Football Fans Waking Up From a Coma…

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Yo what happened you’ve been in a coma what year is it 2023 last thing I remember it was 2008 and we just lost 81 against middles BR yep and man united won another premier league and Champions League yep so go and then did we get relegated again like 2001 no 4 months

After losing 81 to middlesbor you became the richest club in the world what like unlimited funds Rich pretty much yeah but even with all that money I bet we’re still the worst team in Manchester right now you’re not only the best team in Manchester you’re the best team in the world

What what about swend Goran Erikson is he still our manager no it’s prep Guardiola Guardiola last thing I saw him doing was managing the Barcelona B team is he any good and you have the best striker in the world Harland Alfie harand came back to us to play as a

Striker no it’s his son earling harand and Kevin De bruyne best midfielder in the league Kevin the who the hell was that I’ll show you highlights later so what exactly have we won in the last 15 years you’ve won seven Premier Leagues three fa cups six League cups and a

Champ you should be a comedian you should brilliant joke you’re telling the truth aren’t you I wouldn’t lie so what about man united what have they won let’s just say they’ve only won one League Cup in the last 6 Years love that this season is your best season ever

Okay what did we win this season you won the Premier League FA Cup and Champions League hold on did you say the Champions League we’re champions of Europe yeah Premier League FA Cup champions league we won the treble yeah yes yeah careful you don’t want to go back to the coma

It’s good but we are Man City something bad must have happened this is too good to be true well you are currently being charged by Financial fair play 115 charges to be exact oh God so we could get relegated again I don’t know oh and your dog died that’s all right we’re

Champions of Europe and your wife left you that’s all right we’re champions of left me for who for me you you’re meant to be my best friend well we never thought you’d ever wake up so we just got together what oh sorry mate I’ve got

To shoot I’ve got to pick the kids up from school you had kids with my wife too oh get me back back to losing 81 to middles bro I don’t care anymore man put me back in the coma put me back in the coma get me back in the bloody

Coma hell Madrid what happened you’ve been in the 5year coma last thing I remember it was 2018 and we just beat Liverpool in the Champions League final to make it three in a row that did happen my goat Ronaldo winning his fourth Champions League I bet he’s won

More in the last 5 years is he nope what we Real Madrid haven’t won another Champions League yeah you have but Ronaldo hasn’t he’s not dead is he no he left Real Madrid to go where Juventus for 100 million euros P clo sorry is he still at Juventus no he’s in Saudi

Arabia now Saudi Arabia huh everyone’s going Saudi Arabia even Benzema benzema’s left as well see no and Zinedine zidan left 5 days after the Champions League final in 2018 and zidan and casemiro Bale and marello have left as well who’s left you have sign Drew Bingham though who he would have been 15

Years old in 2018 who’s our manager now Carlo an chelotti but zidan did come back in 2021 my God so how many laas have we won in the last 5 years Barcelona won it again in 2019 backto back winners no then Real Madrid in 2020 D then Madrid in

2021 sorry I was meant to say Atletico Madrid in 2021 you went troph for this That season then you won it in 2022 then Barcelona won it last season bloody hell what about the Champions League you got knocked out by Ajax in the round of 16 in 2019 then knocked out

By Man City in the round of 16 in 2020 huh then knocked out by Chelsea in the semi-finals in 2021 then you won the 2022 Champions League final beating Liverpool again congratulations back on our perch so who did we beat in 2023 you faed man city in

The semi-finals see first eg it was 1-1 at the burn Bell oh bugger they got an away goal the away goals rule doesn’t exist anymore mhm then at the ety had Man City beat you 40 what and they went on to win the treble damn damn damn do

You want some good news to end the video though yeah you won the lottery how much €30 €300 million what yep I’m a rich a very rich one see see see see who’s that at the door go let them in then see Madrid Madrid Madrid Dad congratulations on the massive lottery win I finally brought the milk home I think he’s dead I better look after the money now glaas what in the mamadu Sako happened you’ve been in an 8year coma last thing I remember it was October 2015 and Brendan Rogers just got sacked yep so

Who did we get into to replace him Sam allise Steve Bruce Roy Hudson no you got Jurgen klopp as your new manager what oh I’ve always loved him but I bet even he couldn’t win us a league title well you got 97 points in 2019 19 we won the league in

2019 Man City got 98 points then you got 99 points in 2020 but the league nearly got shut down cuz of Co what long story we must have won the league that year yeah number 19 finally yes what about the next season Aston Villa beat you 72 you’re a joker you are so

Funny you’re not joking are you nope but you did finish third 2022 must have been better you got 92 points so we’ve got the same amount of titles as many United Yes Man City got 993 points oh bloody lell so what have we actually won in the

Last eight years one Premier League one Champions League one FA Cup one caribo cup one super cup and one Club World Cup we’re back actually you nearly won the quadruple in 2022 okay then tell me about 2023 surely we must have won everything you beat Bournemouth 90 we’re

Warming up then you beat man united 70 even bloody better but also lost to man united Arsenal Nottingham Forest Leeds Brighton brenford wolves Bournemouth and Man City what in the Joe Allen happened to us that year oh and Real Madrid beat you 62 on aggregate in the Champions

League round of 16 6’2 they also beat you in the Champions League final in 2018 and 20122 well maybe we’ll meet him in the Champions League final in 2024 you know what they say third times a charm unfortunately next season oh no not the Europa League someone turn off my life support machine

Put me back turn it off plug it off the plug Dam it a mate you’ve been in a one-year coma last thing I remember it was late 2022 and TCO scored a hattick please tell me we won the Saudi pro league in 2223 no who won Al itad what a joke sorry bro

Have we won any Saudi pro league since we won it in 2019 well Al n won it in 2019 then Al Hal won the free p and then as I just said Al ity had won it last year yeah of course Al Hal win it on a

Regular do you know what one day we will be the best team signing the best players in history what well something kind of happened in the last year regarding the transfers yeah what happened some of the world’s best players came over to Saudi Arabia really what for for footballing reasons for the

Money mate come on all right who came to Saudi Arabia then Al Hal signed Neymar excuse me c Malcolm Ruben NES mitovich Savage Banu and kulali that’s another title for Al Halen then Al it had signed fabino jot from Celtic L Felipe Benzema and and Goa Conte w’t winning anything

Anytime soon cool I’ve got a look at a list for this one Al Ali signed gabri viar mahrez ianz St maximan Edward Mendy kessie demel and Bobby firminho Saudi pro league is next level and outa signed Jordan Henderson Demari gray waldom Jack Henry and Musa dembar and Steven Gerald

Is their manager so Liverpool’s best Midfield from 2019 to 2020 are now in Saudi Arabia yeah and then al-shabab signed yanet Carrasco unbelievable and there were also rejected deals for Mo Salah Leo Messi mbappe Z Bernard Silva Su Lukaku hunging son and mo as well man Messi nearly came to Saudi Arabia yeah

He did all right but you ain’t told me who Al a sign Al a sign otavio sadio Mane the Porte for bovich and Alex teres do you know what decent signings but is that enough to go up against Al Hala and Al IAD but it was enough for you to win

Your first Arab Club Championship cup whoa hold on we won it what I forgot to tell you in December 2022 you signed Cristiano Ronaldo bro binging all the jokes out well Bros back in his Kaa yo what happened you’ve been in a coma last thing I remember it was 2013 and we

Just won the Premier League yep so how many more League titles did we win 6 7 8 zero okay well we’re massive in Europe we must have won at least one Champions League zero well at least Liverpool is still crap right they’ve won every major trophy available to them what about Man

City surely that Aguero goal was their only success since 2013 Man City have won six Premier Leagues one Champions League two fa cups and six League cups oh oh my god well at least we still got our treble Man City just won the treble I’m going back to my

Coma yo what’s going on you’ve been in the coma for 15 years last thing I remember it was 2008 and we just beat Chelsea in the League Cup Final yep so how many more trophies have you won since then zero that’s a joke right no

But you did finish third in a two- horse race who won the league that year Leicester city Leicester city won a premier league before us yeah well West Ham are still crap right they just won a European trophy o what about Arsenal they haven’t won the league have they no

They just finished second in a one horse race hold on you lied we have won a trophy we won the AI Cup in 2019 that’s like winning a bronze medal in an egg and Spoon race on your year six sports day just turn my life support

Off see pass you’ve been in a 12E coma my friend 2023 now how did I get in a coma I’ll tell you at the end okay well last thing I remember it was May 2011 and liil just won leager they did mate I don’t think PSG are ever going to win

Leager again well actually a lot has happened since 2011 mate the last time was in 1994 in June 2011 Qatar Sports investment acquired a majority stake in PSG all right so we got a bit of investment yeah from Qatar arent so in that case I’m guessing that we won the

League o in 2011 2012 yeah no mon perier did and you come second well that money done a load of good then didn’t it but in March 2012 QSI became the sole owner of PSG and you became one of the richest clubs in the world rich rich rich rich

Rich bro so we must have won some leagues in the next 10 years then right you won it in 2013 14 15 and 16 four in a row bloody coma made me miss it then won it in 2017 but you won it in 18 19 and

20 they won it in 2021 yeah that’s fine you got to let other people out a go sometimes Ain you then you won it back to back in 2022 and 23 we are League o well other countries do call it a farmers League now other countries can

Off also France won the World Cup in 2018 in France we’re world champions let well not anymore cuz you lost the last World Cup Final in 2022 against Argentina what a surprise let me guess Lion Messi was probably involved he you’ve not even asked who PSG have

Signed in the last 12 years then sign Javier past store Edison Cavani and Thiago Silva worldclass players playing for PSG you also signed Ibrahimovic we got god well not anymore David Luiz Di Maria yeah then in 2017 you broke the world transfer record €222 million EUR for Neymar what the young kid from

Santos well he actually moved to Barcelona and was one of the best players in the world wow and then you signed a kid called Killian mbapp eventually €80 million EUR mbappe in 2011 he would have been about 12 years old and right now he’s one of if not the

Best player in the world world he also scored a hattick in the World Cup final Mercy mbapp there’s more signings more two signings that might excite you Sergio Ramos in 2021 huge signing and then the biggest of them all you signed Lionel Messi I need a moment I just need a little moment

Okay but everyone who I’ve mentioned is either retired or left by now yeah but that’s okay because with them sort of players we must have been swimming in Champions League trophies none you got to be joking me no you got to the Champions League final in 2020 but lost

1 nil against Bayern Munich God and you bought the Champions League round of against Barcelona thring it up in the first leg then you lose 6’5 on aggregate how’s that even possible everyone’s still trying to figure that one out mate okay well now’s the time to tell me how

I got in this coma okay well you were watching something xrated on your laptop and your mom walked in and caught you my mom caught me obviously it surprised you so you jumped up you hit your head and you went into a coma so my Mom saw me

Knocked out with my Ting Ling Ling out we all did Neighbors ambulance police n and Granddad never leaving the house ever again Ronald oh it’s been 21 long years you’ve been in the coma last thing I remember it was the 2002 World Cup when we were in the final against Germany

Yeah that happened please tell me we won the World Cup you won 2-0 yes I mean why am I surprised it’s only Germany and we’re Brazil who scored Ronaldo scored a brace he is the greatest of all time well I need to go and get the Ronaldo

Haircut ASAP two years later you won the coper America and you also won it in 2007 and 2019 again Sim and then Argentina beat you in 2021 current holders B Argentina well I want to know about the big trophies now we just won the World Cup it has been 21 years

That’s five World Cups we’re Brazil We Are the World Cup in the 2006 World Cup you got knocked out in the quarterfinals against France then in the 2010 World Cup you got knocked out in the quarterfinals against the Netherlands then the 2014 World Cup was held in

Brazil so we were playing in our back Garden surely were Champions and you played Germany in the semi-finals and just like 2002 we beat them they beat you 71 huh then in the 2018 World Cup you got knocked out in the quarterfinals against Belgium and finally in the 2022 World

Cup you got knocked out in the quarterfinals against Croatia yeah sorry mate so we’ve not even made a World Cup final no in 21 years no World Cup final and we were knocked out in the quarterfinals every time other than Germany yep tell me who won the World

Cup in 2022 Argentina won the World Cup but at least your players can dance really well every cloud Day what happened you tripped and fell into a coma whilst running a bar last thing I remember it was Friday the 11th of August and we just agreed a deal to sign ciso what you laughing at oh nothing nothing well and share the joke because we’ll see who’s laughing when we

Win the League this year we needed a six we got a six Moes kaiso turned the Liverpool down no we’re Liverpool Football Club No One turns us down he’s gone to another club all right who did he go to then Chelsea Chelsea the the mid-table mandms

Yeah the 12th Place blue scum indeed I have always hated Chelsea but even more now who did we get instead of coo you agreed the deal to sign Lavia we went back in for Lavia decent player I’ll take that but then he chose to go to

Another club too which club did he go to Chelsea I think we might have new mid-table mandms at the end of this season me v he’s having a party what happened you’ve been in a 7-year coma last thing I remember was winning in the Premier League but that was probably a

Dream no that was real yes so what else did we win you won the FA Cup in 2021 little Leicester city done all that yep so tell me about last season I bet we’re playing Champions League football next year right you’re playing championship football next year you little Joker

You you’re telling the truth aren’t you you’re going to plyy guo away Deon pasties at half time just put vuler in my drip right now what in the Manfield is going on you’ve been in a 10-year coma last thing I remember it was 2013 and we just finished seventh in the conference

Premere well it’s called the national league now but yeah that’s right so what happened next you got promoted to the League 2 the following year you mean we’re not playing Gates head or kider harriers anymore definitely not yes oh yeah watch your head mate so what happened after that then looking at the

State of our club probably relegated back to the National League or whatever it’s called well he did spend four years in League 2 yeah and then back down to play mfield town no you went up to play Portsmouth Charon and and Sunderland oh my God hold on Sunderland got relegated

All the way to League 1 yes they did so go on then tell me about Watford what did they do in 2013 well Troy de scored the last minute winner against Leicester to send them to the Championship Playoff final yeah then they lost to Crystal Palace in the final Hornets with no

Sting are we still at Kenna Earth Road yep the back Garden is still open for business right come on give me the bad news this is all too good for a club like Luton we never have this amount of luck you spent one season in League one

M then got promoted to the championship oh my God you got into the playoffs last year yeah and beat Sunderland to get to the playoff final we were one game away from the Premier League you faced comry in the final and then you lost obviously one on penalties H we’re in the Premier

League yep I can’t believe I get to watch little Luton Town in the Premier League the likes of Kevin De bruyne Mo Salah Harry Kane and Marcus rashford will be at kennworth road I don’t know who any of those people are but yeah oh you okay well it looks like you won’t be

Watching little luten town in the Premier League to what happened you’ve been in a 17-year coma last thing I remember it was the 2006 World Cup final and zenine zadan just got sent off for headbutting materazzi that’s true did he headbutt me too and put me in a Kuma no so did we

Win the World Cup final you won 5-3 on penalties but a lot has happened in the last 17 years tell me did we do the World Cup and Euro double in 2008 nope you were knocked out by Spain in the quarterfinal and they won the Euros that

Year then in the 2010 World Cup you got knocked out in the group stages what but we were defending Champions you drew with Paraguay New Zealand and lost to Slovakia you finished bottom of the group disgusting then you lost 4-0 to Spain in the Euro 2012 final no and then

You got knocked TI in the group stages again in the 2014 World Cup M endo and in the game against Uruguay keeni got eaten by what a lion by a Louis Suarez huh don’t worry you qualified for Euro 2016 though 50 games unbeaten in qualifiers yes then got knocked out by

Germany in the quarterfinals okay tell me about the World Cup 2018 you had a playoff game against Sweden to get into the World Cup see and lost 1 nil on aggregate rewind we didn’t qualify for the World Cup nope first time since 1958 do you want some good news though

What good news oh we reached the Euro 2020 final like I’m going to believe that you did reach the final what well it was in 2021 no it couldn’t have been it’s every four years coid 19 co9 H long story short you beat England on e and won the Euros we’re European Champions

Yep Champion congrats mate gladia so how do we do in the 2022 World Cup you got to the playoffs again and lost 1 n to North Macedonia you’re telling me that we didn’t make the World Cup again nope and we lost to North Macedonia but who the hell are L sp

Sp I’ll leave you to it come down for dinner when you’re ready what’s for dinner man pineapple pizza probably worse than missing out on a World Cup to be honest what in the Steve Bruce is happening to me you’ve been in a coma for nearly 2 years last thing I remember

It was October the 1st 2021 and we still hadn’t won a game in the Premier League yeah just as I thought then Steve Bruce got us relegated don’t worry I’ve made peace with playing milw and luten town well you will be playing luten Town great in the Premier League you stayed

Up he kept us up yes well he didn’t keep you up who did Eddie how we got rid of Steve Bruce yes I don’t know why I’m cheering though we still got Mike Ashley Mike Ashley is gone hold on ow why’ you snap yourself for just making sure that

I’m actually awake he’s gone so who replaced him the Saudi public investment fund the Saudi public investment fund how much are they worth let’s just say you have pretty much unlimited money we’re richer than Man City PSG you’re the richest club in the world oh my God

So who did we sign your first two signers were Kieran trippier and Chris Wood we got wood I think every single Newcastle fan has got wood right now so what happened to them mackam they made the play of semi-finals then got knocked out against Luton I love them orange

Buggers what about them smoggies they made the playoff semi-finals and got knocked out against centry I love the color sky blue tell me about Newcastle last season then well you spent the majority of the season in top four and then we probably bottled it and Arsenal

Got the fourth spot well two words in that sentence were actually true but you actually finished fourth we’re in the Champions League yep the champion congratulations come on so what other good news have you got did we win any trophies well I’ve actually got some

News on your mom oh no what no it’s good she’s having a baby what how’s that good she’s 65 years old and she left my dad years ago who’s the dad it’s me huh you disgusting little it was a one night thing she’s 65 but she is a mil We Got

Married Too you were my friend I was but now technically I’m your dad oh my God no Cal down for dinner when you’re Ready je H what happened great Granddad you’ve been in a 57e coma so it’s not 1966 anymore no it’s 2023 I remember Jeff HST scoring the goal to win England the World Cup at wemy against West Germany I believe that did happen you’re my great grandson I am tell me grandson what

Happened to West Germany after we dismantled them in 1966 well they won the World Cups in 1974 and 1990 you’re getting all this information from that device what is this device it’s a phone telephone where’s the ringly bits it’s been 57 years times have changed but West Germany did disappear in 1990

Hallelujah but reunified with East Germany and became Germany again what and won Another World Cup in 2014 what a flipping joke right no more about Germany let’s talk about the world champions of 1966 England what do you want to know well have you won anything

Else in the last 57 years yes they have yes I knew we’d be the best in the world what did we win we won the Euros the Euros I think it used to be called the European nations Cup champions of Eur or and we reached the World Cup final oh

Show me some pictures of the boys I’m so proud hold on here we go now that is lovely the men that the wise celebrate with the trophy too now show me the players no they are the winners don’t be stupid great Grandad the women won the Euros women play professional football

Again yeah and they did what the men couldn’t do win stuck in his ways e messy is the goat H you’ve been in an 8-year coma what but it was 2015 and I was watching The Copper America final against Chile what the hell yeah I must

Have fed into my comr at full time it was nil nil it was and then it went to extra time and penalties and you lost on penalties what well what about the next cuper America you played Chile again in the 2016 final see and lost 4-2 on

Penalties oh just get me back in my coma wait what you haven’t heard what else has happened in the last 8 years go on in the 2019 cup of America you finished third B and in the 2018 World Cup you got knocked out by France in the round

Of 16 I’m never going to see Argentina win a major trophy in my lifetime am I well and I feel bad for Messi the goat without a major trophy asaros do you want to talk about the 2021 coper America not really you played Brazil in the final this time oh great another

Loss on penalties was it Di Maria scored in the 22nd minute to make it 1 n then Neymar equalized got a hatrick maybe no you won 1 nil copper America Champions what are you okay no I feel like I’m dreaming then there was the 2022 World

Cup oh P for all P for you lost your opening game against Saudi Arabia oh no but then beat Mexico and poen to go through thank God I was about to put my head down the toilet yeah I wouldn’t I forgot to flush that’s why I can smell you knocked out Australia in

The round of 16 mhm then beat Netherlands on penalties in the quarterfinals keep going fac Croatia in the semi-finals and this is where it ends and beat them 3-0 we got to the World Cup final you did against France France oh no you went 2 N up in the

First half Messi and Di Maria then it got to the 80th minute mhm and KY and mbapp scored two goals in 2 minutes 22 mbappe the kid from Monaco I always sign him on FIFA career mode he’s got loads of potential he’s one of the best

Players in the world now go on in extra time Messi scored to make it 3-2 but then mbapp scores a penalty hatrick I’m selling him on FIFA 16 did it go penalties yeah Give It To Me Argentina won 4-2 on penalties we will Champions yeah O Messi is the go that’s it mate

Definitely a happy into a coma video yep is that a baby I can hear ah yeah whose baby mine you had a baby with who oh you’re awake you and my wife it was just a one night thing my sperm must be the goat like messy he didn’t take that well did he

I’m not what a you’re finally awake from your coma then last thing I remember was watching the Champions League semi-final second leg against Tottenham we were three and in up on aggregate at half time yeah about that mate n no no no no tell me about the Champions League final

That we obviously got to at the end I want to know what’s happened to Ajax in the last four years well there’s been a lot of change your two main players Frankie D young and deit left in the summer of 2019 right not too happy about

That then in 2020 you lost Van de bake and zet all of our big time players leaving but it was always going to happen waser it and in 2021 you lost Davin nees and 2022 you lost Anthony LeAndre Martinez and Eric ten hog what the hell man I don’t remember Anthony

And Martinez playing for us but ten hog I spine ripped apart in the space of 4 years where Martinez and Anthony joined in 2019 and 2020 did we replace anyone yeah with players such as graen Burch Timba Kudos and Edson Alvarez but most of your talented arrivals or players

With huge potential have gone onto the Premier League or bigger clubs we are big we are ax okay we’ve won the most ER Devas in history how many more have we won in the last four years well you won it in 2019 then in 2020 it was abandoned

Abandon why it was the co 19 pandemic the water CL demic 19 what you need a separate video for that one but you won title in 2021 and 2022 man what about 2023 fire excuse me you came third Europa League qualifying Europa League we should be in the Champions League

Finals like we were in 2019 yeah mate let me tell you about that now go on then I’m ready it was 3-0 at Hal time then in the second half Lucas Mo scored two goals 32 an aggregate bam we’re still through to the Champions League final thank you very much then he scored

In the 96th minute hattrick hold on 33 away goals you bottled the semi-finals a Barcelona bottled a 3-nil lead in the semi-final second leg against Liverpool so don’t worry you’re not on your own oh we need to get back in the Champions League this season and win back our era

De title unfortunately mate it’s going to be a little bit difficult why is it going to be hard work like I said earlier we’re ax after six games you’re currently 16th in Era deiz I’m leaving wa where you going into Amsterdam to get mashed up in a cafe I’ll be Snoop Dog

For the foreseeable future bye he’s really hurt he’s really really hurt champions of Europe you’ll never seen that what’s occurring you’ve been in a 2-year coma I must have knocked myself out celebrating that Champions League win against Man City they’ll never win it will they well what’s

Happened in the last two years Roman Abramovic left and a guy called Todd boddi took over please tell me he’s a billionaire yeah thank god what happened in the 2122 season Lukaku come back you became world champions you lost twice against Liverpool on penalties in the FA

Cup and caribo Cup finals and you finished third and last season what other Trophies did we win none nah but it’s Thomas Tel he’s a winner he got sacked was replaced by gr and Potter from Brighton I don’t understand then you spent nearly 600 million in the summer and winter transfer windows and

Won nothing well hopefully we start again and win a Champions League next season you finished 12th in the Premier League oh we’re bloody Banner Club again what in the Kaka happened you’ve been in a 2-hour coma last thing I remember it was 2005 halime in the Champions League final against Liverpool

And we were winning 3-0 yeah well obviously we won the Champions League after that there’s no chance that Liverpool team could come back well well what in the 54th minute Gerard scored that’s fine I’ll take a 3-1 then SMA scored 2 minutes later it’s a little

Squeaky bum time but I’ll take a 3-2 as well then 4 minutes later you gave away a penalty oh for God’s sake and saved it yes I knew we’d be champions of Europe again but chabby Alonzo scored the rebound 33 yeah what happened after that you went to extra time and chevchenko

Yeah nearly scored but dck saved to go to penalties did we win on penalties Liverpool won on penalties we bottled the Champions League final and he’s back in his coma versus p 11 long years you’ve been in a coma my friend my last memory was 2012 Thomas M just scored a header in

The 83rd minute to go one n up in the Champions League final against Chelsea that did happen and we obviously won the Champions League that year I love a last minute goal but there was another late goal scored with a header in the game don’t tell me Mario Gomez did

Drba flipping now then the game went to extra time and drba gave away a penalty yes who scored it ion Robin missed it just tell me what happened in the game okay it went penalties and Drogba scored the penalty to win the champions league for Chelsea I hate drba but you did win

The Champions League in 2013 against Dortmund oh I love it and in 2020 against PSG hold on I’ve missed us win two Champions Leagues yep maybe you won’t go skydiving again talking about Dortmund they won the Bundesliga in 2011 and 2012 please tell me they didn’t make

It a hatrick they didn’t you won it in 2013 oh and you signed lowski from Dortmund in 2014 yeah and won it again in 2014 yeah and Germany won the World Cup in 2014 yeah and then went on to win the Bundesliga in 2015 16 17 18 19 20 oh and

You won the sex two port in 2020 I feel like I’ve just had yeah thank you I don’t need to know that so our Bundesliga run ended in 2020 no you won it in 21 and 22 and what about 23 well bruo Dortmund were top of the league on

The final day on 70 points and US 68 points long story short Dortmund could only draw the game and Jamal Musa scored a late goal to win the game for Bayern who are you wouldn’t know him he would have been 9 years old in 2012 so I know

I’ve been in the coma but my MTH is pretty good we’re both won 71 points who won won the title Bayern munion on goal difference Dan Bayern mun yo you right mate verus P huh my last memory was 2012 Thomas M just scored a header in the

83rd minute to go one n up in the Champions League final against Chelsea oh no he’s in a coma Cycle you’ve been in a 17-year coma mate it was 2006 and we just won Ser R for the second year in a row mhm what are you comfortable yeah I think so you might want to brace yourself for this news just tell me the news you got

Relegated to Siri B in 2006 off you did how can the Champions get relegated you participated in match fixing corruption illegal betting paying referees corruption did we keep our title no that was awarded to Inter Milan what about the previous serr season title they stripped you off that one too no winner

That year M that you also had a 30 point deduction in your first season in Seri B no but then it got reduced to nine points thank you and you were promoted at the first time of asking oh and I forgot to say Italy won the World Cup in

2006 come on so what else has Juventus won any Champions Leagues no not even won no Champions Leagues Ser titles after 2006 Inter Milan won it in 07 08 09 and 10 four times in a row well technically five because of your cheating and relegation AC Milan won it

In 2011 M then Juventus won it in 2012 we back and it wasn’t stripped this time no then you won it again in 2013 14 15 16 177 18 19 and 20 what the nine times in a row then Inter Milan and AC Milan won it in 2021 and 2022 what happened

Last season you finished fourth Champions League yeah until you were deducted 15 points what then that turned into 10 points but for this time something to do with your budgets during the co 19 pandemic the what pandemic don’t worry so in the end you finished seventh and qualified for the Europa

Conference League which is it’s a new European competition well I guess some Europe is better than no Europe then they kicked you out of the UEFA conference league as well so no European competition nope and we’re in trouble again yeah what’s that smell I just myself why Juventus made me do it I

Think you better go to the bathroom and clean yourself up what in the T on re going on you’ve been in the 19-year coma last thing I remember was Patrick Vieira lifting the Premier League and going Invincible that’s true oh my God we’re the best team in the world did we ever replace

Patrick Vieira by the way some people say Thomas party was a replacement was he any good well he’s more Thomas gathering at the moment to be honest what major trophies have we won then I guess we’re the Emirates and it was built to win five fa cups yeah that’s it

Yeah you’re chatting absolute rubbish we were just Invincible we must have won a Champions League nope what what what did we do in the Champions League then lost to Barcelona in the Champions League final in 2006 all my days and 102 I didn’t ask for the time no you lost 102

On aggregate to Bayern Munich oh no so what happened to arson Winger is the goat still about no your manager is now Mikel artetta the guy who plays for Rangers well he’s played for Everton and Arsenal too what’s he like let’s just say the process is still process essing

So tell me about Tottenham North London isn’t white is it they’ve got arguably the best stadium in the world yeah but they haven’t won a trophy in 15 years Spurs are still the same then but to be fair Arsenal aren’t known for winning much in the last 19 years well what are

We actually known for these days probably aftv AFV Arsenal fan TV long story I’ll show you on YouTube what’s YouTube you’ve got a lot to learn okay so we failed in the Champions League but we must have delivered in the Premier League well last season arsenal were top

Of the league for 248 days oh my God and no team has never been top for that long without winning The League champion and then you I had a baby but how I’ve been in a coma does it still work no Arsenal how can a football club get pregnant you bottled the Premier

League that’s impossible we’re Invincible tiar on re Patrick Vieira Robert pz Dennis bur camp we are Arsenal you finished second in a one horse race oh my God can my life get any worse well your cat died no not Mr Kitty Cat canoe he was meant to live forever well

Unfortunately like Arsenal he went from invincible to Invisible I’m sorry so we bought the Premier League we’re crapp in Europe the only major trophies we’ve won in 19 years are five fa cups and kitty cat Cano died oh get out man I’m done I’m done here man no not Kitty Kat

Can I’m forever blowing bubbles what the hell happened you’ve been in a 12year coma well the last thing I remember it was 2011 and we got relegated from the Premier League again yeah alongside Blackpool and Birmingham city so did abam Grant get us back in one season no

Bloody hell but Sam adise did oh I love big Sam did he keep us in the Premier League yeah he did then he left in 2015 who took over after that slav bit David Moyes Manuel pedrini and David Moyes hold on there’s two David Moyes are you

Sure I’m the one with the coma no he took over for 6 months and then came back right I need to go see the bowling ground it’s been 12 years yeah about that what it’s gone gone gone gone gone no more Stadium nope now it’s just

Sandra having a dump in one of the houses I didn’t think it would happen all this talk about the Olympic Stadium did we move there in the end yeah oh well tell me about milw then still the same still scum that’s good then what about Tottenham they were in the

Champions League League final in 2019 and lost 2-0 to Liverpool have they won any more trophies since 2008 no even better I don’t know why I’m laughing though we haven’t won a trophy since 1980 and the European Cup Final in my dreams well you actually reached the

Europa League semi-finals in 2022 no way and then lost to Frankfurt obviously then you reached the European Final in 2023 yeah and you won you’re joking no you beat Fiorentina to win the Europa conference League what the hell was a conference league is that some kind of preseason trophy oh actually they say

It’s a major Trophy West Ham are European Champions yes well man city are actually European Champions but whatever makes you happy okay this is all too good for a club like West Ham give me the bad news you just sold rice to Arsenal huh Arsenal’s now a supermarket

No Dean rice he was your best player rice well you’d have to show me on Facebook oh and your dad died what no how he got ran over my God who ran him over I hope they’re still in jail it was you me he was on his way back from the

Shops cross the road you hit him and also knocked yourself out hence why you’ve been in a coma so I killed my own dad yeah no M I’m sorry to burst your bubble see you later I don’t want to blow bubbles anymore man get out get out Missy what happened you’ve been in

An 8year coma well doctor last thing I remember it was 2015 and Barcelona had just won the treble see we arguably had the greatest front free Messi Suarez and Neymar MSN you did did Neymar left in 2017 left to go where PSG and Suarez he joined Atletico Madrid in 2020 he joined

A bloody rival see I don’t even need to ask about Messi he’s a onean club like poor and Maldini Messi left in 2021 Barcelona let the goat out the gate see to go where PSG but now he’s at inter Miami hold on Inter Milan moved to Miami

No it’s a newer team in the MLS I hate Paris never liked Disneyland well Paris did beat you 4-0 in the first leg of a Champions League tie in 2017 I hate him even more now but then you came back to win 65 on agre meon Club I love Paris

How many more Champions Leagues did we win then none you what you beat Roma 4-1 in the first leg of the quarterfinals in 2018 mhm then they beat you 3-0 and one on the away goes stop then the next year in 2019 you beat Liverpool 3-0 in the

First leg of the semi-finals what then they beat you 4-0 at anfield oh and in 2020 during Co during what long story Bayern Munich beat you 82 in the quarterfinals am I hearing this right because I can’t believe my ears and you finished that season trophyless I’m shaking you also played

In the Europa League last season I’m going to be sick get me a bin but you did win La Liga we’re Champions yep chavy LED you to the title ch he came back to play for us no he’s your manager yes congratulations oh there you go

Finally some good news to end the coma video oh there was one thing your wife asked me to let you know that she’s left you for a real Madrid fan excuse me you’ve been with my wife see and your wife okay see you in a few

Years few years yeah I po something in your IV to take you back to your coma you Absol glas for the wife adios watch