England vs Slovakia! Live Euro 2024 watchalong with Mark Goldbridge. Will England progress to the quarter-finals?…Let us know your score predictions in the live chat!
football it’s time for England it’s time to get excited which is something we haven’t been in this Euros yet I still haven’t listened to bedil and Skinner Three Lions I still haven’t listened to vindaloo and I haven’t listened to World in motion either but maybe today after this game I might get the inclination to get on YouTube and find those songs and start to feel a little bit hopeful and excited because we certainly haven’t felt like that yet in fact I would say that Gareth Southgate tactics in a crisis are pretty much similar to when the Titanic was sinking and Gareth would run around rearranging the deck chairs pointless useless and boring and that is what he has done again today in my opinion I think the team news will be sufficient to beat the slovakians today I think that that team on my left will be good enough to beat them but it’s not the right team is it it’s it’s not the right team I think we all know it’s not the right team and I think it it’s reminiscent again of what Gareth Southgate is all about he’s he’s boring he’s boring he’s boring and he is boring but what will probably happen today is in my opinion is this is a buy to the quarterfinals we will win this game because that team is good enough to beat Slovakia but is that team balanced enough to beat France Switzerland Austria the Netherlands Germany or whoever we’re going to have to beat to lift a piece of silverware and I think that’s the disappointment this is game four and he is making one change per game sticking with his guns he he believes that that front four will will work and they’re all individually brilliant foden Kane Bellingham sacka brilliant players but I just don’t think it balance I don’t think it works I really really don’t I think it even if it works today I don’t think it works against a good team I think if you play that against a really good team like Spain they will absolutely tear you apart but he he is blind to it he will not change it um so look I’m very happy that Kobe Mayu is playing I think he will bring something to the balance to the Midfield um and the defense has done reasonably well but I think there were opportunities I think there were opportunities out there today to do something a little bit different but let me know what your thoughts are in the chat um I’m you know I’m very very confident as I said Slovakia who are you you know I don’t know a lot about them I’m not being ignorant I know deaa plays in goal woohoo wow you know scr remember when he was good you know I think they are a team that we should be beating and if we did lose this game it would be absolutely embarrassing but I want to be positive today I want these players to deliver I don’t blame the players I I really don’t in in this entirety of this tournament I don’t blame the players but you know what I think we’ll win I think we will win I’d love us to be two or three nil up in the second half get Luke Shaw on get Cole Palmer on uh make make some subs um he still won’t pick him next game but I you know you just got to keep banging on the door like Kobe Mayu has um and um I mean somebody said what would you what would you what would you do Mark I mean simple for me um you don’t play foden or Bellingham you just don’t do that one of them goes to the bench um I think Harry Kane is on borrowed time I I probably would have started him but but I look I I was at um seb’s presentation thing yesterday it was lots of people there football people we were talking about England and I said you know what football isn’t football is about balance a lot of the time and if you had Anthony Gordon on the left and you had Ole Watkins up front I think whoever’s playing at number 10 and sacka will find it easier with a striker that wants to get him behind and a left Winger that wants to be a left Winger um I I I think football is about B you know if you if you if you were going to play in the world fide tournament yeah and um let’s say France five aside team they go Manon in goal they go salbra and kante and then they go mbappe and Griezmann it’s balanced there’s good players missing out but it’s balanced you get the feeling Southgate would go Harry Kane Rush goalkeeper Bellingham foden sacka and rice and just completely imbalance the fact that and I think that’s a good good example Southgate just wants to throw all his good players in and he’s at the sacrif at the sacrifice of balance and it will work today because we’ve basically been given a very easy game like a very easy game we like Portugal you know Slovenia is a very straightforward game for Portugal and I’m not disrespecting Slovenia and Slovakia although I am but what I’m saying is we are a Powerhouse compared to them so it’s a very straightforward game for us you know I I imagine if we win this game 2- n or 3-0 people will say well I’d expect that um I saw something actually was quite interesting uh make your own mind up about this get your comments in thoughts on Portugal versus Slovenia rematch is the golden sloth well as I said I think it’s quite straightforward for them uh United 123 says if Mayu plays how we know he can for the tournament will he get the same hype as Bellingham he’s younger than bellingham’s tournament debut does he deserve it look United one two three thanks for the Super Chat by the way first one of the show Legend um I think that when you look at that England front six Declan rice Mayu Bellingham saaka foden Kane I mean names wise oh my God it’s it’s a sky full of stars in the words of Coldplay and weren’t Coldplay brilliant last night oh unbelievable but it’s it’s a side Full of Stars it really is that front six name you know Phil foden’s brilliant bellingham’s brilliant saaka is brilliant Kane’s brilliant mayu’s been brilliant for Man United and Dam R is a brilliant holding midfielder it’s a brilliant brilliant front six but most people who watch football Now understand balance and system it’s why teams like Brighton have boxed above their weight for years because they come against the top teams with a balance and a system that can counteract just throwing all your best players on the pitch and it will work occasionally it gets us through the group stages but when it when it when it gets The Knockout tournament I think the teams that are balanced will win it I can say one thing there was more excitement in five Formula 1 laps than there will be in 90 minutes of England says Liam let’s hope not Portugal versus England finals is the golden SL but look I wanted to just talk about this very very quickly um I think Southgate is a very very very lucky man ma manager I think he’s very very lucky I’ve said this before he shouldn’t be in a job um the Press uh have facilitated him um and protected him in a way that no England manager ever been protected but I was going through the last four tournaments and look make your own mind upon this I’m just going to read it out to you okay so 2018 World Cup group stage Panama Tunisia Belgium we got six points we actually lost one of those games GES knockout stage Colombia won on penalties Sweden 2-0 Croatia knocked us out so basically quite an easy group Colombia we needed penalties Sweden we beat 2-0 and Croatia knocked us out you know not not not not world powerhouses not what like what Germany and Spain are going to have to do to get to the final on the other side of the draw um in the Euros we played obviously a home tournament we drew with Scotland um and in the group stage we had Czech Republic and Croatia we got seven points we then played Germany at Wembley 2-n win but as we all know there was a moment in that game where Muller missed a chance and Greta nearly got a red card against eckan rice but Kyle Walker was luckily running past him but we beat Germany 2-nil we beat Ukraine 4-0 we beat Denmark at Wembley in the semi-final after extra time and then we lost to Italy again Germany weren’t that good I don’t think that was an amazingly difficult run to the final and we messed that up and then the world cup um in um Qatar the group was Iran USA and Wales seven points we did draw against USA and then it was Sagal who were crap who we beat 3-0 and then France knocked us out um and then in this this Euros it’s Denmark Serbia Slovenia we took five points from nine and we’ve got Slovakia he’s had in four four tournaments I think he’s had an amazing amount of fixtures um an amazing amount of fixtures and I think that you know bar Germany in the euros and that was at Wembley I don’t I just don’t think there’s been that many difficult games but look make your own mind up about that people might say why why have you read those out to us because basically across four major tournaments with Gareth Southgate I can’t think of one good game I can’t see one game where I went oh that was good um Pickford injured apparently we’ll just wait and see what’s happening there they’re not making a big deal of it on ITV uh Laura Woods is smiling in fact so I don’t know what that’s all about but um yeah we’ve had four major tournaments and in all those games and in all those knockout games of which there’s got to be over 20 how many games did we actually play well I thought Ukraine in the Euros away from home in that quarterfinal was quite good 4-0 um but yeah hardly any good games so people craving these good performances I suppose they might not happen um hessen says although it didn’t go well yesterday I still have faith in you could you choose another anytime goal scorer to put a Fiverr on uh you two chat says hessen I’m going Harry Kane today I mean I know it’s obvious but I think Harry Kane scores today um yeah and um yeah I think I think Harry Kane will score today you want somebody a bit left field I will say a quite fancy sacka today actually sacker or foden I fancy one of those to score how was cold play Mark oh just just brilliant who doesn’t like Cold Play I I I think I know I know some people say it’s a bit I just think some of their music’s brilliant especially in in that sort of an arena um Portugal versus England final thanks for the super chats by the way please do subscribe to the channel we’re at 1.19 and we’re on our road to to uh 1.2 million before the end of the Euros which was the aim we set at the start so fantastic everybody’s getting involved make sure you click that share button if you’ve already subscribed and get involved with that’s football everybody is welcome um let’s have a quick look at the uh Slovakian team obviously that’s who we’re playing today um and look I don’t think there’s a lot of respect for them um I was trying to have a look at some of the Slovakian results over the last sort of 12 months and um it doesn’t make for anything to write home about if I’m being completely honest obviously they beat Belgium in the Euros uh and they lost to Ukraine and they drew with Romania so their pedigree is not that great but in previous games they beat Wales and San Mourinho but they’ve draw with no they drew with Norway in March uh they got beat by Austria in March um they uh have beaten Bosnia and and and Iceland uh back in November uh they beat they got beat by Portugal in October inter break they beat Luxembourg 1 n in the October International Break um yeah they’ve not really done a hell of a lot um for a while and um they’re not high scorers either so I mean look I don’t I don’t want to make I don’t I said this About Slovenia last week straightforward win for England and we didn’t win um but honestly it’s it is a very very straightforward game for England on um obviously football’s not played on for pler and and England have been very very poor in this tournament but you know we should be comfortable we should really be comfortable uh deava hanko scrin vavro PE pekich Duda um labotka ker Harris Linn strich and shran and if we take a look at some of the um teams that this lot play for then I can get a big list it doesn’t they don’t do it on the website I’m on actually but uh I have got the another list here that I can give you so uh let’s go through it obviously the prava is at um still at Newcastle isn’t he you’ve got hanko who is f fyord you’ve got Copenhagen vavro obviously scrin is at um PSG pekich is uh where does he play try have a look uh hether Berlin Duda Verona uh labotka is obviously Napoli I know some of them um ker Harris Lyn and shik let’s have a look shik is uh brattis SLA I don’t know shik Bratislava who else did I say harrisin ker and shran slavia prag for shance Harris Lin is Sparta Prague as well sorry Sparta and slavia prag shance and Harris Linn respectively and it was the other one I said oh I didn’t say ker is at I saw his name somewhere Bratislava as well so yeah I mean look labotka and um scr at Napoli and um PSG would probably be the most high-profile players um but yeah I mean I don’t I don’t really I just don’t see much of a problem really um and also I think when you look at Switzerland they’re a dangerous team because they’ve actually got flare players is number 19 for Sakia um a gas or electric cooker says Kieran um Cheri says I or Siri says glad Kobe got the nod but problem is the same like Geral and Lampard foden and Jude’s situation has to be sorted Southgate could get away with it um Slovakia and the likes but not big teams I agree as a USA fan I feel the hardships of bad managers says Die Hard gaming mark would you rather start Palmer or sacka also W’s the next pod been loving them out this week mate we do them once a week at the moment Nile um thank you very much for the super chats make sure you subscribe as usual uh apparently there is talk about pford we’ll let you know when we know look I think for me it was it’s very easy I would have um as I said my England team would have been um you know I’d have been I’ve got to be honest I’ve got to be honest here and I know I’ll probably get pelters and I know a lot of people have used it as um as a reason to have a poty and right but I actually would have put sacker at left back and put C Palmer on the right I think we need to revolutionize that team so I would have put Cole Palmer on the right I would have put sacker on the left get a bit of overlap with um Gordon on the left and you know get a bit of balance in that team um had a considered putting Trent at right back as I mean I would have made wholesale changes I’m not going to lie we’ve played we’ve played what I don’t understand is that we’ve played crap three games and he’s picked the same players apart from one in the last three games like that’s the headline here we’ve played three games in this tournament and he’s made one change ACR in the same position every game 10 players have played every game and we’ve been that’s the message like 10 players have been picked for every game in this tournament the only position he’s changed is Trent Gallagher Mayu it’s the same position the rest of the team he keeps picking it um and when you’ve got an abundance of talent like you’ve got on the bench it’s wrong so I would have made wholesale changes I think guy and stones have done really well I’m not going to take Dean rice out of the team Mayu and Bellingham are fine with as the Midfield three but Gordon’s playing on the left Palmer’s going on the right sacka can go to left back I’m sorry but I think he can do a job there and look Harry Kane’s on his last chance like you either start scoring goals or you’re out the team because you don’t look fit mate and and that’s what I would have done and I would have considered Trend at right back as well but I think I think I think you know I don’t think it’s um sensationalist nonsense from football fans to be saying that we um that we should be looking at these sort of you know changes because I think it has been um four games in a row now where he’s basically picked the same side so I I think I would have I would have made a change yeah um but look South Gate’s the man isn’t he South Gate’s the guy southgate’s the one who knows what he’s doing and um he’ll get away with it today and you know what my biggest concern is and I’m just going to say it I think we’re going to be enjoying England winning today and that’s what I want to see um you know I’m not I don’t want England to go out this tournament like I’m not one of those people that wants your team to lose to prove a point there are people who do that in the man united fan base and there’s probably people who do it in the England fan base but if England loses we’re out next weekend we’ve got nothing to do I want England to win even if it’s but I wanted him to make you know I think there’s an opportunity for us to to play better football um and I think the the the my biggest biggest fear is that um we win the game today he picks the same team on Saturday and we get absolutely hammered by Switzerland because they’re a better footballing team with a better balance or at some point we will catch a team because I don’t think that that team that he’s got is actually good enough to win the tournament I don’t think it’s balanced enough unless we’re going to see um you know Luke Shaw coming back [Music] um uh welcome to everyone on TiK ToK by the way thanks for the follow from Nas and listen come on England says Sam um let me just close that down and that down we’re ready to go here uh with so little changes to the lineup and draw against Slovenia and Denmark are you sure you’re not underestimating Slovakia today love from Sweden says TR uh uh no I’m not underestimating Slovakia I think England have been absolute shite and with those players surely they can’t keep playing at some point we’re going to catch somebody aren’t we and look traditionally as I was saying before England out of the group stages do do quite well um 2018 World Cup we beat Colombia um 2021 we beat Germany and in the euros and in the World Cup we smashed Sagal 3-0 so this is not the round where England go out we we find away um and we normally do quite well in this game uh but it’s when the going gets tough we ourselves hi Mark have you seen the reports that PSG are going to bid 250 million for your Mal bloody hell Oliver that’s a lot of money and uh it San says I know it’s the England game but I want to know your opinion on Italy they gave up after the second goal they just didn’t look very good mate uh they they didn’t look very good did they um and um you know they’re a very proud Nation with a very strong history in football but um they came into it with a reputation that they weren’t going to do very well and they didn’t do very well um they were very disappointing um Mayu foden Palmer would be my Midfield says umil bit imbalanced that to be honest and hpn says England lose will the media use the pford injury as an excuse for Southgate um I didn’t know I don’t know whether the re actually is out injured injured thanks very much for your super chat I I’ll just double check I don’t I don’t know whether he’s actually out here um no pigford’s going to be fine yeah there’s there’s no concerns about pford he’s going to be all right as I said I’ve not seen anything on the TV screen and I’m only following what you lot um have said uh a lot of people not happy that Co Palmer is not playing um look I’m a big fan of sacka so it doesn’t bother me massively but I am um very much of the opinion that um it doesn’t matter what I think I like Saka I like palmer but to those people that wanted Palmer to start you’ve got absolutely no chance Gareth Southgate has made one change to his last four starting lineups and we’ve been you know he’s a he’s a nepotistic which means favorites uh jobs for the boys I mean he may as well pick a squad of 14 players there’s no point take Southgate doesn’t need 24 players like he he won’t use them he just won’t use them I said on on on on X this morning or Twitter whatever you call it I said this morning is Southgate stubborn or incompetent because he doesn’t change his team and I think Mo you know even Gary Neville said last night he would have made four changes so I think the the question is is he incompetent or is he stubborn and today it won’t matter but I know and you know that if we win today Southgate gets it right today but you’ve got to be looking towards the rest of the tournament and if he keeps picking this team when we play a decent team what’s going to happen we’re coming home and we’re all going to come back to today and um the Slovenia game and say he should have started giving people we’re going to come home from this tournament saying he should have given people a chance because you know he’s obsessed with with this imbalanced team uh when the T when the going gets tough Southgate gets rough says Joshua um I just want to get excited about England for one game you know you know I can’t believe the amount of people I’ve spoken to and I’ve said I haven’t listened to Three Lions once and I and and I love that song but I feel like I’m a fraud if I listen to it I feel like I’m faking it you know I want to listen to it and really get going and I I just I just can’t do it at the moment so I don’t care about Southgate and I don’t blame the players so I want to see the players go out and perform for the fans and enjoy an England performance before we go home um and you know I won’t praise Southgate anyway unless we win 60 with you know total football um but you know as we know if Southgate foot if Southgate ball was a category on uPorn it would be missionary in your socks so you know I don’t expect good football um goldbridge ball you know that would be hardcore enjoyable you know but we’re not here to talk about football in relation to me but we we know you know as I said I just been past the I’ve been through the last four tournaments and and tell me a again where we were good Colombia World Cup went to penalties wasn’t a great performance um Sweden wasn’t a great performance Croatia knocked us out Euros Germany was okay Ukraine was good Denmark was Italy was uh World Cup Sagal knockout was okay but senal were crap France we you know we should have won that we got knocked out we don’t play good football uh Pigford and yeah I don’t think he was um I don’t think he was ever going to be in trouble sis thanks for the follow lonard as well big up people on Tik Tok thanks everyone who’s tuning in on uh YouTube as well um is it worth doing a poll I know I will do aul on YouTube um would you have picked this starting team yes or no oh no no no no no let’s say are you happy that’s more bland isn’t it happy with the team yes or no let me know what’s wrong with missionary in your socks says Marvin nothing you can get the job done that’s what I mean that’s Southgate ball it’s not you know I’m not saying it’s a category of you know shagging a bag of cement you know missionary in your socks will get the job done but it’s boring and and that’s why I said that um how do you know all these sites says umy your mom told me uh besides England who would you like to see win the tournament says AES I’d love to see Switzerland um I’d love to see uh uh sorry umy you sort of walked into that one uh besides England who would you like to see win the tournament says AES um I would say I would like to see um look I’m always going to go for an under dog I would love to see a Switzerland or an Austria do it but um you obviously I want England to win it we’re still in the tournament here um thoughts on this foden 8 rice six Mayu 8 says Daniel is that what we’re doing and we’re putting Bellingham on the left wing I mean if bellingham’s been moved to the left wing that’s just an admission that he’s not working as a 10 so you may as well put him on the bench this what I mean I I would be more excited if we had Bellingham on the bench ready to come on I always wanted this to happen under schen you know he’d pick Lampard and Gerard and I was like pick Lampard or Gerard and put one on the bench to come on it will motivate the starter and I mean people just don’t understand this if bellingham’s on the bench and foden’s at 10 foden knows if he doesn’t play well he’s coming off and when Bellingham comes on he’s motivated so you get better performances but if you sho horn your best players in and they look at the bench and they go there’s no one there they’re more likely to be complacent if you want to create a good performance then you need competitiveness in the team um like Harry Kane should be being told if you have a hour you’re off like Watkins is having your place so you know I don’t know why we don’t do that and it’s the same with Trent as well Trent should be given a chance at right back but kyl Walker knows he’s going to start no matter what um uh umy didn’t take that joke very well and uh I’m afraid to say he he used a really rude word and he’s been he’s been he’s been blocked um it’s a shame that umy had to take it to that level but he’s he’s been blocked if somebody saw it I’m sorry but uh he really didn’t take the banter well um don’t start what you can’t finish mate you like Southgate um uh papy thank you very much for your I can’t believe I can’t believe he came back like that but uh you know I’ll take that as a victory I suppose uh one nil to that’s football but um go and enjoy the match umy you need to handle banter a little bit better uh papy thank you very much for your Super Chat the reason South Kake can’t drop Kane is he would need to change system and tactics limited managers always stick to their comfort zone but you know what Siri it would make his job easier if he had a striker that could get in behind it genuinely would um but anyway they’re singing the song it should be J Jerusalem but it’s um it’s God Save the King and um some would say God save England fans from another performance but uh that might be a little bit harsh um I’m loving the fact that England fans are loving it because uh you know what fair play the money they’ve spent to go out there and uh the they’ve had to watch the fact that they can get excited about an England game is just you know great to see uh we’re in for another rough ride Mark our only hope is Mayu which isn’t far on Mayu sus Spenser um and yeah but we you know what historically this has happened a lot with England I remember Gaza in Italian 90 came from nowhere and uh carried the weight of the team and did well um I remember in uh World Cup 98 same thing happened with Michael Owen you know a teenager carrying the weight of the nation 204 Rooney carrying the weight of a Nation so it’s not unusual for England to throw everything on to a young player um R says I’m I’m I’ve just joined and I’m losing my with this team and uh Connor says I’ve seen it around a lot of the Euros coverage but have you seen KFC’s new TV advert pure Brilliance I haven’t seen it yet actually Conor thank you very much appreciate that it is either they bench Bellingham or Kane because they literally do the same thing drop in to ask for the ball e or branway on the left says Daniel look the only look I’m more I’m I’m more interested in Balance when I’ve when I’ve coached or you know whatever even if you’re playing football manager I want balance I I don’t mind having a good player on the bench if I’ve got two really good Strikers and I want to play one up front one of them’s going on the bench I’m not putting him on the bloody left wing I’m not doing that so I want balance and uh I think this team is imbalanced you know you’ve got Anthony Gordon who can play on the left you’ve got Ole Watkins who can run in behind and we’re basically playing two and a half number 10 bellingham’s a 10 foden’s a 10 and hurri kanane likes to drop into the 10 so you know that’s the problem that southgate’s got to solve because we’ve got three players that want to run in to the same area um thanks for the follow Toby on Tik Tock they’re a Legend um let’s get ready to start this game um score prediction um 70% of you aren’t happy with the team by the way on the poll which we have uh are we on Cans tonight Mark says Rob might go and get one in a minute but to be honest with you I’ve uh been a bit busy today so I’ve not I’ve not bothered um to even think about it get bran wait and tarkovski in the squad says GOP right we’re ready to go here I’m gonna say I’m gonna say England um 3-0 yeah I think England will score and they’ll realize Slovakia are and they will uh play confidently um I can’t see for what one minute they’re going to sit back against this team here look I don’t think I’m Mis misinterpreting what Slovakia are all about but I’m going to go 3n and we’re up and running anyway there we go get your score predictions in of course uh Louise is watching in Spain look I hope wherever you’re watching um you’re in comfortable surroundings and uh if you’re out if you’re on holiday or in a bar or something like that at least you should have a good atmosphere Mark FR England manager Mo I’m not stupid um I’d never read that second name Slovakia are playing uh Wide Open Spaces here there’s a lot of space out there straight away I can’t stand South Gate’s t-shirt I was you know I was listening to him speak the other day he’s so boring he’d put olly M to sleep uh would rashford work work better in the side with Kane says the wheelbarrow I don’t know why people talk about rashford like I wouldn’t I don’t think rashford deserves to be in the squad the bottom line is eie Gordon Palmer would work better with Kane because they’d be able to get I mean look at Harry Kane here he’s he’s he’s he’s there look at him look how deep he is again just doesn’t work you can see it straight away he’s dropping in should be on the last man it does look like a huge pitch doesn’t it banana for nice ball forward what we want to do in this first five minutes is not start off like we did against Slovenia where they got a bit of a foothold first five minutes we’ve got to you know have a bit of the ball and start to get control of the game is southgate’s tendency to try to fit players in unnatural positions due to a lack of tactical Acumen i m he’s not a very good coach Stephen you know I almost feel sympathetic in that way you know he’s not a good coach um everything about him is man management holiday atmosphere Holiday Camp you know doesn’t change the team that’s how he survives the reason he doesn’t change his team is because those people are very loyal to him he if he started changing his team he’d lose he’d lose the fan he’d lose the dressing room there’s about 10 players in that team that know he’s going to pick him they’re going to pick him no matter what they’re getting picked and and that’s why that’s what he survives on that’s why he doesn’t make changes oh my God it’ll be a straight yellow card for GUI it’s a silly ball I mean gu’s Hospital pass here I mean Jon Stones is always going to cover but I feel bad for guy here he’s had a good tournament and he’s in no man’s land and he he has to take him out but it was a terrible pass I think it was trippier um I don’t think he’s suspended now because it it resets your yellow cards in The Knockout stage no he’s not suspended now he’s not suspended now it resets doesn’t it a lot of people saying he is suspended now when it doesn’t reset at all you can’t keep far you can’t you can’t you can’t carry yellow cards all the way through across seven games there’s got to be there’s got to be a point where it resets maybe it resets after the fourth game then must be the fourth game I tell you what that’s a good cross can I just just retract my all right I I I’m saying it now I want to do it now I want to say now um this is not going to be as straightforward as I thought I’m getting in early we’ve started off absolutely again uh stuffing Elite teams uh unex results pscg mindsets as Samsung is Shaw injured he’s on the bench um and Nick P that was from PK as well uh Nick P says it’s weird that Southgate thinks it’s fun to wear the same thing every game I would have gone Hawaii and shirt says Nick P uh Ramiro says cheers from Bazar is Mark Southgate is Cold Play If Cold Play was a football manager no cold cold player entertaining mate you’re talking out your ass England needs to get involved here this is a start oh here we go Slovakia have actually started off quite well what’s going on what a cross bloody Al what’s going on I mean is he is he out the is is guy out the next game I don’t think he is a lot of people in the chat saying he is another Dreadful start says Zed Rex just carving is open he he does miss the next game okay it must reset after the fourth game then because at some point it does reset send Southgate down to the charity shop for a new t-shirt he should get a red card for that shirt alone and I said earlier Slovakia have got a plan says Jack uh but you know you know what sis what did I talk to you about balance and system it’s not about players when the play when the system doesn’t work balance and system we’re going to need some individual moments here hball greetings from B lovely play by sacka come on mate back go go get it Bellingham go yes yes yes Mayu sacka come on yes good ball Mayu and again lovely oh yes yes no ah get it a that was good play between Mayu and and saaka and it’s a yellow card a yellow card for Mayu oh this is a this is a terrible start we’re getting people booked here good players booked gu guy and Mayu I mean he’s he treads on him but I I don’t think it’s uh a yellow Every Other Nation in the areas will be scratching their heads as to how England have got the luckiest knockout stage draw says Ross Mark you like fine wine you look better as the years go on might have to call you bulge Bridge soon okay JJ it started off well um David says greetings from Belgium I hope England will turn up today just like we did need to tomorrow yeah looking forward to Belgium France tomorrow uh darz Dar wizzy on Tik Tok says easiest draw but we’re shite Slovakia again here they’ve got a switch on loads of space down that left I wonder I wonder why Slovakia have got so much space down the left hand side I wonder if it’s got anything to do with um not having a left Winger hell who’s meant to be left wing what’s going on who’s left wing and I’m not talking about your bloody politics I know there’s an election coming there’ll be people there going me I’m voting for this um no who is on the bloody left wing because they’re getting getting a massive overlap here we’re imbalanced we’re imbalanced we like a pigeon with one leg we’re falling over people are saying Donald Trump I did shout who’s left wing um at this rate you’re heading back number one on trending with the match reaction says Blues Enthusiast mate I you know hope you enjoy our beautiful Arena love seeing my club’s ground hting big games says Shela fan hope you guys can play a good entertaining game yeah yeah trusting uh England thinking England are going to play entertaining football is uh you know as I said I could be rude but I won’t um trippier and foden also on yellows Mark says aturo yeah I’m not happy about that guy out of the next game against Switzerland they they oh here we go here we go here we go oh my my God what’s that rubbish trippier what trip trippier what a shot that is what oh my God he’s in the Box oh my Christ NASA can we have your ball back there’s a satellite just been taken out by trippier oh my Christ do not watch that back lovely ball runs onto it on his strong foot and hits the bloody moon that is bad yeah guy is out the next game if we go through just read it that’s a shot um Jack glancy says in the words of Jamie carrier it’s about the structure which is what Slovakia has and England doesn’t unbalanced like a drunk guy on a beam says Jack well we you know look I remain optimistic because we are creating chances but it could be a close game this it’s like we play around the edge of the box for the sake of it um and not to draw a press and play through it says Jake Slovakia aren’t scared says Rob here’s Kane yes go wide Kane yes Walker put a cross in Cross it yes no trippier fodo I forgot you were playing Fen I thought you were still in England he is back rice yes now go wide Kobe yeah he knows the game nice into Walker now now play into sacka yes here’s Saka on the wing he’s got Mayo on the edge Walker first time cross no you pillock inter Manu Dean rice what’s that what is that what is that a one-legged pigeon is more balanced than this team says Siri uh hi Mark greetings from Malaysia says avell thanks everyone who’s watching wherever you’re watching from you’re very welcome dashing C on Tik Tok thanks for the follow um please do subscribe to the channel by the way bottom right hand corner if you’re on YouTube thanks for a follow look there’s goals in this game but it could be for both teams good holdup play by Slovakia that’s a lovely ball in behind Kyle Walker oh my Christ what are we doing here what are we doing here kle Walker’s really lucky if you’d have took him down then I really don’t want to be negative but this tournament is as shades of Iceland says the Beast yeah the Swiss will kill England if they play like this oh they will Colin they definitely definitely will and remember we’re not going to have guy in that game imagine the England goes through on penalty says Jay if we need penalties to beat Slovakia you know we’ve got big problems right here we go this ref what this ref a knob Ed is I’m sorry this ref’s a knob is yet that’s not a yellow card for them either you can’t be booking people for every bloody tackle we’re going to get a red card here he’s he’s he think he thinks he’s bloody moonpig.com he’s chucking cards out like every second I’m telling you now moonpig.com has not delivered as many cards in the last 10 minutes as he has and they’re a bloody big website that sells cards it’s absolute joke got three yellow cards in 30 I mean the GUI one was a yellow but the Mayu one wasn’t and that one wasn’t we’re definitely going to get a red ear hi Mark glad we have voices like yours calling out players Walkers been diabolically he’s becoming a liability says JJ oh it’s mate straights mate you know it’s funny actually I was looking on Instagram today and lovely ball in for foden oh Saka nearly got onto it um I was looking on Instagram today because I’ve done a little picture about my book I’ve been signing the uh signed copies today um order it links in the video description or scan the QR code when it goes around but um a few influencers are going out to England games um probably been paid to do it I don’t know I’ve had a few offers but I’d rather do this but um it’s so funny because most people are very negative about England for good reason and this lot won’t say a negative word at all because they’re terrified of not being allowed in or not getting access you can see them a bloody mile off they’re scared of saying anything they go because I might want an interview with Kyle or Harry that screw that for a game of Blockbusters say it as it is oh foden just caught one on the ankle there um totally botch my first ever Super Chat says papy anyway here’s another one all the way from South Africa love the fact that we’ve got so many people watching worldwide uh welcome papy uh how hey greetings from the Northeast part of Alaska is England playing just as bad as on my TV up here says howder you’re not really up there are you Hower I never thought you were from there lovely place in the world probably um this referee got attacked on the pitch in Turkey says George oh don’t tell me that uh Southgate bottling it again says aishel um James says Southgate wears a life jacket in the bath also D for the England job no I don’t want any brexit ball why do you hate Southgate he has feelings as well says Yash I don’t hate anybody mate it’s just called observing uh your nation embarrass itself again in another major tournament because you’ve got a guy who look who acts like he’s on a bloody you know work experience job hi guys on Tik Tok says Southgate wears shin pads whilst playing FIFA Southgate would take the morning after pill after a Tom Hank just to be wet safe juicy I’m glad you did it rhyming because it is only 5:00 here in the UK uh send some sign copies to America mate if you want to sign copy of the book in America it’s quite easy to do you can order it on Amazon anyway but um just get someone in the UK that you know to buy it and send it to you I’ve played the game it’s up there you see been actually I’ve been signing a lot of them with M gold pen I can’t sign the screen because then it’ be stuck on there for ages but uh Omar thank you very much oh my God this ref’s going to ruin the game this ref is absolute shite he’s worse than Oliver four y four yellows in 15 minutes he’s definitely sponsored by moon pig Bellingham booked this is going to be a problem you can’t uh you can’t have that many uh I’ve just seen this tweet from that’s football on Twitter um the referee umit M has an average of 4.9 yellow cards per game and 0.3 red cards um and he’s already add he’s already handed out four here so look we we never nobody ever did their homework on this I’m going to run a poll here just for a bit of a laugh on YouTube how many yellow cards under eight or over eight we’ve had four already there you go Southgate eats breast milk cheese sandwiches made by his mom oh Spencer that’s filth hi from Estonia mayu’s been the best player says tilt um and pford tarkovsky bran weight should be playing says hacken Adam says we’re averaging a yellow card every four minutes basically every foul is getting booked but you know what I feel like I’ve got to assess this first 20 minutes and it’s exactly what I didn’t want it to be I wanted England to start off you know in control you know I wanted Slovakia to be very defensive but we’ve had 73% possession but it doesn’t feel like it does it um because they’re playing a very you know well structured organized um counter at the moment Connor says at least the yellow cards will force team changes yes Southgate will be crying about that we’re going to go from 11 to B is 11 to 9v9 at my halim at this rate says Lov aov is Kane playing says AMU well we’re not getting Kane off foden in the game uh I was worried when Bellingham put his hands up to the ref the last thing you want to do to a guy who’s been attacked on the field before says Nick P so much yellow you think we’re in Dortmund says Rob thoughts on dubury Hall to Chelsea says har United really have much time to think about it really Harry Kane is a crap Captain says dazo it’s Slovakia on the attack again and they’ve got an overlap on the right hand side it’s a good tackle by Declan rice I’ve got that shirt Mark says Danny let’s have a look I tell you what Dean rice did go through on him but certainly not anything Sinister in it highest paid coach Mike Basset had best better tactics says David yeah Odin and Kane aren’t working out that well at the moment to be honest um thanks for the follow Ben on Tik Tok appreciate that if you’re on YouTube please do subscribe bottom right hand corner 20 minutes and uh you know what 20 minutes gone and yet again it’s just got that vibe that we’ve seen time and time again where England are just lacking confidence and Slovakia aren’t they’re enjoying themselves but uh here’s Jon Stones bringing it out yes now foden bit of space come on it’s not foden it’s trippier yeah m is the guy he wants Bellingham but that’s it rotate the ball rotate the ball give it to Mayu again go wide lovely ball you see Mayu just calm calm he’ll find the right pass he got a probe Southgate nice ball fol he’ll get there no he won’t he’s been bullied they’re strong aren’t the Slovakia that’s a that’s a Ball come on then we’ll have that Declan yes Bellingham yes keep going Jude keep going into no guess yes Bellingham edge of the Box no edge of the Box Edge tripier good cross oh Corner this is our now suggesting of an issue in the England Camp these players cannot be be playing at what they are for the fourth game in a row very much like Italy at the moment says Mojo hey Mark how do you think England team would do against Argentina says Romero I think you beaters at the moment mate if I mean I haven’t watched Argentina yet but if you’ve got any sense of balance then I think you beaters um Southgate is the type of guy who start stays when everyone else Skips a class says Sylvio I’ve played the game says vassel the ref doesn’t know to ref this game Crappy ref says AEL just called The Ref Cold Play I thought Cold Play were a lot of people going in on Cold Play I enjoyed Cold Play last night Southgate puts the milk in the Bowl before the serial says EES Assan is talking about condons and says Southgate would wear two and still pull out oh that’s a good cross Mayu oh just over the bar it probably a little bit closer than that but uh it probably not as close as I was trying to make it out there Tom B says who should coach England next realistically basically anybody you know your Local School PE teacher would do better a job first goal is key in this game another Badu he’s that’s a lovely switch of the play Slovakia on the attack again and then that’s knocking it about England just Alysia thanks for the follow Tik Tok appreciate it 25 minutes gone here oh he’s in if he switches it if he pass is it ah no no bastard no no you’re having a bloody laugh why are we so why are we so what a bloody PR how have they carved US Open like that where’s the bloody defense there you’re having a bloody joke Lads they’ve they’ve been knocking on the door for ages and you’ve let them in that is a bloody joke how have they it’s so easy it’s so bloody who’s marking him there who’s taking the runner it’s invisible defending it’s like a bloody ghost on a new dispe absolute shite there’s no offside here who’s gone with the runner there that’s that is rubbish absolute crap no one’s gone with the runner quick enough tell what if he could have gone down and it would have been a penalty and a red card because it’s it’s um it’s guy isn’t it but hell mate the these players they don’t know what they’re doing the system’s absolute I tell you look Gareth Southgate is crap I’m fed up for saying it his tactics are crap the balance isn’t there we’re hopping around like a one-legged pigeon we look absolute you know we’ve got a amazing players he hasn’t got a clue and any of these bloody idiots out there any of these idiots out there that are trusting Southgate and his tactics and I’m talking about the journalist that have been backing him for years trusting Southgate with his tactics is like getting a big juicy steak from the fridge putting it in front of your dog going upstairs and coming back and expecting to come back to a freshly cooked plate of steak and chips it’ll be in the dog just like England it’s absolute you cannot trust this guy you Ain got a bloody clue what he’s doing four games in a row I’ve got it right four games in a row he’s picked the same 10 players and we’ve been all of them we’re so imbalanced we’re so imbalanced amazing players Jude Bellingham Harry Kane sacka you know rice foden but they you can’t it doesn’t work work Bellingham foden and Kane want to play in the same area of the pitch that’s why they’re getting so many Runners they got to wake the up thanks for the follows um shout out to my friend AJ says Joe I can’t read the next bit can we get a polar bear to coach this team can’t be worse than Southgate says Jordan sack Southgate now says Edward foden and Kane are not working uh hey Mark two-part question why does it seem like Bellingham doesn’t fit the team and do England need to go for a more controlled midfielder Connor it’s not the Midfield it’s the 10 the nine and the Winger on the left hand side it’s not even sacker there’s that foden Kane and Bellingham are imbalancing this team he’s got to balance this team now he’s got to balance it now simple as that it’s it doesn’t work live in Australia stayed up till 2m to watch this I wish I’d have gone to bed says Alistar Walker is getting rinsed by their Winger says James nobody grabbing the game by the balls for England says six aside uh Southgate needs exiling to Scotland says Connor how can a team have so much talent and be this bad says Levi exactly exactly mate doesn’t make any sense apart from it does um Southgate isn’t far for different from ten har oh JJ shut up what are you talking about uh hi Mark love the video I mean 10 10 Hogs won two trophies in two years mate you’re what are you comparing him to a bloody tractor for southgate’s a tractor he’s a tractor his only purpose in life is to you know spread hi Mark love the videos uh you’re a legend Canada’s Canada did qualify for the co- Premier quarterfinals yesterday bring it home much love from Canada Blair well someone let Stones know that Bellingham is wide open if he just looks says Tim I don’t think I’ve seen an England team harder to watch says heo mate we’ve got to get back into this game like there’s plenty of time but the problem is if we do get back into it we’re not taking anything from this into the quarterfinals are we we’re panicking again foden Harry Kane don’t look fit to me um you’re right about Walker horrible Defender he’s been crapped as a Toro Mark we have a useless Captain with a useless team manager using bad tactics as the captain pull everyone together and create something that works says Andrew um this is the chance to see if the team has any Soul they’re completely up against it says Romero don’t worry Mark ky’s going to come out after the match and talk about how the fans are at fault South Gate’s first sub will be Mayu it’s the only it’s the only position seems to dare I don’t know whether like he can’t change anybody else but it’s the only one he seems to want to make I need a stretch here although I did just have a stretch didn’t I after the goal uh make sure you subscribe if you’re on YouTube thanks for all the follows on TiK ToK by the way England one nil down to Slovakia here many of you called it many of you called it you’re going home only Southgate can make foden become Dwight mcneel says a hey Dwight mcneel would give us some bloody balance leave leave Aaron leave bloody Dwight mcneel out of it he’s actually a bloody Winger Dwight mcneel would make this team better cuz guess what he’s a bloody Winger leave bloody Dwight McNeil out of it he’d be absolutely fine because he can play on the bloody wing and he’ll track back bloody Aaron here we go sacka yes look up look up good cross to the back post where are you you foden where are you let’s be having you he’s kept it in good play by trippier come on Kane what are you doing there Kane why are you there Kane what are you doing there why is Harry Kane picking up the ball on the left wing we’ve got a 10 on the wing we’ve got a 10 at 10 and Har Kane decides he’s going to be a BL look at him you’re meant to be on the end of it you bloody pill unless you’ve got the DeLorean and you can go back 5 seconds and get on the end of your own cross what are you putting bloody crosses in you Pratt and there’ll be there’ll be an idiot on the TV going oh good Cross by Kane Cross by Kane he should he should be the one on the end of it what’s the point in coming to take the cross for the thing that you’re meant to be on the end of bloody hell this is the problem fod and Kane and Bellingham are all in the same place now I see why Sak limp stopping games when he ghosts he hasn’t won a single Jewel Palmer three and three uh 13 minutes to Sebastian the only question this tournament was if the player’s Talent could overcome the manager bad tactics and I thought they could stevenh I’ve got to be honest remember the guy who said hear me out England are getting knocked out by Slovakia and back is Solomon England are like PSG with mbappe Neymar and Messi says r no I think they were actually better than us Earth to Southgate you’ve got Subs says Spencer oh no he can’t do it before then get Gordon on says Andy definitely get Gordon on Chris thanks for the follow on Tik Tock Good Touch by sacka uh we’re only um we’re only 50 subscribers Away on YouTube from 192,000 so please subscribe get involved bottom right hand corner um at least the referee hasn’t booked anyone in ages look at Kane again he’s playing a right back now gal he’s playing every position apart from the one we need him in it’s so frustrating we need a Bloody Striker who actually gets in the Box Bellingham yes keep going dive cross Corner that’ll do out right this is where you need Maguire Maguire would be great in this tournament great players maybe two or three their back five is trash rice is basic rest are a load of unproven kids says fcer um another Corner Southgate relying on individuals over tactics says Lloyd oh mate 100% % that’s why he won’t change it because change great Point actually because if he goes for balance you need tactics I think if I think you’ve hit it on the head the reason he won’t change the team is because he’s getting as many good players as he can hoping for Mo for moments because he’s got no bloody tactics psic can start for England says Mitch we’ll never win anything with this P just say Cal how has Southgate still not fixed the problem between too many players uh wanting to drop in the middle it’s ridiculous as Melvin England is like having a book and car to win an Oscar and it’s being directed by the love Island producer Switz that was from De official Switzerland licking their lips and will tear England apart well liking trash they’re not licking the lips because they’re not playing England they’ll be playing bloody Slovakia Ryan says rashford with his directness would be good what’s this rashford I you’re as bad as bloody Southgate oh I miss Calvin philli rashford’s been rubbish for England this for United this season how the bloody H is rashford going to help England out it’s Anthony Gordon he’s in the bloody Squad he’s had a good season what you talking about Bloody rashford we’ll be R Raheem Sterling next we’ve got Anthony Gordon on the wing we’ve got Cole Palmer on the bench we’ve got eie on the bench we’ve got players in form in the Premier League who are Wingers bring them on Bloody Marcus rashford’s no good to his he’s not in the bloody squad for a start let’s bring Daniel storage back he played well in the charity game he skinned me put him up front yay bad tactics slow unbalance some of the players look unfit Southgate needs to go and why not start Gordon says Muhammad he’s got to make changes at half time I it’s it’s 10 minutes to go to Half Time actually talking about changes at half time I’d take right the way I feel right now I take Walker off for Trent 100% I’ll take um Kane off for Watkins 100% And I’ve got to take Bellingham or foden off for Gordon and get a wing get him on the wing that three Subs I’d mate straight away get the balance trade off for slov Slovakia proceeds Southgate gets the sack tonight we do not deserve to be here boring as per usual says Goliath if only we had Kelvin Phillips says Marvin and uh Mark can you slow the chat down please gems yes I will do good point um it is fast today let me sort that out Bellingham go on oh he’s left the ball behind got be careful Bellingham he’s on a yellow card Southgate might hand in his resignation tomorrow says Jacko I’ll go over even if we win please do I we’ll go over we’ll just do it on we’ll do it on YouTube we’ll have a chat every you know we’ll do a stream every day and figure it out it’s like he’s on FIFA playing on the highest rated says Luke and I think a local Sunday league coach could win this tournament I agree Robert that’s why I thought we were going to win the Euros because I just thought with that team it’s impossible not to uh Marcus rashford says Southgate reminds me of fm24 cheating stack the best players still lose no strategy no balance just stubbornly trying to be right and beer Merchant says this England side is the definition of insanity that’s a good cross but um Slovakia have defended those set pieces quite well when the go gets tough GTH gets rough rice oh the angle of that made it look like it was going in bloody hell watching his first sub be Mayu for Gallagher you know if it does I’ll need a new chair I thought it was in as well crispy well they’ve done well ain’t no doubt about that bit of a drink spray going on here thanks everyone who’s watching on Tik Tok give us a follow and YouTube as well is foden dressed as mctom haven’t noticed him says Rob but this is not foden’s fault I mean I’m not a fan of man city but their goal is so easy as well I tell you what if he’d have gone down there as well Fair Play We’re very lucky the Slovakian we’re very you know that that’s we’re out I’ve just seen something there that I didn’t realize guy trips him if he goes down there that’s a yellow card and a peny and he’s off and they still get the goal and they’re against 10 men like he easily could have gone down there I’d have gone down I’ve played the game South Southgate to make it a visit to what says Chris don’t know what that is it’s not a Southgate thing every England manager plays like this you’re smarter than this blame the players mashing rubbish absolute shite Southgate picks the team there’s no balance mates not the players we should have a left Winger on the wing you know we should have a number 10 at number 10 and we should have a striker who actually does his job and stays on the final man that’s that’s tactics mate it’ll be May new for Trent says Jack White Hammer says if he Subs Mayu for Gallagher I’ll love your reaction how can you trust someone who missed a penalty in EUR 96 to win you anything I didn’t give him I don’t sins I don’t trust him it’s the media I don’t bloody trust him I I get for for saying he’s crap but he is crap like I’m not wrong everyone who says Southgate is not a good coach is right he’s crap he’s never been good what did I say before the game South Gates ball if it was on a porn website would be under the category missionary in your socks and what we need is FF f m I’ve gone too far um I’m gonna be in trouble later the south gate Southgate needs to I’m goingon to be in big trouble now uh not you lot someone will someone will let let her know what I’ve said um she won’t be happy the world is full of these mediocre people like Southgate who are in important positions is severely stunted this team we are we are living in a world like that at the the moment aren’t we Bean we are live bellingham’s trying to get the crowd up mate start playing well and the crowd will respond it’s not the crowd’s fault you not not Bellingham I mean the team it’s it’s the manager England look like Manan playing Slovakia on legendary mode players look like they’re controlled by yeah I can’t say that um Eddie says are you supposed to root for the national team you were born and raised in the nationality or the nationality your parents are I don’t think there’s any rules Eddie uh Goliath says the Slovakia goal was Sublime to be honest look I I’m getting a bit worried here because I do not want England out of this tournament it’s been a really good tournament and I want us to bloody win it but I definitely want us to at least hit the quarterfinals if we go out of this game I would question I want to see the search history of every computer at that holid Holiday Camp I’m not looking for porn I want to know how many of them have got holidays reserved on Bloody jet two holidays for mikinos and Dubai because they’re playing like they they want to go on holiday for a couple of weeks Harry says it’s coming home he’s coming home southgate’s coming home asking trippier and Walker to stay with their man when they can’t even stay with their wives says Kieran Kieran some people will like that sort of stuff but I think it’s below the belt which is actually what caused them problems in the first place uh uh mkf I’ll have a look at that for you there still time for England to get back on this but Subs please Ben thanks for the follow couple of minutes to go to half time I I don’t need to talk to you about what Subs I’d make it’s very very obvious what Subs I would make you know 100% % know what Subs I would make Anthony Gordon’s got to come on there um there there’s no two ways about it Anthony Gordon’s got to come on on the left he’s got to take Bellingham or foden off he’s probably going to take foden off I mean fairness to foden he he hasn’t been training all week as well I don’t know when he came back but he flew out straight after the game on was it Tuesday or Monday and I don’t know when he came back so he’s missed a few games he’s missed a few days training as well uh Cheri says it’ll be really unfair if Kobe gets taken off even if he is on a yellow Parker says didn’t didn’t even know Slovakia played football neither did Southgate Parker someone should have told him Southgate is going to be fired so fast that people will think Concord is back says Chris R three minutes had it on here this is where you need greish to come on or rashy oh my God Jack I’m going to throw this bloody chair over in a minutes I tell you what I nearly did if I hear rashford or greish is the solution again we’ve got Solutions he keeps picking the same 10 players the squad’s got 24 there’s literally Co Palmer eie and Gordon on the bloody bench we don’t need greish and rashford he won’t use the bench he’s got bloody H like it’s like people get half a good idea and then completely on it we don’t need greish and rashford we’ve got players on the bench just use the ones we’ve got I think we need Ward prow free kick Ben pit says Gareth Southgate must use John Cena tactics because I can’t see any uh he wants to go home he wants to go Harry Ken wants to go home says secret agent Tony pulis would be more useful than Southgate says Shan well apparently I can’t let’s see what happens with this corner first just want to say Mayu is overrated says Tomy yeah because it’s all about Mayu Mayu is the real problem isn’t it it’s his first game starting and the other 10 have started four in a row but yeah Mayu is the problem mate because we were brilliant before this h didn’t have anything on us in the group stage we were absolutely brilliant and now we brought Mayu in and we’re yeah you can’t be you can’t beat a bit of an agenda can you to to go after one player I don’t blame the players at all good Cross by foden Keepers there still a minute to go here Mayu oh just wide I’d sack him at half time literally sack him up get the fa on this stream now get a zoom link get a zoom link sack Southgate now get me on a screen with you lot on a zoom link for half time and um we’ll we’ll win this we’ll win this game Saka shooting from 35 yards Mayu good play headed away the only positive is that we are sort of pushing Slovakia back a bit here and there’s a long way to go they might have scored too early actually another corner foden with the cross crosses have been quite good oh Kane okay now Jack says Trent Watkins Gordon get them on Magnus uh thank you very much for joining the members Club bunch of cats led by a pig he’s a tractor he’s a tractor that’s what he is I said it on the podcast he’s a bloody tractor and I didn’t even know what it meant but I I think it works he is a bloody tractor slow boring and spread yeah and if you if you don’t think tractors are annoying try and get try and get stuck behind a tractor when you want to get somewhere um thanks for the follows on Tik toks Andrew and everybody else who’s followed um anyway look half timee let’s um let’s stop the clock there um England are losing losing one nil to Slovakia incredibly incredibly they’re losing 1 nil to Slovakia but uh deservedly so uh look at the stats 77% possession for England but no shots on Targets this is not the first game this has happened by the way we’ve had plenty of games in this tournament where we’ve created sodal you’re not going to create anything when Harry Kane is a fusion between a Winger a left back a center midfielder a 10 and a center back in fact he’s everything other than the job he should be doing um no shots on target is a bloody joke um our H uh overall performance hasn’t been very good even though we’ve had possession we’re completely imbalanced again the style of football is crap that’s why we’re not celebate creating chances and we’re certainly not celebrating um I think ultimately what we’re looking to see here is whether he does what needs to be done at halim and I tell you what if I see Mayu off and that’s the only change at half time I’m throwing this chair into that Bloody wall I’m creating a new hole because if that is his big move to change the one position he’s changed in every bloody game and keep the same 10 players on then I’m done with it and when I say players I like these players I don’t actually blame them but they are playing and they are playing because the team is imbalanced Gareth Southgate to entertaining football is what a peck on the cheek and an early 90s to a KN of passionate sex he is the absolute opposite of entertaining football he is absolutely Dreadful and if he doesn’t make three or four substitutions at half time and balance that team up he should be sacked you know what if I was in charge of the fa and and clubs have done this before the fa have I’ve got all the get up and go of a bag of cement because I I don’t even know who the head of fa is but I would be running into that bloody dressing room and I’d be saying Gareth get in here and I’d be saying if you don’t make Subs now you’re gone I’ll sack you now I’ll sack you now W and Ben Foster in there I’ll get them in I’ll get goldbridge on a zoom call I don’t bloody care in fact in fact you know I’ll get the bloody referee to manage this lot I don’t give a you change this team at halim or you’re gone you absolute tractor now get out there and do something because we got 45 minutes to turn this around and I think we can turn it around I really do think we can turn it around but we’re already in that zone now aren’t we I said it against Slovenia like if we turn this around we’re still going to be sat there all week going we’re rubbish and that’s the problem today was meant to be the day we were told it was going to be the day Southgate said it was going to be the day some of the players said it’s going to be be the day today was meant to be the day where we not only win we actually arrive in this tournament and start playing well and even if we score four goals in the second half which is bloody unlikely but even if we play well in the second half people won’t forget the first half where we were absolute Kyle Walker looks Dreadful Tripp is not a a left back qu’s going to miss the game against Switzerland and looks panicky um you know and the front six is imbalanced for the fourth game in a row he’s got to make changes and Anthony Gordon’s a left Winger you take Bellingham or foden off you put Gordon on you’ve got a left Winger and you’ve got a number 10 who stays as a number 10 at the moment Bellingham and foden are swapping around one of them will just be happy to be a 10 you put Gordon on the left you put Trent at right back straight away that team changes you probably give Harry Kane 15 minutes I wouldn’t but you probably give him 15 minutes and then you get Watkins on we need somebody who is going to occupy their Center backs and Harry Kane is wandering around like he’s a bloody kite in the wind I said kite um yeah you’ve got to make changes and Cole Palm is an option of course he is uh lock the dressing room and don’t let Southgate in says pey Soldier Southgate attaches suspenders to his underpants says Dr J don’t be harsh on Southgate he needs Calvin Phillips says all three straight up put Palmer in Watkins in Trent in and decide between fod and more Bellingham says William Iceland all over again it’s embarrassing says says Joe Wright feels like United playing under Ole against the Low Blocks says sapi my husband’s enjoying the channel says Becky and he doesn’t like football get Cole Palmer on looks like we are going home um get Kane out is useless says Ty imagine saying before the Euros that England struggle in their group and are awful against Slovakia people would call you crazy yet it’s a reality says Bart uh what would your halftime speech be says Brian look it’s a great point because I think every single one of you watching this stream would do a better thing football is so simple it’s so bloody simple and unfortunately the only thing simple we’ve got about England is the manager bloody Simple Simon he a’t got a bloody clue what he’s doing um if I was in charge of that team if you was in charge of that team we probably all going to do the same thing I’m going to put Gordon on the wing I’m going to take one of Bellingham and foden off I’m going to keep Mayu and rice I’m going to put Kane off for Watkins to be honest with you I’m going to put Trent right back instead of Walker and then I’m going to say to them get the ball down and start building it up in a more you know sensible way stop panicking stop chucking crosses into the box when nobody’s there like olle Watkins is going to be in the box now so you know that there’s somebody there but we’ve got balance down the left we’ve got balance down the right and we’ve got balance in the middle of the pitch Bellingham you’re the 10 stop about swapping with foden anymore that shit’s dead Gordon you’re the Winger you’re gonna have to track back but you’re the Winger as well you’ve got to get in behind we’ve got to put them high up the pitch and I tell you what we’ll score Lads because they’re going to start defending that one nil from about 65 minutes so there’s lots of opportunities there but we’ you’ve got to balance the team you know anybody that’s not blaming the manager is a clown an absolute clown the players aren’t playing well but In fairness to Kane and foden and and Bellingham they’re all running into the same 10 meter box they they all want to be in the same 10 meter box it’s you know you should have one player it England remind me of Man City if they had Kevin De bruyne and you know a false nine basically like it wouldn’t work Kevin De bruyne doesn’t want a false you know Kevin De bruyne and Bruno Fernandez as a 10 and a nine because Harry Kane’s just playing like a false nine what what he even put in a good cross that he should been on the end of and I guarantee the commentary would have said good Cross by Kane but there’s nobody there yeah cuz it should be Bloody Harry Kane we don’t need Harry Kane to put the cross in we don’t need it um will he make changes at halim that’s going to be the big big thing um I don’t know um thanks for all the follows um Mark can we make a petition for you to be manager Tans I don’t care if can be Gary Eble you know Roy Keane Ian Wright you know one of you lot anybody body please you know it’s just it it’s such a waste of time it’s such a waste of time uh make sure you subscribe if you’re on YouTube by the way we’re on the road to 1.2 million subscribers uh 1 Point yeah 1.2 million um make sure you subscribe bottom right hand corner thanks everyone who’s giv us a follow on Tik Tok we’re not hearing anything at the moment in relation to any substitutions but we await that of course with hope because if he with that same team again look I’m I’m I’m seriously worried now I’m I’m seriously worried that we might not even be on in the tournament on Saturday let alone win it but even if we win this game which I I think we still can in fact I would predict we will still win it um whether that’s Blind Faith or not I think that Slovakia are going to defend what they’ve got and eventually we will surely score it could be extra time could be extra time that we’re looking at no doubt about that but um I’m seriously concerned about what a decent team’s going to do to us we we what we’re going to have to go and play Switzerland or Austria or France or whoever whenever and we’re going to have to suddenly flick a switch and play good football because we’re playing absolute like there’s nothing about us that’s good and I mean Slovakia aren’t a team that scores many goals but they could have scored three in that first 20 minutes um but they’re going to sit back now they’re going to defend now so you know he’s never gonna take Kane off is he um hopefully won’t bring Shaw into this now says Rasmus uh you can clearly see at some point the players don’t know what is the next move clueless millionaire players under a stubborn clueless manager says Jason Southgate is really our generational Churchill a nation’s hero fighting against the opposition says Ty it’s embarrassing that a 19-year-old is the best player on the pitch while you Premier League winners and Senior players are on the pitch as Matthew WR um southgate’s clueless my nan would be better says Harry should have gotten Jose when you had the chance says Jack and same plan same results can we fire Southgate before the second half kicks off says hawks look I said it before the game when you look at England over four tournaments with Southgate we’ve never really played well in the 2018 World Cup we needed penalties against Colombia it was a crap game against Switzerland and Croatia knocked us out in the Euros the Germany game yes it was 2-0 but they had their chances it was quite close yes we smashed Ukraine we we needed extra time against Denmark in a home semi-final and we up the final against Italy in the World Cup yeah we beat senagal but they were and then France knocked us out we don’t play good football under him missionary in his socks that’s his style of football um thoughts on Cole Palmer instead of sacka look I haven’t got a problem with Cole Palmer coming on for sacka but that doesn’t solve the problem of the team I I haven’t got a problem with people saying get Cole Palmer on but it doesn’t solve the problem the problem is Kane Bellingham and foden all want to do the same job so if you put Palmer on the right you’ve still got this huge issue going on between the left wing of the 10 and the nine so yeah Palmer for Saka can happen if you want it to but I don’t necessarily think that he probably will do that because he doesn’t want to upset fod and Bellingham or Kane I mean at the end of the day this manager is a tractor and he’s a coward like the reason he survives is because the players have got his back and the reason the players have got his back is because he never doesn’t pick them he has a selection of 12 players that he won’t not pick so they’ve always got his back if you’re Jon Stones if you’re Kieran trippier if you’re Kyle Walker if you’re Dean rice if you’re Harry Kane if you’re Jude Bellingham if you’re sacker if you’re foden you’ve always got South Gates back because he’ll pick you every single game and that’s why he doesn’t make changes Andrew Fletch has been a member for 20 months you’re a legend mate uh Insanity says Southgate is a farmer and the problem with England but as a Newcastle fan the prava will be England’s hero love the content keep it up says Insanity thank you very much uh irid says we’re going out today Mark uh Iceland vibes over again Southgate out says muker only urgen klopp can save you says swart you think klopp would want it thoughts on Cole Palmer instead of sacka we’ve done that um James says Southgate so angry he spilled a small drop of his water he swiftly apologized asked for a tow to clean it up and promised to calm down um yeah what’s your opinion no southgate’s probably said there to the team you know what Lads I’m so angry I I’m I nearly said the word bloody you’ve got me swearing now I’m using the word bloody that Bloody wasn’t good enough and I’m bloody not happy if I’m being honest I’m I’m I’m swearing now that’s how unhappy is come on Lads you can do better than this you know camaraderie yeah win this game win this game and you can stay up till midnight tonight and we’ll get the Inflatables out in the pool tomorrow how does that sound eh come on let’s get out there and show him who’s boss come on that be the sort of you’re getting what’s the point in bringing so many subs and not using any says Seb uh what’s your opinion on a Swiss final says Revo uh Watkins for Kane we need to run turn their Defenders says Chris we’ we’ve needed to turn their Defenders all bloody game all game um yeah I don’t know why my nose is running actually not been anywhere typ don’t have a bloody tissue either which is great always got some tissue the fact that United were considering makes me sick oh I don’t even talk Jeffrey don’t even talk about that who replaces Southgate I’ve heard kops going to the US says uh acrobat well you know the great thing about replacing Southgate is we all know somebody that can do it because everybody can do it um fa is responsible for England poor performances Southgate should have been fired after the last year because of his bad decisions World Cup has also been poor as Bermuda you know who I feel sorry for this is game four in Germany there are England fans out there that have spent thousands of pounds and most of their annual leave to go out there have they had 10 minutes yet look at them I can see them on the screen they’re all there they’ve had nothing nothing right here we go get ready what’s his Subs I tell you what this chair is ready to fly yeah let’s have a look no subs apparently no subs it’s crazy isn’t it thanks for all the follows by the way um we ain’t winning this as Mr missionary needs to come from behind and it’s not happening says Paul good stuff good stuff um right if you know you know right we’re about to start the second half at least the yellow cards slowed down no changes is incredible I mean I’m just trying to stay calm here but like no changes is incredible like he we ain’t we ain’t we at some point we’re going out his obsession with this set of players is incredible to me um um International says rashford offers something different like it or not mate you’re talking absolute ass why don’t you just do one like you don’t listen for a start what I’m saying is is we’ve got 10 players on the bench that offer something different Anthony Gordon offers something different eie offers something different Palmer offers something different why are you talking about a player that’s not even in the squad and had a bad season offering something different that’s that’s the intelligent response that you don’t seem to understand um as a United fan this feels like listening to a song that keeps repeating same complaints same problem says Jacob fa is responsible as well says Bermuda Guna Southgate should have been fired ages ago spot on absolutely spot on um Dum says no changes it’s Insanity gram night welcome to members Club H well I I can’t actually say that I’m shocked he’s not made any changes can you James says I hate this manager so much I mean Hate’s a hard word a strong word but the frustration is just he’s an absolute tractor isn’t he I mean for me I’m calmer than probably most people because I’ve known this about him for ages he’s an absolute plonker he hasn’t got a bloody clue how to coach at any decent level of football like he got Middlesboro relegated he wouldn’t get a job in the Premier League I don’t know how he got the England job he’s up a generation of good players if we’d have won anything it’s despite him I don’t know whether the crowd’s booing but I’d say that they’re absolutely um so frustrated that there’s no CH there’s no changes Manchester United and many other clubs are trying to hijack Michael El’s transfer to Bayern Munich however he’s moved to Bay and is not currently in Jeopardy as Alisia remains clear he wants to join them it’s a non story then isn’t it uh let me get the stats Carousel rolling round for you no changes at halim Nick P says it feels like southgate’s been waiting decades to sabotages as his payback for the piss taking after his penalty Miss it’s a weird thing like you all saw that I’ve been absolutely fine in this stream and then suddenly my noses started running it’s like an allergic reaction to this I’m visibly having an allergy to England let nothing wrong with me I’m in a room where there is no there are there are there is no pollen you know there is no dodgy After Shave or a candle or anything or food I’m literally having a spontaneous allergic reaction to England football here we go he’s got to score Kieran trippier that’s a goal that’s a goal goal foden he’s on side get in get in I thought he might be offside he’s onside tripier to foden and I tell you what that’s a good goal from England we’re back in it we’re back in it he didn’t make any changes he’s a Jammy Jammy Jammy manager but I tell you what that’s a good goal by foden um but what I will say is this ain’t going to win as the tournament we’re not going to do anything with this football where it’s still imbalanced like look at look at what happens here it’s it’s because trippy has been getting a lot of space on that left hand side he might be offside there you know he might be offside there I think he looks offside he’s offside he’s miles off he’s offside that’s why I didn’t celebrate it because I thought he was off he’s off look at them hugging each other like they think it’s a goal it’s offside it’s offside hell how’s he got himself offside from there that’s because he’s not a number nine Paul lad he shouldn’t be offside from there he should hold his run he’s looking right across at the defender look yeah he’s got to hold that run he doesn’t need to be where he is Kane would hold his run oh dear look plenty of time plenty of time yeah you you know you shouldn’t be offside in that situation I’m sort of glad actually because I didn’t celebrate it massively because I thought he was off uh here’s Kane oh deflected Corner Good Start by England we’re on the way back it’s coming home says Milo there’s a lot of space for tripier I don’t know what Slovakia are doing on the right hand side but happened a couple of times in the first half as well there is a lot of space for trippier we keep trying this same shitty Corner tactic that I don’t think works where we’re trying to get it on the keeper the players are crap not southgate’s fault says atikas yeah you don’t know anything about football mate I’d suggest you go and put glassen on I’m starting to think Southgate is German or French spy with these tactics and no subs says Chris Mark how would you feel if xery replaces Rasmus Caz I don’t want to talk about United Southgate years as a mediator when he goes on a date says Callum and no changes because he’s lost he can’t buy a clue says am would you rather this England squad with Southgate or a squad using players not caught up with a manager like klopp Nino what M there’s a you know there’s a living football match happening in front of us where in 45 minutes we could be out the euros and you’re giving me hypotheticals like get in the real world come on surely Omar barard didn’t have Southgate in his short list if Guardiola left says Edgar yeah we don’t need to talk about man united we’re watching England I believe we will score I don’t think Slovakia can keep a clean sheet would have been good if that fod and goal would have gone in there well because even if we score you got extra time aren’t you Kane into sacka he’s never going to get across in from there look at where Kane is again though look at him get in the box look at him get in the Box wandering again watch Harry Kane for the next five minutes look at where he is he should be more Central that stay there perfect that’s where Kane needs to be where he is now watch Harry Kane perfect position stay there don’t wander that’s it lead the line that’s what we need him to do stop wandering into the middle of the pitch Jim White’s twerking all Scots are laughing at us apparently that’s from GP if the next PM really wants to win votes then ban Southgate from returning says Salman I mean to be fair Slovakia aren’t really doing anything as an attacking entity at the moment so what the bloody hell just happened there oh God him I tell you what we nearly just got absolutely done in s Stones had switched off Walker passed in the ball and the Slovakian player shot from the halfway line it went over pford and about two meters wide they’re just not switched on are they that would have been game over bloody L priesta says who’s winning the cop America I don’t know I’ve not been watching it but I’d say Argentina are favorites aren’t they Mark do you think Ben White not wanting to play in the friendlies prior to the tournament was the end of the player togetherness it’s like someone was Brave to walk away from this it’s his opinionated Observer no I I think the problem is um complacency he doesn’t change the team he only changes one position um and therefore they’re very complacent I mean look at Bellingham and foden and Kane again they’re so close together right that’s a good ball out to SAA go on does well keep going and again good play from saaka probably held on to it a little bit too long there but mayu’s won it back that’s it yes now whip it in whip it in foden’s on the right wing it’s the imbalance again why is foden on the right wing look at B where’s Kan look at where Kane is again look at where Kane is again look at him he’s old in Midfield now bloody l i mean it’s just not going to work Gareth you can’t have a situation where foden’s on the right wing and Harry Kane’s holding Midfield I mean Dam rice is on the left Wing now we’re play but the thing is we’re playing on the vibe we’re playing pure Vibes here foden on the right wing again there’s there’s there’s no system out there at the moment it literally is just trying to get a goal but but that’s fine but reminds me a lot of Man United against brenford in the league back in the Autumn we were we were losing one one nil at Old Trafford and um we brought I think basically into stoppage time and we’re just pummeling their box like there’s no system the formation was something like 31 six um and um that’s what England are doing now there there’s there’s no there’s no system here at the moment don’t don’t blame it on Southgate these players just don’t care about the shirt we need players who would do anything for England says Eureka Mark doesn’t it bother you that Dan Ashworth considers this coach as Man United manager say did I don’t really I’m not really thinking about man united at the moment mate I’m watching the Euros Phil is playing as a false nine and Kane moves into Midfield when we were on the ball says mufc um so what’s Bell Bellingham doing then as a 10 you proved my point mate everybody’s playing in the same position move Maniac says it’s southgate’s fault for the players to feel the pressure from the fans Not only is he crap but he’s also the one causing the pressure please just get Watkins on says cep thanks for the Vol follow on Tik Tok vo Bellingham here he going to shoot Rice go wide go left go left May will go left yeah he he knows the ball right back post cross trippier it’s a a good one no that I tell you what they’re defending very well Slovakia on the cross deam rice Mayu left again yeah tripier on to your right back post back post Mayu rice come back to trippier that back post cross is on free kick on the edge of the Box good run by Manu I’ll let trippa take this I’ll I’ll let treia take this actually got the ball there no he didn’t foul good call by The Ref no I I’ll put I’ll put trippier on this he’s got that dip he’s done it before and and he is the guy on the free kick foden could go round the wall to be fair but I’ll go I’d go trippier um Southgate getting his tactics from Ted lasso series one says Chun well we’ve we’ve had 15 minutes already by it you know where are the Subs we’ll score with this team but the problem is he’s never going to change this team and this team is never going to work so we’re just delaying the inevitable aren’t we we’re going to go out to somebody at some point with this team our only hope is to actually get some balance and he won’t bloody do it we need a moment here we need a moment I think foden’s hitting this yeah straight into the wall I knew it should have been trippier he’s got to make Subs he’s got to make Subs Slovakia are making subs before isn’t they’re winning Matt says it might be best to go out now it will save as a thumping well aangi was saying yesterday he wants to play England and you can understand why uh Navin says be at the 2020 World Cup or this Euros England have been underwhelming and so depressing to watch ref’s actually decent says ribs might be best to go out now says uh Matt do you think England could do with a change of formation maybe a 442 with Tony and Watkins and drop the Wingers says nul uh Kane Kane so vers Ty he can play Anywhere says Bob if we don’t change route Gordon Palmer Watkins says Andy I can’t believe he’s not making subs like we’ve only got half an hour left Kane has done magic passes to mzala and pavlovich for Midfield but lead to goals trust his visions of of Mark is incredible says Dennis well Watkins is warming up E’s warming up and Connor Gallagher’s warming up yooo Connor Gallagher’s coming on what’s his problem with Anthony Gordon then he probably doesn’t like Anthony Gordon because Anthony Gordon said that the that the complaining is fine and Justified Bellingham good play good play by De prava there that’s a terrible ball trippier’s done well he got the ball get up trippier we’ve got the ball you pratts oh he might have H I think he has Hur himself here tripier I thought he’d gone down for the free kick but um Harry Kane Harry Kane hasn’t looked fit to me all tournament anyway um Southgate is just not brave enough to make the right selection for England he’s too overw by the big name says kek please think um Mash tag is worried about gareth’s mental health um I think it’ll be fine mate it’s uh you know it’s absolutely nothing compared to what other England managers have had he’s got one of the biggest jobs in football and he’s absolutely screwed it up it’s called criticism of his footballing managerial ability it’s got nothing to do with how he looks or what his personality is like we’re talking about football so grow the up Kane has done I’ve done that one um yeah I’m a bit worried about what the subs will be because if Connor Gallagher’s coming on then it suggests that it will probably be Mayu going off um Cole Palmer’s coming on but if that’s for sat OE Watkins is coming on as well well he’s got to make these changes he’s got he’s got he’s got to make them thanks everyone who’s tuning in if you’re on YouTube click that share button share it on your socials we’ve got nearly 60,000 watching it’s going to be a very interesting half an hour now I haven’t seen what the subs are yet because I don’t think they’re actually on sacka is going to left back for the moment Tripp is still on the pitch Slovakia have barely had an attack in this second half Brian says he’ll probably take Mano off the guy who’s the only guy playing well of course he will it’s not about he doesn’t he doesn’t make Subs on form he makes it on mates Ralph franik will humble the English mentality media by making the finals while England is knocked out in the round of 16 says IA well here we go it’s um it’s tripier for Palmer which means saaka will go to left back which is what Ian Right Said so sacka is at left back where’s your other sub mate I thought I saw Ole Watkins with his top off for the love of God take Harry Kane off for God’s sake just take him off like we’re not going to win this tourn tournament with him playing like this I mean all right he might get a TA in in 10 minutes but Watkins could do that like change the game mate change the way we play I’d get the ball to Palmer as much as POS possible GIS Southgate use Mike Basset formation says Connor Slovakia left back is 37 Gordon is the fastest player says Kai um I’m not doing a watch along for the election night no Liam I’m not interested Jordi St thanks for the follow uh make sure you subscribe if you’re on YouTube please share the video as well nearly 60,000 watching probably a lot of people wanting us to go out but it’s G to make more than one change is cluess isn’t he he’s absolutely Clueless this as I said before the game the tactics of Southgate are the Titanic is sinking and instead of sorting out the lifeboats he’s rearranging the deck chairs that will never get used because the boats sinking you Pratt make some bloody changes we’re going out make some changes mate there’s a Slovakian player down here but Englander playing on could be controversial the referee doesn’t have to make a doesn’t have to do anything here because uh it’s not um Marco says you’re getting cooked by J from Germany’s third League stoker says him and his brother are seething with rage and the individual says imagine if Southgate survives after this I’m I’m I’m I’m try I’m seething with rage as well because I can’t believe his plan is to stick with the same team like there are players on that bench that should be on the pitch three games ago foden is on the right wing at the moment again Rice go left go left this is what Saka is in the team for go left goes right foden go left sack is the ball now we got a bit of balance oh you know what’s just I’ve just thought as well Luke Shaw was obviously never fit was he I mean we’ve got Luke Shaw on the bench 20 minutes to go trippier gets injured Luke Shaw can’t even come on should call him Luke Messi I mean we’ve took a bloody player to the tournament in the hope that he could he’ll be fit for the quarterfinals I mean who the hell does that Rob Dobson says if plan a fails keep trying with plan a nanny thank you very much for joining the members Club here’s Kane got a bit oh why did he ignore Palmer go to Palmer he’s the guy back post back post sacker Bellingham no way you you can’t dive like that you can’t make it too obvious surely we get a goal Palmer he’s doing well right Whip It Mayu whip it yeah oh no it’s not great if by some miracle we get back into this our defens is shot no guy and stones are Switched Off dreaming dream dreaming of Pina carders in mikinos says nickp uh South Gate stays count uh countered he can’t keep getting away with this how sure is’s on the bench when he wasn’t fit says Mercury poch for manager says Nigel Gates uh Tino thanks for the follow on this day in 1998 England 2 Argentina 2 Owen wonder goal Beckham sent off says Matty J I’ve never seen so much Talent on a bench that just isn’t being used I’m not English but the fact that the bench isn’t used is insane says Robert mate so it’s so frustrating but it’s just not surprising I just don’t I just can’t speak I can’t speak rice that’s it get it out to Palmer one shot on Target in 70 minutes apparently here’s foden Rice go wide go wide look how many players we’ve got in the number 10 position though you’ve got Bellingham foden and Palmer all playing ridiculously narrow and the width is coming from Kyle Walker and sacka there’s Bellingham good play dink it dink it back post dink it dink it that’s the ball ah tell you what they’ve defended they’ve defended in the air very well Slovakia uh Hannibal says I can’t remember a credible chance probably hasn’t been one mate people bash the women’s team but they play better says Jonathan Southgate has a keep Cal and Carry On T Co he says Jordan Tonkin says someone needs to put Southgate in cuffs now imagine if a police officer did just turn up and took Southgate away there’s another Slovakian player down here but they they might they’ll just knock it out surely there’s got to be a sub manin La says one shot in 70 minutes worst managerial performance of a lifetime says Andy Ford and it’s Dave in it says if at first you don’t succeed change change nothing Russell P1 in the Austrian GP at least a Brit won something says Super Sub right here we go oh no he’s not making subs he’s just giving him a drink he’s just giving him a drink what what’s him bloody doing I thought he was making subs he’s giving him a bloody drink what a idiot I thought we had three or four Subs coming on he’s just giving him a bloody drink all that’ll do it’s special water what are you going to do get your special Sponge Out bloody hell giving him a bloody drink make some bloody Subs you Pratt Slovakia are using Subs you know what if I was Ole Watkins and I was Anthony Gordon I would go up to and Trent I’d tap him on the shoulder and say we’re off we booked half like we’re going now there’s no point being here you wasting my time I would I would I wouldn’t be able to put up with it I would if I was on that bench and I knew I should be on that pitch I would would not be able to put up with it I’d say to him I’m off I’ve checked myself out the hotel uh enjoy the rest of the tournament you absolute shitthead noed I wouldn’t be able to put up with it I wouldn’t be able to sit there and be patience patient I’d be like if I can’t play football and this first team has played like this for four games you know there’s just no point 15 minutes to go and he’s made one sub and we’ played with no balance all game all tournament no balance man this is sabotage this is pure sabotage this is what this is I I’m not having it anymore it’s sabotage let’s just lose so he’s guaranteed to be fired to I don’t want to lose I don’t want to lose we shouldn’t be L we shouldn’t be going out well we we deserve to go out but we we should look at the bloody he’s doing it he’s doing it on purpose that’s a lovely balling behind pigford’s there one sub in 75 minutes is astonishing going is Alo well if we score we’re going into extra time right any going to do anything now Gareth is is there any England players on that bench I’m going nuclear if we go out like I am going to go nuclear if we go out because this is just pure sabotage yellow card I don’t know how many that is is this rck bottom for English football says Brian well when we went out to Iceland it was in embarrassing but we were quite like this set of players are very good good old G says Luke Jones he might not make Subs but he hydrates the players he hates a droughts Gareth drought hates I think it’s it’s is something wrong with the PS5 controller um by the way the ball from the tripier shot from first half just landed in Norway that’s a goal oh shited take him off lell mate we’ve kept you on all tournament and you miss that take him off I’m not even going to name him it’s a free header from nearly six yards out and he’s missed it you know he’s been kept on the pitch for Pure nepotism pure favoritism he’s on the pitch for should have been off 15 minutes ago that’s what happens when you don’t make Subs there’s no point making subs now it’s too late this this lot I’ve got to do it who’s run the worst campaign Mark sunak or Southgate well that’s from St um he’ll make Subs in the 88th minute says think just score a goal Bellingham this is getting worrying now imagine what Spain or Germany would do to us says Frederick I can’t believe he’s only made one sub I’m absolutely stunned I mean I you know what I’m very very rarely lost for explanation even if I’m being pragmatic but I don’t think there’s a brain in England that can understand why you wouldn’t make Subs like we haven’t played well the system doesn’t work we’re not make creating chance after chance after chance it’s unor it’s disorganized chaos and he won’t make a change other than he just keeps his favorites on reminds me of that depressed pilot who flew the the yeah I’m not reading that happy um Maguire would have scored by now says Henry Rice good defending they’ve defended well Slovakia for a team that’s not done anything defensively attacking for 45 minutes they’ve uh they’ve defended well Southgate knows he cannot win this and has just given up his body language all China has been negative he knows he is not up for it says Andre Bryan Dan Harding says has he ever taken off Kane when losing look Kane might get the equalizer but long term he shouldn’t be on the pitch you know he’s still he’s still got foden and Bellingham on the team as well sacka oh good cross rice shoot oh he’s at the post and Kane misses hard a chance I don’t understand southgate’s tactics Kane Bellingham and foden look dead they could play they could play another game right after this and still not Score says Weston if Southgate had a YouTube channel what would it be called and what would he talk about paint tractors Mario I think tactics are reminiscent of O’s final season says the Beast thank you for the entertainment love your show best wishes from Germany says Nicholas well best wishes in the tournament mate because we ain’t doing anything Slovakia have made five Subs by the way 10 minutes to go you know why he won’t make you know why he won’t make a sub because he’s a bloody coward you know what he’s thinking I can’t take Harry off I can’t take Phil off I can’t take foden off I can’t take rice off I can’t take Palmer off because I’ve just brought him on he just he’s terrified of who to take off that’s what it is I mean if he’s so terrified of taking somebody off Here’s a thought take one of your center backs off you doy Pratt they’re not attacking take one of your bloody center backs off and put a striker on I don’t why do I know more than Gareth Southgate why do you know more than Gareth Southgate he’s on the best paid wage in the bloody tournament Alfie says do you think we’ll come back look we might we might we might do it mate but even if we do we’re not going to be sat there optimistic are we William says the fa surely wake up and get rid of Southgate if we lose oh mate he can’t stay if we lose like it’s it’s an embarrassment and not no I’m not saying Slovakia is an embarrassment I’m saying going out in the round of 16 and playing so in four games would be embarrassing G thinks this is group stage game says atoro I I just I’m actually not shocked I know I’ve said that a few times but I’m actually not shocked because um the guy literally wouldn’t get a job in the championship Azie Fu what a surprise what a surprise it’s Mayu he takes off he’s a coward he’s an absolute coward he will not take off certain players and I think we’ve seen it haven’t we he will not take off foden Bellingham he will not take off Kane he just won’t do it and E’s playing as a 10 he got more tens than a 10 times table like E’s gone straight into the 10 Palmer’s at 10 bellingham’s a 10 foden’s playing as a 10 Harry Kane’s desperate to play as a 10 hell I feel like I’m back at school doing the 10 times table 1 10 is 10 two 10 a 20 3 10 a 30 hell I can’t I don’t know why Anthony Gordon’s not been used in this tournament I really don’t I thought when he did the interview the other day he might get a chance but Mayu man of the match is subbed and we don’t win now hope we don’t win says perk yeah he’s took Mayu off because is a kid and it’s easy to take him off because he’s inexperienced um he’s absolutely terrified of he’s got to go he’s got to go he’s a nepotistic pratt you know how many time how many squads did he pick Kelvin Phillips for when he was like he’s just he just picks his favorites mate that’s why they’ve that’s why he stayed in a job for so long Kane noed absolute I I’d give Harry Kane of four today out of 10 as a player rating 5 minutes to go I can’t believe we’re going out the bloody Euros I can’t believe we’re going out of the Euros absolutely incredible absolutely is it really is I can’t get my words out this is a disgrace Palmer’s cross nah that’s not going to work you know we’ve been doing that all game as well whipping crosses in you’ve got to keep it on the ground oh Phil White says I hope all the ten hog outers seen this mother come on uh make sure you subscribe by the way bottom right hand corner I am doing Spain Georgia I’ll be joined by a big bottle of whiskey I think h i you know I think we need to do a go fundme for all the England fans that went out and watched this unbelievable 86 minutes I actually thought we would score you know for all the moaning I did think we would score a goal a goal against Slovenia and Slovakia let’s not forget it was nil nil with Slovenia as well foden cut it back not there not there you won’t play this for Man City Corner where’s Ari Maguire when you need him in Greece 20K watching on t to bloody hell thanks everyone who’s giv us a follow there cross comes in eie oh what a joke you know what I can’t wait to do my it’s going to be one of my favorite videos ever Southgate sacked that’ll be like England wins the World Cup there’s titles that you you know man united bring back Ronaldo you know I think back of some of the videos I’ve reacted to and been really genuinely happy I cannot wait for Southgate sacked even if we scam this and get to the quarterfinals Southgate sacked official is going to make me so happy I never want to watch England again under an absolute clown like this he has basically taken a collection of some of the best players we ever had and turn them into a shower of it’s incredible it’s the 89th minute apparently we still not had a shot on target no oh my Christ we haven’t had a shot on target we haven’t had a shot on target it says zero shots on Target and we’re into the 90th minute we scored no goals against Slovenia and Slovakia that is the footballing that is the equivalent of being a bloody multi-millionaire a billionaire and going out on a night out with a room full of people who want it and not getting it there we go missionary in his socks FC six minutes come on six minutes eie Corner we’re looky there’s only six we’re looking there’s six minutes here there’s still time AI on the corner punched Away by De depra the things pep could do with this team says Angel man I genuinely think the things I could do with this team I think the things you could do with this team I mean look I would definitely do better than Southgate 100% because I wouldn’t pick this team like he hasn’t got no tactics so it doesn’t matter doesn’t matter if I didn’t have any tactics because he hasn’t got any he’s just sending them out there on pure Vibes go and enjoy yourself so even if I just send them on pure Vibes at least I’d have a left Winger in Gordon I’d only have one number 10 I’d have a striker that gets in behind and I’d have a right back who who isn’t Bloody past it I mean Trent it’s not it’s not mentioned enough Trent should have come on we’re on the you know we’re trying I mean hold the back page like Trent should have come on half an hour ago Kyle Walker’s playing as a right winger and we’ve kept Trent on the Wi on the bench why why is he not bought Trent Alexander Arnold on for KL Walker when we’re attacking the whole half you know the guy you actually can put a cross in another Slovakian sub you know what I it always feels like to me this England team got a bit of criticism for being and they all sat there and went I fancy going to Greece it has that Vibe of just giving up he’s bringing Ivan Tony on for two minutes off mate off and never ever come back like go and get a job at mfield town if they’ll have you you absolute Pratt if it smells like if it steams like and it tastes like guess what it you wait for my match reaction Trent is on for foden uh sorry Tony’s on for foden two minutes to go so he’s not used Gordon and he’s not used Watkins he’s he’s decided to use eie and Tony I I I I I don’t know what what is it just taking a name out of hat just give him a few minutes I don’t know at least Southgate is wearing modern clothing says prag he’s wearing his wife’s t-shirt I don’t even know what he’s doing he used to dress well flick on yes Bellingham overhead kick get in England have got an equalizer 1 one we’re into extra time we don’t bloody deserve it but we’ve got it inspired substitution by Southgate bollocks but we’re still in it 1 oh my God how how have we got that done with a minute to go surely we win this in extra time now surely Bellingham with the goal I tell you what we we probably don’t deserve it we probably don’t deserve it but it’s a good goal by Bellingham that the athleticism and the overhead kick he’s got that perfect you can’t save that right in the bottom corner as well I’m sort of stunned because I just I I just thought I mean it’s 95 minutes and we’ve equalized I’m sort of stunned it’s a very good goal by Bellingham very good goal but you know you know what the first reaction is from Bellingham it’s all about this again shut up about criticism and look in the mirror you bunch of babies like you’ve been that’s your first shot on Target in the 95th minute and all they’re bothered about is the noise you rubbish Lads the criticism is Justified you’ve been you had have got absolute pelters if you’d have lost this game and you’re going on about noise I don’t know what South Gate’s doing with him it’s like a cult they genuinely think they don’t deserve to be criticized first game of extra time I think Slovakia is surely done they they’ve done nothing in the second half Harry Kane’s playing at number 10 now Jude bellingham’s playing next to I don’t know where rice is rice is yeah we’re playing Holding Midfield of Bellingham now and Harry Kane’s playing as a 10 I take Kane off and that’s extra time well we’re going into extra time um make sure you subscribe to the channel give us a follow we’ve got over 100,000 people watching uh got about 20,000 on Tik Tok 85,000 on YouTube England are alive what are your thoughts everybody because you know what I I think it it’s um it’s amazing that Jude Bellingham has pulled that out the bag um just I’m absolutely it’s Defiance that’s what it is it’s got nothing to do with Southgate that is one of the worst performances I’ve seen from England in a tournament and we’re extremely lucky to still be in it but you know Slovakia did nothing in that second half it’s our first shot on goal I think in the 94th minutes it’s incredible that we’ve scored one goal in two games against Slovenia and Slovakia I’m sure Switzerland will be looking at us and going they are easy to beat but look you still think um Rob Dobson says call the police Slovakia have been mugged you still think that you know I’m still sat there like we’ve got a goal but we’re rubbish like we’re really bad um but we should be winning this game anyway we we we should be winning this game from this point and we’ve just got to try and reset it’s back level we’re going into extra time we just got to try and reset and and and go again I suppose because it’s um it’s it’s one-1 um one shot on target look at that if you’re on YouTube One Shot On Target and that was The Equalizer first e equalizer first shot on target amazing moments football simple as that um does that mean we won’t get the box office match reaction now says Kenneth mate we we could still go out and I still I still actually I mean I’ll say it to you now whether we go through or not we’re very very very lucky to still be in this tournament I mean it’s the 94th minute it’s a very very good goal out of nothing and it’s our first shot on target Gareth Southgate has single-handedly nearly knocked us out of this tournament I mean mean his Subs have been incredibly slow um his tactics have been you know absolutely shite and basically we’ve equalized from throwing a ball into the box and Jude Bellingham producing a moment it’s moments football there’s there’s nothing more than that and um we will you know we would have been out of sight if we’ have played a half decent team um Slovakia I sort of don’t feel sorry for them I’m not even going to pretend I do um they sat and parked the bus for 45 minutes and got a goal but um yeah it’s not been pretty from England and you know I still sit here absolutely stunned by the lack of Subs again um how is Kane still on the pitch says rub I do not know I do not know I mean he the most active he’s been is when Bellingham scored and he was you know joining him with the celebration trying to make it about him I thought he’d done a flick on or something he did all England lucky judee’s got that Madrid DNA and I me I meet W uh wkim subbed in ASAP this squad is missing okay I’m not reading that uh uh as a United fan we’ve seen this before moments FC says David now we have to watch another half an hour of this crap says cal It’s not over and it’s him again says Savage just as Southgate plan says Trav England didn’t deserve that says Daryl England’s hero says Ty the only interesting uh about England’s game is the new manager he shouldn’t go near this team says shatter uh gonna celebrate his sacking like winning the World Cup says Kai at least Southgate is where have done that one from prags as well um look the only thing I didn’t like was Bellingham doing this you know talking about the criticism again I mean it’s it’s a weird mentality that some man united players have got as well they just can’t deal with criticism and they’ll score a bloody goal in a performance and they’ll start having a pop everybody going look at me you know where’s your criticism now it’s just a weak mentality and I don’t know what what South Gates generated in that team but they just can’t deal with the fact that people have quite rightly called them out for not being good enough and if they if they spent more time Focus I mean that’s probably why Anthony Gordon’s not being used because Anthony Gordon wasn’t worried about it but um Kane off Gordon on that will give us shape and balance Southgate won’t do it uh because he’s a coward but because he has no tactical now says marquitos hear me out in Pitch Perfect they keep doing the same bad song until they uh Jag an undeserved final um the ITV commentary immediately changing the narrative the emphasis on celebrating mediocracy is why we keep producing this crap says Robo we’re about to go now in the second half look I would expect England to have more chances um in the second half than Slovakia so hopefully we can you know get this one in extra time but um we’re up and running here now uh make sure you subscribe by the way bottom right hand corner thanks everyone’s tuning in give us a follow if you’re on Tik Tok um this squad Slovakia have Slovakia it’s going to be hard for them to change their momentum can I just say in relation to YouTube by the way we’re only 100 subscribers away from 196,000 which means we’re fast closing in on 1.2 million so make sure you subscribe bottom right hand corner England have got a free kick here a chance to whip across in um I feel if we get we can get the goal it you know it’s going to be very very difficult because they they I don’t think they can really get any momentum going Slovakia now but Cole Palmer England will be a bit confident now the crowd are up for it now deava punches it away and AI shoots and Kane scores Harry Kane 2-1 we’ve got the momentum I said if we can get the goal next then it’s going to be very difficult for Slovakia and England Slovakia you feel as if they just haven’t um dealt with that late goal that England have scored in the 94th minute and their heads seem to have have gone and England seemed to have found something here slovakians just look mentally dead on their feet and Harry Kane who for me is very very lucky to be on the pitch he’s in the right place finally at the right time and he’s never going to miss this he’s five yards out deaa punches it a he miss clicks it guehi and Harry Kane is not going to miss that there’s no element of offside it wasn’t guy I think it was Ivan Tony who flicked it on it was Ivan Tony putting it back into the mix and then Harry Kane makes it 2-1 to England it’s a funny old game and it’s Harry Kane and it’s 2-1 and I tell you what I I I don’t know what to think I do not know what to think other than I’m very very happy that England are going to be staying in this tournament because it was it’s been a horrible watch and it’s been a horrible tournament and uh it might not be scrap it might be Scrappy but but England England are in a strong position now now honestly what do you think we’re going to do do you think we’re going to go for the third goal or are we going to sit back two shots on target two goals sorry I’d lost the live chat there um Kane’s proved you wrong mate you see this shirt England I’m English I don’t lose I don’t lose I don’t want England to go out but I’ll be critical of the I’ve had to watch for the last four games and I’ll be stunned if we don’t get our asses handed on a plate at some point in the next two weeks but you know I don’t want to go out this have been a really good tournament and you want England to be in it but we’re there there’s no doubt about that I mean there’s there there’s not you’ll see it in my match reaction there’s no way I’m going to sit there and go it’s coming home or I’m going to listen to bedil and Skinner you know we’re extremely lucky to still be in this tournament and I hope that we at some point we’re going to find a way of playing but the next game is going to pick the same team again isn’t it it’ll be foden on the left it’ll be Belling him it’ll be Kane it’ll be imbalanced we won’t have gu at the back um I don’t know why the score hasn’t changed here let me just uh I wonder if it’s gone to extra time it’s not done it I don’t know why it won’t do it why it’s not updated it’s 21 to England anyway I can’t update the score because it’s done it’s not done by me it’s not a manual score thing so I don’t know why that’s not updated but it’s is definitely 2 one to England 94 minutes um do you think you’ll start Palmer says Tim I I I genuinely said when Ian Wright said it I would pay I would put sacka at left back Southgate shut you all up says Ali yeah we were all wrong he’s an amazing coach the amusing part is Gareth has got half an hour with players on his sub he wouldn’t give two minutes in normal places Nick P does this uh support England should do two Strikers to Samuel as Kane drops back he’ll drop Kobe in the next game not his friends says Melo another eight years of Southgate now enjoy says truck and Southgate is the luckiest man alive it’s ridiculous says Ross um Southgate is staying forever now says Daryl um I think that um I think look at the end of the day Slovakia did very well in the first half and in the second half that the only plan they’ve had is defense and you know when you’re playing a team that’s parking the bus you are just going to keep whip whipping crosses into the box and at some point chances will happen bellingham’s goal was fantastic um and the cane goal is is what happens when you keep whipping crosses into the box at some point there’s going to be a deflection a Mis kick and it’s going to it’s going to drop to somebody I mean Ivan Tony does very well to put it back in the mixer but E’s shots are Mish hit and but when you sit back and defend for you know 45 minutes to an hour then that’s what’s going to happen I mean England are going to do it now I don’t know whether it’s a good idea to be honest to keep sitting back because Slovakia um we shouldn’t be inviting the pressure but Subs make an impact and he should have made those subs earlier in Canada they just said Southgate has a has had a technical masterclass um Muhammad says this is why you bring Subs on they change the result if the manager knows about tactics or understands tactics which Southgate does not says Muhammad Tony’s getting a lot of love in the chat won’t be starting the next game mate I mean I don’t think a lot of these players will be starting the next game I can’t change the score I’m not even to acknowledge anybody saying it anymore I can’t change the score it’s done by a stats provider you know I don’t update all this I don’t update the stats and I don’t update the score so I can’t update the score it’s 21 to England if you don’t know it’s 21 look there’s 20,000 people on Tik Tok who haven’t even got a scoreboard you know so if you’re moaning about the score on YouTube Tik Tok owns you because they don’t even have a scoreboard and they know it’s 2-1 do you think people will protect Southgate now you haven’t seen my match reaction mate I haven’t even done it yet I ain’t protecting him protecting him at all it’s been a bloody embarrassment it’s as a coach it’s been embarrassing Bellingham and Kane have got him out of jail like he hasn’t tactically done anything we for 45 minutes we threw balls into the box and we had no shots on Target and in the last minute Bellingham produced a moment of magic to keep us in the tournament then in the first minute of extra time a deflection has been headed into the area and Harry Kane’s in the right place at the right time there’s there’s no there’s no there’s no strategy and there’s no construction to that it it’s Vibes it’s pure Vibes and man united fans know what this is all about because we saw it under Ole in his final year it’s just pure Vibe football there’s there’s nothing tactical about that it’s chaos it’s unplanned and there is no balance to that team and when we play Switzerland on Saturday he’s going to have to work a bloody Miracle because they’re an organized football team that won’t sit back for 45 minutes when they get one goal they’ll go for the second goal Lewis says why are we parking the bus because it’s Southgate mate he won’t keep attacking he won’t kill the game he’ll defend now Slovakia haven’t had a shot in about an hour but you can guarantee they’ll get near our goal in a minute I don’t know why we’re parking the bus we should just kill the game and get the third he’ probably bring a defender on now Lewis dunk will be coming on we’re not set up to part the bus anyway you’ve got two Strikers on the pitch you’ve got eie Palmer and Bellingham we basically got a front five like the best thing we can do is stay attacking coner is apparently coming on Isam says Southgate should go regardless of the result I think he will go after the tournament no matter what Ben number six says I said we need to play 442 and look at the result well the score mate not the result I’m just grateful we’re not getting a penalty shootout nobody wants that well no England fan wants that Matthew mcfan says if england don’t massively improve in the next game Austria will smash them we’re not playing Austria mate playing Switzerland but I get your point that equalizer you know what I know it’s 2-1 to England but that equalizer just hasn’t really for me I haven’t I’m still not I’ve still not processed that I I genuinely thought we were going out at that point you know 95th minute we’ve not had a shot on target all game you pretty much think you’re gone don’t you so to still be in this tournament is um well not to just still be in the tournament to be going through in this tournament it’s uh but we are we are sitting in here I don’t I don’t know I don’t know look they they’ve not really created anything in like I say in about an hour but um you know you don’t want to be doing this for the next 20 minutes there’s still 15 minutes thanks for all the follows on TiK ToK by the way uh on YouTube please share the video and subscribe bottom right hand corner England need hland says Justin uh if england exit early will that eliminate balandor for Juden Kane how do you stream on YouTube as well says top don’t jinx no penalties you’re asking to be clipped up says Aiden reminds of how looky ten hog was against commentry says Sanel why do people have to make it about man united I know I’ve got United stand but I’m watching England on that football I don’t get the United Obsession you know it’s true what they say isn’t it hated Ador adored but never ignored uh Connor’s obsessed with 442 it doesn’t work Connor in the modern game I thought we’re lucky not to get a foul there with this referee I thought he was going to give it akill says what’s your oh Cole Palmer go on take him on take him on luuy um I thought Kobe Manu played well we were doing well attacking says Lewis agree uh Bellingham needs to be careful because he’s on a yellow card you know we need to calm down a bit here because he would miss the next game wouldn’t he just having a look who’s on the pitch uh bellingham’s got a yellow gu’s already missing the next game so yeah I thought Mayu did quite well I don’t like this sitting back they’re in the Box again here Slovakia I do not like this sitting back oh my Christ back post and he can’t believe he’s missed it I mean it’s a sitter E’s probably put him off a little bit oh hell that could have been a goal that easily could have been a goal right that’s going to about to be the end of the first half this is what I mean sit back and then nearly score we shouldn’t be sitting back here you know we’re we’re just inviting pressure for absolutely no reason here there’s no reason to do it just get the game one for the love of God yeah there GM one I’m about to change the scoreboard I’ve got a manual one I’m going to use don’t worry people are moaning about it and it’s uh it’s actually bothering me now don’t I don’t know I think this has happened before why why it happens actually [Music] right that’s the end of the first half of extra time and England have scored with Harry Kane so it’s 2-1 at the moment we will be playing on Saturday afternoon against the Swiss and that just gives me a moment to change this uh score line let’s go Manuel um downlo look at me doing this in real time there we go um that’s not what I want no that’s fine okay pull you down that text it’s not two nil to Slovakia do not panic don’t worry about that I’m about to change all that um how do I do this uh England southgate’s got them all in a circle at the moment they’re all getting excited this is our year Lads this is our opportunity to show everybody who’s been slagging us off that we really are as good as Brazil 70 we got this Lads you’ve got my back I’ve got yours those Inflatables are being blown up right now for the pool party back at the hotel who’s the daddy me who’s the guy who’s who deserves the praise for this me not me personally I’m talking about Southgate um there you go I deserve at least a massive clap for that well done lemon cheesecake for dinner that’s what he’s telling him I don’t give a who’s going to win the ball Andor will all I care about at this moment is that the last two and a bit hours have been highly unenjoyable I suppose in a sense and stressful and I think I I think I got to the point where I felt that we deserve to go out um GTH says textbook sandbagging tactics from Southgate master class in liquid football coming in the quarters he’s got Connor Gallagher on now uh Kane and Bellingham are off conza and Gallagher are on so we’ve got to we’ve got to see this out we parking the bus even more now um I don’t know how Watkins can sit next to him really uh apparently the commentators just said Southgate tactical Master Class B read my Tweet at March go goldbridge south Gates team talk do it for Calvin Lads um England 2 Slovakia one we’ve got everything going oh I need to get the timer going again sorry about this sorry sorry sorry about this it’s completely wrong we’re not really that what we are 105 minutes so I’m just going to go I’m going to go if I do it from 16 that’ll work well we’re going to part the bus here it might it might you know what this is like this is like 80s football and a lot of you won’t be old enough for this but this is like the 80s so basically this used to happen a lot in the 80s you’d score a goal and defend your lead so England for basically the last hour have been camped in the Slovakian box and then we go ahead and then we sit back and defend it it’s a it’s a logical to the modern football fan because you just don’t see teams do it now it’s all about the high press possession you know keep the intensity going but it’s Southgate ball you know you go in front and then you sit back even though you’re playing against a team that’s dead on their feet and created next to nothing in the whole tournament you invite them and say have a go um we would have been much better off just keeping the foot on the pedal and and and and killing the game off uh will says who’s your player of the match I’ve got to give it Bellingham Just For The Equalizer mate yeah yeah what’s your thoughts [Music] got it in my head after last night uh uh Niki says goldbridge you look like a right now Kane has scored that’s not how football Works mate I’d have scored that goal he’s just in the right place at the right time it’s not do I’d still give Harry Kane a five out of 10 I you know I I don’t I don’t I watch football at a deeper level mate and I don’t I’ve said this before just because you score a goal doesn’t mean you have a good game he’s fine five yards out and the ball lands on his head anyone would score that what about the one he missed what about you know he’s totally in utter ineffectiveness in 90 minutes so I don’t think Kane’s had a good game at all he scored a goal if you think that’s a good performance and he shuts everybody up then you know he doesn’t look fit to me and I’m a big fan of Harry Kane but I don’t think he looks I don’t think he looks fit uh can you do let’s go City Shan go to meme says Henrik I can’t remember it was it let’s go City Sean go I can’t remember it um Southgate team talk do it for Calin Southgate for Knighthood could you say you I’ve done that textbooks sing okay okay happy for the win but we couldn’t we can’t kid ourselves Southgate management style is a massive problem says will um score has been changed are you going to do Spain against Georgia um I will do I I I can’t see myself being ready for 8:00 somehow I think it’s going to be um difficult for me to be ready for the start but um I’ve got to do a match reaction for this first but we we’ll definitely we’re definitely doing one yeah Southgate Mikey thank you very much don’t know what that means thanks for all the follows on Tik Tock don’t forget you can order my new book by the way that’s coming out very very soon scan the QR code uh we got some competitions as well on there just check it out um been signing some of the books today in Gold pen uh Slovakia got a free kick here I I don’t get worried you know what I don’t know whether it’s just me but I don’t get worried about free kicks anymore you know what was that one we saw on the edge of the box for Erikson yesterday against Germany I just don’t think people score free kicks anymore and it might be famous last words but I don’t get I you know what I think free kicks are the biggest myth in football because people never score them look straight over the bar I don’t I don’t I genuinely don’t think free kicks are exciting but we all go oh free kick like when do people any they never score them that the chance of scoring a free pick kick has got to be less than 1% um please sing I’ll survive for South Gate says ther no just depress me mate uh Slovakia have made about six Subs says Brian yeah poor Anthony Gordon he’s sat there next to Bellingham I just don’t understand it I mean E’s been getting on more than Gordon you know that’s probably because Southgate used to play for Palace favoritism again e he plays for Palace Southgate used to play for Palace he really does he he really is just makes rates isn’t he do you think we’re inviting an equalizer Mark um well we are whether Slovakia can get one or not I don’t want penalty I mean Ivan Tony will score a penalty for a start but I don’t want penalties we’ve had seven yellow cards remember over eight 61% of you said over eight in the poll good E’s done all right defensively you know I think your next book should be a novel about how you take England to Euros says Connor I’m just so happy that we’re still in the tournament you know it would have been I want England to stay in as long as possible for obvious reasons but it makes the tournament more interesting as an English fan to have your country still in it it’d be like Germany going out as the hosts uh we’re only 30 subscribers away from 197,000 subscribers so please do subscribe bottom right hand corner get involved with that football long throwing into the box it’s bouncing around in the Box Jon Stones clears it but not very well it’s an interesting cross into the back oh my God you know when somebody missed that header there I was like there’s a Slovakian player coming in and he might score oh thanks for all the follows on TiK ToK by the way because uh we’re very close to well we’re not very close but we’re getting towards a million which would be amazing so thanks everyone on Tik Tok you’ve been Legends today as well somebody in the someone on Tik Tok says come on let’s have some fun 22 in penalties that’s not fun that’s not fun Wills just said it as well England all day but I’m hoping for some penalties I know penalties are fun but they’re not just think about they’re not fun you know one of my first ever gifts was celebrating as beating Columbia on penalties penalties are not fun for English people like we do not like penalties I know it’s amazing when you win but we’ve had too many bad days you know what I actually feel I don’t know anyone else feels like this it’s taken me 20 minutes to start to get happy about England again I’ve been in so much shock since that Bellingham goal I I genuinely was you know I was prepared for us to go out and I think it’s taken me 20 minutes or so to start to get happy about it um I’ve got like I just can’t believe that 94 minutes I watched before it I think it’s I think it scarred me little foul on Tony another yellow card that’s eight I’ve just had a notification for Spain versus C uh Spain versus Georgia actually isn’t it I don’t want to tempt and jinx it because I thought we were going out but I think we might have I’m not I’m just not going to say it Liverpool fan says Southgate in or out I think you need to be in the doctors tomorrow morning if you’re Southgate inmate I mean unless you just you’ve been out all day and you see England 2-1 if you actually watched the game and been through this there ain’t no way you’re going to be Southgate in um the hilarious thing on Saturday is going to be when we see the team drop again because it’ll be the same starting 11 certainly 10 players will be the same he might drop Mayu but he’s not he’s not you know’s Kane will start again foden will start again Bell will start again we’ll have the same inbalance again of course we’re not going to have guy in that game so it’s kza coming on in this game is probably a good idea they’ve got a corner here Slovakia yeah gu he suspended isn’t he yeah it might not be that big I mean it will be a loss but kza would have been pushing guy anyway so boen needs to start I forgot all about boen Warton five minutes to go here fintech thank you very much for the follow I don’t think emotionally I’ve got any more reaction in me and that makes me think Slovakia won’t score I don’t I just I I I feel like I’ve I’ve used everything up good Header by Tony he’s been good been very good well he’s made a contribution I mean Slovakia are basically playing like we did in the second half they just don’t seem they look a bit out of ideas don’t they they’re trying to go wide and whip the cross in and uh conza does a good job there do you think bellingham’s good well I think he saved England tonight that you know there’s not many people who can score a goal like that you can’t play on when there’s two balls on the pitch he did we’ll have a goal kick he can play on back to the poll with yellows there’s been eight I think says Jordan yeah but it does say over eight or under eight so who wins I suppose eight or over or eight or under I should have clarified that uh Tony’s setup for Kane was very good devil yeah I’ve got to do a match reaction and then I’ll probably go straight into the the Spain game which is starting in 25 minutes must be bloody quick what would you use as the title for this G I’m going to do a match reaction but what would what would you use as the title CU I don’t want to go overboard but we’ve won so you know normally I’ll do sack Southgate now this minute or um same old I don’t swear um I don’t know what the title would be lucky lucky Southgate The Great Escape Southgate saved again yeah it’s got to be something like that Southgate Master Class definitely not lucky Southgate yeah I think lucky Southgate Works quite well you know it’s coming some people are getting worried about Slovakia scoring well to be fair you know I’m probably being a bit complacent myself we’ve got a lot of people in the box if a good cross comes in and uh a cross did come in but it wasn’t a good cross missionary on in socks football says Mario uh TP says what’s changed from Southgate World Cup and Southgate Euro 2024 nothing mate pretty much the same he never we never play good football we don’t do we we never play good football I’m starving I need to get some food I need to get some food any player you like from Colombia says Alejandro oh I used to like balderama I like Diaz in the current thing but here we go k just got to break the cross here it’s a good cross get rid of it get rid of it it’s bouncing around just Boot It Tony oh could be three oh no they’ve got a play back I thought Cole Palmer was in there go for the corner it’s 120 Minutes Tony I thought he was going to score 120 Minutes can’t be long we don’t know how long so it’ be Switzerland on Saturday at 5:00 tough game very tough game I mean look maybe England adapts to the you know the opposition one minute here for Slovakia they might have CH they might have time we only got 20 seconds they got to move it here he’s got time he’s got time to whip across in it’s not a bad one and pigford’s got it that’ll be it that’ll be it England will be going through look at pford he loves all this he he should get a job in the WWE look at him I don’t know if I speak there we go England go through Luke Shaw forgot about Luke Shaw um somebody’s somebody in the chat’s going Shame Shame sh I don’t know about that I mean don’t show me Southgate look I’ve got to do a quick match reaction otherwise I’d carry on but I’ve got to be back on here live in 23 minutes and do a match reaction because I’ve got to do Spain I can’t not do Spain we’re doing every watch along you’re absolute Legends for tuning in it’s been a tough watch but I tell you what you’ve been great company for me uh thanks everyone for tuning in and um I will speak to you all um at 8:00 live but I’ve got to do my match reaction now take care Legends speak to you in a bit
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Saved by the BELLingham
Hahaha 2 hours 16 min 40 seconds what was that crazy
southgate thanking the writers who wrote the script
It was like those games where United had Ole as Manager and we inshallah’d our way to victory.
Let’s go England! Mainoo played well today tbf.
Whats the point of having Trent and not using him!
THAT goal by Bellingham is just class. Do yourealize the balls it takes to attempt something like that in such a moment. Hats down kid, amazing.
90mins no goals from Slovenia and Slovakia and no shot on target for Slovenia wow worst England side in any tournament.
Switzerland 4 -1 England how we are even playing Switzerland is a major miracle
2:04:15 drink break for the boys
Mafia England!
We were so lucky it's unbelievable
I was so disappointed with Slovakia, they had it in the bag with seconds to go 🤡🥱🙄
In many ways we were lucky, but that goal was pure skill. No luck involved in the way Bellingham kicked that ball in the net
At 90+3 I turned my tv off, I turned it back in and see them celebrating And see the goal highlight, my class group chat blew up and I swung my red England shirt, then when Kane scored me and the class were singing three lions
Wow nearly 1 million views Goldbridge is the Watchalong GOAT 😎
England got lucky Slovakia missed the open goal from midfield.
Southgoat does it again.
6 shots on target all tournament says it all. No subs at all until an injury was criminal in this game as well.
Someone should be giving safegate a plane ticket tonight.
Since when have Switzerland been a footballing nation.Dont they make Toblerones!LOL🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Here in the netherlands we're licking our lips already, absolutely not afraid of this England. Austria and Switzerland on the other hand are a big problem, even Romania. No team on our side of the bracket is really a favorite, many different possibilities for the final fixture.
😊🎉❤Every day with you would be a happy ending. It's about the special mood I get from you.❤️😊
😮❤🎉She's absolutely stunning just leaving me speechless. Who else agrees?😊
England is winning euros
The most undeserving victory I think I've ever seen
If I was England, I'd do all I could to get Klopp. Whatever it took.
well mark aren't you a bundle of joy
Declan Rice can’t make one pass that advances the team forward.
It’s not sabotage Mark, he’s just clueless.
What happened to getting behind the manager and team when he gets the job done.. ??you have backed ETH and that has been absolute dross all season.
Southgate masterclass 👏👏👏👏
Love when he said we dont bloody deserve it
Belter.😂
As a Scotland fan have to say Bellingham goal is stunning.
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Sie ist vielleicht die bescheidenste und herzerwärmendste Person, die es gibt😂😂😂😂😂😂