In this video i attempted to cycle across the uk on a bike with no prior training whatsoever watch as i battle through so many different terrains as well as complete challenges along the way
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this is me an unfit Somali and for some stupid reason I’ve challenged myself to cycle all the way from Liverpool to the beta Squad this amp charity match all the way in London and this is how because this is a 230 M journey I plan to do this across 4 days stopping at Stoke on Trent Birmingham Milton keing and finally London I’ll also be completing challenges along the way step one the plan to not be biased I got the best of the best to set me challenges none over the Kenny a and this is how it you’ve got on your route there you’ve got to stop and play your football game somewhere okay okay uh another challenge is you got you got to bring me something bring me a gift get a picture of a random stranger second one I’ll make it a bit more complicated still up and coming it’s going to be hard for you to find a subscriber of your own okay find a subscriber and then treat them to food so with the challenges finally set I then headed off let you know how it goes in the first hour and see how far that SC small gets I’m still going about 20 minutes in and I’m [ __ ] knacked let me not lie to you guys yeah how I’m doing 230 mies I don’t know I gen don’t know we need to stop to complete one of our challenges which is get a picture with the stranger we’re moving little bab playing they can’t touch me man they can’t touch me why did I do this I’m about to be an hour in yet oh my God I’m naked you man don’t understand that looks like a [ __ ] Mountain a mountain I don’t have the physical s who who let me do this I can’t guys it’s l June and look how wet I am pause but listen look how wet man is bro I don’t be sunny the the one thing I hate about brid R yet is the fact that 2 seconds ago I was pouring down rain now I’m clean now Sunny now I’m hot again you looks like you he actually looks like you can look at that ug B show me a [ __ ] hit the road again then I met a stranger and I thought perfect time to take a picture with him and complete one of my challenges this was the most socially awkward thing I’ve ever done in my life but let’s continue as more challenges to do my ebike died I don’t know how stupid I am so I had to ask door to door and finally a random stranger allowed me to charge their bike at their house and he also give me ice cream so now I’m just chilling waiting for the bike to charge and the next seven miles I’m about to do is about to be a breeze I’m going to smash yep I said that too soon I’m dead I’m dead listen so man has just got to the hotel the last time you guys saw me yeah you saw that my ebike was getting charged guess what happened the charger never charged for that long I has to last 7 miles pedaling cuz the bike died again and that was the worst thing I’ve ever done the bike weighed a absolute T it’s about near 9:00 now I’ve ordered food and that’s me done bro until tomorrow listen what you guys telling me listen it is now Day 2 currently 12:00 a.m. I’ve had the fattest sleep known to man literally St it’s been good but the ultimate gen in [Applause] [Music] continues so it’s been about 5 or 6 miles 7 miles but I need to get some food when I’m starving so I found that weather spoons had to get everything of breakfast man you get me but I can’t lie to my if you know why I’m right now it’s a place called Stone I think I’m the only you get me person in yeah no joke it’s mad it’s mad I got I got a vegan breakfast I’m going to have a bit of breakfast then I’m going to sit off again I feel got like 30 miles left or some [ __ ] I don’t know think about this journey that’s annoy man is the seat we’re cently in Radford bank if you’re from Radford Bank this area is an absolute [ __ ] if you live I feel sorry for you I lied I can’t do this man this hill it’s killing me this is actually the biggest hill I’ve had I’m I’m having to stop every 2 minutes I can’t there’s so so many um Hills it’s never ending I made it to wara I’m very close to bingum I can taste it I can taste you bming about like 3 miles away but listen Palestine came across a little came across proest bming man I like that it’s going crazy I like that man I’ve made it a hotel and I made a story post to try and meet a subscriber to Che them to a meal to complete another challenge we went to Wing Stop and coincidentally I bumped into a Tik Tok store named AI finished our food which which ended up costing about £30 yes I know very expensive and then I went to sleep ready for day three I woke up the next morning and my body wasn’t absolute pain and I almost checked out late because of this hello yeah I’m I’m just coming out now yeah this checking out is 12:00 oh sorry I’m I’m coming out two 2 minutes but now we are on our way I’ve not ate this morning cuz I don’t feel like eating I need to go shop get more of these and get some more water guys I think I’ve lost my M I know where I am I don’t have much of done all I know is I’m keep it going I’m a freshy bro I’m actually freshy I’m keep I’m keep it going traveling from bam to Milton Kings I was happy but that happiness quickly turned into sadness if I’m actually being honest I I don’t think I can carry on at the end of the day I was just a fat kid who could have r a 5K and now I’m trying to go to London but anyway I continued and then I got to kry then soon after that I got to a little bad town called rugby and finally I arrived at Milton Kings baby Milton Kings I’m inside you again pause I haded out to buy a sh his gift I bought him a little cute little doll because it resembled his size and it was the cheapest thing I could find it was like pound I’m must spending more than one pound on agcy bill so listen I me my brother lesani you get me he come to with me in his city right man it is it is it is um M ke you get me this this is his ends now we’re about to find a football game to play in you heard that right me and this warning had to find a game of football somewhere in milon Kings but then I got this call where you at he’s up now we she driving there now as well okay let me stop you there you guys are probably wondering who is that and what the heck is she talking about well on the way back from poundland I met a subscriber someone who genuinely recognized me and she said to me she could bring little Max one of the most famous Somali rappers to play football with me and I thought she was joking until she said this yeah all outside okay come on now come what is the chances of me booking oh my god listen so somehow with little Max one of the best rappers okay okay let me stop the glazing but one of the best rappers in my opinion yeah I told him that we have a challenge to play football set by AJ shabil then come let’s do it can we do it let’s go there oh you my this is and so we went to a pitch where us they will play game of singles let the game begin nigg thought they could come to my city my I think they can try to come play football man you got what I’m saying pop out anytime anywhere so let’s do it man do is it see Big L one you know I’m a baller you I stopped football to make the video sneaking in but you know saying these man not even a challenge bro so going to win quickly let them have the fun man think have cycled all day from Liverpool to milon ke and getting SW by little Max Lani you’re taking a piss I’m going to win this year go to London and collect my prize let’s go man the ground was so slippy I couldn’t believe it but little Max I can’t lie to him he’s a five star Skiller he showed a bit of tech and ended up scoring the first goal it’s one one that’s one that’s one at this point some skills continue to be exchanged between little Max Lani it was the Battle of the Skiller until I got a chance and I missed I’m okay I’m I’m not good at football okay then little Max end up scoring put the food to the next round at this point it’s me versani if one of us score we go through to the final to this little Max and I can’t lie to you I really wanted to win L had a lot of good chances I also had a lot of good chances well kind of come on gu it’s my video man I’ve got to be bied so now with me little Max in the final I didn’t really care who won because I’m playing against little Max and I got on my video I was gassed but when Little ma said this my mind changed you win this yeah okay well as you can see not the best skills we sh this game okay you know watching the football video you’re watching a scout small video do not expect more oh I ended up scoring and winning against little Max I told you man I’m a baller and little Max kept his promise we went to the best hotel in Milton Kings and at this point I was gassed and little Max got me a very nice room with a absolute amazing bathroom to BL the L I’m taking a fat [ __ ] tonight Li crazy not just that but he also said the 50 credit on there any MCH any drinks anything on no way are you here little Max himself even though I felt like a bad be because another man was pay for my hotel I was ever grateful for little Max and that credit came in handy cuz the next day I got bit of pasta a bit of water you get me now we have to embark on the final part of my long journey possibly the worst thing I’ve ever done in my life and I got thirsty about to go I’ll buy some water I buy a bottle of water yeah steel yeah yes please large uh how large have you got s even after get us some water you can still see the pain and struggle on my face but I’m about 24 24 miles out of London I’m trying to get to Watford before I take my next break so I’m trying to do another 10 miles before I stop again I’m L only sto Char my phone I am literally not that far away I’m I’m I’m I’m near a town called Hamil Hempstead o sorry I’ve stopped at a place called the mar with arms I’m going do another 14 minutes straight and then and that should take me around Watford and then when I get to Watford you know I’m Ling I’m basic but the weather had other plans I decided to stay motiv though nothing stop me even though this R was crazy you guys think this video aill I I’ve just been absolutely Dred get me I’ve made it all the way to Watford now I’m defeated but I’ve got 10 miles to go and I’ll sure be damn if I lose in the last 10 miles as I’ve entered Haro the bike pedal has Lally gone on me I’m talking I’ve got 4 miles left I’ve tried walking I’ve Lally walked to the shop like 2 miles just to get to the shop cuz the thing’s the thing’s gone bro it’s gone you need to change both this arm and this afterwards if you want afterwards yeah if you want it properly but this might hold for a long time okay yeah if that could hold me like like 5 miles no this can hold maybe forever okay just perfect forever look what happened to me only 10 minutes later the pedal broke again so for the past 3 miles to [ __ ] wemble I swear to God I’ve been cycling with one pedal excuse me sorry oh where’s where’s W Stadium go straight yeah the next main set of traffic line Crossroads yeah turn right over the hill and you see okay I made it to Wembley Stadium after everyone telling me that I can’t do it after days of effort sweat stress and hard work I finally bloody made it but the job isn’t done because tomorrow we have to go to the charity match we finally made charity match I freshen up make sure that I look good but let’s get a couple of people’s thoughts on my accomplishments I Cy here I from H how’s day yeah I can SM the I smell it SM it how far is the distance 200 mil with let me let me fill your legs no wo wo W how’ you do that listen pure determination pure skill you didn’t cycle well I cyle here how many kilom was that Miles like 200 miles your legs must be killing you your legs must be killing miles plus that’s crazy you get me now it’s time to be the main man who sent me all of these hard challenges to begin with and collect our prize I wonder what it is as you know yeah I py from lipo to London uhhuh the challenge that you gave me hey did you you you not cheat though no cheating straight to 4 days every single challenge you give me I done I can all he has got me he has got me my very own b s j for get me I told him I was going to do it I now why are you trying to end it there cuz you’re supposed to get me a gift oh I got him a gift yes why is he trying to run away with it where’s my gift well why have it I forgot at home he’s a fraud he’s a fraud I forgot at home I promise you next time I see AJ I’ll give him the gift he’s getting the gift whole challenge does not count no I’m get I’ve got him the gift it was a doll a doll how am I going to play with it now what [Music]
40 Comments
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This was sick bro! Well done man and keep it up 🔥
My broooooo ❤❤
W vid. U were in my ends as well Milton Keynes
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We all go through this in the uk😅😅
Underated YouTuber
I respect the grind. That bike ride must have been hell. I would've collapsed after the first mile.
where is my gift at?
Shoutout LIL MACKS proper guy
How do you know so many of them?
you also biked to see lil macks
Love to see new man come on the YT grind fam, big up. Love to see where you go from here 🎉🎉
hard next up still
Big up lil Macks
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When you reach 1 million I’ll be there!!!!!
Keep the energy
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Yours sincerely
Talking Ben
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