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    hey guys th and welcome to Germany for Euro 2024 we have made it here and we drove Theo it’s taken us 14 hours to get from London England to beautiful gorgeous Bavaria we’re doing the final sitdown video before the Tournament begins and I promise you we’re going to bring you the best content out here smash the like I want to break the like Target we have on all the videos over the last few days the driving thog that has done 13 hours straight he only stopped once only stop once and I’ve not had my beer yet so I’m going to keep this really really short starting with Albania we put the effort in the Albanian kit manufacturers haven’t Theo they’ve taken the home kit and they made it white and it’s it’s a polo shirt isn’t it there’s nothing new about it I understand that it’s Albanian colors but apart from that I’m going to have to rank it low don’t excuse them I’m going to get straight to it 19th Place Albania for me 14th dad because there’s so many bad kids to come stay tuned Austria where is Austria there literally over there the hills behind us is Austria oh my goodness and take a look at this shirt talk of nice that v-neck collar is superb I’m just being reminded of Austria home kit you know the pattern on the front Hobbit homes it’s kind of that kind of vibe here you have that feeling in the mountains with the green but they’ve lost that in the away shirt the O shirt is just a blue pattern I know that they’ve kept it clean with the black on the sleeves and the collar it’s a v-neck collar the Austria badge does stand out but it’s not a great kit is it I think it’s superb to this is a beautiful football shirt where have you got it then because I’ve got it ninth based off the fact that it’s clean it’s top four for me no fourth wow a big shot from thogdad early doors Belgium now and there’s a brilliant story behind this one Theo have you heard of the cartoon character Tintin yes I have I used to watch that in my French episodes in school the old teacher used to show me them all the time they’re brilliant it didn’t help you with your French but we’ll gloss over that because Tintin used to wear a light blue top brown shorts and white socks so what Belgium have done here they’ve taken Tintin’s outfit and they’ve put it on Kevin De bruyer it’s just a shame I don’t like this kit yeah I love it wow I’m obsessed with it Adidas this is my first place no it’s not and it’s not just cuz I met the guy behind it like if you agree tell me in the comments this is my favorite of the whole video I’m not going to roast you I’m going to put it top 10 nth ninth th dad you’ve lost it that’s got to be top four Croatia now oh my goodness what have you done done you’ve gone and designed a really beautiful kit yes and after we roasted the home shirt I Was preparing to cook them but this is nice you’ve got the diagonal checks in light blue and dark blue and what I love about it is the red in unusual places around the Bottom now a lot of the Euro Nations all they do is revert the colors of the hit design Croatia realized that the hit’s crap and Chang the boxes they made it proper herva do you know what I agree with you eighth place yeah I’ve got a seventh Thug Dad it’s not quite it’s not quite Shake check and nowo this is inspired by the 20 no it’s not inspired by anyone it’s complete crap a white Kit with a weird collar and that’s it it’s the same as the home shirt in different colors the lack of effort from Puma is actually questionable you know what I quite like the red logo but apart from that it is really poor it’s Sports Direct 20th Place if you pay any I don’t know what they charge for this but if it’s any more than 50 I’m kicking off I’m not going to a Czech Republic game here here in Germany that’s the rule wow 23rd second bottom and it deserves to be there Denmark now and this has got shades of the home kit except instead of being red it’s white I mean it’s quite a clean thing isn’t it with a pixelated pattern do you like it they’ve changed the color they’ve made the sleeves white out which I kind of like because it makes the Denmar badge stand out a little bit but I mean anyone could have designed this it’s the tetris design from the home kit this is one of the average kits in this video it’s not one of the worst it looks clean I’ve written down mediocre I’m going to put it in Crystal palace’s Place 12th 12th we’re going to have to we were agreeing too much here comments what we saying you different to us England now we’ve got pale maroon with Sesame colored logos Theo and this multicolor design on the sides this could be Marite do you love it or hate it it’s one of those that could change dependent on our form here in Germany if we start winning games and everybody’s getting behind the team and we’re using this kit it’s going to become Heritage but if it loses in it and people are starting to put bad connotations with this shirt it could switch I love it though for an AA shirt you got to keep it simple with England or you annoy people but they’ve got the right balance of a color that we haven’t really used and something that looks classy this is one of the best kits in the video is this a football shirt or is this a piece of leisure wear it looks a bit training top doesn’t it it does a little bit second place the second best kit in the video Nike have made a comeback from the home shirs I was roasting them for fun normally I don’t like to come out early with my top shirt but I have to say England third place but your second and first is to come stay tuned France and I have to describe this to you it’s got a white base hasn’t it and you’ve got these pin stripes that go from left to right or right to left in shades of Reds and oranges and blues you’ve got the of the blue around the collar you’ve got the blue on the sleeve cuffs and once again you’ve got an enormous yellow roll the roll is bloody massive who got away with this I thought you lik a big cockroll but you know back in the day when Tom Cruz got excited and he jumped up on the sofa you’re going to break what I think of this shirt causing Mayhem and JY this is why we get a bad reputation we’ve lost a deposit but I don’t care because this is fantastic no it’s not it’s got an incredible sense of I admit it’s got a sort of BAS ball top feel I get that thank you you you’re answering my points you don’t even let me get getting a word in because you’re scared how much I’m going to roast this when you’re as good as France and mbappe and that incredible team when you’ve got an amazing chance of winning the tournament you can have fun I’m giving them tenth out of respect for trying something new Theo I didn’t put England top did I I put them third France I have to say you are in second place no you’re such a mug for doing this Georgia now the beautiful country of Georgia and feast your eyes on this it’s black it’s got anthr site panels on the front it’s got the red of the logo it’s got red around the color it’s gorgeous there’s not too many black kits in Euro 2024 away there aren’t and there should be and that balance with the red and the badge just helps it stand out this is perfect this is a lovely piece of leisure wear as well as being a football kit so you know in terms of the the prize for the small country Georgia gets it this is one of the best kits in the video I’m putting it in fifth place and it reminds me of when Macarron the same design had designed a Bolton kit with black and red it was very similar and I still have it in my wardrobe today a round of applause for Georgia sixth place wow one off me and now for Germany oh my goodness is that the AC Milan third kit that is my first question D they’ve gone pink and purple they got these Mountain Designs here yes they’ve got the Adas tries will be clicking on this video to see us roast this shirt honestly what is your take do you know what I’m going to ask that guy over there doing his go mate what do you think of the Germany shirt he says Shyer um as’s a lady over there what do you think of the Germany shirt she said something very rude the German fans hate this shirt Theo and Theo you probably do as well I don’t I respect Adidas for trying something a little bit unique yeah and like England if they win in this shirt it becomes history I like it too that is my big secret I think it’s Brave I think it’s interesting I’m sorry that we’re not roasting it and I salute them there I was only pretending to roast you the problem is the pressure’s on for them now if they lose in the shirt it becomes comes a m Seventh Place sixth place very close to me shake again I can’t believe this hungry now and it’s a white version of the homekit the got two on there’s no pattern design there’s the same logo thing on the front which we roasted the Adidas stripes are red and it’s green on the front there’s nothing else it’s just a poorer version of the Italy kit I’m getting straight to it 15th it’s in my bottom four 21st Italy now and it’s a nicer version of The Hungry kit what do I like about this I like the v-neck here Theo I love the Italia colors in the badge but it’s more of a cycling sh or imagine playing paddle tennis in that yes you’ve nailed it on the head it’s for a different sport for top athletes not football their home kit I put it the best I loved it but they a we shirt it doesn’t really hit me the same 11th Place handshake coming up 11th Place are you this is stupid this is Biz we do not look at each you no I didn’t you no right everyone the Netherlands are next so go and get yourself a beer or maybe something even stronger because you’re need it this is the Netherlands kit Carnage let’s try and defend it because I quite like the v-neck collar the geometric patterns are interesting it’s Unique Scotland tried something like this in the home shirt the problem was it’s a home kit and that needs to stay classic for the AA STP you can have the license to be a bit more creative and the Dutch have run with that massively under Nike I kind of weirdly like it and respect the effort do you know what some of the comments on footy headlines are hilarious it’s being compared to a subway seat it’s being compared to curtain in a travel TL bus the tfl bus tfl bus and the other thing a cat’s scratching pole but I’m going to let you into another secret here okay I love this what I absolutely love this we’ve been a lot of average haven’t we and this is a it’s kind of a breath of fresh air it’s a breath of fresh air I do like the v-neck colar now some people who are maybe a little bit OCD don’t like the fact that it’s no seriously that it’s a bit overlapping true I think when they playing this kit it’s going to become historic I’m putting this fifth place I’ve got that eighth wow which is pretty good compared to most you’re probably roasting both of us today in the video Lads Poland now and the home kit was pretty terrible but the away kit to be quite honest yeah it’s not terrible it should have been their home shirt that’s the problem that’s it the white Kit it didn’t really look that good it looks simple nothing else going on but with that dark red shade starting from the top and lapsing down with the Poland badge in the middle the Nike Swoosh under it something tells me this works I can see Lewandowski and caminsky and and zalinski just balling out in this do you know what I like the pattern the I think it’s done with crosses and dots and what have you you’ve got Reds and oranges and a whole bunch of swirling colors going on there yeah it’s it’s it’s simple yet effective it’s not too bad but I’m still going to leave it in a sort of again a Crystal Palace type situation 13th I think it’s underrated Dad this is fourth no it’s not it is I put it top four no it’s not it does if they win in this shirt you’ll know why Wow Portugal now remember Theo that I’ve not come up with my favorite shirt yet could this be the one because this is a a nod to history when you go to Portugal and Spain and a few other count going the glazed tiles SEO the mosaics on the buildings and if you go to you go to Cristiano’s home Island you see those no no you just ruined it for me you didn’t have to bring up his Island okay forget Cristiano for a minute I love the logo there I love the black rounded collar and the black sleeve cuffs and the black at the side this is a beautiful I think the balance of the Mosaic with the black it kind of it shows you a bit of class but then keeps it football and that balance makes one of the best away strips We’re going to see in Euro 2024 and putting this third place when I first saw this I thought the shroud of tourin now most of you won’t know what that is so put it up on the screen and then I thought yeah and then I thought I would love to wear this in a club you know back in the day end I would wear that when you were gambling away in maau I was just staring at the mosaics that’s what it looks like he lost that day he lost a lot of money but at least we come away with a positive because of all of that Theo this shirt will it be the number one yes it will Portugal number one he’s getting flashbacks I understand it two High reviews Romania have done a red version of the home kick I did not like the I hate that color 21st J the next time this country gets to a big competition like Euros as a World Cup put some proper effort in straight to it 20th Place as well one of the lowest Scotland have gone light mint blue with some Purple Logos and and a bit of a pattern at the side but you know what I’ve got this theory that Scotland did not expect to get to the finals and they rushed out two kits cuz it’s it’s just not very good well it’s overly complicated in their home strip and then overly simple in their way where’s the balance from Adas there there’s so much they could have they could have played with to do with The Tartan Army and the Retro shirts this won’t be one to be remembered actually because it’s quite classic looking it’s not as bad as the others because they’ve gone with different colors so I’ve got it 15th and you know what there’s some great clothing and great designers who come out of Scotland and you come out with these two kits yeah 17th Place Serbia now and I want to point out one little detail here the you look at the sleeve cuffs they are in red and in blue that is devil’s town it’s the rock formations in the south of the country I think that’s a nice little touch well the sad thing is there’s not much else but there’s not much else it’s apart from that vet color they’ve gone different there and then it’s just white it’s do you know what it’s no nonsense like Serbia 14 that’s the thing you can’t have too much license to mess around Serb unfortunately for me I don’t like it either 19th Slovakia I’m sorry but you’ve gone to no effort this is another version of the home kit it’s an ice hockey kit I don’t blame Slovakia I blame Nike yeah how do you come to them and think oh you know what we’re just going to give you this simple away shirt and you’re going to accept it and somehow they do and they’re going to a Euro 2024 tournament in Germany where they need to ball out want to remember in this that is a disgrace you’ve put no effort in so neither will I 23rd their fans should boycott this seriously and mean that I’m putting them 20 seconds Slovenia now and the most famous tourist attraction in Slovenia is Lake bled which is ironic because this shirt makes my eyes bleed 24th it’s truly horrible it’s bottom rock bottom rock bottom I can’t believe that because it’s the same design as the home shirt yet these colors work a lot better to me laugh at me or you like everybody’s going to drop this bottom but some of the atrocious kits we’ve seen that are just white and nothing else at least with this design and that blue and black it’s something else for some reason I’m putting Slovenia in 16 we’re not going to talk about this Spain now and I’m fascinated to hear what you think of this cuz they’ve come with a neon yellow very light blue on the shoulders and some red and blue down the sides that Sandy color represents the sand dunes of the country okay I saw it on release I didn’t really know what I thought of it then I saw it in person in dressing rooms it grew on me seeing the full shirt it screams Spain they’ve gone more modern but I respect that it’s mid-table for me 13 the Spain fans like you say hate it I think it’s all right I don’t think it’s a classic 10th Place Switzerland I’m sorry but this is another version of the home kit I’m going to get straight to it 6 we’re roasting p a lot all these Away shirts just given white and nothing else going on this is a disgrace it should be lower where I’ve put it 18th turkey now you’ve gone for a red shirt with the white cres and star with the white Nike swo but they’ve gone to the markets and they designed this there’s no way Nike have actually sent this off and thought we’ve got this design we’ve put so much time into it here you go on the screen a blank red shirt with a turkey flag truly terrible 22 dad 24th and how how you haven’t put it bottom as well I don’t know your boys em and alai get too angry would they and last but not least ukra you make a very good point they’ve got a blue shirt with yellow touches around the collar on the sleeve cuffs an outline of the border of Ukraine on the front I think Jon did a better job than they did with Romania on this one yes I don’t think they expected to be representing a Euro tournament I think it’s interesting how they’ve got the outline of the country on a map on the kit and then the blue badge in the middle like the the the the the epicenter that’s what it should represent and I know the numberers going to go in that top right where the Gap is the blue and yellow colors that that’s two very interesting colors you could you could try so many things and they went with that but so 17th for me right the pub is just opening so I’m going to say it’s a bit power League 18th Place we we agree on the last one that we’re here in Germany we’ve driven 133 hours the football’s about to start the content subscribe get notifications on cuz the next video we drop could be a mega Euro Vlog we’re going to go enjoy a beer in Munich see you in a bit bye-bye see you

    27 Comments

    1. 1. Georgia
      2. Italy
      3. Albania
      4. Portugal
      5. Croatia
      6. Denmark
      7. France
      8. Belgium
      9. Netherlands
      10. Serbia
      11. England
      12. Hungary
      13. Austria
      14. Ukraine
      15. Romania
      16. Scotland
      17. Switzerland
      18. Spain
      19. Germany
      20. Poland
      21. Czech Republic
      22. Turkey
      23. Slovenia
      24. Slovakia

    2. Germans dont hate the away kit. Only the right-wings and conservatives do. It’s one of the best selling kits in German history in fact.

    3. The swiss shirt is actually not just white but represents the jungfraujoch which is one of our mountains which is layered with blue and white ice and if you look closer you see a line going to the top which is the Train lift map up there

    4. The german Fans dont hate the Shirt. Just some right wing AFD idiots hate it cuz they think its "political" and "woke". Most of the people i know love it

    5. You are so wrong. Albania looks amazing in play.

      PS: That said, I love your dynamic and enjoyed your video.

      PSS: Also, Denmark – it's beautiful.

      PSS: Oh, come on, England's is fugly. You can't seriously like it.

    6. i am a german and i really dont like the german away shirt. but i really dont like france or england too. the german home kit though. i love it. its retro, its simply and i really really like it

    7. I love Germany shirt) Really looking into ways to order it (I live in terrible destination). I love their more classic jerseys, yes, but this color is rare, I don’t think they gonna use it a lot after and it is beautiful)

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