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I’m going to be working every single job that I can simulate from the app store and now my hair might change my outfits might change but it’s still me working every single job that I can on the App Store because I’m super talented and my resume is fierce my first job is merch
Designer that’s right because there’s a new merch drop texture plushies and a dark and creepy UFO hoodie and T-shirt design they’re only available for a limited time so make sure to grab one before it gets ABD done Ed by other people you trust me right with teaching
Children well I hope so because I found this app on the top charts of the App Store papers grade please grade the students it may look easy but the students can really surprise you what by being stupid good morning class good morning M all right you’re going to come
Up and point to this globe and tell me what you’re pointing at Tina what location do you have for me uh a boot t Tina Tina you’re a freaking idiot what is this oh my god this is my class look at the girls behind her they look trauma am I traumatizing these children
Probably let’s be real now I mean look at the window what have I been throwing things oh no do I have the dumbest students a boot no Tina you’re an idiot go sit down all right what about you Rebecca I have a class filled with idiots no Rebecca that’s America it’s
Where we are right now your parents should be ashamed go away out of my sight all right Jenny what do you got Australia I think that’s Australia I mean yes I’m the teacher it’s a I say it’s Australia A+ good job Jenny oh whoops I got they’re like Miss Lauren that’s not
Our names Amelia Mia Dora got it Miss Lauren may have stopped for two for one shots this morning children I’m sorry I may get your names wrong and it’s just because you’re not very important to me I just do this for the money thank you for the money oh I can upgrade my
Classroom yeah we should probably fix the broken windows there we go now there’s no evidence that I got pissed the other day and started throwing books out the window because I was so ashamed of my class all right and that’s all you get for today all right it’s a new day
Draw a flower oh my God I have twins in my classroom Marshall this is beautiful yes draw a cloud my dog ate the drawing how dare you Vincent I just fixed the window I just fixed the wind out of my sight out of my sight make a
Line that connects the two dots oh my God Greg you’re an idiot get out of my sight wait a minute the two twins have the same name what kind of sadistic parents do you guys have like we had twins but we we only had one name so they’re the same person they’re
Interchangeable Lucas Lucas Uh crap I know you told me your name I know I had called you Jenny and that was incorrect but I don’t remember what your name is still so you are Denny good job Denny find a oh my God good job I think it’s
Lucas is that your name he looks so scared Lucas don’t worry I won’t throw books at you today cuz you did a good job yay complete the phrase with a fitting verb oh my god well you’re an idiot but that’s adorable so you get an
A Dora why does Dora look like a crazy person oh so apparently I’m not supposed to let them slide I’m supposed to give them the grades that they deserve oh his name was Liam whoops oh new bookcase students the students are probably like crap crap she’s going to have more books
To throw no you’re fine recess yeah let’s try recess move around to break fights great here I go oh is there about to be a fight no no oh there’s a fight get out of here get out of here money oh my God why is everybody fighting with each other stop you’re
Savages oh my God also what is that slide in the background the moon orbits the Sun the Earth none correct it’s the Earth name each part of the tree leaves trunk your a genius the first cells were probably lonely oh no guys I don’t think
Amy’s okay Amy do you need to talk to Mrs Lauren are you having problems at home I know this isn’t going to help but I’m going to have to give you an F she’s probably even more upset now look how sad she is she probably even more sad
That I called her by her wrong name protect your egg baby oh my goodness oh look how cute you’re going to make a great parent someday A+ what is what is this Jeremy what is what is this this is creative as hell you get an A+ I don’t even care I
Mean he’s failed the assignment cuz he broke the egg but he made it super freaking creative and I can’t punish creativity oh my God I love it his name is sir eggington yes a they’re all so creative every time I give them an a when they deserve an F they have this
Crazy sadistic look in their eyes am I creating like sociopaths my bad this is why I didn’t become a teacher which country Canada genius draw a means of transportation be a a genius the shape of the Earth is flat true oh my God Tina you are a flat earther Tina no false
Information dangerous Tina you are a danger to society I may be over exaggerating but you know what Tina you need to know this now I’ve made all this money I’m not spending any of it on the classroom all right guys here here’s a plant here’s your ABCs even though you
Look like you’re in high school here’s a periodic table great you guys are going to get smarter from this ooh gym class oh I’m I’m okay I’m demonst rating children this is how you exercise squats this is a squat what am I doing oh my God yeah do this do this
With your body I don’t know why I’ve never exercised before as you can tell you’re going to want to touch your booty touch touch your booty and then go like this T pose children do this break your arm touch your other arm and go like
This like a clock yes okay you didn’t do it exactly like me but whatever back and forth yes yes children do it back and forth this is exercise no exercise I’ve ever done in real life but sure so I just do everything I’m the teacher I’m the recess counselor I’m the gym teacher
No wonder I’m losing my crap all right oh God it’s math complete with the right number correct paint two fours of the circle I think this is correct good job find the X it’s here oh my God this was the girl that was sad before right J
Jenny this is a Genius answer very clever however I don’t want to create sociopaths by giving you an A so sorry I love how traumatized my children look every day that I come to class they’re like hey hi Miss Laur please don’t call me names today well I
Can’t promise that children oh oh it’s science experiment day okay the goal okay so I wait I’m doing your project for you okay so it’s pink oh jeez pink oh God blue ah pink pink pink blue pink what happened yay basically oh my God it’s the it’s
The dinosaur guy I’m doing your projects for you blue pink explosion time yay okay blue pink what happens if I mess it up mess it up I want an explosion explosion oh it’s still it still worked what I wanted a literal explosion I mean good work Elijah Yay
Good job for not burning down the building draw a cow idiot draw an object that flies good job the Mona Lisa is a famous type of food oh my God Tina Tina I hate you so much get out of here all right the solo system and continue the school dance yes
I want to chaperone the school dance can’t be letting these kids grind up on one another no no no Miss Lauren will have none of that no dancing for Miss Lauren separate couples dancing too close yep that’s my job look at me I’m like a lifeguard trying to make sure nobody gets
Pregnant nobody gets Prett convenient ah you’re too close hey hey hey hey hey there will be no dancing with one another you know the song I I stay cool hip and trendy with the kids money for keeping kids from getting pregnant at the school dance okay here you guys
Got a computer better floors better Walls w oh my God kids don’t you love it here oh we start in fourth grade the Land of Oz get out of my classroom Tim get out of my classroom Mexico yes good job Tina I swear to God Tina be smart thank you
Tina which one lays eggs a plus oh my God you’re all getting smarter what’s the common name of the composite what what is this question I think it’s wrong I don’t okay good total guessing game these kids are starting to get smarter than me doesn’t take that much name the
Shape he named the shape Bob you guys are so clever I’m so proud of you but I can’t give you an a I’m sorry complete with the brushes I think that’s correct good job what what there was no question so I get an A+ oh my God what is this
Trickery you trying to mind control me get out of here Sandy s’s been trying to pull Jedi Mind Tricks on Miss Lauren not having it Sandy oh my God I mean this isn’t really your f is that a real chick if so that’s not your fault a plot oh my
God are you kidding me oh you Jimmy you you cooked your baby oh my god oh you all fail all of you I have three cookies in 81 how many cookies do I left not enough oh my God are you my daughter she’s my daughter my
Long lost daughter A+ for you she just became a psychopath right there if you just if you missed that that was the face of somebody becoming a psychopath how much of the pizza is left 34s genius calculate why did that take me longer than it needed to f look at Emma my
Daughter she is such an angel look at that face and my God we graduated fourth grade when country owns green land blue land no this is the flag of France no yeah I was like Mark a past president correct okay it keeps being the same kind of questions and answers over and
Over and my students are not getting any smarter get out of here but I want to see what happens I haven’t given somebody an F when they deserve an a yet and I need to see what happens well and perfect timing cuz it’s fraking Tina blue-haired Tina think she’s so cool I
See that your egg baby has no scratches but I see I see a tiny one I see a tiny one all the way at the bottom Tina F oh no look at Tina’s face she going to kill me please don’t kill me Tina I’m just giving everybody FS my test was correct
I’ll sue you what how dare how dare you I am Miss Lauren you can’t sue me so I can either watch an ad to tell her to shut up and go to detention or pay 30 bucks I’m sending you to detention girl you can’t talk to me like that look at
The guys behind her they’re like oh no oh no oh no yeah let’s mark you as wrong too oh you want to sue me too there’s 30 bucks go away I’m not watching another ad I have to watch another ad again o Phase 10 I actually really like Phase 10
All right guys well I think that’s going to be enough of me being a teacher cuz my kids are not getting any smarter there’s a new school that’s willing to take a chance on me and by a new school I mean another teaching app game that
Has been on the top app charts for the past couple weeks teacher simulator do you have what it takes to be the best teacher in the world choose your teacher well although this man has glorious mustach Dash I’ll have to choose the girl teacher yay oh my God my students good
Morning class good morning that’s right students ask the class what we asking you what animal is pink H who looks smart Tommy in the front why you not raising your hand you don’t know any animal that’s pink Tommy Tommy stop staring at the ceiling no animal that’s pink Tommy can I still
Pick him oh I wanted to make him look stupid in front of everybody which one of you looks smart how about you in the yellow Jeremy Jeremy you’re a freaking idiot Jeremy did you hear what I did to the kids at my last school I would throw
Books out the window Jeremy I threw one of them out the window Jeremy I like that it won’t even let me tell him he’s correct what if I want to make my students Dumber app what if that was my plan all along no Jeremy you’re stupid
I’m not picking the person in the front because the people who sit in the front are the Smart Ones I want kids that are going to make me feel good about myself cuz the only pink animal I can think of is a flamingo oh my God you’re a freaking
Genius yes good job Carl what does LOL stand for why are we teaching this in school all right Amber let’s hear it laugh out loud oh my God I have an option now I told you the people that sit in the front are always the Smart Ones yes yes
Amber the day is over congratulations students you answered my two questions and that’s it now you can go home that’s it two very important questions questions that you’re going to need to know in your real life hi Amber what’s up girl what’s this wait how old are you
Guys I’m making you spell things cat yes Amber correct oh my God I can actually draw it a hippo no Amber you’re stupid I forgot your name Jeremy that’s right Jeremy cabbage no Jeremy what if I just like did squiggles oh no beans no Jeremy you’re just no no
JY get out of my sight you’re an idiot go who are you you weren’t in the class earlier of course you’re dumb no yes yes okay never mind you’re all right okay we sharpening pencils okay wait what oh my God perfect my pencil started short and got
Really long monitor the Halls why is there a girl all the way at the back of the hall staring at got a wall we should probably go check on her we’re going to we’re going to check on her oh maybe not what’s wrong with you spoke out of turn
Pulled the fire these are all the things you did oh my God I can spray her with the fire extinguisher yes just try to fire me what are you doing in the hall was kind revised for exam satin well she didn’t do anything bad spray with the fire extinguisher yes yes
Pretty sure this is toxic and not supposed to be in people’s faces she liked it okay what’s wrong oh oh what were you doing stun I can taser students yeah Mrs Lauren is the greatest teacher teasing her students in the hallway she liked it I don’t know oh hey
Oh it’s me yes taste the students this is why took up teaching this is why I’m a teacher spraying kids in the hallway for no reason with fire extinguishers and tasing them all right Tommy let’s see what oh god Tommy no draw a scene from a comedy TV show Tommy
No no Tommy what what what Tommy no that was a no oh my God it’s the girl I tased in the hallway draw characters from a fantasy film oh good job see this is why I taser students it like triggers their brain and makes them not so dumb oh my
God we have football players now great time to feed my pencil sharpener delicious that’s what you do right you’re supposed to feed this thing so that it doesn’t grind you up in your sleep that’s what my mom told me that’s what I was told I always feed my pencil
Sharpener before I go to bed at night see look it’s happy I’m ready for class with my pencil Nubs all right Amber why you looking sad what’ you do what’ you do amber let me see the longest river on earth is oh no I don’t I don’t know what the
Longest river on Earth is it’s the Nile isn’t it I don’t know the Statue of Liberty is in no people from China are China Le no oh God this is our American education system actually no she didn’t even know the Statue of Liberty and that’s in America they’re just dumb wait I’m the
Football player who’s going to how are people going to take me seriously now fine Che cheers o yes can I tase them oh what are you doing hey I’m going to tase you get yeah that’s right who cheating Tommy get out of here step out
Of the classroom I will tase you in the hallway later get out of here there’s so many cheaters oh my God now I can change from being a football player to a hippie clean the board oh but I like it does that say Bobby or booby Bobby I
Apparently don’t know how to spell you are a oh what does it say oh I’ll never know o I like this oh this is oddly satisfying oh yes get all your happy artwork out of here students hello class hello M yeah that’s right fear me fear me students that’s right who’s going to
Answer questions correctly I’m hoping that if I strike fear into all of them they will become smarter to avoid the tasering Andor fire extinguishing what does the company Levi make you jeez oh my God yes you’re a genius good job Jessica which Rod it first appeared on
Desktops and oh like a mouse all right what about you Marshall Marshall I’m tasing you here terrible answer all right Amber let’s hear it Amber you’re getting tasered as well all right who else wants to try yes yes you’re the only smart one in this class Jessica I’m a hippie now I
Thought it would help control my anger from having such dumb students try to remember peace and love and harmony but it’s not working monitor the Halls oh my God my favorite activity Jimmy what are you doing successfully spoke in class I’m going to let you go Jimmy oh he sad
He wanted he wanted to be sprayed what about you Marshall go to the principal I haven’t done that yet oh he’s is happy he loves the principal oh my God you will never Lear taser I feel like these kids are supposed to be like in high school and I’m having them identify
Animals I’m so confused what their ages are get them yeah I love to tase people oh my God I’m going to get to be a a viking soon a gladiator I mean all right fine I’ll go back to my my normal self oh my God food class yes feeding my
Pencil sharpener so it doesn’t eat me at night keeping the pencil sharpener demons away eat up n n n n n anybody else literally spend a fortune trying to keep their pencil sharpener full just me I feel like I’m always buying pencils it’s ridiculous give me some tips on how
I can save money on pencils for my pencil sharpener feeding tell me how you save money on it I don’t know what’s happening these kids are making me go crazy all right Amber draw an orange I guess that’s an orange it’s orange good job Amber get out of my sight draw an
Ice cream with two scoops of chocolate well you guys all know your food good job draw pineapple no out of my sight oh my God it was a viking outfit it’s like my brain is slowly deteriorating in this game I started the job normal then these kids
Made me go crazy and I was like I’m going to be a football player today then I’m going to be a hippie and now I’m going to be a f all right Dan you see these horns that I’m I’m wearing on my Viking helmet just remember how pointy
And sharp the horns on my helmet are before you give me your answers Dan just remember just remember animal that has tusks oh Dan oh Dan gas trees produce helium no humans get energy from coal sure but I’m still probably going to stab you with my Viking helmet a bad
Marking oh is that not right I’m just stupid then sorry sorry danad animal from China yeah animal that makes webs Dam you just really love pandas you only know pandas break it up break what up oh god oh no you guys are fighting I mean I
Got to spray you guys yeah yeah naughty children all right let’s see your papers what the heck draw a boy playing a video game my God the windows the windows are right behind you I can throw you out of them so I can throw you out of them so what what
No oh w draw two friends arm wrestling no draw a woman driving a car what is this a woman in her baby driving the woman’s not driving the car you came so close the office is a oh my God the office is my favorite show how dare you
Not know what it is friend of SpongeBob Patrick good job Captain America Tom Cruz no that was clearly an X what what I’m just going to answer questions incorrectly all the students are like what she’s put her head in her hands like I’m a failure draw a hockey stick
Yeah oh wait no I’m supposed to be marking them incorrect to confuse people drawing a skateboarder Landing a trick it looks correct to me so I’m going to say it’s not correct she’s like what what did you want then drop basketball player dunking I no no this is bad no
I’m just really happy still oh wait no I’m disappointed in myself all right well it’s the same stuff over and over now so I think I’ve I think I’ve done all I can as a teacher I think I’ve shaped enough students minds and also I’m about to go to jail because I tased
Andor sprayed fire extinguishers on my students I’m going to run a prison you know with criminals I think I’d be good at it so today I’m going to try out prison life exclamation point I mean just look at the title of this game it’s exciting welcome to prison life this is
The best simulation game you’ll ever play step aside Sims you’re no match for this game apparently choose your prison Men’s prison or women’s prison which you have to pay $3 for is this gender equality I mean it it kind of seems like they’re saying that the women’s prison
Is superior but I don’t know how to take this should I be offended all right well I I guess I’ll pay the $3 I want to see what the women’s prison is like now because I am a a women yay prison life it’s like it’s yelling it at me all
Right ladies let’s see what we got today a thief group prisoners is this how is this how this happens there’s only two types of prisoners thieves and then everybody else oh my God it’s like Tinder for prisoners I’m going to swipe you right go with the thieves oh a
Hacker you are not a thief you go to the left a dealer oh my God for a second I was like wait what’s wrong with dealing cards that’s not the dealer that they’re referring to I’m just innocent dumb person who was like oh did somebody
Cheat in a card game yes if you cheat in a card game you go you go straight to jail straight to jail oh you’re a deal straight to jail stop stop cheating on card games well done officer well thank you I knew I would do a great job
Running a prison all right now what do we do o clothes shopping you need a large here you go a large and a size 11 here you go enjoy your clothing oh we can switch between the prisons we’ll just go back and forth I think we’re at
The Men’s prison now there we go hello fella oh he looks uh like he’s going to murder me did you murder someone oh I have to pose you get it dude you looking good all right now on the side yeah there you go your profile you gorgeous
You look fabulous oh yeah get out of here all right ready strike a pose you’re a tiger you’re a tiger be a tiger roar at me yes yes that’s what I’m talking about Sean pants Sean oh I can’t even I was going going to name him Sean’s shirt I thought that would be
Funny won’t let me be creative yay I did a good job look at that what a beautiful prison day right all right we’re going back to the ladies oh god oh no ladies don’t do that gas attack what if I say no what happens oh God oh God it’s chaos
Detect The Prisoner who started the fight I don’t know who oh oh oh oh we get to go we get to go back in time oh my God which one of which one of you was it oh was it pigtails pigtails pigtails why did you start the fight for
No reason she was just enjoying her food you came up out of nowhere oh no oh what’s happening some they’re escaping get her get her this looks like an alien this looks like an alien abduction abductor get her oh I got a clean oh this is way more fun
Wee wait so I just do everything at this prison I clean I take care of the prisoners I break up fights I deserve a promotion is his ID correct yes oh God this guy looks he looks nervous ah Jeremy why doesn’t this look like you Jeremy what who’s this he’s like uh no
That’s me that’s definitely me so 100% me Jeremy no solitary confinement for you get him you’re good oh he looks nervous what’s going oh who’s that who’s who’s that guy I’m sorry Mike but solitary confinement for you who’s about to start stuff again have the screen to
Repair the cam what is this Five Nights at Freddy’s remove the bolts H I’m the technician too this is a BS uh now what wake them up why just let get up there’s no sleeping in prison even though that’s like the only thing you’re allowed to do
All right pay salaries 111 can I pay you all in ones oh we’re going to be here a while Samantha we’re going to be here a while remember when you stole my lunch out of the break room Samantha this is your punishment have fun carrying all of this around Samantha
Maybe next time you won’t steal other people’s lunches ooh oh I’m getting better at this girl look at this Samantha I can’t see the top but you know here’s your pay oh we get to feed everybody here you go here oh I give you extra food do you
Want extra food extra drink oh you guys don’t appre appreciate me sort colors wow I’m so good more color sorting what am I five oh my God apparently I am I’m five I am a 5-year-old’s working at a prison oh we working out oh yeah you so
Strong whereever what happens if I hit the red oh oh don’t hurt yourself don’t hurt yourself he just came up and walked away he’s like I’m not strong enough it’s a match you like each other what isn’t this a prison simulator who is that one
Of the prisoners am I talking to one of the pr oh my God is this one of the prisoners she looks like one of the prisoners that I saw she’s wearing the orange outfit uh-oh hi what do you want go out with you really you seem kind really cool
Even though you know you murdered like five people I know that because you’re in prison find keys wait what happened to my date I definitely am trying to date a prisoner though cuz that’s the exact same outfit she was wearing in the corner okay now we’re playing magic
Tricks with the prisoners that seems uh seems legit I just blew his mind destroy dangerous messages we’re not keeping them for evidence no all right this has a skull on it seems like it might be dangerous we’re going to just destroy it this one’s okay it’s just got a lipstick
It’s from my girlfriend his one’s from my other girlfriend once again I a 5-year-old we’re running a prison oh God now who are you swipe right blondes so we’re trying to only date blondes what about your prison girl friend what is happening this is the worst person I’m
The worst person I mean she’s blonde even though uh you know she looks kind of in interesting she looks like she’s a 60-year-old woman but she says she’s 38 swipe right okay you’re not blonde no no you’re not blonde either you’re not blonde either o twins but they’re not blonde they’re
Blonde so yes and yeah all the blondes are not who I would be picking but sure are these prisoners is this Tinder for PRI finding prisoners as a prison guard I should be in jail you can’t do that but I’m going to the women’s prison maybe uh maybe the women’s prison is a
Little bit uh little bit better what do you got oh no oh I’m scared oh my God I’m scared what am I going to see Contraband okay they’re all wearing bathing suits it’s fine oh my God you have a a freaking saw how’d you get that
In here a go what our security is doing a terrible job well they said they wanted the saw for a craft project so I didn’t question it I just let him have it sign the paper oh my God can I write whatever I want I’m going to draw a
Heart oh signature oh God no wait I wanted to right hello and now it just looks like hell what you got under your bed h a cork screw uh Mallet oh and a got great who is checking these prisoners okay we’re past level 10 yep and uh just like every other app game
That I seem to play right around level 10ish they just keep recycling the same mini games over over and over so we basically beat the game I win I win at prison life yay but to go along with that game this one has also been on the top app charts called detective Masters
Which is basically what happens right before you go to prison interrogate suspects to find out if they are guilty can you punish all criminals yes I will prison Lauren is here I may also try to date them but that’s that’s besides the point all right let me go I didn’t kill
Anyone oh so is that just C what’s on your shirt what’s on your shirt sir is it ketchup that happens to me all the time don’t worry about it you got some stuff on your shirt where I mean I just caught myself all shaving but but I
Thought it was ketchup didn’t you say it was ketchup anyway why would I kill my wife I don’t know she cheated on you you’re right she cheat on me with you didn’t even want to lie you didn’t want to lie a little bit but where’s the evidence uh we lit we literally found
The weapon oh God H loser now you have no proof I mean sorry I can just I can just walk right across the room and go go pick it up it’s right you just threw it right over there let go yeah he seems like he seems fine he didn’t do it even
Though he just admitted that he did it now you going to jail have fun being in Lauren’s prison we know what goes on there now all right John G witness security guard in the robbed bank lazy and greedy all right John my name is John Gul I am the security guard at this
Bank well that’s true today I carefully patrolled the territory all night oh you seem sus he’s mad sus it’s telling me he super suspicious that was a lie what were you doing okay actually I was eating donuts and watching TV my man then I heard a noise from the bank vault
And I went to check it okay sure oh what you lied to me John how dare you John then I saw a thief running out of the Vault okay that was truth Apparently after that I called you of course I didn’t touch the money that’s a lie but
I took a couple of gold bars but I’ll get them back you just you just you robbed the bank of as well John you’re going to jail you can’t just take it and then be like never mind I’ll put it back don’t worry that’s not how crimes work
John John Smith suspect suspected of robbing a bank really tough guy hi really tough guy hey get me some coffee a Lotte you’re an espresso John which would you like Frappuccino come on I’m just kidding dude what do you think it was me who robbed the bank we have your
Hat cu the same exact would you own do you have multiple of the same hat listen how could I be a bank robber I’m flat broke uh thus why you robbed the bank go to hell how dare he spit on my face that is assaulting a police officer uh-oh it
Sounds scary but I don’t think you can prove that I’m guilty the conversation is over what what okay I robbed a bank but I have to feed three children please let me go oh no oh he’s going to make me feel guilty even though he spit in my
Face he told me to go to hell n you can’t rob a bank man you said you had to feed your kids but then you bought yourself a gold chain no lies Lizzy Wilson was a friend of the murdered girl hi sweetie my name is red butterfly no it’s
Not okay actually my name is Lizzy I work in this broel as an accountant all you all you Tik Tock users know what the term an accountant means she’s an accountant Jane the deceased and I were close friends that’s true and I know who killed her her regular client a vile politician he
Threatened to kill Jane that’s why I called you well you were a little too late she’s dead already Lizzy yeah lie she she did actually he owes me $100 but he also threatened Jane Ronald Gump I wonder who this is supposed to be suspected of murdering oh my God so dear
Officer for what reason have you called me I’m your biggest fan You Killed Someone um there must be a mistake listen I haven’t been with with a woman for centuries uh you have a lipstick on your neck though sir heck that’s from my grandma she loves me she loves you a
Little too much uh there guy I forget his name detective how about a reward for closing this case except BR no I’m a good cop a good cop even though I date people in the prison system oh God you can ex execute no let’s just arrest you
It’s too much it’s too much for me dating why do all of these prison games have have a dating component Hannah girlfriend pretty girl from Cafe oh we’re trying to get a date by the way I am Hannah never seen you here before you aren’t local I came from the land of
Your dreams o I’d never think a tough guy like you could be so romantic that’s red baby so what does a guy like you do for a living well I’m a detective baby how exciting and so dangerous I like it the scar in your face was it another
Overly Dangerous Mission I got myself about eating can tuna oh that’s so sad what are you doing this Saturday taking you out to dinner baby doll Claire cavali waitress in a diner her brother is a Mafia Boss damn that escalated I saw how my boss was shot I’m so sorry
For him lies in fact I don’t care I hated him the shooter was wearing a suit and a hat just like a real Mafia but I have no idea who this mafioso is that’s a lie okay fine it was my brother nobody likes to I’m just like that’s a lie and
They just crack immediately but Marco defended my honor my boss harassed me I mean you still can’t murder people Claire what are you looking at I’m a law-abiding citizen sure you are and I’m Lady Gaga actually really look like her do I thank you I heard about the
Shooting in the cafe it’s a tragedy but there’s no evidence pointing to me there’s a finger print on your flower you found the rose it’s a symbol of Revenge but why would I take revenge on the owner of the the cafe to defend your sister I don’t know how you figured it
Out but you’re right all right fine I shot him can I just let him go what would happen I’m just going to let you go it’s fine you seem like a good guy you said I look like Lady Gaga so you can go free that’s it case complete
Really wow I’m uh I’m terrible at my job he’s like yeah I did it what are you going to do I’m like I’m going to let you go cuz you complimented me this is why I’m not a detective all right guys well I think uh I think we’ve all seen
How good I am at running a prison and taking care of criminals I’m amazing you all knew I was amazing you guys would trust me to save your life right it’s not like I’ve made terrible decisions in every single video I’ve ever made I have found this new app game that is number
One on the top free app charts by the way called 911 emergency dispatcher where we are going to test my life-saving abilities male or female I am female oh oh guys look at me I’m so professional even though my middle computer screen has nothing on it I’ve
Already lost my mind we’re off to a good start Let’s help some people 911 what’s your emergency oh God I ate too many donuts oh my God this is so relatable is this callor me oh is this a tutorial like how many donuts is there any left
For me like 28 damn I feel I’m going to faint I mean I’m I’m pretty impressed what send me your loc really emergency response for 28 Donuts help will be right with you oh I get to decide who to send how messed up is that though help
Will be right there not going to dispatch anybody paramedics we got to do some stomach pumping there there they go yay go save donut person aka me they told me that 911 call wouldn’t be recorded and used in a video game they lied to me all right day two who will we
Save today what’s your emergency there’s a fire in my bathroom oh no you wented pootle didn’t you do you have water nearby yeah you’re it’s in the fraking bathroom no what should I do you’re in the bathroom ma’am pay your water bill yeah why why do you have no water in
Your bathroom pay your water bill be responsible do you have seriously I mean if you want to have water oh no she died all right let’s try that again when did it start how big the fire oh my God what your house must be gone too late to call is this a prank
Call no help me what are you a Sim what has this been burning for weeks okay let me just finish my coffee first all right I’m sing you firemen don’t worry firefighters are on their way all right day three doing great out of our first two days we only killed one person there
Is someone in my house chill down they won’t stay for yeah don’t worry they’ll leave they’ll leave eventually just give them what they want hear footsteps can you hide yes I’m hiding in my closet so under the bed is better sending our boys now why is under the bed better let’s
See here we go there goes the police in of assistance I hope you don’t get killed on your way from trying to transition from the closet to the the bed oh we get to break down the door oh break it down yeah freeze oh my God we
Saved they we saved them okay day four we’re doing good I hear weird sounds next door what kind of sounds sounds of crime and breaking the law what does that sound like somebody next door just screaming like I’m doing it I’m going to break the law I’m committing a crime I
Hope nobody hears me is it rainy outside I just want to know I haven’t been outside all day I’ve been at work what are you talking about help sorry I got lost in my thoughts I will set police though don’t worry just in case I don’t
Know what those sounds are but is the police on the way yeah I just said I just S I sent them yes they should be there soon what should I do I don’t know eat something yeah go eat something what did he die what happened wow I guess he really did
Hear um sounds of crime pretty sure somebody came and murdered him right here’s another chance I will save him this time what’s your location thank you for your very specific location sir oh we break down yeah freeze oh we get a cut scene oh wait no we we don’t what is
With the police officer in the back he’s just like I’m here they didn’t give me a gun this my first day I’m just going to sway my arms around and chill out I’m not like a rag cop I’m like a cool cop my kitchen is on fire is this the same
Person whose house has been on fire for a week can you use water no it is too hot I’m too hot too well then leave the house help I need somebody oh my God help I need somebody not just anybody just sticking back to this person whose house is burning down what
Happens if I don’t send anybody you’re good all right they died let’s try again try to are you out of the house yes please send the fireman oh good your voice sounds sexy this is an emergency oh we’ll save your house don’t worry there we go I
Better get a date after this I mean I feel like that maybe that was a bad time to try and hit on somebody but it’s hard to date you know it’s it’s 2021 it’s hard to meet people got to take every chance you can get my husband is
Cheating on me okay well that sounds like a you problem not a me problem life ain’t easy don’t call 911 for that have a nice day weird caller yay we did it we didn’t waste our time I got lost where are you at the shopping mall uh then you’re not lost can’t find
The exit is this a joke are you a time waster not sure but I am scared I’m scared too for Humanity cuz you’re so stupid and I guess he just wandered around and couldn’t find the exit and then died oh well it’s fine it’s just natural selection we’re just getting rid of the
Stupid ones fine I will save him I know that’s my job or whatever where are your parents is this a kid somewhere oh no it’s a kid then I should probably help the kid what are you wearing an amazing shirt and jeans that’s very descriptive I will send someone the police look for
A kid in an awesome shirt oh my God does that mean the kid is wearing Lauren Z side merch cuz that’s the only awesome shirt I know did you guys like that segue did you like that I liked that merch always Linked In the description below my cat just disappeared oh my God
Is it magic when was the last time you saw him at my mom’s have you called her I will right now but can you help I’m not send it anybody well at least that time the cat’s dead and not a human as a 911 dispatcher I don’t care about animals
I’m trying to save people all right I guess Animal Control there you go I don’t know why I sent them I feel like this is a waste of time your cat might just be at your mom’s house this mall is on fire what part of the mall right next
To PES cars I’m guessing it’s supposed to be like Tesla oh no no way are the cars okay are you serious I want a PESA truck give me one a everybody died okay what what mall is on fire I will send somebody firefighters go save my pesas
I’m having a heart attack what does a heart attack feel like I hope I never find out that’s why I want you to tell me like my heart is being attacked do you have Tylenol no does that even help for a heart attack how am I supposed to
Know I’ve never had a heart attack no but I want to be a doctor a thank you sir you have showed me that Tylenol does not work for a heart attack you know just try that’s what it’s like being a doctor just trial and error now the next
Person that has a heart attack I know not to offer Tylenol see I’m getting better guys oh oh we have we have to save them oh oh oh God okay hold on is this what I do for a heart attack oh we dancing yay boy this is so realistic I
Feel like everybody who comes back from a heart attack just wants to dance it’s part of the process there’s a robber in my house what’s he doing is he hot making a sandwich oh doesn’t sound like a robber there’s a stranger in my house you sure it’s not your dad nah he’s got
A huge belly is it Santa I’m not sending anybody I’m not sending anybody to go kill Santa uhoh I don’t think it was Santa I think it was somebody dangerous who just killed the collar my bad I don’t even know what my death count is
At now you can let me know in the comments below how many people by the end of this video didn’t make it cuz of me oh is he armed didn’t ask that last time yes huge guns ooh like arm guns is he hot how big big enough to open a
Pickle jar ooh so he’s got nice arms does he can you describe him I want to know how goodl looking he is yes he’s built like Hulk Hogan I’ll send help now me I’m going to ride with the police over there and check check this out
Check this guy out I’m really lonely I need to find somebody should I break up with my girlfriend are you hot is she hot I’m very openminded I’m just so lonely I just want somebody I sit in front of this computer all day every day I’m on day 14 of working
Working straight days in a row no days off hell yeah like like really hot though 10 out of 10 dude how old is she way old call Dr Phil not us good luck with that oh ghost hunter yes my house is haunted sweet how do you know I could
Hear and feel them I demand help in Pizza can’t say send you pizza but I can send you the Ghostbusters is help on the way yes their car is a bit old cuz they’re the Ghostbusters from the 9s ooh ooh what are we doing oh we don’t get they trick me so
Bad I just want to see what happened I’ve been robbed of what the last 10 years my job sucks tell your boss to to go screw great idea yay I’m helping everybody I got promoted oh my gosh yes yes oh yeah yeah see I told you guys I was good
At saving lives I told you I just got freaking promoted I’m that good there’s been a minor accident what type of car was it a PESA what does that matter if it’s a PESA I can buy it what are you serious tell me more I am interested in
Your car that you just destroyed just send someone to move it I want to buy it sir a a darn it I wanted to buy his car all right to’s coming to pick up my new car whether you want to sell it to me or not it’s mine my doll is haunted and
Moving ooh what’s she doing running up the walls uh can you kick her I’m afraid she will kick me back how did this happen oh that’s right we have Ghostbusters there you go oh we actually get oh my God I think I see it I see
It wait a minute is that is that body from five minutes at Freddy’s oh there’s the evil doll got it you’re welcome ma’am my wife is having contractions is she pregnant yes she is yeah that wouldn’t make any sense if she wasn’t okay uh how many months nine she was
Having the baby said help there you go the baby is almost out I thought I was going to say the baby’s out you’re going to be a cool dad I just know it excited for you oh my god there she goes wow I brought a life into this world so if
Anything that deducts some of the lives that I lost by not knowing what to do there’s a riot happening outside how many people over a 100 oh no that sounds bad probably just hide oh whoops guess that didn’t work I told him to run instead of hide he said I have no
Legs what happened uh I don’t know whether to send the paramedics cuz this man doesn’t have legs or the SWAT team to help with the rot I guess the SWAT team can you check on the man with no legs by the way make sure he’s good I’ve
Been kidnapped are you sure maybe it’s just a bad dream well now I’m very confused sorry I just can’t believe it that you were kidnapped I don’t know you but you seem very unreliable did they die they di damn it I am not a good judge of character I found an abandoned
Kitty well that doesn’t sound like an emergency that sounds like a really good day is it cute adorable bring the cat back to me I would like it please can you help me out with my homework in the meantime uh what subject is it I was formerly a teacher from a another app
Game mathematics oh man they’re arriving talk to you later get the kitty get the kitty oh there it is what was that he was like Yay Kitty get down here oh my God I’m getting promoted again yes ooh I’m colorful now all right well being that I’ve been promoted twice I
Think that pretty much shows that I could definitely save your life you know just don’t pay attention to all the other people that that I failed and died during this that uh that that that doesn’t mean anything I’ve been trying to find my next calling in life my next
Job and that’s when I found it hiring job 3D the app game I was made for this job it basically feels like what would happen if those dumb kids that I tried to teach then decided to come to me to try and get a job select your character businessman or business woman
Businesswoman confirm oh yeah okay we are interviewing Susan here for a customer service position all right Susan bring it you better be bringing your aame to this interview okay I need to ask if she has at least one year of experience Susan do you have one year of
Experience at customer service I just graduated yesterday okay Susan Susan did you not read the job listing you idiot all these kids that I taught I failed them they’re all still so stupid all right Susan time to redeem yourself do you at least have good Communications skills cuz we need
That for this job tell me more about yourself I uh my name IR well done Susan what a great communicator why should we hire you because you’re hiring oh my God Susan and I I have to make the decision based off that info whether we should hire or reject Susan um
Susan Susan girl I don’t ever want to see you again get out of here you’re an idiot you don’t meet the my criteria you have wasted my time time get out of here your shirt is stupid I love how it does confetti like I just had a confetti
Popper just at my desk and I just like every time I reject somebody I’m like Yay excellent good decision Susan was the worst we’re hiring secretary photographer admin staff oh we got to go through all of our applicants okay applying for a photographer oh my God
Another Susan or is this the same Susan Susan get out of here get out of here delete no more Susans oh crap I think we were supposed to We were supposed to reply for an interview with sus suan but no Adam we’re not looking for programmers Mary is trying to offer me a
Free loan with 0% interest wasting my time I demand additional money Mary go away schedule holidays okay Angela is it possible for me to take 4 days vacation you have 5 days remaining yes Angela I will allow you to go on vacation cuz I am a good boss my vacation needs to be
From the 14th to the okay from there to there submit uhoh please check what oh oh there we go I know what I’m doing Angela all right don’t tell anybody about this oh my God we can now stamp documents I’m so excited yes stamp it
Okay here we go oh yeah right in the center I’m a master Stamper nobody can stamp better than me a new outfit hiring is war no why would I wear this this is going to terrify people oh okay guz we got a we got a slow day at
The office we’re just going to play some garbage basketball these are all of Susan’s applications there we go Susan stop trying to apply here you’re the worst there we go I just can’t believe the first person I had that named Susan and then we actually got an application from
A Susan oh my God Susan Susan why are you everywhere who put you in the it pile I’m going to have to talk to our other HR people I got to I got to warn them about Susan she’s trying to get in here okay there we go
Wow I spend a lot of money on confetti poppers let me just tell you I mean it does make the workday go quicker when every time you complete a task you get to pop some confetti it’s a little life hack for you guys it’s payday all right
Damn l oh wait is that your annual salary or like your bi-weekly salary your bi-weekly salary then you need a pay cut never responded in chats she never responded to my DMs L I wanted to have a ladies night with you L watch some chick flicks you never responded
You get a pay cut L whoa I pay cut you $3,000 oh yeah I’d be mad too that’s a lot of money Steve refus to join discussions respectful to others leaked company leaked company secret Steve Steve that’s fireable bye Steve get out of here out of here get out of here oh
God Susan no oh God you were wearing the same the same top as as Susan from the first interview I got scared for a second Patricia respectful s lied about being sick well you’re going to take a pay cut cuz I don’t like your shirt and
You’re a dirty liar get out of here yay ruining people’s days okay we got Dave Clara Mary no Susans no Susans thank God no Susans I would like to interview more people please thank you truck driver all right this is my favorite part of the job minimum 5 years experience I can
Only ride a bike why are these people wasting my time I mean can you see at least how do I look like you look like an interviewer okay sure yes how I look like sir you’re supposed to say that you look good baby but whatever can you read
A map how did you get here gosh I got lost 10 times oh my God we’re never going to find anybody we’re never going to find anybody get out of here I mean you have no experience and you don’t know how to read a map or get somewhere successfully
How mad at me I’m sorry that the school system failed you I mean I probably played a part in that because I uh I was the one that taught all you guys but you know whatever not my problem I have a job please can I take leave for 2 days
Edward Edward you have no you have no days off is somebody dying are you dying no then no you can’t take any time off get out of here I want to take a day off from work no you’re not getting there’s give me a reason you need to give me a
Good reason if you have no days off can I take leave for a day yes Jenny cuz you you up five it would be best if it’s on August 19th well then I’m going to give you the 18th no I’ll be I’ll be nice I’ll be nice oh my God one of my
Wonderful employees are here with a gift for me thanks for always taking care of us a oh how cute and thoughtful they love me here oh and I got a water cooler what else I got I put blinds up on a wall where there was no window just to
Uh give the impression I have a window oh my God it’s so stop Susan go away I’m putting you I’m putting you in Sal so that somebody throws you away after oh yeah it’s payday Clara bad at Teamwork useful in discussions um why is nobody doing a
Good job also why do I either have to increase your pay or pay cut you like I feel like I should just pay you what you’re owed but pay cut here you go do better Rowan leaked company secret what is this company secret did we murder people why didn’t you leak the company
Secret to me me I want to know what it is Rowan now we getting rid of you can’t have people leaking company Secrets is it that the company gives me so much money for confetti every month is that why is that what you leaked that’s nobody’s business but mine I don’t care
That I’m spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on confetti okay it’s necessary I just want to give more interviews I thought that was my thought that was the main part of my job but I’m learning that that’s not true why do you look like the uni bomber please can I
Take leave for 2 days why what are you going to do all right is this for you to go murder somebody as long as it’s Susan that’s fine it’s approved next week I need to leave town for a day no why what people coming in here you be da unless you’re
Dying you need to be here oh I want to borrow a joystick what uh this you mean a controller what do you need a controller for she just ingested it into her body okay can I borrow a hole puncher where’s all your guys stuff this I think there you go why you borrowing
All my stuff and ingesting it into your stomach that is also not proper work attire yes I get to interview finally okay translator do you speak English once upon a time there is a cat the end brilliant do you speak French oh no wait why did that they gave me the
Okay that was not French speaks French say something in Fr we just oh I’m very confused I guess he’s fine sure you’re hired I don’t know what that what happened during that second question that was not French it was a totally different language oh well he knows languages that’s all I need what
Is VIP by the way what the heck no ads salary times 2 VIP outfit exclusive pet dog why what do you need a pet dog for I mean besides the obvious but I meant like for your job why do you need a pet dog also you be $5 a week for that what
No thanks I don’t need a fake virtual dog that bad all right who leaked company Secrets today liked by customers always asks for a raise bad at Teamwork well the customers like you so we’ll keep you on but we’re cutting your pay takes good care of things rude to
Customers why do we have such terrible employees why are you all terrible Li about being sick rude to custo oh my God why out of here get out you’re all the worst Susan’s starting to look better and better every day uh who wears sunglasses to an interview seems sketchy
Is that cuz it’s Susan are you in Disguise Susan can you work on under tight deadlines Not Susan I always finish in a blink of an eye can you calculate properly Not Susan what’s 2 plus two pretty sure it’s F oh my god do you have strong spreadsheet skills she
Didn’t even know what 2 plus two was we really going to hire this lady what are spreadsheets all right Susan get out of here you’re still no get out of here out of here you don’t know what 2 plus two is it’s 11 all right guys well uh I
Hated everybody these are definitely the kids that I tried to teaching all grown up still dumb today I will become a psychic oh yeah get ready vulnerable people are going to be coming to me asking me about their Futures presents maybe their dead loved ones and I me I’m
Going to be the one to comfort them psychic teller 3D tell Destiny shock the world ruin lives first we have to pick our gender uh female of course I’m also very well inow thank you name oh my God very well owed that’s where I hide all
My secrets oh hello ma’am yeah oh wait yes should put my phone down there we go yes yes I will tell you things that you didn’t think anybody would know of all the questions that you can ask in the entire universe what is your question I
Always think of my husband does he think of me too oh my God that’s kind of pathetic and desperate you can ask me any question about the universe and that okay let me see oo oh there’s her husband what’s he thinking about his car are you ready to
Hear Mom did you see something bad H so tell her something that’s not true but keep her happy or tell her the truth you came here for the truth I’m telling you the truth he thinks of cars I knew it then why did you come to me you have a
Handsome friend I mean he was thinking about cars at that one day at his desk but sure yeah I’ll insinuate the you should go cheat on your husband cuz he thinks of his car once every now and then oh that made me uh that made me
More Angelic I don’t know how but it did I guess cuz I didn’t lie to her we’ll go the nice route first and then then we’ll see what the the evil route is oh my God we’re on the road to being a God oh my
God we’re on the road to being a god hello sir what would you like to know Earth is flat and virus doesn’t exist feel like I’m genius you must be right oh wow disaster why is that bad tell my IQ this is not I I think you’ve come to the wrong place
That’s not my job oh apparently ooh never mind I will check 80 IQ oh my God chimpanzees are smarter than this man you have 80 IQ hey you liar I have 160 IQ act like you don’t heard I don’t cheed you sir go away what
How does that make me more evil then I just got to advertised the game about iq’s all right who do we got next when will I be a beautiful girl oh oh we have to see how many days okay really that’s it you just got to
Get rid of your acne and then you you think that you’re beautiful after that that’s all girl you can be beautiful and have acne you seem messed up really no I was joking okay when will I be a beautiful girl never because inner beauty is the most
Important and you don’t have that if you think that you’re not beautiful just because because of your acne how did I fail I thought I could be evil why are you not letting me be evil game I want to be evil ooh a Ouija board yes please
Yes who would you like to contact from Beyond the Grave wonder if Spirits are real let’s find out how many spirits are in this room 900 oh my God oh God that’s too many I’m scared send us a sign I am real ooh the lights flickered you’re not
Real but no did they kill us okay fine you convinced us that was it that’s all I had to say thank you for your services you just wanted to know if they were real well there you go all right who do we got today when will I
Die let’s find out why would you want to know that why would you want to know you oh right now wait is he about to die like right this second uh was not expecting that so you’re about to die sir in in right now something is
Happening to me you lived too much rip you imag you’re just like help me help me ma’am there’s something happening to me and I’m just like rip rip sorry still getting paid for the session right I’m going to take it out of your your wallet you don’t need it
Anymore all right who’s next my wife doesn’t tell gender of our child I want to know like your child’s already born and you just don’t know or it’s her baby that’s that’s not born yet it’s the baby that’s not born yet all right let’s see what could it
Be I don’t know it’s a boy yay I am so happy right now are you sure the boy is from you are are you now he’s going to wonder if the child is not his I feel like psychics have so much power though they could literally just
Implant something in in your in your brain that just going to make you think about it nonstop whether it’s real or not that’s why I’m too I’m too scared to go to a psychic what if they tell me something that yeah makes me think about it nonstop whether it’s real or not can
You look at my coffee Fortune sure what is what is a coffee Fortune like reading tea leaves okay we have to look for oh it’s a heart oh I have to find a tree too uh I don’t see a tree oh wait it’s there so good at this
I I saw love in a tree you will fall in love with a tree sir thank you you’re welcome go find the tree of your dreams sir and hope nobody cuts it down come in sir what would you like to know if my wife does a lot of sports will she be
Fit what are these questions let’s find out oo but yes if you exercise you will usually be fit two months 3 months 4 months her body’s the same she looks exactly the same this poor poor girl is trying so hard to lose weight she looks
Exactly the same she would not be oh I don’t know she looked the same to me she will be fit sir wow he looked way too happy for that he’s like finally my wife my wife will be fit and skinny people are all terrible I don’t even care that
I’m ruining a lot of their lives it’s this lady again I will meet a new boy tomorrow at 10:00 will he come uh let’s see see if you’re going to get stood up on your date oh no oh no oh he’s thinking about her twerking at least oh
It’s not her she not she’s not dressed in purple he will not going to make it sorry sorry ma’am but it’s probably for the best cuz he’s he just wants to see you twerk o it’s a new lady could you read my handlines give me your hand I
Will read your handlines here has one hand line I used to know what each line meant oh that’s her Lifeline she’s got another 30 years is this the Love Line oh money no you will make a million dollars and here’s your love line I mean so far you’re doing pretty good two
Marriages all right you will marry twice and be rich because your first husband uh you’re going to marry for his money and then take it all happy to hear that thanks you’re happy you’re going to be married twice hello sir which horse will win in the big race ah want to win money
I see number three now should I help him I don’t like cheaters one will win oh come on it won’t even let me be evil who do we got next will I go to heaven or hell after I die oh you look like a sinner ooh let’s
See wow you just made it sir you just made it you will go to haben are you sure I mean there’s a rumor of treasure in my garden is it correct I should probably not tell him so I can go get it all right oh oh oh just looking for
Treasure we found a watch treasure is there a dog house in your garden yes how did you know I’m the best teller in the entire planet clearly whatever thing I just made you rich man I did not need to tell you where the treasure was how dare
You give me the stink eye I want to know what I’m aleric to well you should go to a doctor then not me but sure let’s see oo bread are you going to be allergic to bread sir okay he’s okay he’s okay he’s okay oh thank God you are very close to being
Allergic to the greatest food item on planet Earth sir all right what’s this milk why is your milk on a pedestal oh God oh God you’re allergic to milk also stop placing it on a pedestal it’s weird can you go to the doctor next time please going to be mad
At me really cuz I’m pointing out the obvious I hate my clients I hate them I’m too smart for them cuz I’m the greatest fortune teller in all of the land who’s next oh it’s this guy again what do you want I have my first concert tomorrow how will it go let’s
See nobody seems to be dancing or enjoying it at all oh there we go it will go good you’ll be famous only in your village I’m a life changer yes or a life ruiner am I the real parent of my child oh God life ruiner here for you let me
See oh I’m DNA testing in my crystal ball okay scanning hairs positive so he is the father but I’m going to teach him a lesson he should have went to a DNA Center not a fortune teller so you’re not the parent oh my God he seems really
Happy uh I may have just ruined the mom’s life not his he wanted it out for sure whoops who’s next how will I die will the answer make you happy this is none of your business calm down champ let’s go I hope it’s not something terrible I hope it’s not really painful
You seem like such a nice person getting hit by a truck that’s what you get for being a bad mean person you will die in a car accident that was it you don’t want to know any specifics I forgot my account password with 100K followers help me oh it’s the tut tube B
Jm4 okay here’s your tutu password how could I forgot check your brain cells next time man she’s probably going to make a storytime YouTube drama video about me hello ma’am how do I go viral if I make a video ooh let’s find out I want to know too let’s see oh my God
This is how you go viral I did not know it’s so simple then do the chicken dance then do a little bit of twerking oh yeah that’s the twerking girl that guy was thinking of you should do the twerk dance starting only fans you will grow
There you go ma’am it’s how you grow on YouTube you make twerking videos oh God oh my God it’s this guy again if I join a talent show will I be famous you don’t look like a talented person will you waste my time here here or answer my
Question fine stop coming here if you hate me so much no you got to do the twerk dance man you got to do the twerk dance oh no I told you I told you that’s the only thing that works you are not talented I’m sorry oh you look fancy is
My boyfriend cheating on me let’s find out yep he cheating oh my God that’s right jump off the bridge oh my God no don’t be sad he is a jerk be strong be strong girl my husband died last month what is he doing there oh you want to
See what your husband is doing uh in the afterlife okay oh God uh I’m so happy damn burn um I don’t know if I want to tell you he’s thinking of you yeah I’m just I’m going to sugar coat it oh I can’t I can’t sugar coat it I have to ruin This
Woman’s life oh God game Savage well I was trying to save you from the Heartbreak but the game won’t let me so he’s sitting on throne with girls but he is still missing you okay good I I saved it a little bit saved it a little bit
All right guys well I think I’ve ruined enough people’s lives today we had lots of cheaters and lots of people who don’t know how to go to doctors go to doctors please not psychic tellers unless it’s me I’m lifechanging H the number one free app game right now is called
Streamer life sorry exclamation point streamer life and it kind of just showed up out of nowhere I’m a little scared do you dream of becoming a famous influencer that this game is for you okay Haley you are now Lauren this is me this is the new me this is what I would
Look like with pink hair and also if I was extremely skinny and had green eyes you know what this looks nothing like me but we’re just going to pretend oh my God go live getting that anxiety that I get right before I press the go live button
It’s a real thing 3 2 1 I’m live don’t do anything stupid don’t embarrass yourself please please you are representing me now you’re followers want to know you better select what Suits You O I’m a dog lover sure I like art not a huge yoga person spirituality
CH tea share working out I mean I’m open to everything I like food but I’m not crazy about cooking love music Love blogging even though I don’t love movies love reading surfing never have coffee astrology great there’s only three things I don’t do you know what I want
To be open to everything your followers want to know what type of influencer you’re going to be a lifestyle influencer or an entertainment one definitely entertainment that was great great now it’s time to stream more wait end stream that was it that’s it wow that was a first class stream if I ever
Did say so they’re like Lauren what do you like everything Lauren what do what kind of influence are you going to be entertainment you get the bare minimum answers for me all right we have 84 followers and one person watching us live great thank you my one fan you’ve
Been feeling a little lonely lately and downloaded a dating app time to meet someone new start swiping we’re doing this live we’re doing this live okay oh God mole Gibson sometimes I wish you were my mom Mo oh God mole you have way too many problems for me to address uh no thank
You mom lover in a weird way what Paisley green organic mustache grower lactose intolerant you seem like an interesting person I’m going to say yes Mark Franco film director really film director animal lover believes in soulmates I still want the organic mustache grower it’s a match oh my God
You don’t say look at the chat at the bottom hello gor just love the way you look OMG I love this your match texts you saying he found your house and he’s outside so creepy find an item to defend yourself Jesus this escalated so quickly pick the pillow pick a baseball bat the
Baseball bat oh this better get me followers yeah get him get the stalker oh I have to get him got him we just did did that live I’m going to get arrested I mean he didn’t I don’t know if he what what was he doing he just came in and
Stared at me and then I hit him with a baseball bat he definitely had it coming he’s fine though no worries that was wild end stream yay give me the money oh I’m stupid the live count is how many live streams I’ve done not how many
People are watching me what am I doing like look at her also it’s at eye level with her bosoms not her face girl girl come on pinkhair Lauren all right we’re going live what’s going to happen today time to play Truth or Dare oh mystery what does that mean oh
Oh who made these cards what does it say hi Astro from sales force here to help you choose your own sales Cloud Adventure what what is this here is Appy the Bobcat to offer you what what is this is this an ad oh my God it was an
Ad it was an ad oh oh whoops I was so startled by the ad that I thought was part of the game that I I don’t know what I chose what was the other option I’ll never know all right I guess we’re going with it we’re dancing we’re
Dancing for followers I feel weird but that’s all I had to do did I get followers that was wild everyone is drooling over you hell yeah and stream just smash the like button thirsty shake it I’m just reading the chat these are not just my organic thoughts oh there’s
Lots of peach emojis I can’t believe I got duped by an ad that hasn’t ever happened to me before threw me completely off celebrity collab what I only have like 50 followers how am I getting a celebrity collab you say that you have a famous guest star in your stream today it’s
Riri oh hi Riri oh yeah there’s literally no sound in this game so I hear nothing we’re just going to pretend like I’m an amazing singer everyone is wondering how on Earth you know her she’s my cousin she’s my fan oh my God if I say that she’s my fan I’ll get
Clout yes oh she mad oh she mad you my cousin she reveals that you guys are in fact cousins and tells a really embarrassing childhood story about you Riri how dare you tell one about her oh yeah well here’s something embarrassing about her oh you had Riri on your stream
And you sang with her that is top tier content we embarrassed the crap out of one of another in front of 92 people all right let’s upgrade the carpet ooh look at that rainbow carpet love it yeah let’s get the green we got a green table we’re just getting green everywhere cuz
Green is the color of money please donate me money it’s dinner time but you got no cash what are you talking about I got 50 bucks how about asking your dad all right what’s my chat saying the stream is awesome I’m literally just sitting here tweaking out look at my
Face I am tweaking out love the way you look thank you give me more more money so I don’t have to ask my dad for money hey Daddy I need money for food sure but we got to twerk together dad why what no you weirdo why cuz
You’re my dad I don’t need a reason you have to though girl it is not worth the pizza I’ll be there in a second get ready to shake it oh god oh I hate this oh we’re doing this live we’re doing this live we have 242 people people want
To see this oh God oh God I hate it ah it’s so jiggly now a true baddy who me or my dad you deserved it and now it’s time to spend it my dad is a creep I hate it oh yeah all the the peach emojis in the chat oh God now what
Are we doing are we gaming this time are we gaming today time to order something to eat oh I mean we’re saying we we getting pizza can we get all of it a disappointment all right pizza he’s looking really fine what are you going to do let’s try to impress
Him oh my God no that’s not what I meant no no great we didn’t get our pizza either girl than and he’s running away see what you did do you see what you did where’s our pizza now girl we twerked with our dad for pizza money and now we
Didn’t even get the pizza none of this is worth it career the hot one he might have been scared by you oh plenty of fish in the sea he literally run away OMG love my chat love you guys love you chat I have the most supportive chat can
Somebody please give me money for pizza oh yeah I’m D I’m not even live I don’t think I don’t think I’m live I’m just okay I’m practicing I practice before I go live ooh black yeah like my soul okay let’s go oh now it’s happening strange noises are
Coming from the house there might be a Thief what is going on in this girl’s life we’ve had had a stalker her dad is a creepy weirdo now there’s a thief in her house call 911 find a baseball bat yeah right dealt with this myself last time apparently I can’t this time you
Called them but they didn’t care at all you got to defend yourself now wow pick the gum what hold to make a bubble what in the world oh my God is he going to float away I’m amazing how do I only have 179 people watch I had more people
Watching me and my dad twerking the other day you asked your followers what to do and they’re suggesting two different options I have a thief and a bubble guys what do I do let him go wait for the authorities wait for the authorities let’s just chill with them I
Was not expecting this me Nei congrats on handling it so smoothly you did the right thing did I though did I I don’t feel like it was the right thing uh what are you ready for a photo shoot full of surprises is this for my only fans I
Mean hot tub streams are all the rage right now so let’s just pretend like this is a hot tub stream but I don’t don’t have a hot tub you got a sponsorship offer for a women’s luxury brand you mean bathing suit for my hot tub stream what’s a pretty bathing suit taking pictures
Posing oh god oh no oh god oh this one terribly wrong I hope the sponsorship money pays for this your house is on fire what do you do call Dad call the fire department don’t call your dad I kind of want to call her dad just
Because I want to see what he would do what is he going to do oh my God he’s such a creeper hi dad there’s a fire here please help me I’m just going to stand like a Sim oh my God look at Dad look at dad coming in
Like a champ he’s spraying it directly on me wow thank thanks Dad your dad scolds you for wearing laundre on camera what is your next move apologize or show him the money but Dad look at all the money I just got please don’t oh my God he keeps getting weirder or cooler I
Don’t know I don’t know which one he’s like you made how much money doing that I have 279 people watching me live now I literally trapped somebody in a giant bubble never been done before but my dad gets on camera in a bikini and people lose their minds that was a bit awkward
But your dad made everyone laugh you got extra money and your followers love the show all right now what you revealed that you are releasing a song but your fans have mixed feelings ask them why I sang like an angel earlier everyone wants to hear what you sound like I just
I sang for you guys with ReRe do you not remember sing a song for them guys just baited me into doing this la la la la la la voice of an angel I’m releasing a song soon it’s called la la la la you were good but still every influencer is
Releasing a song nowadays so your followers are not impressed throw a tantrum yes throw a t yes you know that you’re good and you don’t need anyone’s opinion you do you girl end the stream I’m speechless you sound so bad oh my God that was so
Bad why are you guys so mean to me well good I feel like Tantrums get more recognition on Twitter and stuff anyway drama will get me more followers got a sponsorship offer for promoting a hair vitamin sweet oh God smells like chemicals are you actually going to take it no we have
Integrity everyone saw you didn’t take the vitamin whoops keep acting like you took it actually take it fine if my hair falls out it’s all your guys fault oh great no never mind oh God I’m dying never mind I’m oh my hair fell I’m dying and my hair fell out you guys all
Happy you look bad a true baddy oh thank you oh my hair grew back I guess or It’s A Wig I I can’t keep up there is someone in the house and noises are coming closer girl for the love of God lock your doors don’t get murdered on camera
Apparently he’s your biggest fan and he wants a kiss normally it would be a terrible idea to try and date your biggest fan that’s just a disaster waiting to happen but it’s going to get me more viewers so let’s just kiss him okay let’s kiss you yes are we dating now are you
Dumb yep he’s pretty cute though and your followers seem to like this wild side of you I thought they were going to get on me and be like she not single anymore boo we can hear your stomach growling girl it’s time to eat something eat the left of overs ew ew I’m
Disgusting ew e no you’re going to die yep yep once again something is wrong with your stomach you don’t say you should fart it out what is this game just rip it just rip it really loud oh my God a leg lift you literally just how are you going to cover this up
I I don’t know the situation really got away from me don’t care just keep streaming keep streaming nobody’s going to know nobody knew wow I just realized you could tap her and she just you know goes up and down hate it hate it truth or dare again are we running out of
Stream ideas already dare you got to eat a banana oh my God I hate this game I hate this game we’re just going to skip over that part because no I’ve been through too much with this game already I actually want the dad to come back where’s your
Dad all right guys well that’s it for streamer life and uh I feel weird that was a weird game that’s nothing like being a streamer actually I would rather at the end of it have watched a live stream of her creepy Dad I’ve been offered a new job to become a judge now
In order to become a successful judge I need to leave my emotions out of my decisionmaking no emotion just logic can we end this quickly I’m so wasted right now oh oh you going tell so today I’m playing judge 3D who did it you be the
Judge they all did it they’re all guilty all right let’s take this urgent case hello Sharon I am your secretary hi secretary Sharon I will be handling your cases from now on all right Sharon we’re going to get along just fine what do you want what do you want today’s case is
About a kid who mured a guy his mother so many things just happened but first of all my voice hey second of all oh my God why is this my first case thank you have a great day okay leave me alone now we’re always mean to Sharon
Leave me alone now um judge shall we go get some coffee after some time oh Sharon are you hitting on me I mean with my deep voice I can see why so that we can get to know each other oh sure that’s a good idea cool then I will see
You I’m trying to mouth out my voice acting good luck with the case thanks Sharon again get out of here hello Billy hello Billy a suspect information named Billy age 11 accused of killing a man Billy Billy no Billy why you do this you committed a murder damn you murderer
Damn you murderer new murderer oh my God I love I love the voice acting we expect you in court we expect you in court add your signature oh this is going to be great okay oh this is not working out here’s a z Lauren Z I have stapped it with my judge
Approval good job judge thanks game dude can you use this evidence dude I am your judge hold on okay I don’t have a gavl you know a gavel like the the hammer judges hammer with I’m a real judge I don’t have a gavl or a hammer that I can
Use but I do have this chicken from the 100 mystery button video that I filmed and uh I mean he’s gavel like let’s try oh it works order in my court get out of here okay you want to use a soda can for evidence dude potential evidence items why do you want
Soda as evidence no hell no get out of my sight judge I found this at the crime scene yeah that’s probably important give it to me yes give it to me hey judge can you use this as evidence no who are all you people hello ma’am hi
I’m Billy’s lawyer I came to discuss the case your outfit is atrocious I object make it short don’t spend my time Billy is just a kid he killed that guy to protect his mother please don’t send him to Jail murder is murder H you are right
I’ll think about it you are the best judge ever thank you thank you I am the best judge ever get out of here oh my God why is everybody talking order oh my gble yes okay silence silence your honor we brought you the mother of the suspect my
Son was protect objection your honor she is a victim my son protect all chicken I don’t need you she is a victim it is not appropriate overall I will allow it my son was protecting me from that disgusting man please don’t send my little boy to prison I’m sorry your
Honor I don’t know why I am here you don’t know why you’re here Billy you murdered a guy what do you mean oh you didn’t learn your lesson Billy look Kido if you lie you will spam the rest of your life in prison yes your honor I am
Aware of that I keep trying to mouth it out but then forget what I’m supposed to be saying so is it true that you murdered that man murder are you joking I’m just a kid oh you saying you didn’t murder him we have strong evidence to prove it haha it’s impossible unless you
Found my gun oh my God Billy Billy Billy you just admitted that you have a gun Billy oh God Billy I have to put you in prison you’re so stupid yeah here oh my God you found it yeah Billy I hit it very well in my toy box Billy
You’re just admitting everything right now oh my God Billy I don’t know what to do I’m definitely not executing Billy Billy’s 11 this is so hard the guy he killed was a really terrible bad guy that kind of deserved it but at the same time I’m a judge and if somebody gets
Murdered I have to send them to jail especially when they’re so stupid that they admit that they murdered the person in court and even said the murder weapon out loud you’re going to jail Billy I’m sorry no I will miss my mom in prison it’s fine we won’t send you there that
Long you’re a minor hey judge I think you made the best decision on the last case thank you Sharon oh I like that you call me judge that is my name anyway and my job tell me about yourself judge what do you like I like you baby
What is it that you like about me you are so hot baby I’m glad we got to know each other better me too I hope we can do something like this again after you finish your cases I’m a very busy man maybe we can I am a very busy man Sharon
Maybe that’s promising my love too busy putting children in prison oh we can unlock setting somebody on fire great and look I got an aquarium being a judge is the best hi again judge hi very excited to see you ooh you again give me the case then leave today’s case is
About a guy who robbed a b she just takes it she’s like he’s so mean to me but he said I was hot yesterday so he got away with millions of dollars good luck well it seems like an open and shut case car Sharon I mean suspect John age
31 accused of robbing a bank sup John the robber John the robber come to court as up bring the money as well yeah you just you return the money John we’ll call it even there’s my signature I’m very unstable J I hope you trust me with your case hey judge can
You use this as evidence you’re all idiots hell no get out of my sight dude can you use this evidence you mean a bag of money yeah I need that even if it wasn’t evidence give it to me I would like that bag of money please hi I’m
John’s lawyer I came to discuss about the case oh yeah you’re going to give me a Saab story oh you must be that robber’s filthy lawyer yes that would be me I’m supposed to be nonbiased I’m very biased we can give you some cash if you let my guy go
Free how much how much cash are we talking about I can give you $2,000 $22,000 I make that in a day as a judge man ha make that $10,000 or leave the office okay okay 10,000 it is I’ll see you on court okay can I still just take
The 10,000 to still make the guy go to jail all right chicken gabble silence silence silence in my courtroom we brought you a he is the security guard of the bank that was robbed okay I saw the guy objection your armor I saw that guy what is this guy’s
Outfit shft while I was eating my donut I saw him he was there oh no but no security camera footage it’s just your word against his I need that $10,000 man you are accused of robbing a bank what do you say I should have lots of money
If I robbed it but I don’t seems legit what about this bag of money oh okay I admit that I did it damn it so I could still let him go and get my $10,000 but I mean he admitted it he admitted it in front of everyone I can’t John you’re an
Idiot you’re going to jail say hi to Billy for me I hope I get a really bad person cuz I want to use one of the execu I want to use this light on fire one oh hey Sharon hey judge here is your today’s case it is about a homeless
Person attacking another person oh no I just want to execute by way I’m still waiting for you to invite me to a new date oh my bad oh where do you want to go sweetie hello Mr Ezekiel you assaulted an innocent man come to court hi judge I am ezekiel’s lawyer can you
Just end this case fast I want to get paid immediately wow you’re a terrible person just hand the court I want to get paid immediately she’s the worst lawyer ever quiet I hate all of you he just came out of nowhere and attacked me without any reason oh no maybe it’s cuz
Your outfit was terrible first of all I’m sorry for hitting him oh he seems like a nice guy and I’m sorry for wasting your time around what are you talking about my life is a living hell you’re Alor oh no I have no money how
And anyone I can call a friend I’ll be your friend please help me jail would be best place for me to live oh I attacked that guy on purpose so that you could put me in jail oh you seem like a nice guy if prison is
Where you want to be then prison you will go I’m just sending everybody to prison much wrong everybody’s going to prison I’m so grateful I don’t know how to feel about this one I feel like I just rewarded him for beating somebody wow withar expensive I can’t believe you
Bring me here I’m so so excited oh yeah anything for my beautiful secretary this date is amazing so far eat your soup Sharon come to my place I can make you happier oh that would be great oh naughty oh hey Shar judge I’m sure that
You will like today’s case why is that I hate hit and runs I’m sure you hate them as well yes but is it worthy of execution I need to see what this is like it’s about an old lady getting hit by a car good luck I believe in you
Thank you Sharon that story is heartbreaking I mean he didn’t kill anybody so he technically isn’t a candidate for execution but he hit an old lady and then ran away that is a terrible person Jason right chicken execution time order order order silence silence I honor we brought
You the a relative of the victim she is the granddaughter of the victim okay oh my God your honor I’m miss my grandmother so much oh she the grandma did die well then this is a murder case accidental murder but murder I thought the grandma was still alive I sometimes
See her in my dreams oh my God he is the perfect candidate for getting set on fire can we end this quickly I’m so wasted right now oh you going die finally a terrible person my La told me to say I did not see her were you wasted you damn killer
There is no evidence to prove that this oh no that is not mine that is my friend’s bottle oh yeah oh I don’t have the fire one I only have the exploding one all right oh my God I just threw Dynamite at him in a courtroom I’m pretty sure I
Should be in jail I just what I’m flabbergast my date night with Jaren this movie is so good I’m watching you and it’s better oh judge you are so fast damn Sharon I had a great night so far judge we can make it even better we can
Go to my room oh judge we came here to watch movie I’m leaving no Sharon no can I use your shower before I leave actually let’s shower together what judge get over yourself oh no I’m rooing this date see you later at work no I ruined it I moved too fast whatever
Sharon I’m too good for you anyway hey judge how are you are you sleeping well these days what what do you want with my sleep I haven’t been able to sleep after I saw this case oh God I’m scared it is about a guy defending himself in his
House he was sleeping when a thief broke into his house he shot and killed the thief oh no I kind I was hoping to get somebody really bad cuz I want to try the fire I feel like we’re going to have to try the fire anyway hi judge I am
Arthur’s lyd sup I’m sure that you will not send a guy to jail who is just defending himself nope I’m going to set him on fire instead that is none of your business so how do you plead I did not kill him even if I did it it would be
Self-defense oh you’re saying you didn’t even kill him if he was shot then where is the gun I mean right here oh no it was supposed to be hidden just defending my myself let me go if I didn’t want to see how this flame execution went I
Would let him go I mean the guy broke into his house I’m sorry I’m so sorry oh my God and then at the top it says good job judge no no I just get three stars regardless what if I did that to Timmy would I still get three stars I should
Be in jail I should be in jail all right well I think I set enough people on fire and sent enough people to prison for the day oh that’s right I got another job I think today’s job is going to be the perfect job for me finally because I am
Going to get to work with animals as a zookeeper by playing Zoo happy animals it’s my first day I love how the hand just shakingly like this is me like it’s my first day you’re making me feed an alligator all right toss it tap and hold to feed oh God oh
God just drop it drop it drop it drop is that a human bone we’re just going to not pay okay drop it drop it in the M drop okay okay that was a close one but we’re okay shakingly bringing the meat out again just caught my nerves he’s
Just a happy alligator he’s just a happy oh God he’s an angry alligator what is that a what do I do oh I’m scared oh why are you angry don’t be angry don’t be angry don’t is this a kids game okay it was my first day and my arm is gone these are
Supposed to be happy animals why oh oh okay so is it just when he’s angry so if I just put my oh God he’s angry please alligator this prosthetic arm cost me so much freaking money please don’t take my pratic arm please ooh risky
Okay so so far I lost an arm but we’re okay a okay this exhibit is way safer was the baby elephant here you oh God oh God tap to have fun what does that mean o Rainbow Oh I am having fun and there’s bananas falling from the sky okay this
Makes it better that I lost my arm I don’t care so much about losing my arm yesterday o control defense should I do order or chaos I choose chaos I about to see a oh okay not the way that I thought it was going to go let’s see how this
Goes uh again the Lions did not make out really well all right we are stealing we’re the monkey stealing meat from a lion please don’t get murdered in front of me we’re going to go right while he’s looking at us go go be the boss uh and the monkey died all right oh
My God we get to shave an alpaca yes oh he loves it oh I’m living my best life oh God what is it oh it’s a little oh the boot is so cute yay oh my God it’s like encompassing every popular app game into one app game my God all these girls app
Games a there’s holes all these girl app games prepared me for this get the bananers get B naners what just happened to that last one we just kicked him off wasn’t good enough oh hell no leave the monkey leave he that worth it oh God okay monkey I lost an arm already for
The love of God oh God oh God what am I doing what am I doing what Mony I hate you I hate you I hate you monkey I hate you I hate o look at that balance ah he almost got my arm monkey I swear to God monkey
Monkey I just died just died no big deal just going to do a do a little do over ah why can’t I balance push the monkey off push the monkey off into the alligator oh my God come on come on come on come on come on come on I know you’re
Out of balance because you’re missing an arm from earlier but you can do this you can do this I can do this I’m the Zookeeper I can do this throw him in throw him in throw him in we’re just going to say we threw him
In he was the worst oh I’m telling you they it’s like they picked every popular app game was like we’re going to put that in our game oh so difficult feed the crocodile I don’t want to oh we’re doing the same thing but with three all right
How do we do this come get it ah I’m so scared ah here here here come can I just drop it please why are you not dropping it do I have to like put it in his mouth he’s going to take my arm again release to feed
Safely okay okay that was a trial one okay we’re we’re doing better we’re doing okay okay well I died again here here here here okay I hate this job oh it’s the dirty baby elephant again he’s so cute and isn’t a danger to me or my arms you’re making it 10 times
Harder there’s a hippo now yes we finally get to throw food we’re throwing food no need to put our arms in there no need it’s how it should be with the alligators too get them all wow thanks for throwing a watermelon at my face once I was already done eating
Oh now we have a pink one uh he he’s eating it it’s stuck there we we go I was going to say it’s stuck in his mouth he has one the alpaca has one yay you look fabulous okay can I ask why they put a freaking alligator on
My way to go feed Lions what if I just go straight to the alligator hello buddy go oh my God I lost the leg now I’m just going to keep circling the alligator oh my God go go go go go go go I’m taunting the alligator I’m like
This is what you ask okay maybe don’t taunt the alligator oh this way no this way taunt the alligator a little bit taunt him zigzag oh God whoops fine we’re just we’ll go straight in go go go go go go go go go well we did it yay us
No we got to do it again what happens if I just now we’re going to go this way and then this way surely this guy will not turn around and walk back into me yay I’m doing a little dance with my prosthetic arms and legs from the stupid
Freaking job now we get to choose what to feed the crocodile well because I hate you so much you’re getting a carrot look it you love the carrot oh he doesn’t like it what about the weenie yeah a all right lost another arm no big deal been through this before
What if I press this chip up here oh God the crocodile’s eye turned red here here here why is the crocodile’s eye red I’m bar concerned ah I thought it meant that like I don’t know he was friendly you know red eyes they just mean friendly oh
Now he wants a weenie here’s your weenie oh his teeth just got bigger that’s not more fun that’s terrifying working at a zoo sucks oh except for the elephants here we go oh oh oh just going to fill up some water for it’s taking forever going to fill up
Some water for you there we go a oh can I just work in the elephant exhibit please I hate all the other animals oh God stop why why are you relacing the animals so fast oh God this is so so chaotic our Animal Man Jeffrey’s Gone full chaotic Jeffrey does not care about
The well-being of these animals not like me I definitely care I pressed the fun button and it turned the wool into apples am I on drugs what’s happening this is my Apple alpaca it’s very rare oh God what is it oh okay and now we’re going to use the
Apples to feed the animals this all makes lots of sense yay slice oh all the meat oh the meat is this all the Alligators I murdered after they took my arm off yes they will pay they will pay for making me lose arms I feel better now I got my Vengeance oh
It’s the monkeys what happens if oh okay and now we’re going to do the fun thing yeah yeah what what happen wa oh I am a giant monkey oh I just destroy everything that’s great pick up more monkeys pick up that dancing monkey I like him
Baners ah we always lose one right at the end more meat so I’m going to chase this monkey right that’s what I’m supposed to do chase the monkey the sound effect they use makes it sound like I broke my back oh God monkey no monkey no I literally tried that time okay
We’re just going to deceive the monkey going to deceive the monkey there we go ah ah ooh that was close oh it was so close oh we did it yay do my little dance it’s the only dance that they could program my arms to do after you
Know losing them now I have robot arms all right guys well that’s it for me working at a zoo I hated it guys I’m sad to admit that I am not an artist but it’s okay cuz I found this app game called artist life on the top charts be
The best artist thank God so this is going to show me what it’s like to live an artist life because I’ll never get to actually experience that oh Mr Young oh my God what is OMG he is so handsome what is wrong with me why are we
Breathing so heavily why is his shirt so tight why are my eyes bulging why are neither of us blinking why is his shirt so tight that is my main question also the blinking the blinking is kind of freaking me out okay we’re going to invite the handsome man in is this what
You artists go through I hope there’s some artists watching this let me know in the comments below if you’re an artist is this what your lives are like this must be what your lives are like there’s just hunky very skin tight shirt men coming to your place all the time
Invite him in I want a painting for my family room oh no he has a family crap I will accept them select background color well he’s wearing a blue shirt so I guess he likes blue let’s go with blue oh my God here comes my artistic abilities ready
Guys okay I just threw the bucket of paint at the portrait do you like our game I don’t know yet why are you asking me no wow they’re like no you don’t like our game well then an advertisement for you jeez I didn’t know a game could be
So hostile make him smile straight face um I want to see you can see his nipples through the shirt just saying also there’s something going in the cotel region but we’re just going to scoot past that I guess make him smile how did I do that just by going like you guys
Smiling did I just make you smile what I’m here for select painting type nude what he wants a picture to hang in his family room and the the options are a portrait of him or a nude portrait of him and I have to watch an ad for the
New I need to I need to see what this is I didn’t know artist lives were so naughty okay okay tap I I’ve made a mistake I did I don’t want to reveal it what am I about to see everybody Shield your eyes oh my God I mean the background’s blue
His his favorite color is he going to hang this in his family room also I like how I just like cut off the image in a square shape as if I copied and pasted it on there I am a true artist oh I’m creating my own signature you kidding me
This is a work of art why though why though and then I will send Lauren you sad beautiful why though present to the customer oh my God I can’t believe I can’t he does is some beautiful eyelashes though I got to say you’re going to put this in your family room
Where your family hangs out Mr Young how much do I owe you the most I sweet thank you it’s exactly what I wanted he wants to go on a date with you Mr Young you have a family I thought I’m supposed to be an artist is this what artist lives
Are like your customers just try to date you all the time I just wanted to create art and instead of getting hit on I hate it I don’t want to be an artist anymore thank you thank you for accepting my date oh my God we’re eating donuts and a
Sandwich one sandwich split between us your smile’s so pretty why am I sitting who sits like this artists thank you my smile is pretty can we go on another date sure I mean I need to get back to my art that’s the whole point of this game I didn’t
Know this was dating life yeah sorting our stacks of money as an artist you know there’s no term starving artist here no no I make bank I make so much money that I have to constantly sort it and organize it he fell in love with the
Art not with you with the art with his nude portrait oh my God I hate my face phw I need a drink what does this have to do with art I I just want to create art I created a cursed nude family man for his family room and that’s been it
Okay oh God it’s everywhere what am I pouring just water with a lemon wedge I’m classy my eyes I’m possessed this place needs some order okay so still not doing art just doing everything else what else are we going to do okay we’re sorting our paints I feel like she’s
Just procrastinating she’s like I don’t know what to make today so I’m just going to do I mean same girl I do this all the time like I had to film videos today but you know what else is more important cleaning out my pantry oh customer why are you wearing a cape
Ma’am oh she’s an influencer I forgot and she’s not wearing a cape she’s I don’t know what that is I know it’s supposed to be one of those like scarf like feather scarf things I don’t know who actually wears that in real life but we’re just going to say it’s a cape it’s
A weird cape and yes all influencers wear capes when they’re out and about that’s how you can spot us can you take a photo of me yeah both answers are yes I don’t have a choice I swear if this influencer lady hits on me or asks me to
Do a nude portrait I’m done I’m quitting choose environment outside or in the studio let’s just do the studio I don’t feel like watching an ad okay wow professional take your photo oh yes oh yes work it girl work it girl wait I’m supposed to be an artist I’m also a
Photographer okay we’re going to choose which photo we think is the best what in the world were you about to kick me oh the booty the booty that was probably the most unflattering photo too oh I have to write my signature again Booty by Lauren side a Masterwork by Lauren
Side I titled this one booty ooh select a frame this one gous how much do you want to charge for it follow me on Instagram instead hell yeah you can’t put a price on that goodbye in oh God she sunk into the ground I mean she was wearing a cape she
May have superpowers time to relax turn we are still not creating art is this what artists do you don’t actually create art you just do other things and procrastinate sounds right at my alley actually turn TV on next show wow what riveting gameplay I thought this was
Living an artist life next show oh my God they stole like a shutter stock image and didn’t even get rid of the watermark okay next show oh my God I’m going to watch TV of a family watching TV genius I’m going to watch this why though I did nothing I took pictures
Of a lady just posing in random poses that’s all I did today and then she paid me in following me in Instagram this is why I’m going to starve this is why I’m going to be a starving artist Lil Uzi I need the coolest portrait ever I got
This got this little uzi look at my look at my eyes look into my eyes can’t you tell that I got this little Uzi choose a color uh purple duh duh duh let’s throw a bucket of paint per perfect in front of car or Posh seat in front of Car uh what that’s not a car have to reveal let’s see my beautiful art wow I drew that car from my brain I didn’t even need to look at you in front of a car I just drew it that’s how talented I am hello I don’t know why I keep putting
Words instead of just my signature aluren seide original work you’re welcome beautiful drag to place oh we’re hanging this in our studio of course we are this is amazing I am done with the painting and I’m holding a pencil time to recycle what what are we recycling oh oh so just
Stealing game mechanics from other games how to sell it I am a genius I painted this that’s auction it that that’s well worth more than I think that’s $1,000 down there no no no I will take nothing less than 5 million yes you all want my
Painting now keep going keep going can I just let them keep going how long will they go for will they just keep going why you ladies really love my art huh I’m going to be so freaking rich can I just leave I’m just going to leave it I
Will be back in a couple minutes okay uh I think I broke the game it kept going up I was up to like 9,000 10,000 and now everybody’s bidding uh nothing does that mean I’m getting nothing for this was I too greedy all right let’s sell to you oh my god
$36,000 ah this artist life so much money to be made draw and match yes this is what true artists do we match batteries with batteries and rulers with rulers this is what my job is oh my God hello they look cute hello John and David I’m pretty sure they’re a couple
Welcome in John and David we want the best painting for our condo yeah I’m pretty sure you’re out of luck girl choose colorful or very colorful uh very colorful drag colors and mix them what does green and yellow make just lighter green lime green okay that’s not right green and
Yellow do not make blue blue and yellow make green I’m a sorcerer why do yellow and green make blue because I said so choose Splash paint or make a splash the paint that’s what I’m best at just going to throw it straight on the canvas we’re
Making it very colorful oh my god oh I only get one at a time what is this white color that gray that’s not this is not very colorful that’s all I did how much you going to pay me for that I don’t know if you know this but my last artwork sold for
$336,000 I don’t like the color blue his word bubble is blocking his name and I forget what it was because that’s how forgettable you are John’s partner you don’t like the color blue you’re wearing the color blue you’re wearing it John’s partner John’s boyfriend John’s better half this is my
Art yeah this is my art David there we go we got your name okay I will pay extra oh well okay if money’s involved I don’t have any Integrity then David’s wearing a blue shirt and he doesn’t like blue the color blue d as you can see I’m a very
Passionate artist burn in hell David what am I doing here getting rid of the blue how with sorcery I told you I’m a sorcerer choose a frame damn it I wish there was a blue frame this one’s close oh my God it is a it’s like a bluish
Purple frame yeah oh oh I have something I have something to write for this burn in hell David blue forever auren zide original work how lucky are you to have got laoren zide original that you made her fix my art is not fixable David we love
It thank you David get out of my studio I hate you as for promote no give me money promoted content who are you 5,000 I got ripped off now what more TV I should clean up okay everything needs to be straight and aligned I can’t do art unless things are straight and aligned
My art genius is slowly going to my head I think yes oh yes hello Jacob would you like to open an exhibition with me sure select three paintings wow these are all my most amazing works but I like this one and I like this one and I like this
One done create my signature for these buy this perfect going to write this on every painting to be on forever aleny side original I put it on all of them that should make sales go up everybody knows that people buy stuff when you write buy
This on it oh my God it’s all my customers and David give a speech yes I know I’m amazing I know I’m fantastic I know David is the worst person alive and has said mean things about my art but at the end of the day you are all very
Blessed to be in my presence right now the end by my paintings they’re each $36,000 oh well that was my speech but apparently she has something else in mind welcome everyone I am very excited to sell paintings I don’t want to keep it long please enjoy the paintings I liked my speech better
What what are you guys doing out there ha they look fun why cuz their legs are intertwined ask why they are fighting I hate photo shoots I just threw confetti at their face I can do a painting instead oh yeah she’s like Yay select a color blue forever throw it on there e
Kissing cuz I’m a creep and an artist life is a bit naughty as we learned from from the start of this game okay now make out with one another I’m going to paint it and reveal why are they so small in the center of the painting yes make out a laoren z side
Original how much do you want to charge 20,000 yes gifted I don’t know these people you saved relationship my art saved their marriage wow I’m so talented oh my God it’s another Cape wearer named Charlotte and her dog invite them and no dogs allowed she just slam the door in
Her face n I’ll invite her in what do you want can you do a photo shoot a it’s going to be the same thing as that other girl I want to do a doover no dogs allowed please I promise you will love him a I can’t say no a I think we’re
Getting to the part of the game that just becomes recycled pretty much pretty pretty much her dog just slowly walking into frame they like I know how we’ll make this different we’ll just put a dog randomly in it I thought she was going to take pictures with the dog oh my God
I was correct but in the weirdest the dog’s on her booty oh my God oh my God um we have to go with the booty dog always the booty dog booty dog auren Seaside original booty dog I love them how much do I owe you my gift
What’s a gift give me the dog bark bark great job where’s my gift are you giving me your dog oh my God it’s Mr young again yep we’ve reached the end of the game well I hope you guys learned a little bit about what it was like to be
An artist an artist’s life that 100% accurate I’m sure my newest career I’m going to going to try being a traffic cop making sure people in their vehicles abide by the laws of the road it’s our first day on the job this guy looks super suspicious in his sports car you
Look like you’re 12 sir has valid insurance is driving carefully pull over sir you look way too young to have a sports car afternoon officer don’t give me that he’s like oh no it’s Miss Lauren my fifth grade teacher what is she doing hey Timmy where’ you get that sports car H
You’re way too dumb to make enough money for that I don’t know what to do with you Timmy you’re lucky I don’t have the ability to arrest anybody right now they don’t trust me with handcuffs yet I’ll let you go with a warning Timmy buy me a
Sports car please great work what did I do I literally wasted somebody’s time is that all it takes I’m going to do great in this Job suspicious are you suspicious us ooh driving over the speed limit and vehicle is in poor condition oh there’s a police officer in front wait I want to see this police officer are you a real off duty police vehicle driving with their lights on well I’m pulling you
Over sir what up Doug I’m so sorry it’s just a habit police officers aren’t Above the Law Doug that’s right give me my money let that be a lesson nobody is above the law except for Batman o a van unpaid parking ticket often pays late pull over pull over oh
Oh oh you ain’t pulling over pull over please damn it I thought we were going to have a car chase boo hello Lisa I remember you from school Lisa this is Miss Lauren do you remember me do you remember all the problems that you gave me in school spoke out of turn pulled
The fire these are all the things you did I will be having none of that you will be fine Missy yeah that’s right that’s right I know you heard my Sirens when I did it the first time made me use my PA system which I was kind of excited About D company vehicle belongs to the bakery you get to go you are doing you are doing the Lord’s work you go you go your job is very important oh my God is this Timmy Again is this Timmy oh no it’s a different guy local celebrity donates to the forest no outstanding
Tickets well I’ll let you go then I thought you were stupid Tim been to a funeral won’t stop crying but you should pull over sir that is very dangerous he’s like this is the worst day I mean you don’t look like you’re cry sobs she
Had a good life I don’t trust his face look at his face he’s not crying you’re not crying sir I’ll give you something to cry about they could sue go ahead and try suing won’t bring your friend back right this is getting D I’m getting
Letting this job get to my head he lied he told me he was crying he wasn’t crying he was smiling did he murder her I need to be a detective next LA whoa whoa oh oh I’m clearly hitting cars I just smashed into the back of that guy it was
Like all right you deal with it I’m a cop doesn’t matter why did I just smash it in the back drivers distracted watching TV while driving using their phone I mean it fine I’ll pull you over whereby literally just smashed into somebody else use your pull over sir my
God we’re going to have Chase we’re going to have a chase scene on our hands oh damn it why won’t anybody let me chase them have you seen Nick and snorty you mean Rick and Morty yes it’s the greatest show ever I will let you go I understand now why you were
Watching TV in your car sir best show ever also just a disclaimer everything I say and do is for entertainment purposes please don’t do this in real life thank you you will get into a car accident or put in jail whoops sorry I got to catch bad guys
Like this student driver who’s doing great and has valid insurance oh wait I didn’t mean oh whoops I I really I didn’t mean to Bull you over I’m sorry you’re doing great sweetheart about this van is this Lisa again oh it’s not it’s always this guy driving carolot we’re going to pull this
Guy over we’re pulling you over sir did you steal this car from Lisa could you please pull over sir did you kidnap Lisa I know she’s the worst but you can’t do that you can’t do that sir is Lisa in the back no it can’t be to 2021 already
Oh cuz his insurance expired today well today is today is not your day sir go get it renewed and also I don’t care if you kidnpped Lisa you can keep her ah a bank robbery chase them oh my God finally we’re going to get to be in a
Car chase yes oh yeah oh this is scary oh this is scary ah ah we got him we’re going to get him pull over sir pull over oh we got him oh yeah crime doesn’t pay what are you doing almost hit that car way over the speed limit driving
Recklessly Paar what do you have to say for yourself I was enjoying my new car fine oh it’s this guy again let him go unlicensed T what are you doing old lady okay well I definitely didn’t teach her Char is too pull over old lady oh God
She can’t hear me old lady please pull over pull over right now there we go she finally heard me I’m making an honest living well hones is you’re getting fined I want to arrest somebody but nobody’s done anything bad enough the police officer Ram no no
Oh uh whoops please don’t tell people at the station about this two sports cars where’s all this pe oh my God it’s the local celebrity guy why are you always out on the road I’m pulling you over you’re sketchy as hell I’ve seen you like five times hello chap how are you
I’m arresting you so I don’t ever have to see you again what were you thinking I’m annoyed by seeing you all the time sir you’re definitely up to something better safe than sorry car swerving known alcohol oh my God we got to get you off the road ram
Them Ram him got him oh god oh you’re going to jail you’re going to jail sir no no no no you can’t do that that’s very dangerous all right what about you oh my God it’s Lisa it’s Lisa it’s Lisa it’s Lisa get your butt to the side of
The road Lisa oh my God Lisa you’re going to jail you’re going to jail I’ve had it with you I gave you a chance last time but I should have known I should have known e it’s winter now everybody be careful driving on the road please oh
It’s this old lady under the speed limit well it’s snowing that’s fine overloaded item strapped down driver is a tourist yeah what do you what do you got in your car there sir what he’s bribing me you can’t bribe a police officer that’s against the law arrested are you sure yeah you just
Tried to bribe an upholder of the loss sir I’m actually sure that’s like a federal offense I just wanted to see what you bought sir that’s it tired police officer retired last year known as a hero well I’ll be one to decide that Ram him hello again jents again oh cuz wait
Did he used to work in my department that’s right he did used to work with me I miss him so much I’m going to arrest him so that he has to come back to the precinct with me yes yes come back I miss you sir why did you retire and
Leave me alone I just like in this game there’s no repercussions for arresting people for no reason and no repercussions for not arresting people night time that’s when all of the creepers come out like this person was a clean history and works at a hospital disgusting what about this person uh what
What did I just say all the creepers come out at night get the murderer get the murderer get the murderer get the murderer get the murderer got them an ambulance that’s on fire urgent call out don’t hold them up don’t tell me what to
Do what’s up we got to go quick hang on hang on what’s up how you doing it’s been you know my first couple days on the job I’m just kind of nervous I wanted somebody to talk to oh the guy back there is dying oh he’s dead
Okay well I should let you go then good job good job I just held somebody up going to the hospital they probably died ooh a monster truck drove over three cars and five people injured who do you think you are you looked so fancy in his photo
Hello oh oh he almost ran that person over in front of me I thought the cars were empty oh my God you’re getting arrested you killed people sir oh my God it’s the guy that I arrested how are you out and about again go back to jail how’d you get
Out just smashing into cars again yeah know just another normal day how are we going to get through these cars we’re not we’re just going to oh hit into another police officer oh my God this looks like jery remember Jeremy Jeremy you’re a freaking idiot Jeremy did you
Hear what I did to the kids at my last school I would throw books out the window Jeremy I threw one of them out the window Jeremy Jeremy’s getting rammed oh oh Jeremy’s getting rammed oh Jeremy pull over Ram him got him Jeremy how mother effing dare you what are you
Stupid cars don’t break what oh my God Jeremy you’re still so dumb you’re still so dumb you’re going to jail you can’t be in society bye Jeremy all right well I think I think I’ve done my job as a traffic Cup this guy looks sketchy what
In the world I mean sure I’ll take it I’m about to end the video anyway thanks I don’t want to brag but I got a new job as an artist I’m a creative genius and that’s why today I got a new job as a criminal sketch artist choose your cup
I’m the blonde girl yay he was wearing a green t-shirt that’s the voice of the traumatized victim I must do her justice or him Justice I wasn’t paying attention it’s my attention to detail that got me this job he was wearing a green t-shirt okay you got it man or sir wow I’ve
Truly outdone myself there’s no like there’s no paint bucket okay green shirt done he also had black glasses on okay there we go there we go there we go look he looks evil green shirt but no glasses there’s no way he could have taken the glasses off either no got the black eye
No oh this gu looking suspicious arrest yep yep shouldn’t have worn a green shirt and glass glasses today man we don’t know if you actually did it didn’t use any evidence whatsoever except what you were wearing oh yeah rotten jail ah yes another day of being an amazing artist the jigsaw
Jumbler The Dizzy Intruder the W show swindler the jigsaw jumbler oh God that guy seemed like he was in rough shape he was wearing an orange shirt but are you sure it wasn’t actually a bikini I think you may be too stressed out to remember but I think the man was
Was wearing a bikini and he had blonde hair did he have golden blonde hair was your attacker by chance a mermaid who’s a mermaid this person looks suspicious wait a minute wait a minute none of these people mat the description I think it’s you I don’t
Know I don’t know we’re just going to we’re going to arrest you and see what happens it was she though was she I don’t know if that was the correct person I may have just arrested somebody wait a minute I may have just arrested somebody that didn’t need to be
Arrested this is the guy I arrested the first time kept out of trouble played a lot of basketball always follow orders all right don’t let me see you here again the thief had red hair they don’t specify if it’s a man or a woman so it kind of looks like Ronald McDonald with
Freckles how many freckles he also had a tie ooh we’re adding things oh my God was it a clown do you know what color the tie was ma’am don’t worry I’m just going to put clown colors does that even look like a tie it does not well this should be a
Very easy person to find no no no where’s your nose it was you yeah that’s right you clown the lady in the background has just accepted her fate she’s like okay it wasn’t me but I mean I’ll accept this punishment wearing purple was the robber by chance me I I’d
Like to imagine that the robber was wearing a dress she likes to dress up for her crimes how do I know that because the robber’s me I did it yay beautiful she had her hair up oh what I was correct yes oh she’s Beauty she’s Grace she had space buns
With little oh yes oh she’s beautiful let’s just there we go wow that’s a smiley face by the way I know it doesn’t look like it but what is with this guy that keeps coming in with a black eye was it you what happens if I arrest the
Wrong person let’s see her hair was light brown it’s so bad what else did you want she had crazy eyes well don’t worry that’s my specialty there we go and she was in Disguise what is this she was in Disguise you got it she was disguised as
I don’t even know she was disguised as a wilting carrot I’m losing my mind it’s finally Happened pretty sure it’s her ah let’s see who else oh God they’re all crazy looking could be her though she’s also wet he’s stinky what is happening don’t know what’s happen I’m becoming Delirious from my terrible artwork all right who are these people okay well this person is
Definitely in Disguise I think it’s definitely her but this girl freaks me out so she needs to go to jail and I want to see what happens if I arrest the wrong person oh no wrong would you like to pick again no thanks send her to jail oh
It’s making me do it again do you not see how amazing this this photo was look at it h all right it’s it’s her but at least now we know oh that means that the mermaid we got correct oh here she is all right mermaid you broke the rules
You destroyed cell mate’s belongings and your cell was always a mess um you stay in jail it had been raining that day oh I get to draw scenery rain I can’t even draw a raindrop my fingers are too pudgy for this apparently apparently clouds we’re getting real detailed I know this
Doesn’t matter we could just write down that it was wet but I want my artwork to be complete the Bandit was wearing a coat what color coat I know you’re traumatized and everything but can you please be a little bit more specific I’m going to say the coat was yellow like a
Classic rain coat was long as well wow what else and she wore purple you didn’t think to tell me that before I just spend all this time on a yellow oh I hate you I hope we never find this person I hope you suffer forever knowing
That this person is not in jail for what they did to whatever they did to you there we go look at this monster oh my God I’m not even putting purple anywhere on this I love that this is the picture that my character is looking at like
H which one of these is the monster that’s in this photo H you’re wet and have purple on but a coat they were supposed to wear a coat so it must be this girl yes yeah my artwork it was all because of my very accurate artwork uh that person was invisible the
Wrongdoer had their neck covered okay their hair was blonde okay they were listening to music how is that going to help me in a lineup also that person doesn’t sound scary enough also had a hook for a hand yes a hook for a hand M was it you
Was it you think it was you yes haven’t been stumped yet except when I did it on purpose I think they were wearing a blue or green top what am I supposed to do with That there we go perfect it had a dark brown mustache and he also had the most beautiful blue eyes that’s his nose apparently and his nice smile great mustache might be that man yes I’m too good too good even with these bad witness testimonies the attacker was
Scary dressed in black oh yes thank you for giving me more description they were dressed in black you say all right we’re going to make this the scariest person he had demon red eyes even though we have two more descriptions to go off of but going to make him scary there we go
And he was dressed all in black oh my God this is the most annoying part of this game I want the paint bucket tool they had short hair perfect just like a little there we go short hair yes come to think of it they look like a vampire
How did I know just add a little there we go perfect I knew what you were going to say and so I made oh normal person normal person normal person normal person normal person normal oh NOP vampire listen if you’re going to be a vampire in a group of normal people
Close your mouth words of wisdom from Lauren e side if you’re a vampire you’re welcome the criminal had dark hair there we go he’s got spiky dark hair they were wearing a skirt ah I was drawing a man but sure man with a skirt that’s totally possible we’re going to make a rainbow
Skirt just cuz I want to make something that’s rainbow colored I hope he’s wearing a rainbow skirt there we go and they looked crazy is that good and it’s nipple there we go did they say he or she ah this is going to be tough dark
Hair a skirt and crazy oh it might be looks just like her all right it was you they had a red nose was it a clown finally yes they had light blue clothes on perfect throw some buttons a floofy collar here we go just make it more
Clown like let’s see what the last note is but they did not have a perfect smile oh well that’s just mean right let’s do eyes do some clown hair this is looking like my best work yet they did not have a perfect smile so let’s just say they
Had a frown yay look at that oh light blue okay I think it’s that person oh I mean but his smile is breathtaking so it can’t be him I’m going to say it’s you terrible smile person the M shaft Maniac striped shirt a I was picturing a Minecraft person was it Herobrine
Perfect Herobrine got them it was a sunny day they were in summer clothes like a coconut bikini I don’t know why I keep drawing bikinis probably cuz they’re easy and I don’t need to color in the whole inside going to wear this is what I wear in the summer you know
Coconut bikini and a grass skirt dark blue STP oh why did you say summer clothes then I refused to draw that no you should have added that detail I’m just going to do blue straps to the coconut bikini a pointy hat maybe they were a magician beautiful this is your fault
Your fault okay she’s wet so it couldn’t have been a summer day we need a pointy hat pointy hat blue striped shirt it’s probably this guy all right I’m too good for this game oh yeah look at them all arrested because of me Lauren zide the greatest criminal artist ever what do
You want out sure whatever please don’t go murder anybody K oh that’s right it’s finally happened I have finally achieved the ultimate job this is all your fault cuz you voted for me that’s right I’m president of the United States it’s such an honor oh yeah it’s my new
Jam do you imagine a president just had this music playing in their office like 24/7 oh I forgot to introduce my vice president mouth Cloud all Hill mouth Cloud leave a like for vice president mouth Cloud please otherwise he will kill me and he will take over the office
As president and you don’t want that trust me and I’m probably going to be scary too cuz I’m pretty dumb so let’s see if I can make decisions that affect the lives of millions I am the first female president oh my God yeah well we’re taking the oath repeat after me I
Do solemnly swear I do solemnly swear I do solemnly swear that I will Faithfully execute the office of president that I will steal all public property nah that I will Faithfully execute the office of President and will to the best of my ability and do absolutely nothing I mean I’ll try
Preserve protect and defend the Constitution I mean sure although the Constitution was written a long time ago I feel like we should decide things for ourselves things that fit in modern society so I’m just I’m just going to say finally the end a finally the end
Get out of here go ahead and sign your oath Madam president oh Madam president I like this oh I just got to hit these things okay well then I’m going to sign my name but then just you know kind of Hit the dots that was supposed to be
Lauren didn’t look like it yeah party I’m so presidential already set up your social media I mean the number one most important thing you should do as a President social media is life I promise to be the best pres I promise to be the best president how
Many how many that’s it that’s all I get are you kidding me hello Madam president I am your Chief of Staff let me know if you need anything I mean anything am I trying to date somebody already yeah sure why not are you open for dinner
Today I am but let me get some work done first my God we’re ready going to have some controversy in the White House oh hey LD Shadow Lady all the taxes for this month yeah collect them all go door to door make sure they give me their
Taxes I have to buy really important things make new laws oh this is so much power everyone should do the chicken dance is this an abuse of power yeah but I kind of want to see what happens approve dot dot dot why are you booing you’re having a
Great time look at you all all citizens should fight kind of want to see it everybody must battle to the death whoever wins pays less taxes you are the worst president I love your booze I am fueled by your hatred now collect all of your tears and
Give them to me I like to shower in the tears of my people also you’re all terrible Fighters execute what does that mean what am I going to do I kind of need to see by the way I do not condone the ctions of Madam Lauren President coming from me real
Lauren she’s crazy I’m so scared I thought I was doing everybody I’m a little relieved it was just the guy in the front nobody’s saying stuff now are you you’re all very quiet and doing what I asked you to do this is getting out of control all citizens
Should only work from Monday to Wednesday yeah I feel like people work way too much nowaday anyway approve approve why is that bad cuz we’re making less money aren’t you all happier see look they love me but our economy will suffer heavily execute him why are you such a buzz kill man only
All right fine then only you will work Monday to Friday only you will work Monday to Friday oh no I should have kept quiet that’s right you should have let this be a lesson to all of you I’m the best president ever some lawyers are here to recommend new
Laws send them in enjoy your meeting thanks sweet cheeks get out of here these are lawyers make only fans legal oh my God I can slat people is this what happens at the White House oh my God we can ask why why better I have a good reason my ugly ex-girlfriend
Joined only fans she left me after making a lot of money I mean sucks for you man pull yourself together slap arrest anyone who ads M before seral why I mean I don’t need to ask why anyone who does this is capable of murder that seems legit uh 100% approve
I need to save our citizens from these terrible monsters thank you sir for bringing this to my attention double taxs everyone who has watched Game of Thrones I’m scared to ask why why almost everyone will get taxed that’s more money for the government I personally have not watched Game of Thrones which
Means that this law does not affect me and I will be richer than everybody so I will approve it I have such smart people people in my my presidential cabinet M All That Game of Thrones income coming in I’m hungry with power Mike Jackson wants to visit you at the White House
Schedule a meeting in five minutes all right fine I’ll do it now anything for Mike Jackson oh my God he’s moonwalking to me up did you just see me moonwalk into the Oval Office I did it was sick nice to meet you president I am MJ I am
A big fan oh my God why would I just be coming at him for no reason yeah let’s just go for it lies lies MJ mean massive jerk I really am I even voted for you I came to visit you and ask if you know how to moonwalk no idea no worries let
Me teach you I’ll show you how to be bad ooh I’m already bad you massive jerk make it fast massive jerk is this what the president does all day it makes sense it does make sense I don’t know what else they could possibly do be doing in there for what’s
Happening in the world thank you m massive jerk scrolling social media I find you so hot meow kisses oh Lizzy don’t you work in my office I am happily married I just asked that other guy if he was free for dinner I don’t want a controversy okay I am happily married
What is your favorite snack mind your business mind your own business how tall are you BTW ask your mother I mean I’m not 5’8 either so go ask your mother got him really this is not presidential this is your hard-earned tax dollars at work ladies and gentlemen what you got there
Hello Madam president I am Rob Robin CEO of the biggest company in this country ah yes the the biggest company of this country how could I forget my company is not doing well these Bitcoin guys are messing up my profits you just told me you were the biggest company in the
World you’re telling me you’re not doing good I need you to make Bitcoin illegal so that I make most profits what’s in it for me I’m going full on corrupt I have $5,000 in cash here with me that’s not enough I will call the cops well I can make it
$10,000 my final offer I don’t know what do you think mouth Cloud pleas my o that’s good still not enough I am the President relax man I will and you called me a man and stingy executive I still got money so they just showed me with a rocket
Launcher looking out over civilians with a rocket launcher what am I doing oh look it’s Lizzy oh oh wait oh I thought I was about to shoot her blow Lizzie you enjoy your date okay you enjoy it I’m not going to blow you up what is happening over here I’m very
Scared what is happening that’s fine it’s all it’s all good you guys are good oh God oh my God my winess he a murder get him asteroid attack how do I have these abilities oh good lord I did it could you imagine the news headlines the president of the United States today
Blew up a murderer sorry rocket launch a murderer from the roof of the White House I’m a good president I’ve been blowing people up from the roof people are really excited that I stopped that murderer hello hello Madam president how are you doing oh wow you are goodlooking
What oh wow I wanted to congratulate you on becoming president thank you you are too cute come congratulate me in person I am planning a diplomatic visit to your country honestly you are also irresistible come to my hotel room when I arrive hell yeah I will have some wine
And chocolate ready for us are you down uh yeah I hope your spouse will not know about this where is my spouse I didn’t know I was married I mean I am in real life but not in the game don’t worry I have done this before how does tomorrow
Sound I have done this before controversy my company will be making plastic from poo I mean get all the poop you need permit granted what am I doing ohy Liz give all homeless kids a place to stay granted I will be honest I just want to sell
Drugs oh I admire your honesty granted granted that’s big business world’s best president me I made this it’s true though because I say so and so does my rocket launcher hello Madam president I am here to invade your country we were supposed to
Go on a date did we go on our date my Army of 10,000 soldiers is at your board awaiting for my instructions did our date not go well give me 30 minutes to get back give me 30 minutes I do not care you have 30 seconds to surrender I
Thought we were friends fine let’s go to war right now are you serious I mean you’re the one that you you what do you mean are you serious you just did this I was just bluffing hoping you would get scared and surrender to me too late my
Army is already on the way prepare for war gather people to pay taxes come here I feel like this is always the point in the game where the game designers kind of like ran out of things to do so they just take the mechanics of other games
And put them in this game that usually means it’s a good place to end so I’m once again quitting YouTube to try working at an ice cream parlor I’m going to gain so much weight and because no real ice cream shops would ever hire me I don’t blame them I instead found
Dessert DIY on the App Store it will make my ice cream dreams come true oh my God what is that oh my God what is that all right and without further Ado let’s make some ice cream shall We o this doesn’t feel like an ice cream parlor music this sounds sort of naughty I don’t like it all right ready all right let me get my ice cream game face on hi ma’am what would you like make your favorite dessert my favorite dessert I don’t know how I’m going to do
That being that my only ingredient is jello which is one of my least favorite things like ever in the world fun fact don’t like jello I just don’t like the consistency it freaks me out okay what is wrong with you we’re just going to pretend cuz this is the only ingredient
We got all right I got to start somewhere chew syrup ooh pink what is this pink sauce here’s some pink sauce for you I know that’s trendy right Now oh this is what the people like yes look at it is this oddly satisfying to you yes yummy okay let’s scrape it up oh yeah oh yeah there we go going to chill it and then are we rolling it choose cut type well we can only do that what are
We making Square ice cream oh okay this is interesting here you go ma’am here’s your squares of ice cream just how everybody enjoys ice cream sharp rigid squares of ice don’t stab yourself in the mouth now ma’am have a nice day hello sir make a dessert for my ex and and you
You want some poo poo in that do you uh sir can’t do that pretty sure I’ll get arrested and sued both of them no sir no oh okay where am I getting the Poo from sir it’s coming from me or from you no it’s not going to no it’s not
Going to let me actually do it is it sir sir no why did you give me this why can’t I just have a normal job why can’t I ever just work a normal job I just wanted to make ice cream this is my second customer what do I do oh I have
The choice of also adding poison sir we’re going to jail like we’re going to jail I don’t even know you why am I doing this oh no oh this why no so much no you all thought I was just opening an ice cream shop no of course not I’m actually
Murder For Hire with my ice cream ew ew ew ew e why does this exist oh God yummy W let’s cut it into little cubes delicious there we go there you go sir here’s your murder ice cream you were never oh oh oh I can add cockroaches or
Nails or other types of bug or we could just you know put candy or fruit on it I mean if we’re going to go there’s poo in it there is poison in it maybe if I put the nails on top she will see it and not
Eat it and I will thus save my business okay we’re just sprinkling giant Nails on it for the love of God if this lady oh I can keep oh oh my God oh my God no you know what she deserves it I put so many nails on top so when she looked
Down at the ice the ice cream she would 100% be like hey this smells like poo and it has giant Nails on top of it I should not eat this look at that would you eat that no cuz you’re smart people she deserves it she deserves it I he’s I
Mean he’s going to jail but hopefully they don’t come for me new item unlocked essential for any ice cream business something tasty oh thank God oh we Mak it a popsicle okay this game just keeps going from here to here to here to here I just wanted to make some ice cream we
Already killed someone o I can pick whatever I want let’s go with strawberries are we throwing a whole banana in there the peel and everything thank God no we we’re not let’s get some blue in there let’s do some blueberry ah yes we’ll chill that we’re sprinkling
Stuff on a bar ofce ice cream how’s that going to work o rainbow sprinkles they’re not going to stick to it enjoy that that gravity defying bar that I just made please be a normal oh no oh it’s it’s Kanye it’s Kanye and he wants me to surprise him sure Kanye
Whatever you want oh we can do rolled ice cream yeah I can put a hot dog in it or poo let’s go with the hot dog this time seems interesting oh it’s got fullon condiments on it let’s go with this interesting concoction sauce oo all right we have hot dog with
Paint chop it up squares o no we get to we get to cut it into other shapes poo shapes wow little poo shapes all right Mr yay here you go your hot dog paint poos let’s just go with some pretzels this looks so bad it doesn’t even look good there you go Mr
Yay oh was that a good face or a bad face I did not know good or bad face I’m still not in jail though the cops haven’t come oh no I got fired make it to is this the same guy dude you can’t
Keep I know I did it for you once but no okay no you’re all probably watching this and saying do it do it Lauren do it put the poo in the popsicle you know you want to do it the the customer is always right the customer is always
Right no poison this time let’s at least mask the flavor a little bit with chocolate Okay delicious oh like what are those in there chocolate chips yes sir yes ants ants again another warning sign for the person eating this to not eat it just lots of ants just look at it with your
Eyes look at it and be like oh there’s lots of ants in here and it smells like poo I probably shouldn’t eat this honey wait what this is so disgusting God why is poo everywhere should I eat this that was another game with poo with poo in
Your food is there this obsession with poo oh oh no oh no oh God what’s going to happen oh he likes it no he doesn’t it was brown look at all the ants so many ants again I don’t feel totally bad because I mean if he would have just
Used his eyes he would not have eaten it I need a dessert okay ooh let’s do yellow oh yes oh yes oh look at the ice cream balls those balls are perfect right through jail right away this video out of context is going to be so bad do
Not use any of this video out of context those balls are perfect wait we’re going to ruin the balls do some strawberry yum yeah I’m confused so I took ice cream made it into the perfect ball shape and now I made them red and now okay this isn’t as cute as it’s
Supposed to be uh I mean being that this is just red on red let’s just put more red I guess strawberry can we do cherry to cherries enjoy your bowl of red people are eating with their hands too is that why is that why I cut them into
Squares oh my God it’s Billy eish does this mean I’ve become the most famous ice cream barlor ever all the celebrities are coming they must have found out I killed a person I killed two people oh we’re making a cone let’s just make a regular cone why we got to be
Crazy just a regular ice cream cone at my regular ice cream job all right there we go yes there’s a pastel one yes oh I love it oh I love it okay what do we put in on this I don’t want to mess it up oh we’re
Messing it up we’re kind of messing it up oh yes look at that Masterpiece my best one yet and there was no bugs or Duty or anything in it oh God no I was made fun of by Mean Girls make a dessert for them listen you must have talked to
That other guy I think his name was Jeff I don’t do that anymore you know what instead I’m just going to going to make you the most amazing ice cream cone that they’re going to become your friend okay let’s see what happens if we do that
First I’m going to make you a rainbow cone because it’s very instagrammable and your friends I mean the girls that make fun of you at school will love it and thus love you look at that look how beautiful peace offering is much better than killing somebody look at this look
How cool this looks and then no no some cute rainbow sprinkles okay just some look at that oh they’re going to love this and they’re going to want to be your friends does she like it oh she likes it see my ice cream cures people’s problems now they’re friends maybe I
Don’t know oh no it’s this guy again oh he wants a dessert this time it’s the same guy it’s Jeff Jeff we’re going to do it to you how do you like it how do you like poo Jeff rainbow poo don’t worry Jeff it’s going to be rainbow at
Least I don’t want Jeff coming here anymore trying to get me to kill people with my ice cream so I got to get rid of him this will be the most the most disgusting beautiful ice cream I’ve ever made yes look at it it’s a masterpiece oh Jeff you’re going to love
This oh we can roll it finally Jeff yes there you go you’re my first rolled ice cream Jeff you better eat every single bite uh let’s put some Oreos on it there we go delicious Jeff yum oh no I got two stars for that
You ranked my ice cream on of scale 1 to three that I put poo in and made you throw up with it was it was cuz it was beautiful look at it what is it with you people no here you want watermelon I kind of want watermelon here you go oh
Oh that was satisfying I’m sorry but I just have to make everything rainbow cuz it looks so pretty your ex is a lucky guy actually she just said it was for her ex she didn’t say what her ex did are they just broken up and she’s bitter
About it I’m going to try and kill you with Lauren’s ice cream place not today Stephanie just move on girl okay wow look at it maybe he’ll take you back I would take somebody back for that ice cream a masterpiece fish cone why I think it’s a Japanese thing right
Anything to be trendy green fish ooh oh this is this is gorgeous I don’t know what flavors it is but it’s pretty oh he loves it three stars three stars oh yeah that’s right you know might be tired of the ice cream shop because all people
Want is for me to make poo ice cream and that’s not what I went to ice cream college for okay okay finally I’m allowed to make what I want it’s supposed to be my favorite dessert so I’m going to make what I would order finally okay we’re doing a rainbow cone
Oh a dip for the cone go that chocolate dip ooh oh it’s for the top this game is making me hungry told you I’m going to gain a bunch of weight working the strong even just fake wise probably just get straight up vanilla it’s not as
Pretty as I was hoping but you know and and then I love Rainbow sprinkles on my soft serve ice cream in real life so that’s what we’re doing and it matches brings out the accents of that Rainbow Cone see this this is what I wanted to
Do all not make poo ice cream or insect ice cream or poison ice cream I wanted to make this beautiful yummy ice cream okay no I’m done I’m done I’m not doing it anymore I quit you guys Happy are you are happy I quit this job oh that’s
Right I’m once again quitting YouTube to work as a waitress now fun fact I have already worked as a waitress before in real life at an Applebees in Time Square it was like the Olympics of being a waitress so I’m hoping some of my work experience from that job translates to
This fake one my apron says yummy oh the place is called yummy nice restaurant thank you sir one stake please write down the order oh I accidentally pressed next I’m doing great wait what did he want let me consult my notes fantastic he wanted a uh uh a pizza yes hey
Oh oh my bad sir one steak please oh one oh yes oh yes sck okay what did he want one stack okay I’m a pro my drawings down there awesome yum that’s the name of the restaurant sir that’s what our customers say with our food if
I can get it right oh it’s the same guy again are you my stalker sir call me if you want yep he is I’ll give you my number oh okay okay give it to me 9 1 7 3 I’m going to draw little hearts cuz
I don’t know maybe he’s a good guy maybe I’m in love I don’t know call him I just want to check and make sure you didn’t give me a fake number so I’m going to call you right now yeah oh we’re in love thank you I’ll be
Back did you leave me a present you forgot something no I didn’t it’s a gift for you I love you Jesus Trace words I can’t speak right now I am speechless sir because of the just the sheer creepiness this is I literally this is day three I met you
Yesterday you want me to write you too go away stalker man the next button is like in my drawing space how am I supposed to create like this go away stalker man no ah it’s touching me stranger danger to be continued who is that whose legs are those a police officer I need
Help uh this guy is a little creepy I’m guessing a grandpa taking his grandson out that’s sweet hi oh you’re cute my grandpa is a priest okay I want pizza let’s see I’m just going to draw it oh and a and a b a booger you want a booger
Here’s your booger that looks like a cookie how do I make it a pizza I got it I got it I got it I got it there’s the crust and then we just we cut it into slices pizza right if you were playing Pictionary with me you would know what
That is right you’re eating all that it smells good I can never tell by their facial reactions if I did good or bad when I first put the food on the table also is the grandfather not eating oh God it’s stalker guy I don’t want to
Talk to him hi oh please go away I’m here for dinner of course you are steak deck bear and a oh my God I ran out of room so you just want everything well they tried to throw me off with the hot dog and the soda let me
Consult here’s a ghost scribbling things behind me it’s me under the table trying to write a note to the police also of course I noticed the bread on the side of the screen I always notice the bread okay he wants to if I just gave you this
Would you know what I was trying to say I mean stick beer is very clear Burg sure I don’t know how you’re eating all this Jesus also I think the steak is not cooked sir although I wouldn’t mind giving you some sort of illness so that
You leave me alone would you like to go on a date afterwards no I don’t I told you to leave me alone also what is the progression of this relationship he said I love you and we haven’t got on a date no no sir hi hot stew uh-oh it’s getting
Harder stew a cold beer specialty hot dog here we go oh God ah why did he have to specify he wanted the stew hot and the beer cold isn’t that how it normally comes he’s like you’d be surprised sometimes they can be hot beer and cold
Stew There You Go sir I don’t like your smile it creeps me out this guy’s face um sir what’s in the box what’s in the box please sign your restaurant name oops there you Go that was my package sir it’s all broken whatever was I knew something was up with this guy look at his facial expression I’ve never seen somebody just throw a package on the ground with such okay well how perfect do I I’m really scared now sir how perfect do I have to
Get this for you to not pile drive my package into the ground in front of me please sir just give me my package just give it to me okay okaye all right I’m so scared okay these business guys have been here for days I hope they close whatever deal they’re
Trying to make oh oh I told him no for the date and it’s night time so I can only assume that he broke into my house and has now intercepted me on my way home oh God oh God leave me alone um is that my house that he’s now in get out
Now it doesn’t matter right what I write to this guy who is this man with the red pants why is he watching me is that another soccer why does everybody love me I mean of course everybody loves me I’m the greatest artistic waitress of my generation hello sir it’s hot and I’m
Thirsty three pizzas that is not a drink sir five cups of soda Jesus here you are sir I don’t like people’s facial expressions in this game it freaks me out ah yes this is the one I’m the one sir because I I have a problem with people falling in love with me against
My will I don’t need more okay so we’re on the Titanic this is is going to end well what what will you marry me what if this it’s day 10 no No I mean I wouldn’t say that was a fail he’s gone now it’s going to force me to say yes it is this game is going to force me to marry my stalker man yes no oh you look not nice I shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover hi ma’am
That’s a nice ring oh please give me something hot to drink I’m sorry for judging you ma’am you were lovely your smile looks a bit psychotic but you are lovely thanks for telling me my ring is pretty I won’t judge people anymore check please my flirting with her Hearts call me wink
Face yeah it was delicious marry o it’s a star oh I think I need it now I have to watch a stupid advertisement I don’t know what I just watched all right this pen better be worth it day 13 of my journey and I think I’m getting married no it’s the
Red pants B do you pledge love I do no way I’m too nervous to speak what Dad oh it’s the businessmen it’s the businessmen that eat at my place every day we’ formed a bond they’re at my wedding also I Now understand why they pointed out that that guy’s grandfather
Was the priest so that this made sense I don’t understand why my dad in his red pants has been spying on me all this time and also I feel like I’m being forced against my will to marry this man help help I killed him it’s going to make me do
It no I Now pronounce you husband and wife you may now kiss yay who the hell who the hell is that why is my life so dramatic oh it’s my best friend hey girl you never called me and I got married to a crazy person are you married congratulations yeah cuz you
Were supposed to call me enjoy your new marriage I won’t the best mom yes I wear shirts like that all the time just to let everybody know that I am the best mom stop trying to compete with me lady I’m here with Mom today I had no idea
She was your mom couple black coffee forget that I’ll have a glass of juice the best mom is letting her child order a black coffee for himself without interrupting no she like ha my son’s hilarious cuz I’m the best mom I made him that way oh bread this is me look at
The bread right there may I make an order for delivery sure three hot dogs oh you got a got a big night coming up or what two cups of cold drink here’s a cup five desserts girl is this all for you are you having a rough night thanks
For getting it to me so quickly you’re welcome enjoy your night alone cuz I don’t see anybody else there thank you for coming to Dinosaur Island what in the hell is happening enjoy you’re honeymoon it’s the guy I’ll tell you the pin please write it down this seems very important I probably
Should five 9 s ah I just need to know what would happen this guy before hated scribbles so let’s see what happens oh my God what a relaxing romantic honeymoon spot we picked it’s dangerous get in the car hurry up open the gate but what’s the
Code I don’t know he’s like didn’t you write it down the music in the background I’m just like I forgot I didn’t know how to write out no I can’t open it every single day with the package man is my favorite I so love that we pick
This you know what I think I got my stalker all wrong I think we were perfectly made for one another we both decided to go here I will save us all this time okay don’t worry I I know the code 5963 you’re welcome yay the gate opened let’s
Go aha not today T-Rex what are we going to do for our anniversary now who is this ah this guy again did you go on a trip that’s nice it wasn’t two pieces of stick three cups of a carbon for hot dogs oh Jesus two cups of wine here you
Go sir here’s your Feast I wish you happiness I wish you happiness too sir you seem like you’re eating your feelings right now I hope you’re okay someday oh yeah look at all this food happy birthday who is this is this your Mist mom why do our parents creep around I
Don’t understand long time no see I’ll go to your birthday party lastly add his name and the cake is complete I don’t know what his name is Kai this whole time his name was Kai my favorite package dinosaur man is here who hates scribbles so I thought that would be
Hilarious come look what I put on your cake so kind of you I’m very happy who is this he was it’s it’s got to be another parent it’s just another parent oh hey Mary tired days are the best days to drink I agree Mary so a beer and a
Hot dog you do you Mary my tire Ness flew out the window oh it’ll come back around if that’s what you’re having for lunch I want to be healed okay two alcohol oh we didn’t specify what alcohol so can we do a wine and a beer what what did I do you wanted
The same alcohol well you should be specific I’m not a mind reader sir if you wanted beer just tired of this job you don’t deserve a heart no tip you ugly uhoh are you cheating on me no no no it’s a misunderstanding trust me I only love you cheater cheater
Cheater you’re so dramatic man get up I don’t understand how he could explain this girl be stronger be stronger than this okay I believe you no she don’t what a loving couple I’m K Kai’s twin brother who is the the person in this picture that’s me why weren’t you at our wedding why
Why all right well that’s it for the main story line so far so I’m going to end it there I’m going to end my waitressing Journey there what a wild and unexpected ride that was I think I have my life together enough where I can quit YouTube once again to become a life
Coach I think I have what it takes to make some point person’s life better because look at me life fix 3D I will fix This Woman’s life I’m so tired from my flight but it’s good to be home early it’ll be a good surprise for him oh no
First of all I was going to make a comment about her outfit being terrible but also she was on a flight and I’ve worn some really ridiculous outfits on flights just to be as comfortable as possible so I understand girl also does she have purple tips on her hair
Is this me is this supposed to be me they baited me I knew it okay anyway I’m going to say because her life is obviously in shambles that they’re going to that they’re insinuating I’m coming home early to surprise my boyfriend husband significant other that they’re
Cheating on me so I can either tell this girl she say she’s phoning me she’s like life coach I need your help what should I do I came home early to surprise my the love of my life my sweet man should I use my key or should I ring the
Doorbell so that he knows I’m coming and I’m on the other line like girl you use the key and you make sure you make sure he is not cheating on you you slink in there and you see this may be really hard for you to see girl but you need to
Know if this relationship is legit it is not legit wait I can explain why is his head so tidy and his hair is disgusting ew girl you don’t need him join no dump him yes slap him look at his hair he’s disgusting oh no oh we have no money I
Should start a new life where to stay now well I’m going to do this pro bono girl I know you don’t have any money you can pay me back when your life is amazing well you have no money so you can’t stay at a hotel so let’s go to
Your old house I don’t know why why you still are hanging on to another house when you have financial problems but whatever not going to get into that yet let’s fix one thing at a time with with her oh god oh your life is a disaster I
Will fix you a Murphy bed that’s pretty cool why is everything lime green okay all right you know this is usually outside of my scope you should call a maintenance person for it not your life coach I’m very expensive okay but I would I would suggest oil I guess
I don’t know yeah there you go great you destroyed your floors oh and a rat was living in your bed rats like cheese you don’t want them to like you spray perfume on them that is some Hefty perfume what’s it what’s it doing I think it likes it now my
Apartment smells terrible all right cheese all right cheese out the window oh God f fall to your death I guess I don’t know I feel like I’m making everything worse I mean I’m making it better I’m the life coach okay what’s next job search I don’t know what her
Name is Liz Liz sweetheart why do you have a full sink of water that you have two perishable water items next to is my question number one you should drain the sink number two I’m I’m assuming something’s going to fall in the sink and I would rather you lose the
Newspaper if that’s the case then your phone so I’m gonna you look at the job listings in the newspaper girl Jesus Li Liz are you freakin kidding me Liz I gave you the easiest task possible this girl she’s she’s going to be the end ofy all right take your phone please
Be very careful next to the giant sink of water that’s there for no reason dear Jess thank you for replying your oh God where where was the interview oh we’re going to miss it okay this is an actual life coach thing I need a dress to impress okay life coach here life coach
Lauren your LCL is is here life coach Lauren kind of want to see what happens if you wear the sexy dress whatever it’s not my life maybe it’s just that kind of job I don’t know cuz you didn’t let me read your interview oh yeah he looks
Like a slease ball you’ll hire me right I don’t like this dress though is this a party get out oh whoops he’s not a sleev b crap all right now we know don’t cry now we know okay so formal dress or we could watch an ad for an elegant dress
Kind of really like the elegant dress so I’ll do it it’s not worth it it’s definitely not worth watching a ad but I need to step up my life coach game all right and if that entails watching an ad then it’s fine do it for you
Liz beautiful oh my God that is not the dress that you promised me in the photo supposed to have the little ruffle things there’s no Ruffles she’s not going to get the jum he’s going to be like where are the Ruffles the shoes don’t match ah describe yourself I mean
He doesn’t care about you being active girl you’re a hard worker the job Liz we’re either celebrating or clown phas I don’t I I don’t know neither of these makes sense to me but um celebrate did I get the job yes kind of want to see what
Clown face is now we’re seeing it we’re seeing what it is I don’t care I got to start all the way over she’s wearing the outfit still it didn’t reset I’m not watching that again look look at the lies that is a totally different outfit all right we’re going with this one then
Clown face what in the hell there no reaction he’s like oh God she’s a crazy person I have to redo that all over again she just started malfunctioning as she was giving him a handshake I don’t know Liz I’m sorry I’m ruining your life for my own Amusement
Okay but that was amazing I’m so lonely in this house well you got me Liz damn I should call someone Liz I’m right here but okay call your ex no he was disgusting call a friend oh don’t be sad meet me we can plan something why is
Your friend a hunky man we can go to your house party horn yeah sure let’s uh let’s cause him partial deafness I’ll invite you when I throw house party oh that was a jazzy horn not a party horn I thought you was going to take out like
An air blower and just blow it at him you didn’t listen to my advice Liz is it a cat on on my door oh it’s so cute oh my God adopt it it’s so cute take it I think the cat is hungry what should I feed it Liz you can’t do
Anything yourself why you calling your life coach to find out how to feed your cat a mushroom I hate my client Liz in her world sees a mushroom and Cat she’s like the only two things in the house are cat food somehow and a mushroom which one should I feed my cat the
Mushroom Liz the mushroom oh no your cat’s going to die it’s going to die it’s so sleeping it’s I killed it I know I predicted that her cat would die but I honestly thought it would maybe eat the mushrooms and like throw it up or something or get mad
And attack her I didn’t know I was going to fully just die and have it soul I need to compose myself I just killed my client’s cat so pretty sure I’m going to get fired we need to correct this don’t worry I have a time machine we’re going to correct it
Okay let’s not accidentally kill my client’s cat this time actually Liz that was your fault because you’re not very smart why would you listen to me I’m good thank God the cat’s okay cat’s fine all right this could have went way worse Liz trust me why are you walking your
Cat Liz this is not normal e e what is he doing here let’s see what got a prank he deserves it okay let’s see this epic prank okay so my cat is clawing out his eyes what is is crazy that wasn’t a prank that was assault I should call
Someone call your maybe you should call your ex and make sure he’s doing all right make sure he’s not going to sue you I’m hosting a party at my place e don’t invite no oh her name is Jess not absolutely can I bring my date yeah sure why not oh we
Becoming I was like oh are we becoming friends I guess that’s right that means you’re happy in your life and you can you know forgive him and move on nope you just broke your phone Liz I’m calling you Liz anyway I don’t care that’s how much I hate you Jess you’re
Now Liz all right call your crush who’s probably your friend right hosting a party at my place would you like to come no who is this this a totally new guy absolutely where’s the other guy what in the hell give it an apple it looks like
A I think it’s supposed to be a porcupine she’s like this work worked with the rat she just keeps having animals plummet to their death out the window and now her microwave is on fire but I can’t fult for that because I um caught my toaster on fire one time uh
And it’s on a YouTube video so we’re going to not judge you for this Liz look at the crush is just standing in the corner he’s staring at me what should I do okay this is perfect life coach advice finally you got to take charge in
Your life Jess say hi to him got to find a good guy for you you have your life together you’re still you’re wearing your business outfit like 5 days in a that’s fine so you might be a little smelly so just you know kind of stand
Away from him when you talk to him but go say hi your party you invited him hi I’m your neighbor nice party why are you introducing yourself there’s a gardening competition coming up do you need help fixing your garden okay well first of all my ex is
In the background and the girl he was cheating on me with so at least I moved on from that apparently Jess Liz whatever your name is uh this guy seems a little creepy I guess get his number I don’t know your life is is a disaster
Nice to see you around why is there voice lines randomly what is she doing here I’ll ruin her flowers with weed killer she’s like I just heard you oh no she is going to cheat call 911 no let’s not involve the paramedics here uh Jess swap the labels I guess
Yeah there you go there you go she going to kill her own flowers oh my God my flowers you ruined our flowers are you stupid he’s so mean to women’s the other team is the winner of the other team what our flowers were better something is not right I should
Investigate yeah nothing is right about any of this oh my God why is everybody making out with this guy he’s disgusting take picture we need evidence oh god oh oh oh ca I can’t believe this you guys are disqualified the first prize belongs to this team so much just happens I don’t
Know what to follow oh finally we get to change our outfit sexy dress yeah let’s go with the sexy dress again cuz you know that that is not the same dress die here now I like the purple tip look what what just happened her whole hair changed that’s not how hair drying
Works she’s a witch and her eyebrow is gone oh God her makeup is very messed up St hey Jess can you come to my house for dinner tonight I would love to okay where am I going in my sexy outfit why do I look so suspicious oh
God who’s this creepy man staring at me doing work there’s a new girl in office ooh hello ew ew also why am I wearing a sexy dress to work it didn’t work the first time why did they let me do it the second time um continue working he sounds disgusting I’m working oh
God you are so mean yeah so why am I having to say hi to him now I’m working stop bothering me nice to see you would you join me for lunch you are really beautiful you are very sweet please excuse me eat a sushi let’s be that girl let’s follow him I should
Follow him I only just met him I need to know who he’s on the phone with I think this girl has no hope I don’t think I can help her you’re in the men’s you followed him into the men’s bathroom Jesus Jesus ignore and leave you just
Met this man he’s not worth it I’ll leave $5,000 for lunch what were we eating gold I hate I hate this girl oh my God I think I hate being a life coach I just can’t handle can’t handle people being dumb I can’t handle it we’re going to
Take revenge I guess that’s what they wanted me to do cheater how is he a cheater you weren’t together he just asked if he wanted to go to lunch with him I don’t think there’s any hope for this girl okay I’m giving this one more CH one
More chance to try and turn your life around cuz so far you look terrible your relationships are not going well work is not going well you’re very obsessed with people that you’ve just met and you like to prank people by assaulting them so I and throwing animals out windows let’s drink some
Wine oh thank you wait who just gave us the glasses oh oh are we finally getting somewhere with something in my life excuse me I’ll be back oh nope never mind oh my gosh every everybody everybody is freaking with another woman everybody how do I know his password it’s his sister well
At least we cleared that up kiss him kiss him oh yes finally something’s going right okay I think I don’t want to continue because we’re we’re in an okay place right now she’s a lost cause for sure but at least you know we have things going with our neighbor guy I
Just learned I have this whole closet with all of my outfits I don’t know why her hair is now lighter but uh I didn’t have to wear the same dress constantly I don’t like any of them so let’s just go back to the beginning to show how far
We’ve come her life’s fine so about a month ago you may remember I went to the gym and I was just so good at working out and bulking up that they hired me I now work at the gym I am now a personal trainer slf Fitness coach yeah me I’m in
Charge of keeping people healthy oh hello there sir please help me my girlfriend dumped me do you think I should build muscle mass well I don’t did are you sure your girlfriend dumped you because you don’t have muscles because hey if that’s true you shouldn’t be with her anyway she sounds like a
Terrible person and B that just I what it’s like I need to get back at her and show I I get it it’s the Revenge you want to show her what she’s missing out on I get it but you know what’s more important inner love I will help you
First I will measure your muscles n stop crying man why are you so rude I don’t know I know why your girlfriend left you now okay we are measuring your biceps sir just me measuring your biceps oh I need your help really bad yes you do
What should I do now let’s eat something healthy I was really hoping for an easy day sir I’m going to teach you how to eat healthy okay we’re going to make the most healthy meal for you and then I’m going to eat a slice of pizza while you
Eat it because I’m the worst personal trainer in the world it’s more fun that way I really love a pizza you can’t have it it’s mine okay you won’t get any pizzas I hate you well I hate you too so that’s why I’m going to make you the
Grossest sandwich of all time I think this is a sandwich okay we’re going to give you cheese apparently can we do more than two cheeses just lots of chees oh it won’t let me it won’t let me come on come on can I ask what are we Mak making him
What is this I’m the worst personal Trainor this is not what you should be eating to gain muscle what is this this has like no nutrition or calories whatsoever this is not what you should be eating John but I’m going to make you eat it anyway cuz I hate you wow that’s really
Wow wow was it good I have to admit that it was delicious were your taste breads are broken John also I was some sort of Miracle sandwich is by BPS have doubled I’m just that good I’m that good at least he didn’t touch my pizza can you
Recommend what to do next am I writing it oh sorry John I make everything scratch and sniff in this office so we got to scratch all this off so that I can see what my recommendation is eating fast food is banned John banned John if
I see you pull up to a drive-thru I will kill you all you have to do is just not eat fast food John that’s all I’m asking okay great see you soon John I have eyes everywhere John okay everywhere I will know you don’t know how many other jobs
I’ve had John I have lots of skills evil skills hire secretary whose name can I yell easily let me try Angela Daniel Madison we’re going to get Angela and call her an what up an I want to go to Gilly’s concert good for you would you
Like to go to her next concert with me oh and I don’t have time for that I’m working okay you’re so boring whatever I don’t care do your job an oh wait is this the person you wanted to see in concert an she’s here hello I’m going on
A concert tour soon and I need to build muscles wow you have a bigger starting muscle than stupid John Yesterday by the way I’m vegan oh no I mean it makes things a little harder we’ll figure it out all right I’m accommodating of everybody except I have
Cheese vegan you say here’s some cheese cheese cheese cheese she’ll never know oh this is evil oh it’s evil okay oh maybe all this healthy food is not as bad as it seems it was not healthy it had lots of cheese I don’t know how you
Did not know that that was a cheese Shake ma’am I mean sh it was vegan what now do I start running that’s what you do on a treadmill Gilly run I can’t feel my legs well that’s not good you’re walking at a Brisk Pace Gilly go oh measure
Oh you are looking muscly girl Gilly at your concert can you give a shout out to an and tell her she’s the worst secretary ever today John is coming for his second appointment oh John I forgot about John by the way you look very good
Today are you hitting on me an I can either be nice to her or I don’t have time for that an get out of here do your job Jesus I know I’m good-look okay and I don’t need you to tell me that I’m not
A piece of meat all right hi John how is being alone I don’t know why I’m like the meanest personal traitor of all time I want my money back why your recommendation did not change anything that you shouldn’t go eat fast food that’s supposed to be my fault John how
Is this my fault I don’t know what you’ve been eating what’s wrong with your bicep what are you talking about can you see that it’s all your fault I got you from an eight to a 12 John you’ve got to be kidding me we’re going
To your place I want to see what kind of food you have John because this this is not my fault I’m the greatest trainer of all time John are you freaking kidding me I gave you one one thing to do don’t go get fast food what’s that a burger on your chair
What is that look at all that cheese John what’s this funions who eats funions anymore John chocolate I thought that you wouldn’t find anything that I wouldn’t find anything that was just laying around your apartment you must think I’m an idiot John yeah fine you’re pay pay me double though to deal with
You you have a Heart of Stone I don’t care I’m so glad your girlfriend left you I now know why your girlfriend left you it wasn’t cuz you didn’t have muscles John it’s cuz you’re the worst person today we will be visited by Lucifer well this game escalated oh God
It’s the actual Lucifer uh no I’m no no no bye no I’m a bit stressed this work is very hard and you have literally done nothing I don’t care this is the easiest job this is the easiest job Edge I have appointment for today good afternoon please come closer you’re such a
Gentleman I am a woman Karen how dare you misgender me how dare you I’m going to squeeze your bicep so hard it hurts what what’s happening now what are we doing are we injecting her with eggplant like don’t worry you don’t have to eat healthy food cuz it that’s
Disgusting we’re just going to inject you with needles of it I’m scared I’m sorry ah oh we’re testing you for allergies why why is that my job that’s not my job we’re going to inject you with cat don’t ask us how we got a needle filled with cat okay you’re not
Allergic to cat that’s good carrots let’s see oh no oh I can’t feel my arm uh you’re allergic and also you should probably go to the emergency room do you maybe have some donuts Karen if you want to eat whatever you want don’t come to
Me today it will be just fruits Karen I have cupcakes though that’s not a fruit cupcake all the cupc cakes maybe all this healthy food is not as bad as it seems well that’s cuz I gave you cupcakes Karen oh we’re shooting cucumbers at people I love my job oh
It’s John just Pelt him Pelt John in the face with cucumbers what up an it’s John again do you think he’s done better now probably not wow he’s quite handsome now oh watch out or I’ll get jealous there’s a love meter on the side I have not filled it whatsoever and do you
Understand that I could get s dud for harassment because you’re telling one of our clients that he’s handsome focus on your work an I’m going to fire you also way to be shallow an John was always the worst and he’s still the worst okay look he’s still the worst look at him it
Seems to be tiring exercising yeah John it is I can’t do it any longer yes you can we’ve been doing it for 2 minutes John come on whoa damn John wow look at them curbs look at his voluptuous figure look at that John girl you got them
Curves you got that hourglass shape now I have an awkward question do you find me attractive an this is a workplace an a professional workplace stop trying to come on to me how about getting to work already an I need to fire an she was the worst hire
Who’s my next guy Sam I’ve got an important party soon I want to look great you already look great Sam but if you want some muscles I’ll help you I will probably have to eat just those green things do you mean vegetables John I mean Sam sorry it’ll be healthy and
Delicious don’t worry again what is this it’s just a cheese sandwich with some veggies on top Mayo okay here’s a cheese sandwich with some white goo so what should I do now I hope it will be simple okay last time the only thing you had to do was not eat fast
Food let’s see what it is this time maybe just sell your TV what sell it to me I need a TV Sam you’ve got to be kidding apparently I’m not uh and Karen has her second appointment today oh yeah Karen what do you think of the new restaurant across the
Street Edge just let the client in please I don’t want to go to a restaurant with you yeah get it Karen yeah I’m training you to beat up an for Me oh Karen you are curvy as hell Sam looks angry what if he does something to you should I call oh God what do you mean what do he do what if he does something to me he’s weak anyway he doesn’t have muscles yet an what if I’m
Nice to her will she stop hitting on me you’re so brave oh God I made a mistake yeah look how scrawny you are try to come for me Sam I Dare You recommendation is a joke can you see me it was a waste of time yeah selling your
TV that was a waste of time I told you you lost an inch Sam give me my money back no problem but first prove that you followed the diet Sam cuz I know didn’t my clients are the worst a hot dog Sam just sitting out uh you’re paying me double because you’re the
Worst as well hi an Emily’s a new patient coming in today you’re going to have a busy day today guess I’ll be nice again let’s just see what happens oh you’re a very good man again I’m a woman Ed take to the restaurant yeah sure
Let’s see how that goes now not only can I be mean to her at work I could be mean to her out in public and then she’ll never ask me on a date again I love this this restaurant oh uh darn it I wanted to spill it on her wouldn’t let
Me damn damn it was delicious and slow down a little bit okay and I’m going to feed you all right I’m going to try not to poke you in the face going to try not to poke oh I’m going for her nose I’m go oh okay okay I all right oh this
Is awkward think I’m in love with you Jesus a okay this is hi Emily I had a really weird date last night I’m not sure if I came to the right place I don’t know if you are you did either going to inject you with some onion oh corn it’s corn oh
No well that sucks Emily I’m sorry Corn’s delicious what should I do Netflix or jump rope Netflix I have to watch a series all day yep that’s your homework what now uh fruit watch Netflix eat fruit and then drink some water water is is boring you’re boring water
Is the essence of life okay have you ever seen the deep ocean it’s not boring Emily hi and today we will be visited by Catman I love men who are dressed up as cats I guess I’m supposed to say well I hate cats an I hate you that’s fine oh
Hello Catman sure I’ll take you Catman you’re too interesting to say no to I hate cocktails have you catnip oh okay you’re a you’re a person that thinks you’re actually a cat going to sneak some cupcakes in there and then you know as long as we throw some fruit in nobody knows
Sweet drink your cupcake Shake oh yeah look at them curves Sam seems to have cooled down after his last viit visit and looks much better I even like his style maybe I should change something about myself oh no I’ll finally be nice to her again you don’t have to change
Anything really you’re lovely I’m not though Ron all I’m doing is giving my clients cheese sandwiches with veggies on it or cupcake Che or cheese smoothies or making them run on the treadmill oh yeah and going to their apartments and going through their things that’s it
That’s my job all right Ang I’m leaving my job Michael will be your next patient I don’t need another patient I’m quitting really admire how hard you work I’m quitting I’m telling you I’m quitting why don’t you start working hard too why don’t you start working
Hard too an you’re the worst boss I’ve ever had good cuz I’m out of here Michael can stand there forever cuz I quit I hate this job so I’m once again quitting YouTube to become a plastic surgeon don’t touch me I’m sterile but the thing is I never went to medical
School but I don’t think it’s that important I’m going to do this for free I need to build up a portfolio and this is the only way I can get people to come in because I have no medical license but how hard could it be oh no there’s
Needles there’s need nobody told me there’s needles involved we’re just going to pretend like this is already jabbed into her her and just sticking out and it’s just waiting for me to tap it so I’m just going to tap oh oh oh no it’s going in oh it’s going in okay so
You want it to the line but girl I know this is what you want but I’m going to give you what you need you need them Kylie Jenner lips girl and I mean it’s not like oh I could just keep jabbing her oh oh her eyebrows
Oh her eyebrows are wincing did I not give her sedatives can she feel this pain okay this is now a horror game of some crazy lady that doesn’t have a medical license jabbing you with needles you all thought this was going to be a fun app game didn’t you oh you
Poor girl I’m going to stop I mean she can’t really complain about it it was free you can’t complain about free oh no wait I’m not Plumping up the other the top one oh she going to look mismatched okay it’s fine though inner beauty is what matters that is the lesson you
Should take away from this video and if you remember that then none of this will ever happen to you I got to yank her oh oh oh oh girl I’m going to teach you about in Beauty you’re going to want to pay me after the session because you’re
Going to learn a lot of life lessons like don’t ever go to a surgeon with no medical license this is on you ma’am this is on you to be honest you heard free plastic surgery and you came what does that say about you hello lady all
Of you want to look like yourself but just like more refreshed you know what get a good night’s sleep eat a healthy diet oh I’m lasering her eyeball oh why is it letting me do this she’s also wincing again I mean it was free I can’t
Afford anesthetic ew ew ew ew oh I did a good job she only wanted dark spots lasered off okay if that makes you feel better about yourself girl then you’re welcome okay I’m a little worried because I think she wants her face more lean and I don’t know how we’re going to
Go about that oh great it’s my worst nightmare we’re chiseling off her bones I hated saying that sentence we’re chiseling off her bones all right I’m just going to chisel down your face bone ma’am oh God can you do this this sounds like it would be the most painful thing
Especially if I took away your entire oh oh no oh oh no she looks like a skeleton she’s like why why did you do this God it’s just she has no jawbones anymore all right ma’am you’re going to have to only eat soft food okay oh is this me
You see this lady right here in her lime green top and her red heels it’s Christmas every day for her you trusted her to give you free surgery and know what she was doing this is all on you guys I’m not taking any responsibility oh we’re fixing her up okay bye I don’t
Know what I’m doing to everybody but you know I’m making their dreams come true for no money what wait why am I taking money don’t take their money oh you are a very interesting person what am I a dentist now I mean technically I didn’t go to medical or
Dental school so you’ve come to the right place not like I can do any worse at this right you people are just lazy now you don’t want to brush your own teeth we going to shave your face shave your face didn’t need to go to a plastic surgeon
For either of these uh but to be fair I guess it’s free so why why wouldn’t you actually you’re a smart lady I wouldn’t trust me doing surgery on you either you just got a free teeth cleaning and some free shaving genius lady you are a absolute genius you must have went to
Medical school H did you just come to get your eyebrows done okay oh no I made a I made a mistake already I was I was actually trying and I made a mistake can I do whatever I want on this girl’s eyebrows I was going to do a doodle but
That just took it all off oh I can do it here h h i did the H too high now it looks like an N no as in no coming here to get your eyebrows done I am a surgeon okay kind of yeah she didn’t like my no
Brow that’s the in look lady just ask Tik Tok it’s cool what am I a be well no plastic surgeons don’t put fake eyelashes on you a so I just can’t mess this up oh wait I could just like forget to do the other one I’m trying to teach
People lessons okay to not get free surgery from strangers all of you better be learning a lesson from this video I mean it’s really not that big of a deal just go to somebody else to get the other one done it’s what you get for free ah we’re doing another shave and teeth
Clean yeah that’s all you get we’ll just do a get out of here you’re abusing my services this lady has a pimple and she has an after photo of her without the pimple and so I’m scared because pimple popping grosses me out so bad oh God my
Worst nightmare E I have to use a stick oh oh oh oh it’s not a stick it’s one of those o oh God okay three 2 1 I’m sorry editor I’m cuz I can close my eyes and she cannot and neither can any of you you
Better be opening your eyes do it for editor Emily solidarity oh the lashes all right I’ll be nice and actually give you lashes you got lucky today apparently I’m only nice to the people that come in with leopard whatever the heck this is I would say a scarf but it
Is not oh we can’t bring it in we can just leave it the way it was your nose is cute and little I’m leaving it okay we’re going to do s i d e can you guess what I am writing Z oh she loves Lauren zide do you love Lauren zide too then
You should probably be subscribed just saying otherwise you could end up like this lady is that a threat no Seaside it looks so good girl so good when you walk around the streets can you please also let people know that they should go subscribe thank you I’ll pay you in
Royalty o oh okay okay lasers yes love lasers like a Jedi all right we got to do some chin chiseling I hate chin chisling okay chin chis something thing I’m just going to do one side like that so on one side you look like everything’s fine and then
On the other side it looks like you were in an accident like it’ll give you a cool backstory people be like oh my gosh what happened and you could be like some crazy plastic surgeon girl offered me free plastic surgery and I found out she had no medical license what an
Interesting story that is you’re welcome for having an interesting story to tell people now also you still look beautiful I don’t know what you’re complaining about o girl I love your hair oh God it’s another chin chisel person I don’t know if I can do this anymore oh God oh
God I hate it I hate it let’s see how well I can do the eyebrow this is actually a lot harder than I thought so you know actually be a good surgeon is harder than I thought I guess this is is this why you need medical school also
Why are all of the customers women game it’s like I I messed up slightly and then I just give up completely that’s like anything that’s like any art project ever I mess up slightly it’s over it’s done I can’t fix it it’s gone all right I think I proven
My point I have taught you all a valuable life lesson don’t get free plastic surgery because then you’ll end up like this lady or worse so I’m once again quitting YouTube to become this time a PA or personal assistant so I’m back in my professional work attire by
Collared button down and yes those are moths on my shirt I’m a mothly now I love moths and I’m an assistant so oh no I’m late for work wao I am super fast and I have a very low cut shirt on hi you were 2 minutes late on your first
Day oh my bad I was tending to my moths I was attacked by a raccoon yeah cuz of the moths they love moths oh my God there’s moths or and or butterflies on the wall I swear I did not know that going into picking my outfit today it’s
The universe yeah I’m going to taking that from you I will prove you wrong yeah that’s right oh my desk is cute ah this takes me back I mean my boss is really nice and this guy seems terrible but this takes me back to my cubicle days I’m just not answering the phone
I’m doing some hacking apparently I’m hacking the system what give me some coffee ASAP here you go sir tap to serve okay oh god oh I’m so sorry get new pants clean pants I mean even if I clean them they’re going to be wet so let let’s go
Get you new pants sir I will go get you new pants here you go I new pants for you what are those what are those wow I’m apparently a good personal assistant there is a dog in the office whose dog is this you found a stray dog in the
Office um I don’t feel safe here adopt him or let him starve I don’t know you Sharon old FIA she’s right there pretty sure that’s Sharon’s dog I was just going to up and steal it drive me home what I just got in work oh god oh oh oh
Oh oh is this your car or my car I hope it was your car drive slow I had too many drinks it is 9:00 a.m. in the morning man let me Focus the brakes aren’t working the brakes aren’t working oh oh this is day two on the job
Day two is he dead we’re just going to walk away uh cuz I’m not getting involved in this this is only a two day job and it is too much I’m not Savage do I still have a job I wish I had a different boss I he must still be alive
Ooh okay this is some game mechanics I’m not used to I just want him to be really nice I don’t care maybe he got a concussion and this is going to make him be a different boss nerd yeah we can talk about nerdy things me I guess
Loving okay okay we’re making out I’m pretty sure that’s against the rules at this place but is this Mr hun hunic Mr Dreamboat I forgot some stuff at home get it for me oh I was just daydreaming it’s the same guy boo collect the items you left everything your keys your shoes
What do you keep going on bingers what’s it top secret don’t mind if I do what’s in here secret plan steal money from company byy superar blame PA for the Lost M Oh’s evil even put a little stupid Hey would a stupid person collect moths okay that doesn’t seem like
Something a stupid person would do boss wants to get me fired what to do we’re taking him down I have to get the boss fired I now know my purpose Savage that’s not Savage he’s Savage okay I’m asleep on the job things are going great
Come to my office right now okay sir oh my God are you not wearing pants where are your pants see where are your pants this is a work en bu I need your help oh God run away no Sharon you help him I don’t know harassment babysit my kids
For the day what you’re so hot thank you thanks little kid can we play together leave me alone no I would love to I would love to little girl it’s not your fault your dad’s mean what are we playing what is do you guys want to play leave a like
If this is fun no actually you leave a like if you also like moths I need to know if I am among my people send underwear to girlfriend and secret files to accountant what it would be a shame if your accounting department received your girlfriend’s underwear and your girlfriend received the confidential
Files yeah it would be a shame it would be oh it would be such a shame our accounting guy now thinks that my boss is into him so there’s that big boss is coming for inspection why is this man to the left of me way smaller than me and
Oh Sharon just sat on a Sharon is the big boss no no you don’t why do okay oh prank this guy I thought we were going to prank the stranger that just came here ah you’re an idiot sir all right we’re going to wrench his chair
And he has no idea I’m right behind him and I Disappeared like a ghost yeah he’s dumb fire him hire a plumber for the office Okie do where’s your waist hello I am applying for a plumber job wow you are so strong how would I know that you’ve made my pipes
Leak I don’t wear clothes while working well sign me up man my boss is going to love this guy my boss is so angry oh yeah oh yeah that’s right I got promoted my boss hates me Sharon never talks to me I walk past her every day we
Just hate each other I need a mass I mean good for you that’s not part of my job description oh oh oh okay I don’t want to do this I don’t want to do it this is weird so relaxing buy my wife some clothes for our anniversary okay by
The way this is definitely like a movie or TV show Trope where these high powerful man bosses buy outfits for their wives for their anniversaries I don’t think Bob ever bought me an outfit and was like you should wear this to our anniversary dinner a fairy outfit or a
Boring brown red outfit a fairy outfit what what do you mean I know it’s what is this you you look lovely I didn’t ooh dating needs a new girlfriend ASAP do you like moths oh yeah promote it again my boss hates me going to do a little
Dance nobody believed in the moth lady nobody believed in her but look at her this is actually the moth dance you know I thought that was going to be a one a done joke but I’m just going with it a I’m knitting how cute book me a table in
A festar restaurant you got it sir my password is I hate my boss I’m booking you at Burger King this poor lady I apparently have grown devil horns now because I’m a Savage assistant and everybody should be terrified of me biggest customer don’t pick up why do you have kisses all over
Your face I’m not doing what you tell me why do you have kisses all over your face was it Sharon you’re all disgusting here I don’t want this job anymore I’m still hacking by the way dirty clean it now I’m not the janitor oh my God what
Did you do what is this why is it brown either you murdered somebody a while ago or oh I’m sitting over there still with Sharon I’m doing this with my mind abilities oh now I have a Halo okay because I’m a literal Angel why why yeah
There you go oh he likes it yeah that’s because you’ve become the clown that you are oh yeah promote it again oh we see our boss out in public and I’m with a stray dog hey stray dog go get him yeah go get him get him yes sorry sir it’s
Just a random stray dog it’s like all the ones Sharon brings to the office I don’t know who is this let us enjoy don’t let anyone in enjoy what sir oh god oh no oh you’re where’s my husband is he in office okay first sir your wife
Could beat the crap out of you she is jacked go in there girl inside get him yeah that’s right get him sorry I mean you were literally together behind glass glass sir HR the office thank God finally that I don’t have to hire people anymore you’re hired I mean you you got
To be better than me clean my house okay now I’m a maid oh my God what did you do to your house it looks like your computer this is disgusting is it cuz your wife left you yeah done I don’t care I don’t care not my job paint the
Office wall if you give me one more job that is not in my job description ooh new job thank God I hire you instead of the others oh cuz you need to save me from the situation sir I’m in a horrible working environment I will keep you
Entertained okay show me what what okay I know what what is shimmying hell yeah nice why did you apply for this job my car current boss sucks hating on current work you didn’t get the job no but it’s true the money is stealing money and
He’s going to blame it on me can’t let that happen this is the best time to get him fired yes pick the hold the photo yes take it his wife is in on it look at those biceps though look at them I got you I got you yeah we completed our
First job so I’m once again quitting YouTube to to become an angel of God a after your life is over and you go up to the Pearly Gates you’ll meet me who’s going to judge you you’re going to tell me the good you’ve done the bad you’ve
Done and I’m going to judge the B Jesus out of you I am the one who decides how you will spend eternity yay first of all I think that’s me at the top I’m so cute and my first person to judge is Harry poter water all right
Harry let’s see what you’ve done in your life you freed slave elves well that is good Harry Dobby was the best and spies on people with his invisibility cloak guys Harry Potter’s a creep he’s a creep dates with his best friend’s sister oh my God Harry Potter’s a creep
Is this his last judgment you going oh Harry Potter’s going to oh I get to decide oh look how happy he is should I let the creep into heaven or should he be this is horrible his face is like what please decide what are you doing no you’ve been naughty Harry
Potter I’m drunk with power all right we have a police officer what have you done caught many criminals raccoons no oh God gets information by torturing raccoons no got fired from his job for being oh God oh God no oh you’re the worst goodbye uh Kanye s to be
No there’s going to be nobody in heaven nobody R for president because he dreamed of a prosperous country I guess that’s fine you can run for president even if you shouldn’t be worked as a telemarketer to help his mother pay rent I mean that’s that’s all right we’re
Going to have to be a little more lenient no I don’t know so this game was definitely made before he’s been way controversial even more so now I don’t I don’t know what to do with you we’re just going to oh no I have to decide so only one of
Them can go to heaven I mean Mouse Warrior guy from 300 this game is horrible I love both of them Freddy Mercury from Queen or Amy win housee I’m going to have to go based off how many songs I love of them and I definitely know and love more Queen songs so I’m sorry oh yes Shrek we get
To judge Shrek Shrek you’re going to heaven don’t even worry about it man brushes his teeth with inside that’s fine doesn’t leave his house because he thinks everyone is disgusted with him that’s fine Parts in his en his me’s faces I don’t see any of this being a
Problem Shrek heaven for you oh God look at look at Shrek in heaven he look it looks like I made a mistake he looks like the creepiest guy Levi Levi you’re going to heaven I don’t even care what you’ve done doesn’t like the talls takes pleasure in torturing his
Enemies totally fine they they deserved it happy when he sees his own reflection in the mirror I would be too Levi you’re going to heaven I might be by bias but you’re going to heaven all right now is this a famous person or is this just an average person never returns the book
She borrowed what a monster oh my God farts whenever she is alone I mean don’t most people do that in Asian restaurant she uses Fork instead of Chopsticks so do I you’re good oh my God it’s Rick burps constantly that’s fine that example for his grandchild oh no turns
Himself into a pickle to escape his family problems that’s totally fine heaven for Rick also might be biased on that one I can judge Billy ish I mean you’re going to heaven girl maybe I should not be bias when judging where people will go for the rest of
Eternity oh well hi Billy big fan let’s see what you’ve done ex believer that’s fine weren’t we all sits on those who do push-ups yes Queen she wears baggy clothes to avoid being sexualized yes Queen yes oh a lie detector my name is Duke Armstrong I am the founder and CEO
Of a startup why are you lying to an angel of God do you not think I know I am unemployed what does that matter you’re dead I don’t care what you did I saw a young man stealing an old woman’s bag okay I immediately intervened and
Caught the thief lie okay maybe I waited for a while I gave the bag back to the old woman I didn’t touch anything you stole her bag you wait a minute so somebody stole her bag and then you held him down and then stole her bag from him
But I got $20 from a it I mean I’m not going to judge you off that one incident you seem like a creepy okay guy Spider-Man what have you done became hero to earn money and that’s fine everybody needs a job caused his wife to die because of the radiation in his
Blood Spiderman I mean that wasn’t his fault likes upside down kisses oh Spider-Man I want to keep you it’s like I’m just collecting my favorite characters I don’t know I don’t care what they’ve done I don’t care how creepy they are they’re going to heaven
So they can hang out with me who are you give spoilers all the time oh my God you’re the worst you’re going to hell like that’s all it takes get out of here oh my God it’s Heisenberg from Breaking Bad why am I here I’m just a high school
Teacher we know your other business as well yes I also have a car washing business I mean you do fine I did it because I had to pay for my medical bills you don’t deserve it but I loved Breaking Bad so you’re welcome feel like this is somebody famous but I don’t know
Has a habit of dancing when the music plays that’s fine practices every day in a spare time that’s fine attention seeker that’s fine I don’t know who you are so you’re going to hail I don’t know who that’s supposed to be choose the most evil one puts hot iron shoes on her
Stepmother and kills her damn Snow White freeze all animals by killing Zoo staff they’re both pretty evil I guess the zoo is more evil because she killed multiple people we’re just going to go with that got the soldiers and civilians captured impaled and killed okay well now we got multiple multiple deaths
Against multiple deaths at least she was trying to help animals I guess so this guy’s more evil okay who’s this marri’s a rich old man for his money I mean that no good finds new lovers while married that’s no good establishes a foundation for the victims of abuse with the
Inheritance from her husband I mean that’s good you did good with the money and I guess it wasn’t really hurting the guys cuz at least they got to like with somebody instead of being alone this is getting hard oh my God it’s PewDiePie loves making sacal commentary that’s fine I guess that’s
What I do too big supporter of independent video game producers me too Sal hot talks to fulfills dream all right PewDiePie this one’s for all the YouTubers Heaven my name is Stella jobs I am a lawyer we just judged you girl she’s like wait a minute I have more
Info that’s a lie fine I’m a housewife yeah we know I’m so sorry that my husband died I loved him very much he was my soulmate that was a lie you just said you married him for his money fine I’m not that upset I didn’t love him
Very much I will donate his inheritance to charity organizations what wait but you told me you would that was why you went to heaven well now you’re going oh God we can Crush her kind of want to know what that’s like Crush her Crush her Crush her all right nonf famous
Person pours milk on a bowl before putting cereal the milk the milk before the cereal the milk before the cereal let this be a lesson okay tell me you’ll never put milk before the cereal ever again sir do you promise do you promise whoops I meant to put him in
Heaven I was just trying to scare him and I accidentally let go send those with mustaches to Heaven you heard it here first if you want to get into heaven guys you got to grow a mustache I know some guys can’t grow a mustache but it’s too bad hello hello Cleopatra took
A thousand Roman refugees to Egypt that’s good enslave oh no oh no oh that’s bad like wait a minute got nail polish made from Refugee slaves what did she really oh no before she died she distributed all her nail polish and makeup to the public that was made out
Of the blood of refugees no no no no no no we have a creep limit here in heaven you are over that making nail polish out of the blood of refugees is definitely too for heaven oh my God is it Gandalf is it God himself who is this oh my God
This whole time I could have given a score out of 10 of how evil or good I was just going all the way I guess you’re good you also look really creepy like if I saw you in a dark room I’d be scared and I kind of want that kind of
Dig that I love creepy things eats pineapple pizza I actually love pineapple pizza come for me I don’t care puts back things on the wrong Shelf at the supermarket I mean it’s bad but I’ve done that not often I try to do my best to put it back Works naked in the office
I mean oh in the office mean if you were at home but not in the office oh God sir I was on your side you know what I need a fellow pineapple Pizza Lover though so just please don’t do it naked that would make me very uncomfortable H I’m tired
Of judging these people so I’m once again quitting YouTube to become a CEO of a company look at my business suit Blazer look at it what company am I the CEO of now mind your business it’s definitely a real company we definitely do things everything is totally legit
And not illegal whatsoever ah yes two of my employees cuz I’m the boss now of everybody and I’m an amazing boss I’m the world’s best boss as you can see from my mug Everybody Loves Me Right editor Emily that’s right she loves me all right who am I going to promote I’m
Guessing it’s how much they made the company how late or not they were and how smart SM they are but none of this matters cuz I hate the left guy’s mustache so I’m promoting the guy on the right yeah shave your mustache okay disciplinary time the guy on the left
Stole office supplies that’s a no no Steve guy on the right pooped in your office Chad why would you do this Chad I think you pooped in my office cuz you actually love me and you were trying to prank me and also you seem really sorry
About it so boss Steve get out of here still post it on your own time dude I finally earned enough money to start my own business opening a food truck has always been a dream of mine Mr Munchies sweet now I’m officially the owner he’s trying to be a coo too I
Guess that’s cool all right job contract I want no benefits and I agree to work with no pay this seems suspicious but I don’t want to do that why would somebody just want to come hang out here cuz I’m the best boss ever you just want to come
Chill sweet oh Sharon shush you guys might be wondering why do I keep hiring Sharon if all I do is yell at them well that’s the point cuz it’s fun to yell at Sharon that signature was just life was totally over withj releas my first try now
I’m oh my god well first of all I’m deaf what the hell that’s what this company does we make ridiculous ad game ads yay you all love those I know okay I got 90 grand to pay my employees and I shoot money at them instead of sending them a
Check cuz this is more fun and I’m a fun boss I mean people don’t actually get what they’re paid because it just depends how quickly they can grab the money but everybody’s cool with it except for Sharon here you go here you go everybody gets a little bit except
For Shar God damn it Sharon stop grabbing money it’s not for you all right this guy gets it oh look at her oh my God you’re getting all the money I love your sunglasses man I love your sunglasses you deserve all this money all of this money actually I don’t even
Know if he works here he wasn’t sitting at a desk he was just sitting in the center no no no wow I didn’t realize this was part of my job was bouncing the door at the office party not allowed Jeff we told you specifically star
Glasses only get no and no only I can be the fun one get out of here wait why am I cleaning am I am I cleaning oh oh okay I’m treating my employee like a cat here kitty kitty kitty get this get yeah go go where the laser pointer is there we
Go yeah he just slamed the vacuum cleaner at me oh okay so we’re hiring people got it high school graduate with basic office skills you’re hired oh he was standing right there that this is really awkward can photocopy 200 papers a minute damn you hired I didn’t even
Read the rest of it could have said she was a criminal H it’s fine I have cookies in front of me and Sharon doesn’t want me to eat them Sharon why don’t you want me to eat these cookies is it cuz they’re your cookies well that’s too bad I’m going eat all of
Them oh Y no cookies for wait why what why was she happy about that I’m so confused am I like going around to talk to people what’s up yeah high five yeah everybody loves me I told you give me a high five girl high five yeah high five
Yeah yeah oh chat you don’t get a high five ah yes here’s more ad game ads that my company has made don’t release the snake don’t release the they release the steak this is why I’m CEO Those ads are great what am I doing am I putting this in my
Coffee oh no I’m spinning it oh wow oh wow I’m so good yeah yeah oh my God no wonder they hired me for this job all right what’s going on oh we have somebody harassing other employees I can only harass other employees why am I using a Polaroid camera it is
2023 okay all right we got to yeah we got to harass photo oh you’re finished Dave you’re finished unprofessional I mean I got to eat glass of wine I got to calm down fidget Spinners I got to calm down making ad game ads is very stressful okay stinky shoes sure but the
Poop photo that is a momento of the time my employee pooped in my office was a very special moment between us again I need this puppet it helps with my anxiety in this job and the wine also helps with my anxiety making ad game ads is very stressful eating starts in 2 minutes
All right all right don’t crash into any other cars what we doing ah police ah oh oh police everyone God get away from the police I got to get to my meeting oh I did it did I make it I definitely got into a head-on collision all the way
Here but it’s fine boss noise meter okay we got to be quiet yeah let’s go we’re going to prank my employees cuz I’m not like a regular boss I’m a cool boss he’s got it posted out on his back he wants to be pranked I also like how this girl
Is filming it and he has no idea what’s happening no idea no idea yes what did I just assault an employee what a fantastic ad by us invite him out on a date are you sure I’m too shy for this don’t you just want to download that app now that’s why I’m
A filthy rich CEO we know what the people want we know what makes them download it is your birthday $140 no tip why do I have a picture of the blonde girl in my wallet you know what I’m going to be a generous CEO what
Do you mean oh no I paid him a $10 tip look how many pizzas he brought us just taking my wads of cash home with me is that Dave harassing the employees again I thought we fired him oh it’s the BL and the blonde girls out there the one
For my wallet I can’t help I’m in here typing people’s names oh here she is elvar my love look guys we did a meme one it’s a meme ad we’re super cool relatable me trying to keep my grades up download yeah all right now what wait
You’re the same two guys as before is this a dream I’m in a Time Loop now what oh we’re spying employees not working work work work all of your screens are black you’re not doing anything they’re all pretending to work ah yes nothing says an ad app game like making you feel bad
About yourself telling you to change everything about you improve prove yourself me done she’s gorgeous look at them lips another day of amazing app game ads that everybody loves ah shush Sharon these are the same people we hire over and over it’s not Deja Vu we just have the same terrible employees that
Just keep coming back and I don’t know any better cuz I’m not paying attention okay here we go setting up the projector best boss me I just cycle my employees through so that they can see my presentation and remind them that I’m the best boss all
Right time to pay only this guy they’re like every week every week it’s him you guys you would think you learn well wait if I pay I don’t know you will you put sunglasses on cuz that’s all I want put the sunglasses on oh look at you she’s
Like yeah I learned I learned you give money only to people with the sunglasses all right I’m photoc copying things my face all right oh yeah look at him look at it oh stop judging me Chad everybody’s name Chad here cuz I don’t I don’t know anybody’s name mind your
Business you lucky it’s not my booty all right all right another brilliant app game ad my boyfriend’s favorite game doesn’t it make you want to play this it looks so fun and not at all frustrating oh you want vacation do you oh it’s the mustache guy get out of here you’re not
Even supposed to work here anymore uh what what are we doing what all right we officially work for a very sketchy company and we are burning secret documents so that nobody can see them I don’t know why I just do what I’m told for the love of God no fun in the
Office what’s the oh a Nintendo switch it’s mine what do you got o a phone it’s mine it’s a puppet give me told you not to bring cool things to work you know I’m going to take it from you starting all the money thanks for downloading all the app games oh I’m
Taking Sharon’s cookies again I’m just you know what Sharon I’m tired of you judging me I’m just going to eat I don’t care yeah what are you going to do about it Sharon nothing cuz I’m your boss can eat as many cookies as I want shred as
Many top secret documents as I want I’m hungry with power I’m shredding an iPad all right all right Dwayne yeah you hold the basketball hoop for me hold it still Dwayne hold it still oh yeah face shot you know why I’m doing this Dwayne cuz you reported me to HR
The other day and that’s not cool it’s not cool Dwayne what are you not going to do again Dwayne you’re not going to report me to HR yeah that’s right oh my God if the two of you come in here one more time asking me for a promotion you’re both getting fired still
Promoting the same guy get out of here mustache man stop pooping in my office oh oh a new one okay crime always late to work that’s not a crime but swears in the office again also not a crime I I don’t think depending what the swear was
What was the swear you said Frick oh my god get him out of here we don’t need that potty mouth talk we yeah Sharon I know you’re still mad about me eating all your cookies but sucks to be you everybody gets a little bit except for Sharon blond Sharon doesn’t get any
Slightly handsome now I can’t have anybody being better looking than me get out of here has groovy dance skills no not better than mine get out of here fastest hot dog eater in his town that is an incredible ability sir hired I want to see that ah yes what a great app
Game at again it is harder than it looks this game it’s harder than it looks oh what’s that you all hate app game ads really oh well then I should probably quit cuz I want people to like me so I’m once again quitting YouTube to once again become a teacher I’m back
Baby somebody hired me because I’m the greatest teacher of all time okay apparently I can either be Ayano from yandre simulator or Senpai from yandre simulator so aano Hey what okay I’m in for a treat with this this school all right I’m her we’re starting off teaching kids yay I can be around children find the cheater you got it oh okay I see what’s happening my whole class is obsessed with anime look at them also these aren’t kids kids these
Are full grown adults this one’s got a business blazer on right Who’s Cheating you the one that’s not a child get out of my classroom good God everybody’s cheating get get out of my classroom get us right I also love how all of these people are just nicely looking around not actually
Cheating is everybody cheating okay good job thanks draw peacock this is beautiful oh it must be from all of the anime that you watch do you also draw manga good marking well done Senpai oh don’t strut up to me like that that makes me uncomfortable draw a pen this
Is a pencil you’re an idiot get out of here it’s a very good pencil drawing but draw balloons B balons these are balons they’re they’re a little weird but they’re blondes all right class who is the world’s fastest land animal who not what I’m a good teacher don’t question me green haired
Boy why is everybody I teach dumb did anime not teach you this I am deer Queen though and I love deer he must know you’re a fan of the channel you get a good grade what do you mean wrong yeah I don’t care I’m wrong was good answer the
Answer is always deer it was the world’s largest land animal all right Blazer adult okay cheetah that was the answer to the last question were you not paying attention get pay attention to my questions all right redhaired girl correct I said the the answer to every question is dear you’re listening
Good job did I get promoted no I didn’t get promoted I want to go to the high school fine back to kids all right we’re monitoring we’re monitoring what do you do what do you have to just interrogating children anime children you were being nosy but you’re punctual and you’re friendly that’s
Fine what about you what are you doing in the hallway just being disrespectful and dirty but you’re a good soccer player punish what did I just do oh oh I’m making him do exercise yeah that’s right you hate exercise do burp is the worst exercise ever all right here’s
Gring quizzes Apple that is an apple good job b banana close enough yeah Bear yeah good job stop sassy walking up to me you are a child stop watching anime girl books yes cabbage yes calculator yes good job now sassy walk out of here what what is that pose you’re not a
Magical girl calendar yes a camel yes okay everybody’s learning you all did great it’s just a testament to how good of a teacher I am all right question time the liquid inside of a pen is called what redhaired boy all the way in the back honey no you want to answer
Again all right try go go ahead he’s like I know the answer it’s honey like no no it’s not honey sit down oh Jesus what your name again David David if you get back up and answer my question with honey again I will throw you out the
Window all right everybody say bye to David bye David he sat down he’s like I don’t want to answer the question anymore David I said I was going to do it I’m going to have to do it now cuz otherwise nobody’s going to respect me unless green-haired
Guy can save you green-haired guy do you have the answer to save David oh you got lucky David you got lucky what that is the correct answer okay what is the color of grass the green-haired guy the one that is the color of grass doesn’t want to answer all right David what what
Is it damn it David just sit down just don’t just sit down David yeah David David I’m never I’m never calling on you again all right you Jesus I know what’s happening you’re all watching so much anime that you’ve turned into anime characters yourselves and thus because
You’ve been watching so much anime you don’t leave your house and you don’t know what GL grass looks like green-haired boy for the love of God please tell me the color of grass thank you yeah I’m a professional now I want to go to high school I don’t want to
Teach these kids how many inches are in a foot that is correct how many feeder in a yard I don’t think that’s correct I don’t know kind of shape is a stop sign and octagon or is it a hexagon uhoh I don’t know the answers either how many
Bones are in the human body I have no idea well I guess I was wrong lesson in life class you don’t need to know the answers of those cuz I don’t and I’m doing just fine in life a sea creature with eight legs I dare ask David David
What no my hope for you is to get at least one answer right a bear no no no okay thank God draw a bottle that’s a teac c that’s a t teacup te I can’t can’t talk you guys are all you’re making me Dumber draw a clock sure you
Are the only is this David David well done was not expecting that from you a shape which is three sides triangle yes there we go something to keep you dry in the rain wow you guys are getting better I can do the high school now oh
Yeah all right we’re in high school this is the high school we have computer servers and a security camera and a copy machine I’m very confused where we are we are obviously in some sort of simulation children or teens you’re teens now I’m watching you all grow from
Dumb children to dumb adults you’re in high school this is what I’m grading you on you guys better get 100% yes that’s a cherry that’s a chili that’s a clock thank god oh hey David no that’s no that’s not a carrot David oh David what
Am I to do with you a shape with just four sides oh you guys are in high school you better get this all right something to keep cover your foot in the winter a jacket no David’s just sitting quiet he’s like I’ve learned my lesson a
Zipper to cover your foot in the winter no somebody for the love of God answer the question sure socks not what I was not what I was going for but the answer I was looking for was boots congratulations you’re promoted to high school teacher I thought I was already
In in the high school what is the sweet food made by bees David David you knew this you knew this before now is your time to shine David right everybody say goodbye to David because uh I’m throwing him out the window after this throwing him out
The window David you are in high school you knew this word when you were a child okay David what do you got for me oh beautiful David it’s absolutely breathtaking David well done you should stick to Art that’s where you’ll Thrive not anything else what does a thermometer measure David well done David
Oh my God is that your first correct answer in one of these I got promoted to a college professor yeah looks exactly the same and I have the same students good job everybody David every does this mean we’re in college you guys should all be smart and good because I’ve taught you
Up until this point and it’s a reflection on me how smart and nice you are oh no oh no you are in college where are we we’re in a kitchen are we in culinary school draw B oh good job David well done how many days are it
A year I don’t even know anymore 250 no somebody tell me why we’re in a k David do you know how many days in a year no David there’s not 30 days in a year God I failed I failed all of them David don’t you dare say 30 again get out of
Get out of here maybe we’re in culinary school because I realized all of my students were really dumb like as far as book smarts go they’re really dumb obviously so maybe I was like hm maybe they can follow directions and be good chefs at least because that’s you don’t
Have to be book smart you could just deal with ingredients and recipes because look at this this no this isn’t a parrot botus yes a donkey no you’re in college all right sassy orange no you don’t wait and you’re you’re if we are in culinary school never mind you can’t
Be a chef either because you don’t know that a oh David yeah that’s a lion and a magnifier but no that’s not a lemon it’s like they heard me be like you should be a chef maybe that’s where you’ll Thrive and then they’re like we don’t know any
Foods okay never mind how many signs does a triangle have why are we why are we asking these questions D oh Jesus David sit down oh oh they answered everything correctly is everything turning around are they getting smarter students how many bones do sharks have that’s right that’s right they don’t
Have any bones they have C they’re made of cartilage oh my God out of nowhere is it cuz I was about to have a mental breakdown did you all realize I was about to have a mental breakdown and you were like we need to pull it together
For her for Miss Lauren can you name the closest star to Earth it’s the sun David no what do you get when you boil water important for culinary school David no no David no anybody else want to help David oh Jesus oh no I knew it was too good to be true what’s the tallest animal in the world David David
No no no no oh God I give up you’re all hopeless you are in College college I’m done done with all of you you can’t be chefs you can’t be you can’t be anything and David’s going out the window so I’m once again quitting YouTube to become a people
Feeder what a people feeder a feeder of people I I will feed you for a fee it’s a thing watch see this baby needs to be fed I am hired to feed this baby this baby doesn’t know how to eat cuz it’s too little and I am here to help see his
Floppy tear that is cuz he’s so hungry my job is very important okay I force feed those who cannot feed themselves this milk has definitely been sitting out in the sun for about 177 hours yum yum baby here comes the airplane And don’t worry if this congealed milk uh makes you sick I have some experience working as a doctor via app games as well so you’re in good hands oh yeah get it down there he’s choking get it down get it down get it down okay we did it we did it yay people
Feeder Lauren here to help leave a like if you need help eating and you want to hire me to help I do a good job you’ll see like this this guy he wants to eat this burger but he has forgotten how to eat all right we’re going
To got to do this real quick real quick ready 1 2 3 all right um I don’t know what part of the burger he just got but here’s the plate nope nope not the plate stuck on his teeth here we go nope not the meat here’s the bread that’s the most
Important part anyway there we go it’s fine we got this stop getting stuck on your teeth all right I can’t get it out I can’t get it out of his teeth there we go I used so much force with that first go it’s not going it’s not going in help
Okay it is now stuck in your teeth forever sir I’m sorry I’m not a dentist just a people feeder it’s a real job okay I didn’t make this job up it exists what’s happening why uh why it looks like you should be putting it in his
Mouth cuz he oh but it goes right up his nose he just wants this shoved right up his no he’s like I love water so much I’m drowning this man this man is drowning I’m happy to help sir he’s yep he drowned he’s like I want to drown but
I don’t want my body to get wet I know I’ll call the people feed her she’ll find a way all right we got some noodles you got your mouth ready sir okay let’s take the lid off the noodles and because we don’t waste anything here you’re
Going to eat it let’s just do my tactic ready one two three oh no oh God oh no it has gotten into his mouth but his cup is lodged in his throat oh thank God okay I got it out sir I got it out it’s fine everything is fine I will get this
Noodle in your throat you will inhale this noodle sir eat the noodle it’s so close yes de it just going to leave him like that he’ll be fine you know I thought it couldn’t get weirder but uh I was wrong all right now this is what I call Peak efficiency the
Food goes in and he just wants it to come right back out I get it sir I totally get it there we go uh fish go to your new home and the table broke I’m sorry I fed him one in and out I’m in and out oh okay we’re going
To all right yeah can we just squirt it directly in his mouth here’s all the mustard you would ever want sir there we go yes goodbye yeah get it get it get it get it and there goes the mustard that was my cleanest people feeding yet my
Cleanest feeding yet wait wait wait oh I was of the understanding that the people feeder job was just helping people who don’t know how or forgot how to eat helping them to eat what is this I’m helping this man to poop this is not my
Job I know maybe he wants it to come out of his mouth and then eat it I’m not dealing with the the booty sir that is not part of my job description so we’re B taking it out through your mouth no get off of here sir there we go there
We go yes I figured it out didn’t have to deal with your booty whatsoever did it I only deal with this area it’s the people feeders motto we only deal with mouths what in the world is this video oh it’s the guy that we tried to drown
He’s back and now he wants me to shove hot peppers up his nose well I know I just went on a rant about 2 seconds ago that I only deal with mouths but you know just face faces yeah get that up there oh oh oh you poor thing this whole time I
Could have been putting it through your mouth that’s probably what you wanted wasn’t it you didn’t want me to shove it up your nose you were just like well it’s happening now it’s too late well um because of the people feeder docks that you signed sir I will not be covering
Your medical expenses for your nose I’m so sorry but you signed it okay this man would like me to cook and feed him an egg that is not part of my job description sir I’m just going to feed you the whole thing yes yes yes I like Blackfish wait I am a people
Feeder what is this and the fish are oh oh no oh I’m losing the fish oh do you just want one hopefully wait this seems like cheating but oh I went against my motto I can’t deal with the booty no now everybody’s going to ask me to do it
There needs to be rules otherwise it’s Anarchy this all video is anarchy help my sweet Grandpa where are these words coming in out of nowhere okay this job has no boundaries now it’s official now I’m a people un feeder also who said your grandma’s sweet she’s probably
Terrible person but who am I to judge come on here granny come on all right your granny might be a little different once I get her out but you just asked me to get her out you didn’t say in what condition so that’s on you oh oh like that like that she is
Half digested I’m sorry but I still technically did my job so you still technically need to pay me this is horrifying this man has I was going to say no skin but I think he’s got skin what’s this ew ew is this your what is it
Oh um we’re just going to put that here okay I’ve had time to collect myself I thought it was a medulla oblongata but that is a part of the brain this is It’s a yuua I ripped out this man’s uula hopefully you don’t need a bua when you
Have french fries also you don’t owe me anything just please don’t sue me okay um this is getting awkward I’m going to do this without showing the image of me doing it you can just see my reaction all right let’s just get it in there oh it looked gr way Gross Way gross
You’re all welcome for not having to see that cuz I don’t trust people to not make that dirty I like poison um are we murdering people now are you paying me to murder you okay I got to just like rip it out really quick y here’s your poison bye cheat day oh we
Have real food real images of food today oh this is a cheap day get in there oh I have to do all of it all right get this in there there we go this is a diagram of me me when I’m presented with bread based bakery Goods don’t judge me okay
Get in there I eat the wrapper and everything that’s where all the flavor is did it oh no it’s the girl oh it’s popping oh it’s popping oh it’s popping everywhere please get in her mouth come on come on get in there get in there I
Want to win this without having to do anything get in there get in there get in there a konel it doesn’t count darn it you’re going to get one piece that’s it easiest $5,000 I’ve ever made how much people feeders make that’s how in
Demand of a job we have uh uh okay you can’t give me this in a game like this and not expect me to have him eat it wow look how talented you are oh this is going to be very painful for you sir I apologize I need it though I needed to
Cut this watermelon for you all right now you can swallow it cuz that’s just cool uh I will get this I will get it there we go did it once again not respond responsible for your medical bills okay what’s going on here out the spike it
Won’t reach his mouth are you kidding me all right once again you’re going to get to see my reaction to this get in there ah get them out get the spikes out get them out okay okay he is filling with water oh God just so much is going wrong
Okay we got a nice flow going okay there’s one left yes level complete all right we’re back to the baby which means I have fed everybody my job is done please let me know if you need to be fed nothing with the booty though so I’m once again quitting YouTube to become a
Principal a principal I’m your pal but also don’t mess with me I will throw you out of school I own this school now okay I’m graduating did you enjoy your journey I’m going to take your job it was boring wish I was the principal you
Can take my seat for a year let me see how good you are yeah this sounds legit meet your new principal the this totally happens all the time thank you sir I’m going to take your job I understand your problems feel free to reach out to me
What is this a high school who my dad is te- posing he’s so embarrassing so embarrassing Dad I am your new secretary I will guide you in decision making I don’t think that’s appropriate attire for the workplace with children ma’am no need I don’t need people helping me with
Decisions you will not be able to work without my help I highly doubt that welcome aboard what what we currently have 25 students five teachers $5,000 cash okay it doesn’t seem like a lot of money to run a school but sure we only have 25 students what happened to them
With a happiness index of 25% for students and 50% for teachers good enough let’s make proper decisions and make this the best school in the world I like your attitude secretary I can’t be bothered to know your name I am too busy teachers hello allow girls to attend classes in
Bikinis um okay we’re going to have to let some people go we’re going to have to fire some people I don’t know what was allowed before me but what I need to ask why why what’s the reasoning because they have amazing bodies okay you you’re not only getting fired I’m reporting you
To the police wait I’ll be down a student and down a teacher and I’ll get 0 that’s fine I’m going to report you to the police anyway so what okay I’m sorry I need to know what this does I need to know okay thank God I thought it was
Going to be way worse I thought it was going to be like demonetization level bad popularity who’s hating on me who was in support of that guy who I need to know so I can also fire them what what does this do oh this is our school a
YouTuber Class A kissing booth how is that going to help that’s the only thing I could afford so let’s see how this lawsuit pans out for me why is why why is why hello ladies teachers I think to bring pets in class oh a student well I
Got to keep the students happy why can’t leave them home alone I mean you can people do it all the time I love animals sure how could this possibly go wrong are you a witch oh they went through the wall they are witches okay oh look at all the animals
Oh uh-oh oh oh no cleaning cost oh cuz the pets I was like the pets are the body that I have to clean principal must must use his brains I am using my brains Sharon I had a teacher quit that’s fine it was probably her and I totally understand next Crisis yes secretary
School has gone wild oh no is it because of the animals in the kissing booth I thought those were good ideas all right stop getting on me secretary oh the witch is back buy us iPads to watch Netflix why it’s antidote to a boring class no get out of here she’s a
Punishment Jesus I can’t just say no shock oh okay we just killed another person whoops what else can we get a petting zoo hell yeah this is going to be the coolest school ever oh aren’t you guys cute allow us to throw paper balls on teachers I’m not even going
To begin to talk about the label of these characters this is what I know them as apparently this is the worst school I’m just going to go with whatever one makes me the most money wait oh can’t approve request to maintain count oh sorry I can’t lose the
Teachers what oh this is going to be a hate crime I don’t want to do this I’m sorry it won’t not let me do it it’s like a impulse what secretary that could have created chaos in school I know that’s why I said no although I was
Trying to say yes YouTuber class yeah get it yeah students are going to love that how else can we improve the school allow us to kick Bad Boys between between their legs no why boys must learn to respect girls you know what you’re right they should approved
There’s going to be lots of lawsuits oh no oh no oh no let’s teach them a lesson I mean to be fair this isn’t on me this is on them oh no oh my God this rule can make me impotent I’m sorry I did not think of the consequences of my actions
My popularity went up though so teacher allow us to give extra mark s for a kiss okay jail immediate jail let’s get some more info for the police he crave for love in school oh God jail get out you are fire you are fire or you are
Fired cuz I don’t know if you just said she was hot or fired she’s sad I think fired be more specific principal me what do you have to say about that secretary ugly kids would never have passed oh my God everybody in the school is horrendous what who are you the
Maintenance worker s cleaning robots okay that sounds like I would do that oh $4,000 that’s all the money fire why it enables perfect cleaning in less time ah you make a good point fine take all of our money look oh my God the yeah hooray principal Lauren our school is one of
The cleanest in the city so much money so much money how’s my popularity thank God robots really are taking over the world as they should at least they’re not terrible people like you allow us 20% hike in salary every year what you just got a robot no I don’t have the
Money okay so no and I guess you’re getting fired you are fired you’re either hot or you’re fired take that whatever way you want also I don’t know why I have a gun while I’m telling people this he’s they come at me deserve the hike anyways wow all right what else
We got Let’s do an AI learning class perfect we’re going to be a part of the robot takeover oh no it’s her convertible BMW to drive to school I thought I fired you why are you back you don’t work here anymore no I don’t care
Oh I can’t uhoh well I can’t do anything then we create billionaire we also deserve luxury yeah sure the logic is sound there I have to fire you it won’t let me there we go you are fire perfect get out of here you don’t work here anymore why
Have the police not questioned you we can’t give out cars like Mr Beast that’s right secretary I am no Mr Beast gaming room oh yeah I still need to know what the kissing booth is used for hello change classroom desks to beds I mean that sounds fantastic how much is that
Going to cost oh I gain money from this sure I don’t know how that looks amazing what’s the downside of this oh it’s that people are going to sleep or whatever that’s fine not my problem it’s the teacher’s problems oh Jesus what do you want now allow us to work for two only
Hours daily why we will be healthier due to less work low sure but not 2 hours I don’t have the money to give you anyway so bye also can you fix the bullet holes that I have caused in the ceiling over the last like couple weeks that would be
Very helpful janitor I don’t know why I keep shooting the ceiling allow us to burst crackers in school like firecrackers oh both cost me money all right well the the least money one then jocker see that’s what would happen but with fire if you use a firecracker in
School I hope you learned a valuable lesson now get out these kids wanted to burn the school down yeah they did we got to stop them secretary I know I’ll give them a treehouse cuz why not cond of classes on the beach I mean that sounds fine sure easy look at this oh
It’s that teacher why are you still working here that was a good decision yay me your prin a pal beaches was refreshing oh good I’m everybody’s on board with beaches oh no get out of here no you don’t even work here I reported you to the police for wanting to kiss
Doed fired again I mean I’ll just keep firing you they they keep giving me money somehow yes secretary we can’t give out holidays like candy on Halloween that’s another holiday secretary was that a pun you’re getting funnier provide us Ms during exams to relax our senses okay I can’t have
People coming and massaging the students because that could be a lawsuit so no and also what that much money no I’ll give you a massage okay lawsuit just had another lawsuit secretary I know my lawyer is now on speed dial for you yeah also did you handle all of my other lawsuits for
All of the other people that I have shocked or hung from the feeling fan or slapped allow us to do pole dancing shows no why wait I we can date in between classes it will encourage us to swim that’s not what you said what what oh no
Okay well if I approve it I get a lot of stuff I get a lot of things if I reject it I lose stuff the pole dancing is going to be for exercise right with clothes on yes clothes on exercise the school needs money oh no oh I made a mistake I mean
She does have her clothes on and she is getting a good exercise but I don’t know this just feels wrong I’m pretty sure those are teachers secretary please call my lawyer my lawyer he’s going to drop me as a client the school is overflowing with hotness I’m glad you’re excited about it
Secretary cuz I’m probably going to jail what now allow us to sell paintings that sounds totally fine ooh and I get a lot of money yeah no questions asked beautiful there so many talented students in the school it just makes me feel like I’ve made so many of the right
Decisions even though I am overflowing in lawsuits and I’m might be going to jail soon allow us to slide from class into the pool ooh that sounds fun oh no not for that amount of money why it will encourage us to swim I mean sure also
Every time a student comes in here are the people in the back her parents they’re like we’ve heard stuff about this principal and so we need to escort you every time you need to talk to them no that’s too much money and then if that is the parents in the background
And I do something like this they just leave oh no oh parents start classes at night parents want me to start classes at night I am why I’m not your babysitter children disturb us at night well then you shouldn’t have children ma’am shock them night shift are a
Really bad idea you’re telling me you know how many times I’ve worked night shifts on this channel I always usually get killed or some sort of scary predicament all right our school is looking good let’s put in a cafe oh yeah greatest school ever allow us to attend
Classes why it will help us assist our children no let your kids do their own thing get out of here why do I always go for the wife I don’t understand who is this give my son midterm admission oh it’s a politician I will pay you $5,000
As donation okay wait will deplete funds no I’m supposed to be getting $5,000 what no the game ruined it it glitched out I have to reject $5,000 I’m sorry I wanted to take the money the game wouldn’t let me no one can bribe our principal I mean they can
The game just wouldn’t let me take it but sure keep thinking I’m a good person all right well safe to say I uh I saved this school so I’m once again quitting YouTube to become a customer service representative yay and now you may be wondering Lauren why would you ever do
That why would you ever go from being a YouTuber to working in customer service well because I’m a people pleaser and somebody asked me to do it and I said yes so um I’m probably not going to be good at this job all right let’s deal with people’s problems H sounds fun I
Spend thousands of of dollars here each year give me a discount ma’ that’s not normally how it works and also I don’t really care cuz I don’t get any of that money but also I don’t really care about this job because I didn’t even want to
Take it in the first place I just said yes cuz I have a problem with saying yes to people and so I’m going to say yes to you go ahead go ahead it’s fine 99% off my ex used to work here what’s her number oh you must be uh Susan’s ex the
One who she reported to the police and have a restraining order against so like everything’s telling me to say no to you oh okay the game the game also only wants to say no to you thank God no I didn’t have an option there was not becoming a part of some stalker
Situation all right I’m very sick what are you doing here now I’m going to get sick go away also I’m not doing this because you’re sick I just um my no my nose had something come out of it um just get yeah go go please don’t come to
The store and come so close to me if you’re sick please thank you can I have a frequent Shopper discount card yeah that’s actually the easy part of my job oh wait no I told him no I thought the first answer was yes why wouldn’t I give him a discount card
Me I’m just like no easiest thing I could give you the thing I can actually I’m supposed to give you nope I can’t do it I’m so sorry sir I don’t know why okay so my apartment is um it’s lovely uh we got a book holding up our table
How’s our life going you currently are all alone okay you currently have no overtime you currently have no car I’m doing great all right let’s work our second job at the airport can I take my miniature horse on the plane oh no my decisions actually like impact the
Safety of other people and I can’t say no oh look at her face she’s so angry I don’t want her to be angry at me you’ll just you’ll have to pay extra okay pet the horse for me I’m a celebrity can I have first class oh my God is it ter
Taylor Swift ah it’s got to be Taylor Swift sure girl behinder is like that wasn’t Taylor Swift but if I say she was then I don’t get in trouble I’m one PB over the weight limit can you give me a break you know those weight limits on
The bags are for safety precautions so that the plane’s not too heavy or the weight distribution isn’t messed up so you know you don’t crash to the ground and die but sure yeah sounds good I’m not going to be on your plane how safe of your planes now that I’m in cust customer
Service you may die just I’m being honest with you sir I don’t want to lie but I have there’s a miniature pony on one plane and there’s another lady that’s got a bag over the weight limit that’s definitely going to crash the plane so I just I don’t do you offer
Vegetarian food that’s an easy yes enjoy your vegetarian meal before you Plum it to your death all right now I’m starting my third shift at a hardware store this drill costs less at Ace my God it’s the girl that’s sick get get out of here you infected me twice now yes whatever get
Out oh my God I see her again she just came back I’m going to get sick try it out wait that’s an axe throwing section that seems safe I set that up cuz somebody asked and I said yes can I have your phone number oh no okay both
Answers are no so thank God no thanks I will be nice though a sickness girl date this customer uh no I want to have this customer isolated but I guess I’ll go up I I have to keep the customer happy I’ll go get it why are you sad all right next
Day back at the grocery store Ray was so excited today he ripped the arms off his shirt I’m very poor and can’t afford this oh Ray is that why you pulled off your sleeves did you need to use them for something else did you have to use
Them for socks all right you take a discount man you take a discount I hope things get better for you oh hey it’s Taylor Swift will fried cheese make me fat you’ll never be an Instagram model Taylor Swift if you eat a balanced diet you can eat that too why am I a
Nutritionist I’m raising money for a billionaires presidential campaign do you have 20 minutes to talk oh God I don’t know I don’t want to listen I don’t want to listen to why I should vote for your billionaire president doesn’t understand anything or care about anything that’s happening but I
Have to say yes now I have to listen to all of this oh God it’s the same guy I don’t want to talk about it anymore he follow me to my second job I need to change my flight can you do it for free chge please don’t talk to me about your
Presidential candidate anymore do I really have to pay an oversized luggage fee nah why is he mad I said no you don’t have to pay it oh my God everything’s backwards everybody’s just getting mad at me even though I’m telling them yes I don’t I’m so confused I’m a frequent flyer from another
Airline will you match my status why why why would I match your status on another airline you spent a bunch of money on but yeah sure what whatever I got a promotion for that all right well just nothing’s making sense now I want to build a moat can you help yeah sure I’ll
Stop by after my third job I’ll help you it’s fine I’m looking for a lot of Lubricant I don’t know who Stacy St Stacy can hook you up wink why are you what why is she mad I’m so bad at this I don’t understand can you point me to the frozen food section sir this is a hardware store that guy is uh he’s definitely on something we’re not going
To worry about that that’s not my job can I roller skate inside sure why not I don’t know why you’re mad I just gave you what you wanted I’m just going a little crazy here will you watch my baby while I sh sure why not give me your kid I’m
Just a stranger with a I’m pretty sure a snake tattoo on my arm you could trust me with your child what’s your favorite Lor why do you want to have a drink with me for Loco yeah let’s get crazy let’s get crazy that would made her sad it was
Like I was kind of into you until you said that you liked for Loco totally get it these peanuts are in a bag I need them served on a plate all right I feel you guys are just making up stuff now we will serve it on a plate of gold from
Now on for you sir can you help me sneak contra through custs what forging is my specialty again I feel like all the planes that are going out under my watch are very unsafe but I I have to say look how angry she’s
Going to be at me I have to say yes it’s fine right it’s going to be fine right I’m definitely going to jail I clogged my toilet please help well that’s embarrassing for you what’d you clog it with I mean I shouldn’t ask customers that did you go to Chipotle Plumbing
Aisle 15 just doing my job job ma’am are chainsaws dangerous no Anna I actually sleep with one every night in my bed just let it rip it’s fine it’s all good grandma has no teeth what should she eat Mash sweet potatoes bleach oh my God I love how
These are like the answers I’m thinking about at this job intrusive thoughts cuz I hate this job so much I’m not going to kill Granny I’m not going to kill Granny unless she gets on one of my flights I mean it’s not up to me don’t give your
Grandma B please where can I get some hot buns right here baby oh my God I did I swear I did not read the options that’s amazing okay well we’re going to we’re going to say that because I said that before it even gave me as an option thanks for helping
Me today oh you’re welcome Susan it’s my pleasure love her can I bring my insect on board okay that may be how all the spotted Lantern fly invasive species thing happened it was me another airline canceled my flight do you have any flights left yes and then maybe you will start using us
Instead of the other Airline which is good for the company yes we can give you free penuts love us we have to try and fix our reputation from all of the plane crashes recently that I definitely had nothing to do with can you please give
Me 15 pillows I’d like to make a fort oh you seem like a fun you know what I haven’t dated somebody yet I think I’m going to date you I’m going to date you girl I will make pillow forts with you somewhat later oh yeah we have the club
Oh that girl over there let’s buy her a drink that was it oh she lives with me now okay well that uh that moved really fast okay all right yeah stop okay you’re smothering me a little bit girl make me a pillow for for when I get home
You sold me weed killer and it ruined my garden doesn’t sound like me let me I will come over and I will grow you a new Garden okay I don’t have a life I have a very clingy girlfriend at home there she is I opened a brand new leaf blower and
It gave me an allergic reaction you opened my new leaf blower at home girl I’ll pay for your medical bills I guess even though I just met you you’re very clingy and I’m very nervous hate this customer no I feel like my girlfriend would murder me oh no I’m calling her my
Girlfriend I just met her it’s cuz she moved into my place within a night somewhat later we’re at the club again um don’t bother she’s probably going to be at my house anyway oh she’s gone oh I can look around oh my God she robbed me
I work at a restaurant now there’s no customer service at a restaurant am I the hostess now do you serve get out only for you baby I don’t know what’s happening which is your favorite dish straight up catch up cuz I’m going a little crazy from this job can my
Emotional support crocodile stand on the C I want want to date you actually I want I needed unemotional support crocodile in my life and also yes somewhat later what what I want where’s the guy I don’t want her let’s give her a drink I guess I don’t know hey ex-girlfriend oh but
Then he’s in my apartment where’s your emotional support crocodile I was promised an emotional support crocodile all right calm down I know I’m awesome but oh there he is every time my significant other just keeps coming to my place of work and I can’t handle it that man is running around naked I’ll
Wrangle him don’t Worry e e ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew e E okay it’s one thing if I know I’m about to play at this disgusting game it’s another thing when it just gets like shoved in my face against my will oh Bo oh man I don’t even know if I want to help customers anymore I’ve seen some
Things Ray if it doesn’t have a price tag on it is it free Ray hilarious Yes actually just take it somewhat later I swear to God don’t bother I no I don’t want to get back together with you where’s the crocodile man where’s my emotional support crocodile it would have helped me after
That I had to sit through I accidentally drilled a hole in my hand oh my God why is everything escalating we will fix that hole even though I’m not a doctor I accidentally drilled a hole in my hand another person we will also fix that hole welcome we’re now a hospital
I’m looking to get Hammered well I have some beer in the back guess I’ll just keep saying yes so we’ve come this far does this steak have meat in It okay I’m done with this job I’m burning everything to the ground I need an emotional support alligator I hate everybody
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There’s a pig
tow plus tow is 4
'StaAaaPP! YouR SaVageS!" 🤣🤣🤣 "siR EggIngToN." cought me off guard. Also in gym you must break your arm. "Oh Gwad it's math."
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I’m 16
On the first thing that that you're playing on the first game that has my nameis mia.
The land of oz is a movie but it is called Lost In Oz
The artist one is so true, you need to finish an art piece but instead you keep procrastinating 😂
Man i was rolling on the floor dieing of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im kinda an artest
2:31:38 what mouthcloud said what all hail mouth cloud yess for anybody wondering
Hi
KPOP FANS WOULD BE LIKE OMG SHE DOESNT KNOW!!!
Stalker Man: Jumps off the boat
Lauren: I mean I wouldn't say that was a fail…
14:44 best song
49:25 "aww yeah 😂😂😂😂😂😂"
52:00 "all of susans applications susan stop tryign to apply here" GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:42:47 "THROW HIM IN , THROW HIM IN , THROW HIM INNN" LOL
The fact that one of the inmates numbers in the prison life one is my old phone password 💀
I'm from England but I love her videos❤
You are beautiful omg
2:58:30 😂😂ahhh😂😂
"Mrs.Lauren is the greatest teacher, TAZING her students in the hallways.'' 😆🤣
4:16:07 giraffe?
I am a kid but I am a artist if you come to my house I can show you how to draw or paint my mom said I can’t paint though house my pants or anything else but only not paint OK I’m Artis my alarm called me that OK hope you learn how to be an artist soon😊😇
Me trying to watch this entire thing without exiting
Fun fact: Everyone loves to read these fun facts.
Not the plushie Dexter's being taken to space 😂
I bet this will get 0 likes I wish it will get a lot
I love your new show
When you see its 4 hours long you know its good for binging
I mean you taught me soooo
my name is emma im your dahthrer
Jermy j- jermy wha-what is this??😂😂😂😂😂😂