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for for [Music] testing testing [Music] testing what’s wrong with YouTube what you mean WTF is this live yes it is live what’s wrong with that what’s wrong with YouTube why is it saying something went wrong what went wrong is it working [Music] testing life was planned I don’t understand anything you’re saying can’t you use proper sentences what are you talking about yes I plan to do a live stream today that’s why I’m live now what are you talking about no not 10 hours I probably do five or six hours why not do 24hour live stream because who’s going to watch that because I have stuff to do I got to have lunch have dinner got to play Elden ring I got to have shower then I got to go to bed I only stream the most exciting part of my life when I’ve got nothing to do we had to wait for you to join In The Stream don’t know cuz I had to make a stream event and then I had to choose the event to go live from my hair looks good today look at my Sideburn looking neat nice and neat I like a neat Sideburn yeah I’ve been playing the Elden ring DEC I think I’ve nearly finished it I’ve killed almost all the bosses I just defeated that Midas midra Madness boss and I killed that mesma guy the skinny a flame guy it took me like 2 hours to kill every boss it took me like 2 hours of practicing before I could defeat the bosses I think I’ve basically finished it boring though isn’t it it’s just same thing over and over again I found this one move that just lets you cheese the whole game you get the dry Leaf arts and then you just Spam pal blast over and over again it’s so easy is there a limit to the endless uploads on expert review Zone well you mean spamming out 10 videos a day no loads of people do it basically all the news channels spam out one video every 10 minutes that effect your life guy does it he spams out like 15 guides in a day there’s no downside to spamming stuff out that um what’s his face Harold Boulder does it who’ll disappear for half a year and then he’ll randomly pop up in Vietnam or some country and then suddenly you spam out like five Vlogs all at once it’s just a different tactic it wasn’t really a tactic I used back in my day I preferred the put out quality stuff and let people have time to watch it and then give them a few days before releasing the next one but when you don’t really have an audience there’s no harm to just spamming stuff out and letting the algorithm pick it out pick it up there’s no downside the faster you get this stuff out the faster the algorithm is going to pick it up and put it out to people so it’s in your best interest to make as much stuff and put it out as quickly as possible cuz you’re just wasting time what are you waiting for the longer it takes to post it to public the longer it’s going to take to be pushed out to people so you might as well just Spam it out the videos are doing better now they’ve all got a couple thousand views now when I first put them out for like the first whole day they only got about 100 views well people are not very talkative to there are you slow day huh my favorite piece of Beethoven I don’t even remember the names of the songs I’m okay my my malasian relatives are coming back today so so much for the whole oh I’ll get the whole house to myself and everyone’s going to be traveling the UK my mom kept saying I’m going to go travel around the UK with my family can you look after push kitten when you come home and I thought oh great I get to be alone in the house my mom had a fight with my relatives so then she refused to go with them and then they were going to go to Wales Manchester Scotland travel all across the UK they got to Wales and then they changed their mind and now they’re coming back what is the point they said it’s too expensive didn’t you like look at websites and stuff to like plan it so you should know how much it’s going to cost yes the UK welcome to the UK everything’s expensive they said the hotel is expensive food’s expensive so instead of going on to Manchester they went back to London with my sister cuz my sister and her husband went to Wales as well and now they all came back to London and now they’re going to come back here so they’re going to be here here until middle of July I don’t know what they’re going to do it’s like 2 weeks they’re going to go crazy there’s nothing to do here the UK is a boring country what what do you do here you go to London you see the palace maybe go to the museum eat fish and chips go to Stonehenge that’s it really what else can you do see a castle go to lead’s Castle there’s really nothing to do in the the UK it’s not like Japan where you got Kyoto and Nara and Osaka and then Tokyo and Yokohama and then I don’t know Mount Fuji you just drive endlessly across the country here and it’s just fields and trees and cows and a few towns and Villages here and there there’s really nothing to do in the UK that’s why it’s so boring that’s why I keep leaving to go to Japan or Asia I travel a lot but I’ve not traveled around the UK because there’s nothing to do so here I’m enjoying the last piece and quiet before the Chinese people come back then it’s going to be chaos I just hope my mom doesn’t have a big fight with them again that was so awkward I think the UK is nice if you got a nice house it’s relaxing food’s good country sighted it’s peaceful but I wouldn’t really recommend to come here to travel cuz there’s just nothing to do why would you go to Manchester they were planning to go to Manchester and I thought what are you going to do in Manchester I lived there for 6 months it was boring there’s nothing to do in Manchester there’s a museum I guess and there’s some Roman ruins such a tiny City and there’s no beautiful nature or anything you got to go outside of Manchester to see nature see the Peak District there’s absolutely nothing to do in Manchester it’s got an Aldi and it’s got Cinema and it’s got some people say the live music at the clubs that’s what’s so great about Manchester oh well music as if I can’t just listen to music at home boring Scotland was okay I guess for a few days can see the castle we can go to Ben Nevis no not Ben Nevis go to Arthur’s seat and you can walk around Edinburgh is more of a historic City so it’s more beautiful Manchester was the home of the Industrial Revolution so it looks ugly Liverpool was just depressing Liverpool was so miserable but yeah they find it very expensive because coming from Malaysia where the currency is very cheap compared to the pound everything must be so expensive for them it makes me wonder how was I able to travel across UK live in Manchester go to Scotland get the C sleep a luxury train back home when I don’t have a real job according to so many people but four adults from Malaysia find it too expensive to travel the country so I guess they’re going to come back here I don’t know what they’re going to do Wales in Northern Ireland they look so boring boring it’s just load of fields and small Mountains they’re back already oh I can’t even get one hour my mom and Dave Gibson went to meet Nigel farage CU he was doing like a speech an event in Maidstone oh shut the door I was hoping I go downstairs don’t know when my Malaysian relatives are coming back does your mom like Nigel farage I think she doesn’t even know who he is but Dave Gibson loves Nigel frage he worships him you could they were doing a live stream of the Nigel farage event and you could see my mom in the audience it pretty funny I’ll look at it later to find it they had 18,000 viewers in Maidstone my mom’s more famous than me oh shut up Sam I’m click baiting to get you people to click my damn streams otherwise you won’t click it why why do you think I’m going to clickbait idiot obviously I want people to click on the stream I’m not just sitting here for nothing Jesus Christ what was that other question um why did you come back to the UK because my sister was getting married and I ran out of money and I was bored in Asia and I missed my home I ran out of money basically didn’t really fancy sitting around in random Asian countries paying £1,000 a month to sit in some crappy hotel room but even if you gave me an infinite visa to stay in Japan I wouldn’t want to stay in Japan and do what sit in apple Hotel all day long blowing ,000 a month to sit in a tiny little cramped Apple Hotel no thanks Japan’s boring everywhere’s boring and expensive it’s not even fun to sit around in Japan got so bored of Japan bit Snappy today yeah I’m just kind of stressed cuz my relatives coming back today and it’s going to be chaos again I had four I think not even four days 3 days of peace and quiet where I could just go downstairs sit inside Ence enjoy my meal my mom’s coming up now oh my god did you take a picture she can’t even hear me half the time I have to like really yell to get her to hear me I can’t believe she couldn’t hear that what even paying the money for the hearing aids for it’s so hard to talk to my mom yesterday she was like Daniel can you help how do you put photos from the camera onto the computer and I said what camera about seven times before she answered me I was like what camera what camera what camera what camera I just kept saying it over and over again until she answered me so then I had to teach Dave Gibson how to put his photos from his camera onto his laptop I left my thingy downstairs my SD card reader I have very quiet soft voice my mom cannot hear me I have to yell like projects my voice which I’m not good at so I don’t even I can’t be bothered to talk what’s the point too much energy I’m too tired I can’t be bothered she has hearing aids but she still can’t hear they’re not very good is Tommy Robinson your new Step Daddy I don’t like Tommy Robinson I don’t know why he just he has like this chavy annoying Vibe but I like Nigel farage you see whether you like the personal not is so important cuz they could be standing for the same things but I just I don’t really really like Tommy Robinson he gives me chav Vibes I think people just vote for who they like not because of what they stand for or what policies they’re going to introduce Tommy Robinson is like the leader of all the chavy football Hooligans who I dis like as much as everyone else or anyone else in the country I hate basically everyone in the UK apart from I don’t know 5% of the population I don’t think Hooligans and stupid people should be able to vote what do they know about the economy and politics and how to run a country imagine some idiot 18-year-old who’s like a foot B chav what does he know about running a country he shouldn’t be able to vote this is why democracy is stupid you let all the idiots have an effect on the future of the country and then the country goes down the toilet what do you expect you should have a degree in politics and economics at least to be able to vote so you actually know what you’re doing and no one here knows anything about how the world is run or let alone how to run a country I mean I’m allowed to vote I’m the biggest idiot here who makes the worst terrible Financial choices and decisions and they’re letting me vote that’s just crazy you think I understand about how to run a country and then you’re going to let me vote okay this way democracy doesn’t work if I was going to vote I’d probably vote for Nigel farage I’m not voting for rishy sunak and labor I don’t like K St he’s an idiot he keeps saying his dad’s a toll maker when no one cares yeah I’d probably vote for reform but I honestly honestly don’t really know what the difference would be Nigel wants to kick people like you out the country no I’m British born and bred they said you wouldn’t have to pay tax unless you earned over 20,000 a year I probably earn like 10,000 the year now my channels are so dead so in June so far I’ve made about $700 and there’s only 6 days left in June might be able to get up to $800 if I grind but the elderen ring stuff’s not really working well why is there always some random guy typing the nword in the chat I have to ban him oh my God I Can’t Ban him from streamlabs where’s my damn moderator Kerry B is slacking where is I got to go on to my live stream stream live stream chat okay he’s banned what’s the plan for making money hm I don’t know maybe I get a job at lead’s Castle now my mom’s retired I can have her job cleaning toilets make way more money than doing this I made like £1,200 that’s like $1,600 it’s nearly triple what I make on YouTube crazy to think someone just cleaning toilets makes more money than a famous YouTuber Wild I was hoping Elden ring would blow my channel up but so far it’s been pretty slow they’re getting a couple thousand views but they’re making like $5 each how’s my British poop it’s the best poops I’ve had in two years so I really don’t understand why my poops were liquid in Thailand it’s got got nothing to do with the food cuz I didn’t eat Thai food I had Japanese and western food in Thailand and I cooked my own food here in the UK I literally just had a Rustler’s microwave burger and a packet of crisps it’s not like my diet here is any good either as soon as I left Thailand all of these weird problems I had disappeared like the skin rashes on my hand I don’t use the corticosteroid cream anymore look at my hands completely smooth and clear when I was in Thailand stupid rash kept coming had to put cream on it to stop it from spreading it was so bad November 2022 my entire hands were covering this itchy [ __ ] rash drove me crazy do you think the only reason I can think of is the tap water when I wash my hands and the water in the shower is the dirty tap water as well so I was washing my whole body in thae water how do you filter the shower water maybe it was the heat could have been the humidity it’s either the humidity or the water it can’t be the food cuz I wasn’t eating the food was eating imported Australian beef and imported New Zealand potatoes they don’t grow potatoes in Thailand they don’t even have beef in Thailand they import it all from New Zealand and Australia the only food I don’t know what food they grow in Thailand natively bean sprouts rice don’t know as soon as I left Japan went to I mean as soon as I left Thailand I went to Japan all these problems disappeared my poos went back to solid logs my skin cleared up I lost all that chub and go in Thailand I don’t know what’s wrong with Thailand my body does not like Thailand at all I don’t know if Thai people like that do they all just have liquid poo and that’s normal they all seem to have fat betties as well like all the policemen all got big fat bellies I think it’s really hard to avoid getting a fat belly in Thailand I think the humidity just makes you fat cuz you become lazy and not very active I got protein powder today trying to bulk up again I think I’m starting to notice my muscles coming back look and look at my biceps it definitely looks bigger now doesn’t it compared to a few weeks ago I lost all my muscle in Japan look I look ripped so I got protein powder cuz I read that if you want to build muscle you should be eating 1.2 kg of protein per body weight so I’m about I’m about 50 kg I should be having 70 protein 70 gram of protein I had a rustless microwave burger and two slices of bacon for lunch but that’s only going to be like 20 G I need another 50 g so I need some protein powder cuz I’m not getting enough protein I don’t know if I should get creatine said creatine is to give you energy for the work out and then protein is to repair and build muscle I miss having big fluffy chest muff muffles muscles cuz in Thailand I built my muscles up quite nicely and then I lost them all in Japan I quite like working out actually you stand in the mirror and you can see the muscles getting bigger it feels nice but you don’t I don’t really notice getting oh my relatives are back back in the rental car I should be like oh back already what happened to Manchester and Scotland H be really annoying oh my God the Chinese screaming and yelling is it’s about to recommence Here We Go Again living in a Chinese household is like imagine your parents arguing and shouting every night and then you’re hiding your bedroom going oh my God it’s funny people think I’m half Malaysian as if I’ve got like Malaysian Heritage or my relatives are iian when we’re not they’re literally just Chinese people who grew up in Malaysia there’s nothing Malaysian about them they don’t speak Malay don’t eat Malay food I’m pretty sure their cultural habits are not Malay they’re just Chinese people so I wish people would stop saying I’m Malaysian or anything if anything I’m like of Chinese descendants for example at the wedding the best man probably Googled how to say hello in Malay when he should have done it in Chinese people don’t understand Malaysia it’s like 20% Chinese 10% Indian and then rest M my mom’s first language is Chinese they don’t I don’t know but I don’t think they even speak Malay I think they speak like basic Malay but they pretty sound foreign to a Malay person I’m sure they can get by in Malay but I’m pretty sure they don’t sound like native Mala they pretty sound like Chinese people speaking Malaysian my mom doesn’t speak Malay she knows like a few few what’s ice at Greetings oh my God how did I forget English by the Japanese straightway she knows a few greetings and she can say like Ababa or whatever it is Sal it just sounds like that it’s like Indonesian kind of Hindu language doesn’t your dad have relatives yeah my uncle and auntie live next door the English ones that’s what Malay is like imagine well my English relativ has never come over to stay unless it’s the Australian ones cuz it’s quite far the Australian uncle came when my dad died but he didn’t come to the wedding I think he’s sick I think he’s got cancer everyone’s got cancer now even Victoria’s dad’s got cancer I saw him at the wedding he looked pale as fridge magnets he looks so pale like he’s going to die anytime join the club Victoria we’re all fatherless now I will help you through this tough time my condolences Nigel farage was in Maidstone my mom just went to meet him with Dave Gibson they took a photo I show the photo beautiful smile Mr farage and Dave Gibson my mom said she shook his hand yeah he’s in midstone now he was doing some kind of speech like a tour part of the campaign Dave Gibson leaked yeah no he has a YouTube channel he wants to be on YouTube he’s always asking when he can make a video with me can’t barrage the farage I think that’s like the meme Dave Gibson loves snigel farage he said he’s a God my English relatives are really awkward and weird they don’t talk to me the uncles don’t talk to me they’re really shy and awkward and weird or maybe they just hate me I don’t know they either really hate me or they’re just socially stupid like me I think all the Lord men are kind of weird they’re all really antisocial introverted awkward but the aunties who are not blood related they’re just their wives the aunties all really nice and friendly they’re always like oh hello Daniel how was Japan they didn’t ask me how Japan was this time they kept asking me when are you going back like what are you doing here when you leaving felt like don’t know it felt like I was being questioned why am I back when am I going back I don’t know don’t really have plans you’re going to be here for a bit you got a problem with that just sounded weird when are you going back uh when I want to maybe jeez get off my back side no they don’t care about my YouTube channel they probably don’t even know how I make money they’re probably like oh I don’t know how Daniel travels the world when he doesn’t work I bet his mom gives him money that’s probably what they think they probably don’t even think I make any money doing YouTube I don’t even know what ads are or ad senses don’t even understand donations why would they give you money I don’t know I had to explain to this British man at the karaoke bar in Osaka why my viewers give me money he seems so baffled but he was young he was like 30 something he’s pretty younger than me and he just did not get why anyone would give a YouTuber money I don’t know she did give you 11k yeah to pay my tax penalty not to travel yeah no one asked me how Japan was maybe they knew that it annoys me but then they were asking me when are you going traveling again I said I don’t know I said I owe my mom a lot of money I had to pay £6,000 in tax penalties imagine if I just did my taxes properly when I was supposed to I would have an extra £6,000 could buy a car and I have an extra I had to also pay thousands in interest for late payment since 2018 they they added on interest year by year plus the tax penalty they don’t message me anymore I guess they’re happy they got their money I feel I feel used pump and dumped they got 20K out of me and then they stopped talking I wonder if next year they’re going to ask me again to show my bank statements should get a part-time job no never my dream was to support myself doing YouTube if I get a job I failed my dream and my goal in life which was to become financially independent without getting a job I’m only 3 years away from being 10 years without getting a job yeah well I’m never going to pay tax error again cuz I’m just not going to make enough money if Nigel farage becomes a prime minister he’s going to make it so you can make 20K without paying income tax God for that alone I would want him to be my prime minister but wouldn’t the country lose so much money if they stopped taxing people I thought we’re already broke and we need to tax people more not tax people less yeah he probably can’t do that I reckon if you did that you would bankrupts the country because you’d have less money for taxes don’t think it’s financially possible yeah so if they didn’t tax me I would have spent the money anyway on products and services so the money would have gone back into the economy just in a different way and I would have been happier it’s not like I would just put 20K in my bank account I’m not doing anything with it I’d buy a new gaming computer buy a car buy a phone buy some new clothing well if they change it so you don’t have to pay tax unless you earn over 20k they should give me my money back cuz I PID tax on earnings over 12K I want my 8k back or whatever oh I get the money back somehow I’ll join back up to the job center get £400 a month it will take me 400 * 4,000 it took me 4 years on benefits to get my money back you took my 20K because of tax I’ll get it all back from the taxpayer through the job center Daniel always [Music] wins it’s still broken oh my God now I can’t go on benefits now because I’m making money from YouTube they would see my YouTube income and be like are you not allowed to have income if you’re going to claim job Seekers Daniel stupid poine was start nagging me Pauline was like the job center job Seekers allowance money is to help you find a job Daniel not to go on holiday in Japan I said I was looking for a job in Japan idiot which technically I was I went to Japan I got a job didn’t I using the money I got from jobseekers allowance so you lose I win Pauline I out debated her she tried to sanction my benefits so I just left I went to Japan yeah I don’t know if I can get unemployment benefits if I’m self-employed cuz you’re not unemployed if you’re self-employed surely Pauline has died she was like 60 back in 2010 so she’ be like 80 now she must either be dead or retired I forgot what she looked like every time I try and imagine her I keep imagining Margaret I mean what’s that woman Theresa May I keep picturing Theresa May when I picture Pauline I forgot what she looked like she’s like old British woman with white gray hair short haircut £ 400 is incredibly low yeah I Googled it they said £91 A week and you’re supposed to be able to live off that I don’t know who can live off £400 a week You’ have to be living living in a dormatory full of 15 or 10 people Daniel always wins no I can’t be bothered I’d have to keep going to Maidstone every week risk getting beaten up at the train station or I bike there and then risk my bicycle getting stolen and then I get lecture at the job center and then sent on stupid CV interview training hated it they sent me to this twoe course on how to go to interviews and I was so bored I just sat there doodling and then the teacher saw me doodling and then he took me out the class to have a word with me he was like Daniel can I have a word with you step outside please and then we went to this other room sat me down and he was like don’t you think it’s incredibly rude rude and disrespectful to the other people who are here to work hard when you’re sitting there doodling don’t you think it’s disrespectful to me teaching a class and you’re not even listening stupid idiot yeah cuz I don’t care and I was forced to be here I don’t want to be here he said don’t you think it would be better if someone who actually wants to be here it’s so annoying the way he spoke like the tone and everything condescending obviously I don’t want to be here and I was sent here against my will so I said okay I’m going to go home then don’t really want to be here to be honest so he said okay you can go home then and then I got a phone call from the stupid jump Center saying that I refused to attend the class and then they sanctioned me stupid job center he asked me if I want to be here and I said no I want to go home hate going to the job center you go write out this stupid diary like Monday I phoned Marks and Spencers inquiring about a job Tuesday I sent off two job applic I didn’t do any of this by the way I just made it all up I don’t know what it’s like now but it used to be so annoying and then the longer you’re there claiming the more hostile they get towards you like so Daniel why haven’t you been making much effort why haven’t you been making more phone calls they start nagging you it’s really annoying and it’s full of horrible people the people that go into the job center little stupid chavy idiot fat and ugly smelly say the FW every sentence Oh I need to tell you I went to Maidstone yesterday I think it was yesterday for the first time since I got back to the UK and it was so weird like culture shock so my mom drove me to M Stone went shopping in this newly opened Asian supermarket and it was so weird so first of all driving in the UK after coming back from Thailand was so weird the cars drive so slowly here 30 mph and then 40 on the big road up to 60 but everyone’s doing like 45 it felt so slow and the roads were so quiet like two lane tiny Road barely any traffic no motorbikes it just felt so weird and quiet and slow compared to Bangkok traffic and then we get to Maidstone and Maidstone just looks like this boring small old zero development zero growth it’s like nothing changed time Stood Still for midstone no Economic Development or growth nothing new all these rundown ugly brick stone buildings with boarded up Windows from failed businesses and then the people were weird the English people weird they just randomly say these onliners like the NPCs out of GTA and they say the f word so much and the girls there some of the girls that are quite attractive slim nice bum and everything but then when they open their mouth it’s like oh my God how can they look okay but they sound so awful [ __ ] H mate it’s [ __ ] raining they’re like that I couldn’t believe it I so these two girls go by and they look quite attractive and then they were like [ __ ] raining sounds so horrible imagine dating imagine that’s your girlfriend oh my God they sound so stupid went into Burger King and they’re like these fat chavy British girls where I was standing and they were like oh my God why is they f [ __ ] messaging man why did everyone here speak like they got down syndrome now I get why Americans make fun of the British like the ches we do sound stupid don’t we God midstone is such a dump the people they like idiots I don’t know how you date a brtish girl when 80% of them talk like that I bet the sex is really hot though imagine having sex like really chavy girl and she’s like it’s so [ __ ] good mate but then you finish and then you’re gross out and you just want to go home oh my God I don’t know how the British guys date these chabby girls I could not date someone who talks like that I don’t think any of my viewers speak like that I met a few British girls who watch my channel thank God none of them talk like that maybe it’s just Kent like mstone area people sound like that I don’t think I have any kentish viewers who girls I sound so Posh compared to these people but really I’m not Posh compared to actual Posh people I just in comparison to these people I sound really Posh but that’s not saying much the regional dialects sound so dumb oh well thanks Ben Smith Sabrina is so smarter than you she’s actually a software engineer now unlike your pathetic failing wannab be successful YouTuber bum that’s funny there was she builds things while you shove things up your bum there was a kid called Ben Smith at my school he was a prick he was always saying [ __ ] this and [ __ ] that every bloody sentence yeah well I’d rather shop stuff up my bum than do coding what boring job just sit there typing out random numbers and letters oh yeah I check my PayPal and you know every time you donate $1 I lose 30% of it to the PayPal fee it’s so annoying so I got $41 donations last stream but PayPal took 30% of it so I only got about $30 cuz every time you donate every time I get money on PayPal they take a base fee of 30 so if you donate the $40 as one lump sum I would only pay a couple dollars for the fee but if you pay the $40 in 40 donations $1 each I’m paying 30% per donation but I guess people want to do the text of speech not just do one lumpsum bit annoying but what can I do I got one donation $20 and the fee was only $150 so that’s not too bad but then if I get $21 donations I would only get $15 or no $12 I think Sabrina makes more money as a software engineer than you ever will with stick G is up your bum you a broke loser Daniel now I’m pretty sure the top only fans stars make way more money than a Code Monkey does it’s just I’m not really doing it anymore oh my God what’s happened to my Clipper if I actually Focus all my efforts on doing only fans I could probably make 25 30k yeah oh well thanks just in torage normal girlfriend how was threesome there was no threesome yeah all the coder is going to get replaced by AI soon anyway coding is not difficult you just have to remember a lot of codes since no more GS how was threeome with blood and Sun well I don’t kiss and tell anymore it doesn’t benefit me you’ll have to wait until I’m about to die then I’ll release all the secrets if you want to know all the secrets just make sure you don’t diee before I do I’ll Spill the Beans when I’m about to die yeah so coding when I was coding it wasn’t difficult you just had to memor memorize a lot of code how to do this how to do that what codes to remember AI can just instantly memorize everything unlike humans humans take a long time humans take years to learn anything cuz it’s so much stuff to remember and the human brain is very slow you can’t just like plug in a data stick and instantly upload all the knowledge what do you mean I don’t know anything I coded my own video game from scratch and I learned all the code myself and when you memorize and remember the code it’s like speaking Japanese is not difficult if you just memorize the entire language if you knew all the words you would be fluent at Japanese it doesn’t take intelligence it just takes sheer memorization ability AI you can just upload the entire language and then it’s fluent in Japanese I made this like 2D side scrolling game where I was the main character and I had a gun and I was shooting the Hong Kong guy broke up with you sorry to hear that but you don’t seem very sad hope you find another Miller soon that is more entertaining anyway no I didn’t say anything that she broke up with me there’s no updates apart from it seem I don’t know if it’s true or not but it seems like I don’t know I have this feeling she’s getting brainwashed by a cult you are just jealous Sabrina can actually code unlike your stupid bum who doesn’t have any skills Mama Lord is proud of and you’re the hardcore gay child Mama Lord is embarrassed of my bum hole can take 12 Ines I don’t think she can so she started my girlfriend started going to this it’s like self-help inspirational you know who’s that guy who was famous for doing self-help stuff big to Tony Robinson you know Tony Robinson events she goes to like this one in Thailand and it just seems like a cult and now she’s like lecturing me on you know you got to accept yourself and for future self-development and you got to believe in yourself I can do it you know that kind of stuff and I think it’s because she’s recently been going to this Tony Robinson thing where it’s about you know you can do it believe in yourself that mumbo jumbo so I think she’s getting brainwashed by a cult she said she recommended me to sign up to it too in the UK she said it was like £500 and they will help me fulfill my dream of becoming a big YouTuber and I was like okay sure whatever yeah I’ll just pay £500 and unlock the abilties become the next PewDiePie I hate this stuff it’s so lame and cringe it’s like oh I’m going to sign up to Andrew Tate’s University of Warriors or whatever it’s called The Warrior University where I learn how to be an alpha male just pay Andre R £1,000 first I heard his course is like course one learn how to play chess his advice is to play chess why is Andrew Tate’s obsession with chess he’s like the king can only move one square at a time because like in real life men have to work hard and move one step at a time to get anywhere and the queen can jump across anywhere in the board because women they just jump from one place to another without working for it cuz they’re beautiful and they can just jump across the board and he said chess is designed to reflect real life he kind of has a point but it’s kind of funny to think of it that way too cuz a lot of men have yachts and mansions not because they worked for it they just inherited it well they got lucky just like I mean ugly women can’t jump across the board only beautiful women can just jump across the board and hop onto a Millionaire’s yacht you got to be a beautiful woman not every woman’s beautiful it took her less than a year to learn she’s smart it took me two it took me one month to learn how to code my own video game I could code better than she could if I had the interest if I got the interest and the passion I put in like this autistic obsessive ADHD 24hour a day obsessed with it I can learn I learned Japanese in like 5 months I learned Korean in 3 months CU it’s basically just Japanese same grammar same words similar structure you know in Japanese you got particles like wa and GA and or and ni they got the exact same ones in Korean they’re just different sounding it’s exactly the same rules as well I forgot what KN was in Korean I think it’s a isn’t it just e e is NE and L and is and G is g g is literally just G in Korean and and nun is what so it’s literally the same language so easy to learn yeah so you can pick holes in Andrew Tate’s chest Theory by saying women can only jump across the board without putting in the work if they’re beautiful if they’re not beautiful they got to work as hard as men if it’s so easy you would have done it you’re just jealous of Sabrina I did do it I made my own video game from scratch I just got bored moved on to different things I can do anything I want if I’ve got interest in it if I’m not interested I can’t do it I have to be interested to put effort into doing it super chat’s quiet um I might have to just turn up my computer volume it’s coming out the laptop speaker and the mic’s not facing towards I put volume on Max but really I need the computer audio to be coming through the sound but I don’t know how to do it usually there’s a desktop audio thing but your school report said Daniel’s quiet student I think I have it in my drawer I said today Daniel learned about the ancient Greeks and the Roman Empire he has a keen interest in historical events Daniel has shown great talent in his painting during the art class today but it said mathematics Daniel has struggled with mathematics he needs extra help nigar [ __ ] [ __ ] I can’t how do you mute that too slow going get me demonetized how’s your relationship with your sister uh she was here for the wedding and a few days after but I barely spoke to her because she was always busy and there were too many people around so I didn’t really get much opportunity to talk we only talked a bit when she asked me where to stay in Tokyo I don’t know I just said shya if that’s where if you want like the action and liveliness outside your doorstep shya was pretty Lively I stayed in Shinjuku and it was boring Shinjuku is so boring there’s nothing there it’s just a train station oh my god when my girlfriend came to see me in Tokyo on our first night together I took her out walking around Shinjuku couldn’t find anywhere to eat Japan is weird cuz they’ll have nowhere to eat but then they’ll have one one area where all the restaurants are and then everywhere else outside that area it’s impossible to find anywhere decent to eat so we’re walking around and around and then finally we find Royal host and I say let’s just go there I had Royal host before that’s quite good and then after Royal host well I had a beer at Royal host and then afterwards I needed to pee so badly I was going to wet myself and then we were like sprinting running trying to find a toilet and finally found one in the park it was so horrible I went into a comini no toilets I walked into this car Park area with a security guard and he was a [ __ ] I said toy musk and he was like stupid [ __ ] idiot so I said yeah but do you have a toilet I don’t care if it’s a stupid car park I need to [ __ ] piss idiot he was like but this is a car park I didn’t ask what it is I asked you have a [ __ ] toilet because stupid serious face on him stupid old man security guard when you ask anything kind of out of the ordinary to Japanese people they were like they look so spastically stunned like you just ask them if they sell Yachts at this car park I just asked for a toilet it’s like the AI programming is malfunctioning I am not programmed to answer your question this is a car park Not A Comin I had to ask him twice before he actually answered the stupid question so annoying they’re so unhelpful he just said we don’t have a toilet you can use so you have a toilet you just not letting me use it okay gotcha prick so I had to power walk to the park they always got toilets at the park if you need a toilet just go to a nearby park they usually have a toilet the Comin is annoying if it’s like a big one in a not very busy area they got a toilet but in theity centers they shut the toilets off in all the cominis I needed toilet so badly so annoying I just had a beer R and a glass of water and I was bursting for the toilet and we just walked and walked and there was nothing it walked all the way to Shinjuku I was trying to find some cool Tokyo Vibes Japan Street to show my girlfriend and there’s just nothing and then we finally found like a little Street near the station where had neon signs arcades Shinjuku was boring then I took it to Shibuya and it was way more interesting they had the big crosswalk all the big buildings and the music the anime music the big screens that was what I wanted when you think of Tokyo I think you’re thinking of Shibuya that kind of vibe Shinu is rubbish and what else was it yeah Tokyo Station rubbish nothing there I went to akih habar without her though I went there before I got that little microwave I got recognized in akih habab when I was getting my microwave oh yeah my microwave is here it even dings you can open it and my best purchase from Japan yeah I’m not really looking forward or in a rush to go back to Japan I would just be bored again the only point of going to Japan is to meet some woman that was the only exciting thing about going to Japan without the idea of like a woman to meet I’m not really excited at the prospect of going to Japan is Johnny Somali in Japan what I thought they banned him from Japan what else did I get from Japan I don’t really buy gifts or trinkets apart from that microwave Japan’s boring Bor of Japan oh what who’s that van oh is that my protein powder delivery I want to get ripped I think that’s my Amazon yeah Amazon van I don’t understand why sometimes Amazon delivery comes in a big fancy Amazon branded van but then other times it’s literally just some middle-aged woman in a tiny little Volvo running around handing out packages like she just robbed the Amazon warehouse I like these proper Amazon Vans how’ you get those are those for the the long-term experienced delivery drivers you got to work for 2 years before you get upgraded to the Amazon van entry level is you drive your own car The Peasant mobile you work at Amazon for two years you get upgraded to the wagon I don’t know I’m just talking rubbish that’s just my guess maybe I go and make a protein shake review it on stream hold on I need my protein for e do you want to see my Damascus chef’s knife 67 times folded Damascus steel oh my go it’s hot UK is getting hot again uh do I need a spoon to stir it I guess I need a spoon too okay protein powder unboxing look at my knife it’s nice right ah look I got whe protein vanilla ice cream 18 G I mean 18 G per serving so I probably need like two servings to get enough protein so only 20 servings it was 10 I got vanilla milkshake flavor it’s getting hot I don’t want to take off my hoodie though yeah I need to eat more but it’s hard to eat more I’m also scared if I eat too much bacon I get cancer how much would I have to eat I think it’s like 8 g of protein in one bacon s GR in one egg I would have to eat like 10 eggs to get 70 g of protein I got milk as well oh I need a spoon I think oh what it’s not even sealed why is it already open oh it’s got like a thing I thought it have a plastic seal around it but why is the lid covered in powder like it’s been opened already weird look it’s covered in powder around the edges too do you remember when I was eating hule drinking hu every day uh when I opened it it just farted it went oh it smells weird oh oh my God it smells like cardboard oh the hu was disgusting it was so bad I got a comment on cuz I made a video about um unboxing my hu and then the hu official YouTube account commented on it oh it’s like cardboard grinded into powder look this powder is going to make me ripped and beat up those chav kids at the station I need a spoon damn it for stupid sunlight comes shining into my room at this time makes it really hot what’s that hit can see a hair dangling wait it says one serving is 18 G but how big is one serving oh crap what’s that leed’s castle don’t sure lead Castle we stole that c what team standard distance third place who won that was that my mom yeah my mom won the third place in the cycling long distance the team standard distance third where did my mom get that from there should be a scoop uh unless it’s buried in there I don’t see a scoop oh it says protein 72 g of protein per 100 G and this is a 500 G tub so 50 g would be 30 g of protein but I don’t know what 50 gr is I don’t know how much it weighs whatever unless I have a weighing thing oh it’s out of batteries cuz I could weigh the glass and then weigh how much it is with the powder in it and subtract it from the glass weight imagine I accidentally blow it and I get protein powder all over my computer so how much is that I should do it spoon this side sizes says one scoop is 25 G but how big is the scooper I put three scoops maybe I think that’s enough maybe one more scoop oh there is a scooper in there I can feel it why do they bury it right at the middle bit got dig out the scooper listen what stupid idea why didn’t they put the scoop outside of the box at least I get a free scooper okay is that enough it’s quite a lot I need more protein I show you my muscles and then I got some milk should put this yeah I need to get I do have like a fruit blender when I used to make smoothies I can use that oh I should have brought it up to my room next time oh you can’t see it hold on you’re missing the action going drink all the milk I think there’s 10 g of protein in a glass of milk can’t believe that came out for cow nipple disgusting but it tastes so good oh my God I think I put too much pow so how many days do I need to eat protein for before I see the effects I should work out first maybe I already worked out this morning maybe I’ll work out first to tear my muscles and then I drink the protein 10 I can do 11 and then one I can’t do I can’t do more what there and then one more one more set I can do eight [Applause] and one more what how am I I can’t do anymore I can’t what how come I couldn’t do more how do I do eight on the right arm but only four on the left arm is it bigger now I eat I drink the protein yeah unfortunately I got the narrow Asian shoulders you know how Asian girls they got they look like they got big head and a small body it’s just cuz they got narrow shoulders and hips and then white women they got like big broad shoulders look at Tater Swift her shoulders are massive if she had Sons they could become like Pro rugby players those are 11 kg dumbbells by the way in case you think I’m weak they’re not light so how much protein is in here I don’t know how much protein what makes you proud of shoving a huge 12 in of your bum bum is that a huge accomplishment for you well have you tried cuz it’s damn painful it’s annoying cuz when you try to get the dildo up your bum if the head is Big it takes so much lube and like stretching until the head of IT slips past the ring muscle the muscle of ring the sphincter but once it gets past past the hole where the tight muscle is and it go it just goes straight in it like goes slides in and when it’s in there it feels good but getting it in and putting it putting it in and getting it out hurts like a [ __ ] yeah when it’s in it feels good and then you can just pretend you’re pooping it out and pushing it back in again you know when you poop and it feels good it’s basically like that so you keep kind of pushing it out but not until it comes out you just push it out a little bit and then you put it back in again and then you’re like clenching onto it using your bum muscle I’m not gay I just did it for only fans with a toy not a real dick I’m straight I’m a heterosexual I only like hot women like hot women fast cars and pumping iron and then and drink protein vanilla milkshake cuz I’m a real man look at my manly [Music] muscles I lost so much muscle since I got back from Thailand you can see my muscle in my puket video when I’m in the swimming pool I look visibly different I’m getting powder all over my oh my God the powder just blew everywhere I don’t know why some guys are so scared of being gay cuz it feel I bet you anything if as much as you think it’s gay you can’t deny it feels good imagine the hottest girl you can think of but she’s got a dick would you let her bum you wow I think I’ve actually mixed it all in without using there’s no lumps oh I’m losing viewers because of the gay stuff okay next topic end of the gay stuff wow my milk’s so creamy there must be all the protein there must be like 30 gr of protein in here now it looks more like cream than just milk god it’s going to taste horrible probably why does it always taste horrible h oh it’s not bad it’s like vanilla milkshake I’m getting cream everywhere oh now I messed up my hair even lifting this glass is hard now much better than hu I don’t know why they made hu so disgusting I think it’s cuz they make it and they make it out of peas It’s like peas pea powder instead of whey protein this is whey I don’t know what whe is it’s like a plant I think should have bought 5kg tub well I don’t have enough money in my Revue my Revue only has £15 the big tub was like £25 and uh this cost £10 Warrior whey protein uh whey is the waste product when making Dairy is it like the cow’s nipples dick cheese you’re putting me off it now well I’ll drink this for a week and see if it makes my muscles bigger I feel like my arm’s bigger already though cuz usually I couldn’t I used to be able to put my entire hand around my bicep and connect the fingers but now it only gets Halfway Around feel sick time for push-ups I already did push-ups this morning I hate doing push-ups because all the blood goes to your head and it takes AES cuz you can do a lot of push-ups before you get tied no I can’t be bothered I think the bicep curs are more important than the push-ups the push-ups only do your boob area my boob’s looking kind of big though I don’t really want my boob area to get bigger I’ll look like a woman it already looks like I got a tit look why does it look like I got boobs I want to do less push-ups I want to get bigger boobs I mainly want this area to get bigger my forearms are really skinny but bicep curs don’t do forearms you got to do this like that to make your forearms bigger my height and weight I’m 175 well Magpie just flew towards my webcam and I’m about 50 kg I’m more sweaty now yeah I have really skinny wrists I don’t like my wrists oh my stomach’s making weird noises now I can hear my stomach churning the way hope I’m not lactose intolerant I’m pretty sure I’m not because I have milk and I don’t really have any problems I think I’m fine just doing bicep calls because that’s all I did in Thailand and I got pretty big I don’t want to do deadlifts but with the big barbell that people get crushed under no thank you I saw this video on Instagram this girl was doing a deadlift with this big barbell and then she dropped it and her arm snapped in half the bone came out the skin was disgusting no I hurt my back a couple days ago Elden ring DLC came out and I was really looking forward to playing it so I just wanted to quickly do my exercise and I did it really I really rushed it hurt my back cuz I was like I wasn’t doing it properly I was like like that it really hurt it took a day or two to get back to normal got to be careful with your back you use your if you use your back too much to do the lift you can injure it my entire room looks so white why is my room so white it would be nice to have something in the background don’t know like a poster get a sexy Japanese woman poster every video demonetized your mom deadlifted your taxes no I had £18,000 in savings so I used I think I used roughly 14,000 of my own money and then no wait I’m confused now cuz I had about 17,000 it’s it was all in stocks wasn’t it and I took out about 8,000 to pay some of the tax and then I borrowed 11,000 no I borrowed 13,000 from my mom to pay the rest and I left the other 8,000 of my own money in stocks so I still have 8,000 it’s just in the stock market I don’t want to take it out oh my God what was that stock market opened oh my God Bitcoin crashing Jesus Christ Bitcoin down to 61k Beyond me up 7% where’s gold oh Tesla up 1.5 see I don’t want to sell my stocks cuz I think they’re going to go up is your tax thebuckle over yeah it’s over I’m not getting arrested I’m not going bankrupt I got a bit scared I might get arrested for not paying tax but as long as you pay back what they tell you to and you pay the penalty they’re not going to come and arrest you they only arrest you if you you try and avoid it and you run away or you refuse to pay it so I was a bit worried I could get into legal problems but no they just want the money and then they leave you alone they know they won’t get any money if they lock me up I mean if they lock me up I get free room to stay in and free food that’s paid by the taxpayer that’s how you get away without paying taxes get an accountant accountant’s a waste of time I got one I paid £150 for this accountant and he just came up with the same number that I came up with cuz they’re using the same information you have they don’t have like a magic trick or anything if I told my tax tax account if I had a tax accountant in 2018 and I told him how much I made he would have just come up the same wrong number that I came up with cuz I wasn’t really tracking how much I made back then the money came in and I just spent it easy come easy go I wasn’t like tracking my finances when my YouTube channel blew up I was just making videos and streaming and enjoying being a YouTuber not worrying about filling out a stupid tax thing sucking out all the fun do you know how exciting it is to become a YouTuber like you’ve been grinding on YouTube for years and years not getting any views and then you wake up one day and your dream has come true your channel BW up you got an audience now it’s like you won the lottery or something it’s like Christmas every day it’s so nice I was not thinking about stupid taxes the blow up videos about not having friends yeah not having friends and moving to [Music] Japan working in Japan that stuff will blow up at the same time I didn’t think I’d have to worry about tax I thought I wasn’t making hundreds of thousands of dollars they’re not going to come after me just for like 20,000 but they do they come after anyone they suspect of not paying they’re out there to scr every single penny they can from anyone they can catch I thought they would only come after me if I had like a yacht and a Tesla and I was flying first class living it up I was wrong it’s like no one thinks they’re going to get cancer they think oh I’m lucky I’m the special chosen one I have a special genes that make me immune to cancer and then one day you get it and you’re like oh crap I shouldn’t have ate so much bacon you always think you can get away with it until you get caught oh well hard lesson to learn I wish I had my £6,000 back but let’s face it I wouldn’t have done anything with it anyway it would have just wasted it on a gaming computer or something you would have not paid and made a new life somewhere else I don’t think being a fugitive from the UK over £20,000 would be worth it I might want to settle down in the UK when I’m older it’s nice to have options it feels like 200k then maybe I would have become a fugitive now I don’t have 30k in stocks I have 8K it’s probably like 7,600 now I really need China let’s it go up China Tesla and gold when are they going to do something I’m down on everything everything’s down gold uh gold slightly up but it goes up it doesn’t help boring feel like nothing’s going to happen until the election oh I had a dream last night I bought silver bars off Amazon but they were fake and they were made out of plastic or something but they were silver coated and then I realized they got scammed and then I bought a real silver bar and I spent all my money to get like a tiny little piece of silver and then I lost it or something it a weird dream I’d be worried if I buy physical gold that it’s fake or it’s like only partly gold and then the rest of it is just aluminium or something weird with my with all my money I could buy 100 gr of gold like a tiny little thing cost about £6,000 for 100 gram of gold and then I tuck it under my bed my emergency investment in case the world falls apart what are you going to do with gold though imagine the World falls apart what are you going to do with it you’d be better off buying food and toilet paper if you want like an emergency fund in case the world collapses you should get canned food I don’t know like an emergency Fallout bunker not money money is not going to help you when Society collapses you want weapons guns machetes some way to make fire fuel blankets spited beans water I don’t know how long you can store water for I think it’ll get contaminated by the plastic oh didn’t I have this argument with Chihiro and I made a whole video about it I said water doesn’t go off and then there’s like this debate in the comment section telling me that I’m wrong and they were like bacteria can get in the water Daniel and then I said that’s not the water going off that’s just bacteria getting in the water if you keep it safe from back yeah I remember had this massive argument cuz she said Kus which means rot and I said water doesn’t rot what you mean it can go off water doesn’t go off that was funny all the food arguments with Jiro like you have to wash the rice I never wash rice now no one tells me what to do I just put the rice in my rice cooker I put the water in the stupid Japanese people like oh you got to massage the rice and rinse out the water five times before the water stops going cloudy and then it’s ready to cook a load of rubbish just put it straight in it’s just a bit of rice dust it’s not going to kill you it’s just like starch or like powdered bits of powder from the rice when it’s rubbing and shaing against itself it’s just rice powder it’s not going to poison you or anything but Japanese people like oh no you got to wash it five times until the water stops looking like this lot of rubbish you know there’s some idiots who think you got to wash meat before you cook it yeah I found this channel on Instagram it’s a Malaysian guy who married a Japanese woman and they make cringe couple content and one of the videos was something like they’re arguing the Malay Guy believes you got to wash the chicken and then the Japanese woman says you don’t have to wash the chicken and then they’re all debating in the comments who’s wrong and who’s right so stupid the Malay guy is like if you don’t wash the chicken it’s going to have bacteria on it and then the Japanese woman yeah Malay pan TV you know him how do he get such a hot Japanese wife he looks like a [ __ ] loser not fair if my wife looked like that I wouldn’t have divorced her if Jiro look hot like she does so unfair how come I get chiro as my Japanese wife and stupid geek loser Malayan guy gets literally like a Japanese porn star woman as his wife her boobs are massive why can’t I get a Japanese wife like that what’s so good about him stupid idiot I’m better looking than he is he looks like a [ __ ] [ __ ] anyway he’s also a stupid idiot cuz he’s like uh the bacteria on the chicken obviously when you cook it it’s going to kill the bacteria you dumb [ __ ] she’s kind of mid she she’s better looking than any girlfriend I ever got apart from my tai girlfriend who’s obviously number one I dreamed of getting a Japanese girlfriend who looked even close to what she looks like when then she knew about me she’d be like oh inel you at least I’m not stupid like your dumb [ __ ] husband who thinks you need to wash chicken to cook it imagine marrying someone so stupid they think you got wash chicken there’s no bacteria that’s going to survive the temperatures of cooking you wash it you just splash the bacteria all over your kitchen surface and then you got to wipe down everything with antibacterial the only way I mean you can’t just wash the bacteria off meat cuz it seeps into the meat on into the skin you can’t just like rinse it under the to and it washes all the bacteria off you would have to use soap you got to like get antibacterial soap and wash the chicken with the soap to get the bacteria off and then your chicken tastes like soap unless you rinse it afterwards and that’s just weird is fter in love with you why does she like you or are you guys just dating for status yeah I guess she loves me I mean who wouldn’t love me loads of women love me I’m just so lovable I bre so much to the table yeah I’ve never washed meat and I’m fine the idea of washing meat is so weird like you you rub it under the tap it’s so weird everything gets killed off I mean salmonella won’t get killed off but I’m pretty sure you can’t just wash salmonella off the chicken imagine thinking you got salmonella infected chicken breast you just wash it off under the tap that’s as stupid as saying oh you got Co why don’t you just have a shower and wash it off morons on in Instagram is so full of morons I just end up Doom scrolling on Instagram reals recently and there’s just so many stupid people on it and they have the entire Channel revolving around one disability they have like there’s this one girl who got molded by a dog her whole nose got torn off so she had to get a new nose skin grafted from her arm so now she has hair growing on her nose it looks really weird but her entire content is all about her nose and then there’s another girl she’s got no tooth here this tooth is missing her front tooth her entire content is like jokes about her missing tooth she’s kind of cute though and she’s got like a denture and all her jokes and content revolve around her stupid denture Instagram is so weird that’s why I hate dogs you don’t see a cat ripping someone’s face off do you when was the last time anyone got molded by a cat do not like most dogs some dogs are okay the big ones are scary the pit dogs and the Bulldogs and the pugs I hate them so ugly as well I like shiberinos they’re nice some of these dogs are just like violent creatures they need to be trained to not be violent creatures the cats don’t need to be trained it is scary though I feel a bit sorry for the girl cuz she was quite pretty before the Ming and now her entire life is probably wrecked cuz she’s ugly now and she got hair growing out her nose God if my face got destroyed I would be so depressed my face is the only reason why I get any girls and my YouTube get some success is probably because of my face if my face just got melted off I don’t know what I do I don’t have money I don’t have good personality women would never be interested in me ever again my face is my only thing I have can’t imagine it must suck I would not date a girl who got molded by a dog what would you do though imagine you got a girlfriend and then she gets molded by a dog and her face gets ripped off would you dump her I would so dump her I feel so bad as well I don’t know I might stay with her out of guilt but I would not be able to have sex with her anymore cuz I would not be attracted at all but then I’d feel like such a dick dumping her oh God it’s so hard I either stay with her make her happy but then I’m miserable or I dump her to look for a better girlfriend but then I feel so guilty damn if my girlfriend joins the stream now she’s going to think I’m talking about her no I’m talking about if your girlfriend gets molded by a dog would you dump her or stick with her unless you truly in love with them I think most guys would just leave I think if it’s a woman and the guy’s face got molded I don’t think it’s that important cuz she’s probably with the guy cuz he makes money or something not because he’s got a handsome face what if fter gets molded by a monitor lizard then she’s probably going to die if you get bitten by a monitor lizard they got so much bacteria I don’t know if they got Venom I don’t think they’re venomous but they got so much bacteria in their mouth they got like flesh eating bacteria in their saliva they bite something it’s going to die within an hour if they don’t get treatment yeah also the person whose face gets more they’re going to be depressed and dead inside you want to date someone who’s depressed and miserable all the time and ugly it’s over you get molded by a dog you’re you’re done no one’s going to want to be with you and you’re just going to be depressed all the time and miserable you’re going to have to have really strong personality to pull through it if a dog molded me oh my God first I’m going to beat the [ __ ] out of the dog and probably kill it I like grab it by its legs and smash it against the wall if it mold me I think that’s Justified you attack me I’m going to [ __ ] you up stupid dog unless it’s a big dog then I’ll probably run away dog lovers are going to hate me now I’m probably losing subs from people who love dogs yeah we see how much you love dogs when it molds you in the face see how much you love dogs damn can you imagine what it looks like though cuz you see the Ming after they’ve been treated and got surgery and it’s cleaned up but can you imagine what it looks like after it’s just happened all the blood and all like this tear face and ripped open nose oh my God it must be disgusting I would probably just pass out from how disgusting it looks there’s a guy with the dog in his profile picture unsubscribe Daniel said he wants to bash dogs against walls no only if they mold my face I would not usually want to inflict violence on dogs unless they Maul me I think that’s reasonable I never had a dog my parents par s never like dogs so I don’t like them either it’s funny how you kind of become what your parents were I like cats cuz we always had cats and they’ve always been great pets pushkin’s kind of boring though I’m a bit disappointed with Pushkin he was really cute when he was a kitten and I was looking forward to come home to play with him but he’s kind of boring he just spends all day outside hunting he’ll come in for some lunch and go straight back out again and he comes home in the evening to sleep and he just go to sleep he doesn’t sit on your lap doesn’t sit next to you he doesn’t rub against you he doesn’t play boring cat to take him back to the shop no wonder my sister ditched him here mimo and toffee were so much better I miss toffee maybe cuz he’s young it’s like a young cat thing they want to be independent and then they get older then they’re more loving and then I got to clean his stupid the carpet gets covered in his hair I got to clean the carpet all the time now Pushkin boring cat should have gotten a ginger cat why would you get a gray cat gray cats all like oh leave me alone ginger cats are the friendly ones ginger cats and black cats black cats are usually quite friendly should get a ginger I like ginger cats they’re always very big as well like a lion version of a cat they’re always friendly and confident you got big balls as well haven’t seen a ginger cat in ages I want a big fat cuddly cat that doesn’t spend all day outside and it like sitting on your lap boring Pushkin and then he keeps losing his GPS tracker we lost the new one again can’t track where he is now my mom keeps fussing about where he is like don’t let him out don’t leave the door open when it’s past 7 p.m. who cares we didn’t care this much about tofy and Mimo we just let them go in and out whenever they wanted to and now she fusts all the time like well where’s Pushkin can’t find push who cares he’ll come back when he’s done because she said they’re worried someone’s going to steal him because he’s an expensive cat it wasn’t that expensive it was just like1 but I think toffee was free we got him from a shelter and then mimo was like I don’t know 20 some of the cats at the pet shops in Japan are so expensive like £1,000 for some Scottish short hair breed and it’s ugly anyway how did you spell mimo I think it’s m e m e m o but that looks like memo I don’t know I don’t know who chose that name my sister chose toffee I didn’t get to name any of the cats I would name it Bojo I don’t know no one lets me name anything call it stupid idiot I call it chovsky m yeah I probably just call it Mr meow meow and then if we got a dog I’d call it Mr woof woof I didn’t name my fish anything cuz they kept dying Mr wob wob I don’t know what sound fish mate I think it’s safe to say my fish are all dead I don’t know what happened to them my girlfriend said she gave my fish tank to her friend and then she doesn’t know I think she’s just not telling me cuz they’re probably all dead they proba don’t know how to look off the fish put in loads of food the ammonia spiked and then they all died people don’t understand when the fish poo it makes the water toxic they got poo in small amounts you keep feeding them they’ll just keep pooing and then they’ll poison themselves with their own poo the ecosystem has to be able to handle the PO we got fish from the jck to jat Market and I gave her my small fish tank and she got like 10 little fish they all died in a day cuz she dumped loads of food into it and there were no plants there was no gravel there’s no soil I kept telling her you’re not supposed to feed them so much just put like a tiny pinch once a day she was like dumping massive lumps she’s like why do they look sick give them more food and then they all died and I was like well told you you didn’t listen oh crap I didn’t charge my phone that’s what happens when you don’t listen to me did you hear Jack to Jack Market had a massive fire and over a thousand animals died it just sounds like a big barbecue I wonder what it smell like they had some weird animals there they had an emu an emu so I guess that got roasted they had big dogs they had a goat ice beside and streamed there and they showed all the weird animals I went there loads to buy fish and stuff I wonder what it looks like now is it will burn down I reckon they did it on purpose to claim Insurance CU they weren’t making any money I really doubt they make much money at those pet shops no one buys anything there they just go there to look at it yeah it’s a bit of a sad Market all the animals trapped in cages oh well at least the misery has ended how are you going to make more money I’m going to live stream more and make more videos did you like my last video my rants about about the Fat American guy I thought it was good good rent make more Elden Ring videos uh they starting to get some views I think I found a formula that gets views basically just reviewing weapons and making builds I think doing tips and news Style videos doesn’t work for me but doing videos about the weapons I seem to get views from doing weapon reviews testing stuff not law or updates or secrets so I’m going to try and make more guides like lightning assassin Samurai flame spear death knight I don’t know let’s just copy that effectual life guy dark Paladin Holy Paladin Samurai Paladin whatever not really sure what else to do I could go back to Hell divers I think I can get more content out of Elden ring I’ve kind of milked hell hell drivers hell divers dry by now I don’t know what else I can do for videos on my main Channel why I hate living in the UK why I hate I don’t know what else I hate running out of topics why Japanese people hate westerners I did that before didn’t I why Japanese people hate you and then I’m pointing at the camera like that pointing at you do not go to Japan you’re not welcome know I feel like focusing on the Japan topics is a better idea but then I don’t really know what else to say tricky the hardest thing about YouTube is when you run out of things to say and then what you’re going to do you either just stop saying anything or you just keep repeating the same stuff over and over again people keep saying you’ve told this story before and I’m like yeah cuz I don’t have anything else to say I got to say something YouTube doesn’t pay you for not making videos look what I got I think I showed you before I got 100 American dollars Benjamin it’s a fat stack of Benji I got your money it doesn’t have a smell UK money used to have a smell before they made it all plastic American money looks weird it’s very thin and long whereas British money is short and fat don’t really know what to do with this I could take it I mean I could have taken it to maid Stone and exchanged it surely I should exchange it quickly cuz it’s going to lose its value imagine I still have this 10 years later and inflation has just made it worth much less Federal Reserve Note Independence Hall what is this building I’ve never seen that building the Independence Hall $100 imagine it was fake I’m pretty sure it’s not fake I can see through it don’t know I could give it to my mom and then she can exchange it take it off how much I owe her my girlfriend gave it to me when she got back from America and I got my driving license some people still don’t know that I have a driving license they’re like can you even drive yeah got my revolute card why your video title so depressing in cuz when I put a positive title no one clicks it if I just put hey what’s up guys it won’t get any views if I put I used to make cooking streams in Thailand like cooking apple pie today and then it got 2K views but then I put oh my life’s ruined I’m having a mental breakdown oh no and then it would get more views so blame the game not me I would love it if I could just title The Stream hey guys chat with Daniel but then you won’t click it I think the only thing I have to interest people is showing you how [ __ ] my life is even if it’s not [ __ ] people believe or want to believe that my life sucks I don’t know why it makes them feel good to see me suffering in life makes them feel good about themselves and no one wants to see me happy and successful and having a good time if I show myself having a good time you’ll get bored so I just focus on what works I am very negative whiny person by Nature so I think it’s better to play into what you’re naturally strong at instead of pretending to be sunshine and happiness sometimes I am happy like I get excited over random stuff but in general I’m pretty pretty whiny and I have negative ways of thinking that’s just who I am I do like to whine it is enjoyable for me I like to make fun of people and call them stupid I get that from my mom you should listen to my mom talk she’s exactly the same she’s like oh so I’m sorry she’s so stupid you think my personality just developed out of nowhere without being influenced it’s 100% just my mom and my dad rolled into me I don’t have a unique personality it’s just like a copy of my mom and dad’s personality put together there’s no such thing as an original personality it’s all just it comes down from previous generations I don’t know what I’d be like if I was raised by robots or just isolated in a tank i’ be a different person I am basically my mom and dad combined that’s what children are you’d be so shocked if you could see what my mom says off camera you guys only think my mom’s really nice cuz you only see her on camera and she’s obviously being nice cuz she knows she’s on camera when the cameras are up the cat’s claws come out that’s where I learn it from learn from the master I can’t really say what she says cuz she basically just trashes everyone we know that is the environment I grew up in but I think people are like that they’re nice and friendly on the outside but then they probably have dark thoughts and then they express those dark thoughts to certain people can I sue Reddit for keeping that subreddit I don’t think they’re doing anything to break Reddit rules they’re quite careful now to not break rules cuz they don’t want to get banned the other subreddit got banned I don’t know why I think cuz they were like doxing me or something so now the moderators they’re actually quite careful not to let people just dox me or threaten me or post my nudes cuz I think that would be against Reddit rules and then we could report them but they’re not doing it out of the good of their heart to protect me or anything they’re only doing it like they’re only not being complete [ __ ] because they don’t want to get banned they don’t want the sub RIT to get banned again otherwise they would definitely just be doxing me and posting my nudes and stuff a lot of the other websites did get taken down like do you remember pretty little ugly Liars that was like an entire website Forum you notice the word forum isn’t really used anymore it was like a forum for internet personalities or low cows and then they were just [ __ ] on all of the personalities they had Venus a thread for Venus aidus Taylor R everyone basically he was in Japan kiwi Farms didn’t that get taken down but they found a different way to host the website I can’t remember I think kiwi Farms is still up but they use a different domain that’s another website for of disgusting degenerate psychos these websites they just attracts the complete scum of humanity you should see the stuff they say in it it’s just the most horrid toxic people all coming together under the invisibility cloak of being on the internet as an anonymous person and they just spew out the most horrible like jealous hateful stuff they’re obviously jealous of something they’re so like emotionally invested in hating on these certain people they’re all the same people you see these people on my subreddit the loal websites kiwi Farms they all talk and type like they’re the same person like they’re all the same type of people don’t know what they’re like in real life I wonder if in real life they’re actually normal nice people but then they get on the internet and they just become these horrid creatures it’s like the ugliest most poisonous side of humanity showing its face in broad daylight they all type the same as well like they’re trying to show how intellectually Superior they are they use all these big fancy words all these Latin phrases like ad hominin or whatever verbatim to prove how smart you are got use a lot of Latin and use words like straw man gaslighting they all talk the same that’s weird like they’re all some kind of AI robot you can instantly tell you’re dealing with a subreddit person or just a redditor in general just by the way they type they’re so desperate to win little arguments on the internet like they seem good at it like they’ve got years of experience doing it such sad people and then they kind of obsess over internet personalities and they like to bully them such a weird mentality I don’t get it honestly but I seem to attract quite a lot of them I seem to really trigger them somehow I triggered this one guy cuz I said the UK is a country and then he was like you idiot imbecile the UK is not a country it is a political body whatever I don’t care UK to me is just like a bunch of countries under the name of the UK what are you getting triggered over I bet they’re all like Autistic or something imagine getting that triggered just cuz I said the UK is a country they sound so mad that I would dare call the UK a country I hatte when PewDiePie says UK it’s the UK he keeps saying when I was living in UK I used to drive around in UK I had some friends in UK he says it like that I don’t get it he speaks good English his entire job is speaking in English but he keeps saying UK instead of the UK that’s what annoys me cuz it’s sounds weird I used to live in the UK not UK stupid Swedish idiot can’t even have it baby in its own country imagine raising a blond eyed bload baby in Japan it’s not even your country or your wife’s country just random two white rich people living in Japan CU you’re a bunch of weebs and you got infinite money so you can live wherever you want stupid PewDiePie what he does now is climb up stupid walls and rocks the baby should be raised in Sweden where it’s people are and it’s grandmother and grandfather and family lives imagine you got a son PewDiePie and you want grandkids and your stupid son moves all the way to Japan you never get get your grandkids apart from one day a year God if I was PewDiePie’s parents I’d be pissed I’d be like the hell Felix we want to see our grandkids where the [ __ ] do you move to Japan for you’re Swedish your girlfriend’s Italian I either live in Sweden or Italy UK made more sense it’s irresponsible to raise a white kid in Japan they’re just going to grow up with loads of problems they’ll be like who am I am I Japanese but no one accepts me as Japanese I don’t look Japanese I’m not Swedish I don’t even speak Swedish what am I his kid’s going to be mentally [ __ ] and then I’ll be like I told you so you’re doing the same thing against PewDiePie like r no I’m not I don’t sit around all day typing on a stupid website and just mention it for a few minutes on a stream it’s not like I watch PewDiePie’s content all day just so I can whine about certain things I don’t know why he’s friends with that stupid cinnamon toast Ken guy cinnamon toast Ken looks like 50-year-old fat dad man and then he he does these videos with Pewdiepie only because PewDiePie is famous and then he can get Cloud off it but they don’t seem like they would be friends weird friendship is Cami Han Chinese yeah she’s I think she’s 80% Han and 20% Vietnamese cuz when I did my DNA test I’m 40% Han Chinese and I’m 7.8% Vietnamese so I must be half of what my mom is she might have I don’t know 1 or 2% something else Mongolian PewDiePie and Connor seem like they could be good friends I don’t know Connor seems to suck up to PewDiePie Connor tries to do British banter with PewDiePie and it’s kind of cringe so the British banter is basically just thinking you’re close to someone so you start insulting them in a banter way and you think you can insult them because you’re close friends and that shows how close you are but it’s obvious PewDiePie doesn’t feel like he’s very close to Connor but Connor wants to be like oh yeah me and Pewdiepie were like best mates look at me bantering with him so you watch Trash taste where PewDiePie’s on it Connor keeps taking Jabs at PewDiePie like subtly calling him an idiot stuff cuz he does that with Chris cuz they’re both British but I don’t think Swedish people really do that and they find it kind of weird so I don’t know I saw Connor with Jack Septic Guy and Jack septic guy was like y you’re so amazing as a content creator dude you’ve got so much more to give you’re just getting started I think C dog V8 peaked to be honest he’s given up on his YouTube he all he does is stream on Twitch keeps collabing with that autistic iron Mouse girl whatever her name is talks like a 10-year-old kid how can you be an adult woman you talk like a 5-year-old da the Explorer a little kid how does he be friend I’d be so annoyed I’d go crazy having to listen to that voice for hours and hours I’d be like shut up you don’t really talk like that do you I hate that iron Mouse girl stupid vtubers I can’t [ __ ] stand vtubers they get [ __ ] 30,000 viewers or something stupid like that when they live stream they don’t show their face they got stupid annoying Dora the Explorer dumb American high pitch girl voice and they got some stupid anime weeb [ __ ] on the screen like a girl anime girl and that’s supposed to be them and then they dress them up in different outfits and stuff it’s so lame I don’t know why this gets so many views stupid vtuber was playing Elder ring or something some other day I hate vtubers if I ever got to talk with iron Mouse I’d call her out on her [ __ ] like why’ you talk like a kid are you a pedo it’s like you’re trying to pedo bait people by getting men to think you’re like a young kid with your young kid voice talk like an adult who the hell talks like hello everyone I’m you no you’re [ __ ] not you’re stupid human being idiot imagine I said that to Connor when I sniped him that would give him something to remember wouldn’t it [ __ ] Connor thinks he’s so good cuz he’s from Wales he’s like don’t ever call me English cuz I’m not English I’m Welsh but he speaks English like a posh English man why doesn’t he speak like a Welsh man then why doesn’t he speak like this then like a Welsh man should stupid fake Welsh man send that to Conor too then we’ll see who’s talking stupid Conor with his stupid Posh voice why does he speak like that [ __ ] stupid hate all these stupid YouTubers Pakistani Welsh Jack that was my my best attempt at a Welsh accent that’s what Welsh is like isn’t it it just goes up and down up and down every syllable it sounds so stupid the Roman Empire should have wiped them out stupid Welsh and Irish people they’re lucky their country was so [ __ ] that the Romans didn’t bother to invade and conquer them the Scottish got off lucky really I mean who wants to invade Scotland they don’t have anything it’s just load of mountains nothing worth invading for there’s no such thing as English people anymore anyway everyone’s just the descendants of either Romans or the Normans so we’re all like a mix of Romans and French people basically and then like some Anglo-Saxon there’s no such thing as a British English person the Anglo-Saxons and the Cs all got wiped out I mean the Kelts got wiped out by the Anglo-Saxons and then Anglo-Saxons got wiped out by the Romans and then the Romans got wiped out by I don’t know all the barbarians and then whatever whatever was left all got wiped out by William the Conqueror and then no one else came to wipe us out I guess after William I’m bored of this topic I got too riled up these YouTubers just piss me off I don’t know why how come Camy went to see Nigel farage Dave Gibson really likes Nigel far so he probably brought her took her along they did a live stream on Nigel farage’s channel it’s funny Nigel FR is a YouTuber too well everyone’s got a YouTube channel now they did a live stream of the maid Stone speech and you can see my mom in the crowd it’s funny yeah maybe a vote for Nigel he’s going to kick out all the immigrants including my mom imagine I vote for Nigel and then all the immigrants have to leave bye-bye mom my mom contributed to British Society she brought two strapping kids into the world strapping young son who cont rutes greatly to the British economy my mom did her work she made her British contribution I take British taxpayer money out of the country and I give it to Japan what more could you want at least it’s not being wasted in Ukraine blowing people up imagine Pauline was like Daniel the British taxpayer didn’t pay its taxes for you to go and waste it having sex with Japanese women and I’ll be like well Pauline if you did it with me I wouldn’t have to go all the way to Japan now would I imagine doing it with Pauline she’s so old like 65 probably maybe Pauline’s got a hot daughter could say maybe if you introduce me to your hot daughter I wouldn’t have to go all the way to Japan would I why I want to bang Pauline’s hot daughter she definitely won’t have a hot daughter though my daughter is probably like 40 years old that’s kind of my age range of dating isn’t it 40-year-old mils you know I still got that lump on my foot you know I hurt my heel from all the walking cuz it’s rubbing against my shoe it still hurts and there’s still a lump and I haven’t walked in ages I hate to when girls put these weird things in their eyes those big contact lenses they look so weird it does not look cute you know what looks cute your natural eye color and your natural eyeballs not this fake anime stuff why is it the more makeup girls put on the worse they look I swear to God the best looking girl is a girl who doesn’t wear any makeup just puts like a bit of lipstick maybe like peach color MAA didn’t wear any makeup and she looked great the more makeup they put on the worst they look I swear to Jesus how do you tell them to stop putting makeup on without them getting upset they think the makeup makes them look more beautiful but it doesn’t it makes them look worse I hate makeup I want to get the person who invented makeup and just strangle him it’s probably a woman was it a man don’t know I don’t know why women think makeup looks good maybe it’s like they don’t understand why men think having muscles look good why did you think I smell how would you know if I smelled or not if you were attracted to me you would enjoy my smell and I shower every day so I don’t think I’d smell bad I have well obviously I have a smell but if you were going to have sex with me it would obviously because you’re attracted to me and if you’re attracted to me you would like the smell I know if there’s a woman who I’d find attractive I would be more than happy if she rubbed her pits and butt crack in my nose I would not be thinking ew so disgusting I would love it no everyone I met they always said I don’t understand why people say you smell CU you don’t smell and then I say well how they know I smell why do they think I smell bad I just think women they always look better without makeup or minimal makeup how’ you get them to stop it they get all upset when you criticize their makeup I remember when chir put her makeup on I was like oh my God how come you look nice when we wake up in the morning but then when we’re about to go out and you put all your makeup on you look bad but I could never tell chir that I just kept it to myself just put a little less would it be such a bad idea Camy said your room smells no it just smells like like carpet it smells like carpet I can smell the carpet but that’s cuz it’s an old carpet carpet’s been here for like 15 years I do want to open the window but the problem is if I open the window sometimes wasps come in and then I would have to run out of the room cuz I’m scared of wasps I got this badminton racket look so I have many tools my dad was a tool maker so I have many fly killing tools I got this gun I got this it shoots salt like this like that and then you pump it like that and you fill it up with salt but it’s difficult to use because the fly needs to be sitting still so you can aim it and you got to be really close to actually kill the fly or knock it out so I found a better way to kill the Flies the badminton racket works really well to swap them out of the air they’re flying around and you just go like that they cannot Dodge a good racket they’re good at dodging a slap or kick or a solid object but it when it comes to like a swatter this is like the ultimate SWAT I just go and they just get knocked out the air so when they’re flying around I use this our house gets full of flies I don’t know why you go down to the kitchen and there’s like 10 flies buzzing around no one cares about it I don’t get it my mom doesn’t care if there’s loads of flies they’re all flying around the bin and they get trapped in the house and then they fly up here into my room and I’m trying to make videos or relax and it’s like around my head I go dead and I suck it up with the vacuum I open the window they fly out the window and they fly back in they’re so stupid I saw it it went out the window it went and then flew back in to the house I hate them they’re so annoying they fly around your head buzzing why can’t they just sit down and relax then I wouldn’t kill them I hate insects insects are so annoying I never once see an insect and think oh what a nice insect they’re always disgusting or they’re annoying they suck your blood they Buzz around you spiders look ugly and they make cobwebs everywhere when I came back to the UK my bedroom was covered in cobwebs hanging everywhere to suck vacuum it all that hate insects unfortunately you can’t wipe them all out because you need insects for the birds to eat it’s for the food chain and without birds don’t know why do you need Birds you need bees don’t you to pollinate flowers unfortunately we need insects otherwise I think life would actually come to an end without insects they also get rid of dead things they’re like the cleanup crew when things die and they also eat the poo outside so I guess you need it is my protein powder working yet my muscles don’t feel much bigger training to beat up Kono that Kono remember he wanted to fight me in a boxing ring and then he found out I’m 5 foot n skinny I wonder what Kito is up to nowadays his kid must be like 5 years old time flies in another 10 years his kid’s going to be able to beat me up imagine getting beaten up by konito’s Kid he’ll be like that’s my son get that Insel loser Danny he couldn’t even get a th subscribers after on YouTube for 10 years and then he had the nerve to complain and criticize about my content how many Subs does he have 800 181 he couldn’t even get 1,000 Subs after all that after 9 years on YouTube and making a vid he made like three videos about me and they got 20,000 views each he had a Japanese girlfriend as well that guy is such a loser anytime I have a hater I just think they’re probably like that Kito guy if anything I just pity them because they’re so sad I wonder if anyone filmed the Nigel farage thing they might have filmed my mom as well Nigel farage ma Stone speech he Standing On Top of buses and giving speeches doesn’t he doesn’t he I can’t believe my mom shook his hand that’s so funny I feel like now I know someone who knows our future Prime Minister it’s kind of exciting isn’t it when you meet a famous person or you know someone who met a famous person oh oh they got a video on oh my God music shut up the telegraph posted a live stream of the event is my mom there oh my God why is there music were they playing music the whole time where’s my mom I want to see if my mom’s in the crowd started to become pretty unpleasant and it went on for week after week Boris blames EU for war in Ukraine but it is the U eu’s fault I thought that was like the anti-woke take that Europe is to blame and NATO is to blame I don’t remember Boris saying that I thought Boris was like not based and not woke I’m confused I thought we’re supposed to hate Boris if Boris blames the EU for the war then I kind of agree with him I mean if the Ukraine didn’t try to join NATO they wouldn’t have gotten invaded it was just kind of kind of ironic cuz they want to join NATO so they don’t get invaded But then they got invaded anyway they wouldn’t have gotten invaded if they just stayed neutral so it’s kind of their fault for being stupid they should have been responsible and said well we would like to join NATO but I think it’s better if we stay neutral you can’t have a NATO member country on the border of Russia obviously they’ll be upset about it I mean look at China they didn’t want any Democratic countries on their border they fought to win to control Vietnam to let the Vietnamese win and they fought against the South Koreans to not let all of Korea become Democratic no I mean America wouldn’t want a communist country on its border would they Thailand only never got because it was a buffer country in between British Myanmar and French Indochina to keep the two empires apart you need a buffer neutral country in between why are they trying to mess things up everything was fine before they all like oh we want to join NATO stupid NATO is the cause of all the problems they should dismantle NATO really Russia’s not going to invade Russia I mean Russia is not going invade Europe when has Russia ever invaded Europe every time Europe invaded Russia the only time Russia invaded Europe was when they did the Counterattack on Germany because Germany invaded Russia and then they got whacked and then Russia went and took burlin cuz they were like why not you try to invade us in my opinion Russia didn’t do anything wrong we’re the bad guys that’s the problem with NATO and the West they only deal in absolutes they’re like oh our way the highway you’re evil we’re good in my opinion NATO is evil actually Russia invaded Poland when I thought that was Hitler in World War II when did NATO invade Russia well not NATO but Europe Napoleon invaded Russia and the Polish invaded Russia and Hitler tried to invade Russia Russia is always defending itself when does Russia ever invade anyone I don’t think Britain can really judge though cuz we invaded every single country in the world I think they say there’s only 10 countries that have never been invaded by the British I don’t think the britsh can really talk about who invaded who Russia invaded aan who cares about aeran don’t even know what that is oh well whatever as long as I don’t get dragged into World War III I don’t really care I just feel sorry for all the Ukrainian men I don’t know if I ever had any Ukrainian men viewers but they’re probably dead now it’s why My Views are down oh my Ukrainian Bros lying in a de I saw this video on Twitter this Russian soldier was R running away and this drone was chasing him and then he gives up and then he starts beg taking the Drone and the Drone just blows up on him why don’t he just punch it out the sky where’s his gun shouldn’t have ditched ditch your gun then you could have shot the Drone let’s just give the soldiers now like a baseball bat to whack the drones out of the sky oh they should bring back Shields the Roman Shield would be great against the Drone strike little drone bomb is not going to get through some thick Roman still oh imagine they bring back metal plate armor that’d be so cool Wars used to be cool now people just look like idiots running around with a big helmet green camouflage as if that actually makes you hidden oh waste of time when has any soldier ever avoided being shot cuz they were invisible thanks to the camouflage camouflage is the biggest myth and joke in Modern Warfare they should bring back the red jackets and the big coats they should bring back the muskets and beets and the cannonballs I missed the naponic era back then wars were cool remember the soldiers would do like square formation with the baronets poking out at the calvary those were the days now people just hide in a bush with a stupid drone boring back in those days you get shot by a musket in the leg it will just shatter your whole leg they would cut your leg off amputate it they have very specific tools they have very sharp blade to cut through the muscle and the senu and they get the bone saw they’d like start soaring through the bone and then the person getting amputated he’d be screaming in pain why don’t they just knock him out they didn’t have anesthesia back then they should just knock him out out and then cut his leg off or they should just get an Axe and go one they should get the guillotine and just chop his leg off why do they cut through his leg like it’s a piece of wood the problem is if you just chop through the leg you might shatter the bone more like Splinter crack going up it bullets these days they just make a little hole and they come out the other side but those musket rounds were like a tiny Cannonball it would literally explode in your leg so how come muskets did more damage back then hundreds of years ago compared to our weapons now I thought Weaponry was supposed to get higher damage as it Advanced what would you rather get attacked by tiny little 9 mm Bud it shot in your leg or serrated blade machete gash on your leg which one does more damage yeah the knives do more damage so why don’t they just go back to using knives oh they should put a knife on the Drone cuz you know right now the Drone blows up and you can’t use the Drone again what if they just put a knife on the Drone and then the Drone flies at the enemy and just stabs them and then flies back out you can reuse it oh why didn’t they just put a gun on the Drone flying gun drone they should give me a job at the Army I got some great ideas great ideas I think that was some kind of strategic Army General in a previous life well I ran out of topics now what next God it’s getting hot now it was so cold and then it suddenly got so hot 24° 10° away from Bangkok temperature I can’t believe how hot Thailand was I feel so hot right now how can it get any hotter how I survive in Thailand for nearly two years the Ukrainian Refugee your brother-in-law keeps it’s his parents they keep her no she wasn’t hot unfortunately that’s why I didn’t want to get a Ukrainian Refugee if she’s hot then you locked out but she’s probably not going to be hot and then you’re stuck with her and you can’t really kick her out can you what are you going to do if you want to kick her out eventually she’s got to get a job and move out you can’t just live here forever Ukraine war is not coming to to an end anytime soon I don’t know why Ukraine people still live in Ukraine I would just leave already if you’re a man you’re just waiting until you get snatched up by the sbu to get taken to the front lines if you’re a woman you’re just waiting around for your husbands get blown up and then your kids I don’t know what kind of future they’re going to have in Ukraine why don’t you just leave already I would have left straight away I mean if I was Ukrainian I would have left a long time ago I don’t want to live in a country that’s next door to Russia imagine living in a country next to Russia or China no thank you Ukraine’s finished I mean even if they somehow survive this war it’s completely destroyed like the econ is dead all the buildings are bomed out why would you even want to live there imagine wanting to live there and raise a family after what’s happened they might get invaded again haven’t check this channel in ages can anyone fool me in is why is he yet again back at Mommy’s house uh cuz it’s a nice house it’s like four five bedrooms massive Garden fre free to live in why would you not want to live here it’d have to be stupid to have really to have access to a really nice house and not want to live here you must be insane well long story short I was living in Thailand I went to Japan my sister got married so I had to come back for the wedding and I got destroyed by the tax man so I ran out of money yeah well it’s going to be my house eventually then we’ll see who’s laughing it’s mine what’s your plan in the UK H I don’t know I don’t have a plan oh wow thanks Jeff how long will you be in the UK when will you see Sunny definitely not meeting Sunny ever again I don’t know I guess I’m stuck here until I make 14,000 I’m not smiling it’s just my natural face I’m very smiley person yeah until I make 14,000 I’m not going anywhere I have obligations to my creditors going to buy a Tesla [Music] nothing I’m just in a great mood because of this lovely British weather yeah I don’t really have a plan just make videos live stream workout I got some protein powder got whey protein can you see my muscles growing soon I can upgrade my I want to upgrade my dumbbells with this 1 kg block upgrade from 11 kg to 13 kg I’m not ready yet oh train for a few months and I might be able to up the weights but I need more protein yeah Jiro was a bad wife she kept nagging me she kept whining when I cheated she kept whining about it how long will you be in UK idiot when will you see Sunny oh well thanks um um I don’t know really when I’ll be how long I’ll be here until I get bored maybe right now I’m not bored I’m having a good time relaxing eating good food sleeping well at night so peaceful at night no sound at all no traffic no stupid American guys going bing bang Bing Bong in the Next Room talking on the phone until 3:00 a.m. don’t have to listen to any noise I go to bed I turn off lights it’s completely dark completely silent so nice came from that PewDiePie video so it’s interesting this happens to what happens well my video about his kid I got so much hate just cuz I said I think his kid is going to be messed up growing in Japan everyone’s like his kid will be fine he’s going to be rich and Pewdiepie is going to buy him anything he wants yeah cuz that really fixes depression doesn’t it the kid’s going to be sad and lonely and won’t have any friends it’s going to turn out like me he’s going to have to like coddle his kid and spoil him rotten and buy him everything and then he’s just going to be a lazy spoiled brat where daddy just buys him everything PewDiePie is too nice that’s a problem PewDiePie spent $50,000 to fly his sick dog on a private jet if he does that for his dog imagine what he’s going to do for his kid he’s just going to buy his kid everything bu his kid like Tesla latest iPhone private jet to Sweden I don’t know he’s just going to spoil his kid with his endless money and then the kid will be spoiled and lazy and entitled and then it’ll be like whining about how Japanese people are racist to him you he Joey the anime man he’s always whining about how Japanese people don’t accept him as Japanese cuz he doesn’t look Japanese even though he’s half Japanese imagine what PewDiePie’s kid’s going to be like his kid’s going to be like I’m Japanese cuz I was born and raised here but I’m white Japanese people keep treating me like a gin and then he’s going to be hateful towards Japan and then he’s going to try and go back to his natural Homeland Sweden but then find out I don’t speak Swedish I wasn’t born and raised here I don’t understand the culture I look like them but I’m not them and then he’s going to be like where am I supposed to go then I’m not accepted anywhere I’m just someone that’s got to think of the children PewDiePie obviously isn’t peie is just selfish he just want to live in Japan cuz he’s too famous to live anywhere else and gets recognized everywhere apart from Japan so he wants to live in Japan for selfish reasons not thinking of the future of his kid I think that’s irresponsible parenting and then I just got a load of hate in the video on the video but no one can actually give a good counter argument apart from PewDiePie’s Rich he’s going to be a great oh my God people know nothing about parenting as if all it takes to be a good parent is having loads of money clueless people well PewDiePie reads a lot of books about philosophy hopefully he understands about hard work and work ethic and how to imprint that on your child if I was him I would create like a a fake currency and then the kid earns the currency by working hard and then he gets nice stuff don’t ever buy your kid expensive stuff just cuz you feel bad for him he’s got to work for it you can’t just give them anything they want otherwise they’ll just demand it and not feel like they have to work for anything in life they got to earn it like me I worked hard to get where I am in life I saw this white guy you know that takesi street interview the guy who does those Street interviews in Japan he interviewed this white guy who grew up in Japan I think his parents were British but they had him in Japan and he was raised in a British household but he grew up in Japan so he speaks fluent Japanese and he identifies as a Japanese person but he looks white but he’s got these complaints like no one ever thinks I’m Japanese when I went back to Britain I didn’t really feel like I could connect with the people or the culture so he felt lost in life and he just seemed kind of sad did you fight with sunny no why did you think that oh crap what happened to my camera what was that it’s going all blurry now I’m worried the internet cuts out there’s been a few times recently where the internet just didn’t work for about half an hour I saw the internet people down the road in Vans they’re doing some kind of work on the line is it streaming C testing testing testing oh yeah imagine PewDiePie made a response video to my video I wonder what he would say if he had to make a response what is his plan like 5e plan 10-e plan what’s he going to do with his kid he might eventually move back to Sweden I don’t know give them a few years they’ll get fed up of living in Japan cuz I don’t really see what’s more important than being near your family all his family is in Sweden all her family is in Italian they don’t have any family in Japan they don’t even have any friends their only friends are the fake YouTube friends like Chris broad oh yeah who wants to be Chris broad’s friend all Chris broad cares about is climbing the YouTube ladder the only all Chris cares about is like his YouTube success as if Chris wants to be friends with PewDiePie on a genuine level and then Connor he’s just another Chris broad all they care about is his stupid YouTube careers so oh yeah we’ll be friends with Pewdiepie cuz they think it’s going to grow their channels but PewDiePie already peaked ages ago they get more views than PewDiePie now anyway I’d feel sad if I was PewDiePie people only want to be your friend because you’re famous on YouTube who wants to be PewDiePie’s friend like a genuine friend I don’t know if he has those I really doubt PewDiePie has any Japanese friends he really thinks Joey’s his Japanese friend Joey’s as Japanese as I’m Malaysian he just speaks good Japanese that’s it he only speaks good Japanese cuz his mom forced him to learn it his mom literally put him through emotional abuse as a child to force him to learn Japanese did you hear the story Joey says himself his mom refused to talk to him as a kid unless he spoke to her in Japanese how messed up is that that’s kind of emotionally abusive don’t you think if it wasn’t for J’s mom JY wouldn’t be able to speak Japanese as good as he does he’s just lucky his mom was like a slave master or whatever the word is I don’t speak Chinese cuz my mom didn’t care if I spoke it or not so I really don’t see Joey as a Japanese person oh wow thanks Chong L well welcome back do you wish your mom taught you to speak Chinese I don’t really care to be honest I know a little bit when they’re talking I can understand a few words here and there but they will speak English it’s not like I’m going to join in with the conversation just cuz I understand what they’re saying I don’t join in with any conversations I only talk if someone talks to me when I get I should get my YouTube money tomorrow oh yeah tomorrow’s Monday I won’t get it today because it’s Sunday let me check I’ll give my mom promise I’m overdraft 550 my next YouTube pay is 800 so as soon as I get it it would lose 550 and I only have 250 left so i’ only have 250 left to give my mom unless I go overdraft again if I have the overdraft too long they charge me like 20% interest so I’m not sure I can only pay my mom 200 and then I put 50 on the credit card for this month and then hopefully next month I make like seven or 800 no overdraft I got try not to spend anything I got 180 in Bitcoin and 100 in my revolute savings I got to pay my credit card off too oh well thanks so maybe what do you think I should do I’ll just give my mom 200 so I I’ll reduce this down to so it was 11,000 now it’s 10,800 7 99.5 there I want to see I want to track my progress so that when you go back in time and then go to the front you can see the amount I owe her gradually getting less and less although I shouldn’t change it until I’ve actually paid it so maybe I should put it back yeah I shouldn’t change it until I pay her so I I still owe her 11,000 cuz I haven’t paid her back maybe tomorrow when I get my YouTube money yeah I don’t know why my earnings are so low this month I think it’s because I took a week off in the beginning of June because I was traveling around Tokyo and Japan and then I flew home and I didn’t have the energy to make videos so I’ve been slacking off in June and um Elden ring didn’t really get me the views I wanted my coming home videos have done quite well I got an 8K Banger 7K moving back in with my mom and then a few 5Ks I’m quite happy with the 8K I don’t know why I can’t get 10K views anymore it’s annoying he even the sunny stream peaked at 9,800 views so close to 10K maybe if I kept meeting Sunny for streams we could have kept the momentum or do you think people would have gotten bored people get bored of everything titles make us think it’s the same thing over and over well it is I go traveling I meet a woman my Visa or my money runs out I come back home I’ve been doing it since 2010 this is not new I’ve been doing this for 14 years go to Japan meet woman mess around break up come home go broke save up money again play video games go to Japan again meet another woman same thing over and over oh thanks Chong L if you had to get a normal job what would it be yeah I have been thinking about this I thought maybe delivering Amazon Parcels looks easy you just go to the warehouse pick up the parcels put them in your car and then deliver them you don’t have to say you don’t have to talk to anyone just say hello got your parcel beep the scanner thing say you’ve delivered it and then go to the next place it looks easy the only tricky bit would be if you’ve got like a scary dog and you got to deliver the parcel I just Chuck it over the wall I’d be [Music] like I’d steal the parcel probably yeah I probably end up doing something nefarious like i’ pay on the can you do a few girls with your weights make sure you have something for grip on it uh I just did some did you not see it I got protein powder as well I did a full workout and I had my vanilla protein Way Powder it was pretty t T I got milk too oh if you had to get a normal it’s warm what would it be it’s like straight out of the te oh it’s weird when it’s warm imagine you suck on a cow nipple to suck the milk out like a Willie I I bet farmers do that behind closed doors they sneak in and they like they give the teeth a suck to test the freshness cows are so weird have you ever seen an other they got four nipples but the nipple looks like a Willie and it squirts out milk oh so weird why is it why is it there in between their legs we have nipples they’re here on our chest like a woman has boo boobs but the boobs aren’t in between the crotch cows are so they’re built so weird imagine a woman’s got like a long what are they called a cow nipple why are they so long so you can squeeze it like that why are they evolved so their nipples are squeezable by human hands did we bioengineer the C so they could be milked better I thought the other is the big sack is that where the milk is stored and then they got four and they pull it and they squeeze it you’d have to be a woman or you’d have to be gay to do that job thank God we got machines now to pump it out anyway I was saying I forgot what I was saying now yeah when you drink warm milk it tastes like it just came out the C I was saying something else oh yeah I said I already did my workout you missed it I’m not doing another one just for $1 $20 I’ll do a new workout set become an Uber driver I’d rather deliver Amazon Parcels than deliver people I don’t know what’s it like being an Uber driver do they chat to you cuz I can’t talk and drive I would crash if you try talking to me I thought Amazon you can just show up and then take as many parles as you want and then just deliver how much you want what if I just say oh I just want to make I just want to make £50 today can I just deliver 10 Parcels sure Daniel just take whatever you want how you just do it like that that’s what Uber’s like cuz you can just pick up anyone you want you can work as much as you want maybe that would be better I think Amazon you are paid a set amount like 9 to5 or else you get fired 500 Parcels a day yeah then you got to pay petrol if you’re on the road that much your car’s going to get damaged somehow I don’t know maybe Uber is better you got to pick them up and then just take them to the location but what if they smell or the fat or they vomit in the car or something imagine you you book an Uber and I show up I would be scared I have one day Driving Experience well I have about 80 hours of driving lessons and then one one day not a whole day like a few hours I drive one time time after I passed my brother-in-law he passed and he bought a car and he’s driving all around the country already he dried to Wales that’s what I should have done but I ended up flying to Thailand could have bought a Tesla but instead I have all these wonderful memories living in Thailand that I’ll cherish for my whole life like the time I got the flesh eating skin hand disease what a great time how are you going to pay back your mom one live stream at a time I make about 6050 $60 I don’t know actually I make 40 and then I make like 20 or 30 on PayPal sometimes so maybe I make about on average $60 a stream which is how much in pounds like 40 so I’d have to do 160 streams to make 160 times no i’ have to do double that I have to do like 280 streams oh my God I need to do 250 live streams that’s 2third of a year if I streamed every day only $60 a stream yeah well donate some money then if you think it’s so rubbish Mr money bags why is it back up to 11k well I decided I should not change the number until I’ve actually sent the money no I don’t need to pay tax cuz I don’t make more than 12K anymore I’m not falling for that again nope get my dildos out again go back on only fans then I could probably make 1,500 a month I’m not really that desperate to pay it back really quickly what’s the rush are you out of ideas for videos yep don’t know what to talk about anymore Japan topics relationship topics don’t know oh thanks CH have you ever considered being a host in Japan no cuz I’m not good at talking to people and I’m really bad at drinking I get drunk so quickly you do this every two weeks yeah I need to stream more maybe like four times a week five times a week but I got so burnt out streaming in Japan almost every day I wanted to slow down a bit but now my earnings have just plummeted oh streaming is hard work cuz you need constant stream of things to talk about I won’t have new things to talk about if I just sit here all day I need things to talk about maybe I should have gone to the Nigel farage Meetup it would have been funny if I met him I think I’m taller than he is he’s 173 CM according to Google I could probably beat him up imagine I beat up Nigel far no I like Nel his name is only one letter away from this special naughty word it’s funny cuz if you directly translate his name into Japanese wouldn’t it be [ __ ] which means R away no it would’ be [ __ ] in Katakana but if you turn into Katakana based on the spelling it’ll be nto have you ever considered being a host in Japan I wish I’m not good enough with the women look I got a picture of Nigel with Dave Gibson Nigel’s in Maidstone now he’s enjoying the sights of my lovely town maybe me and sunny can do Amazon delivery cuz I’ve seen two people do it before she could drive and then I’ll lift the packages sounds good and we could split the money cuz we’re working together we could probably deliver more parcels and we could live stream at the same time as well I’ll just grab the parcel Chuck it in run back she can do driving split money 50/50 yeah it’s going to take a long time at these views to make 11k it’s going to take ages it could take me all year such a shame I can’t get back to Thailand quickly what a tragedy oh I’m stuck in my massive house in my huge Garden for e h did his mom ever appear on stream yeah she was here last stream for like 10 seconds why does my camera keep stuttering I think it’s lagging or something think con [Music] [Music] action okay what we talking about God I’m so hot the sun is blazing into my bedroom right now yeah unfortunately my sister won’t ever want to be on my channel she’s so freaked out by the weirdos and the trolls and the doxing stuff she’s like really scared of it now she’s really scared about her wedding getting messed up when it was being talked about on the subreddit all her friends were on the subreddit as well checking it to see if like weird stuff’s being talked about they probably think I’m weird I’m like saying weird stuff about her when I’m not doing anything wrong it’s all the weird stalker people on the subreddit being weird I’m not being weird I didn’t say anything weird it’s not my fault it’s all on them I did not encourage any of this Behavior I did not say Doc my sister’s wedding leak her stuff I didn’t say anything I didn’t even know she had a website I actually forgot when the wedding was going to be to be honest so it’s not my fault all the friends of my sister um I didn’t do anything wrong if you got a problem with me you could have come up to me and said it to my face at the wedding but I guess you didn’t have the balls I didn’t do anything wrong though so I don’t really know what you would say it’s not my fault I became YouTube famous and attracted a bunch of weirdos it was kind of out of my control troll but I was a bit worried I was going to get the blame cuz it’s my channel so I guess in some way it’s my responsibility I think her friends will think I’m a weirdo I’m pretty sure one of her friends said something like you need to stop Daniel from doing YouTube you need to get him to stop he’s doing such bad things like he’s called his ex is ugly or [Music] whatever people are just jealous that they have to work whilst I get to enjoy the world and be famous yeah so it’s kind of weird all her friends are keeping an eye on the subreddit I don’t think they do now but they I think they were checking it to see what was being said even yeah I think the best man said he knew about it as well that the wedding got leaked I said it’s not my fault but then he said yeah but you did mention about the wedding well you’re saying it’s my fault then cuz I said my sister’s getting married I can say my sister’s getting married can’t I it’s not my I mean even if I kept it a secret that she’s getting married I’m pretty sure people would have found out anyway I felt like the best man was like having a jab at me a bit cuz I said it’s not my fault cuz I didn’t say when the wedding was and then he said but you did say that there was going to be a wedding and I was like yeah doesn’t mean it’s my fault though people get married all the time and they they say stuff like my sister my brother my uncle’s getting married it’s not a big deal is it my sister didn’t tell me me not to tell anyone that they were getting married so I assumed it’s okay so if you don’t want me to say stuff you should tell me way in advance don’t think I know what to talk about or what not to talk about oh wow thanks Kimber that’s weird is your name actually Kimberly S that’s my sister’s name now don’t tell me the S stands for Sabrina that’s so freaky oh wow thanks uh why don’t you become an interpreter for the other languages you know well I don’t speak Japanese good enough for like a professional kind of job my Japanese is just very casual conversational level not professional level and also you need to pair Japanese ability with a technical skill like science engineering it just having language skill on its own is not usually enough so you’d have to have good Japanese plus a degree in a field and I don’t like it I tried it before I used to do translation work on Fiverr translating Japanese into stuff and it was so boring well I guess there’s no harm in me saying my sister’s new name cuz if the wedding invitation got doxed the names were on the website so it’s not my fault and they didn’t tell me not to say what the name is did they you guys already know it don’t you if you know it type the first letter I’m scared to say it cuz then I feel like I get the blame cuz they’ll be like but you said it on the stream no everyone knows it it was in the docks it rhymes with shimy hi Daniel Sam why don’t you become interpreter for the other languages that you know as a side job no don’t like translating boring I just don’t like it when people blame me for stuff when it’s clearly not my fault I didn’t know I didn’t even know there was a website if you told me that there was a website for the wedding maybe I would have been a bit more careful I didn’t know who makes a website for a wedding usually you just message your friends and family and say do you want to come to my wedding and then you send them a letter like an invitation letter I didn’t know you make a website so I didn’t know there’s a website in the first place to be leaked I thought people found out cuz they were stalking my mom’s Facebook and then she linked it everyone does a website I didn’t do a website I’ve only been to one other wedding it’s my cousin’s wedding and I’m pretty sure there was no website then what is something that gets you excited my dream job I get excited when I get views on YouTube I’m bored of doing YouTube now because I never get any views it would be like imagine you love gambling cuz the excitement of making huge money is fun you keep going to the casino day after day and then you never get a big payout but you still keep going to the casino cuz one day you feel like one day you’re going to get you’re going to hit the jackpot YouTube is so boring now cuz I never get any jackpot views it’s always the same 5K 6K 7K sometimes like 8K and I’m like yeah 8K where’s the [ __ ] 100K 200k 500k I don’t get out of bed for 5K views so boring but if you don’t make stuff you’re never going to get the jackpot you’ll keep turning up every day with the hope that one day you’ll hit the jackpot but it’s been years now I haven’t hit any jackpots I got one jackpot the PewDiePie video got 300K but that was last year one whole year and I get one jackpot boring it’s hard to stay motivated when you just know it’s just going to get a couple thousand views a couple thousand views is not exciting 50,000 views now that’s exciting 100,000 views now that’s exciting a million views views better than sex I think a million views is like better than sex with the hottest girl view addiction is real you won’t know it until you’ve experienced it why do you think all the YouTubers clickbait and they’re so obsessed with views it feels so good and then when you get it you want more and you want more and then you’re scared of not getting it anymore and then you get depressed cuz the views go down and then the views go down more cuz you’re depressed and you’re not fun to watch anymore and it’s like a death spiral and then it’s over your Channel’s dead time to move on but you can’t move on because you got nothing to move on to it’s a sad situation the top stream is that the stream with my sister didn’t it get like 60,000 views for a live stream that’s insane where is it oh I got 87,000 views the one with my sister yeah that was the number one most viewed stream even more than the chiro streams the chiro streams got like 60k the M stream got 41k birthday stream with Mila 35k live Q&A with MAA 40K cut my wife’s hair 35k the second viewed stream is my dad died and then the third view stream is she left when Mila left and I cried so the top three streams don’t even have j in them live stream with my wife I remember that one got a thousand views viewers a th000 viewers that’s crazy miss those days no not 60k viewers 60k views it probably only had 800 viewers at the time concurrent viewers the highest viewers I had was I think I nearly had 1,200 viewers during my Germany trip when I got ghosted at the hotel I think a few of the Storm Out streams after arguing with Jiro got over a thousand viewers but I deleted those because I was pretty toxic I was like jro [ __ ] [ __ ] blah blah blah and I was scared I was going to damage my YouTube channel reputation so I deleted it after I finished it too late then I was so scared back then of leaving the streams up because I said some crazy stuff in the streams that make me look really bad it was like the boogie 2988 situation where everyone thought boogie 2988 was this really nice down toe humble nice guy but then they watch his twitch streams and he’s like this toxic horrible terrible person and that kind of ruined his YouTube channel all the people who thought he was this nice guy stopped watching him and his channel died the reason why PewDiePie’s channel never died is because he’s actually a really nice guy so people are never going to start hating him because he’s actually a toxic horrible person because he’s just not a toxic horrible person if you’re a toxic horrible person it’s going to come out sooner or later you can’t fake it forever I tried faking it I tried playing this character where I was like really nice and sweet humble down to earth nice innocent Shy Boy people believed it for a while but then the mask starts to slip you start to lose it you start to snap at the viewers like don’t [ __ ] call me a leech you [ __ ] idiot you start snapping you can’t control your emotions and then the true colors your true colors come out and then that’s how channels die people entire YouTube careers die because of that I lost it I like emotionally mentally snapped from all of the all the insults people whining in the comments I I couldn’t take it anymore I had to snap back at them otherwise I was just going to go crazy people are so [ __ ] annoying on YouTube they just completely don’t understand things and criticize you and make all these insults and complain about you in stupid ways that don’t make any sense and you’re supposed to just sit there and take it and smile I can’t do it and these big YouTubers they’re really good at just ignoring it all I couldn’t do it that’s why I could never get big I don’t have the right mentality for it you can’t be a big YouTuber and then say stuff like oh [ __ ] you if you don’t like me it’s so unappealing as a brand to do that I don’t have the maturity to be a big YouTuber I would just end up banging all my fans I’d probably become a pedo and then do the crypto scam if I got big it’s too it’s too difficult most people are good people because it’s easy to be a good person when you’re a Nobody But when you become like a god The Temptations are so hard to ignore you got all these girls coming at you you all this money yeah it’s too difficult I can’t do it I’m not built right for a mainstream audience no I’m not saying I’m a pedo I’m saying if you become really big The Temptations of ped doing get [Music] higher all the Minecraft youtubers who got oued as pedos I’m glad I didn’t do Minecraft the problem is I find YouTube fun to do when I can just express myself honestly but to maintain a good image you can’t do that you’ve got to sugarcoat things you can’t talk political you got to be PC otherwise your enemies will come for you and they’ll take anything you say that’s edgy or non PC and I would make a video about you trashing you which happened to me all these idiots that Elvis Aden abber and preach they all came for me when my channel was getting big and I just clip stuff I said that was non PC and made me look like a terrible person so it’s people like Connor CG VA Chris broad they’re really good at just keeping their mouth shut and controlling their temper which is why they got so big that’s my theory I don’t have the patience yeah there are exceptions like keemstar but keemstar is very rare he’s like an anomaly in the code people like keemstar can get away with it because they’re extremely flamboyant charismatic and they’re just funny to be honest so it’s hard to really hate them some people do really hate keemstar like they’re super leftwing people but there’s there’s an audience for people like keemstar who like edgy stuff and drama I had an audience too I could still have an audience if I went back to edgy drama but I got burnt out doing drama cuz it it hurted me as much as it hurted other people I don’t necessarily care that much about hurting other people but if it hurts me I don’t want to hurt people if it hurts me I’m happy to hurt someone if it doesn’t hurt me but it did hurt me a lot actually the chiro stuff caused me a lot of grief and guilt when the views died down and the lockdown started and I was all alone in a room with loads of time just to think and the excitement of the views and money weren’t there anymore the guilt came back to hit me around the backside it caught up eventually I can’t do it now I feel I feel too bad I have there is information that I have that could destroy people’s lives and I could turn it into content but I feel so bad I mean what they kill themselves cuz of me I would never be able to move on I’d feel so guilty if someone killed themselves because of me so I can’t do the old style content anymore because I don’t know I don’t like I don’t like the pain what if mil died that’s why she never messaged me I know she not dead cuz she messages my mom but someone could have died like Turkish girl could have died we wouldn’t even know how would we know what if I killed Turkish girl accidentally I feel so bad I got some banging spicy content I could share with you but I won’t cuz it would just make some people very upset unless I’m promised like $10,000 if you PayPal me now £1,000 I will spill the beans I don’t know would I it’s a lot of money but it’s not life-changing money is it and I’d still feel really bad that’s why I’m sad because I know what it takes to get my views back up but I don’t have it in me to do it [Music] anymore trying to find a different way like gaming just non Drama videos but you see the numbers it’s not doing well I feel sad because I know what it takes and I don’t have it anymore I don’t have what it takes anymore I used to I used to just not care about anyone or anything and I made some good content and I can’t do it now oh well maybe it’s for the best maybe it won’t even get views I could release my Pandora’s box and it would just get 10K views and made like $40 and wouldn’t be worth it it would only be worth it if I got all my old viewers back like 50k 50k a video then I’d probably consider it oh my God it’s so hot I can’t believe how hot it is now I think it’s easy to ignore the guilt In the Heat of the Moment when you’re getting all the views and the excitement it’s fun and you get distracted but Co really messed me up the lockdown was kind of like it’s like you get sent to jail and you just all you have is time to think and reflect that’s what the lockdowns the lockdown forced me to to like slow down and think about what I’m doing otherwise I would have just carried on my crazy world Adventure you eat meat Guiltless but feel guilty for spinning beans um yeah cuz I don’t really know the animals personally I didn’t see them alive or see how happy they were running around so I don’t really I feel guilty but I have I have secrets that could turn into good drama content but I only know that stuff because I was close with the people and I know them and I feel bad I feel guilty if I destroy them like I destroyed chiro like I wouldn’t eat your hero if they butchered her and put her in a supermarket I feel kind of weird if I bought her meat and ate it cuz I knew her as a person but if there was like no food and there’s a famine and they were setting human meat in the supermarket but I didn’t know who the people were yeah I pra eat that that me I proba eat them but I wouldn’t eat your hero cuz it’ be weird imagine that gets clipped Daniel says he wants to eat your hero flesh no I said I wouldn’t want to I’m saying I don’t feel guilty about eating animals cuz I didn’t know them I wouldn’t eat my cat cuz the cat was a pet a family friend don’t get it twisted did you eat at the dinner table Yeah if my uncle Cooks a big meal I’ll go down and eat at the table yesterday what did I eat oh I had rice and pork bone soup and miso soup I would never say I want to eat human flesh well I’d love to see you say that if there’s no food and you had no choice have you seen that movie where they crashed in a plane on the top of a a snowy mountain and to survive they had to eat e the dead people come on you would eat the dead people if it meant you could survive wouldn’t you you wouldn’t self sacrifice yourself just cuz you don’t want to eat people I’d eat you all if we were trapped on a mountain and you guys all dead I’m going to eat all of you I’m not dying on a mountain imagine dying from starvation when you got food all around you I am not dying I think people would turn to cannibalism because they have those people exploring the what was it North Pole Franklin’s doomed Expedition or something they all started eating each other too you do what it takes to survive you would definitely eat people if you had to if I said I give you 2 million dollar if you ate a human would you do it there’s no way you would say no say I got this burger and I say it’s human flesh would you eat it for a million dollars yeah that’s what I thought I would eat it oh we should do a community poll no it’s kind of weird now it’s getting kind of weird do you think they ate the penis it’s like a sausage a Cheesy sausage I think they ate everything those plane survivors I don’t understand how a plane can crash into a mountain just fly over it what a stupid pilot see massive Mountain fly into it okay why don’t you just like see massive Mountain fly really high go over it stupid people can’t even fly a plane imagine the police come and they question me about it and I say would you eat your friend for a million pounds see what they say everyone has a price oh wow oh you bold lesbian you changed your name a 365 days of Bal and returning to Japan in November what are your thoughts on denen Town versus akih Habra denen Town’s rubbish it’s just a Street full of porn shops they got like DVDs of porn advertised on the street and and then they got some arcades and Anime stuff it’s just one street you can walk down the street in about 15 minutes Akihabara is way better I went to Akihabara I got this microwave and I played GAA games and I played that drum game Tao Tatsu Jin or something couldn’t even hear the music so loud in there yeah akih Hab is more interesting I went to this Pokémon store and there were these British guys and it sounded like that it was the first time in Japan there was this Indian guy but he had a British accent and I could hear him talking to his friends and he was like yeah they don’t like tipping here I gave a tip and then they got angry and chased me down the street yeah man it’s crazy here Noob imagine not knowing they don’t do tipping in Japan why would you want to tip though I already paid the money for the thing I don’t want to give you more money why would I voluntarily pay extra when I don’t have to weird returning to Japan in November oh yours on Den Akihabara then then sounds boring I like Akihabara a bit more Akihabara is a bit boring too unless you like anime I don’t really like anime I do like the gcha things cuz cuz they got funny stuff in it like this microwave can you get your mom to ask chiro for masaki’s contact details or where she works so I can hire her for C I don’t think Jiro I miss the guy who used to call Jiro chesh that was funny who used to call her chesh remember the nicknames like dimples and chesh that was funny I missed that crowd chesh wouldn’t agree that her friend msaki must be divorced by now divorced single mom with three kids possibly has SD clamidia and probably works at to shinchi and she’s probably like 42 now such a catch soon all she can get will be guys like me guys like us we will save her save her from the streets I’ll look after her children I’ll be her new Daddy I be that Single mother’s girlfriend’s daughter must be like 18 now I wonder what she looks like do you think she knows she’s on YouTube when she was 11 year old kid I can’t believe that was 7 years ago and she’s 18 what she was 11 years old in my videos I could have been her daddy imagine I had an 18-year-old Japanese daughter that sounds so wrong and I get her to call me Daddy Big Daddy Daniel it’s not pedo cuz she’s 18 shut up and she’s not my real daughter it should be my girlfriend’s daughter Elon musk’s dad didn’t he marry his daughter but it’s not his real daughter Elon musk’s dad was married to a woman who had a daughter but it wasn’t his daughter and then he divorced her and married the daughter I don’t get it and then he had a kids with the daughter so it’s pretty normal they can call me daddy Ed that’s a good one I came up with that myself no I don’t like Balden bankrupt he’s boring he he looks like he thinks he’s so funny he’s got like this smirk on his face when he tells jokes but they’re not funny but you can tell he thinks it’s so funny that’s what annoys me about him he thinks he’s got like this cheeky trappy British lad and he’s getting away with it look at him subtly tongue in the cheek but you can see straight through it it’s really obvious maybe his viewers are very dumb and stupid he does seem to have a very dumb audience that think he’s like this great guy traveling all these poor countries and helping them it doesn’t take much research to find out what he does in these poor countries he just goes to like poor Russian villagers and bangs girls he probably PR promises to marry them or something and save them take them back to the UK and then he just pump and dumps them and goes to the next country biggest sex pack ever like massive sex pack ring Bal and bankrupt Harold Boulder that Tim K guy the Korean guy noodles they’re all sex Pats that’s how they know each other they all used to they met each other on that sex P Forum roou five or something yeah he does get good views I find it funny how he has no editing no Fancy video tricks just all shot in like an action cam and he gets way more views than Chris broad Chris broad has like expensive cameras drones a cameraman editing team he’s got like three editors he copies all the TV editing tricks from Top Gear puts all this effort into branding stuff and he can’t get more views and Bal and bankrupt that’s kind of funny imagine Chris meeting bald and bankrupt it would be so weird I feel like Chris would be really nervous because he pretty knows about bold secrets and then he’s scared of people thinking he’s friends with a sex pack cuz it’ll hurt his image all Chris cares about is his stupid image I wish I cared a bit more about m I would be a better YouTuber too late now what’s the point doing YouTube if it’s boring you do YouTube because it’s fun if if it being fun means I destroy my image and everyone hates me then ow I hit my finger oh yeah I went to Tokyo Tower that’s where they ended the cycle th wasn’t it they rented out Tokyo Tower so they could host the event in the stage I went on that same area where they were it was funny that’s where Chris stood that’s where Connor stood I stalked Connor and Pete through the back streets of Osaka they didn’t even know I was there they didn’t even know they were being followed by Osaka’s most famous British YouTuber name one British YouTuber based in Osaka more famous than me yeah exactly I’m so thirsty my mouth is foaming up I’m to spit this SL out so badly I keep swallowing it when will you think about replacing the damaged office chair this was my Dad’s chair my mom got this for him for his Christmas present before he died it’s a special chair although a gaming chair should I get a gaming chair I have always wanted like a PewDiePie gaming chair I do like this chair but I tore up the bum look I think I got already pointy bum or something cuz I ripped the chair too much sitting God it’s so [Music] hot I want to get a blanket and put it over cuz it looks kind of ugly now you know I hate on airplanes that armrest cuz I never get to put my arms on it always the stupid person next to me Hogs up all the arm space it’s so unfair only one person can use the armrests why can’t I just make two armrests one for me and one for them well don’t have an armrest at all instead of an armrest they should have like a wall like a mini wall I think I need to open the window oh my God the days are so long now the sun doesn’t go down until nearly 10 p.m. I like it when it’s dark dark around 7 it is now 6:00 p.m. the sun is still there shining right into my room I really hope we’re not going to get another 40° summer when is sunny coming over uh she’s banned from my house there’ll be no Sunny sleepover no blood bucket’s not coming cuz she’s got cats no more sleepovers no the French girl she moved out ages ago my relatives live in the summer cabin now how many views does the MAA video have on the BBC she’s more famous than me now is Elder ring DLC hard I found it really easy it takes me about an hour or two hours to defeat bosses and just cuz you’re learning the attack patterns and you’re trying to experiment with different weapons to find out which one’s easiest so I had to experiment with dry Leaf Hearts switching between fire and cold for some reason cold is better the cold Affinity because it staggers the enemies faster and it does that frostbite buildup damage some of the parts in the DLC are really annoying there’s a place this Woods where it’s infected with Madness and you can’t get on your mount it keeps saying your Mount is scared and then you have to run through the entire thing and there’s stealth parts so they these enemies that oneshot you so you got to sneak around it’s so boring you got Crouch yeah Abyssal Woods I hate it you’ll walk and run through the entire stage you get to this end bit this Mansion this big castle you fight this boss and he does Madness attacks it took me like two hours to beat him you know how I beat him I died and then my mimic summon finished him off whil I was dead it funny I was like oh my God it does feel really good though cuz you struggle and you struggle and you get so pissed off dying you die over and over and over again you finally kill the damn boss and it feels so good like you’re nutting or something that’s the best thing about Elden ring you get angry and then you use your brain to figure out a solution and you finally beat the stupid boss after hours so now I’m heading towards the dragon pit I want to get to the big mountain make I got to go through the dragon pit I got go through to the the big Jagged Mountain place and then there’s another area I think there’s one other area and then I’m done so I think I’m over halfway through but I basically just use the same tactic for every boss I go dry Leaf Arts i max out I either go fire and I max out my fire skills with all the talismans and then I just Spam Palm blast whilst my mimic tanks him Palm blast is so good I can get it to do like 6,000 damage I throw an oil pot I do like 7 8,000 damage on Palm blast or I use the new great Katana and I just do lunging thrusts piercing Fang with either cold or fire affinity and I just I Dodge out of the way and wait till he stops and I just lunge in with a piercing Fang and then back off and I just keep doing that it’s it’s boring but it works oh you know the morelan bosses I just Spam Palm blast and they can’t even get up they get knocked over I charge up a new Palm blast the dry Leaf hearts are pretty cool I hate the catacombs there’s so many catacomb things there’s one where it’s all dark so you have to equip a torch and you can’t go two-handed and there these little Stone imp things attacking you shooting fireballs and then you keep going down and down and down into the catacombs until you get to the end boss I hate the dungeons boring I like the castle dungeons I don’t like the cave dungeons the castles are really cool but the annoying thing about the castles is that you can just run through the whole thing you don’t have to fight the enemies I just I ran through it all the enemies were chasing me I just run through until the next sight of Grace until I get to the boss I also I wish you could fight the bosses again after you beat them without doing a new game cuz you end up beating all the bosses you got nothing to do to test out builds you just kill random enemies why is his life falling apart well I owe my credit card 27 £100 I owe my mom £1,000 my girlfriend wants me to come back to Thailand but I’m broke and to be honest I don’t really want to go back to Thailand right now um I’m quite enjoying being back home again and I’m not really interested in in flying or traveling for now I just want to relax and save money and make videos and stuff yeah I like being back home it’s got all the things I like pot noodle food drinkable tap water next day delivery Amazon people were really bored I lost nearly 2,000 subscribers since I went to Thailand I looked at my sub count it peaked at 113,000 Subs around October 2022 and then as soon as I got to Thailand it just went down to 11,500 I lost 1,5 100 Subs I can’t believe it but then I go to Japan and all of a sudden My Views go back up the Japan was better than Thailand wasn’t it in Thailand I didn’t do anything just sat in the room I mean I did meet ice Poseidon and I IRL streamed it on Kick but in Japan so much happened like I I stream with bucket slept over at her place stream with sunny met Chris Connor Pete sry the troll got screamed out by kids near got beaten up by kids that was scary they probably could have beat me up I don’t know if I would fight back I don’t know what I’d do I wouldn’t be able to run with all my stuff I’d be be very slow so I’d probably go in defensive mode and try and protect my head I’ll probably get kicked in the stomach and punched in the face and then get bleeding lip the problem is I look Japanese if I look like a white guy they would have just assumed oh he’s just a foreigner taking pictures he’s on holiday but because I look Japanese they just think oh who’s that weirdo filming I think if I was Japanese they would have beat me up like if I responded in fluent native Japanese but because I played the gun card it diffused the situation but I need to be able to diffuse it without talking but I can’t cuz I look too Japanese so you got to be careful I pointed my camera at them for like 2 seconds and they came chasing after me I can’t believe it Daniel has plenty of money I have £180 in Bitcoin I have £100 in my Revenue savings I have minus 550 in my bank account I have- 2,700 in my credit card and then I owe my mom 11,000 and I got 8,000 in my stock account so I don’t feel like I’ve got a lot of money before that you’re pointing your camera underage school girls no I turned the corner and this school girl with all her legs showing her big fat thick thighs with a little skimpy skirt I could nearly see her panties I turn the corner and she’s like sitting there right in front of me with her leg spread obviously I’m going to notice that I I’m a man at the end of the day and then I said I don’t know how schools let the students get away with this whoever’s designing these school uniforms the pedos how can you design a school uniform like that and not be a pedo it’s not my fault the this designers of the school uniform at pedos not me so I criticized that and the stupid chavy kids came running after me accusing me of being a pedo one thing I agree with um the islamists I don’t know if underage girls should be dressing so you know what I’m saying I don’t think it’s proper that 16-year-old girls Shing so much over their legs cuz men are going to look at that it’s like pedo bait if their girls not women they should be dressed like kids not like women unless you’re a woman shouldn’t dress like a woman and those are not women they’re kids as the law says the law of society says they’re like oh the kids is wrong well if they’re kids they should be dressed like kids not like [ __ ] I don’t know women on the street again I prove I’m not ped very anti pedo I’m so thirsty I want to drink this milk water what even is that why is it so milky uh if I drink I need to pee I could get water but then I’ll need to pee and all my glasses they’re all stained and I I hear footsteps outside my bedroom fine I get water I can’t stand it anymore it’s so hot I’m getting dehydrated ah good old tap water the Pinnacle of civilization you press a magic button and this life-saving liquid just pours out indefinitely back in the olden days they have to walk miles to get drinking water best invention ever pipes and water look at all that chalk that’s minerals from the Earth I’m drinking England Glass by glass no I don’t filter the water I drink it straight out of the T see you don’t need money you don’t need hot girls or the latest tech all you need is a good glass of water that’s all the human body wants really water and food and a soft bed at night that’s all you need it’s getting pretty hot I can’t believe how hot I am I’m wearing a shirt I’m not even wearing my hoodie anymore I can’t I’m only wearing one pair of trousers as well [Music] should do like a video challenge day one of trying to drink tap water in Thailand without dying soft bed without girlfriend well I actually sleep way better when I’m sleeping Al alone it’s nice to have a warm body next to you but my God trying to sleep in the same bed with a woman is hard either they keep moving or you cuddle in bed and fall asleep but then you get a dead arm cuz you lost blood supply and you’re like yanking your arm out from under the head or you can’t stretch and move around freely cuz you don’t want to wake them up or they put the air conditioning on really cold cuz they’re hot and then you’re freezing it’s so nice to just sleep in your own bed sometimes get out of bed to pee whenever you want to it’s nice can jerk off whenever I want to as well never underestimate the freedom to jerk off it’s actually better than sex sometimes cuz you can do it however you want as long as you want I think someone who hasn’t been in a relationship for a long time you get desperate for a girlfriend and you think you’re unhappy because you don’t have a girlfriend and you think all that matters is getting a girlfriend cuz that’s the only way to be happy but then you have a girlfriend for years you kind of miss being alone you feel like you miss being single for a bit you get all this Freedom so I used to think I am unhappy because I don’t have a girlfriend but then even if I got a girlfriend that unhappiness didn’t really go away and then I realized not having a girlfriend’s not making me unhappy did know it was weird yeah I think only you can fix your unhappiness no one’s going to fix it for you no one really can fix it for you what are they going to do it’s all in your head yeah I was miserable for years like my whole 20s I was miserable in emo because I wanted a girlfriend so badly and I thought I was miserable cuz I couldn’t get a girlfriend but I probably couldn’t get a girlfriend because I was miserable and not fun to be around I don’t know I think it’s sad I think it’s sad now for your whole life to revolve around the one goal of having a girlfriend I don’t know if I broke up with my girlfriend I think I won’t really care about getting another girlfriend I won’t be all emo about it like before I don’t know it’s hard to like try and understand your mind your mind keeps telling you what you want what you need to be happy when it’s not necessarily true I don’t really know what I want now at least when I wanted a girlfriend I knew what I wanted I wanted a girlfriend now I don’t really know what I want I don’t really desire anything really strongly I just kind of Desire peace and quiet good glass of water some YouTuber attention to feed my ego I don’t know I want a Tesla but come on it’s so hard to get also it would be such a waste of money CU I don’t go anywhere be so dumb for me to get a car where would I even I don’t want to go anywhere I don’t need to go anywhere I don’t even enjoy going anywhere so what what’s the car going to be for I wish Elon Musk just made a petrol Tesla so the body looks like a Tesla but it’s just like a a rubbish petrol car for £5,000 why do you want one cuz it looks cool I don’t care that it’s electric I don’t care about electric cars it just looks good the body looks so good I don’t care what’s on the inside I want what’s on the outside can’t they just like take the body and then put pedals inside of it let’s just get a bicycle and drive the car with a pedal and chain it was funny you know my last video I was wearing the Japanese robe and then the Japanese person commented saying I have The Robe um closed the wrong way around they said you’re supposed to close it left side over the right side right side over the left side it’s for dead people but I was wearing it left side over the right side it’s just cuz the video is mirror flipped it looks like it’s the other way some people say oh I didn’t know Daniel’s left-handed but I’m not it’s just the video is mirrored right now it’s not mirrored so this is my right hand but I usually mirror my videos cuz I think I look weird when I’m mirrored have you ever seen your face mirrored it looks [ __ ] weird cuz you always look in the mirror to see yourself you always look in a reflection in a mirror so that’s what you’re used to when it’s mirrored you’re not used to looking at yourself like that but that’s what everyone knows you as no one sees you as your flipped self only you do in the mirror but I don’t like it was weird so I always I keep it flipped when I make a video so everything’s reversed I think people don’t notice it and they get confused the stream’s not mirrored I can’t be bothered it looks weird now look I can mirror it now where is it see now it’s mirrored it feels kind of weird now like I move my left hand but it looks like that’s my right hand doesn’t it this looks like it’s my left hand but it’s actually my right oh I’m getting confused now you think I’m moving my left hand don’t you but I’m not it’s my right hand uh it just tricks you all your room feels huge no it’s pretty small it’s just the wide angle I can do the sword spin like on Star Wars spank your bottom [Music] why does holding a long object invoke violent feelings like you want to smack something it makes you feel powerful I was wearing this and I’m I’m putting the left side over the right side oh wait it’s not flipped but in the video was flipped so look look like I’m putting the right side over the left side and then you tie the string here now I look like a Japanese man so stylish see don’t need to go to Japan bring Japan to my bedroom why doesn’t Sabrina move home to save money I don’t know I wonder how much the the place cost in London it must be like 1,200 a month yeah I need a K but for now I got this badminton well they’ve got two incomes they’re both working in London they got that London money I think her husband quit his job recently cuz he want to start his own business and she’s going to quit her job too she wants to make a website they’re going to travel the world why don’t you bulk up I am I got this didn’t you see I got whe protein and I’m lifting my bicep with the dumbbells I’ve already traveled the world for the last 15 years I want to rest for a bit I’m tired I’m sick and tired of traveling I don’t want to travel ever again this year it’s so boring and expensive no pot noodle all the food’s the same everywhere in the world I can get food here get Japanese food you don’t need to go to Japan to eat Japanese food oh have you seen that internet meme you go on Twitter and that’s all you see the hawk T girl why the hell is the whole internet raving on about it it’s not that funny memes about it all over Twitter nonstop sick and tired of seeing it the weirdest things go viral people like weird stuff the whole meme era it felt like it was so long ago like the overly attached girlfriend meme remember that there were some good memes 2010s and earlier H Tu spit on that thing she’s got like really Souther accent it’s kind of funny I guess the way she says the she says the T are bit really deep like her voice goes really deep did Sunny Hawk to you this gross I don’t want want girls spitting on my dick I don’t see the appeal of it I just want my dick to go in the mouth and get sucked on I don’t really want I mean spitting on it doesn’t really do anything for me I want it to get sucked I can spit on it myself I don’t spit on it myself cuz I don’t really enjoy it unless I got no lube and I want to lube up can you hear that my mom watering plants I don’t know why my mom likes flowers so much there’s so many buckets with flowers in them outside Just Flowers everywhere seems like a waste of money there’s flowers growing in the garden naturally for free why did you have to buy flowers the whole ENT area of the house is covered in flowers and it smells like flowers thank God my hay fever went away I used to have really bad hay fever when I was a kid it just went away on its own as I grew up I had some hay fever in Japan this year which is weird cuz I never usually get hay fever in Japan no I don’t really like the hwk to I like it when you wake up in the morning and the girl’s like touching your dick cuz she’s waiting for it waiting for you to wake up she’s ready ready to go and she’s stroking it and you feel like oh this is a dream that’s nice and so Japanese people wear this in the summer when it’s hot but it feels hotter when you wear this cuz it’s like a big robe do they not wear anything under it cuz it would be cooler if I just don’t wear it unless I only wore this and nothing under it but then it feels kind of naked like I’m naked under it why is your room so white my dad I remember I was in Japan my dad said we’re repainting your room what color do you want and I said can I have it black and he said no so I said can I have it white then I said can I just have my room all black cuz I was all emo back then good thing he didn’t listen to me imagine he just had black walls so I thought what about white now I don’t know if I like it maybe I get orange orange might be nice I could paint it myself I would like new curtains like orange curtains I do like orange do you remember when I moved to Manchester and it was freezing cold and I got orange bed sheets and it made the whole room glow orange and it felt so nice and cozy that’s why I got these ones I got an orange bed sheet but I can’t find it I’ve only got the mattress sheet I like I like simple Aesthetics when it comes to house room design I like plain minimalist with nice aesthetic lighting subtle colors like orange I like orange orange or purple with very neutral colors like white cream bluish yeah I don’t really like traditional or antiquey designs I like very bare minimum kind of look but not like bare and empty I like minimal but modern so a nice modern desk or table with a little bit of lighting for for mood like mood lighting would be kind of hot if you did o live stream talking about this it would be kind of awkward there would be what 10 viewers and they’re all gay and they’re pretty touching themselves I don’t know if I could do that stuff live I can do it as a video and edit it but live would be so awkward yeah it’ be so weird doing a live stream and I’m like naked and stuff no I don’t want to do only fans live stream although it would be easy content I don’t have to like make an edited video I just go live and I don’t know touch myself no it’ be too weird doing it live doing it as a video I feel more detached from it but when you’re doing it live it’s like another level that you have to cross mentally it took took a of mental power to cross that level that line to want to do only fans in the first place I actually feel hot now wearing this how is it supposed to cool you down down weird maybe if I was naked under it I need that Japanese fan P six nearly dinner I think my uncle might be cooking I don’t know what they’re going to do for 2 weeks I think it’s 2 weeks and a half they were supposed to be traveling to Manchester Scotland they rented a car I think they took it back now but they came back today and they didn’t go to Manchester they just went to Wales said it was too expensive to book hotels all across the UK so they came back here so I had three days of peace and quiet now I’ve got like five people in the house got four Malaysian relatives Dave Gibson here all the time he’s here like almost every day every two or three days maybe I think he just likes the garden to be honest I think if we didn’t have the garden he wouldn’t come so much I think he likes the garden more than anything but we do have a really nice Garden you can do so much in it you can do shooting do boating bit of gardening campfires barbecuing it’s like an outdoors person’s dream to have a garden like this and I have the privilege to live here for free my whole life and I don’t step into the garden at all people must think I’m crazy I have a bit of a walk around if no one’s around I’d go out and walk around do like 2,000 steps just have a look around listen to the nature but I don’t spend more than half an hour out there it’s too hot it’s either too hot it’s too windy or it’s raining and then I get bored I like to walk around a bit for like 20 minutes and then get bored and come back inside how is the debt counter going up well my mom took me shopping yesterday we went to Maidstone I saw some hot British girls but then they started talking and then my dick shriveled back inside as they were yelling [ __ ] hell raining my [ __ ] clothing getting wet [ __ ] hell how can they look so hot but sound so awful that’s ma stone for you but we went to the Asian shopping Super Market she spent like £150 we got noodles saucers rice I got some honu cost £450 I got soaked we bought all this shopping three bags of groceries and rice it was so heavy the handles on the strap I mean the the strap for the handles on the bag snapped and then I had to carry it like that and then it suddenly started raining really hard but we had so many bags it was hard to carry so my mom said wait here so I waited at the road as she got the car and I was just standing in the rain waiting for her to come and I got drenched they they shut down the Marks and Spencers and turned it into an Asian supermarket really weird it’s called longan never heard of that before I don’t know why they decided to open a massive Asian supermarket in Maidstone as if all the British chavs are going to come buying Asian groceries really weird decision I don’t know why it’s Mark and Spencer Mar Spencer is probably too expensive for the people of made Stone to shop at but they’re not going to shop at asian supermarket and buy tofu and seaweed and kimchi are they I bet you anything that Shop’s going to be closed down next year they’re so going to go bankrupt there’s barely any Asian people in Maidstone the only Asian people there are the ones that work at a Chinese restaurant they sold all stuff I like like Ramen tofu Chinese cabbage English people don’t eat this stuff I probably don’t even know what half of it is they had Tai paste was the name means oi is chat dead or what is it streaming testing Joey say where is it oh it’s streaming think you all fell asleep or something make it sound like Maidstone is a small place of the beaten part well it’s the biggest town in Kent I think but it’s pretty small compared to Osaka and Bangkok it just feels really small when you come back from Tokyo obviously population is like 10,000 probably maid Stone girls how could I not want a maid Stone girl I spent all my life flying to Japan to get a girlfriend when I could have gotten a m Stone girl oh my God it’s too hot anyone who sees me in Maidstone they probably think I’m like some rich Chinese exchange student going to the university people always ask me am I a university student it’s so annoying I they either ask you if you’re working or if you’re a student do I look like a student have I been to Seven Oaks no maybe all the chaps are in the Southeast maybe Southwest less chavs it’s either chavs or the you know who I feel like I’m getting heat stroke wearing this like I’m getting brain fog my brain is overheating I need to take it off I thought this is for summer waste my money oh my God why is it so hot today there’s no air conditioning I make my own air conditioning oh that’s nice I smell like a sausage roll I guess I have to start wearing deodorant now it’s getting hot the Irish people are yelling again well there was yell and then they horn at each other that’s what it sounds like beautiful language did I tell you two of the Gypsy Irish women they snuck into a garden when the wedding tent was up and they were like looking around for Booze trying to steal wine and then the headwoman who’s friends with my mom yeah real friends as if the Irish were ever be friend the non-irish they just pretend to be friends so they can use it in some way to benefit themselves but she came over and then I think my mom asked her about the women who stuck in and then she lied she said she didn’t know who they were yeah sure you don’t they proba live behind your place such liars and one time I was working at the petrol station this Irish kid came into the station who was obviously one one of the kids and he was banned from the petrol station we had his picture and then Jackie the manager was like yelling at him to bug her off and then he left and in behind him the headwoman of the Irish Camp comes in and then Jackie asked her do you know that kid and then she lied and said no but they obviously came together cuz I saw them walking back out together they just instantly lied without even thinking they can just lie on the spot you know they’re lying though nothing they say is true they always look out for their own and they’re like [ __ ] everyone else we’re going to steal and Rob you and scam you I don’t know how much they’ve dep appreciated the property value I don’t know if it’s going to affect us so if you’re going to sell the house how the buyer is going to know unless like there’s a massive Irish fight on the day they come to check out the house that’ll be bad I mean if you’re going to buy a house you want to know who the neighbors are don’t you I wouldn’t buy a house unless I snooped out the neighbors to see who I’m moving in next to I don’t know if I’d buy this house if I knew they lived here got to keep it a secret don’t tell anyone well they’re not normal Irish they’re gypsies I don’t know if the word Gypsy is racist but it’s on the government website the UK Government website so I don’t think it’s racist I’m selling a house that’s got a pain in the back side you got to meet the buyers talk to them they’re going to ask questions sounds annoying I think the PC where of calling them is Irish travelers not gypsies I think Gypsy is kind of derogatory now they don’t have visible encampments from the road you wouldn’t really know that they’re gypsies cuz they got a big fancy wall and a big gate so only when they start talking you would know they don’t have Caravans either they’ve got mobile homes they brought up I remember they brought the big mobile homes on these on the back of these massive lorries they blocked up all the roads and they crushed out a hedge my dad got really pissed off my dad was fuming because they crushed out a hedge with the massive trailers he was like I’m going to call the police if you don’t stop this and then they said you better call an ambulance too mate and then he got mad and drove away that’s a good comeback be calling ambulance too they are pretty funny they’re very witty the Irish it said you better call an ambulance that’s good it’s like you’re telling him you’re going to smash his face in without saying you’re going to smash his face in I wish I could do an Irish accent be so funny I’m not even going to try it’s so difficult yeah I’m going to save that that’s a good one if anyone says to you I’m going to call the police just say you better call an ambulance it only works if you’re a big tough guy though be ambulance that’s funny yeah well you better call what’s a good comeback for the comeback better call an ambulance you you better [Music] call the mechanics I don’t know what’s what’s like the ambulance but better I I know I’m so unwitty I can’t come up with this stuff quickly you better call your mom and then you have like childish argument you better call your mom cuz I’m going to [ __ ] her that’s pretty good comeback so childish can’t be a gr adult saying that it’s like a playground insult you better call the corona the corona you better call the funeral service for your funeral after I murder you how’s that I’m sure there’s a really witty comeback I just can’t think of one ask chat GPT I don’t smell any food is no one cooking I need protein for my muscle do I ever use chat GPT I did try it I said give me YouTube video ideas for someone who is unemployed depressed bored and get a girlfriend but all the suggestions were pretty rubbish some people make so much money just using AI they ask chat GPT to write them a whole script and then they use AI for the voice over voice over Ai and then they just get like an AI to put video clips together and then they put it on t Tik Tok they make like 10K a month I wish I could do that but it sounds so boring there’s so many AI channels now all these History Channels they’ve all got like an AI voice are you actually depressed uh yeah a little bit I miss being famous YouTuber but I know it’s over can’t really do anything about it you just have to like accept it and move on I just missed it it was so fun everyone was so interested in me and now no one cares I was so happy when my channel blew up oh well thanks who are you a sensitive person do you get upset easily yeah would you become more or less sensitive if you could yeah I am trying to D my emotions become stoic I want to become less emotional and stop getting triggered but sometimes I just I get so mad and I lose it oh this is one thing I mean my mom keeps triggering me she did this thing before the wedding oh do you remember they came home and she bought fish and chips and she got me the big red sausage and then she was saying we’re outside come and get your food I was excited to go outside and join them for dinner so she says we’re in the tent outside and I say outside but it’s cold and then she says okay I’ll put your food inside and I’m like what no I want to eat with everyone else I go downstairs my food’s on the table and they’re all eating already in the tent and then I feel like I’m not invited to join them for dinner so I got mad and I just ate it on my own inside of the house and then they came back and they were like why didn’t you join us how can we bothered explaining it it just made me feel bad why did she just dump my food on the table like oh you eat here alone we are eat out here yeah I felt left out not welcomed it wasn’t really outside though it was in the tent inside the tent is not outside I thought she mean like outside outside so there’s always this massive communication barrier just cuz I said outside it’s cold it doesn’t mean I didn’t say I don’t want to eat with everyone she was like oh I thought you didn’t want to eat outside cuz you said it’s cold I didn’t I said it’s cold but I didn’t say I didn’t want to eat outside I was just saying oh but isn’t it cold why are you eating outside why don’t eat inside they’re eating inside the tent that’s not outside oh my God she said why don’t you just bring the food back in into the tent and I said I feel silly now you brought it in the house and I got to bring it back outside and you all started eating anyway too late I should all waited for me to come and then you start eating I’m the only man of the house I’m the last Lord the real I’m the last real man Lord they will start eating without me it’s rude if it was 1566 I would have guillotined them all if it was King Henry the 7th imagine King Henry comes down and all his people are eating without him he would have chopped off the head the rudess the utter go oh my then my sister’s husband my brother-in-law when he came the day before the wedding he was sitting in the tent talking to David Gibson for like 3 hours the hell are they talking about and he didn’t even say anything to me apart from howel I’m the brother-in-law the utter rudess no respect if this was Japan it would not be this way the Daves stuck together David and David he’s the father-in-law no he’s not I’m the closest thing to a father-in-law I felt so disrespected at the wedding half my relatives didn’t even look at me let alone say hello I am the brother you’re at my sister’s wedding at least make eye contact sitting there looking away Victoria’s parents were there too looking at the floor as I walk past utter rudess rename green sleeve to House of Lords Lord house uh we don’t have a cool name to have it called House something like house lanister house Stark house Lord is kind of rubbish you need at least three syllables to make it sound cool why do you expect everyone else to strike up com ation cuz I’m the lord of the house I am the I am the brooms what’s the word the bride I’m the bride’s brother I’m the second most important person in the church my mom would be the most important cuz she’s the parent yeah I’m not inviting any of them to my wedding they probably wouldn’t even come imagine invite Victoria’s parents to my wedding they’ll be like uh no thanks if I got married in the same church I don’t know who would come Dave Gibson and my mom maybe the postman all my uncles and stuff they wouldn’t even come yeah well when World War III starts I know who’s to be trusted and who’s not a friend not letting them into my Fallout bunker they can all get nuked the hell is someone riding up and down the road on a Mobility Scooter the [ __ ] is wrong with these people here something wrong with British people I swear I hope that wasn’t Dave Gibson they just accidentally insulted him it look like an electric Mobility Scooter now I wonder the Japanese think we’re autistic they put this thing out on Twitter like a pamphlet in Japanese saying how to deal with foreigners and it says something like foreigners are kind of like autistic people they don’t understand social norms and they they don’t follow social rules and they’re very individualistic I kind of get what they’re saying you go to Maidstone it’s like everyone’s [ __ ] or something not like the Japanese I think the word [ __ ] and [ __ ] kind of ruined the English language what would people do if that that word just disappeared oh yeah ice is doing that Hunger Games thing for streamers only the rule is to join you’ve got to stream it imagine I join I go to America and then I got a stream on kick and then buy all the stuff and then what fight people to win 100,000 you have to appreciate ice keeps trying doesn’t he he never gives up he’s always got ideas for like a big stream I can’t be bolted anymore I just sit in my bedroom talking for hours flipping my toenail Clipper what am I going to have for dinner I don’t know if anyone’s cooking I can’t smell anything I can just smell sweat and Bo it is very stuffy in my room I need to open a window it is open but the curtain’s closed might go soon is it Monday oh yeah what happened to the stock market oh micro strategy down 8% Bitcoin about to go below 60k nothing ocidental petroleum I just realized ocidental is the opposite of Oriental why is the word Oriental racist but ocidental is not people give that woman on YouTube oent I mean Oriental Pearl they give her so much hate just cuz her YouTube name is Oriental po but no one cares about the word ocidental so many people think it’s a racist word they like E look at her YouTube name no class E people are so stupid imagine hating on someone just cuz a YouTube name has a word in it that is perfectly fine for hundreds of years I love Oriental Cuisine it’s my favorite ocidental petroleum why is that up nearly 4% Ford is up 3% Exon Mobile is up 2.7 if oil’s up what does that mean is it good or bad boring gold is up 8% oh I can smell cooking I smell garlic dark soy sauce Chinese food do you think bitcoin’s going to drop back down to 45k I think it could it’s flash crashing but you look at the chart it looks obvious it’s going to flash crash it stuck below this 74k FIB line and it resisted like five times off it there’s no way it’s breaking through it’s either going to drop down to this FIB line the 46k line it could bounce a little at 55k but I don’t think it’s going to hold the momentum when it crashes this quickly downwards the next FIB line is not going to hold it the momentum is too great it’s like dropping a cannonball through a floor and thinking the floor is going to stop it it’s going to go straight straight through the first floor so I think the next support line is toast 55k it’s not going to hold so next FIP line is also a previous resistance trend line at 45k yeah it could bounce at 45k if it doesn’t the next one is like 37k so buy zones 45k and 38k I buy more I don’t think I’d buy more I mean I’ll buy 2 a day no matter what but I am holding back cuz I want to buy a bigger chunk but not at these prices maybe like 306k I’d buy a big chunk cuz next one would be like 30 I don’t think it would drop down to 30k again that’s too low I reckon it drops down to like 45 K and then go sideways for a good bit and then it breaks out like next year spring back up to alltime new highs 100K I think I’m just going to slowly buy every day until next year and maybe buy a big piece if it drops really low dollar cost average we’ll see I’ll increase 22 a day to3 a day if it goes into the 40K range I reckon it could get to over 100k next year double your money you have no money to put into action I can afford 4 a day I overdraft my bank account ,000 how come you say I reckon all the time I’m pretty sure we say that here too my dad used to say my dad used to say all these phrases I forgot now I was going to say one of them but I forgot what it was why do you hate Japan what me oh the Japanese guy yeah why does he hate Japan English people use a lot of phrases I don’t use any to make Meats ends to make it ends meat what does that mean is meat me T or is it like food e meat to make ends meat the meat you eat at the end or is it like to make the ends of something meat it always sounds like to make ends meat is like Doomsday apocalyptic hamburger you make it when the world is going to blow up cuz it’s the end so you going to make that meat ends meat is that not what it means I think that’s not what it means oh they say Beggar’s belief I can’t remember the one my dad used to say a lot forgot to make ends I can’t make enough money to make ends meet why don’t you get the discount food then expired Bento no I’m not good with the phrases phraseology to make ends meet to make what ends meet the ends of what when do you ever make anything meet at the end sounds kind of gay it’s like when the tips touch the end of what the end of the string what stupid phrase doesn’t make any sense is it like back in the Navy you had rope to tie the rope together it had to have long rope but he didn’t have enough rope so the ends wouldn’t meet so you couldn’t tie them up I think it comes from like Old Navy slang at the end of the day that’s another phrase British people use the end of the day you can’t even make ends meat ends meat sounds weird now I know what it means but when you take the phrase literally it sounds kind of weird imagine you become an English teacher in Japan you’re teaching phrases and you tell them the wrong meaning end me ends meat is when you’re gay and then you touch the tip of your penis with the other guys just tell them everything wrong I just troll all my students and tell them the wrong things eye to eye is when the dick h eye touches the other guy’s eye and they’re connected by a silvery Slither of [ __ ] connecting them with precom I wonder if this stream it’s funny my streams don’t get demonetized anymore just because I’m using a different piece of software not because I’m talking about cuum and nuking nuking in general yeah well when you get bored and you run out things to talk about this is the stuff that comes out don’t blame me a pound in the bush is a penny by the river as they [Music] say have I considered being English teacher for children no they would bully me I would definitely get bullied by kids if I was a teacher the kids bully everyone I remember back at my school if the teacher was like a bit of a loser they get bullied one of the teachers was living in his car and the kids found out and they were like making fun of him he was called Dr Shepherd he wasn’t a teach he wasn’t like a mister he had a doctorate and he was working at Swedeland oh my God what a waste don’t know why you’d have it doctorate is it a PhD imagine you studied so hard to get a PhD and you end up working in Swedeland why even bother the kids at swand have no future they’re all destined to work manual labor mechanics on farms driving tractors laying tarmac spreading fertilizer you’re wasting your time and forget about all this maths and science just teach them how to drive a tractor and lay Tac that’s what the future is no one from Swedeland ever amounted to anything a bunch of idiots I’m one of them I graduated in 2006 from swand no one even invited me to the prom there’s this one math seat he just gave up the whole class were laughing at him and they just ignored him and started chatting and then the only three kids who actually wanted to learn he just taught them and focused on them and he ignored the entire class to let them do anything I just sat there doodling in my book felt sorry for him he looked so miserable stupid dog I hate these dogs barking in the countryside this dog I think it’s a new dog it howls as well sometimes like oh it’s such an annoying sound shut up Stupid Dogs they make such annoying [Music] sounds the gypsies keep getting dogs and they keep losing them cuz they don’t tie them up or anything I remember that all these dogs they kept getting dogs and they kept going missing sometimes they’d run in their garden and my dad would chase them out with his shovel my dad got so pissed off when the dogs from the gypsies came into our garden one dog it looked like a homeless dog it came into the garden and no one was here apart from me so I started playing with the dog I was throwing a stick it was like a greyhound like one of those running dogs and it looked so happy it was like sprinting around the garden I threw the stick it brought the stick back to me and then my dad came home and he told me off and then I got pissed he was like Daniel don’t feed the dog if the dog come you should feed it cuz then you come back again I just gave it some ham and I played with it and then it went on its way my dad hated dogs yeah dogs are quite cute sometimes cuz they’re so stupid you throw a stick and it’s so happy and it’s kind of funny cuz they’re so easy to please imagine being that happy just chasing a stick God I wish I felt that happy cats are a bit boring cuz they don’t play Pushkin is so boring he just hunts in the garden all day you you never see him he’s always just running around in a bush killing everything I was scared I was in bed about to go to sleep and then he came into my room he jumped on my bed and he just started attacking my feet under the covers he was like claing at my feet if I moved it a tiny bit he would just go insane I had to Chuck him out of the room I was thinking damn if my foot was like a mouse and I was the mouse that would be terrifying the cat is so accurate and quick and its senses are so highly attuned he sees a bit of movement in a bush he just lunges at it like a homing missile anything moves is dead you can’t outrun it you can’t out move the cat you can’t hide you’re toast if you’re a little mouse got this giant cat faster than you quicker than you the best you can do is run into a small hole tough life being a mouse or a bird you prey if I got a fish tank Pushkin would be in here trying to kill it all he likes knocking stuff over as well he’ll just jump onto a surface and knock things off he knocked my microwave off why do they do that I like fish the challenge is to keep them alive when they don’t die you feel like you achieved something like you you understand the fish ecosystem when they die it’s so annoying because you feel like you don’t understand why they died you did everything right you put the filter you change the water they keep dying I think you you need plants cuz they create oxygen and they also absorb the nitrates and you also need the bacterial Colony but once you sort that out was easy I saw this video about fish this old guy was talking he said you don’t need any fancy chemicals or stuff for the fish tank when you get a new fish tank just get a spoonful of pond water from outside that’s full of bacteria and put it into the tank to Kickstart the bacteria process and then wait a month and it’s good enough get bacteria from outside people are so scared of bacteria but most bacteria is beneficial bacteria you need bacteria if all the bacteria vanished life on the planet would just go extinct you know bacteria keeps there’s like a NeverEnding war with bacteria and viruses and they keep each other in balance or something I forgot now watch the program about it yeah that’s why I don’t use soap when I have a shower cuz you got bacteria on your body but it’s beneficial bacteria it’s part of the immune system well I think I’m going to go soon smell dinner and I’ve run out of topics that’s why we’re talking about bacteria h i breathed in my saliva I don’t know why the stream Vibes are different when I’m at at home in my bedroom compared to in the Thailand condo it feels nicer somehow in the Tha condo I felt kind of Trapped and suffocated being so high up in the air don’t know it feels unnatural I hate that stupid dog now oh well thanks why do you prefer 12 in really end up the bigger it is the more you want to bounce up and down on it maybe my G Spot my prostate gland is just located very high up I can hear the Irish people yelling at the dog why do they keep getting dogs when they don’t know how to look after them stupid idiots what is the obsession with getting dogs it’s like where’s our gypsies we need a dog cuz it’s our culture but they have no idea how to look after them they don’t know how to look after their own kids either that’s the problem with them kids just run rampant shoplifting and stealing there’s no discipline there’s no structure what exercise do I do with the dumbbell I do this one and I do this one 10 times each how to find the best will to bounce up and down on please give us some advice you don’t want a really big dick head cuz then it’s hard to get in but when it goes in there’s no problem cuz the shaft going in and out it’s not the difficult bit I don’t know cuz it’s nice when the big the end of it is big inside but it’s hard to get in it’s painful and it’s hard to get it out it’s painful you got to push one time there’s blood when it came out I think I tore my anus in Manchester do I like Elden ring new DLC yeah it’s okay if you wanted more Elder ring it’s going to satisfy you the new weap oh look Pushkin [Music] emerges from the car I like some of the new weapons like the great katana’s good dry Leaf Art’s good I really hate how the level of the map there’s like the cliffs and then the depths and you need to get up there and you trying to figure out how the hell do I get up there well how do I get down there you can’t just jump off the cliff and then you got run all around trying to figure out how to get up there or get down there it’s so frustrating you enter this area and you’ve got this amazing view of all these lands and you want to explore it but first you got to find out how to get down there or get up there can’t they just give you a parachute or a jetpack I don’t know they all this magic they can’t figure out how to fly have you evered for a real also to bounce up and down on do you like running your hands on the M’s chest no not really I think rubber is good enough it would be weird if it was a weird dick like actual meat meat and veins going up your bum and discharging goo bit weird why does the meat go inside the meat hole who even came up with that try a sausage I did and I got nearly got baned on only fans put Frankfurt warmed it up didn’t really feel any different to a dildo it near broke in half and got stuck up there had to put it out I think Frankfurt is bit too soft you need a brat worst thick German sausage full of spices and herbs I just joined what is going on I just talking about gay stuff sausage up the bum I can’t believe on a website for doing sexual things you can’t put a sausage up your bum crazy I’m hungry when’s my mom going to call me for dinner I love your Japan streams wow thanks but I might never do it again I really don’t want to go back to Japan to stream on the streets again don’t know you’re not allowed to put things that are not intended for penetration inside anywhere yeah what if they started eating without me be so annoyed maybe I’ll just drink my protein powder again title is Life falling apart than 6 hours of nonsense well I can’t talk about my life falling apart for 6 hours can I there’s no topic I’ve talked about that lasted 6 hours they will last about 5 10 minutes so you’re basically just getting about 1005 to 10 minute rants all at once are you looking forward to your sister’s wedding it happened ages ago it’s over no it finished I think it was last week 15th it was 9ine days ago life nearly got back to normal but people keep coming over my sister’s friend came over to have lunch with my mom and I thought that was so weird the SI my sister’s friend from primary school who’s now married with two kids the whole family came around to see that’s so weird that’ll be like me going to have lunch with Chris broad’s mom isn’t that weird I don’t know why my sister’s friend would come meet for lunch with my mom bizarre people got nothing better to do so I had two screaming kids running up and down the stairs not a day goes by when no one comes to the house my mom is like addicted to people she non-stop whines about people but not one day goes past without someone coming over she got nothing else to do I think she gets sad if there’s no one here she looks kind of sad if she’s not socializing but then she’ll complain all the time time about how noisy and irritating everyone was don’t understand she does one thing but she doesn’t mean it she says one thing but doesn’t mean it that’s the opposite she said time for dinner I’ve got to go dine with my Malaysian relatives but you’re not friends with Chris broad yeah well that friend is not exactly friends anymore with my sister I bet they don’t even talk anymore it’s a friend from primary school they probably say hey what’s up twice a year I bet they haven’t even met for like 5 years or something it’s not like their best friends they’re like old friends from a a bygone era my sister’s got loads of friends she’s got like friends from the primary school era and then friends from the secondary school era and then friends from the University era and they all know each other as sub’s friends and then friends from the work I don’t have any friends from any of those eras I Haven talk to any of them I don’t know how she has contact with all these friends since she was like 5 years old I literally don’t talk to anyone I ever met in in my whole life cuz it’s waste of time if they can’t provide sex or money then why bother I’m going waste my time hanging out with them maintaining a relationship for decades in the end for what can’t even make ends meet as the saying goes meet up the meat hole it’s kind of sad I don’t know anyone I don’t have any friends who I was friends with for like 16 years but people have best best man’s at weddings and they’re like oh I’ve known him for 16 years I haven’t known anyone for 16 months okay well I’m going to go have dinner now before they all eat my food without me so bye-bye got thanks for watching