on let me murder him let me murder him let me murder him let me kill him let me kill him let me kill him let me kill him let me kill him let me kill I’ll murder them
With [Â __Â ] impunity speed murder death and destruction like I don’t give a [Â __Â ] about your story none of this matters like I love that you think that it matters because it’s funny he he haha [Â __Â ] but I’m going to murder you all right that’s all that
Matters boy if you don’t get your ugly ass over Here all right let’s go kill her kill him what happened what are you talking About what do you mean what what are you talking about no I I got all the things that was all the things there is no there’s nothing else around I don’t see anything else it’s nowhere here it’s not there’s it’s not here what the [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] oh [Â __Â ] it was on your
Head Mario you’re finally here and Bowser what’s Bowser doing here what a waste of time I’ve got bigger fish to fry I know I’m good hands when you’re Wonder around Mario is my hero oh isn’t that great you’re going to kiss him well I’m the one who save your
Skin me too I want a reward I take a kiss give me a kiss this is called sexual harassment chat stop it all of you I’m getting so confused yeah confused that’s the word this is for you Mario hell yeah sloppy toppy sloppy wait a minute they can’t do that they can’t
They can’t read my mind when I said Sloppy Toppy and then have her accidentally go below the [Â __Â ] belt out of nowhere speed move I was like what’s I I thought it turned into a whole [Â __Â ] I I thought this was new grounds out of nowhere you know what I
Mean I thought somebody just got the models and was like well here we go like wow okay we’re back in it what what the now that’s one for the Scrapbook come on Mario let’s get back to Kingdom Chancellor’s waiting for us sorry to have kept you
Fitting we have made the most we’ve made the most amazing cake you won’t believe it here is a cake but there is a Brian gr where is everyone this is big trouble is it ising you’re taking the bride away but there won’t be anyone to eat this
Cake what it can’t be who worked all day on it you fool oh I oh oh Al the real reason that we’re having a boss fight Is Bunt Oh I didn’t press it the right button Is that why don’t they do nothing Al so I just can’t kill the okay so I’m just all right well now I know some might could have told me that I’m just [Â __Â ] with the goddamn cake Then Oh I didn’t want to attack him up up up up up probably does less bruh Ain no way oh it was cuz it was dead poke po poke ouch V are you doing Chef Tor the cake is moving but it’s not moving it back to back I know it was moving Mhm man’s just gaslighting this man into thinking this cake is moving the cake is alive run oh finally they understand now it’s time to beat ass three four five attack with a to blow out the candles oh big strong I see Oh Gino Down but why Though unblockable Dam Mario you be stay sleep like how you sleep through that literally a whole water like a whole [Â __Â ] water gun on your face and you fell asleep bro I don’t understand you [Â __Â ] like you need to be studied cuz how the [Â __Â ] you stay asleep after
That I truly need to Understand yeah I felt that coming why does the cake have a water attack I don’t know water cake Thanks he’s Dead maybe we ought to wait this booster’s wedding cake that fit if we nibble on it number one where’s my cake booster sir you’re standing on it there’s a 70% chance the object you’re standing on is a cake this thing is a cake okay everyone here’s the stumper
How do we eat this I say we boil it number two what do you say way too messy why don’t we just swallow it but in one gulp it would be easier said than done come on booster you can do it open wide please our nerves are shot oh man I felt
Like I forgot gotten to tie the cord before a bungee jump here it comes wait wait did the cake just move concentrate sir this doesn’t feel right delicious delicious and God I’m feeling yes yes it’s so good it makes me want to cry congratulations sir the wedding is now officially over thanks
Everyone that’s a wrap let’s go all right that was wonderful Mario you’re my night in shining armor finally let’s get back oh what a day can you believe it I almost got married to that thing but I hope someone marries me someday yeah that’s going to be me don’t
Worry about it Peach Princess of Mushroom Kingdom has joined the party be sure to bring her back safely Mario characters only no weird Square Enix Mario characters no I want original Mario characters only Mario that creepy guy just left what do you what what happened with the wedding
Oh R I’m so happy let’s get this wedding over with so we can get in the suet and start [Â __Â ] okay all right uh bye okay everyone we’re going to do this thing real quick I got a date with Destiny and by Destiny I mean I mean this toad Toadette whatever TSH playing Sky no more RPG characters modern Mario game Oh wait we’re back here oh it just took us all the way back to the the shroom Kingdom back to the shroom Kingdom Mario welcome back you look like you’re in one Piece princess I’m finally home with Mario and some wonderful new friends we save my life let’s go find the chancellor lead on come on Mario we mustn’t keep the chancellor waiting you do know we have Bowser in our pocket right sweet Fang thank you for your raid uh oh
Oh Chancellor the princess she’s Back thank goodness this has been a true nightmare I’m a nervous wreck I know I’m worri to everyone but I’m fine I can take care of myself thanks sweet Fang for the raid hope you had a good one with the help from Mario come everyone let’s get this
Drafty let’s get out of this drafty ass doorway yeah yeah Mario I hope you know how thankful we are but you must tell me one thing how on Earth can you trust Bowser trust Bowser what are you talking about Mario what the [Â __Â ] are you doing with this dude in my House what is going on here he Chancellor listen everyone relax Mario’s got things under control yes I see Bowser perhaps it’s time you told us your story what exactly did you mean when you said bigger fish to fry can’t tell them the truth if it gets out I’m finished Uh excuse me sir perhaps I can set the stage and the others can add their comments along the way the princess Bowser and Mario were thrown in different directions after a terrible explosion some huge crash something huge crashed through the Star Rod high above Bowser Palace and and went Kaboom Briden Bowser’s
Keep was a gigantic sword now Bowser’s keep has been taken over by monsters who work for some creep named Smithy they’ve thrown me out of my castle I mean I decided to take a vacation yeah that’s it they can’t do this to me anyways I
Was working on a plan to get my house back when Mario walked up and begged me to let him join my minions I had no choice but to let him in he was pathetic that ain’t how it happened it’s okay Mario we know brows are stretching the truth a
Little and Malo how about you why are you traveling with Mario well because Mario’s helping me find find my real home and my parents that’s why we’re on the road together what it’s Dreadful news awful horrible I hope you find your real parents soon and um Gina was it why are you in
Mario the Star Rod has been destroyed I’m here to fix it voice quills what’s up quills how you doing what’s good girl 26 months is a long ass time thank you for your rate thank you thank you thank you hope you had a good time I’m solo voice throwing this [Â __Â ] it’s great
I love it the Star Rod has been fixed I’m here to fix it oh no it’s not been fixed I’m I I’m here to fix it I’m the God damn yeah you’re EP deep oo yeah I was about to say it’s 10 p.m. here so I
Was like morning time for you Ain It Anyway 3:00 a.m. BB be I mean well I will low you to sleep with my foolishness after I go feed my cats I have to go feed my cats I’ll be Back I’m back into this [Â __Â ] babies have been fed back at it again Mario is helping me search for the star pieces I need them to rebuild the road Lo star pieces the star pieces grant us grant our wishes unless we find all the star pieces and fix the Star Road we can kiss our dreams goodbye what what this is Dreadful news awful horrible isn’t It indeed for example say Bowser kidnpped you without the aidid of the Star Road you’d probably never be rescued actually that sounds pretty good to me let’s let’s forget about all these uh star things great Bowser then they can kiss your then you can kiss your precious keep goodbye huh
What let’s see if Mario can’t find the Stars Peach will be mine but I won’t get the to keep back but I won’t get to keep I won’t get my keep back unless Mario finds the star so if I on my keep back we need those star things but run that
Past me again run that past me Again just ignore that idiot I don’t think I could just I can take another world without wishes give me a doover chief we need to go and find those star pieces now princess you can’t be serious you’re not thinking of joining them are you this is sheer Madness you’re a
Princess what will people say I don’t give a [Â __Â ] I’m badass as [Â __Â ] all right you don’t know the [Â __Â ] Powers I got ho God damn things seem hopeless right now but like [Â __Â ] I’ll be I’ll be I’ll be doing it so what are we some kind of what Mario
RPG I’m sorry I I think I need to lie down in my room for a while move out the way [Â __Â ] boys Mario Malo Gino and Bowser you too good Luck boys now then thank you Mario the princess is back I now declare this date to be known forever as hey wait a minute you don’t suppose could could it have been this Smithy who attacked our kingdom I fear we have no choice to rejoice in fact Mario we must
Ask for yet another favor please on behalf of all of us you must defeat Smithy it is the only way we can can ever live in peace again Princess Princess Peach’s home safe but she is decided to stay in the Kingdom Happy Hunting Mario all right cool got that
Voice yeah yeah yeah upstairs upstairs good luck Mario the princess is back I humble myself before you it’s crazy that the quarters to the [Â __Â ] princess queen are not but Mario I don’t know who that is it’s Peach Mario she about to hit this y Mary Poppins I’ve done this Before please Mario take me along with you please don’t worry granny help me through this one so no one will ever notice that I’m gone let’s go find a star her proportions do scare me I mean everybody’s chibi but like hers are a little bit you
Know but I wonder could it be I have absolutely no idea do you Mario it ties like these what should we do what should we do we should ask Grandpa my grandpa should know okay then let’s do it just as I thought Peach joins the party again God damn she’s not chibi she’s
Chibi oh do I have to hey Grandpa have you heard anything about the star pieces well if it isn’t mow I have the latest news about falling stars in fact a large star has been sighted on Star Hill H it does seem likely that a star piece
Would fall there we should go explore Star Hill right away oh okay [Â __Â ] is that all we came here for is to just say go to Star Hill damn I mean like sure but whatever Star Hill it’s an actual asteroid Kingdom Hearts to marrymore talk to the flower and the Stargate will
Open the Star Hill ah a ah this is Star Hill wishes which were transformed at the Star Road Fall here but some wishes that haven’t been granted yet are falling because Smithy destroyed the Star Road the Frog Sage mentioned a star piece on this hill let’s see if we can can find
It wish I had some Cricket Jam I hope my baby’s C can’t wait to start a family I wish I W such a cry baby that one’s private why why do you think of sign spying on people’s wishes and [Â __Â ] come on come on our Quest is for the star pieces is important no one’s counting on us we got to hurry yeah sorry about that it’s just I’m
Embarrassed about my wish I didn’t know that was yours you ain’t even have to say that was yours I didn’t even know I a even not know I a even not know that [Â __Â ] all right let’s actually get into a fight real what the [Â __Â ] is that of course there’s a Resistance nice [Â __Â ] it up it up yeah I’ll get up is uh tanky actually we were swapping Malo out for peach because remember no more no more of your funny characters into the keyhole out of the Keyhole oh my God please stop stop running like that I’m going to need you to I’m going to need you to calm that run that Run Cycle down Brother yep uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh yeah the hunger owe for some food is this where prayers go to Die oh there’s the star Piece hey we got it that was very very easy a little too easy look at all my friends all my friends together getting a little purple Star so a star piece fell here after all where to next then I think there’s a place it’s called seaside’s Town up ahead I hear it’s very busy to Resort town so the people might know something let’s go see I’m so bad at voicing women you’ve come a long way but your
Journey is not over yet there are three more star pieces who who who who whoa who who is that a kraken some of the voices you do are better than mine doubt it I have a passable falsetto but it’s not what the [Â __Â ] why are you why are you
Blue this is the end you stay here for free thanks okay I don’t like that you’re watching me Gangi why does he stance up on the table truly truly a diabolical bastard you may not enter here this is the restricted area there is nothing of Interest here do not bother looking Inside into The in the middle of the ocean is a spry red ship you’ll find a I mean there’s a a pirate lives there his name is Jonathan Jones he isn’t very nice a star has fallen into the sea the pirate probably uh and probably I mean J Jonathan Jones probably has it he’s
Nasty have a good sleepies enjoy yourself if you want to enter the ocean jump into the whirl pools I have to find the Villager Elder in his house he’s the most respected One finally it took you long enough I’m the Elder of this Village I got my exalted to position in life by pleasing my superiors in bed which is something I do well a star piece has fallen into the ocean I need I need it for a c I need I need I need
It I need it for a certain reason don’t ask you must find it for Me you need the star piece hello there you’re Mario right you remember me we met at tadpole Pond well when I was still a tadpole I’ve graduated from the Frog Sage school and now I’m searching for a meaning of life it’s been a quiet around here almost Eerie something going on this probably
Doesn’t concern me but uh if you have uh any frog coins got need items to sell oh cool run from Battles earlier Times oh wow I need frog coins but good to know where the Frog store Is Do need to take my medicine since it’s 10 p.m. okay what’s over here though just an open area to the side of Town the sea oh the sea is underwater I see we’re fixing it again we’re fixing it again I already hear it him a been a while since some people came around here what you got midro Maples yada yada yada wamp glove handgun hurly glove sailor Dre Oh I got this the SI the ship shank the wow the ship sank into the Briney sea because of giant Swit attacked some people went to survey it but they never came back okay great item bad smell the [Â __Â ] does great item bad smell Me therapy me too uh okay I like how you did that yo did you just ye you just double yeed him and he ran away okay blooper didn’t die all right cool level up yeah Festa thank you super Fireball hell yeah thank you for your follow little boy level up
Shocker yeah we’re going to need you to get your power up too what’s in here nice nice froggy let’s save them let’s save the game and keep on moving baby keep on moving how you doing Gangi uh nothing I can do with this room I’ll fight You You’re terrified now once again nice wake up Gino you’re my DPS with speed I don’t know do I don’t I don’t want to go into the Vortex I’m on no water I’m on the edge of the water I’m on the edge of the water I’m underwater now hey what’s this
Read there’s a page from a travel log let’s take a look at it we’re done for a giant squid just held just got a hold of us the ship’s going down fast okay cool I’m here for It we’ve managed to trap the giant squid in the Treasure Cellar the treasure will sink with the ship but it sure it goes as it goes why are they all labeled Jay who’s Jay jokey what is these shy Ghouls did you just stretch your arms attack up Peach is a great healer nice I didn’t realize therapy also up your um what’s the name she is going to definitely need some more HP though your status that’s the word I was like dry bone I know you probably said to yourself
It’s just a pile of Dusty bones think again I’m dry Bones for Uncover the secrets of the six hints since they’re provided by different people they’ll be tough to solve maybe impossible There you Go yeah I’m [Â __Â ] What is with the weird ass pink nice three D oh Jeez Aha [Â __Â ] that was terrible the second Expedition teams Meo had two vowels Al so I found one all right what am I supposed to be looking for Exactly stanky Do you have a Mario doll that you use in your pocket that’s great dead man not walking no more hey wish they would double the XP of these What did I [Â __Â ] it Up that’s in the word Jesus that’s crazy I’m enjoying it I’m enjoying Super Mario RPG there we go it’s found on the bed of the ocean What you beat it already damn it’s been out a day gang I don’t even have okay I was about to say I got pikm juice For slap slap Yeah sixlet password with six hints pure water pure water Nice hey he leveled up get his tankiness up hey it’s good to see you just making sure give you a hint the password’s got something to do with the seat even if you don’t get all six of the obstacles you can try to De it though Pure water yeah Is okay what the [Â __Â ] is this somebody tell me I don’t want to I don’t want to have to go through all the [Â __Â ] I don’t want to have to go through all this [Â __Â ] it’s too much I got to Google things myself Jesus pearls no I didn’t oh my God it’s one of these oh I hate If you can pass me first that is oh it’s the Goddamn quick group hog Fire give yourself a bit of therapy PE they’re all weak to fire Terrorize make them tear teared make them Tire that’s one B Sher nice freebie Die nice round one mhm ah don’t [Â __Â ] oh my God I need Bowser to have more more than just this one Terror move cuz it’s not doing much nice we’re back in FP World nice There we go pull up ah ah King Caliari Aya come on man Ah he’s got a Resistance we give it to King Oh come on man pick them up juice I need to swap out right Now what what’s up Doodles nice is it dead swap with bow bow clown car barrage just got back home I’m tired yeah I would assume so death oh my life well his arms are dead boom that didn’t do a lot but yeah I bought too many charms oh is this your first day of uh
Ayc oh I was going to hit you up S cuz we had an extra pass for you to come through that’s crazy you didn’t say nothing to me I would have pulled up I would have pulled up y’all still got an extra pass cuz I’ll pull up but I assume you
Don’t SW only went for today no that makes sense Mhm How much does he have left 301 nah this dude’s Down oh Is dead Goes the Weasel two level UPS baby let’s go I’m going to need your magic up we’re going to need to start well rounding you you’re going to need to be Mage so I’m going to need your magic up both of y’all’s magic need to go up cuz
Both of y’all are not doing what you’re supposed to be doing why Peach look like she’s the only one trying to get down now you’re Right Lucky there we go go now I’m good oh my God that’s a bunch of floating pigs or some [Â __Â ] mid shroom hey Gino leveled up Gino whirl you know that helmet Cinder hasi he dropped it that’s crazy Apparently it’s fixable but the still does some battle damage yeah that [Â __Â ] sucks dude damn level ups level ups are all around baby epe deepy time okay of Course Damn Gino doesn’t need it Hey uhuh ah I see Bro there we go my timing is just so off right now dude This pisses me off you know what I mean cuz like why knowing full well I ain’t got no goddamn [Â __Â ] AOE that’s going to take out everybody and you put up five [Â __Â ] out here wasting my time dear RPG makers can y’all folks make death poses more unique no it takes work effort
They don’t got That sunken ship saved What-oh bro bro I keep hitting these perfectly bro bro no full well I’m doing it right don’t do that to me man Oh [Â __Â ] God damn Bro oh I can’t just oh that sucks oh that’s Thank God Jesus that took way too [Â __Â ] long 100 coins but I get it safety badge all right God damn it I thought we were uh thought we were good thought we were done we beat the B boss here though why is there more stuff happening what is
With these [Â __Â ] game creators and having puzzles stop that no one likes your puzzles I want you to know that I just like I want you to understand like it’s not this this slow moving in it’s I think it’s a water puzzle thing I think it’s a water puzzle thing I don’t think
Any game designer knows how to make water puzzles I I think they just they just lose it they just don’t understand soon as water is involved game developer doesn’t brain just stops they’re like but but but but now I have to make it boring or else it’s not a good
Game it’s the water level there’s no way I can make it like useful or good or anything no my point exactly because like why did I hit that like what was the point it’s honestly unnecessary unless they are giving me like 50 XP for every fight like I’m not supposed to be Here keeps giving me 7 XP like that does literally anything dear God oh okay now I got it we’re smart we’re smart safety ring ah a way out to water finally movement oh R what are you go what’s going on here who are you what you’re you’re looking for your
Star I’ll see your stars just let me kill them Bro w last one ran away like a little [Â __Â ] hey level up for the bowle boy poison gaze little bit of Magic on him stronger than you look better warn the upper dates oh [Â __Â ] Man this is so stupid just let me fight bro shut up if you ain’t going to [Â __Â ] scrap then shut up damn godamn bro it’s at that point of night where I got to just start saying scrap shut up here we go go I’ll take these because they’re actually giving me XP Malo up to Johnny’s Place I guess yes yep thank you sir oh big shark so you’re the the Mario not much to look at well this star fell into my sea so it’s mine if you want it you’ll have to fight for it ooh nice
Fork I know you’re not the shark by the way Let’s see what that does to everybody oh oh wow all right well shocker poisoned yep that’s the first time I’ve poisoned a [Â __Â ] boss what is your weakness fear poison and mute oh Wow get him a little fear too in a second Terrorize Miss get tough oh Mario can’t be kicked out that’s fine that Sucks my bad fellas how about how about it Mario Mario versus me want to mix it up no why would you say that you idiot are are you [Â __Â ] dumb are you stupid why would you do something so dumb pull out the Yoshi why would you ever fight alone you [Â __Â ] dumbass Wor I don’t know why this dude did This I hate I hate this video game honestly why would I why would why would you suggest a one-on-one is it because I hate this bro like I can’t even do anything this is the dumbest [Â __Â ] this has never happened why would you get rid of all of your teammates what is the
Point of getting rid of your teammates in a teammate’s it’s a RPG [Â __Â ] it’s in the name it’s Mario RPG what the [Â __Â ] this some arbitrary [Â __Â ] again this so dumb man it really is like why games made in 1996 just like people don’t deserve anything no happiness no Goodness He suggested a 1 V one because he doesn’t believe Mario is strong yeah he’s not that’s the point I wanted Bowser out here to be hitting his [Â __Â ] weaknesses so this could go faster like any RPG would any RPG bro like this does not make sense why would you put me in a
Place where it’s just going to take longer for this to happen or is it because you realized I was better at the game already and was already beating your ass and this would have been done faster and now you just wanted me to be arbitrarily bullshitting
Here not knowing when I’m going to be able to be finished with the damn thing because I can’t [Â __Â ] scan the [Â __Â ] to get his goddamn health so I’m pretty sure they’re just doubling his health for no [Â __Â ] reason and I have no [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] to use specials and you
Have no weaknesses to my special so I just got to [Â __Â ] keep smacking you with a goddamn thing for 10 damage each time time and it a do nothing it’s the dumbest [Â __Â ] ever oh oh you can just use your honey syrup and start doing it I
Have honey syrup that’s it [Â __Â ] it’s not going to do nothing like I swear to God this is the dumbest [Â __Â ] on the man can’t put all your eggs in one basket yeah that’s the point that’s what I’m saying they’re putting all my eggs in one
Basket the one thing I don’t do [Â __Â ] I’m a [Â __Â ] I work with everybody dog damn why the [Â __Â ] this could have been done 10 minutes ago literally I could have been done with this 10 minutes ago I don’t give a [Â __Â ] I literally do not give a [Â __Â ] give Gino his [Â __Â ]
Superpowers let’s go kill him kill him with [Â __Â ] fire kill him with actual fire kill him with actual fire why isn’t he dead why why haven’t I taken his little fork and stabbed it through his throat oh my God see they needed this game to be much more brutal than it is right now I need this man to have been murdered with a goddamn knife through his throat never to be seen again his body on the ground I want him to look like the end of [Â __Â ] jjk this
[Â __Â ] should not be alive I should where is my gun where is my gun man you better be happy I ain’t I ain’t able to light this G goddamn place on fire I swear to God i’ light it on fire I swear to God I’d light it on fire
I’d do it I light it all up you found the story we’re done but your journey ends here you are so gullible don’t you know who I am I’m speich a member of smithy’s gang shock it’s no wonder my impersonation of an ordinary person was Flawless your search
For the Stars was as worried uh whatever get serious back get Serious Get Serious get serious get serious start fighting me right the [Â __Â ] all right do I video games why are you giving me a choice if there is None if there is no choice why are you giving it to me I could quite literally shoot every single one of these people in the head and be done with it what is wrong with video games bro why aren’t people [Â __Â ] with the action no more you’re Mario [Â __Â ] Mario [Â __Â ]
Kill this dude with a gun with a [Â __Â ] foot with something murder it’s easy I do it all the time why does no one else [Â __Â ] think like me why is no one else about the action bro whatever come on you out here I
Don’t is it a are we a are we fighting [Â __Â ] yeah kill this dude kill this dude kill this dude kill him kill him find me a way to murder him oh my God hurry up oh finally the boss battle God damn been waiting for this for years it don’t take much
All right doesn’t do [Â __Â ] uh thought Peak what’s he weak to lightning got you wow that sucks uh that means you’re going to be out here doing quick therapy 48 Honey shocker that’s so [Â __Â ] fun Gangy Ah [Â __Â ] That let’s get that to Mario let’s go come on shocker I missed it again oh Great what is this dude’s Health again 950 Yoshi candy oh that’s so terrible how did you get killed already bro what’s up Apollo all right oh great I got nothing Yeah hope all is well I’ll be lurking for a bit okay do your thing Yaga bra 36 250 250ish oh there we go baby bingus dongus Dingus we did it yeah that was only 40 experience I’ll do it really oh it finally got me that was the first
Time it got me give my [Â __Â ] star back God damn it thank you yall make me go through the whole cut scene again Smithy is now in the race in the race for the SP pieces what horrible surprise my SC for Mario yeah sled key to Mario knowing you
It must have been a breeze making down spier by the way my parents say we saw a huge axe flying across the sky is probably one of smithy’s nasty friends get him pal well my gills will be fall failing me so uh drop in whenever your true mate Jonathan Johnny
Jones am I really your mate or what like I I don’t know hey guys you good yeah thanks so much crampon old dirty ass place get Out one Coin they really had the they have the dude has the nerve to give me one coin sorry I’m sto I stopped reading uh I don’t care uh star piece all right Cool they’re basically being like what the [Â __Â ] why are you doing this this way Sailor Shirt wow now this armor works at All the tickles will improve until morale improves the tickles will continue until morale improves hidden among the regular mushrooms special ones are real special shrooms you got a taste for them find out okay all right um I didn’t find him you would have d you sound like you’re lying to me all right
What ain’t no way there’s more [Â __Â ] in this place what are you talking about I I just I I released the [Â __Â ] there’s more y’all want to talk to me more what do you want let me go find the [Â __Â ] and do the thing damn
What what do you need oh my God why are you all why is what is up with RPGs and having [Â __Â ] talk to people just take me to the objective I want to talk to people let me do the fun part which is murder never
Talk not here for this [Â __Â ] just let me let me kill people impunity like there’s no there’s no cut scene happening what’s going on what do you want okay I don’t care wait whatever I’ll go to sleep what do you want is there is is there something
I’m supposed to do please tell me come on come on Mo go go go go go go go you don’t have to do this the entire time bro like literally it could be so instant I need RPGs in the modern day to have like an instant in instant like Poké
Stop level [Â __Â ] like I need the speed I’m not talking to everybody out here gangy like I need to I need somebody to point me in a direction like where am I supposed to be going what do you want what the [Â __Â ] is that how the [Â __Â ] am I supposed to get
There ain’t no way a no way there was a way up what the [Â __Â ] where did this come from oh my God bro I’m going to fight I’m going to fight I’m going to [Â __Â ] fight bro I’m going to [Â __Â ] fight I’m going to [Â __Â ] fight what the
Wow set me up for [Â __Â ] f failure I see nice yeah oh my [Â __Â ] Freddy fazbears why are things missing you’re wasting my time stop missing there’s zero reasons what star piece are we on 6 7 oh my God stop making me go through unnecessary battles they are literally
Unnecessary unless it is a boss battle it is unnecessary come on I don’t care There why not bro why is there a runaway option if it don’t work the one time I choose to run away let me just get the [Â __Â ] out bro let me go damn my [Â __Â ] don’t run away from [Â __Â ] it’s cuz y’all don’t let [Â __Â ] happen it’s supposed to not work that
Way it would be oh it wouldn’t be nice if it yeah it would it I don’t care I want things to work when I press button oh cool I’m I I don’t care where am I am I supposed to be going up here bro what what what what is
Happening why am I fighting again bro I don’t care I don’t need the I don’t need the help it’s not the help that I need it’s more I’m tired of them it’s more the game play you know what I mean not even the game play the
Game itself cuz it’s not a thing you can help with it’s not a game like it’s the fact that the video game is doing dumb things when I could just be in the next location continuing the story you know what I Mean like every 15 milliseconds I get knocked over or some dumb [Â __Â ] like that like this like that so much time wasting get up why must my time be Wasted I’m going to kill myself in Minecraft oh my God bro I don’t care I really don’t care I truly could get Le I could give less for [Â __Â ] I can give so many less [Â __Â ] so many less [Â __Â ] God thank you for getting me out of that area
Jesus I hate it in this part of the video game where they’re like well it’s time for you to start getting a bunch of enemies that are just near you for no [Â __Â ] Reason yeah if you’re going to do this give me AOE attacks that let me kill everything in one shot all right that’s how it works you want me to care about your fight give me AOE attacks on all of my characters not on one on all of them so
That at any point in time I can press one button and get done with a fight that’s the thing that’s what’s going going on you’re wasting my time and everybody else’s and by that I mean my time because I my time is the only one that matters honestly let’s be real I’m Out [Â __Â ] out of here let’s go hey what’s up Gamer I need five coins I don’t care bro it’s jumping what the [Â __Â ] I thought we were supposed to click on bro what the hell I hate this [Â __Â ] just go just [Â __Â ] am I over here for bro why did big man talk to me like in area all right where am I supposed to go I’m not going into the [Â __Â ] whirlpools gang I’m going into the definite areas where I know I’m supposed to be avoiding
Fights I’ll deal with the fights where I’m supposed to be dealing with the fights unless I have to deal with the Fights all right out of this way is this another [Â __Â ] puzzle that I’m not going to pay attention to oh great perfect I don’t have to fight him I don’t want to no don’t force me to fight the [Â __Â ] one in the what is this where is this the right
Place is this where I’m supposed to be going where’s the out Arrow no all right on to another one I guess uhhuh Gray four times that’s dumb why four times is it because so you can guarantee four dumb Mass fights because you don’t know how to BR boy boy Random Encounters are so stupid truly Random Encounters are so damn stupid bro get rid of them I really I really need y’all to start thinking of
Different ways to make video games cuz like Random Encounters ain’t helping nobody no Let’s Go oh great right they’re not weak to electricity even though they’re wearing metal the one thing that makes sense yeah cuz things making sense that’s not useful sure buddy fail more just just be more of a failure in every possible way like that’s it’s goddamn useful to me you know the most useful
Thing why why why is everything not dead already I hit you with five of them why why do you still stay alive I’m out God damn bro why you still Alive die just die thank you God frog coin is not worth that you’re joking Me kill me now just just [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] kill me get over here no no no no stop stop that [Â __Â ] stop that [Â __Â ] I quite literally walked over it stop that [Â __Â ] let me Fight where is he if this doesn’t kill him thank You I hope I’m not too overreactive I am and I don’t care I don’t care cuz like games of this era are just meant To is Can I [Â __Â ] be done now thank you Jesus oh no no oh there’s a whole another area yeah of course of course there’s a whole another [Â __Â ] area All right when is peach going to get some attacks What the [Â __Â ] was this shortcut wait wait wait no no I’m going to kill myself I I I I I just got through all this no I jumped over dog I jumped over it oh my God yes I can yes I can it’s quite literally walking backwards stop giving them a chance to exist they are literal insignificance stop giving them a chance to exist let me go why literally just [Â __Â ] let me go dog I don’t want to do this Fight The [Â __Â ] am I supposed to do here dog yes yes [Â __Â ] what oh my God make it more straightforward Dude like give an arrow put a [Â __Â ] thing make some effort to make it easier for people to understand how to do this [Â __Â ] without [Â __Â ] looking through a walkthr dog straight up is this the final battle for this [Â __Â ] or no let’s go I haven’t been in a [Â __Â ] City
Where I could buy [Â __Â ] let’s go let’s go what the [Â __Â ] okay what do you want from me oh my God what do I have to give this [Â __Â ] some [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] you want from me dude give me a keute [Â __Â ] what do you want tell it to
Me [Â __Â ] I got [Â __Â ] full ass ass autism you got to tell me exactly what you want from me bro I’m not going to figure it out what’s the key bro I guess I’m not supposed to be here the One Direction that the [Â __Â ] video
Game pushed me to I’m not supposed to be here I guess D ain’t no other [Â __Â ] Direction in the [Â __Â ] video game but I’m not supposed to be here literally sent me in a [Â __Â ] wild goose chase for no [Â __Â ] reason what am I here for what am I here
For why am I here what is there some [Â __Â ] over here what do you want from me bro like explain it to me right now dog what do you want where is it where am I Going Jane do you have any information on this damn [Â __Â ] uh uh [Â __Â ] cuz I don’t know what the [Â __Â ] I’m supposed to be doing in bom Temple cuz they have given me nothing yeah but it’s weird explain it just explain it or give me the [Â __Â ] walk through I don’t [Â __Â ] Care cuz they are not explaining a damn thing in this hit the statues face I did I hit all the statues faces is I hit it it activates this it gives me thing I’m not accepting visitors at a time I go over here I jump on the thing I go down it does
Nothing see this is this this is this is that [Â __Â ] 1996 [Â __Â ] I’m telling you about this is that 1996 [Â __Â ] I’m telling you about bro are you looking up the recent one or are you looking up the the old one [Â __Â ] do you mean God damn it’s the dumbest [Â __Â ] I’ve ever
Seen in my life bro that’s not even a puzzle I can’t even call that a puzzle that’s just [Â __Â ] that’s just withholding your [Â __Â ] information from your gamer well you’re supposed to read more so you understand no [Â __Â ] W Can’t block of course Why Oh yeah no keep making me go to sleep that’s the best place to be in this [Â __Â ] video game bro keep putting my [Â __Â ] characters to sleep I love it it’s the best mechanic especially when I have literally nothing I hate when video games make you forced to stay on [Â __Â ] like bullsh
[Â __Â ] like this bro what HSE you going to do shut your [Â __Â ] ass Up of course light bubble F Did I get to save right before this there’s a save button right oh don’t you start screaming in the hallway before I throw your seven pound ass out the goddamn window cat I swear to God I have fed you four times today it does not matter you are not that
Hungry I’m realizing now they want you to go through all this [Â __Â ] again if you want to go back and get items I’m not going back and getting items I don’t care where’s the [Â __Â ] thing that makes sure he can’t [Â __Â ] die whatever have no idea what that [Â __Â ] cloud
Is all right let’s go Yeah I know I know I know it’s never when it comes to the fights [Â __Â ] fights are easy fights are the place where I excel at because fights are easy it’s where I have to focus on Min maxing on getting items all the time or focusing on doing all their
Dumbass puzzles that are underd designed or focusing on doing their stupid mini games that they never [Â __Â ] thought of actually making right it’s all the stupid [Â __Â ] around the fights when it when it’s just strategy of having every item you need and you just have all the [Â __Â ] you got perfect
I’m good I got it it’s never like that though I hate it pisses me off it’s like one of the [Â __Â ] pissi things out of here bro Al I’ve been playing for a long time that means nothing to me playing for a long time does nothing Let’s go come on come on light bubble now everybody’s asleep Again 311 this is a win or still it actually do damage you know what I mean but it doesn’t do damage it pisses me off why does it not hit Right Whatever let’s go I need some op [Â __Â ] out here bro I need some truly overpowered mofos out Here welcome oh my goom Hilda what are you doing here Bowser it’s been ages hasn’t it sorry it’s awall she had little kids cute adorable whoopy [Â __Â ] do can I buy [Â __Â ] from you now can you shut the [Â __Â ] up up so I can purchase things I don’t care about your personal
Life like literally all right let’s go is this just Enemy enemy City or some [Â __Â ] traveler from afar welcome to monstro town where many monsters mingle I’m land lady Monster Mama uh I’m looking for for star yeah our star she’s upstairs so feel free to look for yourself no I mean the star the the actual Star that’s not what I’m talking about I mean an actual star last place is only left is up whatever so you want to go is you want to go there you’re on an open Bo SEC passage in the sky Bean Valley Cliff beyond the desert up there nice guy introduce someone and help
You paratroopers are they going to just what’s up guys oh they have so much person ality that I don’t give a [Â __Â ] about can we please get on with the [Â __Â ] you know take me to the place where I murder more people understood ma’am must stash out
The cff deeply deploy okay yep type formation lift off right Okay looking her up oh my gosh oh my Jagger bye I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care ah finally the world map where I want it to be what do you mean I have to go back here why are we back here at L end I do not know well going going and
Save here and end it because we have done this for a clean actual work shift and I think I’m done