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watch oh you mate Jennifer B did the signal turn off no it wasn’t a signal my phone ran out of battery this is the phone I was recording on it’s R out of battery like hello lings thought was in um the phone just went dead I did attach the charger but I didn’t seem to do anything I think you know when I had the B Village earlier and knock me drink over I think I might have got some liquid in my charger it don’t seem to be charging my phone so I don’t know it’s just well I plugged it on charge doesn’t seem to be doing anything so I’m actually on my old iPhone in a minute so it might look a little bit different maybe some liquid’s got in the charger or something don’t know but this phone’s quite long battery as well but it just felt like a bit of abrupt ending I think I’ve got enough battery to finish off my beer sort of thing you know yeah I don’t know why it’s not charging weird try again I didn’t even manage to get it powered back on even though it’s connected to the charger so maybe we got a bit of beer in there oh that’s annoying don’t pick on bday be monster pets bam be nice phone is that a Google 8 yes uh Google uh Google 8 pixel Pro I got it cuz I do my reviews L on the phone and I wented the one with the best camera apparently it’s got the best camera just comes up that there’s a battery sign there but it’s it’s not turning on again only had it about a month [ __ ] hell I think it’s I think it must be doing the P spillage that’s what I’m guessing sto me charger working I have to have a look at after but I’m back on the old iPhone for now uh R go no don’t occupational hazard of being a beard boy bottom of your phone prob needs a good clean probably even though I’ve not had it long that’s a good idea or not we did go to the beach last week and sand is a right [ __ ] for getting in holes in it might be that I hope it ain’t [ __ ] broke anyway cuz I got a four-year contract on it and I’m still not paid for the phone that I’m talking to you on now cuz that is a fouryear contract as well it’s still got another year on it so I’m paying for two phones in a minute it’s car Ling the support Michael’s loogan what happened Android letter and perfect if you don’t clean it there’s a gadget cleaner that comes with a brush it’s like fre quid on Sheen oh cheers mate yeah I don’t know I don’t know if be got into the charger I could first point of call is probably to try a new charger and uh cuz that don’t work s take it from there you know I’m not going to be on for long I’m just finish this beer and I’m gone but I just felt a bit rude to just sort of leave without saying goodbye so to speak no it’s not a sand from the beach it’s the sand fish SPM water you drunk da far as dearest U my phone went Al my phone was going low so I plugged the charger in and it didn’t it’s not charging up the phone I don’t know what’s not going on but it’s well I did have a beer spillage I don’t know if it got in the charger just [ __ ] the charger of the port needs cleaning but my phone my phone’s not charging so I’m on my iPhone luckily well that makes that squeaky noise if you use the front cameras the front camera is still good but it’s the back camera is [ __ ] so I just chucked the old iPhone on just CU I wanted to say goodbye and finish me beer I forgot the Sandy [ __ ] juice what a man them Jer hello mate live again I like it what’s your views on Stella Belgium import P can 5% AB yeah the Belgium import uh sometimes it’s not Belgium sometimes it’s that a lot of them five% stellers are actually brw in Germany but they’re way better than the stuff we get over here read the can a lot of them are broed in January uh January Germany uh the following in the Euros I been watching the Euros yeah mate you been watching it mate uh fin cesh I was waiting in the other room you had like two lives open was it so off lad take care mate catch up soon y off in a minute anyway I just wanted to come back to finy beer and just not like leave so abruptly uh you may have forgotten but my dad hasn’t the [ __ ] [ __ ] juice is a wet dream for the be a monster she’s a [ __ ] ain’t she Jonathan the local shop still them by me so much better than UK brw bollocks right Jamie is C yeah I might have to connect the charger to my laptop or the wire to my laptop cuz I think the beer might have got in the um charger sorry [ __ ] hell we’ve done that Jesus it don’t want to [ __ ] charge up in a minute okay more tomorrow that’s quite a stressful only had the phone for about a month uh and I’ll pay you10 if if you drink another shot of [ __ ] juice no not a chance mate no way sorry mate but no way if anything I’ll sold myself at cheaply for 50 Quid last time that was [ __ ] rank believe it or not I don’t carry I don’t have any cockle juice on me anyway the screen Frozen before your live it’s back on now Raina I think Jennifer has been trying train your daughter with the insults ad cheap Canadian beer I found you Hy yeah it just my phone died even though I PL the charger in I think the be billly is [ __ ] the charger or there’s something wrong with the the hole on my phone which is very annoying CU only a month old I was gagging watching it yeah was disgusting wasn’t it no I train Jennifer Jonathan Humphrey I agree pops get much better quality but as be monster said may we brood in Germany but not complain comp complaining UK brw anything needs to be in the bin yeah oh we’re about to go people so you got any last questions get him in there cuz I’m going to room five it is a Monday for Christ’s sake what’s the time oh it actually tells me the time while I’m uh streaming on the iPhone doesn’t do that on the Android is the quality actually better on the front camera on your iPhone Perhaps it is I feel like it is but I think the back the back side the the other cameras on the Google ones better questions about what like other planets whatever you like mate just saying I’m get very soon be wants the help I have five drinks left do I drink or do I sleep save them for the next one mate save them for the next one or maybe just have one or two uh at be monsters pet burm good work you like Moretti J Moret is um an Italian beer but the Moretti you get over here is brewed in the UK some uh using Burton IED water water from Burton on Trent and it’s rough it’s not it’s not the um it’s not the same stuff lies you are here chug the rest of be how you doing mate good to see you bud good to see you thanks for coming remember as well and uh he’s been watching the old beer reviews and he’s been actually giv super fakes on the beer reviews so big up it’s hard to pronounce mate I’m going to put you but Li y Le oil thank you for the support mate I’ll save them for the next session on here deal I thought he said dear then very endearing babyon I and I I ex movement of your peepi RAR and wizard you know what F my pit I was going to say that myself be bring me to it get some sleep mate yeah I’m Mak this and I’m off the kit go I just uh didn’t want to leave that that’s that’s why I normally get at the P but what have to stop now yeah it’s um there’s not a good a lot of good options in the pubs unfortunately some cuz a lot of the beers are like stuff like madery it’s says it’s a Spanish beer but it’s not it’s not a Spanish beer does it’s never existed in Spain it’s just a fake sand in Spanish beard is broing UK same as Cruz Campo there is a Cruz Campo in Spain but it’s completely different our version is a fake crap Stella’s brewed in the UK Fosters is broed in the UK carin’s brw in the UK cronenberg’s brw in the UK uh yeah it’s they’re taking the piss out of us boy hello hello sis dear my dear sweet dreams buds be hello brother Dearest the future generation will be the Sons and Daughters of the most high gyas theeran going to have to change my name now to evolved beer monster sperm or [Laughter] something I think a great one for you uh it’s a family affair now I’m on it Jonathan Humphrey be you deserve a lot of credit for what you giving us followers we are watching you for a reason whether it’s 10 or 100 of us you’re making an impact to keep it up thank you mate that’s a really kind comment thank you Jonathan I appreciate that mate how about beer monsters fastest swimmer you can tell they come out of my nuts can’t you [Laughter] Jesus P monsters first winner the original swimmer first of the goal line Jake Williams be monsters naughty bit oh oh God it’s only half it’s only half 12 I love number off pretty much could one I do last at 12 but the Bild misses is one it’s like get out of my PB and you have all made the effort to come back to this stream I’ve got I still got 30% battery on your iPhone I tried up about a week ago but we haven’t been using it it just lasts is it OG sperm that’s a good that’s a good one actually OG sperm OG sperm the OG swimmer that’s a good one as well you didn’t do nothing wrong Jake just sometimes you doesn’t like things you say no nobody blocked that or anything that’s YouTube that was that was YouTube retracted the message um lizy youy I hope tonight you can make some real beer but may going to need beer for that oh that’s really disappointing disappointed you mate sorry it felt like it was going to be a big one but it’s quite pathetic wasn’t it bers pet SPM yeah I struggled finding the egg bro it’s a bit naughty [ __ ] hell OG sperm brilliant make sure sure you can call him yeah not you’re not Jake anymore oh jeez SP the original swimmer that’s another one the original swimmer what’s up boy the original s well I’m off anyway why you L six good night son love you boy take care son I we have a good day at work tomorrow boy I’ll cat you soon and making any excuse for beer I’ve only have half that half looks a bit lonely in a pint glass B I’m go I’ll go to one I’ll go to one be monster may ask your favorite Blonde Owl oh that’s a good question Jonathan nothing’s really coming to mind as a stand out what’s your favorite Jonathan good night ad and family good night Cole or you just saying good night to me boy beer monsters pets bur so now Jade is gone Jake Jade we’re gonna talk Jennifer our real dad Jennifer’s not been on tonight lo you you can make better I trust you at the end of the beer yeah it was a bit yeah it was okay but it was a bit unsatisfactory it was it was okay but it just weren’t good was it the goat wants a [Laughter] sperm [ __ ] chat nuts bunch of nuts B what I can’t go without finishing your drink I can’t go without finishing I want to finish my drink Jesus I was just saying byebye to I think um my boy Jake left because he’s got work tomorrow it doesn’t live for me by the way both both of my pet sperms in the chat don’t live for me they’re like the uh kids from previous shaging spell or or like you know um such a br I’ve I’ve got quite a few baby Ms of my lot what you say they’re siblings but they half of the siblings but they’re not leisa’s kids but and but I’ve got different mes as well beer monster has spreading his seed about throughout the year should we say uh I live in the cage in the garden I like ho Garden sorry spelling mistake but to be honest all blonds are great apart from left who come English BR joke yeah that’s not good now Jonathan if you get yourself one of these bad boys perfect Drive machine you get a 6.6% Belgian brood left on there um I’m not bucking get paid by him or nothing I’m just telling you cuz he’s a good machine and you get a lot of German and beers and stuff like giraff beers spaten German Brew Becks hacker back uh Hof brow uh sorry lone brow uh jle pills hassle Roa St on field there’s a lot of good beers in the machine basically the beer monster is a little [ __ ] oh beer monster pets burm you’re [Laughter] brilliant well thank you I do try call hadam had the nickname fertilizer spreader one too many walks of shame to ripped fishnet seals in she just on to wind me up literally that’s a job title it seems I mean her name’s be monson’s pet sperm it sounds like a troll doesn’t it but that is actually my daughter and she is a [Laughter] troll love you darling really look forward to seeing you next week if you out for it she terrorizes my perfect draft though she’s definitely got my jeans should we say she can definitely [ __ ] tuck away a few pints Poor Dad can’t afford to keep feeding the perfect driver sh might have to just get some light German beers for my margain or something to be hon I’ve been looking at the perfect draft your reviews have been really similar to my PP draft have toest yeah if you like a really good beer it’s worth it and the kegs are not as deer as they seem cuz they collect the kegs from your house and you get5 back for each one you buy and a couple of quid each time you order one going to get more pics of you when you sleep don’t go too far darling because I got lots of embarrassing baby pictures of you don’t make me go on the old um what’s it called uh streamyard where I can like show people pictures of you as a baby this is being want’s pet sperm this is breastfeeding the beer out of my tit no she’s not the one doing Judo uh sky and Jake the two was Ino they my eldest kids she’s 17 Jake’s 19 and I’ve got like uh different M should we say now of a new family so it’s been like kind of spread about a bit should we say uh the the new generation are all doing Judo uh Sky tried it for a bit but she didn’t really like it um they lot I doing the Judo all all the uh five no well there’s five that live with me four of them is doing Judo the one that’s two is not old enough yet but as soon as he’s old enough he’s going to be doing it as well Callum though he’s he’s an absolute [ __ ] beast Callum is J though that’s Lea do s b and drinking that’s not just Lea all the other ones do look forward to Friday Night Live I don’t know if I’m going to be on Friday Michael to be honest I might it’s a bit of a touchy subject to me cuz I keep getting carried away if I come on Friday I’m going to have to be a good girl should we say because I keep doing like 3 or 4:00 in the mornings and and it’s causing arguments between me in the mes and I’ve got to put me family first you know what I mean it’s not right she’s right like if I’m getting up at like 3:00 on a Saturday Saturday the kids are off school want to do stuff as a family so I need to do a cut off point I can do Fridays if I can be sensible but everybody eggs me on that’s a problem and then just I’ve just got to learn to just say no [ __ ] off Arena Bel one sorry ring the bell at 12 I’m Gone by one that’s my kind of like thing I got to stick to ring the bell at 12 gone by one cuz yeah I’ve got a family you know I love to being the be I love doing the lives but I got put my family first you know what I mean and sometimes I’ve got a bit carried away and that’s when the arguments come if I stick to the sort of ring the bell at 12 and I’m Gone by one then it’s cushy so I’ve just got to stick to it and it’s I think that’s fair I really do think that’s fair but sometimes you just get carried away when you v a few don’t you and I’ve got to learn to just be stronger and not bow down to the peer pressure I thought you was going I am very soon from G by one and that’s exactly why I don’t like you come around on Friday nights cuz my daughter’s the worst dad I’m coming around Friday or Saturday well if you come around on Friday I probably better you come around Saturday I reckon go get him be want his pet bur right i’ catch you s brother take care from another more LED B big up sleep well brother uh Jonathan that’s what I think is so unique with you be mon so you just say how it is I can relate to uh guess many more yeah I’ll try to be honest I’m not I’m far from perfect but I’m honest I’d rather just be honest cuz you know no one’s [ __ ] perfect are they just honest honesty is key and I try to put that into all my kids as well like if you’re [ __ ] up just don’t lie to me the one thing I hate is I don’t like being lied to just be [ __ ] honest just whether you’ve done something right or wrong or whether people going to like it or not like it just be honest it’s true he’s got a bucket of simister feed yeah if you’re cting stepchildren in real children I’ve got eight kids and uh like the stepchildren’s father’s no longer around so I’ll count them as my own kids if you know what I mean so that’s a lot to take on um I’ve not got eight biological kids but the Step the step kid’s dad is not here anymore so there what I’ve got you know I’ll be a good boy not exactly the same as me it honestly goes a long way won’t be lied to yeah I’d if my kidss out really bad I’ll just be honest if you don’t like what I get up to cuz kids get up to are [ __ ] up [ __ ] especially you being moners pets bur you’d rather known than not know I’d rather have that honest relationship and even if you don’t know what they’re doing you respect the fact that they’re tell telling the truth and I hate I hate bullshitter is you’re definitely not [ __ ] sane yeah it young one that’s thing with sometimes when you’re mad at your kid for do say naughty you got to think they’re 15 16 17 whatever age and you remember when you’re that age and you think what you got up to and you think I’m a bit of a hypocrite sometimes you just got to realize they’re young they’re having fun and can you really tell him off for doing [ __ ] that he used to do oh Jesus yeah I sure you are you come from my testicles so your princess Jesus skip Co I can tell you a good Observer we are for be monster at this time the guys are [ __ ] brilliant difficult I’m a little top up in there but as soon as as soon as the CL strikes one BM1 start is off Adam should I say but you got you guys are [ __ ] brilliant man honestly I love these lives I like doing the reviews as well I wish they got a few more views but you they don’t do bad I don’t do bad I hoping in time you know it’s for me it’s it’s a building process you know I’m enjo what I’m doing I’m hoping the channel grows slowly but he growing you know what I mean and I’m getting that at a minute I’m really happy about it’s going and one thing that pleases me the most is the great community of people we get on our lives if we can keep building that community and getting more and more great people filtering through the [ __ ] I think we’ve got something really good going on the phone and now the new phone is sticky don’t problems with my new phone it’s charging if this if this is broke I’m going to be [ __ ] fuming cuz I’ve literally just got this out on a 4ye contract it’s not not charging in a minute hopefully it’s just a wire or some [ __ ] sand or something in the pool when we went to the beach the other day Skip SC it’s just not [ __ ] charging and I can’t do the beer reviews on this iPhone cuz the front camera is [ __ ] so the back camera is [ __ ] so if this don’t charge and you don’t see any reviews for a very long time you know why I hope they’ll get I’m pretty sure I get some weird most just watch the lives but I love them so it contributes in some way to the growth of the channel yeah of course yeah yeah life seems to be like a a thing that everybody really enjoys like even on today’s video like half the comments were are you going live tonight and it’s like wow don’t even watched the review it’s just like are you going live tonight anything is are Liv they’ll get the monetized so it’s literally very relyant on super chats cuz where I’m drinking and that we’ll say stuff and that and YouTube like oh yeah not going to pay you for the video cuz you’ve said something naughty which happens every time I go live that’s very reliant on to support super chats but it same time you don’t want to ask you know what I mean but it’s like people like their lives that’s what’s going to keep them carrying on going if that make sense CU don’t have that problem with a be reviews but then not that many people watch the be reviews that’s a but any though I just I just do it for you know bit of fun but eventually I hope to kind of build something where I can’t work in that I’m hoping to make something from this channel do you know what I mean and just building a good community of people at the same time just community in they should wear titty tattos on the review it’s enough trading well what should I do for the 3K special cuz the way things are going that’s going to be coming up sooner than I expected titty tassel 3K special what can I do after the 3K special I’m not going to do anything to 5K I feel like one two and 3K of big milestones and then the next one’s five I don’t know what I’m going to do for the 3K special te tassles [ __ ] sake T oh God God I can imagine it’s be mon 4:00 wiggle wi wiggle nothing that [ __ ] surprised me about YouTube some of the [ __ ] you can put on there like I put a lot of effort into my beer reviews a lot of effort I really try my best and I don’t get that many views but yesterday I was Ring freaking father-in-law’s ass ring their ebikes it’s a 9sec clip of me just riding a bike with showing a bit of bum crack and last time I looked just before I went live again it’s got like 5,000 views just a Fatman riding an ebike it’s like it’s it’s demoralizing in a sense you know the content that I put a lot of effort into people don’t [ __ ] watch it as that as much it’s it’s weird I don’t know but I I’ll just do it cuz I enjoy doing it you know what I mean have to just one chug video on your channel it’s going to beig I’ve already done a chug video it’s going to be a good add more chug videos on your channel right need 100,000 subscribers I don’t think i’ ever get 100,000 subscribers man I think I’ll be dead by the time I get that LE on you never know though de you never know but surprised I know my Channel’s been going two years now I’ve been doing b reviews for two years and they got like 2000 something can’t remember me phone [ __ ] turn on um so yeah I don’t think I don’t think the uh what was it 100 thousands coming in time soon Jonathan Humphrey thank you oh mate very kind of you um Jon Humphrey sends a 9.99 Super Chat that super generous of you mate bash sh out buddy bash thank you very much mate you’re a nice guy being monster never change that is so kind and such a lovely comment mate thank you very much I really appreciate that bud what a legend nice one Jonathan humre says Cole I will give him a hug for your call B yeah man that’s that’s really [ __ ] kind of you thank you so much I’m going to light that there we go super kind mate I really appreciate your support honestly the um the support’s been [ __ ] overwhelming there super kind of you mate big out mate big shout out to Jonathan Humphrey oh guy Co I brought be once P FM wish I hugged my dad more oh being sof now but yeah it’s true we want a big big hug from our kids as we told that we’re loved and it’s just I’m guessing by that comment your that is no longer here so if that is the case um rest in peace to your dad mate hope I’m not wrong but um I know what you mean mate it’s the worst thing ever losing a parent I tried I tried to be Cole I Tred to be me and be moners pets ver robs and down should we say but we made things up recently and we’ve been getting on well so it’s it’s really really good times at a minute it’s horrible when you fall out one of your kids but it’s all good now that’s the most important thing you know I said I said to her like when we met up after fall now I like I’m your dad I’ll never stop loving you if we fall out or not it’s just one of them things that’s built into you as a mom or a dad in it your kids are your kids and you might have arguments and that but you never stop loving no matter what they do no matter how bad it is even if they for me even if my kids ended up in ja or whatever I’ll be there no matter what it’s not unpure unconditional love for my kids whe you agree with the decisions they make in Life or not and you know your kids in Ni thank you for the likes on that Super Chat as well people appreciate that and thank you again mate that’s very very kind of you that’s a a very nice way to end the stream I think I’m still going to finish me Pine got another three minutes but that is a very nice way of ending the stream thank you very much mate bsh uh even when they terrorize you to strangers yeah exactly I still love you even though you you’re probably the biggest [ __ ] troll in the chat you w my daughter You’ probably get kicked by [Laughter] everyone and you might even have been kicked a few times of people that don’t some of the ons that don’t know but don’t be offended by it they’re already looking out for me thinking you’re a troll and they’re right you’re a troll but you just happen to be my daughter no you didn’t at all mate you didn’t at all this this live stream is not about that mate we’re all here for each other my Dad’s here but it doesn’t oh right yeah it doesn’t want anything to do it yeah you tried reaching out to your dad cuz sometimes sometimes you might think he don’t want anything to do with you but I don’t know the situation it’s hard to say in it yeah just maybe chat to him sometimes he might that people might care more than you think but they’re not very good at showing they care and sometimes I’ve been guilty of that as well L control go to bed yeah I’m about to go to bed as well Michael go to bed night talk to you Friday hopefully you do don’t stop do that thank you Michael feel guilty for a uh yes uh sounds like a quite complex one Cole me I’m about to go but if you want to chat about it another time I’m more than happy to uh to hear what’s going on mate it’s um I hope you’re okay mate there a lot of people going for a lot of stuff and I like that people like could feel they can talk about these sort of things in the chat cuz we all got [ __ ] going on in life Ain it it’s sometimes having a virtual piss up we have a few beers and we talk about things and we we’re there for each other that’s one thing I like about about these live streams trying to be a good Gil and go to part get some sleep yeah but I’m going to Nick this last bit cheers to everybody that’s joined the stream thanks everybody is join participating in the chat there’s anybody who’s watching there not chatted thank you to you guys as well thank you for your generous super chats tonight people on on this live stream and the one before when phone died and hopefully I can sort out God uh it’s another stress in my mind but until the next one people bye-bye Darlings B time to go to bed go to bed U good night Adam sleep well good night his little spams what want the groupies good night everyone thank you for a great stream that’s pathetic again I’m sorry mate I know you love the burps but I can’t do like a fake one it’s like if it’s not there it’s not there know this spattern that I’ve been drinking doesn’t have a nucleated glass so it’s not that carbonated is quite a flat logger which doesn’t help I try my best mate what can I say but thank you everybody for joining good night mate thanks for live see you soon guys see you soon J good night everyone says Carle good night people love you all take care byebye Lings get out of my Pub you SLS not really a PB but feel like say it take care people