OLDER SIBLINGS HAD IT HARDER – Liz Miele

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Oct 12 Pittsburgh, PA
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Joke from new special Murder Sheets about how being a older sister is way harder and that younger siblings should be more grateful of the work we do to train our parents.

I I can’t seem to let go of being an older sister like I just bring like Mom put me in charge energy to every conversation it’s not great nobody’s like o a boss [ __ ] and it’s a Saturday what a fun vibe you’re bringing to this party Liz I’m not fun I don’t do fun the other thing I noticed is if I’m talking to somebody new and we’re not getting along 90% of the time they are the baby of the family do you know what I’m saying all right I’m talking to this guy it’s not going well turns out he’s the baby of five I was like you would he was honest though he was like you know what he’s like I am my mom’s favorite but it’s not that great he’s like you have to understand by the time my parents had me they were tired they weren’t excited he’s like dude when I rode a bike for the first time nobody cared I was like I I don’t care I don’t care cuz it’s not a full perspective it doesn’t take into account everything your older siblings have done for you all the sacrifices yes your life is boring but you get to do what you want nobody B dude I am the rosea of my family is that coming across and everybody forgets their history like my little sister she brought home her first boyfriend and they slept in the same bed yeah I annoyed the Catholicism out of dad so she could have a nice Christmas does anybody remember when I brought my first boyfriend home he slept in the basement on an air mattress and you want to know where he is now I don’t know I don’t know he never came back