I Tested 1-Star Camping

I would die for rocky
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avoid this campsite at all costs I slept on a mound of fire ants and dog poop one star today I am testing that onear review from Julia as well as countless others around the country with some of the most concerning one-star reviews you can imagine my only rule is I have to leave an honest five-star review however I can’t lie first up Nashville [Music] Tennessee this campsite is massive there’s a heated pool a basketball court a slide that can potentially give you scoliosis and this inflatable thing that looks really fun but before I get my tent set up and I go explore you have to hear more of these onear reviews of this place Danielle said this campsite was absolutely ridiculous don’t ask someone to help you pitch a tent here they will probably cuss you out one star thanks to Danielle I will be asking someone to help me pitch a tent it sounds like it’s going to get Rowdy tonight that’s what I’m hearing TJ said they don’t care about you 95% of management was hostile I asked where M’s bathroom is and one even said you don’t stop asking questions do you and the other one laughed one star TJ I feel like you’re not giving us the full story how many questions did you ask management TJ Billy s said you come to Nashville for music fun food well not Billy I come come to Nashville and rotten tree at my campsite almost gave me a concussion the pizza was just okay one star Billy also attached photos with captions this one says this is what was rotten with a very lowquality photo of sticks and this one says this was pepperoni Good Good Billy frankly I’m excited to test both of those reviews let’s get started so this is my campsite for the night this is exactly the place I’m going to be staying I started to set up my tent and quickly realized I have no idea what I’m doing I’ve wasted so much time trying to pitch this tent by myself so I actually need to test Danielle’s review and go ask someone for help hey excuse me I’m so sorry to ask um you guys mind helping me pitch my tent I’ve never assembled a tent before I doesn’t it have instructions oh I got it used so I’m trying to find a video right now but Jen and Ross on staff were so nice and helped me set up the tent immediately I’m here with Jen hi I think it’s safe to say that Danielle’s review is busted I’m actually a little bit scared I still have to test Julia TJ’s Billy’s reviews I will say my stay has been good so far which gives me a sense of confidence but at any moment a tree branch can give me a concussion I got to stay on my toes next up I’m going to do some exploring and wait until I actually have to pee and then I’ll ask where the men’s bathroom is all right guys the time has come I have to pee I have to pee really bad I’ve been holding it so much that I really am going to genuinely ask management where the men’s bathroom is let’s go I should not feel this nervous to ask an employee where a bathroom is it’s a question that is valid here goes nothing hey y’all where’s the men’s bathroom hallway okay oh he just right here okay thank you oh that’s nice she she was actually really helpful I think it’s safe to say that TJ’s review is busted and my PP is flushed so I used the men’s bathroom successfully that was good that was really good I’m really excited about this next part because Billy said that the pepperoni pizza was just okay I’m going to see if they can deliver to my tent Pizza hey there I was going to see if I could order a pepperoni pizza for delivery so what’s your delivery address I’m at uh P9 K yes hey Pizza yes awesome thank you I can’t believe you guys deliver here thank Youk well Billy I got my pepperoni pizza I actually got a text from the campsite saying there’s live music in the lobby it’s very cold outside and I’m seeking community [Music] still [Music] chasing the time has come I should probably go to sleep this is where I’m ultimately going to test Julia’s review of fire ants and dog poop to me that’s the type of stuff that sneaks up on you if I make it through the night I think I’ll have enough material for my review of this place this is my tent setup by the way I have a little heater in here I also have a bunch of blankets nice and cozy I don’t think there’s fire ants I don’t I don’t think there’s any I’ll see you guys in the morning all right let’s go to the next [Music] campsite don’t be startled I’m just wearing camouflage pants when I was booking all the campsites for this video I think this one is hands down the one I’m most excited about why animals I’m talking donkeys pigs goats alpacas and I guess they’re going to have to add dogs to the list oh this is a unique property there’s a main house and my RV has a neighbor this RV looks super cute I’m actually very excited to see the inside but before I can do that I have to tell you the onestar reviews that brought me to this this place Jamie j said mini donks on property Rocky that boy got something wrong with him I swear view is fire one star I hope I meet Rocky today that’s the plan Jamie I don’t know what Rocky did to you but I’m excited to meet him Riley said shared bathroom I get it it’s a campground but have some respect one star I don’t know if anyone’s here I’m not going to lie there’s a bike does that mean do not enter the bike what does that sign what does that sign have to do with Beth C said door Dasher Antonio was delayed with my Taco Bell order and I find out he had been walking the prop playing with chickens and other animals instead of Simply dropping off my meal finally he delivered my order but the bag was ripped in damage which leads me to believe he wasn’t careful around the animals and they tried to eat my food one star what does that have anything to do with this listing shouldn’t that be like private feedback to Door Dash regardless I’m getting Taco Bell tonight and finally Sheila H said warning the customer is always wrong at this RV don’t bother reserving hot tub one star what did you do Sheila come on I have a feeling you didn’t reserve the hot tub and then you tried going at someone one else’s time slot is that what happened Sheila well guess what Sheila I reserve the hot tub time slot from 6:00 to 8:00 p.m. tonight you better not show up we are losing daylight and I want to spend time with as many animals as I can so let’s go check out this RV how about a tour here we go wao this is actually too cute there is so much cute stuff in here are those light up pine cones the flower curtains the little lamps that uh yeah it’s going to be a fun night the bed looks Fit For A King it’s very cozy in here looks like we have a heater this is actually really nice they give you a bunch of ingredients and a stove top for cooking for camping this is luxury come on I feel like the main appeal of this place is outside you come into the RV to relax and sleep but you spend most of the day outside with Rocky and others I literally don’t know if other people are here it’s like a full campsite though so I’m going to go explore testing Jam’s review so far is going well I can confirm the views are fire but the real test is if I can find Rocky I’m going to approach some animals Rocky you guys I’m I’m sorry I’m sorry I found the mini donks I didn’t mean to scare you guys can we talk based on the photos that is definitely Chloe and this is definitely rocky rocky what’s wrong with you man why does Jamie have beef with you you look cute you guys I’m standing with my new best friend and his name is Rocky sorry guys only got room for one best friend I wish I could feed them something but all I have is a half drink and Diet Mountain Dew I don’t think I don’t think you guys want this oh no they’re looking where am I Rocky you look all downtrodden come here you know most one star reviews they’re just upset people you know it’s got nothing to do with you I’ve never loved a mini dong until now Jamie’s review say it with me Rocky busted you don’t have to say it you don’t have to do anything I would do anything for Rocky okay there I said it the next thing I’m going to do right now is oh hold on sorry my phone was charging the next thing I’m going to do is order an absurd amount of Taco Bell from door Dash I have successfully placed my door Dash order for Taco Bell my door Dasher is not Antonio but Juan honestly if Juan stops to play with Rocky and Chloe and the outpack cuz I’m literally I don’t even blame him see you soon Juan Juan arrived promptly on time in fact I think he beat the estimated delivery window we even had time to go look for the mini donks and alpacas but they were gone but I’m convinced nothing can wipe that smile off of Juan’s face I love this man Juan was a sweetheart though Juan if you’re watching this you’re a sweetheart can we actually spam that in the comments in case he sees this every comment on this video should just be W as a sweetheart that’s ideal also what kind of Taco Bell sauce are you I’m a mild I’m a mild guy don’t act like that’s a I can barely swim and I can’t touch my toes of course I’m a mild Taco Bell SAU guy I’m so lucky this is so fun I still have two onear reviews to test but I’m kind of waiting for Nightfall which is going to be very soon I think in the meantime we can say that Beth’s review is busted and even if it was valid it’s kind of adorable that a door Dasher would stop to play with Rocky and Chloe I’m not upset about it with that being said I’ve got a hot tub reservation oh yeah oh I hate that what do I do I hate spiders come on over to the fly swatter buddy come on over please tell me you’re the only only one oh I’m so scared I’m going to miss aren’t I I missed I missed missed I can’t do this I can’t do this I see him I see him he’s dead he’s dead ah I’m so sorry I just wanted to get ready for my hot tub it has been an interesting night to say the least I have not seen a soul but somehow I have a hot tub reservation hopefully I meet someone tonight I I think I think I hope that let’s get to this hot tub I enter the hot tub look at this view over here this view is awesome you can’t really tell because it looks like I’m actually surviving a blizzard right now but all those lights in the distance that’s Portland Oregon beautiful it’s actually really funny to think about Sheila leaving a onear review because she forgot to RSVP for this like there is no competition I’m going to keep relaxing in this hot tub for a little bit but I think it’s safe to say Sheila I’m so sorry to say this your review is [Music] busted back at the RV we have just one more review to test I have a theory that absolutely everyone on this campsite is hanging out in the shared bathroom my only job is to be respectful and see if anybody is not respectful I think that’s pretty much the gist of the review so we’re going to go ahead and go now so this shared bathroom is very nice for a campsite but there is 100% someone in this house and for some reason that is terrifying this experience basically captures everything I’m scared of there is just so much tension because it’s dark outside I can’t see anything but I keep hearing people pretty sure that’s just camping but I got all cleaned up and I got the heck out of there and now I’m back at the RV I literally have to wake up at 3:15 in the morning tomorrow to catch my flight to the next campsite so I think I’m just going to get all cozy and then write my brutally honest review that is five [Music] stars my next campsite is in Texas Yeehaw yeah hey yo you’re alert through that door all of my glamping dreams come true at first glance it doesn’t look like it’s going to be hard to leave a five-star review here it looks like it’s going to be a blast the photos online look amazing it’s a yurt I love saying that word yurt YT y Susan hates this place inside of the tent was too warm and not tall enough for my husband hot tub only big enough for a small child one star I would be shocked if that’s a problem for me we’ll see 197 78 monkey nuts said extremely false leading bear I didn’t know bears were in Texas I have never seen a bear until now one star I don’t know what I’m more frightened by the fact that he just said a bear approached this campsite or the fact that his username is 1978 monkey nuts Daniel is also upset I made burgers on the grill wasn’t my grill of choice I make the world’s best burgers and they tasted like don’t make burgers on the grill one star I’m going to make burgers on the grill that’s the I’m going to do that how about a y tour never thought I’d say that you’re got to be kidding me that hot tub is swirling the grill in question by Daniel look there’s coffee and pans and pots I mean this is a huge upgrade from our last campsites let’s be honest y’all know I’m a sucker for a spiral staircase wow trees from Miles you guys know I love fire pits oh there’s two chairs that’s going to remind me of my wife she’s actually spending the night with me tonight all right boys all right all right here we go y alert hopefully nobody’s in here okay yes it’s very pretty this is not your average tent I’m a little blown away but we have reviews to test first up Susan so first of all Susan said that the YT was very warm it’s actually so hot in here that’s probably because it is set to 83° I’m putting it I’m turning it down I’m turning it off Susan I hate to say this but so far your review is valid let’s continue so Susan says this yurt is not tall enough for her husband how tall is your husband Susan this ceiling is literally like 10 ft tall anyway Susan that’s busted this YT is huge this is either going to be a slight boost to my ego or completely destroy it it’s your word against mine Susan oh what do I do is that a bug there are multiple species of spiders in this rip current they’re calling a hot tub they’re huge oh there’s one right there oh my gosh be free my brethren I hated [Music] that yeah I think I was really hoping that the hot tub being built for a small child would be valid the implications of the fact that I fit in here just fine not sure I can deal with them but you know what Susan your review that the hot tub is only fit for small children busted I’m going to make some burgers Daniel explicitly said don’t make burgers on the grill take that Daniel buns cheese and plastic oh yeah almost ready we’re done there it is that’s my burger this place is already blowing my mind and hopefully this burger does the same h one [Music] second I hated it Daniel all I got to say is don’t hate the player hate the game I don’t fully know the application of that saying in this in this scenario but all I’m trying to say is the Grill’s great I mean it’s a good burger it’s about an average for me and I’m satisfied this review is busted I’m going to have to go explore the woods all right guys behind me is a dense forest never thought I would say this but I am going to test the review of 1978 monkey nuts and potentially risk my life I don’t know why I waited until dark to do this I just felt like it’s going to make it more dramatic so I’m going to go out in the woods see if we can attract a bear you know I’ve been living in I can’t see so I’ve been living in Texas for a long time and I’ve never heard of a bear um let me take over here all right Mr nuts I think that’s about as much as I’m going to do to test your review but I think we can say that this review is busted hello oh my gosh I hear dogs in the distance calm down dude it’s me what can we talk about it I told you I don’t want to talk about it I know you want to start a business is it going to be candy why would it be candy dude you spent 35 minutes at the gas station candy section today was crazy okay what are you trying to say come on do it take a risk little guy I don’t know man I think I have a good idea I just just get started build a website for it at least with Shopify I I don’t have Wi-Fi out here use my hot spot hey yeah thanks for believing in me watching you overthink this was unbearable that’s I get [Music] it that’s so Shopify is a Commerce platform I think that handsome bear in the woods was basically saying any business you want to launch you should do it with Shopify next month I’m doing the craziest thing I’ve ever done I am launching a yummy snack and I am doing it on Shopify isn’t that a cute image so if you’re looking for the best place to start your business now you know you know where it is don’t wait for a weird moment like that in the woods sign up for a free trial with Shopify Now using my link shopify.com rant trean and on top of that good news hey come on into my Y what do you think this is so cute Haley and I watched football looked at the stars and made feasable s’mores over the fire a it’s like green SpongeBob yeah that’s what it’s like Cheers Cheers this is the best part about camping your life has been your amazing I have to wake up at 5:00 a.m. because I’m going to my last campsite and me too so she’s also going to her last campsite at 5:00 a.m. okay good [Music] night [Music] you guys know I had to go out with a bang this last campsite is [Music] crazy I have made it to my final camping destination Yogi on the lake I have a lot of hopes of this place but I definitely want to meet Yogi all the advertisements for this campsite are so cute and wholesome but these ones star reviews would lead you to believe otherwise Teresa said OMG I have been to every state in the nation random flex but okay I have stayed in RVs motels hotels hosts I have never encountered a manager as hostile Furious and belligerent as the staff at the check-in desk one star is that true Yogi well now I’m scared to check in Thomas said do not ride this slide son got stuck and do not go in Lake because alligators are present if you jump into this Lake it better be a memory you never forget if you live one star I feel like he’s at NPC warning you before you go on a quest like the dot dot dot if you live is so dramatic regardless I’m doing both of those things and finally we have the one star review from Anita PE which sounds a lot like a fake name Anita p I need to pee this review is completely insane bear with me this place was a complete wreck cabin dirty food on futon couch floor had never been sweet no bed make or sheets or towels at 11:04 p.m. still not cleaned or fixed at 12:08 a.m. air condition explodes with Sparks going everywhere at 7:45 a.m. son-in-law wake up sweating management say squirrel chewed the air condition wires while waiting for air to fix I’m setting on porch and I see a ditch full of human waste in back of cabin that’s why mosquitoes and Bug so bad at 200,000 a night please please don’t stay here there was more to the story that’s just main points one star what do you mean there’s more to the story Anita I could have spent this entire video only testing Anita’s review to be honest I don’t know how that review could have even happened I feel like Anita P’s one star review is the final boss I have to face in this video and I’m not running from it let’s go check in at the scary front [Music] desk it’s cool oh hi excuse me sorry uh checking in last name is trean how’s your day going it’s good good what do you recommend for dinner by the way a place called Crossroads Grill it’s about 3 to 5 miles is that everything M awesome what was your name uh Stephan Stephanie thank you so much Stephanie was extremely Pleasant like extremely [Applause] [Music] nice I have made it to our cabin there are a ton of cabins around me this campsite is huge I’m like 95% sure that literally no one else is here though which is kind of fun but kind of sad I was really hoping to find some fellow campers to test Thomas’s review not sure it’s going to happen I don’t even know if Yogi’s here Yogi look at the end of the day this C cabin behind me that I’m staying in is Anita’s worst nightmare because it either one verifies all of her worst fears that led to a onear review or two makes her look silly I’m really hoping it’s number two there’s no more running from it let’s do [Music] this this is so nice all right Anita we need to have a chat having not a complete rest no food on the futon what the bed is made I literally looked everywhere I couldn’t even find one human waste the AC isn’t even exploding with Sparks everywhere and unless I miss something on the receipt this cabin isn’t even close to $200,000 a night I know my stay has just begun there’s a lot of time left in my stay things could go wrong they really could go wrong I think I’m going to go explore and try to find a stranger to jump into the lake with me it’s completely massive I I’m convinced there are hundreds of places to sleep here and it seems like I’m the only one staying here tonight how can that possibly be it’s a 3-day weekend guess that means there’s no line for the yellow slide it’s a good slide and they should really make a photo op in case you’re by yourself really guys I’m back at the cabin I don’t think anyone else is here I might have to ask James to to jump in the lake with me if I can find him if not I’m going to make the most of tonight I know football’s on that’s huge for me all I have to do to leave my last honest fstar review of this video is make it through the night without any of the stuff I need to set happening to me that’d be huge so Ryan was hoping that he would meet some strangers on this trip bro seems like he’s been on the verge of tears in the group chat so we decided to surprise him and show up and have a fun night with the boys just got to Mississippi road trip road trip camo pants we’re coming Ryan we’re coming front Des just told us this his cabin he’s the only one with a golf cart out in the front looks like the window’s open can you see him oh my God looks so lonely so sad what is he doing [Music] [Music] surprise okay I was trying not to show it but I was actually so sad that no one else was here this is actually really perfect because this is our last video of 2023 and I wouldn’t want to spend it with anybody else we got Burgers we played mini golf in the dark we had a little bit too much fun on our golf cart the staff also brought their kids out and we went on a Christmas light show tour of the park but after all of these campsites and onear reviews there was only one more to test one C here to watch another video YouTube thinks you’ll really like this one this one could be a really fun time for you to enjoy with your day just tap it tap the little tap the thumbnail yeah