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    Sam Hyde and Nick GO OFF on INSANE House Listings
    Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort look at INSANE house listings on the Perfect Guy Life or PGL Podcast

    Hello everyone it’s me Chris from the show it’s me Chris from the show I’m not going to be will not be joined by Nick tonight it’ll just be me I will be reviewing the houses and answering all the chats all myself I’m just kidding we have some

    Show and Tell tonight though some cool we’re it’s pretty cool Nick’s grabbing something right now but it’s pretty cool what we’re showing tonight you wouldn’t believe it you would not believe it how’s everybody doing tonight good how’s y audio audio is good yeah cool make sure to like the stream share

    It submissions are open get to type in if you have a house or a question I’m drinking a Sprite tonight I’m trying to I’m trying to speed up the the pre-diabetes that I have we’re getting uh yeah we’re we’re just trying to we’re trying to speedrun diabetes I am at

    Least because in the future when uh healthc care gets better and I live to 12 I’m not going to want to live till 120 yeah you are Chris oh yes you are Chris oh what’s that oh W it’s an Italian thing it’s an Italian thing it’s a thing I’ve got an

    Art deco letter box with a missing lid hey everybody hey little out of breath had to run to the car I forgot some stuff we’ll Show and Tell I should have grabbed I should I should have grabb I should have said I should have grabbed it no no it’s okay I like

    Monogrammed things it’s an R it’s a roach all deck it’s for roach keep my thing and I can put all my scuff realtor stickers in here and this is just this is going to be for my weed put my weed in here a that’s a legal put legal weed in

    Here something stupid in it something um but that’s going to go all my weed’s going to go in there got a big container for it and then uh you know people always ask me what should I buy in the Antiques monogram stuff that’s expensive A’s B’s C’s it could be the alphabet antique

    Dealer if your name was Matt and you saw a Big M on top of a box you’d buy it right if your name was vones and you saw a v or if you saw a Neil L Xavier you saw an X or if you saw a signed Neil

    Lindfors piece you’d buy it Adam friedin likes this nice Adam friedland’s a big fan of the uh the smoked glass Neil Lin fors I sold them some came over my house that’s what he picked out I let him pick out everything he wants that’s what he organically picked

    Out um you only very good taste him another tulip shooter it looks like a water pipe it looks like a water pipe for smoking marijuana something that could cloud my lungs please for500 that’s a steel isn’t it150 that’s a steel wow that’s a steel is it uh anyway I

    Wanted to show you guys well uh Italian plastic [ __ ] I know that sounds stupid um this is just like a carrier of some sort it’s Italian plastic Luigi colani suo Italian plastic from the ’90s uh you put [ __ ] in it this stuff’s pretty New Yorkers love that lightweight

    Flyweight made out of uh but I got something better for all of you guys you know we’ve been together for so long now that that uh it’s commitment I’ve started to think about our future it’s commitment time we’ve been together a long time chat and I want you to know

    That I like you more than you know that you might I you might know that I do um I like you more than the last guy did really and I like you even more than the next guy will really yeah wait is this is not what I think it is

    And I like you for as long as I can because I like doing things with you and I hope you like doing things with me I like watching you eat food you like and I hope you like looking at houses that you want to live in with me

    Forever so you do me the honor to make me the happiest man ever will you Mar me yeah yes yes I will yeah guys I bought it in engagement ring today for someone for some lucky fella um check that out um there you go that’s the art deco

    Engagement ring I always tell you to buy I saw one today I saw it the price was right you don’t have to tell your lady what it is one of these so it focuses what’s that you hold your hand yeah like that a little back a little bit back show don’t

    Show your face or cover your face that’s pretty good it’s as good as it’s gonna get that’s as good as it’s GNA get it’s beautiful anyway it’s The Deco Jam right um so I bought this today this is a 14 karat gold 1920s probably like a three

    Karat mine cut diamond no Onyx on the setting just kind of just so a little bit of little bit of little bit of design there you see how it’s raised That’s The Deco ring that’s the one the uh that’s the one the girls love this is the one

    That gets them going guys I paid 300 bucks for it all right whoever needs a ring for that girl 300 bucks no profit all right I’ll mail it to you for free all right you’re getting engaged you want a ring people charge 1,000 bucks for these 700 800 bucks for these this

    Is damn there this is actually better than the one I the first one I bought for my wife um um so yeah I I think I’m just going to buy him when I see him I saw one and I was like that’s exactly what I’ve been

    Telling on the stream um it’s good man it’s it’s just is a decent ring if you got a girl chasing a diamond run Diamond girls are the worst what about lab what about lab grown Diamond lab grown diamonds sounds good right sounds like a rarity yeah get get me in that but it’s

    The same thing it’s it’s the diamonds diamonds um but yeah no anyone uh yeah anyone like I said I I’ll just grab him when I see him I don’t see him too often I saw another one there was another but it wasn’t an engagement ring you need a single solitary diamond for for

    Engagement there was another one that was there wasn’t as good but uh yeah no I saw I just I saw two of them and I was like you know it it rang a bell I got a lot of people hit me up like crazy after that about the diamond [ __ ] yeah that’s

    A picture of it if you can see it from my phone can you see that picture from my phone that’s what it looks like um there you go beautiful and then there’s another one here it’s a size seven by the way in case anyone’s asking that one

    Right there if you wanted that one was two grand okay not bad from the lady that I bought the first one from I know this is whack we’re talking engagement rings but uh um it’s important it is what it is all right um yeah I’m trying

    To get you guys out of jams you know the these are the cases that you’re looking at these are the cases you’re looking for these little old ladies these antiques cases find the one all right cheers I hope you guys are getting engaged man I hope you get married um we

    Got some other gifts too uh I got gifted this uh glow gang FTP shirt from Frank Hassel thank you Frank Hass is very nice hell yeah kind of a rare piece perhaps we got a gift from a fan a a big fan Jeremy fragrance Jeremy fragrance gave us $5,000 worth of

    Fragrances out of the kindness of his heart a Trevon yep uh you want to smell one let’s let’s start let’s start sniffing um Jeremy fragrance said $5,000 worth of fragrance um let’s start out of the kindness of his out of the kindness of his heart literally this one’s called

    Office for men there you go Chris why don’t you to do that cuz you know what you’re an office guy you’re a big fan well we got we got five boxes of the office oh we got this one right here let’s see what else we got Ute knives

    This is this is office for men it still smells like us European it smells like Kevin from the office do you guys like chili oh I spilled my chili this is this is actually from Jerry fragrance this is yes gentleman’s Lounge scented candle interesting this one’s going to smell like a stripper

    I’ll I’ll I’ll take it all right so um yeah how’s your week going guys this smells this smells like office for men does it this is uh this smells like a wh house oh my God this smells like uh this smells like 12 [ __ ] oh my wow w a wood wick

    This which is traditionally it’s got a powdery scent I’m smelling florals powdery this smells this smells like come in my office come in my office come in I’ll see you inside my office you said something again yeah yeah yeah something that rhymes with salt and never

    Mind that smells pretty good I like that it’s got lime it’s got Bohemian lime it’s got um it has Mountain Top well mountain peak it’s got a little mountain peak on it we’ll spray it on this uh this Lumber the lumber yard receipt so it’s got a little BPA kind of

    Not I can smell it’s clean it’s got rock Moss it’s got Pacific Rock Moss I’m smelling notes of Pizza you know what you should be smelling in the middle of this right to cleanse your palette you smell coffee beans to clean your nose off I don’t

    Know if you knew that yeah so I’m going to smell my Espress my D usually I just I smell an old popey’s box usually I smell my armpit nice that’s uh that’s a Chris that that that’s a pretty nice scent for you a nice clean mature scent yeah well

    I mean you know it’s office for men it’s office we got we got three three uh three wax of off oh this is nice this is the one I can tell this already this is the one I want now again Jeremy fragrance thank you Jeremy fragrance thank you we appreciate

    It we’re of course we’re sad we couldn’t get the man himself but I guess this will’ll just have to do for now um what we got here oh we got sampler kits from uh aido from AIO no this is a Kido day for women by I don’t know who

    Three three samples of day for women all right office another stripper candle what do we got all right we got stripper candles wow look at this five wow there a lot of [ __ ] in here holy [ __ ] again it’s $5,000 worth of day for women gentleman’s Lounge fragrance one

    Office yes all right well excellent hey thank you thank you I’m not burning that gentleman’s Lounge candle in here smells too good in here yeah but uhk Jeremy thank you very much um yeah wow that’s awesome that’s so what a day what a day that’s awesome I bought the AIO I have

    The AIO uh the AIO sampler and I’m [ __ ] I wore it today it’s very nice the yakio shit’s pretty I was I they they they do a really good job at Gourmand which is like food scented M it was like a coffee chocolate cocoa hazelnut [ __ ] one and

    It I smell like a Sunday not like cstone that comes it comes from the the the essence comes from the glands of a Pang uh Pengalin yeah yeah yep yep it came from it was Amber grease from from a whales gut yep it’s sustainable yeah look I found $100,000 piece of Amber

    Grease one time in the ocean and I dumped cancer sugar inside my latte so I can be hyper so I can have people speculate that I’m a cokehead um speculations speculations we got retro blue with 28 Canadian dollars hey Nick my coworker keeps going to the bathroom

    Every 10 minutes says he’s going to check to see if the bathroom is functioning what’s he doing in there he’s probably examining the toilets that people put inside his cocaine room who’s the [ __ ] [ __ ] that put these toilets in my Coke room that’s funny [ __ ] he’s probably just like you know smoking some

    Weed yeah me and my boy were in there you know smoking some weed my cocaine room someone put some [ __ ] people are [ __ ] in my cocaine room this guy was washing his hands at the sink in my cocaine room what are you doing in here man pissing me off dude oh that’s funny

    Uh we got Rusty Shackleford with $35 thank you for everything extra money for boring chats I’m getting a CRV in the next few months if I pay 18 to 20K how much should I put into car repairs uh I’m I’ve spent too much time and

    Money at the mechanic for a car I hate currently has a 07 Malibu yeah don’t put any more money to it well what do you mean uh 18 you’re buying just do me a favor guys if you guys if you guys are spending the money this should be one

    Kind of like there is like a move you buy the cheapest CPO car you can afford certified pre-own extend the warranty as as long as you can the factory Honda Honda certified factory warranty China they’re kicking our ass it makes me so sad no one believed me that they

    Were up to something I’ll I’ll never forget the way you looked at me the time I knew you weren’t believing me I’m going to listen to Chinese football now I’m going to listen to a new band Chinese football it’s called probably I probably it’s called probably my teenage feelings uh we got see

    Through F I got to put that song on now uh we got Mike with 28 Canadian hey Nikki uh I’m the Quebec guy who asks about proposing to my girl proud to say proud to say she said yes Nick you really helped me man you’re a French Canadian treasure marriage is coming

    This July congrats congratulations my K my fellow kqu um friend um we in the chat here are going to be all emotional let’s we all digitally invited to your wedding we be there in spirit mhm my teenage feelings and I cry try to wonder I don’t even know that

    The seethrough anyway you guys uh no appreciate it I hope uh I hope you guys are in love forever and you fly away on a Thousand Dreams together and um the satisfaction of your own completions together oh um are are enough to uh Propel you to Eternal happiness how s because it

    Wasn’t for me no no I’m kidding you owe me you owe me man make this [ __ ] work cuz I really believed it was going to I love love too give me a shot um we got Lou skunt with 25 year uh British pounds uh I’m 17 and leaving

    Home so I need a weekend job to support myself while at school guy I know makes 20K a year pressure wash in drives one day a week is there anything similar I can do I only need to make like 15 opening and closing pools uh opening and closing pools and

    Presuma presumably this is in the UK in the UK yes oh if if if yeah yeah maybe drinking bread water yeah cleaning the cegs at the bread water Factory and it um 17 he’s 17 he only needs to make 15,000 lb a year cuz that’s what yeah like 40 nasty

    Estate gardening is pretty good though like um like dirty cleanups mhm flower box seasonal flower boxes I don’t know if you guys do that over there but like planting flowers um being going to a nursery or a garden or a garden center and um like being a back like a Chuck in the

    Truck is what we call it or or man in a truck you can like tell like the ladies that work at a garden center that if anybody buys anything and they want it installed they can take my number and you’ll come install the plants for them it’s basically Landscaping but you’re

    Just a shovel um and you can show up with a shovel and do whatever they want like you supply everything I will come here and I will be a laborer for you um that will get you done and you Bill out at 25 25 [ __ ] it man bill out bill out

    40 bucks an hour 40 quid 40 quid per per hour yeah um is that do for you that’s and then you work backwards you know 15 grand uh you know how to do it um cash but not necessarily gardening and like high-end gardening but like people who just need their [ __ ] cleaned

    Up lugging things to the trash dumpster filling filling up dumpsters of of trash cleanouts rubbish what rubbish rubbish bins large bins bin disposal yeah stuff like that uh but uh I I mean that’s I I did uh like really stupid labor work like I was

    Uh I I had like four little old Italian ladies on top of my Landscaping Route that I would do when I needed money I would call them and tell them I needed money I’ll be like hey I’m closing on a house I need money I’ll do anything

    She’s like well I need my driveway black top and I’d go like your driveway I’d go like black top your driveway for like 300 bucks you’d get quotes for like 550 I do it for like 275 I’ll do it for half yeah and okay cool uh I would do

    Anything though I’d Edge all your beds I just like puff your house out um [ __ ] uh yeah I’m trying to think I’ll a a a dumb laborer is the fastest way a a a laborer for hire and kind of being like I’m the fastest phone call

    Away I will show up and I will do anything I you want me to bring 30 boxes of tile up three floors of stairs three flights of stairs no problem give me 120 bucks it’ll be done in 3 hours that’s a fast way to do it buddy and people like

    That trust me seems like oh no one’s going to pay that everybody will pay that every business owner ever you ever need some dumb grunt work that you can’t ask a waitress to do call me yeah oh you got a shipment of pasta for the year in

    I don’t [ __ ] know Dry Goods in for the year I’ll lug them inside [ __ ] like that um independently uh and just doing that that’s what lugging and truck [ __ ] yeah trying to give you a good enough answer buddy sorry dra Jo a blank yeah uh we got Elijah Heath with 25 bucks Nick

    Advice for starting a landscaping company in North Carolina I’m decent at drumming up new work/ selling installations and design but I’m trash at the book work currently unlicensed and no big tools or trucks I got 20 20K in savings 20K in savings okay you need a truck all right

    Um Facebook Marketplace good logo decent enough logo you can do 99 designs if you want you can do Fiverr you can find a make a make a decent logo that you’re proud of try to be big you know uh or the presence of a large company um nursing

    Homes if you want residential cater to resident high-end residential say the word highend residential you you you can like even like get your fertilizer license put down say you only run a seven step that’s like a big separating Factor like if you’re a landscaping company that

    Runs a four step versus like a I do like eight steps and a Fungicide and I do you know I’m all the way you cannot you cannot be my fertilizer customer unless you agree to do seven steps of fertilizer why because it won’t grow because I’m just going to take your

    Money at four steps and your grass is going to get like 10% better if you do it my way in three years you’re going to be able to [ __ ] have a literal Golf Course really 100% true if I’m wrong I’ll discount it I’ll do it for half

    Price you got to do air rate overseed um become like really good at Turf you know go to the fertilizer school it’s not hard it’s not I mean I was 15 years out of landscaping and I have my grass as [ __ ] mint um just by doing Mad steps

    And I don’t even have irrigation um Facebook Marketplace and like groups and stuff like that getting into like really good neighbors obviously it’s not that easy and especially when the uh Keeping Up With the Jones everybody gets broke so you’re the first bill to get stiffed right

    Um how I used to I I mean I I would go door to door to sites and and work with uh I’d work with Builders and say like who’s doing your finished work sometimes the builders will have their construction workers do landscaping because it’s easy I can do it and say

    Nah let me do it um that kind of [ __ ] drainage doing stupid easy work that’s drainage um that’s sort of like those dumb lug works that are ancillary works that a lot of landscapers end up doing you know millings extra roads to like the fields fence poles uh feeding pens walk things

    Like that like taking down decks demo construction site cleanup sort of like ancillary things power washing uh fertilizer that’s another way to sort of like hone your your your customer base um and then you sort of fire customers as you Rockets you know don’t try to

    Work inside a circle you know make your circle big and then sort of cater your circle to where you make the most money uh we got Kyle with 25 bucks yo Nick I dig the astrays on the store I’m going to grabb one soon also uh what do you

    Think of vintage concert posters I was going to pick up some to decorate the studio love the streams keep doing the damn thing I almost bought a Jimmy Hendricks today I almost bought a Filmore I had a I had a couple of Filmore um what’s the something West the [ __ ] is

    The I have Gary Wexler in my phone the the poster Authority guy he’s the most miserable son of a [ __ ] I’m gonna go into browsing y CH you’re in yep oh theonics sick um is it I’ve had a few of these over the year not none of the the great ones but I

    Almost bought a there’s some some big the these were really really hot a couple years back these Filmore posters um I had a couple Originals Filmore butts yeah fil more butts uh I almost bought a Hendrick today for 375 framed that was original um who does these not third mind who uh

    So you look if their first run or second run there’s a little that logo right there I can’t Wes Wes Wilson that’s what it is the author is oh Bill no bill gram who the [ __ ] is the artist come on dummy second print uni logo the I’m way out Filmore is a Bill

    Gaham Bill Graham yeah Bill Gram’s the artist so I’m so Rusty on this stuff but I had a few these are pretty cool uh and then you get like things I got Nam fish uh posters My Bloody Valentine I had that one yeah I had a my blood that one I

    Actually so I bought this for my wife and I sold it at myh shop cuz just wasn’t that cool but who did it someone uh lindsy [ __ ] yes lindsy [ __ ] see the pencil sign right there oh these are pretty cool it’s neat it is neat yeah um they’re cool

    You know you want them for two figures but everybody says they’re worth five figures so go slow go easy don’t go too crazy in them don’t get sold the story but I mean who’s not going to want a an American football poster oh yeah that be

    Honestly I have one hanging up at Mar Lago over the fire the mantle in the lobby um we got Jacob with 20 bucks hey Nick what’s the best way to get out of credit card debt fast make more money um unfortunately make more money I like the snowball

    Thing last stream you talked about that yeah just like pay the smallest one and the big the next one just keep kind of chalking away um the only way around it is through it man is not like fun to talk about but uh you’re going to take

    An extra job and choke it down bad uh there’s no easy pill there’s no magic ball I had to do it before when I started in the car losing weight what it’s like losing weight it is like losing weight it really really is like 6 months mon of hard work and it

    Will be gone one year it’ll be totally gone and you’ll be like a new man I I’ve choked down 50,000 in credit debt 40 46 and it was brutal I remember after we lost the show and after like I tried to do like antiques fulltime with a store

    And I bought like a lot of stuff and I wasn’t like hyperfocused I was kind of like loose I was just I was running really sloppy and uh I learned my lesson I had a kid and I dug myself out of it I went

    Got a job and it was it was right when I was walking in Mercedes I remember I was so stressed out when I was pissing into the computer to pass the the weed test I was like if I [ __ ] fail this test I’m going to I’m G to [ __ ] end it I’m

    Going to go see gunman I remember being like super nervous um and I got it and then I started I sold the car the first day and then it was like like three months later it was like oh I’m making [ __ ] $155,000 a month cuz I’m working like a

    [ __ ] like a like a hyena yeah and it didn’t bother me and I dug my and every I didn’t even look at my paychecks for like seven months a h eating the balls first in on a carcass yes yeah yeah literally like oh my God balls wow this thing just died these are

    Fresh balls M but I didn’t even look don’t even look at your paycheck just throw them into the abyss and forget food or Smiles like you’re going to eat [ __ ] and leftovers like my buddy John I used to love my buddy John canning he was really

    Funny like I used to eat other everybody else’s lunch leftover I was that guy yeah no problem at all good for you it’s good candy bars eat candy I’d eat mints eat like mints for lunch was for dinner mints yeah you like if you become known in the dealership as the guy who

    Will eat all the leftover food they’ll call it the garbage disposal they’ll be like yo I got some Chinese food I’m like I go wash my mouth off sell a car yeah you can sell a oh I’ll be right in you’re washing your mouth because you wipe yeah yeah um that’s awesome but

    Yeah uh we got Mike again again with the 28 Canadian definitely proud of the Charles reunion 2024 is World Peace year you inspired me to have a family I love you Nick you and Chris are definitely invited to the wedding peace to your family have a long and happy life Mery

    No you too buddy mer my man I hope uh it’ll be wonderful man having kids is the best uh don’t let any don’t let any uh any of these [ __ ] idiots tell you it’s not um I like it and it’s hard it’s not easy it’s challenging that’s what I

    Like so much about it I think um marriage life marriage life kids you know what I mean how many [ __ ] uh you know uh restaurants can you go to how many um hey maybe it’s not for everybody and if you can’t have kids I’m sorry you know if your sperm counts low or

    Whatever I’m sorry about that but I don’t know it gets uh soulless after a while I swear I I don’t care who gets offended or I’m not putting myself on a on a pedestal I just I think kids are decent I don’t think I don’t think

    Having kids is wrong I don’t I don’t give a [ __ ] and it’s not it’s not easy to have kids and you can’t pick the genders and this and that obviously I wanted boys I got two two girls but it’s great it’s all great and uh my daughter’s mad funny of course pay attention

    That’s damn she know what she says what talk to me respect whoa you know that thing that that that crazy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah touch my tit you know that like you show me that yeah yeah that crazy she like thinks that’s she thinks that’s as funny as we do like

    Look at this crackhead lady they arrested yeah that’s awesome yeah talk to me respect and she’s joking she knows how like that it’s funny I was like damn that’s funny that’s that’s yeah so that’s a joke that stff like that so anybody yeah I don’t care uh yeah when

    When I remember when Seth Rogan was talking about like not having kids people are miserable and I was like [ __ ] blow your head off weed like yeah trust me I why not [ __ ] un lovable puke not [ __ ] idea Thief um we got a note on this we get a know on most houses

    Um yeah is it another John stupid classic or did they just run out of money well let’s see uh you can tell if they ran out of money so they bought it for 30 cash this could be a kid like some of you guys no no [ __ ] like this you’re

    Going to start to see these now like this is a this is a run out of money wow that’s not code you can’t do that you can’t run light fixtures inside black pipe I’m pretty sure maybe but I don’t think so with as Virginia you can oh wow galvi cabinets that’s that’s something

    Galvi that’s some redneck Ingenuity and you know the sad part is the layout and like like what’s there is kind of done right like that’s that’s the crazy part like the fact that they thought they were going to pull this off with galvanized Roofing that’s something oh K you you

    Tiled the kick uh kick plates but you [ __ ] uh wow wow moving blankets over the windows that’s an interesting way black pipe in the ceiling left the tape on black pipe around the uh Jesus Christ where for Genie mhm look at this [ __ ] lighting job they tried to do here Jesus Christ so

    Surface amount lighting and through through black heat pipe Penny floor that’s pennies wonderful yeah this guy used every goddamn gimmick he saw on oh look at the at the size of that bathroom Jesus Christ that sh in the abyss wow yeah oh good job guys real nice

    That’s something yo clean work G yo clean yo that work is clean that work is clean I want to do the red the black piping with the leather what yo what are we thinking on the lights ish hey yo ish what are we thinking on the lighting I

    Want to do the the surface mount boxes with the VX wire and then I want to do three drop down cans with the lighting it’s going to pop looks like the like the heat lamps like a hotel breakfast yeah Jesus CHR it’s it’s like American Pickers but like the crackhead wow look

    At the look at the [ __ ] is it a chest freezer yeah it’s probably for deer meat for venison oh yeah of course wow bro this um it’s a shame because the house actually was nice like this this isn’t actually an original built-in this stuff’s all stupid this

    Is this is some John stew this is this is like a sad thing at a flip this is like some guy let his 15-year-old kids flip a house or something it’s under I mean it’s a it’s a $50,000 dwelling it’s in Weirton weird seller will be giving a

    $3,000 concession house is truly one oh you’re representing this as a real house the appliances do not transfer what you’re taking these bad boys back he wants this piece right here that’s what he wants the the one expensive piece and the fridge turn sideways this is [ __ ]

    Something this is like uh you let three dirt like this guy this is a rich guy driving down in a in like a a quarry and he was like there were like three kids riding dirt bikes and they were like yo come here and they like they rode over

    To him and they’re like What’s Up sir and they’re like you guys want to flip a house take your dirt bikes over here here’s 5,000 go ahead and you just let him go nuts so I have some pennies I have some like quick get me 4,000 pennies that’s like 40

    Bucks yeah whoa It’s like this is a that’s like four bucks it’s like $4 I did the floor for $4 let’s see take to cover a 8 by 10 room how many pennies in 800 square F feet there’s the answer right there on is it Reddit yeah that first link how

    Pennies what what no it’s not right 20,000 pennies 20,000 pennies how much is it 200 bucks yeah yeah 200 bucks wow wow that is a cheap floor you got the Metal Militia did a house cool the little the little grommets at the uh at the Motocross park that flip the house so that’s

    Great super great God damn damn um was that’s uh that’s I mean that’s fun that’s just fun kid kids having fun but I mean I’m glad that the that uh Mr you know the Monopoly guy in Weirton Virginia gave the dirt bike kids a shot to flip a

    House all right there’s a note on this one 5635 yeah um star home nice um oh we’re in uh South Carolina yeah um addition addition sagging per owner not confirmed if RV comes with it how many dollars to make it nice Southern Yellow Pine Floors need a need a scuff

    Uh so the what the foundation is sinking the addition is sagging the addition is sagging okay so it’s not it’s not a I mean it’s not good but it’s not a okay so this is this is junk is there a crack there probably yeah bad work God you guys love

    That galvy [ __ ] Roofing out there huh two wood stoves two wood stoves huh you got a little saggy sagging somewhere I mean you basically you Jack the house up with car jacks sh up the footing it’s not it’s a messy nasty job basically what happens is you have a house right

    The house sags let’s just say can you go can you see the can they see the desk or is it no angle no you can’t see the desk no all right so say the house sags right it goes like that right you have to Jack the house back up take out what’s

    Underneath there scratch it down lay in a code tie in or repair the the footing which is wider than the foundation so a footing is wide which is like a flat wide surface 4 feet down 48 inch down and then pour a new wall on top of it

    And then drop it replace the sill drop it back down I mean it’s more complicated than that look up Foundation but that’s basically it so you it’s down you you put a board under like a steel an ie beam and then you jack it up

    Like that so you have a one two three four things holding it right here you’re working underneath a house basically you repair it and put it back down that’s uh that’s a very very stupid that’s a Johnny stupid uh explanation but uh I’m no teacher so

    Um oh I see it yeah no is it is that the back yeah I don’t see it though I mean I I’ve seen him my dad repaired one once he just did one I just watched him do one my dad my dad did the the center of

    The house was falling in so we had to to pick it up we had to build temporary walls in the basement I have pictures of it I have videos of it um you want to see it here I’ll show you my dad just did one did you see that video I sent

    You on Twitter of of the guy getting shot yeah yeah that’s insane that’s like getting shot he doesn’t say anything for like five seconds yeah and then he just falls through the back door right yeah yeah that’s that’s something um here’s here’s the Evidence Officer yeah here’s the evidence here’s

    The video of the guy shooting shooting at me from POV here’s the the POV shot you shot him Ricky you you not sh him yeah I’m going to blow his [ __ ] head off that was that was really something that was really something Chris that was honestly upsetting that kind of ruined

    My KN blew me away thank God we enough guns in our country thank God we’ve got no guns around here um that was was it after Vegas I went in there there yeah no that’s New York son of a [ __ ] I don’t know oh I don’t know I’m

    Trying to show you guys the foundation job but it’s just pictures of it’s just pictures of my ass never mind it’s just pictures of my ass oh here it is my ass here it is so yes this is can you see that that’s a picture of your ass that’s my

    Dad see the foundation all nice and racked out see those are temporary walls they built oh this coward my guy yeah and then this can they see that yeah okay good yeah see this is see that you have to build temporary walls Jack it up set it back down that was that was

    A fun nice easy job yeah that looks horrifying oh look at that that looks horrifying we just did that it’s so B now not an easy job um blow my brains out yeah I know literally uh my dad had to build like you couldn’t go inside he

    Had it was an auction he had to buy it sight unseen uh he’s is not happy about that one my dad made like the worst deal he ever did ever damn mhm is that a Monroe dairy milk bottle it is no it’s uh oakill uh oakill raw milk

    Oh we had from foxal illegal I’m calling the police do you’ve got any coues um we have oh you’re still you’re still going at this house yeah uh and he said he’s not sure if the RV comes with it yeah I’m sure it’s not let me see the

    RV no the RV is not coming with it it’s uh it’s jacked up and proper they’re taking that thing out of there it’s already under contract so it’s gone the the bus get let’s let’s get rid of the [ __ ] 90 rednecks living in my backyard for 318,000 um I like

    Charleston South Carolina but um a it’s under contract so there’s that um how long did it sell for how long did uh it was on for 8 days it’s a pretty hot area a house like that for 300 ,000 at top peak is selling in 8 days huh that’s of

    Note okay they lower the price though uh they bought it for 92 Grand hey Charleston South Carolina’s hot it’s on the it’s on The Wanted list so um yeah I mean just find another one just find one for uh find one for a buck 80 that’s just uh uglier that doesn’t

    Have any like that that they made that house look nice inside so that’s why they got 318 for it I’d rather see you one look shitty inside and get 190 for it uh we have six with 20 bucks hey Nick 18 and got a job at as a porter at

    Mazda one of the big Boston chains hoping to work my way up up to a dealer any quick tips also please for the love God stock more bullicante glass oh bulant yeah there’s one right behind Chris’s head on the left addicted to that [ __ ] right there that gold one no

    The gold one like over over over no the other way that one grab it that’s that’s bubbles suspended bubble break that’s nice it’s heavy heavy duty are you at Quirk Mazda you probably are at Quirk Mazda as a porter he wants to work way up you shouldn’t be you’ll be a

    Porter for three weeks make friends with your best uh make best friends with your used car manager and tell them you want to be a a Salesman right away Mazda did the thing that I I thought they were going to do thank God Mazda’s opening up a specialty line for their smart uh

    Mazda speed uh racing line smart move by Mazda uh or I forget what it’s going to be called it’s going to be called new um new Mazda new Mazda line what’s it called no no no no no no no come on what’s it called I just read about it they’re

    Basically doing like a performance uh line um for like Miata and the small hatch smart move copy Ford do what Ford’s doing ford is positioning themselves like Porsche it’s a good idea it gives the domestic a nice $30,000 option to get some something a little different than the next thing

    Mhm um nice man but yeah now uh let’s see the staff see if there’s anybody I know at Quirk Mazda for you Quirk Quirk yeah quirk’s a quirk’s a monster big uh they’ve been around forever where’s uh work about us meet the team well I want

    To meet the team oh they don’t do it meet the team huh wow our story yeah anyway oh well let’s see what kind of used cars they got in their inventory they doing any funny stuff no one one funny thing any of you guys looking at carb one

    Funny thing look at the uh the used cars that they if they have an abnormal um like say you’re a Mazda dealership and they have like a ton of um Mercedes or they have a ton of uh uh like Lexus you could tell that the general manager understands the uh like another brand

    And he just got there so he buys used car sometimes kind of it’s kind of funny to see but um yeah I don’t know the Mazda product price point is just is just it’s it’s nice and uh they look good what do I want to say it’s a $20,000 Japanese

    Looking car and you don’t look like you’re nuts um I might buy one I I don’t use my truck I might I might I might sell my truck got a buddy who needs it might sell it to him might just get a Mazda cx30 yeah I might literally buy a

    Little cx30 just beat the [ __ ] out of it release one or something [ __ ] it I got no ego we got Tim High dger m with $27 hey Chris and Nick my ex-wife uh washed my wardrobe in two Ines of gutter water now I’m shirtless and restaurants refuse to serve me what

    Are the best plan uh plain t-shirts I can buy to make her jealous what the best plain t-shirts to make her jealous guess [ __ ] I’ll tell you right now shop this t-shirt right here that’s that’s the only she’s going to be jealous as hell cuz you’re going to ask

    Her de out can you build a house yeah hey [ __ ] thanks for ruining my stuff can you build a house I don’t get it current license insurance laps just want to be a front specializing in remodel vinyl flooring tall House and cast iron Sometimes the best idea is a stupid idea

    That is a pocket to you they are in stock or you can get one of the you can get one of these tell you what you’ve been through a little bit of rough why don’t you hit me up you ever heard of Joe Rogan I’ll give you I’ll get hey you

    Buy uh you buy three I’ll give you one free no um I don’t you know what’s honestly weird I do actually have an answer for that I used to wear the v-neck Calvin Klein undershirts I wore them every day for three years um what’s the shirt what’s the that shirt brand

    That that makes fat people look good uh big dog not big dog um a bunch of podcasts are sponsored by it for the name of it oh [ __ ] I used to is there a picture of me somewhere I used to wear uh this one white v-neck shirt

    Everywhere and I look like a compl true classic true Classics ah yes I don’t know we’re not sponsored by them though um yeah I wore the the Calvin Klein v-neck undershirt with like sweat shorts and like I thought it was just okay to dress like that I would wear

    Like Tom’s short short sweatsh shorts and a v-neck undershirt and and a Rolex I thought that would be like enough that’s kind of swaggy it’s swaggishhooligan47 Burger King line before you get the food uh uh yeah before you get the food yeah before Texas roadh house yeah yeah after you

    Get the food at Texas Road House um uh you have throw up sex what and then you have throw up sex yeah you have so full from all the bread yeah you you have a lava you puke lava cake all over your wife’s head like a a mol lava cake

    Black p previs of her back yeah yeah yeah down down the crack of her ass you guys get like you guys get a [ __ ] like a like a a tapeworm level UTI immediately that’s how you yeah that’s how you test the marriage for the right how cool was she when she had a

    Tapeworm from puking lava cake into her why are you flipping out right now it was an accident it’s forever I thought we forever so what I got a little tummy ache [ __ ] funny yeah damn it throw my popy yeah damn um yeah got the same damn blue see see

    How stupid this looks when you try to slam cabinets in there just want to point this out just the the just because you had to get the cabinets up there I don’t mind though like the long L but just see just just note this this would

    Have been so much better built in a box and nothing on the side of it right just agree with me I promise I’m right I know I know it’s annoying but I promise wow the three band uh Haywood Wakefield ret man this is a that’s an expensive sofa right

    There in its day this this little set that’s the good one what’s it the uh did we skip uh yes Pittsburgh yeah the one not that one it’s kind that’s that one that’s the one I’m thinking it is right there yeah there it is pretzel retain look at look at the

    Prices on these look at the prices on this son of a [ __ ] yeah the Paul Frankle the Paul Frankle retan so now now you see it right there the Paul Frankle retan sofa you ever see like that one don’t not all retan that one or the five or

    The four or five that’s the that’s the good one um interesting this is a million dollars this looks like the house I lived in in Venice I’m not [ __ ] around I mean the house that I lived in was like a million it wasn’t this nice

    I how lived in was a piece of [ __ ] this is actually a good layout um the so we’re in oceans side right now yeah oce side let’s just do this one um not on this appropriately priced or fake and gay what would you do to it after purchase if falling in the

    Ladder it’s kind of like done properly so they they think they’re doing like a it’s a new roof it’s uh like all like a brand new roof this house is completely remodeled flipped um I don’t like I’m not a big Oceanside SoCal guy right now um a million eight

    Seems a little tall I do follow some stuff just because I used to live in Venice um so every now and then I’ll just like go take a peek at what I could buy in La I’ve found stuff that I could buy myself that I would live in for like

    A million two a million three that’s nice way nicer than when I was there in 17 like I’m getting almost like I’m getting more house now mhm um for like like 2 million kind of got you nothing MH and now you’re kind of getting something pretty decent in like Silver

    Lake for a million three our friends bought some wild stuff they bought it right though but Oceanside I mean that’s a good area to live in that’s not going to [ __ ] around it’s a good area to live in like location wise I don’t like this

    It did I bet you it sold for they bought it for a million three in 22 7 9 wow yeah no pass too much you’re uh yo this is Sucker Free Sundays doing it for my daughter yo she out here saying Daddy how much money they paying for these house she don’t

    Understand really they’ve been trying to sell this house for two years they’re flipped uh they’re [ __ ] so they probably spent I don’t know 600 Grand they’re probably into it for a million three and they want to make a ton of money yeah uh the money on it million three

    I bet you Zilla will agree with me what Zilla a million eight wow [ __ ] zilla’s very [ __ ] fond of big cities though man you guys I think their their aggregate is like because you have so many they don’t they don’t take it Case by case I don’t I don’t like the way

    They do their math because everything I see is always like that’s exactly right like [ __ ] you [ __ ] you how the hell would you know if it was bought for this and that what did you did the guy did the the theuh analytics guy at Zillow [ __ ] flip this house yeah yeah like

    Oh he’s oh just make it like kind of like 1 8 31.6 so I can throw off the scent [ __ ] you and I’m not a big like zestimate follower but it seems as though every time I like I just use it as like a little bit of a barometer cuz

    In UN in undeveloped unlike gentrified areas the zillow’s always off so well and too low so that being said uh yeah no I don’t I don’t think it’s I think it’s a nice house I think it’s a good area I think it’s too much money I think

    You you live in that you’ll I mean you probably make a good amount of money if you’re considering this I’m sure you’re not a [ __ ] where you’re just buying to buy but the number on it is under a million and a half sorry sorry brah yo braah you’re like 20% too deep inside

    That Barrel you’re about to get pitted dog yo you’re my homie but yeah you’re one of those day one homies yo you’re definitely a day one homie but bro you’re a little too that’s Ben yeah you’re a little too rich right now on that you’re sorry

    18349 bro no man I’m at like4 chill no no dude we are way different you are not going to like the price that I want to pay for this house uh we got six with another 20 bucks ma guy again uh you guess right about the chain um grew up here and enjoyed

    Getting my hometown taken over by them uh get a CX5 turbo I drive a 2023 one and it’s nicer in side than my friend’s cclass methodone mile represent I believe it bro um yeah no I I I like it every time I I look at one I’m like

    Happy uh I like I like I just like the price point I don’t really care like I’m a I’m like a I look at the the the car market like I hate What car what MSRP everybody tried at MSRP and I feel like it was like really responsible for mon

    To stay at like 23 to have a product that was 23 28 32 Grand and they didn’t play that game game and then Honda and Toyota let the rooftops go a little too wonky with the O admu and it’s I think they polluted their base I think they

    Had literally a perfect car company Toyota Honda but when they let the rooftops go three $5,000 over and start to [ __ ] people and put people in Honda like everybody knew you’re supposed to drive a Honda cord but when people started paying 619 a month for a [ __ ] Honda Accord lease because uh rooftops

    Were slamming three to four of admu into it um it just throws them the money way off so uh and they should have had some control over that because Mazda was just sitting there gobbling up their market share and producing a similar rep a repairable cheap car and and even [ __ ]

    Them and they make a better looking car truth be told the their style [ __ ] they got they got it down pad I think the product’s great note on this house in Pittsburgh um hi Sho nice hey what’s up shce shce do you know who uh Barry Lotito is I’m sure you

    Do the guy who ate the plane Michael Lotito this guy he ate this whole plane he’s going to be my uh my antique store’s uh hero he’s G but he’s not it’s going to be Sho I he’s going to eat in a whole antique store he’s going to

    Eatat eat a whole antique store uh but this guy ate this whole plane yeah it took him three years that’s the nuttiest thing ever um why cuz he’s hungry I’m want to fly away yeah Randy my ass is bleeding my ass is full of blood I have

    Cancer I’ve got my ass full of blood uh note on this house uh house looks sexy uh Nick I’m a beginner flipper what is the oldest age house I should be looking at I feel I feel like avoiding houses before the 40s what is your opinion I feel the

    Older the house more problems you’ll find I I mean I I don’t disagree with you there but um I mean this this is a pretty this is a really nice house this is really well done um the brick work is nice the color choice is good I like the

    Uh over styled maximalist uh gilding on these these were like redone these old lights were refurbished obviously they weren’t meant for this size but scale-wise just shows that they’re uh very uh ostentatious the the uh the rampart lion door knocker the pentagram the satanic pentagram in the the view is

    Obviously perfect where is this house Grand View a how much is this two and a half woo couple of uh couple of Brothers a couple of uh good a the harp legged desk harple burlwood writing desk this is an antique Ste stealer for sure they knew their stuff they knew

    What they were going for um Grand Piano a rug that’s worthless Modern Art in an old house old uh what is that Restoration Hardware or Timothy olon stage lights from the 30s all the gilding done they they hired a gilding so they they you can buy so

    What you do is when you refurbish this you know you you make this mirror at a mirror shop you build this you you can build it normally and you just G this could be new Home Depot stock it doesn’t even matter crown molding from Home

    Depot and then you just Guild it you can buy these pair of uh Sirens or madas or whatever you want to call them and you can mount them up there and then Guild them it’s kind of fun I mean it’s it’s PR level but these were this was this

    Was 100% an interior designer like they they knew uh there’s too many tells here um expensive per the rugs are dog [ __ ] though these uh the rugs are this is why you can I know this is crazy but this this is a $25 million do house and these rugs are I wouldn’t pay

    You $50 for that piece of [ __ ] you don’t ever want these uh these are rugs from the 70s uh car stands they’re worthless don’t people send them to me all the time completely worthless also the granite Choice dog [ __ ] don’t ever go with this oatmeal uba tuba even though

    It’s double stacked to look richer that’s the most expensive way to do that the copper hood sure I guess I’ll go with you um they liked harp back cuz you keep seeing that harp back chairs um Venetian screens wow Japanese sensor I almost bought I almost bought a Japanese sensor

    Today for a th000 bucks it was so fat a 19th century bronze sensor sensor I want to I want to what do you guys think about this no CL bronze to learn it was dope it was too much money but bronze Japanese sensor dragons it was [ __ ] dope I don’t

    Usually like that kind I don’t ever go for [ __ ] like this but this one was like really well done it was like was more than all these it was better than anything that was here way better than anything here it was this one it was that one no no I’ve seen

    That before yeah it was at uh that that store in the mall yeah Spencer Spencer Gifts I bought it with uh Spanish Fly uh yeah um yeah wow they did a custom chicken wire fronted doors look at the door handles on this that’s cool they picked out everything honestly

    This is actually this did he did he show you this house and ask that question um I think they’re unrelated oh they’re unrelated well honestly flipping oh the guy who was asking about flipping uh I don’t mind the older stuff I I think the best houses the easiest ones

    To flip are built from 19 uh 1942 to 1972 uh just for for matching and and and finding materials the older stuff just kind of comes out a little better this is a very good example one of the best examples I’ve seen of like having fun with walls picking up the wall scon

    Is redoing all the [ __ ] having like the hyper ornate you know custom draperies custom lighting fixtures like custom mirrored wall that wasn’t like that they did this they owned they probably owned like a window or a glass company so or they had a friend and they just spent a

    Lot of money with him they definitely did because this is a a window company did this not a shower door company so they definitely had a mirror and glass company and they knew how to spend the money which is a very very smart way to do this they knew how to install stain

    Uh stained glass um they really like [ __ ] uh is it Maple yeah and they had uh blue stone look at this door set here love that I’m doing a box out like that on the uh the front door of the house that I’m building I’m clipping on like a little a thing like

    This um like the entryway is going to walk in like that with this this light uh not Skylight it’s a little different but oh look at the Garden Jesus Christ exposed aggregate go figure drain well installed copper gutters with the catches here they popped out a few of

    The door panels of the garage doors and just made them with glass because they were friends with the glass company again um Pennsylvania blue stone the other color really well done well executed Hedges really good job on the ston workor cheap cheap job on the stonework you know that wasn’t that wasn’t top-notch

    Work yeah good for you spider spider fun Boogie e scy me uh wow gunite pool small I mean this is nice they were a hardware ftic they knew how to buy all like they yeah good for them wow yeah they were yeah that’s nice yeah they were talented they’re a

    Talented flipper here um they paid ready watch this watch this though hold on you’re going to die they paid 599 and 16 wow is that n they’re close that’s what assessed at but oh they why do they give me tax history you know what Zillow will give it to

    Me yeah you better not tell me but I bet you it was you [ __ ] yeah 2.8 million what is is that that literally the most expensive house in Pittsburgh I know it’s probably the best area the view is dope the one that on conden that just sold in

    Providence have you ever seen that one yeah yeah I remember this crazy uh no it just sold for two point this one 110 conden Street this I I could have bought this house when at first I didn’t have the money for it but this is same view same view over the city another

    [ __ ] Northeast look at this [ __ ] View and this lady was a customer of mine look at this house makes me want to kill myself it’s so good everybody should die it’s so good every Coline Colin Bine Colin Colin Bine nice to meet you yeah I was just shooting the [ __ ] yeah you

    Know Providence is a real City guys there is a Skyline yeah yeah it is it is real U the old photos had a picture of some stuff but uh yeah no that was but that that that just sold for 2 and a half million that house yeah just sold for 2

    And half million um I’d rather take that one over the one the other one whoa cool Japanese sensor um we got Amar with 20 bucks uh hey Nick do you think a manicured Italian man uh like Kate Bush asking for a friend do you think manicured Persian men like

    Kate Bush asking for a friend do I think manicured Italian man men would like Kate would like Kate Bush or or Persian men yeah they’d love it I don’t even she’s running up that hill she she made a deal with God my what’s the other one my

    Dreams I don’t even know who Kate Bush is Kate Bush oh man was a huge K Bush fan now it’s played out but she was she was early on K Bush when we first met she was like you like this it’s like this really talented theatrical singer

    From the 80s that was like championed by one of the guys from Pink Floyd I think and then she was cool she was kooky um and then uh stranger things took that song and like blew it up it’s that run after make a deal with god oh that that

    Song that song oh I’ve seen that on Tik Tok yeah you you saw that on Tik Tok why you guys are on fire tonight with these these victorians you guys are showing me some what is there no on this some boner inducing pleasantries I’m going to be the cringe

    King for the rest of the night you’re showing me some boner inducing pleasantries I’m a sex offender of course I have candy in my van we were doing that where Alex and I on the way home from Pittsburgh I’m a convicted sex offender of course I have candy like

    Walking on the street you know that thing like I’m I’m from Boston of course I shop at Market Basket we’re doing H like the worst ones you could do so it’s like I’m a convicted sex offender of course I stand around the dressing rooms I’m a convicted sex offender I

    Always have a heart on I’m a convicted sex offender of course get back here we were like doing in the train station it was fun that’s awesome um of course I put a condom on before I leave my house uh is this have not yep uh 703 uh

    Yeah uh the is looks like Chris gets a new guitar oh really you get a new guitar for this you do where’s the where’s the gilf where’s the is there a Gil inside it inside this one oh little tutor Craftsman Tuda look at the work on

    That new Old Post huh they took that post seriously I highly doubt that that was the light usually there’s like a big ornamental light on top of this there’s like a wire in here and then so Victorian light so they get real [ __ ] fancy sometimes

    Like that all right this like that see a little more fancy than that I guarantee that staircase based on that post had a better light they probably stole it might have been made of gold it’s probably made of gold yeah in it um this is the thing huh this is the

    Yeah nice yeah yeah course yeah East Lake style uh East Lake style hinges back when we used to when America was great I mean look at the attention and detail you know I mean truly a lost art truly truly truly yeah drapes Square rug a lot of old oil paintings

    Deled tile a groovy groovy tile it’s usually what it is groovy tile I meant I meant to spell like that but yeah groovy tile mantle so you know what that [ __ ] is 50,000 yeah suck my dick how about two grand yeah if you ever see these people

    Like uh you can collect these and then you can install yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] my suck my dick lion sacks of [ __ ] honestly I never seen I’ve never seen them this High I this this is this this is all one thing but you can you can slowly

    Assemble these I had these I had boxes of them in my store like they look just like this one this red one um I had like 300 groovy tiles I paid like 50 bucks for them I couldn’t get rid of them I told it’s [ __ ] it’s like selling a dream to

    People pictures and [ __ ] like that cold it’s quite chilly 16° Chris really yeah it’s freezing Jesus [ __ ] Christ yeah look at the [ __ ] oh my God B nuts I mean that’s so this was built I guarantee this has a name of the guy who just built the staircase on this

    Um that’s one of the best staircases I’ve ever seen that’s that’s incredible that is absolutely incredible the pain paintings are good too I like the large format old school paintings s of ceiling wallpaper I like the uh I don’t like I’m not a big stained glass this is etched

    Glass right here that’s really nice etched glass another worthless rug but Palace Siz worthless rug oversized Ballroom or whatever study servant quarters look at the hardware where the hell are we Bellingham Washington Dam damn this must have been like the town a big swinging dick in town Old Tommy big

    Dicks yeah George Washington this is one of the more like the details are very nice some some details are nice this one’s very nice like really the entry way that’s an entry way oh it’s probably a oh wow yeah I love it yeah clipper ships paintings of clipper

    Ships yeah it’s really nice I mean really top of them ‘t top of the Mark I like these root beer colored velvet drapes pantry is Great Windows uh even that this dope this how much is this [ __ ] thing 2 million 2 mil suck my dick 238 days Jesus Christ

    Uh they bought it back in the day they bought it an ‘ 08 for 800 come on give me one no yeah maybe 8 875 975 no you won’t tell me piece of [ __ ] scum [ __ ] scum I got to no now you you better not tell me yeah that’s right 2 million sounds

    Negotiable how’s half how you looking over there just want looking at your pile pretty good um where am I where am I um we got HGTV executive with 20 bucks hey Nick and Chrissy I’m in China visiting my in-laws the plumbing in this country is a nightmare I keep clogging

    The toilet with my big American turds pretty sure the size of the pipes are here are smaller um you need the mushy [ __ ] yeah you can watch us in China we yeah niama niama tell your uh tell your uh in-laws I said NIH Nia ma Mr shei niaa how are you good

    Love what you’re doing in Nick love what you’re doing in Canada yeah yeah I love you working us is in Northwest Canada right now doing great yeah I love the I love you work in San Francisco um note on this house are we in uh what is it not Illinois the Cal

    Illinois uh house this weekend and I’m going to train my eye on design and spotting residential residential herpes which should I be looking for in this particular I like I like these Tri levels just because the living area is separated from the sleeping area that’s

    Kind of like like you walk in the door here and then you go up here to sleep some houses is kind of like on the same plane so sound travels a little better pretty easy sell in the grand scheme of things uh what would I be looking for in this one uh I

    Would no it’s okay they readed the ceiling here okay I got it um wow they did some tricks here this is I I’ve actually done this before this is black pipe with uh Hoops stuck in this this slides like [ __ ] this is not a good

    System I did this on a back door on my rental one time that I rented in Venice Beach W they they did the uh well the color blocking paint schemes that are like 2024 in style right now they’re kind of hip this isn’t hip yeah this

    Like these kind of like painting a shape on the wall and like a cool color that’s a thing and they painted an old kind of a shitty bow front Home Depot cabinet the same color that Kelly Green um that’s interesting so this person kind of knew uh or had some

    Taste um that’s really bad though it’s ugly as [ __ ] but whatever I’ll take it I’m not going to get mad at add everything um sunken any water where does this water go this water goes here this water goes where right here see this water down here now where does this

    Go and if so look inside the wall right here is there any rot inside here where this cooler is and if not any Rod over here that’s what I’d be looking at um take a long screwdriver stick it in the side of the house um just just see cuz

    That could be not a huge problem but pretty big one uh mechanic room is unpictured most of the times when people use a lot of paint tricks they leave the plumbing and the heating and the mechanical cuz it’s just too smelly I don’t want to touch that part of the

    House that’s not the deal I just want to do like paint tricks that I learned on HGTV U from Laura Spencer uh lime wash the brick front door garage door front windows so one two three four front windows five front windows a door and a garage door will will add the most uh

    Small low bushes here small low ground cover out to here obviously eliminate all this crap but they did a pretty good job this this flooring sucks get this unit out make sure they take everything with them um the stairway sucks uh uh o open the sink look at the

    Plumbing underneath uh turn on all the faucets flush all the toilets um that’ll that’ll that’ll tell you what’s going on real quick uh you got gas which I like um any of the fireplaces working that’s what I want to know and uh how’s the boiler and the Firebox in the boiler

    How’s the the uh the condition of the mechanical um that’s your that’s your argument points but it will sell it’s cheap and it looks pretty so oh it’s price guy it won’t sell H interesting 20 days they need to get out of there okay okay okay would they pay for

    It 212 buys it 208 which that gets it done 200 202 something like that if you like the if you like I like it I like the house how’s the roof uh how’s the attic any mold in the Attic any moisture in the second floor attic push up go inside the

    Closet of one of the bedrooms there’s going to be an attic or like a little an access go up there with a flashlight look at it for any moisture on uh any of the look for moisture anywhere look for any damage or any evidence of Critters

    Or something like that you can just use it as a as ammunition against against it uh we got Vectron music with 25 bucks hey Nick uh I think Time Capsule homes are super cool and I kind of loved the new fish tank house before it got

    Trashed uh it was cool seeing you make a cameo there what would you think of that house if it wasn’t a dump it’s nice it it needs a lot of work but it’s it’s good I uh I did a video with uh jet in the beginning when we were out there and

    Um it’s a good house it’s a it’s a good flip it’s not cheap but whatever never I’ve never been there I don’t know what you’re talking about I’ve no idea what you’re talking about no clue I have no clue what what are you even talking about um BR we got tibidy

    Wag uh with 25 wag tibidy wag um with 25 bucks hi Nick I was the accountant at your scuffed live show with the bong you and inspir me to stop being a silly Billy Silly Billy and quit smoking I was smoking around two grams a day and now

    I’m 3 weeks in thanks for everything good for you buddy cool that’s good man if you’re yeah if you’re racking a bong I remember after that bong I was like holy [ __ ] yeah now I get a man take a break with it I mean hey people’s sobriety is none of anybody’s business

    But um yeah I go in and out with it I get bored I come back to it I but I wish I didn’t I wish I was like healthy all around and that I could go to the gym I just don’t like going to the gym when I

    Can’t take it super seriously so I I make excuses up and I lie to myself that this is the right thing to do to pacify the time even though I damn well I should be David goining my life I go for runs but now it’s snowing so I’m going

    To turn into a fat ham steak for the next few months but I’m not proud of that I’m not I don’t think that’s cool I think it’s probably one of the more uncool things that I do but uh come spring um I guess I just like more sure-footedness before I kind of engage

    In like full full uh you know gym mode but that that’s just a [ __ ] excuse I’m just putting it off um and I know what it is I’m not going to try to [ __ ] [ __ ] around it but I’m I’m happy for you man yeah smoking we gets [ __ ] tired quick doesn’t it yeah

    Trust me I get it um we got NN with 25 bucks hey Uncle Nick uh my 07 Accord has more [ __ ] wrong with it than it’s worth when I showed up with a duct taped window the CFO at work said do we not pay you enough I repl I rep I

    Replied company company car question mark didn’t feel great what do I do I don’t I don’t think that’s funny for year if I own the company and I was watching uh if I was watching my guys like drive around a pieces of [ __ ] um just so you

    Know a company car is about $250 cents $4 two $250 to $4 an hour roughly mhm like it’s not that’s like I get it like I get like I worked for pensy and I really did like I was never like a capitalism like I was never I was always

    Like that’s [ __ ] corny get the [ __ ] out of here with that [ __ ] yeah and now like you do kind of get it when you’re like dude start to [ __ ] push some company cars out there you morons yeah like roll the dice with the value of it

    You know what I mean it’s so nuts um uh I highly what the [ __ ] could possibly be wrong with an 07 ACC that must be a real piece of [ __ ] oh seven Accords don’t like that gen Accord doesn’t typic typically break down down real bad so

    Like what do you have like a loud exhaust leak you probably just have like the the loud ones The Brak squeals yeah so you have a rock in your brakes fix it um go to Minik key and get your brake pads done they’ll fix it for like 50

    Bucks um You probably have an exhaust leak which is the [ __ ] like I had yeah it’s like I thought my car was done everybody thinks cars are it’s probably like something hanging down 0 bucks yeah it’s 80 bucks so you might want to get yourself to a Midas just put 200 bucks

    In it and shut the [ __ ] up about cars cars suck cars really suck honestly I’m turning hard my back hard on cars I I’ve had nice ones and the nice ones just wear off no matter what and I I don’t know why it’s like the the Vixen when

    You have kids you start not knowing you know I can’t have my kids die in a [ __ ] Hyundai because I’m cheap yeah because the car is made of Korean beer cans made of you know yeah this make car the Korean beer can the new evolution is here it’s a [ __ ] plastic the jotus

    3000 it’s jotus yeah are we in Taylor Michigan it’s all cosmetic cosmetic who cares man is that NN was the guy yeah yeah um if it’s all cosmetic uh just get it re get it get it buffed out like how you can get get it d for 80 bucks that’s how

    I fall in love with all my piece of sh cars I take it to the car wash I vacuum it I have I I get the Platinum the diamond wash I get some you know get all the crap out of your [ __ ] car put some boxes in your trunk

    Um that was a good one for me put put two cardboard boxes in your trunk so [ __ ] doesn’t rattle around yeah that is that is good too my buddy my my pothead buddy uh Scott Scott Powers he died he fell off a mountain and died this guy

    Used to sell cars with he was the best [ __ ] You’ love Scott Powers he’s like man we used to smoke like a bowl after work he went he used to like he was kind of like me like a wild guy like talked like that we used my boss put us next to

    Each other he’s like you two you two Knuckleheads what are people going to do when they get AO to you too I’m like 23 he’s like 40 good dude though um and we got along really well we sold a ton of cars together and uh he used to have a

    Whistle and [ __ ] damn yeah he’d like pull a whistle on like like like one of those guys like real curly haired um good dude but he used to take his mountain bike like his old Gary Fisher 90s not like hard tail mountain bike and go ride at like Old Man of the

    Mountain went one day when it got cold and dark he [ __ ] lost the trail and fell off and they found him dead [ __ ] I know Scotty that was yeah he was cool too he did what he loved yeah he did and he was like hippie man too he was like

    Kind of like one of those old like you’d smoke weed like y man yeah man like one of those and I was like SC is the [ __ ] best damn yeah but uh why was I talking about Scott Powers cuz he told you about putting the bakaro Box in your

    Trunk oh yeah he used to tell me he’s like you got to have a box back there man shit’s just rattl around drive you nuts and I was like all right I yeah D but it was cool is the simple things that are Scott Powers I’ll look up

    Up he was a good guy he had like a look to him where is he Scott Scott SC no that’s a pretty common name I think oh man man oh I didn’t got him huh [ __ ] damn oh well Scott he knows yeah I don’t find it’s

    Cool are we in uh Taylor Michigan we’re in Taylor Michigan um buddy is having an inspection on this soon what should he be looking for it’s a nice house oh no wait we’re looking we’re in Hampton PA Hampton PA 2167 um uh uh there’s no no on this lower

    Level offers a game room this is a there is no Noe on this one no yeah you’re right I’m sorry yeah this house is dope 399 two acres good house 50s wellb built custom curved Street curved Main Street Allison Masson it’s probably in a state sale yeah first time in the market yeah

    That means it’s selling for the family no maintenance has been done on this thing I like anytime you have a game room on a lower level that’s uh that’s custom [ __ ] in the 50s like that’s that’s that’s big dog [ __ ] placement of the house great probably a little leak

    In a f that’s probably a long-term leak in a fridge from a fridge that leaked because it was just there the fridge that leaked the fridge that leaked caused a hole in the subfloor so I’m not worried about like that being like a bigger problem that was an an AED Plum

    You know the plumbing line that gives you water in the fridge or makes your ice that broke and and leaked and caused damage in the SL for not a big deal and it’s an easy repair you have to do it anyway is an or Boris what is that a is

    That an Ora Boris put on the ceiling uh is that what I’m thinking is that the thing I’m thinking of what is it Ora Boris yeah it’s a snake eating a eating itself how Oro Boris yeah with an O it’s it’s with an O the fourth one

    Down Oro I I never knew what that was called yes I know the pieces f that’s what they were singing like like 1948 yeah but I [Laughter] watched I played that when I was 14 in my high school talent show did you mhm I I’ll bet that you did that that’s a cool

    Song we had no singer just we play instrumental meet my friend me my friends that’s funny man Eric Hayden Carl Dupri and Mike matesi Play De tones Bor at the No No vocals yeah same thing school talent it had like a rift it had

    Like a like a what do they call that a lick lick a a lick in it um 50s this house is dope uh the the tile work I will say this this is this is one of the coolest we always see these 30s 40s 50s uh bathrooms this particular one

    Is one of the dopest ones I’ve ever seen I really like when they do like this is like look they matched it all it’s all this is all one idea there’s a yellow tile right here that matches this like the Citron lemony yellow great [ __ ] uh

    The Hopscotch in the floor dope this is that vinyl that floor I’m telling about I would clean the [ __ ] out of this and then seal it and get it back to its original leave this 100% original this is the dopest room I hope whoever’s looking at this buys this um in uh

    Grandfathered floor drain it’s nice to have in a basement keep it nice and messy like that you got a messy storage you got clean storage smoke rooms you can smoke weed out here you can smoke you can quit smoking weed out there you can uh yeah no the ston work

    Is authentic I mean and and the kitchen repair super easy this is a wicked wicked easy [ __ ] kitchen rehab marble stainless steel restaurant grade leave it just like that don’t [ __ ] with it too much you might even just go Hardwoods who gives a [ __ ] but maybe extend this

    But don’t don’t get too fancy um great I mean great house built in shelves built in file storage for an office corner corner for you know China a Chinet um yeah I mean what’s not to like this is new I don’t I don’t necessarily love that don’t know what where this is

    But uh I’ll let it go and then this lavender [ __ ] this Easter egg this peeps yeah yeah peeps so this Art Deco shade this uh demoon or uh you can buy replacement Shades at a flea market in 1 hour anywhere for these you just throw this one away too and

    Then start over and get newer ones um the plumbing should be not you should never have when you can see the plumbing you need to buy the fancy Plumbing for right here let’s just say This is 40 bucks the one that you like is about 120

    Bucks just keep that in mind sand the floors super easy I mean this is this is a nice piece this house is fat as [ __ ] if I was in this region I would not get I wouldn’t I would not let this house go if you were looking at this house please

    Go buy this house where is this wow guys are all over pit Pittsburgh’s nice man if I lived in Pittsburgh I’d bu I personally would buy the house like I’m into that it’s like exactly the money it’s right on the money don’t care I’m down

    The road a little bit of tree work neing it up but it’s up high a little bit of a but really whoever’s looking at that nice submission I watched go ahead oh um we got Tom sleep with 25 bucks Resto L left but ruin two years later I saw the great

    RMS Wayne Scott walls vaulted ceilings mulon winds big stairs with a pride compon for expensive mullon mullon wins this is all this is like gibberish talk kind of sorry guy uh big stairs with a pride comp for expense of Resto attributes a mid ages cunningly reproduced thanks to this

    Stream you want to try reading that yeah let me see I’m not [ __ ] I’m not it’s never you Christ trust me I understand read it word for word Resto Resto little left but ruin two years later I saw the great rooms Wayne Scutter walls vaed ceilings Mion winds big stairs with a

    Pride compant for expense of Resto attributes of mid- Ages cunningly reproduced thanks to the stream well Tom sleep I appreciate anything that we could do to help uh I hope that maybe I might have pointed out a few details in your restoration that uh kept it on point and uh nice

    Looking um I mean hey I hopefully that’s why some of you guys I mean I don’t think there’s going to be another person that’s doing uh I don’t know I’ve seen a lot of houses and uh I hope I hope that people can glean some things on you know

    Every house is specific and I think people just think repair houses and when people say like yeah I’ll just rehab it I’ll just like rehab old house it’s very like like shut up man you don’t even know what the [ __ ] you’re talking about um it’s so difficult and I think that

    People will be able to differentiate you know as as more more we do these things it’s like people will be like oh yeah it’s a 1910s I have to do like this kind of [ __ ] or if it’s a 1940s I got to do like this kind of [ __ ] and

    Um yeah I don’t know I mean the iy was probably talking fast and sling but um yeah I don’t know hey if you’re if you’re redoing something and and we had any uh if it was Tastefully modded because of this stream uh that makes me

    Happy good yes good I hope it comes out dope take take great photos with a great Florida real estate photos like that guy who started in the Stream and he takes he does a drone oh yeah South Florida real estate photos I don’t know um he’s here somewhere I know he’s here

    He’s here with us he’s here he’s killing it he’s so rich right now he’s probably getting he’s probably getting blown in a a brabos brabos brabos uh we get nice out with 20 bucks looking to lease either a GL defender or Cayenne what do

    I do is this a John stupid move love the stream yeah the least rates on all three of those is dog [ __ ] the defender I just went through this with a friend like literally those three uh um they’re probably going to blow the old Cayenne out did they do a new

    Cayenne yeah new Cayenne yeah didn’t they re didn’t they just redo it no they they yeah they yeah they redid the front of it yeah so they have the old body style Cayenne in 2023 you’re probably going to be able to get a steel and a Cayenne I don’t know how

    Big you are how big your family is uh they’re just not good leases though I think the move right now if you want to buy one of those the move is a certified pre-owned Cayenne buy with um with an extended warranty I think you’d get a better move on your money I think

    You you’d be able to buy like a 120k build for like 73 and then down like during a three-year period it’ll probably worth 36 to 45 Grand and that’s that’s what it’s going to cost you in the meantime it’s pretty pretty dope car to drive and

    I think the GLE is the best and then the uh The Defenders I think those are going to fall off a cliff I think um they’re not nice they drive like [ __ ] and I think people are going to get real tired of them real fast if the car is not

    Comfortable in my if the car is like an everyday and it’s actually nice to drive everybody will want to drive it the stuff that’s like the Broncos the Jeeps and [ __ ] like that it’s like a it’s like I don’t know I guess it’s like uh very unnatural for people to like to

    Drive I I like driving on a milk crate I’m a businessman like you’re driving a Defender it’s a $110,000 car you’re like oh there [ __ ] roads around here like the potholes are like hey Mr Wilson I have to call you back you’re in like that’s you and a Defender

    Yeah I know the case I already called the cour system yeah hold on no the radio’s down um yeah uh yeah we’ll suspend the case for a week from now we’ll do the closings um yeah hold on let me just put my window up let’s so loud like that’s a Defender like like

    It’s it’s 110 Grand like that’s what it sounds like and I don’t think people are going to be like oh honestly I love it don’t you love it’s so cool looking I’m like a lifeguard but an executive cuz the cars are 120 Grand and you can’t fake that [ __ ] like oh

    Man like and yeah my uh my buddy uh Greggy GB he just had to buy one um and he’s Rich he’s a [ __ ] rich guy and that that’s who I was finding the uh the uh the car for him and he wanted an HSC I couldn’t get him an HSC so I

    Put him in a [ __ ] uh he got a Defender I think he should have went with the GLE but GLE 53 new buy um G yeah GLE 450 at least GLE 450 CPO extended and then a Cayenne good build couple years old better car more like the Cayenne fall off a cliff after

    36,000 Mi so you can go find a 42,000 Mi certified pre-owned Cayenne like a 209 for like 44 Grand and it’s probably always worth a quarter so that’s the way I would play the high-end car um you’re not going to like it though cen’s Wicked small um we got Zachary cely with 20

    Bucks cousin Nikki I proposed to my fiance in the Mason jar shirt needless to needless to say she said yes hell yeah dog thank you of course she said yes she was like yes don’t save it yeah get up save it that’s what she said um also my mom’s made quit talking

    Stupid also my mom’s maid name is roachford from 1800s Montreal French Canadia that’s me too my family came down here in a wagon a wood Wagon in 1996 so we’re basically cousins keep a nice cousin we are cousin all right man do you do you do you also look like a

    [ __ ] like me do you have fetal alcohol syndrome face like I do cool um we got Sasquatch [ __ ] with 25 bucks hey Nick SL Chris the offer was accepted on the Victorian house in Albany Oregon you liked yesterday your stamp of approval was the last step

    Thanks a lot man oh man that’s [ __ ] great news Albany Oregon mhmm I remember that information Albany Albania yeah Ridge Crest doxing the guy piece of [ __ ] here we go no oh well hey congratulations my man thank you buddy if you run into any jams let’s get you unjammed guys if you have

    Any uh scuff realtor at gmail is it SCU realtor at gmail yep if you have any like pictures you want to submit there also the guy the rug appraisal thing send your rug I haven’t got it yet we have a link checked it I just don’t uh incorporating any new technologies seem

    Is always the it’s always the worst so we like to keep it simple feel like it’s a disservice if it tries to get too become something crazy um so it’s all about the listings in the real estate things change and things are changing right in front of us

    So I do think um we’re going to we’re going we’re going to hit a little bottom right here though and I think n no it’s a it’s a year I think we’re we’re still going to be we’re going to get it with a dead cat bounce they say in the real estate market

    They’ll have a fun spring and then I think it’s going to go back down that’s that’s my prediction for the year um no no this house buddy is having an inspection on this soon what is what what should he be looking for um another house you know me man I don’t like this

    [ __ ] but I’m going to help you your buddy bu watch the stream um I mean let’s see Neighbors I’d be looking at the neighborhood and the neighbors cuz these are like love you more no I love you more no I love you more who’s you more who the [ __ ] is you

    More Stacey you [ __ ] texting him again w a jealous boyfriend like immediately second oh all right oh you more the word the two words oh I told you you text again I’m going to beat the [ __ ] out of you and then kill him [ __ ] you more surprise surprise oh happy birthday by the

    Way oh yeah what’s what’s that say that says H is whenever I’m with you oh where wherever I’m with you so they chose I mean that that brain chose this house mhm so I mean we’re there let’s let’s talk about that caricature but they they

    Thought it would be a great idea to get a an a goodlook character not the one with like the the big nose like she’s sitting on your chin and [ __ ] yeah yeah the Honolulu on but you know they’re in love and they have this dog look at the doggy with the

    Snorkel you know what he should have done this bad little beagle he should have been like no don’t buy this house and then maybe his snor will fall out of his mouth and then he get a Char and the Char ripping in half and spin take head and spin he Spin and

    He spin the dog off with the and then he swim for in the CH is so crazy and big oh we get a bed in the basement but um where does this gutter go oh it goes right there that’s fair yeah let’s just put the water over

    Here that’s great um and then I like this walkway to Nowhere that’s fun fun it’s like a it’s actually like a [ __ ] they literally drew a [ __ ] do a dick it’s to the [ __ ] the sprawling fire pit yeah look it’s the [ __ ] shot you [ __ ] idiot like it really

    Actually is so stupid like dude oh yeah dog yo oh hey what’s up Mr homeowner that’s the [ __ ] oh we could definitely put a [ __ ] I mean a plant bed over there that’s how they talk the whole time yeah did you draw a dick in my with my

    Bricks no no let’s just say this no this thing’s definitely bricked up he’s like a 60-year-old uh like a [ __ ] Guatemalan guy when he talks like a bro and this is not oh my God yeah the gut the the the gut the gutters uh going to Nowhere are of

    Concern um you’d have to put a drain or you’re going to have a neighbor complaint like right here basically on this side and the reason why you know that is because there’s mold on the fence now how would mold on the fence get there in a big yard oh because there’s a [ __ ]

    Puddle there that’s why so the the soaking wet brick underneath is for the water where nowhere to go it tells me that this is like uh I’ll bet thousands oh let’s see the the I really don’t like this house man this is really poorly done right here uh

    I’ll bet you these steps aren’t even glued on you should fall down and break your ankle on it this needs to be built up it’s just it’s just rat rat [ __ ] um the mechanical in the house itself is fine you know it’s a finishable basement it’s got a lot of bedrooms the bathrooms

    Suck we knew that the kitchen’s [ __ ] uh you know that looks like a an $1,850 kitchen cabinet package from a [ __ ] like a lumber yard a rat ass lumber yard I mean we know what that is uh so it needs a complete new kitchen so you’re buying a

    Bunch of wooden boxes the location could be fine for them it’s going to live like a hotel it’s going to trade like like a like a bad baseball card um there’s nothing of value as far as the vanities are crap the interior finishes are CRA but the space is good I’ll say that

    Finishable basement I love the the dick see he break up like [ __ ] Guatemala Mason’s doing like good dick jokes like yeah no he’s bricked up yeah you can tell your friends you can like the fire and they can say come shout out here I come chill out here

    Come puns like Hector chill dude he’s like losing his puns like he’s he’s sloppy at it he’s blowing the he’s blowing the joke he’s blowing the load I mean you’re blowing the load for us after I can’t [ __ ] believe that uh yeah so asked the realtor about the dick

    The the bricked up dick walkway with the [ __ ] uh fire pit stand on the second floor and look at it out the window and say if I I drew this on on the ground I can’t you all should just take a pen right now and draw the shape of

    That brick walkway and the the patio in the walkway just draw that and then draw that on a piece of paper like I was thinking this shape um we got Collier JC with 20 bucks hey fellas how’s it going uh it’s your longtime friend Richard stupid the

    Crossy natural gas worker my pops ran into a good chunk of money working his trucking job how can we make that cash pile grow larger any ideas do you like Trucking um do you like your whatever your dad does um going uh going in on your own company

    Is probably is probably always going to be the best advice do what you know you know what I mean there’s no resistance to it there’s no learning curve there’s no or there’s Le there’s a significantly less amount of a learning curve if you kind of take on whatever your pops is

    Doing or has done or had done um even even if it’s 35% it’s still 35% more than you know something else unless there is something else out there that you know by way of uh earning money but uh I think Trucking is interesting I think there’s a lot of facets to it you

    Could pivot you could uh go bigger you can go more more units on the road different style um but if you’re understanding Logistics and you’ve made money in it I would sort of that or some sort of vertical integration to another product that’s you’re you’re your maybe your dad’s

    Biggest vendor or something that’s super simple that he’s paying for that he he shouldn’t be maybe truck maintenance mobile maintenance I don’t know I but I would uh I would always stay Stick Around The Hive of the business that you can already understand rather than try

    To open a restaurant or a bar I mean unless it’s like a true passion project but and in that project better have some damn good mathematics to make sure it makes more money than the the the the the existing family understanding of a business right like oh your oh your your

    Dad your masonry business that you own makes 2 million a year well let me tell you about this Burger Bar concept I got you build build your own burger toppings like guacamole Burger to grilled [Laughter] pineapple yeah grilled pineapple um peanut butter what is that peanut butter

    Yeah that’s for the we got it’s weird but they do it out West you can do uh onions uh onions Peppers what banana peppers yeah B yeah banana peppers are pretty fun uh jalapenos uh pablano Peppers theano Peppers yeah uh what what the [ __ ] what’s like the weirdest Burger

    Topping that’s that’s an actual one onion onion straws uh Taylor Ham Taylor ham yeah crazy it’s pork roll pork roll yeah pork por pork roll um are uh note uh no note no note no note good cuz this house looks like it was built in a lumber

    Yard it looks like uh an AI rendering of a house like AI uh chat gbd show me a picture of a house that 52 lumber yard workers could build with scrap things found around the lumber yard go with honey mustard accent they’re all like well I got honey mustard

    Um so it it looks like found pieces truly like look at this what a good use of space you should put cabinets here in the doorway you should put a cabinet in the fridge oh my god dude that’s put a cabinet next to the fireplace like put

    One right here behind the pipe you know fireplace kind of is a cabinet and it’s on yeah it’s a little cabinet for heat but you know what’s even better this guy was like you know what’s better than one TV is two TV a and a printer right next to the TV

    With I’ll just print it out you know when your friends are over and you want to make a copy of their driver’s license for hey dude I just give you an example why don’t you go outside and get your insurance card and I’ll make a copy of

    It for you and you can keep a neat one in a plastic bag so if you ever get p over you can give hand the cop that perfect damn damn yeah this uh yeah this is this TR I mean honestly I think I I think that’s the exact the

    Best description is this looks like a house that was built with scrap parts from a Lumberyard I’m not [ __ ] around like it’s exactly what it is um and the fact that the Landscaping looks like it is in a Lumberyard W guy’s good at splitting firewood got near three cord that’s near three

    Cord look at the truck oh man I gotta have my buddy Jeff on we used to have this guy that works uh this kid that worked with us and any time he told you something he would kind of do it like uh he would do this he would go up yeah man

    I’m not going to end up getting the Mustang that’s stupid I’m just going to get the truck take off like on purpose or no You’ be like yeah anyway something’s up I’m probably just going to get a Rock get a and like we both were like

    What he did that in front of us the time we were both like what the [ __ ] he had to be there but it’s like the look in this he was Ser he was being genuine but uh no this this house sucks my man this it sucks so so bad it’s charming and

    Alfred embraced The Village lifestyle of living in a lumber yard with your friends and listening to saws all day y what’s this what’s up with the real real yeah I was going to say am I seeing that right can you cck an can you make it bigger anic anic vill nove NOA I

    See a bigger picture theu here it comes it’s taking a while to load okay hello yeah hey she’s native she’s native to hawksberry anic that’s what I would say if an anic this isn’t the house that nobody wants this Backyard Oasis it’s an oasis perfect I always think of the Ontario

    Oasis’s always I um we got Zach with 25 bucks sup Chris and Nick I’m living in La for college and looking to move to Venice soon I was wondering if you have any tips on good Venice locations for apartments I like Pacific a but worried about the hobos on the boardwalk yeah I

    Don’t like Pacific I like the um I don’t like the I I lik uh kind of more towards uh the Santa Monica line close these out yeah oh [ __ ] oops oops um close a note for anic anck are you showing me junk houses again it’s crazy it’s crazy Nick she’s just she’s

    Really funny she just shows you terrible houses that she shows you the dopest one that’s her thing that’s what I that’s what if I was a realtor I would do that I would take them to be like you guys just got to trust me yeah we got the day

    Together right yeah all right we’re going to look at one that you look both like then we’re going to look at those one that I swear is going to be the one and then you take him to the worst [ __ ] house in the world is this a joke anic and then you

    You sell it like it’s like a mansion you’re like imagine what we could do here you’re like you take like doctors in town like new new move doctors relocated doctor um move uh Venice living but yeah know the the softer like near the Gold’s Gym and the gelina even

    Though behind the Gold Gym is a [ __ ] straight up uh homeless in Tent City uh towards the Santa Monica line over by Rose I like a little better I didn’t like the Pacific [ __ ] it was just a little more wild over there I lived on Electric Avenue behind uh 1326 electric

    And then but I like like over there it was kind of like nicer and a little quieter especially more towards Santa Monica um which is just North but Rose um those are a little bit better as far as Apartments go you can you can rent from like OG SoCal dudes that look like

    Sublime they look like the band Sublime the human yeah and they have like four houses that they got for $25,000 when [ __ ] Jimmy Paige was shooting revolvers at 12 year olds back then going to love you madly or whatever or whatever the [ __ ] stupid songs are we got uh Jeff

    With 20 bucks I’m a Boston yepy and can’t afford it here anymore uh [ __ ] might move to Providence looking at fed Hill ES side Weston World shy look cranon Pucket inhabitable question mark big up Nick and Chris Bumble Cloud you know where I was today that I don’t mind that’s cheap is attelboro

    Adbor is not bad I there was some nice [ __ ] in adbor I was driving through there today want a little that’s acceptable um yeah and it’s like I feel like you’ll sneak something um in adbor like something cool downtown with parking like in an old building there East Providence yeah uh Riverside

    Riverside side’s really cheap kind of like up and coming but it’s the secret uh pockets of Johnston on the highway are good you’re not going to have much luck with the West End yeah West End you’re going to be boxed out and honestly it’s not it’s expensive and

    It’s not it’s not it’s not what it it used to be cheap now it’s pricey yeah it’s like 2500 2,800 for bad [ __ ] but it’s not what it used to be it’s not yeah um Oak Hill in Pet’s pretty nice Pucket downtown puet my buddy Doug Loves

    It I’m not you know I I’ll I always argue with him he loves it so much but I don’t like it but it’s it’s a thing parking is just tough Johnson is I think some parts of Johnson Johnson’s a sneaky if you want quiet um Riverside’s also a

    Sneaky if you want quiet but the bridge just [ __ ] everything up over there so we have a straight up Bridge separating our state so that just caused Havoc so truthfully actually uh I got to actually say that Riverside just got [ __ ] know on this house yo Nick you’re

    The man what do you think of this listing thanks in advance yeah this one yeah what do you think oh I think I don’t think it’s expensive for new for Hudson New Hampshire yeah I think people in New Hampshire don’t bump their heads I think it’s a big house and it’s

    Flipped properly by someone with money this is flipped by a collegiate with money and they paid 414 in 2021 [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] what is with this thing is that a new thing they’re doing now taxes yeah this I’ve never seen that posting the I

    Mean oh it’s so for 310 yeah there we go what’ I say 414 310 okay so so then they put no no I don’t like it it’s a big dumb ski rental it’s what it is it’s a big stupid but look at the house across the street that looks like a house you

    Rais kids in the yard is good if you have a ton of children this is a nice big stupid house that you could redo what you’d have to do is you’d have to make this house into a and you can do that believe it or not

    You can make that house into this house believe it or not I know this sounds crazy I could do a shittier one like not like this maybe all right see see what I’m driving at here yeah anyway um you know garage doors massive amounts of work new front

    Door big porch built you know you’re talking a lot $75 $100,000 just for the job never mind never mind like the fact that you’re outside would look twice as good as you’re inside now you’re into the house for [ __ ] 750,000 you’re going nowhere if you ever had to rent it

    Out come on let’s be honest let’s be let’s be completely honest with ourselves could you ever rent this house out for $4,000 a month and would you want to invest $100,000 of your money to God forbid you have to pull the parachute on this [ __ ] thing and

    You’re underwater on it the second the secondary Market slips and the vacation homes sell you are so far underwater in this house it’s not even funny the house is worth like honestly man the house is worth like 375 to 4 and a qu tops and even that I’m not that excited about it

    Like it’s just it’s just a big it’s a stupid house and I’m not I’m not you can find something better it’s just like the the New Hampshire you guys in New Hampshire like this area you guys are going bananas like way too high way too fast

    It will deflate trust me there’s no way this whole southern New like tri-state area like right from like here I looked here to like here like really here and it’s all these Boston people too much money and they’re like just a little getaway just outside the city yeah sure

    You’re making [ __ ] you know 650,000 a year your [ __ ] wife’s making [ __ ] 650,000 a year a couple of three grand a month is literally nothing to you so you’ll buy in these little green areas I’m telling you they’re going to they’re going to [ __ ] divorce people are

    Going to get lose their jobs firings layoffs Etc first thing to go you’re going to be hung and this house is truly I’m any but no one’s wet here Unforgettable I like yeah or forgettable forgettable house yeah yeah um yeah and you you must be looking at square footage that’s what I’m thinking

    You’re looking at I wouldn’t put my eyes there man there better just think of what you’re actually going to use the space for that’s what you’re driving at it’s 2,000 feet you know it’s more than that or two-car garage fix your uh fix your searching you’re searching for

    Something in a weird way um and no there’s no good houses in uh New Hampshire you know what I mean like the old ones are not great it’s hasn’t been historically a place where good quality home builders have flourished it’s like like one off guys who work in

    Construction buy a piece of land for $25,000 and put a house up on the weekends with their buddies That’s How houses like this come about big monstrosity idiot things so we get uh we got RM with 25 bucks Nikki uh I have a hardon for older Range Rovers

    Lately what do you think about the P38 versus the 07 to 2012 l322 I think the l322 is better I literally just sold my P38 yesterday for $7,000 I put it on I bought it for 5 grand m i put 12,000 into it I bought tires I sprayed a bumper I bought two

    New bumpers cuz they had pits so I got new bumpers I fixed an electrical Gremlin in it they have the Gremlins underneath the floor J White in Bellingham great company to work for not cheap but great and they know how to fix it right away um sprayed the wheels

    Did oil plugs brake lines brakes I did the billstein air ride conversion that was [ __ ] 2,800 or 3,800 bucks I took the air ride out cuz it was I had a bag that was leaking and in order to do the bag it kind of worked out to the same um

    I did a key repair and tires breakes yeah I I literally I spent I went right through the thing my wife drove it for a year um it was cool it was a dope car it was a just he also says p38s are fat but I’m

    Worried I’d get tired of it with lack of power and modern comforts you would uh you would so yeah I wanted the uh I had the the 2002 beige it had 70,000 miles on it I thought I stole it for five grand it was it didn’t have the

    Star wheels it had these wheels um sh it was basically it was this color it was the gray on black but it was uh there that’s the exact car it was cool drove it uh sprayed the bumper sprayed the mirrors um it was a good car had a

    Little bit of a I had a small sunroof leak it was it the 46 was kind of fun to drive I got it I finally understood uh I finally understood Rovers but uh the what is it the the 08 08 Rover uh they said and I I didn’t know this but

    Apparently this is one of the better Rovers uh that was ever made I that’s what in my research when I was buying my [ __ ] nightmare and spending you know I was making money at the time selling car so I didn’t really care but I I

    Actually like this a lot lot I I would get the one with the hardest to find wheels and in the best condition though um the thing is about Rovers is we’re in Rhode Island like yuppies if you’re that close you look like a like I think these are far enough away now

    Where you look like you’re driving a vintage Rover but three years ago you look like you were a coke dealer yeah yeah you know what I mean and I oh you guys hitting the skids lately hey Nick everything going okay I’m like yeah as I

    Turned the DMX down I’m like what do you mean what are you talking about come over here what are you talking about I know you wear fitted hats what yeah fitted Yankees hat I’m putting like I’m playing like 50 Cent In the Club yeah I’m like hey man what’s

    Going what’s good what’s what’s on in Poppin how are you enjoying the year 2024 real good it’s back in 08 yeah it’s so [ __ ] funny man uh we got uh tbmn KY with 25 bucks hi Nick I was looking around on Zillow in the Kentucky Tennessee area and all the homes have

    Electric stoves is there no gas lines in a lot of neighborhoods or something um yes that’s exactly it um you’re the father figure I never had and I think this is a music recommendation DOD Mark oh DOD Mark that’s uh you know that’s I know who that is that DOD Mar

    Is uh young lean’s punk band oh vit sprit is the song suggestion vit sprit viit space r i t you know what I someone doar yeah dodm Mark is uh vit sprit all right you said Spotify this is oh this is on Spotify I just finished

    Eating well it is a Swedish company so it should be on you can settle down for some eel tails what you’re not eating any of your creamed eel Tails you’re not eating your Anis pie I Anis Anis pie that’s so funny yeah that’s fat man git that’s Whata popping

    Baby yeah no I I uh I I’ll take it I like young I think Young lean’s a uh young lean is like Mike Tyson to me like he’s been through uh like his character Arc is perfect yeah like uh like Zack alakus and Amy Sedaris have the best Hollywood careers I’ll say like

    The second Zack Alanis was feeling he flew too close to the sun he just bounced to North Carolina with his brother and then bought land and became a farmer oh that’s awesome I didn’t know it kind of it’s kind of like one of and then Amy Sedaris was always like OB

    Obviously the funniest Broad in like the real actually funniest Broad in like the New York or whatever scene she was in and she was like all right that’s cool and then bounce and everybody’s like friends with her yeah she’s like Dangle on not dangle dagel the girl on um Reno 911 oh yeah

    Yeah yeah yeah the whole Reno 911 crew is unbelievable like the state has done a very good job at their their their careers um um what else you got uh the Grizz with 500 Mexican dollars which is what $500 Mexican dollars 500 Mexican croners is it really um yes which

    Is $29 us thank you uh the Grizz says manag to beat my ego and instead of looking for a 2020 Mustang decided to buy a new Civic oh thank God thank you Nikki also Chris it up buddy thank God thank God I’m thank you that was the the right

    Thing to do that you’re so I’ve learned I know it’s not going to be exciting cars don’t matter and you can put big speakers in a Civic yeah no one no one shits on Civics anymore it’s it’s a new world out there it’s 2024 oh where we what we’re in I I’m so

    Lost right now um the next house I have a note on is in Stanford Connecticut okay oh okay here we go long clo Road Long clo St uh note on this uh do you like the windows today’s my birthday sitting here in my chamonic hoodie with my girlfriend

    As she makes our future homes in The Sims love you boys make it nice hell yeah dog happy birthday happy birthday an aquarius no a Capricorn it’s me the Mystic zodiac what what would be a a woman mystic’s name anic anex stupid tell me your spices pepper pepper salt

    Salt he asks do we like do you like the windows on this uh unit this beast beast I just I want to see what’s on the inside I want to see what this uh whatever this Chinese guy did on the inside first this little Grove this is uh

    Freddy dread oh oh this is new yeah it popped up in my feed I’m just kidding I do push-ups to it in the rain I’m just kidding I smoke cigarettes and do push-ups in the rain to Freddy dread just to stay young yeah this sucks it was built by a

    Uh it was built in 01 or02 it’s got square footage the drive it siding it’s got drive it siding it was built by a commercial Builder like a probably a commercial developer it’s not bad box that’s exactly what I want to see so we got a a monster room right

    Here this is a 30 foot this is a 30 foot room right here this is another 30 foot room reception hall that’s a 50 foot reception hall Jesus Christ um the layout upstairs is walk out center with pool sauna starting to look at floor plans a lot

    More seriously lately um so Hall closets are nice the split bedrooms away from the primary so there’s no uh intermixing there in-law sweet office space which is or we could call it what we want basement the cobblestones don’t match none of the Styles match it’s pretty out of date the windows are stupid

    Window squares so the drive at siding is not performing as you can see this is uh so it’s like a it’s kind of like skim coated on there it’s a flat rubber roof with these catches over here um usually problematic in certain climax in Stamford so this was like a big this guy

    Built strip malls or something um I don’t like the 10 steps up the three car garage is it just basically needs another I mean new siding new windows new gut it’s it’s a total gut the land is very nice though the set of the house and the box that’s there the framing is

    There so you got 100 you got $700,000 of rehab to go into this thing I’m putting that at 100 bucks a foot and you need everything I do like the chain link fence on the uh I like the choice of chain link fence all just

    Note this chat I don’t know what this is I’ve never seen this but I really enjoy this box CH it’s probably like a very expensive custom chaining fence but I like what this is this is cool anybody else know what I’ve never seen this before this like 4×4 box tubing with

    Kind of a pretty plain Jane and then a steel catch I don’t know what that is any fencing guys tell me what the [ __ ] that I’ve never seen that that’s cool though I like that neat I like it yeah um um we got DB trenetta with 20 bucks

    Uh what’s up guys big fan of the stream I’m 20 and about to get my Rhode Island real estate license and hopefully join my first brokerage slash team as a title examiner or listing coordinator any advice from John stupid much love well right now your business is going to be

    In um getting all these people unhung so uh if I had to guess I would guess that the bulk of your work is going to be is going to be coming from uh uh I like the I like the replies it’s a steel beam I think oh I think it’s a

    Fence that’s mad funny um yeah I just like I don’t know I’ve never seen them set like that um I I think what with the majority of your your home run clients are going to be the ones that are looking to uh get rid of some pieces

    That already haven’t that held on in the last leg and they were like [ __ ] it um and then titles will be uh you’re going to want to get foreclosures working working with small Credit Unions on non-performing loans and uh getting that stuff situated um I mean it’s a pretty small

    Group in Rhode Island you know what I mean there’s only so many so many asses but uh good luck yeah good luck I just think that the market is going to immediately there’s going to be a lot of there’ll be some transactions I think I don’t uh people who want to stay put

    Might not be able to and uh there might be some transactions there people losing their jobs and whatnot a lot of relocating lot of people moved to rhod Island last year so I think there’s going to be a lot of people moving out or moving back to their Hometown um you

    Know with their tail with their big city ideas so um no note on this oh yeah Vitas uh yeah get really good at knowing the forms if I was in your job I would get really really good at having all of the do documents like in 10

    Minutes my my my real estate attorney the other day did some legal work for me he did it in like 25 minutes I would have waited like three weeks for this [ __ ] to happen he was like bang bang bang bang like he knew every form like

    Boom boom boom boom he was printing them out like sign here Sign Here sign here Sign Here sign here it was as fast as possible that [ __ ] when you buy a car for me I do the same thing I’m like this you cool with the deal me working fast

    Isn’t me trying to be a slee ball you know what the number I I always say this car salesman you know what I used to say this is my number one line you know what the number one complaint in the car business is time it takes too much

    [ __ ] time to buy a car how many times have you been in a car dealership you’re sitting there for 5 hours yeah I will be very fast I don’t want you to think I’m being like a slime ball if I’m working fast yeah I want you to think that I

    Know you make $150 an hour and every hour costs you money being here right cool all right bang they turn around I have all the files like immediately have a deal I have seven 19 pieces of paper in folders ready to go I need your driver’s license since your registration

    I already have their miles already entered in I’m already printed it out the whole deal is like done I’ll have the paperwork done in 6 minutes then you go eat yeah I will print out all the [ __ ] get all your approvals done I’ll text you you come back papers will be

    All printed out I’ll put the car away for cleaning might be a a 25 minute Gap where the cleaners aren’t done cuz they’re a pain in the ass maybe not you want to wait no just time organization that’s what I would do if I for closings [ __ ] people driving around oh I need

    This sign I need a letter of good standing it’s from an LLC run around and gather all that [ __ ] cuz everybody’s a dumbass in the last minute that’s what I would do now this house couple of e chairs Vitas these are Vitas is that a sarin and tulip yep an original sarin and

    Tulip wow a real collector Plants I had those plants I got a new got a new Co pot koi poot that always by koi pots koi poot w wow COI poods wow they did the electrified Windows look at that whoa I love I can’t wait till that

    Breaks there’s a little wire right there that’s and you need to wire that it’s electrified I see those at the uh liquor store Bud Light they can do that with anything can I put Bud Light in in this can it say Bud Light how do I make it say Bud Light I

    Like the I like the butas or the what are they the liaras the liaras can you put a Bud Light Li Marita in there I don’t like I don’t like what I see in the back of this toilet and I don’t like the fact that there’s no trim

    Here it’s my girl’s drink where are we Prospect Heights Illinois that looks like a uh a European heating element this looks like a mistake bathroom a little bit I’m smelling something smelling [ __ ] drive it I got another drive it contemporary wow there’s so many parallels tonight we’re in the dream

    World where are we Chris anic save us anic put some pepper on the ground bring us back for from the dream world anic hold on anic the native Canadian uh where was she Ontario yeah anic villan vill anic Chris and I are stuck in a a dream world there’s too many double parallel

    Homes it’s quick put some toast Ed onion on the ground what’s her official website She’s a link on the right no exit realy exit what kind of name is that that’s a they have them around here they usually work with banks interesting [Applause] anck get us back too many drive it homes

    In a row yeah there’s a couple of gimmicks on this house that are like a little offputting uh where the [ __ ] are we again we’re in Illinois like great layout right like dope house cool I love the uh The Atrium and all that I mean guy’s just a a good Danish collector

    Um yeah you got the old uh you know you got all the the the markings of a your average uh [ __ ] collector guy except he he fell victim to the the modern light the Wayfair lights but you know good flea market fines all over the place is really what this is

    Um I know from experience um but that that’s expensive you must have worked on that a couch there put in your little a reptile tank for the kitty dooo it’s kind of cool finish basement but this like there’s no trim on this back here the toilet’s new the tile work

    Looks sloppy um that’s fine the backyard’s great it’s fine it’s it’s a nice house how much do they want for this thing 775 oo oh it’s built in 37 whoa talking about Boo the [ __ ] are you talking about all right it’s it’s been on the

    Mar for 65 days it’s probably built in a weird area see what let’s see what uh let me see Actually I don’t even know I’m not even going to make it 440 wow he’s having a tough time selling at 774 440 and he did he did work though

    That’s good original put back together well with new appliances that’s what that is that’s good original put back together with appliances new paint new railings that was expensive new light fixtures maybe some electrical updating maybe a lot of electrical updating he probably spent 250,000 I like this house I would buy it

    That’s a I would make a deal on it I’d want it for does 675,000 get it done does $695,000 700,000 is my top I’m walking away I’m never coming back you better sell take my money now or I’m never coming back I promise you I like the Hy

    That being said I like it I’d be checking the roof and what I would do is I’d go to the town field card and I would pull the field card on this house and then I would see what permits were pulled and when and who did them and I

    Would look up the guys who worked in the house I would even call I would even go so far as to to call the glass contractors in the area that you know did the glass install and then ask them what kind of [ __ ] they ran into when they were pulling the wires for

    Everything I would look up everything but I’m into the house I think it’s good I think it’s bye please like the stream by the way please please please like the stream please I need you to like the stream please please so no dog dogs do not H to

    Die no dogs have to die uh we got Willie steg with 25 bucks hello homies just got a 2016 black Toyota Sienna minivan o with 127 with 127k miles for 19 Grand uh 12 Grand was paid for by my car getting totaled by pregnant lady last week am I

    Dumb for shelling out 7K for my dream car I transport stuff no what are you [ __ ] nuts you’re a [ __ ] genius you’re driving around in a Camry minivan you will never not have a job period a minivan is a job you can be a medical Courier you can move things

    You could literally offer TV delivery you can put that on Facebook Marketplace Facebook Market hi I deliver things hi I deliver anywhere you charge by the mile figure out your pricing structure I don’t know how to do it you do it uh thank you D no you’re not stupid dude you’re

    Smart uh thank you Das Das Nar uh with for the five gift of memberships thank you very much um we got minor critical meltdown with 25 bucks PSA don’t buy a Euro card out of warranty if you can’t work on it just spent 4 hours drilling rivets just to

    Install a window regulator on my w 212 after Mercedes-Benz quoted me two grand labor for the job don’t be stupid by a Toyota also PSA Nick I have my copy of Catcher in the Rye and a nice big Sharpie ready I can’t wait signing all kinds of weird books lately sign this

    One mean Camp that’s I’ve never heard of that one yeah it’s about a bunch of girls at a camp being mean to each other I guess mean Camp mean Camp yeah I don’t know whatever I don’t know um yeah yeah don’t buy a car if you can’t work on it

    Yeah know the I know that’s a let down uh that’s uh nah um not on this car or not on this house I got you bro not on this house hey Nick trying to negotiate going fully remote with work and moving Upstate interested in a turnkey house is this

    One still overpriced or is it a decent this a good house this house is dope this house is this is this is a buy this is a run run and buy it run and buy it is this is this mocked up is this done yeah let’s go run to this thing and buy

    It I’m not even playing games I’m not being factious I I don’t even need to look anymore really really smart see the see they did the full fa full grain doors with no handles there probably like soft little relief there um the back the kickboard on the island is well

    Executed they kept the original [ __ ] I’m waiting to find a cancer in the basement but I’m telling you like not like get on the F stop watching the stream and call the [ __ ] agent tell them you want to look at it tomorrow and then don’t leave until you own

    It yeah look at the trim work it’s perfect 365,000 bucks in New York this little what is that oh man a [ __ ] Cove window I mean this might fall off or might have been nothing but I I doubt it was I bet was put in right

    Yep I don’t even care about the road noise but I’d make a big deal out of it needs a roof needs a roof not a big deal I was I’d change the color anyway I’d put a metal roof on it this is dope oh the garage the the driveway is washing away

    Huh I’m just [ __ ] on it you have water run off down here you need to put some drainage in this side to catch and then you need to run it this is going to take some a little engineering not a big deal just 3500 to 5 grand nothing crazy

    It’s get to the house as fast as possible run and by run and by run there and buy it oh wow I’ll go buy that thing that’s that’s that’s a good deal that thing is done you will never get a piece of property that clean again I don’t care

    Yeah how long’s it been on the market 98 days what the [ __ ] is what are you guys [ __ ] you know I used to call New York Rock eaters is is there water is there flooding was there any pictures of the basement at all yeah W this thing been

    On the market oh they want oh okay so they’re they’re they’re delusional yeah so here’s there’s what they did they were like oh my God they they’re probably losing money they overbuilt they probably overbuilt they did a great job and then now they’re like pissed off that they

    Overbuilt um I don’t love the floors I’m just throwing that out there but doesn’t matter yeah that’s what you’re looking for I mean uh it’s fine unless unless unless like this thing if you like press right there on that is the floor cupping or doing anything funny it looks like a

    Woodworker did it but I don’t know if it was installed just just look at the floors see if there’s any what the [ __ ] they do lamb floor I don’t know I want to know a little more about the flooring other than that I I’m in I’m in 100% on this thing nice yeah

    Cool yeah ref is that what is flooring guys is that what flooring guys what the [ __ ] is that is that a lamb floor and it’s like cupping or something or is it like just I don’t know anic um she blows a horn are we flying out to Maine fly out to anic we’re

    Flying to Maine Swans Island main yeah yep um know on this I have VA home loan how much easier does that make it to get a house sometimes and what do you think of Maine I like Maine I don’t like the prices right now in Maine is this house

    Still here because these are the areas that uh this house might be in the ocean right now I don’t like this house this house is a piece of [ __ ] this house is too expensive although I will say this if you own a 19 turn of the century

    Apartment house or a row house paint the floors and do this people are refinishing these [ __ ] old millboard floors just paint them I’m not saying it looks great but it’s fast and cheap and it looks good all you guys in West Virginia [ __ ] Buffalo Syracuse all you guys that own these really really

    Cheap $40 $50,000 houses $100,000 houses and don’t you’re thinking you’re thinking 10 ways on how you do flooring you’re putting carpeting down paint the [ __ ] floors just do a good job at it you don’t you can pick colors and everything you don’t have to do it gray

    You can do it [ __ ] any color you want but it’s just such a like don’t do this and just put rugs down scatter rugs and take them with you when you sell it bye suckers looks good huh not anymore yeah this house was uh oh the Rope they had taste except

    Not oh that’s fun we’ll do the Rope thing too um it’s not a bad it’s not a bad house it’s just I’m not paying for that rehab you know what I mean if they didn’t finish it right no railing here I like there’s a million of these houses these

    Like long farm house what they call running Farm run uh the [ __ ] do they call these these there’s a name for these houses in Maine chat what uh it’s like a long a long house maybe like a long I don’t know anyway um this is pretty common like a side entry Farmhouse

    Um metal roof is the cheapest one right it’s the it’s the it’s the it’s done this room is you know 90 different colors the heating systems are all janky you got a pellet stove next to a a [ __ ] some [ __ ] take out like a spot heater a space heater yeah cool an

    Electric is it a house or is it a [ __ ] garage um 96 different kinds of materials bad layout cheap materials you know Band-Aids all over the place paint left out you know like uh there’s hey there’s a shower over here everybody um which is cool you know you can wash your

    Dog in there you drown your dog in there if you want but more space heaters over here plug in electric [ __ ] heaters um not good electric heat is the electric space heater is the bottom of the barrel this doesn’t even have eating installed where’s the baseboard in the bedrooms

    Not there’s some some tiny ones but a drafty a drafty expensive nightmare that’s cool looking that’s overpriced they paid uh 140 in 17 yeah some time ago yeah like 2021 it was worth 153 yeah so un you you can’t if you’re buying this I you can’t pay for this

    Level of a rehab you should never want to pay for like I’ll just pick up where they left off like no start your own that’s financeable I wouldn’t do that I would never [ __ ] around with this [ __ ] unless it was like in the like I needed

    It to be at 313 Atlantic Avenue because I worked at the I WR that ocean wash we got minor critical meltdown at 25 bucks how do you give a reality check to customers who expect to get full retail because they see listings for 5K over blackbook used

    Car market taking a dump is killing my gross because it’s a lot harder to hold money on trades it’s it’s going to be you have to it can never stay like that forever you have to understand that your grosses are going to go in the toilet um

    You have to put into their mind like you’re lucky I’m even getting you out of this piece of [ __ ] keep it always put it back on them this is the way I play anybody who wants to play that game with me leave in it then why don’t you get back in it and

    Drive it away and drive it to the [ __ ] magical in and have CarMax pay you uh or just be so upset in 10 minutes from now when CarMax gives you the same [ __ ] number maybe $1,000 more like maybe it’s going to be a, bucks more

    We’re not that far off if they want to lose [ __ ] two grand on a car have at it we don’t want to do that and I have to let you steal my car to get get it’s not even going to work and most equations for people it’s not even going

    To work so you have to be really really good at kind of like calming them down and like letting them know the scope of things but also be ready to like tell them the you know hey take a walk 5,000 over good why you getting rid of it then

    It’s the hottest thing sell it on Facebook Marketplace have drug deal have have a Russian mobster shipping shippers come over and shoot your wife in the head and then steal your car that’s cool because you wanted to get an extra three grand I’ll sell it on Facebook Marketplace

    Cool Demitri shows up with his buddies realize they don’t really have to just pay you they can just blow your head off and then just get the car on a shipping container 28 miles away from here they’ll put it inside literally Russian guys I’ve never seen this happen I saw a

    Russian guy drive a car in the back of a tractor trailer truck an enclosed one he shipped a G Wagon in the that’s totally illegal in the back of a tractor trailer truck a Russian guy yeah I was like how do you even get it up there ramps I was like that’s

    That’s insane I I had never seen that in my life I didn’t even know that was a real thing I’ve been in the car my whole life anic anic they’re going to shoot these people over 5,000 over but like you know that that’s not the craziest thing like shippers are

    Ruthless car thieves they target especially cars that are five grand over he’s telling you it’s the hottest car on the market hottest cars on the market gets stolen all the time so all because you wanted to get an extra three grand worth it is it worth it to have some

    Russian car shipper murder your entire family with a completely serial number scratched automatic rifle while you were at work and he was supposed to drop off the check and it was supposed to be click clack you know like deals never are yeah go ahead go for it let me know

    How it works out hey and if you sell it idiot dumb guy dumb guy alert or I’m really sorry for what happened to your film um the note on this house in Akon Ohio is uh is this a buy uh love the streams forever my friend is looking to

    Buy tear it apart hope the weather holds out for Buffalo I like you more than a friend oooo oooo hold on the last sentence was the last uh no it wasn’t like it wasn’t like an enclosed uh trailer it was it was like a not it wasn’t this it

    Was like a 52f footer like a like a not a ground not this not a ground entry one like a [ __ ] like like an 18wheeler yes any truck drivers out there know what this is like I know it’s not illegal it’s a 53 trailer like like one

    Of these like high up oh like it was in this thing I was like no [ __ ] way I’ve never seen that happen in my life anyway well I’m sorry um uh love the stream my friend is looking to buy tear it apart hope the weather holds out

    For Buffalo oh yeah it’ll hold up why it supposed to be a snowstorm yeah of course I think it’s always a snowstorm in Buffalo really yeah it looks W weather really yeah day yeah yeah Snow Yeah 79% chance yeah oh no Tuesday sold out show in Buffalo hundreds of people over hundred of

    People over hundred of people now it’ll be good say what’s up it’ll be fun we’ll put I’ll [ __ ] me in a trailer it was snowing in Philly it was like a it was like kind of magical scenery was kind yeah it was kind of magical it was nice this picture of

    Eric he was the only one not wearing any anything on his head he just had snow all over his yeah snow it was pretty yes it was very pretty um very pretty but yeah on this on the V sometimes not actually a thing actually sometimes it complicates things

    That’s what I would say on this sorry buddy um you already have it open I think the uh 120 Fifer maybe not no right there uh looking to buy friends looking to buy love the stream tear it apart good luck in Buffalo I like Ohio man I’m not gonna I can’t [ __ ] on

    Ohio I love what they did right here with this little flag Jesus Christ looks like the high school kids flip this thing good door Choice nice trim work Home Depot hi welcome to the Home Depot flips Department you want us to flip the house all right you can open up a Home Depot

    Credit card just I just need your social real quick M go ahead go I’m ready when you are all right 07526 5464 absolutely all right we’ll get you signed up on our Home Depot uh Homer pay plan we’ll get you into the uh you’re approved oh look at that it’s great all

    Right so we’re going to send out some contractors to get your kitchens done and then we’ll do the rug you’re approved for $3,000 just six months said let me get you into the uh get caught stealing by lost prevention get tack loss prevention tackle team tackle team tackling like [ __ ] Portuguese obese Portuguese

    Women with five gallon pales getting suplexed into like the garden [Laughter] center just like like uh like little old men that they’re like legitimately just stealing a couple of plugs in their like members only jacket they’re just like where you going [ __ ] face it’s like like suplexing like back of the head vetan

    With 50 pins on his like the palia hat with all the pins like like the back of his head hitting like like suplex like right on the desk he’s ble he’s like like a can of paint and then there like a retired army ranger standing over and working l

    Prevention yeah over like a rage dishonorable discharge like he was going to get away with it he was out that door and he wasn’t coming back oh man [ __ ] like just War like the pins the war veteran pins people are stepping on them over uh like two [ __ ] levaton [ __ ] the paint I

    Thought the paint can opener was free he’s got he’s got the paint the sticks the sing scks yeah I thought they were free he had six of them though there were six in there I’m having a tough time in this job he goes to HR for that he murdered a war

    Veteran it’s actually accidental hom it was accidental manaugh that’s him in the Lowe’s office being like yeah so they ended up booking me but where was discharged when it was you know what I mean I’m just trying to protect the store in their inventory it’s my number one

    Priority I was an AR Army Ranger [ __ ] me man all right can’t hate Ohio I can’t yeah I can’t hate Ohio and honestly there’s a couple of like the basement was really well executed everything was done that’s one thing about the whoever flipped this house literally did everything they painted

    The joist they painted the walls they painted yeah nice nice vent um I mean it’s very basic I mean it is [ __ ] flip 101 the plumbing was done pretty well um yeah can see how they see they made the corners all you guys like putting doing PEX just being

    Like I’ll just run a wire with like you know like just a bent pipe yeah that’s what it’s supposed to look like a gator grip or I don’t know some people don’t like them I don’t know Plumbing but I know that that’s what it’s supposed to you know not supposed to have

    Curvy I mean yeah it’s subway tile blue painted cabinets it’s flipped but it’s it is it is like everything was touched upon you know what I mean it was flipped by like a company new mechanical yeah it’s basic but it’s not bad as far as I’m not going to get mad

    Did they buy this thing for 35,000 though that that that’ll be a little insulting 75 okay oh yeah I’d buy it let them let them make money because they they spent they’re allowed to make money they didn’t they didn’t Jam you if you don’t want to do anything and you just

    Want a house I don’t know the area but as far as if this is a situation where you just want a house um if you want to buy one for 75 grand you’d have to pay for all this crap and how much is that crap I would

    Say 38,000 it’s got a new roof maybe 45,000 it’s not that easy I would rather do it this way I don’t think they’re being greedy uh we got hail RT with 25 bucks hey Nick need car advice currently looking at two SUVs right now a 2008 Honda Pilot with 250k miles and a

    2008 Mazda Tribute with 176k Miles uh which would you recommend as the better buy for daily SL maintenance budget is three grand an ‘ 08 Honda Pilot with 240 or a with 250 or a 08 Mazda Tribute uh probably the pilot probably the pilot um timing timing belt job when was the last

    Completed check the Carfax um or the owner ship history tires yeah an 08 Honda Pilot for I don’t care about the miles I drove a ‘ 06 Suburban 2500 with 200,000 miles on it didn’t bother me one bit um recently I drove a sequoia but no not and they weren’t three grand they

    Were like five six so yeah pilot for three grand is probably a better buy the Mazda I don’t think Mazda was you know I don’t I don’t know I don’t know the motor and uh domestic parts that old Honda’s easier to find easier to find fix replace Etc less

    Likely to break but you’re going to you know you have some suspension and brake line issues with the Honda but fix them uh we got uh Jordi elino with 20 bucks um jent seasons greetings from Tampa any collabs coming up with the Adam Freedom show or Mullen y’all’s is my favorites

    Also Chris I’m 90 in into CNC what’s CNC CN you know what CNC oh uh consent consent nonc consent ual yeah 90 rap me come on do your worst do your worst do your worst you Scag oh my ass punch fist my ass that’s a little that’s too

    Old for me fill me up with water put a hose in my ass and fill me up with [Applause] water [ __ ] um any collabs with Mullen or I friend the show oh I hope so Nick Mullen just hit me up with something Wild I just I was just I was just thinking

    About the text he was sending me like um crazy things that were happening texts whoa and then uh no no like good things like all good things like crazy good I just I got to I got to get in touch oh that’s right I had I I had a

    Kid oh I was I was very busy having a kid I got to go back to being cool guy now yeah yeah cool dad yeah cool dad join a bowling league mhm you know mhm go to vfw’s go yeah go to VF WS develop a go to drink a lot at

    Fishing tournament serious drinking habit yes like like in head man that’s every you’re every you’re at a [ __ ] Home Depot saying that like three weeks from now just like a video like a like a CCTV I’m just like I shoot that [ __ ] [ __ ] in the head and rip me

    Off trying to return a [ __ ] tape measure for $300 or something trying to tell him it’s a $300 tape measure I’m drinking paint I’m drinking mint green paint uh note on this house my parents home designed by my father architect of the Year twice state of

    Indiana so what was what what I missed that whole thing uh my parents home designed by my father architect of the Year twice and uh twice for the state of Indiana hell yeah sold last year that’s cool that must be nice flexing your dad’s work I see I I appreciate it and I

    Honest honestly I like the uh the tile top the I like the ilig morson tile top mid-century table in the this K this version of a k system wow he did the uh the chain mail on the on the I like that I can’t even imagine

    Drawing chain mail on a as an idea but that’s cool that’s cool he’s got a couple of OG Barcelona nice oh he’s got a uh what the [ __ ] Gora gorum r r g g gr gorum Gore know what that is couple of Italian chairs I’m just look at the stuff nice

    Mid-century fondue pot 300 Grand is there’s midcentury Buffet look at that a couple of club chairs what did he call the uh masonry work did he call it like um like a I would like to know the term that he used for uh the brick work like what if

    He selected that or if that’s like how I like the uh wow he did a roof deck on top of the the weed smoking deck wow and he reinforced that by putting the uh 4x4s on two W 6X six okay so I got you so we double that up wow

    Cool vintage boxing gloves this guy’s cool yeah use the box look at that [ __ ] uh pontel yeah wow Customs custom lead glass windows that’s cool man cool I like the uh the side this this uh textured side and then the ground cover if you want to

    See what ground cover I always try to draw this this is like a ground cover installation good job um that’s really nice man that’s dope house looks cool as [ __ ] I wish I grew up in that house yeah that’s dope buddy sick sick should be very proud you can eat creamed

    Fishtail now in style it’s in in style dude you could have cheese and cherries you could have some black cherries with corn burger cheese on it it’s my favorite to eat in the dark che cheese covered cherries you could you could have some dust meat that’s what you pork floss pork

    Floss that’s a real thing you know nice yeah what is that where the [ __ ] would you get pork floss uh it’s like a Southeast it’s like a Vietnamese y um it’s dry it’s like dried pork that’s like a floss like texture damn um no on this uh buddy looking buddy looking at buying

    This 199 selling at the worst time ever we got all right we got a snow blowed walkway we got a okay neighbors a little close we great out home sweet home we got some messages for everybody we got someone that didn’t know what to do with an entry way hell

    Yeah stay here someone stealing our gray floors 26 8 41 left that huh Jesus Christ Christ this looks like the possibility for the wetest basement of all time with this uh this carpet I wonder if these are overflowing with water right now okay see what we can did there finished

    Basement the finished basement normally would be like the uh it’s a starter home you know I it’s a shed with a detached garage no pictures in the garage P okay pictures in the garage garage is nice I the garage I would consider the freebie um closed in porch non-insulated it’s not

    Bad it is a starter home you want one freebie I always say you know what I mean uh did they buy this for 70 47,000 hopefully not where are we in Sous City Iowa if they paid less than1 155,000 I’d be scratching my head I said if they paid less than 115,000

    They paid $4,950 cheap son of a [ __ ] damn it I mean I was in 50 bucks guys Jesus they’re a little rich but they they did put in uh they did put all this crap in they put the kitchen in yeah they put the floor in the

    Kitchen they put maybe put the vinyl siding on too and they probably finish the basement so yeah it’s probably a buy it’s probably a buy uh offers though unless they uh like everybody else they grabbed an equity line on their house for 75,000 and then one bought went and

    Bought a pair of uh pair of trucks then then in that case you might be in a little bit of a hairy situation 149 East Hess no notes on the last two last two hous house of the night and no notes we again we appreciate your patrons at shamanic

    House if you want anything it goes out ASAP okay we have things I bought an Italian Gass collection that I paid stupid amount of money for in Cambridge Mass um a couple weeks ago it’s the craziest [ __ ] ever there’s a picture of it tonight uh and the rugs are getting

    Wilder and Wilder and Wilder um I’m going to a rug auction on Sunday at uh Grogan Grogan it’s one of the most important Grogan rug auction um I just want to highlight this is uh I’m going it’s there’s a um the cat the cfel collection this guy uh it’s

    One of the most important rug collections in the world you guys should just see this [ __ ] um you wonder why I talk about these things it’s what I do this rug’s going to sell for 50,000 it’s a [ __ ] it’s a like a yood trapping a

    Techie this is going to do a 100 G the star isak is it like a trapezoid shade yeah that’s like a like a like a what they call like a a bag face or a cover um stupid rugs if you want to see some stupid [ __ ] this is stupid [ __ ]

    This rug like these are my favorite kind of rugs this star kazak um I wish I could know how to use a computer it’s a 73 by5 so it’s a Sixx s basically and uh I have I have a pretty good version of one downstairs that’s a little bigger than

    This that’s not going to sell for 100,000 but this is uh super expens I mean you guys ask like what the [ __ ] you talking about this is like the stupid [ __ ] right here this guy’s collection was like the most important he was uh I

    Know he’s got a whole bio I think he uh I think he used to uh date um Drew Barry Moore but anyo uh same ilk here uh just going through like some of the where is this ter like some of this stuff I know it seems

    Nuts I get it I don’t have the the fancy rug but this is uh just wild [ __ ] and uh happy to have it happy to the idea that you guys are uh having anything in this ilk is hilarious to me same area but old [ __ ] I don’t know that’s my two

    Cents we appreciate the patrons I am still a small store um this one’s 46 x 74 um but yeah this is this is what crazy [ __ ] collector [ __ ] strange people do but I follow like five of these Middle Eastern guys that sell rugs they’re all there yeah they’re all like

    I see them all the time out in uh aeran and downtown Beirut and all over and uh Egypt and they’re all like there now they’re like in Boston like yo we out here we’re at Italy Italy it’s fat that’s funny but no it’s nuts but hey anx there yeah Annex

    There [ __ ] she’s got paika she’s got spices she’s got spices um 1149 you got you got to open on the oh [ __ ] oh me me um Grant Michigan 599 on the lake what’s not to like damn patrion realy beautiful I do like the lake now what’s the made

    Of so just like what’s the water made of is that slime someone was is this Michigan yep Michigan has monsters have you ever heard about this no Michigan monsters they have like you know those little things like Lochness monsters like Lochness Monsters uh the little Shadow creatures yeah the well girl

    An they have mon what’s that anomalies anomalies there’s a lot of different types going a lot of different problems uh but um they were saying that like Michigan is notorious for having like Woods monsters and [ __ ] like Bigfoot lives there all the gangs there I believe it what is this GRE Dogman

    That’s it Michigan Dogman that’s it sorry I didn’t know crypted Cryptids and Dogman yes thank you thank you zoologists oh no no no no crypto zoologists no no crypto zoologists no no cryp did zoologist there what is this uh what is this Green Lake it’s Green Lake you see how green the water

    Was in that one shot nice and slimy damn jump in let’s go for a swim damn yeah Michigan they exist I know I like I I got a story from Airsoft fatty uh and his buddy that were like yo they exist I believe it I getting one of those dog men out

    There I was like what the [ __ ] like I never heard that ever in my life I was like what the [ __ ] is that this house is not bad uh as far as like Lake positioning I always say like by the one like on the hill and as far

    As like what it is it’s like a big dumb lake house that sleeps a billion people kind of what you want in a Lake Region um really really good layout for an Airbnb the neighborhood doesn’t look like it’d be too take too kindly to that I actually like the tile work it’s

    Actually came around it’s actually perfectly retro a sauna dope mechanical system speaks to the quality of the home The View you can’t beat it the blue stone patio is nice the rod Iron’s actually nice it’s actually the rod iron patio is nicer than the rest of the

    House I don’t really understand that um nice piece though is it a deck house is it a mid is it a 1964 mid-century deck house it’s built in 64 76 H yeah it needs like a a little bit of a siding job but honestly I like it the

    Landscaping sucks up here but uh great Airbnb possibility huge Airbnb possibility if they’ll allow it in this area which let’s actually take a look if they would you got to kind of like judge the area like some sometimes I don’t allow it ask Ron lemon and don’t be Sor about this Mr

    Lemon I don’t get it I have no idea be sour oh I have no idea where you talking about I don’t get it jeez when Mike when life gives you lemons you buy houses yeah you buy you buy Don lunch you get Ron M gives you lemons Here Comes

    Ronald that’s his that’s his billboard he’s [ __ ] stupid he’s got like a half like a half cooked idea like a lemon joke it’s like on a billboard he’s wearing like a he’s he looks like the lawyer that if your lawyer looks like this you’re going to

    Jail you ever see that like the big super he’s got a briefcase full of papers Jake always says that he’s always like your [ __ ] Real’s got a briefcase full of papers with him yeah uh I want to know why they’re oh we skipped Corey PA oh we did it is on the list Um um I I’ll get back to it Cory PA 251 2115 Center Street there is two 251s yeah 215 and the 251 back to back anic why’d you do that we’re in a numbers tumble anic get us out quick throw some salt on your food that’s a big one too a brick Toran

    A cheap Victorian and now and uh zive for 25 bucks uh looking forward to Tuesday in Buffalo I’ll be there with the listing in hand meth methed out hell yeah hell yeah sick right here here take my phone it’s got blood on his phone yeah it’s from his hands e

    159 what’s this little girl doing here hey hey she just sounds like birds screaming she looks at you opens her mouth and it’s the sound of 50,000 Birds screaming like in your ears and like a brain hemorrhage oh my God like bug skitters it’s horrifying yeah water horn yeah

    Backwards water horn backwards yeah um it’s nice this is nice this is a it looks like it’s a tough area how far far off am I this is almost a tear down but it’s nice anything s that’ll be a big rebuild just so you know the carriage

    House which is nice it’s probably loaded with antiques if I know what I know um the original details are nice and the house looks stable the porch looks leaky Victorian kitchens always suck we knew that electrical heat electric stove rather built-ins are still there the wood wasn’t covered or painted once this

    House this house would sell better if it was empty to be fair they should have took everything out of this house and put it in um where is this gutter go water management is everything on this thing you know what I mean that’s why this that’s why this is

    Cracking um is this wall going to fall down these trees are going to push it down eventually so that needs to be talked about this whatever this is we need to go inside there structurally you can tear it down and get a yard out of

    It or you can salvage the the wood or something like that take it down piece by piece slowly or something like that I I like I like the house um it looks like it’s in kind of downtown area it’s been on the market forever so they thought it

    Was worth everything wow it’s sold in six okay offer him 100,000 for it I think it’s a cool house I think it’s a cool live that’s a cool live for yeah if if you’re a younger person and you got a little bit of grit in you you could uh

    Have three roommates and live really free on this house like really free and everybody would have a good bed room and uh if you Lo if you had to lose the back barn and uh take it down piece by piece you could sell the wood stack

    It cut it to lengths sell it um or you could um or you could repair it but I don’t know you can make it into a band practice place but this looks leaky right here this looks moldy you’re going to need to get some of these trees off

    There tree work but all in all I like it mechanical uh aestus abatement is what I’d be looking for um registered historical society makes it a little bit of a pain in the ass so you have to literally live with them but honestly they know they’re a pain in the

    Ass at this point in 2024 so they’re just happy to have anybody there playing the game with them so go for it you were going to do it right anyway if you’re watching this [ __ ] stream so um as far as the one in Michigan um if you could Airbnb it’d be great but

    You you I mean that’s that’s a big nut but this stuff I mean I don’t know how nice it is on Swamp Lake but it is a nice house it is humongous um this is the big sale right here that’s that’s the big sale I don’t know what hes

    Lake last oh hes Lake parties party on hes Lake that looks like a fun party that’s just a tri tribute to a friend that’s a funeral go to this one oh that’s a American Idol contestant no I don’t know what kind of activities they have in the lake but if it’s a if

    It’s a desirable Lake lakefront property is going up everywhere um people are calling it waterfront that’s a new thing that’s a new term up here turning your [ __ ] Lake Shack into a waterfront home just made a lot of rednecks rich thermop uh Thermopolis that’s it’s a

    Greek Place uh last house of the night Thermopolis Wyoming it’s a level in Sonic 2 it means heat City yeah level Thermopolis yep uh no no note no Noe two section so what I did was I just bought more couches we can have 30 friends over to watch uh The

    Bachelorette spices Hannah can take those leave the cabinet door open for some reason just why not nice backsplash I did a great job hamburger buns hamburger buns little hamburger buns [ __ ] it let’s leave the food on top of the fridge with a tequila cow Crossing finished basement kids

    Playroom main Den long oblong shaped Den dlog siding decent backyard downhill we getting water on that how’s that structure this looks like it has a little bit of a some Hill retention look like it was done a long time ago an out housee the porch is sinking right here

    Don’t know what happened here this looks a little H Shak quad what’s up with the uh I’ll bet you the porch might need to be turned taken down it’s okay I bet you it was built in uh 1985 40 oh Jesus Christ Wyoming log home let’s not get carried away

    Here 220 seems like all of it like all of it I mean the flooring is a buck a foot the the cabinets are [ __ ] the flooring [ __ ] the rugs [ __ ] the bathrooms need to be redone the layout’s fine the space is good the house is kind of cool the

    Yard’s great you’re on top of your neighbors but it’s kind of cool um I like the accessory unit the uh yeah is this side getting pushed in over here is this hill okay that’s what I want to know like what what is this covering I don’t I don’t really know what I’m

    Looking at um that’s you walk up there to the the playroom there uh the utilities look old as [ __ ] it’s on a slab this is God awful the deck looks like it’s falling down it’s okay 220 just seems rich uh this guy bought it for like 120,000

    And6 pretty damn close that was I bet you 100 bucks it was 12 um we got Michael Shipman with 25 bucks been thinking about doing OTR Trucking thanks to the streams but don’t have a CDL um are there some companies that help new retards get their license

    Yeah I think that’s pretty much like a standard thing that a lot of uh decent trucking companies I wish Momo mo mo M Mo was here he know he knows a thing or too yeah he’d know a thing it too um but yeah most companies will be like uh

    Eager to provide for CDL depending on what you want to do um go for it just it’s not it’s not hard go get it Eric Hayden has one yeah he can drive it big rig really yeah oh hell yeah so funny we should get one yeah just have him drive

    It everywhere um real piece a c CDL yeah yeah just Eric just whipping trailers around as fast as possible trailers full of things full of uh Toys drum symbols like rolling around through a house anic um yeah I don’t I don’t know if I like this body I I don’t think it’s

    I don’t think it’s a good deal I think uh this is I think this house is in need of some pretty serious Renault to make it look like something special it’s kind of slammed into a neighborhood um pass on that and then uh yeah I think any company will

    Um any company will be happy to send you through a CDL program I’m pretty sure I’m pretty sure any any decent one I know the big ones were but I think working for the big company sucks and I think if you say that to a private owner

    Like hey I want to get into this I heard from the private I’ll go get a uh oh blood I’ll um that’s so funny I used to like it’s like oh man just are rowing blood all over he’s like hi I’m your a realtor you have like like your blood

    From your scabs on your face that’s so [ __ ] funny yeah um we got Johnny forkin with 50 Australian dollars holy [ __ ] bought my house fire sale from a divorced couple for 550 it’s now worth 750 based on location is it okay to put 50 into renovation now in hope for a

    Bigger price when it’s properly evaluated or should I just sell it as it is and move on cheers fellas um if you were to uh I would go I would go now I would probably I don’t think you if if 50,000 is a decent chunk of change um I would

    Spend 5,000 buttoning up everything rather than spend 50,000 to try to put it to Market and I think you know what I mean like painting fixing fence poles the hose bib the [ __ ] like the washing machine setup the hookups like the plumbing things um having things clean um spending money on

    Like decluttering the house and readying for sale uh painting rooms like uniform colors uh fixing little flooring issues making sure all the doors shut adjusting the hinges fixing like drawers that slide in and out plumbing underneath is tight and not leaking um maybe upgrade an app an appliance here or there um but

    Uh I think uh that’s that I’d rather than spend 50 Grand trying to like add something of value I think like cleaning or or maybe refinishing stuff like five grand maybe doing a flooring or some a re like the worst outdated thing of the house like putting your attention there

    Making sure that the doors are all matching and whatnot but uh I would uh I would do that as opposed to spending like a 50,000 is kind of a lot of money in your I mean in the equation it’s it’s all relative right but that’s that’s

    Like % of the dough right I mean it’s it’s 50 uh 25% of your total profits like to try to dump it in to get a marginal amount more I don’t think so I would like I said I would button those things up and truly get whatever the

    Biggest number is out of it by by doing that and that’s it that’s it guys that’s it Buffalo we’ll see you uh no stream on Tuesday or Thursday of next week we are busy as [ __ ] so I will see you the following Tuesday drinking our own blood drinking

    Our own blood I’m going to miss you if anybody’s getting married needs a ring uh 300 bucks it’s an art de 208 Art Deco with a little quarter karat [ __ ] M dier ring but I think it’s nice it’s very nice if you guys want that if anybody’s

    Getting right just a just a little I’ll try to buy those for anybody I know I know it’s not easy to try to sometimes you’re you’re in so much love any of you girls are out there looking for a nice size seven engagement ring for a nice

    Guy a nice small guy might just buy just to wear it yeah May or maybe just want to for yourself but either way um yeah um I’m going to try to keep those around I was having fun but I I know they’re kind of hard to find I saw a few other

    Ones for 2200 and um but that’s kind of the [ __ ] I’m talking about but take care um we got we got a last SP squeeze in Dr Eric Shin with 25 bucks hi Nick good looks on shouting out Steven RI rioles oh Steve rolis the other night still

    Need to show you the the Renault I sent in if you’re in Boston this weekend I can show you in person along with some other real estate stuff we got going on hey hell yeah man be real hopefully he’s working on my project I can’t wait uh I talked to him this week

    So great guy yeah um yeah just a high school pal that did the Wild move of starting his own business but he’s he’s he’s a great guy so I can’t I’m looking forward to it I’m really I’m sure it came out dope I’m going to we’re going

    To try to work to the best of our abilities to come up with the best designs yes the best designs but um yeah thank you thank you guys see you in Buffalo and we were doing the world’s night the biggest snowman competition yeah we’re going to do world’s biggest

    Snow world’s fastest snowball to the face of the bartender of the bouncer of the bouncer competition you get a free shirt you get a you get a free cigarette yeah yeah you get a free cigarette and you get choked out by a 280b Hell’s Angel from Buffalo in Buffalo

    Yeah just like like 160 PB uh computer guy just yoked up for taking that seriously can can to wait buffalo wings in Buffalo yeah I can’t wait diarrhea yeah yeah I’m going to eat the hot I’m going to have hot wings and then spray [ __ ] all over the inside of P the the

    Waiver Wings when you have the sign of waiver oh yeah is it is it a real thing probably yeah yeah yeah I need the one that comes with a l

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    1. Chris and Nick actually work perfectly together because u can tell when they're distant enough yet are good for each other. It's a nice jam when they click about how different they are. Little awkward silences are just amazing. Something to dig your teeth into
      N.B: I'm gay
      Edit:this sucks

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