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hello everybody it’s a fairly early start here on the Joe Blackburn channel for a pretty good reason as well uh said reason is the fact that we are doing something a little bit new in this stream a little bit different why am I so high up compared to where I normally am that’ be because I’m accidentally sat on a goat because I’m really smooth like that and very swap let’s whack on a dressing gown as well because it’s a little bit chilly how are we all I’m hoping well if not then I’m going to be real sad and mad um yeah general gist of this stream is a weird one good morning Dr Cox the general gist is the idea that if you look over the last few seasons I think there was one turning point where everything went wrong yes it was the hiring of Jesse Marsh that was pretty bad but the summer after that in which we sold Rafia and we sold Calvin Phillips and my camera is angled wrong so let’s fix that um and we bought a load of Lone rats and I figured what if what what if we were to go on an adventure a europe-wide trip it starts in Manchester having picked up Calvin Phillips drives all the way to Finland to leave the lone rats in the tundra in the wilderness with no way back and heads All the Way South to Barcelona from Finland by truck to pick up Rafia impress him back to leads and bring him home what if we could do such a thing and what if there was an absolutely perfect vehicle through which we could do it welcome to the lead United road trip Welcome to our fixed version of the leion United World so couple of updates Victor a claimer I flew 4,000 Mi now we’re driving it um a couple of uh quick rules before we start the Donk count uh will be enacted but it will happen anytime we uh yeah this is the cheapest vehicle I could buy in the game up to this point I’ve done a CR total of two Mission things that is enough to just get me this Volvo and um the goal is this absolute Beast that I think I think I want to call it Margaret is going to take us all the way across Europe twice along the way we will have crashes each crash will be a donk we will break the law by accident every law break will be a donk but we’re going to keep going all the way to the end there is no surrender and Fel darker I was genuinely thinking M I think Margaret shorten to m is perfect Fel darker will take us to the promised land in the company name HMS pistol league so what do we think are we getting to it quick look at the navigation uh I have um don’t know what that’s done so we’re starting in Manchester because that is obviously the best way for us to start this um ideally there we go we’ll take a job like this that takes us to Denmark and then we’ll work our way up through Denmark to Finland and then work our way back south we don’t want to go to Russia we don’t we don’t back Russia but up until that point we go with it so so let’s get started let’s let’s let’s bring some tractors or something quick note this is the first time I’ve done this game on a wheel rather than on a keyboard and mouse and for some reason it’s not picking up the controls that’s a really good start I love that I fixed the controls before this just for them to decide to break anyway uh not keyboard okay turn turn accelerate break and I will set that to normal cool that’s fine that’s fine that’s fine that’s fine oh my God there’s so many numbers ah I’d love to say I’m not already confused but here we are uh shift up shift down are we allow cruise control on her I wonder how many air miles have it crocodile has too many I’d say he’s been everywhere uh cruise control I’ll set to that I’ll set that to that and I’ll set that to that I don’t know whether I’ll use cruise control but we’ll find out I don’t know if M Jen has cruise control um camera left will set to you camera right will set to you assuming that works now it hold [ __ ] it’ be luck left and right next camera I’ll set to that and we’ll have try and get some nice cinematic shots I think that’ll probably do maybe the worst but is I’m expecting some uh deliveries today as well which makes this even spookier right that should work if that doesn’t work I’m going to have a bit of a cry so come on MCH here we go why is looking around so sensitive oh my God and away we go 30 mph speed limit because every break of the law where it leads to a fine is as mentioned going to cost me a donk which I hope doesn’t happen too often because we’ve already gone over the speed limit yes show modern trucks have cruise control and check your blind spots especially in the left hand side watch out for cyclists too oh but I thought I got extra points for hitting cyclists I thought that was the rules oh you bastard you bastard I was planning on doing like the gearing myself then I realized I completely forgotten and I’m glad it’s automatic so that will do you see I know modern uh trucks have cruise control I don’t know how modern m is feeling m feels like an old G let’s stay legal let’s stay on that nice little speed limit shall we what’s going on football manager changed um we’ll be back to football manager at some point soon I just figured we’d go on a nice little bit of a road trip back under the speed limit please I’ve got a new mail I can’t check my mail I don’t think I’m going to it’s is not worth my while [ __ ] speed limit I keep pressing the button that I set up for cruise control and MCH keeps disobeying so I’m getting a little bit concerned on that one now M’s old school she’s smokes a cigarette after doing the deed with a younger man some call her Mrs Robinson M Robinson is that what we’re going with uh which was the one yeah tractors to oh God proceed to the Loading area what’s that even mean where’s me where’s me where am I going I’ve gone the wrong way I mean considering I’m starting in the UK I somewhat doubt that’s going to be a feature unless of course we’re all running to Scandinavia depending on the election result it’s called Victor OT oh there’s there’s my there’s my my truck wait do I have to do the parking bit no I can’t do the parking bit hold on I’ll change camera there we go there we go come on MCH you can do it anyone remember my Bishop I feel like this is one that I’m way too young to now I love that like in the story This Is Us picking up Calvin such a Daft start oh [ __ ] now I need to cycle through every single camera we could just do this one this would be good there we go and way we we go love you some farming Sims staru Valley is not a Sim say what you like about staru it’s not really a simulator all right we’ve now got 22 hours to go until EDS jug but in all fairness lots of that is on a ferry which is okay by me what on Earth is going on uh we’re going on an adventure we are um going back in time to make sure that Victor OT doesn’t ruin the football club and we’re doing that by uh going on a European tour oh you meant act actual Farming Simulator now actual Farming Simulator is even worse what do you mean M was a hero maybe M from Neighbors was a hero but this MCH this MCH is a hero and will forever be a hero what the [ __ ] is that is that just some bin bags okay oh I broke too hard Let’s Not Crash Let’s Not Crash that would be a bad start anyway we go sort of uh ah uhoh uhoh okay if I T out I lose all controls that is not good our indicator is a thing um there might be not for me cuz I’m I’m just too much of a rebel you see we we indicating no no no no left lane it’s fine I’m a trucker the rules of the Run don’t apply to me that’s how it works right speed cameras you bastards we’re not driving a BM that would driving M and I’m fairly sure M’s indicators don’t work anyway oh hello I don’t like that I can feel the rumble strips on the wheel that’s not fun the fun thing about this game is it’s got a bunch of radio stations the less fun thing about this game is the radio stations are all copyright of Music which means that thanks to the fact it is all copyrighted music I can’t play any of it my truck can only do 70 km an hour it does feel a bit that way don’t it I just got the cheapest one I could find there we go we’re above 70 kph now getting a proper shift done right now now we test does the cruise control work it does very nice let’s get in the right lane very nearly killed that car and now my feet can relax f fantastic your lane decisions stress me out cruise controls cheating it’s fine I feel like there isn’t really any cheating when it’s a like unendingly long stream I feel like you can give me that much I set the cruise control to Target a higher speed I can’t okay the highest I can set the aim is 60 MPH oh God are we going to have to keep doing jobs so we get a slightly nicer truck at some point we might need to replace m m was absolutely a budgeting choice but she’s not a fast one oh that’s a rumble I wonder if that rumbles my camera I think that might actually set my camera rumbling as well oh as much as my Lane decision stress you out like it’s first thing in the morning no one’s a good driver on the commute right uh left turn here I wonder if I can give it the full beans around this corner I wonder if the car can hold that not car truck it can yay m is Euro 6 so she’s fine how do you mean Euro 6 in that mag is the kind of gal that You’ paid €6 for Under Blackpool Pier because that’s kind of the vibe what’s your thoughts on the faux loyalty from FS refusing to welcome arenson back I understand where they’re coming from because Aronson’s been a bit of a [ __ ] in the past but like I don’t know I don’t I don’t see the point in doing the performative like he can never come back stuff because we’ve had less loyal people at the club right on the way to Grimsby oh [ __ ] this is a breaking Zone hello I broke too hard this truck has some sensitive ass brakes wide corner there we go I wouldn’t say it’s full loyalty I’d welcome him back but for our benefit not his we’d lose money on him and he could prove useful yeah that’s the point like you’re a football fan if someone can improve the side might as well take him the driver are me forever looking at the mirrors I’m also looking at the mirrors sometimes not not much but sometimes can the police chase you in this game if you do things wrong no but you can get some quite Hefty uh Financial fines which uh considering I’m in the early stages of the game those fines could slightly kill me although imagine if the police would chase you down that’d be great [ __ ] that will be the do ah minute for I haveed okay can I get this game install and overtake you in a Lear and driver’s car and take to get 25 I Danny know we have enough problems here as it is including the fact that the mouse is way too sensitive oh it’s the rosers hello hello boys Joe’s character really do be changing since he became a trucker to be fair the delivery that I just got was some like nice prints of the wedding photos I feel like I feel like you can let me off on this one this is this isn’t that bad for me personal character don’t do it don’t do it I will I will fight you there we go [ __ ] speed limit okay we’re good we’re good we’re good we’re good Eve’s message what oh no I wait Las the night in the back Al with some sniffing powder oh sure why not oh I forgot this game has a sleep meter the character can get a bit snoozy that’s not what you need right hello Mr cruise control give us a hand JB got nap imagine if I just did this in real time and had some actual naps that’d be great you’re carrying spare body parts for the next season uh no specifically I’ve got a tractor because we’re picking up Western mckenny at some point and you need some heavy lifting stuff for that oh good traffic are these real roads uh they’re not 100% accurate to stuff so like we started in um that’s what I wanted to do uh we started in Manchester I’m already at Grimsby for context but it’s sort of an approximation is can we can we drive please there we go I got fost some Shoulders Knees and Toes yeah he lost his head years ago hey hey why are we going a hle I thought we okay oh M doesn’t like this one come on M you thought you recognize the roads good oh that’s a nice Bridge kind of a shame we don’t have to go over it maybe at the concrete roads yet the M leading to Grim’s concrete and it’s awful you soon you feel sick as a kid oh the roads look very American I think it’s just the fact that it’s sunny and we’re in Hull so it doesn’t really like it shouldn’t make sense come on M bit of pace about you anyone following yes oh I can’t turn around that fast all umber Bridge absolutely let’s maybe not try and break the speed limit shall we this looks a bit concrete I expect an overpriced Macky a away in a random family arguing at the services I’ll let you know if we bump into any services although m is used to providing the services if you know what she means yeah this looks far too nice to be ho if it’s ho I think it’s ho formally Europe’s longest expansion Bridge very nice I mean it is in hle so it can’t be that nice but sorry if anyone’s from H like you’re catching Strays but they are fully deserved where all the heroin tics um simulators aren’t quite that good where are the drug dealers and burn out cars we’ve come to expect from Hull Hull is absolutely taking it right now isn’t it down to 30 by the time the sign comes let’s not take that first donk and and uh fine shall we excuse you I want to be in that lane I’ve decided I’m in a you’re a policeman no you can do whatever you fancy let’s not do suspicious Lane changing when the police are here this isn’t hold there’s no Tigers I’ve not been mold yet either it’s very weird oh speed limit wonder how much it cost to get on the ferry and are we simulating the fact that we’ve now got like 7,000 pages of paperwork to do to get to Denmark by the ferry cheers brexit got it’s a bit lumpy is a it who would have thought curbs are a bit lumpy hello Mr Black C shame I want to turn this way a it and in we go right where is it we’re going again a th000 I could go to Amsterdam but I think it’s going have to be Ed as Christ that’s a costly one is it so welcome to Denmark uh which is uh a wonderful new destination that we’ve never been to uh home of uh youthless bastard Rasmus Christenson Quick Trip absolutely a quick trip I weirdly it’s not going to simulate the overnight Ferry trip uh I don’t know if this is roads so I’m just going to send it oh that’s roads okay we’re on the other side of the roads now other side of the road you’re in North y this is not going quick we’re in we’re in part one still we’ve not even completed part one of part one we’ve still got to drop off this load of tractors to try and make a little bit of money to make sure that we don’t get fined up the chuff you’re in Bradford but still claim moly it’s but it’s so easy to keep the ls post Co post code you have a butler and everything no he doesn’t technically I don’t know if it counts as lisher it might be well probably is lisher considering l a Cricket Club play The Cricket Club nearby yo is not better LS is significantly better and gently into to the Tractor shop you know it would have been a lot more locative for me to just steal the tractors yeah let’s not pack it up that’s going to take forever Bosch $59,000 which is going to be very helpful do we take right I’ll do this as a very quick PLL uh do we take jobs all the way or do we [Music] rrive Bradford needs nuking that’s that’s a severe response to the existence of Bradford oh taking jobs all the way is going to be impossible though I mean that’s why you want it I’m assuming but EDB have we got anything that goes east to Sweden please that goes to OD none of this really takes me very East fine we’ll take we’ll take the one that’s taken us to Odin or it could just not work that’s also fine oh that’s a tight turn there will be no justice for James he’s in the hag for the war crimes that he’s committed right alog I feel like gets us a bit further but OD gets us a bit more East we’ll do Odin first your trailer is already go to the Loading area I don’t want to do the trailer stuff every time we’ll do it in reverse let’s get wild let’s get a bit let’s get silly per area I don’t think I can do Danish Danish is pushing it a bit oh why is it facing that wa what is it just massive I once heard from a Norwegian that Danish is like a uh German [ __ ] a swed but I I don’t have a Danish well that missed it’s this isn’t even a case of me being a coward and refusing to do the Danish this is just I can’t do Danish okay it’s a double trailer that’s good that’s what we wanted we wanted things to be more difficult thanks game that’s not a sweede want in a stew or is it a guy stew that you want in a sued I mean you can threaten to do that all you like but one you know that I trust you and two Danish isn’t in there anyway avoiding Rasmus at all costs Rasmus is um actually in one of these trailers the other trailer as we got it from ARA is a trailer full of milk that we’re going to give to Brendan so he gets big strong bones it’s the only way that we get Brendan arenson to be built like a human being admittedly we are only going to like a town nearby but that’s okay this is just a short jint around the corner let’s hope there are no cars coming cuz I’m not slowing down for them yeah the trust comment yeah can’t be doing Danish that schmeichel talk it’s schmeichel it’s Rasmus do we have any nice Dan or are they all a little bit cursed this is a roundabout that I didn’t think was a roundabout Let’s uh slow down significantly oh you’re sending it and so am I you know what I’ll do as this is um even the Vikings avoided them as much as possible yeah but that’s because that meant going south and Vikings are not soft Southerners how about on the uh accents no I’m glad you don’t drive a truck in real life as am I actually yeah on the accents note I will make a deal that I will do accents on request in the event that there are things like super chats or memberships or donations to prostate cancer UK so you can do good at the same time that uh I do bad I guess oh need to be in this L the Dan were to Vikings with the welshot of the English surprisingly prevalent cuz there are far too many uh of the Welsh especially around lead no I I don’t mind our Welsh contingent I like them all they’re good dudes the amount of people that are like why is everyone so Welsh cuz cuz they ah oh I’ve forgotten I can’t click out on this game I was going to do a do we want a little bit of background music uh pole but I can’t do that pole because I’m stuck in my Danish hell there’s not even like straight enough roads for me to like commit to I’m sending this full beans full beans give it everything oh dear oh that’s a speed limit missed the accents comment because YouTube glitched um it was a statement of uh accents may be done but I’m doing this and giving all the revenue to prostate cancer UK so where previously accents upon request I’ll currently make it fine but for charity purposes yeah but it’s not been done for charity purposes yet how many hours do you have in Euro Truck not many and that’s why I’m on this side of the road uh that’s why I’m doing this as like a 100 hours in Euro Truck I mean I guess there’s only one of them but your favorite comment first no but that’s not the point the point is like if I were to do the accent now prostate cancer UK has not benefited in any way shape or thought come on MCH you can do it let’s not stick at 39 mph cuz you love driving around I get that I understand I was also going to run a poll of do we background music I’m not sure but it looks like we’re taking jobs all the way which is uh spooky cuz that means that it’s going to be significantly harder you love flight simulators as well that’s fair I get you are you currently Shilling for AMD SL Nvidia cuz I kind of respect the hustle yes I am deliberately driving like a [ __ ] to try and stop people overtaking me by the way I’m going for the full trucker experience I hope Dave thon’s not in the chat cuz he is a truck driver but he’s not a died so it’s fun excuse me folks I can barely get over the speed limit so I know you’re speeding also I would like to make a note of this moment and uh mods if you’re here please uh note this is one of the most important moments in the Channel’s history uh slink has just said that slink is happy with things this is this is a wild moment this is a crazy day that I never thought would come massively unexpected Odin I discovered is not me that I’m happy I do not know what you mean that’s a tight Corner let’s take it as wide as we can let’s not break things it’s not like you being happy oh I get you yeah we’ noticed oh how do I take this as wide as I can is the answer because the Euros is around the corner but there’s always football and the weather’s miserable this is not Euro’s weather it’s barely football weather we do love happy Vibes on stream you hate the weather as well there’s the slink we know and love right okay right hander here and the red light no it’s fine I just think it’s a fun little like Channel running joke oh hello the police are you’re not offending anyone all is well to the uh oh that back trailer is a little bit iffy cool uh to the uh Channel regulars by the way that fully expected me to be incompetent at this how are you doing right now cuz I was also expecting incompetence but here we are halfway through Denmark we’re just kind of vibing I don’t know what I can do to make it a little bit trickier but more so as a driver because Lanes I don’t that’s that’s that’s something that people that drive cars have to worry about I’m in a truck so uh no let’s go as wide as possible turning in and BOS delivered milk to a restaurant that I’m assuming does not need that much milk what’s the best venue you’ve seen so far that look nice stadium in Germany um what’s bayern’s one called not Bayern Brushy Dortmund there I can’t remember it name but it’s something Arena and it’s real good right continue um and since apparently we can’t just uh we can’t just go wasn’t it a rosock no no no no why are none of these going to Sweden oh hello now let’s go to the Netherlands eling B is there anything that goes further than Hing book no I goes to gothamberg but that’s miles away I’m really mad at you guys for making me take jobs by the way that makes things significantly tougher no uh DM isn’t the aliens what’s the place England are based I’ve got no idea where was I right okay all right if we are saying no cruise control that’s fine life is a cruel mistress I mean sure but you guys aren’t life right okay cool uh so we are at [Music] OD and we are looking for something Eastward into Sweden OD to hburg I guess speeding to bimbas imagine I wouldn’t speak to bimus bimus deserves better than that we are free from the double milk truck BVB study on oh okay get you I like that one that’s nice that has an actual atmosphere to it as well I forgot there are cars here on the road Mor uh hello oh match feels so much nicer without any cargo though guys are you sure I can’t just go part away without like weighing down my okay how about I do one more delivery from EA and then we work from there anything exciting happened whilst I was gone oh we finished a job which was nice uh we’re currently working for I definitely not a ripoff brand is it here that we’re going to yes Ah that’s tight tighter than your mom BOS job offer Hing Bor please got to do jobs make money I’ve made money we’ve got $136,000 now we’re so much wealthier than we were at the start slink that is not a nice thing to say about one’s own mother and stop spending money I mean one of the few things that you can spend on on this game is new truck so unless you want to replace m which I mean I think that would be a horrible thing to suggest saying that M needs replacing my God John I don’t know if that’s meant to be the way out what it is now right on the way through Sweden I said my M was so embarrassing in the shop the other day she was dancing in front of me nice that sounds like a Vibe I’ll be honest the chat takes interesting turns like my driving my driving is fantastic I don’t I can’t see that light properly there we go just smush my face into it um I’d rather you not replace the driver not mat there is uh a later stage in this game the ability to hire other drivers so if you guys just want me to like hire someone that will go across Europe for me then I might consider that oh we’ve had five votes on the uh [ __ ] uh nearly sped on the usual uh FM playlist uh poll with 60% saying yes so if You’ not voted on that yet go for it oh that’s tight oh that’s tight nothing happened we keep driving and hope that the population of Denmark don’t notice they shouldn’t notice surely that’s a dunk it’s a very small donk fine I’ll take the Donk I’ve got to take it while driving as well oh hell one two [ __ ] what do you mean 10 no oh I need a straight line three no do drives with knees no it’s it’s too high for me to do that four five I’m not doing Monkey nose sper do I’m I might not look it but I do have some dignity and through the rest of Sweden we go me lies I didn’t say I have much dignity I said I have some oh hello bus you’re in a onesie playing a truck driving game dignity is not a thing for you rude it’s not a onesie it’s a snotty oh God genuine question time yeah one it’s a snotty two I am playing a truck driving game but at the same time you are watching someone in a snotty playing as truck driving game what am I terrible at oh Christ um I don’t know oh do I need to be terrible at anything uh being a center back nah rude very rude that one was a toll but one of them is a donk you’re plotting what are you plotting why are you plotting right that’s a second donk for speeding offenses so I’m going to need to find a nice strip bit in a minute your angel looking out for me it feels like you’re not there’s a certain point where it feels more villainous in fact yeah you guys tell me what I’m terrible at go for it take a guess all right I’m going to drive between the lanes but that’s just because I can get this D wa [ __ ] headphone wire move I’m speeding again okay not F not F we’re good I’m not that bad at overcooked it’s stressful but I can deal with it one [ __ ] wireless headphone Master no no no no no no someone has never played uh Cs and never needed sound cues for a game I got four more donks to do I need to find a clear bit of Road two three four five cool we go I mean Crocs are all right I prefer slippers slippers are just naturally a bit more comfy [ __ ] that’s not a lane oh really isn’t it I hadn’t noticed it’s almost like you absolute bastards are making me lift things like massaging clouds on your feet no that’s that’s not Crocs that’s slippers you’re just describing slippers oh tunnel the little autistic part of my brain just got a light nice little tickle there it was like o nice can I stop taking okay now we’ve had more votes on the FM music thing and it’s looking heavily yes so I’m going to Tab out it’s going to remove my control for a minute but it’ll be fine come on M right okay cool tabed out YouTube music This is Going surprisingly well I might Tab out more often um caught it caught it caught it oh we’re slowing down why are there so many toll roads this isn’t fair where am I meant to go big truck that feels right ah you’re Tallen bastards don’t come into my lane no no no no no and we are in Sweden oh imagine Joe’s the stick on top gate I’m genuinely a little bit better at uh racing games than these just because these are chaos these are there are rules whereas like racing games are like just drive fast okay I can do that this is there are rules and you must follow them and if you do not follow them some [ __ ] in your chat will be like excuse me you’re in the wrong line for this type of rout I would say this is an equivalent to the boulder maybe it is rude or maybe you didn’t show off my tacos well enough in your stream yesterday so you disagree Boulders but the thing with the boulder is it’s it’s genuinely just depressing to play it just it makes me sad oh I know that you showed off the tacos but I don’t think you showed them off with enough of room I went and watch back to be like did you show off the tacos it was a really good Grand Prix I really enjoyed it I got to work it as well that was very nice yeah who’s buying Crocs for £95 that is excessive for Crocs no thank you do I drive in real life no I just I no Eevee wasn’t showing off her Taco uh in a stream yesterday baby zebra was showing off my taco I do not drive in real life I like public transport too much like I I can learn fairly easily like my father-in-law dad-in-law in-laws is uh a driving instructor so if I wanted to I could learn but unsure if that makes it worse trains are [ __ ] cool okay oh that’s a point if you don’t like public transport baby zebra does that make you a trains fob maybe maybe oh the taco comment yeah you’re not against public transport I thought you were by the earlier thing and then I was like haha I can think of a pun about this that was fine Trends are cool but never on time and constantly canceled yeah but it also makes traveling by trying a great fun puzzle oh dear I also need to think up something to do a video on later today and I need to hope that this stream doesn’t go so long that I can’t make a video today oh I refuse to get out I will never get out stop telling me to get out of my own stream it’s my stream hate trains while UK trains German trains are amazing I yeah I wish they were a little bit better I don’t know how realistic that is but oh hello speed limit but like surely it’s a bit doable right if the next job doesn’t you’re not streaming right now uh doesn’t get me a decent distance it might have to be a case of go without cargo purely because I can’t keep going like little shitty town to little shitty town it’s just going to add like an hour to the stream and I’m I’m willing to stream for a long time but I but there are limits and the limit is when I’m getting actively [ __ ] over by a g don’t do it getting screwed over by a game that will not take me far enough into Sweden right Ikea are dropping off at gut Rasmus is now back at the club why turn should not be through the door is he I have seen nothing about Rasmus I have you seen that apparently German trains are also incredibly delayed as well con this channel really uh yeah I can’t see absolutely anything about the christens and stuff anywhere oh okay that’s fair yeah I’ve not I’ve not seen anything on rasma St at all I don’t know if he’s got a different Source but like having skim through news now and not seeing anything aside from that right um I guess we get oh okay if when I level up I go for longer distance jobs that will help I think where can we go where are we now we’re uh Hing Borg to gothenberg we want to go East really uh it’s another [ __ ] one that’s the problem Hing BG to gothamberg looks like our only option though you know what sucks ADHD no absolutely it does right where am I going not backwards ideally foot on the wrong pedals yeah I don’t having not seen anything on the christens and thing like at all I don’t really think I’m in a spot where I can like comment on that because I really don’t think we will that’s a light hello cuz I really don’t think we’re in the spot where we will accept everyone back in uh this is uh Euro Truck Simulator and we are currently on a trip to fix everything that Victor did wrong uh ironically we’ve just dropped Rasmus Christenson off back in uh Denmark and we are uh what’s the next trip the trip is to uh Finland where we will be dropping a certain Tyler Adams and Louis Sina uh in the Arctic tundra is burgundy red burgund is more of a purple isn’t it more like the Ruby SA oh hello see manage to not die this is the competence that you’re getting of Joe as a truck driver top tier right three Market we’re off to gothenberg which is not really once again thanks guys a long enough trip to get us anywhere near where we need to be so if I pull it Forward into here oh [ __ ] that’s not where I thought that was big turn cool you reckon actual truck drivers are good at Euro Truck right come on M we’re off a bit further into Sweden oh my character’s sleepy bar is uh going higher and higher and higher I need to get in a ferry as soon as possible well ignore that the trailer’s gone over a corner but it hasn’t hit anything and that’s what counts yeah I hadn’t heard anything about the rasmas thing so I guess I’m out of the loop on this one but yeah I mean on the face of it it’s the same as the Aronson situation it’s someone who left un loan that was a bit of a [ __ ] but could still do something at this level and you got to consider like I he better than our current list of right backs which is Archie gray and S byon probably don’t want any of them back the down TOS cuz they had a new club lined up I mean yeah it’s not great but at the same time they didn’t have an emotional connection to leads like at all they’d been there for a season the one that annoys me is Jack Harrison who not only we thought had a connection with leads but has then since gone on to trash it and like ruin his reputation at the club can I do a wheel spin this thing does not have enough to do a wheel spin no if I could I would you about a donut there’s no loyalty LIF in football just the fans all the thing is I think there is some but that’s loyalty that needs to be gained at the start of his like career like I feel like there’s a reasonable chance that Archie’s going to be loyal but that’s because sort of his loyalty has come from a prey [ __ ] absolute [ __ ] his loyalty’s come from a previous generation of loyalty you know I don’t think I can do a handbreak turn either definitely not with the trailer that’s the thing I knew the road works are there but like I’d rather some Swedish prick wasn’t also though but that’s the thing like I would understand taking that offer because in the same shoes you would do that like I don’t know what you do for work but like working for Doone at the moment if like Sky Sports were to try and hire me and pay me three times what I’m currently on I’m not saying no because they will be tripling my wages at least maybe I would say no because like it depends on things like commute but like but as a footballer your commute doesn’t really matter does it I take V’s better Center back than cops and can cover left back as well I’d rather we not I’d rather have a left back left back urti I think is gong gone I’m certain oh [ __ ] I keep forgetting that I’m not in FM and I can’t just go out of the screen and sometimes for a footballer you’ve got to test yourself at a different level like headlight usage offense what ah oh okay so I’ve Got a Hold right where’s where’s my headlight button that’s really annoying where is just headlights on is it light modes okay that should work oh wow I’m so glad I put on my headlights that made a meaningful difference when’s the next ball talk what do you mean ball talk those Sunrise are quite nice aren’t they you’re an older fan you’ve seen so many players come and go it just doesn’t bother me that much anymore yeah I mean I’m sort of in a similar spot like the reality of the situation is we’d become a championship club and a lot of those players were not Championship players oh the oh balls knowledge um it’s been struggling for a few weeks just because I’ve had to back burner it a touch it will be soon though and if you would like to pop on just ping me a message on Twitter and I will sort that I need to send a message because someone’s messaged about work and I need to respond this is why texting and driving is bad guys yep what’s your Twitter is it the Sim here it’s think it’s uh Joe Blackburn 42 on your phone while striving uh it’s a demonstration of why that’s a bad thing I was doing a civil Duty donk for laws broken I’m not doing it for just laws broken I’m fairly sure you’re not allowed to live stream driving either but here we are I can stop doing it if you want you all to message me okie dokie thank you very much going to report you Joe keep your eyes on the road I just [ __ ] grasses next will be reading the it set now I’ve got my nice sat have down in the corner As We Vibe our way through Sweden oh God I need to switch it back to the YouTube live thing there we go that’s not the YouTube live thing that is cool pulled it back we’re fine we’re fine we’re not dead maybe should be but we’re not manual map time I’m not going to use a manual map that’s a little bit too much of a bad idea okay so it was a very good bad idea wasn’t it though okay so before the next chunk I need to rest stop it The Scouting you should I mean I don’t know if the Scout in me has to cuz I think I can go you know I’ll I’ll get you guys to make a decision because I’ve got a got a thought right for a PO what is the added challenge um no map allowed or jobs all the way you got a choice I think nowed map could be fun and it means that we can actually get this done in a reasonable amount of time I I cannot do both I would like this stream done at some point ideally today and I would like to do an FM stream I think no map allowed could be a genuinely good challenge and anyone that is scared of voting for no map allow just is actually believing in my confidence competence sorry not confidence so if you haven’t voted just yet hello car the thing with macky’s right is it’s gotten lazy in the way that like okay that’s cursed don’t like bacon um Macky has gotten lazy in the way that like the burgers that it’s putting out as it special ones are not very special or good okay I will end that poll when I get to the next stop my character is as sleepy boy I need to be in this link thought it was on the wrong road then you’re ill and it’s easy I mean yeah but like I still hold the controversial view that Burger King is Comfortably like better than makis oh uh bacon egg sausage tomato I think okay if this um po ends in a draw by the way I’m taking it as map only because I’m going to add my own vote Burger King M’s better than a big MK yeah exactly stop being sleepy you bastard oh this is good 19 M hour thank you very much Sweden ham and cheese omelette for breakfast oh I’mma let you get away with that one he green green green green green green green green green green green green Green [ __ ] so close tempted by scrumbled legs but too ill to move why are you too ill to move what what did you do tag me on Twitter fantastic thank you very much I will deal with that shortly stop yawning you bastard in this one yeah microwave scrumbled are fine like they do a job Bosch uh in a hurry skip continue cool show results now oh and I did say I did say that by the end of the uh call by the end of the job I uh I had closed the pole and we have landed with uh a fantastic no map allowed which I don’t mind in this latest I’ve got an email oh drivers with un equipment needed no six eggs of weight Jesus I don’t really egg so just to check the map we want to be heading to Stockholm onto capela then Helsinki and then we go back to Talon okay and then we head south I’m not having a map from this point onwards I was using it to oh hello um check things cool I will however use the map in the little town bits because at the moment I quite badly need to find somewhere for my dude to sleep or he will fall asleep at the wheel and we’ll have even bigger problems ah is there somewhere I can rest here oh I don’t know if there’s a rest stop in this town yes I heard you right hold on I will map until we find to rest up it would be a big donk if my dude falls asleep that would be a problem is this some amican rest hello Volvo oh I’m in a Volvo hey very nice very nice prare upgrade or paint your truck and trailer press enter or number enter choose a category of upgrade from the menu above o I would like big big big engine big engine that goes [Music] bur yes no wa I want them more than that okay I’ve got the big engine that go bur good gear box that go bur um that’s fine paint job oh no I think I think M has to stay green no M M M M remains green oh we could go like blue and white never mind I don’t think I’m allowed uh oh yes I am we can go sunlight silver I think it has to be a color which is a slight issue unless we’re back in the EU oh oh hold on go for that one is that pearlescent s it um we’re going white or yellow yellow yeah I’ve done as close as I can to that’ll do to uh F A nitrous thing now what what can what can we do for nice pretty accessories no you’re good I could do without that that no that’s annoying me no go away go get out of no no um what can I put in my wing mirror already got that um I no that’s a plate that’s a no oh oh I saw a little ball okay cool all right we’ve done up the truck the idea was to have a rest here um I don’t know how to do that no not that I’ve got a sleeper cabin why can’t I just snooze do I have to pull up to the corner is that is that what has to happen here oh I can have a snooze there we go let’s have a nap what is rest that’s a very good question 6:43 in the morning and we lose map privileges oh [Music] hello under where we go which way is north that’s a problem um that way oh that’s a point the map tells me the speed limits oh yeah there Sun that’s East this is North what the where am I going now um what two 3 4 5 yeah I yeah I made a mess oh hello Mr policeman uh nothing happened oh okay let’s try not to kill people now which way is North Stockholm Stockholm is where I need to be going okay oh [ __ ] speed limit I choose to believe that Eevee was the harbinger of that crash [ __ ] ah [ __ ] ass think I’ve gone the wrong way have I no I need to go stockh home am I allowed like a hand map have you never heard that phrase before this makes it a fun little puzzle to be fair 456 miles to stock Home good with a damaged truck just Ling in the background as you’re doing worky work fair enough what what why is the speed limit about four 19 okay oh this a be why it’s weird that people have actual jobs real jobs bit Grim come on come on come on Mr truckman you can’t be outpaced by MCH that’s that’s not on oh hello Mr police hope you’re well oh I’d never speed oh that would be very silly drive faster my God I don’t have a trailer I know I’ve not got a trailer oh and I did that one on purpose I did that so we can hear lady match sing sorry I was avoiding that guy in case he was a bit wild I don’t like this 43 mph speed limit I’ll be honest bit slow country rooll oh 50 take me home to the please there’s something that I’m surprised no one in the chat has said yet genuinely uh excuse you I’m fairly sure you talked about keeping James in the Attic as a butler you don’t have Butlers if you’re not in a mansion unless it’s Austin Butler obviously I’m in the wrong line it’s fine Joe is secretly 52 which is why he bullies Eevee I’m 62 43 again because this hates me what haven’t we said I’m not going to tell you f okay cool he was 61 on last mention I’m sort of on the cusp I’m On the Border okay I think in this stream I’m going to get as far as I’ll get to the Finland stop on this stream and then the second stream we will drive all the way from Finland down to Spain which I think is fair it counts as speeding if I get a fine if they catch me it counts and if they don’t catch me then I will simply use the fact that I’m a very very pretty lady and Flo my eyelashes at them and they’ll let me off scrapyard the way you’re driving except m is IM mortal you see don’t you dare don’t you dare okay we’re fine you see that one wouldn’t have been my fault I would not have taken any blame on that one Danny you’re putting a bad image of me I mean the image is earned for you are a monster including cheating in streams where you need to pick your favorite Els pick your favorite 11 she picks 16 and to think had put in so much preparation work for it being 11 I’m not nice picking on ladies excuse me I’m taking the more feminist approach I will pick on anybody which I think is the correct take to have pick on everyone equally it’s called being inventive that’s true yeah I shouldn’t have been all Loosey Goosey with the rules we need to be in this Lane hope you get caught speeding that’s just a bit rude oh that’s not where the road is as you usually are with your rules I’m not that Loosey Goosey I’m a bit Loosey Goosey but I’m not like Mega Loosey Goosey where is pissing Stockholm blinders a b it’s cuz I keep looking over at the stream SL chat if I don’t look over at the chat then I’m going to feel bad because like I’m not paying enough attention to my chat and you guys know that I like to sort of I like to have a nice little Nat little little two-way conversation if you guys want me to not then that’s also fine like whatever you guys say I’ve just got various ABBA songs stuck in my head right now are you the radio I mean kind of the music is also the radio but oh my God uh what is um one of our female Chatters favorite early 2000s pop punk bands essence it was a good one and you know it was a good one that’s that that’s that’s that’s what hurts you most what hurts you most is the fact that you know I’ve just dropped a banger and you’re [Music] like all right I’m my still on the right road to stockhom why did that sign not say stockhom um harsh incredibly harsh wait why is stock home not showing up up on the things what do you say cop Centrum no idea there’s like here on the right it’s because I’ve not got any can I open up Google Maps like cuz it’s inaccurate to the game it just gives me a Vibe stock okay we’re fine we’re fine we’re fine we’re fine wait how is Oslo to the right no [ __ ] it we stay we stay on the road to Stockholm we go past stockhome and that’s where the ferry is what did you miss um for a moment there I thought I was lost I still might be um but we’re still on the route to stockh home quite desperately hoping that we’re going in the right direction [Music] and you said that wait hang on that was Norwegian I’ve not smashed any smart cars in a while Stevie I’m driving on Vibes not the law how audible is the music by the way is it like a reasonable amount what is Centrum and am I meant to be there um also still no one said the thing that I thought you would have said by now that’s Finnish that’s not Swedish that’s finish isn’t there a thing called stockhome syndrome yeah I’m really starting to feel it now guys um I’m stuck with you lot confused what you think we should have said I mean you’ll work it out I know there’s people in this chat that have children and so should know what I’m talking about stock 181 Jesus so why am I getting finish strap on no that’s not quite what I was wanting to hear not going to lie if I saw you’re driving you’d have police stopping you would it be the fact that I’m also driving with like a monitor here and I keep staring at it instead cuz I feel like that isn’t going to be the most popular thing with the police oh we could always like Dan strive but that feels like a bad idea uh I think Stockholm is a right hand turn which makes sense because then it will be Norway on the west okay no wa but that’s also stockhom stock come north I think oh [ __ ] yeah okay cool we’re still on the right Road we’re still on the road am I even still in Sweden I think I’m in Sweden new favorite joke comment what’s what did I say this time that’s the thing I’m keep this there are nons Swedish place names or at least they are significantly more Norwegian SL finish than they should be can I use geoga to tr try and work out where we are is is that allowed open your window and sniff for rotting fish ah have you not I love this St St stro Ika with the Billy bookas uh okay I want to be going forward not to the right what is this comment we should be making you got to work it out I’m not going to give you it am I I mean e could not EA blame the copyright uh use the wrong spelling of copyright then I’m afraid copyright with uh W WR is the verb of what someone who used to do my job uh does copyright r i ght is the one you mean dislexic being mean shut up no imagine if they did though imine if they were like yeah you know what we invented this horrific dish in the desperate hopes that some tourists would eat it what did I oh that’s fine that’s that’s fine that’s okay that’s a load installment that’s not a fine for doing something I got a question right and it’s going to seem like a very stupid question why Finland got to be so big not Finland Sweden why Sweden got to be so big I think I need to be in the other L why is Sweden so big I don’t understand it’s huge can you imagine us having a dis called strug enough um no uh I read the Swedish but I I can’t translate it in any way shape of copyrightable the joint longest word with no repeated letters ooh I like that uncopyrightable and immediately You’ve Lost Your Authority on that fact by correcting yourself I’m staying on the speed limit here buddy you are clearly speeding don’t be late at that joke what did I do I didn’t do anything uh okay I need to be in the other lane now so I’ll let that car go through there we go oh my God I think I stopped in time cuz I didn’t take any extra damage anti- disestablishmentarianism I mean I see that as a long word option fair enough however it’s no new mono ultr microscopic silico volcano kosis is it oh one of my favorite uh alien planets in Doctor Who rexor katorius bloody speed limit you guys trying to sort yourself the delivery of some strug off because I can kind of respect it hello Mr policeman oh oh that’s a very pretty bit of river I do need to find where the docks are though NS chemicals health B and gber I think I need to be in one of those hello gton it he Stockholm now we need to be going a little bit more East canelon by your name you wouldn’t happen to be Scandinavian would you and that wouldn’t happen to be Sweden and you wouldn’t happen to be able to tell me the name of the port outside Stockholm cuz I need to find it you’re from Norway bollocks I’m not in Norway I’ll assume it’s Hing buur I got a bug what else we got weirdly we’ve not had bimus yet which is a bit of a shame cuz we’re quite desperately trying to get to Talon at this point vam oh that’s not good cuz that’s neither of these I’ll try got a bug we’ll hope that it’s got a bug am I allowed to check the map for a donk is that a is that a fair deal do we think uh-oh that’s more of a turn than I wanted I don’t I still don’t know what Centum means which means that that is functionally useless to me Oslo I do not want to be on the road to Oslo oh I might have to take a donk I’m not doing 10 no I’m not doing 10 donks for it that’s not that’s unacceptable amounts of Dage but we’ve taken a bigger turn than I wanted is to so the next chance to turn around I’m going to take well the next chance chance to stop and then turn around I’m going to take one dunk but I can only use my little finger what kind of cursed nonsense is that it’s Madness oh God where have I gone okay one right little finger let’s bring that’s not the map uh oh oh [ __ ] okay um right so I’ve accidentally gone in a big circle I’ll take that donk in a moment Highway to Hell I mean it is Finland so essentially yes start the engine build a fuel tank do a dunk whilst I’m at it one two 3 four 5 let’s fill up the tank shall we big tank big money right okay cool right Capel scar is where we want to go and is where we didn’t go last time cuz what we’ve done is we went all the way up through Sweden we got Stockholm and instead of going the right way and continuing forwards we went South uh yes it’s working fine Stevie thank you so I think what needs to happen now is we keep on this road turn right at the next Junction and we just keep going until we hit the end of land and then we’ll get ourselves to Talon and you know what we’ll we’ll go south from Talon we’ll work from there that seems fair to me oh hold on is there any way that I can do like a truck stop Break um yes many places I can have a rest up here fantastic rest time yeah I realized I should have gone straight all the way now no no there are no truck stop hookers on this very wholesome stream The Vibes are meant to be good here why are we down 43 M hour again oh because [ __ ] might break like that also my ankle is starting to seize up a little bit so I am going to go back to cruise controlling uh but I’m going to take that away from me again because I know where I’m going now it’s forward all the way to the end of the land Eevee says what Eevee wants to say Eevee is a chaotic matron of Darkness who brings about only the end of days if you went the right way you would have got there before dark I thank you I realize this now oh you silly bastard why didn’t you just not make a mistake a mistake they happen I’m going to skip through till we find Bim or at least ones that I like oh got them did you stop in Berlin and pick up Aron no we’re getting him on the other uh route we’re getting him the other way around this is the right hand turn I need to take okay I hope it feels correct cuz we needed to turn right okay we just follow this till the end stopping by R to rosmus uh no the idea is we’re um avoiding all the mistakes So currently we are in the process of uh dropping Rasmus off in Finland although specifically Estonia because Finland would be just like two Ferry trips instead of one so going to save us a bit of time doing it this way [ __ ] stockhome man yeah with the lone players I just I don’t have that strong of an opinion I can understand it from his personal perspective where he left but it was annoying but I am of the theory that uh Aronson this season will make mavad looked like arenson did in the Premier League I think he’s going to come back reasonably good like I’m I’m I’m an optimist on that front I’ve already forgotten the name of the port that we need to go to I just remember it’s a straight line and everything feels okay again oh we need to go a do doy yeah is that is that the plan now I know your tricks John your tricky tricks what the [ __ ] did anyone else see that truck okay I’m going to give you a wide old birth I might be driving on the rumble strip but I don’t want to be next to a truck that just phased through the world oh hello oh hello what’s happened here then oh my God you guys can never complain about my driving again because at least I didn’t do that I’ve got new mail I leveled up oh oh [ __ ] uh I’m going to quickly do my leveling up even longer distance jobs deliveries up to 528 miles that’s great let’s keep doing it do you do I drive IRL no absolutely not why have all the admins absconded I don’t know I think it’s because they can’t handle when uh Mr streamer is somewhat competent and it disgusts me you know these personal biases they just don’t understand Talent when they’re looking at it and obviously that’s what I am sorry I just like to note I was looking at the rocket League ball in the top left and uh it’s got jiggle physics oh I love it it Wiggles that makes me so happy still here just working so shush I mean you’ve not denied the fact that I’ve got some incredible Talent so s it I’ll take it right not turning right here that’s how I end up going around Stockholm again this game will be good with a VR headset this game would be a nightmare with a VR headset I have consed in the past maybe sorting out a VR headset because like I do a bit of IRAs and stuff right is it capela yes but I yeah I don’t trust the fact that I’d get repeatedly motion sick real bad [Music] VR poker what what what does poker need to be VR I use VR ones that gave me a headache and I throw up there yep um I played a bit of beat saber that was good forun but I’ve never like owned a VR headset so I’ve not really played much outside of um sort of your basic simple party game stuff should we make a deal that when the the bit of music that comes on whenever mad [ __ ] is happening comes on we just need to speed for the entire segment oh no I don’t like the IDE of a VR roller coaster that would make me deeply uncomfortable can you feel the rumble strip when you drive on it yes cheek a little bit of force feedback love it where’s 43 there we go [ __ ] okay I think this is another forwards yes it’s a thing and I’m surprised that you’re not one of the uh Main opponents of it you see locks I like not getting copyright murdered so as fun as that might be yeah it’s still weird to me that like Lester took they’re playing the song they play every time they win again at us and it’s like yeah we always do this you’re not special this is this is the Nom it’s fine on the bright side we’ve not had to talk about how apparently I have a personal hatred of ips which you on this stream which is nice because that’s a thing ho ho you’re so witty uh is it this way that looks like boats is this the way to the boats this feels like the way to the boats oh was Boat Boat Boat Boat Boat Boat BOS and it is talin we want to go to isn’t it never mind it’s palisi we want to go to let’s not pretend leads fans and players wouldn’t have baned Lester if rolls were reversed you see the thing is we don’t know what songs you play after you win because we’re too busy paying attention to like us to give a [ __ ] 12 mil hour what kind of Port is this well Estonian one I assume right I’m ditching I need food desperately hope you have a fun Dey day and likewise do you hope you have a good one uh I’ll be ending the stream in a couple of minutes anyway just when I’m like back online and got back on road specifically oh there’s a train that’s why I’m at 12 M hour should I hit the train no that’s a bad idea that’s a really bad idea can I go here what did I even hit okay that’s weird I’m guessing it’s this way to the road still at 12 miles an hour in fact I right I’ll stop here for a sec I will close I will save the game it will be the long drive drive safe right so a summary of what we’ve done thus far we have started in Manchester drove all the way to Grimsby where we took the ferry to esj driven all the way through Denmark all the way through Sweden and we have ended with a furry trip to talin on the next episode we start in talin we work our way South across the continent all the way all the way the entire route to Barcelona 2,000 miles it should be good but but with that I am going to end the stream there I’ll just do another save to make sure long drive save thank you very much defo need up I think I will be mapping for the rest yes um yeah hope you enjoyed the stream if you did pop a like on it subscribe all that good stuff you’re saying no Maps load yeah but that’s that’s not what you said at the time you said I need one so I’m going to take that as a give it anyway hope you enjoyed and uh yeah I will see you later ter