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Sam Hyde and Nick GO OFF on INSANE House Listings
Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort look at INSANE house listings on the Perfect Guy Life or PGL Podcast
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What I like I like trit 95 this trit 95 guy this guy my daughter calls him blue Skeleton Man and she knows trit 95 she particularly likes this chain of events song which I also happen to like M I like this electronic music I like these individual guys on their CGS
And their own set of sounds and they do their own thing they do their own thing it’s just them in their room with their fruity loops and they’re playing on Ableton is this bill bur nope it’s my own thing that I’m doing now and they go
And they get their chord sounds and they just do their own thing and you think there’s a whole band you think there’s a whole ensembl you got this other British kid he may not be British I don’t know his name’s Max fry he’s pretty good he’s
A pretty good guy I like it I like John mouse back in the day he had an interesting set of sounds his lyri his his songs were dynamic they were weird weird they’re weird different sounds this guy’s sports coach objects good song you always you always had such an
Eclectic music taste I like electric sounds Chris I always have I sit down with a little bit of a little bit of stratel and I put it on bread and I have uh uh roasted yellow tomatoes with a good olive oil and a good balsamic and I listen to sports coach it’s
Good listen to these sounds it’s like muted he’s got a thing and then he kicks it up a notch little Tempo change here come on come on give it to me Frankie pretty [ __ ] good huh not bad all right anyway I couldn’t stop listening to this [ __ ] guy sports
Coach you think he was coaching me you think I was the star player for this guy’s team I listen to this [ __ ] guy so much anyway how are you hey guys hey how are you it’s really good to see some of you it was really wonderful to see
Um uh eight the Kea the the Kea boess boess on the calculator when was the last time you did that I actually I’ve never done boess I’ve never did boess you ever do hell hole no you can do hell hole too I’ve only done boobies yeah yeah it’s uh hell hole is three
S uh Z 4 77 3 4 scho was this in high school or was this uh this is at my desk at mercedesbenz okay um hell hole you sir um let me just do this price real quick if we sold you the car for that price that would mean I
Would be working in a hell hole there you go a little sales tip for you guys um a little fun sales joke um how are you went to Montreal had a good time with uh met some of you mhm and um it was great I mean it was it was
[ __ ] great I mean you guys were really really polite super sweet super nice great um really really fun crowd to be with um I mean we we did uh we worked till 3:00 in the morning it was good and shout out to everybody who stayed and
Was a real g with us um it was cold that second night not joking around cold though was not ready for that I don’t know why going to Canada I wasn’t ready for it to be cold but um but um really really glad to meet you some of you guys really
Sweet uh honestly scuffed realtor super fun to dud never thought I would be you know uh curling up in a ball with excitement I’m happy for a lot of you the stories you guys pull me aside and tell me and you give me these like heart
To heart it’s really weird being like a standup or being a comedian and then you meet people I I just I want you to do the right thing that’s all it’s it’s very simple I just don’t want you [ __ ] up and the more I watch Grant Cardone these [ __ ] retards try to
Like turn everybody into like Lamborghini man I’m like how about you just teach how about you just let people know about the fundamentals that you might know it’s it’s either it’s either zero or 100 yeah how about how about just like what’s a bad house and I’m
Like I listen to gr I I sold cars the way I learn I flipped it completely different people say oh don’t don’t give them the interest rate don’t give them the price and don’t give them that I just gave it straight to him how long
Did you sell cars for I sold cars for three years how much did you make a year I made 30,000 a year what am I better than you I never made 30,000 a year selling cars I made $90,000 a year only you know what I mean at least what were
You a [ __ ] bum and I’m supposed to believe that the Scientology Church didn’t give you a $90 million to go [ __ ] play a fine Spaceman with and now everybody’s got to believe you [ __ ] this [ __ ] how about what’s a nice house does this house suck so when people tell
Me these [ __ ] stories and I go from like being a kind of like you know doing the comedy stuff and then like talking to someone having like these hard honestly uh emotionally straining in the best way but I mean it in the nicest way it’s very like you’re
Like ah yeah crazy fun and then you’re like dude uh you really helped me a lot I was going to kill myself for real and now I’m like doing very well I have like a new a new Audi yeah and I’m making like a lot of money well I wish they
Left the Audi part about but U and uh yeah no so uh and I appreciate it I I know you’re not being disingenuous and all the especially the the chocolate here shout out to the the the the G who was the chocolate tier who worked in the
Mine yes who drove he’s just a real standup guy they were real yeah the up there was really not it was like yeah real people nice yeah my peeps so uh yeah Canadians are really great but honestly it was really really great I think that um hey I didn’t think it was
Uh you know I figured that some people might take some some information but um uh as Will Montgomery would say I ain’t never gonna stop uh doing this so shout out to Will Montgomery for saying he’s never gonna stop sh out to but no no
Cheers and uh thank you for all that um yeah and I and I anybody who’s uh gleaning any information on any of this stuff I’m having just as good of a time with it it’s a thing I can get to it it forces me to watch [ __ ] and keep my eye
On stuff and and stay above board and and make sure that my information isn’t crazy um you know hey bitcoin’s having a hell of a week I know it just carved 10% but oh yeah that was a fun week um yeah crypto’s been I was getting yelled out
Seven months ago for saying anything about crypto but hey look at me now um uh there’s a chat that missed from the very very tail end of blast stream um by GF uh he asked what is the doret of outdoor fountains a custom one a really wellth thought out clever Custom Plumbing
Trick okay that’s probably like the way to do it I put you in browsing real quick yeah um there’s there’s no like brand it’s uh it’ be like an Italian Limestone but the Italian ones are going to be like Neptune like sucking a [ __ ] or something like that it’s going to be
Like like a mermaid it’s real ghost tacky [ __ ] where the uh style motifs don’t match anything so it’s probably going to be nothing or or no uh for outdoor fountains yeah outdoor fountain I don’t like what is what is dour any de gour is a dour is a French hand painted
Wallpaper that’s like 35,000 a room I see okay yes um but um yeah um so yeah no I uh yeah no that’s probably none to be honest with you but uh clever Plumbing probably would be hidden not go um moving water is like a a like a
Necessary evil and like a perfect if you’re like a Master Gardener you need moving water for the ecosystem for the for the birds and the bees to pollinate and whatnot you need that you need the function the a fountain is a function over form for the most part um koi fish
And the [ __ ] and so on it’s just like this big ecosystem so um I don’t know look into it whatever one fits whatever one doesn’t look like a [ __ ] Italian piece of [ __ ] I guess uh uh we got uh Nick 964 with 25 bucks hey Nick I’m 20 in southeast Connecticut
Uh hate my job want to hustle and sell cars what should I do when I don’t know about the deal process to get the job also volume at Toyota or volume luxury at Mercedes question mark that New Haven store you’re next to sucks ass go there they have a hole that place [ __ ]
Sucks I used to kill them I used to um make my customers like anytime I found anything from what West Haven or whatever the whatever that dealership is I used to like take all the take all the keychains yeah Milford can and um I would say yeah I always steal their
Deals because they’re like crackheads there yeah oh yeah oh yeah papano um I’d go uh benz’s if you can get a job at that Ben’s dealership is probably the only one you’re gonna get a job if you can get a job at that Ben dealership go there um Toyota’s
Um Ben has a recall problem so some of the old tenur uh salesmen are going to quit soon Audi and some of the German manufacturers had this part made in Bulgaria that is being recalled that is going to become a [ __ ] big problem for the Wall Street for like all the way
It’s going to hit big it’s going to hit hard so a couple of quarters of down work where basically cars can’t be certified because they can’t be signed off on for like safety recall legally so that means a used comes in that was brand new they can’t sell it certified
Because there’s a a chip in it that is like a bastard part so it’s always [ __ ] wonderful how these companies could do that because if you did that you’d be out of business if you like were like oh [ __ ] I sold you pasta that wasn’t cooked and then you got food
Poisoning I’d be in the clink you know so but but Mercedes can shove you know 70,000 cars in Audi and all these companies in a Porsche and whatnot literally it’s so bad to the point where they’re sending new cars back to Germany they’re s sending entire shiing
Containers that I’ve never heard that in my career what’s that going to do it’s going to shave new car growth down to like 20% of efficiency that’s going to hurt trust me Volkswagen’s going to take a hit Mercedes or what you know whoever the parent Holdings Mercedes is going to
Take a hit Porsche but the Japanese companies are going to thrive so it’s just you should know that you you should know that so Q one two and three the beginning half of this year is going to be real rough for some of the German
Cars um I don’t know I don’t know uh we got beay with 20 uh with 50 New Zealand Dollars 50 New Zealand Dollars uh dear Houseman n uh dear housemen Nick do you have any advice for how to write a comedy sketch I’m writing a Pros novel
And wish to add some comedic elements and was wondering if you had anything to offer thanks again um I don’t know I don’t Know I don’t know man uh comedy sketches uh I don’t know uh I’ve sort of developed my own pros of what of whatnot in sketch writing um trying to think of sketches that I wrote that would never like make it to air let’s see um let’s see hold on let’s
See what a sketch I’ll give you a uh on stream sorry I have to I wrote a sketch called um African Transformers you you wrote yeah I didn’t write a sketch it was just not is um I’m you you didn’t write that sketch no did I write anything um I write sketches
Based off uh I wrote one called insider trading has to be fake mhm um and then I kind of start there so Martha Stewart went to jail for like getting a phone call from her Banker that was like hey Martha your your your crew is going your crew is going your your company’s
Going under yeah um and she was like oh [ __ ] I’ll sell everything and then Dave Porto is bragging to a pizza owner about buying his company back from a dollar from a from a gambling company you know what I’m saying we would have to believe that da porno and
The CEO of pen gaming didn’t hang out yeah so why isn’t he being dragged to like ber Stewart went to prison so are you expect me to believe that like a public company makes a purchase with publicly traded funds for a for a d for a dynamic I usually like
To write like Punk like things that will get me arrested or get me in trouble by the SEC or something like that like the Lexus one calling calling [ __ ] out drive by wire technology when you press the throttle there’s no mechanical switch that when you press a gas pedal now in a
Car it’s an electronic switch yes right it just says go faster yes right if you heard if you like conspiracies then you would believe that Princess Diana’s head was driven into a wall by a car in a remote control somewhere well in the future when you
Get when the police are chasing you yeah your car is just going to auto drive to the police station yeah so I like to I usually like to start there and then sort of like abstract it with like a if this than that I don’t know if that
Makes any sense to you but like so we were going to put Alexis or any car with drive by wire technology on top of a shipping container with Princess Diana in the driver’s seat uh Michael Hastings the Rolling Stone Rider that was found with uncharred beer cans in his SL 500
Doing 100 miles hour down Melrose or Sunset Boulevard in California um it’s the transmission was the transmission for not even an SL 500 or something was found outside the car something strange some real 911 pentagon uh crash [ __ ] um we were going to put cardboard cutouts of those two people
Inside the uh inside the car and put it on shipping containers and then put the location and the VIN number on the screen and like hack this car and then we were going to surround the the the car with cameras for like however long it took them to drive the car off and
Sure as [ __ ] we know that the Lexus would have driven off the top of um the top of the shipping containers and um adult swi didn’t like that I don’t know why um so yeah I don’t know or you could just write one about uh about you could write one about
Uh what the [ __ ] is that guy’s name God damn it come on brain brain work brain um Truman capot you could do an awful Truman capot bit yeah who gives a [ __ ] do something about Vander pump rules that show [ __ ] sick um sorry anyway don’t be sorry sorry I’m
Sorry anyway thank you for your patronage we appreciate it new rugs are up expensive fancy pants rugs I promise you if the house is 4 million I promise these rugs are there why will we blindly buy a $5,000 $122,000 Rolex and then like if you go if you bought a date just
For 10 grand or 12 Grand a couple of months ago that rug’s worth seven that the rug that that watch is worth seven Grand and that down the road that rug is going to be 3 to four grand okay you guys will blindly buy baller [ __ ] I’m telling you 100-year-old rugs
Are ball of [ __ ] why all these [ __ ] have them I promise I’m not crazy I promise I’m not crazy they’re always worth money they’re just they’re the same um the same cash snc is a watch I promise same goddamn thing you find it for me I and you you can’t lay a watch
On the ground you feel like an idiot right you’re not going to say come on into my living room see that watching whoa oh hey can you see the floor yeah bump it to the left a little bit here yeah yep oh hey hey what’s up
Stacy will you um so you want to just chill here it has no appeal this has no appeal now if you slide over here now if you slide this in you know what I mean we’re at a tenth of the cost and you can lay
Down on with Stacy you have sex on it you can have sex on it you you can jizz on it you think that a warrior hasn’t came on that you think a Persian guy hasn’t come on all these rugs you think you think a French Canadian guy hasn’t
Smoked on all these rugs you’re [ __ ] crazy dog uh we got gang Zulu Evil wizard with 20 bucks little bro is in job corpse for car uh carpentry plan is one year of that one year HVAC then four years Apprentice for carpentry um does dabbling in HVAC like that makes sense
Or n what would you do in his shoes he’s 18 maybe open to other trades he’s went into the K I’m sorry that again um little uh Little Nick Mullen he says hello everybody I’m a name dropping you know what um lil bro is in job corpse
For carpentry uh plan is one year of that one year of HVAC and then four years of apprenticeship for carpentry does dabbling and HVAC like that makes sense or no what would you do in his shoes he’s 18 and he might be open to other trades you know I don’t hate that
Move it’s kind of like splitting your splitting your roads I mean it’s I don’t know uh he’ll probably burn out and he won’t go back to school for the for the Cabinetry or whatnot um HVAC is not going anywhere I think as far as the blue collar trades I think
Electrical Plumbing in HVAC is probably like your safest bet and your fastest weight of money you’re guaranteed like earn your own pay dough um let him make up his own mind and do his own thing but uh Broad as Horizon under the same like ladder of uh you
Know cabinet making framing Etc like being uh being like an electrician and understanding Plumbing is is that’s like that’s really good [ __ ] that’s like being like a like a [ __ ] boxer and a like a a crowd with my guy yeah there’s nothing wrong with that um I like both
Of those so I’m not going to r on them or prohibit let the kid do what he wants if he’s aggressive and he wants it all there’s nothing uh there’s nothing to say if you know if one softens up or if you you can understand the Traer you can
Just become a [ __ ] Builder or just become a bigger component of an individual Builder I don’t hate that I love it I don’t think he’s going to be able to pull it off but because I’ve never seen it done but I’d love it if he
Did it I’m not saying I’m not trying to be a hater I’m saying go for it kid I’m I’m like this go Rocky go Chris eat my [ __ ] oh coat you’re must you’re a little beard in Piss I heard you went to Canada did you bring me anything back M
You thoughtless [ __ ] prick Customs wouldn’t let me I buy you all those guitars and I let you bring your onion scented body over my beautiful poery scented home and you stinky man I spent $1,400 on one of those guitars for you what we do here is
Illegal in Canada oh oh okay never mind oh [ __ ] 5 oh [ __ ] 5 anyway [ __ ] oh [ __ ] P jump up it’s 12 it’s 12 poo run anyway we appreciate your patronage I’m a small business anything you want we will get it shipped out to you uh any
Gear gets you 30% off gets you a deal at a sandwich shop it gets you a deal at a coffee shop anything stuff anything that you’re Framing and putting on the wall you’re going to sell it for that much more oh that’s quirky I’ll take them
I’ll take my mind off the fact that you didn’t do the mechanical over um you take it with you forever um I try to find you the dopest [ __ ] always uh you’re smoking forever God be classy get a nice AR stray will you Jesus Christ all right makes you feel better all
Right it somehow dignifies smoking right it’s like smoking crack out of a watch right just it just love so again thank you um we I’m a store and I appreciate everything you do for me um and for Chris uh we got sergius with 25 bucks yo
Nikki where can I get uh where can a guy get some Hestia sigs around here they don’t seem to sh only legal in three states uh yeah they don’t seem to ship to uh directly to Rhode Island call them call them directly hit them up on Instagram hesa use uh use
Discount code scuffed realtor gives you 0% off for a 0% off but I hit him up he’s I mean he hit me up set me up nice thing and then we smoke we smoke him here in the office everybody likes him we we smoke him here I’m
Uh I’m a Nick got me into smoking I got I got Chris into smoking and I didn’t get you into pills though Chris what I didn’t get you into pills no no no no no that was that was uh I mean that yeah that was Fran for for leaving her
Cabinets open she was like oh Chris I noticed a couple of my clopin were gone it’s okay that’s what she says she’s the world’s wor mom yeah yeah yeah Chris I noticed a few of my um Lexa Pros were missing that’s fine buddy going through
It you know you know you have to take those for like 3 weeks for them to take effect so do you need any more you need more I can get my doctor he’s really crooked chill I can get you a stronger dose that’s real fun yeah my doctor’s
Real chill have a beer with him they you know what I know I saw a couple of beer bottles in your recycling bin if you pop one of those clona pins before you have a couple of beers that’s a really fun night Cloud n before you if you snort anything test
It for real um test it no in this house we’re in uh Pine Bush New York I believe mhm um I bought in uh 2021 needed a 28k well drilled um renovated enlisting for rent in the spring uh landscaping ideas Port SL entrance make it
Nice um yeah this was from uh last week yeah 28k well sounds fish why ledge like fra like I that sounds insane is it like is there no water on there aquafer like I don’t I don’t know if you’re renting it out Landscaping advice would be uh give them an outdoor area
Um decently far away from the house um uh right here um one two three four of the same thing one two senting something 36 to 48 inches here 36 to 48 or maybe like a uh a fruit tree here like right here a fruit tree something like a
Small pear tree of some sorts or a fruit bearing tree um and then a underst store over here and then uh corresponding 36 to 48 in bushes with a a flower or a scent why a flower because if you have flowers you can cut flowers you can put them in
Vases on your table inside it’s like a real thing I know that’s like a very un like you can’t believe I’m even talking about this but uh I have a I have a row I have like 35 Bobo hydrangeas I constantly have fresh cut flowers in my house all over always
I have vases and I I go out in the morning I smoke a cigar cigarette in a joint I cut 10 flowers I put them in a vase every now and then I don’t really do it all the time but totally a possibility that’s why people do that [ __ ] you can make flower
Arrangements and whatnot um for any Reon why the [ __ ] would you do that that’s what people do perennial gardens and and whatnot um I have 3,000 tulip bulbs I have um I have I had to plant a bunch of bulbs so I have 3,000 uh bulbs planted
Across over there like a flower farm and you can cut them and you pull them um only early spring I only have tulips um I think tulips daffodils I have some aliums but anyway planting bulbs is not the worst that’s like a cheap way wildf flower seed is super cheap um you can
Scatter Wildflower seed and you have to keep coming with a perennial and annual and you kind of just basically throw it down and then hope for the best and then you don’t mow that part so you have like a noo area so you have a Turf area that
You treat with fertilizer like a lawn and then you have a noo area that’s wild flower seed and you let that grow and then you cut it down once a year so um that’s one way to do landscaping on the cheap cheap um just keep that in mind
For anybody who has a big yard doesn’t know what the [ __ ] to do with it and I’ll just say it now for you you I want it’s 726 we have time for this we are you getting hammered okay so fertilizer your first fertilizer drop is a straight
F okay like a a high nitrogen fertilizer it’s seven drops a year if you want green grass just listen to me I’ll get to it quick every six weeks no matter what you have to fertilize no matter what drop your first one nowish in the next three weeks a straight fur High
Nitrogen you can put the strong stuff on right now no slow which is no slow release your second one is a pre-emergent a weed killer okay I’m not going to talk about the organic route all right after that you’re going to have a another one a post emersion so that brings you
Six yes something with um a pre a post a grub a grub control you have to basically work backwards from your grub you need to put your grub control in this Zone on the last week of June so you have to work backwards six weeks
From here so if this is June June 30th this is May 15th this is April 1st this is now you can actually you can you can slam your fertilizer in the beginning of the year because it’s so rainy then you have a late summer frt and then a winterizer and a lime in
There and an overseed in the middle that’s not included fertilizer so you have 1 2 3 four five six drops plus lime and overseed with straight F that’s the way to get green grass you do that two years in a row your grass will be a [ __ ] I started with a [ __ ] Moss
Field I’m not [ __ ] around he’s not [ __ ] around I swear to God I have 36 bags of fertilizer in my thing I have I spread my own I put down I have like two acres of turf area but that’s what I did two years in a row air rate and overseed
I paid to air rate and I paid to overseed the best seed I could afford I went with dark and durable which is a uh I think it’s like 30% blue and then the rest is perennial rye I think it’s a new Glade perennial rye and like a Loa like
A Loa but anyway just stay consistent with the type of seed that you’re putting down and then slam the [ __ ] out of it with fertilizer don’t listen to anybody else I promise I did that in two minutes uh we got Lawrence Hardy which cut your grass on time with sharp blades
Every uh that that helps believe it or not and don’t don’t bag uh we got Lawrence Hardy with 20 bucks age 29 I’ve been in e-commerce marketing for 5 years uh promoted to creative manager making 70k a year I want to make commissions on digital sales I know where the bodies
Are buried how to make them see things my way you worked in um he’s been working in e-commerce marketing for 5 years promoted as a creative manager making 70k a year I want to make commissions on digital sales I know where the bodies are buried how to make them see things
My way yeah you have to get paid uh you have to get paid for that kind of stuff just um when it comes to uncomfortable time you have to just stop and say hey man um this isn’t enough money what do you mean this isn’t enough money this
Part right here I need to get commission from here to here it’s uncomfortable you have to have it it is what it is um sitting there and eating it and biting your shirt is not going to get it done so um it has to make sense you know what I mean
Commissionable comps have to make sense for the whole company but let them break that down to you on why it won’t make sense so um say it absolutely has to happen um this this job as a whole is isn’t worth it you know it has to uh can
You please pay me from X tox and then have a plan on growing it say you’re doing 100,000 now I can grow from 100 to 150,000 I’d like to make 35% of that so you’d like to make so what you’re telling me is you’d like to make 35% of
50,000 yes that’s what I’m telling you you would be happy if that happens yes like that that’s that’s the sort of the way it should go down but most people when they I think I I’ve seen it like just in general but whenever I ask I’m
Like I need I can grow it from here to here but I need to get paid that much more okay that’s how like U you know that’s a decent way to ask for uh more money um don’t just be like hey I’ve been working here for a while you know
You you you have had to have had that conversation already so if you’re going to move like if anybody came to me like Nick I can take your business from X tox okay cool how much money do you want I want uh $60,000 to do that okay if it
Mak sense cool well I don’t have anybody making that much money in my okay that can’t happen but I can pay you half that okay and we can see if you grow I don’t believe that you’re going to grow that you know what I mean at least hey you
Bumped yourself you know you bump them but start the conversation it’s awkward it’s weird you know what I mean you can’t have sex if you don’t have permission and someone’s saying do you want to have sex it’s strange right yeah but you’re not having sex if you don’t
Ask right how do you do it when you get the guitars I said well we already we we already have Rapport yeah you have a rapport but the first time the first time first time you it was a little bit of a dance yeah it was a little bit of a dance
Littleit dance but easy but it was easy enough you definitely [ __ ] it right away um but good luck with that man I mean uh you have to like again having a plan is like you know because there’s nothing more annoying with someone just there’s nothing more I don’t want to say
Annoying there’s just nothing it doesn’t look good when you’re just like more money it just doesn’t why justify it and I know it should I know everybody no one’s like sitting there waiting and figuring out ways to pay you more you know just assume that you can’t you
Can’t and don’t like vilify someone for not doing that you would you wouldn’t you know what I mean if things are going okay like all right things are good you got your eyes on other parts of the ship it’s not saying you’re sitting there counting your money you know smoking
Cigars but nothing more when someone’s just like more money so you have to like sort of justify the existence of what now and and know that that’s what they’re thinking about also the guy who’s put a fire pit out here right near the propane tank but uh outdoor outdoor
Living space in a in a thousand square foot house is your best friend right if they have a a 15 by 15 I mean I know it’s a huge backyard you do whatever the [ __ ] you want but sort of like portion off a decent thing and have like a fire
Pit clear away some uh gravel have a a a a hard at at least some sort of gravel path that’s not grass and um a firewood stack and some some seating of some sort that’s what I would put if I that that’s what I would do uh we got uh each bin
And skin head with 20 Australian dollars hey Nick and Chris looking for a bakery apprenticeship in baking bread yeah plan to get a bread labor type job learn something no one can take from me learn the art of artisan bread making any advice for when I get a
Job I’m I I love hearing that buddy cool I think that’s [ __ ] awesome uh breads are renewable breads like coffee Bakery sell Seven Stars sold for big money yeah big money seven locations they got like a I know the margin’s slim and it’s all
In volume but um scale man um go for it have a look up you know what motivating for me would be uh look up some really good um uh case studies of of bakeries that have made money right there’s going to be you know baking is like I don’t want
To say it’s like hipstery but it’s it’s cool right it’s invogue it’s not like [ __ ] it’s not a whack profession uh but I would look up some um some methods that people have some best practices in stories of Bakery I mean if you want one on Seven Stars was just a I
Think it was like a what’s going on with this what do I have to Google this [ __ ] thing sorry sorry my daughter’s song it’s Oliver Oliver tree is Oliver my daugh listens to yeah she she like the Oliver Tree song nice um you’re having trouble with this wait this is uh
Um this a Canada house yeah oh it oh okay yeah that’s it okay that’s it no no um yeah note on this chat what’s your best bakeries in in town help this guy out um but yeah and think that for for me personally sorry to answer your
Question for me personally I would look at what they’re doing I would look up like their wholesale they’re going to sell to like groceries I don’t think you make a lot of money in that I think you get hosed if you sell to grocery stores but like what are the products that sell
Well what are the accompanying products what are their best times and like what is the like third their like Sidewinder thing yeah um uh no no in this house my parents recently sold the house I grew up in for 600k Canadian did I grow up in
A cooked unit or was I live in lavish now this is a they sold this for 600,000 Canadian still n this thing looks like a crab Chip’s house crab chip yeah this doesn’t look uh this looks like the town I grew up in but my houses don’t sell for five
$450,000 yeah looks like I’d ride my bike to this house and leave my uh bike on the front lawn next to 17 other bikes but uh I like the brick and I like the roof God you guys really slap nice roofs on shitty house well not I don’t I I
Like this stuff I don’t to say shitty houses but God damn what’s that that’s a nice piece little turn of the century uh was it built in uh 1920 Josh height Bomer that’s an interesting uh this is this is a good song arguably I don’t I don’t I had to listen
My daughter heard it I think it’s because it sounds like a kid singing like it’s tuned up this is the the dance remix I I listen to this like 2,000 times on my kid on my way to kid to school honestly I don’t mind the
Song uh I know it’s whack I I’m going to get torched right now um no I don’t think I don’t think it’s that bad of a house I can’t believe your [ __ ] sells for that much needs a has a long way to go for 600 Grand if you ask me but uh
The bones are there but doesn’t look look like the town’s there so uh we got Derek with 20 bucks big fan Nick I’m a truck I’m a trucker for nine years now I have little car knowledge but I’m inspired to get into a car salesman role
Any tips on what to read about Cars and Sales thanks um I don’t know come in open-minded man um there’s the day of reading books about being a car salesman are dead man like that that like hyper it’s it’s being a car salesman is a uh it’s basically like understanding how
Much money you want to make you know what I mean and not having it like this vague cutaway in the sky um it’s it’s pretty straightforward if you’re coming from truck driving um where you want to be like AE you wouldn’t be appreciated at a luxury dealership they would like
Like you have to be a [ __ ] when you saw Mercedes I would like my day would constantly be out [ __ ] people be like oh yeah you go to the Ocean House yeah I stay there for a month like that’s that’s how you have to like out [ __ ] people yeah yeah and
It sucks and I wouldn’t I would hate to see like a truck drive be like I drove truck and they’d be like what does he know about my Mercedes like oh Todd Todd don’t be mean you know you’re she’s a like a [ __ ] Bimi [ __ ] 90 lb hollow shell
Husco [ __ ] hole like a ninth runner up for homecoming queen her entire life and you have to like you know cow out of this [ __ ] [ __ ] I just had I had a particularly good time doing it but um if I was coming from trucks um
I mean GMC uh you’re going to get your GMC guys your purists um sell what you know sell what you like sell what like look at yourself in the mirror and say what the [ __ ] would people buy from me and be honest with yourself and don’t say nothing because everybody buys even
If you’re a [ __ ] even if you’re the worst looking person in the chat you know what I’d buy from you drugs drugs you could be good for something yeah weed a cigarette um know on this house uh what’s the strategy they’re going for Jamal stupid special question
Mark no saw it check the sales history uh thanks for the laughs as a new dad I appreciate the background entertainment hey shout out JT cheers to you buddy congrats on the baby man I get it I’m in I’m in dad Zone hell right now I’m
Trying to I can’t even believe I was able to get to Montreal but I have a I have a five-month old and boy do I have a five-month-old um so yeah I get to come out here and enjoy this time so I enjoy just as much pal so congrats um the note
On this house this is a horor that’s what this is amber glass collection notice all the Amber this is a maximalist hor cor get a 55 inch TV in the in the Box I’ll sit there and watch the laundry get done wash my oversized thongs I I’m like Ursula from The Little
Mermaid what the [ __ ] Green Glass Chris Green glass I’m getting sh you’re going to get [ __ ] on some object but it’s a little less visible when it’s dark green though could you agree to that Chris I can I that if there were to be [ __ ] that sprayed out of the toilet let’s be
Honest it would be a little less visible on Forest Green Forest Green was that little statue of like like a Mexican dude smoking H oh that’s Pepe that’s where some of the [ __ ] sprays that he holds a toilet paper oh okay yeah and I constantly replace toilet paper because
I’m always [ __ ] I have Crohn and I did a flower arrangement made of black flowers mixed with Green Glass Kelly Green Glass with this uh Venetian three poost floor lamp with a seashell top no it’s not the what the [ __ ] is the brand God there’s a brand of lamp that’s
Like Laurel it’s not a laurel lamp she wishes it was but uh no this is see now more amber glass and Amber mist on the toilet wow oh oh this is like a Miss Cleo black lady who owns this house oh baby I did not know that I should have
Known this is like a like a like this is not this is not uh bad though like I mean it’s bad but it’s not like uh like this lady was working her [ __ ] ass off over here this room is black and gold oh my God this perfect room Mr Nick
You need to give me the coolist Mercedes hello hello I need oh purple car de Mercedes but I have purple car purple car do you have a in purple African ladies would always buy cars in red green purple gold like anything that’s not and honestly couldn’t agree more I us to say that
Someone’s going to buy them where are you from I am from Nigeria get the [ __ ] out of here me too I went to Nigeria High School class of o2 I know my accent sounds American but I’ve been here for a while I was I had a condo on Main
Street you had nut from a Nigeria no I would eat fuu and uh do you remember Mr Mr obadia my my English teacher yeah oh my god um but the the the soft padded Furniture in the bathrooms is bananas it’s schizophrenia or hoarder I
Got to be honest with you I grew up in one socket I’ve seen [ __ ] like this not the soft I’ve SE I swear to God bro couch in a bathroom like honestly not a couch in a bathroom but I’ve seen like this overdone like like she goes to flea
Markets like me and if it’s like ornate or psychotic she has to buy it that’s her she has like a compulsion like these these chairs aren’t bad those are uh like Empire chairs right now like there’s a while like they kind of come like this is like a this is like African lady
Maximalism it really is like she’s killing it that’s great I can’t hate I I can’t hate this it’s like I I look me and Miss Cleo think on the same thing we think on the same thing yeah I mean look I grew up I mean
I I get it I’m not going to sit here and just oversized chunky that’s it’s just like one of those ladies that buy it’s like a if it was if it was like a little bit different I would call it horrorcore but it’s not no it’s not definitely a hor
Core no uh it would be in her best interest to to get to declutter to sell it if so miss oia if you’re watching and this is your house for sale you should maybe get a storage unit and put all your Treasures in a storage unit because you
Will sell your house faster people are nervous about the soft furniture next to the toilet um we got Hunter Mars with 25 bucks sup smokane and big God looking for a car but don’t know what to get uh need a decent Siz SUV to take on Winters
In the Poconos that won’t cost me having to traffic my wife and kids to the Colombian cartels huge Acura MDX always Lexus LX Lexus GX as used as you can go the best one you can find the best example of an Acura MDX they just don’t
Get I saw one the other day I was like man I just got to I got to cut it out um or uh 06 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 uh Yukon Suburban not a bad car cheap car um cheap parts everywhere you can
Find them go get it go get one those are the cars uh we got Le too serious with 25 bucks Crick y’all turned me to a bloodthirsty Hound my boss made me his right-hand man on the massage therapy business became an LLC and about to go in on social media hiring therapists and
Have a financial advisor advice a massage business massage therapy business yeah going into social media and hiring therapists and having a financial advisor be be the best at appointment making I got one massage last year I don’t get massages but my cousin goes like weekly
I call like the the person to get a massage she’s like yeah book it it’s like a month away yeah if you’re that [ __ ] busy you should be have you should be driving a [ __ ] uh a Rolls-Royce so schedule be open like be like open to Walkins Jesus Christ
Without being a jerk off parlor there’s also a third party uh booking apps like I know barbers use them a lot I know what they’re called but there’s like third party apps that are like super super easy to uh for booking stuff like that like [ __ ] Mass are like nine
Nine weeks out I hate that I’m like I want one today yeah I don’t I don’t schedule [ __ ] yeah I definitely don’t have time to schedule massages but every time I do I go back to get it I heard about this house these people tried to
Flip this for a million six I heard about this already this house uh uh in uh piles Grove yeah Jersey uh check out the price history on this goofball flip job yeah yeah I know I saw this this is uh they went to one they wanted 1.6
Million for it these [ __ ] idiots they flipped this [ __ ] uh maner roof uh georan I like uh yeah cool cool yeah nice tile good choice Nick is being sarcastic right now yeah they took out the uh damn yeah wow damn yeah I mean I know what they were shooting for um I
Don’t I don’t like this [ __ ] Kim Kardashian horor [ __ ] um it totally ruins it but sometimes in the um sometimes the woodwork is [ __ ] so you have to paint it you know what I mean I’m I’m okay for painting the woodwork I’m not going to flip the [ __ ] out but
The black and white thing is like it’s just it’s just it’s blown out like it’s so stupid like you painted the the claws of the feet like I’m so over this [ __ ] uh I don’t mind black but they picked the wrong black I think they went
With soot or or black like like like a pure straight there’s so many better colors they could have went with um then the gray out areas they’re [ __ ] they did spend the money they need to get out of it now so uh it’s actually a nice house but it’s just finished the wrong
Way what they buy it for I I heard about this though look at this they tried to sell it for uh look a million six they bought it for 162,000 dud they thought they could just out comp and just go nuts so [ __ ] uh you know Eve St luren [ __ ]
Hairdresser girl goes out to the countryside and thinks she can just spend 600,000 and become a millionaire and she was quickly humbled the bad news is they probably did spend $400,000 in the wrong direction so now they’re left with a uh kind of have a nicely appointed house um but they didn’t do
Any of the the hard Parts I’d love to see what they did for the boiler and the I bet you they didn’t spend any money on the mechanical because the kitchen’s actually snots and they tried to spend um whatever money they had as thin as
They could and they sort of like ran out the the flooring job probably pushing through the roof and then the tile work and the windows the windows in this house are pro they probably spent 60,000 in Windows if not more um this bathroom is probably 45,000 just in this uh these large 4×8
Sheets of that shit’s uh let’s call it 100 bucks a foot um let’s call it 125 a foot and it’s uh 9 foot ceilings 15 by 15 60 * 9 is uh what’s that 360 times 120 what is it let’s go 400 times yeah 50,000 so uh yeah and if anybody doing this
Stuff like this black is like this this this uh like straight black versus white uh colorway is is dead dead so don’t do this this stuff doesn’t sell unless you’re a [ __ ] idiot especially not for that price point so yeah they should drown they’re going to drown now now
They’re down to like they’re down to their last pennies they’re breaking even so [ __ ] them that’s what you get um then that’s what honestly if you just price it if you were going to sell it there I love just get there you know what I mean like those those days are
Over now they’re there and now it’s almost like the price is still there but you just want to hit them harder it happens in cars all the time it’s like no now you’re going to lose now you’re going to pay uh we got Bindy 5000 with
25 bucks uh my wife split a whole cup of coffee on my hes today do you know any secret rug dealer tips on getting the stain out uh yeah take it to an antique rug cleaner um club soda it’ll it’ll come out don’t don’t worry about it it’s it’s fine um I
Think uh a little bit of uh white vinegar and Woolite to stay uh white vinegar stabilizes the dyes and uh wool light will clean it and you scrub it and and soak it and it’ll come out that’s what my guy says but I don’t know what mix they use I I have it
Cleaned I have them cleaned um did did you skip um yes 484 I did um in for Texas 44 uh 4708 oh two I did 4708 I did I skip two 4708 yeah yeah God damn I didn’t yeah they call him Chris the auditor Chris is the the the flow
Auditor yeah sometimes when I don’t read good I I audit the flow I audit the flow he’s been doing that since slam poetry some people don’t like it uh not on this house uh Nick looking uh looking in Fort Worth sent one last week uh it was in a bad area
This area is better and the house is cheaper is being on this hill a problem is it too small is it rentable first house all right thank you for saying first house good consideration on what you’re thinking about I don’t like Hills I think Hills get messy over
Time the roof looks like it was installed by students I like the backyard I hate the the [ __ ] tile on the foundation makes me want to kill myself that wall is looks like it was properly installed even though it’s not the right one you got three different meds you got painted
Brick stone and Unilock in the front so I don’t like what I’m seeing the inside is very rentable actually so you’re not walking up that much right let me see you’re not walking up that much you do have a garage it is finished the price Point’s okay the Finish is good enough
Off the tile was done by an an amateur no not that bad tiles not that bad though um the backyard being kind of all all business is good the tiles killing me um but whatever um I don’t think the price is going to be that bad let me see what they paid
For so they tried to rent it for 2600 you’re not that far off um yeah you’re kind of there close I’d like a deal on it I hate this [ __ ] like I said this tile but whatever you’re in Texas you can handle it yeah um you’re
Not going to want to do it but the work that was done isn’t that bad um yeah if you like the house is bad I don’t mind the hill I don’t you know you’re not going to have to maintain it if you plant it properly so that being said uh
Go for it if you can find something a little bit less go how’s the mechanical is any of the water is there any like water damage or rot on the back of the house from the hill being there is there any like water running into anywhere
Where it’s damning up and you can take uh take the home inspector is now stabbing everything yeah they’re like they’re like running rods up with like stab holes yeah and they’re stabbing like corners of window frames just to check if they’re rotted so check for rot with a basically like a some a
Screwdriver take a screwdriver and stick it in see if there’s any rot in the back of the house basically along this back part um so in the backyard what I would be looking for is rot right here Um come on you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] right here that’s brick you probably don’t have any uh I’d be looking for rot along here or any uh any of the mortar falling out they painted The Brick so that’s not good they didn’t lme wash it so over time that mortar could fail and
The house could crumble um that’s paint that’s what happens when you lock up the the Brick the moisture doesn’t have anywhere to escape so it sort of like deteriorates in it over over time but you’ll be long gone before the house falls down but um yeah uh we got Shay
With 25 bucks hey Nick I’m 21 from Kentucky and want to switch jobs uh I want to switch to something like car sales but lack experience I make mediocre money at a warehouse um any resources you could recommend to prep for slet the job yeah um I don’t know spending a
Little bit of time studying the car business um I mean I’ve said hours of [ __ ] about selling cars on online on YouTube you can find it pretty easily um coming in green is not the worst thing in the world it’s not like you guys you guys are acting like having no experience is
The worst thing being honest about it is okay what I would do if I were anybody that coming into it say I don’t know anything about it I’m I’m I know I’m a I’m a straight shooter I’m a nervous person I’m thorough um and I listen I
Shut my mouth and I I open my [ __ ] ears and I shut my [ __ ] mouth and I’ll do do whatever you want and I’ll show up here every day realistically um imagine the car business like the gym like the more you’re there the heavier you can lift
The heavier you can lift is the bigger your paycheck um say and I would say I have a cousin who sells 25 cars a month and he told me you’re going to I’m going to download everything that he told me and he’s given me four hours of like an
Audio ass kicking and I’m going to I’m going to listen to that and it’s basically that that’s basically the the art of the sale you going to be the guy who who puts the weights back in the right place that’s that’s right are you going to are you going to take the
Plates off the the bench are you going to scream and not lift a lot of weight are you going to jump rope in the middle of the gym are you GNA are you going to bring a duffel bag are you going me that guy that brings a huge bag and leaves [ __ ]
Everywhere yeah you’re going to be eating broccoli in the lobby are you going to be playing music off your phone speaker because you have no headphones right are you going to stink I saw somebody brought a JBL speaker yeah that’s got to stop Bo yeah I that would
Stop LA Fitness right yeah that’s why I don’t go to LA Fitness [ __ ] [ __ ] hole yeah I saw a kid sitting on a squat rack one time like taking be like yeah yeah I wanted to I wanted to kill everybody in the gym yeah I wish I could hit a button
And drown the entire gym cuz I’m a good swimmer I’d be able to swim like oh you can’t swim um any who but yeah um yeah no uh I mean got good luck but honestly it’s all showing but anybody who’s thinking about it saying you’re going to um
Saying you’re green and you don’t know anything is not bad most managers would rather have that than hear you’ve picked up bad habits and most managers want to hear themselves talk so just listen to them they will teach you the ins and outs of that specific dealership then
The rest of it is getting fast and being honest and learning how to be honest while still selling cars you know what I mean because there is there is like a a fine balance you know you still want to sell the [ __ ] cars in the other end
Of the day you know what I mean so uh it’s it’s your way there is no magic in the car business and people who are like I got ripped off you’re a [ __ ] [ __ ] who did no research and now you’re blaming everybody but yourself I paid too much why did you pay
Too much what are you [ __ ] stupid well I went there and then I found one online after for 2,000 less you [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] like you should you deserve to be dumped like in I don’t care how many years you’ve been married any like if I ever hear
Like like a married guy being like yeah and then dude we freaking went to another place and it was one for like $2,000 less your wife of X years I don’t care if it’s four or 40 should dump a whole beer on you and then leave with
The the prom King yeah yep so FW yeah yeah FW we should say that more we should just say that um uh note on this house we’re in we’re in Liberty Township Ohio yeah we are um how do I flip this into a 500K house and for how cheap
Take this [ __ ] Bush out uh curb appeal this Ari’s got to go you need to redo this this needs to be like uniformed and the way I would do it is a tiered thing see how they have these like low grown junipers on the ground I would sort of run that Juniper concept
From here all the way along the front to here two one or two different kinds of species and then behind it I would do a 36 to 48 in Bush but I wouldn’t shut off the front door I’ll garage door will help you and some landscape lighting
Will help you little papala in the red um that’s fine I think the money that you’re going to it’s going to take you to get there I mean I think you’re you got a pretty nice piece here but um a siding job would be the probably
The most money you’re going to get but I don’t think you’re gonna I think the $45,000 you’d spend on a really good siding job would get you it’d be like it’d be trading dollars so you can spend 100 Grand more and get it to a 100 grand
House so you can sell it for 445 now and not spend 100 grand and I’m always opponent of keeping the money and just selling it for top rate and moving on if the house is this far away because you don’t just need a siding you need the
House needs a kitchen this kitchen sucks dick all right it’s the worst kitchen you can buy those are [ __ ] rat ass cabinets so you’re going to have to redo an island run it into here and the kitchen is going to cost you 35 and 40 Grand so you need kitchen a siding and
Maybe a little bit of a flooring job you know an up of this railing and this interior this tile sucks down here so you’d have to redo the entire first floor just and the components that you’d have to do are pretty expensive again I think you’d be trading dollars I think
You would invest 100,000 more to sell it for 100,000 more and why would you do that you know what I mean it’s truly truly the the definition of trading do as far as easy ones that you can pull off maybe a cooler paint job a garage door and a landscaping job you can
Probably do the landscaping job for 2500 bucks in a weekend with a couple of Pals I would go with uh lower stuff that doesn’t block nothing nothing very high maybe one one tree over here that can grow 12T Max maybe um and that’s it um other than
That it would be decorating well and clean and uh you know an even uh pallet like just all white or you know update the uh ceiling pants to something cooler and get this thing a little more unified and decluttered and maybe the railings the railings if you
If you you know pick pick your battle you need railings you need a kitchen you need but I wouldn’t be uh I wouldn’t be tackling big projects to to roll it for the most amount of money I would uh keep my money in my pocket roll it for top
Buck and then move on um uh before this listing um I believe we had one in Pace Florida that we uh yes 44 yes yes yes yes we’re flying over to Pace Florida yeah anybody who’s like like readying your house for sale there’s like a difference between like painting
Some [ __ ] and giving it a little curb appeal spending like 5 10 grand versus like I’m going to do the kitchen to get the most money out that doesn’t work yeah that never works yeah that doesn’t work in this phase of the market that worked like seven years ago when the
Market was like kind of when the when the town was upswinging to do it now you’d literally be emptying your bank account just to get it back maybe yeah you know what I’m saying yeah it’s just it’s not worth it so keep that in mind a
Lot of people are doing that right now and it’s just not not what I would do it’s not the move if you have the money keep it and you you know just you’re you’re you’re fine you didn’t pay $445 for it you’re going to take some Equity
Out but couple that with the money that you when you when on your exit uh note on this house how would a thief get this for less than sticker easily it’s been on the market for 153 days what’s their [ __ ] problem you heard it first easily easily thank you nice patio furniture
Thank you Shifty I Shady for the 10 gifted memberships see Shifty I shady is back she’s back she’s back she’s back thank you she’s backy it’s been a while it has been a while welcome back we haven’t been doing anything since you left yeah yeah also Florida Texas
California you’re in for a treat pretty soon yes we’re coming so nobody flying from Florida to Canada like we had last week yes we’re coming to Florida in Midwest Midwest W also yes hang tight hang tight Minneapolis Florida Texas you’re on Deck you’re on Deck hang tight though don’t do nothing
Stupid yeah don’t do anything stupid stupid pilot Dr pilot stupid if you’re from Hawaii fly pilot stupid yeah if you’re from Hawaii maybe maybe maybe fly to La for maybe but but I don’t know many Hawaiian we go for vacation don’t go for us yeah but yeah we’ll be there
Um we’ll be going to California oh Califor get some California Love we’re going to go hang out with Meek Mill yeah did you hear the audio send you the audio there’s audio of what oh just Puff Daddy and Meek Mill making out supposedly just making out
Have you seen the Justin Bieber thing oh I’ve been saying this for years and you guys have all been saying I’ve been saying poor Justin Bieber poor bastard about time we busting jber as someone say but yeah anyways busting any any um it’s been on the market for for uh for
Days the house needs a little bit um immaculately maintain it’s not a bad house uh sold for 250 classic song when did they sell it for 250 21 they bought it at the peak of the market it might not have been worth 250 then so let them rot let it sit there
Make him a bad offer offer him 265 anybody who bought in 21 or 22 just be like I don’t give a [ __ ] I don’t care what the [ __ ] you paid this houses are coming down if you really like the area you know just stay on it say here’s my
Offer let me know it needs a lot this house is a [ __ ] dump the lawn’s [ __ ] um all the installed that like that [ __ ] in was it that galvi those galvy raised beds are whack this kitchen’s worth $10 um it needs a kitchen it looks like two [ __ ] prostitutes have been living there
Um the bathrooms are ugly as [ __ ] made with the cheapest grade Cabinetry the ceiling fans are nice but I’m not giving you $100,000 for [ __ ] black ceiling fans you [ __ ] [ __ ] and I mean I can tell you you know I can I can talk to you like this because that’s either I
Don’t know what the like what the what are you guys running a [ __ ] you playing [ __ ] flip cup or something [ __ ] what are you college kids or something but the bathroom this kitchen’s worth $10 that’s that that is literally the number one cheapest uh kitchen cabinet you can buy so I don’t
Care about it it um but you know it sounds like if you need to tell them to take out trash then uh taking a deal uh on it is going to be like you’re talking to the the the um the soup guy the Progresso soup guy it’s
Good soup yeah yeah that’s probably the guy who owns this house remember soup too save the foam do you remember that bar rescue where the guy was saving the foam and he was heating up Progresso soup and he was a baseball player and he was he was like
A [ __ ] idiot oh my goodness you’re out of line John was yelling at him it was one of the best ones ever I think it was in like Colorado or something it was [ __ ] hilarious I get the but yeah now this guy’s playing beer pong so good
Luck arguing with a [ __ ] [ __ ] um most of the time it doesn’t go well they’re just so stubborn they’ll just do something stupid maybe they’ll just kill themselves in a bow Flex yeah crisp anoint um we got lean light with $50 bill with a 50 um 50 uh you know any
Good Brokers for selling valuable baseball and football cards um come on Nick trudell’s auction house in Bellingham Massachusetts will point you the way tell them I sent you trudell’s auction in Bellingham ask for guy junor um he’ll Point new in right into a right Direction actually expensive baseball cards you could do closing house submissions uh not her yeah closing Clos um H yeah I like gu trudell he’s my auction guy that’s my man um great family uh really like him um kind of taught me a lot about the a lot of stuff um but he’s
Good Bellingham Bellingham Bellingham Mass guy trudell he’s uh he’ll at least point you in the right direction you know what I mean um and baseball his father is a is a pretty avid baseball early baseball football collector I don’t know I don’t know anything about
It not my not my my field of expertise but um he’s who I he’s who I call on any [ __ ] that’s out of my realm uh we got drus with 25 bucks hey Nick I’m currently under contract on my first house and planning to do floors immediately is decent quality laminate a
Thing trying to be as cost effective as possible also appreciate all of the advice um not not really it depends on like if your house has like is of decent value I I think I just I think I just found out that I’m going to have to go
With like a higher end engineered floor um which is kind of bad news for me on the build um I just found out today I’m going to be going with Appalachian flooring it’s an engineered Oak um on concrete people don’t like uh because it’s on slab which is what I had
To do because of the water table so uh I’ll let you know on that it’s not too too cheap um I have a I have a flooring guy this guy Charlie’s Russian um he’s he’s nasty he’s been working with my brother for years and I have a call into
Him on like a picture I want to do this like oak look for the entire house and he’s got a buddy in New Hampshire that’s also a Russian that’s going to come down from New Hampshire to do it so I’m waiting to hear back with the proper but
Um my Builder friend um did show me that Appalachian flooring product that seems decent but um I’m I’m not like a I’m not I got to know a little bit more like what’s the price of the house what are you looking for you know I me it’s kind
Of like a multi it’s like asking like what kind of Wheels you want to put like what kind of Wheels do I put on my car yeah but I don’t know what kind of car you got I don’t know you know what the look you’re going for I don’t know if
You want a VIP you know if you’re driving a VIP celsor if you’re in a drift drift missile I just don’t know I need to know are you in a a slammed pickup are you on are you in a hyabusa I don’t know yeah um not on this house
Longtime watch your first first time Super Chat uh keep doing God’s work thank you very much thank you appreciate you we’re in losgatos California which means the the cat uh yeah two [ __ ] yeah Los p uh pussycat The Pussycat Dolls um what’s about what about this house you want me to judge it
Um you want me to tell you how much I [ __ ] hate this out no I’d love to be there right now yeah I would actually like to be swing around in that pool top of the hill baby and and the cats California um I don’t know if there’s
Anything I hate more than these [ __ ] doors these [ __ ] doors suck so much ass and they’re like $10,000 like that specific door it’s got like 2007 core all over it Jesus lots of money and uh what is that what kind of these like knockoff it’s got the W Hotel horror
Mirror gray out wash and dry a gray pool table a wine cooler nice nothing makes you feel more comfortable than carpeted floors in the party room yeah relax guys hey guys take a load off but don’t spill anything on my in my uh yeah carp floors in the pool house yeah there’s something
About playing pool and then every step you take is padded yeah not good it’s like what’s going on how can I relax in here how can I spill beers in here how can I have my Martini if I can’t spill it yeah yeah wow gray world yeah Chris
Chris little vitro you got wicker VRA chairs nice uh Unilock I mean this is some smooth brain rehab here man sorry um the setup’s dope every wrong material in my opinion just not my style at all the good news is some San Francisco [ __ ] Giant baseball player
Some CTE athlete is going to think this place is dope I like the view but the components and everything that was put in it absolutely sucks I hate the shades of the color the roof is The Impossible color to fix the solar panels on it tell
Me you believe in something that I don’t believe in the Unilock science yeah science I don’t believe in science anymore CH Chuck um the Unilock wall is the wrong one the pool’s good the view is good the driveway the asphalt impregnated concrete and the driveway is good the the front the $10,000 front
Door is the wrong one the uh yeah that that marble sheet around the uh that Carrera knockoff around the fireplace sucks the American Craftsman style the the neoc craftsman style doors suck [ __ ] the gray Furniture blows the kitchen cabinets cost half the price of the appliances so nice job that’s like
Buying your like asmatic wheelchair son the most expensive hockey gear in the world all right Mort you’re going to go out there and kill him I just got you the new CCM tax Pro level and he’s like I don’t know um congratulations on keeping your pantry uh exposed in your uh nice man
Let’s just let’s just leave that there good nice nice nice job not an oversight at all I like how you did like a little Italian or maybe like Jewish twinge to that asmatic sun actually yeah yeah he needed to yeah he well I you know I mean I’m I’m as all right
Dad oxygen juice I’m gonna go kick this guy’s ass dad he’s a hockey goon yeah all right go out there and represent your team kick everybody’s ass [ __ ] it don’t even bring your stick with you just go [ __ ] that that huge defenseman up I’m on it your son you’re like you’re like the
Most sports dad ever but your son has every autoimmune disease ever your son uh yeah he’s cut out for the spe he’s not [ __ ] but he’s we’re in the Special Olympics for just just because of the respiratory [ __ ] Rick I’m going to love with you your kid’s got the Heart of
Gold but he’s got the body of Steven hawky oh man I’m going to go kill everybody if you keep [ __ ] with my boy Rick why did you just why didn’t you just let him do the the the Rubik’s Cube thing [ __ ] don’t listen to him Dad I’m Fine looks like the [ __ ] mail Clinic ad yeah oh man my boy he’s a Bruiser now I’m going to do another another audit yeah I think we skipped over Smith Street in Bellingham Washington we sure did now keep in mind Nick is drinking espresso straight as can be
Yeah I had a little bit of uh tequila Chris had a little malro a little silver which you didn’t have to have mro I have Angels Envy over there no I’m not taking the you can take anything you want but oh you know what I
Have I have a no no no don’t even I have a cinko over there s that tallest the second tallest bottle a customer gave me that that’s like that’s a good one that’s you should drink that okay I’m not going to drink it well it’s it’s getting me I’m probably going to be
Doing steam sauna it’s yeah yeah it’s helped me uh uh it’s helping me do this scuffed realer thing yeah but uh um but we’re flying over to Chris do whatever you want you were thinking about getting a breathing tube like not as a six six person IDE just like rack Oxygen by
Yourself yeah [ __ ] it I’m getting one I want one I want one I want now too man it’s probably just like you probably get work steal from your lady yeah um we’re in Bellingham Washington yet again again should be a popular uh city um this 1976 house is on 78 Acres with your
Own Lake missed you guys last Thursday I hope the live show went well it went great it it was great it was fantastic I got poutine from McDonald’s was good welcome to McDonald’s Christ you want Big Mac Putin chees curs we went to McDonald’s and I was I I
Ordered from the kiosk and like when I went to get get the food I I wanted to make sure that they didn’t know know I was an English speaker so they were like they like spoke all French and when they gave me the food I was
Like I pret be pretend to be deaf because I didn’t want to be I didn’t want to be with like B I was with like Luke and I was like I didn’t want to be like in the Cub like I didn’t want to be in the booth like where every was like
There’s the English cuz this is outside of Montreal this is like a this is like a might as well have been like a European town and I was like I just want McDonald I want the exclusive Canadian items and uh it’s great I don’t know you’re trying to feel real Canadian to
McDonald’s yeah I got you but um it was great um that’s um it’s a nice house um two and a half million though 80 acres yeah oh Plumbing done by an amateur not good wiring done by an amateur too there’s a certain dark energy to French Canada outside the the yeah there’s some
Sort of like dark I don’t know I thought there was all only light energy really was I’m Canadian Chris yeah I guess so it’s easy for me yeah it’s just wow okay 80 acres a working farm that doesn’t make anything nice a nice big giant uh
Hayfield to process I like the uh the mid-century deck house the tri level uh 60s that’s cool needs a whole refurb two and a half million 80 acres who cares you know what I mean like big acre counts you know um this was cut this was a
A Plumbing Leak that was fixed that’s why the ceiling’s cut out and then this Plumbing was repaired by an amateur and so is the electrical work no no self-respecting electrician would wiring would ever look like that it wouldn’t be so it tells me it’s all Bush um I like the wood stove Pioneer
Wood stove it’s not worth two and a half million I can tell you that right away sorry you’re promising me subdivisions and [ __ ] like that it’s good land it is what it is but you’re putting a number on the acreage that I can’t understand the out buildings are worth $150,000 and
The house itself is worth 125 bucks a foot and then the land is worth a million bucks so I I I have this thing at like anytime you ever see anything with animals or Liv Barn it’s a yak Barn it’s 30 by 60 so yeah that Barn would be 100
Change so anytime you’re selling me a horse story you can just hear the [ __ ] price tag just start rolling it’s like rolling like an odometer just here we go here we go Allison Trimble give me the large [ __ ] story first of all in the first two seconds you
Started lying to me it’s 78 and 12 acres you’re telling me it’s it’s shy 80 what does shy 80 mean not in my book horse story that’s a great development potential yeah okay horse story that’s a great emo band name horse story yeah it is a good emo band you can’t just leave
Chris you know my aunt said she she had horses she was like she claimed that one of her horses committed suicide oh really yeah yeah she said he knew that that mud pit would would kill him yeah but he went and killed him he went in the mud pit and
Got stuck and died cool would you get stuck there too yeah I was like do you think horses consciously know how to commit suicide maybe they do I don’t know don’t uh horses are people people in horse people are [ __ ] nuts like they’re nuts they have a whole new set
Of belief systems the thing all right I’ll give you an example now you say what the [ __ ] are you talking about Nick I came home one time uh I came home one time my parents went through like a horse my dad went through a horse trading he was riding horses as like a
Hobby like I’m getting into this I like he’s always watched like bananza and [ __ ] so um he was get bu buying Trail horses then he started to like buy like anybody starts getting like compulsive about it yeah buys a horse trailer starts trading them I come home I I
Leave he’s got a horse I come back he’s got nine horses I’m like oh no it’s getting like sickening not expensive horses $500 horses get into horses he’s just Into Horses right I come back from Texas I was living in a hole in Texas with Sam
And my mom’s like come home for your birthday I was like all right so come home for my birthday I went to this horse ride in Agawam Massachusetts okay I remember I made out with this lady this like lady waitress it was nuts nice she had like a
Like a shannond DOA she dressed up like a western chick I making it was kind of fun anyway we’re at a barn yeah and I kept on telling the horse joke uh oh man uh the horse so I go to this this this ride there’s like 2,000 people
That like bring their horses and they go for like trail rides and then at night they have like a shindig like a ho down but we’re in Massachusetts so there’s no Texans there’s no accents there’s just like people laring [ __ ] uh Massachusetts horse people yeah yeah yeah it’s nuts so anyway they’re like
All right everybody outside they got an oldfashioned shootout at the okay Corral I’m like what the [ __ ] is this now I’m drinking beer it’s kind of good I’ll be honest with you it’s kind of fun it’s like Rowdy we go into the back of this like field it’s like a like a deck
Overlooking a field they have like spotlights on the field six grown men I’m talking like 60-year-old men on one side kind of amateur not really played out on one side six grown men on the other side right yeah and they’re like you one of them yells something like
You’re not supposed to be here and the guy’s like like none of the lines are rehearsed they’re like oh I’m sticking around and you’re not going to do anything about it and then they’re like like draw and they all Drew fake guns and shot and then fake died in the grass
Is this like a Renaissance Fair it was like a renaissance fair thing and I’m like you got to be [ __ ] kidding me like I’m I’m like I was smoking a Dr I was like you got to be [ __ ] this can’t be real and people like and this is in what like like
Outside of Springfield massachus yeah this is in Springfield Mass and then we just all went inside and then kept on going and then I like watched the guys like get up off the ground and be like that’s weird that was fun that was that was embarrassing what the [ __ ] was that like
It was so nuts and then I kept on telling the joke what’s the difference between tampons and cowboy hats what cowboy hats are for [ __ ] I told that joke like five times every time he’ll be like I don’t get it it was so funny I was like what are you going to do
[ __ ] die on me old man but uh yeah two two and a half million is too much for that long story short horse people are crazy this house is too much money yeah uh we got pragmatic culture with 25 bucks Nick last year I saw carvana tanking their shops closing and figured
It was over for them but they they survived 2023 and are up over the past six months what’s the move on them are they here for the long haul this is so nice carvana uh yeah no so I called carvana and um room to die when I was
Selling Mercedes in 2021 because they’re they’re buying methods they’re getting themselves into uh really um slippery territory because the prices they’re paying are like you know they’re paying uh premiums that are really just they just have basically razor thin margins but they’re publicly traded man um so I think anytime you’re
Playing on publicly traded money you can just keep playing forend forever um I mean you do make money you make money on the financing so you know they have long paper and then they have service and if they can if they can come up with some sort of warranty thing where they they
Can turn everybody back all their customers back into like tits sucking service people where they’re selling a lot of tires maintenance Etc service shop margin is very high so um if they can pull if they can turn it around that’s the only hope they have but um
If I honestly think they’re like a like a fun stupid play toy to have they’re like an obnoxious customer at a restaurant that spends a lot of money for the new car dealers I think the new car dealers like them because they’re slowly drowning them but they only have
They’re they’re on like a clock there’s no [ __ ] way you can just keep paying 10% too much um I don’t think they’re here to stay I think they will eventually fail or they’ll be like and it would take like a huge [ __ ] up on on on behalf of the manufacturer but I
Don’t think it’s going to happen I think it’s uh they’re on borrowed time if I had to be honest with you I’m still gonna I’ll stay strong there um but you know and and and when you have publicly traded money you can always kind of [ __ ] fudge it so you know it’s not
Like they have they still own cars you know they’re not worth zero dollars even if you’re off 10% you still like still have a lot of Holdings and banks will leverage out on holding so um I think that’s their Saving Grace so until Banks stop finding that attractive or or
Finding a docking up a place to dock money I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know how to do it I don’t know like I’m not a [ __ ] stock broker but that the you can’t just keep buying cars for 5% more than everybody else and then
Selling them for L like just I can’t you know just doesn’t work I I called vom going out of business because uh people just don’t like that and I don’t understand why people want to buy a car from a [ __ ] computer like that’s very stupid yeah like you can get a discount
From a uh from a person you will not get a disc you can get a discount from a thirsty car salesman you will not get a discount from a [ __ ] trust me my computer does not give a [ __ ] uh [ __ ] stupid goad uh not on this house red
Yellow and blue oh my 4 million for two bedrooms and four bathrooms on 8 Acres uh what do you think of this architecture I dude comes with the generator this house is this is a good deal this house is [ __ ] fat um again do I want this stuff around
Me no just so you know this exterior color I like that exterior color I was going to wrap my uh Sprinter van in that color the inside is obviously ugly as [ __ ] I I got this that’s that’s ugly um but and that you know that’s obviously
Ugly as [ __ ] too but uh the cabinets are that you know postm 90s I don’t I don’t hate what they are um I like the exterior color the yellow kills me the glass is good the this house is good I I think this house is worth it I like the
B the shredded bangy that’s that’s funny um yeah no I I like this house a lot like a real lot um yeah I’m in I’m like in 100% I if I lived in California riff Riff Raff you should buy this house this is a good house
I don’t know where the [ __ ] Albi look like look at that entryway dude that’s [ __ ] incredible like massing that that’s called massing that’s not cheap that’s very very cool like I I I think that’s very cool right there um the the the chipstone on the driveway is nice um the
The glass garage doors are nice it’s on the ocean that’s a courtyard I’ll take it would I like some more Hardscape sure 3.9 million I where the [ __ ] am I like it’s kind of seems light like real light this be maybe like NorCal NorCal it’s got to be like way NorCal or
Something yeah yeah yeah yeah wow what am I missing what’ they buy it for this is dope no I don’t I don’t hate this at all this is a lot of square footage for not a lot of money I mean that’s that that [ __ ] makes me [ __ ] jiz all over the
Inside of my pants how many this is this is a dog house right here um I’ll be honest with you two Apen Pinchers I would Um hairless bvan uh I don’t know I’d wear two aen pinches as boxing gloves to um and that’s easy I if if like say like I got like an opportunity like Tim Dylan or something was like hey man I was let’s hang out and I’m like
All right be right there and then he was like all right man uh I’d have I like you know I like I’d blow it with someone cool you know what I mean I’d wear two aen pinches as boxing gloves and be like sorry man I got to do it yeah it’s the
House in Al I hope you understand yeah I got I hope you understand and then I have to you know have to like uh you know when people open mouth open mouth kiss their dog yeah they have to open mouth kiss the dogs but as far as what
It is I’m in 100% it’s not even that bad bad like the door I I don’t I don’t know what I’m missing here when was it built 02 8 Acres yeah yeah yeah uh we got guy mumin with 25 bucks Nick is my volume low or something
I keep seeing it volume low yeah on my mic I just keep saying my volume is my volume low there better I’ll turn I’ll turn you up there we go uh we got guy M Kean with 25 bucks Nick 27 uh 40K credit card debt 25k car
Debt uh $20 an hour at a store but building a business on the side formerly made 150k uh doing consulting supply chain and AI needed advice all uh have also shorted on 40K in business deals have no support structure go back to Consulting you got you’re going to have
To work your way out of it man you got to get rid of that debt that 40 you got to you got to pound down that credit card debt you got to like do the do the snowball trick but you got 16 months ahead of you hard work you gota you got
To work your way out of it that sucks I’ve been I mean I’m not gonna lie I’m not gonna [ __ ] I get it I get it um um yeah you you’re gonna have to go into something higher paying or you’re GNA have to just simply I know on stupid
Make more money so if you have to do whatever you did before and that you got to do it sorry or you got to get a second job you’re going to have to hustle up an extra 500 to 700 bucks a week and then give that way um but
Straighten it out and then um I don’t know what your side business is starting but start to kick that into high gear along the side of but the goal number one right now is to make as much money as you possibly can and even if it means
Sucking the devil’s dick and going back and doing something you don’t want to do uh we got uh AKA flag with 30 Canadian my buddy and I are trying to sell a stereo we designed right now we’re trying to get uh commissions how can we push this
Uh how can we push this thing uh hitting design press now love it and want to make it work would share a link but it’s not letting me huh send it to me um let me look at it that’s cool stereo yeah a piece of what the
[ __ ] could it possibly be um I got to see that send it to me I’d like to I’ll look at it we’ll talk about it another stream but yeah send it to me send it to scuff gmail.com I’d like to see that I don’t know anything about it but let me see if
I can try to wrap my hands around it Mark cubin 3000 pound Mark cubin yeah he’ll like it um not note on this house uh how to make it nice we’re in uh Allentown Pennsylvania home to Chad kubanov one of my favorite Tik Tok streamers who Chad kubanov he’s a
Vietnamese expat from uh Allan tell him you don’t worry about it and thank you to cat for the T GI memberships appreciate that thank you Cat Cat thank you damn big cat siding siding garage door is going to be your first most money with new Landscaping um get some
Ideas this is how this is this is what I do you know what I mean don’t go too nuts on materials I’m I’m more of like a monochrome guy I don’t like uh switching up materials like n 9,000 times some people do I don’t um garage door you
Know lit light in the S uh new entry way you don’t have to go bananas but um this house needs something it’s pretty blah it needs a needs a new front door rear door um the inside’s fine a pair of decent looking garage doors maybe these
Uh one maybe these two windows and this this jut right here could uh could use an upgrade the siding lime wash the brick change this change the color of this that would give you a lot and a new front door with uh more dressed up siding uh Landscaping usually I like to
Fill the the block here to about here so just take that measurement and then you work backwards on your shrubs and then you know your design of your layout should always be you know not to go over the window but to keep it down low and sort of hedge row on your foundation
Planning and then um you can even cut a bed on the front of the to sort of skirt the front of the bed of a similar species so you could make the beds go from here to here to here and then use a 18 in something that grows uh six to 18
Inches pick your poison and then something that’s 36 to looks like 36 inches here like a low growing hydrange or something like that something with some color and then continue it on around the corner um the inside’s fine I wouldn’t even [ __ ] with it um exterior maybe some fencing
In the backyard maybe or some hedging planting some trees back there some Standalone trees maybe uh six fruit trees why not right um giving the people what they want but uh working the back patio a little bit more something with some exterior lighting so you can chill
Out there and use it but I think garage doors front door two windows and a siding trick with some paint will do the best uh with some landscaping and a rail a cool looking rail that would help you uh we got metal Obama with 20 bucks
What’s good Bros I [ __ ] with the streams uh Nick I’m making $27 an hour at Max here in Arizona as a farm Tech and shit’s expensive you think it’s worth it to sign up for an apprenticeship to become an electrician or HVAC at 30 years old or am I cooked Farm
Tech can you go up in the farm Tech anybody I know who’s done Farm Tech is making money yeah go up in farm Tech um what are the bigger jobs what are what are the jobs on top of you at your own in your own career and how fast could
You get them before you jump ship um could you could you get a crew of Five Guys could could you get a crew of could you assemble could you assemble a crew and subcontract and become your own GC of farm techs could you have a special inside the industry that you could um
Sort of exploit um something that there’s not a lot of or some one one facet of the uh agricultural industry that is underserviced could you come in and learn that and then charge appropriately and sort of exploit that softening for a little while um and then
If not of course of course you could do that and you can punch your own ticket as far as that goes but you might be able to punch your own ticket with overtime and side work and charging your own you know what I mean working on the side or taking gigs or um
You know any of the blue collar it’s always going to be like scale and more guys more jobs bigger jobs more money you know what I mean well-paid crew where they’re happy and you’re making money on them but you’re giving them the best jobs you’re billing out properly
And the company makes money um I don’t know that’s how I would I would look that direction first before I jump ship um if you were in like a [ __ ] industry that sucks and you want to kill yourself every day then by all means go for it
But um I would start to see you know I mean work is work you know what I mean there’s no never a you’re never going to get a grass’s Greener answer from me you know what I mean that’s that’s for [ __ ] idiots and for people who hope
That shit’s coming down like oh it’s so much better yes [ __ ] sweeping floors in a [ __ ] Sul s sulfur Factory sucks dick and then selling Mazdas is 145,000 per better yes that is a move but I’m not saying that working as a you know an
A tech or working on a farm is going to be and then going to electri is going to be like oh man this is so easy you know it’s not not really going to be the the uh you know the Oasis that you’re looking for but um that’s what I would
Do um no in this house just bought nearby uh bad news for me just bought near but we’re expensive we’re little Little Rock Arkansas this is Bill Clinton’s house did you buy this I like this that’s a nice piece get stinky swamp mosquitoes this house actually isn’t a
Bad house it’s just uh poorly poorly done um I don’t hate the house I actually like this house I don’t like it for a million bucks but I couldn’t build it again if I really wanted to live in Little Rock if I was you know being
Blackmailed by a laptop and I had to stay put in Little Rock this house has been on the market for 10 years Jesus Christ holy [ __ ] this house has been on the market for 15 years look wow what an idiot so that’s someone’s drunk son this is like a
Hunter Biden story this is like uh probably Bill Clinton’s arranged kids house or something where he just always had a million dollars and he kept on getting loans against it so now he’s [ __ ] nice red pots [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m glad you built a St James
Island front on on the back of a little Arkansas Home on the back but holy [ __ ] I’m not lowering the price it’s a million dollars it’s a million dollars I love swimming in the low end trash my hair good little kid touch touch my leg here like you ever see Bill Clinton when
Uh when he thought Hillary Clinton won the election and he jumped up and down he looked like Meek Mill doing the jump on Jacks no oh my God that’s a fun video you realize that human that aliens are real they’ve had us they had they’ve been inside us for 70 years just aliens
Have been running around um the house itself isn’t bad but no it’s not never going to sell for a million bucks wouldn’t comp out so [ __ ] it um you’ll be fine this guy’s just a [ __ ] idiot this listen there’s a house that sells for there’s a house that sells in the
There’s always some [ __ ] with a million dollar house that’s worth you know 600,000 in every [ __ ] City in every state we all know them it’s just it’s just you’re uh that guy’s a [ __ ] he’s probably an [ __ ] at local restaurants people hate him everywhere he goes we have we have one around here
Um guy’s a [ __ ] [ __ ] he’s just like I got a million like shut up [ __ ] no one’s buying it shut up uh we got red cell with 25 bucks hey Nick is it possible to buy an option on a house I found a house that I love
But my current rental lease can’t be terminated early and I can’t pay for two places at once lease is eight months to go suggestions yeah you can write a promiser now like I and if the terms agreeable I think a real estate attorney I wish my real estate attorney would
Come on my [ __ ] stream but he won’t cuz he’s because that’s the way [ __ ] attorneys are but I love him to death he’s my boy but um you can write like a note be like I will buy this house from you in six months and if they
Agree to terms then yes it’s called an option to buy look up like writing an option and then you can even do to a disclosed amount so if you have uh that’s that’s the way my friend my investor friends wanted me Nick you’re a smooth talker you can get people you say
Hey Mr homeless person that’s not paying your bills like say you weren’t paying your bills Chris right and you owed let’s just say your house is worth 500,000 and you owed $200,000 on it I was like Chris I’ll buy you like you’re not paying but you you lost your job
Yeah your your girlfriend died and you were smoking crack yeah Chris I noticed you’re behind in your payment I might have heard through the grapevine that you haven’t paid taxes in a year are you from the government yeah uh NOP not from the government I’m actually just a guy
With a bunch of cash I’m going to give you $25,000 in cash to get the [ __ ] out of here does that sound okay uh yeah all right well you here you go sign this contract and I will promise you that you will leave with 25,000 you know that’s that’s it’s sort of like
Promisory notes and they Flex they can range to something like that they can be like a a an idiot’s son that inherited a house from his [ __ ] crack and it’s never like nice [ __ ] it’s not you know we’re not talking about Mansions but that’s basically the gist of writing deals on
Um respons yeah you like you you go you you figure it out you go what do you want Oh I want to get out of here i’ I’ve heard people buying Cor bets I just want to get out of here and I want to go
To Florida I don’t even want to buy I want to rent Florida all right so if I find like this is what like crazy deal guys will they’ll be like all right so if I found you a place in a there’s this beautiful place called Sunset Ridge in
Wack hole Florida wack hole it’s in wack hole and I want to live there okay so if I paid you rent for two years at wack hole Florida and gave you a Corvette you would get the [ __ ] out of here damn right I would sign right here that could
Be a deal like that could happen so so it’s up to you to sort of negotiate that whole deal seriously like whatever the terms are but identify what do you want what do I want I can’t leave uh no no in this house uh what do
You think what do you think of the condition of this house uh new to this has riverfront property included uh is bank owned and could do a deal what is a good number to start thanks um I would start at the comp price of it so I would say okay what is
This house going to be worth when it’s finished it it is a nice house I don’t think this is a bad house I think this house is not as bad as it looks um a little Victorian this this work is nice the paint job’s going to be $12,000 it’s
Going to be expensive so just be ready um the river fronts find is the river flood blah blah blah I’m going to go there um the way you have to work this this anybody looking at this kind of [ __ ] I always just say kind of don’t buy
It but I’ll give you the the gist how much money is this house fixed up worth if you had to sell it that’s what you need to know because that’s what the bank’s going to be thinking all right the floors are good I think you know is it settling is the foundation cracking
That’s that first of all is this house a [ __ ] you got to go underneath you got to look at the foundation is this uh is this little Foundation is this mix this uh this thin set that they spread over the the foundation is that a Band-Aid on
A broken leg is there any uh any settling or you know pretty you know is the house crooked from from underneath you’re going to need new mechanical this house is all cash fix so let’s call the fix on it looks like the windows are replaced it looks like the windows are
Actually okay you’re going to need new mechanical New Heating let’s call the heating on this house 25 G all right new kitchen you’re going to spend 65,000 on this house 75,000 let’s just say that so say you buy it for 75 house a buck and a
Half what’s it worth when it’s fixed is it worth $250,000 all right you’re only going to be able to get about 80% of The house’s value so if it’s worth if you say Nick if this thing was totally dope and it was fixed up one down the street sold
For 250,000 painted pretty good piece not a rat box with heating and you know kitchens and toilets that flush and whatnot okay cool the bank’s only going to give you a loan for around 200 Grand on this thing 190 Grand but you’re already into this thing for 175,000
Bucks right or 150,000 bucks so you only have like you’re on you’re on pretty thin margins and you got to really be careful and when I say 75 I’m being like I’m I’m I’m trying to be positive and optimistic about it you know I think you’re going to spend more than that but
I think if you dug in you could probably get it done quick and cheap and fast and dirty just because uh these victorians kind of stand up pretty well man you know the houses that were built they built with you know old growth Lumber they stand up you know are there holes
In the roof is the chimney [ __ ] up how bad is the [ __ ] flu inside that you know you got to look at every component but add it all up you got to look at the house add it all up fixed and then be honest with yourself like what’s this
Thing going to self for don’t be a [ __ ] delusional idiot you know what I mean you’re like it’s going to be half a million it’s easy half a million like you just can’t do that you know what would it rent for you know you should know these numbers it’s a
Four-bedroom house with a four bedroom house rent for 2400 bucks in Tong Tung hanok Pennsylvania you know um you know mold abatement and whatnot is uh is its own thing but it’s fine you know this you’re not going to get a diamond you know people like well it’s hard to do
This is this is what [ __ ] looks like when you want deals this is how you make money it’s not [ __ ] nice it’s not pretty but this is where it is um I would I like this stuff I wish I could but it’s all cash bu all cash but the
Bank if the bank owns it sometimes they’ll make a deal with you so say what will you offer me for a loan well have and then let them talk uh we got Brenan n with 30 Canadian sup Nick and Chris hope you all had a blast and Montreal I
Think um oh we did oh we had a blast and Montreal um it’s sure as hell was a blast watching y’all tear it down Nick your opener about the Chinese taking over the realy game was killer hope you enjoyed that hash dog stay fly yeah I smoked
Hash after no I’m kidding uh no thank you dude uh I appreciate that man I hope you guys uh keep your hands in your pockets and keep your eyes razor sharp you got a a hell of a lot of beautiful real estate up there and I hope you
Don’t um I hope you don’t get fooled I don’t know what your it’ll be interesting I would love to sit in with um a pal of mine on uh you know the conversations about how you guys are going to like run your mortgages and and your defaults going forward you know
Keep your eyes on defaults if you’re in Canada um and just what their plan is I don’t know you I don’t you guys run like really adjustable rate mortgages and [ __ ] like that and uh it’s just going to be interesting to see what happens when when simply the bills aren’t getting
Paid and more specifically in like two parts of the country but um you know people you guys have a you don’t have a lot of assets for the seats so it’ll be interesting to see how how it goes down um we’re flying over to Jacksonville North
Carolina uh no no in this house hey Nick I’m Fox I sent you the um hold on uh I’m Fox I sent you that house in Titusville Florida about a week ago I bought this place in 2021 for 90k no down payment 2.5% and sold it December 2023 for
154 nice am I genius yeah I mean on sheer measurement I mean uh you almost doubled your money so good for you buddy um in fact you you you more than doubled your money if you think about real estate you bought it for 90 you didn’t
You didn’t spend 90,000 on it you had a mortgage on it right so you only put down 18 Grand and then you walked away with a check for uh 60 so you tripled your money you know and you had a place to live in some way obviously you can
Shave it down and be a [ __ ] prick about it but hey it’s one of the only things where you’re uh that that’s like the true real estate that’s true truly the way to do real estate you know um and it’s the only thing that’s going to give you a free years paycheck while
Living somewhere and that’s why uh that’s why I like this [ __ ] that’s why I’ve done it that’s what it’s done for me that Matrix uh I’ve been the recipient of that sort of uh amount of money before and it feels [ __ ] great and I felt like a genius too so much so
I wanted to do mortgage fraud so um I’m glad you got out of this cuz I hate these [ __ ] things but you traded up and out before I got in you bought condos when they’re cheap and then you sold it when they’re high and that’s it that’s what you do with a
Condo so good for you bro seriously uh we got AKA [ __ ] with 34 Canadian my bud and I are trying to sell a speaker oh uh a radio oh that was already the uh I already read that one um we got Neo X fight with 25 bucks Nick is it True that your wife is in a Daytona is in Daytona for bike week yeah I had to sell my Harley for embarassing I had to sell my Harley for a kidney did you this my freaking my stupid wife and her friends that’s my friend wife that’s my wife and her
Friend Carrie Carrie that’s such a Funny Carri car’s the perfect name for that yeah it’s so funny Terry that was aw when we first went I was that they so stupid she called me yesterday she’s like I got my thigh painted all kinds of like dreamy Fairy stuff cool huh and I
Said that’s not cool who did it she’s like I got to go woo tequila and then the phone hung up woo shots spiked horada damn that’s sick that’s Carrie that’s Carrie that’s my other friend that’s my wife’s other friend Carrie that’s girls that can beat the [ __ ] out
Of you yeah girls that’ll give you like a ring punch in your forehead yeah they’ll bust teeth out of your mouth uh we got Don John with 25 bucks uh Jesse Lee Peterson interviewing Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs um um wa um she was she a great big fat
Person uh I loved uh Ted LaVine and Silo Lambs is probably one of the best performances in uh Daniel de lis level performance but Ted LaVine is no slouch he doesn’t need my praise why you have the girls in the well why don’t you get the out of the
Bottom of the well you tuck your penis in between your you tuck your penis in your testicles between your butt cheeks your mom is evil why did you do that you’re evil I think I don’t think you can procreate did you why do you put on the
Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus and tuck your penis in your balls between your legs don’t you think people are going to think that’s strange uh we are now in uh Pittsburgh Pennsylvania why you cut the girl skin off don’t cut the girl skin off you should love them why don’t you love the
Women you should marry them and want to have children uh we’re we’re now in p uh Pittsburgh Pennsylvania um know on this uh 29 gross 185 still renting cuz I vomit at prices amortization tables amortization table oh yeah it makes you sick on the debt
Yeah get over uh want to stay in this part of the city but uh want to stay in this part of the city for 2 years so I ended up looking at dumb [ __ ] like this to hard low ball am I [ __ ] now don’t amortization tables are just
Like like of course it’s going to be like I pay that much debt you’re not going to get there anyway without it man it’s like that’s like when when I hear people like say when you say [ __ ] like that man that’s like those people that are like ultimate cheap
Skates yeah but they’re like living in poverty they’re like I bring my phone charger cuz I can use their electricity yeah so I sit in McDonald’s all day to charge my phone you know what I mean they’ll eat like a half of a can of soup
Yeah and [ __ ] like that they’ll eat like a bean yeah like that’s uh likeing I get my salt and pepper for McDonald’s yeah staring at something that’s going to [ __ ] you either way and saying you’re not going to play is going to is like staying on the sidelines like long term
Is just going to [ __ ] you over it’s doing damage on you buddy I don’t uh 425 Stanton a Pittsburgh I don’t I don’t know if it’s 4205 but it’s the wrong one but yeah no if you’re going to stare at how much yeah I know I get it you’re
Paying 500,000 in interest I get it um yeah you got you got to look at the the flip side of it you know what I mean like um you know you’re paying rent and then if you were uh living for free in a multi or you were living uh you were
Going to pay it anyway or you were paying your mortgage and the rent you know if uh if you’re buying the right thing at the right time uh in the end there’s just like a free paycheck it’s the same you if you want to simplify in simplest terms you know you’re paying
Rent and in the end of it there’s a check for 50 or 100 grand for you if you do it right you know or so much percentage so um if you’re in the right area at the right time and and yeah it is a crap it’s not a crap shoot it’s
[ __ ] homework but I think that’s kind of like what we’re doing here but this areas are robust man don’t uh don’t lose Faith because there’s nothing else that’s going to hand you something um easily uh inacessible oh 401k and all that all the growth in all that yeah
Take it out go [ __ ] spend it then Watch What Happens you want to talk want to talk about that percentages where you get taxed immediately that [ __ ] that destroys me I don’t get that um we got Olivia Sexton with 20 uh with 20 bucks I’ve noticed a lot of
People are starting to consider buying trailermobile homes over regular houses I would prefer a house but the way the economy is going I think trailers SL mobile homes might be the way to go they’re cheap I don’t hate a trailer it’s a dwelling it is a dwelling look
I’m not going to [ __ ] aspire to buy a trailer but it doesn’t it doesn’t like [ __ ] freak me out like it does everybody else um they’re cheap they trade for cheap I don’t know what you I’m going to say you know get in out of them getting
In and out of them and I think like the Rel I would rather live in a trailer park with old pieces of [ __ ] in shitville like [ __ ] like northwest corner Rhode Island like Podunk [ __ ] than live in like like Pasco yeah like in Pasco like I’d rather live in like a Pasco trailer
Park for like 700 a month because like yeah it’s a trailer park you’re like you’re still living in like a a two-bedroom thing you’re good you’re good you’re sitting pretty or or you can live for 1,200 a month and get your [ __ ] car broke into every week in
Like in like a off of uhan street oh yeah yeah like I would literally rather 100% 100 times it’s worth the extra 20 minutes to get anywhere yeah and like old crackheads don’t [ __ ] with you no like old old like drunks and [ __ ] like yeah they scream at their [ __ ]
Mustang wheels like like I can deal with that over they know what’s up though they they know how to be a human over get him get him sh get the bike get him that’s worse than like looking over and seeing like a [ __ ] uh a Vietnam vet screaming at
His grill yeah yeah yeah that’s fine absolutely absolutely take it all day long no no in this house we’re in uh chaga New York yeah um hi from Keegan and Taylor in Buffalo Creek check out this scuffed Colonial stuffed scuffed tutor and kuga Creek it’s a nice piece P it is a nice
Piece grand piano new fake rug stone fireplace with a face on it can’t unse it it’s got a nose it’s got eyes it’s got a mouth it’s got a mustache fake suit of armor bad space heater [ __ ] ugly ass horor we got Czechoslovakian cut crystal punch bowl
Set [ __ ] hole [ __ ] kitchen that was redone in the 90s poorly a white painted kickboard stupid a grand original staircase so I’ll keep that that’s nice the house is nice wow look at that tile job Jesus Christ see just bad [ __ ] bad tile work all over this place yes it’s wet too outside
Dehumidifier air handler wow Breakers uh 750 huh they bought it in 2006 for 380 [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] Um wow they wanted a million for it last year you [ __ ] idiots yeah right pass um price Cuts 100 Grand they need to get out nice piece though I like the house I like what it is I like the chain the bullet chain I actually don’t I don’t hate that um I
Could do a better job with that that landscape needs a lot uh needs Mad Tree Work Mad mechanical work um needs $200,000 worth of work easily uh do like the house though I like it a lot in fact uh we got Eli with 25 bucks y’all have any plans stopping in
Um Salt Lake City or Boise yes Salt Lake City or may or maybe Montana um Salt Lake City we’re going to I already know I already know Chris I’m already privy to some information Montana someone from someone from I already knew yeah I got a text I call it
On I call it the weasel Chris I know what porn you like Chris I know what kind of porn you like elderly elderly I mean amateurs we we didn’t have to gr grur it was easy to guess but well you told me that that’s why you told me
Before you even know I know your ATM password 4771 of of course it was your grandma’s of course it was your grandma’s birthday your grandma’s name’s Edith we’re not good guys we’re bad guys we’re bad guys I’ve been known to snort Coco for Hell’s Angel switchblade when I was working
Iron Man project I was riding up front with the leaders and it’s no coincidence I took my bike down thank God I had the leather ripped the skin off my arm and I always carry a piece with me Chris I had a piece I fired off in the air picked up
By the state troopers I came down I showed my clearance pass I flew home in a UFO from from one Cris to another I You from One Chris Beck to Chris Lynch I know I know we’re going to Salt Lake City I was driving at the Hell’s Angels from Salt Lake
City I flew home in the Iron Man suit um we got sloosh with 25 bucks hey Nick do you ever get so mad when someone cuts you off at the toll booth that you follow them home but end up losing them on the way should I be concerned with my
Anger and how should I control it yeah big fan yeah I don’t know I think that’s how decent people go to jail is road rage I think like road rage is a like anybody can get there like I’ve been in situations where I’ve seen people do
Things where I’m like do a crime do a crime that’s why I can’t have a handgun I want one so bad but if I had one in my truck let me tell you right now you’d be the guy that would would shoot I would show it just like that I’d be like look
I’ll [ __ ] kill you like I know have you seen the guy who shot through the windshield yeah yeah like that guy I would be that guy 100% I I’d like think for a split second I could get away with it no no that’s why I can’t get away
With sho I’m going to get away with it like there would be a video immediately somewhere like local Rhode Island man shoots through window I’d have my own camera on live stream or something I’d be just just be the worst but I feel like um road rage
Is a place where normal people go to prison yeah it’s like the Gateway yeah like what’ you do and next thing you know now you have a face T and you’re getting [ __ ] raped by your s yeah you’re taking a [ __ ] in front of like 60 guys and you know prison
Things yeah I I don’t have advice for road rage but um all right let it go just uh bite your bottom lip until you bleed yeah because that’s probably better than say a certain word in the car really loud yeah you can say there’s a couple of words that people say it
It’ll alleviate it you’ll be able to figure it out yeah let me tell you something though prison oh my God I went to jail twice oh kill myself both times I went to a New York City Jail really absolute worst listening to crackheads scream and overdose all night oh I went
In on April Fool’s Day 2003 mhm oh my God what a [ __ ] nightmare oh I want to kill myself and then I said that to the guard he’s like say that again [ __ ] and I’ll take you [ __ ] shoelaces oh I was like doing push-ups
In a cell that was fun and that was like two days and I trust me when I tell you I pushed up so I was like I went to private school I I want to just go back to my dorm and relace my lacrosse stick but oh God I know trust me it’ll
Instantly go from like hell yeah to like I want to be a I want to make custom ballet shoes um scoo scoo uh no no this we’re we’re in a Baltimore Maryland right now um no on this house hey Nick bought this as my first house uh what would you do to make
It nice also heard you shout out Hampton a few streams ago hamen yeah ham hamen yeah uh uh next time you’re in Baltimore I’ll buy you a beer at frasers all right frasers is the bar that’s the spot to go to you heard it here first uh no man uh
I I kind of like know what this is these These are cool uh if I would do anything with this house um I think the the was that a burning no it’s not a burning bush that’s some sort of I don’t know that’s fine Landscaping this is all good
All good all good uh AC probably be like you know nasty AC maybe uh paint these cabinets just because no uppers and then uh um white marble or some sort of like I have a marble guy come in and then go marble all the way up take these down
Put the shelf on top of the marble it’s kind of like the new way to do it uh maybe encapsulate this whole thing or cut this down and then run it waterfall or jut it out run another cabinet and then push push the water push the island
Into here so you can use it in the backside maybe to here who knows um that would be something and then a backyard is what I would do hardscaped backyard with no lawn mower looks like you have access to it from a little path so I
Would use the [ __ ] out of that carve out all this green and then honestly find some way to pour I concrete uh exposed aggregate look at 8 16 24 30 by 20600 um 600 yeah I would I would ask uh expose I would like cut little plant beds along the fence line and I would put Plants back here with posts in and then I would put lights and I would uh have like the entire this whole thing be exposed aggregate concrete patio and
Hardscape so you have no maintenance whatsoever I never have to bring a lawn mower back there ever again and then all those one hour you took to get the lawn mower get the gas do all this do all that and then I would utilize this walk
Out a little bit better maybe this door is a little bit cooler and then I would have this area service whatever is happening in your back patio so you can really like have [ __ ] ready like you store your outdoor glasses patio furniture anything that you’re going to
Use some of the time and if you can put a slop sink in here I would I would put a sink in here and a drain if you have a drain right here somewhere I would connect a sink and a drain so you can like make cocktails and [ __ ] back here
For your backyard give yourself like a little mini par kitchen right there so you can use the [ __ ] out of it that’s what I would do cheaply nothing crazy stainless steel prep syn found at a restaurant auction you know what I’m saying um like you can find them 150
Bucks like the stainless steel restaurant sink put it somewhere you can connect the drain to it and then um uh and then you can use this indoor outdoor space like kind of efficiently your boys can take a piss down there and then uh you know touch up the paint
Clean all know clean this area even if you want to take these things down straighten them out and put them back up paint them a better color but I would definitely have this whole thing patio out um cuz you’re going to use the [ __ ] out of it especially in Maryland nice
Enclosed patio what’s better than who’s better than you 600 more square feet uh we got M Lee with 30 Australian hi Nick I’m going a carpenter from uh Australia looking to get involved in auction houses on the weekends um I have had some success buying SL selling watches but I’m Keen
To learn more about art and antiques uh what advice could you give uh go to a lot more auctions um some of these General purpose auctions are are are really good I don’t know what your stuff is if you want you can sign up to live auctioneers in the States you can
There’s an auction going on all the time oh hey Carrie Carrie oh yeah that’s that’s the one that’s there’s a feeling understood only by car five carries look at that [ __ ] Jesus Christ I’m going to Dayton damn we should go to Daytona Bike Week this is so funny
I have CTE e y’all ski E I was a cheerleader I was a flyer and they threw me on my head I got thrown on a basketball court head and I have a I have a crack in my Cranium they say it didn’t do [Laughter] any car Carrie oh
Man look I won I was in a magazine once that was free I was in a free magazine hell yeah y’all got smack the the the Snapback blond hair s back I got trauma my name’s Stacy I got trauma bless your heart yeah hell yeah man this guy could be here motorcycle oh
Dude you don’t even know anything about bikes that guy’s name is dabs damn but his real uh his real name might be Chris though yeah his real name is just is Chris is Chris but his name is dabs that’s so funny dog oh yeah you
Go do this this my job that’s me right there all right go I want that job you got you got the you got the uh host with the seven nine settings it’s not even attached to anything or anybody’s contest you’re just spraying chicks [ __ ] white t-shirts you’re white
T-shirt all right did you say go all right go ahead just [ __ ] dousing white t-shirts no one’s got a problem with it what are these normal girls doing there anyway that’s enough day t g Carrie she’s got an eye cup whatever the weird like big cup sizes are for bras
Like oh yeah yeah yeah she she’s got a she’s got a K cup or this one this one chick dude she had triple K’s triple eyes triple K tits triple KS it’s a problem think about that honestly we told her to leave triple KS she had triple yeah probably at this point dude
It’s 2024 get those triple K titties out of here we you you need to leave that’s [ __ ] up you you should go SP small and be double k um we got Scotty L with 20 bucks Nick hold your Ro hold your Rolex to the camera I love
Watches yes I’m not no I can’t do that uh also you can just see it it’s it’s a it’s a what do they call them a stick a green glass milous it’s an O it’s it’s a 12 hold your hold the hold the rollx up no it’s all scratched all fair enough
Hold on [ __ ] no that’s corny hold on I was going to do something stupid to it oh never mind uh these are all bad jokes we got Sal we get Soo I want to get a grand seeo though I want to get real talk a Groo uh we got Soo constant with 25
Bucks Montreal was so [ __ ] cool you guys are the best thank you thank you thank you man Montreal was cool we had a great time I mean you every cities are these cold weather cities during the winter is a real oversight on our part
But hey it’s fun we have fun too so we like doing it we all having a good time time [ __ ] laughing our ass off staying at like the honey Rose Hotel the this hotel was so [ __ ] nice um that was great uh uh but no it was uh it was great and
Then the service was total [ __ ] I gave my first tip I remember I remember that yeah it’s like you want dude that was you want a coffee I was like yeah uh did we skip uh uh Cypress Texas what’s that Cypress Texas is there oh yeah we did no we’re at it
Right now we’re we are yeah oh oh sorry yeah um got pre-approved thinking about putting an offer we’re in Cypress Texas on this how is the how are these guys not be guys [ __ ] with these guys I thought this song was like the [ __ ] come on you [ __ ] loot Libra Moon not familiar de dreamer no clue song’s good Libra moon but any whom preapproved I don’t like this kind of stuff buddy I think uh I mean let me see where you are in Texas um it’s big it’s five bed it’s five bath it’s just it’s
Kind of like a one in a million thing it might be the best house in the neighborhood you know square footage but it’s really just a dick show I don’t I don’t think so man I think uh I think this is a reach I don’t know what you’re
Buying this thing for but it’s not on the market oh it’s 45 okay okay it’s all right it’s just not my steas man I’m not a big like mcmansion guy this thing’s got like it’s very it’s like a [ __ ] Honda Pilot like it’s like a Honda Pilot
EXL like it’s all there but it’s just going to trade it’s going to trade properly you’re going to be able to live in it if you have a good job and you make a lot of money and you don’t want to think about your house go for it if
You want to live in like a hotel this is the house to do but I wouldn’t spend a [ __ ] dime on it um there’s no sense in trying to make this house the prom queen because you’re going to spend $150,000 trying to make this thing perfect and I don’t think you’re going
To get a [ __ ] dollar back it needs a backyard but you don’t have access to it so that’s going to be a little bit of a problem you’re going to have to make a handshake deal with your neighbor or you’re going to be able to to squeeze
Things in here but they’ll maybe maybe they’ll get small equipment in here but um I mean it’s it’s big the square footage is good and the the the room is good but you know you got limitations you’re probably in an HOA what’s your HOA 83 bucks so your
Limitations so it’ll whenever you’re in an HOA the house only be so nice you know what I mean like you’re so Capp you’re capped so it’s really like how good of a decorator you are to be honest with you so that being said it’s your job here is to fool a Texas princess
Into thinking she’s a Kardashian if you’re buying one of these houses that’s the move on this so it’s up for you to like decorate the place to be like I get my white Range Rover y’all and I get my hair [ __ ] 8 feet [ __ ] tall y’all
And I got my [ __ ] massage I put some olive oil on my [ __ ] fat old fake D titties because I was a a Texas volleyball player hook them horns what I mean it’s a lot of square footage and the price per square foot isn’t that
Bad so I will say that that being said that’s the nice part it needs it needs a backyard but I’m going to spend uh we got we got fox head with 20 bucks uh Nick I pulled the battery out of my phone but Chris Beck keeps calling me
And telling me he can hear me I hear what you’re saying is it worth is it worthy destroying my nearest 5G Tower also do you have any leads on a bird’s eyee Maple mantel no but you can find them pretty easily uh Bird’s Eye Maple manth I don’t
Even know if they would make it out of that Jesus Christ um I don’t know I 2K 260 da 965 those are the numbers on the back of your battery I was in a Cobalt mine I was flying a drone over a Cobalt mine and I took two in my shoulder
So I flew the Drone onto into the camel’s mouth choked his camel I ended up killing the guy with a pair of zip ties I told him to disarm I told him to disarm and he wouldn’t I punched it into my calculator [ __ ] what’ it
Say boess and then shot him he was flat chested so I shot him um yeah know he’s going to be there wherever you are Chris Chris uh Chris Beck’s coming here he’s going to be pissed but I like him I’m a fan I’m a
I’m a fan of his all all the work please don’t kill me we’re flying over to seni Michigan Sy senny Michigan syny Michigan all right gas station with a house on it yeah no no in this house Yer uh John stupid family business Gas House what never runs out gas what is
Cool to live in house put him together BP Gas House Boon Pickins who better than T Boon pickings check out this chair call the gravedigger God this chck can throw me right through a wall that’s insane wow oh it’s one of those chairs with the remotes where you
Can like you like yeah you can throw yourself year round decoration seasonal deck hell yeah all right trees dying trees looking a little scarce my man might want to get rid of that Charlie Brown Christmas tree is not looking so good let’s leave the [ __ ] uh gas station croissants bear claws y yeah
China cabinet what do we got inside the china cabinet anything good anything I can steal needs a kitchen Perfect all right right you got some uh look at that sweetie pies hell yeah Kenworth baby quilts and Kenworths got a little doll collection going on here any German bis any German bisque dolls
Signed got a pretty penny there show me your best doll lots of blankets pictoral blankets jerk off chair yeah another another jerk off chair be strong and courageous wow she read a few godd damn needle point crosses re door only gas station in town wow yeah carnival ride I’ve SE I’ve seen those
Yeah I see one or two of those yeah strap in ride Hunters welcome man million bones huh oh they on a convenience store it’s probably worth a million bucks wow look at that look at that hell yeah oh liquor store they sell Founders is that Founders all day oh
That’s Twisted te white claw see what’s the best beer in there what how how far how good is their beer buyer hey dude we we just got the new IPA dude oh Founders dude dude check it out Founders does 15 pack now dude hey dude what else so brother what
Else cigarettes are done well wow we got [ __ ] hard liquor for sale New Vapor new vaporizer um no blue raspberry we do not have any blue raspberry only bubble gun out no no next week I get right now I have red raspberry hell yeah dude convenience store this thing probably
Does liquor stores are selling for a Million Dollars near me and the uh the Patel the Indian mob is um buying up all the liquor stores around me the package stores um honestly sad as it is it’s probably worth it you know probably not that nuts I went to
Elementary school with uh the people who own Crestwood and Christy’s yeah I went to yeah they make Bank yeah gas stations remember remember the law pass where uh R Island couldn’t have uh same name liquor stores you remember that oh like names it had to like like you couldn’t have a liur
Chain had to have they changed the gasparo had to break up and it had to be Chris gasparo and it had to be Cheryl gasparo yeah yeah yeah yeah no that’s um dude dude dude come on in bro what else can I get you bro yeah man in Michigan
Wow yeah yeah um well it’s not selling but the something tells me that the money I know the the gas margins are razor thin and the money is inside the convenience store but full service gas stations are making a comeback yeah um we got NN with 25 bucks very good man oh
Man so much money I just picked up this place and [ __ ] River s Michigan s Michigan um dear nick uh I want everyone in the Stream to know that FEMA makes a free flood map everyone should look at before buying property also if you ever
Need a PE stamp in Texas don’t go to a stranger just got mind Cheers Cheers bro what’s a PE stamp PE stamp like a notary um oh oh I got you okay an engineer stamp in Texas yes okay I will yeah I want to design my
Bunkers we don’t call them PE stamps up here but yes I guess maybe we do I don’t know but wow you can you if you ran that store in Michigan you could go uh thanks beautiful you ever see the Tik toks in the Hood the kid like the the Persian
Kid that’s just like all right thanks thanks uh sugar lips no and it’ll hit up like uh like [ __ ] just like hood ass [ __ ] he’s like what did you just call me and he like I said bye man don’t try to that fruity ass [ __ ] on me
Throwing the [ __ ] uh candy racks at him and [ __ ] seen that that’s so funny that’s what I would do uh no on this listing uh hi Chris and Nick this is my friend’s house and he’s trying to sell I don’t know much um but if you hit him
With a brief Chris bre Chris Beck threat over the first impression of the house he’s dead this guy yeah this this is this is his boy’s uh this is his boy’s house how much water you got in this thing have you tested any of the copper it’s five five
Milligrams you got over 5 milligrams per gallon I could poison your kids what happens if uh I just had fluoride in your water filter when you’re not home I could do it with a drone a drone had fluoride is 5 minutes I’ll dig underneath your house I can dig underneath your house
Completely take me 10 minutes I’ll start a mile away is boy selling this house yeah 350 in North Carolina did he sell it are he selling or he buying it your boy’s making 125 Grand nice ask him for 50 grand for your business idea Iron Man
Suit he’s selling yeah yeah hey dude can I buy I got some money I got a radio business tapping anybody’s modems I’m Chris beckam underneath your house you don’t even need to let me in I’m already in I’m I’m taking a shower I’m washing my Harley in your bathroom
I’ve been known to snort liines in my Harley in your bathroom North Carolina I’ve been known we’re not good guys we’re not good guys we’re not good guys we’re not such nice people sick well good luck I hope you collect all the money then your bud gives you 2500 for free for
Nothing uh we get latchin M with 50 Australian dollars 5050 Australian dollars hey Nick uh what are your thoughts on taking out credit card debt to pay off the principal of the mortgage on top of the monthly payments no uh large principal payments move the amortization amortization yeah
Amortization yeah uh table up quicker I know have you seen this done before I do it I pay um I pay an extra quarterly payment um I pay you can pay one payment extra a year it shaves six years if you pay an extra payment quarterly it shaves 15
Years off your mortgage so you get to keep the nice 30-year mortgage term and you get to beat the you get to get the Best of Both Worlds by making an apply to principal loan dispersement doing that with credit cards why would you play juice on that you’re you’re you’re
Uh no that’s like that’s kick kicking the ball down the road stealing from Peter to pay Paul that’s just not a good practice that’s uh that’s like blow heart it’s you’re not you’re you’re tricking yourself the way to do that is I’m making a little bit extra money and
Uh I’d like to do something uh Progressive for my savings to to build My Equity position up higher and faster as poss as fast as possible um that is a maneuver if you want to do it it’s the old way but the way cheap debt is I’ll
Never get debt that cheap again so I shouldn’t even do it so um you know that’s that’s there’s something to be said about that but um yes it does it does uh Drive the amortization table in your favor uh uh we’re in uh Waterford Waterford Michigan uh know in this house
Not currently looking for a house but I always keep my eye open in my area uh this house has been in the market for a while now thoughts yeah I don’t see why it’s been on the market it’s cheap I like it it’s probably got
Some I think this is going to be a deal hold on let’s take a look 80 days that it’s not it’s not like that long as long as it flood it in a flood zone um you have to look on the disclosures it’s not bad it’s nice it’s a log
Kit um my dad uh has owned one of these before almost the same exact house they’re a little quirky to work on um the house is just cluttered and poorly represented there’s a [ __ ] Harley in the living room I mean that’s not good news this I mean this is literally a
Hell’s Angel’s house you know what I mean the guy’s like [ __ ] bass Bassmaster um and it looks like there a [ __ ] it probably smells like a dog’s dick in there there’s no furniture um this the side of this island has been chewed on it’s probably been stabbed by
A sharpening a switchblade up um so yeah it’s it’s I mean look at this shot right here it’s it’s frightening so um but honestly it’s kind of a nice piece and it’s kind of worth it uh I like it I would buy it I know that’s not I I’m in
I’m in this I’m I’m here yeah as long as it’s on a flood zone that’s i’ flood flood and then disclosures does that [ __ ] um how wet is wet it needs tree work but uh these log kits are are you can make them nice uh
You got to do a little bit of work the floors suck but you can sand them down start over um it’s not bad it’s not a uh the side Sing looks janky but it is what it is uh you can repair it dlog siding um yeah I’m I’m in campy a campy house
You can kind of try things it’s not an expensive piece it’s kind of a decent amount of square footage I I think you have uh a ways to go as long as it is it if it if it’s flood I wouldn’t [ __ ] with it because you’re always going to be
Living there um you know it’s up to you to I would guess this is a flood zone though let’s see where it feeds in from yeah has to be maybe if this particular house doesn’t flood and the rest of them do it’s cheap it’s cheap land I mean I’m
Not going to [ __ ] [ __ ] all over that thing is that a hill look like it goes downhill a little bit oh [ __ ] yeah i’ check it that’s uh that’d be my number one in disclosures so you got to look in basically see what they told the uh what they told the uh
Realtor you know what I mean um Wetlands a good inspector is going to be your best friend on that you know it’s worth it’s worth a a fancier inspect inspection um but I don’t know Detroit getaways easy Airbnb if it’s a flood zone I mean again if it’s if it’s like a
If one of those Lakes is a party time then it’s a decent Airbnb for a cheapy it’s 155,000 you’re not going to get hurt on it as long as you can get a loan on it and the banks don’t have any steps for it being like a a flood thing than
Um the the math works on it uh we got mad splifa with 20 bucks what’s up Nikki guns and big God me and my wife are expecting our first child in August uh my boss offered us to take over payments on his Land Rover uh Discovery but I’m
Thinking the 23 Honda CRV for 30k is the move cheers fellas that’d be like uh hey good news I got a a babysitter for you guys I congratulations you’re having a baby here let me go get the babysitter I got for you I [ __ ] J all your liquor I like
[ __ ] crap I suck dick for pills would you kid on babyit you big cash tonight the new lawn mower 4.0 is the perfect tool for grooming experience today I’m going to show you how to use it don’t show me how to do anything not no what’s going on here
Sorry oh there we go back okay um so go over the CRV so uh to to answer your question you’re going to want to go with a CRV am I does it look okay yeah okay cool yeah um taking over my Discovery lease yeah or my payments
Cool on your sinking asset honestly I would take that as an insult I would take that as a shot excuse me get me out of the Landover Discovery is a [ __ ] toilet a you know what shut your mouth about it ask him I would I would literally check how devious this [ __ ]
[ __ ] is I’ll be like what’s the uh oh yeah wow Land Rovers those things are really expensive huh wow wow man thank you so much uh wow l are very expensive cars huh cool so he’s like yeah it’s an $80,000 car full sticker you get 9,000 off theyd blow you
To take one it’s it’s the worst car in his class oh wow so you can take the lease over oh how much you leasing oh it’s so cheap it’s only 705 for a $70,000 car cool what do you think it’s worth oh he’s oh well it’s got 25,000
Miles on it it’s probably worth 57,000 they’re pieces of [ __ ] Discovery specifically is is the biggest piece of [ __ ] in its class and I would literally I would I would get like miffed if someone asked me to do that um excuse me what do I look like a [ __ ] [ __ ] you
Piece of [ __ ] now I’m job hunting [ __ ] uh we’re flying over to Somerville South Carina trying to poison my unborn child you [ __ ] grab him by his shirt my [ __ ] family in debt because he bought a land a Land Rover you want me to kick his ass for
You he will um [ __ ] [ __ ] uh we’re flying over to South Carolina [ __ ] the balls on these [ __ ] people uh no no none this house my grandma wants to buy this house and would live in the main house while my girlfriend and I would live in the Adu
Just accepted a sales engineer job in Charleston South Carolina cool what’s uh Grandma gonna say when she’s just like during our South Carolina show yeah how’s Grandma gonna deal with that she’s like I’ll just watch some Jeopardy oh look the Ken Ken Jennings is the hosting Jeopardy that should be fun so good
Luck good luck um but other that being said um hey free free place to live you have to time it out but the uh the the the in-law is very uh close to the unless you can live in the garage oh no never mind I’m sorry you’re in the
Garage go for it this is the garage my apologies stupid stupid go for it hell yeah free live go for it um yeah I I’m a big big fan of living in the uh the second house any any house with an Adu that’s going to be the new
Talk anybody anything with a an in-law an additional dwelling Unit A B an apartment above the garage a barn that you can live in with a like that’s legal and stamped good piece of property to buy I’m going to put that they’ll call that an extra the the percentage of the
Price of the house will go up a lot from here on out I promise you that’s like a a call houses with in-laws that are legal that are legal that’s important um I think even honestly I think some some like uh duplexes might because um they’re going to I think they’re going
To try to like restamp like elderly housing or like housing your parents into some sort of like loow income housing thing that towns can get more money for from I’m going through it right right now with the subdivision on the house and I’m going to explore it
Like as soon as I get my my plans are coming back this week I’m going to the town to apply for subdivision and then I’m going to talk to about additional dwelling unit possibilities on the existing land so I’m splitting the 13 acres into two with sort of this plan
Going on where I’m going to build one house and then I’m going to put the uh the tie in I’m say you build whatever the [ __ ] you want you can build a a barn with an Adu but it’s a a sellable piece of property that comes with the property
But I’m going to I’m going to kind of explore that specifically but I have heard like um talks about like any house that you can build a secondary dwelling and stuff like that you know it’s super desirable people want to live next to their you know their elderly parents Etc
Uh to take care of them to save on Elderly Care and whatnot so yes yes I like it I like that stuff uh we got bone painter was 20 bucks uh preapproved $220 on a starter home uh today uh not not FHA the stream got me motivated how do I go about
Getting the best deal outside of rolling my Harley into the living room and burning the tires onto the previous owner I mean it’s kind of like up to you man uh proof for 220 is a very like um are you good with are you good at
Fixing [ __ ] do you have a good idea do you think you have a good handle on it do you think the income that you’re going to have going forward is going to cut you aside 10 to 15,000 bucks a year to be able to tackle some of these
Projects as they come and sort of take a prop a property from you know like a d-grade property to an a grade property in that price bracket it’s pretty competitive so it’s up to you to sort of really find The Sweet Spot is the worst
House that the bank says yes to in so many ways at 200 it’s a very competitive market so you have a lot of first-time buyers and you got a lot of people but people don’t want to do [ __ ] so it’s up to you to sort of like have an eye
Filter through but find the something with the best lands square footage freebie basement pool set up something that the bank says yeah it’s still a house but you got a long way to go and something that you’re not scared of and not not too big of a bite to chew but um
That at that market that that 200 just remember it’s the most you’re going to get out bid you’re going to get discouraged but uh it’s you know find the right town the right property the right upand cominging thing uh a vehicle that can take your your investment you
Know what I mean with uh you know your 20 grand and then as long as your job can cut aside enough money for you to like complete these projects and you look at the PO and you say this thing’s going to take X Y and Z to become
Whatever the [ __ ] it is right now as a c to whatever the [ __ ] it’s going to be as an A and be able to identify all the components of that fix and then outline them and price them properly and can you complete them and then come up with a
Timeline in like a 3 to 5e period to be able to to to do that and that’s essentially how you make money in you know in real estate you know you bring that house from you know 200 Grand to uh to something that’s worth you know three
Three and a quarter four whatever the sky’s the limit whatever whatever you think your knife can cut um but it’s up to you to uh be able to identify them before you get into them because you don’t ever want to buy something that’s too much of a piece of [ __ ] and you say
[ __ ] this thing is just an [ __ ] in the end of the day um so it’s not easy but it’s it’s an art form um but hopefully you can pick up on some tricks some [ __ ] that you’ve seen here but um or if you don’t want to do anything you
Just buy the uh the nicest thing that’s just misrepresented misprice that has a little like has like a Hidden Gem in it you know whether it be an in-law or a large square footage or um like a location that’s that’s hot that no one really knows about or um some some
Proximity to something important I don’t know maybe an additional lot that you can peel off and sell to gain capital from something just got it can’t be just a square cookie cutter $200,000 buy because those are boring and who gives a [ __ ] about that uh we’re flying over to Bangor
Pennsylvania uh known in this house hey Chris and Nick love the show not in any rush to purchase anything soon but was curious on your assessment of this yeah this is a this is a keeping up with the Jones’s house this is like a this is like a Don
[ __ ] neighborhood man it’s a nice neighborhood great place to raise kids and whatnot um but it’s a really nice neighborhood I’ll say that it’s a in the house is uh but this is like zil’s diamonds man like this yeah there you go it’s like whatever uh whatever’s
Going on in bangar Pennsylania this is like the Keeping Up With the Jones of keeping up with the Joneses here um and uh this is a this this stuff is a little bit d i I worry about this [ __ ] this is where divorce happens right because yeah
Sure it’s you know it’s fine it’s a fine house right you got the yellow golden thread cypresses which is ugly as [ __ ] it’s a terrible Landscaping idea you got a shed in the front yard you got this great out MC mansion that I mean if you
Want to if you want to take this house to where it is to where it’s going next a siding job like a shingle sighting job let’s see like a NE like you could do the you know the lap streak or whatever that the the the farmer that that’ll that’ll phase out
But um you know taking it from like that house to you know like this house that’s sort of like the progression of mcmansions is like from there to there right like these shingle style you know which is like the next price bracket up where you do like these
Massive additions and whatnot um you do that [ __ ] to this where you put you know shingle again you’re not going to do it this is this is but you’ve got economy series door you got economy series interior you got floor to ceiling windows in the front the flooring is [ __ ] it’s the
Same flooring that’s in a trailer literally the kitchen sucks ass that’s you know they painted the the original 1987 cabinets green good for them for doing that that’s the cheapest way out that’s what I would suggest doing if you don’t have any money but uh this needs a
Kitchen that’s going to be 30 grand um you know just because of the amount of cabinets um again the flooring’s [ __ ] terrible the stairway needs to be redone you’ve got a lot of little uh you know $20,000 problems to make this thing dope um a flooring job in this house is going
To be humongous so you’re going to spend you know a 100 thought you finish the basement if you really want to go nuts you’ve got an above ground pool and a deck it’s it’s okay it’s a it’s a nice place to raise kids and it’s got a you know it’s got
All all the uh the [ __ ] peanut butter and jelly safe play [ __ ] fat tonker ass [ __ ] idiot brain dead family [ __ ] going on I’m sorry it’s hard this just this is I’m just being honest with you you know this is this is Ford Explorer leasing [ __ ] season tickets to the [ __ ]
Phillies [ __ ] that I don’t subscribe to this is don’t worry this kid called you a fat [ __ ] stinker in high school you know don’t um I won what’ you win obesity I I you know I don’t so you got to go another $150,000 into this thing
To win what to become what king of the [ __ ] you know and um it’s built in 93 probably got [ __ ] mold in the [ __ ] attic you know and it just you never stop spending and this is truly just a uh the neighborhood will go up and
Whatnot but I I don’t want to play this game um we I go higher or lower you know I I wouldn’t strive for this this is like a it’s a suckout play uh we got Echo phone home with 25 bucks hey Crick uh could you look up Red Bull’s tribute
To Michelle Lambie and get Chris Beck on the horn to read Rick Owens bit PS big God needs another new nickname since we learned that he’s a black hat hacker I’d call him stick talk um I’m not a black hat hacker Chris is a black hated hacker I’m a white hat
I’m not even hacker my hat’s blue so Oprah can’t roast my brains why is Red Bull given Michelle lamby and a Warren is that weird to you something wrong with these people most def wow thank you for showing me this this is unbelievable I’d rather be dead I don’t
Even want to read that that’s a spell I’m want to talk to my friend Reed he works at Red Bull I’m like Reed did you have anything to do with this my friend Reed casner what’s up Reed hey shout out Pat Reed Walk Evan Casey um God damn that’s so strange I’m going
To read that later on when I’m singing uh Latin hymns to myself to put myself to sleep and wash I’m going to be saging my children so I can get rid of the bats that have now that have found my house in the middle of the winter uh we got
Scotty got bats I sent 10,000 bats I got radios in them uh we got Scotty L with 20 bucks this is my shortwave radio and the bats I just flew bats into the cave shortwave radio CCTV we got Scotty L with 20 bucks this is my
Third this is my third Super Chat of the night Chris you don’t not read my whole Super Chat the other half you did not read was oh yeah uh Nick you don’t you didn’t R hold on uh Nick you didn’t really look at the Bellingham house just
Ranted over horse people all right but I still love you guys you want me to look I’ll look at the you know I’ve done that before and I feel bad for that so I will go back to the Belling house fault not mine Chris leave Chris Chris Chris
Tequila was this the no no what was the Bellingham house hold on [ __ ] it’s on this one uh whatever the Bellingham I think it was only one yeah it was 230 yeah 230 as far as the house I like the fact that it’s 60 house
But this I mean you’re going to have to redo this whole thing this is dope right this is dope again a little underbuilt the glass is original so it’s single pane glass just a heads up so this isn’t no maybe it’s not you’ve got a flooring job to
Do I like that believe it or not this laminate performs I had this in my house and Whatchamacallit it’s fine it needs new kitchen C I mean this this is a colonial style cabinet in mid mid century house or like a you know a even if it’s Washington you got to go like
Teak Walnut everything needs to be Walnut in this house um you have a huge flooring job you’re going to spend neatening up this place and and identifying what the [ __ ] you can use this thing thing for perfectly is going to cost you T it’s dope 78 acres is
Cool um you’ve got a lot of possibilities I hope you feel like it hope you not a run a farm um I have two manicured acres and trust me I don’t know how to [ __ ] do this [ __ ] I hope you do this isn’t something you can jump
To but [ __ ] go for it as far as the house goes it’s fine but it needs a ton it needs a roof looks like it needs a roof some [ __ ] upkeep some paint this thing needs to be a the bathrooms need to be gutted I mean it
Needs uh look up like these houses are in California you can look up literally like like Hollywood Hills uh mid-century Ranch and you’ll find like the best example of these if you want to find someone that spent 3 million you can see the ideas that they did um hope to God
That none of this is rotted um but you need you need a roof and some some hard fix up the double doors are nice the Landscaping is going to take a bit I mean you got the nice antenna on it thank God I’m not putting it at I’m not I
Don’t have to and half million on it man I got and the just so you know the possibility so this is what you’re buying okay anybody who says possibility this is this thing for this is the 80 acres right here it’s roughly this rectangle in order for you to do that
You have to legally get a road brought in right so you have to bring a road in down the middle of this you’ll probably have to knock down the barn so the possibility of you’d have to put a house here here here here here here right
That’s how you do it and you sell the Lots off well let me tell you something my friend that road with the SI the Water Management systems that you do to do it now that’s a $3 million Road okay so sure now you ENT it for $55 million
Now you have and then the surveying is going to cost you $35 $40,000 so in just paper and [ __ ] you’re going to be into this thing for3 million $3.2 million right you have to bring in a road then sell the Lots you have to commission that sale right when you
Start doing the the the possibility you need x amount of Frontage if you need four feet of front it’s a math you can just you can just run it you want to get a wheel out and you can just start [ __ ] doing it in the sky you can
Figure out how much you you have to do a road here expose the entire there’s there’s an algorithm given this water you’re going to have to have your barriers off the other people’s property so the houses can only go in a certain square footage off the road you’re going
To need to have let’s just say it’s 300t of Frontage is what the minimum is in Bellingham Washington there’s going to be it’s going to be like a 30 house subdivision approval that’s going to cost you a [ __ ] shitload of money okay you’re going to build one two maybe
Maybe three streets I don’t know I have [ __ ] 25 acres here and I have 13 over there I have 40 acres trust me I tell you I couldn’t [ __ ] swing this this doesn’t make sense to me no one would buy my property for 2 and a half million
For with a house to knock down and build more just the the costs don’t don’t a whale will but not at two and a half million bucks again this whole part of the house comes down this is all now useless all new water lines and electrical lines you have to run the
Electrical underground for all that how much you think that costs I’ll give you a hint it’s a [ __ ] shitload so you you know this is like a big big money play um developers would see this right away but uh there’s probably not enough assets for the seats for them to to have
Have to or want to do this so the uh development potential is is a [ __ ] pipe dream you’re getting sold it’s worth money but it’s only worth money as keeping it as May one maybe two houses total but I think you’re really far away from that so it doesn’t matter if it’s
80 acres or 20 it doesn’t make a [ __ ] difference if you’re not subdividing it or five for that matter so if you’re not going to subdivide it then really all we’re talking about is this physical dwelling on that land what is 80 acres worth of land for one house worth 700
Grand just a guess what’s a piece of land with you know what I’m saying if you can’t develop it then who [ __ ] cares that’s like jerking yourself off that’s like if I was like I got [ __ ] acres doesn’t matter I got one house on it that’s all I can do who cares that’s
Why when people start talking about acreage and [ __ ] you can develop it yeah good luck yeah I could build a [ __ ] skyscraper in New York I can build a plane I can eat a plane yeah I can eat a guitar um hell yeah um so [ __ ] it we got
Hash for 25 bucks did you see the new Kodak video of him throwing rocks at are at the reporter just after getting out of jail in Florida last week now he should though he was saying [ __ ] he were talking [ __ ] he should have shut his mouth uh also love my new John stupid
Shirt getting tons of new clients so much clients he getting clients from the shirt c yeah he would Cooling and booted and that that reporter she was trying to he was trying to the reporter being goofy with me trying to say things I want to say so I walked out trying to he’s
Saying dumb [ __ ] talking about dinosaurs I don’t want to talk about dinosaurs he would I don’t I don’t paint pictures I picture paint um last house of the night last house of the night veger l h o t nville last house of the night yep l o New Kids on the Block
We’re going to we’re going to Canada M we’re going to Canada we’re just in there right back to Sweet where is Al sweet sweet Canada wow all right oh yeah hell yeah Saskatchewan um no none this house can I get this below 45 or oh where Geo guessing right
Now swas swasa swasa home um are we not getting a listing yeah we are okay um n in this house skitso house can I get this below 45 uh almost certified home almost certified home inspector new sighting 2×4 floors question mark hot tubs G to
Go crawl SP crawl space plus roof are a worry can buy cash but lot of work uh down to studs plus wrap yep ooh ooh dirty yeah stink stinky stinky wet [ __ ] I kind of like parts of it though what’s it going to be worth buddy
When you’re done this has got to go I think this whole uh addition has to go this whole thing’s got to be cut down you got to reside the back I think this whole thing’s a [ __ ] mess um mirrors above the bed cool you can [ __ ] Michelle lamby while looking at her
She can scream black moths into a mirror whoa wow I’ve you I’ve only done like doggy style missionary and I did reverse cowgirl one time and then you did uh scream black moths into a mirror whoa is that did you come so did you did you come nervously asking Michelle lamby if she
Came I don’t know what that means I don’t know what any of the like all those whisper winds that you were screaming out of your mouth while you were screaming black moths into a mirror um what does all that mean my name’s Kurt I just I don’t know
I played hockey in high school I’m I’m a home inspector now what’ you say here Michelle lamby I don’t know I know I had a really good time last night no no the um poached bats that you cooked were so good the poached bats oh
My God no no they were great they were actually I never ate a bat before and um yeah no I thought we were just just do like regular missionary and stuff like that and like or um is there a comp can I see just another house next
Door are there other okay so this is 199 what is 19 let me just look at 199 gets you okay what was this built 21 yeah I don’t care about the bedrooms the bedrooms of counts are fake so it’s just the you really got to pull this thing
Down to the studs um you’re going to spend uh you’re going to whatever the [ __ ] this thing is you got to tear it out but you can kind of work with it you can make it into like you can open it up and just like work with the space but you
Can try stupid [ __ ] because it’s so shitty I like this stuff uh cash offer is going to win um you’re going to spend it’s wet and it’s but I I think it’s okay I think you’re going to be all right I think uh if you’re a home inspector you know what
You’re up against you’re going to have to like spot repair the entire thing and then make it all Jive but dumpsters are your best friend and hard demo and hard cuts from the beginning are your best friend anything that’s not a f Foundation or a poor Foundation rip it
Off and just leave it obviously the uh the [ __ ] raised living room over here is ridiculous so pull that [ __ ] up um get it down to the studs and start over take the fridge out of the wall maybe you know I’m sure that’s nice and vibrating the whole [ __ ] house I mean
It’s a gut it’s a gut to the stud but that’s kind of what I say by um do you have the the 35 to 40 Grand to to come in the back of it uh will a credit union work with you do you have access to credit cards to get yourself halfway
There you’re going to need all new windows the doors are framed crooked something tells me this addition was a garage or not it was like a like a like a not this was the original house and then all these additions might have to come down and that might hurt maybe not
This one but definitely this one but uh no Foundation underneath this room over here which is a problem so you’re probably going to have to like tear it off and start over um that’s probably this lower walk out over here um looks soaking wet um no drains gutters
Probably dumping into the underneath the house is there any underwash or Foundation sagging um I mean again you know what you’re up against you know you’re going to have to rip this thing out like I said a dumpster is going to be your best friend but you can just put
One right here and go to town as far as what it is that’s kind of what you’re looking for but I think you’re going to spend a you like I said if you’re a home inspector you know what the [ __ ] going on some parts some parts of it are nice
The layout’s kind of nice um obviously the the house is going to have to be rewed wired new kitchen new bath um I’m looking for sagging rot um like if that if that crawl space is like a [ __ ] mold spider Den that’s been uh if you got some like real cancers there that
Have been like rotting some uh fundamentals of the home um you’re going to have to move on but you can listen to dilly dally that’s a Canadian ban this is a Canadian band should have talked about dilly dally I like Dilly D um damn it we got uh M Lee with uh 30
Australian dollar hey Nick uh but any more advice on jobs at auction houses oh yes I’m sorry my bad most people have some kind of Arts degree I mean if you owned one what would you look for in someone oh is a short is a short course
In option brief response last Super Chat no uh [ __ ] um so you can be a runner um a lot of these places don’t have good photography and running so you can have a [ __ ] degree but you can start as what’s called a runner which is basically a guy
Who holds [ __ ] up you can be like hey Art Deco Copper Top weed holder with the top missing um monog I mean you’re just literally holding things up at shitty auctions um but you’re going to learn a [ __ ] ton by working there it’s a shitty hourly job but you’re basically going th
Those jobs are everywhere all over over auction houses I think you’re going to basically learn you’re going to learn a ton um but as far as like the fancier auction houses um just so you’re aware they don’t make any money like the the snoody chicks that work at Heritage and
Sou bees and uh around me they don’t make any [ __ ] money they’re not like they’re not getting paid big money to be historians I think the bigger money is learning the business and playing the game rather than uh work you know work there I’ve always like said I would just if if I
Was going to retire I would retire as a an auction Runner you just basically stand there and be an idiot but you you get to see [ __ ] you get to buy stuff Runners buy stuff at auction I’ll be at auctions and the guy like will be holding something I want and he’ll be
Like and $50 where 50 and he’s like yeah 50 like record guys and [ __ ] they usually don’t collect the same stuff but sometimes the runners buy and the the runners collect so um there was a runner that bought a you know you find baseball card collections and whatnot and you buy
Records and Harley Davidson parts or whatever you pick your Niche but the general purpose auction Runner guys are getting like a really nice bird’s eye view to incoming merchandise and learning a lot more than like a specialized uh like an art historian I I don’t think it’s a necessarily a good
Job I think it’s a Cy job but I don’t think they make any money I think they you know you’d make more money like taking your shot at buying uh and playing the auction game and being a buyer and and and specializing on something um at the same time as being a
Shitty runner at least you’re getting paid cuz trust me when I tell you you’re getting paid the same amount of money like there’s not much difference those those like high futin art degree chicks aren’t getting $100,000 a year from Souther Beast they just there’s not that
Many ass there’s not that many jobs and those jobs are so sought after by the [ __ ] like these rich wives are like I’m the I’m the rug historian for the the blah blah blah Museum like no the auction a is and you’re just some lady
That gets paid 20 bucks an hour to like clean vases but uh efficient picture taking listing and and um information and uh researching uh individual items is uh is going to do those people are always in need and modernizing a Podunk auction has more legs than working as a
[ __ ] uh a coffee getter at a a [ __ ] auction in my opinion even though you’re exposed to a higher-end clientele I don’t think there’s a dollar in it for you and the pieces that you’re selling you can’t afford them and it’s nothing personal it’s just you know what are you
Going to do [ __ ] buy a one3 million you it just doesn’t I bought one painting for $119,000 that [ __ ] happens all the time you know so they find suckers too you know the the auction game is the auction game whether you’re buying [ __ ] Pokemon cards and Beanie Baby
Collections or you’re buying um you know not all the [ __ ] that’s being sold at sbe’s auction is going to be worth you know Blue Chip art is Blue Chip art and trust me you ain’t playing in that game no offense um and then the rest of it is
Like still margin you know what I mean like at those blue chip art auctions there are 20 other pieces that sell that people lose money on I’ve been to the ones where it’s like and the Picasso and 1.1 million wear and 1.2 million I have and then there’s like and this umbrella
Stand for 40,000 you know what I mean I’m like yeah cool I’ve owned that yeah like I’ve owned like you know and I and I I’m so bitter about them because the auction house is such [ __ ] like I have the rugs that sell at these auctions but between the commissions that they take
Which are aggressive 30 you know stupid and they treat you like you’re a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] yeah hey I have 400 you know oh we can assign you maybe they treat you like ass you could tell them you have like oh I don’t I’m sorry I’m not bringing
You five picassos you [ __ ] [ __ ] like they’ll literally hit you with something like oh if you had like a Monae I’d be interested in that you want to like take them by their ankles and throw them down flights of stairs that’s every conversation I’ve ever had with s
Bees I’ll have like pieces that are good yeah that like sell in their auctions and they’re like well we’re more interested in Keith Herring Originals right now I’m like oh are you that’d be like in a m dealership you’re Trading in your Honda CRV and I’m like well what
We’re buying right now is rare Lamborghini do you have rare Lamborghini and all those people deserve is Buckshot sought off Buckshot um yeah so again thank you for uh we got John makes videos with 25 bucks you inspired me to pick up some beater rugs from a house in Ventura one Persian
Uh uh 3×7 uh 3 foot by 7 in by 5T by 2 in those are the measur y y yal mhm y a l a m e h okay um I like in a Dusty quote 100-year-old Turkish Sparta with bald spots on the pile Oh in a Sparta yeah
Um asparta don’t sell anything I can do for that one asparta don’t typically sell that well this look yeah call Sweet good for you though um yeah Sparta color colorways it’s just like a funny inside joke I have with my uh my rug dealer about as Sparta that like mauve and and
Blue colorway don’t sell that well um but yeah know these these sherz uh kamay you know Northwest Persian rugs these sell pretty well so good for you buddy um hey they’re fun what am I going to say you know like like I like I get in people so blindly just spend like Rolex
8,000 Balenciaga jacket 1900 like I see people spend you know people you guys spend money your generation spends [ __ ] money yeah but like I don’t know if you get a Keen Eye you can find some [ __ ] that you at least get to use you know what I mean um we
Get Aaron with 25 bucks hey Nick I have five grand I have saved up since September by this time next year I think I can get to 20 grand and want to put a down payment on a house but I’m worried I won’t show enough income and I’m only
19 you won’t how do I qualify make more money I know or get a cosigner have your mother cosign or your father but that’s dangerous so you got to have a really good relationship and make sure that they can swing it y um make more money
You know uh two years stated income same income right I’ve been through that a lot in my life I get it um that’s one of the problems quitting jobs and being a [ __ ] animal you know you can make a lot of money but you don’t have
Justifiable income so if your plan is to like get into a job make as much money as you can you’re going to be on burnout mode so buy a house in the second year the second year quantif uh qualifiable 24 months in you can say look I made
45,000 I made you know but make more money and make more money not in cash make more money like on the books um they’ll allow a little bit of like like oh he works with this you know sometimes they’ll allow that I don’t even know if
They do anymore um I’m a little rusty I need to get uh Adam Del Monaco on a mortgage broker will give me he should come on they’re slow right now yeah um but um yeah you got to make a little bit more money buddy um or you’re going to
Have to get a co-signer um and only do like parents only um but make sure you have the plan completely figured out good good for you on getting the saving the five grand get to the 20 hit me up let’s start looking at prices on stuff 20 grand down we’ll get you something
For about 150 to 225 Grand that’s what you should start shopping in that price range and uh good luck my man but but um you know exploring a co-signer isn’t the worst thing you you’ve ever uh you’re ever going to do so just keep that in mind don’t don’t feel bad about that
Don’t feel like a piece of [ __ ] um if they can swing it use them if you if you’re young and hungry and you’re in an area where you think you can make money just let’s see what you’re looking at first before we do that and then uh you
Know let’s get to uh let’s get through an election cycle and then a year after and uh and see but good good on you buddy oh yeah um you got any no all right we’re a small business yeah we’re a small business we appreciate High yeah please
Sh shop me a high hell take a look at what’s out there uh these rugs are in $4 million houses they sure are um all over heres stop smoking C stop ashing your cigarettes into Diet Coke can yeah don’t do that when they spill over when they
Drink them piece of [ __ ] you want Italian glass but uh yeah these are the rugs that people collect [ __ ] like this I know it seems nuts trust me that rugs in my office um yeah I get I know they’re ridiculous but trust me when you start shopping I see them a little bit
Less nuts every day you take them you keep them with you they’re photogenic as hell and they work um I appreciate it that’s that painting right there um we’re not crazy yeah I’m not nuts trust me go shop uh Upstate rugs Blue Parakeet this that or the other thing go go look
Um I promise you I sleep at night these are the ones they are all old they are all real um I have them in my own house and I I I I work them I beat the [ __ ] I spill wine on them I piss I [ __ ] on them
I eat my own Kaka I put chips in them I put I put a modem in my rug I can put a modem in anything I can put a modem in your ashes yeah that Nokia phone that you had one in 2004 you can play snake
On it I know I know about the I’m playing snake with your bank accounts 43 21 I’m just guessing all your your passcodes so we will see you Thursday we’ll see you Thursday if we’re not in another country doing stand up if we’re not in Australia doing stand up not all
They doing all kinds of [ __ ] up stand up or something we don’t even know what we’re going to be doing next we don’t even know what we’re going to be doing next do literally from die to die I don’t even know
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Please update Gumroad. The last stream from Sam was uploaded on 11/22 while Nick’s was 10/26.
Did the stream end abruptly for everyone else?
Haven't watched these regularly but this is some of the best content that exists ill be tuning in next time thanks Nick and Chris
Start 0:57
@7:36 haha, a kill Tony/ William Montgomery reference.
I ain’t NEVER GON STOPP
Congratulations on the 300k subs
dude. i laughed so hard at them doing that outdated truman capote shit. couldnt believe my eyes.
Ayyyy
Chris is good but charles, nick's brother, and jet are better co hosts imo
At least he isn't screaming about wanting to fuck 200 dogs.
Shout out Memphis strangler 💪🏻🔥
I gotta start catching these live. There's a good chance you'll get gifted membership
I know prison things…
Lads stop asking about car sales jobs, get creative or put your head down and do some research. Jeeeeezus
Nick should start a car salesman school. Then a real estate flipper school.
I FOUND OUT THE SECRET!¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He put micro chips in the micro chips. They never saw it coming.
waking the cadaver rules! BRRRIIIEEEEEE THERE MERRRCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you nick omfg
2 me, da moist impordan ting is 4 u 2 b hidding da lik buddon 🇩🇴
Lynch looks like he has been on a five day bender and woke up in the alley behind I hop
Bought tickets for the mtl show but like a fucking retard i saw the date on ticket was friday march 1st and showed up friday night instead of thursday . Fucking aye
The Chris Beck impressions are killing me.
The UP Gas Station house is not uncommon there. It's very remote. Ive been in that exact gas station more than once driving through that area (good idea to stop and fill up every where you pass because the stations will run out of gas on holiday weekends until i got a truck with a 32 gallon gas tank.)
I second the limewash on brickwork. Do NOT paint that shit, bricks gotta breathe my friends.
Roadrage during the morning commute is why i don't carry a piece in the car, the devil is on my shoulder all the way to work
Nick is like an AI that generates perfect impressions of anyone on Earth
Montreal was so sick man so happy I made the trek from Ottawa, you guys are awesome
Intro is badass