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all right gentlemen gather around we’ve got our next mission and it’s a doozy late on us bra what’s the plan this time we’ve been tasked with infiltrating hell itself fighting the devil and destroying the entire realm hell like actual hell who comes up with these missions Hey Joe have you seen the latest comments on our video no I haven’t checked yet what’s going on take a look at this one first classic Hey Hey That’s a classic YouTube move shout out to Moises Rodriguez 3685 for claiming the first spot yeah shout out indeed keep those comments coming fol shout out to Moises Rodriguez 3685 for being the first to comment hey everyone don’t forget to hit that like button and subscribe to our Channel also keep an eye out for the secret word hidden somewhere in this video for a chance to get a shout out in our next episode if it involves shooting and killing Count Me In I don’t care if a tail or high water that’s the spirit Donald we’ll need all the Firepower we can muster for this one wait a minute are we seriously considering Waging War against the Devil Himself I’m not sure I signed up for that come on Joe we’re we’re fiercer than the Devil Himself he should be shaking in his boots at the mere thought of facing us regardless of our reservations this mission is our duty as custodians of God on Earth we can’t afford to back down now so do we need to rescue any hostages or something our orders are clearcut go to hell fight the devil and Destroy hell no hostages just Hellfire and brimstone I never thought I’d see the day when men would be tasked with destroying hell and conquering the Devil Himself isn’t that supposed to be God’s job well Joe consider us God’s special agents on Earth it’s our divine duty to kicks some demonic butt that’s the spirit Donald with the three of us together there’s nothing we can’t handle I hope you guys know what you’re getting us into but hey if we’re going to hell we might as well make it a party that’s the spirit Joe now let’s he some things up and get the hell out of here I still can’t wrap my head around this whole tunnel to Hell thing who in their right mind would build something like that oh come on Joe haven’t you ever heard of urban legends secret societies mysterious portals to other dimensions it’s all part of the fun easy there Donald let’s not get carried away with conspiracy theories we need to stay focused on the task at hand but how can we be sure this isn’t some elaborate trap what if we’re walking right into the Devil’s Den trust me Joe if it were a trap they wouldn’t have sent the three baddest hbers in the land to deal with it baddest hbers H is that what they’re calling us now that’sa we’re like the Three Musketeers only way cooler let’s not get ahead of ourselves gentlemen we need to approach this Mission with caution and skepticism exactly Barack we can’t afford to let our guard down especially when dealing with something as uncertain as hell lighten up Joe we’ faced worse than this before besides if it’s a trap we’ll just have to kick some devilish butt and make our Escape oh great so we’re just supposed to waltz into hell kicks some butt and Waltz right back out again sounds like a piece of cake that’s the spirit Joe you’re finally starting to see things my way I can’t believe I’m saying this but I actually agree with Donald we need to approach this Mission with confidence and determination well boys looks like we’ve hit a little snag in our grand entrance to Hell blow it up are you serious do you want to blow our cover along with that door subtle where’s the fun in that Barack besides I’ve got enough Firepower in my Arsenal to blow that door to Kingdom Come fine fine but if this plan blows up in our faces I’m blaming both of you Kingdom Come you want to start World War II Donald relax Joe it’s just a figure of speech but if you’ve got a better idea I’m all ears actually Donald might be on to something blowing up that door was our best option for gaining entry that’s the spirit Joe now stand back and let the master of EXP iions work is Magic guys seriously there’s something about this place that just doesn’t sit right with me it’s like a bad Vibe on steroid Joe you’re just being paranoid we’re in this together remember brought us before demonic foes Joe do you ever stop to think before you speak we’re the brothers of Doom for crying out loud it’s the devil who should be shaking in his fiery boots not us Donald being the brothers of Doom doesn’t mean we’re Invincible especially when we’re facing off against literal hellspawn hold on a minute do you guys hear that yeah I hear it too see I told you uh uh there was something off about this place all right let’s not jump to conclusions it could just be some lost soul or a trick of the echo lost soul trick of the echo this isn’t some cheesy horror movie Barack this is real life and I don’t want to end up as demon Chow all right all right let’s take a deep breath and focus we faced some pretty hairy situations before and we’ve always come out on top yeah because fighting terrorists and pulling off heists is exactly the same as battling demons in the Underworld listen up guys we knew this mission was going to be dangerous but we’re the brothers of Doom damn it we don’t back down from a fight no matter how hellish it gets there’s something seriously Eerie about this place buckle up guys we might not make it out alive wait are you saying we could actually die here yes sleepy Joe that’s exactly what I’m saying and by the way what’s up with your breath it’s seriously gross Donald you’re really fixated on my breath in the middle of a life-threatening situation hey it’s a valid concern we might be facing down demons but that doesn’t mean we have to endure each other’s hosis guys let’s focus on the task at hand we’re here to take on the forces of hell not critique each other’s personal hygiene Fair Point Barack but can we address the elephant in the room we’re literally about to go toe-to-toe with the Devil Himself exactly Joe this isn’t some run-of-the-mill Mission we’re talking about battling the ultimate Evil here well have we’re going to kick some demonic butt I hope you guys have been hitting the gym please Joe I could bench press a demon with one arm tied behind my back let’s not get ahead of ourselves Donald we need to approach this with caution and strategy yeah because charging into hell guns blazing has always worked out so well in the past Joe sometimes you just got to embrace the chaos besides what’s life without a little risk risk on we’re talking about risking our Eternal Souls here all right enough bickering gentlemen we got a mission to accomplish and we need to work together if we’re going to make it out of here in one piece oh come on guys you act like we’re off to fight some foreign enemy when in reality we’re diving head first into the fiery pits of Hell itself this isn’t your average run-of-the-mill Mission Joe for once can you try not to catastrophize every we faced tough challenges before and we’ve always come out on top Yeah Joe this isn’t the time to let your nerves get the best of you we’ve got a job to do and we can’t afford to back down now hey I’m just saying what everyone’s thinking this mission is a whole different ball game we’re talking about taking on the freaking devil here yeah remember that time you tried to negotiate with Putin and ended up accidentally giving him Alaska hey those were tough negotiations and besides it’s not like you guys haven’t had your fair share of blunders blunders Donald NE I remind you of the time you accidentally declared war on Canada over a Twitter feud hey that was a misunderstanding and at least I didn’t accidentally nuke Greenland like someone I know okay okay let’s not dwell on the past we’ve got bigger things to worry about right now like you know the literal end of the world seeing that we are going to wage war against the devil itself well boys looks like we’ve officially arrived in hell yes I got to say it’s even hotter than Florida in August can we focus on the task at hand gentlemen we’re here to take down the devil not trade summer vacation stories oh come on Barack where’s your sense of adventure this is like being in a real life action movie except with way more Brimstone and less popcorn yeah because nothing says fun like dodging fireballs and fighting off demons with your bare hands I swear you two are like a couple of kids in a candy store can we please try to stay focused and stick to the plan easy for you to say Barack you’re not the one getting roasted Alive by demon Fireballs Hey Joe look on the bright side at least you’ll have a killer in when we get back to the White House oh yeah because nothing screams presidential like third degree burns and singed eyebrows you two are something else you know that here we are fighting for the fate of humanity and you’re cracking jokes like it’s a comedy show well what can I say laughter is the best medicine especially when you’re kneed deep in Demon guts yeah because nothing cures a battle induced headache like a good old dad joke from D hey let’s not forget who’s the real comedian here Joel remember that time you tried to impersonate a secret service agent and accidentally arrested the janitor Oh Come ra that was one time and he did have a suspicious looking mum classic sleepy Joe move but let’s focus on the task at hand gentlemen we’ve got a devil to defeat and a hell to destroy right right so any brilliant ideas on how we’re going to take down the devil because I’m all ears and not just because mine are still ringing from all the explosions well we could always challenge him to a game of golf I hear he’s got a mean swing hey I’ve got an idea what if we distract him with a dance off really Joe the dancea I thought we were here to defeat evil not audition for America’s Got Talent okay let’s try to come up with something a little more practical how about we use the element of surprise and hit him where it hurts yeah but destroying the place means we’ll be stuck here how do we plan on getting out don’t worry Donald according to the Intel we received destroying the Firestone will trigger a teleportation mechanism we’ll be back in the tunnel before you can say holy smokes okay okay but how do we find this Firestone it’s not like it’s marked on a map or anything any ideas Donald well from what I’ve gathered the fir stone is located at the center of this infernal Fortress we’ll just have to make our way there and smash it to bits sounds like a plan but let’s not forget this place is probably crawling with all sorts of demonic creatures we’ll need to stay sharp and work together if we want to pull this off oh You Can Count On Me bar I’ve been itching for a chance to show off my demon slaying skills let’s just focus on the task at hand Joe we’ve got a devil to defeat and a world to save time to make America proud again gentlemen you know this whole situation reminds me of that time I tried to fix the plumbing in the White House and ended up flooding the entire West Wing well at least we can say we’ve had some experience with catastrophic failures before let’s just hope this one ends with a little less water damage and a little more devil destruction agreed so are we all in agreement that destroying the Firestone is our best course of action absolutely it’s like they say if you want to make an omelet you’ve got to break a few demonic artifacts all right guys I’m going to take down that fir Stone Biden Trump I need you to cover for me while I make a run for it you got it Barack we’ll keep those demons off your back while you work your magic on that thing don’t worry Obama we’ll make sure nobody messes with you while you play firefighter thanks guys just try not to blow yourselves up while I’m gone hey no promises I might just decide to go out in a blaze of glory let’s stick to the plan Joe we need to keep our heads in the game if we want to get out of here in one piece well this is a new one for the history books presidents of the United States on a swim through through the underworld just when you think you’ve seen it all right hey at least we’ll have one heck of a story to tell back home oh yeah I can already picture the headlines residents take a dip in the depths of Hell better than being stuck in some stuffy old boardroom meeting right Joe you’re not wrong there Donald but I never imagined I’d be trading my suit for swim trunks in the fiery pits of Hell well at least we’re making history boys and who knows maybe we’ll even get a souvenir two to take back with us yeah maybe a devil’s Pitchfork or a fiery Halo to hang above the Oval Office I can already see the looks on the faces of the White House staff when we walk in with those we are all right enough joking around Gentlemen let’s keep our eyes peeled for that Firestone we’ve got a devil to dose and a hell to shake up Ed the hell is happening did it work bet your ass it did we are getting out of here now well I feel like I just took a dip in the river stes and lived to tell the tale not bad for a day’s work huh got that right Joe who knew our greatest Adventure would take us straight to the depths of hell and it’s moments like these that make you appreciate the absurdity of our jobs from negotiating treaties to battling demons just another day in the life of a president yeah I think we can add Hellraisers to our list of presidential titles has a nice ring to it don’t you think Hellraisers indeed maybe we should update our campaign slogans for the next election vote for us we’ll take on the Devil Himself I can already see the campaign posters now but let’s not get ahead of ourselves gentlemen we’ve still got plenty of work to do back in the real world welcome brainless idiots it’s about to be another long day probably a long evening but yeah I get your point we are here for our dying brother aren’t we I don’t make this about me we are all in this together not to sound too condescending but even our viewers know who struggles with cocaine addiction amongst the three of us so how is it about me if we are going to steal trees and not Colombian powder don’t be a dimwit trees Colombian white powder what’s the goddamn difference and yes you can call it weed I promise YouTube isn’t this clueless to flag this video because of that but what about the kids who sneak their phones under their duads to binge watch us in the middle of the night well maybe it’s time we make it clear that this channel is rated Parental Guidance we cannot look out for our oldie Joe Biden and still be worried about people’s children we always need to take a side and when the hell do you start caring about kids you godforsaken pervert wait you suddenly want to turn a new Leaf because your partner in crime did he got busted haaha I swear I have seen this script time and time again maybe we should tune that direction of conversation down a bit and focus on what the mission for today is exactly I’m pretty sure we know these mafian are equally up to no good beyond their possibility of outnumbering us they also won’t want to give up their most prized possession easily especially in its Rost unrefined form like that why is no one talking about how exciting our missions are whenever I leave the squad not to self-destruct but I honestly think Grumpy trumpy episodes are better also you seem to be a bit more aggressive these days when you lead it’s cringey to be honest I’m shocked Michelle hasn’t mentioned this to you yet well maybe you should shove your opinions down your ass and [ __ ] yourself over with it Bari a simple honest compliment won’t hurt I promise dot dot dot watch your head that [ __ ] just fired in this direction somehow that’s the first Blood we needed to show them why we are called the presidents of the United States I never knew we needed a go-ahead blood before carrying out our mission anyway let’s not forget the plan and ultimate goal we need to uproot as many trees as possible baraki you can get that sorted since you are leading the team this time can you just shut the hell up and stop being an emergency team leader or project manager or what exactly am I supposed to call you maybe old slurpie slimy Slow Joe Biden or something around that axis that is lame as [ __ ] for someone who claims to be smart I promise if if we lose I’m going to go below the belt with you it’s either we focus our attention here now or we get hit I imagine myself dying in many ways and losing my life on the way to stealing weed is not a part of the plan having to deal with you guys almost every day was never a part of my plan never to be honest I thought these guys would be a tad more resilient than this taking them down hasn’t been half as hard as I thought it would be at all I was expecting more than these numbers I’m not going to lie it looks like a hot knife passing through bread so far not to be nostalgic but this episode reminds me of our last time on watering aming amazing moments you took that right out of my mouth we should visit the beach one of these days well we can only visit the beach whenever and with whoever after we are done with this Mission if we don’t come out alive well maybe our watch’s president has ended then I’m not sure I understand where this negativity is coming from Obama Rama do you think these lfers who couldn’t even afford to buy proper ammunition would take us out no of course they can’t in fact we have indeed faced better opposition but my point is you two Blockheads should get your dicks out of each other’s mouths and focus on the task we are here for today it’s not that hard isn’t it well obam Rama how about you two focus on getting those trees already and let us get the hell out of here before the cops catch up with us the cops how is that even possible well it is possible in several ways and I can say two right off the top of my head right now don’t tell me you are surprised you aren’t right what the f are you talking about bro you are the president for goodness sake don’t let anyone else know you are this dimwitted ha well everyone on YouTube now knows two things are most likely here it’s either the cops are in the same ship as these guys or they have gotten the smoke that we are taking people down here again any of these two have the highest possibility save me that stress fat ass with a small brain stop sounding as if that was some sophisticated report I’m only wondering how this is possible but managed to escape my table in the White House well probably because it already passed through the table of those who actually mattered it seems this man right here has forgotten her is forgetting he is at best described as a figurehead well what do I know maybe not a lot but first I know Michelle loves me so much and I love her too secondly I know our business right here seems to be done and we can now get the hell out well I warned already we may be dancing to the tunes of a troop of policemen on water but let’s see how it goes ha I was going to mention I’m not sure how it skipped my mind what maybe dementia is striking again when was the last time you took your meds Biden maybe you shut your foul smelling uncircumcised mouth and let me get through with my statement someone is undoubtedly in his emotions already it must be tough being a Biden right now how else do you tell the world you are a robot without saying you are one but honestly I think this should be a happy moment for you right now I mean think about it beyond the surface we have just helped you restock your supplies we should be your best Pals right now and not the other way around stop thinking with your almost disappearing ass old man and use your brain who the [ __ ] are these guys wait are we being ambushed oh goodness don’t stop firing guys well this is what you get when you don’t do your homework properly before setting out for a mission stop making this about me and let me figure a solution in my head how’s this happening I mean I mapped out this entire landscape to understand where these Mafia always stationed themselves before I gave the green light to embark on this task why is helping a buddy and fellow president suddenly becoming a bad thing to do look at their boat labels guys I hate to admit it but these are the cops Humpty Dumpty Dumpty Donald Trump talked about earlier well you are right Biden turns out my prophecy didn’t even take too long to come to pass and hey it seems Amnesia is setting in for you again Biden haahaha isn’t that too much for one person because explain to me like I am five why you were back to calling me Humpty Dumpty I hate it that name makes me cringe and we talked about it before now and you agreed to stop calling me that well maybe because you are actually one and no you are not five not even your most recent grandchild is so you’re loss I won’t be explaining anything to you that way will you two stop fooling around and focus on taking all of these guys down the night is fast approaching and we honestly stand no chance against these guys once we lose daylight they understand this terrain more than we do and would hurt us more than we can imagine you know what obam Rama maybe you first focus on getting your aim game right because you cannot keep firing blanks and think that’s the best way to get us all out of here to be honest I haven’t gotten a hang of this missile yet but seon it is not that bad is it I’ve gotten a few of their boats down already and to be a devil’s advocate the heavy Tides haven’t been helpful too I mean it has been obscuring our sights since we began this shootout when you are done playing around you will return home so Daddy can teach you how to get things done the right way now that sounds very sexual how did you come up with that in a couple of seconds nothing is impossible for a brain that works just perfectly that’s why the people of the United States always refer to me as the best president they have ever had over the last few decades and you will see a testament to that in a few months when I win the next elections maybe you win the elections first before you start beating your chest well Victory is certain unless people like you pull a brace stunt with me but I promise I won’t be an easy Meek this time too though you cannot fool me twice steal my votes and maybe I retaliate by stealing your life let’s all be Thieves together I mean we are currently stealing too haha and somehow this Mission seems to be almost successful too in the grand scheme of things we make the best team don’t we Biden you have some young blooded baddies get down with on this island because I’m struggling to understand why it took you forever to get on this boat with us unlike you two I’m trying to scan ahead to be sure the coast is truly clear we cannot fall into the same Ambush twice it doesn’t make sense an old man with a ruined sight is trying to scan a head swear with your left rotting butt cheeks that you can actually see beyond your nose and just before we are done exposing his lies we found yet another evidence I thought you said you were scanning ahead old Joe how did you not see this police boat close by this is ridiculous well maybe it just got here I mean that’s a possibility too right or maybe you are genuinely blind and truly cannot see beyond your nose one of our three speculations is right and I am pretty sure it is not yours because there is far beyond just one boat out here at this moment bullets are coming right at us from almost every angle guys seems we have gladly walked into yet another Ambush it’s now left to us to figure it out spontaneously again I’d rather not talk about this catastrophe we have found ourselves in just because our friend right here is almost going nuts and needed some fresh weed I mean it’s Preposterous to think about keep firing guys shut the hell up or I’ll toss you over to them and that won’t really be much of a loss to be honest Biden is nearing his grave already so basically we are helping him find the much needed rest should I toss him already no the two of you are sounding like high school bullies or is this a planed targeted attack do I know where this is coming from but honestly I think we need to ask the right questions it’s understandable that we acted promptly before thinking about this beyond the surface but it isn’t too late now or is it what are you talking about Young Old Man this is not the time to beat around the bush these cops aren’t relenting anytime soon Biden you do not have anyone to call to our rescue do something you figurehead dumbass clueless [ __ ] disguising his president maybe you should calm your nerves and stop screaming at top your lungs like a brainless chicken this fire isn’t even half as much as what we have faced in the past Joe stupid Biden talking about the past as though he has the ability to think beyond the last minute dementia stricken idiot parading himself as an intellectual would be the highest fooling for the year and really we are only just in March that’s an incredible record if you ask me well you two should calm your nerves I have this boat under control and and we will soon be safe and away from the waters you have been doing a great firing job so far though I must admit shut up the motivational speech and get us away from here in no time well that brings me back to my analogy how come neither of us you and I Donald never asked Biden why he needed weed so badly I mean it is different from Colombian powder are we really going back to that at this time we just need to be in the know you know no bad blood I promise moreover I might have contacts where I can get even more supplies don’t underestimate me Old Joe I swear Obama Rama doesn’t have any suppliers for TR Biden I hope you aren’t too daff to fall for this Elementary game our young boy here simply wants you to spill the beans for everyone on YouTube Obama Rama maybe it’s time for you to grow some balls and ask directly stop going through corners haahaha you two are unbelievable speaking of boat were we driving or paddling I’ve always had problems with that since high school I think it is paddling though driving it is driving you dumb moronic elderly you drive a boat and paddle a canoe now Bari that is how to play on someone’s intelligence Biden I’m sorry but maybe you just need to be smart next time ha now this one is epic some teacher to student moment right there oh here we go again it’s been almost 100 years Donald when would you ever heal let’s take the car it’s obviously far better than a bike that may crumble only with the weight of Donald deal with me leaving you behind and [ __ ] you for shutting me up Biden also [ __ ] you for changing the conversation too that’s not a bad idea I think seems like the perfect option for me get the [ __ ] away from that bike old man and back to you Bari no healing will only come when the world finally admits that Joe Biden became the president of the United States of America via the most corrupt election in the entire it’s not too hard to understand right ha premium jokes premium bans I will never get enough of you two you know what with that guys we are done you are done Obama and I are I am in case you haven’t gotten the memo yet well here you go I’m sorry but you are alone in this one [ __ ] it now that is the best way to sign off ha subscribe guys fellas it’s a beautiful day in Washington DC let’s hope it stays that way and we don’t have to deal with any unexpected chaos that would demand our immediate detention indeed Donald it’s rare to have a moment of Tranquility in this line of work so let’s appreciate it while we can agreed but let’s not jinx it all right we’ve had our fair share of unexpected turns and I’d rather not tempt fate wi words Joe we’ve seen how quickly things can spiral out of control but hey let’s stay optimistic maybe today will be the exception a peaceful day from start to finish I’m all for that Donald but just in case we should keep our phones on hand and stay alert you never know when Duty might come calling all right let’s keep our eyes sharp while we enjoy this moment of Tranquility absolutely Barack as much as I’d love a day off we can’t afford to let our guard down so here’s the hoping for the best while preparing for the worst that was unexpected where are we did we just enter the Twilight Zone or something this well wherever we are it’s clear that things have taken a turn for the bizarre but knowing our luck this is probably just another day in the life of the president but why are the streets so chaotic and what was that blinding light maybe we stumbled upon some kind of alternate Dimension you know like in those Sci-Fi movies oh f fantastic just what we needed a detour into the unknown but hey at least it spices up our usual routine right leave it to us to find ourselves in the middle of a reality bending mystery remind me again why we signed up for this gig because where’s the fun in being ordinary besides it’s not every day you get to navigate through the unknown with two former presidents by your side that’s one way to look at it Joe but let’s not get too comfortable who knows what other surprises await Us in this unconventional Washington well Trump looks like your premonition about chaos wasn’t too far off the mark see I told you guys never let your guard down especially in this line of work anything can happen at any moment oh that Collision gave me a headache but seriously where are we this doesn’t look like any part of Washington I’ve ever seen it’s like we’ve stepped into some kind of alternate Dimension or something maybe we stumbled upon a secret government experiment gone wrong or maybe we just happen to cross paths with some interdimensional Travelers wouldn’t that be a plot twist well whatever the case may be we’ve got to figure out how to get back to our own Dimension can’t have the president of the United States wandering around in some other worldly realm yeah but how do we even begin to do that we don’t even know what caused this in the first Place hold up that guy approaching us looks off wait is he limping oh no he’s a zombie take him out how did this infection spread so quickly infected like infected infected are you saying we’re dealing with a zombie apocalypse here well looks like it but how did this happen did someone mess up an experiment in a lab or something or is this some kind of biological warfare it’s hard to say at this point but we need to focus on containing the situation before it gets out of hand we can’t let this virus spread any further agreed we need to organize a task force secure the affected areas and figure out a way to stop the spread and what about these zombies how do we deal with them do we just start shooting that might be a last resort but let’s try to find a more Humane solution first maybe we can find a cure or way to neutralize the virus yeah let’s not jump straight to shooting we don’t want to cause unnecessary Panic or harm innocent people in the process we should also focus on finding a cure for those already infected we can’t just leave them to turn into mindless zombies absolutely we need to prioritize saving lives we can’t abandon our duty to protect the people even in the face of a zombie apocalypse but containment alone won’t solve the problem we need to address the root cause and find a long-term solution I agree with Barack we can’t just ignore the infected and hope the problem goes away we have a moral obligation to help them look I’m not saying we ignore them completely but we need to prioritize stopping the spread of the virus before we can focus on finding a cure Fair Point Donald containment is crucial but we can’t lose sight of our ultimate goal saving lives and finding a way to return things to normal I propose we work on both simultaneously we can allocate resources to contain the virus while also dedicating efforts to research and develop a cure all right folks we need to face the harsh reality here we can’t afford to be soft-hearted in this situation we need to put down the infected before they pose a threat to others but Donald these are still people we’re talking about we can’t just shoot them down like animals Joe’s right Donald we have to find a humane way to handle this maybe we can find a way to contain them without resorting to violence look I get it but we don’t have time for sentimentality right now our priority is ensuring the safety of the uninfected population if if that means taking out the infected then so be it all right but we need to be strategic about it we can’t just go around shooting everyone we see we need a plan agreed we’ll need to coordinate with law enforcement and military personnel to ensure a controlled and efficient operation all right but how do we prevent getting infected ourselves we need to be careful out there Joe I never thought I’d say this but you need to stay awake for once the most common means of transmission is through fluid exchange if those zombies biting your year done for well that’s just great I’ll be sure to keep my distance from any zombie teeth all right let’s get moving we’ve got a lot of work to do if we’re going to survive this zombie apocalypse all right Joe do we have anything in the budget to handle a zombie apocalypse we need to know how much cash we’re working with if we want to expedite this cure well Don I hate to break it to you but our country’s finances aren’t exactly in the best shape right now we’re kind of broke broke how can we be broke we’re the United States of America for crying out loud it’s true Donald the economy has taken a hit lately we’ve got a lot of debts to pay off and a zombie outbreak isn’t going to help matters plus we’ve been spending so much on other stuff like infrastructure health and education we just don’t have the funds to throw at a zombie cure right now this is unbelievable we’re facing a zombie apocalypse and we can’t even afford to fight it what kind of country are we running here hey don’t blame me Don I didn’t exactly create this mess I’m just trying to clean it up all right let’s not point fingers here we need to focus on finding a solution to this zombie problem regardless of our financial situation fine but we need to figure out a way to get some funding for this cure maybe we can start a fundraiser or something who wouldn’t want to donate to the cause of saving Humanity from flesh eating zombies yeah because that’s exactly what people want to spend their hard-earned money on Zombie cures hey stranger things have happened Joe let’s not rule anything out just yet we’ll find a way to get the funding we need one way or another all right let’s get to work we’ve got zombies to kill and a cure to find and if we have to beg borrow or steal to make it happen then so be it you know what guys I’ve been thinking this whole zombie outbreak it’s not just some random virus it’s political it’s a power struggle among the First World countries political how do you figure Don think about it Joe who stands to benefit the most from chaos and destruction in America it could be one of our enemies trying to weaken us from within that’s quite a theory Donald but do you have any evidence to support it well let’s see who’s been trying to one up us on the global stage lately who’s been challenging our dominance as the world superpower China what Bingo Joe China they’ve been trying to outdo us and everything from trade to technology maybe this zombie virus is their way of getting back at us that’s a bold claim Donald accusing another country of biot terrorism without any proof is a serious allegation hey I’m just Connecting the Dots here Barack and the dots lead straight to Beijing but wouldn’t China be shooting themselves in the foot by releasing a virus that could potentially Wipe Out the entire world not if they think they can control it Joe maybe they thought they could contain the outbreak and use it as leverage against us but clearly things got out of hand well regardless of who’s behind this our priority right now should be stopping the spread of the virus and finding a cure agreed Barack but mark my words we’ll get to the bottom of this and when we do China is going to regret messing with the United States of America all right let’s focus on the task at hand gentlemen we’ve got zombies to kill and a country to save you’re right Donald we need to to prioritize our own safety if we get bitten and infected we won’t live long enough to make whoever is responsible pay for this mess so what’s the plan guys should we start avoiding the infected ones altogether no way Joe we can’t take any chances we need to eliminate the threat before it eliminates us if they’re infected they’re a danger to everyone around them but shouldn’t we at least try to find a cure first killing them seems a bit extreme extreme times call for Extreme Measures Barack besides we don’t have time to play scientists right now we need to act fast to contain the outbreak but what if there’s a chance we could save them what if there’s a cure out there somewhere look Joe I’m all for being optimistic but we can’t afford to be naive we need to focus on Survival plain and simple all right so let’s find a shelter where we can regroup and come up with a game plan we need to stay one step ahead of these zombies if we want to make it out of this a lot agreed but can we at least try to avoid unnecessary Bloodshed these people were our fellow citizens once after all fine we’ll try to be diplomatic about it but if push comes to shove we won’t hesitate to defend ourselves now let’s find that shelter before it’s too late the entire street is deserted how long has this virus been spreading who do you think is behind all this well it could be one of our enemies trying to weaken us from within or it could be a group of disgruntled scientists who decided to take matters into their own hands that’s a pretty wild Theory Donald hey anything’s possible in times like these Joe we need to consider every possibility if we want to get to the bottom of this I just can’t believe something like this could happen in our country it feels like we’re living in a horror movie tell me about it Barack it’s like we’re starring in Night of the Living dead presidential Edition well if this is a movie I hope we’re the heroes who save the day and the end heroes or not we need to focus on finding a safe place to regroup and come up with a plan we can’t afford to let our guard down for a second agreed let’s keep moving and stay vigilant we’ll get through this together no matter what all right team let’s show these zombies whose boss onward to safety and victory you heard the man L [ __ ] go fellas and remember no one messes with the brothers of Doom China what would China gain from releasing a zombie virus in our country who knows Joe maybe they’re still sore about those trade deals we negotiated or maybe they’re just tired of us winning all the time oh come on guys you really think China would resort to something like this well they did shut down our Consulate in changdu last year maybe this is their way of getting back at us I highly doubt that Donald this virus is a global threat I don’t think any country would intentionally unleash something like this on the world yeah I agree with Barack let’s not jump to conclusions here we need to focus on finding a solution to this crisis not pointing fingers at each other fine fine but mark my words there’s more to this than meets the eye and when we find out who’s behind it they’re going to pay big time let’s not get ahead of ourselves Donald right now our priority should be protecting the American people and finding a cure for this virus exactly we need to work together on this not waste time arguing about who’s to blame now let’s get moving before those zombies catch up to us agreed and if we happen to run into any Chinese officials along the way maybe we can ask them nicely if they know anything about this whole zombie situation oh sure Donald I’m sure that’ll go over real well just leave the diplomacy to me okay hey I’m just trying to help Joe but if you think you’ve got it covered be my guest I agree Joe we you need to act fast before this situation spirals out of control but eradicating the infected that’s a bit extreme don’t you think extreme times call for Extreme Measures Joe we can’t afford to take any chances with this virus besides it’s better to eliminate the threat now than risk more people getting infected I understand where you’re coming from Donald but we can’t just go around killing innocent people we need to find a more Humane approach to contain the spread of the virus barack’s right we need to focus on isolating the infected and providing them with proper medical care that way we can prevent the virus from spreading further while also treating those who are already infected and what if we can’t find a cure in time Joe what then are we just supposed to sit back and watch as the entire country gets overrun by zombies we won’t let it come to that Donald we’ll do everything in our power to find a cure and contain the virus but we can’t lose sight of our Humanity in the process exactly we’re not just leaders we’re human beings we need to show compassion and empathy towards those who are suffering even if they’re infected with a deadly virus fine fine but mark my words if this situation gets any worse we’re going to need to take decisive action and I won’t hesitate to do what’s necessary to protect the American people let’s hope it doesn’t come to that Donald for now let’s focus on finding a cure and containing the spread of the virus we can do this if we work together hey I never said I was against taking action when necessary Donald sometimes you got to do what you got to do to protect yourself and others come on guys let’s stay focused here we’ve got a zombie horde on our hands and we need to work together to take them down you’re right Barack sorry for getting trigger happy there just got caught up in the moment you know no harm done Joe we’re all feeling the pressure of the situation but but let’s not forget why we’re here to save our country from this zombie apocalypse speaking of which how’s everyone holding up back home are they prepared for what’s coming well I’ve been keeping tabs on things and it seems like the situation is getting pretty dire out there but I have faith in our people they’re tough resilient just like us that’s the spirit Donald but we can’t rely solely on the strength of our people we need to provide them with the resources and support they need to survive this crisis absolutely Barack and that starts with us leading by example we need to show the American people that we’re not afraid to roll up our sleeves and get our hands dirty when the going gets tough agreed Joe but let’s not forget to have a little fun along the way e after all laughter is the best medicine even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse you know guys I’ve always wanted to be an action hero looks like I finally got my chance well Joe you’re certainly proving yourself to be quite the Zombie Slayer maybe we should start calling you shotgun Joe from now on I have to admit Joe you do seem to have a knack for this whole zombie killing thing remind me not to get on your bad side thanks Barack but let’s not get ahead of ourselves here we’ve still got a long way to go before we can declare victory over these Undead fiends speaking of which I think we might want to consider finding a more secure location to hold up for the night I don’t fancy the idea of being caught out in the open when those things come out to play agreed Donald we need to find somewhere defensible where we can rest and regroup before we make our next move any ideas Joe well I heard there’s an abandoned post office not too far from here it might not be the most comfortable place to spend the night but it’s certainly better than being out in the open sounds like a plan Joe lead the way and let’s hope we don’t run into any more surprises along the way you got it Donald just stick close and watch out for any straight zombies I wouldn’t want anything to happen to my fellow brothers in arms you know Donald I’ve been thinking maybe we should try a more stealthy approach sneak past the zombies like ninjas in the night stealthy that’s not really my style Joe I prefer the direct approach guns blazing zombies falling simple and effective I have to agree with Joe on this one Donald a stealthy approach might give us the element of surprise and help us avoid unnecessary confrontations all right enough joking around Gentlemen let’s focus on the task at hand and get to that shelter in one piece we can save the ghost stories for another time agreed Barack let’s move out and remember silence is golden we don’t want to wake up the whole neighborhood with our zombie killing Antics got it Donald but if I see any zombies lurking in the shadows you better believe I’ll be the first one to take them out stealthy style all right let’s do this stealth mode engaged let’s see if we can’t give those zombies a run for their money all right Joe it’s up to you to contact the White House let’s see what’s happening back there while we navigate this zombie infested Wasteland you got it Donald just let me find my phone in the midst of all this chaos ah here it is now let’s see if I can get a signal while you do that I’ll keep an eye out for any more of those Undead Critters speaking up on us we don’t want to get caught off guard while we’re waiting for that phone call all right the phone’s ringing come on pick up pick up pick up I hope they answer soon the suspense is killing me and not in the good way hello yes this is Vice President Biden can I speak to president Harris please what do you mean she’s out dealing with the zombie apocalypse too looks like we’re not the only ones dealing with this mess seems like it’s a nationwide crisis welcome guys to another exhilarating episode of president’s plane GTX okay exed what trumpy that definitely doesn’t fit you let’s make do with the little grammar we are used to you saying I bet you do not want to continue the beef from the last video cut me some slack Donald can you explain why and how you suddenly became a weightlifter what are you talking about Joe Biden I always work out every morning stop projecting your inadequacies on me now it kind of all makes sense now or doesn’t it I mean if working out can still make you this old and big I wonder what being careless about your health would have looked like you don’t need to worry any further obam Rama the answer is right with us in this car you you old fat big for nothing idiot I will take that as a compliment you diminishing [ __ ] okay okay enough of the name calling where are we heading today what’s the purpose of today’s video and trumpy why are you driving like an abandoned infant who is furious for not enjoying parental care in childhood are you asking questions or also continuing with the name calling pick aide answer the goddamn questions grumpy trumpy Dumpty dummy when you two are calm you both will explain why you have just unnecessarily mean to each other since we began this episode anyway again I’m surprised you were asking these questions because I have asked this dummy beside me to brief you since after our last video well what do I expect from an office attendant disguised as the president I will accept everything but disrespect for my office the last few months left before my reelection matters the most to me your office has always been disrespected anyway but no worries we understand the drift back to you Donald as you see we are right at the ocean this tells us that it is an incredibly f fun time baby o fun yes but babbi o n that sounds gay as [ __ ] don’t do that beside me trust me if there’s anyone consuming ice cream from his butthole then that’s the person battling with dementia amongst us you know that by now don’t you allegations delegations I’d rather I kept quiet and watch you make a fool of yourself so what’s the fun about swim in an endless ocean or wait are we going on another boat cruise Yi nah far from that today is even more fun babby y we stop calling me that you wouldn’t police me on what to say and what not to anyway today is for ramp jump guys ramp jump wow I never imagined doing that at this age but sure it does sound like fun let’s get to you got me thinking you were against this kind of fun in the first half of your statement but somehow you managed to disappoint me too why do we have to do such a risky life-threatening game again stop projecting your inadequacies on us Biden we are still agile as though we are in our yous I’m going first anyway watch me clinch the highest distance baby OA who is that for this time not me definitely not me either ha hi I love seeing both of you agitated that explains why you fell into the water while jumping a 2 meter distance from the boat to the ramp that says a lot about a supposed weightlifter and gym instructor hahahaha you’re lost old idiot that doesn’t matter at this point my focus is now on whopping your asses and shoving your defeat down your throats until you choke oh it’s not an exactly bad distance it’s the first round so yeah better rounds to come if that is all you have to show us then I’m scared my 15-year-old grandson will dust your ass in this contest 15-year-old grandson well that is why I left him behind to bury his Granny’s face in mud I will watch him come here to fight for you I guess everything is fair in Love and War because explain why you do not have boundaries when Banting you had every other option but chose to attack a poor innocent boy who is probably in class as we speak to be honest I hate to take sides with this carton head but you Obama are in the wrong this time you do not ignite the matches and cry foul when your house catches fire you say set the poor boy up to be dragged maybe your confused robot here begins to take responsibility for his actions in the same way he tried to avoid conversations surrounding his actions in the Middle East history hasn’t been kind to you man you should be spending your final days on Earth correcting that see who is projecting their worries now I didn’t get accused of grabbing women by their [ __ ] anyway neither am I the one crying across media rounds of being cheated on during the elections I didn’t lose to a supposed dementia stricken opponent either okay that was below the belt double barrels you sound so excited that Donald is finally getting insulted forgetting you or also confirming you actually struggle with dementia I’ve never seen a double fold [ __ ] like you it’s sad to see what old age is doing to you Biden okay guys I think I’ve got a broken nose it’s worth it anyway how the [ __ ] can you talk underwater are you sure you aren’t truly a programmed robot I began swimming when I was a kid Biden water isn’t a stranger to me in Huawei wait a second Obama Rama what exactly is your story did you come from wealth or do you actually have a poor background these multiple versions do not do any good learning how to to swim is a basic activity everyone has to teach their child it doesn’t depict whether one comes from wealth or otherwise stop this public show of stupidity that sounded like an AI generated response by the way Biden good luck your good wish doesn’t do jack [ __ ] stop acting like a bipolar respect to everyone struggling with bipolar syndrome out there I promise old Joe here doesn’t mean to insult anyone Biden you may need to watch your statements now or you will be risking having us completely canceled and maybe YouTube sending us packing are we back to the days of walking on eggshells someone wake me up at his 2024 for goodness sake Obama Rama thank you for the disclaimer it’s nice to know someone at least still has your back apart from your wife away from that I love how we have gradually talked Biden out of his fears for the ramp old Joe I am interested in your last statement you mean you believe your wife has your back every day your cluelessness renews its subscription and you have just confirmed this you mean like some software is a Service Tool laughs hard wait are we sure Biden hasn’t drowned he is a first- timer and beyond that he is not saying anything your answer is right on your nose he cannot talk underwater don’t be vable [ __ ] how did I forget guys it seems I lost Consciousness while on air how the [ __ ] do those guys who play this as a sport do it daily well first they do not jump daily even during training secondly that is why they are professionals we are Only Lovers of the game trying to replicate second round guys I’m still leading the scoreboard anyway Trump EA how can I help you obam Rama you won the first round which doesn’t imply anything there are two more rounds to crush so hold your breath you weren’t thinking in this direction earlier when you wanted to bring down the roof with your empty Pride as though you have earned the bragging right somewhere you should keep that same energy stop the hate Biden I promise you it is forced you should focus on getting a better distance and not get lost under the waters in the next round anyway guys it’s time to make history why do we have a separate type of bike I’m definitely not using that I chose that purposely I feel it would ensure a better balance in the air remember your laws of equilibrium in physics now that is what we are talking about call me the distance King babies or maybe the king of presidents in every game we play now let me sit back and watch you beat that distance maybe you get your head out of the water first so you do not make breaking news as the first United States president to die underwater while playing some kidy death threatening game not everyone is a coward like you Biden do you think Obama is a better swimmer you definitely haven’t seen shark Donald perform acrobatics on water shark what haahaha how do you come up with these names trumpy maybe that is the benefit of being intellectually sound if there’s anyone using that line it should be baraki and not you trumpy we know how you struggled with academics in high school the big bully no one wanted to associate with I promise you I’ve probably read a fictional story generated by an AI tool I’m not shocked you consume that type of content Hook Line and Sinker I didn’t expect better anyway Donald watch me beat your distance in your wildest dreams baby don’t call me that you fat fool I will try baby I promise I will you guys are unbelievable okay Bari is performing some magic right now holy this guy is indeed a programmed robot no way he is beating that I thought I was was clear you say what trumpy seon come suck my ass and worship at my feet let me teach you the tricks of ramp jumping to be honest that was some Godfather likee move I hold my beer and watch me Dazzle you moment Donald anything else to say shut the hell up and get on your bike to embarrass your ancestors I’m not the reason for your Misfortune I am a first timer with zero expectations you brought this upon yourself poor kid haaha I feel I have just outdone myself that was indeed unbelievable now I am gassed to even do more in the next round you do not need this humility and surprise you have won the second round again take the crown and shut the hell up there is still a third round to battle for [ __ ] you grumpy Trump for writing me off you wrote yourself off cocaine addict I am a firsttimer with zero expectations if you have none why should we create one for you to my best knowledge you are just a bystander hoping to get lucky in the game the battle is between me and baraki well at this point I do not think there is any battle it is now a teacher student relationship I’ve schooled you in the last two rounds what’s your hope of turning it all around in the final lap wake from your delusion boy the game is over hooo Obama going far below the belt again that statement is newsworthy I can hear our viewers howling in the comments right now it’s sad to see trumpy helpless and short of words short of words oh goodness how much more can a granny be dumb have you taken your meds you ask this question in almost every episode you should be tired of it by now maybe if he had focused on his jump he wouldn’t be crashing the poor bike I spent thousands of dollars to provide these bikes for this episode you idiot yeah I’m fine no worries I just lost track again I guess the air is really different from what I thought it would be imagine what an open head airplane would look like that is some horrific thing to think about laughs only over bloated bullies like Donald Trump May survive that condition probably talking of being over bloated man was too heavy to carry himself Wonder less he continues to fall into the ocean anytime he tries jumping onto the ramp shut up you slimy stinking trap you do not have any right to get at me not after the two shame shows you put up in the last two rounds what about me do you have the same to say to me okay boys let’s get this I promise you you both particularly Bari won’t hear the last of it maybe you should exceed my previous score and then we can have a conversation what do you think hey he hey hey Trump I think it’s time to accept you have failed colossally there is no coming back from this one honestly give the crown to obam Ram already I admit defeat you have also failed baraki is there any need to continue with this round haha actually we need to complete the game it’s just the basic rules otherwise might be ruled inconclusive this game has been rigged the bikes I have been using haven’t been giving me the flight power I needed I saw these excuses coming Donald would never want to accept responsibilities but I have a conspiracy theory anyway what about we say that it’s your body mass that’s preventing the bikes from reaching maximum flight power it’s a possibility think about it I never believed Biden could be this Petty but you have a point though I mean we cannot say plus I strongly believe nothing is wrong with these bikes I mean trumpy you got them yourself didn’t you so yes you have no case I see why you are struggling to control the one with you yeah speaks volumes about someone who just said I have no case accept your defeat Fathead there is no shame in defeat it only tells you where you need to improve and step up your game Are you seriously preaching that to someone who has failed to move on from an election four years ago I’m shocked you could expect that much from him well guys dot dot dot dott I just beat my previous distance again okay now I accept I am an absolute badass at this I’ve hacked the lore of this game Beyond reasonable out now I am gassed to beat my previous distance too and put trumpy at the last spot that he deserves Biden did you make a poll where did Trump get his data from I am less bothered about that now I just want to get done with this whoop trumpy ass and return home to my wife for a fresh home cook meal we’ve spent so much outside already we all have wives who know how to cook shut the up and stop rubbing your wife’s amateur cooking skills on our faces I have a lot of things to rub on your face Donald but let’s begin with your tragic loss today what can you say about that Biden unbelievable you dunked on Trump’s distance too I was sure I would do that I just need to get my Air Balance right and I am good to go already y who would be handing you the price with a badge of honor Donald Trump today must be a really bad one for Donald my thoughts are with him to be honest [ __ ] you and I’m out of here subscribe guys seen this script before all right guys today’s agenda is a little different we’re going on a heist when I stopped eating ice cream in the Senate chambers exactly what I’m talking about we’re about to pull off the heist of the century though I got to say I’m a fan of this purple Vibe we’ve got going on we’ve got our approach and our Target now what’s left on our to-do list Donald you better step on it man I didn’t sign up for jail time brother this isn’t part of the retirement plan Joe relax the last thing we need is to draw more attention Trump’s got this right Donald that mothering thing got to be in this room hello Lester the package is secure we’re in route to the lair with the hard drive 4 million who that’s a whole lot of ice cream cones when did you turn into USA and Bol Donald I didn’t know you had it in your buddy all right let’s show these folks how it’s done time to kick off this goddamn Heist you fellas ready ready as I’ll ever be Let’s Make History again good to go let’s get in get out and get ice cream weight I mean get the painting surprise gentlemen this is not a drill this is the heist of the century and you’re all invited to witness it or not gather around each if can have a bullet it’s the least I can give you hear me out I’m just here to borrow a few paintings but don’t wait up I’m not great at returning things so where are these masterpieces stashed in this maze the vault’s in the basement that’s where our art gallery awaits that’s our final stop on this Grand Tour when we hit the Vault I’m flying solo no offense boys but we can’t afford any slip ups and sleepy Joe let’s face it you have a talent for Creative distraction hey my creative distractions have saved more than just vases from breaking but fine you handle the Mona leases I’ll keep the guards autograph books full oh I’m sure they’ll be worth millions one day Joe especially with your signature on them could be more valuable than the paintings themselves let’s just make sure the only autographs we’re leaving are on the withdrawal slips from our bank account after this all right this is it on the other side of this door our date with Destiny or at least a few million dollars worth of it Destiny sounds like a lovely lady hope she’s ready for some presidential charm this hard disk is a miracle worker seriously without it we’d be as lost as a vegan in a steakhouse all hail to Lester the unsung hero of this Escapade let’s not forget to give credit where credit’s due he is the one that helped us getting the devices I had no idea we were walking into such a crowded party I mean look at all these Tom Dick and Harry’s I love parties yay Tom Dick and who it’s an expression Barack you know the bodyguards they’re swarming like bees to Honey seems like they’re almost excited to see us well they’re in for one hell of a surprise party and guess what we’re bringing the fireworks as long as those fireworks don’t include actual explosives I left my bomb squad suit at the cleaners I’m just hoping they’ve got some good cake at this party you know after we’ve bagged the paintings and all trust me we’ll have our cake and eat it too and it’ll taste like 4 million bucks haahaha let’s just make sure it’s not a $4 million mud pie Donald eyes on the prize I’ll toast that to the ultimate prize and no mud pies after I clear this room I’m heading into the Vault for the paintings you two keep your eyes peeled out here we’ll stay in touch through the ear pieces but why can’t we come with you I wanted to see the Vault too oh come on Joe you’re not a kid on a field trip haven’t you seen a vault before besides we’ve got pictures you can have a look at the pictures bro all right all right fine I’ll play look out just don’t get too cozy in there without us good luck in there watch out for any surprises no lasers or booby traps hopefully are stupid traps that will immobilize you I’m not expecting a spy movie Set inside Bara just a big old vault door that needs a little persuasion of which I got the right tools for this job and hurry up would you I’ve got a feeling the cops might be making an entrance of their own pretty soon no wonder I ask for Lookouts keep your suits on I’m working as fast as I can here and please don’t tell me to hurry up this is my mission am the one to give orders here this is my mission aim the one to give orders here and please no more hurry UPS this is my show my rules yo don’t talk to us like we’re your apprentices on some reality show we could just walk out and leave you to play Heist Hero by yourself and for the record I had plans tonight this stupid Heist wasn’t my first pick for a Friday evening oh please go then I’d like to see you try to find anything better than a $4 million Payday on your calendar tonight you think I can’t handle this solo watch me guys guys let’s not lose our heads here Obama think about it $4 million that’s a lot of zeros a lot of ice cream buddy let’s give Trump a minute he’s got this I think let him do his thing thank you Joe at least someone here recognizes genius at work you’d think after running a country a simple Heist would be a piece of cake damn this door is thicker than the plot of a daytime soap melting it’s taking a century maybe you should serenate it Donald I hear love songs speed up the melting process if I start singing Joe that’ll be the real Heist stealing a moment of peace from you to just think of it as warming up for the victory speech Donald melting doors today melting Hearts tomorrow am aing genius genius let’s not stretch it Donald but fine we’ll wait but for the record I was going to binge watch my favorite show tonight now I’m stuck here watching Trump’s greatest Heist not quite the entertainment I had in mind come on Barack it’s like live theater and you’ve got front row seats plus who knows maybe we’ll get a spin-off series oh a spin-off Joe how about The Apprentice presidential Edition I can see it now high stakes bigger challenges and of course me as the star as long as I’m not a contestant I’ve had my fill of challenges thank you very much let’s just focus on this one last episode shall we right one episode at a time and Donald when you crack that Vault make sure to smile for the cameras this could be your emmy-winning moment cameras are not this is going down in history Now Quiet on the set I’m about to make us all stars I’m in guys now to grab these pictures and stash them this is like shopping at the most exclusive Gallery oh please can you paint me a picture of the Vault no pun intended Biden you’re such a pain in the butt all right it’s all marble floors and shiny surfaces and yes each painting is in its own little cell happy now and how exactly are you handling the artwork Trump are you sure there aren’t any surprises waiting for you trust me it’s all clear no booby traps no alarms just me and these multi-million dollar canvases be careful with them art is delicate and collectors won’t pay top dollar for damaged goods so please handle them with Ultimate Care be careful he said I’m handling these like they’re newborns Barack but seriously a minute ago you were all let’s call it a day and now you’re Mother Teresa paintings well I care about our retirement plans Donald and damaged paintings aren’t part of it my concern for art is like your concern for headlines always there no matter what the story is that’s right Trump handle them like you would a golf club gently and with respect wouldn’t want you to slice a Picasso now would we don’t worry about me I’ve got this I’m as delicate as I am strong like an elephant in a china shop if the elephant was a genius of course got it Barack I’m handling these like they’re made of glass the last thing we need is a Picasso jigsaw puzzle but what makes these paint splashes so darn precious anyway Joe it’s about Rarity Artistry a sought after artist’s work can cause bidding frenzies plus the quality of the materials the hours of Labor All That Jazz inflates the price tag imagine that Biden some folks pay millions to hang a splash of color on their walls and here we are about to walk out with a fortune in splash of color so where are collectors now I always knew I had a Keen Eye for expensive things well let’s hope your eye for art is better than your taste and ties Joe if only these paintings could talk imagine the stories they’d tell about tonight Trump please tell me we’re close to done here these alarms are going to give me Grier hair than the presidency did wrap it up will you almost there just the last two hold your horses and your hair D Barack hey Trump ever consider a career as an art thief next stop the Louver we could pick up Mona Lisa while we’re at it steal the Mona Lisa Joe have you lost your last marble we’d have every cop from here to Tim bucku on our Tails actually Biden’s got a point stealing the Mona Lisa is definitely on my to-do list right between golfing on the moon and inventing a new time not you’re both insane that’s official Michelle warned me about you two she said Barack don’t go hang out with those guys and now I know why you two are a bad company where’s that famous obam coola you used to say yes we can now is not the time to turn into a no we can’t no man this is a different case bro yeah Barack think of the headlines former president go Grandam with the grandest start Heist it’s got a nice ring to it doesn’t it only if we get to wear those black berates and stripy shirts oh and we must have fake mustaches very French and that’s a wrap gentleman who needs the Mota Lisa when we’ve got our own multi-million dollar art collection all right but let’s get out of here before those fancy French Heist plans become our reality Biden you on Lookout Lookout is my middle name well actually it’s Robinette but today it’s Lookout are the cops here yet we can’t get caught not when I’m this close to adding a couple more zeros to my bank account let’s move people did you grab all the artwork tell me you clean those walls bare couldn’t snag him all Joe there’s a thing called time and it ran out faster than I could say art Thief extraordinaire you’re telling me we spent all this time for Half Baked Art Hall you were in there long enough to paint your own Masterpiece Donald what the Bro less money sure but more Freedom Barack we can’t get greedy now dead men spend no dollars it’s time to ghost four or five paintings that’s like bringing a knife to a gunfight Trump looks like someone’s getting a taste for the Finer Things in life what’s next Trump complaining about the thread count on your prison sheets hey four or five masterpieces will do just fine it’s quality over quantity gentlemen in thread count please I’ll have my own line of luxury prison linens by the end of the month luxury prison Linens now there’s an untapped Market but let’s focus on the getaway shall we unless you want your new brand to launch postumus right the only painting interested in is the one of us walking away from this scottf free listen we came we saw we sort of conquered let’s get out of here and lay low the Trump brand Will Survive fewer paintings or not to the presidential mobile gentleman time to turn these paintings into Cold Hard Cash where’ we park the car again my memory is not what it used to be especially under duress what’s wrong with you Joe it’s right where we left it up top near the getaway hydrangea you know the bush you almost watered on our way in oh man we could have had it all every single painting less lamenting more legging it Obama we’ve got enough to start our own Gallery minus The Velvet ropes and pretentious wine sippers I always fancy myself an art dealer minus the dealing part more into the appreciating and The Accidental acquiring accidental acquiring Joe is that what we’re calling Grand larsy now yeah it’s like finding a 20 on the sidewalk except the 20 is a van go and the sidewalk is a high Security Vault there she is the Chariot awaiting its Noble steeds or should I say its Artful Dodgers Noble steeds more like aging ponies with a penchant for Mischief say goodbye to the scene of the crime from now on it’s High Society art auction and Anonymous donations for us so Donald you got buyers lined up for these Priceless Doodles or what well the plan was for Lester to Hawk them he’s got connections that make Wi-Fi look weak but now that I think about it why split the pie when we could have the whole Bakery go on I’m all ears and if your plan keeps my hands from shaking hands with handcuffs I’m all in instead of Lester’s mystery buyers I say we go top shelf we sell to the cream of the crop Devon Weston or others like him in Los Santos high-risk High reward high society as long as my cut can buy a lifetime supply of ice cream I’m down what’s the point of being an art Thief if if you can’t indulge in a little rocky road right cash in hand that’s the key no iOS no waiting for wire transfers we do this we do it clean and fast exactly we keep it all in the family well the heist family cut out the middle man keep the profits fat like my steaks cook to Perfection and speaking of family I’ll make sure to send you boys holiday cards from my ice cream Palace no hard feelings if I spend my share on a Sunday bar just don’t forget to invite us over Joe I’ll bring the toppings as for the paintings let’s just make sure they’re off our hands before they’re hot enough to melt your precious ice cream you know our escapades really do have a Sur thrill to them on the lamb dodging the cops makes us quite the high class hoodlums doesn’t it Top Class the only class Trump’s familiar with involves a mugshot backdrop isn’t that right shouldn’t you be behind bars instead of steering wheels jail Joe please this face it’s made for posters Billboards and presidential portraits not mug shots and I’ll remind you I’m headed back to the Oval Office That’s The Power of brand Trump tougher than a $2 steak tougher or just more overcooked remember we’re only as good as our last Heist and I don’t plan on our next adventure involving orange jumpsuits overcooked or not we’ve got to steer clear the real iron bars guys wouldn’t want to trade our tailored suits for whatever fashion disaster they’re handing out in the big house fashion disaster I turn any cell block into a Runway but no worries the only suit I’ll be wearing is my victory suit on inauguration day just don’t let that suit be striped my friend and if we’re talking inaugurations let’s make sure it’s the opening of an art gallery not a cell door art galleries sound about right plus I hear the hores do eies are better and you can bet they’ll have more than just ice cream why does every Escape under your wheel turn into an off-road Adventure Donald can’t we stick to the pavement like civilized escapes or heaven forbid let someone else drive you two Bozo’s Drive hey we’d be in cuffs faster than you can say Jack Robinson I’m the Maestro of the getaway the Picasso of the pedal besides it’s not like your super glue to your seats feel free to hop out and walk if my driving offends your delicate sensibilities all right Trump I get it you’re the chosen one behind the wheel but For the Love of All Things creamy and vanilla can you try not to turn this ride into a roller coaster my milkshakes had more air time than than I signed up for Yes Donald think of the milkshakes and while we’re at it my approval ratings never took dips and Dives quite like this car under your command a smooth ride might just preserve what’s left of our post presidency Grace Grace my middle name’s danger Obama and Biden your milkshake might just be the first casualty of our grand Escape sacrifices must be made but don’t worry I’ll buy you a new one make it a double when we’re millionaires lounging on some tropical beach a tropical beach sounds great but at this rate the only thing lounging will be my stomach contents next time I’m bringing a sippy cup a sippy cup Joe I was thinking more along the lines of seat belts and airbags maybe even a roll cage if trumps at the helm so Jens any Grand plans for your share of the loot well as I’ve mentioned I’m eyeing a few islands for Michelle Islands cute I’m thinking bigger space I’ll build towers on Mars elon’s got nothing on Trump Galactic I’ll call him up after we’re not America’s Most Wanted anymore me I’m going to embark on a global fast food tour every McDonald’s KFC and Taco Bell from here to the whole world Joe you’re a walking talking advertisement for heartburn all this money and all you can think about is filling your belly at least I know what I like Donald besides who wouldn’t want to see the world W cheeseburger in a time for Mars to fast food huh well if Trump’s Towers need a drive-thru Joe’s your man great Biden’s bite serving all your Martian Munchies you think aliens prefer fries or onion rings why choose let’s give them both diplomacy through diplomacy I say these cops stick closer than my Twitter followers any genius ideas on shaking them off how about the train tracks it’s a classic move difficult for cars to follow and it might might just give us the edge we need guys why don’t we call the Fast and Furious crew imagine in a helicopter swoop in right on Q lifting us to safety Hollywood style baby you’ve lost it Joe how in the world do we call the Fast and Furious team what do they have a hotline and wake up from that dream buddy this isn’t a movie Joe as much as I appreciate your creativity I think you’ve been watching too many late night marathons next you’ll be suggesting we summon Batman with the bat signal and yet it’s daytime hey in times of Crisis you’ve got to think outside the box and if Vin Diesel happens to be available I say why not but fine the train tracks it is less cinematic but I suppose it’ll do all right train tracks it is less Hollywood more old school but mark my words if we get out of this I’m buying myself a cameo in the next Fast and Furious Trump the Action Hero has a nice ring to it doesn’t it let’s stick to being Heroes of Our Own Story for now gentlemen as for cameos let’s just make sure it’s not on America’s Most Wanted come on step on it bro we’re almost clear of this mess hey look who decided to check in on his favorite Outlaws who is it it’s Lester well pick up the phone he might have a way out for us how did it go guys do you have the paintings where are you headed now we’re just trying to shake the cops Lester we’ll hit you up once we’re back in the city okay bye did you just lie to him shut up Biden what’s with the third degree we’ve been over this I’m not rehashing our plan every 5 minutes easy guys let’s keep our eyes on the prize we can sort out the details once we’re safe right now focus is key tonight we celebrate we pulled off the impossible to the White House Gentlemen let’s enjoy our evening drive home no no no not the Dragon Balls they’re mine fair and square way better than Obama’s healthcare way way better get your own shiny orbs buddy this is an exclusive club and you’re not wearing the right tie don’t [ __ ] touch them he upo Dragon Balls what in the name of my own space force was that dreams are supposed to be great tremendous even that was like watching a bad reality show where you’re the star but nobody told you the plot Dom that was weirder than a handshake with Kim Jong Yu and no one and I mean no one messes with my dragon balls all right Donald remember you left those Dragon Balls wasn’t on the golf course wasn’t in the Oval Office that ship has sailed oh right the living room table classic spot if they’re not there I swear I’m going to oh few here of them that was a close call I got to tell Barack and Joe about this I can’t afford to lose my beautiful babies my little round shiny hope brers you’re more dependable than my advisers where’s Obama’s number I’m sure I have not blacklisted him oh here it is Barack where are you bro you got to come over quick man I had this dream and it’s really startling me Donald you’re calling me because of a dream what happened did you dream you run out of burgers at your golf course no no it’s not like that come over like right now right now I’ll explain everything once you get here so that was Trump on the phone he says it’s urgent we’re headed to his place now wonder what’s got him all riled up this time maybe he ran out of burgers again wouldn’t be the first time remember that state dinner that’s exactly what I told him man great minds huh you know Donald always sweating the small stuff maybe it’s about Melania what about Melania maybe he wants us to help him like get rid of her you know like a covert op but with more alimony l no I don’t think it’s that whatever it is let’s just get there and find out so wait that means we’re canceling our trip to kamla’s birthday for this you know I wanted to go I had my party hat ready and everything Joe we can go after we sort things out with Donald it won’t take long no I want to go to K’s birthday first you know they have that chocolate fountain the ice cream sunday bar calm down Joe I know you’ve got a crush on commas but bros before hoes well you know we’ve got a former president in distress don’t you listen to Andrew who is Andrew oh boy Andrew tape m I hate that guy what the [ __ ] fine but if we miss the cake cutting I’m blaming Trump and you’re buying the next round of ice cream Barack deal but let’s brace ourselves knowing Donald we’re in for quite the story probably involving walls or Towers or at least a conspiracy theory about them why aren’t you going in Joe no no you go first I insist what’s the matter you act like there’s a do not feed the animals sign on the door well why don’t you lead the charge then Brock okay okay it’s like you think he’s going to serve us fast food or something he won’t bite Joe you know what I think we are wasting our time coming here know it will be something stupid and I know I will regret coming here come on let’s just see what he is up to Donna Al dun it’s barck and Joe anyone home or is this a ghost town thank God you’re here you won’t believe what happened let me guess you ran out of spray tan much more serious than that it’s about the dragon balls I knew it I should have just gone to kamala’s birthday on my own you were going to kamala’s birthday and you didn’t invite me what is there a no billionaires dress code Joe you really should have kept that one to yourself and Donald let’s be honest after that press conference where you called kamla a monster you showing up at her party would be like a vegan at a barbecue competition oh that I just called her a monster nothing of a big deal there are some monsters which are pretty ever seeing monsters ink wasn’t personal For Heaven’s Sake how about a simple I’m sorry though with you Donald that might just be more mythical than the dragon balls all right let’s hear it what’s got you more stirred up than a tweet storm in the making it was a dream but not just any dream it was a warning I tell yeah we have to secure this Dragon Ball is more secure than the National Archives and let guess you dreamt up a national security threat from outer space exactly Joe unit we’re talking about Intergalactic security breaches here Donald you realize we’re talking about Dragon Balls not nuclear codes right but that’s just it Barack they might as well be nuclear codes if they fall into the wrong hands all right all right so what’s the plan and please tell me it doesn’t involve Twitter no no Joe we’re going old school we need a safe a fortress something impenetrable where no one can take this precious Dragon Ball’s somewhere Far Far Away was vast chaotic and teaming with life but somewhere down there my Dragon Balls my senses Never Lie they’re here all right it’s just a matter of zeroing in on them these Dragon Balls they’re not just artifacts they’re part of my legacy of connection to my past and the key to many Futures it’s my responsibility to protect them and yet here I am chasing them down in a city that knows nothing of their power I can sense them yes there their energy is unmistakable but it’s mingled with something else something unexpected no matter whatever stands between me and my dragon balls I’ll face it head on on the people who have them they don’t understand what they’re playing with to them it’s a game a treasure hunt but to me it’s much more it’s about protecting my friends my family and the universe so they want to keep my dragon balls do they well they’ve never faced anyone like me I’ll give them a fight they’ll never forget not out of anger but to teach them the respect these Dragon Balls deserve it’s time to descend to confront this challenge head-on but I won’t lose myself to the fight strength isn’t just about power it’s about knowing when to fight and when to seek peace our retrieve my dragon balls not as a conqueror but as a guardian Los Santos prepare yourself I’m coming and to those holding my dragon balls know this I’m not your enemy but I will not back down let’s resolve this the right way all right you guys wherever you are come out we need to have a talk about my dragon balls how did they even end up here in all places how do I get inside surely there’s a way or Let Me Wait and See till they come outside all right team time to move we’re taking these Dragon Balls to somewhere even Google Maps can’t find in Barack no driving this time we don’t need a Scenic tour we need stealth mode sure Donald because your driving is the epitome of subtlety but where are we going someplace with a bit more Ambience than a bunker I hope we’re going to let Siri decide Siri’s the only one besides me who knows all the best locations top secret secure and luxurious let’s not dawle to the car gentlemen time’s wasting and these Dragon Balls won’t secure themselves oh boy if I’m not mistaken that’s Goku now I get your dream Donald it wasn’t just the taco salad talking that’s actually Goku and if he’s here for for the Dragon Balls we’re in a whole new world of diplomacy hey young man what’s the big idea staring us down like you’re about to launch an attack on us What’s your deal bro or cartoon character or whatever you are I am Goku or you can call me kakaro of the San species I am the guardian of the four-star Dragon Ball So gentlemen take a look at our friend here he’s after the Dragon Balls what do you think should we let him in on our little secret let me just check my pockets boy oh what’s this an uppercut take this you disgusting anime character Donald you do realize you just tried to start a war with a man who part Bruce Lee Jackie Chan and all Goku right he’s basically the United Nations of martial arts and then some I don’t care if he’s a combination of every action star from here to Hollywood no one and I mean no one messes with my dragon balls this guy can scram back to whatever Dimension he came from so are we ready to show him the art of the deal the hard way all right let’s see how this goes but remember I called dibs on the diplomacy route first well let me be perfectly clear I don’t back down especially when it comes to my dragon balls this anime guy he’s about to learn the art of the American deal the hard way if it’s a fight you won I’ll oblige but remember I’m here for the Dragon balls Not to cause unnecessary harm let’s keep this honorable team assemble let’s show him American Spirit Goku there has to be another way can we negotiate terms over a cup of coffee instead I admire your spirit and your attempt at peace but I must insist on the dragon Ball’s return you’re tough Goku but we’ve dealt with tougher attacks I think by the power vested in me I command you to pause and consider a real estate deal a real estate deal I’m afraid that won’t work on me but your creativity is impressive well gentlemen if nothing else we can say we’ve gone toe-to-toe with a legend you may have powers now but you’re facing a cyan I’ve trained in 100 excerpts gravity fought gods and traveled across the universe under my watch we’ve never ever surrendered to an alien or whatever you are and we’re not about to start Goku you’re a legend where you come from and we respect that but here in Los Santos we’ve got our own kind of power. nothing nothing at all safe travels that’s right and besides you can’t beat the power of democracy Goku it’s the of the people that gives us strength and it’s not just about muscle it’s about beating the hell out of guys like you democracy is powerful but it’s not about fighting it’s about understanding each other right now it seems we’re at an impass an impass that ends with victory for Team America get ready Goku it’s clobbering time remember in ancient Japan battles were won Not By The Sword alone but by strategy and honor let’s make sure we keep that in mind you’re strong and you’ve got spirit I respect that but the Dragon Balls must be protected at all costs from those who might misuse their power well Goku I’ve made a career out of winning and I don’t plan on losing to someone who doesn’t even have a Social Security number you know this is probably the strangest thing we’ve ever done and we’ve had some doozies Goku isn’t there a peaceful way to resolve this a debate a vote something more our style peace is always the goal President Obama if we can find a way to safeguard the dragon balls without conflict I’m allers no way Goku you’re not an anime land anymore this is Los Santos home of the brave land of the free and you’re about to take a one-way trip to Pound Town population you [ __ ] I’ve faced tougher opponents but fighting isn’t the answer here there’s no honor in unnecessary battle looks like it’s fists before WIS all right Goku if it’s a show of power you want it’s a demonstration of power you’ll get let’s show this fool that the power of the Free World Isn’t just in our ideals but in our uppercuts too this is going to be the art of the punch Goku get ready for a presidential Beatdown I see negotiations have broken down very well if we must do this let’s keep it’s civil remember the Earth is not our Battle Ground civility is my middle name Goku well actually it’s Hussein but today it’s Civility and don’t forget we’ve got home turf Advantage let’s do this you’re about to see why they say never to pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel or in our case has the entire Secret Service on speed dial Goku buddy lay it on us why are you so hitched to these dragon balls they seem to bring more drama than a reality TV show the dragon balls were with me since Grandpa Gohan’s time he left them to me they’re not just powerful they’re Priceless like a family photo album but instead of pictures the grant wishes so they just Zapped themselves to Los Santos what did they do catch the first Cloud out of the stratosphere something like that they’re unpredictable after a wish they scatter to the corners of the earth seeking those with strong Spirits they’re not just Globe P Trotters they’re Universe Trotters well I don’t care if they’re jet Setters or space Hoppers they’ve landed in Trump territory now and the last time I checked finders keeper still stands you can take your space Saga and launch it seems we’ve got a custody battle that spans the stars and here I thought Intergalactic policy would be above my P I’ve faced a lot of things but nothing quite like this it’s like negotiating with a supernova it’s bright it’s hot and it’s a lot you bet it’s a lot these Dragon Balls have gone from ancient artifacts to American assets and let me tell you Goku they’re going to make America grant wishes again looks like we’re in a real Space Jam fella so Goku what do you say we make a trade some good all Earthly Hospitality in exchange for Dragon Ball visitation rights we could broker a deal maybe start a Dragon Ball Exchange program cultural enrichment Canon style aha fine but only if we’re getting the better end of the deal I want Intergalactic bragging rights Goku let me lay it out for you in simple terms I was about to wish up a storm a storm of success the likes of which this world has never seen you can’t just swoop in and disrupt my master plan I understand you have plans Mr Trump but the dragon balls were never meant for personal gain Goku you got to understand we had a real nice plan for those wishes Healthcare reforms climate change Solutions maybe even fixing up the DMV you know the big stuff exactly it’s not just about personal wishes it’s about Hope and change on a Grand scale the kind of stuff that looks good in history books I was going to make America wish again build things huge things we’re talking about wishes that would make Genies Green With Envy the genie the dragon is a bit different it’s about balance understanding and responsibility responsibility eh well you can trust us we’re as responsible as they come we’ve got binders full of plans and let’s not forget about the people it’s the dreams and wishes of everyone that we’re fighting for listen here Goku I’m a dealmaker a wish maker a magic ball shaker you might be used to tossing around planets but I’m used to tossing around ideas big ones let’s negotiate this negotiation is fine but not at the expense of the universe’s balance those wishes can have consequences we’re all about consequences good ones like when you choose a new ice cream flavor and discover it’s your new favorite that’s the kind of consequence we’re aiming for though admittedly sometimes you choose wrong and it’s less rocky road and more bumpy ride no bumpy rides on my watch Goku these wishes are going to be smooth sailing first class luxury all the way how about this we use the wishes for something we all agree on something that benefits everyone everyone you mean the whole planet that’s quite the customer base all right I’m listening now we’re getting somewhere feels like a real bipartisan effort doesn’t it so what’s the play here we’ve got a Sayan on our doorstep and he’s not budging do we continue this stalemate or he goes down Obama That’s The Art of the deal the art of the combat deal in this case fellas why don’t we just hand over the Dragon Balls it’s like returning a lost pup to its owner feels good right are you off your rocker Joe hand them over that’s like giving away the keys to the kingdom or in this case the keys to the cosmos hell no those dragon balls are American now Finders Keepers losers weepers right Goku I appreciate your Earthly Customs but these are sacred objects not play things they were entrusted to me by grandpa Gohan sacred schm over here possession is 9/10 of the law and I’ve got the other tenth in my back pocket come on Donald what would grandpa Gohan do he was all about that honor and tradition stuff Donald consider this the headlines will say Trump the magnanimous leader secures Intergalactic Peace by returning the legendary dragon balls that’s one for the history books hm Trump the magnanimous does have a nice ring to it but it’s not just about the headlines Barack it’s about leverage and these balls he gestures grandly are the ultimate leverage don’t you think it’s a bit much Donald we’re talking about Cosmic Harmony here plus you’ve already got Trump Towers do you really need the entire universe too Joe that’s like asking the Sun not to shine the birds not to sing or the Democrats not to tax it’s unnatural but Donald imagine the potential for Unity it’s a chance to bridge worlds quite literally isn’t that worth considering Unity you can’t spell Unity without you and now know how I feel about them no these dragon balls are American now they’ll be the crowning Jewel of maralago I was thinking more along the lines of a crowning Jewel for Humanity but sure marago Works guys the Dragon Balls don’t need to be anyone’s crowning Jewel their power is meant for the good of all not for bragging rights at a golf resort Goku with all due respect to your Gohan Dynasty you clearly don’t understand the art of the Earthly deal it’s not just about what’s good for all it’s about what’s good for America and specifically what’s good for Trump’s America I think what Goku is trying to say is that some things transcend national interests like the fate of the universe right there’s a time and place for national pride but when you’re dealing with Cosmic forces maybe it’s time to think a little bigger like Milky Way bigger look I can think big the biggest but when it comes to my dragon balls I’m thinking huge enormous unparalleled they’re staying right here I suppose we’re at an impass then but know this I cannot and will not use Force it’s against my principles unless it’s absolutely necessary principles huh maybe you and I can do business after all how about a trade the Dragon Balls for a few Trump Stakes best in the universe or so I’ve been told oh boy here we go hold up everyone so this guy can teleport use telepathy telekinesis shoot laser thing of my Jinx from his hands and fly be what’s next does he bake awardwinning cookies with his mind too don’t worry guys I know you’re a bit concerned about what I can do but I promise I won’t go too hard on you just hand over the dragon balls and we can avoid any misunderstandings afraid yes we’re not afraid of you little boy we’re powerful too tremendously powerful the best powers really everybody says so oh and I can read mines too it comes in handy you’re telling me you’ve been Eaves dropping on our brain waves what is this a Sayan party trick reading Minds huh what am I thinking right now Goku you’re wondering how to spin this situation to your advantage perhaps considering a new Trump brand in Venture Trump’s Intergalactic Dragon Ball tours well I’ll be darned Goku can you also read what I’m thinking you’re hoping there’s a peaceful way out of this may me wondering what’s for lunch spot on Goku though I was leaning more towards dinner but let’s not split hairs Goku with all these Powers why the focus on the Dragon Balls it seems you’re already pretty well equipped to handle just about anything the dragon balls are about more than power they’re a legacy a responsibility sometimes even with all the abilities in the world you still need a little help well Goku if it’s help you need you’ve come to the right place nobody does help like us we’re huge on help so how about we strike a deal we keep the Dragon Ball safe and you teach us a few of those neat tricks telepathy could really shake up my next board meeting all right all right let’s dial it down Goku front and center let’s hash this out listen why don’t we keep these shiny Globes on your behalf think of it as Outsourcing I’m really good at that we’ll keep them safe Grandpa Gohan’s honor yeah Goku why not leave the dragon balls with us we’ve got a pretty good track record with artifacts kept the Declaration of Independence safe didn’t we okay keep the balls safe for me and my grandfather but remember these are not mere trinkets they are a legacy I will return especially if you gather them all the safety of the universe depends on it in your own dreams Goku these balls are staying in the land of the free what did you say nothing nothing at all safe travels bye Goku that was some fight huh looks like you’re retreating guess that makes us the best right America undefeated I’ll tell you what that was the most unusual negotiation I’ve ever been part of and I’ve negotiated with Mitch mcconell you think we should start looking for those other balls I mean how hard can it be all right gentlemen gather around I’ve got some news that’s going to blow your socks off oh boy here we go what now sleepy Joe did you finally remember where you left your glasses don’t St Donald let’s hear what he has to say brace yourselves gentlemen there’s a robbery happening at this very moment at the Bank of America and get this they’re making off with over2 billion you call that good news Joe sounds like a disaster in the making agreed how could you possibly spin this as good news uh but here’s the kicker we intercept those robbers seize the cash and voiler we’ve got ourselves a nice little campaign fund for the next election cycle well I’ll be damned sleepy Joe’s got some tricks up his sleeve after all that’s actually not a terrible idea Joe I’m almost impressed you see Donald sometimes you’ve got to think outside the box or in this case outside the bank vault all right Joe I’ll give you that one but if this blows up in our faces you’re taking the fall well Donnie when you’ve been in politics as long as I have you learn a thing or two about turning a sticky situation into a golden opportunity I must admit Joe that’s a pretty sharp move but let’s be real here they’re the ones doing the dirty work we’re just uh redistributing the wealth right Joe Joe Joe you never fail to amaze me with your creativity but isn’t this I don’t know illegal unethical immoral Barack come on now when is legality never stop politicians exactly and morality well let’s just say we’ve all got our own interpretations of that you two are unbelievable you know what I’m out I’ll retire to a peaceful Life Away From The Madness of politics oh San Barack where’s your sense of adventure yeah we could use a good man like you in the trenches fighting the good fight all right guys hate to be the buzz kill let’s [ __ ] do this guys but after this no more all right Obama’s on board now we’re talking Joe let’s not get ahead of ourselves facing off against robbers is one thing but taking on security agents too that’s a whole other ball game well we could always distract them with some of Trump’s old tweets that ought to buy us some time hey those tweets were Classics Timeless even you losers you think you can Walt in here and take what’s ours think again you Crooks easy there Trump you’re starting to sound like one of those Action Movie heroes yeah except in those movies the hero usually hits what he’s aiming at hey you think you’re funny Obama let’s see you do better with a gun in your hand sorry Trump I left my action hero days behind when I left the White House yeah Obama’s more of a diplomat than a gunslinger oh please you two can joke all you want but when it comes down to it I’m the one getting the job done getting the job done you mean like your job as president ouch Obama coming in with the zingers hey at least I had a job to do can’t say the same for either of you these days oh please you’re just jealous that I’m enjoying retirement while you’re still chasing after the spotlight retirement is that what we’re calling it now I thought you were just waiting for Michelle to kick you out of the house come on Joe you’ve got to think bigger leave no bill behind that’s my motto oh come on Donald don’t be so greedy we’re not here to clean out the entire Vault we’re just taking what we need to fund the campaign and election it’s all about smooth sailing from here on out smooth sailing Joe you sound like you’re planning a yacht trip not a presidential campaign hey a little strategic planning never hurt anyone Donald besides we don’t want to attract too much attention we’ve got to be smart about this smart Joe you sound like a broken record where’s the fun in being smart when you can be rich rich we’re not here to line our pockets Donald we’re here to make sure we have the resources we need to win the election fair and square fair and square Joe you sound like a boy Scout I thought you were supposed to be the tough guy in this operation tough guy that’s your department Donald I’m just here to make sure we get the job done without any unnecessary drama drama Joe without drama life would be boring let’s live a little here you know Donald your greetin is legendary no wonder you ended up losing your second term bid oh here we go always blaming me for everything Joe last time I checked it wasn’t my fault you couldn’t remember your own name during the debates Joe’s got a point Donald your appetite for excess is what got you into trouble in the first place yeah remember when you tried to Build That goldplated Wall along the border talk about overcompensation hey I was just trying to make America great again for say can’t fault a guy for having Big Dreams Big Dreams are big ego let’s not forget about that little incident with the inauguration crowd size yeah I heard you had to photoshop some extra people into the pictures just to save face oh hey hey very funny Joe but at least I had crowds at my inauguration can’t say the same for yours to Donald but let’s not forget who ended up serving two terms in office that’s right and who’s still hanging around trying to stay relevant hey I may not be in the Oval Office anymore but I’ve still got plenty of tricks up my sleeve just you wait and see oh I’m sure you do Donald just like your brilliant plan to take all the money in the vault and hope nobody notices yeah that’s a real stroke of Genius Donald I’m sure the Secret Service will just turn a blind eye to three trucks full of cash driving out of here oh come on Joe I was just trying to make sure we had enough for a rainy day a rainy day more like a hurricane of controversy but hey if that’s your idea of strategy who are we to argue Donald let me ask have you prepared your campaign spee yet uh not exactly Joe I’ve been a bit busy with you know other things other things like what tweeting from your golf cart yeah I heard your thumbs are in better shaped in your speech writing skills Donald hey watch it Joe I’ll have you know I’ve got some great ideas up here oh I’m sure you do Donald just like that great idea to take all the money in the vault and hope nobody notices yeah that’s real presidential thinking Donald forget about policy just grab the cash and run hey you two can joke all you want but I’ve got a plan to win this thing and it starts with a truckload of cash oh I’m sure that’ll solve all your your problems Donald just like it solved your problems with those pesky Twitter trolls yeah because nothing says presidential like buying your way out of trouble hey it’s not buying my way out of trouble it’s strategic resource allocation strategic resource allocation sounds like a fancy way of saying greed is good yeah Donald maybe you should stick to building hotels at least there you can bankrupt them without bankrupting the country oh very funny Joe but mark my words when I’m back in the White House you’ll be having a great moment from one of the most secured Correctional Facilities of the United States this for insulting the president you losers Joe we don’t have all day you’re moving slower than a herd of turtles and molasses hey I’m just making sure we get every last bill Donald can’t leave any behind you know ha as much as I hate to admit it Donald’s got a point Joe you’re dragging your feet like you’re taking a leisurely stroll in the Park oh come on guys have a little patience Rome wasn’t built in a day you know yeah but it felt pretty quickly when they ran out of money let’s pick up the pace Joe agreed we don’t want to be caught red-handed because you’re too busy counting bills fine fine I’ll hurry it up but you know what they say good things come to those who wait yeah well in this case I’d settle for mediocre things coming to those who hurry the hell up haahha you’ve got to admit Joe Donald has a way with words yeah away with words and Away with bankrupting casinos real impressive Donald hey watching Joe I may not be the best at running a casino but at least I know how to close a deal yeah by the looks of it the only deal you’re closing right now is with the authorities if we don’t get out of here soon all right all right no need to get your briefs in a bunch I’m almost done here just a few more Stacks to go if you fellas can keep shut a bit it will hasten things up you dist dist rating me with your irritating voice agreed Joe we followed your lead into this mess so don’t make us regret it time to pick up the pace finally someone’s talking said Joe get a move on before we all end up in orange jumpsuits all right all right no need to gang up on me I’m on it okay just trying to make sure we don’t leave any Loose Ends Loose Ends Joe we’re not knitting sweaters here we’re robbing a bank let’s focus on the task at hand and get out of here as fast as we can all right fellas let’s get the hell out of here before the cops crash our party finally we’re done with this place Joe you better step on it before we end up in the night in a jail cell Joe I hate to break it to you but I can already hear the sirens drive like you’ve got some sense will you don’t worry Obama I’ve got this under control besides I’ve had plenty of practice evading the law back in my younger days yeah because getting kicked out of the library for overdue books is the same as evading a police pursuit don’t be too hard on him Donald We’re All in This Together remember that’s right Barack united we stand divided we while end up in handcuffs let’s just focus on getting out of here in one piece okay we’re not the thieves here we’re just borrowing some funds for our noble cause borrowing huh that’s one way to put it Donald but let’s not push our luck any further we’ve already got one foot in hot water as it is all right all right I hear you loud and clear no need to get your briefs in a Twist Donald I’ll get us out of here in one piece you’ll see just make sure you drive with some sanity Joe reckless driving will give us away in no time got it Donald no need to worry I’ll Channel my inner NASCAR driver and get us out of here in record time let’s hope so Joe because I’d hate to have to explain to Michelle why I’m spending the night in jail with you two Knuckleheads Joe I thought we agreed to drive like sane people why are you still driving like you’re auditioning for the Fast and the Furious don’t blame me blame the cops on our tail they’re driving like they’re in a Hollywood chase scene that’s why we need to get to the jetty fast The Jetty Joe are you out of your mind that’s the last place we should be heading right now trust me Barack it’s our best shot at getting out of this mess in one piece besides what’s life without a little excitement huh excitement Joe I didn’t sign up for a Thrill Ride I signed up for a smooth getaway you gave up that right to a smooth getaway the moment you became greedy about the money greedy Joe we barely took half of what was in the all and we’re in this mess because you were slower than a sloth on a Sunday stroll slow you want to talk about slow Donald your decision- making is slower than rush hour traffic in la oh please Joe I made the tough calls when it counted unlike some people I don’t need a nap every 5 minutes naps you’re the one who falls asleep in meetings Donald no wonder your staff couldn’t get anything done all right all right you both can take a break from getting at each other’s throat you can continue that if we escape here or at the cell the choice is yours but if you asked me I’d say you both keep the up and let’s concentrate on getting out of here alive and with the money well this is our safe haven we lure them here and take them out from a distance sounds like a plan Joe let’s show these amateurs what happens when they mess with the brothers of Doom agreed time to teach them a lesson they won’t soon forget let’s show them why they call us the brothers of Doom hey Donald it would be nice if your aim could be as sharp as your words it would do us all a lot of good yeah Donald you’re not doing much to help our cause with that shaky aim of yours hey can you both close your mouth don’t be losers I do the baddest stuff for our surviv rival on every Mission you both are not fit to be the judge of my aim damn it these losers have air support they’re really pulling out all the stops huh we can’t let that chopper get behind us Barack take down that Chopper you got it Joe who’s the baddest shooter now huh I must admit Barack you’ve got some skills with that rifle but let’s not get too cocky just yet we’ve still got a fight on our hands down here that’s right Donald we can’t let our guard down for a second these cops are Relentless right but seriously Barack nice shooting remind me not to mess with you next time we’re on the golf course they are trying to get us from behind if they succeed it will be difficult to get out of this alive the best we will get is jail term absolutely I agree we need to keep the enemy in front of us at all times if they manage to get behind us they’ll divide our attack and we’ll be in serious trouble oh [ __ ] another Chopper is incoming don’t worry guys this one’s mine I’ll take it down in no time Roger that’s sleepy Joe let’s see if you can hit the broadside of a barn without your glasses damn that’s impressive Joe I got to hand it to you even with your old bones You’ still got some fire in you looks like today is the day of Miracles Trump giving credit where it’s due I never thought I’d see the day hey I may talk a big game but I’m not blind to Talent when I see it and Joe you still got some tricks up your sleeve well Color Me surprised maybe there’s hope for you yet Donald keep up the compliments and you might just earn yourself a gold star all right fellas let’s scadaddle before the Cavalry shows up and we need to make sure this vehicle disappears Pronto you got it boss time to hit the road before things get even Messier damn it Joe you just had to ruin everything with your reckless driving hey I told you I needed to destroy the vehicle yeah well you didn’t have to destroy us along with it there are better ways to make an exit old man I can’t believe we survived that tumble Joe promised me you’ll never pull a stunt like that again never ever don’t worry Barack I’ve learned my lesson no more impromptu demolition deres I promise well let’s hope so I don’t think my heart can take another joy ride with you at the wheel Joe all right now that we’re here how do we shake off those pesky police vans hot on our tail I say we lay low for a bit there’s no way they’ll suspect we survived that crash let’s give them the slip while they’re still scratching their heads but if they don’t find any bodies they’ll keep on hunting for us true but on the bright side we’ve got the money with that kind of cash we can buy our way out of just about anything even a Manhunt exactly let’s lay low and wait for them to lose interest then we can make our grand Escape just make sure to keep a low profile until the coast is clear we don’t want to end up on the evening news as the most wanted fugitives in the country agreed let’s bide our time and wait for the perfect moment to make our move with a little luck and a lot of cash we’ll be out of this mess in no time gentlemen thank you for answering the call we have a crisis on our hands reports indicate that Jurassic Park has been overrun by genetically modified dinosaurs and T-Rex genetically modified what the does that even mean that’s correct Barack these creatures are not your typical dinosaurs they’re bigger stronger and apparently armed armed who would arm dinosaurs this sounds like a job for Trump Enterprises I’ll build a wall to keep those dinosaurs out Donald we need to focus these creatures are a threat to Public Safety we need to neutralize them before they cause any more harm agreed that’s why I’ve assembled this task force we need to act quickly and decisively I say we nuke him send in the drones and drop bombs on those prehistoric pests no Donald we can’t risk causing more damage to the park or injuring innocent civilians we need a more strategic approach barack’s right we need to assess the situation on the ground and come up with a plan Trump I need you to coordinate with local law enforcement and secure the perimeter of the park you got it Joe I’ll make Jurassic Park great again let’s hope he doesn’t make it worse Barack I want you to use your diplomatic skills to reach out to any experts who can help us understand these creatures and how to stop them and I’ll lead the team into the park to confront these dinosaurs headon let’s move gentlemen the fate of Jurassic Park and possibly the world depends on us all fine Joe but the notion of a heavily armed come on Barack think logically this is clearly a science experiment gone wrong it’s not some Divine punishment right the initial intent was likely scientific advancement but something clearly went off the rails reports suggest the scientists behind this project are now among the casualties so what’s our plan we can’t just sit here debating the people need action agreed but understanding the root cause is crucial why would scientists even attempt to recreate dinosaurs in the first place it’s about pushing boundaries Barack advancing science has always been at the core of progress but with great power comes great responsibility and it seems that responsibility was neglected here responsibility it seems more like Reckless ambition to me I got to say I agree with Barack on this one why mess with Dinosaurs leave them in the past where they belong hindsight is 2020 gentlemen we can’t change the past but we can certainly deal with the present let’s focus on containing the threat and ensuring the SA safety of the public agreed we need a multi-pronged approach including scientific analysis containment strategies and coordinated response efforts you are both right but I still maintain my point why create problems that God has given you in the first place well Donald first you are beginning to nag like a woman secondly I hate to break it to you but sometimes problems seem to find their way to us even without any divine intervention hey that was just a harmless typo besides it brought some humor to the people sure if you consider confusion and embarrassment is humor speaking of embarrassing moments remember when you tried to convince everyone that injecting bleach could cure covid-19 okay that might not have been my finest moment but I was just trying to think outside the box well sometimes thinking outside the box leads to stepping in it Donald and let’s not forget the time you wanted to buy Greenland I mean seriously what were you thinking Greenland has strategic importance okay and I’m a businessman I know a good deal when I see one right because buying an entire Island without consulting anyone is the epitome of good deal making let’s face it Donald your presidency was like a reality TV show gone wrong well at least people were entertained entertained or terrified it’s hard to tell sometimes well one thing’s for sure dealing with genetically modified and heavily armed dinosaurs and T-Rex might just be the most normal thing we’ve had to handle since your presidency the situation just got even more complicated I’ve received reports that the T-Rex is invisible until it gets within close range this adds a whole new level of challenge to the mission visible and armed who comes up with these ideas we need regulations for these scientific experiments otherwise we’ll be fighting flying King Kong’s next do we have any information on its weaknesses understanding that could give us an advantage unfortunately the report didn’t mention any weaknesses it seems these creatures are evolving on their own which would explain why the scientists were the first ones to fall victim to them typical we’re dealing with invisible armed dinosaurs with no known weaknesses just another day in the life of a president well we faced tough challenges before and we’ve always found a way to overcome them we just need to stay focused and work together these creatures are proving to be tougher than we anticipated what are they made of iron or vibranium our weapons seem useless against them I don’t think our weapons are useless we just haven’t figured out how to effectively use them against these creatures yet once we do you’ll see they’re not so Invincible Donald’s got a point we need to keep trying different strategies until we find one that works these dinosaurs are Relentless especially those T-Rex they’re fast and aggressive we can’t let them Escape or our streets won’t be safe anymore well Joe any bright ideas on how to take down these Unstoppable beasts be you know Barack I’ve been thinking maybe we could try appealing to their softer side like what if we set up a dinosaur dating service maybe they’re just lonely and looking for love oh come on Joe he does have a point though Donald sometimes a little creativity can go a long way but let’s focus on practical Solutions first fine fine but you can’t blame a guy for trying to inject a little humor into a dire situation humor won’t save us from a pack of rampaging dinosaurs Joe we need a plan well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning we’re getting our asses tossed around here and all you can do is bring your senseless humor to the table hey humor has its place Donald it’s called coping mechanism all right let’s not let this divide us we have a serious problem on our hands I suggest we lead these creatures on a wild goose chase wear them out and then strike when they least expect it believe me Barack I’ve been trying but these dinosaurs are tougher than they look my weapon isn’t making much of a dent quit bickering and do what needs to be done we can’t afford to have these creatures roaming the streets of Washington you know Barack I’ve been meaning to say this you seem a bit off today your mind seems to be elsewhere while your body’s here with us hey Barack did Michelle even give you permission to be out here with us you’re looking a bit hesitant yeah Obama did you sneak out of the house when Michelle wasn’t looking very funny guys Michelle knows I’m capable of handling myself in a crisis and I was really thinking I was blending imperfectly are you sure about that you seem a bit Rusty like something doesn’t seem right with you we have seen you on another mission we know the kind of energy that you exude on missions like this I appreciate your concern Joe everything is fine at home don’t worry perhaps I’m just not cut out for cleaning up other people’s messes and these creatures are definitely not within my area of expertise well you’re not alone Barack I don’t think any of us were prepared to deal with invisible armed dinosaurs yeah but hey we’re all in this together right it’s like the good old days in the White House just with a few more teeth and Claws you’ve got a point there Joe at least this time we don’t have to deal with Congress breathing down our necks but I know this will also end like other missions we have embarked on we will Triumph against these beasts in Jurassic Park we’ll be safe for tourism again well if there’s one thing we’re good at it’s turning chaos into a success story I mean look at us three former presidents fighting dinosaurs who would have thought yeah maybe we should add dinosaur Wrangler to our resumés right after we put these beasts to sleep hey I can see it now Donald J Trump dinosaur Tamer extraordinaire and Joe Biden defender of democracy and Slayer of T-Rexes let’s not get ahead of ourselves fellas these creatures are still at full strength we still have a lot of work to do before we can claim victory true but I have a feeling we’ll look back on this Mission and laugh about it someday assuming we make it out alive of course uh don’t worry Donald we’re too tough to let a couple of oversized lizards take us down that’s the spirit Joe now let’s show these dinosaurs whose boss damn it this dinosaur is Relentless did you see the way it tossed us out of the vehicle we’re in for one hell of a mission when the going gets tough the tough get going that’s why we’re the brothers of Doom we don’t back down we don’t say never until the job is done it’ll tire out eventually and then it’ll be our turn that T-Rex is a real pain it’s like a wrecking ball tearing through everything in its path it’s not giving me a clear shot Barack can you help me distract it while I focus on taking down the big one I just need a couple of clear shots you got it Joe we’ll keep the smaller ones busy while you line up your shots all right guys let’s do this I need to get a perfect shot at that Beast I’ve got your back Joe let’s draw its attention away from you and I’ll make sure these smaller ones regret ever crossing paths with us here goes nothing steady steady over here you overgrown lizard come get a taste of Presidential Power you call that a bite I’ve seen Chihuahua with more ferocity well I may not have taken it down but I sure gave it one hell of a hit that’s the spirit Joe you showed that overgrown lizard who’s boss Nice Shot Joe you really rattled its cage wait who invited these guys that would be the Jurassic Park management they’ve called in reinforcements to help contain the situation reinforcements since when do we need reinforcements we were handling this just fine on our own come on Donald it’s not a party until the police show up well they could have shown up a lot sooner we’ve been battling these bees for ages let’s focus on the task at hand gentlemen the police are here now and they’re armed we can use all the help we can get if it were up to me I’d send those security agents packing I don’t want anyone stealing the glory for what we’ve endured do you gentlemen understand where I’m coming from I understand your sentiment Donald but let’s not forget we’re all fighting for the same goal the safety of our homes and the good people of America it’s not about who gets the credit it’s about ensuring the general safety of our citizens barack’s got a point we’re out here risking Our Lives because we want our children and families to be safe there’s no harm in accepting help to ensure that safety isn’t compromised by heavily armed dinosaurs and T-rexes well I’ll be damned you two are right I’ve let my personal ambition Cloud our Collective goal let’s put an end to this Menace once and for all and then we can all return home especially you Barack before Michelle notices you’re missing oh come on Donald you just had to ruin the moment with your commentary and for the record Michelle knows I can take care of myself with or without her approval let’s focus on the task at hand shall we I need to take cover I’m getting hit you two cover me this dinosaur is Relentless was it built for battle what the hell yeah run to safety sleepy Joe I’ve got you covered have you noticed it’s not as active as before I noticed that too but was hesitant to mention it hell no Barack except for being a husband a father and a Granddad I just want my children and grandchildren to be safe well I have to tip my hat to you Joe you’ve really outdone yourself nice job good job sleepy Joe but we’re not done yet we need that grenade launcher to finish off this thing yeah I’m on my way with it just need a moment to catch my breath you guys can continue to distract it I will come in hot with the bomb that should do it just don’t stop shooting at it yet to distract it from seeing me Roger that sleepy Joe Barack shoot with all you have got it’s either now or never does it look like I have been playing I want to get out of here as soon as possible just like you so I’m doing my best hey Barack are you sure all is well with you I’m just trying to motivate you not to start another word battle with you bro it doesn’t look like you were trying to motivate me well I apologize for snapping this mission is getting the best of me all right guys this is it this dinosaur is going down now and we can finally get out of here let’s freaking do this sleepy Joe I trust your aim we’ll give you all the support we can from here you got this Joe we’re counting on you here goes nothing come on Joe hit that sucker right in The Sweet Spot you’ve got this Joe Make It Count Bullseye got yeah now who is the baddest yes that’s how it’s done sleepy Joe now this is what it means to be the president of the United States of America that’s how youing do it sleepy Joe nicely done Joe you just saved Jurassic Park let’s make sure all of them are dead we don’t want any surprises once we leave here we owe it to the people of America to ensure their safety you know Joe what you just did was epic I bet nothing could survive that blast but for the sake of Americans let’s double check although I’m pretty sure they’re all toast by now Trump’s got a point that explosion was massive even the dead would die again let’s go around just to satisfy our curiosity damn right Barack we’re not just Presidents we’re protectors we don’t hide behind the confines of our office we go all out to ensure the safety of our people you know guys despite all the chaos and craziness it’s moments like this that remind me why we took on the mantle of leadership in the first place absolutely Donald our duty to protect and serve doesn’t end when we leave office it’s a lifelong commitment let’s not get sentimental now gentlemen we’ve still got a lot of work to do to ensure the safety and security of our nation agreed but for now let’s take a moment to appreciate this Victory we came we saw and we conquered that’s the mark of true leadership hop in hop in guys I’ve got a tune on the radio that’s about to play our national anthem waight no it’s actually something far more interesting Sue what’s up with today Biden I should be in bed cuddling with Michelle with this weather I don’t know why I let you convince me to go storm chasing in this weather this better not be another one of your shortcuts to Amy’s Ice Creams Joe shush Donald this is important don’t shush me Joe I am the no seriously shush the Informer is about to spill the beans on something big there’s a strange Cloud Rolling In near Route 68 and I’m not talking about your average cumulonimbus this one’s got a mutated lizard the size of a skyscraper hiding within it locals are calling it The draw Heen u3 might want to check it out well gentlemen it looks like our day just got a lot more interesting mutated lizards and strange clouds sounds like a typical Tuesday in Ohio you heard the man let’s go check what awaits us and Donald maybe we’ll find you in new hat along the way one that matches with giant lizard Slayer as long as it’s huge and make sure it’s in Gold nothing less for the Slayer of the draw Eden just as long as we’re back in time for dinner Michelle’s making that lasagna I like you know back in my day we didn’t chase after monsters they came to us uphill both ways in the snow ah the good old days ha Joe when all you had to worry about was a little snow not giant lizard invasions monsters SH monsters I’ve negotiated deals with creatures far scarier than some oversized gecko hey hey just keep an eye out for any drawn heat in selling real estate Donald so what’s the plan when we get there Joe diplomacy economic sanctions or do we just unfriend it on Facebook I was thinking more along the lines of a Stern talking to maybe threatened to withhold its allowance allowance please I’ll just build a wall around it and make the drawn Edens pay for it well if it’s anything like your other walls we can expect the drawn Eden to be here by dinner Focus guys this isn’t just any Mission we’re setting an example showing the world how it’s done by chasing after mythical creatures in a storm yeah I’m sure that’s exactly what the founding fathers had in mind come on Donald where’s your sense of adventure think of it as an executive retreat but with more reptiles Adventure or not it’s our duty presidents don’t get to choose their challenges they just show up like relatives on Thanksgiving and just like Thanksgiving I end up doing all the work while you two sit back and enjoy the show don’t worry Donald we’ll make sure to applaud when you single-handedly save the day from the dreaded drawn heeden all right enough chitchat we’re almost here time to show this drawn Eden what American presidents are made of let’s just hope it’s not allergic to freedom and democracy or the good old American Ingenuity because that’s about all we’ve got going for us right now well that and a car full of the finest presidential brains or at least that’s what we tell ourselves did you make out what that thing was well be it’s hard to make out but I saw two glowing orbs could be eyes could be disco balls this drawn heeden might just be throwing a rave are you sure you were not just looking at a pair of street lights Joe remember the alien spacecraft that turned out to be a Diner’s neon sign no no this is different Barack this time it’s definitely not a diner I think sure Donald is probably just here to buy some real St maybe it wants a penthouse view of the White House all right boys let’s get a closer look can’t tell if we’re dealing with a cosmic party animal or the next Godzilla just when I thought my presidency had it all now I’m in the sequel to Close Encounters of the Third Kind if it’s anything like my buildings it’ll have its name in giant letters on the side easy to spy yeah because what giant Intergalactic creature doesn’t want Trump plastered on its flank let’s tread carefully though don’t want to start an Interstellar war I’ve had enough drama for one lifetime don’t worry if it gets Rowdy I’ll just offer it a spot on The Apprentice that’ll scare it off focus gentlemen remember we’re here to observe and protect if this thing is more than just a floating odity we need to be ready got it Joe diplomacy first action second but let’s not rule out a quick Retreat if it starts looking like Independence Day Retreat never I’ll just negotiate everything’s negotiable even with Intergalactic lizard speaking about taking a bull by its horns 08 I mean a drawn heeden maybe we can convince it to take up residence in one of Trump’s buildings you know give it the full New York experience only the best for our extra terrial visitors I’ll even throw in a free membership to Mara Lago Focus gentlemen if those really are its eyes we need to figure out what it wants and fast well if movies have taught me anything it’s that it’s either here to destroy us or to teach us a profound lesson about love and unity let’s not jump to conclusions it could be friendly maybe it’s just shy I mean wouldn’t you be if you were a Giant floating lizard shy with those big glowing orbs please it’s practically begging for attention probably has its own reality show okay enough let’s give this Beast a taste of Second Amendment Hospitality it started to behave weirdly Joe I’m all for the right to bear arms but do you think those bullets are even tickling it from this distance look at it twirl maybe it’s a fan of your policies Joe or it’s just wind from the bullets I think it’s the bullets everything has a weak spot like fiscal responsibility to you Donald oh dear I think that thing is further away than a bipartisan agreement in Congress it’s distance schist if we can put a man on the moon we can hit a flying lizard speaking of space maybe we should call space force they could use a good field test yeah because when I think space force I definitely think expert Li exterminators no need this is a job for ground forces and by Ground Forces I mean me careful Joe at this rate you might just run out of bullets before we figure out what that thing is or before it figures out we’re more of a nuisance than a threat you suggesting we’re not intimidating Barack I’ll have you know I’ve been practicing my menacing glare keep practicing Joe that lizard’s spinning more than your speech writers on debate night laugh it up but if this drawn Eden has any sense it’ll tuck tail and run back to whatever hole it crawled out of maybe it’s just misunderstood did anyone try asking it to leave because please and thank you work so well on monsters have you ever said please to a Democrat sleepy Joe only when I want something impossible like silence during a state of the union what’s the game plan here gentlemen because watching Biden Go full Rambo on a creature that’s probably wondering what the heck we’re doing is starting to frame my last nerve how about we call him a Cavalry the Army maybe a chopper let’s escalate this missile’s fireworks the American way calling the Army for all we know that could just get it angry and I’ve seen enough movies to know you don’t want to see a giant lizard angry yeah because when I think of Swift and efficient I definitely think of government intervention and why bring a chopper when you can’t even hit it from here Barack well at least I’m trying to be proactive here meanwhile Joe’s treating this like it’s a video game and you’re just providing color commentary Donald proactive more like Pro overreaction what if it’s allergic to rockets and we send it into anaphylactic shock over the city all right the last thing we need is a giant lizard lawsuit on our hands okay fine so my plan might be a bit much but at least it’s a plan what’s your big idea then we’re doing it operation and prey a tried and true strategy brilliant when that fails what’s next harsh language a Twitter campaign we could always try negotiating you know promise it a position in the cabinet if it goes away quietly you think this thing cares about politics it probably can’t even stand the cable news cycle hey Barack you okay there did you accidentally switch brains with Biden before we left because these ideas you’re throwing out are as useless as dare I say it Obamacare that’s low Donald even for you but if we’re exchanging things how about you trade in some of those tax returns for public viewing hey now if we start trading things I’ve got a few policies I wouldn’t mind revisiting yeah right Joe just like I’m waiting on that infrastructure week but seriously Obama these plans of yours you might as well be scripting a sci-fi movie well at least in my sci-fi movie the good guys have a strategy other than emptying their ammo into the night sky well Obama if you think you’ve got the brains today by all means be my guest lead the charge but remember if that thing comes down here you’re the Diplomat and here we witness the great order trying to debate with a creature that probably communicates in radioactive growls don’t tempt me I’ve negotiated with tougher audiences ever had a sit down with Congress hey yeah yeah and I’ve been in rooms where the IQ seem to be a collective number still we might need to bump it up a notch here come on Joe admit it Obama’s making about as much sense as a solar powerered Flash and speaking of no sense maybe it’s time you shared some of those dementia pills with him now now let’s not get personal we all know that the only prescription you need Donald is a chill pill and let’s not forget a generous dose of reality but we’re getting off track as much as I enjoy our geriatric Jabs we’ve got a bigger fish to fry or lizard to char bril I’ve got an idea let’s challenge it to a round of golf we’ll call it diplomacy by driver I’ll even let it use my clubs because nothing says peaceful resolution like whacking a few balls around with a creature that could flatten the green with one step all right jokesters enough with the banter we’ve got to focus this thing isn’t going to wait around all day for us to crack wise I say we put it in charge of the IRS that’ll scare anyone off on second thought let’s stick with the current plan we can’t be seen cozying up to monsters bad for the poles unless we spin it presidents reach across the aisle to other species bipartisanship at its best forget bipartisanship I’m about two seconds from declaring this a national holiday National shoot at the sky Day celebrate your right to few dog gestures and they say I’m the idealist here we are the epitome of American resolve shooting at shadows and making plans will never follow through on it’s the American dream gentlemen and we’re living at one pointless Bullet at a time Joe where are we off to now we’ve given that Sky monster more attention than a filibuster on the senate floor something’s fishy up there Barack and it’s not the sushi I had for lunch I can’t shake the feeling that there’s more to it than meets the eye startling Revelations from Captain Obvious Joe you’ve blasted that lizard monster with enough lead to build a pipeline I say we declare Victory and call it a day no no hold your tweets Donald there’s a piece of this puzzle missing and I’ve got a hunch we’re not looking at the whole picture Joe’s got a hunch everybody buckle up we might just circle back to the beginning fantastic another Biden Loop what’s next are we going to start sniffing out Clues listen you can’t rush these things it’s like healthcare reform at takes patience and a lot of squinting at fine print or like one of your press conferences Joe got a read between the lines and here I was thinking the only thing we’d need to read was the exit signs Lead the Way Joe my curiosity is almost as peaked as my desire for a cheeseburger looks like something straight out of a Jurassic Park Garage Sale slightly used paroda Airborne mysterious Origins the Eiffel Tower pleas it came to see the world’s largest collection of freedom and shotguns but it does have that just Unearthed look doesn’t it right welcome to the Smithsonian of the Skies on your left see a floating Relic we’re calling Airborne Enigma Airborne Enigma sounds like the code name for a secret service agent who can’t stay off his jetpack jet packs might as well give those to the Secret Service could have used one to escape some of those press conferences right Joe would have been useful but for now let’s stick to what we know good oldfashioned Firepower though this thing looks like it belongs in a museum not in our space it’s always America with these Intergalactic tourists you’d think they’d want to see the Eiffel Tower or something Eiffel Tower’s got nothing on us hold my aviators boys I’ve got a date with Destiny Joe that RPG is older than most of our foreign policy you sure it’s up to the task old but gold Barack besides it’s not the age it’s the mileage that’s the spirit Joe give M the O razzled Dazzle or just you know the boom razzled Dazzle and a touch of americanmade Firepower it’s how we won the Cold War right just remember aim for the drawn hedrin not the Drone we don’t want an international incident though if you hit a drone just say it was spying on us two birds with one stone let’s make this a Fourth of July to remember boys watch and learn remember it’s all about the narrative vice president becomes drawn hedrin Slayer it’s got a nice ring to it Joe you hit this thing and I’m nominating you for the Nobel Peace Prize World saved from alien menace I’ll put it on the mantle next to my best ice cream eater Trophy and here I was worried we’d be bored after leaving office turns out retirement’s a blast literally if Joe has anything to say about it look at him a real American hero this one’s for the history books or at least the late night talk shows you know if we had a band this would be the part where the music swells I’m pretty sure we’d be a one- hit wonder though the drawn hedrin blue is topping the charts hey are those our guys in the helicopters they’re swarming that thing like bees on a hot dog at a Fourth of July picnic your guess is as good as mine Joe I thought you were the one with the presidential Daily Briefing or is this more of a need to not know situation if this is our military it’s news to me my briefings had more redactions than a teenager’s text history hold on are they targeting us this is a bit more action than I signed up for post presidency targeting us I haven’t felt this unwelcome since my last budget proposal but if it’s a fight they want a fight Joe you throw a punch like you throw a press conference everyone’s confused and nothing lands let’s not get our presidential portraits in a Twist it’s probably just a misunderstanding you know like the kind you get after tweeting late at night Donald yeah except this time the tweets are coming in hot and heavy and they’re armed well if we’re going down I’m blaming the two of you two Democrats and a republican walk into a drawn he battle doesn’t have a great punch line the only punchline here will be this Rockets date with that drawning in and those Choppers they can wait their turn I suggest we negotiate a ceasefire with ground control hello this is former president Obama could you not shoot us please throw in a thanks and have a great day and they might just consider it right now my negotiation skills are about as subtle as this RPG let’s bring down that draw Eden and clear up this little mixup you know this could be some top secret military project gone wrong they always wanted a new toy for the sandbox maybe a mutant for showand tell well their show just got cancelled no Curtain Call for the draw Eden it’s going down military projects huh you’d think they’d at least spring for something that doesn’t look like an escape from a be movie speaking of escapes we’re awfully cozy with this thing Joe how about we put some presidential distance between us and ET over there presidential distance right you mean like the space you try to put between yourselves in a scandal I haven’t seen something this ugly get this much attention since the last budget hearing well if this is the military’s idea of a secret weapon I’ve got some foreign policy textbooks they might want to read books that thing looks like it can barely handle a picture book let alone foreign policy Maybe maybe it just needs the right motivation how about we send it to a leadership seminar work on its team building skills yes because when I think team player I definitely picture a giant mutant drawn heeden ain’t enough chitchat we’ve got a monster to meet and I prefer my drawn hens like I prefer my facts Undisputed and below the Horizon below the Horizon huh let’s make sure it doesn’t pop back up with a sequel I’ve had enough of those just remember we do this by the book well if the book had a chapter on what to do when facing a mutant drawn he chapter one don’t get stepped on chapter two don’t get zapped chapter three don’t be come its lunch actually jent looks like we’re not the stars of this show after all they’re aiming for the drawn heeden and let’s just say their aim is about as accurate as a weather forecast uh the Cavalry arrives and here I was thinking we’d have to save the world all by ourselves you’ve got it all wrong this is a cover up pure and simple they’re trying to erase their own mess oh look out detective Biden is on the case got your magnifying glass and deer stalker hat Sherlock what’s next Joe going to interrogate the drawn Eden where were you on the night of the 24th laugh it up but when this all comes out in the presidential memoir Biden the Bold will be the chapter to read is that before after Obama the wise and Trump the tremendous I’ll leave the detective work to you Joe I’m more of a big picture guy like when I look at my bank statements well big picture guy try to keep an eye on the small stuff too like incoming missiles Joe just promise me your detective novel will have a better ending than this situation and don’t forget the merchandising Biden’s drawn heat and busting RPGs coming to a store near you you two done or do I need to start taking notes for the great presidential roast as the Smoke Clears in our extraterrestrial pal takes a bow I say we call it a wrap on this episode and find some actual fun agreed I think we’ve had enough executive time for one day let’s go find some golf balls that don’t explode on impact golf good call it’s about time we had a contest I can win without a recount welcome Gallant comrades it’s another exciting episode on President’s play GTA 5 two questions why the Glamorous intro secondly why do we stand as though we are preparing for war I was about to ask but reconsidered it as a basic coincidence my leg is actually painting the hell out of me right now you you two definitely do not want to begin this video this way it’s one of the best task I love to undergo that we have today and I definitely do not want you guys to [ __ ] up my mood so what do we have in our hands today our mood guy kidnap comrades kidnap what the do you mean kidnap and why are you so excited about it if there’s anyone who should be it definitely had to be the killer of Osama listen I didn’t mention any names please don’t come for my head it would have been worth the while if your head were some Priceless gem I think I would save myself the stress and just pretend I didn’t hear any of that well you heard and there is nothing you can do about it so let’s just move on with the Lessons Learned what the do you mean Lessons Learned well you should understand my point if you aren’t being intentionally stupid holy cow the bully is getting effortlessly bullied I love to see this happen in somehow some way it always does haa apart from these problems we do not yet have full details of our plan what’s happening Donald a presidential limousine this time y PE this is going to be a very sweet outing see who loves the sound of blood already of course the person accusing me of loving War bloody hypocritical [ __ ] you shouldn’t have gotten into the car on time and watched if we wouldn’t leave you behind Bari would you leave us with some motivational speech today to boost our morale as we go ahead it’s been a long time since you told us one of those what do you think well not after you mention what the kidnap details are and who we are kidnapping exactly I agree with that we need to be sure of what we are doing it’s not like we are going to back down though regardless of how hard the task may be I mean haven’t we abducted Putin for now so what could be hard for us aha true well today we are kidnapping someone far lower than Putin but somehow someway enjoys a lot of security detail for protection a clown wait what are you calling him or her a clown for having a lot of security detail or are we actually all kidded to kidnap an ordinary clown well he is not an ordinary clown as you call him he is a person of extreme interest in the number of guards he has speaks volume sadly I cannot share more details now until we are done with this task you just did mhm now this makes me very curious but now I’ll take my piece and watch how things unfold well you better do at least that is a smarter decision than the idiot here who chose to laugh over it using your words against you I didn’t mention any names before you came from my head just that this time the head is too big for you to handle haa I have nothing to say to you enjoy your Folly and why were you driving like we have limited time to save the [ __ ] Titanic that capsized several years ago seems you fell asleep barie this is how Trump has always driven across town why do you think the people of the United States wanted him out of power so badly so their Messiah me could come to save them did you just say that this time I have to sadly be on Donald’s side Joe stupid Biden how do you feel saying that piece of [ __ ] well it is the truth and the truth is indeed hard to swallow you will probably die of swallowing but no problem again I want to ask why did we change Vehicles did you lure us into believing we have an exciting task at hand by using the presidential van or is it all a part of the plan you asked too many questions for someone who was once the most important man on Earth sometimes you just need to use your herd and figure out the logic I probably wouldn’t be this blunt if it were our dementia patient here that’s asking straight bullets will never fail to find a place in your home how can I who isn’t even a part of your conversation share in the insults flying around mhm that metaphor slaps I love it shut up and give your motivational speech before it becomes exclusively useless exclusive and useless in the same statement don’t be an intentionally daed old man barrai read between the lines and figure out whatever that oxymoron means wherever you are watching this video if you think you have seen a crazy driver then you have never met Donald Trump Jr he’s the craziest there is man should be contesting in Formula 1 again never call me Junior I will take it that your dementia self made you forget but next time I won’t make do with an apology so guys to be honest we may probably never make it to our destination with the way our Orange headed driver is handling the wheels but if we eventually do never forget we are a team and only succeed when we operate as a team none of whom ever gunman who meet can handle us because we are theing presidents of the United States of America so yeah knowing this is just enough motivation and enough to get us to achieve the goal of this Mission we can do this as we have always done so let’s do this guys let’s do this I miss this part of baraki haha there is this unexplainable effect it has on me that makes me all pumped and ready to face even the deadliest enemy you have hacked this Niche baraki well obamai you may need to do this often now I think our viewers have definitely missed that plus you seem to sound a bit Rusty and forced now but yeah we get the drill now let’s focus on our task shall we if we don’t who will ha but somehow I am really gassed and excited to find out who this clown is well since you probably won’t stop asking and because I am a good guy who hates to leave people hanging that [ __ ] is never a clown remember the Joker movie yes that one this is like his replica he’s a Hitman disguised as a clown and somehow never leaves his traces but yeah you know me you cannot hide from me for long yeah we do that’s right in the same way Biden cannot hide the truth about what happened in the last election from our viewers for long one day the truth will come to light and I promise I will be there well I definitely do not know about that same here sounds so alien to me Fu you too in your pretense Amnesia particularly you barrai who knows the truth but chooses to pitch with the devil our guy right here isn’t the devil we know he’s just being manipulated oops I hope I haven’t said too much I haven’t right maybe borderline but shut your trap henceforth you [ __ ] no one asked you a question well I did and you too and shut your slimy smelling trap too focus on whatever it is you are doing and take whatever is happening in the White House from your mouth and messed up brain it’s not too hard to understand is it okay okay you seem to be too much in your emotions that’s not good for our tasks get yourself together old Joe you can do better than this I promise you have done it before and it was nicer you do not Teach an adult how to react you at this stage should be a master at understanding the purpose of consequences using your words against you you are smarter than this and you can do better I promise you have done it countless times before and it was better now fix up if pettiness were a person I promise it would have been named after you Joe Biden ha it’s surprising how he takes a simple note to heart my dear Joe we are still friends yeah well guys the business is getting real the goal is to take these guards one after the other and jump into the bastard unannounced simple yeah always simple simpler than directing the wheels from the White House you didn’t have to do that do you I’d rather I kept quiet and let off steam then let you robotic idiot allow me to ruin our mission isn’t it awkward watching the two of you get at each other I mean it is a rare seen one barely see happen premium content is just for our viewers and subscribers I guess focus on driving and shut the hell up Hey listen don’t turn on me right now I didn’t orchestrate your Misfortune or ask you two to get on each other’s nerves I’d rather I kept quiet too this mission is pretty important now really it is but Thinking Beyond the present I was wondering what we would do eventually when we abduct him I mean I really do not have any ideas up in my head first or what do you think guys no words from you two wait what you mean you choose to say nothing until the the end of this Mission how do you old morons think in the same crooked Direction n don’t do this man this is becoming absolutely boring and unnecessary if not for me think about what our esteemed viewers are feeling right now remember this isn’t for me it’s to entertain these guys who intentionally log on to YouTube to watch us complete missions don’t do this now we have this [ __ ] in the trunk guys first mission accomplished I guess after all Beyond participating in tasks you now see how important interacting with us respectfully matters too that was pretty easy to be honest I was expecting loads of guards to attack us before we even got to him our move was strategic I waited for him to be out of his main house to come here to relax and meet with some high ranking stakeholders we’ definitely have very slim chances of survival if we went to his castle to abduct him bullies can be smart too I mean our friend right here is a testimony you anyway what do you think we should do to this blood sucker in the trunk it’s not hard we do what we do to people when they are kidnapped especially for bad reasons so what is that or what could that be Obama Rama is the best person to answer that definitely another named slam ing but I promis to pretend I didn’t hear also since you asked we can torture him to confession have him on tape and we are good to go what do you think Biden may be wrong with his approach but he definitely had the right call haahha you are indeed the best person we should have consulted with [ __ ] you and everyone else who thinks you are right F you too ha and while you guys are [ __ ] each other in the ass I will suggest you grumpy trumpy take it easy with the rumble racing we are being pursued or are we we are not running to beat any time frame or deadline or again are we I understand this is how you drive like you have a spare life somewhere but can you please tone it down a bit this time I’m almost losing my mind I second that we really have everything to lose here and trust me our chances haven’t been good with us this whole time so please have mercy our wives are at home waiting to welcome us with open arms we’ll soon be at The Hideout guys stop moaning like headless chickens act like real men stoic men well stoic men are far dead and I do not want to be a part of the numbers yet L we are here now already morons you both can save your complaints for my next ride because I promise it would be deadly than this ha haa who wouldn’t want to see you time and time again scared to your pants it is worrisome that you find this funny honestly anyway Where Do We Begin from sometimes you idiots parade yourself as smart Anonymous individuals but you forget in the grand scheme of things that no one is indeed Anonymous it didn’t even take me long to find out who the [ __ ] you are watching him so helpless is soul fulfilling I wish you could get him on tape right now to confess to the whole Americans about his crimes probably some people he had caused pain can find closure on second thought how about we dial with this guy and find some links to the other members of his cabal I mean instead of torturing him for torturing sake we can negotiate him into a bird singing bold of you to think this guy right here would say anything it’s been a long time since I heard you say something smart last old Joe but this one right here sounds like one now it seems you are the one being unwise here do we really need this guy’s links when we can sort things out on our own how about we grab some burgers at the poolside and have some civil conversation I think that sounds like a plan so the two of you would really pretend that you cannot hear me talk wow nice moves I’ll be here when it boomerangs by the way nothing can Boomerang Obama Rama look beyond the present and see what ton of information we can cough out of this lad right here torturing him would really do us no good if we examine things deeply or do we really want to just inflict pain or do we want to actually help the good people of America feel safe in their homes and not fear they can be shot at any time well you have your answers so young man I really don’t even know your name hahhaa what the [ __ ] do we need to know you two are really unbelievably gulli did you lay some black magic on him already or did you just expect him to start spilling the beans oh goodness clowns you guys are even feeding him my God he should speak a Hungry Man is an angry man remember he would come around soon how did Biden get you to be this stupid I swear this is a dead end already and I can see it well you are known not to see beyond your nose so it’s understandable I guess I would just wrap the video up instead thank you for watching guys subscribe what the [ __ ] is this he’s actually ending the stream jokes on you it’s ending this next second