Cyclists have announced they are breaking away from humanity and forming a new master race, with Jeremy Vine as their Supreme Overlord..
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28 Comments
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Pathetic!
Brilliant as always. Love the Easter egg joke of the Tim Vine picture.
I'd suggest cutting out the pause to read the script though. Perhaps hide the cut (if necessary) with a faked 'video glitch' frozen picture for half a second (it is meant to be a live broadcast).
Other than that I'm always amazed at the quality of your humour and production values. Keep up the great work.
Homo a sulla, genetically unable to see the colour red or distinguish between cycle lane, road and footpath.
0:44 is that spelled homo ass-hol la ? Nobody in the comments seems to have picked on that so perhaps I heard a joke that wasn’t there?
I have a feeling that I'm the only one who's grateful that the master race is going to be cyclists. Because for a while there it was looking like it was going to be the fascists and bigots. Especially with the rate the de Pfeffel Johnson, Rees-Smug, and the Elmo Musk specimens were breeding…
Phew! 😁
Cyclists be aware. You may be saving the planet and restoring habitats but your arse looks HUGE in lycra
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it
As His Excellency would say, why not, if you wheeled that much power. We've come full cycle.
Cycling is for these who can be bothered to do it, Come rain and shine
Rishi Sunak: be very scared
Jam Spavelin sounds like dick to me!😁
Also I loved the pregnant pause after you said "heaving cock & balls."🤣🤣🤣
There are so many people I would love to send this to but I don't have a way to, because I don't keep contact with those a-holes. And I myself ride a bike.
I am A Cyclist 😀 Look out you lot.
Using a picture of Tim Vine in place of HRH Jeremy Vine was a nice touch! Also the only time I've found Tim amusing.
I was once in the presence of one of these divine beings in Edinburgh. The divine being was brought low when he was referred to as a "paedo in a Speedo" by a group of migratory Scottish youth.
🚲 😂
I'm a cyclist and can confirm that, apart from a higher prevalence of red/green colourblindness, we are just better in every way.
Nice work guys.
Live talkin'. You guys are too much. Leavin' me lookin' like a dumbstruck fool.
Yes, I believe (in life after love)
That's the best news report this decade..! 10/10
All the best scarcasm has at least a grain of truth.
Jeremy Vine may be the Supreme Overlord, but Calvin Jones is – always was – our spiritual leader. Amen!
A brilliant parody! On a serious note, the arrogance of cyclists on the winding county lanes where I live is, indeed, akin to medieval royalty. Bow down and adore us as we ride two abreast offering you no chance of overtaking! Another treat is to charge through the village at an early hour of the weekend, nattering away one to the other at the top of their voices. But – hey – lycra gods don’t need to think about other people having a snooze, do they?
I have a Sinclair C5, does that make me Satan or the God of Gods?
It was only a matter of time before the justified exceptionalism of cyclists was rightly recognised 😂
fake news, in reality cyclists are too busy to accuse each other of doping to ever unite XD