If Santa Was ASIAN

I’ll probably find emotional Damage under the tree

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Santa why you scare me like that I having trouble cuz of your fake chimney why you don’t get a real chimney I know a guy I hook you wait how did you get in did did you use magic I’m an engineer during the week day oh thank you you didn’t have to make

Me cookies are you sure you’re Santa you look different from last year I Asian centa Nick has a doctor’s appointment today so I I feeling in for his job guy works only one day a year I don’t know why he put his it’s not even night time

I’m Asian I come to work early wait does that mean Rudolph is outside I drove my Tesla I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Senter that’s because they make the toys okay let’s see how you’ve been this year oh is that the naughty and iceless yes no it’s a costume pop we

Use iPad now much more streamline workflow you high efficiency corporate wanted to improve production so ah here you are Steven why you want the failure L what you do ha you own for 30 under 30 when not 10 under 10 Timmy got one under one he was born made his first million

Dollars on his way home from the hospital okay let’s see where’s your letter there here we go uh Steven Yes Dear Santa I W a PS4 Rong with Spider-Man 2 and a Nintendo switch wrong thank you very much correct okay look I going to have to give you a B minus okay

This practically the unemployed startup pack watch YouTube once now you think you’re Pokey man okay here you go my my gift is an accounting book your gift is a good job but I I also want a gaming laptop what the hell you say cuz it’s I’m interested in computer engineering

Oh you scared me I almost called The Beijing Embassy good good that’s a good choice computer engineer make a lot of money nice here you go awesome uh also let I have for you a bag of rice kumang subscription and a Starbucks apron so

You can apply for a job to buy fun stuff to invest in an index fun which tracks the overall movement of the market now remember time in the market better than time in the market okay dollar cost average seing a good place to start also don’t forget to open a Ross IRA account

Where your contributions can grow taxfree what’s retirement oh a retirement oh that’s after you work 40 years in a job you hate so you save enough money to do things you love like I don’t know painting like music or see I know I I’ll skip all that and become an actor

Today what the hell you say hello Beijing Embassy this kid aspires to be homeless if I want to see another unimportant actor I subscribe to my own channel but K just just want an Oscar so I don’t know maybe I can do it too he has talent you have d off now remember

Give up your dreams St the heart go be an engineer and you can thank me later okay okay I see you next year okay see you Just kidding I’m a YouTuber subscribe and happy holidays we’ll see you next year Nick only works one day a year lazy bastard emotional damage Link in the description I’m done