Manchester City is looking like the team to beat in the Premier League yet again this season after defeating Manchester United 3-1 in England’s biggest derby!
Can anyone stop Manchester City in their quest for a fourth consecutive Premier League title? It certainly doesn’t seem likely at the moment, even with Liverpool ahead of them on the table. Christian and Alexis break down City’s comeback victory over their crosstown rivals and recap the other important results from around the EPL. The guys also discuss the shocking refereeing blunder in the Real Madrid-Valencia match, round-up Matchweek 2 of the MLS season, analyze the USWNT’s scrap with Colombia in the Women’s Gold Cup, and react to an interesting conversation from @PabloTorreFindsOut . Let us know what you think of this packed episode in the comments!
Chapters:
0:00 – Intro
9:44 – City outclass United in the Manchester Derby!
27:30 – Incredible referee blunder in Real Madrid-Valencia!
33:29 – MLS Matchweek 2 recap!
49:44 – USWNT chooses violence in the Women’s Gold Cup!
58:41 – Post-nut clarity for professional athletes?
1:08:14 – Wrap-up
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Yes hello everybody okay wow it was sultry that was a little different that was a little creepy how are we I mean I could try to be a little bit deeper I don’t think this is deep baby girl how are you now you’re having of your CL it’s not that cre it’s
Not that it’s not that romantic everybody is now uh aware that I have uh updated our soundboard and Alexis is now going to be using some of these features to incorporate into our program I have a feeling that the soundboard will be moving slightly further away for me
Throughout the episode okay Alexis has a new toy but I still got my old joints what’s good everybody what’s good uh as always it’s the cooligans Buddy uh welcome to the cooligans my my name is Christian poano I’m Alexis Guerreros all right your favorite joke slanging comedians talking about footy don’t make
Me hit that high voice and say what else we slanging out here okay uh that’ll make more more sense later in the show we’re going to be it’s going to get a little uh sultrier you know cover the children’s ears folks we’re going to have some alone time with the cooligans
You feel me so uh a lot it’s what you’ve always wanted folks okay people have been saying this show is not you know it doesn’t make me wet enough people our comments are always like y’all ain’t doing it for me n it used to be like
Walking through a car wash I don’t but not anymore y’all fell off as soon as I dried up all right damn okay I wanted to make an announcement about a child’s Academy that’s doing really well but I’m going to wait a little bit so they can
Clip that out give it a second yeah we should let let it rest sorry it’s a little bit of adult only in school right now uh what’s good everybody a lot to go over today a lot of uh a lot of announcements a lot of news uh major
League soccer going we announcements we have announcements yes because um the the main announcement is uh the the Premier League FanFest uh I will be mcing the Premier League FanFest uh yes you will this uh this year in Nashville or this uh who knows if they do it again
This year but uh yes I will uh I’ll I’ll be the host you see it there go to um nbcsports.com mornings live Nashville if you want to register uh we we’ve had an incredible time uh doing this we did this in Orlando we did this in Alexis can’t be a
Part of it I mean I think you guys could figure out why you figure it out why you can’t be a part of the NBC Premier League f yeah it’s a it’s a slightly different acronym than the one that shows up on my past though so I cannot I can’t ruffle the feathers
Exactly with a peacock you know what I mean okay so uh yeah so that’s why some people are asking why is it just uh uh you know Christian I mean and I have to tell him Alexis got canceled bro I just uh too many he’s too problematic yeah
Dude you guys knew it all along but who cares bro you’re going to do an amazing so I’m still April 6th and 7th in downtown Nashville what did you did you say sixth I did not say I say April 6th thank God I’m like do not turn English
On us bro that’s not that ain’t G to happen to me dog okay you hit me with a Cheerio on the way in you’ll never hear an English accent out of me but you might hear this okay you know uh this is uh this is the new meme oh no well
What this is the this is I’m going to talk to I was with I said you should have been the ref so um yeah so April 6th and 7th uh come through if you are uh especially you in Tennessee I got to get you a cowboy hat bro bro I’m going to be
Dressed like Beyonce from Texas Texas no hold them bro okay so I’m I’m going be you know basically preaching about what Beyonce can do country and she is country pay some respect she is from Houston I’m going to go to I mean National she don’t need no country music
Radio station country music radio stations need her all right so uh Beyonce you might not make it out of live Nashville because Nashville is is the the mecca of of country music Dolly Parton bro bro you going to turn this into Cash drill you feel me Johnny
Cashville yo you might even turn it into a smashville okay well my wife would not be happy if that was the case no but she she maybe she could go make it romantic get away not a super romantic got hon a lot of Bach R Part B R parties
Are very common yeah a lot of wooing yeah yeah my wife is actually going to a bachel r party uh like in two weeks oh she going to smash though Dam I hope she isn’t oh no you ripped theart the family for a for a funny I looked at the plan
Ticket and it says smashville Tennessee where are you going so damn you land and then take off and then land and then take off bro no I’m not happy about all that yo I need to check my wife’s itinerary while I’m gone so uh yes April
6 and 7th uh go register if you want to if you’re nearby or or you you want to uh you know hang out with some tofes Nashville has a a great toffee supporter uh a group the candy or the team the team the the Nashville toffees all right
So uh yeah all yo go to Nashville and let my boy know how much nicer it is to not have me yelling upset into the microphone so it’s gonna be dope hanging out obviously Rebecca Low the two Robbies Tim Howard uh it’s always a lot
Of fun so come through I’m so sad maybe I’ll go maybe I’ll go and hang out okay we’ll see all right we’ll see I got a little trip of my own plan can’t really talk about exactly Alexis has to uh I’m going to smashville what smashville like this time of
Year so uh all right going to smash town you were you you wanted to mention the project gold right yes shout to project go project go uh is an organization in uh Rhode Island that we’ve worked with before we hosted like a Galla for them
Once and they got they just had uh some just some great news they they got I believe a grant they got a grant which is huge and if you don’t know project go is a great opportunity for athletes to learn so they’ve been 20 years as the 20th anniversary 100% free tutor ing
Mentoring Transportation soccer coaching school at soccer supp when we found out about this they asked us to host their event uh we we had a wear suits there’s a photo of the two of us at a podium in suits and we were we were very staunched
About not wearing but for this event we did it we got to hang out with Shaka his remember that lady that um it was like a a grandma or like one of the like the kids and stuff like that and she won she won something like a it was a raffle or
Something like that and we were taking photos with everyone who was in the raffle and she asked us to to give her a kiss and both of us so it’s both of us kissing this like just old white lady and it’s like the sweetest thing in the world like like a Barefoot
Contessa just like both of us tonging down the wasn’t that they’re going to you’re going to clip this part out different picture than I if I remember correctly there was also the autographed soccer ball by like Mark Anthony the singer and we just kept roasting we couldn’t believe that Mark
Anthony signed the soccer ball for no reason he’s never once kicked a soccer ball in his life uh my man he does uh he saas before taking penalties yeah yeah you celebrating early dog it’s a confusion but dude uh 95% uh graduation from high school rate I mean they’re
Absolutely incredible what they do for the community out there in Providence Rhode Island and in the surrounding areas and we need more groups like this shout out to Darius who’s the the I believe the president of the organization and and they even got I believe they have one player from Pro
The the project goal like uh program that made it professional that made that plays on the New England Revolution so uh so they have uh they have their Gala the thing we hosted they have it coming up June 13th in proest Ro Island Rhode Island uh it looks like their special
Guest is going to be Steve nickel uh who you got a lot of you guys know from espnfc and former Liverpool Scotland Legend and head coach from uh any reevs New England Revolution bunch of cool stuff I mean they’re they’re great people if you’re anywhere in that area
And you have a little bit of of uh money uh in your pocket burning a hole give it to these guys cuz they’re absolutely amazing seriously awesome organization and congrats yeah they they were awarded a FIFA Foundation Grant uh so and it’s one of 130 organizations globally being
Awarded and only one of six organizations selected from the United States so it’s a really really dope uh uh accomplishment and Milestone uh for an organization that genuinely uh does really really great things uh uh for uh kids and families uh in that area and we
Met them in person and like even some of the alumni and stuff like that so it’s just a great great story so uh happy to share that info okay um let’s get into some football news let’s go um because the Manchester Derby happened uh over the weekend and uh it happened City fans
Know that United fans like no that couldn’t be it it happened a little bit more uh you know harshly to the to to the Manchester United fans but the Manchester Derby I think this was one of those games sometimes feels like a trap game given this title race feels like a
Trap game sometimes for City where uh you know the the the record has not you know necessarily been incredibly dominant right United they win I’ll look it up from time we got to look at the head-to-head but the LA I mean in recent history well 15 times in a row um uh
United 15 times in a row that United took an early lead they uh they ended up not losing that match right there was like they were mentioning on the broadcast about like leading at halftime like Manchester United back a decade in general but against against uh against
City itself 15 times in a row that that they had gone up first mhm they won that match or did not lose City have actually won it looks like seven of the last 10 yeah they’ve been pretty significant uh it’s been in their favors pretty significantly but um I think the
Difficult part of this match is like the beginning the first 10 minutes you’re like okay I see how United want to try to try to do and then that rashford goal goes in and you’re like yo this might work yeah and then that rashford Miss and you’re like yo this ain’t going to
Work whose idea was this bro yeah there’s a um there’s it’s essentially um you know once the rashford goal went in and I saw you know Tim Howard uh in the halftime in the broadcast uh Rebecca Low asked Tim Howard and Robbie must like can they do this can they can they hold
On hold on yeah cuz it was one nil at half it was one nil and a half and and Tim Howard um was like no this is how they’re not they can’t do it Robbie mus was like you know what there might there might be a possibility Robie mus is the
Romantic Robbie like if they can just defend like maybe there’s a way Tim Howard’s like y’all need to wake up this a was like if they can defend the way they defend maybe they can do it but what it also you know the United having the lead at halftime also required
Erling Holland missing the I mean it was inches from the damn goal do you want to know the XG on that shot go for it do you want to guess 0.99 it had to be it can’t there’s no there’s no shot that is that not at all the most they could get
To is like 93 or whatever the whatever the highest is yeah I mean it had to be at least but you know 808 n okay but the the the highest XG is if you have the ball on the line no goalkeeper that’s the highest yeah yeah
That’s Lally on the line that’s like 97% goes you got to be you got to be really dumb for this not to go you got to be like Welbeck for this not to go in you know what I mean not that he’s dumb but you know you got to be someone who is
Known to miss some free some easy shots and the fact that he missed that I was like nah but he’s going to get another chance it didn’t make me swing the other way it didn’t make me go like yo this is United’s day I was just like bro this
All you did was make him angrier you know all you did was make him more more furiously want to score yeah I mean it it’s you know un usual for him to miss such an opportunity so me and Nico had an argument maybe we could play it I
Know you can’t play it on the show but maybe you could look at it okay I think the way the cross came in where he was running it was too high for him to really get a foot on it and too low for him to get his head on yeah yeah that it
Was at a weird angle but not an excuse not an excuse because we’ve seen early Holland could do double back flip yeah bicycle kick and you’re like oh okay this is part for the course he’s got that like ter Movie Vision you know what I mean or what predator and all he sees
Is the goal in the ball exactly but it just felt like it was put in an awkward position not an excuse for him to miss it in any way shape or for all game is always like he wakes up in the morning he’s like so uh so that’s what we expect uh
Uh from him um but yes you think in fact his head is you should score a goal right now score score they’re going to drop you score it’s like hat me I voice just yes is like please score I just is yeah earling Holland’s in our monologue and and pep guardiola’s actual
Voice right there you heard it shout out to them for joining the show really sounds like I I hope people just like for some reason missed the first few minutes of the show and then just kind of started paying attention to their airpods and they’re like what is
Happening okay so um I mean look this is going to cause a problem for the next couple years so get used to it everybody this soundboard um I still foden’s head is like you know what I like shout out to voden uh so the uh so
Look it was a a game where that that second half I don’t know exactly what happened at halftime but I would imagine I’ll tell you bro United got nobody you saw their their subs a 19-year-old you never heard of they have amot which honestly did you see him his mistake for
The goal I did bot’s like a completely dud you cannot you cannot purchase a player because of the way they played in a tournament it just never works out man I think it’s a small everybody wants players based on the way they play at tournament I know that’s the biggest
Mistake who’s this dude at the World Cup that plays for chile yeah why isn’t I need him on my team why isn’t he the starting Striker from my team you know what and then you’re like bro this guy can’t tie his own shoes but that’s the
Thing I mean you know the uh look the the especially with a you bring in a player like that you bring in a midfielder when you bring in a midfielder you are and remember Eric ten hog basically said he would he par paraphrasing that he would sort of cure
A lot of their ills right granted that was when they had Lisandro Martinez and and their full backline they’re very injured at the moment it there’s a certain thing that happens look with midfielders you bring in a midfielder you want a a person that is like give me some peace of mind that’s
All I want I don’t I just don’t want mistakes out of you I don’t need you to score a bunch of goals I don’t need you know uh uh goal line clearances from you you got no other responsibilities besides focus focus that’s all I need is
Focus guys that have the same Jersey as you yeah yeah yeah yeah keep the ball at your feet until you’re ready to pass yeah because don’t hand it to the guys in powder blue the uh I mean it was a poor uh giveaway in a very dangerous
Area and then as soon as erling Holland got the ball you you I there’s something uh this is why he’s such a great Striker because uh he’s he’s incredible with both feet except except from you know when he hit it over the bar don’t make
It too easy somebody can do but I love what he did because as the ball he takes a touch and as the ball is rolling towards you know inside the the 18 Yard Box he’s he’s lining up Onana to see what he’s going to do he he looks like
He’s about to strike it with his right foot then he moves to the other side of the ball and hits it with his left or right Ona’s like I don’t know if you’re going near post far post I don’t know I think that’s two dudes I don’t think
That’s one guy out there for for it it’s hard to tell sometimes whether Hollands is left or right footed I mean that’s incred Striker taking a shot it’s so uh so wild but yeah a terrible mistake from armbot and obviously he’s getting look at the subs they brought in Willie
Kamala a 19-year-old Frenchman and as soon as he did pep knew what he was doing he started overloading him with Julian Alvarez playing combos around him Anthony I mean at this point it didn’t didn’t went did you see the image when Eric tenan hog is talking to Anthony
About going in the game he it looks like he’s like all right you’re going to go here you’re going to make a I’m like do you do you believe yourself time what is Anthony going to do this is like you talking your baby right and you’re like
Yo bro you are going to be quiet all night and we going to get extra sleep and the baby’s like I got my own I got my own plans BR y that baby sounds like B what you call it I just Anthony to me there was one where he was sort of
Holding his run to try to get in behind a pass was made he couldn’t get anywhere near it and then he turned around and he was like explaining what he he was I was trying to do that you you should have and in my head I’m like you wrong dog I
Don’t know what you’re saying it’s a it’s ain’t their fault that’s you I’m not even privy to the conversation and I know you are wrong here dude you can’t get on the pitch dog you get a chance you got to make the Run they want you to
Make it’s it’s odd and and I can’t tell if it’s like a a confidence issue a tactical issue is it Eric is it Mo and Eric ten the answer is yes because how is it Manchester United are they’re good players they know what they’re doing but
And and we know also that which one of those players right now would get in the city 11 um of all of United’s players or just the the the 11 you’re seeing on the screen right this moment Johnny Evans you got Johnny Evans gets in there for
Ruben the would Lindelof be in your left back if you there’s nobody there’s nobody I me maybe BR maybe rashford maybe rashford over over dku that’s probably that’s kind of crazy I don’t think so D’s didn’t have a great game doku didn’t have a great game but you
Don’t put can rashford do the linkup that you’re going to need to be on City I’m not I think doku is a very good player and has a lot of promise but right now how do you think erling Holland would feel about rashford trying to get in behind the line he’s like
You’re kind of doing my thing um so look but the point I was gonna make is that the the you know there were so many uh I I don’t know what the possession numbers were but Manchester United could not scroll down I think it was like 30 to 27
Actually Nico made a great Point uh City had more shots than uh than United had um the same amount of shots that United had possession possession actually was 26 this morning they adjusted for some reason this I mean this has to be the most embarrassing aspect of of playing
For Manchester United and you can’t even hold on to the ball and you can’t like I I everybody everybody’s at fault Bruno garnacho like just still the only stat that they win in is Big chances missed you don’t want to by the way they only had one big chance and they missed
It and they like you good on this percentage Yeah 100% we’ve got the pieces to begin to rebuild from now one for one you goody hey we going to do it again next week fellas it’s it’s embarrassing and and I don’t know and that’s so like when you look at possession number numers
Like this I understand that Manchester City are a good team but Manchester United should be able to I don’t know 40% possession like they should at least hit the threes some level of control look at the the the momentum chart here on F mob there’s just a this is this
This is even rashford’s goal they didn’t even have momentum they do a little bit you you got to zoom in and you’ll see the little see a little peak of red on the left see it right there I don’t even see that right there you’re on it hey am
I on it okay oh my God it’s almost invisible they’re like y you started to have and there’s a little tiny one right after the half unbelievable no this is embarrassing I mean I I get the that you know City are City and and you know I
Know United City does this to a lot of teams though like I don’t want to harp on United they’re bad but they can’t do this to Manchester United this is a derby bro this is the point I’m trying to make like there’s a there’s there’s something that you have to say to
Yourself that it has to feel more competitive than this yeah you have to be able to walk away with your head held high and I got to be honest I don’t know what the plan is for inos and Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Omar berada and whoever
Else they hire but I get the feeling that Eric tenh is not part of that plan I don’t see how man it’s just like the I get it’s a big you know like you know what they do in mbappe how Luis Enrique is benching him like took him out the
Half crazy that was crazy he went and sat with his mom yes I did see that yeah yo they should do that to Eric tanok you know what I mean like yo second half we’re going to let somebody else get a little bit of run right here yo go out go to the
Cafeteria watch oh my je again from there uh yeah that was also what they call they call it a Cantina did you know that oh yeah yeah it sounds like uh Star Wars yeah or the canteen yeah canteen is the the actual to us it’s the round
Thing you drink from but to them it’s like their food haul oh all right well they they got to fix that they got to fix that canteen is the thing you drink from when you want a horse just a a a a quick uh it’s the OG Stanley Cup a quick
Uh just reaction to some of the Prem Premier League results you want to talk about West Ham Everton why why you talking about other Premier League results I thought we talking about the other European results real MADD Real Madrid bro that was a crazier result than anything that’s happened in the
This weekend well okay yeah we I I have that in my notes I was going to mention that I was just uh oh you mean uh he’s going to ask us about no no no that is not on the docket for the specific thing to ask about but the oh come in thank
You it’s okay we’re getting a delivery we got some mail it’s all good um you too very sweet Liverpool winning against ning forest in uh the final seconds have a nice day um a big uh big three points uh for Liverpool not even Forest huge should have never happened should have never
Happened some people what was the issue exactly so uh there’s a foul and I think it’s uh colum hson Ado is he the one he’s the player on nting of forest has possession of the ball when the play is stopped because of an injured player
Yeah and then the B ised Topo to restart it should have never happened it should have stayed with now there was a minute and a half in a in a corner and there was a lot of time before that header goes in but the prevailing thought is it
Should have possession should have stay with n force and then maybe they score they were starting to build a little momentum a little tiny bit and then the future me yeah the owner of Nottingham Forest he pops out on the pitch and chases the ref dude yeah this is a a
Common we’re seeing this a little bit too much from owners remember the the Greek owner that he’s Greek oh this guy’s Greek this is the guy the other dude brought a gun on the pit he pulled the Tulie out he didn’t pull it though
No he show it he had it though a very famous photo of him like Hey you see why I got that dang on me you might want to watch him out but there was a time when um what’s his name Angelos evangelos marinakis Angelos marinus uh he was
Olympos owner he was mad at the refs in um in Greece and it was Mark clattenburg remember him yeah he was the head of the refs well not in a forest just hired hired as a consultant as a consultant and he said yo that’s the wrong call
Well of course you are well the guy who chased you is your boss dude yeah the I saw Mark glenberg was on like a radio show and and kind of he said never lost he was he was uh giving his commentary but so we’re we’re in like a strange
Space where like yo hey yo yo clatty get your get your bag tell your boys get your bag but it’s it’s a little bit of like yo you’re gonna you got out of it you got out and now you’re talking about you know what what it’s like on the
Inside yeah yeah yeah yeah you you I was going to make a reference to something but it it was it was a theme we can’t talk about or else we get docked on this here on this here platform okay well done well done um the couple the the
Luten toown Aston Villa game it’s like that it’s like that I’ll explain it in a break you all get it um luten toown Aston Villa also really good game uh big win foron Villa winning it late after luten town uh tied it um and uh just a
Uh uh Luca Luca D SC how about ali Watkins go to Ali Watkins real quick go back to unbelievable he what a season consistent so consistent two goals click on his click on his name and then go to uh player profile okay look at the amount of goals this man has 16 goals
And 10 assists in 27 matches that’s the most goal contributions of anyone in the league wow so I mean anyone that’s including earling Holland who yeah was injured for a little while but this man like never misses any anytime whatever we’re getting to uh Player of the Year
Kind of conversations with Ali Watkins no there’s something about him that says he’s primed for a big move before player of the year I think a villa get Champions League I think think he’s got to be a serious consideration for play the year I agree uh I feel like he’s
Going to get sold to a bigger Club I don’t know what he’s on financially but uh but yeah impressive uh uh wins yes I mean Everton did lose in uh very just terrible fashion to to that Betto goal though that Betto goal was nice but also
Not going to help you in the table but actually T of Misses uh he had a couple uh really bad that’s he does misses so um so yeah another po result for Everton not that much of a surprise the Valencia Real Madrid we have to talk about this
Because this was a a controversial uh uh decision referee referees we should we should just have like a a referee how how who which referee effed up that’s a new seg like we got cuz there’s always one and at least going to be H we should
Do this the top 10 a big list so uh so the referee if you did not watch this game Valencia RA Madrid ended uh 22 but um they Real Madrid are are are pressing in the end they’re trying to get uh uh the game winner oh they score they do
Score but as the ball is kicked into the box while it is in the air the referee Blows the Whistle for the the final the final whistle have you ever seen that before I have never seen that I mean no the the game did go it it was in I think
There were four minutes stoppage I don’t remember the exact but it was a minute over it might have been five or six or something like that but it was a minute over that so uh there were there’s a lot of reasons why there was like a uh an
Injury there was there were reasons why the game could have gone on a little bit longer so it’s understandable that he does not blow nobody would have been upset that he didn’t blow the whistle but the decision to blow the whistle in that exact moment a little sus as the
Cross is going in is just not a great look man so what I what I will say uh gazen what I will say is I I understand blowing the whistle as what player was it was it Diaz who had the ball I for Danny Carvajal I believe Danny Carvajal
As Danny Carvajal runs out of the box with the ball with possessions I get maybe blowing the whistle there and it’s not like he makes a safe pass he turns faces the defender and starts and what I truly believe I if I’m not mistaken the whistle is blown as
The cross is being right we’re looking at the image itself uh from uh somebody on Twitter this is the moment the whistle was going this so the ball is you see where the ball is it is a it is close to the six-yard Box essentially
Yes but and you and you can see where the based on where they’re looking it is literally a split second away from getting to the player yes and the ball ends up getting to Bellingham he has it and gamewinner uh or so we thought and uh
And and everyone was Furious uh I mean the coaches the players Bellingham ended up getting a red card uh for for for descent after arguing the decision but this just I just it makes no sense I don’t get it nobody would it’s like yo nobody would have been mad at you maybe
The Valencia fans for like maybe because you they would have wanted the whistle blown earlier but when it comes to refereeing decisions as far as like time everybody’s like only the ref knows and if if that’s what he says then that’s what he says and the the conversation
People would have been upset with you for like a day or to and then they then people would have gone on with their lives but this makes it a billion times worse so the reason I don’t want there to be like an actual clock that tells you the fans when specifically it’s over
Is because it it removes the it removes the what’s it the subject ambiguity or the ambiguity subjectivity the subjectivity allowing the ref to be like no this Mo of play this absolute this this action right here needs to play on but the negative to that is you’re
Letting this guy blow the wh whistle in the middle of what is a goal this a goal is scored from this cross look I I will argue that I think the by the way they got away with one of Alia Alia should have had one win and it should be
Against right can you believe they haven’t won any games so far this is crazy uh it’s it’s brutal but they should have won against Real Madrid but this is a different game yeah nobody’s going to feel that much Sympathy For Real Madrid because they they do get a
Lot of favorable calls um but the uh I will argue that I think the goal happens because the whistle is blown because when you hear the whistle and you we obviously can’t play the footage but when you when the players hear the Whistle the the Valencia players kind of
Freeze and kind of stop and and Bellingham gets the opportunity to to to you know finish the opportunity yeah but that’s that’s subjective that’s like neither here nor there a goal is scored it it’s it’s just such a bad uh just a bad look I again you blow the whistle
And I I think somebody had pointed this out the the the ref um when when uh kajal is is running out out of the box running away from the goal he he he makes the gesture to to to blow the whistle and he and he puts it back down
He doesn’t and then that that in that moment as I think it’s because he expected caraja to make a safe pass if he does make the safe pass out further yeah blow the whistle there no one has a problem exactly but you he he turns and
You blow the whistle anyway as the ball is kicked like it’s just but this is just one of those split-second decision was the what was the reason for pulling the pulling the the whistle out of his mouth is because he’s like oh play is continuing yeah yeah so and then he was
Like man it could have been like as Bellingham is heading it towards the go B the whistle like no done we’re done here uh just dude I blew the whistle like eight minutes ago I should have told you guys it’s just such a uh look I mean these are fractions of seconds that
To to make the these decisions and obviously a lot of responsibil is put on these rest but this is just a bad decision that’s worse the in the indecisiveness is why it’s worse everybody will say this if you’re if you’re in relationships or anything the they say indecision is worse than a bad
Decision because it causes more stress and more problem so this is what this is what you know he he made his bed bro by by by not being sure of what decision to so ridiculous uh okay coming back State side it was a crazy weekend in Europe
Like we just discussed it was also a crazy weekend in MLS we had snow games we had Luis Suarez coming back from the dead we had a lot of different story lines to cover in MLS what do you guys want to talk about from this I we we can
Start with uh let’s start with a Snow Game because that was so RSL against a uh lafc and uh just a I mean it was comical yeah hug AR was like man I ain’t built for this I’m too old but what I signed up for him um La is supposed to
Be like sunny and nice ain’t nobody skateboarding on a nobody told me America was like this Dam bro I can’t even see the crowd because the snow and the crowd have the same color palette thought I thought I was just getting uh Christian nationalism and no
Gun control I didn’t know I was going to get this yeah why does Kyle Walker want to come here so bad Utah an interesting state what’s special about this city so look but um so as I’m watching the game I even I’m feeling cuz as I’m watching
The game I’m like I cannot wait for the postgame comments because I know they’re about to be listen chundo is about to tell you how he really feels so I as I’m watching the game and you see the effort from the players of just like everybody’s trying
But it’s just like yo why are we doing this who is this for all that was just La cuz uh Ral Salt Lake was like yo we good they got like Caribbean Latin American players just rolling around in this snow dude the uh yeah chich arango scores uh
Scores against his former team does a snow angel slipping and sliding over like oh I ain’t going to celebrate I won an MLS Cup well nah he’s like bro throwing snowballs snow angels he made a snowman called it cherundolo and knocked it over bro I’m like did was there some bad
Blood what happened out here so but there’s something there is I guess there has to be some kind of um understanding that you don’t celebrate against your former team unless there a there’s a foot of snow on the ground okay they like wow I’m not going to have fun I’m a
Kid I’m being a kid here kids out here I’m not being disrespectful I’m having a good time so what’s worse is that you’re not here making so just with me yeah yeah wow at least make me some you know hot chocolate so so that was uh entertaining to say
The least um and chundo was not happy about it he he uh some of his comments were essentially um that the game should have been uh postponed and and we shouldn’t be playing in in conditions like this but we’re as especially as Americans we know the the the I didn’t
Even know the name of the game but the the the the US um Costa Rica Costa Rica game that was in the snow that was was that a snow game that was that was a qualifier if I’m not mistaken a woke up qualifier um the snowball or something
Like that snowball maybe I forgot what the name of it is but the um we had the other one um Colorado had the one that was like against Portland remember wasn’t there like a Red Bull game against DC in the playoffs that was like cancelled but then they decided to
Play it anyway and like half the fans had left so we we have these from time to time you have like we’ve been getting like you know uh given climate change and uh nobody’s care for that we we get a we get a guarantee about one snow game
A year the funny thing thing is though this is a summer league so 99% of the games are played in disgustingly H weather and then this one is like a foot of snow which is kind of funny so as I’m watching I’m like a foot of I don’t know
How it felt like a foot of snow but did you know that this was a thunder snow yeah I did he sounds also sounds like an indoor soccer team okay I I play for them the Salt Lake City Thunder St Thunder a minor league baseball team for
They were getting uh Thunder in the during the snowstorm and it was like you must have been like get me out of here bro the first I thought the guns was the major issue the first half was uh you know it was it was snow why we breaking
This game down no I’m just saying it’s just like the Rea it was kind of I’m reacting to U Chelo’s I’m setting up that that t say tandalo said we should have played this game and pra said yeah us too no y has Orlando my bad yeah no
That’s what I’m saying how badly they lost to Miami oh okay oh interesting okay didn’t I thought you it’s a good bit it was a good bit I didn’t get it but jolo’s like the weather out here is also real bad um but so so we’re we’re
Used to sort of uh uh seeing this in uh all kind of all over the world I mean it’s not uh it’s not crazy to see snow games I think it’s the the the thing I was concerned about was that like the the ball wouldn’t move well on the snow
But it kind of did I mean it was a lot of snow yeah this isn’t like a waterlog pitch is yeah this is more the ball was moving the players are slipping Charlie said you cannot feel your feet at all yeah yeah I can imagine that so lafc
Just it just didn’t work out for them this time around but uh it is what it is that is Major League Soccer uh actually I don’t know if you heard uh Major League Soccer send a letter to cherundolo asking him not to belabor the point about the weather about the
Weather that was that’s a big issue there’s a there’s a there’s a strike going on right now with with the weather I don’t if you heard little dude the replacement snow not as good as the original Snow little weather dispute um the um okay a couple other
Things so the uh how about Lis Suarez found his knees man we can be bu rebuild him we have the technology bro if you build him he will score Luis Suarez uh getting two goals and an assist uh bro he looked incredible he did also but I got to I
Got to give credit what credit is due are we talking about grle we’re talking about julan gel b b shabi gresle inesta Andrea gresle wow my man was pinging balls through why were we saying before over here before the season began as soon as swarez was announced we were
Like yo and and Julian GLE uh joined we were like yo who’s going to be pinging in some crosses um and then and weirdly enough because of the injuries uh for inter Miami they had to put Julian gresle in the Midfield yeah yeah yeah essentially and he looked incredible
Best game I think he’s played in a while he has I mean but you know the goal the Suarez’s first goal came from gresle out wide and it was also Not only was it a great cross but it was just like there’s something I think we’ve spoken to Julian
Gresle about this I think when maybe when we did the live show or or one of the times he was on the show but of just like his technique and he and how much he works on crossing the ball and if you look at the goal um the that that the
First uh Suarez goal Suarez uh well you see gr this is where he kicks it in stride yes it is really impressive yeah and but but there’s something to it to it we’re we’re looking at it now it almost it almost looks like he’s meaning
To pass it to someone Beyond ex he he does something with his eyes where it looks like when he passes to Suarez I was like oh I didn’t know he was going to pass it what Suarez steal that we at it now but this just look at he’s he’s
Looking like he’s going to go far post and there and so there’s something to it’s not just out here just willy-nilly making crosses hoping somebody gets end chess not only is he he’s making the correct pass but he is also throwing the keeper off cuz cuz Suarez also hit the
Ball near post so the the keeper is expecting a a far post cross right so his feet aren’t settled he’s he’s moving backwards and and look look into Miami absolutely dominated or Orlando uh bro this is how good of a game swore is and and greso we haven’t even mentioned
Messi and he had a great game he had a fantastic game um I mean I believe two goals and an assist uh definitely two goals two goals I don’t know if he had an assist but I would not be uh surprised the the second goal for just
Two goals for Messi the second goal for Suarez though the pass from gresle oh my god dude gresle was on one bro I was just the little flick over yeah well it kind of found Suarez it did it was like one of those things with like the cartoon where everyone fights and like
The main guy out of this hey the ball did that there was a bunch of Defenders collided and the ball and Suarez had the ball on the other side of the of the fight just impressive stuff man uh so shout out to Julian gresle a friend of
The show yeah but this is what happens when Suarez has rest and isn’t asked to travel six hours correct on an airplane so can he keep this up all season I don’t know but I have a feeling at home he’s going to be pretty Unstoppable um
Messi also got two goals and then he scored on a header which is also it’s it’s like yo is this is my TV like all right like my picture correct like why is Messi scoring the header did anyone else actually scored off his chest in his chest yeah man you got two working
Legs and feet bro it’s crazy it’s kind of crazy but the the uh the header you same thing G is the ball’s in the air he’s like all right Messi’s gonna send in a a rocket golaso off his foot and I’m going be I’ll be right here
Preparing for it and the fact that he uses his head he’s just like what huh and the ball just I thought he wasn’t allowed to do that how many how many can you look this up uh Mike how many uh header goals has Messi scored in his
Career cuz there’s no I’d be surprised if it’s he’s scored a couple in MLS Messi yeah he scored one or two where there was like a we made a joke about it I don’t previously I don’t remember so as of September of 2023 so that’s prior to this MLS season he had
26 header goals in his career 26 header goals out of uh total how many total goals like 400 right 300 has to be like 5 600 no yeah I be looking up yeah yeah this is so I never thought about how many goals Messi is 824 20 some club and Country 20 some
[Laughter] 800 wow no yeah it’s a lot but so that’s not his Forte uh heading the ball in so that’s why was quite expected yeah he’s 4 foot nothing he’s like 5’6 I think uh but still yeah yeah so uh impressive game for inter Miami uh 5 nil absolutely
Dominant uh win in in the but now they got rid of DeAndre yedin and you seemingly or you assume he’s going to slide gresle to that right wing back so he might unless he tucks in you’re going to get rid of uh some of this effectivess so I saw this from um Matt
Doyle this is so who so obviously you it sucks that DeAndre Yellen uh essentially has to leave to basically free up cap space did you see Aaron Aaron West tweet no I didn’t it’s a picture of the of the like a huddle and it’s DeAndre ylin telling everyone what to do is said
Messi saw this and said enough right yeah dude it’s a uh M staring at him like huh he was obviously the former Captain for uh for inter Miami and uh just a great dude we we’ve had uh de on the show just this it feels like it’s not a a you know
A consequence of poor play it was just a you we need we need to no actually I think he’s a really really good fit for this Cincinnati I agree so the I saw Matt Doyle tweeted that the that his I don’t know if it’s a theory or a rumor
But that um that this frees up the opportunity to get uh s Seri Roberto s Roberto would be amazing from uh from obviously I don’t know is he still at Barcelona yeah he’s still at barcel yeah he’s a captain okay he’s Club captain of Barcelona I don’t know if that was a
Joke or real I mean he is you know he covers the league I’m assuming there might be some truth to it I don’t know um I also feel like they don’t tell Matt Dole anything I love the guy but I feel like he’d Spill the Beans in his aren’t
I haven’t seen bogur say anything of the sort I don’t know I’m just uh um speculating but real quick before we bounce out of MLS do you want to do a little O’s and oh no oh that’s right yeah we gota we got to do this and now
That we have the voice uh the voices we got to we can we can so uh so all right so we we’ll start we start with woes start with wo with W best player whoo okay so these are our woes all right so whoo um the I’m gonna
Have to say My Wo is gonna be um Joseph Martinez oh you stole mine really oh man go ahead I’ll think uh cuz he looked great um uh in Montreal get a way win um against uh FC Dallas I think you know Joseph Martinez there’s something to to
To CF Montreal where people I think sometime people think of them as like oh nobody really wants to play there or like of like like a step step sister club or something like I would say them in Colorado have the same Vibe which is like oh if you end up there that’s
Almost like punishment for yeah yeah it’s like some issue cuz cuz we’ve seen some I love Montreal Montreal is a great City it uh and the supporters awesome but there’s a little bit you know they did the Rebrand they were having some issues uh just poor play missing
Playoffs they had the re Rebrand right right right because the the you know when they had uh the the years that they had like nacho PTI I mean this I mean one of the better clubs in the Eastern Conference as soon now that the MLS is
Like at another a new version it feels like Montreal has been kind of left behind but but but Joseph Martinez going there and and playing well is I think a huge opportunity uh just to to raise the profile of the club back where it really
Should be where it was when H was there I I think a lot of that has to do with luron their manager who used to work under um Wilford nzi so I’m going to say mine is your what’s your wo whoa uh my uh I think my wo’s just going to have to
Be I think I said pantel last week yeah so I’m not going to say pantel again even though I did great I’m going to say Suarez’s knees for all the reason we mentioned before whoa yeah uh okay now you’re uh oh I think we’re going to have the same one New York City
Football yeah we got the same uh oh we we are we as as the resident models for New York City Football Club uh I’m I’m getting concerned the two-nil loss of St Louis city was I mean and it it was a woeful to0 without a doubt and a red
Card for James Sams which I don’t really think was a red card I don’t think so either I think he had every right to AR quite harsh um but St Louis hopefully he gets rescinded credit to St Lewis because they looked great and not only did they look great but they look like
They look like you know it’s l Fanon steel who who was the the sporting director was the sporting director at at dorf other B Bundesliga clubs as well this looks like straight up a maybe maybe like a mid-table Bundesliga team 100% plays like a bu team Hard Scrabble
Run run all day get right up on you as soon as you get possession of the ball there’s five guys in a in a St Louis kid standing next to you uh look 16 shots three shots on target to nycfc seven shots One On Target STI seen arguing
With the manager on the way back off the way way to the bench after getting subbed things are starting to look not great there’s still more than enough time to turn it around it’s only the second match week of the season but come on man Yeah it is worrying bro we pave for season it’s it’s wild yeah they there’s like the chemistry is not there it’s uh y the group chat’s lit y’all need to fix this it is concerning so uh yeah so those are our woes and os’s in Major League Soccer uh this week in addition
To MLS stories we had some spiciness on the pitch at the women’s go cup which we haven’t talked too much about so far we don’t we don’t get this we don’t get this too much so this is why not recently so this is why it’s kind of uh
Fun what’s the question yeah well un Women’s National Team got in a fight with columia Alex Morgan was getting in the face of a lot of players you guys questioned on social media if she was speaking Spanish you know what do we make what do we make of this uh this okay Alex
Morang Alejandra um I look I I said this on the morning show man I I’ve been waiting to see this type of energy this type of gulin if I may say so huh this type of gulin Gul uh it is needed and yo a lot of
Credit got to go to Trinity romman who stood on business bro she was the enforcer out there 10 toes she was out you know are we able to show this she was defending she was uh instigating oh sorry the volume is a little loud she
Had hands on chest saying not my cat not my Morgan we can’t show because that’s all I this is like shout out to this is not uh uh footage from CBS this is from the homie a good Juan who’s a fan of the show who I who I met he’s one of the
Good ones who I met who I met in San Diego when I was at that nwl final uh so shout out to Juan uh he was he’s watching the game between us and Colombia and he’s Matt close and got the best footage that and I got to give credit cuz everybody’s taking his
Footage and not giving him credit no we’re the ones giving him credit a good Juan on uh on Twitter um but yeah this was a this just a fun moment this is a great um especially uh you know we we didn’t get to talk to the loss to
Mexico us losing against Mex to Mexico 2-nil in in with two yeah but look they they got the lick back bro they they came back and said n yo we good everybody relaxed it was a little slip up cuz everyone you know especially losing that game um uh made it so that
The US didn’t win the group so they obviously going to have a a tougher path to the final doesn’t look like it playing playing against Columbia you’re like uh us you think they’re going to get bodied or there’s an opportunity to look bad but this is the grittiness that that
The Women’s National Team needed especially when you got a caretaker manager you don’t have your real manager with you Emma Hayes is still off doing that Chelsea thing you know I mean hanging out with Katrina marcario you know Catarina Kina my bad krina Katarina marcario I did the thing we did this all
Right okay we’re discovering elect dyslexia a little bit we’re learning about it shut up Tristan uh but uh whatam call it uh you don’t have a manager that’s there the tactics we don’t know is Twila Kilgore doing exactly what you would assume there’s a you know Emma would make the adjustments
You know what I’m saying it’s not exactly what Emma Hayes would be doing cuz everybody’s concerned about everything the lineups uh you know the the way the team looked listless against Mexico Mexico it was it’s the first loss to Mexico since like 2010 or something
Like that it’s been a while so it’s been a minute know and uh so this was a a game where they needed to just show that they can come back from from a from a loss from a poor performance and it’s not about making mistakes it’s not about
Having a bad game it’s how do you respond to that how do you react to that and look at this yeah Alex a scrap cuz uh know but she put the elbow pads on you knew what it was Karina usme was uh she’s been doing this she did this at
The World Cup she knows how to Y she gets in during set pieces she’s like all right I’m work yo you can’t out conquer C the coner pleas okay you try to play our game in our house they bringing the the co com ball energy is not the same
It’s not the same bro y don’t get it bro okay um so I mean there was aot there was also a I forgot who the player was but that that that she faked an injury on the ground basic she I I think it was like she was like holding her face and
Her foot and everybody’s like even um how many people kicked you bro Beth Bethany baller was like uh I thought I was the most dramatic player on the P like I think I found she’s so funny so so Bethany baller was uh was Wild on Twitter more like Bethany ball
Buster I gotta go back you got to go back so the uh you know even after we see Trinity Rodman uh getting it she she told uh she told another player to back the F up you saw that she said back up she did she did it in slow mode she did
The the what’s that the people who helped land the plane she did that Jo we don’t need you over here fam cuz the Colombian players were at the penalty spot they were trying to get in the everything that’s what you say stuff like yo your breath stinks is hot you
Got hot breath right there back up that stops IT all yo people be like no I don’t do I know yo smile my breath quick yo Trinity just she was doing all that and then uh she picked up a yellow for for arguing all this stuff but then she
Then she still had the G to Nutmeg one of the Defenders she said that’s on God she like little something for your mom I ain’t changing who I am okay I’m going be disrespectful till I’m six feet so I I I like the the the confidence in in this game with you know
Arguably but this this reeks of a team that’s just done taking [ __ ] they’re done hearing that we’re not the top dog anymore they’re done hear bro they’re like you heard that Carly that’s what they say Carly’s like the culture it just ain’t the I don’t know what’s going on every and and Carly
Lloyd is is getting uh you know people are sort of antagonizing her or or egging her on to be like they’re trying to get her say give you a take car should they be celebrating this win right what do you think about how they’re getting stuck in Carly and then
As soon as she responds they’re like do you see what Carly said it’s like makes a whole big Ruckus or whatever Carly did the real cheeky like what do I know I don’t know anything I love that yeah oh that’s great so there’s a a lot of it’s
Kind of w but the I don’t give her a lot of I just want to give a shout out to uh uh Jenna nicewonger she got the goal she balling I think we got I think the US has a new left back yeah I would say so
I mean she’s uh showing a lot of conf she’s already you know obviously she’s a great penalty taker so I think she she scored one penalty already um she uh the goal that she scored was great but then she’s just like maybe she makes that late run that you know there’s no
Defender that’s prepared to cover her threat that we haven’t had in in kind of a fullback cuz even the fullbacks that we have maybe with the coaching maybe on the vco you know V’s not telling Crystal dun yo get in the Box for anything or whatever or fo Crystal dun you want to
Be a center back that’s what we have a vacant Center back position I think let’s do five center backs so so uh yeah so I was impressive obviously the Gotham FC fullback looking sharp for for the US Women’s National Team and last thing uh we I we haven’t
Gotten a chance to talk about but the Dominican Republic did play in they were in the same group with the US and OB got smashed they did not score one goal in the group stage so Puerto Rico did Puerto Rico did but they Puerto Rico missed out on the The Knockout round
Over a goddamn coin flip essentially over a lottery a clear balls it balls with the thing that they found in the back room I don’t know if you know this they found it in a storage closet they were crystal balls with the like the not Crystal but see-through
They were see but the they had the the like the you know fortune cookie thing on the inside yeah and with the but you could see through them bro they were folded theold know this feels a little anti- Puerto Rican wow someone someone’s not allowed at a bad bunny concert is
All I’m saying all above board but yeah if you’re not aware because of the the standings in in the group stage they were tied across the bo points they on wins they were tiing on go differential and yellow cards goal score everything was even and so basically the only way
To determine who moves on is through a a coin flip essentially and it ended up being Costa Rica instead of Puerto Rico so uh I mean bro every every yellow car matters every yellow I say we get rid of it we put a a Puerto Rico Jersey and
Whatever other team and you send a puppy and whichever one the puppy picks you B you basically the way you decide where you make Tik Tok videos you use a puppy ratings through the roof guys you ain’t thinking like I’m thinking so to wrap up the show today
We’re going to show a little love to our good friend Pablo Tor obviously former guest of the show metal Arch media family all that stuff friend of the show friend of the show yeah of course um he did an episode last Thursday not sure if you guys saw the whole thing about post
Nut Clarity for professional athletes and if it actually affects their performance um two of the people that he had on to talk about it were subir and magarino and we got a we got a quick clip to show you guys um from the episode all right let’s see
It this is Megan rapino if you didn’t recognize that voice sitting next to uh her fiance subd two of the greatest athletes in the world but yeah so I go to a hotel you guys are in for the night big game tomorrow tomorrow finals Sue
Got none Sue gotone Su got none no megie was tired I was doing a pre-nut Clarity and it worked and it worked I won the World Cup and I was the best player and scored the most goals I think there is something to the stress relief like I’ve even heard
Especially with women like during their mental cycle masturbating is like a can be like a pain reliever I think it does regulate you and put you more in touch with your sort of like own body or whatever it’s kind of like can be grounding in terms of like is it going
To give you sort of clarity or not I never really I never heard of that I never heard of that yeah like I’ve you know had sex four games haven’t had sex four games masturbated not like I just feel like it’s like whatever and so what do you guys make of
This I guess is the the real question okay as as two athletes right I was just like what’s your experience with before the World Cup there’s no chance I would ever I was but as comedians this is a topic that I’ve raised before in green
Rooms cuz I cannot n before I go on stage all the time I’m like IEX every show you I feel like you’re maybe doing it before every show I have post nut conversation CL uh no I cannot n before I would have to sleep after I nutted before I get on
Stage okay I’m I’m I’m you don’t want me to say n we need we need to have a limit on how much your face we’re going to say n we have to decide on a number because I’m not comfortable I’ll go let me go like 85 and then you can do what you
Want to do there’s something I’m more comfortable with nut over nuted I don’t know why I don’t like it well I hate to tell you what I was going to say next uh but honestly I’m not I’m one of those people that like I’m almost too calm okay you know what I
Mean I really I sound I become stupid this is a episode do you remember the Seinfeld episode about this exact thing about it was like Jerry giving up Kramer’s like I’m out I’m out yeah right they do the BET of how long they can go without uh masturbating and Elaine was
In it too and Ela was in it too but she was the one worst affected she was like in like incapable of like uh uh having coherent thoughts making sense s and all the men were were better at in their lives like their lives just changed drastically so in so the concept of
Postn clarity may this feels like a little bit of a well you know boxers and MMA guys are you can’t have sex for three days before the fight but there’s something too I I guess the way this is framed when I when I hear post not
Clarity it sounds like this is a good thing like who does not want Clarity in their life I think they’re structuring it as a as a good thing I’m saying it gets rid of my ability to be myself so it’s almost like the the the the opposite the other end of the spectrum
To post-nut Clarity is like I prenut aggression no no I have post-nut uh placidness which makes sense which makes sense I get on I go from roller coaster to Lazy River which meaning like it you’re not as sharp nowhere near it that there’s something about keeping that
Evil inside you yeah yeah yeah I need the because like you know they they say that chasing a nut and chasing like dopamine are relatively similar right like you know how cheese hits the same receptors in your brain as like heroin same thing for nut and dopamine did you
Know that I did not know that yeah it does interesting this is she speaking no uh we love this it’s true so cheese hits the same receptors as heroin in your brain only you only uh just knows a lot about pizza only a food guy would know this uh I
Think for me the dopamine is the same as like the aggression that comes from a lot of dudes like whether it’s like making money or chasing tail or whatever that that aggression that primal thing for me it’s chasing the dopamine of of whatever like having something funny to say being
In that moment that on the edge I need that if I’m too calm I’m almost not interested inting to be funny okay so if I get on stage after I’ve you know done the de what I’m saying this is why this is why guys don’t call back ladies dude you
Made me not funny but even wifey knows like if she’s like hey we got some time I’m like you know I got to show toight but when I’m coming home it’s a different story but like we did it before dinner a little while back and then at dinner she’s like are you not
Having a good time I’m like I’m sorry who’s here I forgot you were here I’m I’m chill baby I’m like bro I’m eating everything I can’t even taste this food everything just tastes good so yeah I guess my theory is that maybe um the the post nutting is a different uh guess
Who’s in the nutting category now we maybe the the post nut affects women and men differently that’s my theory I don’t think it affects people I think in like Invasion sports like you know soccer football uh rugby you need the aggression because sometimes you have to will yourself
Forward okay you know so I don’t think basketball is not one of those Sports where I think you need that aggression you what I don’t think you need the same aggression you would in an NFL game or in a soccer game I don’t think so I
Think there’s a you need to be a bit more methodical I think you need to be a little bit more there’s more it’s it’s a bit more chess versus soccer sometimes you need to I disagree you need to chase the ball a little bit harder watching
Some of these NBA podcasts and got I’m like there’s like 4,000 plays per possession that I did I I’m like I didn’t even know this was going on I thought you were just trying to get open I got to be honest I’m wildly uninterested in all that extra stuff no
So I’m like y’all figure out but you get what I’m saying where basketballs have been more I’m going to come here sometimes I I relax sometimes more of a finesse sport finesse is more it’s not an it literally is an invasion sport which just getting a ball over a line um
Where I think in soccer you need that extra so I think if if all of Manchester City W enough before a game I don’t think they would have the same XG we need to test this theory if their XM was high XG would be if you’re listening if
You’re listening yeah um okay the amount of spooge I mean if you Pablo feel free to use this segment and part of your research yo pobs let’s start with plastin this and then we’ll get to post nut uh I’m I’m I lean toward more towards like what Sue and mear saying
Which I don’t think it makes that much of a difference whether you I I would say I would say probably what makes a difference is like if you uh have you know have a a nut sesh um yeah D the maybe the day before a game I don’t
Think that makes that big of a deal sleep re readjusts 30 minutes but you know but boxers especially don’t do like go for like two months and train because they need the aggression maybe but all I’m saying is I don’t think if they I I
My theory is if they did I don’t think it would make a difference but if you did it you know 20 minutes before the fight I think I think it might be affected a little bit yeah you’re like man he’s different in this in rounds 6 through 12 um I also think boxing
Trainers have said that it has nothing to do with post not Clarity or whatever it’s simply to make the boxer angry got it because an angrier boxer is one who’s more willing to win the fight interesting okay not feeding a pit bull well this is how you have uh you
Know homes with domestic abuse yes ouch this is it sounds like you’re you’re intentionally creating a violent human being boxing violent human beings way way but in every aspect of their life I’m saying it’s uh what boxers violent human beings that ever has pick of the life no anyway previously you
Know I’m sure a lot of that’s been fixed anyway uh so yeah all right so shout out to Pablo thank you so much uh great great a topic you you know we needed to talk about for years also felt like a very on brand for us to talk about
Without a doubt okay um all right well let’s wrap hope this show makes you feel like you haven’t nuted in a while okay feel free to use this time we definitely for those of you who listen with your children now’s a great time to explain what that is uh all right everybody
Thank you so much uh uh for tuning in we always appreciate it y’all are the best uh we will be back on uh Thursday we have a great episode with Jake Z yeah obviously of Apple TV and MLS season pass one of the announcers one of the
Lead uh lead play byplay guys on uh on Apple TV uh so he’s going to be joining us and uh as always make sure you follow us at soccer cooligans on our social Channel shout out to everybody who subscribed on YouTube uh helping us get to 10,000 subscribers uh we’ve already
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How about a little how about a little Clarity after the show okay you need to wait until Thursday before we’re not going to allow you until oh that Jake interview is going to be aggressive uh peace out everybody kig buddy love you guys
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Really good video 👍