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Sam Hyde and Nick GO OFF on INSANE House Listings
Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort look at INSANE house listings on the Perfect Guy Life or PGL Podcast
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how are things what is the news what is the data what is what are you what are you seeing I hope you’re you’re bracing hope things are going well stagnant growth I really like this uh I’ll never be able to find him but there’s this I want I want to make sure I like him a lot but there’s I’ve been reading this like this economist guy mhm on Tik pretty good guy pretty staunch boring economics data bald guy I’m thinking the curly haired guy like something like that okay also that also could be that yeah uh yeah but uh yeah no um I don’t know just uh he was talking about like a reproduction rates mhm and like we’re we’re not making babies which uh makes America yeah we’re we’re down we’re have a a stagnant labor force for 10 to 25 years that’s not good a generation right it’s especially not good when you think of the currently before it’s being as bad as it is so that’s just interesting I don’t know I’ve read over three pages of The Economist magazine so I mean that pretty much makes me a pro I I read it on the plane to look sophisticated I’ve been doing it since I was 20 um I also read Inc magazine and um and lots of other publications of the sort Inc magazine Inc magazine it’s it talks it’s uh basically paid ads for shitty [ __ ] uh like C gold stone creamy franchises oh okay I thought it was a tattoo magazine yeah um but uh yeah um how are how are you how are things how’s your region things still hot I lost the house this week I I I had no business whatsoever making any offers on any pieces of property and I did it um I couldn’t help myself cuz I’m a because I’m a fat [ __ ] you could go you got to go you got to try for it I was like oh my yeah that’s what that’s as soon as I saw putting the sign in h then yeah and then you do that in person and then they were off put by that they were off put by that no I know I showed them my musy and there were no um yeah there was a house uh let’s put it this way right near me like super super close to me good proximity the ranch the mid-century Ranch that I always tell you to buy acre and a half land three-bedroom two bath with an addition the addition was me the floors had a little bit of a little settling but the some things were Done Right Heating was done right needs a full remodel needs kitchen windows sucked needed some tree work needed a general purpose cleanup it was 379 and it came with an adjacent not no not an adjacent a connected 11 acres that they were swearing was buildable and it sort of had to be wrapped in with the project um I didn’t see it as buildable they said oh yeah 100% buildable I was like well I’m not here to buy a piece of [ __ ] landlocked sock soaking wet Woodland um and tie myself up I just I wanted to do it because it was it would have been a good spot to rent to Pals or uh just because just a just a flip one but I lost it I lost it I just didn’t feel like pursuing it like a psychopath and basically buying land they did the thing that every oh we don’t want to make it a bidding war but there were 100,000 under under what I had it and they set a good number and I gave him a full price offer on it and uh uh so did the other guy and they said theyd take the land so it’s fun it’s uh it’s it’s cool I can’t just keep like buying uh you know like [ __ ] houses that are like equal or on the money um I just don’t have that kind of money but sometimes I lie to myself myself and pretend to myself like I can like it totally makes sense like losing $500 or $800 a month isn’t a bad idea just owning the owning the perfect spot price in the real estate I’m sure there’s a ton of games that everybody will tell me to play and this and that but um owning dope single family houses is a plague of my uh my uh my family’s growth so I’m just going to stick to one one nice house at a time and I’ll build one nice at a time and I’ll I’ll stay in my [ __ ] Lane I had to tell myself that this year but um oops but um yeah what don’t do um but yeah no welcome thank you uh we’re going to Tampa this weekend yep Sunday Sunday and then uhon Boer Ron Florida super exciting Dan Soder got to box this afternoon with Dan Soder F what a guy Primo I’ve had the best like seven days of meeting cool people got to meet Sam Talon it was it was all like the Costa Ben Avery yeah six days it’s awesome Sam Tal’s a [ __ ] treasure they’re all honest to God I can’t even say I can’t say enough I don’t want to seem like whack or like asker but like like serious I couldn’t have met three it was like it was like God himself gave me a sweet gift um but we had a really good time all weekend um lemon party yep I mean we we we sure did lemon party yeah we yeah we turned into 6 we did lemon party we did lemon party in my in here right in my uh my barn um but no it’s uh it was it was dope um thank you and the uh rug sale still going on not many left we got seven rugs left I get it uh heavier stuff still on the market hey look I understand Big Stuff sold um I’ll try to have something for everybody we got some wild [ __ ] coming out I appreciate the patronage people sending me pictures of stuff we’re getting them out listen they’re all going out ASAP browser all right let me put you in browser um bam but uh yeah no it’s uh it’s great appreciate it uh awesome awesome I’m glad you guys are getting them uh I will I’ve been buying actively can’t help myself again but um bought eight rugs this afternoon just psychopath but I don’t care no I can’t help myself I have to uh refill it’s uh we’re running a business here trying to get you the dope of [ __ ] but we appreciate the uh the patronage I am a small Merchant in the middle of nowhere trying to get you the dopest things for your house look we will see the things that I purvey in the houses that are millions I promise then you take that [ __ ] with you and you get 15% more because it’s decorated nicely and you use the paint off this uh this mint green uh ashtray but um no cool things coming lots of cool things coming I got you all price points keeping that [ __ ] in mind not trying to be uh a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] with expensive [ __ ] so again uh please to to paint a picture if you guys for anybody like uh listen I’m always going to tell you guys I’ll save you a little bit of time I’m always going to tell you to buy a Lexus or an accord or a Honda or a Toyota always so the answer is that and if it’s a piece of [ __ ] car and it’s uh needs a little bit of Maintenance under 3,000 under the value of what it’s worth fix it and stay in it drive it till the [ __ ] Wheels full off it to paint a picture right if you want to start looking in an area that’s not the area you live in go on loopnet right this is this is my search for sale Rhode Island I do this once uh [ __ ] now I do it like once every couple of weeks but I used to do it like once a month um the whole goddamn State just like that boom search what’s for sale you want to know you want to know right so I look at the whole the [ __ ] state right just find out what buildings are for wow this [ __ ] thing the uh the old electrical building on bike street in onville oh this thing is [ __ ] wrecked yeah show the real picture this thing is a it’s a hollow shell with the Raves in there therapy it was the the coke bar the old Coke bar what street Dyke Street um yeah right that was the old Wes Ros um but you know it’s see what stuff selling in your area like may you know it just it paints a little bit of a picture it’s not super valuable information but I think think it does help make up your mind you know if the nicest thing in town is for sale that’s not a good sign right if the gas station is for sale if this or that if the prices are low on the commercial why that means they can’t get tenants you know there’s a problem um there could not be a lot of business there so it just just to help just information as your friend be able to uh to drink it and juice it um but again these are things I do always looking for property don’t tell me you can’t find a [ __ ] house I know it’s softening up I know Florida’s the the the inventory is hit its Mark but uh in Naples and all that but we’re not talking about that we got Danny luchano with 20 bucks yo Nick and Chris today is my 27th birthday and I was wondering if you could sing me a happy birthday song with your best Peter steel impression appreciate the laughs and edication over the years thanks no but I’ll put on Peter steel for you I’m not doing any Peter hey [ __ ] I’m not doing any Peter steel and see I got a huge dick and I was in play girl do you know Peter St was in Playgirl uh really I thought that was like the pretend I know who Peter steel is what’s that I’m going to pretend I know who Peter steel is Peter steel is from uh uh I heard the name Jesus Christ typo negative lead Ser he’s dead oh yep uh six s foot vampire how’ he die I don’t uh I think he died of um I think he was getting too much head he was getting too much head from Goths and it was too good oh so he died of like a heart attack like w yeah he died of a smile yeah oh yep he died of a smile poor guy some girl like oh my God Peter yeah some girl did a some goth girl did something really cringey mid [ __ ] and he died of a cringe he he died of cringe Suffocation his back broke from a cringe from a goth girl saying something corny I want to get spiderweb tattoos on my titters he was like mustache tattoo he cringed to death yeah um well happy birthday man yeah happy birthday seriously we um and we will see you at gang Fest yeah we’ll see you love you to death you’ll be out there Rock and daddy dice FL flaming dice flaming eightball yeah you know oh yeah o yellow Oakleys yellow Ferrari y um first house of the night and it’s they did what I wanted them to do cuz I made the uh the thumbnail Vancouver you did yeah ah you baited them right into your trap Chris not that I want I don’t I don’t want it to be someone’s going to be getting some spiderweb big titty goth cringe head later on cuz you you’ve put them right in your trap yeah right my trap right where I want you man um 2157 Grand Boulevard North Vancouver BC this is owned by a Chinese man no um you can see that right oh yeah nice color on the Terracotta stucco actually don’t mind the uh oh the no this um the workshop was built as a bomb shelter can you do anything with that let’s see little checkerboard Flor like little PeeWee Herman floor you got the leopard banket someone’s a a ski ski popping Daddy hey Daddyo ski popping Daddyo small College fridge W another perfect example of the uh the VCT Tile install someone sent me pictures if you guys have this and it’s in decent shape try to keep it I’m watching a lot of designers reinstall this that house that I was just looking at I would have had to do this um I was going to reinstall that in the house cuz I like it so much I actually like this this sort of schematic start to think about anybody who doesn’t have a lot of money in renovations for your basement like like if you wanted to put this in your basement it would look cool yeah it was in my basement I it was in crap shape was in if it’s in bad shape it’s one thing but I I me I don’t think it’s that bad but I mean I know things a mil what the [ __ ] cool board formed wow this must be the shelter this must yeah what is that it’s antiques bamboo smart thank God you put bamboo there it’s in its natural habitat right in its natural habitat Canada you know you know this this koala bear food from China and it’s who’s this it’s got [ __ ] cor here it’s got straight up [ __ ] oh yeah wow who sold this [ __ ] how much did this [ __ ] pay for this house I’m a [ __ ] [ __ ] get paid that’s what Howard used to say I’m not a [ __ ] I’m a [ __ ] [ __ ] do it for free that’s what he told he my my 80-year-old contractor friend um the house is good the house is good the condition is not good uh uh the I’ll bet you there’s some cracks somewhere I’ll bet you there’s some [ __ ] goop in my eye um but this is probably what built in 32 or 48 somewhere in that range where or 38 47 okay close um yeah this is good uh I love the archways uh even the stucco finish with the the full paint I’ll take I I don’t hate that I think that’s actually a good way out of that um maybe a lighter shade of it or ped out shade of it but the detail the architectural details are cool the kitchen obviously sucks but it is a good piece of property I have to take Canada for what it is but I mean you guys are about to be in the no one’s paid bills in years land which I don’t know how that’s going to react with uh 7year arms I mean all your mortgages are all [ __ ] up so you I guess you can’t get [ __ ] over because you don’t have people in 30-year mortgages if you have people constantly readjusting um that being said and I know you’re too too polite to tell me what it’s it’s it for what it is just on a on a on a apples spr apples it needs Landscaping everything that could be done to this house would be dope and the house itself would take kindly to a good eye I like the house I’ll say that I don’t know I like the view I like what the house is I like the year built I like the details the layout is very good the house is fat the bomb shelter is a freebie I don’t want to [ __ ] I don’t care about a bomb shelter if you’re going to bomb me I’ll be on the top I’ll be like the idiot on Independence Day that’s like on the roof with a sign that says like bring back John lennin I’ll be the stupid person John Lennon’s coming back man the Rapture saying something that’s so stupid I hope I’m a Swifty in heaven like real dumb n NP uh NPC [ __ ] go Patriots go Patriots damn what’s the dumbest thing you could write on a sign during the apocalypse free hugs free hugs [ __ ] damn um we got the uh so funny we got I express [ __ ] dog what’s up holy [ __ ] what’s wrong oh [ __ ] hold hold up we have a extreme I think this is the largest donation we’ve ever gotten yeah it’s got to be David Collins we have David Collins with $420 hold on yo rosta I’m just remember my ABC’s really quick read this perfectly this is like this is like before I read this David Collins with $420 David Collins with $420 David Collins with $420 David Collins says hi Nick just got three rugs off you you’ve reviewed the house I bought quick question I just inherited a million dollar what kind of business should I buy I was thinking of a m mission tortilla distribution route they will gross around 90k a year and cost 130k to buy I was thinking of taking some college business classes well congrats David thank you for the huge donation Jesus Christ congrats this is the biggest donation we’ve gotten in one chat I didn’t even know you can donate that much yeah I know Jesus Christ yeah um all right so believe it or not there is a see and I get it and I appreciate the question and uh anybody who’s like why the fck you can just say you don’t know but what happens if you looked at a Greek Peta making machine this afternoon on Facebook Marketplace for $140,000 what happens if I looked at one this afternoon and I noticed that he dropped this price and it’s been for sale for a while it’s a pea a p bread making machine it looks like a large conveyor belt and a couple uh it’s not the oven part it’s like the uh I don’t know what it is actually but it’s 190 Grand and it makes PAB bread and you could like a commercial level pea bread maker mhm are you making the P bread or are you you’re making the P bread then you’re branding it you know you’re like this this is Mr pso’s P bread um I mean food is mass scaling [ __ ] first of all the best thing to do buddy is to make sure you get yourself set up legally with uh trusts bu you know llc’s in your name and whatnot distributions so you’re not going to get tax to the [ __ ] the sky you know what I mean so you’re not going to be uh where’d my money go man cuz a lot of people who have this happen to them they say wait a minute taxes and [ __ ] like that so make sure that you you deal with a really good accountant um that will set you up properly to able to take your money back um while it earns and you know whatever get your money situated properly this is not Financial advice or anything um but buying a business like a Tor a tortilla thing huh Mission tortilla chips Mission tortilla chips yes you know that’s a i recognize that brand yeah what’s he buying though like you make them is it is it a franchise it’s I think it’s a brand uh Mission tortilla distribution route Mission tortilla chips wow or or not chips but Mission tortilla Mission Food [Music] Services no oh yeah Mission yeah I remember that’s where I remember it from the T the tortillas you bu is he [ __ ] with me I mean God damn I don’t think so I don’t think David Collins would mess around like that with $420 maybe maybe mission is uh there’s something to it come on more more how many tortilla machine show me the biggest [ __ ] tortilla machine you got I kind of get it though because corn is so cheap it’s a cheap material it’s like right flower super I think Corn’s like subsidized by the government to like grow come on show me [ __ ] tortilla machines you [ __ ] hi pro pro restaurant equipment yeah yeah yeah this is the yeah the tortilla Masters do you have one that’s bigger yeah I want the tc1 16 and 18 [ __ ] face come on you [ __ ] [ __ ] more no I don’t want to grill them I want a little conveyor belt you get to find like who the commercial dough no no no no no no no no commercial dough and sheer machines M yeah 27,000 we’re getting there halfway to my [ __ ] being wet now get we’re halfway there we’re almost at my [ __ ] being wet no get y hold you’re on this you’re talking a pro restaurant equipment um he says uh look up Mission toward tortilla distribution route for sale Mission tortilla distribution route for sale I mean I don’t doubt it that wow be strange lucrative I mean I’d rather strange I never seen I’ve never seen a I I didn’t know this ran like this to be honest with you I’d rather believe this than like something like I don’t like this though I wouldn’t [ __ ] with this if I’m being real with anybody I wouldn’t [ __ ] with this if you like just the why don’t you why don’t honestly kudos to you for finding something like weird that pequ your interest and this is this is what you saw and you got excited right here right you got you got 10,000 a week um a million’s not even to Scuf at man you know what I mean so uh answer the question on what you want to do the most you know what I mean by going out and seeing a lot of you can quickly meet a lot of uh franchisee owners um I hang out with two of them uh one of my friends owns a g uh a gut junk franchise for the entire State um they own a lot of territories and another one owns a dry bar uh franchise two uh two and four um holy [ __ ] all right we got we got another large donation jeez Louise we got money yo um it’s me King Von oh yeah I’m King Von in real life no I act just like him I act just like King Von really oh yeah one of my friends [ __ ] me over I killed him I can’t help myself Chris you’re right you’re right you’re right about that remember when Ben stole my phone charger Ben I strangled his mom yeah sorry sorry Ben sorry Mrs Taylor Mrs Taylor your son stole my phone charger it cuz it’s a USBC and I’m the only one with a Droid and he knew that and he took it so now you have to die and I [ __ ] put a pillow over I suffocated her I stabbed her right in the head it was like a gas station charger yeah yeah I’m sorry but that’s I’m just like King Von same guy I called my account the other day I said where’s my money he said I don’t know what you’re talking about you spend a lot I said I’m on my way down there if you don’t have my money I’m going to [ __ ] kill everybody in the office and uh I put a bomb underneath a a regular working mother’s Jeep and I sent a picture of it and then sh lo and behold the money was back in the account all $1,300 of it mhm um well we got we have a $200 chat for from matilla the chud thank you damn nick uh Nick I’m 27 and feel my 20s are wasted in trucking I L I literally think it’s killing me slowly I’m single fat and always tired and a chain smoker I’m rarely home and the industry is undercut by migrant labor I’m keen on becoming a mechanic is it too late to start no it’s not it’s not too late to start I listen man I don’t know a fat cigarette smoking truck driver that’s not a pretty decent mechanic right off the rip okay if the majority of your work is doing oil changes and changing tires and doing brake lines and [ __ ] I think you got it you’re not going to have to be an internal specialist on [ __ ] diesel engines right off the rip you’re not going to be taking [ __ ] uh you know Kenworths down to the [ __ ] the block right you’re going to be doing maintenance work so if you [ __ ] hate it man get the [ __ ] out of it you know what I mean take a break take a breather save up a little bit of money and then take a breather and catch your health and I mean this man I mean this honestly um you know the gym thing has dug me out of the the worst of it and you can start by walking and don’t feel bad anywhere you start trust me I like the amount of exercise in the first 3 weeks of exercising is [ __ ] humbling and embarrassing it’s everybody’s there and I hope you and the smoking thing I trust me I wish I could quit it too um but yeah you you might be man you might be and honestly it is a time where the truckers are going to suffer and if you don’t like it you don’t like it you know what I mean I’m not I’m not here to [ __ ] say stick with it if something you don’t want to do you [ __ ] kill yourself and you will and I get it um but if you look diesel mechanics make a [ __ ] fortune I’m not even going to [ __ ] foot around it if you want a job I mean if you like working on big trucks um I guarantee your your Pete dealer or your Kenworth dealer or whoever the [ __ ] I’m sure that comboed up by now um they’ll blow you to walk in the door and start being a tech for them um maintenance never stops maintenance is a part of the business and you know one thing about the trucking business as you know is if your [ __ ] ain’t squeaky clean you’re not driving right you’re getting your balls busted non-stop the migrant Workforce that’s stealing the [ __ ] that’s driving truck will get Molly whopped by this when they’re getting yanked out of trucks and be like what fighter extinguisher yeah fighter extinguish what do you mean I have horn I will blow a con shell like no what what what so like and this stuff happens uh this happened before uh dude a lot of like Guatemalan guys that worked in landscaping companies would start their own company and then when they stopped started getting pulled over and their cousins were getting like deported and [ __ ] they were like oh never mind I go back and work for Steve yeah yeah no it’s cool I Tred for a little while it’s cool I like working for Steve it’s cool like that happened in like’ 05 yeah like like a lot and some I mean some suck with it but like some of the guys like didn’t like running their own business for real it’s a real thing I watched it happen I knew like friends and they were like no it’s cool I don’t want I my trailer popped the Tire man you spent a lot of money on this stuff I didn’t put wow payroll taxes are real pain in the [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah you know sh um so uh yeah man uh first first like work on your health take a take a month off man put put some money aside save six seven Grand dig into it until it gets down to Zero have the job lined up before you leave the trucking job make sure they both sync in perfectly go to Sprinter at Mercedes if you want a job tomorrow tomorrow um Sprinter is so poorly run and they need help trust me Amazon all that [ __ ] like they they ain’t going to be battery that fast they still have sprinters right now but um just go for it buddy um honestly man um I mean you know it’s I think it is a moment in time where you like Serbian truck drivers going to be like this easy look at how much money yeah and then now they’re like what I have to download app highway robbery Ryan Reynolds M mobile what do you mean I have no service Ryan Reynolds good price mint mobile mint mobile the guy at the Mercedes dealership he tell me something a par the car he suck his dad’s dick are there a lot of Eastern European truck drivers tons a lot of Russian truck drivers big Russian European truck drivers yeah yeah we used to get them a lot [ __ ] guys in like flip flops unloading G wagons and [ __ ] yeah yeah I’m like a big car carrier like crawling up top of a car carryer I’m like holy [ __ ] damn um so yeah man uh I I really do wish you the best um but um if you want to be a tech be a tech it’s not I mean again a tech is pretty grueling tough on the body but you’re fat you’ll be moving around you’re going to lose weight don’t be a fat mechanic though don’t go out to lunch with the boys that’s what all the fat mechanics do there is a thing as fat mechanic there’s also Jack mechanics oh yeah at the Mercedes shop but um and I want you to get better man please I I really do I hope your health uh just fix the health start walking Man 3 weeks you’ll be a different person I promise if if I’m wrong after 3 weeks if you don’t feel better you can kick me right in the [ __ ] throat you can stand all you can stand with you can say Nick I haven’t lost a pound I feel like [ __ ] you can put a cigarette out in my mouth and kick my [ __ ] mouth shut and stand on my throat when I meet you okay I promise hell yeah yeah thank you thank you but but thank you for that buddy um and then I we got those two big chats and then I I skipped the line yeah no I get it um no I appreciate I I would I would answer the question and the other the other fella I would answer the question the route sounds cool um there are a million things like that buddy a million $110,000 a week jobs like that like when I tell you a million I mean a million so really make sure like you better tell me like that like a tortilla saved your life when you were a kid like like you were drowning in the ocean and like a pack of mission tortillas like like dragged you to shore yeah um you’re you feel connected to Corn yeah yeah like you got you got to give me a real good uh something um but at any rate thank you guys thank you that was very generous and and uh much appreciated like the stream for those guys and uh wish you the best check in please check in uh with mebody on the guy the fell in the truck um we got I express with 25 bucks no house today love you guys excited for Fort Worth my best friend is moving in with me and my grandparents they’re going on a vacation for 2 weeks and I’ll have the house to myself with the Bro looking forward to refreshing company hell yeah it’ll be nice party time it’ll be party time time to bond with the Bro the and grandpa um yeah we’ll see you in Fort Worth it’s going to be fun wow a Chinese bear hunter um yeah I killed a polar bear yeah I like the graffiti art yeah this a street a you like Street this is the worst taste it’s official this is the worst taste I’ve ever seen in my life um note on this is it’s from Scotty L our Bellingham guy um Nick the glass dish made it safe and sound to me today great packaging also Bellingham has the same problem as as Canada where Chinese buy up empty land and it just sits yeah good good I’m glad the rich Chinese guy really went Ham on this one yeah stainless steel good like Dr office yeah lazy boy yeah Lazy Boy not like my son lady boy lady boy lazy boy lazy boy I pink the moon you ever pink the moon wow the phip stock IKEA chair that’s cool yeah the tile poo yeah poo poo table next to the poo poo poo poo yeah the big Gates yeah mar mar Judy Garin you ever see the wizard AOS so cool so cool well this so the person you could have built an office building but instead we had a house uh shitty Canadian Unilock pavers an absolutely ridiculous um I mean it’s the house is cool like the even though this like really shallow cuz I mean your base layer is 15 then you jump it to 24 and then you step it out to 36 I mean the scale of the house is a little silly I’m sure walking through this the rooms are narrow and strange and I don’t really care for this step down who who’s the who’s the [ __ ] the what I said recursion yeah just keep coming back look at the polar bear ra this polar bear is the biggest bear in all the world Chinese day bed yeah this is uh this is something else Street op very cool yeah hip basat yeah Jay-Z 15 million yeah yeah well Mr Yan is going to be a little bit disappointed when his house is worth when he finds out his house is worth 4 and a half million cuz this house sucks [ __ ] I like the stainless tub though good for you clinical yeah take a big [ __ ] mhm yeah it looks like an office commercial office building it looks like the office from billions yeah this house sucks I like the scalloped Fountain though the scallop shell Fountain it really matches same Decor really good job understanding uh uh interior design Mr TR Mr Chan your understanding of interior design and Decor is impeccable the wood furniture in your stainless steel house looks great the polar bear rug throw adds something the Wayfair lights add something and these pretty uh pretty princess chairs that you have next to the uh Copa Dante candelabras really really uh accentuate the book wallpaper that you put in the middle of your gigantic modern house thank you I’m glad you went with the chroma key colored place mat and all kinds of exotic fruits from Thailand durian m jurz M oh I like the wooden with the doily just style blending fish tank on a shelf big wood furniture good job guys thank you for making everybody uncomfortable cozy yeah um that’s as cozy as like sleeping on a like a um sleeping in a Chinese restaurant yeah sleeping on a um the karaoke sleeping in a sleeping in a PVC box yes sleeping in a uh f s and a half inches deep of sweet and sour Duck Sauce inside a Chinese restaurant during karaoke night on Friday sticky yeah no great job on that honestly Mr Chan thank you for taking this modern M what do they say about it like what what do they give me some [ __ ] you’re trying to first of all EV no name oh Dan White architect Dan White let’s see some other masterpieces oh he oh he like this is his move he likes the step thing okay cool wow Daniel Evan White wow yeah I do like Steps it’s me Daniel white I call it Stairway to Heaven do you like the name I came up with I call it Stairway to Heaven 100 Custom Homes it’s like a Russian doll yeah we’re going inside itself yep um I don’t mind that one no but uh thank you for for ruining the house thank you for sending it Bellingham Washington this guy’s all over that we’re going to Scotty L Scot is the man we got jmbb painting Co with $50 first time chat boys uh oh I’m sorry this is a house um excuse me uh we got you jam be painting um Robert searon with 25 bucks I just started watching Grand designs based on your recommendation are there any resources like that that you would recommend for other things like landscaping or interior design I did the master class with um the master class for landscape design it was all right it’s a lot of like English uh identifying the spaces of use was a good thing but I can just tell you what it is it’s basically like but you know what watch it it’s like what five bucks or $11 the landscape design master class is pretty cool what was the other one you wanted to know about Landscaping an interior design um escape to the Chateau is not bad either these I like them they got really famous so it’s it’s more fun in the beginning but people buying castles in the English Countryside and the I’m sorry English people buying French cast castles in the French Countryside and R renovating them um they sort of broadspectrum the entire thing that’s not a bad one if you want just another one um for landscaping uh you can look up the national landscape architect Awards those those are pretty cool then you can go to the the cont the um the award recipients and then you can go to their pages and see their body of work that’s pretty cool you can kind of see like what kind of stuff is out there as far as like 2023 2024 like good install ideas um and it can teach that 650 Carlton Michigan Carlton Michigan Carlton 650 Carlton Michigan this is expensive we got on this monster my cousin uh my cousin’s looking at this property yeah that’s the note it’s exp really cousin looking at property this is expensive expensive I I I’m not going to look but I’m I I can see some [ __ ] already I’m sensing some uh young Boomer energy here mail pouch like the one right below my belly button yeah I got my fat people furniture and I have my mail pouch grateful thoughtful help me I think it says please help we’ve gotten oh good nice dirty floor good job great job for the realtor thank you for making my house look like a some I’m I’m glad you put a nice pumpkin spice drape on the back of the uh the the $5 Home Depot aluminum door good job really kicking ass out here taking names nice mission style light you understood the assignment clearly not a rug that’s worth anything nice Cory and countertop I will applaud you the the fact that you went up the backsplash with the same material um good layout lots of Cabinetry um the way the stove looks is cheap so the kitchen needs to be redone completely bad flooring 1994 carpet old ceiling fans house is absolutely cluttered oak cabinets Windows look okay but old the house looks dated in general wow wood stove poorly designed oh [ __ ] it we’re not going to paint we’re not going to finish the [ __ ] plas let’s move furniture back in you [ __ ] [ __ ] I hate when people this this stuff drives me [ __ ] crazy I’ve never seen that you scum you [ __ ] lazy scum you did all this work you put a scratch coat on top of [ __ ] cement board you built this out of 2x4s you put this big giant wood rack next to this stupid [ __ ] stove and this fake faux brick backsplash then you scratch coat this you were going to stick brick on or stone and then you you just [ __ ] quit and then over here you you said [ __ ] it we’ll just move a Furniture in you lazy prick and now you want $66.99 suck my dick and you put cabinets back up shame on you shame boo shame nice job underneath here this looks [ __ ] great I’m glad you did a curved spiral deck on the St exterior staircase and then left the [ __ ] landscape a completely completely to Rubble good job nice keep up the [ __ ] good work you lazy prick why bother even selling it why don’t you why don’t you kick the [ __ ] for sale sign down while you’re at it bad whites [ __ ] a so his cousin is not in luck yeah this house sucks buddy this house sucks it’s just lazy [ __ ] after like look at Lazy [ __ ] after lazy [ __ ] [ __ ] just crap poorly installed crap look at this [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] a frame door why so the dog can [ __ ] in here I bet you $1,000 right over here smells like straight up dog [ __ ] like like a dog like a dog walked up to you was like yeah it’s a litter box for a dog that the crab the the the the sand pit the yeah yeah the gigantic concrete one though so you can clean it up easy you can clean up with a flat metal shovel sucks cuz it has Barns and out buildings that [ __ ] me man God damn it if he runs a business it’s good it’s a good piece of property son of a [ __ ] I’m glad you love the [ __ ] curve someone knew how to build curve staircases he had a friend oh I’m going to have Russ do another one this is in poor shape don’t get excited about this this looks like it’s going to fail this is a [ __ ] $2,000 piece of equipment let’s be real don’t get sold any of this I like the land I like the metal buildings I like what it is it looks wet it looks soaking wet the house is barely worth the footage [ __ ] me man what this dip [ __ ] pay for this thing he paid a 389 uh 2016 he built it he built it [ __ ] well it’s too much to Market it’s not selling so the house is not selling it’s been on the market for a long time they won’t say right yeah days on Market no um they’re struggling to sell it 550 500 15 acres is cool the two buildings are cool I’ll put the two buildings at $150,000 and I’m being very [ __ ] generous the 15 acre lot I’ll put at let’s just say a buck 25 or a buck 80 so 280 and then that piece of [ __ ] so 280 L 4200 I think they put they put it at the same thing son of a [ __ ] did they wow 4200 no okay no yeah no I call 100 bucks a foot so a third off that little [ __ ] I kind of like is this typo negative yeah I’m digging this never never heard typo negative I’ve heard of him I never listen to him oh man yeah now this house needs a lot man it needs garage doors it needs to be like resided into something real uh all the finishes are poorly done like don’t get twisted this is not good [ __ ] everything here like this ceiling is trash why why are there nipple lights out here that means it was wired who wired it why would they do that no one in their right mind would do that the flooring is dog [ __ ] the rooms are okay it needs a full gut job and once [ __ ] Buck M the bass Master’s [ __ ] is out of here it’ll be better um but it probably smells like a dog’s dick it needs a cleaning it needs a kitchen needs flooring needs flooring upstairs the whole 4600 square I mean you’re going to be you have a $225,000 flooring job minute one um what you’re left with is like a big big bedroom Colonial on nice land the basement’s kind of this is going to take [ __ ] 15 16 Grand to finish um I like the in-law and I like the walk out underneath in the back Landscaping has me is it wet is there any water ever this looks ill designed where’s the water going doesn’t look like you’re the type of guy that would put a drain in does the water go back in the door down there because you put a door up here needs a roof the roof’s [ __ ] stained and shitty so it’s just one of those things where like it’s a it’s a hot mess yeah that’s the this is like a girl with like jizz in her hair this is a fat girl who will give you head but has jizz in her hair and she’s burping up like Jer moister orange soda yeah orange soda and hot dogs like I’m sorry man like uh it’s it’s it’s fine but it’s never going to stop it it’s going to take $150,000 more it’s cool and I really like the out buildings and I really like the acreage but you do need a deep disc if if if he gets a discount on it I won’t be as mad about it I don’t like the the full ask and the buck 5050 is not aggressive for the square cuz it’s not factoring in the um the out buildings but just the house is finished kind of shitty it’s kind of rough we got uh Ian beay with 20 uh 20 New Zealand dear housemen to answer the bloke who asked about becoming a mechanic as a qualified diesel mechanic myself I didn’t start my apprenticeship until I was in my mid 20s so don’t be afraid to be an adults Apprentice that’s great great thank you for telling him that thank you from Down Under told Zealand down in New Zealand we don’t even need to be service you [ __ ] just tell them tell them how many [ __ ] spiders you [ __ ] and pretty much got a job right there in the sport no but no thank you man appreciate that uh good yeah some words of encouragement it is yeah that’s that’s what we like we like that um honestly thank you for that I started reading at 24 yeah come on look at how good he’s didy look at did look at how good look at how good doing I am I’m going to you have to excuse me I’m just going to I’m going to crank my dick on live air and now I’m going to smoke a cigarette cuz I’m cuz I’m horny we’re horny I’m horny for this house we’re uh we’re flying out to Pont California uh please let me know when you get another Navy field be jar okay I crave it yeah Navy field be jars are tough though the Iron Man of rugs very nice um all right good good for you on the bear horny the Iron Man horny extremely horny this isn’t even a bad deal H the puffed Furniture this was staged by a real Stager good for you this is all the inst style when I say like rounded and globul this is the this is the furniture shape that is cool right now chunky chunky they call it what’s the chubby chubby chubby Furniture yeah I think that’s the actual word they use so this was a Kim Kardashian T designer that was trying to sell a house for a rich family um okay we get it wrong furniture for the house though Safari chairs actually looks terrible the furniture looks terrible in this house but this house is so goddamn good I could just see myself pissing in that pool trying skull again skull yeah I used to dip in college Grizzly winter green oh that was a tough I was always a mint skull very skull yeah I was a big skull girl I remember that I remember on school bus making $20 to uh convince people that I was drinking dip spit I was filling the the the Cuffs with Coca-Cola yeah I remember buying I remember buying 40s with uh quarters yeah like really like like like uh yeah in college Years in the College Years yeah the College Years Chris Lynch college Years yeah the quarters The Wonder Years quarters The Wonder Years s hi Mr Bodega man wow St Ides oh this absolutely stunning so the CH the the chubby Furniture probably doesn’t lend itself well to like the house this size this that this house should be filled with like dope uh like leather furniture and studded and you know not this [ __ ] yeah that stuff belongs in like an LA uh it’s it’s good for like apartments and it’s very the Landscaping is the up lighting and the Landscaping is really good it’s like Second To None it’s really really well executed um the RW iron railings Jesus Christ you want to see what Landscaping lighting can do see how see they did the vas shaped trees with an understory and they lit the vase shape that’s a thing see they lit the tree super easy to do 20 bucks on Amazon I’ll get you halfway there this is like a $40,000 landscape lighting install you can get you can get 30% of this for 4% of the money but God damn this house is fat Studio garage the motor Court wow I like that motor Court horny driveway pass a bridge Motor Court Studio garage wow front patio oh wow yeah it’s a rear entry that’s nice it’s a nice sight site plan yeah it is it’s better REM those reminds be one of those coloring books I read a couple couple years ago yeah it was done by yeah this was done by a nice uh this is a site plan 101 done by uh a computer in 5 seconds yeah a computer yeah uh what did uh what did John [ __ ] buy it for 10 million seems 10 million seems short what am I missing here this must be a shitty area of California it’s outside of Baker field no no wow Oakland money wow what did John [ __ ] buy it for 7 and A2 wow what an [ __ ] wow it’s sold for three and a half million sold for 900 W look at you um look at this [ __ ] so someone made a bad deal on it and then he’s like no I think it’s worth this yeah good luck [ __ ] taxes on are [ __ ] out of control you’re nuts you’re not getting that you’re getting 8 and half million yep um we got Aaron concade or conade with 25 bucks Nick I live in North Carolina John stupid land uh why do homes in the South why do homes in the Southeast suck so bad compared to nearly every other part of the country prices are crazy high here weather to uh weather weather uh yeah boomers are so St prices are crazy high here for For No Good Reason yeah um I think it’s cultural problem man I swear to God um I think like Boomers put too much value on the south like your parents are like oh we got to go to Florida yeah let’s go to Florida they get there they’re like oh no yeah like they’re just eating a gun from young young uh V yeah they just think oh it’s it’s it’s 70° in the winter oh the the weather hurts me so like shut up yeah um so you have these Boomers just itching to [ __ ] you over selfish pieces of [ __ ] like Tim Dylan says not let go their house yeah I could probably help you out and give you 75 grand Head Start by just living in a condo or something and treating Florida like it would treat me a [ __ ] Tissue human that goes on fishing excursions so I can get fat on Margaritaville tacos we closed them right uh I’ll close them out yeah we’ll close them out yeah close them out um thank you everyone um yeah it’s uh yeah my parents were never my parents I mean my parents are getting pretty old now but they never they’re like my parents did they went went came right back my parents want uh my par my dad my dad’s like I want to live in a tiny tiny house I was like good I’ll build it out of Hollywood yeah have cadabra um 999,000 now we’re talking now we’re talking yeah know I think uh and honestly I think I think like just just like it’s so stupid though it’ be like if like kids like our age were like oh man like they wait their whole like I’ve heard about it from like 40 like the past 25 years I’ve heard just like people going like yeah I’m going to I’m going to I’m going to go down there like for what like you don’t have you ever worked with like have you ever been to the no I I go down on vacation it’s great and it’s like what the [ __ ] vacation and living there are two two different things oh okay so you like yeah it allows you just I’m not going to be uh I’m not going to be a grandparent or I’m not going to like [ __ ] I’m going to give up on the familial [ __ ] whole uh as the entirety of a family and um I’m just going to [ __ ] disappear cool [ __ ] selfish pieces of [ __ ] I remember Tim talking about that the the selfish thing I remember I remember that specifically Yeah Tim talking about it’s it’s true though um honestly like and then then they move back and it’s like oops yeah what did I do I blew my money and they like they get [ __ ] like they get they lose like they sell your family home in a hot Market they go down they blow too much on a Florida thing like whatever I’m onac like it’s like the time you spend like $30 on a pack of cigarettes wouldn’t you just like go on like a a 3 we vacation just to test it out right right or you add it all up and you’re like I can just I can split a condo with my family or I can split a condo with friends it must it must be just like Bo Boomer like well I’ve I’ve already gone on three dates with her I got to marry her yeah I’m yeah well it’s SP three whole dates I’m ready for marriage uh the we’re flying over to we’re in akan Ohio now yeah I like this piece of [ __ ] this house is a piece of [ __ ] uh note on this firsttime home buyer here yeah uh early 20s making 50k checking this place out this weekend upstairs looks like a dog what should I look for to make sure I don’t screw myself financially in the future stick a knife right in here thanks much love I’m expecting this to be all rotted right here at this part throw a bowling ball yeah throw a bowling ball through this roof and see if it goes through um it’s a little bit of like an old house with a bunch of new [ __ ] connectors I’m I’m guessing like you your best friend is a long flat screwdriver um which are being made uh but this is uh go follow elridge realtor that girl makes good videos she’s smarter than she’s good man she’s legit again uh lots of homes in California which I’m sure she’ll figure out that California sucks but she’s in Northern California but um but no uh she’s as far as like the condition of homes and the immediate diagnosis of problems very very good informational [ __ ] um honestly uh just good just follow her she’s cool um smart knows her [ __ ] I think her father and her husband are Builders so she’s not like some like [ __ ] dip [ __ ] realtor like like a lot of California [ __ ] [ __ ] Realtors so um if you want like good good factual [ __ ] uh Checker [ __ ] out it’s dope the barn is dope the corner lot is scary it looks like a pile of wood I’m being straight with you so you really really got to look at what the [ __ ] you’re looking at here um I’m guessing like all these out buildings are [ __ ] but you can I mean you can work with what’s there stra I’d rather have a structure that’s there this is the cancer of the entire house right here so where this piece meets this piece I’m guessing some failure some sagging so it’s going to have to be completely gutted down to the studs rebuilt it can be done I’d rather do that than start from nothing um I don’t think a bank loan is going to [ __ ] with you on this yeah I mean this is what you look for but I don’t think a bank is going to [ __ ] with you on this but if they do I think you’re okay be careful rot Foundation crumbles um jump in this house jump up and down push the ceilings if this if this is a racked piece of [ __ ] and sunken in right here um you know you’re really going to have to rip this thing down to the [ __ ] bones man for real and this is uh this is bowing like this thing’s like this thing’s coming out right here see this like that’s that’s noodles popsicle sticks yeah bro um but you got a lot of I mean you can rebuild it it can be done look at these you know it’s just it’s take it apart put it back together how much do you feel like doing this it’s not for the the faint of heart it doesn’t have to be perfect right away but how much do you feel like doing this is this is a a level expert level rehab I’ll I’ll tell you this uh how much are you going to spend 135,000 without a doubt so and I’m talking you’re ripping all the plaster off this you’re going to be you’re going to be reframing and you might be propping up a dead woman this might be a like see how dead this body is but as far as the rest of it goes I like it what it is is cool what it could be is cool what it currently is is a it’s someone’s sweet grandma that started smoking crack it happens but it’s it’s a lot but this is this is the price point man the kid the kids not um and if you get a bank to [ __ ] with you on this that’d be kind of cool you’re not getting hurt at this price right you can swing it it’s all your money though buddy all your money for 5 years straight just so you’re we’re all on the same page every single $88,000 pile of cash you get all your credit cards you will this house will own you for 5 years what you will have in the end is cool what it will be will be cool all the new doors all new windows all new framing all new siding new roof new everything everything new kitchens new baths new tile everything bro but what am I going to say uh we got JDJ with 25 bucks uh hey Chris and Nick new job opportunities available do I leave my current job with no benefits for a job with great ones and even better pay I love the people I work for and I feel slimy is this a no-brainer ask them for the benefits benefits are $4 an hour give it to me what are you [ __ ] crazy give it to me and I’ll show you how to do it don’t be scared health insurance is $12,000 a year a car is $4 is a car is $2.50 an hour they like break it down like that for them yeah you’re going to lose me for [ __ ] $3 an hour for a for what 120 bucks a week you’re going to pay uh a head hunter blah blah blah to replace me yeah they say it’s an average they say on average for a head hunter to replace someone is a year salary of that position really on average like the time like the average that you lose the work while the person is gone to training the person and then including the commissions and fees so that you pay to get people there um and if you like the job ask them for it say this is crazy you got to give me that it’s okay I would if you were good and they like you that they’ll give it to you yeah you got to understand what you’re asking for you’re asking for about 12 to $20,000 a year big deal I know it seems like nothing if you like it a lot I mean benefits don’t make my [ __ ] wet sorry yeah the what what’s the Ben what good health insurance a 401k like a what 4% match well they’re giving you $1,700 a year woohoo yeah whoa in my old job I got I got a JBL Flip for working there for five years yeah you got a j you got yeah maybe you can get that’s 120 bucks Nick yeah like um yeah man like I did it yeah that’s that’s $120 CH I’m so happy you’re here I paid you 12 cents a day to Pro prove how much I like you I give you 12 cents a week you’ve been you’ve been our comedy for 5 years here’s your Bluetooth speaker here’s a Bluetooth speaker so you can listen to while you piss while you get drunk because you’re so sad about your existence uh we got imperor 88 millimeter with 25 bucks Crick we need an update how has John stupids John stupids rotten toothed handy man been he reminds me so much of relatives I haven’t seen in at least a decade thanks for all the laughs John stupids rotten toothed handyman how’s he been I don’t remember him he doesn’t work here anymore I fired him I got my guys all new veneers speaking of employee benefits I got my guys veneers 2 and a half inch veneers each they all look like the mask I want all my guys to look like the mask and stay smoking all the time um I don’t remember the roted tooth I got to look that’s that’s a that’s a throwback deep cut that is a deep cut I’m glad I have something in my eye right now that’s like I don’t know what it is but it’s I got pink eye um damn fly over to Warren Michigan Warren Michigan thoughts on this one this is clean wooden toilet see I always love that yeah I like the one with the coins in it coins yeah you never saw coins toilet seat oh what like epoxy coin yeah money toilet money toilet seat yeah hell yeah money toilet seat I remember my dad’s car dealership had one when we were kids so that’s Insanity yeah money how much are these things $32 wow uh that’s one 2 3 4 5 that’s 500 for this one cool hell yeah what hell yeah dollar dollar piss on I [ __ ] on money this house oh sorry Warren Michigan damn Warren Michigan Warren Buffett what’s up with this house there uh just thought thought on it uh mid-century Ranch wellmaintained good yard oh I like the lattice work above the good job on that actually are you being sarcastic no no oh uh this is where you stick a claw hammer inside your wife’s head like you know the uh you know the uh part in Casino where Joe pessy shoots the lady who’s having tea at her kitchen and he like lays her head down he like walks in he’s like leing her head down no that just reminded me of the [ __ ] John TR thing though from From Paris With Love oh God yeah yeah that that was yeah that’s crazy From Paris With Love with John Travolta God damn that’s so good um I’ve never seen Caso now this house is pretty well maintained [Music] uh what’s that de fire air purifier into the that’s cool I like the backyard the stem concrete’s ugly the front’s good front’s real good the fireplace is dope the layout’s good needs a kitchen the ston work’s fine very acceptable the parket floors are fantastic the bathroom tile is good the vanity sucks uh keep the bathroom tile if that’s your house the basement’s the best part about all of it love the love the 60s basement with the fireplace great place to chill is the freebie you’re looking for little basement cozy cozy good pass three bedroom two bath that’s the metric you want there it is yeah oh yeah good for you buddy I hope I hope you did that we got a refining reason with 20 bucks going to Second the other mechanic uh I was 27 when I started automotive and never touched a drain plug now I’m numbered nine out of 56 stores in my company in service you have time yeah man it’s never too late it’s it’s auto maintenance you know what I mean like don’t think about it like it’s too hard you know like once you once you get the muscle memory down it’s quick you can make a lot of money I I don’t know a broke Tech period it’s one of those Industries where there’s no like if you’re a brook Tech you’re a [ __ ] lazy piece of [ __ ] and I do know lazy piece of [ __ ] and even then they make 70 grand a year and they’re lazy because they think 70 grand a year is like the most money they’ve ever made mhm but the other dudes that are killing it are making like a buck 40 Buck 50 like full sleeve tattoo kids that are like 34 years old make that have like [ __ ] three Bitcoin mm you know what I mean like they’re fine these kids are like opening restaurants and bars they’re like they’re like 42 they’re they’re talking about like retiring at like 42 like their options are good they all hate their job though I will say that they do complain text complain I’ll have my buddy Jeff on one time or I’ll have someone on that works in service um they love to [ __ ] they are like the they are like the yeah [ __ ] this guy’s a piece of [ __ ] that’s why you have to win them over right away yeah and the way I R win them over is I always first day on the job at Mercedes it’s a huge 20 Bay garage and you come in the garage on one side and then there’s a toilet all the way on the other side everybody takes a [ __ ] in service I would run I come running full speed full speed through the garage get out of my way oh God I got a [ __ ] make way move idiot get no one knows my name I have a tie on tie is going in the wind I make sure it looks like new salesman shits his pants and I go and I [ __ ] yeah I [ __ ] in the bathroom I come outside and I’m like oh oh and then I wash my hands with lava soap like the orange the P the P soap congealed [ __ ] no like the the one with pomus in it to get the grease off your hands I’m like oh my God I like roll my sleeves up like oh my God oh God don’t go honestly shoot that [ __ ] bathroom guys you don’t ever I’m sorry it’s my first day I ruined that [ __ ] toilet in there break the toilet with a sledgehammer and fill the bathroom with cement I literally just [ __ ] all over the thing it stinks there’s tapeworms in there the size of [ __ ] garter snakes don’t go in there I don’t know your name I I’m Nick I just started today I still love all of them are like all right he’s cool [ __ ] because they all want to hate the salesman yeah but they love calling salesman like [ __ ] cuz salesman will drive the car in the back and be like she says it’s broken fix it oh and tex like d get the [ __ ] out of here I’m busy as [ __ ] that’s that’s a yeah that’s bad news yeah so I get it if you’re a Salesman don’t do that and if you do do that pay him I’d always be like I’ll buy you lunch just get me out of this Jam customer flipping out like dude something’s making a noise like dude get me out of this I don’t know I don’t feel like going through Management in the proper steps I’m not getting an AO just make this go away here’s $20 please yeah it’s worth your $20 salesman always have your Tech that you can go to get you out of a jam and always buy him lunch see another free lunch coming out of it little tutor neoc classical tutor yep we’re we’re in uh Kilgore Texas uh Rim Road know this uh he’s looking at this tomorrow he wants a review well good luck on it I like it um the only two-story house in the neighborhood it seems or one of the only two-story houses in the neighborhood lots of exposure from the street needs fencing or Landscaping where are we Texas Kilgore Texas I like the pool I’ll take the I’ll take the free pool I mean this Margaritaville [ __ ] beer pesque uh swingers [ __ ] under under deck here a covered covered porch with tile floor looks a little uh jacuzzi [ __ ] my wife life uh kind of [ __ ] swinger upset down pineapple party and the uh it looks like a drunk house to me if I’m being honest with you I don’t think I’m that far off yeah oh I bought a big bedroom set oh you bought the big bedroom set don’t ever buy matching Furniture bedroom sets by the way this is this is a this is a poor man’s game um don’t yeah oh good job on the curtains looks really nice cool so no one no one can hear [ __ ] 512 lbs of [ __ ] going on in this room oh two 260 lb people yeah yeah yeah 13 one yeah 13261 189 damn um yeah this house the house is good though as far as the house goes it’s good um could be great I think like a paint trick it could be it could make a very bad mid90s build look decent actually of the mid90s formats oh it’s it’s Rim road yeah it’s Rim Road SI dud I didn’t even pick up on that six Rim Road six Rim Road let’s lick them up there on rim road for the butt lick this has a wet ass cheeks yeah this has wet ass cheeks this one has a I think this has h four spit covered [ __ ] this has um I don’t know Julie Julie Woods hey does this House have a spit covered [ __ ] okay just checking 359 is nice 191 days on the market why why they’re holding off so they’re broke which tells me that’s exactly what bonehead would do okay so they bought the house for 260 and took a line of credit out and did nothing to the house that’s what they did so they’re broke they can’t go any lower or they’re going to have to show up to the closing with cash that they do not have because they spent it all on alcohol and Swinging um but the floor sucks bad um I bet you 100 bucks as a Chevy Silverado lease or something something something a guy who would buy this would do some idiot kiss kiss rules Ace Freely yes poor I feel bad for the uh just trying to raise my I’m glad I’m glad you got three satellite dishes cuz you [ __ ] three satellite companies over I got dish I got and then dish tried to [ __ ] me over so I got Direct TV then they tried to [ __ ] me over so I got Cricut Wireless by Ryan Reynolds M mobile yeah they they have a satellite TV now they have they have settl it um this is do it’s for what it is is a dope house good price I like it I think it’s good they’re stuck so you’re not getting a deal on it which is unfortunate I don’t hate it though I don’t I don’t think this is a bad house I’d offer him three there’s a deal I’d go for it I like the cornflower blue on the front door if I’m being completely transparent with you um I like the house period end of story it needs a lot it needs a lot it’s good we got Al we got Alex Alec rosson with 25 bucks Nick seen you wearing some thorough Goods I like my pair that I wear for work but they’re mad heavy they are mad heavy any other boot brands I should look out for I’m tired of dressing like an ex skater kid uh I had a pair of Knicks I bought them on eBay a custom Nicks boots those are pretty cool Sam got me out of those but uh he didn’t buy bu them NYX boots they’re expensive but they’re they’re cool uh NYX handmade boots um these are pretty dope I had uh these the Americana I had them in green I bought a pair for like 270 bucks on eBay um they can be any color those those are pretty dope uh eBay is your your best friend for that [ __ ] um I’m a I’m a Redwing I was a Redwing guy my entire life and uh Alden for dress shoes I wear like Alden I like red wings um I know red wings’s not the same company it used to be um I’m not a Thursday boots guy but uh these aren’t bad these are like these are pretty pretty fancy some people like chips um I don’t [ __ ] with chips even though I think they’re better quality I think I think um I think chipa are pretty pretty uh I like eBay man eBay for men clothes especially women can’t shop on eBay men can like I have uh I’m always buying like Laura Piana [ __ ] [ __ ] like fancy like Ralph Lauren Purple Label is like $600 for a button- down shirt I buy them for $28 I buy uh Liquid Blue on eBay Liquid Blue t-shirts Liquid Blue t-shirts see those are hard to get what’s a liquid blue t-shirt Liquid Blue you’ve seen you’ve definitely seen oh wow oh yeah these are like these are the hot hard to get ones n not really but I have that that one right there the uh no one on the left of it yeah wow Sam actually was like byy this I was like all right is that the guy from Twisted Metal no that’s a ter what is that I forgot what it was but overload I don’t know it was [ __ ] cool dude it was [ __ ] Dragon one Dragon yeah Liquid Blue Grateful Dead Grateful Dead I’m a huge Grateful Dead fan lot of people don’t know that um damn that’s crazy yeah we got a Robert searon with 25 bucks I actually went and looked at the house on Yellow Creek in akan that was the akan Ohio house uh it’s probably a tear down the floors are sagging and mushy whole place smells wet it has two furnaces because one just got straight up ab band you probably want to walk away yeah 90 grand yeah sometimes like 90 grand is like it’s it’s honestly it’s worthless um if if it’s just a big musty pile of piece of [ __ ] that’s falling down it’s rotted to high hell it is a tear down you don’t want that smoke buddy that’s that’s that’s the worst place to be um you said you make 50 Grand a year you could make honestly I think it would take like 200 Grandin a year to get yourself out honestly you you could ruin your life for something like that um I have a buddy who’s got a like he’s constantly propping up a dead horse um sometimes they’re okay though you can’t you can’t like write all of houses that look like that off or you’ll be leaving a lot of money on the table um just look look a little outside of akan yeah or something but we’re flying over to Oklahoma 750,000 yep uh on Zillow he says and he’s uh love your [ __ ] thank you man oh exposed ra Tales look at that uh go buy run and buy this house run to it this house is fat windows for days I [ __ ] love it horny wow the [ __ ] kind of sex what a f kind of sex swing you got here what is a laring room lynon B Johnson stayed in this room while visiting wow who cares wait what what a metal plaque that says that yeah damn wow oh the tile Works [ __ ] incredible what comes to the museum buy this run and buy this it’s a good piece of real estate period end of story done talking about it house is fat fat well built good piece of real estate don’t [ __ ] this up go get it don’t care don’t care don’t care does it have commercial Quinn and Associates architects let’s see nerdy presidential w m yep yeah this is this is a good thing couldn’t build it don’t know anything about it don’t care $37 a foot don’t care about that either 20,000 square fet of space yeah run a business out of here you can [ __ ] run an office out of here I mean it was built by I mean you got to remember guys when politicians build houses they use illegal they don’t they get built by all the top money yeah use that they steal money and they have them they have like the highway Builders buil you know what I mean like you have the best of the best so like this this type of stuff was like over engineered um you could never build it again the extra building could be [ __ ] car storage for all you care like it doesn’t matter it’s free square footage um not for the faint of heart trust me but if you can get it if I lived anywhere near if I had any in need in the world to live anywhere near Oklahoma I’d buy this in a second wouldn’t even weird me out a bit that’s nuts that is nuts that’s awesome yeah thank you for showing 2309 Kerr Mansion Road on its own Road how many acres 18 Acres I’ve got more than that Senator cerr and you got Oklahoma Land but uh the I mean there’s not many Highlands in Oklahoma right isn’t it flat as [ __ ] so I mean I think it’s tornado proof too tornadoes to come up to the Highlands you can watch all the people get uh sucked up in a tornado be like suckers [ __ ] idiots it was designed to watch tornado deaths that’s probably what it was based on the people who stayed there they were like yes and you can watch them die yeah yeah oh that’s so cool look at the look at the cow that sucked up in it Mr President this is our new Pro program the HARP program this is the HARP program we’re going to see it we’re going to watch it we having a nice cocktail over here and Lind B Johnson pulls his dick out he’s like this check this out I got a fat [ __ ] I’m the president yeah is it funny right I call it the tornado didn’t he uh isn’t that uh was it lynndon Johnson it Lyndon Johnson with the [ __ ] I don’t that’s why I don’t pay attention um yeah yeah so someone used to pull their dick out all the time and there was a president yeah Big John whoever big Johnson was yeah uh we got Ted jiz jangler with 20 bucks sup Nick saved 100K over the past 5 years uh as an Excel monkey looking at buying car wash or food food distribution small Biz with my boy I like car washes a lot looking to buy it with my boy 50/50 with SBA loan only 10% down any advice or other ideas for office workers trying to buy small businesses bro carwashes are cool car washes make mad money period end of story sorry I’m sorry for anybody who doesn’t like that but I got to be straight with you all right um those like rain I think they’re 3 million just a heads up though y I’ve already looked them up these things these like who these rain Car Wash franchises these things are [ __ ] monsters they’re making so much money I know a guy who has three of them he had money to begin with but he is even even a retrofitted like you put this box in the Old Shell like like that’s how they do them like you buy like one of these jams and then you put like the newest vacuums and you find like car washes are good they’re stupid they work um I like them I mean look people pay a lot of money for their cars they take care of them people like clean cars it’s like it’s like a cultural thing they ain’t going anywhere I like them uh I like food I mean you’re in the right stuff I I’m a big like shellfish distribution guy like I feel like I would retire and have like a be like the man on the dock with cash like seafood mhm my mom used to be an accounts receivable accountant for a a Shellfish Company that did like C- Hogs damn so she used to take me to work with her all the time when I was like four and I would like Mosey around in like a a cog Factory which is like a shitty little house that would like buy back I’ve been to some of those yeah they stink they have like water tanks and [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah my dad was like we’re going to go to the clam thing um I don’t want to say all of them but like do your homework on them but like these things clobber U especially in like regions like just out of the way but like the one that makes the most money looks like this [ __ ] like the free vacuums the monthly the monthly plans like the unlimited monthly plans they print money they have a high cash flow on them the drain that you have to put in is like it’s the it’s the site work that’s the most expensive you need like a gigantic sistern put in which is basically an underwar an underground water handling M uh like it’s got a big clean out where all the rappers go into it like all the trash comes out of the cars and it it’s like a big spin cycle like septic tank thing that you clean out um that’s the that’s the big chunk of change it’s like the big money thing that you’re like oh [ __ ] I thought it was like putting a block building up with like a bunch of computers on it like no no no but uh I don’t think it’s going to cost I mean 100 Grand you’re going in with your boy I I would I think these things are killers right now if I had a lot of money I would buy one of these and I would I know where I’d put one it would be in Lincoln um or Smithfield I’d put one in Smithfield and it would kill and I would make [ __ ] incoming Revenue every day um uh New York uh Lake yeah Ron ronom yeah Gail drive that’s my mother’s name Gail Drive uh not on this my parents are in the process of buying this house for the asking price and I’d like to know your opinion overall been watching for a few months now and love every stream I see appreciate it thanks man what what he said that he’s going to pay his parents are in the process of buying this okay it’s a cool house mid-century house it’s finished not mid-century but it is mid-century um they must like the area the house is finished like [ __ ] I mean like absolute [ __ ] basement the maintenance is nice on the lawn this hot this area must be hot as [ __ ] but it’s clean and it’s tidy so I understand your folks uh interest in it needs a garage door needs a front door needs a better paint color um they didn’t know what the [ __ ] they had this house is like designed like it’s a like a new this is a 60s uh split level so uh needs a kitchen the floor is bad that’s fine they don’t have to do anything um the bathroom is for an old lady see the grab handle it’s always like evidence of a it’s got gilgore don’t tell Chris but I think this is Chris’s ex-girlfriend’s place Jesus Chris God damn um the rooms are small but the the yard is they’re on a fertilizer plan or something or it’s just touched up but uh the walkways that are installed to the left and the right of the driveway are I’m keen on that 569 seems tall as [ __ ] where the [ __ ] are we Oh Long Island yeah I mean this is the kind of neighborhood you want I mean it’s safe people like it people like it yeah I got you they want to live out there I got you I understand well they’re not renting that for that the rooms are small right how many square feet yeah they see see how they left the square feet out cuz it’s small this is a small house I hope your parents aren’t fat or tall they’re going to have to just if they do design the if they do they need this this needs a little bit this needs some landscape works so smart uh make sure their Furniture is not too big um use the uh use the wireframe chair method but um I mean it looks like that’s just kind of like going radar on here looks like you’re getting just yeah thing’s [ __ ] dated yeah I understand I mean I get it this is I like this one a little better I like this house a touch better cuz it’s not lying to me this house is a little bit better 595 Beaver Lane it’s the same price right how far in the process of buying a house Grand more how far in the process of buying a house you have to be to like not can’t back out uh non-refundable deposits um I mean you you be a psychopath and just be like ah you can come up with all kinds of [ __ ] I wish Jake was supposed to be on tonight but he [ __ ] chicken out little [ __ ] um but he would have like the best answer for that like what you can do to get out I’m sorry I can’t buy the house I have AIDS yeah I just found out I have AIDS going try to slam me I need the money insane now yeah I was buying the house and then I found out I was drinking paint I can’t buy your home anymore and I because I have I know I signed the contract and everything but I wish I could um why this house as opposed to north of 495 versus south of 495 maybe this neighborhood’s a little better I mean it looks like a clean enough house clean enough neighborhood if I’m being totally honest I actually do like the other one a little better this guy’s chilling out here he’s like this [ __ ] you Google truck how much did a [ __ ] buy it for Wow never want to see that starberry little too this is on my Discover weekly starberry anyway hell yeah but good for you not [ __ ] on you just a little too much um it’s good no I like I like the house um garage they they have to go back to like Sleek modern mid-century Tri level so mid so a perfectly executed mid-century Tri level is going to look like without being too trendy you know you have to like the guts have to be a little more authentically 60s you know what I’m saying so keep that in mind so when your folks are doing this stuff um you know you got to you got to keep that 60s aesthetic that this house is like they wash they washed it all off but you pars are going to go that’s weird that’s weird why would he tell you to do that your friend’s [ __ ] [ __ ] Keith don’t hang out with him anymore he’s [ __ ] Ed uh we got Willie G with 25 bucks I’m 25 doing tech phone uh BS at 125k in high cost living in SoCal uh looking to get in a Lotus Elise uh I have have like 200k in stock BS and 40K liquid am I stupid for wanting this or should I just chill and stick with my f FRS yeah stick with your F FRS who gives a [ __ ] you can put like no leas it’s like a track car they’re so uncomfortable man oh they’re Wicked small man they’re like Teensy um they’re like a glorified I would I would take a tun MX5 like I I would take a t or an S2000 if I wanted to I I I I my my dad had Lotus a spree one time when he was a manager for a dealership when he was a Ford he went to the Ford sale in like 1990 and bought the uh and he was the used car manager so he could buy cars and I got dropped off at school in a Red Lotus one time like this [ __ ] uh they’re they’re they’re not cool I know like I I’m going to get butchered for this they’re like are you [ __ ] crazy this is the greatest track car of all time rotus like shut up first of all I’m a bigger fan of tuned tuned S2000 you can tune your BRZ I love the S2000 the S2000 is so fat my buddy Dave had one grown up [ __ ] was fast as [ __ ] fast as [ __ ] doggy um damn um no no Lotus Le at least no how L it looks it looks small there’s a picture with a dude standing next to it I was like oh that is oh they’re teeny they like like you can pick them up oh oh yeah so let’s let’s just find I I’d love to see all right let’s see car gurus yeah get the get the [ __ ] out of here yeah 40 grand for this kind of literally I’d rather buy someone’s project like there’s so much more horsepower for I mean I know track I I’d buy a Cayman I’d buy a used a tuned Cayman before I bought this I don’t care about the I know the power to rate ratio I know the car weighs like 12 12 lb I get it I just dude you look like an [ __ ] in this this looks like a man walking down the street in like this colored underwear with like putting on gloves yeah and telling people like uh yeah I come a lot like it’s at brunch yeah you’re like dude yeah I don’t that’s an ugly card to me knock it off yeah get out of here use C63 C63 cab M3 tuned MX uh Porsche Cayman any Porsche Cayman um [ __ ] so so much stuff yeah uh we got har we got Harris new Setter with 20 bucks excited to see y’all in Tampa I know you hate Florida but it really ain’t so bad no Florida’s going to be great I can’t wait I’m going to go down there I’m going to try swinging upside down pineapple lifestyle it’s going to be great um all over my pants we’re flying over to North fail Road 697 I would you [ __ ] with me Indiana uh been staring at this one for a while seems like 1.7 might be a bit Ste deep not for me for the area thought I want it Indiana Indi animals Indi IND animals I’m coming down there yeah I know that oh my God oh my God what’s that wait what schmuck did that except for that countertop over there oh God this oh well I’m just going to I’m going to overlook this mosaic tile detail that they oh good God this MRE looking oh they did it all over the house oh my God this person had no idea what the [ __ ] they were doing a lot of a lot of like good outside bad inside yeah yeah people not understanding let me tell you something right now I would slide my whole entire hand up a Boston Terrier’s ass puppy yeah I would eat I would eat the head off a [ __ ] small one one second old dog soft yeah I would gr like it’s a soft shell crab I would grank spike um I would grank spike cats at the at the third wve feminist uh rallies I would grank spike a cat in front of a Fred armison crowd in front of a Brian pain crowd who’s Brian pain a comedian he’s like a like um like a redditor crowd yeah yeah yeah I I would um I would I would give the tombstone to an orange tabby in front of a a Reddit crowd and and deal with the beatings for this house 50 acres Neo French mad long driveway pass ways man-made River oh my God I would drink a gallon you can introduce me to the president of the United States at any point in my life and I’ll drink a a gallon of my father’s piss in front of him instead of saying hello for this house I would too they’re like this they’re like wow it’s nice to meet you you save all those people from that that river bank and you swam out there cuz you’re a pretty decent swimmer and saved that entire family I’m going to let you meet the president I’m like this mhm mhm like you’re in a dis commercial [Music] I was pissed I would that was all my father’s piss I get the house now right thank you I’m going to have to take a leak early yeah damn yep um that’s perfect yeah what’s up with these H like the the these builds are in like places I wouldn’t expect at all I know I know North fail Road in Indiana yeah built in what ‘ 87 when was this so 2003 oh my God 7:35 and 18 I’m horny I’m so [ __ ] horny right now I just want to come I just want to come for Christ sakes God can I come oh my God where is what’s the Clos the city yeah Port let’s find out cuz I’m moving right now I’m I’m going to be in Indi animal right now yeah hello oh we drove right by it damn damn we drove literally right by that’s where all the raccoons were yeah the Fleshlight raccoons for the truckers that was a fun drive yeah that’s where truckers instead of you know hitting raccoons with their tractor trailer trucks they [ __ ] them while they smoke crystal meth and then when they’re done they’re like and then they [ __ ] throw them out of the window and they make friends with the raccoons and the raccoons like the crystal meth pipe they smoke crack like in Bad Lieutenant 2 it’s a symbiotic relationship yep with animals God damn I don’t care where it is I’ll take it I know the road it’s halfway to Chicago from Michigan y I was just there I drove right by it uh I would have stopped and looked we got Christ P was 25 bucks uh hey Nick please talk me out of selling my house and buying a sprinter van and living on a beach somewhere I hate my job and have some Equity get a [ __ ] van and take off and just rent your house out if you want to do that try to salvage the equity you know what I mean try to like Salvage and tap the equity to to you know a little bit you can buy a van without having to tap the equity you just have to pay more right you know what I mean but um uh H have your have your cake and eat it too yeah yeah literally have your cake and eat it too Sprinter van is a pretty good property I wouldn’t buy one used I’d buy one new I know that’s on crazy but there just the the the resale value is so high and the the trust me the the numbers are off on getting one um living in a van sucks dick dude living in a tiny house sucks but try it try it go do it go rent a [ __ ] van pay all the money go live in a van for a week see if you like it I’ll bet you won’t I’ll bet you won’t maybe you do I don’t know get get and honestly you can get a Class A RV um the van you can drive everywhere but you can get like a small F you know E350 class um but uh yeah do try try it first cuz what is going I’m going to be eating all my jizz tonight what’s going on God damn was the is that the second page oh wow wow we’re we’re flying over to Bedford Hills New York this is the horny horny stream yeah dude honestly the guy the one live in the van try it first try it my friend uh did Van life in an e whatever yeah um I two two years two years no [ __ ] two years he built uh he did did built the whole inside did all that yeah and then he found where he wanted to live and then he got an apartment then he’s off the van off the van yeah go for it now he lives in Austin I would do that I would I would either like rent one or try it first and then buy one you know what I mean cuz you know what you have so like pay and you’re going to pay through the nose to rent one but you’ll find it um try it I don’t you know what I mean uh but but getting rid of the house and like Equity it depends on where you are obviously a lot of things come into it how much Equity do you have do you have enough equity to like you you wouldn’t want to buy a [ __ ] van you don’t you don’t like get out of a house to get into a van you know what I mean you would just rent your house out take off and then uh you know hopefully you have um enough means I’m sure you can I’m sure rent out typically if anybody in an equity situation you can rent your house out for more than the mortgage and the costs um do that get a long-term quality renter and then go live hippie life for a little while and try to figure it out but yeah I wouldn’t I wouldn’t dive in both feet um what’s the note on this house uh one of my high school Pals dropped this my way didn’t know I was scuts uh not not far from where I uh not far from where we grew up price tag bear in mind this is BH uh Bedford Hills uh clintons Trump Marthur Stewart Bruce Willis Mariah Carey area wow Bedford Hills this is so is this like you guys are [ __ ] great tonight this is this is like the best [ __ ] ever Stone modern Cobble driveway look at the wine seller God damn it Cory Cory tile what is it 2,000 oo who that’s fun a child molestation wagon and here is where we molested the kids wasn’t there a [ __ ] game night story where someone said that Isaac Cappy’s recollection of Seth Green’s game nights I don’t remember don’t say too much I can’t say too much because I’m going to get thrown off a bridge um Yep this house is perfect you don’t know what I would do for this you don’t know what I would do I’ll tell you what I would do oh my God you would reenact the Flying Machine crash and then I would let a horse [ __ ] me and then and then in order for the ambulance to come you have to do the SATs right then and there yeah while you’re like my back’s broken then you let a horse [ __ ] you yep y with a a shattered tailbone and then you let EMTs film it shattered arm fra I looked it up he got shattered arm fractured spine yep Halo traction y yep you could do that let it let the pain set in mhm then throw me at the the Triple Crown the the Derby the Kentucky Derby yep you could do the stud Barn at the Kentucky Derby you could you could wheel me in there in my Traction in Halo like this y house yeah yeah yeah badford house and they’re like what and I’m like bed foot house Chris and you’re like okay I got you and you just kick the stretcher over into the stud Farm somehow like I’m like oh and like a like no painkiller y yep would take it except for this though don’t like seeing this now I know the pedesta boys are there like what about a clown wagon like why like it doesn’t fit any could have left that out of the photos yeah yeah like the uh I love the uh this this this is just unreal the zebra wood wall panels two of the same like gorgeous like [ __ ] mid90s brutalist this is very uh something going on here it feels like a [ __ ] Bohemian Grove too RoboCop uh Clinton’s Mar Mari Carey yeah ghoul Mari Carey she dated didn’t she date the devil for sure yeah this house is so fat how much did [ __ ] buy it for 83 damn who who built it who built it no name Michael Satan Tom Satan nice to meet you yo yeah wow it’s sold for 12 million in 07 wow it’s gone down and then it rented for 40 Grand something evil happened here yeah that didn’t that doesn’t make the sense so even if you it wouldn’t even it wouldn’t even cash flow at 40 Grand but uh no that’s that’s fat as [ __ ] that’s that’s unbelievable um yeah it’s great it’s great great great great great great great great great great Puff Daddy [ __ ] Carl Winslow in this house Steve did you hear that puff they saying Puff Daddy Reginal cars Carl winow yeah what is there l yes what oh they don’t even let me Google it no I’m kidding this guy yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] Yeah Carl on those goated Reginal Val Johnson he’s from uh yeah that’s him looking at Puff Daddy he’s the goat yeah he thought he Puff Daddy thought he looked hot in this hell yeah hot he’s hot take TI God damn look that up anyway look it up um we got Joey McCormick with 25 bucks uh hey 25 years old 1.5 years before I finish my rocket science PhD but don’t want to be a Ron yepy or sad Boeing whistleblower uh any thoughts what work to pursue or do I bite the bullet and Go corporate please like the stream please like the stream yeah 25 years old 25 years old almost done with a rocket science PhD but doesn’t want to be rathon Boeing guy no no go for go for Elon be on boing guy do you think my girlfriend Grimes is hot did you like my stab at improvisational humor when I did SNL everybody was tiptoeing it’s like they were walking on eggshells around me and I can’t figure out why when I smoked the blunt on Joe Rogan I like smoking blunts on Joe Rogan I like I took some on it um we got Falls um what would you do rocket science hm I mean isn’t really isn’t isn’t that what you use your PhD for I mean I don’t know sounds nice yeah what is what is an engineer D like cuz I mean you know what a marketing guy can you go I know a guy who did uh like Aeros I don’t know if it’s the same thing but like aerospace engineering type [ __ ] and a yeah yeah did he he lives in [ __ ] East grage Main Street now he’s doing really good but I don’t know if that’s the same thing yeah what are you what are you going to do buddy um I know Bo Boeing’s hiring right we’re looking for rock we’re we’re actually we’re we’re hiring a rocket scientist um we’re trying to could you go work for Elon um chat help me out here um any any engineers in the chat on far as far as jobs in uh propulsion rocket systems and rocket propulsion why you trying to break through the firmament like that it’s crazy um I don’t have a good answer for you but I know you don’t want to work for a big old dumb company like that uh I got you you don’t want to work for a a war machine copy copy that um maybe there’s an area of the company that’s less war machine less war machiney and they’re like yeah it is it’s the war machine Department it’s the UFC fighter that beat the [ __ ] out of his girlfriend Chrissy whatever her name is um [ __ ] um yeah I know those jobs are typically pretty pretty you can be an educator yeah maybe rocket science you can work in HR yeah um no uh all I can think of is like engine smithing for like a like a high horsepower psychopath named Rick like where you take your you know you learn about like you’re an alloy specialist for like exhaust for Italian exhaust pipes um can you become an astronaut yeah I I don’t know well since space is fake yeah oh true Neil a Armstrong alien hello hello come on yellow damn it man my bad [ __ ] I don’t have a good answer for you buddy take a break take a break let your classmates figure out what kind of jobs they got and feel them out after college go take like an intermediary job and go sew your Royal oats and um the the it’s not rocket science uh saying is really setting in right now yeah it’s not but it’s not rocket science you actually it is but this time it is and I need I I I feel compelled to give you a good answer but I don’t want to but as far as uh honestly I would I would like feel the ask the question are the right people um I don’t know those jobs are pretty safe and secure I mean we have a electric boat around here like nuclear submarine manufacturers nearby here um people smart and dumb work there I sell them cars um as far as a trade goes I mean I’m pretty sure that any trade you you probably be pretty quick on the uptake any HVAC work but I mean the trades are desperate for work and help seven seven out one in so I mean and you you punch your own ticket these guys do pretty well you can I think people would find it pretty novel if you were like a rocket scientist and you were like an hbac guy yeah absolutely I went to school to be a rocket scientist I’m putting your [ __ ] air conditioner yeah I’m going to be pretty good at you literally do anything after that and it’ be very novel they would be like really happy that you’re there like that’s a pretty good uh yeah I could I could be making [ __ ] Rockets to blow people up I’m not doing that [ __ ] I’m here putting air condition so I can keep your family cool you’re a podiatrist you’re getting out of planers War like what you I went to school for rocket science originally though but I hate it I love feet turns out I love feet I’m kinky now put that thing in my mouth I mean you have a planner’s word um we’re flying out to we’re driving out to uh whingers Falls rainger Falls New York Falls I think I’ve been there before uh note on this is this overpriced looks like a decent place to raise some youngans it’s not it’s I mean it’s a raised Ranch it’s a it’s like a 1975 raised Ranch that was really well-kept I mean you got a bunch of $5 hostas that have been put in this is Boomer energy home real bad real bad um the house itself has an okay layout needs to be refaced it’s okay man um the the finished basement this is this is like when people get really cozy with poor thing like this isn’t a way you do this you don’t put colored Crush Stone next to crush Stone like that’s it’s a very cheap way out to dress it up but you know an above ground pool I had this fight with my pal above ground pools sorry they’re they’re poor people solutions to things I don’t want to be a [ __ ] [ __ ] they do serve the purpose pools are $100,000 now and it is getting ridiculous so above ground pools they do they do the trick but having an above ground pool for 20 years um is a little I had this fight with my friend’s wife the other night buty she not like that that did not go well don’t care though [ __ ] [ __ ] um it seems expensive I’m not going to lie to you seems like real expensive yeah I like this area too the Hudson yeah I like what goes on in Newberg all you Newberg locals don’t know what I’m talking about um this house isn’t anything necessarily special but it looks like that’s kind of like what you get around here 599 let’s 2 two get you with mansion yikes so everybody’s a [ __ ] Guido around here Jesus Christ um yeah it’s it’s not overpriced this area is particularly hot uh ground pool I like it just said ground pool not in ground ground above ground pool but it said ground pool over there that’s funny as [ __ ] accepted offer with backups while [ __ ] you it’s hot so um yeah I mean my buddy John I um this kid John Palazo I went to high school with had like this exact model of home um I mean they built a ton of them was it built in 76 75 I was close I said 74 was went R around um it’s good I mean it is it’s it’s it’s like an Italian family house but it needs an entire it he’s a lot I mean from being they did the lap streak sighting this is pretty good this is a pretty good example of one bunch of ugly ass cheap Home Depot you know mix M I bought a plan at Home Depot this year I bought a plan at Home Depot this year I took care of it I took care of it I I cut my I fertilize my grass but she’s got Gil core she makes silk kimonos didn’t understand don’t understand that but she has a a half of a you know half of a lick of taste it’s got a lot of MILF core in it but um it’s not overpriced for what it is it’s a little rich but did they what did they pay for it hard for the course yeah yeah it’s not that bad yeah it’s well kept uh we got Bender Lopez with $50 what’s up fellas uh I put I put a modem in the chat what’s that I put a modem in the chat I put a modem in the chat seriously though 6301 I can tell you your I know your passcodes uh I can tell you your ATM codes 1178 I can R RFID scanner underneath my car so everybody that walked into the Walmart I was able to take a database of their faal facial structures facial recognition sensors the technology have in China we already we’ve already had that we’re already doing that here Chinese came out with stoplights of facial recognition software and we’re supposed to be impressed I have headlights I can scan faces I got the turn headlights from the angled headlights from Mazda scanning your face downloading facial recognition points I can fly uh uh seriously though I agree with the other trucker uh three years 3 years in with local runs getting over it I found a trade school paid training no debt I’m green with building in tools 34 years old is it possible you’re green with building and tools oh you’re you’re sick of trucking okay we got a okay cool I mean listen guys um I I you know everybody’s like oh there’s a there’s a lot of there’s a lot of I mean depending on your region right um I wish I knew what region you were in um you know there’s holes all over but I I can’t Ram it home enough I mean being able to uh you can you can you can go walk in pretty much anywhere and get a job right now the work’s going to be slowing down a little bit but don’t let that scare you that that’s why you want to if you’re if you’re going into the trades in May of 2024 you want to go to a solid company that’s not that’s smart enough to not lose their work some of the smaller guys that got a little too big for their britches during the last boom where they did a lot of residential install work are going to soften up and level out a little bit it’s just natural right people a lot of the free money is gone it’s not willy-nilly some of them but um you know the idea in a trade some people don’t want to work for themselves some people do but the jobs you’re completing um typically I mean it’s expected that costs go up in the trades and people are paying it um there’s just not enough people you can’t get anybody everybody I know is racked racked busy as as much as I can I have to be a [ __ ] surgeon when getting time this is in New England and I think all of New England it’s even worse up North Maine in New Hampshire you can’t get anybody to do anything everybody’s like nah 60,000 for your roof you’re like what it was 12,000 couple yeah 60 I’m not coming it’s an expensive roof yeah I know it’s like who’s up there [ __ ] Reginal V Johnson and Puff Daddy [ __ ] anyway U um who any wh um yeah man if if you’re bummed out about it and you want you know you want to get out uh I mean diesel mechanics are in super high demand uh electricians HVAC the the the plumbing electrical HVAC is you know top right away they’ll send you to school for it but the best way to do is work for a a 12 person you know owned crew personal where they’re going to overlook uh some of the the legalities of it and get you in the field as fast as possible and you’re going to learn as much as fast as possible I mean um my plumber Billy Langs got a kid working for him Shaq cool as [ __ ] and they and Shaq’s going to he’s an apprentice he’s going to be uh I don’t know what they call it in plumbing but no but um he’s going to master school but uh he’s going to be ready to run his own company in like five years kid’s a you know his kid’s like a 31y old kid you know he started when he was 25 just working with a you know um it is possible it is possible to do and um if you’re going to be doing it for the rest of your life chill you know what I mean I you should you should you but really really understand what the [ __ ] you’re doing you know what I mean like play to your strengths if you’re like a neat freak you know what I mean if you’re not if you’re not exact if you’re not if if you want to work in the trades and you’re not exact be a landscaper that’s where you can be you have the most margin for error in landscaping that’s the truth because like you know like Plumbing electrical it’s got to be like precise perfect ones and zeros yeah yeah yeah like it’s you know what I mean is like concrete site work big stuff you know Roofing etc those are the ones you can be a little less exact I’m not saying that the Bone Heads I’m just saying like the average job but um go for it man I I just think there’s so much opportunity in the trades and then uh everywhere and always I say it all the time I don’t mean to keep ramming at home um but if you can work in a place you’re like I can just do more of this and I’ll make more money yeah I’ll do more money yeah there’s maintenance work on top of install work yeah it’d be like uh I serve you these it’s like if you owned a bar and you a bartender and like I pay you and you tip me for the drinks and then when you want me to puke I stick my fingers down you throw it and you give me an extra 75 bucks like that’s you know that makes that makes sense yeah but um go for it pick your batt on and don’t don’t leave it up to just like house building there’s tons of Trades man there’s tons of [ __ ] to do [ __ ] accounting is getting really cool accounting is getting I’m not wrong about accounting who was talking to me about accounting was it Ben Avery or Sam Sam Talent mhm his dad’s getting into accounting mhm and I was like yeah accounting is cool yeah yeah yeah I I I hope you you know it’s everything tile [ __ ] marble granite you you really asphalt asphalt like hey you can do asph asphalt guys are the ones that puzzle me the most selling cars asphalt guys make a [ __ ] fortune because drivway are expensive and it’s like two grand worth of material big spread very stupid old school machine guys a lot of the guys don’t want to be bosses they want to like work for someone yeah so they’re like you give me the machine I can run it it’s all I’m saying it’s old school it’s old school but dude I’m I’ve never seen the dumbest [ __ ] I’ve ever seen with Porsches and Ferraris are the asphalt guys sorry asphalt guys I’ve never SE like kids that look like they’ve been eating the [ __ ] asphalt coming and be like yo you got G wagons I’m like yeah well I might be able to get one why cuz I’m trading my Ferrari he’s four years younger than me he he started his company 5 years ago they they had like one Uncle who gave him like 10 driveways in a development he started when he was 14 yeah he’s eating asphalt uh we’re uh flying over to Chicago Chicago uh know on this I agree with you about Chicago but nowhere else are homes like this in city limits for this price yes they are Pittsburgh sucker wrong again laughing at you no um I know no I get it um I wouldn’t I don’t like this no I like the house it’s cool million dollars um it needs a $35 to $50,000 paint job the floors are dope the woodwork’s pretty good this is East Lake it’s nothing I haven’t seen before it is good don’t get me wrong um yeah nice East Lake elements double parlor I mean Steam Heat I yeah Pittsburgh has these Lowel Mass has these um lots of places in New England you can get these in Syracuse Buffalo Rochester you can get them in uh my hometown one socket uh and you’re 20 minutes outside of Providence um I mean a million is not bad it’s but yeah Chicago is just a [ __ ] a weaponized [ __ ] gang machine no it’s fine I’m sure I’m wrong I’m sure I got a bad read on uh I’m sure I got a bad read on Chicago I’m I’m 100% sure we had a bad we it was bad luck it was yeah it was just just oldfashioned Chicago Cubs bad luck hey the Chicago White sock Stadium’s doing real well I saw that you guys had over 40 people at the game at the baseball game at the baseball game at the white socks um so the um the cost of ownership yeah you better leave the square footage out because you don’t want to square yeah 6,000 square ft so the heating bill the tax bill the uh I’m the T I’m sure the taxes are through the [ __ ] roof so if you feel like falling in love with owning a Victorian in an expensive city to live where you get your stiff [ __ ] stolen have at it I don’t care um it’s fine I don’t live in one socket in a Victorian because uh I don’t feel like getting my [ __ ] stolen oh [ __ ] what the I’m hacking you’re hacking oh he pressed he pressed F F9 I was hacking I had F9 I can tell you your Social Security 05871 7658 I know who you are I found you tofa um yeah I have a tofa we got uh retro blue with 28 Canadian uh hey Nick what do you think about Edwardian houses my sister just uh my sister just bought an old nuns Convent in Ontario for 525 love the stream like these jam up yeah I like these these London jams they remind me of Shaun of the Dead remember Sha of the dead yes I do yeah yeah got red on you yeah um they’re cool they’re cool I think they have like don’t they have like uh clay roofs a lot they have like interesting roofs uh they’re cool I like here’s one of the things I like in City Homes I like when um all of the area is like well portioned off M um so what is an an ardian right um stain glass windows high pitch roofs ornate Gable TR bay windows two over two sash windows S Windows decorative brick work often red brick stainless um yeah no they’re cool I think I I they’re period crook what I like about these typically is they’re set in like a city setting so the front yard is like little patio no grass no Turf area like the garden and the maintenance area is is is pretty decent but as far as the makes me think of uh mad our our house what our house yeah yeah on the yeah in the middle of the video for That Sweet video yeah I love that song but uh I like the uh like some of the details like this uh you get to have like a maximalist design meaning they they take a lot of [ __ ] like they have built-ins they have like lots of little character details why do I like them cuz you can I I know where to get the cool light fixtures like that all right um you get to use pharaoh and ball paint paint you get to use interesting quy tile patterns stained glass [ __ ] like that um and these like I’m a [ __ ] antiques collector I obviously I like buying I like buying the [ __ ] table the painting the [ __ ] on the table the [ __ ] mantle Choice it allows a lot of choices for me to be um little nasx yeah you know what I mean silly I get to be silly yeah and I get to make all the choices not many homes where you can be like oh yeah oh cool I put a a nice light fixture up a period correct light fixture for my 199 4 house yeah cool um so yeah and that’s that’s why I like victorians you can kind of like pick colors pick patterns Etc and things like look better they’re like uh I don’t know the built-ins are cool it really is like a home for like uh someone who likes to you know customizer or or uh a taste maker yeah you get to buy a bunch of [ __ ] um but yes I know I get it I know that’s a very not straight of me I get it uh we got resale Nation with 20 bucks uh I got the stream blasting through my GLC 300 nice uh when you started screaming about the dogs and so many so many people looked so many people looked ha what they looked at the why cuz you’re looking at the [ __ ] sucking stream well here step one how to suck the best [ __ ] uh let’s get some step two uh take a a paper towel tube and jam it up your ass and let 10 pet stor JBL run up run up it it’s the light pong that Richard Gear was attracted to uh let’s get some Guido chicks from New England doing Jim Carrey let’s please guys in a more serious note if you are a guido chick watching this or if you have friends that are Guido chicks please talk them into doing Jim Carrey Impressions it’s important we we need to get the word out um it’s it’s it’s an ongoing initiative it has to happen it needs to it needs to work we need to have Jim Carrey stop uh running Hollywood the the the Hollywood cabal and um we need to get him uh really com comy and cozy with the fact that Snookie Jr is out there talking with her ass cheeks and asking for a cigarette and then turning around to smoke the cigarette with her ass cheeks like AA but then doing a mask impression that would be cool and funny it’s tall order but it has to happen it has to happen it would be so funny if you have Guido friends please Jim Carry Impressions send them to me please uh we’re flying over to Newbery Mass we sure are uh first time chat thank you uh just a uh just put an exterior repaint bid on this house uh guess how much I charged house is kind of fat let me know what you think I will guess how much you charged this house is kind of fat wow exterior repaint look at you holy [ __ ] look at that a $3 million house with a [ __ ] rug collection go figure wow another one a little malayer there built it in walk-in closets wow that’s fake that’s good early ’90s beard don’t buy this rug people don’t they were expensive but they’re not worth anything bakari home gym house is fat house is clean and fat not my like you know Bill bellich mcmansion kind of [ __ ] I like the power all over here fenced in see how they enclosed the mechanical with a fence to give it a backdrop that’s what I’m always talking about right there that’s a good executional one please note note that uh the grass maintenance is really good asphalt oh look at that asphalt impregnated concrete around the pool with blue stone only in highlighted a is to save money go figure I might know what I’m talking about jeez I’m like the I’m like the the printer guy oh I might know what I’m talking about oh do you ever think that I might know what I’m doing that’s how I’m going to start talking to people uh the stripes on the lawn good definitely done by a commercial machine love the fact that it has a barn back there I don’t know if that’s theirs but oh it’s not um yeah horny good house how much did you charge I would guess 60 to 80 grand exterior paint exterior paint bid I’d have to guess is it with the barn not with the barn uh looks like it’s with the barn [Music] um let’s see the whole thing yeah 60 to 880,000 was I guess 75 grand is my guess house is house is cool though I do like it well [ __ ] it they can they can afford I’m trying to think let’s see maybe 45 is what they were pet for I don’t know what’ you pay 35 I don’t know I don’t know how to bid painting I’m just trying to go off what I paid um we got Isaiah James with 30 go ahead sorry oh we got Isaiah James with three bucks uh good day Nikki and Chris your number one Aussie guy here um going to Thailand tomorrow for 5 months to train and fight a pro Muay Thai fight thoughts on buying a holiday home home and renting it out over there in Thailand thanks for all the laughs you’re renting it to pervert Paul yeah like how do you even rent that out perfect for intimate hey I’m calling about your rental I want to live here for 5 months too for business I’m also yeah I’m doing a movie Tie fight too it’s like a fat insurance agent like ever see like the real streets of Thailand it’s just like yeah yeah it looks like exactly what you think it is yep no I’m going to piss my pants cuz I drank a whole gallon of water [ __ ] yeah excuse me keep really we’re uh we’re flying over to Palm Desert California Chris keep entertain okay so we got uh we got this uh piece of [ __ ] here this is what I’m assuming Nick would say Palm Desert isn’t Palm Desert the okay what we got over here a giant mic stand light okay I think I have this exact couch in my house yep yep I have this exact couch in my this looks actually like my exact couch yep a little Foos ball going what hap what happened Chad guess what this uh the rest of this uh sign says okay the island all right all right we got the fireplace got the uh shitty clock over here all right all right let’s restart this all right here we go hell yeah very good I call this house sh shitty oh [ __ ] hell yeah thanks Chris what we do we do impressions no I was just I was I was uh trying to be you sh we’re flying over to uh pal Palm Desert California and uh Palm Desert this guy wants this for for Airbnb yeah that’s where I would be buying Airbnb ship sail a little bit on Airbnb great a andb though pool pool makes it all worth it it already is an Airbnb I’ll guarantee that I can tell by the cheap furniture Palm desert’s the area to do it they did the Zer escaping good for them I I’ll bet you hundreds of dollars this is already set up um as an Airbnb so let’s see let’s check come on introducing icons introducing ja stains kill me uh hi I’m old I’m old I know I I I I didn’t even know why I was doing that icons is going to come back up are we not Palm Desert whole house 279 a night they’re discounting it it’s cheap all right so let’s call that one uh 255 a night no uh you it’s that brings it brings in 50,000 a year at that rate at 200 nights I don’t think um just a heads up so it literally it’s to the dollar 40 51,000 at 2509 time 200 your estimated payment this is just a [ __ ] but it’s 4241 so you will you will Flatline at Airbnb that’s it you’re going to pay to clean a house so if you want to work your house two and that’s 200 stays that’s 200 that’s a on average let’s just say it’s a one two night average so that is 100 correspondents per year you were going to be on the phone twice you were going to clean the phone one clean the house 100 times you’re going to clean the house 100 times you’re going to talk to people 200 times right all the people that don’t so all that correspondence is it worth it to break even you you tell me would Big Bear be cheaper the bedroom count is good the four bedroom the B ground pool is good do you want to own a piece of property that flat lines and makes but but even if it costs you it’s going to cost you 10% or 15% maintenance fee on the entire thing so that’s you know 5 to 7,000 a year um that’s that’s the metric you know that that’s that’s what’s fair to to see like let you know and you have to you have to be honest with you comp yourself you know you want to be a deal right I’m just going to like charge with the like this is a loft no I’m not doing that one I want to comp I want I think that house that I found was was a fair comp uh it’s this what do I get for 275 house next to house yeah when I was telling you my wife on her my wife and her girlfriends for her bachelorette party yep yep run she was like sitting they rented a house with the pool that was just like this so I was like when the stripper comes in the door scream frantically and dive in the pool and it was mad funny that is mad funny that is a [ __ ] good joke any girls out there steal that joke yeah um we got Kyle Glasco with uh 25 bucks Nick BMW 850i guy SLK JP’s buddy SL the dude you signed a Sig pack at the Minneapolis show yes in Tampa for another week and can’t afford to go to the show again because I’m driving the V12 home but don’t listen to that other guy Tampa is a [ __ ] hole Tampa is the most poised for growth Tampa is going to Triple in size in the next you can just pop it or I think this one’s sealed nope um Tampa has the largest commercial real estate like growth plan in the country right now like they’re Nashville right now I believe it I’ve been to Tampa a couple times I really like it look up a Tampa Bay developers and then look up like the C the proposed City plans it’s gigantic what the Tampa’s Tampa’s getting the treatment right now yeah um listen I’ve known it as a strip club City my entire life never been anybody that’s gone down there is a [ __ ] dump right yeah um sweet no it’s a pre-roll silly Billy this is strawberry cooler strawberry Kool-Aid strawberry Kool-Aid no we’re excited for tampo yeah I’m really excited uh we got Mr MTR cat with 25 bucks bought a 2002 Isuzu Trooper for 1900 but it was not worth it fun fun as [ __ ] SUV SUV though good looking truck too uh so I was wondering if you’re if you’ve ever heard of so I was wondering if you’ve ever heard of the car Nick 4×4 with a sedan V6 but it’s all it’s all a learning experience right also love Chris yeah know the earliest suer troopers were cool as [ __ ] they’re good looking uh ridiculous uh yeah not the most reliable it was like a little [ __ ] rot box back in the day I mean when I was growing up these were like shitty and then they got a Renaissance um yeah I like the Nissan Patrol the Nissan Patrol like these the like these jams right here like the early the the Middle Eastern ones oh yeah those are cool they’re cool as [ __ ] um but no I’d go with a Lexus Lexus Land Cruiser uh lx57 70 no it wasn’t a 570 it was a 470 I think yeah 470 I would go with this this was your safer bet the old first gen Lexus those are hard to find though I’m not going to I like this I like this this color too uh we got James James S with 25 bucks hey cck I have a remote job but I can’t do it forever need to eventually move to a normal office in New Jersey with options local but also Dallas Jacksonville Cincinnati Raleigh and most other cities where would you go uh where would you look to go he’s in New Jersey wants to go to normal office go to Dallas Dallas jacksonv if you’re going to like settle uh Cincinnati’s probably got the the biggest growth for be able to buy a house right away and grow Cincinatti is on the the good list MH Dallas um Dallas is uh red hot you can go there get a great job Dallas is a big the land of opportunity you can go see Mark Cuban’s 3,000lb titanium ask asking for a job right you’re not going to be it’s just not the type of business I’m in right oh you’re hot I’m in that business wow what a brain on you your brain is so too uh too soft skin uh your brain is nipples do your does your brain wear thongs anyway um Dallas yeah Dallas get out of New Jersey go see the world man D but see something different Cincinnati might be a little too much like New Jersey so um where else was it Raleigh Raleigh and Jacksonville all growing places man um pick your poison Dallas is probably probably the nicest of the bunch as far as like solid money jobs you know growth Etc what’s a note on this we’re is this mle Virginia uh welcome to lobbyist land true true story can you imagine being a lobbyist and and building this soulless piece of [ __ ] house ping pong pingpong I like pingpong and I like Comet pingpong pingpong do you guys want to come to my drag show at Comet pingpong shoot the computer pingpong scary pool hot tub creepy cool basketball court m cool wonder what happens yeah I wonder what happens here nice car collection you have you [ __ ] [ __ ] cool cars [ __ ] nice a Ferrari California I could have told you that you classless piece of [ __ ] so this uh Aston Martin SUV right here it’s like they’re like 197,000 I have a friend who owns an Aston Martin dealership he said Nick I’ll give you $100,000 off one and it has no miles on it you can have one for half price everybody can get an Aston Martin for half price right now they’re the worst superar out of all of them they look good I get it trust me this house is a a turet toy God above a river too [ __ ] me right over what a stupid stupid house you clown you [ __ ] clown yeah nice high glass Prince even if it was staged this is you know this is a builder this is a custom home builder a classless it’s evil it’s an e this house is built with blood children’s blood soldiers blood that’s what it was I’ll even take it a step further sorry heat lamps and the exterior all high-end [ __ ] nice Kim Kardashian like I’m supposed to give a [ __ ] about this it’s like a basketball player’s house this is fooling somebody nice tub that you can get any mcmansion two it’s two oh big giant look a big closet cool TV on a stand staged I love the Overlook was overlooking the pomac uh we had uh go ahead uh we had Jed Leto self suck with 25 bucks yeah dog welcome back uh love the stream what’s up with the plane nearly crashing behind your house last stream was that a warning shot from Chris Beck or just some drunk pilot I’m closer than you think qu keep [ __ ] around me I can see imagine if Chris Beck was in there looking through the binocular so that’s the guy’s talking to me imagine if he flew outside the door right there and like hovered in the Iron Man suit and then left that would have been would I could have died happy right then there that’ be making me happier than today thank you for um sending me the John Taffer rookie card I got an autographed John Taffer rookie card much appreciated appreciate that I will get names and I got oh my go oh I got something guys go follow rat garbage follow rat garbage rat garbage I’m not going to tell you anymore it’s the it’s the best artist the world has never known rat garbage follow rat garbage thank you thank you my man I think you should have scar your identity uh we got Harry Wyatt with 31 sh uh Harry Wyatt with 31 Australian need startup advice website management for a monthly fee hands off for client and flat rate of 50 per month with added extras idea get as many clients as possible on the plan as wouldn’t cost extra to contain them thanks Nick I’m shopping for Ferrar California what did one more time yep um uh needs startup advice website management for a monthly fee hands off for client and flat rate of 50 per month with added extras I idea colon get as many clients as possible on the plan as it wouldn’t cost extra to contain them yeah I mean Website Maintenance it’s going to have to be something with a function right mastering Shopify stuff I mean you talking about like uh damn yeah I mean that’s that’s that’s the gig right um that and other things yeah see see how other competitors are doing it yeah small car lots that’s a big one that’s a big one small car lots are awful at loading their cars online my dad like when he had a small lot I remember like he paid like the stupidest guy ever to load his [ __ ] on um yeah I mean client-based services for web presence on companies that just don’t know how to [ __ ] do it it is the is the uh the [ __ ] I preach a lot of like watching uh guys not know how not know how to load pictures of their jobs and [ __ ] like oh you should see this job I did and up in lemon ster thing was killer I got the pictures on my phone yeah you know what I mean like that’s your Target digital camera I got it it’s on a digital camera camera if I could get the pictures out of there it’s just there no batteries yeah can’t the charge is weird it’s like an old one you know this guy’s like whole businesses on it um yeah and it’s Australia too so maybe what yeah he from Australia oh it’s Australia [ __ ] you can get jet ski businesses you can get but I mean it’s always going to be companies that have like no web presents that need it you know what I mean that that you can find a ton of it uh I know car dealerships like loading and staying fast like check our website people always like want to do that and they can’t but um you can work for new car dealerships and you can charge way more but you can like basically run the social media and uh web loading package it all together yeah package it all together charge a higher premium and do vehicles I mean that’s that’s that’s my experience that’s how I met Sam to make a website for roundhill landscaping my company really yeah oh yeah oh [ __ ] yeah hang that and um became friends ever since but yeah no that was uh baby stores there we go now you’re thinking wedding venues everything all the new I don’t know yeah baby stars is good uh we got bird with 25 bucks how much is this piece of [ __ ] $33 million what are you [ __ ] crazy 32,000 ft house well because of a basketball court I’m going to give you $1,000 a square foot for a basketball court go [ __ ] yourself dude it is nice though $33 million this is a worthless piece of [ __ ] Podunk coal miner land that they bought for no money they probably bought the land for $300,000 or something watch yeah you better not show me you piece of [ __ ] don’t worry it’s only been on the market forever I hope you didn’t pay $1,000 a foot for this [ __ ] thing because this is I mean I know you have a million dollar Landscaping idea I mean the walls are the Florida ceiling windows are good this it’s just the paint Scheme and the finishes that I really hate so much like how could you spend $33 million and think I’m going to buy this Toyota Camry ass [ __ ] kitchen man get your ass out of here with that [ __ ] Carrera this is something you’d find in a [ __ ] $4 million house like you finish this thing like a like a like a small brain lottery winner would like some of the elements are okay but you ruined it and yes finishes are that important I like the track I like the uh the I don’t know what they call this but I do like that uh we got uh bird with 25 bucks indoor pool [ __ ] you okay go ahead uh gay furry engineer working for military Contracting for the PHD guy you’re 25 you haven’t been in a job before so leverage your knowledge that you gained in school to get a master’s level job anywhere there’s a US engineer shortage right now really and this is engineer working for military Contracting towards the rocket science sence there you go guys you know this is wholesome it’s chat helping chat I I spent money to help you yeah what a [ __ ] guy hey he did your good DED tonight my friend drink a lot yeah thank you um there’s a short there’s is shortage of engineers in the country I guess yeah I mean I think anything overly specialized you would just have to automatically assume that there’s just none of it right welders it’s in the I mean they tried to go it like Full O you know overseas it and that blew up on them didn’t it they tried to do it in media a couple years ago they were like oh we’ll just have [ __ ] Indian firms in India do the [ __ ] special effects and they were like all right guys what’ you come up with and they were like oh dude you are going to [ __ ] love what we’ve done check this out this is layer one it’s harly Flames dude layer one yeah this is layer one Adobe they’re doing like a you know and uh so I think if it comes back like wasn’t that like a thing where they tried to do like video games and [ __ ] like that and all like everybody picked up on it right away what’s like we can do video games like AAA game studios like trying to like do all overseas like basically specialized computer engine computer science not computer science like video game design media design special effects 3D rendering 3D modeling um basically the whole back end of like hardto do media things things that I have no [ __ ] idea about overseas overseas yeah like overseas overseas like oh watch we’ll just like Outsource it and then they’re like oh this [ __ ] product [ __ ] no one buys it and then they’re like all right never mind we’re going to go with like The Talented the brightest and the you know now you have to you know they’re looking for but we need we need uh Artisan level stuff in that in that department so I would imagine like every you know everything you know H or you could be rocket science PhD and then you could be bartender and that’s just your cool story that is Hey listen you would get I feel like that would that story would work on a girl what your rocket science like it’s not a lie yeah it’s not a lie like here look look my diploma you just it’s you want a rocket you just keep doing rocket noises and she likes it cuz she’s stupid yeah it’s your future wife he like made rocket noises he’s like yes we call him Rocket Man we call him Rocket Man you what we say oh are you going to go out with Rocket Man again like Rocket Man sweep me off my feet a that’s so [ __ ] funny yeah Love Is The Answer um we’re flying over to a noote Vancouver British Columbia damn yeah for 13 mil NBD $13 million for this get the get the [ __ ] out of here like Silo bro what are you out of your mind is that silo or Observatory I know what’s going on here I think I know what’s going on here you got Shasta daisies dude yeah you would you would have an old Range Rover like I’m supposed to give a [ __ ] about there is some nice things about the house but when you put a $13 million price tag on a night the house built is retrofitted I know what happened here and this collection of furniture is disgusting you have no well Proven Winners um yeah this is embarrassing this chip Andale uh secretary desk in this house is as insulting as possible slip covers over the shitty couches nice touch you [ __ ] cheap prick um entry levelar rug it’s a $13 million house you’re going to try to that’s you got Wing back you got leather [ __ ] uh not chip Andale with the spiderfoot uh Wing back chairs like do you know what kind of house this is a [ __ ] worthless set of chairs that you found at a yard sale a decent 1930s heres in your dining room uh like million yeah you’re so I’ll bet you ready for this I’m going to I’m going to show you there’s so much [ __ ] of foot let’s just say I know exactly who owns this house VCT Tile that was original did a couple of built-ins in the wrong way they trimmed it out it’s just not how you do that I just don’t understand what the hell they own this is a goofy ass house oh it’s right it’s just a goofy ass [ __ ] barn house that they they did a siding and roofing job I think good Gates nice Gates I’m going to put those gates at my house nice um 13 million bucks uh you paid yeah you wouldn’t tell me I’ll bet you 100 bucks they paid like a million5 for it and then put uh like a a million dollars into it now they want $12 million where can you get it anywhere the answer is literally anywhere that’s where I can get it anywhere I can build this hot like it’s it’s not hot the house would cost like maybe a million and a half to build and I wouldn’t build this [ __ ] half Barn fart of an idea retrofit like [ __ ] this is like the worst retrofit house I’ve ever seen in my life this house was built in it’s an old house redone watch right yeah garbage dog [ __ ] we got uh Township racing with 30 Canadian for the trade guys uh gut a comp side degree hated it and I hated it and the people did instrumentation and now I run my own company it’s just me and the company clears about 300K a year and work with cool people it’s never too late boys trades yeah exciting for the trades guys got a comps side degree hated it and the people do instrumentation now and run my own company yeah man never too late yeah it isn’t it really isn’t man um I just think of a thing where like there’s there’s a lot of gray area and I think that the kids I meet man the younger guys you guys a thorough and you’re it’s just a matter of breaking like breaking through to the consumer and like showing your capabilities menuing properly like there’s like a little bit of like old school they call it menuing in sales when you like menu someone you’re like which one do you like this one or this one you know you have to be good at that you know there’s a little bit of a skill in that and then being able to sell and push that but anything we like like Rocco my buddy Roco says like if you punch your own ticket man it’s like it really is it’s scaling and teaching and Smart House [ __ ] is a mystery to Boomers and there is money to be made period end of story the guys who do it are busy and there are a few and far between and Best Buy is going to drop the ball on it you know but whatever you’re doing um yeah man I think I think if starting your own company is not as hard as you did you know you can start a company in five hours yeah you can like have a bank account have an EIN in five hours you know um don’t think about it too hard I’ll give you an example I’ll give you a perfect example I got in a [ __ ] fight with my father one time I had an I a landscaping company right when I started to get big um watch this uh like it was like we’re on like a house like this like putting like this like a big Blu stone patio and me and my dad got on a [ __ ] blowout fight and I’m like [ __ ] you I’m going on my own I opened up orchestrated design and development in one hour and took the job and I just kept on putting things in you know what I mean like it was hours later I was like yeah good now bank account open cutting checks right to that $35,000 check take in hours I was 21 years old I had no business doing that I worked for 60 straight days 47 straight days like straight I rented a a a I had a huge job it was a a big ass [ __ ] um I don’t want to dox her but um I don’t want I don’t want to dox the house but um I did like a big circular driveway cobblestones brick patios plants drains tons of loom and Phil excavator work and I kept the job and then my father and I mended fences and got back and I just dissolved the company you know what I mean yeah um but that was ours and it was like right in the [ __ ] like [ __ ] you I can do this yeah it doesn’t take a fight with Dad to be like [ __ ] you I’m opening my own home automation company Fu [ __ ] you power [ __ ] you myself what you can’t talk to me like that I just did I’m opening my own company oh are you good you’re in the bank doing that but um I mean you go to a you go to a [ __ ] uh a lawyer friend of yours he’ll open an LLC for you as fast as possible you can do it yourself if you want um you get all your necessary insurances and what I get your ducks in a row I’m talking like one hour of like little [ __ ] things little checklist and get it done but like you can do that in an hour you make a logo you put it on what is it 99 ideas or 9os I think it’s 99 logos H something like that basically you you pick the best one yeah you put it out there it’s 100 bucks you have 100 guys make a logo for you they [ __ ] send you a logo you pick one you go with it you slap it on the side you you got your print material you’re you’re running like don’t think so hard man just do it like yeah you’re going to [ __ ] up you’re going to miss you’re going to you’re going to do jobs too cheap try not to have your invoices set up have QuickBook set up but like go for it uh honestly all you guys out there especially the younger kids are like they’re good man like look at all the young kids like who’s the new guy uh new guy new guy yeah yeah yeah we got new guy yeah he’s doing he’s doing good he’s doing good working long hours yeah good first impression um we got Sam bab with 25 bucks former mortgage guy in Philly I’m a surveyor for City now uh love the work and eat lunch in a park every day I’m a garden guy tips for starting in starting a landscaping side business much love bless the stream good for you buddy good for you that’s awesome uh stonework guys are the best so stonework guys don’t like doing the plant design um anybody who’s doing Natural Stone work is the best job that’s the way I used to find it anybody who’s doing the like the dryfit stone walls like real stone walls real stone walls I know this is stupid but like oh uh like dry stack the true true like this this level this is like a Connecticut white line like the [ __ ] who are doing this type of [ __ ] are working on the best projects right um they’re they’re like cabinet makers with their [ __ ] plant design is ugly as [ __ ] M most of the time these guys aren’t working with uh most of the time these guys are working for um Landscape Architects but a lot of there’s a lot of these like single Cowboys that don’t believe in Landscape Architects that’ll just like I want to wall here and I’ll do the plant design but um plant design and then high-end estate maintenance um like it’s own thing like someone will try to install a a uh perennial garden like this and not understand how much weeding they have to do like I have beds that size um machine work guys uh small machine and bobcat and vendors and stuff like that they need people to come in um being decent at CAD work to mock their ideas up um oh this is [ __ ] yeah my bad this is I don’t know who’s on there um and thank you uh retro blue the 28 Canadian he says click the like button thank you Richard pleas yes please hit the like button it helps my algorithm my algo or our our algo um surveying though man um I’ll be honest with you surveyors right now are Lost Art [ __ ] and we can say whatever we want you know AI will replace it but right now you’re sitting doing your job like small real estate subdivision small subdivision under 10 houses is [ __ ] dude a Prof I I got my survey for my house um you know what they handed me back they were drinking whiskey when I picked the plans up you know what I me like shit’s going fine out there yeah yeah paving companies and whatnot um they’re eating good yeah um working with the people who are doing the most important jobs and keeping your eye on like the best paving companies the guys who do like the weird thing like the chipstone driveway you know natural walls pools um you know being able to quickly identify and answer questions on like a single cost basis like where does my property line go to you know like you might be quick at finding X Y and Z and making the job go a little smoother um site work contractors small to mediumsized site contractors and stuff like that they probably have someone in house that you can work with but um that’s where I would look guys who are working on the best projects um maybe as an in-house or like you don’t have to keep me in house you can just pay me per the job and if you do 10 jobs or you need me it’s a lot easier to do that than to keep me on all year for [ __ ] uh to keep me on all year for [ __ ] 65,000 a year I mean 265,000 a year just kidding uh we’re flying out to Struthers Ohio strs touring this house tomorrow thoughts uh keep getting out bid on our offers getting so desperate I’m considering renting suburbs of Youngstown love y’all yeah you’re an yeah Ohio’s pretty hot right now um I kind of understand it uh they bought this house for 80 grand 52 wow [ __ ] it’s flipped I don’t love the house I don’t hate the layout I don’t hate the flip I don’t mind the Chevron floors they they they did what they had to do cheap Home Depot it’s a pretty good live though that’s a pretty good like room setup these houses live pretty well where the uh the living room and the kitchen are disconnected that’d be your freebie like the step down living room 170 Grand good backyard Fen in already I don’t like the fence but it’d be 10 grand if you had to redo it you can’t you can make it look a little nicer needs a driveway the Landscaping sucks ass and the the wrong trees um I’m not in love with the house but I don’t completely hate it yeah it’s built in 58 I know exactly what this [ __ ] you you can make these things look cool um it needs like a a cool siding job and a paint job and a front door and a better uh a better entry and a better entrance but what’s done is done and you don’t have to do it the Home Depot carpeting on the floor and the lower living room suck ass but the if you if you keep losing houses you need to get a better real estate agent that knows how to [ __ ] box out [ __ ] do escalator Riders and and and run you well this is a flipped house so I’m going to guess Diamond dozen just just stay with it don’t don’t get bummed out don’t get bummed out if you lose a house man like this house is sale right down the street for 1889 you’re buying in a hot area um you want to be in stws okay what’s this big mess do a little bit easier what’s 35 Grand get you oh just Lots these are just Lots okay price cut 15 grand so they’re reaching and then they’re coming back so people are flipping things what did he pay 91 for this last year 36 and 14 Jesus Christ damn yeah watch out watch out around here don’t get uh don’t don’t overcommit don’t buy a mediocre house for 170 that’s my general like don’t buy I don’t think this this I don’t think this house is particularly bad um I don’t mind it actually I don’t I don’t mind it I think the square footage is decent 1,500 fet you’re going to be fine uh three-bedroom two bath is the count I want um the flip isn’t that bad I don’t I don’t hate the flip it’s not good but it’s not that bad and then these houses with the living room is down here keeping a separ you don’t have to hear the dishwasher directly in your ear or your Echo um it’s kind of nice area for like a breakfast nook which is kind of popular um the stairs kind of keeps the the rooms portioned off decently enough the the bedrooms are going to be small but that’s fine no gar oh there is a garage yeah I like this house oh it’s got a rear I like that okay yes I like this house go for it pass um I’ll show you there are way like 58 mid-century Colonial House ideas modern ideas but yeah you dress up the entryway a little bit and then you do a siding job and you paint it a cooler color the colors suck ass we got Aiden mcnight with 25 bucks uh Landscaping Biz plugged with uh plugged with old contractors who are slowing down and their kids don’t want it yep material cost 3x uh 10K jobs used to net 6K but now net 3K can’t afford good labor or equipment because of squeeze when to get out you can look at it like two ways uh in that you can buy routes and you can grow your routes that’s what I used to do every winter I would look on Craigslist and I would buy out existing company routes I would give a guy like $6,000 and tell him to go [ __ ] himself and that happened they’re like give me a 10 Grandin I got like 40 accounts I bought like five companies so and then I would have like 225 maintenance accounts so I grew it from like 30 to 60 to 140 to 210 like that’s what I did but I did it by buying existing companies for 12,000 4,000 6,000 I’d buy buy some of their equipment I buy some like I I cherry-pick their [ __ ] and then let them roll the rest these are guys that are getting so you can scalp their routes and then grow the business um open it up to you know then you scale you know you get more fertilizer more mulch jobs more X Y and Z and then you build the bottom line of the company and then you exit to a larger company that’s what I that’s what I did um a guy who ended up and he ended up buying five guys that were my size then he ended up selling to a [ __ ] major for like 10 million Steve lton look him up he’s a good guy he ended up buying the company back for like 2 cents on the dollar he sold out to a private Equity Firm that was buying landscaping companies that had high-end areas on lockdown which he had they bought his company for 10 million bucks [ __ ] it all up a bunch of like Venture capitalists from Maine trying to buy like well we have Naran it targeted we have Newport we’ve got Martha’s Vineyard the cape we’ve got Jamestown all these like fancy Beach areas and then they ended up uh just mishandling like free money and [ __ ] it up and then he’s like I’ll give you $2 million for the company back and he bought like oh it was like one of those jobs yeah so right back um smart guy he’s the guy who bought me out um now he’s going on he’s buying Blue Collar established businesses in another field now I wish I I would love to have him as a guest on he would come on too Steve he’s a good guy um but yeah I mean um when to get out no stick with it man um especially with the guys dying you’re going to be able to eat up market share um I don’t know staff make your automate your business more with maintenance maintenance pays the bills it sucks I know I get it but or fertilizing you know diversifications you can do lawn sprinkl landscape lighting Christmas decor you can do you know I don’t know I wouldn’t give up on an existing business you better show me a grass’s greenest s on the other side and if you want a grass’s green just go sell cars but that’s probably going to be the answer I’m going to give you I mean let’s be honest we’re not [ __ ] un um it’s yeah I I wouldn’t I wouldn’t be like ever like ah when do I get out of this you know that’s not that’s not a good answer I’d never be like asking that question you know what I mean especially in something with the money that you just got to work a little hard or maybe look at it a little differ Le get the bad taste out of your mouth hopefully we’re flying over to Wisconsin um note on this I saw it in person and it’s interesting all concrete and steel construction poured concrete floors needs the windows redone uh 20 grand plus yeah uh look up Henry Landa Milwaukee Henry Landa Milwaukee oh wow look at you comes right up how much is it what they pay for it 210 wow love the floors hate the ceiling could be good right it’s a nice house bad finishes real bad finishes good Studio space wow look at this [ __ ] PeeWee Herman Memphis ass [ __ ] godd damn um cool house though I dig it I dig the studio to it wow I love the second building a lot it’s nice it’s really sharp definitely one of those pieces of real that you actually want I’m not going to [ __ ] around with you they paid $ 275 for it wow they love this thing look at look what they’re trying buy it buy it that’s a good piece of real estate don’t lose it make them offer him 275,000 for it it needs everything it needs uh it needs $350,000 worth of upfits just say that it doesn’t but let’s just say it does it needs it needs $ 35,000 worth of flooring $220,000 worth of Windows a $65,000 Kitchen Two $35,000 bathrooms um a new mechanical system of$ 35,000 what did I just add up $200,000 so is this house worth 675 no it’s not you tried to sell it for 700 everybody laughed at you you got butterflies on the [ __ ] wall and carpet what the [ __ ] are we talking about here this house is worth [ __ ] $375,000 Jesus Jesus Christ you’re looking at uh I’m looking at insulation right here um looks like they replaced one window and then ran out of money I’m not even sure if a bank will even [ __ ] with me on this but if they would I’d be willing to entertain an offer of 375,000 that’s my offer but go for it talk to Judy Walker from worth this is the stuff it does it does need but you can go slow with it and a bank will [ __ ] with you over time so you work with what’s there but I think that once you were done you’d have a very special special piece of real estate for waasa wossa wossa Wisconsin I mean Milwaukee’s on the come up can’t get any worse than it already is I don’t think you’re catching it in the uh the hottest spot but go for it I like it we got in in indep penis day with 25 bucks my favorite boys sending more love from Tampa revamping my backyard hardscaping and mostly crushed granite and blue stone pavers for a walkway thoughts I can’t make it to you guys um I can’t make it to you but you’ll crush it at your show and Tamp thank you thank you man appreciate that we hopefully we will um hardscaping and mostly crushed granite and blue stone papers for walkway thoughts this is so stupid what’s the what’s the hard the okay yeah steel edging I would use steel edging on your uh any of your like loose gravel paths and any of your beding um make sure you’re not like too wacky on the uh the plant varieties so try to try to keep the plant varieties to a uh in your initial planting like get your big Main Stays down pat and then um yeah I like horizontal PL fencing for Warrant like kind of like quarantining off areas and like this kind of [ __ ] make sure you’re no not that not that not that um that kind of [ __ ] maybe smooth concrete walls smooth formed concrete walls like this kind of [ __ ] um I do do like the use of palms and this kind of stuff I’m just trying to get like just trying to see ideas like these uh these this concrete steppers even like these I don’t mind this that’s Lily Turf planted in between a Wily ghoul shair it’s pretty good have uh make sure you portion off your errors correctly don’t leave like one big wide open playground it’ll look like a piece of [ __ ] so make sure all the Des the spaces designated that’s basically the sum of the master class let’s see who was it this guy no it wasn’t this guy was it run no it was Mother’s Day sale get the master oh Dan Pearson that’s the one I did the Dan Pearson one yeah um wow this motherf yeah just basically the the glean is like have all the areas portioned off of what you want them for and then be able to like uh have them all congeal and like have some sort of sim similar identity you know that your design language is Common from the front to the backyard you know your materials are used throughout the landscape your your your walkways have a commonality your plant design your plant bed shape your scale how far away from your house are you how far away from the the turf areas are you like that type of [ __ ] just keep that all in mind draw the top down views and try do your best man I mean um but I don’t know who the like the uh Florida landscape uh architect who’s the top okay so this is the this is the G residences portfolio let’s see what they got see let’s see what nice uh that bring my actually I feel like you can look up contemporary anywhere another Ferrari California these guys can’t stop putting these things in photos they shouldn’t be in should they it’s an $80,000 Cog guys it’s not a flex it’s a 360 430 we got uh I got I got some chats going on uh we got bad craziness with uh 25 bucks uh Nick do you remember who was the most obno Car customer you ever had impression if possible um yeah I had a lady uh I had a lady [ __ ] cry in my face one time and told me we were [ __ ] her over because her mob hits didn’t play I don’t feel safe you’re ripping me off like that kind of [ __ ] her head was the size three like what size hat do you wear an eight yeah hers was a three her head was this big she had a tiny head she was 60 I wanted to knock her [ __ ] teeth out I’ve never wanted to beat a woman like I don’t even I don’t even like think like that and I was like yeah I’m a woman beater now I was a [ __ ] psychopath watching this I remember that was like day one I want to quit my job um I stopped telling the story and stand up but basically yeah an S-Class a woman who laid down and took [ __ ] jizz from her sweetheart husband for years gets an S-Class every year to shut her up he was a great guy his wife was a [ __ ] absolute nightmare spoil little [ __ ] brat with no money um no class um that was like the worst I’ve ever seen I had a woman call it was two women it was like six two 60-year-old women um just doing the most like thinking it’s like hauling off and being rude to a car salesman who’s a sweetie pie and um like I couldn’t believe it it’d be like a waitress being like I’m so sorry your mail came out wrong and they’re like you’re going to pay you’re going to pay right now I’m calling the manager you’re getting fired watch this you the waitress watch what I’m going to do the only thing I should have done was I should have kicked a cup full of gasoline at her and lit her on fire I should have I should have put slugs in her food to give her a brain like a brain injury pyro what are those called the brain thing pyrons or something I don’t know rat lung worms all I wanted to do was give her a rat lungworm hey I got you the I got you a smoothie from the fanciest smoothie place in the whole state do you want one I got one just for you Mrs customer she has it she’s like yeah she’s uh on oh my God the Smoothie had kiwi must have been the Kiwi kiwi um we’re flying over to Dunlap California Dunlap uh Homestead Property to escape the city Rat Life um pyrons yeah prons p P pyrons whatever prons and lung worms yeah uh acreage is small for the area but the home is nicer than what’s usually available should I opt for raw land no don’t worry about small acreage if you are in an area that will be like sort of undeveloped don’t worry like you don’t you don’t need 50 acres cuz you’re going to have to maintain 50 acres just think about that honestly what you’d love is one acre attached to 70 Acres that’ll never be [ __ ] built or it’s too expensive to do so so I if this house is like like better than normal just because of the land I wouldn’t I wouldn’t give a [ __ ] about that I have 22 I use three straight up I have 13 over there I’m going to use a half so don’t don’t think about like acreage count acreage count is a is a is a fruitless effort like um like sometimes it’s okay if it’s like [ __ ] straight up like real agricultural turn land like you’re making money on like you know corn fields and [ __ ] and whatnot but above a certain amount it’s truly like it doesn’t matter you know what I mean like if it’s just hey I got nice land it’s fine um this house is pretty nice like kind of a wide open Ranch good Windows good I like I I love it I think it’s I think it’s a nice piece of property uh I think the work that you would do would be nice need need some bathrooms right needs a couple of C needs some Cabinetry some flooring things that you could do I like this house it gets a high pass for me love the second build love the second building she does photography it’s a yoga studio she does yoga in-house yoga I like this house please buy it 100% buy to Airbnb wow very good very very good you should buy we got uh Luke Luke a mackinson with 25 bucks hey chag thoughts on investing in Eugene Springfield Oregon in the next couple of years it’s cheap there right isn’t Eugene cheap uh Bobby says it’s where all the LA people go to escape La so maybe it is maybe it’s I don’t know no you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] not really is not bad maybe is like this five a quarter okay um I like that some nice [ __ ] i’ I’ve seen nice [ __ ] A friend of ours Bob Bob I lives in Eugene right yeah yeah my buddy bought a hell of a house out there like one of these like 60s dope mid- centuries I mean this would be you know two three million in Southern California and West Coast jobs are sort of like a you know you got Bay Area jobs that pay pretty big dough so this5 $600,000 price tag isn’t isn’t too steep compared to what they’re looking at I mean this is [ __ ] fantastic right here Jesus Christ just just you know property hunting yeah I mean I’m just looking for things that are like sustainable price you know like doesn’t look like A lot’s pending though be straight with on there so I’m not like if I’m seeing deals like what what when you when I did I just do newest or is it relevant all right um let’s see what’s recently reduced let’s see how far off the prices are so what I’m looking for is like okay so they they try to get 900 for something like this so like a really well West Coast Style Redo like a a proper flip by someone who gets it right they did all the right things on the flip they want to make all the money they paid what $479 for it it’s close 430 they W 89 so that’s that’s their reach on the price right um damn it you is this starberry again oh this is my this is my Discover weekly this is what I’m supposed to be listening to but you know what we’re going to listen to scrams okay we’re going to have no never never no wait no has never had three letters by no has no has never had three letters by codin Armada okay everybody’s favorite band so um this is pending for four and this so This sold West Eugene so it’s a city house that needs not that much okay yeah yeah how is Eugene suck we got a lot of fans there appar apparently yeah the anal I I I mean Oregon looks pretty but what I’ve heard about Portland is [ __ ] so I’m scared of you know the whole region but I don’t know I have to go there I’ve never been that’s the only that’s Oregon and Washington are like Washington Alaska Hawaii like I’ve been to like 43 States yeah the only ones are like Pacific Northwest Hawaii Alaska yeah um we got shite with 25 bucks hey nips um 19-year-old firefighter from Illinois uh pay is great love the job but don’t want to kill myself early what else can I get into don’t know much else besides put cold stuff on Hot Stuff don’t have a ton of time for trades with job fireman fireman trying to get out good for you freaking want to be out getting out of good for you for getting out of there um you can start a rat lungworm business a rat lungworm shakes for Assassins um sell cars no I’m kidding um I’m not going to lie I do like selling cars it is kind of fun if you want to it’s not the worst thing go sld trucks uh we got uh trying to think pal um chucking a truck renting dumpsters y when you’re fireman like what can you use like my buddy who was a fireman he did a dumpster business and sold it for for pretty good money mhm um rolloff dumpster business uh dock to do shipping or uh medical couriers yeah medical couriers super easy uh that be a medical Courier look into that I swear to God it’s not nothing sounds like something it’s something especially you you know all the EMTs yeah fireman know the EMTs yeah hey who do I talk to about getting a medical career it’s one one yeah it’s one degree away yeah you know it um yeah do social media for for the firehouse um so you guys can get a $50,000 of PlayStation well uh no in this house we’re in Boise yaho uh going to view this on Saturday and just want to know your thoughts rip it into rip into it please Poise Idaho is on the uh the decline list the over inflated list just heads up so you’re going to see a lot of price reductions it’s a double door custom Ranch that needs updating but it’s kind of dope these houses uh I do like these houses a lot needs a k the kitchen’s ass woodwork is good stone workor is bad I like the kitchen actually [ __ ] [Music] wood stove in the basement’s nice good layout nice got a love [ __ ] rack storage in the utility room smart good people good yard well maintained how much 54 Boise curve Street good area right right near the highway real loud no I’m kidding um okay so they got a tax reduction wow so so the owner complained is it owned by a lawyer um bu 77 what’s other houses let me just see quickly yeah okay so stuff’s getting a little stagnant out there a there a lot of listings that’s a lot of listings five it looks like everybody redid everything quickly and now stuff is lots of open houses they’re ready for offers man don’t take don’t take any of their [ __ ] at face value I heard Idaho is a little over inflated um I did see like a little snippet that parts of Utah and Idaho are a little like you guys went through a run and you now you’re cooling off so when you’re in a cooling off period you absolutely cannot be the last one in that’s how you get [ __ ] so if this house is going to you know if we go into a correction right and this is the first time this house has ever sold for these set of prices right 550 this house lived its life at at at you know in the threes or something like that this is where people go bankrupt man this is where [ __ ] this is where divorce lives so it’s almost sometimes if there’s a large cooling off period and you’re seeing it you’re seeing stuff sit on the market you have to use your gut on this but if what you’re looking at is you’re like oh everything’s [ __ ] sitting on the market you wait just wait because then what’s going to happen is the Realtors are going to go we’re not selling anything we’re not selling like just because you grab this at this Market doesn’t mean it’s it’s a deal so you just chill let them [ __ ] drop people be like look you want to have your house sit on the market this is what good Realtors would be like listen [ __ ] let’s just use this house for example I’m not saying your house is 5549 okay you want to sell it yeah okay $489 9 that’s $70,000 now if you get a 70 you know if you’re getting a 50 $70,000 price reduction right because you waited 6 months think about that that could be you holding the bag you have the Hot Potato you bought at the high Market it doesn’t cost you any more to wait it it hurts your ego but don’t so if and I if I was in an area where and people keep buying but do they do you know what I mean like when there’s this many listings no that’s a lot of [ __ ] that’s a lot man open house open house open house open house like look all these little you know premium listing all the little buttons right price cut sitting what’s what’s what’s uh what’s pending you know what I mean um probably the cheap [ __ ] cuz cheap [ __ ] always sells Jesus Christ yes this is how I shop for houses in an area always just do this quickly um but just just think about what I said about like if if if if everybody’s like begging open houses every Sunday the [ __ ] real estates are work agents are working double time [ __ ] them let them sit the money you’re going to save if you could buy the same exact house or better for 10 or 15% less that’s going to make a pretty big difference man that’s going to be 700 bucks extra a month a year and then you’re not going to like you’re you’re not going to own the thing at a wrong a wrong price point you know what I mean um and and people will stop paying their bills on stuff like when the the people who bought those people who were the suckers that bought it let’s just say 550 right they go oh [ __ ] my neighbor’s house sold for 470,000 it’s honestly as nice as mine it wasn’t selling at my I’m the only [ __ ] who bought it that’s what happens then then the divorce happens then the resentment why didn’t you know that was coming that’s that’s what happens that’s what happens in a in a market turn um if people get [ __ ] up about it we have Bender Lopez was 20 bucks adding on uh I’m in Pasadena California looking at the trades also is thinking driver manager planning the runs for drivers what was the job your buddy has sales development thanks seeing the gang in June sales development driver manager yeah Fleet MX do that now I think Fleet madx like the uh some of the fleet maox companies is like uh this is uh graveyard Planet by welcome to the Play Welcome the play gear that’s what I was listening to the gym today sea Mexican emo bands I love them quite frankly um yeah any any of you guys are looking in a hot Market always just put your hands in your pockets for a little bit and let let the [ __ ] idiots do the stupid [ __ ] right in front of you it’s fine don’t be the guy who’s like I have to oh it’s like uh it’s like fomo scare tactic [ __ ] don’t believe it that’s real trying to [ __ ] you they don’t care this is last house of the night um yeah Fleet madx as far as doing doing that yeah I would I would imagine I don’t know um if you if you’re if you’re into the trades and stuff like that I mean you’re going to have a lot of uh you had a lot of properties change hands in Los Angeles so um your rental work will be pretty significant um general con general purpose like General Contracting and basically just being the point man on a being a pro you know a one-off project manager in California Sounds like a job that would be that what I would go into where I just basically subcontract everything yeah and I would just run with a you know I an HVAC guy a plastic guy electrician and stuff like that roll with guys and just Market myself as general contractor you basically just make a third of what’s spent if they spend $100,000 on the renovation you have to figure yourself in for 35 Grand that’s that’s the way General Contracting typically works I’m not saying it always goes like that but you can um in California I’m sure that you have all these Hot Shots that want to do X Y and Z but what I saw happening was was a lot of [ __ ] cheap labor and then a lot of fancy signs yeah not lots of oh this is my fancy sign company and then I watch like 10 10-year-old Toyota pickup trucks pull up every morning and do framing if you understand what I’m putting down there yeah those weren’t you know Redwing boots wearing [ __ ] cabinet makers but um I hate this [ __ ] thing uh the not on this I was trying to see if I knew the song uh knowing this wife’s grandmother’s wife’s grandmother’s in the home now her dad is selling uh this house thoughts on price um we love to hear your perspective it’s a 55 and over so it’s pretty straight forward it’s like a nursing home adjacent I used to cut these I used to do landscaping here um is there another one for sale I mean it’s a 55 and over Community man it’s pretty straightforward [ __ ] this is like these are like retirees houses you know what I mean they got everything’s covered for them they got Life Alert you got a gym you got a pool you can go piss in you can play Bingo um Douglasville Pennsylvania wow is that area I like yeah what was my favorite my favorite area of Pennsylvania is like right over here hold on no where was I looking Carbondale yeah yeah this area it doesn’t matter um I mean it’s it’s about as middle of the road as a listing as I can possibly say if I would if I would suggest for him to do anything I would say get everything out of the house if you want to sell it I wouldn’t even have I would have nothing in this house zero I’d put everything like this is all throw away everything and get it out of there like get get all the furniture out of there if they want to sell it faster but honestly um retirees talk you’re going to get another 7-year-old guy in here like I love it here it’s fantastic IC we live there the park covers everything the snow’s covered they put the gardens in it’s a nice place to live I mean it’s one of these jams to do landscaping for these places they’re the biggest Grinders of all time it’s a [ __ ] Board of old people to getting [ __ ] fist fights basically with like everybody thinks they’re like a like a manager and they’re like well what are you going to do about the bushes I’m like you pay the least amount of money I’m going to do I’m going to trim your bushes it comes with the like they’d want you to do extra I want you to do extra plants and [ __ ] like I’m like [ __ ] you you guys you guys took me cuz I’m the lowest guy yeah I have nice lawnmowers you’re lucky I have that yeah I sharpen my blades a lot it’s so nice here like cheap prick Boomer [ __ ] um yeah I mean hey have fun with it it’s I mean you could we couldn’t end it on is that is a last house I I have some super chats yeah go ahead hit him um we got Sharky to with 25 bucks Nikki poo uh I’m about to go get a 91 cutless Cruiser s low miles red with red interior fat as [ __ ] squeaky clean inside and squeaky clean inside and out garage kept you know the story dude wants 12K I’m going to offer seven talk me talk me off the ledge yeah you’re you’re that’s crazy bro no no no no no no no no yeah you’re [ __ ] crazy yeah no you not every mint car is worth $10,000 sorry man like I’m I’m sorry eight grand he’s going to offer seven guy iy said 12 had 19,000 miles on it and it sold last summer and the time when all the no that that’s that’s insane no the answer is no uh we got Jules orone with 25 bucks Jesus Christ what’s so special with these [ __ ] things what we got uh Jules Orion with 25 bucks hey Nick just got into the Carpenters Union in Boston as an apprentice [ __ ] yeah pays okay but increases annually thinking of side hustles and considering getting my real estate license okay something worth doing part time don’t get your real estate license real estate license is not something you get parttime and sell a few houses that’s not real it’s never been done it’s literally never ever been done um just just so you know like that’s a that’s a [ __ ] lie like oh I just I sell a couple of houses at honestly I just I sell my mom I just do her deals for and I get paid like um yeah know that no so no on the the car buddy I’m sorry uh I literally no no project cars like that 5 grand or under I’m sorry the 10 grand like that’s that’s [ __ ] that’s insane you’re going to take a a low mileage classic and drive it like a road car you buy a Camry if you want to play this game you’re nuts don’t do this that’s you want to the the fast road to the to hellscape trust me I’ve been there uh we got Charlie M with 25 bucks uh just got my plumbers license in Chicago oh but as far as the in oh sorry sorry side hustle don’t do the real EST title side hustle for that the the carpet union pay attention to the smart there will be sharp kids that have side work that work on like Nantucket and they do like work for X Y and Z guy and they’ll take as much time as you can go work with those guys find out their side hustles that they do and copy them and work for them and then develop a skill set that they do not have not that they do not have but um see what the guys like guys in Boston go work for the owners of buildings doctors own the buildings groups of doctors own these [ __ ] medical facilities and what whatever that you’re going to be working on and then you’re going to go to their house and you’re going to do tons of work and that’s what I would do um all the my buddy Bill he’s going to be a guest on here um I just want to make sure I like prefit like my buddy Bill buillt like huge skyscrapers in Boston he was like the the project manager for Mor already you look him up they’re [ __ ] humongous um but he ran the show so he would know what these guys do on the side you know they’re building decks on the weekend for 10 ,000 with their boys um they’re doing [ __ ] like that’s typically the side gig uh we got Charlie M with 25 bucks just got my plumber’s license in Chicago uh do side work but undervalue myself when I do how would you price yourself SL rationalize service to clients when you price jobs yeah um make sure uh Charlie M that’s whenever I think of Charlie M I always think of this scene when he squeezes the guy’s head in the ice from Casino any who wow that’s a good tattoo anyo um plumber in Chicago plumber in Chicago side work how do I value under so you’re under shooting yourself a lot um make sure you have the job this could go one of two ways if it’s super easy you’re looking at let’s just say 400 bucks I’m in and out no problem if I start to run into problems understand the job and make sure you do a good job explaining it not being annoying but just explain say this job can go two ways if if I you know if it’s if it’s a leak here and there it can be X Y and Z if it’s not it’s going to be this much so we should expect it to be between 400 and about 1,500 bucks is that fine with you yes or I can do it and once we get to a certain point I’ll tell you and then it’ll be like timeing materials and hours like make sure you just account for your hours Bill yourself out at 75 bucks an hour everybody does it more 125 85 [ __ ] but anywhere basically between 75 and 100 and a quarter an hour work efficiently say good news is I work efficiently and I’ll have my [ __ ] in and out here as fast as possible in 3 hours but make sure like you have an automatic like even if I come there it’s 250 bucks it’s like an automatic 2 hours um try to be able to diagnose over the phone like ask a lot of questions find out the job that they want and their expectations understand the customer’s expectations on the thing because truthfully man um like that’s that’s really what it is it’s like over promising and underd delivering I’m not saying being a pessimistic son of a [ __ ] but there’s like an art to it um don’t without being too much of a [ __ ] [ __ ] be able to understand the scope of the job and what they’re looking at completely and then say you know you can fix this over here but we still have this [ __ ] problem over here are you aware of that yes do you intend on replacing this no I’m not going to be in the house for a long time so you just to Band-Aid this and you want to spend as least amount of money I just want to understand what you’re saying okay we can do that good news is they want a Band-Aid in it Band-Aids are fast so you’re getting 250 bucks you’re out in 45 you know what I mean but travel to Home Depot and whatnot and going and get parts and whatnot but uh understanding the job time and materials look up like the best practices as far as trades go but um I mean seriously there’s a ton of information on Tik Tok you could type in plumbing billing MH seriously HVAC billing Tik Tok get your bullet points it’s quick it’s useful I’m not I mean I know it sounds stupid but it’s useful I would do it I’m a little rusty on how to build like I should talk to my buddy trap but um just don’t and if you’re into this job like just just stay say up front I can’t be in a position where I’m working forever and it’s just like I stayed at a job there’s no sense of me even trying to to round this off to you and you can say that you can speak freely it’s I learned it at like 26 tell them [ __ ] no I used to try to be like a people pleaser all the time and I would like try to be like no no no we can do it I’ll find you I’ll at you an Escalade and I’ll still give you the good price and it’s like no I’m not going to [ __ ] Maine to get you a [ __ ] red Escalade I have three ones over there that’s the five grand off go pick one of those out those are the [ __ ] steals or that’s it I’d be like no we can do it cuz I knew I could do it one other time yeah and like it’s just like a matter of like hitting them like being confident being confident and being able to value your time and explaining to yourself like this is the bind I could be and if I tell you this much money you know setting the customer expectations are seriously just it’s old school sales 101 but you should just just be careful and um if the job’s out of your scope it’s big like oh this is a big job again without being a prick be like I want to do it it can be done um this could be X Y and Z if we have two guys here it’s $150 an hour if you have three guys here you know sprawl out the job show them how much this could be big company comes in here with three guys you’re going to be paying 150 250 bucks an hour they’ll be in here out of 3 hours it’ll be 750 bucks I’m a oneman show I can fix this myself it’ll take me three hour blah that’s that’s what it is uh we got Noel sweet with 25 bucks hi it was good by horses just so you know um hi Nick and Chris uh Bay Area handyman here my truck’s transmission and power steering is broke West Oakland fiend stole my tools again and I think Arthur Blank might be funding them to get more business uh love from northcal dude unfortunately you got to fix the truck God damn it where the [ __ ] are you parking your car I I that would drive me that would drive me unfortunately there’s no transmissions in CVS yeah there are none the only transmission you get is an AIDS Transmission in CVS yeah um [ __ ] man I’m sorry to hear about that yeah buddy um sorry that’s going on with you right now um I wish you the best I hope you get an get a get a van with cameras right you need a Tano cover you just keep getting your [ __ ] stolen out of the back of your truck through the window [ __ ] you need a van um Vans are the greatest [ __ ] yeah you need to look up the the lockbox Solutions yeah Keys whatnot um insure your tools that’s a good idea yeah imagine pulling that insurance every every 3 weeks you you’re not going to believe this gone again gone again all my Fest tools 60,000 it’s all footage yeah here it is it’s just like crackheads like stealing your F tools that are like openly oh my god um but buying your uh tools at a pawn shop is not the worst idea um putting trackers like hey I have that same blue tape on mine um yeah you’re buying your own tools back at the pawn shop but uh put putting tiles in your stuff um we got Mr MTR cat with 20 bucks one last inquiry for you gentlemen uh are you going to be doing a California or Nevada show um anything near the west coast and I’ll find a way but I’m landlocked because work and fam yes we’ll be in LA and I think San Diego also T tentatively yes tely San Diego we will be there we’re going to go nor too yeah um and we’re going to nor yeah and we’re going to skang Fest you want to go to La um we got McLoud with 20 bucks bought uh bought a house built in 1984 I assume that’s one of the bad years for house building it is uh what are big things to look out for to determine if it is a bad build or not um I mean you know 2×4 construction shitty insulation um honestly the best is probably a thermal camera is probably the fastest way to see how shitty your house is have a uh have an installation guy come shoot your place with a thermal camera and you can see how much of a drafty piece of [ __ ] they built in 1984 when it was rush rush everything was a rush job and a scam before like regulation caught up with everybody um yeah there’s usually usually a state funded thing where you can come in and get like a there’s like an energy thing where they come in they give you like an energy abatement and they they come and like check your place out and um you talked about that a lot yeah remember that I had it done in my house yeah yeah you pay like $300 for three grand worth of [ __ ] because uh the state stealing money so do that um but at any rate um yeah 84 is a bad year yeah so insul is going to be your biggest problem among other things but yeah uh we got Jacob Lewis with 25 bucks uh 2011 Grand mares Marque Mar uh 90 uh 89k miles 15 grand very good shape can I get a better price yeah what the [ __ ] 11 Grand Marquee 90 89 miles no 15K and we got Justin I I’ll wait for that one how much 89k how much money or I’m sorry uh 15 grand yeah within 5 seconds I found 20 cheaper ones in my area yeah no no no way was no [ __ ] way I had that car like six grand I mean yeah no they’re not bad cars I mean the p38s are cool or whatever the [ __ ] they call them but um no no not even close under 10 grand I’m fine with you on the car I get it but no no way and we got just Justin Barnes with 25 bucks bye Nick and Chris bye love you guys n night thank you very much Justin yo thank you dude y thank you for saying good night to to us um yeah no within uh Jesus Christ Fleet you [ __ ] psychotic 55,000 mile example [ __ ] boom 99 87500 yeah no pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass yeah not even close not even close you’re finding an old guy that knows what they are yeah pass pass on that that’s believing hype you yeah they’re all the same doesn’t matter buy them somewhere else we appreciate your business um good news I just saved you 7,000 go buy one for four um listen we’re off next week possibly sometime the week after uh we appreciate your patronage I am a small business in the woods um it’s my ride oh sick um wow you got a wow an Uber XL yeah that’s dope [ __ ] boss um we appreciate everything buy a shirt pick some up if you don’t like a rug you think rugs are stupid no big deal I got some cool stuff coming for you cool [ __ ] coming really cool [ __ ] stay tuned pgl lemon party Dan sod guests tons of guests Dan Soder lemon party um go see all these guys on tour lemon party’s currently touring it’s [ __ ] riot act those guys are funny as [ __ ] had a great time go see Sam Talon on tour [ __ ] great show Dan Soder Dan Soder he doesn’t need our help he’s a [ __ ] he’s selling out everywhere he goes but go see Dan sod he’s [ __ ] awesome I mean honestly I couldn’t believe we’re boxing today look got the [ __ ] kicked out of me all day y I’m exhausted I had to box Sam today almost broke my nose oh well I like getting my ass I like getting my ass kicked it’s fun I like pain he put a moem in my forehead I felt good I was riding a jet ski in my brains it’s a it’s really fun anyway uh we’ll see you soon I appreciate everything that you guys are doing keep your eyes peeled the market looks enough to keep your hands in your pocket um really really keep an eye out don’t get a hot hand just go slow make sure you’re not getting talked into anything in markets like this this is why my brother doesn’t feel like doing real estate right now and I trust him to death in markets like this this is when the [ __ ] slime comes out of people they start selling in double time you get real sweet Peggy the housewife starting to lie because the Market’s going like this and the price they wanted nothing is worse than when you’re doing this and they knew they could have got 600 but now they know they’re only going to get five and a quarter you know what happens with that [ __ ] slime comes out don’t believe people the market Shifting the free money’s drying up the layoffs are coming the closures are coming I’m not saying be scared boogie boogie still pick out a nice house but don’t believe people’s [ __ ] I promise you it’s just I’m not telling you to do anything I have nothing to gain by that keeping your hands in your pockets doesn’t stimulate the economy just chill
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But when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So leave me . . . You never do have much margin there, but see if you can't leave me about an inch from where the zipper (belches) ends around under my—back to my bunghole.
Lyndon Johnson, on a phone call with his tailor ordering a new pair of pants
Dont fuck with bamboo… That shit can spread like crazy and take over everything. Can also destroy the foundation of your house.
The intro track goes hard. And the corn is poison, don't do it.
Jew stream😍
Jew boys summer 2024
Jew house’s
Sam is Nick’s jewish handler
Jew graphics
I have a home renovation company. Can I write off my membership to this channel?
The "four spit covered assholes" comment made me start cry laughing at work.
Ann Coulter falling off of the sane plane.
Anyone remember when Nick accidentally pulled up his trans porn on stream in the search bar
DAVID COLLINS Don’t buy a business, trust me, I was faced with this scenario and a realtor friend of my grandma convinced me to buy a couple rentals here in CA. Here’s what I did differently: I bought homes specifically with full first floor living quarters, meaning a bedroom & full bathroom. I installed walk-in tubs, grab handles everywhere basically made the house elderly/disabled friendly. This seems to filter out sh!tty tenants because the people who are looking for homes like this are genuinely grateful for you providing it at the same price a normal house would rent for. I could charge a bit more, but I don’t. I make about 7-8% return annually (around 6% after expenses) and they require WAAAY less attention that a business would. No employees, no equipment failure, no workers comp, no customers getting sick because a rat got into the dough. Worst case scenario is an appliance breaks and I call to have it fixed or replaced same day. Not a huge deal. Yeah it’s expensive, but it pays (saves) to find a trusted handyman. Best of luck dude, it’s been great for me so far *knocks on wood*
super glad chris is on camera, that what god designed him for. not getting all the labels the right way at krogers
super glad nick steamrolled chris a bit this time to get some punch lines out
"yea yea yea" confidently is worse than Adam fried lands vocal fry
Chris's eyes so recesses he has shadows on his face
chris is too sexy
what's the point of chat gbt if chris still has a gig
18:55 , sandwich sign
"this guy can't put a fucking sentence together"- Tito Ortiz in reference to chris Lynch on scuffed realtor
chris the type of guy to have never seen casino
Where tf is the Sam streams I subbed for idc abt houses and the podcast is gay
Carlton is a nice area but it is saturated ground. Wet wet
That Boobless calculator thing reminds me of the story equation that gives you boobless lol
Her boobs were 69 inches long, they were 222 big
She went to 51st Street to see Dr X
He 8 them now she's
Boobless
6922251 × 8 = 55318008
Heet da laik buddun!
I’m from Leominster!!!
I do need to ask where the bit about British Columbia is? I live there and it's been a shit show in terms of cost here so it would be interesting to hear your take.
Are you guys just not posting to the Gumroad anymore?
David Collins gonna lose all his money
does silly billy come from gay bill mccusker
i love it when nick looks in the camera
Those were the gayest shirts I’ve ever seen. Nick should’ve roasted the fuck outta those shirts
The corruption that runs through this administration is getting scarier. I feel sympathy for people with disabilities not getting the help they deserve. Most fogies can't afford shelter anymore, Imagine investing $1,000 and receiving $4,300.
Stream tonight?