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    Scotland wild enduring older than time itself sculpted by the Norse gods and blessed by the fairy queens of the black mountains home to iron Brew deep fried Mars Bars and widely accepted as the birthplace of benefit fraud it is here we Embark Upon Our epic motorcycle conquest of the Highlands digesting the

    Roads views and The Culinary culture that is the North Coast 500 Oh ladies and gentlemen we give you rers digest welcome to lch Ness yeah deep water uh apparently more water in here than uh like the whole world or something the whole all the Seas all the seas in the world um yeah yeah anyway well here we are and uh these are the

    Weapons that we’re going to be initiating on this digestion of culture food culinary delight and Roads so we got the desert x uh neither of us have been that are they boothy went on the launch for that I thought you went on the launch no no bo went on

    The launch for that uh and we’ve got the multi Strada uh rally V4 rally so you’ve ridden this I haven’t yeah so you’re going to jump on that first it’s an absolute Banger it’s an I love that bike and and I’m really looking forward to this as well yeah we thought we started

    From less um and then uh we’re going go up to in vaness which is the official starting point of the North Coast 500 uh and then this time we’re going clockwise we’re going to break the rules uh cuz we’re Renegades so uh I think you like that you normally supposed to go

    Anticlock was apparently H well yeah and I’ve actually just picked up at the local Marks and Spencers this very handy Collins North Coast 500 pocket map guide so this is the ultimate guide so we’re here next to uh lockart Castle so we’re going to go up to inv vaness um Meander

    Round so this is the route of today carefully planned and we’re going to stay so this is the best bit we’re going all the way around there are we all all around here and we’re going to stop in uh charlest town in the old in um so

    That’s our route today it’s 140 Mi and this bit here this so as soon as we get to the West Coast all of these bits around here this is the best bit this is going to be the best bit uh so second day is about 130 Mi we go from charlest

    Town wiggle our way around the west coast to SC Moore right okay yes scary Moore hotel which I think is the nicest hotel tell we’re going to stay at right like scouring pads yes yeah exactly uh and then uh the third day is the shortest day 96 Mi scour all the way the

    North Coast uh to tho you can see that there F doesn’t look like it looks longer that’s 96 miles that bit wow yeah uh and then the final route we we’re going to go we got to go to jnah Gro definely yeah yeah John for sun

    Sunrise I think okay nice rises in the East sets in the west so uh and then smash it down there and eat some cenry sausage and haggus I definitely want to get some haggus on this trip yeah I’m not a massive haggus fan but I’ll take

    Some uh I want to you haven’t had the right haggus it’s very important I want to stop in Helmsdale Helms de yeah Helmsdale Helmsdale yeah okay nice East Helmsdale Helmsdale gandal for the white will come and save us right right well let’s go and um jump

    On these steeds I’ll pack my map up and put it in my handy little map pocket on my fancy new St threads and uh off we go is that right I mean Scotland is generally quite empty but this road has been quite busy so I’m quite looking forward to getting

    Out into the Wilderness a little bit more and away from people yeah this is the A9 so it isn’t is a very busy area although I will say the North Coast 500 a lot of it is a roads but they’re much sort of narrower and slower uh certainly

    The West Coast but and but it is going to be busy it’s holiday time so it’s going to be full of Italians and French people uh I love Italians and French people but um no you don’t so we’ve just got to put up with the general you know

    This is life this is life on the road this is um what we’re going to show you the experience from your armchair it’s not all uh picture skew views oh he’s off he’s off so yeah unfortunately on on holiday travels you do have to put up with other people I mean that’s just

    It’s like Instagram versus reality isn’t it that’s just the way life is sometimes but let’s do our best to get away from them let’s go adventuring let’s go adventuring yeah yeah yeah yeah so we’re going to have a nice familyfriendly video series Adventure yeah yeah I think

    The uh this desert X will come into its own when we get into the the nerie stuff I I definitely want to do a river crossing at some point hey let’s get to in vaness and uh and really start the North Coast 500 let’s do it well this is

    It we’re leaving in vaness um I mean the first bit is a bit G we’re just s of on quite major a roads and it’s not very nice but I mean look this is still much nicer than uh the stuff we got back where we live but yeah and it’s much

    Nicer than sitting at work I’m going to put the heat of grips on I think you can no there’s nothing wrong with a bit of comfort how you doing 19° man oh we’re just starting to just a teas our way into the the sexiness of the North Coast

    500 uh Romanian Lor yeah where’s he he Spanish actually oh but he has but he has got a Schmid’s car ball cargo ball so uh and he did just overtake a Honda Jazz oh oh I don’t have the power for that I’m afraid that V4 Multistrada is

    Ridiculously fast and this this is it’s pretty quick bike but it’s nothing compared to that oh this is it mate oh this is exactly what I needed in my life in our lives oh oh he’s on it this bike is so Nimble that it it does that thing where you

    Know when you turn into a corner and it just turns too quick and you have to sort of lift it up because you’re got it’s like oh my God not that great above 60 70 there’s quite a lot of turbulence but what purpose of blasting natury back

    Lanes this is an absolute Beast how’s the old v4s there mate oh M I like this a lot I like this a lot it’s um it’s yeah it’s I mean look it’s not it’s not massively different to the MRA V4 the standard one but you know the tank is

    Obviously it’s uh it’s it’s biggest Ally isn’t it and our biggest Ally uh that’s the only thing I mean obviously what’s your range Chris what’s your what’s your P range uh I got 170 Mi left well I’ve got 323 well there you go but we have to do

    We have to be slightly careful about about planning routes and stuff on the North Coast 5 obviously because uh certainly on the highlands on the west coast as you go further up there’s not a massive amount you got to be quite careful boys y that looks so good you look that looks

    So good mate honestly it’s not the prettiest what’s down there oh stopping in oh wow yeah yeah yeah a little dogging spot should we try and go down there what’s down there don’t know oh you lead the way with the uh with the with Nimble one the noes the

    Noes oh this is lovely I mean there’s definitely some dirty Shenanigans going on here in there well there’s going to be another one in a minute big bikes like this You’ got to think about how you’re going to get out of situations we had to just take a minute

    Hang on how are we going to get out of here full lock full Lock Mate go I’d go further up into the corner further up that’s it that’s it you got about meter and a half you Lo room Lo the room keep coming keep coming keep coming keep coming I

    Mean you’re making a meal of it But watch out for the Pano that was a proper Adventure dad three-point turn come back here that’s it oh God oh God oh the front slots oh mate don’t the sack that’s the thing with the little Nimble thing like this it’s uh it’s brilliant oh a little ding dos like that

    Ready yeah I just got hit in the face by Fe right so we’re we’re now off uh we’re going to turn off to go slightly South down towards and um get out into the wilds and experience the adventure adventure our adventuring Spirit left Gondor behind and pushed us onward along

    The dim Holt Road towards the black mountains our trusty now School steeds fed us through some of the most breathtaking scenery ever to be witnessed via motorcycle the beauty of this place is unrivaled across the UK and timeout voted it as 2014’s best fondue north of Bradford oh my word well that’s a that’s a pretty special s light oh and the sun’s poking out just to say hello get your Sun out get your oh oh ni wa I don’t know what it is I don’t know like how can water do give me this

    Emotion and this I don’t know it’s it’s bizarre yeah maybe there’s like a aquatic sexual deviance uh in your past life maybe you were like a trout um and you just you you you you long to spawn every time you see a a lock do you know what the best thing about this

    Is there’s no one here there’s no one here and with this bike look at these potholes I could just go straight through them look look at you look at you you maniac you mad man look look look nothing that 21 it’s a 21in front wheel this isn’t it just absolutely suckers it up

    Oh you don’t get this in pekam do you oh look there’s a little some sort of little Hut down here and a little a an an orange tree what is what is that oh it’s a berry tree it’s blowing a bloody Ruddy bloody Gale out here just

    Wanted to come down to the waters front can I get down here look at this look at that tire yeah di my foot in there there you go I’ve touched the water wow look absolute what the what the uh right on Q ladies and gentlemen welcome to the single track

    Part of the North Coast 5 I mean he didn’t stop he didn’t stop for that he like I thought I was close and I looked at my and you were that was you rolling yeah are you rolling I’m rolling oh the joys of holiday people who don’t normally Drive Caravans and motor homes

    No I think that guy he was that guy girl whatever it was was just just just was like no no I hate motorcycles and just when I’m not giving away what an idiot see they’re actually going at a reasonable speed thank you I’m going go to the offroad section thank you yeah

    Boy cuz it’s the paniers that terrify you like the bike can fit through but then you’re like am I about to get like you do not want to be hit on the paner do you and then flung off to the left oh mate flingy oh you getting another uh emotion downstairs another another

    Casy that bike is a very handsome machine that’s like it’s it’s Dad like a very Suave sophisticated Italian man that’s slightly silver foxed Around The Sideburns but beautifully handsome and this is his young upstart son who’s like a little Nimble Bit of a jackler lad like a naughty little Italian man who’s

    Going to uh approach your girlfriend on a Saturday night and ask her to dance we are really adventuring now we are really adventuring yeah if the adventur ometer was nearing 10 went up to 10 would be on 8 yeah quite like the old little train line

    There as well I love it yeah W that’s a deep one W I was going to go in it I thought better of it well it’s uh half past 1 Chris I don’t know about you but I could eat a horse yeah I mean I’ve been snacking on our I mean there was

    There were for emergencies but I’ve eaten all the emergency snacks but yeah uh I could definitely do with some local and we just saw a sign back there saying the albatross Cafe is NI Aven flu bird flu that’s a good job we going to the AL

    Albatross Cafe then isn’t it so uh let’s see what Delights they’ve got I mean I look my my hopes aren’t my my my standards aren’t High I’m not expecting I don’t think Scottish cuisine is particularly uh what’s the word uh Michela michelan star is it I mean no

    You got you got Scotch egg you got haggis is Scotch eggs even Scottish I don’t know I think they’re from uh like Scotch is in the place up north on the right uh Northeast not not not in Scotland I don’t know that look is that is that the albatross Scotch Corner

    Isn’t that like a Motorway Ser no shut up no is that a gold course oh I can do it a little it is mate just sing some bats yeah a little pit and Park Cafe next left okay this looks right there’s people it’s let’s do it TR welcome to the albatross

    Cafe oh God God’s sake Chris this is Donald Trump’s golf course I think according to the guide book it is it is yeah Mel Gibson’s a member here as well and S yeah an artisan hot dog no less thank you very much SAU are on the B table and

    Lovely thank you very much what have you got Chris uh I’ve gone for the Artisan hot dog uh what about yourself I’ve gone for the albatross Burger yeah I mean it’s classic Scottish Fair really isn’t this um so uh yeah we’re going to digest our food as we digest the views [Applause] That was pleasant wasn’t it it was uh it was a an honest meal yes yeah I mean it was on the slightly pricey side um it was very pricey £ 13.95 for a burger 13.95 for a hot dog yeah but it was an artisan yeah it was lots of food well

    Presented lovely stuff um I’d say you it’s a captive Market here we’re in the middle of nowhere gets a thumbs up from me okay so uh bike swapsies uh swapsy dosies and uh let’s see what we’ve oh this feels light and lovely do it it is lovely it’s really nice to

    Throw around like a bogey but I think this is uh I think the the the multi Strada is going to be uh a bit better for a longdistance cruise I’m looking forward for a bit of wind protection at higher speed I could never get bored of this mate this is just

    Oh yeah delish delish pretty pretty bloody Lovely isn’t it I mean they should clean up the weed uh 3 2 1 let’s do it oh God this is a uh there there’s quite a lot more power in this isn’t there wow yeah wow the the the the desert X is so

    Agile this this is a much smoother experience this is definitely rally spec this this is this feels like a a rally bike oh yeah oh yeah I kind of wish I was on the X now X give it here hey wow yeah I’m on the weapon of choice here mate you absolutely are

    Yeah what’s going on I can’t see oh my God thank you thank you so that’s how drivers should behave thank you the bark this thing’s got as well B it’s first class navigation first class viewing look at this mate wow what a lovely Gorge get your Gorge out open up your G

    Just have a look this doesn’t look like it it should belong in the UK it’s so beautiful I mean apart from the massive iron oil thing but but it just look at that Aragon and gimy navigated the twists and turns of the NC 500 towards arore and the Lonely Mountain Home to

    The ancient dwarf Lord Kings and the fabled Nicholas [Applause] Sturgeon I mean it’s like it’s you got to remember that this is the UK and you got to pinch yourself and go there are nice places in the UK to come and visit I mean this is just ridiculous look at it and this is on our doorstep sort of

    Big doorstep but it’s bloody bloody lovely yeah so this is the Apple cross pass legendary uh in the North Coast 500 Loop and uh we’re going to see some pretty amazing SES so uh be prepared Chrissy be prepared okay I’m ready digest it let’s digest man all morning I’ve been on the fast

    Roads on that the desert X it makes you just want to drive off up there doesn’t it it does I’ve got it mate when that car pulled up earlier on and I was like no don’t worry mate I’m going to go off road don’t worry about me yeah it’s got it has this

    Weird thing yeah weird sort of self-navigation to take you go Road I mean you can keep your stelvio can’t you yeah shove your Stelio right up you got Road surface like this e this is raw this is real yeah we don’t get pulled over and put in jail I’m sure if you went more than 50 m leave your door open mate that’s really

    Sensible oh oh God we’re adventuring we’re adventuring guys we’re they off wo oh my word it is like being in Switzerland just with nicer people isn’t it yeah I mean it’s very um eclectic this pass isn’t it it’s like it is what it is like if you got a super

    Bike or something forget coming here you you’d have a nightmare especially Behind these people I mean just turn to drive mate just bully away forward mate bully away bu it oh is a massive go okay that’s a good idea let’s let’s get away from these people thanks for ruining everyone’s day

    Mate how’d you get I mean you can’t get over there can you I guess is that are they just uninhabitable Rockland I don’t know I think we we’re going that way it looks amazing it’s like something out of uh Lord of the Rings it does it does

    It’s called the Apple cross PA pass because this is where the first ever Apple was invented and um yeah and and the the the peirs got really cross and angry at the Apple cuz it was much better than them cuz let’s face it who likes

    Peirs I mean actually I like a nice pair oh oh wow mate it just doesn’t look real does it it doesn’t no you could easily get it wrong you could easily get it wrong out here couldn’t you oh EAS this isn’t uh this isn’t a road for showing off

    No like even in Switzerland you don’t get these Rocky craggy walls You’re just showing off now I’m showing off yeah don’t don’t don’t erode the Nobles on that tire we’ll need it later for the river crossing honestly this is one of the most beautiful things I’ve seen in my

    Life yeah I mean I thought the birth of my child was more beautiful but whatever were you there I think I was outside having a and that that desert X I’m I’m really jealous that we’ve swapped now because that is made for this booie said it was

    Good and look look I trust Bo I value I value his opinion Etc but I mean in terms of a tool for the job this is the perfect tool look at that mate that’s where we came isn’t it this whole thing is where we came

    This is excellent oh my God yeah I mean as I said before it doesn’t look real it doesn’t it looks like something out of L of the Rings it look like some some sort of film set that that I’ve never seen before it’s just stunning it’s like East Enders yeah and

    Neighbors combined yeah do cotton and Harold Bishop are just over there on that Vista yeah ripping each other apart what are we doing now then mate well I think we got another what how many miles to the next sort of Point uh only 9.9 uh and then there’s a big bridge

    We’re going over across at some point oh that one okay yeah I’ve seen a picture of that yeah that was the first Bridge ever built by the Normans that one it was it was yeah in the Roman times yeah yeah just sort of post Jurassic yeah I

    Think Bob gildo was involved as well absolutely yeah yeah look at our little Highland friends are they wild no they’re not wild got they got tagged them them she’s quite fit that one though oh little little sheepy oh he’s got his swagly his tail oh he’s happy

    Oh look at the nuggets on that oh my God this is amazing it’s amazing isn’t it it’s absolutely so nice mile upon mile of a nness I didn’t think it would be this C sort of Nery and uh wild I thought it would be a bit more touristy yeah I mean

    This is the this is the nerie wild touristy Highland bit the you know desol and baron so to speak natural but um yeah I mean it’s got it all could you live here could you live in one of these yeah could you yeah yeah look at it I mean of

    Course you can look at it look at it all right chill out look at it I mean I’d have a I wouldn’t have a VW caddy but you know of course you would I apologize no I’d have a l reav look to your left what

    BMW yeah oh no yeah I’d have a larer Reaver out here would you yeah the CAC Classic look at us we’re adventuring yeah what is that big blue cable I saw that cable on the other place I think it’s spring water it’s a it’s an amazing picture actually I think I’m going to take a g H5 of [Applause] You oh mommy you got tumble with on your foot oh thanks what the an enchanted island well just the other side it’s like a sort of a crackle glazed lemon drizzle cake Ah that’s what I thought that’s actually where um lemon drizzle was invented it was yeah over

    There because they got such a high yeah yeah well they got such a high Citrus content an alkaline soil that all the fruits are acidic by Nature cuz that’s how it works yeah there are rumors that the water in these Lakes uh is 67% lemon yeah yeah well that’s where the

    You know the new Highland Spring flavored Waters come from that’s where they actually extract it natural flavors yeah yeah and then just in the next Bay is the peach and watermelon ah look at this ladies and gentleman you did not want to get this wrong no although they have kindly put a

    Barrier here for this one they have but you still fit underneath it you would yeah and it’ll probably slice your legs off and stuff anyway let’s not talk about that no let’s talk about the beautiful Vista that we have in front of us the windows Mis it’s honestly it’s

    It’s I’m genuinely mind blown I don’t I haven’t seen anything like this before it’s just be but of course it’s the it’s the it’s the consist and the and the general it’s just mile after mile after mile of just stunning views and stuff to digest Good yeah I mean it’s like a screen saer it’s like a desktop image yeah it’s like the same sort of PA as the Alpine routs take like the same sort of twist and turns but on really sketchy Nery roads like a lot of this a lot of adventuring

    Adventure like modern day adventure bike touring can be done on almost any bike right they’re all you know uh pretty pretty reasonable but this is really like you want something like we’ve got here oh 100% because you’re going to really struggle in Su are on something with a uh High ground clearance and

    Um bit of comfort and pep they don’t really care though do they oh didn’t like that too well here we are mate welcome to the old in you got to be quite careful as I said ear you got be quite careful about uh what you book way

    But because you know there are places where they’ve got miles upon miles without any accommodation and of course uh there are certain points where uh places are fully booked and you might go another few 2030 mil without any uh combination so my my advice is book in

    Advance don’t risk it for a biscuit and that’s going from someone who loves a bit of last minute trip advisor yeah but if you’re a proper Adventurer then you’d have a tent and and out here you can you can sleep wherever you want can’t you it’s a right to Rome or something they

    Call it what do they call it right to Rome yeah well that’s your room over there mate made it that was a a pretty good day mate well done well done well done what day in the saddle what we do 145 miles we did about 160 Mi today because we went from Loch

    Ness rather than in vaness so A Grand Day in the saddle I’d say I mean it’s amazing how you switch Terrain in which bike works best it’s and literally the the terrains today have been amazing a-roads like real fast and all of a sudden you get to a single track and

    It’s you’re jumping and then it’s nerie yeah and and I’ve changed and when I set off this morning I was like oh I want to be on the MTI Str and then in the in the really cool past bit I was like oh I really want to be in the desert X and

    Then that last little run down into here I was like I’m well glad I’m on the monster Sher so horses for courses so anyway welcome to the uh the new in the old in the new in is down the road much nicer yeah it’s much better probably

    More expensive as well but this is lovely this is 100 quid could be worse the other ones were like 300 quid 400 quid I think pretty much everywhere around here we had a look everywhere around here 250 350 quid and there are more you can spend 500 quid if you want

    A nice castle in the mountain somewhere but um obviously we’re on a budget so uh here we are in the old in but no lovely Place lovely staff very friendly so far and we’ll give you a full racting uh tomorrow after breakfast h I I I’m I

    Want to eat Scottish tonight well I’m going to go Star to an main tonight we we’ve earned it wow I didn’t eat breakfast anyway so uh in a bit to reduce more bid obesity so yeah I yeah well anyway it’s the way it goes yeah

    Yeah so maybe a a ha in hagus in hagus I don’t know that’s chopped up entrails and stuff isn’t it the lot I’ll get it go I don’t even know what Scottish cuisine is really anyway let’s find out cheers mate well done on to the next one coming next on Ryder’s

    Digest we continue to explore the west coast of Scotland stop in the ancient Port of ulip pool and digest some local deep fried aquatic Delights before finally locating the bridge that Bob Geldof helped to build during live a and settle in to the scouty hotel Spell

    21 Comments

    1. Done it twice on a s1000rr, you dont need ground clearance or any of that nonsense lol, stop over hyping it lads. 😂 that said, mega pretty up there fo sho.

    2. Always wondered what people do that live in the middle of nowhere benefits central I suppose on the plus side your less likely to get stabbed than you are in Peckham 😐👍

    3. Try not to be funny it makes you guys sound like pure wankers and more likely to get stabbed in Scotland 😁, hope you enjoyed yourselves 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    4. Great video but annoys me when I see big expensive bikes being used. The average guy cannot afford these luxuries, why not use average bikes we can relate to? Examples like the 2002 TDM900 , 2013 XVS 1300 cruiser and 2010 1250 bandit , 3 bikes I have

    5. Excellent video…great humour as ever! Fab scenery…if you liked the NC 500 you would love the Wild Atlantic Way! I know its really practical…but the top box and panniers look so bad on the Desert X 😂😂. Look forward to seeing the next episode, cheers Steve

    6. you have inspired us to actually do it. at first i hated jock land but these videos made me do it. we’re currently lying in the back of the car beside that cafe u went to. hoping not to get snowed in 😂😂😂 thanks for opening my eyes

    7. Great stuff… would have thought you would have given a shout to Scotland.. the home of of inventions….. but in the sense of fair play… really enjoyable video…. and totally understand your obsession with benefit fraud… with your English accents…. uz know more than most 😂… but yeah really enjoyable video 🚀👌🚀

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