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Hello and welcome to the episode I am Nick I’m Joe I was going to say today I’m trying with my lovely wife Joe but thought i’ mix it up a bit well heads up would have been good sorry and today we are going to try out some

Takeaways we are going to be trying takeaways that are rated frears or less on Google reviews oh my God can’t from a local Town L stoft yes Britain’s most easterly town it’s not a deprived town at all it’s got lots of takeaways in it I don’t know why we’re doing this

I know because it’s bad weather we’re not riding the bikes but I thought it’d be fun something different we might regret it later I like food you like food I do we don’t like bad food I really really don’t like B food so we got a choice of Chinese kebab and pizza

Just to get a range of yeah different Cuisines so first of all we are going to go to China Star in Loft look on Google and we’re going to talk about the reviews talk about the reviews see what people are saying see why this restaurant is so bad come that back can

It right so who we got we’ve got Ria Foster says quite possibly the worst Chinese I’ve ever tasted I’m not sure what the duck was but it’s most definitely not duck and had a very smky smky smky very funky smell # dog meat it actually says

# dog meat I hope it’s not dog meat oh waited over an hour hour and 40 minutes for 50 of food that was binned ribbin in it we’ve got new Bins so we can try the new bin that’ be exciting rung up to complain and got told oh I’ve never had

A complaint before my ass they ain’t stay away please and then uh Stacy said wait 2 hours for a delivery kept phone in to be told 10 minutes for bloody times four bloody times food was rather rank was rank rather a tin of beans TBH ridiculous rather a tin of beans TBH why

Is that always the thing you have a takeaway or you have beans on toast cuz it’s it’s easy so already from these reviews I think we should time it see how long it takes to get here and we should also order duck to see if it is # dog me

Well the next the next review most probably the worst Chinese I’ve ever had the food quality was horrendous the ribs were fatty and looked like they had been through a blender everything had a ridiculous amount of onions in and all had the same flavor the sweet and sour

Chicken was just slices of roast chicken with cheap sweet and sour sauce on top no vegetables pineapples Etc I wouldn’t re order I’m actually really surprised surprised with some of the five star reviews on just eat it was actually horrific and not edible please do not order from here it was cheaply made

Taste was awful complete unappetizing that’s the thing in it you look at just eat reviews but you don’t think of looking at Google reviews because not everyone uses just eat it’s like the Walkins and stuff like that so and what was the last one uh last one

Food well below average had bad stomach since eaten their food will never order from there again never so we got a lot of people saying we’ll never go there again it took two hours to come the duck was disgusting everything tastes the same so we have got try this out we so

Let’s order some duck and we got to time it as well and some Blended ribs so justy got China Star crispy duck £1 should we get peeking crispy duck yeah add that to the basket what was the other thing ribs ribs Blended ribs the Blended ribs see

If the ribs are Blended okay barbecue sparids with barbecue sauce right so we order them that is going to be messy TW on camera yep so just then two items and the total is 2150 so just quickly while we are waiting for this order we thought we

Would show you what it looks like from Google Street View and to be honest it looks like a dive yeah I kind of wish we’d looked at that after to be quite honest that’s the thing when you are on just eat you don’t look at these things

I mean we’ve got a car with a headlight missing looks like it’s been dumped got a couple of cars there that look dumped to Van got a car there with a parking ticket overgrown and it looks like there a bloody window missing at the top yeah cuz it’s it’s basically what is a

Rundown closed Pub is now very dat clothes pop that’s the sort of place you go to get you a I reckon I they got something going on upstairs in there BR yeah so that is that and uh yep we’ll catch you when it arrives right so the China Star is here

At long last after hour and a half hour and a half just over an hour and a half well I weren’t kidding we got some prong crackers so we’ll have to have a them and all too bad we also got 2 off always find that with these

Takeaways they just double knot them so F I know and then you can’t have Bloody open them what we got in here spring rolls all the spring rolls no that must be a little Fring be got little extra beer which I’m quite surprised that cuz like we ordered tons

Is it no they’re trying to butter us up they must know that we’re videoing it right should have bought a plate in for oh what the oh man is that that is not crispy duck I don’t know that I can try that I don’t think I can don’t think I can do

It I can’t that is that is grim look there’s nothing crispy about that that is disgusting is it stinks do it it does I just this is not a good start no I mean what are we expecting it’s a two 2.5 star do we dare look at

This that looks like is that fat oil engine oil in it they look burnt I want to smell like barbecue now that smells like the prop sauce they’re so fatty though spring onions I honestly don’t know what meat this is is it duck so it’s very very fatty I’m going to uh

I can’t be trying that though let’s have a go of a rib sorry man R so bad I don’t know I just don’t know if IU can do it well you don’t what really don’t know if I can do it I’ll try spring roll try spring roll let’s at least try the

Sauce bit of ASMR for you as well I mean I know these were a freie but there’s literally nothing in it there a is there no sauce is nice this rare occasion that the freebie is better than the actual meal that you bought M what was this 11 quid no

More than that was it yeah cuz the yeah I really don’t know I’m a bit disappointed cuz there was something I wanted to try that I’ve seen on uh on on shs those you have probably seen it probably know what I’m talking about hang on I’m going to have a big

Old crunchy bite of this oh the crunch even wow even this is all soggy was that a face [Laughter] mask right so apparently what you do is get your dog me this is probably pigeon oh it’s really fatty yeah not crisy fat though what is that man how can I sell that as

Dark this is I don’t know was expecting so this is what they do they get that they get a bit of that and then they dip it in that and do that I feel like I can’t watch you eat that I can’t watch me eat that oh my God

Can’t yeah do that off camera I’m sorry oh put that on the floor man it’s in a bag but it’s see through this is disgusting is it all right have go the ribs oh do I dare do I dare not bad oh really try about oh no I just really

Funny about meat it’s cold is it still eating it the pr crackers are all right no that’s got a funny tang and I got some whes oh I to go you will don’t let him in this is the worst meal ever I’ve ever eaten tried to eat that’s even got hair

On it oh man that is so Grim what was you expecting like I mean looking outside of the The Joint what is that oil in there how is it still open like who is ordering from here that is horrible that noise is horrible it’s just all SLO and it’s got

This yellow stuff in the bottom you see that don’t know what that is wow know what that is the best thing about it was the spring rolls porong crackers cuz the spring rolls were sh I do like spring roll and I don’t I mean even they’re soggy inside they there’s nothing work

It’s just paste load of beans brats let’s hope the next one’s better all right so the next one is called chick King Kebab bit of play on words there but kind of crap so this is the freestyle review it’s 2.9 actually uh this is also in low

Stoft and we have a look look the guy’s name read jph the boss Joseph that’s a funny way of saying Joseph is it yeah that is weird Joseph my food tasted so trash no no my food Twisted so trash the typo my food Twisted so trash it was so hard and cold

I couldn’t eat it my food was missing as well so if his food was missing how was it no wonder he couldn’t bloody eat it it wasn’t there the driver was miserable and Scruffy that’s a good one so we got to see if he’s going to be miserable and

Scruffy he left the bag on my door handle when I opened it the door oh the food fell from the door handle that’s interesting we have to see if he puts it on her door handle what a bloody stupid thing to do though very disappointed in

This place this was the first and last time eating here very trashy food oh next one next we’ve got arrived quickly but no salad on my Kebab rang up and promised salad still not here value for money is so important now which is true although preps don’t order a

Takeway yeah you don’t want to save money cut Corners We’ll order from different place next time right another review we have we left at one star this is from Alan food was Stone Cold and ruined by having the sauces squirted all over the food so everything was covered and tasted of

Just the sauce maybe deliver it to master fact it m Master fact it was burnt black in places rang to tell the restaurant only to be told I wait 10 minutes and the boss wasn’t available and he just hung up on me oh my God chucked it all in the bin

As it was inedible how can anyone run a business like this no care no Pride disgrace I will be warned I’ll be warning others and I can’t freaking talk and the last one we’ve got oh this is an interesting one awful food guy who delivers was seen urinating inside alley after delivery

What so we got see if he puts it on the door handle see if he is scruffy and see if if he pisses in the alley very interesting perhaps that’s why he he thought I put it on the door andle bust him for a pee this is going to be a good

One is it oh I don’t think good is going to be the uh description we’ll be using all right let’s go and have a look at chick King Kebab so what are we all doing what does it say Kebab just getting the Kebab feel like we need to get some chips

Cuz so those International viewers I don’t know if they have kebabs in your country but basically it’s a massive chunk of lamb meat on a spit roast spinning around is cooked all day spinning like that with all the fers and stuff oh no why they carve it off I don’t know why

That is a thing that we do we have over here but it can be tasty if done right right so that order is in the bag from chick King Cab so while we’re waiting for that we’ll look at the storefront storefront rest see that’s very small um yeah rty

There’s all see them all posters there in the background all like faded and oh nice they must have these pictures these posters in there for years I know like and they’re hanging down like half stuck there and right so we’ll let know when that arrives and we’ll have a little taste

And show you what it’s can’t wait catch it then right so that is the Kebab from where was it from chick King Kebab chick King Kebab 15 minutes that took that was quick oh where is he going right Andy wasn’t miserable he smiled he smiled and didn’t

Go for a piss afterwards so you know he he didn’t hang it on the um door handle no and he didn’t have a piss it would be top marks if we’ve got a salad because that is one of the things that they were bed for weren’t it yeah look

Right pretty standard yeah H Kebab chips oh sorry you know look a bab actually looks pretty nice you know it don’t look too bad salads there got an extra pit cuz it’s in a pit they don’t normally put them in the pit sphere these days I’ll tell you

That I’ll tell they did you say you got Fork yes EA this with my bare hands what you’re supposed to do is pick it up right let’s try a saish chip and then I’m going to dop it after chips nice and hot yeah this is this compar Mak a little bit

Cold might be a salad though H that’s nice very nice I enjoy actually oh yeah let’s see uh if the salad is such long strips isn’t they fresh it looks fresh yeah look how long that is how e oh my God that is massive oh man I’m going to

Squirt this to my r a’t i excuse me it Rude this is like an ASMR is [Laughter] it so I’m really happy with this yeah me too actually that is nice in it Massy cucumber well that comes Le yeah nice drink as well that’s that is good and we’re not going to be wasting it cuz it is actually really nice

So I would give that five out of five yeah got no issues at all without you no issues it was really quick that is actually a really nice Kebab so no stuff yeah might have actually found a decent one chicking Kebab thing is we look at them reviews

We we’ve not ordered from there because of that reason yeah but maybe they got new rers you give them a second chance you know yeah sometimes you have oh nice ni sauce see I know that what of the reviews was moaning about the sauce but I like it like me a bit of

Sauce she likes it SAU I mean look at this bit like that’s a bit look at that that’s like a bit of Lea look at that see for me I quite like when you get a bit like that you can have the bit of lever then bit texture Lea face rud you Then gross so the next one we have a free star from Pizza time and that is in also in Loft we have ordered from here but years ago and that was bad years ago I had um diarrhea from we only ordered pizzas didn’t we just ordered a load of

Pizzas right so what are the reviews saying order arrives an hour later than stated called many to be to be to be lied [Laughter] what well uh order was delivered by a miserable individual so we got to see if he’s going to be miserable um next one is rubbish full of

Grease no drink arrived so I rang up and the girl said she would send it it never arrived never again will we have a penny out of me an ex loyal customer ah so that is someone that used to like going there sounds like the guy got a bit

Measurable yeah so this one is from Darren as a one star I was visiting lower off and decided to have a takeaway and choose Pizza time I ordered buffalo wings and got chicken strips not what I ordered food was piping hot but not nice at all food was piping hot but not nice

Staff were very slow to serve even though there were five of them behind the counter oh dear so we’ve got to order some so they’re lazy lazy and miserable and the last one is sorry but the pizzas today were burn and dry after paying over 20 pound was very

Disappointed won’t be ordering again so again that sounds like they were going there regularly it says sorry but the pizzas today were burn and dry so what pizza should we get what you fancy Hawaiian pizza pineapple and pizza yes or no comment below if you want

Pineapple you don’t think should be on a pizza definitely shouldn’t be on a pizza I am team pineapple I like on pizza and a burger and also sultanas to me have no place in a curry it’s just weird it’s just weird so what should we get should we get a barbecue

One that’s near the top barbecue special Pizza no not that’s a spicy one the one at the top right so that is ordered while we’re waiting for that we’ll look at the storefront D’s going well by the way starts Monday right oh what all them boxes stacked up in there man and you

Think that’s going to then have your food in they are on the floor I mean it looks pretty smart from the front looks pretty groovy didn’t it a little pizza with a right so that’s on its way and we have a little lucky and a little

Tasty right so the pizza time order has arrived 40 minutes later so that took barly average not too bad all right let’s have a look oh we got a little thank you thank you nice isn’t it yes the delivery driver was a bit miserable and he Wasing on the phone was he

Scruffy I didn’t actually take notice of that but um yeah he was talking to someone and it was on loudspeaker so in my opinion that’s all the Rouge right IMO IMO right let’s have a look there the chips very standard we have don’t know they look a bit crack they look a bit

Dry and burnt H the chicken looks a bit questionable doesn’t it yeah it does that is really processed chicken oh manise spells by see what is that what is that that oh man I don’t I don’t that is gross I don’t want to try them this is not this is not looking good

No I mean it’s not burnt no and what was the other things they were saying um what was it about the buffalo wings oh that was the wrong item so actually we don’t know what they’re like um did they say something about the chips or not I don’t know P AR

Bad the chips are crap as you would expect Pizza is pretty mid I mean Prett mid just bit poo bit poo doesn’t taste like barbecue not really a very weak barbecue doesn’t really taste like anything I love me a pizza and I do not love me that pizza all let’s try these messy

Things oh that is they are they are buffalo wings but I mean you might have to take one for the te on them cuz I’m not a fan of meat on the bone anyway oh oh man that is disgusting really what Cherry oh it’s like tastes like Snot oh no

Sorry but the consistency of it look that is disgusting Fu I’ve made a mess that is not great that is a not out of five for me I I ain’t going to order from there you com to do not order from that no on table no right that was uh certainly in yeah

Yeah feel ill now I don’t know what we were expecting but I didn’t think it would be that bad I mean there was one good one that chick King Kebab is right yeah chick kab such a weird chick King gab that’s the only one that I would eat again I

Couldn’t even I couldn’t even really eat anything think from the Chinese it was just it was that bad I’ve never experienced I’d rather go in the garden and eat an earthworm that’ll be fresh oh right so I hope you enjoyed that little one we didn’t no no

Obviously as we’re in winter season we can’t ride but we have got a lot of plan this year we’re going to ride some uh the new Roy Enfield coming out yeah Himalayan and the shotgun 650 hopefully we can get get all of that this year I’m

Not sure so play you to come if you’re new here subscribe just we are Nick and jod we ride do all sorts fan builds cycling briefly mainly predominantly motorcycles in it yeah but just getting us through the winter really yeah just having a dable a few of these indoor videos yes

Well thank you for watching until then I’ll been Nick up been Jo and we’ll catch you on the next episode all to Safe yes bye bye bye