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0:00 Gag
0:24 Introduction/UPDATE!
0:58 Kerensky AD TIME! (Code COMBAT!)
2:38 The Situation
5:38 Black Monday
9:20 Chinese Excurison and Card Game (TNO!!!)
10:53 Schliecher Bros…
15:39 Economy and Ruhr Crisis
21:28 Game Over?
22:21 Back on Track?
23:56 Enabling Act (Schliecher is here to stay…)
30:03 Bavarian Lawsuit!
32:54 Black Monday Over, Schliecher Secured, Victory Acomplished
36:49 War looms over the border…
43:27 WORLD KERFUFFLE TWO!
48:42 Thalman Unalived and Willy 3
52:26 THROUGH AUSTRIA!
57:40 SEA LION!
1:02:52 FRENCH SEA LION (Duestch-Day)
1:08:09 Finishing the Bear
1:09:55 VICTORY! (A hallow victory…)
1:15:50 Japan!
1:18:28 WW3!
1:23:58 Amerika!
1:26:19 Columbian Conclusion!
1:26:54 Patrons!

Hello everybody I’m the Curious con man and today we are playing Hearts of Iron 4 Kaiser Reich yes and I say Kaiser Reich not redo but the plain old vanilla why are they all women oh my never would I have thought I’d said AOA to Herbert Hoover I’m kidding I’ll stop being

Problematic what a downgrade I mean today we are going to be playing as deut land Germany yes because well they got an update and I want to have some good old Kaiser Reich fun I think I’ve played Kaiser Redux so long I won’t know a balanced mod if it hits me in the

Face yep there we go goodness gracious it’s glowing all right so our place in the sun basically they updated the lore so it’s no longer just 1914 politics 20 years later but in instead well constitutional monarchy or something e no mod can give him a break can it always always kensky getting shot

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For sponsoring this video Hit It Johnny play some tunes for the past 17 years the German Empire okay that’s kind of loud I’m not going to lie for the past 17 years the German Empire has enjoyed its rightful place in the sun establishing itself as

The big boy on the planet however uh it did not end there for looks like the Kaiser and the Reich stag prevailed over lindor’s Ambitions and slightly reformed the government ever so slightly now because it was an ever so slightly reform some people want more some people

Want less and Kaiser Wilhelm is sad and stuck in the middle oh that is a that that is that is a lot that’s a lot of reading guys so it looks like we had a couple chancellors here and there some golden periods some loaves but now we have an emboldened left wing Center

And of course no mod would be complete without a growing right and all of course these parties want more power from themselves and less from Good Old Willy Billy so let’s avoid Scher over there for the time being and instead be content with our position as the top dog

Ooh oh I can’t click it what let’s at least see that faction in Kore oh W lovely H yes just ignore the gr whoa I I liked the red France guys it’ll always exist in my heart and of course goodbye you know he was already in power

For some reason it seems that we had a good thing going for a little bit the 20s weren’t so bad but then we had a little thing happening where people died of dumb stuff like old age and Petty inconveniences rose up so we decided to overthrow governments which of course

Lead to the current situation we’re in where hey Christmas holiday spending yippee however uh politically Parliament that we made up is not doing too well this goofy gentleman over here I I can’t really save that or the wholesome 100 SPD I guess I will pick that my friends Japan is what the I

Actually kind of kind of think we need to restart after that that’s the big Showdown what sapping oh as much as I hate the guy as long time viewers of my channel know I kind of feel like we need him alive to have a video all right a new day a new

Banger oh you got to be sh oh you got to be kidding I don’t understand why we have any concerns about the economy we own the entire world basically and a lot of people just bought stuff for Christmas come on come on guys colonialism is so economical these days

Oh ouch that is got to no not Afghan war oh goodness gra okay yeah pressing issues now I have an economic crisis so much for Christmas spending so it looks like some government ministers noticed hey we’re getting a little overheated over here let’s not C caused too many supply

Issues and inflation so let’s try to work together with the government of course the government is so horribly split that they all said uh he started it and then left so of course that brings us to uh not only a dead previous reich’s Chancellor but ouch Black Monday well why am I

Being surrounded by more and more socialists man you you guys really are making me go down I just have to CH you you’re really making me do this so it looks like not Lincoln we try to have the you know Center slow social conservative party the zendrum try to

Work out with smaller political party sure I’ll help them out but I think that as the SPD here let’s try to consolidate our stronghold yes perfect a few more seats potentially to create create a majority hopefully you can form some kind of Coalition that is a lot of

Events uh-oh Ching China as much as I’d love to pay attention to China right now ladies and gentlemen I have more pressing issues concerning uh the collapse of Our National Bank is this our National Bank sorry the second largest bank oh it’s not that bad then banks are completely collapsing one

After another sounds like 1930 USA ah it looks like this one Economist thinks that the Black Monday is the perfect time to completely reinvent the economy and create a classless society I don’t know if we really should be pay attention to this guy sounds a little

Too to syndicus for me oh my God oh my God all right people not nice well it looks like I should probably send guys over here that woo something guy is a I forget which one he is he went against us so Nan Jing well looks like you’re my

Collaboration puppet off you go please fight the war oh goodness gracious the resignation of our reich’s chancelor he’s a general poor guy he tried his best as the cerist kind of candidate but overall it couldn’t work and everybody hates him because he’s leading the government at this current time way to

Go you’re the next Herbert Hoovers like it might be pretty useful for us for the social liberals to get in on our our majority there let’s see what else can I do minorities as uh I’ll do this one far left candidates and ain’t that bad oh and of course the social

Liberals are with us so let’s boost them too ah they know these guys know how to solve it massive public work projects oh that does sound familiar Kyan economics its finest now of course it seems that everybody is pretty grateful for government intervention in this

Case oh no no no please come back come back no without any response from BR what what the hell am I supposed to do respond I have no political power I can’t do anything here oh okay oh don’t worry let me sell my polish there you go

Boom boom anything else no not really yeah I don’t I don’t know what they’re yapping about I definitely don’t want to increase the budget at this current time that does not seem very cool I guess we’ll mind our business for now over in China perfect welcome manstein my finest

Armed Forces here and so it seems we’re at war with two yapping gentlemen so how about we cut the head off the snake the Democratic Union Perfect let me go right here then and see if I can maybe ooh classic fumble on the ai’s part shake my

Head oh well that was surprisingly easy oh goodness gracious I should read these oh no the government is seizing the cows yeah so it looks like the issue at this current time is that the center social conservative zendrum is struggling at this time to get people to vote for them

Especially when they’ve been only recently helping everyone else getting power so yeah maybe you should think about yourself more selfless jerks you should put your own matters first all right yeah that’s going to be a big wamp wamp no for me I do not like Artisans card game all right you could

Either play this card game or World of Tanks with the link in the description I know which one I’m choosing but at last I’m here might as well play our card game I like Blackjack I like TN don’t worry boys the social Democrats very well known for their correct econom IC governance is

Going to get us out of this depression well it looks like I will play the money creation card during our liquidity crisis yippe well I played the thing during the career crisis now let’s try switching things up see if I can get a more effective one oh there you go how

Great so it looks like now I’ll be able to beat the game okay how hard could this possibly be we don’t live in Sichuan we’ll be fine uh guys is that who I think it is like the one and only well it seems as though people do like a

Strong General who is a noted supporter trade unions the red General when a time when National Unity is important this guy seems to be the right guy maybe I’ll give R’s Chancellor Scher a chance Miss fine gentleman is notable in history for helping get Schmitty appointed Chancellor of the viar Republic but alas

Who cares about that this is all so he must be much nicer now before well uh getting Schmitty he Schmitty said it’s Schmitty time and schmidti all over him oh and in a genius move Scher decided that hey you can’t do a vote of no confidence on the uh Reich Chancellor

Which was one of the March reforms during the 20s right you have to also recommend someone so of course the two minority parties the left and the right aren’t going to come up with someone ah genius we are seeing success in China but also we must choose someone

H well it looks like we’re going to need to get the people behind my back so when it come to choosing a vice Chancellor we might as well pick the SPD candidate because well they’re pretty popular right now they’re pretty popular right now oh and it appears though there’s the

Head of the government and then there’s Head of the State of Prussia within Germany you know it’s like imagine if the governor of California the speaker of the house could be the same person except California in this case controls 70% of the of the United States or

Germany the point is that it’s nicer to have the same person be in the jobs but what we’re reforming here so and now Scher likes to be Consolidated all right can we invade this guy can we kill this guy with hammers leftist Unity you’re going to do a mass protest guys that

Ain’t cool please just give me more money and work 80 hours oh let’s see oh that mass protest oh the police F no oh goodness okay guys that ain’t very cool I guess we do live in Germany and they are a number one threat but come on guys

That ain’t cool all right Scher W I don’t know if we really can trust this guy complet you what sure georgic oh sweet where was I I don’t know if we can trust this guy completely I kind of want to try to go spd here but we might want

To use his unifying influence to make some gains here the Greeks are nationalizing my companies that ain’t cool but uh still probably need them to join our spere of influence it’ll be nice to have on our side oh happy Mother’s Day let future Generations know that Scher respects women more than anyone else

What is that LE you guys are really bleeding me dry here but I’ll do that and then oh goodness gracious let’s pull some more cards let’s see oh my God all reform cards doal 20% more stability oh why did I do that earlier everything is fine I’m not really doing the optimal

Play here but we’re in a time of Crisis ladies and gentlemen ignore the dead to GDP ratio oh no I thought I was really helped you guys oh goodness gracious what happened to my social liberal brother in arm oh shoot looks like the Centrum has no longer has a leader so

They can vote however the hell they want nice SPD classic Victory oh goodness gracious ah so look as you can see here two parties are trying to gobble up people right now the Democratic Union and the Coalition Schwarz whatever basically the left and the right and uh

They’re going to quickly gobble up more and more people if any of them gets a majority then Scher is gone while we have him now we can access his super cool Focus tree uh once we fix the economy that is and then we will be able

To I here would you look at that more relief then Scher will maybe be able to cize power around himself however for now I got to prevent Goofy Goobers from taking my rightful place as leader yeah I might I might want the DU to take a

Chill pill for a minute uh I will probably want to block a party just to show how much I care what are you doing with tanks oh it’s the French oh my vote passes for a to Sichuan I know that that probably isn’t the best thing to do

Right now but I know they’ll give me some good karma down the line can we pin these guys thank you oh oh wait wait there we go now I know what I’m talking about pin B gentlemen pin for the love of God there we go we did something

Don’t die in me pal so the do economic plans here basically a lot of Public Works projects how cool is that or completely overall the economy to make it planned and centralized which seems a little goofy to make OD [ __ ] but I like goofy so maybe being

Inclusive to everybody might be my kind of plan I like goofy well they’re officially dead in the water but having some sort of leadership might allow me to kick guys out eventually nope oh well [ __ ] never mind I tried ladies and gentlemen oh you got to be crapping me

Totalism cynical and radical socialism my favorite kinds of inner turmoil why do the numbers keep getting bigger I don’t have enough cards and I just let trading agreements with the kingdom of Lithuania because I want these guys to be happy and on my my side besides they’re all like authoritarians they

Don’t want to be with the goofy cindies I I think this is going to I really should have restarted this is going to be a lot harder than for myself oh I I thought they got uhoh who cares about Paris say but I thought they got rid of that guy more

Card games well this is more fun than anything in TN I’m not going to lie so well let’s create this because it’s effective and then let’s see if I can maybe draw two cards anything good anything good oh we got ooh that’s pretty big do I want to waste it it will

Get me above the needed amount adds a bit of debt but who gives a um eat that economics yes I know how to play Blackjack so well I mean this ain’t even Blackjack Blackjack is a Tito this is just bigger number wins and I tell you if it’s as fun as watching numbers

Go up on a graph I’m all for it oh you got to be kidding me whoa whoa whoa arm struggle uh sure they have a lot of cattle during this time right yeah this this is really hard actually I was like I’m going to be honest I looked at this

Fol tree and I said oh that’s not as big as I thought there like go down this that that and then like this and I was like oh this is kind of goofy but now I realized there’s a strategic decision to everything like I need a relief card

Here I need to make sure that I take care of these economic problems I also need to worry about schleker not getting gobbled up by one of these Boomers yet what the hell man this is getting a little stressed because I don’t want to screw up oh jeez wait until I’m

Balancing that and actual Hearts ofar 4 game mechanics Warfare I’ll let the authoritarian Democrats stay in power because I need that # grain guys yo I might I might just go with Scher because these jerk du and Schwarz whatevers are getting in in my face and I don’t like

It they’re trying I’m a liberating figure here guys and y’all are trying to like get up on my biz and why do I care about Siam and I’m just try I’m just trying to centralize the economy guys give me a break can you really just like like just die willina

Like I kind of want to go to war that seems like fun oh but that will ruin my image wouldn’t it I’ll send the ultimatum o there you go would you look at that I didn’t need to go to war I should deal with that shouldn’t

I I I could have read it but all is probably going to say is that wow you shot at people and ran people over with tanks Douglas MacArthur did that to Veterans during this time so hey it’s cool of me for the authoritarian reichs Chancellor such as kvan Scher this R

Shenanigan presents an opportunity if I cannot control the Parliamentary majority why don’t I give powers to myself to deal with this Insurgency quote unquote deal with it so perhaps if we make it not too weak not too strong maybe the right opportunity will present itself good idea increase 10 okay let’s

Double down on that reimburse the family oh what the why do people keep killing other people I’m just trying to manage an economy here is this the set opportunity Let’s uh do I got to shove guys over here at least six divisions present excuse me good sir friends on popping he seems familiar

Oh can I go can I go can I use my Army please please please yes come on come come can I use my Army can I use my Army let me in let me in oh Veno oh I remember this from the from the from the

Boss DLC isn’t that crazy look I’m I’m trying to deal with making sure people don’t get too powerful I see you I see you sp shut stop it and I’m trying to play a card game and I’m trying to make sure that these guys just stay right

Around 50% I think that’ll be good enough for me what happens if I don’t occupy this oh yeah let’s move divisions oh where is that I want stability bro let’s just put them all right there perfect and where is it Indo Chinese Force I want to do that ladies and

Gentlemen oh a restoration you know H that Japanese people that reminds me of the shogunate yeah that’d be really cool if we had one oh hey Sher he wants to go to the okay maybe I think that’d be kind of funny I I don’t think he’s going to

Get assassinated but it’d be really funny if he did oh you go the the 1870 war against aoleon the third was actually one of the first pictures of a battle thought was crazy show me now okay okay good stuff good stuff God damn it I gave you money jerk okay so Russia

Is not in the international so if I just make sure that they’re economically tied to me maybe just maybe they won’t feel the need to kill me I never knew I’d actually find Kaiser Reich to have fun interesting characters to R about and they’re not that goofy Muller what

Are you doing what are you no no no no what I don’t want to do that just yet guys come on I mean maybe eventually I want to do that but I kind of Niche like her right now cuz I liked his Focus tree

Oh wait is this do I have a little Focus tree I mean I should stop being p i I need to go back we need to go back and fix stuff good thing I just saved cuz I was about to use the bathroom oh zentrum left not anymore another day we

What oh how crazy did it get what the hell was it what what are you guys yapping about oh my God don’t worry ladies and gentlemen it looks like I saved the day come on what are you guys yapping about what are you guys yapping about it’s

Gone it’s zero do you want to be higher what is going on well and it turns out that going above 75 is also going to kill us too so good Lord people y’all are some nosy MF and oh I changed the crisis it’s the right one labor crisis all right yes we are

Doing stuff and our GDP is decent I I think I think it’s decent okay so I sent a lot of stuff to German East Asia I’m more I’m willing to end even more yipp uh-oh see this is what I have to roll and I get poor luck oh I almost

Caught you there that was close woo my unwavering support of my allies has crushed a terrible Revolt imagine wanting Independence self-determination cringe oh yes I forgot that Bulgaria gets bummed by everybody well I have to say I am truly a Always Forever best eatable Bulgaria so uh oh also they’re part of middle

Europa so I have a reason to be with them what the hell are we yapping about Brunswick what why jerks oh Floyd Olsen good Lord he’s definitely been on his muing streak well let’s see if this National un Unity party Social Democrat beorn wow bro Norwegian that’s funny

Well enabling act oh my God Scher Scher Scher Bros is it is it Scher Bros Scher Bros I think it’s it’s truly truly beautiful okay that’s a funny word all right so now that I have more only more Shenanigans to deal with uh what’s the

Issue here wait what did I do did I really oh I wasn’t paying attention I should have read that okay well the family is away small fighting broke out and Handover so I understand okay with the enabling act Place pass G without re stag ascent and is immune to evot and no

Complt consolidating all power and Kurt Bon Scher you know it would have been fun to do the whole SPD but uh I guess I got to pick some one why not Sher Bros re stitution all right so now finally let’s go put down some revolts and honestly

This whole Scher thing was probably if this was real life how it end up anyways all right peaceful protesters not on my watch oh goodness gracious there you go oh troubling that’s a terrible portrait well I picked a thing and regime of the red General regime of the red General

Has been completed a very powerful cuncher actually that cons super Goods Factor isn’t the coolest thing but oh ask we must continue down our path that I’ve chosen to get the shogunate let me completely revamp the entire economy I’ll focus on this economy and then finally we’ll go into

1937 with a Unified Government and to finally take on oh I wasn’t paying attention did they die they won all right we’re doing pretty well for ourselves oh my God holy crap Scher bros we’re back deutchland is back and of of course we’re kind of on the wrong side

Here we’re not wholesome syndicalist we’re authoritarian Democrat fun but nonsense ladies and gentlemen we have brought stability to the Empire and that’s all we can hope for all right so we have to replace our agricultural Minister how or state Secretary of Agriculture however I could choose for the reactionary conservative already

Powerful in the world or S sdp agricultural expert but I’ll choose this guy not only because he’s younger but because I feel like we got to take a bold new initiative in our this nation Unity forward a little goofy but hey I like that ignore the fact that our elections are relatively minimal

Coming in the future who needs time to vote when you’re too busy fighting Wars we’ll certainly have some of that perfect careful firm hand lovely oh there he is ooh depending on our political choices we can choose a path you’re ready who did I choose did I

Choose the left the right the center oh oh no I have to go fight up north too okay it isn’t that much but we we climbing out of this crisis We have basically climbed out of this crisis kind of oh I got to do this too all right I just did

Infrastructure projects good good stuff cuz that that’s probably most important when I think about unifying Europe I think about railroads and there we go boom I knew that the guns helped uh Ukraine has hopefully stabilized it’s Crush glorious and uh sucks to suck for the I got I got

Faith in oh Bulgaria Bros let’s go all right actually in fact how about I send good old Eric Von manin Good Golly go fight in Bulgaria my friend all right I switched out for a diesel engine he might be slower but you see I am putting this fancy guy in right

Right there perfect yes don’t worry about that my friends here we go look at this division yes now you may be asking why did I put this light SP anti-air in this wall now with that that is the cheapest minimal amount of armor I can put in this Infantry Division so that is

No longer pierced by other infantry divisions so very cheap way I just solved World War II but Bing but boom all right well looks like the Ottomans decide to join so maybe my four divisions will do some good no promises there oh oh oh we got something down hey

It looks like Russia is finally having fun well uh we already have this guy in charge and uh that guy in our party and when did he join so might as well get Norway in the gang going to need a counter Sweden somehow oh that’s how we decrease those numbers by completing

Roads and Roads and even more roads oh that’s a canal congratulations world we discovered the mitochondria was the PowerHouse of the cell dude I don’t even want to check how much footage I have cuz it’s going to be a pain to edit it’s only 1937 and we got Shenanigans Among Us

Quinton Roosevelt all right guys stop resisting come on I’m the real Patriot here whoa whoa whoa jerk wads let’s take a chill pill here shall we or of course a national populace dude it it hurts my heart so much had a beautiful wholesome 100 European Union of Nations ending but

Last I going down schliker all right I’m asking all my besties to take on my debt thank you very much guys oh I should have sent gentlemen over there shouldn’t I damn oh Rest in Piss ludendorf the what was that chin divisions among the left so it looks

Like Scher really is Unstoppable I see no possible way the party could end now we’ll finally get that shogunate Bo we got new Speedy cars how Bavaria sues me that’s a bit silly oh we ended this urgency right yes there we go why are you suing what my reforms are

A violation of the Constitution I to give him my Powers this guy sucks Scher Bros we made it past the final barrier nothing stands between us and the shogunate of Germany what what are you yapping about what are you yapping about can’t do this anymore what happens if I submit a

Resignation because Bavaria ligma balls he’s gone for real is is that the end of Scher huh I’m not going to lie kind of might want to do the DU now that I know how to do this I just think that that Union of Nations over there that’s

Pretty cool looking back at that tree I’ve done so many pths before and besides I picked a path I got to stick with it additionally I probably need the militarist guy because I’m going to need all the help I can get in this upcoming War not going to lie about that one

Perfecto centralization incom complete jerk oh [ __ ] I meant let’s start to negotiate to resolve this perfect Scher bros we’re so back stalls for time was I supposed to be doing this I didn’t know I was supposed to be doing this y oh days information oh no please don’t tell me

There’s going to be a map of what what are we yapping about the buonas rat keep yapping the losers all right one got one person this is this is going to be a bit rough to get Scher keeping him in the jiggy with it oh my God I just got

Halar and it’s beautiful room V we got cars baby we’re climbing out of this depression stronger than ever I don’t even really think it was that much of a depression dude this is so easy all right watch this watch this whoa you did andada Bing Bada Bo oh

Yeah well it looks oh don’t mind that well it looks like Bavaria had nowhere to run we finally crushed those Catholics now finally we can get to business the national populace committing all sorts of goofy manorisms have officially broken up it looks like Scher really was Cuba sure buddy the

Heck’s going on down here I swear if I over here and I see that at least I got Bel back oh my God I did it I won boring Sav so much for that guy huh don’t mind me I’m going to use my builtup PP to again keep just

Increasing the uh industrial injections there we need to we need to be pretty strong for this upcoming War what happened oh it’s cuz I won the game that’s right oh o I get to have fun I could have fun you will not touch your small neighbor you can’t tell me what I

Can and can’t touch we going to our demands what I win that okay where were we right Perfecto surely they are a you oh no I’m have to fight those guys well shoot maybe I should focus on the bigger picture ah ster wal well it looks like

Zentrum is out of the picture from now on good good that’s funny the wiline era willine yeah 80 years and weakening Health yeah yeah yeah I hear you guys he’s doing just fine well there goes our bestie gone and not forgotten everyone’s falling and it seems the only one left

Standing what you happing is lier oh that oh that’s bad all right I’ve sending guys to Italy I already got those guys in America trying to take care I already took on big na here this is rough this situation ain’t looking too hard for a good old authoritarian Democrat like me all right

We had some trouble in Poland I told them to send in the Cavalry literally uh they good they all right no Revolution okay I sure we had to kill some raval rousers but sometimes you got to do that cuz I do not want any socialists in my

Backyard I already got a big one as is oh thank God oh oh sucks that I kind of had to do that but uh sometimes you got to do what you got to do right I I I I do not need come on guys I gave you Market liberalism and y’all didn’t like

That Jer is that a good or a bad thing good thing cool Goodwill yeah let’s we don’t want we don’t want to lose these guys okay oh thank God all right you got to you got to give concessions man at the end of the day

How is this guy this this guy and this guy all in the same faction I have no clue well National communist L here we go today German newspapers have reported on The Disappearance of a former leader of the leftwing trade unions and a participant in the rur comp after 1936

This trade unionist moved to opposition against the government calling out against the red General sh appeasement of the trade unions and calling for new elections which would form a government responsible of the Reich stag it is likely that in time the body of the unfortunate victim will be found but by

Then the trail will already have gone cold the citizens of the Empire will either be forced to accept a mere unfounded allegations of conspiracy or simply move on that is the reality of scher’s regime ooh this seems Mighty interesting yeah I don’t think I need to build any more Naval dockyards at this

Given time we’re doing pretty well I’m just going to make a bunch of these and uh Mills all the way those infrastructure notices really do help I announcement take a chill pill oh [ __ ] [ __ ] crap no these they just got of a civil war right right guys oh

Battle of the Goofy Goobers down here it’s just a bunch of three white guys battling over nonwhite territory that’s not a good look two events have shaken the German press this week first an event on the heavily fored Franco German Border in which a few French soldiers wandering in German soil turned back

After a certain warning and another in which we basically said that Russia and syndicus are getting a little big so we got to prepare for the next Vel cre sometimes I forget this exists let’s see is there something good anything good anything good whole lot of nothing 2,000

Oh I will happily take your entire Supply give me that delicious of guns Bulgaria thank you very much oh I was just mid maxing my Navy when all of a sudden German unification no not that German unification where uh kind of nationalizing all the trade unions don’t

Mind us glorious Dave for the German labor movement don’t don’t mind our government align unified nonpartisan Trade union good sir what you know what this is so awesome why doesn’t everybody join it okay I get Bavarian regionalism but I don’t get lower saxs in patriotic separatism all

Right that looks good enough I forgot to make these earlier you know what I say if you’re going to make a tank in for a penny in for a pound so let’s slightly increase the armor just a little oh look at them all so beautiful willhelm gooner

I mean Groner that’s not one of my guys close suck at syndicus we single-handedly took back this Civil War also for some reason the psa’s crushing uh I don’t see you EMP power so you can shut the hell up whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I am getting a lot of my resources

From Down Under so I would appreciate it if maybe you sto doing whatever this is oh I realized I’m on the wrong side of history with the oh ouch lovely my five Hungarian volunteers oh did I send to the wrong side maybe I want them to lose they’re

Social Democrat e i justest but uh I kind of think it would be funny if Hungary won this for some reason they are they are just this is this has been going on for way too long let’s see holy crap you who really managed to knock those numbers up so let’s see if

Maybe we can knock Austria right out think because oh hey maybe they’re my besti for now but if I get them out then maybe I could take Austria for myself you got to be thinking about these things in the long run guys come on you’re trying to tell me Germany isn’t

Overpowered I can get a lot of research slots and uh a lot of Buffs here from the looks of it so hey I’m more than merry to take whatever you know this shenanigan is oh beautiful oo Another War in China perhaps I could enter these are my besties right who the hell are

You at ah Japan lovely as a very vocal uh advocate for the wonderful uh land doer of superior Firepower I would definitely give my field General artillery expert don’t mind us we’re just going to bomb them from a mile away that’s a strategy Napoleon said something about out uh don’t look at

Dying dogs they make you sad and always have better artillery and also be a [ __ ] for your wife either one measy military Factory or I’m better than everyone else I think I know what I’m doing yes this looks so beautiful ladies and gentlemen don’t mind that I’m really

Trying to catch up with these 1940 planes Bros all right ladies and gentlemen what do you think that is a totally worthwhile M come on what what do you mean that’s not a space that’s just a regular engineer you know you always find medium tanks and Mountaineer divisions come on oh

Goodness graci I’m over here just chilling Bing chilling but uh Cairo is Fallen which one is the good guys these guys are authoritarian authoritarian Democrat like me however the Ottoman Empire is being wholesome and they are in the mid Europa so I might want to send volunteers their way I probably

Should have sent planes here a long time ago all right D I think we’re winning guys after all I’ve done Bulgaria you joined the wrong side L leftist dis Unity Cleveland here we come oh my God we got it Bros no it’s so close oh my God uh suburbs of

Cleveland taken sucks to suck Jack Reed I tried in Greece guys Jesus Albania you’re fine fine I don’t need anyone I can chill by myself I got Ukraine on my side ignore that here we we’re so close I dude come on quickly before they take Houston let’s take New

York let’s do something please for the love of God Philadelphia oh you jerks Danish thugs This Means War obviously I am very much tempted to buy these God on click guns yes the dog me General I will happily I feel like I’m getting ripped off here but I just can’t resist classic

Mid rope of Victory secure ladies and gentlemen yippee my God so they basic basically the Russians use this goofy looking helicopter sorry gyroplane to take a picture of a bridge in bellus and that leads gets six to World tension oh God I really got to put guys oh that’s

Way too many Buffs for me oh no I want I please stop telling me that the Russians are going to invade I just God damn it hey please South America South America South America let’s go all right we World War 3 or World War II is saved [ __ ]

Well I’m I have to ask for an apology I have you know you got to I I got to put my foot down at uh some point so yeah I mean I mean let’s make sure let’s make sure the air is up all right look I’m not being

Weak here I’m just trying to give myself just a little more time okay that war support is going to go straight up when they de clear War we all know it come on uh oh yeah I can stop improving relation to these guys all right so I just need

To build a few more air bases all right it looks like we have to convince everybody that war is good you will eat Z bugs so how hard could that possibly ooh the be Mark time that sounds cool and it looks like that’s a lell for the

Syndicates I don’t care who wins next at least it’s not them H I honestly wasn’t expecting them first oh well here they come ladies and gentlemen I should have been slightly more prepared oh my God Ukraine and they’re doing the heavy lifting this is going to

Be the easiest day of my entire life once my medium tanks come over here all right let’s see how well you do in donet all right all right I’m hatw I’m liking it now let’s just extend that to the rest of the front line and would

You look at that our air is slowly countering them hopefully we can compete a little more elsewhere okay Brand New Day lock in or ging ladies and gentlemen we got a war to win [ __ ] what the hell did I get into oh interesting interesting oops all right uh let’s turn

That down just a tad we need more units okay what now Morocco no no no no no no no please please bro wait oh what the hell is oh is that me oh I’m awesome it’s working oh it is oh oh God okay here’s the plan

Guys it worked in the first wood war in this universe so let’s take the tanks let’s knock out France then knock out Russia that seems to be this the the the solution and I think to Myself What a Wonderful World think I need the guns a little more I don’t know if that’s a good idea per se because of seeden over here uh sure I’ll I’ll pop on a cool flag oh nice all right no Naval invasions now what are you

Oh oh no where are you Landing where you Landing bro well that’s not going to do me much good in Morocco goes to war with me you idiots holy crap will this work will this work pin oh I see those tanks right there pin pin all right this this

Has been the plan the whole time see we in circled one Dutch bike it’s official we have won the war okay you can go bum yourself all right hey uh Netherlands I think all your buddies gave up on you there I I don’t know where they all went

Did you get some cold feet oh oh what the hell happened here okay not cool that was kind of my one of my besties oh [ __ ] don’t worry guys it’ll be fantastic as in Fanta that’s that’s a thing celebrate the capture of Amsterdam we are establishing the national Unity front

Ladies and gentlemen which makes us just a little bit more authoritarian sure I need the war support is he any good though no he is not I don’t know what to do about that one boys that’s going to be rough centralization of the state interesting the Scher Constitution

I like the sound of that oh and would you look at that our conference is finished we hold the second Bismark D tankes the tankies come on me Amigos push push how does it feel to be the bombed Now sucks to suck I’m not going to lie

The air is kind of where all my military production went encirclement I think not I think I shall be the one encircling You Never Back Down never what never give up yes this is not an encirclement guys chill the Nords will never give up sasti as long as they live I swear we’re

Bombing Britain that went well for us last time so there are so many planes all right now or never okay here we go here we go come on come on Big Money big money okay you know wait no no where did I put the tanks where’ I put the tanks I’m bombing

Almost all of their infrastructure they have no Railroad roads left anywhere goodness gracious one dead to 23 that’s pretty good ratio for several counts of organized robbery battery and attempted murder as a member of underground socialist terrorist circles for conspiracy against the Kaiser and the German Empire for being a threat to

Public security for known contacts to the security services of the Federation of the communes of France and refusing to give up any any information on the location of known criminals concede in all charges Ernest Thalman death sentence recommend did execute Earnest Alit yes these encirclements make it all

Worth it all right and those ineffective Grand offensives too they uh help the ego come on come on come come come come come come come come come no no no no no no no you’re not leaving buddy no no this guy look chill look chill it

Is this is totally this is fine this is actually really good you should see and yeah the onon is is is just pissing pissing themselves right now I have no idea what’s going on what the hell and of course it looks like Kaiser wilham Zid is being cucked by Scher he’s really

Being by a guy named kurton Scher looks like a potato no finally someone decided to come in oh I was half expecting a super event but I realized that was the wrong mod let’s go let’s go come on who about conscription crisis we’re winning oh cooperation sure oh all right I have a

Genius idea everybody I am going to go with the or go to war with the ostroh Hungarian Empire now hold me out hold hold no hold on and I will go through open up another front yes maybe a bigger front and go to war with Italy and finally take Rome where it

Rightfully belongs I won’t get bogged down on the Alps don’t worry ladies and gentlemen I have a massive intellect so trust the process please all right this seems sensible enough after they return to Paris just join the cool middle Europa gang how cool is that wow perfect

I don’t really care let’s proceed so big money big money no whammies no whammies please join yes the Hala conference is a overwhelming success we’ll worry about alas later my my Navy is getting absolutely B oh no oh no ooh maybe the strategy is to go into Portugal look

Look I am competent we are killing the swedes and the and the French who Naval invaded me come on boom boom I’m awesome wh where are your planes now Percy hobbert where are they they’re all gone I killed them all come on come on come

On Dan Zig know what they uh call people from Dan zig Germans what do you think I was going to say wow wow my Naval bombers are doing really well Kingdom of say went to Warth Poland well looks like Huey bro it’s over the Pacific States have won a shoot

America is giving me guns they are truly a bestie let me give them a little improve relations funny how we’re ending up on the right side of history with this one oh ignore all that all right genius plan hear me out going through Austria go through Italy and use these super

Cool tank arinos to blast them away I’m sorry I don’t know what you mean did this the mountains who cares bro who double dog cares all right now we now let’s uh get all these goodies guys too thank you very much okay maybe invading Austria was not the best play United

States of America I will happily accept your divisions and volunteers holy crap the fall of Bangkok I wasn’t even German Asia is punching above their weight meanwhile I’m just chilling Bing chilling severely severely underere equipped I should probably deal with that shouldn’t I so far we are chilling I finally fixed the Convoy

Issue we have oil kind of maybe it fluctuates the ver Mar I like the idea of this the Supreme command good idea let’s continue this cool Endeavor okay the trust the trust the okay just just just just trust the plan guys please for the love of God trust trust bro watch

Watch this watch this don’t come on we’re this close don’t we have like a really cool thing I got a railway gun somewhere yeah check that [ __ ] out we are going to liberate Hamburg nope okay let’s liberate everyone on this side of the river encirclement perhaps dare I

Say it yes oh oh oh check this [ __ ] out boom look at all those guys I don’t know why dude if only Italy wasn’t in this war they have so many guys I kind of failed at the foreign diplomacy that you were meant to do for the first four

Years of the game which is win in Greece win in Italy get Romania and Serbia on your side hey at least the syndicus didn’t win yippe okay okay okay we’re pushing we’re pushing we’re pushing TKS go tanks come on yes tanks go come on tanks yes that’s what I’m talking about baby the

Canal is ours my God I killed like 18 divisions right there must have seen that they’re all bunched up right here and oh my God I swear that’s gone up by half a million holy [ __ ] well L for the Austrian Army the hungarians really do know how to throw away party perhaps I

Could take Vienna from them I might just need to do that even though they want it fair and square and have bled a crap ton of Blood let’s see ah there you go 600k that’s a lot of hungarians I am going to crush this in like look it I

Just just got to sweep up the remnants okay we open another front took a bit of Austria just a little nibble made a best friend with Hungary super and goodbye okay okay what is next what is next dude Canada has been going crazy they just capitulated uh Central America

They took out Mexico good Lord I know how I’m feeling about the yellow America but it’s kind of growing on me that better not be what I think it is my pride of the fleet better be woo Thank God now that is what I’m looking for

That is what I like to see so many guns don’t mind me just chilling GOP okay I like the look of that let’s see oh I can also o I have stockpiled enough for a grand offensive I might consider that oo and fate of Austria liberate or assimilate I like the sound

Of that boom the arch duy of Austria ever since the Russian Austrian war of 1866 yeah yeah yeah yeah I get the idea let’s unite everybody under one Crown even though it’s a bit far right and some Social Democratic people have expressed it eh well we did it I think

That’s pretty cool so much for that grand offensive it looks like it kind of stumped out before it could take off any steam oh no okay I still have I still stress BG so we should be all right that’s a river who am I kidding I should try punching right

Through here well let’s split it between Ukraine and Poland favoring Poland because cuz obviously they are our besties there we go People Like Us uh I think I might want to keep that actually I have istria let’s give it to good Lord ladies and gentlemen I wanted to make a

Little planned Excursion to Britain and I was like oh I got to reorganize my name boom look look at this thing like holy crap where all these ships come from well these are all Austrian Hungarian I didn’t realize they had so many while Japan is still being Japan my

Little puppet here is holding off decently well I’m still trying to finish up France and they’re going at it in China I will just try to again finish this up as soon as possible good thing my bombing campaigns are doing quite well I don’t think they’re going to have

Much of a country anymore all right I managed to uh throw so we got this guy we got scientist we got uranium club and we got Verner Heisenberg so our research is now 50 plus% we will get atomics in no time all right I’m going to use my remaining CP to to get

Ooh chance to receive critical Hit I’m going to do Ground Pounder and then critical okay so air grater you have the greatest ship known to man the piss waser ho look how beautiful that thing is and let’s put it on the North Sea the divisions are in place go as soon as you can for faor oh

And they better be off they better be off let’s go there they go ladies and gentlemen the might of the Cs Marine let’s hope to God there’s no one in New Castle please please there is someone minimally nothing that’ll be a great time to hit that but uh instead I’m

Going to just damn it why did I waste all my CP all right who cares so quickly I’ll use my one guy to go around one guy to go around you get the idea I will just build one here just in case you never know okay never mind we don’t need

To Jesus all right full force ahead guys I don’t know where the the Navy is or the Army is but I don’t care I beat their ships fair and square through pure rigor determination motivate yeah get the whole idea fine we’re doing great artina I knew getting Brazil in here was

A good call oh you got to be [ __ ] me blle partk W when did all these planes get here and we’re going ham on there oh they I saw they were trying to bring their Navy out that is not happening me Amigo can we just put that on a straight

Up how about cboy escort there we go let’s get into some serious battles okay Who whoo whoo wao why are you guys going all the way down there oh I set this to do not this Zone tile not to go through when you said it’s coming home I

Don’t think you meant the German Marines I swear they just been letting me kind of stroll through at this point I don’t oh right as the party comes to an end nope I lied we’re still going we’re still going London here we come are they

Going to let me do it they’re just going to let me do it yo that’s pretty God damn it that’s pretty cool not too strong now when you got your whole Goofy little airplane thing is irrelevant sure they may be bombing the hell out of me

But I don’t care they have the world’s weakest divisions only a couple hundred thousand men we needed to overrun them all all right you guys are going to enjoy a very nice p camp that I build right next to Big Ben yeah all right oh that is just a

Matter of days my friend I probably just have to take Birmingham you could all call it a day or you know literally any other City honestly ciff oh I get a couple golf carts okay thank you I guess kind of funny how that worked hey

Maybe I can push at least a little come on come on there we go all right state of the world we’re chugging along on both fronts Georgia my man Japan has been sucking uh East Asia I’ve been chilling in Portugal I haven’t really paying attention to that at least they’re alive

And crap it actually looks like you just needed 12 heavy tank divisions and you’re able to break through anyone’s lines wow it really wasn’t that hard holy crap or maybe it’s all the all the Buffs I have where is it where is it there’s one breakthrough plus 10 Supply

Grades organization exper yeah we all experience Factory output yeah I I don’t even know why they allowed this oh is someone trying to do a Christmas offensive sucks to be you all right I think we’re doing pretty well for ourself sebastio will holy crap dude it’s literally been 4 years it’s still

Holding out oh is that a separate War well don’t mind me oh god look I’m a nice guy so naturally no you guys didn’t do [ __ ] stop it stop it I’m trying to give it to you so naturally oh I might need that I might need those islands too what

Are we yapping about ah so naturally Ireland get oh oh oh man I have the chance to be the world’s biggest imaginable actually I’m not going to lie I was thinking about it and I really thought sound like [ __ ] following to defeat the union of Britain the occupation will now officially come to

An end following the imposition of new borders after half a millennia of Union England C England Scotland and Wales are divided while the British may exist in time the republics of England Scotland and Wales will sement their place in the world the the concept of a British Nation will be

Relegated to the bus dust bin of History once and for all lock and Hurst provisional government Michael Collins oh uh this is awkward uh hi Albert oh you got to be [ __ ] me my Naval Invasion guy he’s gone to England a all right I just had to do it a little D-Day

And I don’t I don’t I don’t see see anyone oh nope yeah they just really no no one home I mean look at look at all these divisions you a bothered to put [ __ ] here reinforcements incoming perfect oh I’m getting cor now guys even more factories are coming oh

Shoot now would be the perfect time for me to yeah let’s make sure they ain’t moving anywhere guys I mean anywhere I mean nowhere perfect who cares that it’s red over here it’s green as hell baby money money money must be funny in a rich man’s world money money

Money must be funny by oh actually I’m going to Annex Sweden later oh I forgot to yeah now would be the time to do that thank you whoa who we’re bombing ourselves here guys chill chill chill for a minute oh my God that is so nice to see finally party har har obligatory

Dunkirk joke about nowhere nowhere to go ouch what the hell we need to do is kick the door down and fell like a house of cards oh oh yeah this is going to be a bit rough isn’t it we’re rocketing Switzerland hope you enjoy the where they where are they come

On come on there they are and and bada bing bada oh the hell it go where the hell he go oh my God the jokes right themselves all right guys I I got a plan oh I just CAU out my oil supply oh no oh no I need that we’re

In the end game now oh what’s our 100 gather brilli for the loc guys we’re winning the hell are you talking about you know who’s stopping me the Greeks I need to find them right about now I’m going to start thank you holy what is

That oh no oh no don’t worry we got another yeah all right they don’t know how to react to this I’m just a little too cool for school actually let me let me take that capital thank you very much One Singular division wow how unfortunate for you wow

The Alonso Jasmine whatever it was sunk by a puny Little Submarine so good on us oh [ __ ] it’s so nice to finally see this the end game Sorry the end where’s my sorry where’s our big Grand sing offensive guys you have them on the run

Ah finally as the war starts to die down our workers who came from our Eastern territories can finally go back home or they can stay here become second class immigrants I’m sure that won’t be repeated in the future look we’re winning we’re winning oh my God shut up

Barthelona don’t mind us just giving guns to our friends and control the economy zast oh my God what the hell are you kidding me for real oh right these [ __ ] I need to go teach Japan a lesson how many ships do you have oh

Maybe about 200 I have 600 dude I do not want to be wherever the hell this is well southern France I I’m just war is kind of hell isn’t it oh my how many guys was that oh [ __ ] don’t mind whatever the hell I’m doing in Russia just uh going on going

On me occupy Rome first and then I don’t think they’ll stand a chance like let’s look at Moscow well maybe not Moscow specifically but a lot of these cities have been through the rough and they have comparable fact never mind so with Italy down and out let’s just place a little guy there

And that should be good I think ooh glorious glorious K belr rostov I like it I like it all right all right case blue I think it went well went well the last time we tried it so don’t mind us one bit as far as I see green and

Bubbles as I grind to the Finish Line finally with have zero man power because my people don’t want to fight anymore thank you Brazil for at least taking out one of the guys glorious I couldn’t ask for anything more well at this point I might as well press the button let’s

Hubba hubba Chop Chop shall we oo I definitely like a good nationalized Railway thank you very much speaking of that I should probably fix what a W for us Zaron is gone to the ashes well let’s secure the next major city you know you really brought this

One upon yourself don’t mind me just using the full power of my arm me to push through the cracks just to take their major population centers but not really trying to encircle anyone at the moment it’s a little too late in the evening for that that’s what I would be

Doing it was a multiplayer game as you can tell maybe I wouldn’t be the best at a multiplayer game or say so do I not have the patience am I just a little silly probably a mixture of both but you know this is single player I have PNG portraits to keep me

Company I think it’s slowly driving me insane this is the only woman I’ve seen in 3 days well there you go I finally bummed everybody over in the entire Empire Scher is now the top dog how anyone let him get away with that is

Beyond me he who said I was a bad player oh I wish I caught that on camera oh y one sec May 2nd May 3rd May [ __ ] May 8th the day after World War II ah one day off man I tried all right you got to give me credit where credit

Is due you cinberg and Moscow too all right ladies and gentlemen with that the war is over yippe finally we can maybe go off total mob ah always like to see the sorry lots of people want to reassure me that I won’t they won’t be

Next there we go look at that oh sexy after a long and grueling conflict I’m still at War of Japan our armies return Victorious having forced all our enemies in Europe to you Neil there may be some resistance among the stragglers and the other minor Powers who foolishly choose

To join forces to the Russians or the syndicus as well as at the sea but they are no longer a threat to a Supremacy in the first Vel creg we imposed harsh terms on the Russians and the French in order to make sure they never Rose to challenges again appears they are not

Enough we will not make this mistake again pxs germanica the new piece too bad it’s not the wholesome SPD kind it’s whatever the national Unity front is too I got to deal with the freaking Japanese at the center of all is Kurt V Scher and his verat the system a near

Absolute centralization that his government pursued the war Ender promised to return toy but few believe that be much resemblance to the Democracy that came before who they at the scene of P power now you’re a goofy little puppet by this guy named appal oh jeez they ask very

Politely I mean it was nice of them I don’t know I don’t want to feel bad okay sure look at Switzerland here Gaddafi would be proud o I’ll you know what I’ll have the liberal guy win the Christians party well so much for that yeah I know that guy well uh

You guys aren’t exactly going to be relevant anytime soon oh wow this event we desperately try to shape Europe to our future try to prop up all our little military governments meanwhile a train full of PWS crosses the Franco German border they’re all scraggly looking they have

Nothing they return to their homes where they’re called cowards traitors were what being captured Jesus meanwhile as they’re in the freezing cold the the colonel or whatever listens to re’s Chancellor scher’s speeches about nationalism German democracy slowly succumbs to the military industrial complex I’m so glad I made a better

Future for everyone oh I wonder what this event could possibly do oh goodness gracious he looks like such a happy fellow second world Creek has one for a second time the appeal ger his vanished opponents uh having led the Empire during Dark Tower the right chance would

C uner is earned an everlasting Fame and put in the pantheon of German Heroes which he immediately uses to his Advantage uh he acquired an enormous majority of constitutional changes led by a bunch of corporatist goofballs uh the powers are saved and dramatically weakened central government assumed spor role Jesus mostly

Just Lana of power to Berlin and the one and only how lovely oh finally the shogunate where is it where is it I don’t know we got the worst atat though look at this goofy [ __ ] oh Christ quit your yapping guys you lost you went to war with me oh TR

Laker has uh pricious amnia fatal disease so he’s got to resign right after SC power for himself it’s like it’s like you got the achievement and he’s done so let’s pick this guy who will keep democracy at least a little bit of float good on you

Sir I feel like it’s like having one of those parties like after the wall the Soviet Union fell in like Eastern Europe when it’s like we used to be the one party dictatorship but now we’re just social Democrats so I feel like that’s what it’s going to be like for this

Except um since inside the Spectrum oh don’t mind me just uh sweeping up the last unaligned government so to speak you know how it is I see you ALB oh Albania is led by the Ottomans okay at least they’re my besties so ain’t the worst thing in the

World I really did mess up Italy didn’t I jesus oh and Kurt Von Scher big fat l no children H so he was basically as influential as this lifetime poor D poor guy got to suck to be him well nice mustache all right I will see if I continue this

Tomorrow maybe I’ll just check out what’s left but for now I’m quite tired I don’t know if we hop it again you’ll see if this is the very end of the video oh would you look at that I Consolidated all these tiny little guys that are in

The middle of Germany into one large asset uh uh yeah I don’t understand what the big deal about that was I I think I was doing pretty all right all right Battle of the chosan river here I just chos on Reservoir sorry I got to got to

Kick him out good Lord what what is that Fon that’s a terrible name I know it’s a much better name let’s change that out Busan would you look at that glorious from the grave schliker Victory yippee looks like you ran into a bit of trouble oh boohoo I couldn’t defeat

China or couldn’t defeat Japan in time for the save China I’ll just have to take them out myself oh my God there’s so many of our friends just chilling oh who’s declaring war on who now Mongolia oh [ __ ] come on keep attack me keep racking up those casualties man

Oh come on all right my 500 ships have gone to the Japanese sea and they’re quote unquote good enough so let’s see if we can take a kaido from from them maybe launch a nuke or two let me just secure this little air base right there

Perfect I think I have plenty of planes just chilling about oh would you look at that I do perfect yes now that is sexy how is 14K plane’s not enough you have 3,000 oh it’s always so satisfying taking Japan and holy for there’s just something about it and let’s rep there

We go now we finally have the gang we got this new guy but we also have our two guys two little Mastermind puppet cabinet here so we can do a little propaganda please just take take the final airport my God just want of nukes oh finally I can click on Tokyo and hit

The you got to be kiding me come on man well looks like I’m not going to be able to Nuke them because their stupid little air base in Tokyo God damn these guys suck peace conference oh no I really didn’t get get to use it no oh I guess I

Really am at wor the Mongols bada bing bada boom baby collapse of the Japanese empire they are no more instead we got hi hito transitional government uh Korea transitional government Philippines transitional government Republic of China I think they’re doing just fine I’m getting a little big here oh what

The hell what come on don’t you guys want to be in a trans fine fine fine if you want to do it n oh oh Taiwan no let’s uh let’s keep those guys separate I I already had a spent up my Goodwill oh much as i’ love to leave

Him in charge I’m going to force him Advocate because I’m just that much of a jerk you are not going to believe who leads the on now that’s right Kurt Kur Colbert Colbert Levi Olsson the one that’s not he’s not related to the other Olsen is he uh not sure well

Congratulations Mr proud atheist honestly probably be better to live in America than anywhere else in the world and I’m pleased to announce to the German people you can stop eating bugs and start eating actual bread again go mind to me I am just expending Zu I mean

The uh reich’s pack apologies want to make a single Market here America wants to work to get they can keep their but I don’t want honestly I’m kind of having some fun just sweeping up after myself so to speak you know this whole America thing I don’t know if I’m the biggest

Fan of the whole America thing will win a couple Indian Fighters or my modern jet bombers you know what I’m going to do it I’m going to drop the bomb sure my God Boom for the first time and hopefully last time that is definitely not the last time I think I read about

This once in a Indian folklore got to hurt yikes sucks to suck you know am I supposed to feel something am I supposed to feel bad about my actions this is what I have to resort to was I truly at the end of the day the bad guy here probably look this

World is kill or be killed if it wasn’t me conquering other nations I’d be the one being conquered okay if we weren’t extending our toil our blood our Fatherland for some large meaningful gold and what was the point of all this what was the point of millions dead huh

For defense for security for family for the ability to drop nukes on poor Indian people holy [ __ ] I never wanted to drop a nuke on my own people more than this I think my uh super heavy SL modern tanks super heavy and modern tanks broke the game because if you see they

Have you know never mind you won’t see anything so we replaced that stupid bundesrat which was you know gave a lot of power to the small German states inside the Empire to balance out Russia we replaced it with the St or uh chamber of Estates with Scher dead and no syndicus

Unify around uh all it’s doing is dipping into NEP nepotism and Corruption so glad that we are making a more efficient government here now I guess suppose we’ll finish off by declaring Willie III to be nothing more than a limp Willie wh what what act of aggression what is this who’s going to

War with me now goodness gracious I got to solve this problem well let’s see what happens oh oh where where where you guys going third world Creek holy [ __ ] it is only been like 2 years guys back at it again well let’s hope that they’re not bombing me as we speak that

Would be kind of embarrassing that’s funny man after all we’ve been through together Portugal shake my head what the hell are they doing well hey at least I can cut off Supply ignore that see my awesome crazy cool ships or no match for whatever Naval might they think they

Possess oo they didn’t sync the SMS America we are good so much for your first war out of the Civil War America you’re a slacking behind now look at that would you look at that the the uh hns in New Mexico sunk by the SMS piss waser oh my God who needs Pearl

Harbor at this point good Lord no the America you [ __ ] oh oh I found the USS Arizona guys I think I know what I’m doing 2,000 because I I have so many of these little improved Naval bombers I’ve just been producing we’re going to find the USS are we’re going to oh

Oh hey at least uh airplanes before actual plane actual ships right oh my God my Rockets can actually no way holy crap okay we’re doing all right we’re doing all right guys I think the West has fallen round two huh all right and back to back establish a common

European trade area and then in a few days I will oh good thing I had these tanks on demand deploy immediately I’m about to blow up random guys in Iowa and officially how many puppets do I have now the ottomans are my puppet which is a puppet Iran which is kind of

Funny long story short I think I got a lot of Puppets now just a few oh there you go we sank the USS South Carolina I’m curious how do my epak performance how do my super heavy modern oh ouch no not England Please Don’t undo all my progress I’ve been trying to get

Them to be my little puppet for ages bro holy crap never in my whole life has been more over for them and uh good news I’m trying to move my entire Navy over here for no other reason just fun Wow looks like that Convoy roiding really did work how what’s the status over here boss want to see a magic trick yippee oh my God oh my God oh my God do I get a chance to do it can I do it can I yeah not even Pittsburgh is safe so sry

Guys to be fair this is a defensive War so technically I am well within my rights ladies and gentlemen to well nuclear uh this going to happen no that was a bummer oh I didn’t even notice that I was Landing okay good stuff good stuff I should probably get

My tanks over here as soon as possible goodness gracious they’re already here there you go at least you can see Chicago uh doing good doing good no not my not my well cre no not my other not the grav Zeppelin in the future can we like Nerf America they’re too overpowered whose

Bright idea was it to put them on the opposite side of the world and have like no enemies come on oh finally good Heavens I’m a bit tired so I didn’t micro but say doing pretty all right for themselves let’s we take that thank you no those are your

Besties I’m sorry I give up there is no chance in hell that I am taking that so there you go this is going to be an eternal stalemate till the end of time because we each have impenetrable fortresses yippe oh my God why is my game lagging so much what the

Hell what what’s going on yo what the hell honestly I think middle Africa could probably have this covered with ottoman I literally own all of Afro a all of Afro Eurasia for the most part yeah I’m kind of tired I see you all later finally finally we new to

Washington DC that isn’t that good enough for you guys come on there’s no way in hell that I’m making it through this [ __ ] all right have a nice night ladies and gentlemen and take care oh oh I’m winning that’s so awesome holy crap guys what you look at that oh beautiful

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