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Sam Hyde and Nick GO OFF on INSANE House Listings
Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort look at INSANE house listings on the Perfect Guy Life or PGL Podcast
Excellent yeah yeah oh yeah are we live Chris we’re we’re live oh excellent excellent happy Thursday it sure is a happy Thursday what kind of plants do you have in your home I have one fake plant one fake plant from HomeGoods really at least they have a fake PL yeah I got
This uh money tree oh nice yeah it grows money it grows $1 per year yeah it grows over $1 per year and it all this allows me to do is Spill fish [ __ ] fertilizer oh I remember that I remember that yeah that that that feces smell you’re
Smelling yeah not not not human feces ocean feces yeah that’s ocean that’s a fish [ __ ] so yeah know I’ve been uh I have uh what is it one two three four five six oh seven seven up here and I have another 10 in my living room uh beautiful first
First uh two years of it nothing [ __ ] dying dead I’ll be honest with you then you got your it’s that low level of discipline oh you need it’s like seeing your first AB oh yeah you got to you got to really plants are like no joke well
It’s like they like they suck and they [ __ ] you over and then once you master them it’s way better it’s supremely better how’s your week going everybody how are you I didn’t want to wear this stupid shirt tonight is it can’t be any worse than my
Rhode Island metal I like the guy from Rhode Island that’s Louis vag’s company when I used to be a a copper Thief mhm that’s where I go I got this at Savers that’s a great you’re a scrapper to be hip yeah yeah I actually need a copper I
Would wear this to work like this really with the hole the hole in my I have I have the pointiest elbows in all the land do you have any pants with a hole like right in the ass like sweatpants or something I have one right in the cross
Right near the penis right near the penis right near where the penis should be um how are you how how’s things look at this beautiful cappuccino that’s a l that’s a latte I believe I don’t even know what a cappuccino is I actually don’t know this is espresso Nick
Prepared this for me this is beautiful I like uh no I got a lar zaco setup I La lar zaka lanaa mini that I bought from Bolt coffee shout out to the team at bolt coffee shouts up um yeah Brian Gibb great guy friends with them just from
Being into it it’s amazing when you talk about something you really like um I’ve made iced coffee from that tea thing and then uh I got a A marzo for for that and uh yeah espresso has been life changing [ __ ] with I sleep a little bit really I
Stay up at night and I dream God forbid I have dreams God forbid I’m sitting there up with my knees pulled against my chest thinking about you once again Melania thinking about you it’s not a phase I think therefore I die have you seen like the the edits
Where it’s like uh they’ll put Midwest emo over like something out of context like there was a ref there’s a there’s an Umpire in like a picture at like a baseball game they were like screaming at each other but they had the Midwest thing and it just like made it seem sad
He was like give me a shot like mid really oh that’s wicked funny I know exactly what you’re saying I’ll send it to you lat I love that kind of [ __ ] you know I save all those Tik toks yes no I know you can send them to
Me anytime you can be you can bury me in Tik toks at you you see the Chinese house that Chinese modular home ient you yep yep I’ve seen that before yeah the thing the Tony sign oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah um but at any rate uh we’re having
A great time just got off the horn with uh I just got off the with Riff Raff he’s a wild man mad funny super funny it’s really funny my daughter is like uh she likes the Ferrar I want a Ferrari song she doesn’t know Riff Raff
Sings it she says put on danant Tony Dan Tony yeah Mt funny that’s awesome uh so that’s that’s that’s just really really nice um yeah hey look real estate’s a hobby it’s a fun thing all right these [ __ ] flippers and these garbage men out there telling you look we’re not
Flippers all right we’re not Real Estate Investors we’re just trying to save people from uh not knowing what a good house is you know there’s nothing worse than watching movie stars and celebrities live in dog [ __ ] houses and just it’s so embarrassing never mind your average friend or your average
Buddy who’s doing well buying middle of the way mcmansions that’s what we’re here to do welcome um and we’re here to just save you from making mistakes not even understanding what a good house is or a good piece of property and why um I think we’re doing a pretty damn good job
At it and I’m very very happy to be uh to be able to do this um beautiful quite it’s fun quite frankly quite frankly uh we got your mom gay Noob first first chat of the night Lynch it up Nick espresso is gay oh is it uh is it I
Think well you call me [ __ ] Elden John in the 70s then call me gon duas [ __ ] cuz we we’re gay now yeah I’m uh cartwheeling on the bride floats oh yeah no I drink iced coffee every day it’s 7:00 at night Rhode Island time what do you want going to do be
Lethargic hey oh I’m so I’m so tired I was afraid to drink coffee at this hour and then Nick was like you’ll be fine you’ll be fine you’ve got restless legs restless leg syndrome now you got restless body syndrome now you got restless arms and restless leg you
Thought you had a problem with looking at Tik Tok at night yeah how about uh yeah how about being uh Elton John in the SE in the 1968 where you dramatically try to kill yourself in front of your family by throwing yourself in a pool did like Elton John
Did I didn’t know he did that it’s really funny it’s not nothing funny about suicide even though I’m thinking about doing it myself if you don’t come back to me or if I could never smell your smell your scent again as you leave the room so many times so
Sad your Secret deodorant yes look like a weird yeah your secret yeah yeah your degree yeah if I can’t catch you with of your cool Spirit degree oh yeah it’s funny yeah no um but no it’s it’s been fun uh it’s interesting too uh Cofe coffee is kind
Of difficult huh for you really coffee now people roast their own beans and [ __ ] yeah I don’t I wouldn’t you’re a thorough guy though yeah I wouldn’t yeah I go pretty [ __ ] with uh cocktails I’m so happy that what a what a fun hobby and I would have liked you
Anyway but then you were like oh yeah do you like really good cocktails I’m like do I milk yeah the weird the weirdest was the clarification milk clarification yeah he made uh a clarified mil milk punch that’s I wouldn’t have known about it if it weren’t for the Thirsty Whale
The Thirsty Whale is good out in Connecticut yeah he’s where in Connecticut hamen we have to guess yeah the Thirsty Whale has to come over here Thirsty Whale if you’re out there come on over here he’s a metal fan he’s a metal guy right he’s a metal guy it’s
We’re close we’re close you’re in the sphere he’s in the sphere yeah he’s uh yeah because now that we’re at Bravo network now that we’re the Bravo network uh we can have a a guest I Andy Cohen we can have a guest bartender yeah it’s rupall in the Thirsty Whale but a guest
Bartender would be the [ __ ] yeah I know I’d just be cocked by the end cut us off yeah he’s like listen you guys need to stop and I’m like don’t you [ __ ] tell me I need to stop that’s what happens I know these Walnut old Fashions are Walnut BS just seventh Walnut
Oldfashioned should take it easy yeah those kind of cocktails aren’t meant to in the in the seven range the double digit digit double digit we ran out like yeah you go to a bar we we you you we ran out of all of our Elder FL flow uh
Oio sacrum yeah hey yeah hey our uh our shrub we’re out of the shrub that you want for this cocktail because you drank it all and I like my favorite thing about drinking cocktails I used to drink with my brother heavily a couple years back uh in the summer we would drink
Sitting down all day in the summer and then we’ get up and it would be like yeah yeah yeah for the first time where like you just like you’re like oh man all right you ready to move to another spot yeah you didn’t saw that yeah you’re
Like oh [ __ ] they anybody see that that’s funny man is there a lighter over there I was going to ask see oh yeah yeah yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah anyway um oh uh we got what we got here um we got Dand I don’t know if it’s D
And muscle up crew or Dand Muscle Up crew you can clarify if you want uh with 35 Canadian you can milk clarify it if you want yeah milk clarify uh we got uh he says 32 year-old software engineer making 210k a year uh thanks for tips last episode on where to
Find furniture for my new two-bedroom apartment where should I look for inspiration on how to lay things out placement Decor art Furnishings Etc afraid I’ll make it look hideous no I think I know just a spot I know just how to do this fact I should have screenshotted maybe I did
Um I bought the book hold on the Pinterest no home book hold on I’ll call it’s there’s a cool book for this hold on and you can just download the uh oh what the [ __ ] is this thing called God damn it oh why am I well there’s like small
Rules about like rug size and [ __ ] um my apologies um it’s like the Builder handbook it just teaches about building code but um honestly man a good one that I like magazine subcription certain parts of year ad architectural digest and L Decor I know this sounds whack as [ __ ] I have
A three pack I think it’s l Decor El Decor Martha Stewart or uh what is it Town and Country Home who stayed at my house oh yeah I’ve been in the Publications I’ve had in my houses in many Publications Boston magazine really yeah um J for monx no for for my for the
House they did a Chronicle two people did a Chronicle on the other about this house no the other one oh okay M this one we pitched uh we had a photographer reach out that photographed for really yeah I didn’t know this but the way they work is they have like independent
Photographers that like find a cool story and they pitch to them I didn’t know that so story what’s up putts it’s putts and shout out to all you Clippers thank you sack live putts clopin clown a pin clips and shiz clips clips and shiz uh dollar dollar streams it’s a lot uh
A no AO damn it um maybe it’s the indor design handbag but um is see the light no it’s in front of your oh it’s right there thank you mm but as far as l i I think I honestly ad is ad was getting aggravating for a while
Because it kept on [ __ ] slamming it with the [ __ ] Kardashians and it was like no one gives a [ __ ] about uh you know this [ __ ] Fly by Night celebrity fake [ __ ] house that some agent that he’s sitting that he’s house sitting for his agent um so that was getting really
[ __ ] cringy at the time uh so El deor has always kind of been my my uh my go-to and I know this is this is I don’t I don’t think they make a a more hard ass conversation than this about like NFL player tough guy [ __ ] but I’ll
[ __ ] crack a to 2×4 right across your [ __ ] forehead dick I love El deor and I love Ulta and you know what else I like [ __ ] my toner I got this wicked nice asop toner that I use on my skin toner it’s a toner it’s a it helps the redness blotchiness
No it’s just toner that I got from [ __ ] asop you’re doing you’re doing like a a PA ACC you’re doing like a like a like a Philly go Birds yeah go Birds the Pittsburgh accents really funny I can’t do it but yeah love accents I like it I
Know no no no hey it’s been a hey when you when you you know when you’re a piece of [ __ ] and you finally get face creams because you start [ __ ] wait you actually the lawyers actually have no my wife got me asop cream for my [ __ ] birthday for my
Christmas is it for just like what just like this like I don’t [ __ ] know it’s like it’s I I’ll use it till I run out and I’ll go back to the [ __ ] I use sah v s yes yes yeah use uh what’s that one that setap Cetaphil Cetaphil the one you’re I
Don’t [ __ ] know um I got big zits I got cystic acne [ __ ] and I got [ __ ] plastic surgery hey [ __ ] that’s awesome but yeah no uh but no no no no um we got tickets some tickets left I think for buffalo on the 23rd mhm speaking of Y Philly we will see you
Soon see you see you uh Monday night uh a couple of cool shows that ended up selling out that’s cool and then we got a couple more uh Buffalo a week after Sammy Sam’s gonna be throwing it down be there Eric’s gonna be there Charles gonna be it’s gonna be great you ever
Been to Buffalo never been to BU I’ve actually I’ve driven through Buffalo I’ve never been been actually I don’t think I’ve gotten close to I don’t know I don’t think I’ve ever been to Buffalo I’ve never been and I’ve never been to Toronto I’ve been to Montreal so y
Um I’m excited I’m this wer Mass o oh yeah we got a note on this one this bad boy right here uh let’s see uh hey Nick still hunting for [ __ ] in the Worcester area you killed it with the fish tank house what are your thoughts on this condo um so Worcester
Uh clocks like my home this is like you know one of these mil towns in New England all right there’s a handful of them I’ll put Worcester on the top end of the the mil towns that are still you know in 2024 um I two projects in my hometown
That went down like this and I’ve been basically watching them TR trade I can show you a [ __ ] parallel there is one that is always on the market in these buildings all right so your neighbors just so we’re all on the same page are [ __ ] strippers typically because
They’re loud this is a converted school or a DMV or a Convent or you know where the priests live or you know whatever you know um the common hallways are loud and creaky um shit’s always going down um I there was one called the Geneva Mills in North Province and there’s another
One that literally looks exactly like this and it was a stone uh Stone building a granite building in one socket that was the same size and roughly like a six break but um most of the time it’s like like mil on a budget so it’s kind of like people who would
Buy mill on a budget I mean the kitchens are ass um the outfits are really not good I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with them $299 uh the way they trade as far as like money goes you really got to buy them in the toilet
Can’t buy them up here um these are here to hang upscale divor that are confused about how to use a map that’s what the reality of this is um they just don’t know where they are they think it’s like a mill but it’s not really a mill it’s not built by like a
California West Coast style developer this was done by a really shitty developer I mean the quality is just [ __ ] whack like the look what they ran there’s no like thought process in this electrical plan the doors as cheap as [ __ ] the kitchens are as cheap even
The finish this is called skip troll on the plaster the if you I have smooth on the walls which is more expensive and then skip TRW on the ceilings which is basically where they just they they finish it faster you know one if if this was all smooth it would take twice as
Much time to kind of basically even out all the material for lack of a better explanation but uh this is the cheapest way to do [ __ ] it’s like kind of fast and dirty and uh you know it’s you can see it there’s really no upside the spiral staircase all the way up every
Night uh you know just to hear a stripper yelling at her [ __ ] boyfriend all night about her [ __ ] Lexus stinking like [ __ ] some other girl or some [ __ ] I don’t know but uh I bought weed in these many times over the years like a lot I’m sure a lot
Of you have bought drugs inside these like Mills yeah so go to uh what’s it called so I don’t like how they trade and I wouldn’t buy them now I would buy them when the [ __ ] falls out and they’re literally wholesale but they don’t even they don’t even come up that much I
Really was unimpressed that that that I think everybody kind of puts it together that they don’t they don’t trade well typically in my experience I could be way off but I don’t think I am yeah and check check out uh what’ you say if you’re if you’re not familiar with wer
Check out uh Ralph Steiner I think that’s the end of the bar oh yeah Ralph Steiner was fun yeah yeah that’s when I yeah that’s when I was like all that’s when we went to that restaurant or what or that you guys were at I was like oh
This is here that’s when I just realized like Worcester had some oh yeah hidden stuff dead horse Hill and Worcester is yeah knock him dead yeah that was awesome it’s really something else I mean uh not note on this house uh Nick why haven’t you bought this yet I know
Why haven’t I bought this yet what the [ __ ] 1.3 wow anybody ever get to the bottom of a Will Ferrell’s obsession with cougars and big cats in every movie it’s like something he always brings out H yeah yeah I would have never I realized it the other day I never put it together
And then I was like oh yeah every single time Illuminati thing yeah it’s his his humiliation ritual let talk about uh leopard he got off really easy yeah yeah yeah they were like all right and you have to [ __ ] mcau culin but you will farell you you have to talk about
Leopards all the time why just just shut the [ __ ] up and do it don’t ask why don’t look at me over here just do it and go to parties with Lady Gaga right now that that would be cool that would be cool yeah if you could like eat off a
Person or something that’d be cool we’re going to like halfway submerge them in like a bloodish looking chocolate sauce thing but yeah yeah you’ll definitely be like wearing like a white lab coat with like you know 70 other you know notable people this house is [ __ ] incredible
Look at the [ __ ] view of the pool the material was [ __ ] rocking see they didn’t do board form they did that’s all those all plywood formed concrete this is [ __ ] perfect look at the comically large Birch it logs in the uh in the in the fireplace yeah you should burn those in
There we’ll burn a car covered in gasoline too like wow look at that man that is thank you for finding this man thank you it really thoughtful hey thank thank you Kenny 9 Millie for the 200 uh Seck SEC crowner unfinished 14 by 23 wow Sauna sh this is [ __ ] killer got to call Jake Jake Bill Reus has got it for sale I mean I got to know someone there it’s oh it’s Pat Williams Team all right 209 days on Zillow oh it’s an Ola Peterson H I thought this was a petor
Sped I thought it was a this was a Colin Bine piece three three farts what’s the other name I wrote down Colin Bine oh this is fed landscape architect Colin Bine and P sped did this right uh wait wait uh uh I thought of one it was like it
Was like boss uh ton Marathon bombing oh yeah yeah no it was uh C no no yes there were there were great ones yeah the three you like you’re like uh Cheryl three farts or something like that yeah yeah yeah making them like a super silly oh this is from Three Tarts
Three farts architecture right three oh I love the project they did out on that it was uh was out on the coast it was four acres on the coast this is three farts right this is oh was incredible The View okay so they did this um blue stone they
Did a uh pat pat mccrotch this is a lick my balls AR yeah this is fat drooling retards work right oh I love their stone work they have access yeah this is now that that that’s that’s the best thing I’ve seen in um they wanted 1.8 million for I
Mean did we get to what they bought for us sorry they’ve been selling this house for [ __ ] 5 years got a lot of New England listings all right the stream I’m liking it Boston feels at home mark wallberg oh that’s what Charleston white was calling me Mark wallberg all day
Really man it’s Mar it’s Mark wallberg why I don’t know I just thought I was Mark Walberg said I would take him to my brother Donnie’s place we’re gonna go do push-ups in a puddle this is this is the this is making me sick to my
Stomach I don’t want to live in Old Line but that’s a anybody know lime it’s got a 400,000 bucks and doesn’t feel like buying something crazy that’s it needs work but that’s that’s worth it’s worth 875 to me and I would love to have that
Good part of town um call Jake we got Danny H with 25 bucks hey Nick um my cousin wants to get a construction loan down here in Virginia his girl owns a 4 acre lot and wants to build a on story Rambler Builder quoted 260,000 rate is
8% on construction loan is it a good time to build not if you’re going to build that if I’m being honest with you man you got a freebie the land let’s call the 4 acre lot 70 grand let’s just let’s let’s call it let’s just call it 70
Grand because it could be 100 it could be 50 but let’s just call it a buildable so let’s call 75,000 bucks um 8% and I’m sure you have to have they’re considering the land a part of the loan down do they need any more money down how much money how how much
Money do you have extra do you have 50,000 and how long would take you to grow 50 to uh like a 100,000 I know land eats and it eats 2,000 bucks a month but I would definitely do any of my plans that I’d be building I’d be thinking about it
Like uh the first structure that goes on it is not the last structure that goes on it I would try to do it that way I wouldn’t try to get a little shitty version of any one thing I would try to get a really good version of of a of a
Very usable spot maybe even starting with a garage space and living with like an area above a garage space and then working backwards at a main home that’s that’s how I would do it if it was uh me but building a uh a shittier house that
Has like uh less less um like you got you got the garage you got the two you got the more bedrooms that you wanted or whatever the [ __ ] that you wanted you got to flex your muscle but if you got to flex your muscles at like a a four
Level house I would rather see you do it like a like a level eight garage with a living unit you know even something but that’s just the way I that’s just project Pro Management going at it that you only want to build one house but um
8% doesn’t bother me I mean it’s you’re going to pay a premium because it’s a construction loan let’s be honest there’s there’s no property there right shouldn’t you pay more interest because it’s more of a risk you know kind of it’s not not that much of a a mystery
But uh be careful and um I would uh just just maybe just maybe take a long look at what I’m building and then ask myself like in the end of this really hard to- do thing did I just build myself something very mediocre when I had more
Uh more gas in the tank um that’s all because there’s just a lot of production homes in Virginia so I wouldn’t want to see you add to it like just build another beige Camry don’t you know this is this is the one area where the beige
Camry is not not the thing you want uh note on this house uh this house is by the beach in my hometown just curious what you think switch think it’s [ __ ] ugly as [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate it all sucks it’s a sideways [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] God we
Know how to rune coastal areas don’t we probably get flooded house we did the house house I was thinking I kind of wanted the house to look like that Monopoly piece the biger the bigger one yeah how house is easy to build here let me show
You let me show you how to do it let’s count the windows 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 18 and then you just there’s another side of the house8 windows yeah so it’s you go to the 30
Then you go the window store you say hi I’ll have 36 Windows please and then you measure how big those windows are and then you add two of them and you have to have a little bit of house in the middle so you add that part of the house up and
Then you have to have roof but the roof has to go up yeah so if you go up in you go out someone knows how to do the math to say like you need this much shingle roof yeah and then you go buy that and
Then you paint it a color and then it’s a house you know what the most common easiest to find color is beige walk out basement some for some reason I smell the ocean breeze but yeah you can you sure can and that’s the best part about it is the Fresh Ocean
Breeze sweet we got seashells what the what is that say Global I know I’m getting a picture of that all this beautiful Decor you’re not going to show me the antique fish it’s probably must be a private business fish finders Global fish finders sign it’s the best piece in the whole house
Beautiful [ __ ] radass Builder grade maple cabinets a $6,000 stove um a direct vent fireplace that looks like [ __ ] which I’m contemplating on doing the house which is direct vent which is you know this thing just you hit button or you turn a little lever and then this
Just heats up like a like a toy like a pressure cooker yeah it it pressure Cooks your thoughts and your will to live so the house looks what I thought it would look like the inside yeah it looks like a uh a TJ Maxx towel yeah cool another basement so we can slam
More money out of this thing that’s what they were thinking oh cool this looks nice and clean I would literally rather see a [ __ ] Spirit walk by like I would rather see a video of like a [ __ ] shadow person walking across this than look in there and see that
What is that a fence yeah hey buddy do me a favor get the [ __ ] garbage out of your [ __ ] it’s what fell off the it’s it’s the it’s what fell off what’s on top the hurricane damage yeah the roof deck fell onto the goddamn Grill Karen yeah uh big [ __ ] stupid ass
House uh and it’s optimized for Beach rental space but uh as far as an own uh they want 7609 you know it’s going to be I’d call it even more than that this this has a ton of money down so what did uh what did Bobby baseball
Ask buy this for Tom R I should have known I should have known then he put the addition on it thank you very much yeah this house is a [ __ ] it’s a toilet it’s like a basic it’s like everything was the good he bought he bought a
Just Chunky Soup it’s good it’s good soup good soup yeah chicken noodle Chunky Soup is good so he just took that R route uh on 65 different choices good for him you have more uh yeah oh yeah oh yeah we got thio 25 bucks Nick I bought
A new Builder Gade house in um Waka what is that Texas town wo waa chassis oh waxahachi waxahachi bought a new Builder grade house in waa that place Texas uh two years ago for 325 it’s my first house but it’s uh DR Horton oh DR Horton DR Horton am I [ __ ]
Also is it worth putting any money into for upgrades no I wouldn’t put that’s I wouldn’t put any money into it I would just sort of like leave it as is um use the house use it man um it’s like a so he bought a uh he bought a house from a
Builder there’s like I think the two two or three big biggest builders in the country are py DR Horton there’s a couple other big guys out there but those are the ones that are on uh [ __ ] CNBC all the time doesn’t matter they build uh what they they make up the
The bulk of or the largest leg out of residential real estate we build what it 400,000 houses a year in this country you know they take up a large portion of but uh yeah they build a ton in Texas yeah I know that once once you kind of
Like know that you’re in one I’m sure you must be like [ __ ] but you kind of you got to know that yeah um I mean but I wouldn’t know I wouldn’t be spending though to have the [ __ ] uh princess contest right now with the other I mean it’s not everybody
In Texas has one of those I I wouldn’t be dumping D into it man to be honest with you I would just live in the [ __ ] thing and then kind of like you’re going to get a free kick from Dallas you know I think so your property
Is going to be fine you’ll be fine but um just slide out of it or rent it do uh long-term corporate rental like from the highest end from those like weird new websites that work with like hospitals exclusively and get like [ __ ] $5,500 a month from and then buy another house
By saving up for a couple of years if you want to keep it I mean they just trade pretty flat for the most part they trade with the area so buy for 400 and the area goes up it’s worth 550 you know it’s it’s pretty but doesn’t like you
Know there’s nothing you can do to it to make it sort of take off value-wise unless you know you go you by the by the end of it you say oh I spent like [ __ ] 300,000 in raw cash on top of what I own this thing for and I just I’m
I’m not even going to get a dollar you know I want to get a Deb back dollar for dollar that’s not the idea right uh note on this house uh 100K cash I have an inspection report good roof electrical system and plumbing maybe on water in basement two prong Outlets hairline
Craft and ceiling plus ugly patching only one water spot elsewhere yeah okay I like this thing I think this is a good piece I like the price of it I like the uh the Willing wanting to sell it uh is it settling anywhere is there any uh how’s this going between these two
Guys is there how’s the right side inside the house over here I like what this is because I like the LI limited alley access this could be full backyard uh you can get a dingo in here so you can get a little we get this thing in
There a little dingo there dingo dingo uh who makes that thing Toro Toro Dingo Toro there we go this thing you get one of these jams uh these are fun to break from Home Depot rent these things for like uh 300 bucks for a weekend and just
Smash it all up and just break it learn how to use it with their new brand new toy uh but yeah that could be you nice any the backyard yeah you get out or you can have it done but uh yeah uh the cracks is what it is that’s fine um
That tells me that there is some settling I mean it’s built in it’s 125y old thing I’d really like to see the basement but as far as the front goes I I just I can’t tell what the [ __ ] I’m looking at like is this the house right
Here is there a side entry is that kind of what this thing is yeah that’s pretty weird I I I agree that there is Sweat Equity there I think I think the front of this house could look like a like a street side French let me see let me see Street side London
FL whoa I you see you see where I’m getting at like you could no no no no no no no no no no like they have like nice yards in some of these [ __ ] things but if you reface the front oh you couldn’t put a door
But no that’s not what I’m looking at I don’t know but yeah you could you could the roof the roof is good I see that um honestly man I think if you painted this thing and then just like you could even leave the red detail even if you painted the
Just just paint the uh there’s the new vinyl paint that they call it’s called like vinyl I don’t know there’s a new paint for this you can even if that is vinyl I do like the house though it needs a kitchen whatever you knew that
Uh these rooms up here tend to rent out particularly well uh artsy farts you know they pay a little bit more because it’s got that cool mantle in a backyard uh I think your rental income should be good I mean you’re paying that’s kind of the Matrix you want I and they they
Probably want an offer back on the market no fault to the seller okay yeah make them an offer I do like it though honestly I think that’s I think it’s a good one I think your uh your rental will be strong enough I think if you if you puffed it out
Properly you’d have a nice piece and uh I don’t know people like Kentucky kuy’s on the it’s on the radi good list yeah um we got Kaden with 25 bucks yo new fan 25-year-old living in Ann Arbor Michigan I’ve got like 70 grand saved up cuz I’m
Dutch and I’ve and have been working for 10 years I’m a chemist at clinical lab as my day job want a side hustle to cure my boredom after work any ideas um weird scientific equipment that you find on Facebook Marketplace I’m shooting [ __ ] in the
Dark I B I bought and sold things buddy if you don’t I don’t know if you’re new here you know U I started with Furniture I did Danish furniture you like Chris y I started with Danish chairs literally just buying them and selling them on Craigslist um then it work moved itself
Onto other things art antiques paintings posters then it moved on then I moved to polish posters um rugs and whatnot but people sell things all the time um I think there’s some holes that people don’t want to touch sometimes overly scientific if there’s as far as spread in money goes Hospital R
Regulated equipment I’ve been meaning to tell you that like just stupid [ __ ] that hospitals have big big bucks um I know equipment becomes Obsolete and essentially worthless but there’s a pocket of things that are uh I don’t know scientific equipment sells like tooth pullers and [ __ ] like weird
Forceps from the [ __ ] like gross [ __ ] that stuff sells well too like Oddities really never there some there’s some weird girl on Etsy who who wants to buy those and like turn them into a spell uh a spoon yeah a spoon yeah yeah turn it into a cigarette holder yeah yeah a
Spellcaster yeah um yeah no I mean I like I like looking for [ __ ] I I like looking online for [ __ ] and then going it’s it’s isolating doesn’t lot doesn’t require you to do anything over the top and then uh bartending gigs are my for for the more
Uh for the people who are versed in that uh an extra bartending gig just and Arbor Michigan I mean is the yeah that’s what kind of is that like a hip oh yeah Place yeah a lot of hot roders no I have no I have literally no idea I’ll know
Soon but right now I don’t um people in Michigan tend to think alike though we got um we’re Fall River we’re in Fall River for this um Portuguese haircut house hey Nick this is the note uh hey Nick hope your night is going good me and my father just finished flipping
This house was fun to work on just glad it’s done so we can make the money back Fall River sucks Fall River sucks well good news is you’re going to keep it as a rental these [ __ ] blue lights are killing me guys I’m sure you’re glad it’s done
379 I’m glad you’re working with you dad what the what did are these I did you make these doors out of finished grade plywood bypass finish grade closet doors with aluminum track and yeah that’s what that is oh one of them covers the bathroom okay you can paint the window trim you
Know i’ get white on everything if you’re flipping this please paint paint more take this take this afternoon and go paint tomorrow morning go paint more paint this paint this please do it for do it for me change the light bulb to a warm like get these blue lights out of there you’re
Trying to sell it you’re not trying to operate on their [ __ ] and I know um put a cover over this get this door out of here put a light switch cover on that retake the photos put a door handle on this Prime and paint this better take
The wrapping off the the the wrapper put plates on it take the stickers off the windows and clean them with Windex razor blade them clean them you take a bunch of newspaper if you want paint the trim on the door white paint the trim around the door white paint the Indo trim
White I know it’s more and then I would retake it and you you’re going to get yourself 15,000 bucks if you do that if I’m wrong uh I’ll buy you I’ll buy you guys uh I’ll buy you some shrimps at the black whales me and you and you f we drive
Down goes to um the black whales so buy you Pops oy H crabs l f fish sandwich fish hand F handhelds with the cheese wines sria all the for the and while I think about it but uh no I wish you the best would you what’ you pick it up no one
Don’t worry people are seeing that not going to oh good well you not who look at you go for it bro you got a lot of spread in there but if you want to preserve the spread and if you’re going for it buddy you got to go for you
Got you got to finish everything and um I’m happy you’re done I’m sure you’re [ __ ] tired of it I’m sure the end of the project is the worst you’re broke you’re tired you just want your money back I get it um but uh yeah good for
You man good [ __ ] uh we got Scott with 20 bucks what’s up Chris nick uh looking to trade my 200 uh 18 Camry uh need a truck for work in concrete and Welding bought Camry for 18K back in 2020 still owe 9k any recommendations for a truck
In the 20K range thanks for everything um honestly man like for concrete and welding and Welding still those nine yeah you’re in good Equity position with the Camry that’s good news um your camera is fine um let’s see um 20 grand truck I’m I’m pretty sure you’re going
To be able to rob a used 1819 right now and uh if you don’t need uh 2500 pickup and you can and you can get it done you’ll probably be able to score an ugly Chevy Silverado for like like a like an 18 like an ugly guy like a piece of a cloth
Seat truck with decent audio or something for around soon enough like or maybe even something nicer or an F-150 um your gas will be a lot better um and but if you can just the the diesel the diesel trucks are just so much [ __ ] money man they just they they’re not a
Good deal they just not a good deal they’re 55 grand for anything 20 grand gets you a [ __ ] [ __ ] box of of a diesel truck right now in this market so that’s that’s the reason why I say that not say that right off the rip um the
Tundra’s aren’t bad if you want to split the difference between the two you can go with a tundra and you get a I think You’ get a lot of an ugly Tundra again a pig on gas but I think that might be your safest bet uh and Tundras look uh they look the
Part you know what I mean like people like people like seeing tund Tundra is like having a golden retriever on the front seat of your car oh the guy in the tundra is here a look at that trustworthy guy in that Toyota wow the guy in the tong the
Responsible man is here right yeah you know what I mean as opposed to like Creek door Chevy guy guy’s probably got a a handgun in the door pocket yeah cheffy next to his Dunkin Donuts in his Dunkin Donut’s coffee cup yeah like the it’s in a cup
Yeah it’s like a cup from it’s like a reusable cup from 1999 and don’t get me wrong I like the truck I I like the Chevy with the creek door I I love the Kody Chevys um but I I have to understand what things look like
We’re Oakland uh yeah um no in this house uh dear housemen is it even worth going to an open house for the following um and are you on uh realestate.co.nz what real estate s on yeah real estate. yeah um thanks for the streams and music Rec recommendations oh yeah [ __ ] we
Don’t have any tunes on we got to put something on you know famous news rep news reporter from New Zealand Christ Church also also shares my name really Chris Lynch famous news reporter yeah I don’t know Lyn I don’t know how famous he is but he he’s the he’s a New Zealand
Guy uh I think PE Scarlet house no a lot of people I got a lot of good recommendations this week someone gave me someone gave me this one here I’ll get it hold on I have to put on I have to get un put on my ebo to get in the Vibes
It’s hold on uh is it worth it to go to an open house house is kind of in good shape I actually like the layout of it a lot Jenny’s got a hell of a piece Jenny Hannah Jenny Hannah’s got a hell of a
Piece on her Jenny how do I get in this house Jenny I’m got to be honest with you I love the house but how do I go ahead and buy it jinny jinny jinny I love the layout I love the garden in the back I love the
Kitchen it’s got an old school vibe to it how do a buy this house he me a with this Jimny how do a buy this house kill me I got to get good at a Australian do me a favor I could see people are really interested really buzzing h a boy this
House jinny jinny you’re a you’re a you’re a house or a real Housey you’re a hell of a Housey I would not be surprised if that that’s exactly what an Australian would call a [ __ ] real estate agation a Housey going to give it a world with h
Being a Housey for a little wall are you God damn Sparky they call electrician sparkies yeah spark yeah they do yes they do 600 um it’s I mean it’s nice rson Street that’s even fond to say pap papakura papakura cute C oo’s character um where the hell
Where is it where are we here Auckland which is the big real estate big that’s the wow look at that oh it’s in New Zealand I didn’t even know that W boy a got hit in the head with a rugby ball the kick kick the rugby ball hit me
Right there now my sub [ __ ] truck you my you ran me out with a snowplow had it on in the middle of summer and it never snows I don’t even know I have it it’s so funny man damn you could slam these [ __ ] houses in here huh holy [ __ ] that’s
Like [ __ ] feel like I’d be in like one of the like that’s where the rock grew up used to ride a surfboard bicycle down to the Coconut Beach Coconut Beach Coconut Beach and no looks slammed is it 600,000 and it’s tucked back in there like that between Kelvin and rollison
Damn and I know New Zealand rules I know that trust me I’m very aware that New Zealand is the best place in the world trust me I am I’m just kidding around I know that if I went there I would just say well that’s well that’s that I’m
Going to stay here well honey I’m going to stay here you can take the kids hit on backing the plan and I’m going to be the rock now I want to be the rock uh we got RMC with 20 bucks I got a 94 VW Golf in a rarer teal
Color plus white E3 E30 rims and 60k Miles do I hold on to it I want to make a mk34 golf go fast would an R32 golf be a dumb buy all-wheel drive VR6 sounds quick any other cars that I can go fast for cheap perhaps you could buy after
You’re done having your Volkswagen excursions you and your you and your boyfriend can go take a ride out to in in the Miata to Fire Island maybe once you’re done playing with R32s you could go to the club uh the the nightclub called aluminum in Berlin perhaps once you are done making
Uh Mark 3s uh into a go fast cars when you much too big for with the Plaid colored seats you could put your uh poodle in the seat and then go out to zip PR New York City no uh no I don’t know uh I always like if I was into like a
All-wheel drive the VR sixs of any of that any of that R32 crap um I think you got to go like two years over two years uh older and like super certified pre-owned um I don’t like [ __ ] around with man I I just I just don’t dig it
That much I think the end result is like a I I just think that the uh I’m I’m I’m like a I you know 2 [ __ ] 50 lbs so any [ __ ] R32 uh is like I look like I’m like [ __ ] trying a thong on it Victoria Secret trying to drive that
Thing like yeah cool hey like any other car it’s it’s just a ridiculous looking car doesn’t doesn’t fit does zero for my sense of it’s it’s like ridiculous and I get it you watch The Italian Job but uh no I know I don’t know I don’t know I I
Know they’re I know they’re popular and they have their own Gusto with them I’m just I’m not and if I ever wanteded something like that I would just I would honestly just go like with a I would go with a much manly a k 2 Series like an
M2 uh hey and I have a Volkswagon and and Chris has a Volkswagen Jetta slammed you slammed yeah well at first I I just needed a car but then I rolled Fender Jetta yeah r World fers nice it’s Chris yeah stance yeah that’s actually Chris’s car yeah yeah a gray a
Gray 2014 Jetta is the most unsuspecting car ever yep like I think it’s like I’ve seen so many of them on the road yeah I don’t know um but I would uh yeah that or I mean if you’re going to be spending that much money I think you could find like a
Cayman that would be more fun to drive if you wanted something like ridiculous to go fast in um you could probably tune an older Cayman into something nuttier I think that might be a slept on whip but I I I can’t I can I can never do it I can
Never even like shine light on it once I just don’t talk about them I don’t like them Audi is same thing I like some of the big motor uh S4s and [ __ ] but get rid of them it’s a tough scene and trust me I’m I’m I have BMWs I’ve
Had like five I couldn’t be and don’t get me wrong I’m not saying I have the answer I’m in a [ __ ] BMW scene that I’d rather [ __ ] kill it I’d rather go to the the meat and [ __ ] blow the car up the 70s Beamers [ __ ] kill me it’s
Like I signed up for like the uh like the [ __ ] it’s it’s it’s like worse than signing up for like nbla uh not in this house uh uhz is a good one yeah BRZ to DeAndre says check out the bar check out the bar bill when you’re in
Buffalo Bill Bill bar Bill bar Bill mhm I will oh yeah I don’t know if that’s the name of a bar or just bill just called Bill I’m going to bill I’m going to I’m sure there is Buffalo Bills yeah it’s a football team football I knew
That chunky suit I knew that I KN I bu a house I I told the guy I told you guys how to build a house you count the windows leave a little space for some more house it’s got roof go to the window store and say I’ll take that many
Windows please it’s like a sandwich Little House in the middle it’s like this bread it’s that’s that simple don’t you thinking about you thinking about it too much dude Windows um yeah the build the build on this house is actually what’s the there’s there a note on this one this
That the note was about checking out that bar oh okay like a builder grade wow wow he got a lot of be I was just talking about how uh the town that I bought the land in like uh don’t get fancy on me town I don’t know
What you’re so excited about you have the most taxidermist like amateur taxidermist in the state that’s not like a a that’s not a good thing Custom Cabinets goes back to my old joke about how cabinet makers have no style like this is a very hard to-do thing but you used Woods that don’t
Necessarily look good together and you used all really good hard to- do things but like what are we doing that’s it looks this is really hard to do and it looks like [ __ ] like that’s like my dad’s sty oh yeah it’s like L it’s it’s like it’s not
It’s it was like there is enough Hollywood though there’s not enough Hollywood in there um the tille is actually not that bad and the rest of it’s actually the the the framing is actually great um this is not a cheap house this is an expensive house it didn’t look like much
On the outside but the inside is like hardwood trim oversized trim [ __ ] hardwood everything uh I look at the [ __ ] M work on this [ __ ] thing this it just doesn’t stop shaker style even the style of the of the like the the dental work or the um the the OG or
The corner whatever the [ __ ] they [ __ ] call it whatever they call these little pieces over here it’s not it’s not awful most of the time when you see that it’s [ __ ] just dog [ __ ] but this guy kind of stuck to like a craftsman style for the most part A little it’s like
Craftsman like a little more [ __ ] on it like this little extra I don’t know if this is a double molding where he did like one by4 and then he did this colonial style molding where he just doubled up a one two a couple trim guys
Help me out is that what he did he just doubled up the trim everywhere which is that’s a little if that’s what he did that looks [ __ ] that’s silly I think uh I think you you get called out for that I don’t know if that’s a thing
Where you just maybe I could be wrong I don’t know oh I know but wow me mechanical room doesn’t disappoint God I wish you painted well put it on put it on plywood on this side yeah and what you do here is this is to tell you that
The mechanical system on the inside is just as important as what we put on the outside and this demonstrates the quality of the craftsmanship that’s gone that’s that’s going to be uh celebrated throughout the home now we have three individual utility rooms something for the air handlers something for the
Electrical work this is the wow you got wow you security cameras Network look at you buddy lawn sprinklers that lawn sprinklers probably that was neat yeah that was very neat oh god what the hell happened to what the who the look at run there’s a lion in there like I
Like put the lion in The Window dude what did you do out here my man beware of lion would you run out of money out here this looks like [ __ ] [ __ ] on an Airfield holy [ __ ] do you get the this an air failed house God damn I wonder if he did the driveway
Like that diesel because he he was going to bring planes on his driveway sometimes I mean I understand no obstructions in the backyard but [ __ ] yeah stamped concrete just uh is nasty you see this right here this is the this is ass this is supposed to mimic this
And honestly the crafts it’s almost a sin to have this bad of a landscape on that on that nice of inside of a house I mean that this house is really wellb built uh honestly a good buy because you couldn’t you could couldn’t build it again uh th000 bucks a
Foot that’s a little tall but um it’s really it’s not trust me this is this is not cheap this stuff’s expensive man this guy spent stupid stupid stupid money on this thing um probably probably three million probably three and half not saying it’s in the right direction
But Jesus Christ and that was uh one million of that was on lions oh yeah beware of lions um how much from a lion’s budget he’s like a brat that’s how he talks what do you mean I can’t do another lion what well there’s one for the
Window yeah and then the other window the town city you’ve you’ve you’ve maxed out your my lions lions what about bears you didn’t say anything about bears what about white tail me me uh we got we got uh Blas Blas with uh 25 bucks hey Nick
Are coo cushan Kurdish rug I say that K kashan kashan Kurdish rugs any good picks one up from a local rug store that is going out of business uh yeah the kons are uh those are super Persian they’re kind of coming back in style because they’re like super
Ornate um I like them uh I like the uh like ah let me see let me see hold on they you want certain you want a modm kashan that’s the one you want Mo modm I had one once modm modim what mod yeah this one right here like these
These are the old ones um these are the ones that are worth a big money this 12 and a half grand for this one but the modm is the uh the killer I had one that looked like just like this um I bought it
For I sold it for 3500 bucks but it had a tag on it for 26 Grand um like an old 80s tag it was it was legit I have a picture of it on my Instagram but um I do like them yeah they I I I like the
Old old room size the particularly that drawing and uh no more of these more of that one that’s like the that’s the the dookie one or that but yeah they’re pretty they’re pretty good uh I like them when they’re but they also made them into the 80s and some of them kind
Of whack so uh we got Kenny 9 Millie with 200 cronar uh you inspired me to start my own landscaping business I started picking up Junkies and encourage them to go out to go to rehab uh AKA kick kick back for me uh when the when they get out I put them to
Work for their recently acquired debt at my firm that’s that’s risky as [ __ ] buddy you better be careful my man um you want to close them yeah yeah CL the really oh dude be careful with that Jesus Christ I mean hey good for you I’m not going to hey maybe he’s uh
Maybe he’s trolling exaggerating no isn’t there a guy on Tik Tok that does that I don’t know I’ve seen a guy’s like hey buddy come here no I get it man I’ve done it 300 times maybe is I don’t know well good luck in landscaping man um
Hope your season’s going well be careful with that it’s nuts but um general maintenance guys are uh you they can be good I mean I had I had a crew of some wild gu I’m not going to lie my first [ __ ] six guys are crazy they came
With the company m there’s this guy Josh he was like a [ __ ] you talk like this I’m [ __ ] like 19 18 he one of those guys yeah retired Landscaping Company came with like four guys um this the guy that made Josh wine it was the guy the
Founder he he later went on to be the founder of Josh wine you’ve seen that right no Josh wi oh I’ve seen Josh wine yes yes it’s actually pop become it became a meme recently oh really yeah good it’s [ __ ] ridiculous yeah it’s like naming wine Chris yeah it
Is it it really is Keith Keith Keith wine it’s good drink kernet Savin young Bob what Bob wine yeah Bob wine it’s so tasty M Bob wine do I brought the Marthur Stewart and Snoop Dog collab yeah and that’s supposedly good like 17 crimes or [ __ ] [ __ ] whack as [ __ ] oh that’s
Funny yeah we got to like live in a world where Mar st’s like [ __ ] Snoop dog and [ __ ] [ __ ] hey Snoop yeah hey Snoop how was M oh man that [ __ ] was wet wet Wizzle like you’re like the lady like everybody’s mom has been watching their
Entire life on how to be like an elegant woman yeah the the the the the character Arc is like man that [ __ ] was wet as a whistle o we yeah yeah yeah you’re like [ __ ] this is not supposed to Happ I was like watching bill bich out on the deck
Like like after he [ __ ] some chick in a Boston bar on the ring camera he’s on like a ring camera like like on a three-story porch that looks like something like any of us anybody normal would walk out of like in like Southie like oh man I just [ __ ]
This chick Jesus Christ it’s like 7:00 a.m. it’s like gray out yeah yeah he’s got no shirt on looks with the camera that’s an interesting door doorbell what’s yeah what’s up with that doorbell oh I got to take a [ __ ] but like it’s just like that like I
Don’t want to think about a [ __ ] 70-year-old Bill bich like [ __ ] pounding away on some [ __ ] single mom waitress just at a bar somewhere hey you want to get out of here hey why want you mean get out of here I I why you to do a [ __ ] blow job or something that’s
Bill Bel get a you oh man I know [ __ ] it [ __ ] want you to lay down on the bed over there or something uh note on this a minute I’m going to go wash my sack uh no on this house uh hey boys want some input on how life is in Pittsfield Mass
Area want to start a small handyman business I’m not money driven but want a comfy life thinking there or the Upper Peninsula uh pitfield Pittsfield Mass yeah that’s like uh that’s that’s lowkey on the the big the big radar closer to the mass mocha you get is where the uh the real
Estate start heating up pretty bad FL Florida but this is what happened in Maine and New Hampshire I’ll tell you this story then you can make up where you want in the uh yeah the birk Shear area um I don’t think that none of the areas are nice yet so don’t get like
Let’s not get it twisted you’re not going to go there and it’s going to be like [ __ ] uh Band of Horses guys serving you like lattes and uh you know sharables Yeah sharables Yeah by land by sea on the menu That’s one by land by sea standbys yeah po uh
Yeah anyway so I don’t think you’re when you get there you’re going to be a little disappointed if you think that but um when New Hampshire and Maine blew up hard no handyman you uh no I have a whole picture though right no handyman available whatsoever so I’m talking name your own price
$50,000 roofs that kind of [ __ ] like not even getting out of their truck and guys with like uh you know tribal tattoos buying Escalades and [ __ ] um so that story uh I don’t know a lot about oper Venit I really do want to get to know Michigan because I feel like there’s a
Lot of shared sensibility um so we I will get there soon enough and um Ohio and Michigan are like on my uh to Dess this house is [ __ ] fat you know what makes it fat too it’s like one simple thing it’s like this easy to do lattice work the weed smoking area yeah
You can smoke a lot of weed out here and 10 8 by eight 10 by 10 uh a well done blue stone pool [ __ ] man Turf areas that’s that’s this house is [ __ ] dope this is really nice you guys are [ __ ] on fire tonight holy holy [ __ ] oh yeah [ __ ] my
[ __ ] up I got to [ __ ] me all up where’s my my brother’s license in all the states you’re sending me [ __ ] Jake all right I have an offer for this house one two three Chestnut all right you ready eight nine five z z zero 90day close all cash
Finance wow day daytime and where’s it styliz photos oh so this is Western Mass yeah this house is [ __ ] damn this is a little ridiculous but um and the all orange lakeer set and kitchen a wow a breakfast snook with one by one uh look at that oh the [ __ ] Jesus
Christ people didn’t know what they had I don’t know what the hell they want to be people are freaks grand piano two-seater grand piano one of those stupid [ __ ] mirrors that’s pretty popular this is like one of those nice houses that’s that has a their like theater system hasn’t been
Updated since 20 2004 yes they have like oh this is um I still use Windows XP isn’t that what isn’t that what all the kids are using these days come on in this room you can play in Carta come over here we can play uh categories missed yeah do you like the
Game missed cool check out my brand new car it’s a 1994 BMW 8 series it’s brand new this year and I’m glad you bu I’m glad your uh your Builder built this ridiculous thing in but oh wa what’s that [ __ ] some stupid idea a bank teller yeah bank teller
Thing yeah bought a pair of uh this person went to antiques antique auctions and let the let the uh the space get the best of them or they carry over from another house yeah let cple Morano [ __ ] this doesn’t fit so so they they they definitely like to
Acquire antique uh antique pieces but this is dope I mean this is what you know I always say like what a sighting job will do to a house this is just like a big I mean this could be a big stupid house I’m this is a nice
House but I’m saying you guys have seen them on here those like big [ __ ] dumb 6,000 foot houses this is like an execution of a good siding job where you can kind of like make something out of nothing I mean this is this isn’t cheap this this wall ston workor here in Mason
Is that blue it’s all blue stone it looks kind of [ __ ] looks like it needs a little cleanup um galvanized rail screened in porch with a with a wood burning stove I mean that’s that’s real nice how long’s it it’s been on the market for
Four hours 34 acres oh wow yeah this is fat this is really really nice how much of this let me let me guess this guy bought it for he bought it for 870 in 2006 4 and a quarter of 99 damn it was it built in
99 oh it built in 04 so wow they’ve been selling this house for two years good for them have fun with it have fun with it hey do you do you do you hey you do you uh we got 87 five we got St Michael with 20 bucks got fired from Cardi’s
Furniture due to poor numbers despite the manager hires having the same uh now me and the boys are going to be getting together grinding at electric boat to get some land wish us luck Nick hey hey I wish you luck man many such cases yes people uh yeah man uh discretionary
Funds are going down uh I think Furniture is probably going to go to it yeah we’re in a low I mean people the one thing about these local cardies yeah y yeah they working at EB I will say this about RH Island I always say this like we are super reactive like
Deals are happening Rhode Islanders are cynical we’re not not supposed to be rich and we we’re like all like uh just kind of trash like New England trash so the second they smell that kind of money they’re like I better get out now and they are highly reactive so I feel like
People are like delusional in big cities they’re like oh it’s a Millions you couldn’t get here like they’re so good at bullshitting themselves in major cities I feel like people are so cynical like no no no I better get out now so um I think with that uh the first thing
That goes you know we’re not buying that that’s the easiest one to say no to is a new furniture because it’s pain in the ass but you will find land it will CL it will pop out 275 in Southwick Mass oh uh there’s a note yes there is a note oh
And I just want to say this is from Sha Lewis he donated $100 for this listing Jesus Christ thanks Sean um the note on this hey guys starting to look I have about 45k to work with and I’m thinking about flipping something to start this uh saw this nearby and was wondering if
You had any thoughts on how viable this would be as a flip if not why not thanks um see what you’re seeing I think it’s a good piece of property it needs a roof while you’re going to do the roof needs a roof bad um needs a landscape job needs Windows roof window
Siding upstairs just reformatting better flooring if you want to go we can just go top to bottom this thing um this is fine your windows are going to [ __ ] some [ __ ] up so new trim new mechanical systems you’re basically just going to become like shelf Master up here
Everything’s going to be like built-ins and shelf take the shitty ones out and keep the ones that are already in there this Pine board can be painted your flooring will have to be all like all brought to original like just is it the two and a qu inch oak Red Oak or white
Oak um something that’s going to be consistent throughout the house a siding roof and windows job would get you the most money and then a pronounce Landscaping if you had to do it I’m thinking 15 grand for the roof 12 grand for the roof say let’s say 15 gr for something
Nice uh 20 if you want to go metal 22 if you want to go metal uh nicer gutters Windows you got one two three four five six seven eight let’s call it 16 Windows let’s call them a thousand bucks a piece if you did like that’s call 750 bucks a
Piece but that’s so you’re at a three 35 and you got a couple of doors the inside and the gut flooring a kitchen Granite new mechanical spend 100 on it you buy it for 250 350 I mean this is kind of an up and cominging area you’re Landscaping you’re G to spend 10
Grand there’s a lot of DIY in it but how good are you um this this needs some refiguring this needs some attention and this needs some attention you don’t necessarily want to a deck exposed to the road for the most part or you have to conceal it a little bit better this
Tree looks like ass this thing has HPV so you got some pretty heavy landcaping and tree work um 45 Grand to play with I think you could probably get a lot of it done if you did it yourself um it does need a kitchen but it’s fine you just
Need to be smart about it the house is nice it does have I think it’s more a a starter home long-term thing but I tend to look at things like this like things that I can make I think it’s worth your elbow grease if you want my honest
Opinion um I think you’d have to put all the nicest Windows Doors and siding on it make it exactly what you think it should be like a a New England style Cape that was really built in it’s a little small of a room so make sure you’re smart about it but flooring paint
Uh rewiring new mechanical a kitchen you can kind of get away with a couple of cheap baths if you uh do them last but as far as an overall flipping into the market where where we’re in Southwick Mass I like where is this you’re a little far
But I think this I think this area is a little better to be honest with you I think this area is a little better this is I think you can find this here I think you’re you’re more of a guaranteed cell and the the more East you are if
Just speaking because I’m I’m looking over there too dude I like Brimfield just because of the Brimfield thing Palmer’s kind of a [ __ ] hole town but I [ __ ] with it a little bit brookfield’s nice friends [ __ ] around up here a little bit um and or am harison Northam is nice but
You are over here and and Harford sucks Harford [ __ ] sucks and Springfield sucks but the Market Springfield sucks but so that that’s it that’s my two cents um we got the Blackfire 218 with $30 hey Nick and why isn’t why and why why wouldn’t you I don’t think youd top
Out on the money I think if you if you bought it for 275 you got it for 250 if you put a uh 75 grand into it be for three I don’t know if I don’t know if you have the comp out it like do houses
Sell for 419 and $489 how much do you want to make do you want to make 80 grand I think you can make it a little bit more guaranteed if you were like 40 uh 25 minutes east 35 40 minutes east um we got the Blackfire 218 with 30
Bucks hey Nick and Chris I’m 23 from Massachusetts I am eligible for 40b houses in my area uh Metro West Southshore should I consider it I don’t even know where that is some sort of affordable housing what is’s he’s what he’s he’s he’s in uh Southshore area and he’s eligible for 40b
Houses I’d rather [ __ ] die no I I wouldn’t I wouldn’t go do that southy a lot of this is the m Massachusetts yeah I this is the the mream um I would no I would never live in that man I would never [ __ ] do that that ever your [ __ ] neighbors
Are going to be screaming all night that’s fun I love it here I saved $150 a month wow this is the best $300 I ever saved a month uh I mean if you’re I mean and I say this I’m not trying to bust your balls if you’re like you’d have to be
Literally borderline homeless to make that make sense and I would still have like four roommates and charge them 400 bucks a piece or something this probably something a lot of us are eligible for but doesn’t me we should do it I mean if your credit’s totally and there’s not
Like a a hope in sight and like shit’s [ __ ] up for you sure bu buddy but as far as like n you kind of got your head on straight you have a job and you’re just looking to save money I think it’s the last $300 a month you need to save
Uh we got the great H uh with 25 bucks hey dudes hope you’re well any advice for someone who leans a little too much on drugs not looking to quit or anything but I could use some tips for a moderation mindset um well RI R had good advice
Only do it celebratory that’s right he was like uh yeah that was uh yeah that’s like one of the things I I feel like cut down on drinking whenever I cut down on drinking heavy um the one the one of the ones that I did last year that was like
There were times when I drank up like I I was like yeah you know what I’ll have a beer or something like that and I was like that was the times that I didn’t I cut out the stupid filler times those are the ones where it’s like I think if
You can get decent at knock the gym is the biggest help I’m not even going to [ __ ] front if you go to the gym you feel like a total [ __ ] idiot smoking a cigarette doing anything other than gym or chicken if you if you really get into the gym routinely and you start
Enjoying uh enjoying it like usually PE you I think everybody eventually enjoys the gym once they like get hooked on it but if you you can’t drink the night before Oh no you’d be a [ __ ] psychopath to be drinking the night before yeah and then and then it ruins
Your gym day and you’re like [ __ ] you’re down for hours yeah so if you can get in like a loop like like that um you can run in the middle of the night yeah I like to wake up at 4:30 in the middle of the night in the winter
And run through the woods you’re you’re crazy that was the CRA I did that the other morning I woke up at 5 you watch a David goggin video and you’re like yeah I watched one David Goggins video and I was like no one’s coming to get me whoa
No one’s coming to get me and I got up and I put my shoes on and then I put my back my backpack full of cinder blocks on no I I put my sneakers on I ran in the and I was like a [ __ ] black bear could like Maul my [ __ ] eyes out
Right now God we don’t have we don’t really have bears like that but there’s a bear here great yep there’s a black bear somewhere around that’s why when every time I go outside I always make a snake noise like I think it’s going to do something we’re not we’re not doing
That outside stream again yeah never yeah this just although that was that was a Vibe but uh I mean as far as like that that that was like one of the ones that like I probably like use that for like yeah and it’s like cut down you
Know like I used to drink you know [ __ ] when I was selling cars I drink like three four times a week you know go off for beer nothing crazy like two beers three beers but like consistently um and then I just got fat as [ __ ] uh
And then I like lost like 40 50 pounds and now I gained probably like [ __ ] 15 back but once you kind of get in the system like nah man you can’t do the you can’t do like the I was just counting days it was like you know 180 days a
Year uh having a beer or two is like C and there’s just no [ __ ] there’s no yield even on the drugs man there’s no there’s no like positive yield save it for the celebration only and and then try to get it to where you don’t I mean
As you get older you really start to look look look at things way [ __ ] different I’m 75 years old so every time I shoot heroin in my foot I always say I have to [ __ ] if we knew the drug of choice was that he was talking about we probably
Have a more specific answer too if I guessed it was uh LSD I’m I I’m addicted to LSD oh liquid G I love liquid G I never I never understood kids who take it like all the time oh God how do you yeah yeah I
Know hey man man you all right you want to go get a scone or something eating is Weird [Laughter] [ __ ] I had a friend like that Ben was like that this kid I knew yo dude I am not in the like you any butts yeah oh Jesus Christ uh note on this house stayed here in the office it has significantly deteriorated deteriorated due to being a frat house
For 3 years this house yes in North Carolina Greenville North Carolina yes uh Brown carpets Etc with this in mind what do you think it would be worth now this house is a frat house oh my God G well it needs to be redone anyway so three new pledge pledges uh all right
Idiots line up my name’s Ruth no your name’s idiot you’re idiot number one your name’s dicklick now I am moose I get the dope room you will eat my ass it’s not gay we play hockey can you imagine living next door to a [ __ ] frat house this is like a [ __ ] this
Is like a a sority house University yeah it is we are deltas we love colonial homes just like our grandpa Tyler he his office is wait no his room is in the office you will live in the toilet room you will live in the oil machine room
They don’t know they don’t know like a boiler what a boiler is so my guess is and this is what I think about all this is my beef with like Georgia South Carolina North Carolina Virginia specifically Kentucky Indiana Illinois you [ __ ] are obset you know
What cuz then you go to Arkansas in the South too Alabama whatnot you guys are too [ __ ] obsessed with college the guy who owns the house who made it into a frat house was a guy who went to college and was in a frat on that college I’ll bet thousands of
Dollars and then he raised his kids there and he probably made money because he was selling insurance and playing golf all the time and then he was like once a Delta always a Delta buttick run to the CVS and get me some Old Spice um how much is worth
Now I don’t know I mean it’s it’s square footage is how much are they getting you for a square foot I would add on 100 bucks a square foot for rehabs if the house is totally [ __ ] up and needs Renovations I’d rehab a decent looking
House at 100 bucks a foot for 30500 it cost you $350,000 I mean that’s full scope but I would be I’d be willing to bet that some of the windows are all [ __ ] up they’re [ __ ] filled with [ __ ] bong dick and jiz sock and uh I bet you there’s
[ __ ] the back the the Landscaping it’s just you’re going to have to touch every fast of it and the house wasn’t that exciting to begin with so uh yeah I mean 75 bucks a foot plus on top of that but have fun with it making it back
Into I would keep it as a frat house and just keep ripping off [ __ ] Bros the whole time I’ll take that paper uh uh you got it oh I do sh Wait oh yeah we’re here um we get some chats yeah um okay we got low main main with 25
Bucks uh Hey nicotine and hey quis uh I’m trying to get a personal revolving line of credit with a FICO score in the 500s can you help me figure out how to do this I’m going to help you figure out how to not do this buddy why are you trying to get a
Personal eye of credit I need to be [ __ ] straight with you right when you are what do you what no the there should be nothing that you need a personal line of credit to to clean up what is the amount of money that you are not getting that you can’t
Go out and just make and hustle up I don’t like I don’t I don’t ever like that use when you have [ __ ] up credit and you [ __ ] your credit up you don’t deserve to get credit for seven years and you need to go and learn what
You did um and it will happen anyway your credit score will go back up if you do the right things you can do it in like two years if you’re smart I would work on that and not getting a personal amount of credit I mean you’d have to
Tell me that you literally have like two uh two ms-13s holding your mom up by your chin with like [ __ ] uh 1911 pistols right now like you better get the money oh [ __ ] our head is going to blow off that better that’s the only situation because if you tell me some
[ __ ] story about how you need the money to start a business the business hasn’t made enough money to get a striped Capital loan on the back of your payment system yet then you know what I mean if you start a small business and you like start taking credit card
Transactions say you just do $4,000 a month you do like 500 bucks a week selling [ __ ] uh rabbits at a [ __ ] Festival in the end end of four months your Clover or stripe or someone will offer you a loan of like 2500 bucks at like 15% that just comes out of your
Automatic bill pay every time you run a card you pay back the loan it’s quite convenient for people to say I did I mean I would I wished I didn’t have to at times earlier in shics but oh I just forgot about my Guitar Center credit
Card oh man my Victoria Secret card is getting no but uh there’s nothing you should need with a 500 credit score that you can’t get out of on your own back you have to just give up on credit you’re using banks in the wrong way because they’re going to use you and
You’re never going to be able to buy you’re never going to be able to uh qualify R nice if you if you stay in that they’re watching you they watching like go little trapped rat go what when you’re there and you’re trying to get credit there they’re poking you with
Like an antenna and you’re like a mouse and a maze like the guy in Tango and cash that watch the movie Tango and cash look up rat scene that’s what they’re doing to you right now you shouldn’t need money I’m being serious with you uh
Not note on this house um bought this in June for 228 currently making updates to the basement in exterior window guards are you are you taking them down painting them and putting them back up I wouldn’t be mad at that if you did that these things have held up for years I
Know they’re ugly as [ __ ] but they’re not that bad if someone was like if you were decent at it I mean you don’t have to have like a super like you don’t have to add like a super elegant sheen on this house to make it look super nice you
Know what I’m saying you don’t have to go with something really over the top um I really like the backyard a lot I think that’s the freebie on this house this setup could be [ __ ] dope as [ __ ] the tiered yard hopefully you have your water all set up back here where there’s
No water leaking down or doing anything nasty to you right now I know it’s been a bad couple of days but uh just getting rid of all your water and making sure it’s all away from you power washing but this backyard is dope as [ __ ] um I love
Be you know this is nice plant this really well uniform planting wild [ __ ] over here maybe a couple of tall things up at the top to to cover this this view up a little bit um but yeah no really really dope I like that a lot a lot is
There clove anywhere what have you smoked any clove sometimes smell clove I smell cloves you’re doing the basement is that what he said basement and exterior window guards yep yep yep yep yeah man if you could like I know this isn’t like the but like I honestly
Think like decent coat of paint or a cooler color way with even the stripes could be dope not look up a I feel like Italian like Italian Villas have like good ideas on what to do with like Windows like that and [ __ ] like that like colorways that you might see that
Might be cool you could like redo this post with something that’s not so [ __ ] but that’s that’s kind of like the look uniformed plants over here but I like it man I think I think the the the backyard is the freebie the house is just you know your basic starter house
But uh the L layout’s good your Hardwoods are good it was built in a good time new front door would help you um the rest of it I mean honestly color paint and like neatening up get this Turf area super defined fertilize the [ __ ] out of it then cut a straight line
To where you only have perfect grass and then bedding but uh I like it a lot uh we got absolute zero 25 bucks I’ve been looking at houses since December 2019 trying to find 2,000 sare ft on 15 Acres off the road in a few good States for
650k or less I’m still looking Realtors are the laziest people on the planet I just want your pity yeah man um don’t any of you guys that are like looking for like that where is he what it was the first sentence uh looking for houses since uh 2019 trying to find um
2,000 foot on 15 Acres off off the road in a few good states don’t even use realtors for the first half of your uh all your searches just drive right up to them yourself do that all the time don’t worry about a realtor tell them you don’t want to work
With a realtor I’m just checking it out it’s called doing a driveby most Realtors won’t take you seriously if you don’t drive by the [ __ ] thing and to be fair it’s like negotiating a car over the phone it’s not worth talking about it’s like it doesn’t me and honestly
You’re not serious not to be a dick but the truth is they were like uh I saw this house it fits the build it’s three you know you’re like doing a little bushing around you’re like all right cool yeah um owner wants to get rid of
It yeah is he thinking like 250 yeah he’s thinking 250 like you bush like even if they did that you wouldn’t believe it so there’s really no sense in even doing you’re just like pulling your P there’s really no method that’s going to make you happy
Where real so honestly just drive to the [ __ ] things like just drive to them drive all over the place I do like 22,000 miles a year I drive to houses to this day all the time if there’s a cool listing I call Jake I [ __ ] go to it I
Drive to one once a week still I looked at a piece of land this week another one it was a piece of [ __ ] I was all hot on it I was like oh my God I found something yeah commercial busy street [ __ ] just hit the market on loopnet
$999,000 I’m like this is a [ __ ] slam dunk yeah they watch me go make $300,000 by putting a sign in some dirt and uh the [ __ ] property is total piece of [ __ ] it’s like soaking wet underground Wetlands like trying to put a commercial B never never ever would happen I’m
Drawing up [ __ ] equations for 3 hours [ __ ] idiot but you got to drive to them but you got to drive to a lot of them too man and and cuz then Realtors will take you seriously then they’ll take you seriously when you like you basically want to bring a realtor a deal
Yeah like hey I talked to the owner they said they do or maybe you can say if they don’t want to we work with just their realtor and save a little bit but that’s the way I would do it [ __ ] Realtors uh note on this house any
Potential here it’s a little low for the area I noticed some settling in the ceiling how much with this [ __ ] how much would this [ __ ] cost to make cool good question Cleveland Tennessee all reasonable offers considered I want to get rid of it as is TLC for a quick roof Foundation okay
Okay that’s what I wanted to read they’ve been trying to get rid of this thing for a bit they probably own it let’s see if they own it you know how to tell let’s see how old they are they’re old oh look they’re old perfect perfect
Put your boxing gloves on it’s time to go yeah little dirty here new sloppy oh I didn’t even need to look any further uh yeah it’s a pretty good house you can make a really bad offer I’ll tell you that the Plumbing’s going to be shot the heating system is going to be
Shot your um [ __ ] bathrooms need to be redone because you don’t you don’t need a uh a jitterbug or a Life Alert or any of that this looks like a bad addition I want to know what happened right here heat reddish is telling me everything’s old
As [ __ ] yeah it is a bad addition there’s some water damage right here they know that there’s a mismatched window right here window sizes mismatched so the addition was done uh [ __ ] 35 years ago but that being said nice house trees Landscaping this porch has to be
Completely redone it is a house that would sell uh garage door siding paint job windows are fine if they’re taken out they’re all aluminum windows original aluminum windows the deck looks okay there’s a water leak on the back roof for the addition meets the house so
You have to address that I would use that in negotiations as a water leak right here um what’s that from or some settling from the addition is that what you did um find out oh my God I can’t believe you did that if you do like the
House that’s the way I was oh my God a water Le Jesus Christ is that that near the chimney oh no that means the chimney has to be taken down geez 35,000 um good good layout as far as a single level one level living Ranch I mean you
Do have to walk up the uh the steps but uh backyards on a slant does look damp needs a significant amount of tree work five 6,000 bucks to let some air and sunlight in there so it doesn’t mold itself to death uh Buck 80 they want to
They want to get rid of it uh you on a main road yeah you’re on a main road yeah I I’d like it not bad not bad who’s the neighbors what do we got up the street all right got the same goddamn thing up the street this looks like the first 48
But let’s hope that you don’t get shot by murder man on First 48 but some of these people are taking their houses seriously up there um yeah make them a bad offer they’ll take it trust me uh we got Joseph with 25 bucks ever hear Sam
Read The Gospel of Matthew uh it would be cool if you read the book of Revelations your intensity would make it great I would if I could read man I’ll I’ll read it for don’t you think I want to read also said uh don’t you think I
Want to know how to read man that’s what you say at the end of a becoming the CEO of a companies uh you like if you troll the hardest you got like a like a really high job interview and then you got to the end like the
Third interview of like a CMO or like a chief operating officer for like a like a scientific fish scale like a fiber mesh company like don’t you think I would like to know how to read so you think I’m qualified um so when do I start and he also said ever
Watch the Lil hobo by Duncan trell I will I never watch it I I’m very underexposed on Duncan Trussell dunan trussle um note on this house E I am 22 years old living in Salt Lake City home prices in my area are Out Of Reach for me I wanted to see what you
Thought of this H uh po Pocatello and this house thanks Nick and Chris I like the name Pocatello that’s a this this house is [ __ ] fat my man poo this is a great piece of property this is this is a nice house I would buy this house I can tell right
Off the rip oh idah host very [ __ ] expensive this area sucks ass that’s not good um going on here I like it I I like it a lot um it’s like a Pacific Northwest craftsman style built in 32 when was it built 32 31 18
Wow but uh I really I really like it all the original details there even like the kitchen remodel was done with that [ __ ] Home Depot Joanna gain [ __ ] the cabinets could be remod and and painted if you wanted they’re pretty nasty but these call for like uh craftsman style cabinets I’ll show you
What this calls for so uh this style like uh this you know mirr hat yeah it’s been there for like seven months it’s sort of [ __ ] um Jesus Christ given to me by Frankie at the show big fan oh yeah hell yeah I like that one better a little
Relief in the doors anyway um this house is uh really nice man it’s a it’s a shame uh it’s not a shame anything it’s fine it’s good nice built-ins here yeah U basement the basement apartment’s a little little bit of a reach I’m not a big fan but if it’s
There [ __ ] it I mean it’s a little bit of it’s free 500 bucks for you for from a pal that you trust the deck’s probably causing some water issues in the basement um somewhere it has a gutter problem there’s a water problem somewhere I don’t know where it is but
I’d find it and fix it the house is fine i’ clean up all the [ __ ] underneath the deck painted a better color the color is a little too much and not uh not the period correct that’s uh that’s like a mid-century color they hit that wrong
But um even the garage door is cool uh I like it I like it a lot I would take the garage door down take it apart put it back together um paint it and uh I maybe that maybe that easement window for the basement apartment is what’s causing a
Water leak but there’s there’s water problem somewhere but address it price is not that bad uh I don’t think you’re going to get hung with it there’s a price cut it’s been on the market for a little bit um again is what did uh yeah what again
Are there pickled French fries in the neighborhood are there snacks and sweets are there Rocky Mountain Oysters nearby yes are there baked buffalo wings baked yeah baked blackened Buffalo garlic Wings mhm are there is there yeah what’s the wing program yeah is there uh is there any brunch anywhere
Near there and if so how far is the sangria Maiden house is yeah is a sangria Maiden house do the is the how much how much stuff is on top of the bloody marrow without being ridiculous and have they made it to banies yet Peach bin Peach bis are there are there
Ride share scooters yes what brand of ride share scooters are there in the river is it bird or is it lime are they in the river is there lft and Uber yes what kind order an Uber order a lift what year car shows up yeah how much laundry are you
Sitting on in the back of a lift in a Ford wistar that’s definitely not a Honda Odyssey like you ordered the they told told you was showing up um we sh i c those off early tonight didn’t I uh yeah I got I got another one that slip through the cracks
And uh I think you might be able to open up might be in trouble you want open up for yeah I’ll open up you know what very rare occasion I’ll open for a quick we’re doing a little quick um I got the mouse uh we’re doing another open up
Briefly to get only got five you uh we got [ __ ] 2.0 with 25 bucks hey Westerly guys again Chuck Roy of the Ocean House in Watch Hill bought the multifam I wanted and he’s kicking out all the tenants to House International workers for his hotel can you get Trump
To give business me prep talk god damn it I lost it again no uh no uh that’s really funny I like that’s like a wicked funny um what Chuck Roy saying that like Chuck Roy bought it out from underneath me yeah I like I used to
Have a joke with my wife like I would see hotels the tonic hotel in Vermont I saw it when it was like in its roughest State the tonic Hotel this is kind of like our early joke it’s kind of funny though Hotel Manchester Vermont so this
Hotel right here I saw it when it was like [ __ ] up right and I remember like driving in the parking lot and being like oh man I I want to buy a hotel that’s like my my [ __ ] dream is I want to do like a a not like this better
You know better than better than this [ __ ] box but uh who own who bought uh uh oh kton hotels and I was like they they came in and spent [ __ ] I don’t know [ __ ] $25 million they bought the hotel for like2 million right down the street from the Equinox I’m like a I’m
Gonna you know I’d love to [ __ ] buy this thing kton hotels came out right underneath me and bought it [ __ ] Glenn Davis Red Red Roof came right out right out of nowhere those pieces of [ __ ] over at marot [ __ ] sidewind in my [ __ ] deal do they know I have no
Money I have eight grand in my bank account you [ __ ] suckers get in my way again there’s going to be blood in the streets you’re talking to a guy with $3,300 in his pocket you have like a you have a lit blunt in an American Spirits box that’s
Still like puffing smoke out of your pocket what you don’t smoke weed what are you lame get out of my [ __ ] way Glenn I catch you snooping around my ideas again I’ll kick your ass personally you’re a crumb bum you know what you are you’re a
Crumb you’re a crumb bum I heard that word today in a video Crum bum um hey we got Ashlin with 10 gifted memberships thank you Ashlin appreciate that dang hey you got to be here you got to be here thank you thank you just dropping there you go hey now you can rewatch
Anything you want you can see any videos any jokes I remember they said uh again I’m going to take this time to thank you for the patronage built up the rug collection as usual I can’t help myself I want the dopest things to go to you if
I see them I have to I mean and antique Transylvanian rug oo this is an 1870s copy of a 1750s rug Transylvania yeah real like weird thing Romanian yeah how about this one gold Willow Tree heres mint best drug I ever had whoa yeah perfect look at that one that’d be like
I think I’ll be buying that one I I I think I’ll take that one I it’s you but thank you uh I know ridiculous I yeah you got 1,800 um I know it’s I know it’s nuts I get it trust me but uh that’s that’s 35,000 bucks 26,000 bucks and in
A lot of forums um they exist I just hey uh it’s cool um all old all real no [ __ ] around no uh we’ll do vintage they still have to be old but all of them the the real the real deal snob [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and uh I hope you
Have it you know we look at the million doll listings all the time they have them in them it’s not fake it’s not not in front of you um go look for rugs that’ll last you forever I promise you’re going to start [ __ ] dry even
At the prices of these things so shot me to high hell thank you for your patronage um yeah please go look at the other people sell them and start puking I know it’s a new world it’s like someone showing you but look how many friends have showed you how many friends
Have walked you into collections that are like where are you like how much did you spend on that yeah I’ve never been walked into any collection until not really man yeah you’ve seen like I’ve seen dudes with like concert posters heavy Star Wars [ __ ] I know yeah I don’t
Know people that are spending like money money though oh and [ __ ] Star Wars guys like Star Wars like toys guys comic book guys comic book guys big 1500 2,000 3,000 4,000 5,000 all the time yeah I know it’s nuts I do have $10,000 worth of ianz
Yeah I mean you didn’t have to pay for them no no with your money uh with my my income my side hustle yeah that was that’s not that’s not a side it’s just a side shimmy um we got young Unk with 25 bucks what’s up Nick I am planning to buy my
First house soon looking for a starter home in the 475 to 500k range nothing nuts I live on the coast of South Carolina any tips and things I should look out for not trying to get [ __ ] I would be buying something old and special down there um I think like the
South Carolina [ __ ] I think that any any of the influx that you have down there people are going to want to like absorb that like Southern uh I would buy something Leave myself a little bit of money and buy yourself something with like a ton of that like South Carolina character the big
[ __ ] Greek columns and whatnot the [ __ ] floorida ceiling Windows uh something with like all that that needs the grease on it needs the elbow grease but that’s what I think people are going to be moving in those track houses stay the [ __ ] away from don’t worry about the and if you want to
Do something that’s just going to make you money uh rentals with the most bedrooms but again I would I would be buying something cool but I think uh the people who are coming down there um I think uh people that are going down there are going to want that [ __ ] that’s
That’s my opinion just based on Southern Charm the TV show on Bravo network um so yeah uh all right uh oh back to the dude who bought the uh the the the work yeah man that that happens I don’t get mad at that I’d rather see that than
Anything else I mean Hospitality kind of kicking ass I feel like that’s one of the one of the capitalistic moves that wins privately owned hotels bring money into the state that’s like one of the ones where I don’t give a [ __ ] how big they get in my opinion people who run
Like Hotel bar restaurant feature attraction shits that privately owned and not a [ __ ] Casino or like a Live Nation venue or something like that I can’t be against that and I don’t want to be because most of those times those guy those people are kind of they put
Even though even though like they’re Millionaires and [ __ ] like that a lot of those people kind around here the people that are run like those privately owned kind of like dope New England style [ __ ] they’re doing a good job at it and I I hope they do more of it
So if they have a visa thing worked out where people are just good in hospitality and they have like a hey whatever it’s not like everybody else is applying for the [ __ ] jobs you know I don’t get it but I would but it’s just true I mean I I
Think that hospitality and [ __ ] like that makes uh States especially the ones that we’re talking about this like the real estate that we’re talking about here it kind of gets into like what do you want [ __ ] Marriot hotels to come in and spend $20 million and then it it
Brings in like a different animal I think uh when it’s privately owned it’s like it’s it’s like the last of charm how many you got on that I got four four more I all right yeah we should be good that’s perfect okay yeah all right down
But like yeah uh note on this house I think there’s a note yeah right we’re in uh Colorado Colorado um howdy boys I currently live in a two-bedroom townhouse for for, 1500 and I like it family trying to pressure me into buying this listing is this a good idea thanks
For the stream boys yeah little double wi the last guy I own had an e wagon that’s a that’s a good sign the uh the sidings kind of cool the view is nice got all the romance novels over here got a horny old fat lady that lives
Lives in this thing you could tell because she’s spicy she likes red uh is this the double wide and uh they’re saying this is not the house one second 288 it View Drive one second yeah one second no worries come back to it um 288 animos View Drive trailer 20 Durango Colorado
Oh trailer 20 that’s where we got to go all right 185 is this correct yeah that’s it trailer 20 all right I’m glad I got to see the other one I can see who else is living in this [ __ ] thing cool the [ __ ] we do hockey what are those snowboard
Boots I’m being totally honest with you what I think happened here I think someone’s let me Venture a guess your parents know the father this is done by a kid this is owned by a young kid like a 25-year-old kid or a 20 someone who’s young and they did this house over he
Did the stick on Stone he did the LED lights under the cabinets he did the Frat guy bathroom and he did the that resin top right there on that on that countertop and then he did the tile backsplash right there and with in the LED he built the
The the canopy bed with the storage underneath because you saw it on YouTube cuz he’s young he did the back lit thing that he made um so he made all that stuff and now your parents are trying to replicate this Allstar snowboarder son’s real estate move that’s what I’d have to
Guess now here’s the B here’s the bad news the ship sort of sailed as far you can’t give the son the prophet you have to be the son oh wow it’s down here what the [ __ ] happened here okay so we bought it for 70 grand now he wants 185 what the [ __ ] happened
To the value on these things what’ you guys get [ __ ] uh what the hell kind of tunnels did they find in [ __ ] Boulder Colorado that sync the value of this area Durango Colorado I place went from uh world class skiing to Dodge Durango Colorado to uh [ __ ] fat [ __ ] toothless
[ __ ] single mom with pajama pants on a Tuesday morning at 9:30 buying Keno tickets at the gas station D Dodge Durango Colorado I’ve never seen a a figure go like that what the [ __ ] happened here look at it stocks yeah looks like [ __ ] uh looks like yeah Starbucks
Stock Starbuck Starbuck how much for the Starbuck all right uh yeah this thing traded uh in the beginning of the market for 70 grand so he put uh you know 15 grand of uh work into it and you essentially you have to be the guy for
Buying it buying it for you know 110 Grand you know um unfortunately I don’t think the value is going to sit there I don’t think it’s a bad place to rot your money away uh I just think that you’re giving Shawn White all the profit you need to be Shawn White
Um uh we got brus with 25 bucks I want to shake your hand thanks for the inspiration to break into construction got my first job working at a high-end builder in the Hamptons as a site clerk dude I’ve got my foot in the door what should I focus on now paying attention
Dude good for you buddy that’s a hell of a job um any you guys want that dude putting yourself in the biggest Market is smart I know you got flooding down there going crazy um if I were you I would be paying attention to the most uh
Respected guys on the job site I would be paying attention to like who your boss stops [ __ ] around with keep your eye on that like the guy the guys who no one sort of like gives any [ __ ] to that have the most talented staff and I would
Look up the work they do and see like how far the scope of their work like uh getting really good at figuring out where um how you know who’s the most talented and kind of staying around the the the people doing the best work um and and
Sort of like helping them grow and and growing with them that’s that’s cool cool I mean Hampton’s the money is endless so you want to work on the dopest projects that’s where the most money is it’s not [ __ ] rocket science it’s obvious you you want to be working
With the guys that work on consistently work on $5 million plus jobs and um you’re going to be fine you’re going to be dope good for you buddy um yeah man dress up right uh yeah find some interesting hobbies start reading start going out to these [ __ ] whiskey bars
Out there and uh finding where the old [ __ ] old money hangs out and um go there are we in uh be quiet about it we in Spokane we’re in Spoke we’re in smokane no we’re in uh Spokane yeah um no we’re in Jamaica plane 218 the [ __ ] did I get here 218th Street
Queens Village New York oh did we skip oh I skipped smoke spoking Washington yeah keep my beautiful pokeone said I look like I’m about to load up Tony Pro Skater right you do that’s awesome [ __ ] hell happen the [ __ ] songs [ __ ] happen over here [ __ ] trying to listen to oh that’s
Why I’m trying to listen to our blue wounds damn that’s that sounds emo as [ __ ] I’m just listening to what am I supposed to be by our blue wounds I was listening to It On Air Force 1 the night I won the election the night I found out that
There were 30,000 emails that were and no one’s going to do a goddamn thing about them even if they found out that the even if they found out that it was all real everybody would say it was fake so why even Bother I could show you aliens but you wouldn’t believe me you’d say they were fake not real the uh no in this house been driving by this for a year just feing just feing dream home sitting empty and deteriorating really rich guys just holding five midc centuries here oh
That’s sucks you’re you’re edging yeah get him on the phone make a deal with him case study house Jesus Christ I feel you man that’s annoying that’s the thing about these mid-century houses they’re like um kind of like what if I had a lot of money I
Would do that if I had like [ __ ] like five friends with like 40 million bucks I would go and acquire like five six of these things and do the same exact thing I wouldn’t [ __ ] hold them like a piece of [ __ ] but these guys are just lazy Bankers that are like they’re like
Uh they have silver Porsches and no skill they drive um no one ever loved me no one ever told me they loved me and meant it silver sorry that’s my that’s my uh that’s my Riff Raff color naming what is it uh colors for Porsches oh okay all
Right like uh my dad knows I’m my dad knows I’m worse than every one of every one of his friends Sons blue the one that riff came out with with First Choice turquoise First Choice that was awesome yes that was so awesome oh the yellow Porsche yes it’s um I’ve watched
People go from respecting me to not respecting me over the course of a lifetime yellow damn my kids know there’s better dads out there red damn [Laughter] damn skilless lucky skilless truly lucky middle of the way guy silver yeah sorry I just had to answer no this is this is really really
Dope yeah but I like rist col is better and and it’s kind of period correct it’s it’s actually how much did how much did uh [ __ ] Gary [ __ ] nice to meet you oh three and a quarter yeah so now you know just sit on a portfolio like
That you know it’s never really going anywhere right uh you know right talking to a guy in a blue puffer vest that’s too bad yeah he bought it at the right time yes guy’s a dink come on man the guy’s a dink I don’t want to deal with all that
Renting people throw a it’s like everywhere man everywhere I go it’s like I’ll talk to like a single lady at the bar and she like dumps a whole beer on my head I don’t get it it’s like why is she calling me a prick and then dumping
A whole beer on my head like what it’s an Omega Omega it’s like a watch like a oh oh yeah yeah come back the the GT4 is the best thing that Porsche makes wait come back I’d love to go skiing in Japan with my boss wait come
Back wait come back I do have hair products yes I am 51 you don’t you don’t want to go skiing in Hokkaido I just don’t get it why don’t you want to go skiing in in hokido with me whatever whatever go skiing at the go sledding with your poor friends [ __ ]
[ __ ] [ __ ] anyway uh we got I haven’t got late in three years uh we got carwen with 25 Canadian uh love Nick’s commitment comedy just one of the fun funniest out there you you two Mr no read good hopefully nick uh hopefully Nick’s keeping his mental health in check with the fat property
Buy make sure to get a big garage for the Harley’s for the girlfriend I will I’m going to I’m going to get a uh I’m going to put a fire pit with a barbecue rooster and Chris is going to get smoke ring yeah beautiful Smoke Ring beautiful Applewood smoke
Ring uh I use apple wood I use a combination of apple and peon PE I use peon wood uh God damn it man yeah I used zebrawood and everybody’s dead whatever and there’s a resin in the in the wood apparently it kills it’s a G Rap it’s arsenic so yeah she’s
Dead on my brisket don’t eat that brisket it’s got zebra wood no no don’t eat that brisket but you can try the the sang gria that smoking a six like a full brisket is is like difficult I’ve done it I’ve done it like four times and I’ve gotten like 60% good
At it for you yeah brisket uh just wasting money yeah it’s expensive and I I honestly I think BR brisket like rocks my stomach oh I used to have iron stomach brisket like is the one that like that’s the one I can like zero in on like yeah you fat yeah you only
Eating fat you only eating gristly fat tast like [ __ ] someone’s blowing a Newport cigarette in your mouth I don’t get it dude this one’s in Jamaica New York man 6969 uh 8969 so not on this is I know this jackass doah me know him too Queens me live on
Queens me putting lawn furniture out in the in the living room me don’t need it me perfectly fine with the perfectly fine with the lawn chairs that’s unreal this guy said [ __ ] Furniture I’ll just buy a patio set and I have Kirkland spices he’s got his spices
Out I mean the with the exception of the I don’t believe in furniture and the 699 price tag the 06 the champagne 06 MDX next door is this house is uh not although I’m sure that grass in New York is uh name your [ __ ] price but yeah as far as
The house goes in itself I don’t mind the house I don’t mind the backyard actually don’t mind the piece of property itself the lawn furn is totally ridiculous but as far as the what this is I like it price no what did a lawn furniture guy buy for a dollar he bought
It for $40 yeah you better not show me that I don’t like that I don’t like that margin at all but uh yeah I mean as far as like the the structure that you’re talking about actually don’t mind it just be real um uh we got Daniel Walsh for 20 bucks good
Evening Chris Nick and the Cutie homos really enjoyed the Vince offer interview on pgl it got me thinking what would emo Trump pck if he had to move units don’t forget to like the stream I could sell anything I could sell whatever I want it’s not important it’s not that
Important it’s not what you sell it’s about how you sell it it’s about putting a product that people like people like into the streets but no one likes me early I thought my heart was priceless she thought my out was only worth a dollar that’s because she’s
A that’s because she should get in a car accident I should read about her in the newspaper that’s what I would sell I would sell car accidents I would sell car accidents for your ex-girlfriend that smashed your heart and even though you didn’t deserve it that’s what I’d sell I’d sell them for
$10,000 smash your girlfriend’s head into a wall that’s my band’s name selling car accidents selling car that’s my play base and foot and foot synthesizer keyboards I play them I play I play the electric stylophone yeah I have a duster coat I have a black duster coat on I dye my
Hair I silver face paint silver hair I do I wear a triod hat I have a I’m getting all freehand tattoos I’ve got I’m getting my whole arm my lower arm blacked out all down here that’s what I’m getting I’m getting Birds big birds crows flying down across
My back that’s what I’m getting line stick and poke tattoos of memories that I’ve shared that’s what I’d sell I’d sell my stick on tattoos that’s what I’d sell I’d sell stick on tattoos that say why even try when all you’re going to do is cry um are we in Albuquerque New Mexico
Whoa my lucros stick just fell it’s an omen there’s a ghost in here there a uh we’re yeah um Magi I’m going to go see MGI sing feel that way for me sing I’ll be singing into the microphone front row screaming at no shirt on what frankly love
That uh note on this uh there is nothing wrong or there’s nothing worth anything in Albuquerque for less than 300K should I get this crap to reduce my month-to-month expenses or continue to rent a trailer for, 1600 I would buy I would buy this house too yeah if you’re renting for 1,600 you
Have a little bit of money put aside um but this is a pretty good house um this I would look for this is pending so it’s gone but this is exactly what I’d be looking for I like this house period end of story I’m not no fights no layout
Problems I’ll keep the original bathroom clean it maybe take this down little bit of work keep i’ keep this I would yes yes yes flooring’s perfect the closet space is good fireplace I’d get it working this i’ obviously clean the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of this paint this a cooler color
Take this [ __ ] brick cladding down that’s a piece of [ __ ] and then the back the backyard is an Abomination who gives a [ __ ] no big deal I saw access for it you can take this ridiculous thing down that’s um that’s the NEX Nexium sex cult Annex fertilizer
Shed John podesta broke in he did graffiti on my my shed I didn’t know it snowed in uh Albuquerque yeah I was actually in Albuquerque New Mexico Highway one time yeah yeah that’s uh I was in Albuquerque New Mexico stuck on the highway from a tractor trailer truck rollover with uh
Chuck and Sam one time on the way to California and it was snowing and it was like weirdest Colored Sky I was like whoa I didn’t even know it snowed out here no clue we were stopped on the highway for like an hour we took pictures like walking around the car and
[ __ ] it was kind of that’s pretty fun it was kind of funny it was so pretty uh but 219 that metrics works if you’re paying 1,600 month bucks a month not to own uh I’m with you on Albuquerque Albuquerque does have a some Buzz around it and I think it’s uh people like
Living there so uh go for it we got rebirth with 25 bucks starting a pool company at 25 in Georgia might get a day job as a plumber before quitting my current company or should I learn heavy equipment to build instead where’s the money at what do I watch out for when
Starting a company what’s he what’s a he’s starting a company as what first he wants to he want he’s starting a pool company in Georgia oh pool company buying equipment um I’m sorry I [ __ ] that whole thing up uh he he’s starting a pool company at 25 in Georgia might get
A day job as a Plummer before quit quitting my oh oh sorry uh before quitting my current company or should I learn heavy equipment to build instead no because you can sub the the problem is with heavy equipment uh is um it’s expensive so and you can
Sort of when you’re starting a pool company you can sort of all aart that work like the the the digging right so the plumbing is what you want to get involved in basically the physical you can become a um basically a pool plumber like you can you can compartmentalize
Your business into what you do best that’s what I would do when pools are big right pools are like I do house but pools now become like a a complex problem and there’s like insurance companies involved in it so they’ve become like a little bit more of like a
A highbrow business over the past couple of years uh just because you have you have to run electrical wires you have to run plumbing you have to have um you know you’re connecting to the house and some sometimes you need some engineering done slopes ledge blasting you’re pouring concrete you’re bringing in
Heavy machinery I wouldn’t I wouldn’t be laying out the money for any heavy machinery in fact I would try to run pickup truck tools and just be that that specialized Plumber guy or the complex electrician guy or the um and then anything that can be third partied out
By guys who like to work with guys like you and you you’re kind of G seeing that I would stay as a sort of like design and then uh and hone in on one specific thing in pools because if you try to do everything at once you’re just going to
Go broke right you can’t buy an excavator big enough you can’t buy a [ __ ] uh you can’t staff enough Brick Layers to keep them um and and concrete and Patio guys to keep them fed in an early stages so you know what are you going to do I I
Would I would really hone in on learning Sherwood pumps like a [ __ ] madman learning salt conc you know pumps that [ __ ] new um that finish is pretty important on pools the uh the [ __ ] is it called son of a [ __ ] Pebble Pebble Tech this is like the [ __ ] hot rage
Right now in pools Pebble Tech so it looks like rocks it’s like a um you put like like this like goop and then you two it’s like two-part you put like a colored Stone and like a resin inside a a cement mixer and you can pick your
Colors it’s like soft on your feet and then it has like glow-in-the-dark finish so it’s like gunite it’s like the highest End Pool you can do this kind of [ __ ] pebbletech is like the new way it’s not tile it’s not paint it’s not liner it’s this this is um there’s a couple of
Kinds of but this is like top Buck here um and uh people go nuts for it and they pay tons of [ __ ] money for it cuz you can get you can change your color and you can but this is a pretty pretty big deal that’s that people are taking
Pretty seriously selfcleaning pools are another thing see this is how it’s laid you lay concrete and then you basically smooth this cereal over it and you TR it flat it’s kind of how that [ __ ] gets put on pretty cool though I mean as far as a
Product goes that [ __ ] um so yeah I would I would I would kind of break it down into components that you do that in um yeah and I I yeah that’s it uh that all right spok we’re going uh 2510 Cy Lane Sandy Sandy Oregon 850 there’s a note no no no no
No no no and you have ones over there oh yeah I do oh sick over I do have um oh there’s no note on this house no note on this house pending Yellowstone dock nice dock too I think I don’t like the way they fixed those 6X
Sixes not what I would have done although the uh the TRU layout shows that they knew how to use the clips the layout’s good I’m not a big fan of a pine Flex in a ranch house I’ll be straight with you I’m I’m never going to like jump it is
Good though if you like this stuff and you like this then it’s you I think you can fix it with paint um the Cabinetry is good though and the it’s good it I I just think that the it gets lost in the sauce but I think white
Uh softer white pink I I don’t like trying to put colors on the side of his [ __ ] wood tones cuz it looks too muddled I my dad loves this [ __ ] and his every [ __ ] house my dad like this like my my dad is like foaming at the mouth over
This house right now he like loves this [ __ ] so go you kid but um I like a hardwood uh trimmed out if you’re going to if you’re going to play if you’re going to play the wood Flex game the wood has to be expensive it’s
Just my it’s my CUNY two cents the tile in this bathroom is ugly as [ __ ] it’s 850,000 so this guy wants all the money for what he has here but he’s got a nice thing um pool guy said I do service and repairs don’t know building Should I
Stick to it yeah do Service Repairs and do install work like work on install work and upgrade work um get really good at like swapping out old pumps and [ __ ] and filters and and sort of like having like a a price ready menu and servicing
Or if you wanted to go full labor on it you can go open and close services in the beginning of the end of the season and then SE uh weekly or whatever cleaning or installing selfcleaning you can say look I can come here I have like
A Twan crew that cleans my 25 account and it that’s basically going to generate and cover your labor maybe a truck it’s not going to make a ton of money but it offers you a but you can do that or I can install a system for you
For five grand you know you can kind of like that that that’s the switch and it’s just a reality of owning a pool there not they don’t [ __ ] maintain themselves so uh yeah I would stay there just buying the equipment with pools and all that specialty [ __ ] you can kind of
Third party it you can third party the concrete guy you can third party the brick guy you can third party the decking um and the excavation work so and you try to buy their [ __ ] machines forget it never mind learn the [ __ ] trade but as far as the those
Guys don’t know how to do the uh what you’re what you’re talking about so uh that’s the good news and there is a hole typically around here anywhere there is yeah 850 is kind of all of it um but I know Oregon’s expensive I think you’re paying the all of it price
But it is a nice thing Jesus I did not want to see that but he probably bought it for toilet [ __ ] in 3 I’d like to see the older listing photos of it I mean this is what the I mean the dude spent the money I me
None of this stuff is cheap it’s just like this this deck was probably 6,500 bucks you know like every component that they did was good it’s just like not not my not my stees but it can be morphed um I don’t like the uh I don’t like uh setting fireplac
Like that um the bathroom’s good enough some of the tiles not my pick but nothing’s cheap and everything’s solid I mean it’s Southern yellow pine everywhere but uh as far as what it is it’s good it’s exactly what people want it’s a it’s like a location correct
[ __ ] piece of real estate it’s dope and the greenhouse is dope that’s a freebie these things are not I mean it’s it’s it’s not ridiculously expensive but I think they have chickens inside there and a yeah that’s a nice piece of property it’s probably worth it to be honest with you
Uh we got low main main with 25 bucks sup Nicole and Christine is it better oh you B you son of a [ __ ] that’s a girl’s name those are two girl names what the hell um Chris Chris uh Christopher Christine that’s Christine uh is it better to just buy a boring cash flowing
Biz from a dying Boomer rather than Reinventing the wheel yes was uh asking about credit line earlier for velocity banking or is that just a scam it’s a scam that’s a that’s the thing to like anybody talking about getting money for your business before you have a business is a [ __ ]
[ __ ] don’t even listen to anything like that you get a business start that’s the stupidest [ __ ] I ever heard in my life that’s that’s like the last wave of like Finance to go bad they used to do that for like start a trading account today that was like the one
Towards the that was like the uh the canary and the coal mine last time was margin tradings margin trading accounts for [ __ ] like me you want eight grand all right big shot here’s eight grand yeah trade away oh you lost it it’s gone you know
It’s like so uh yeah I mean and it’s like because uh if you have a business proof of concept like there has to be some sort of like proof you can’t just like oh yeah that’ll if I start doing like there’s not there’s not many businesses in the world that you can
Just start out of thin air and that are like immediately existing I know you need Capital to start but you need an impetus too you know what I mean like there has to be some sort of like success you know go figure um or money coming in a restaurant is one of those
Things but existing restaurants like they’re they’re not guaranteed there’s no guaranteed money so how good are you at operating a business there so many components on it man I’m not [ __ ] Mr Wonderful but Jesus Christ man I mean I’ve started businesses before but you know they had like it was like dumb
Businesses and and and stuff like that I just don’t think uh I don’t think uh I I wouldn’t do that it’s just not my style you can do whatever you want man you can do this is you can [ __ ] go borrow 300,000 and start a [ __ ] Drop
Shipping business I don’t give a [ __ ] um you can start a [ __ ] dog sucking business I don’t give a [ __ ] [ __ ] I [ __ ] St sunky Chunky Soup at the [ __ ] uh dog sucking facility at the dog sucking house the facilities [ __ ] people like Chunky Soup chicken noodle
Get the dog taste out of your mouth uh we got Z Maul with 25 bucks you guys convinced me to get serious about life and I got a job as a Fed thanks so much sweet sweet anything wrong here please like the stream please leave now no problem hey
Just take nothing new go good here sir officer we’re cool we’re cool here what’s going on dude long time don’t see oh officer oh what are you doing go bats right [ __ ] H oh yeah [ __ ] man um yeah uh we got helinger fpv with 25 bucks yo uh considering going psycho and selling
Cars for a while to stack cash curious if a Toyota dealership is a good move how can I find if find out if the dealership is good enough to make it worth my time uh pay plan uncomfortable conversations with uh salesman without being too obvious about it um going um going to
Uh finding out with who pays the best and who’s got an understaffed floor and that’s not in a make where uh the make is like doomed like a Jaguar dealership is doomed you know um Toyota is a good spot to be most Toyota dealerships are whouses just so you know the most
Salesman the most like ratchet you’re you’re selling cars with like grown men function on alcoholics guys with no [ __ ] driver’s license and [ __ ] it is like a play pen I don’t think I say that enough I Toyota dealerships are notoriously you’re talking to guys with that we like hey what’s going on Rick
Like bad drinking problem yeah normal looks like a baseball coach is a 9:00 a.m. nip in the Dunkin Donuts coffee alcoholic 99 Shooters 99 Bananas bang I love that banana flavor it’s pretty good right yeah yeah so I mean it’s a beautiful little car the C it’s sporty
It’s fun uh so it’s not but if you can if you can Hammer uh the the product with Toyota is I think the the cat’s out of the bag as far as Toyota being good um it’ll get your feet wet fast and it’ll teach you how to sell cars and
Then when you come out of Toyota you’re good it’s like the the that’s like the AAA ball for the rest of the the big leagues but uh we got Jeep Larson with 25 bucks or dou a ball uh yo Nick I sent the Spokane mid-century got the owner’s
Number what would you say when you call him would you buy in a sec but just not sure how to go about it thank you boys the stream has been huge for me thank you what did he say what the first uh he he’s the one who sent the Spokane
Washington midcentury oh and he said he got uh got the owner’s number what would you say to him when you call him can I buy the house for 360 Grand no I know you paid 300 grand for it I didn’t I paid 320 but come on let’s be
Honest I I’ll get you out of it let me help you out of this no no no I can’t do 400 ah estimate no no I can’t come on do that you you bought it because you wanted a deal on it can you let me have
A little bit of deal too I would like play that angle mhm no no no listen if I make you an offer will you get mad at me no 375,000 bucks and I’m not paying anything with a FL in it so get it right
Out of your head but I do like the house a lot it is a nice piece um but that’s I mean that’s kind of like the the you have to like think think about it from like their end you know like what the [ __ ] does this guy want maybe you know
If you can get a of them why not hey you want to get F any of these pieces of [ __ ] before they rot anymore well you got water coming in the one down the street I’m pretty sure you want to get no I don’t I he knows he’s got problems
He knows they’re like ticking time bombs can’t just own [ __ ] houses they they rot get water damage you can make a house from nice to [ __ ] in [ __ ] three years um going I mean they’re paying for the maintenance on them so I’m sure they’re tired of paying for the Landscaping aren’t you in
Reram Netherlands oh and is acin acceptin oh English you’re on Funda yeah um no on this house uh also opinion on early 2002 Volvo S40 can pick one up for less than five grand low miles thank you fellas you guys Rule n car a rat Acura TSX 04
0405 06 TSX if you want to play that game that’s the pick of the litter over there that car is a [ __ ] animal not even impressed with the price of the Volvo either and I hate I hate the car and I’m not impressed and I don’t like
The t6s and I don’t like the s60s and I had an S I had an O2 S60 T5 and it was uh fast as [ __ ] but it was a dudes who wear their hats like this where it’s like really tilted but it’s like it’s like a St Trooper no no it just like
Looks big like that like like like like it’s usually a fitted C but it’s like oh yeah yeah it’s like this like a like a Cowboys fan yeah um so we’re in Le day we’re in living the krat 80 the pleasant child friendly 1960s head logland hlog land you have over 125
Meter meters of living pleasure in this corner house backyard of approx 142 M squared squared oh the cracklings boss in plus is in within walking distance fun cracklings boss it’s my favorite place to walk wow look at that huh that’s dope all right cool this is your reusable bag
Closet and in here you could you go to ALDI when you go to get green pepper from the with your 90 reusable bag closet this is where you can check into your laundry mat you’re TR Sten what do you mean you didn’t bring your salmon salmon your trout and you
Have a trout closet for your trout and cleaning oh they got the upper deck toilets huh wow look at you the water closet is comes furnished with eels just think about how many raw eels you can chew think about how many roller skates you can have inside
Here wow look at the [ __ ] door over here huh so it’s a little bit I mean lots of lots of natural light we’re in the Netherlands by the way guys sharing a balcony in the Netherlands yeah that’s where we are yeah nice I like the yard I like the two
Levels I don’t know what any of that money is that is that like a two level with a garage wow that is Pleasant you can park here tval your tval Ling St 2.7 5.6 5.3 cylinder you don’t use the bus you can use public transport to go pick up more
Trout I actually I mean as far as like the layout and like I mean I’m I’m looking at a condo you know what I mean it’s it’s an over and under condo with a a backyard a garage an entryway an upstairs bedroom couple of bathrooms a third floor
I mean I again I’m not going to know the market I don’t know what [ __ ] the Netherlands Market is but as far as like what would make a condo here you know Zing I think this this house kind of has it in Spades it’s got like I said the yard hardscaped area Turf
Area I mean I don’t pretend to understand the maintenance I don’t know if you’re cutting this thing with a a Dyson or something but you could use some upgrades here and there but I I like it as far as overall I think it’s I think it’s a pretty nice piece of
Property as far as like if that condo was in New York that would be a big [ __ ] deal I’ll put it to you that way and I know it should be way more than 375,000 uh Cal caluk crans whatever the [ __ ] uh the nomination in the Netherlands rerams the Netherlands um we
Got false with 20 bucks uh sorry I missed your chat I’ll you 20 bucks um got my Decor looking nice with some mid-century pieces from cherish nice uh along with some stuff from chamonic I also have a guest room filled with thousands of dollars worth of Star Wars
Stuff I keep the door closed oh yeah don’t want anybody in there don’t let anybody know that you have $6,000 plus and you know if I said $6,000 for all you’d tell me no as fast as the the number came out of my mouth right that’s
Proof that this exists yeah like if I was like hey Chris I’ll give you $6,000 for all your guitars no not even close right no would you I’ll give you eight grand no what like you offer someone money for the thing you’re like this oh no people you don’t think people have collections
Watch this hey you got your buddy with like the sneakers I’ll give you four grand for all your sneakers [ __ ] no see it’s [ __ ] 25,000 worth the sneak Nick my collection has utility you can play the guitar right I play it for my math core band yeah yeah how am I going to
Play math core if I don’t have 11 guitars I mean it it calls for it it calls for it’s called the 11 guitars band it’s called Uh I I do have a stupid amount of ianz I actually though good I like collections I don’t give a [ __ ]
What you have if you if your collection is serious I’m impressed I don’t give a [ __ ] what I truly don’t give a [ __ ] you could collect [ __ ] uh you could have the stupidest one but no one no like there’s no one collecting like tide bottles out there no other than you know someone’s
[ __ ] somebody who got em when they were kids you’re right right um sorry um made yeah some the uh the MTV show made yeah um [ __ ] uh we got Stephen Andrew 20 bucks is there any word on when World Piece season 2 is coming out well since I am directly related to directly
Related to that project in that timeline soon uh this year soon soon this year for sure this year oh yes sooner than this year but sooner than this year this year right when I say this year I don’t think like way in the air like Closer Closer time
Goes by fast it’ll be here before you know before Q3 for sure before q1 wait we’re going to be here at q1 yeah um note on this house um Richland Hills uh what should I off oh yeah what should I offer on this a dollar what’s a dollar do for you what
They got I don’t like this no HOA that’s nice what am I what am I looking at here when I don’t have an HOA sometimes you want an HOA in Texas people doing wild things out there got Scat Pack this house which house is it this this one all right what’s your neighbor
Look like oh okay all right I have to use the water closet the yard I saw the bear I saw the bear out there I always make a snake noise like it’s going to do something I heard that like horses are scared of snake yeah yeah you walk out every time screaming
Yeah it needs uh kitchen flooring needs ceilings needs Electrical uh the lighting is from ceiling fans if that’s no it doesn’t yes it does the lighting is from ceiling fans what am I a [ __ ] crackhead sure I want my I want my kids to give my I want to give my family
Something to Aspire to a guy with ceiling fans for light cool more ceiling fans please see what this clinical ass white light does to you makes you just feel like you’re it’s got Home Depot flipper carpet on it Dollar Foot the bathroom’s original everything was painted white so they did they fixed the
Vinyl on it did they flip this is a flip 120 179,000 uh two years ago tried to rent it for two grand this year didn’t do that okay so they tried to rent it for two grand couldn’t get that okay so they didn’t want to break even on it so
They’re up to their nose and and uh they’re trying to get out of it because they tried to rent it so but it needs more work and they knew that so they ran out of money um house worth uh two two two and a quarter maybe I mean I can’t pay you
That much money for carpets my man if you can’t rent it for two grand why the [ __ ] am I buying it for [ __ ] uh two grand you know what I mean like it’s not that bad it’s close it’s a good layout it just needs more
And more and more and more so um if you’re handy and feel like doing the work looks like you know that that’s a that’s a you know a Texas done one 299 26 yeah so they’re selling it kind of like what they should this is a finished one for
275 okay so that’s like a yeah two I mean if you’re going to land somewhere around here I’d rather see you buy a a a [ __ ] drowning flipper that did a better flip than what they did here I’d rather see you bu like something like this if you don’t have
Any money if you do have money and you do feel like doing it and you’re just going to end up here think about it that way um try to find the best deal on something like this um that’s the way I would look at it if you’re good and
Handy and you’re going to spend 35 more Grand and you have the 35 Grand two 245 on that one put the 35 Grand and you’re ahead of the game on this one this one’s price cut and it’s not selling either this one on Rich Richland Hills over
Here and you don’t really have that money you don’t see it you know the the 35 Grand going into the sliding I’d rather see you buy a finished one that at least has some sort of like upto-date stylish thing that’s easier to get out of than buying this one running out of
Money being this guy in three months with 30,000 on top of that you’ll be you’ll be in the same boat as this guy so you either have to buy it for a deal or buy a finished one uh we got Tate for oh with 20 bucks
Hey Crick just got my first credit card you gave advice earlier that you should pay your bill a week before it’s due but my mom warns that my brother did this through Wells Fargo and his crit credit never built up please help Financial [ __ ] [ __ ] there’s like a video on
This how to pay credit how to yeah let’s look out there’s a [ __ ] video on this I don’t want to missp it’s not this isn’t my [ __ ] did you spread misinformation Nick I’m spreading misinformation cred let me see which really raise credit tricks and it’s raise credit tricks guys please like the
Stream I know it’s late but it’s never too late to like the stream this stupid thing all right how do you do it it’s uh it’s like before the it’s the closing date before like the the billing close date is how you you got you got to look it up man I’m
Not the [ __ ] Pro on this [ __ ] but there’s something there and if you have like no credit and you’re just trying to establ just pay your [ __ ] credit online have like a little bit of revolving debt and pay it on time you’ll be and then a car lease is going to be
Like immediately every you can lease any cheap car ever right now now and in like six months they’re going to be dog [ __ ] cheap and if you’re paying like 225 for a reliable transport in like a couple of months from now with like two grand down
Uh that’s that’s a good number to be driving around a new underw warranty car and if you pay that on time you’ll be able to basically buy whatever the [ __ ] you want for real as long as you have income you know you you need to make
Money and that’s really it’s not just a credit score you know you can’t just like not make a lot of money pay a credit card perfectly on time and like you don’t have they look it as like a whole thing it’s not just this one component and don’t think about it like
That when when like a guy like Roco the finance manager of Mercedes he looks like how much credit you have and that’s what the Mercedes Underwriters are looking at they’re going dude this kid’s never bought anything he’s buying he bought like a [ __ ] movie tickets he bought concert tickets and paid it off
On time he’s he wants to drive a you know a C-Class that’s that’s the common conversation so having a little bit of revolving debt uh not taking on any but it’s also honestly just making making having a job making dough and paying consistently is is a bigger component of
It that in income line is more important sometimes than the credit line sometimes not always but that doesn’t mean Hawk yourself it just means that that’s what they’re considering wow old rug in the [ __ ] attic damage Sero [ __ ] this house is fat 375 in Albany Oregon no note Albany Oregon we were in
Cleveland Tennessee and now in Albany Oregon now we’re all the way up all the way down in Albany Oregon Schmid Powell house so it’s on the registry it’s on the National Registry cool porches look in good shape usually the porches are always rotted out on these [ __ ] things let a night
You have to replace them correct got a sign painter re go leaf that I like it underneath these floors is Hardwoods I’ll bet thousands and thousands of dollars it’s hard there probably the dopest Hardwoods you’ve ever seen underneath this underneath all this crap the floors are dope the kitchen sucks we knew
That backyard manageable small backyard ugly ass built-ins poorly painted I bet you there’s Hardwoods underneath that old [ __ ] uh little water leak right here on the chimney little mold no big deal old wiring does it have knob and tube it’s a nice piece got a leak right here got a
Problem up here shitty shitty install maybe a little old lady died there um poorly finished attic which no big deal you got a hot tub down here to you know a nice cozy hot tub for the basement the only thing that does tell me is that it was lived in which is nice
So it’s not that far gone yet this has a leak the house is dope oh yeah this is uh I don’t know Roman Roman Candle Roman Candle Roman Candle I saw them I saw Roman Candle play I was never the same after that I was in the middle of the pit I got
Knocked out with brass knuckles I I deserved it I going to put you onto a black sheep wall yep you’re good you got to I mean these houses are not for the Fain of heartman like they’re not easy uh you know if you have any of these uh any of
The supports are rotted out that’s what you have to like really take a screwdriver down there and peel the ceilings away and take a look at I mean the the the B the underneath you really really want to take a look this is aestus wrapped pipes right here this is
A violation so they have to have the asbest thieves come in the middle of the night and make that disappear because that’s uh you’re not you’re not getting anybody uh you’re any real Banks to uh give you money with that [ __ ] laying around the house and if it has knob and
Tube uh wiring which I’d have to say it does if it has asbest it usually has knob and tube um which basically just means the house needs to be rewired which is a [ __ ] $335,000 job it’s a it’s the this is the biggest rewiring job of of
All of them it’s a pain in the ass and it it probably does call for it so you got some a pretty heavy spend the house itself is dope it is worth it uh I don’t know where it is 375 it’s been on the market for nine days um
They wanted all the money for it so they they thought this thing was special forever they’ve been selling it for [ __ ] four years so they’re down to they’re getting down to real numbers on it um you have the siding the siding in the exterior is in pretty good shape the
Floors are pretty I mean this isn’t like a I’ve done something like this before I did I did one of these when I was a kid but my dad bought one of these for cheap money it was kind of like in this condition um and he he bought it for 999,000 bucks
And we lived in it and it was like same size same layout and everything the bathrooms all need to be redone you got to do the bathrooms period correct you got to rip it out and you got to do new new mechanical the mechanical just doesn’t stop coming so the number you’re
Going to want is from an electrician a real one to go in and uh and and you need 65,000 bucks worth of uh horsepower in this technology into this house and then like another 35,000 uh maintenance and [ __ ] so you’re spending 100,000 bucks for right off the rib but nice
Piece of property I like it it’s a cool house and when it’s done it will be dope it’s huge uh we got we got a car with 25 bucks to the guy looking to start a pool business look into Fountain maintenance instead work with the plumber to learn about pipes and and pumps
Etc I worked for a company in DC and did most of my job out of my Volkswagen Golf there you go advice for the dude pumps fountains Fountain M Fountain Fountain m is you know what and that’s pretty you know what I like about Fountain M idea installs are not
Residential they’re [ __ ] commercial so like University work and what I mean by that is if you’re a if any of the blue collar guys if work gets short hit the schools schools always have [ __ ] money man um Fountain maintenance for like you know that’s that’s really good
Some good information that’s a that neat [ __ ] man that’s the stuff and uh I mean I know it’ll transfer over to koi ponds but fountains in the home and stuff like that is kind of dying in some areas but it’s yeah man that’s a great idea thank
Yeah man nice thank you for that dude uh note on this house never bought house before 120 income 40K saved 750 credit score I think the house might be overpriced by at least 30k just looking for a place with a decent garage congrats man yeah congrats buddy
You’re you’re all the way there last house of the night too look at that yeah look all those houses all those houses all those beautiful houses look at so many 31 Santa Fe Santa Fe Texas where where where are we in Texas that’s more important Santa Fe
Is Southern Texas I think think I could be completely wrong oh okay wow it’s not like love gout near galvon yeah it’s little hurricane hurricane City over here but hey the heart wants what the heart wants and if you wanted a garage what’s better than a two-car garage nothing Jesus
Christ [ __ ] jamming me over here really jamming me tonight Black Sheep Wall all right you’re you don’t J is this flipped this imaginary flipped okay no it’s it’s flipped oh yeah all this it’s all cities that are in different states this stream yes Cleveland Tennessee Albany Oregon Santa Fe Texas Pathways yeah you’re
Finding um word tracks that are pointing us all over this this country you know what the most Columbus Ohio Columbus San Francisco you know what the most uh popular city or town name is America uh is Cumberland one is it Cumberland Cumberland might be I think Cumberland
One no I know what it is it’s Springfield I think it is Springfield I think I think Johnston is or Johnstown Johnstown some I think that’s also I bet there’s a lot of Green Hills like Green Hills Oregon Green Hill it’s like obvious it’s like pretty yeah
The is pretty obvious let’s let’s find out most common city names or town names Greenville Greenville Greenville Washington Franklin Springfield Clinton Fairview Madison Salem Bristol Georgetown son of a [ __ ] way off didn’t even have one on there green you were close with the green green yeah Greenville we have a
Greenville right next door here this is a flipped house my man um it’s got a good yard the TC car garage is oversized that is a plus the 229 price tag plus Big Lot plus big stupid fence sure main road with [ __ ] uh storefront don’t know about that sure
Um is har po and they keep that what they paid for it off look at how polite har is well the median house is uh so they want off it common story tonight they want off it right H new sink oh really you shouldn’t have a crystal crystal Ys with Trek Remax
American Dreams they paid uh one 116 and 19 no they’re stuck with this thing no movement [ __ ] I don’t like that 160 175 yeah they’re right down to the [ __ ] wire on it this is like a a buyer of 10 this guy flipped P of them maybe
Not they were going to do a gym in there they were going to do oh they wired a shower that’s actually kind of cool did they wire they PL a shower they PL like a nice little oh it’s a washing they were going to put a a mess room in there yeah I
Mean I do like the layout if you’re a [ __ ] garage not that’s a hell of that’s a I mean look that’s a big ass garage man I know I know because I’m we’re sitting let’s let’s put it this way we’re sitting in a 35 30×40 garage that I paid [ __ ] $200,000 for it
Because it didn’t exist my house was just just this part um but you know extra buildings are not that [ __ ] cheap um and I do like the square footage of that that is like a big freebie and the yard is good so [ __ ] it the flip is
There and they want off it go make them a bad offer man get ready for [ __ ] some serious lawn maintenance though buddy that is like uh that’s commercial lawn mower level so have fun with that if you wanted that remember that’s what you asked for garage you want a garage
But the big yard I don’t know what the [ __ ] this is either uh is that a wellhouse pump house what’s that but uh they’re ready for a a bad offer in my honest opinion um we got Tuck with 20 bucks evening boys I’m 25 with a video
Production company I make ads for tech companies it pays the bills but I have too much downtime any trades I can get into without having to slow down my video work 20 hours a week thank you um local branding experts for Boomers that don’t know how to make new logos
For businesses they’re buying because they’re retiring yeah that’s big like branding experts that understand they don’t know how I mean these people don’t know how to use Fiverr you know I you’re not talking to someone who knows how to like yeah you can just use Fiverr and make a logo
There’s I think there’s like a lot um I worked with a girl one time on branding something and how busy she was doing that was blowing my [ __ ] mind oh yeah like hey I need help on the design of this cool no problem I’ll schedule you
In for a month out from now wow slammed business wow the her other clients were like huge uh well like locally small owned restaurants hotels small Brands M and like coffee shops oyster farms Vineyards wineries doing like media for them they have no [ __ ] clue how to do
It sometimes not always cuz they’re perfecting the art of oyster chucking yeah I’m I’m trying to not cut my hand open again yeah so I retired recently from Fidelity my wife and I bought an oyster farm from our my son-in-law who’s into the worked for the Department of
Environmental Management so no this uh this is a new wound what happened well here’s the here’s the rub he’s just like just jamming oyster knives like day one like day one wedding one the guy spends his entire like clears his Fidelity [ __ ] retirement account Builds an oyster shuckery on the
Ocean Jabs like [ __ ] oyster knife right through his hand day one minute one he’s in his like champagne Volvo Wagon like going to the emergency room um but no um that’s good I mean it’s just one of those things that’s like sort of like you think it wouldn’t be in
This day and age but it totally isn’t I promise like small uh retirees businesses and they don’t know I’m telling you weekly true like uploads plans they pay they pay have a good building system for it find out how to charge for it yeah yeah running Tik Tok driving driving business local business
Um and you’ll find it from uh you know where you’d really find it is uh you’d find a lot of like um like small we have like moo moo is like a really cool business card company they do like yeah my friend kle worked there for years yeah that’s why
We used moo when we they’re like hip cool yeah um I don’t know I feel like there sort of like running packs and I feel like there’s a big hole there because it’s grunt work that no one wants to do and it’s not glamorous but
You can charge for it my friend Kyle he he went from he’s originally from Virginia he actually moved up here because of moo but then he moved back to Virginia he uh he I’m thinking about getting back into Fidelity I was going to get my job back in Fidelity he went
From moo to being the graphic designer for the city of Lynchberg Virginia like the state like designing like the trash can like no [ __ ] like a civil engineer like or civil don’t know like the tour like whatever Board of Tourism yeah just to Lynchburg like doing whoever does the
Logo for the trash cans rebranding the oh Municipal work for the city wow making look dope he makes them all look like uh like this like uh yeah yeah yeah yeah name this his name is Kyle he’s the singer in my band for real oh really he’s like I think we should do
This logo Lynchberg uh rubbish Department yeah he does this logo he does Salon Paws this is the I love to think about The Branding effort of Salon Paws oh yeah all right guys I need a name for a pill back pain back pain back pain Sal Salon Paws you got a logo yeah
Let me make it in PowerPoint I want to make it look like a tampon oh to make it look like a hot tampon back pain but warts make it look like a hot tampon go Salon pause God damn is good that rolls off the tongue like a square like a square wheel you
Son of a [ __ ] you did it again God damn it Frank stupid you’re the best advertising executive in all the land uh uh we got link MC stink with 25 bucks Nick how do I get into building uh I want to build a shed and work my way up to a tiny house
Thanks and chish I know you’re an ibz fan but have you seen the new Gibson Explorer in Forest Jewel satin I’ve not I’ve never really been a Gibson guy I’m kind of actually not that knowledgeable about other brands of guitar what is it Forest what Gibson Explorer and Forest Jewel
Satin Gibson are nice though Forest juwel satin Swan paw oh yeah oh man what a this shape Nick is the Explorer the Explorer shape like Metallica right you know cool like Metallica playing on billions yep sick so again are you coming to the convention center to see
Metallica with me I have tickets I have I bought tickets for Metallica they were 19900 yeah I’m sitting in uh seat 375 J it’s a seated show yeah it’s just it’s a SE I’m in the I’m in the I am in the the mezzanine tier 375t there was, 1600
The Bud Light is $27 there’s nothing more rock and roll than that have $3200 night out listen to the gods of the of the Underworld the gods of the um but yeah that’s a cool guitar but uh uh he wants to get into building go from a
Shed work his way up to uh build a uh build um build your mom um flower boxes like build um like flower boxes this big this deep um and then make them for your mom and then build a um saw horses I saw how to build one on Tik Tok
Yesterday yep I know the ones you saw build the saw just try it um go buy a saw at Savers and uh or like a crack or a pawn shop just buy a circular saw start there and uh just start building [ __ ] and then if you really actually
Want to work uh I don’t know a [ __ ] uh I don’t know a framer in the world that doesn’t need guys right now so um I mean if you want to go just jump just story you how the mix and don’t do anything but um you can start by
Building something small and stupid uh boring a uh a miter saw uh from your uncle or something like that or uh someone who maybe your aunt has one I don’t know uh but if you want just build something small and stupid I built I built flower boxes specifically when I
Wanted to just that was like my I built like three window boxes for my house house on 2198 Mineral Spring and I built a uh like two I was putting in annual flowers for nursing homes constantly for like four years in a row so I was decent
At doing annual flower deck yeah the flower box is a good ENT they make mad money it was like 500 bucks for like big boy it was it was like the thing I did all by myself and I made like my dad was like you can keep the money if you do it
I was like yeah okay I can keep all that he’s like yeah you can keep all that I was like like I I you know I made like and I was like oh all right and I’m yeah no problem I’d like Bill out like seven Grand yeah I remember finding flowers
From this guy I think I made like a really bad deal with Flats I don’t know if I like ripped this guy out I don’t know it was years ago but I went to this field where this guy had like usually you see like uh it’s usually like Central Americans working in flower
Fields you go there everybody’s Chinese really I go there to pick up the flowers they had an ice raid and the story was that Chinese women took jumped in a box van and drove into the the woods and hid before Before ice came really yeah I had
To go back and I a whole bunch of flowers a cheap price was fun it was fun as I was loading in the flowers like oh they’re gone I paid them all yesterday oh that’s funny cuz I just paid them all yesterday all the cash for
All the flowers that I bought how many flowers did you buy oh 3,200 Flats $177,000 worth of flowers like oh yeah I paid a in cash ice why what was going on did they not have their visas did they what do you mean they didn’t have
Oh no they didn’t have work visas what the hell I feel jipped uh we got Guan with 30 Canadian hey Nick the Canadian who wanted to move to Colombia um remember that yeah office announced three-day mandatory so there there goes that idea uh got a little ahead of myself and developed the coke
Problem I would have had down there keep it crispy hey you get yeah you knocked that off you hey you cut it out don’t do their cocaine anymore it’s me me Adam sand no man don’t do that Adam Sandler me Adam sand don’t do your cocaine
Columbia why you no uh don’t don’t uh don’t get to uh don’t get ahead of yourself man I mean hey you’re probably right cuz I heard that’s like not a joke like a rich friend that used to go down there he’s like oh yeah you think
There’s a ton of Columbia Co cocaine in Columbia there sure is that’s where it comes from Christ yeah they make it there there’s a whole bunch of it it’s really good I’m here now yeah hell yeah yeah but yeah man uh please don’t you know
Hey we need you out there we need you we need you Canadians there’s only a small we need you Canadians not wanting to go to Columbia but never going and keeping those big city those big world ideas in Canada because clearly the only good idea you have right now is singing Queen
At a piano and then selling uh the best part of your entire country to Shell companies and then uh pretending like nothing nothing’s wrong so we’ll see but stay there they’re going to need some help soon you’re going to need to stick around I’m going to shop I’m going to
Shop for some properties in rhod Island um yeah interesting uh any anyone that’s it that’s it all right all right guys uh we we have shows we are doing a show Saturday Night Live stream mhm a new show yep on Saturday night and then uh live shows Monday night in
Philadelphia and a Tuesday in Buffalo New York on the 23rd of this month there’s still I believe the Late Show tickets are still there’s still ticks in Buffalo I think there’s two go now yeah there’s two left and uh yeah and don’t and don’t fly don’t go anywhere we’re
Going everywhere I promise if can hit up like oh I’m on my way don’t we’re going everywhere I promise we’re going to go to Dallas next we’re going to go to Montreal we’re going to we we have a tour planned yeah we have a tour plan we’re going to we’re going to go
Everywhere don’t worry um and stuff’s coming out thank you you guys are the [ __ ] greatest the houses or the best I’ve 101st episode yeah 101 just like the Dalmations triple digits just like the Dalmatians I’m going to wear on my hands for the house tonight with the
With that lattice work like this there two 45 lb Dalmations and I’m hitting them together talking about Chunky Soup chunk you’re realtor take me seriously we do over $50 trillion in real estate analyzation uh season ignore this don’t big Banks and big sponsors just remember we do over 50 trillion in assets we
Cover them we analyze them we plan them I’ll see you guys uh we and I’ll be try I it’ll try to be back for Tuesday stream more than likely we will yeah all right guys
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Nick ..looking like HARV from home alone. Hes back on the c0ke for sure😂
nick is slowly transforming into jon taffer day by day
tf I missed a scuffed realtor what the hell is wrong with me
Hey look at this trust worthy Toyota tundra guy lmfao
Pointy elbows 5/10
Ideally, you want your credit utilization to be 2-5%. So pay down some of it before your statement date, then pay the rest right after.
Y Nick gotta use the mic properly only when he’s yelling 🥲
1:29:43
Gotta do an Australian episode called “Skitz Housie”
Justice for Jet
Say dont john too much my guy lmaoooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙅🏾♂️
Hope Nick does an HGTV show style ad for his home building.
Chris still not monitoring the audio. Holy shit. Nick, this is officially your fault.
Oie! Illegal clip channels!
Hear ye haer ye.
We need a compelation of Nick doing Trump impressions