Let us return to the warm blanket of the weekly rugby update. And this weeks update concerns itself mostly with Round 3 of the Investec Champions Cup. How novel!
The Games:
Northampton Saints vs Bayonnais
Lyon vs Connacht
Exter Chiefs vs Glasgow Warriors
Bristol Bears vs Bulls
Toulon vs Munster
Leinster vs Stade Francais
Stormers vs Sale Sharks
Cardiff vs Harlequins
Ulster vs Toulouse
Bath vs Racing 92
La Rochelle vs Leicester Tigers
And yes, this was recorded before the LZR news.
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Was thinking okay Lan us cleaning up the mess thank goodness no what are you doing ah Ry don’t know who he thought was oh okay this week we are back to normal programming I have had my holiday and I have made my long video but now we must
All suck it up and get back on the grind the grind in this instance being a seemingly endless number of games in the Euro African Champions Cup Friday night a lifetime ago if I strain my m I think I can remember people called Courtney Freeman and Tom Smith scoring
Freely for the Saints they batted Champions Cup newbi Bayon by 61 points to 14 when you are tackling at 81% and letting Leon make 12 clean breaks and beat 37 Defenders you are going to have a bad time 37 Defenders that’s two entire Rugby teams plus seven bench
Replacements conak paid the price in a 34 to20 loss as they should for that effort the Chiefs Warriors game came down to a final call by the referee that snatched Victory out of the visitor’s hands honestly there’s about five things the refs could have called as penalties
For both teams in that last scrum but in this timeline it meant the Chiefs hung on for a dramatic 19-7 win tulon versus moner on a Saturday night I have been told that this is a big deal what I do know is Monster beating a stacked ton
Away from home is good 18 to 29 for the tough Irish visitors rooting the challenge Cup champions to the bottom of their pool probably because of that challenge cup stank on them the Bulls traveled to Bristol next to take on the struggling bears and there must be a
Bunch of yakas growing in Bristol cuz the Bulls did not have that deer in headlights look they usually get when they are playing abroad a strong scrum paved the way for a 17-31 win and Jake white happy to have secured the services of wow in Petoria another game another
Scrum lesson from the sappers this time the storm is big boys taught Young Sale Prospect aser that there’s still plenty to learn and even with Le and Z’s gimme the stormers always looked comfortable it all ended at 31 points to 24 and the storm is well on their way to the last
16 at the same time lster were taking on St France in Dublin all the big blue boys were there and they did to a second string stud team what you would expect a first string lster team to do 43-7 all but confirming their qualification for The Knockouts whoo is wellsh be the only
Team from camri in the Champions Cup epitomized The Melancholy in a tough night against the visiting Holo quins 15 points to 54 for the visitors in front of a packed out Cardiff arms Park someone please just give the Welsh teams some cash I did not catch oler hosting
To lose in Belfast live but through osmosis I could tell that that little freak was putting on a show again 24 points to 48 the final score and to lose looking like the other big team along with lell and lster the game of the weekend was in both between both and
Rling 92 and I think I need to stop watching russling play because every time I do they lose and then I feel like I’ve let sea down and do you know what it feels like to let sea down it feels bad anyway a back and forth battle ended
With both coming out on top 29 Points to 25 Yan fanan is Making Waves in both wait that works o lell had a bit of that backlash in them hey they lost last time out against the stormers and they just bottled up all that anger and pain and
Took it out on the Tigers this weekend I don’t know if the Tigers were at half strength but 45 to 12 is painful no matter how many tackle bags you usually hold during the season even more o why are these French sides so angry at the English Bordeaux unleashed the best
Backline in Europe Africa on a stacked looking sens and absolutely pasted them by 55 points to 15 there is plenty this is the end of the Saron Dynasty going around but I would rather focus on how utterly incredibly well Bordeaux is playing right now a few more results
Like that and they might be joining to lose lster and lelle as the big four of the Champions Cup that would be pretty cool and those were the pretty cool results from the weekend at least in any competition that won’t give you Wilder’s eye when you look at
It okay let me just take the hit and read out the results from the rising mass that is the challenge cup so that you don’t have to pen smashed the Falcons the ospre whooped perpar the Sharks dominated oxs in a game about as intense as floating on a pool clont
Breeze P the Scarlets zebra beat the dragons the Italian budgets starting to bear fruit cast beat black lion Edinburgh threw it away against glester montellier had the greatest upset in their history of sport by beating a second string Lions and the cheetah walk straight out of an Amsterdam coffee shop
Into a loss to pow okay I need to go take a shower oh that feels much better okay on to the news H the big news this week is that incredible amounts of sanity have prevailed and Andy Farrell has been named as the head coach of the British
And Irish lons for the tour to Australia in 2025 and with that news my wish is that the 2015 England coaching staff all reunite to wreck terrible revenge on the wbees for that World Cup Owen better be captain and Mike Brown must be the back and I want Chris robshaw to be involved
In some way maybe he can wash the doll wishes come in thre so my second one is that anyone posting lion squads before the 2025 Six Nations is over must have their internet search history made public it is the only just punishment not much other news mostly just transfer
Rumors really Owen Ferell might be leaving the English premiership Courtney laws might be leaving the English premiership manuu lagi might be leaving the English premiership Andre Esten might be leaving the English premiership Ruan Akerman might be leaving the English premiership Johnny Hill might be leaving the English premiership Lewis
Ladin might be leaving the English premiership and Kyle Sinkler might be leaving the English premiership luckily the English premiership has lured the star power of Thomas Williams and maybe even Adan way they could not however capture the services of Mason Grady it sure does look like it’s the start of a
Sea change in English rugby maybe the salaries are correcting themselves a bit after the co affected 4year cycle what it does do is open up some spots for young players to F in those teams that the big boys are leaving we’ll see if it does well for England in the future but
Not this week this week’s rugby update is done I will see you all next week after the Bulls versus Bordeaux game turns into an 80 points a piece world record Thriller by
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Re news -Whats your take on LRZ leaving rugby for the NFL? On the eve of the six nations too! Great vid as always, thank you!!!
Riaan, thank you so much for these updates. Sadly I don't have time to watch much rugby these days but you help me stay up to date with the news. I tip my hat to you good sir.
I can’t wait for the British and Irish Lions tour. Fingers crossed that the 2nd, 5th, 6th and 8th ranked teams in the world can combine forces to beat the 9th ranked team in the world.
Love the general humour you add to your reviews. Subscribed. Cheers from France.
I'd like to see a proper clash Between UBB and The Bulls with two teams fully loaded but head says UBB is going to send a B team in Pretoria, qualification being already secured.
Can't get over the quality of theae videos. How are you so consistently funny and original? How ? HOW ?
Thank you Riaan, may you live forever
Hahahaha… great call about publishing 2025 Lions squads super early! Public internet search history is a classic call!
Nobody is calling the Champions Cup the Euro-Africa cup!
Great to have to back!
Can the dressing gown be worn every video 😏
Lekker Riaan! Pulling some serious Hefner vibes. This coming weekend's games will be thrilling to watch!
Sex sells!
Always looking forward to these updates!