Cycle Tour 2013 (Clean Version)

‘A Hornet Drama!’

A heavily edited, censored and truncated version of a good old fashioned music video montage of the cycle tour we did in the summer of 2013.

We cycled 1885km across Europe through 6 countries (Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Liechtenstein, Switzerland and France) in 11 days plus a rest day in between at Lichtenstein.

We raised money for War Child UK throughout the tour.

www.warchild.org.uk
www.justgiving.com/iwouldbike500milesandiwouldbike500more

mate you need to turn for your sins build build them a nest I’ll tell you I don’t mind insects it’s just ones with a big fat sting on that pissed me off or mosquitoes because they suck your blood have you ever been stung by a Hornet a bit uh a bee yeah there’s no holidays it was there’s a wasp thing still not a hornet though isn’t it so that’s a no my grandfather has been stung by a Hornet clusteria back again no [ __ ] why is it going around me [Applause] Jesus Christ I missed it all right that was the opportunity oh this is Miss wheel there is wait it’s around my head obviously don’t clap me with your flip flops around my head but you know it’s coming back on the map for a second right let’s say around your face just then no it was a moth okay yeah as I was saying Mr wheel yeah first a couple of harmless swans back in a lake in Zurich and now succumbing to fear by a single Hornet a single Hornet single one a single bullets is enough to kill you a single Hornet therefore doesn’t have to be fair I suppose we’re just one Hornet away from the top job [Music] [Music] [Music] real life build the apple of my eye girl I never loved one like that’s better nothing pumpkin pie chocolate candy Jesus Christ thank you [Music] [Music] foreign hope is where I’m with you [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] I was born [Music] alone home let me come home home is wherever I’m with you yes I am home is when I’m alone with you [Music] so once again uh Ross and I have decided to uh be cheap in KFC car park in Kern of Germany and we’ve decided to use our 83 bacon lardens and 30 Cent noodles and cook ourselves a economic yet Savory meal with enough carbs and fat and energy to keep us going for the next few hours we did well whoa whoa whoa whoa content content sorry children’s play I was just going to say children’s hunting ground but yeah fair enough should be good [Applause]