The Dong That Lost Gold | The Official Podcast

I used to drink a caffeine pre work out drink before my overnight shift started. Shit would have me flyin through the aisles stocking shelves but those shaky jitters made me stop and go back to red bull or monster.

BRING DOUG BACK ON AS A GUEST

V pure is the best istg jackson needs to have it

Was Charlie forcing a show structure or something? This episode feels much more natural and funny.

What counts as a big dick. Like where does the line start

Anyway, when will Huggbees stream games?

People drinking them dont understand how caffeine works, so most of it is a placebo effect like waking up in the morning an drinking a energy drink does nothing

"ItS jUsT a ToY"

It's literally a .22 handgun tho

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I just opened the pink monster as they started talking about it wtf😂

Love you guys and never miss an episode, but I may be one of the outliers in your viewers, not sure. But I do support RFK JR over the other two candidates because I think the main tow fuckin' suck. and there's been a lot of attempts to make him look like a shithead. There are many things that have been debunked and there are news articles out there for every one. I guess I'll just list them here and i'll keep it as short as possible, only speaking on the things you guys did. For anyone who actually reads all this, thanks! lol

BRAIN WORM
RFK had a brain worm in 2010 (14 years ago) which he suspects was from eating not fully cooked pork – I couldn't find a single source anywhere that says how long he had the brain worm for, but I googled "how long before a human brain worm dies on its own" and I got "usually dies after 3 days, but can last several days." There's also no source out there that says the brain worm dies of starvation, just that they last roughly that long.

"The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) says an estimated 11% of the U.S. population, 6 years and older, has been infected with toxoplasmosis, an infection caused by a parasite called Toxoplasma gondii, which infects your brain. Globally, that number is as high as 60%." To me, it seems it's more common than people realize.

And adding to this, the mercury poisoning from fish, first result on google says different results can occur such as sensory, motor, neurological, skin, or breathing issues. Seems in 2022 only 30 people suffered symptoms from it, so this one is rare. Take from that what you will.

DEAD BEAR
In 2014 (10 years ago) 7am in New York he was driving to take him and a group falconing (hunting with a falcon, which sounds crazy to me) and the person driving the van in front of him struck a bear on the road. He said the bear was still in very good condition. He wanted to skin it and put the meat in his freezer. You can legally obtain a bear as roadkill in the state of NY with a bear tag for roadkill bears. He was already near the falconing location so he did that with the dead bear in back of his car. His intention was to bring it home after but had to meet either someone or a group for dinner in NYC that night. He'd realized the bear would go bad and stink up his car so by the time he reached the city, he felt he had to get rid of it. He put it next to a bicycle in a park hoping people would think it was a bicycle accident or something.

He decided to put the video on his X account because he heard that The New Yorker news company found out about it and was going to post a big story about it to shit on him, so he decided to post it first with the facts before they went ballistic on him. And since this incident was 4 years after the brain worm, no, the brain worm was not from the bear. And again, he did not strike the bear, the van in front of him did, also him as a hunter, I could imagine hunters of all people are likely to see roadkill, assess it and decide whether or not to take it home.

My personal opinion, him as an environmental activist I'd believe his intentions were pure not to let a killed bear go to waste and then the way his night went it just seemed like things didn't go how he had planned. I dunno. Definitely a weird story though i'll say that. Link to the full video below.
https://x.com/i/status/1820132549798347109

SEXUAL ALLEGATION WITH ELIZA COONEY
Eliza was a babysitter for RFK JR in 1999. She alleged that during that year he groped her hips, rib cage and breasts in the kitchen. No accusation of sex or sexual abuse. He did apologize to her in a private conversation but stated "I have no memory of this incident, and it doesn't sound in character for me. But human interactions are complicated, but if I did anything to hurt somebody I'm going to make amends for that." The interviewer said, "Do you ever think you'll have to apologize for something like this ever again?" and he stated "it's possible. I'm 70 years old and I had a very rambunctious life." Facebook link to interview clip below.
https://fb.watch/tXoE5-m26I/

RFK EATING "DOG"
In 2010 he visited Patagonia on the Futaleufu River in South America and in the picture he shown is of him eating goat. From what I could find in Google, it appears they do not eat dog in Patagonia. And in all the articles I could find, only one "professional" stated that that is in fact a dog. ONE person. Interesting.
He stated in an interview “There’s two things I wouldn’t eat. Well, three. I wouldn’t eat a human, I wouldn’t eat a monkey, and I wouldn’t eat a dog. I think I’d eat anything else, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do those things. So it is a goat and, and you are what you eat,” he added.

RFK DRUG HISTORY
RFK's grandfather died of heart attack in 1962, John F. Kenedy, his uncle was assassinated in 1963, RFK JR started doing heroin in 1968 when he was 15 years old following the assassination of his father Robert F Kennedy. (I kinda don't blame him after all that loss). I can't find an article or video saying what year he went clean but an article from this year where he states he's been clean for 40 years, so my guess is around 1984 when he quit drugs and alcohol.

For anyone who reads this TL;DR, thanks lol. I'll still vote for RFK JR because he seems just so much more intelligent than the other two candidates, and he seems to already have ideas in place how he will act if he wins.

Kaya the Conquerer has returned!

i neeeeeeed the full outro low fi song please release it