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    Bruno’s running around looking for food bro the rat raiding dust bins bro that’s that’s what he does bro man’s running around raiding dust spins that’s what he’s doing bro climbing drain pipes that’s what he does never see him in a game you know absolute disgrace bro am I

    Are going to be out here celebrating this win you know this is a scumbag Victory and this is the worst one of the lot the worst one of the lot man united two Luton one and yeah shout out po skulls bro shout out po skulls yeah for

    Arguably yeah the quote Yeah that pretty much shms up Manchester United the best way you can bro do you know what I’m saying man said we team United reckon they could be the only team that could win 5 n nil and still get hammered and that is exactly what happened today man

    United won 2-1 and bro they got the breaks beaten off them by luten Town that’s exactly what happened bro shout out the Luton manager as well I think Young English manager absolutely peppered man united from start to finish and we are very very fortunate um the goals in the game

    Are very very low quality um it’s one of them ones where Luton made a massive massive mistake um for the first goal Rasmus took his goal well but um yeah you can’t really be giving the ball away there that early in the game and it kind

    Of put Luton on the back foot and to be fair to them even after going 2-0 down they still kept bro like they didn’t change their style of play they didn’t Retreat behind the ball and say oh you know what damage limitation we’re not going to get cooked they continue to

    Play and they absolutely beat the living [ __ ] out of man united today I’ll be honest and it’s one of them ones where when we win games like this I’m genuinely embarrassed bro like it’s embarrassing like I’m embarrassed for the a club like how are we doing this

    How are we taking pride in winning games like this people are going to say oh yeah we’re um what what are we we’re three points off top five okay so Five Points off top four now so people are going to say we’re five points off top

    Four and see that as a positive when the reality is yeah we’re getting cooked every week every team we play We’re second best even Newport at nil up at Newport we couldn’t even get cocky I thought the game was over 22’s is two 22’s is um 22’s um is

    22 you know like that you can’t even be comfortable as a man united fan at 2-0 up you can’t even bro like it’s it’s crazy like what world do you need to live in as a United fan where you kind of need to be three four goals up before

    You can relax bro because even in the Champions League M were going up against Copenhagen and these teams and still getting slapped bro I think Galatasaray was the same thing this man united team here is is the worst footballing team in the league bro and they’re extremely

    Fortunate bro like I think Rasmus has got seven goals now I believe in six games do you know what I mean and two of the goals have just hit him two of them have just hit man bro it’s crazy bro like we keep getting away with things and it’s like people can say

    Yeah but you won just enjoy the win I can’t enjoy victories like this because they’re very very Hollow like it’s only a victory on paper it’s only a victory on paper but in reality this is not a victory this is another performance that papers over the very very blatant cracks in this

    Football team and the very very blatant cracks in this manag Manager Management nobody that has any sense here and is thinking straight here can look at me and tell me that they know what this manager’s style of play is they know what this manager is trying to do you

    Can blame injuries all you want man united put out their pretty much strongest available team against Newport couldn’t get the job done um emphatically today was the same thing he’s been playing the same front free for like the last five or six games so they were available Bruno’s available

    Mino Cass is available and the back four or back five is our strongest back five You could argue that on paper this man united strongest available team and look at how they played against Luton everyone was saying oh yeah but the results are improving the results are improving yeah because we have better

    Players available but the football’s not improving if the football’s not improving you need to look at the manager cuz Luton do not have the players here on paper to do to do to us what they did to us today this should not happen and it’s not just Luton we beat

    West Ham 3-0 they were better than us we beat wolves right at the death with a Kobe Mino injury time goal they were as good as us bro and then people will turn around and be disingenuous and say yeah but we miss chances every team misses chances Luton missed chances

    Today every team misses chances so what it makes absolutely no sense these excuses and it’s the same players letting us down all the time manager not making the changes that need to be made Amad Jello still can’t get a game can’t he can’t get a game in a game

    Where skeletor’s thrown up another impressive zero out of 10 I be real yeah it’s so impressive that a player can be consistently [ __ ] this bad this bad and still get picked and still have the pr that he’s doing bro like it’s unbelievable it’s unbelievable bro that this guy yeah this brother yeah

    Is like BL you know like that this because it’s like I remember when the man told man about all of a sudden yeah there’s no toilet tissues in the supermarket there’s no flour everyone turned into a baker all of a sudden supermarkets empty you know that man were hoarding all the

    [ __ ] in the house yeah believing that all this [ __ ] was going on bro when I left my house I expected to see dead bodies on the floor I expected to be stepping over bodies bro I thought he going to be Resident Evil outside the way these men were

    Reporting this thing bro only for me to find out yeah that the mortality rate yeah is less than 1% brao but man man them turned into into a baker bro man turned into Mr kiplin bro this is what it is bro when you hear about all these bra’s abilities and his

    Comparisons to CR7 you expect to see an actual footballer and then you step outside your house and there’s nothing trust me that guy’s got better PR in the absolute fraudulent footballer bro miss a bag of chances killed a bag of attacks and man are still arguing with

    Man that he’s in this team on Merit the guy is one of the worst footballers that’s ever played for this football club I cannot be convinced otherwise I cannot be convinced otherwise am man are telling me that Dan James ain’t better than him bro this guy’s a scrub someone said that he could

    Strike the ball well where ain’t seen it bro ain’t seen it bro trust me with that zesty trim bro the only bulls that man striking might be something else bro because I I see nothing on the pitch to represent the pr that comes along with man I I ain’t seen

    It and that rat Bruno Fernandez again another zero out of 10 performance bro hiding in plain sight bro this BR is like Jason Bourne fam BR like Jason bour man’s got about 15 points Sports blood playing sight you know nowhere he is can’t find him I can’t believe it bro this is the

    Captain of big Manchester United Football Club Bruno Fernandez bro man not talking about he wants a new deal bro he needs to Saudi Arabia that’s what he needs to do how did he finish the game on a pitch the manager should have taken him off should have taken him off bro but no

    He keeps doing it bro how many attacks did he kill am man going to say oh but if Bruno scores that chance when he rounded the keeper if garnacho scored that chance if rashford passed the ball do you know what I’m saying what did Gino say yeah like if my grand had

    Will she’ll be a bike all these ifs blood I don’t want to hear nothing about ifs Bruno Fernandez because you man was so quick here to Champion Bruno Fernandez are the best foreign signing in the history of man united and all that the guys are loser and anyone that rates Bruno don’t

    Know ball bro we don’t negotiate with terrorists bro if you rate Bruno or Garo you just don’t know football bro it’s not worth a conversation it’s not worth one man have to skip along bro cuz football’s not played on paper it’s not played on sofa score it’s not played on

    Fantasy Premier League it’s played on grass brao that’s where football’s played these man ain’t got a bro this fan base is a disease bro an absolute disease our defense kept us in this game everyone’s always got be chat for man United’s defense yeah but I tell you what if not

    For man United’s defense yeah we would be in a relegation Zone because players like Johnny Evans he come he comes in he never sets a foot wrong Dogo Doo has been our player of the season so far Varan has been solid since he’s come back solid flipping what that man call him

    Tyrone dubs at left back bro Luke Shaw awful but what do you expect what do you expect it is what it is he got subbed off but we actually defended quite well even Harry MaGuire he got caught in isolation yeah and he’s going to get cooked because he’s just a he’s a big

    Lump but fundamentally our Defenders did what they had to do Anana can’t be blamed for the goal that we conceded because at the end of the day goalkeepers are not meant to save those they’re not meant to save those when a ball Falls to a striker right in front

    Of the goalkeeper in the six-yard Box he’s meant to score what’s Anana meant to to do about that you make yourself as wide as possible and you hope that the ball hits you it didn’t so all this blaming Anana for the goal we conceded is cope it’s just

    Another excuse to scap go him for something that wasn’t his fault the same way they scap go Anon year for performances but no one’s talking about gacho’s performances bro no one’s talking about it bro be honest this is what it is bro Anthony can’t be any worse than garro blood that

    Through ball yeah that Garo had anony scores that whether you like it or not and he’s [ __ ] as well bro and this is the point bro G natur you man are absolutely keeping this fraud in the team you man are doing it with your fake propaganda hang it in the L bro absolute

    [ __ ] absolute [ __ ] end of the game yeah what happens he takes off Rasmus hland who came on for amra I don’t even know what we were doing at the end of the game rash rashford was down the middle for the counter Bruno won the right wing Bruno survives again yeah rasma scored

    Two goals other than that he weren’t really involved in the game because man united were getting fist up we’re getting fist up fortunate man got two goals other than that nowhere in the game nowhere but he done his job he done his end of the bargain bro he stuck the ball

    In the net when he needed to that’s it the rest of the game did absolutely that’s okay cuz they were bigger people at at fault today bro that game should have been dead and buried rashford again nothing bro little flicks here and there little chop inside

    Shot in the left foot everyone saying oh rashford done well rashford always does well in spells over 90 minutes he’ll give you about 30 seconds of stuff that you think o there’s a player there but there’s not really a player there there’s not really a player there garnacho gave flipping um casemiro

    A hospital ball it was a grenade bro he nearly got sent off that’s the kind of game we’re in kobby Mino poor guy getting a run around against lot and town good footballer yeah every time he got on the ball he showed his bits of quality but other

    Than that bro they cut through our Midfield like a hot knife through butter it was easy for them it wasn’t like they were building through the the Midfield it was one ball into someone touch around the corner straight through the Midfield facing up our center backs that’s how Harry MaGuire got

    Booked there’s no way players should be running directly at your Center halfes unopposed bro just walking through your Midfield you can’t blame Cass for that you can’t blame kobby Mino for that Bruno’s running around looking for food bro the rat raiding dust bins bro that’s that’s what he does bro man’s running

    Around raiding dust spins that’s what he’s doing bro climbing drain pipes that’s that’s what he does never see him in a game you know absolute disgrace bro am I not going to be out here celebrating this win you know this is a scumbag Victory and this is the worst

    One of the lot the worst one of the lot at least with West Ham yeah it was 3 nil we put the ball in the net three times didn’t concede we can say ah cool whatever same with the Wolves was the last minute but you see this

    One two goals I think in the first I want to say 10 15 minutes and to watch my team yeah hold on and get battered for 90 whole minutes you know if you include added time it’s a new low for me bro it’s a new low for me

    I can’t lie I’m embarrassed I’m actually embarrassed bro and at 2-0 the mutants invaded the um the mutants invaded the chat these test Tu babies blood I’m telling you these fatherless children bro they they came out do you know what I mean from from inside their mom’s

    Handbags and had some chat for me bro then the team got f up you man go wash your stinking self blood I told these men already BL these men are showering once every 3 to five working days BL you got other things to worry about you

    Little [ __ ] you know like that so it is what it is guys what can I say this is this is a new loow for man and if we don’t fix up soon we’re going to get our head bust because we can’t keep playing football like this

    32 Comments

    1. Fuk king Bruno is a joke in the last min he still try to get another goal, a footballer with IQ will try to hold the ball at the opponent corner to run down the time. Due to his stupidity Luton nearly scored in the last min. WTF and so many quick wasteful passes week in week out till now he was not dropped, his contract has clause unable to drop him ???

    2. Think Brunos issue is he plays every game, and he needs to be rested. The man is being overused. He is WC on his day, but its been a while we’ve seen that cause he looks drained.

    3. 😂😂😂😂 this guy. I swear rants in carving out a niche for himself. All the people that are just haters are all pilling up here. It’s like what did you expect brow, what did you expect rants ? Luton scored 4 goals against Newcastle at home, having beaten em 1-0 before. Arsenal 4-3, City 2-1, Chelsea 3-2, beat Brighton by 0-4, Beat Everton 1-2. What did you expect us to get against em ? We’re far from a City and an Arsenal – 80% or more of our 2nd half starting 11 will not start in those teams, they wouldn’t even start at Chelsea ! Yet us holding on to a win is the worst 😂😂😂

    4. This guy needs to chill, I like his content but bruv, are you a Utd fan or just a critic? Utd have endured a lot of Ls for a long time and you can’t celebrate a W. We have standards from fergie but man needs to be a realist. When people say they can’t see a style of play I’m confused, do you not see us trying to play from the back, obviously we not levels yet.

    5. People seem to forget that Liverpool took until the 95th minute to get a single point at Luton and both Assnal/City didn't have an "easy" game there…3pts in a critical must win game…dickheads ffs 🤦

    6. It's quite simple really ETH will only play counter attacking football so it's speed, quick long balls ect so we'll just keep playing like this until somebody batters us. Amad won't get anywhere near this lineup as he doesn't fit this system. Why on earth he wasn't loaned out is beyond me.

      So happy for hojlund always backed the kid and he was never in a million years scoring goals until they started providing service. The service is still awful in all honesty so it's credit to him that he's kept on going because if I was in his position I'd be absolutely furious with these wingers. Can't stand either of them to be honest.

    7. Rants I disagree with most of what you said here. you need to watch the game with more chill so you can actually see what's happening.
      Firstly, Garnacho annoys the f*** out of me too, but he's not a poor player, he's really talented but struggles with the technical aspects of being a team player and has, for now in his career, after all he's still young, a terrible record in one-on-one situations (he's missed at least 4 like that one yesterday this season already). Secondly, Bruno doesn't hide, in fact the opposite is true, he's trying to be in too many places at once and forget the position he's actually supposed to be playing; Does he give the ball away far too often and ruin the flow of attacks with rubbish rushed passes? Yes, but he doesn't hide. Thirdly, Rashford actually played well yesterday, created several chances, including the one Garnacho messed up, and defended really well, yes he should have passed the ball for the shoot he skewered after that run, but the shot was on so you can't really hold that against him.

      Now, let's get to the observations: United's current problem is in the midfield. Casemiro has no legs, he's too slow to contend with premier league midfielders, that's why he gets so many yellow cards, plus he gives the ball away a lot when trying to make basic forward passes. Mainoo is a talented kid, emphasis on KID, but he needs to learn to release the ball more, because sometimes he plays his teammates into a cul-de-sac by holding on to the ball a little too long. Also, he can be a bit naive defensively, especially on set pieces. now to the biggest problem, Bruno Fernandes has to do better, and Ten hag is to blame. He doesn't take care of the ball nearly well enough for a professional midfielder. he regularly gives the ball away rushing the glory pass and defensively, he's all over the place and since he's the leader the other midfielders are also all over the place.

    8. Why do we keep getting excited about top 4, when we are struggling in the Premier League. Look at the amount of games lost already. There's a possibility that we may again lose double figures amount of games. And we think this is good for Champions League Football. We will get embarrassed again. We need to stop this

    9. Any body that rate Bruno and Garnacho dnt know football.
      Been sayin it ever since Bruno got to the club.
      The second Bruno leaves United , im back supporting United, cuz Bruno represents everything United wasn’t under Sir Alex
      The second Bruno and Rashford are done with United is the second im back to supporting United. I can’t stomach that entitled bullshit when man haven’t won Jack shit.

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