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    And just waiting to get picture but it says we are live all right ads playing and we’re live sure what we’re live we’re live are we live yep well well well look who it is the Curious viewer you’re back you wanted more I could tell episode what is that over

    There episode 35 I mean they just keep on coming and they really don’t stop do they again we’re here Sam Nick after dark and I once again will try to be your host with the most Alex Schultz and today we’ve got something a little crazy for you trivia it’s nuts and crazy

    Guys a iies once again to Andrew Tate um big guy I know we had that uh thing your flight got delayed and we couldn’t get you in um next week for sure we’re going to lock in those dates and we’re going to get you over here uh before we begin just a little

    Housekeeping here look okay heart-to-heart moment with you comment reader guilty is charged I read the comments sorry for caring I care about the quality I saw everyone commenting they said ah the audio stinks the first episode audio stinks and then second episode boom what did I see Alex Audio sounds great hey

    Sam great job audio sounds perfect so I’m happy to report that we’re going to keep that same setup and keep running with it in episode 35 here so strap on those headphones because there’s not going to be any level issues and it’s going to be sounding picture perfect but for your

    Ears okay housekeeping out of the way with that why don’t we say hello sorry ladies it’s going to be fellas first today to our trivia Whiz Kids why don’t we bring out Sam first my is my friend Sam here can we get Sam in the Sam how

    You doing hey a little a little Applause for our friend Sam here favorite guest thanks for coming sir thanks for being back now Sam hey go ahead stand right over here Trivia today it’s going to be mostly about women what do you know about them well there’s not much to know

    About them Alex I’m sorry you got your own mic actually what am I what am I doing here we have new mics now we have three mics we had two a little bit under the table you knew you were there oh yeah yeah I remember well there’s not

    Much to know I can you hear me the level’s good not much to know about women and anything we’re going to need to know uh and find out it’s going to happen tonight good good good good I had a few brief questions for you now what

    Do you think men or women which one’s smarter and be careful we’re live yeah well the wife will see this one I mean I mean he doesn’t have his ring on if you look up no ring hold on wait a second here married man no ring it’s different tonight I got mine

    No dog house for me you told me not to you told me to come here unmarried and I did I did now that’s behind the scenes Sam you’re not supposed to tell that no it’s okay it’s okay but I I mean uh Albert Einstein I Look to a great man

    When it comes to uh smart so I would say that uh it would be men that would lead that race but if you look at pictures of him when he was older he started to look like a grandmother so I think it’s debatable if he’s a man well Alber

    Einstein you look at his wife absolute smoke show oh yeah all the all those guys have really uh nice wives especally let Mrs Einstein get near me I’ll get all all he got he got his legs out he’s got his feet out he’s turning ya it can happen to

    Anybody Mrs Einstein look her up she is cousin or something or it was something I don’t know could I’m sure it was something normal someone scientific next up where’s my other friend here the other namesake of the show Nick let’s get you out of here oh

    Man up for Nick hey nice to see you nice to see you isn’t Nick roord this what are you doing today probably selling cars or antiques or something no stay here Sam thought you going to grill him a little bit no I will get nice and tight I’ll give him a

    Little tease I got shamani don’t even know how to pronounce my own brand I think that’s the real way to do it is that the way to do it it’s French it’s corre Shaman Nick Shaman Nick that’s how the plebs say it now Nick you’re a smooth talker yes sir am

    You probably know all about the ladies go ahead tell them about it well we’re doing trivia there ladies I think it’s trivial oh things trivial get him get him go get him well they’re going to get that’s just that’s what black people said at my high school

    They’d be like ah get them it’s going to be a landslide Alex they’d be like oh your dusty ass get them it’s going to be crazy come on it will be crazy guys versus girls and we have a handicap here oh yeah well I got to D I got to dumb

    You [ __ ] down because I know these IQs are really high over here get you drunk you got any weed unfortunately enough now Nick I had a question for you too yes I have an answer golly and it’s a big one if you could change one thing about women what

    Would it be and why go ahead uh this one or that one no this this one’s fine change one thing about women that’s going to be the hardest question all night and don’t say make them smarter cuz that’s impossible that’s impossible be an easy question

    Though it’s hard to no it’s hard to in this position I know what you mean you know what I mean a lot of those out there there’s a lot of questions that you could ask that are let’s go with I’ll pass okay Nick we’re gonna call him Nick the coward

    Tonight that’s what it’s gonna be this is not this isn’t a normal Nick answer we don’t want Jess getting upset at home yeah exactly she’s over there folding T-shirts if I was destroying my own wife be one thing but I’m destroying Jess right that’s tough yeah she’s she’ll

    Throw a candle at your head when yeah exactly hey they’re saying Nick Nick’s Audio Mic is not on it’s not working I don’t believe it yeah I don’t either no they believe you Jenny is this one on we get [ __ ] with is this one good

    Jenny you want to troll you want to ruin the show with the mic the mic isn’t on when we have Flawless audio I know week after week we have flawless audio all of a sudden we don’t yo yo yo yo that one you want to troll you want to ruin

    The show with the mic the mic isn’t on when we have Flawless audio Yeah I think it is wrong no matter switch it it’s listen oh [ __ ] oh godness now we just got trolled fellas okay that’s how theb say it now Nick I don’t believe you

    Jenny is this one perfect to me we get [ __ ] with is this one good Jenny I swear to God I tested you want to troll you want to ruin the show the mic the mic isn’t on when we have Flawless audio week after week we have Flawless audio all of a sudden we

    Don’t yo yo yo yo perfect just as I thought let’s bring our next fella in here handsome Scotsman probably gonna hit me for that he’s probably gonna kick your ass applause applause for the handsome scotman Scott Sensei us how are you let’s get you over here pop behind there for me to the

    Legends now Scott do you have the coones do you have the the the Irish chocolate down there to answer that to answer the question that Nick would not answer if you could change one thing about women what would it be I got the Irish Gift down there man

    Uhhuh I had change one thing I don’t know uh they talk a lot damn yes they talk a lot yeah goodness muzzle zipper duct tape you know whatever golly you said it best you wouldn’t say it you said it best I’m trying my best here can’t

    Change and with that let’s spice it up here let’s get some females in here because I’m I’m feeling a little frisky myself energetic wise not in any sort of weird way why don’t we bring in our first our first guest a familiar f face you all love her come on in here Round

    Of Applause don’t go over there come over oh no I grabbed the mic go ahead grab that mic come right over here Lily you dyed your hair since last time you’ve got some fun makeup on can we get a closeup on that makeup you are looking absolutely ravishing tonight thank you

    For stopping by now Lily the liar right because we established last time that you’re a liar I’ve never told a lie okay lying still that negates my first question are we going to tell the truth today I’m always right that that’s something that women do they’re always

    I’d like to Bonk this one on the head I tell you but I’m going to restrain myself Lily hop over there I’ve had it already with you over just right over there we’ll get started in a bit just right over here further away yeah right there it’s

    Fine all the way let’s get our other guests in here who’s the one that just came in who’s what’s that gorgeous face I’m looking at why don’t you come over here a little Applause for our next guest here the tenacious Tiffany she comes in so ravishing got

    The uh now are those Tims um no Tiffany Tiffy Tims Tiffany’s Tims from Tiffany’s expensive I got some questions for you since you’re new Lily’s yesterday’s news but you’re a you’re a fresh young Starlet here Oni mywa age height weight and occupation um what was the Oni mywa Oni myw mhm is

    That English what is on it’s in the words oh got you got you I got you okay I’m ready only mywa so you don’t have Anaya no your name why didn’t you say that my name is Tiffany my height weight and occupation thank you I’m 5320 pounds

    And I work in Human Resources nice now I don’t like that last part I get in trouble with the human resources at my job fire people all the time or decide who gets hired is that what you’re say something like that now what would happen if I

    Said hey you [ __ ] [ __ ] get out of here to some guy at work what would happen there at your job if I come into the office with you with me I it depend did anybody else hear that cuz I’ll probably my mother oh you’d be good with

    It I mean no I’ll tell you that was rude but I mean you’d say look at this handsome stud you’re good let’s keep him around if you can do your job then I guess oh good so she’s a cool HR lady she won’t bite your balls off now

    Tiffany what is wrong with men in today’s dating scene I feel like they have don’t hold back but do hold the mic closer I feel like they have their priorities and expectations are just all over the place and they don’t know what they want and they’re kind of just blindly going into

    It [ __ ] yes they’re [ __ ] yes don’t know what they want what do you want what are you looking for out there um well I have a very busy schedule but I would like I suppose a relationship [ __ ] like Lily yeah I’m just kidding Liars back backstabbers Liars you think

    They’re lying the men no she Li last time oh reminds me of Henry Rollins right who’s that how so Sam oh [ __ ] Sam Sam I think she’s full of [ __ ] this isn’t a nice game go ahead where were we men and women which one’s smarter women we think things through a

    Lot better what how so I mean just by the question question I suppose 7 Time 5 four I don’t do math I do HR oh Women are Smarter she doesn’t do math she does HR hiring firing what’s going on pour me up a cup bottles over here well Tiffany yes

    Sir you are a stunning young lady I’m happy you came here thank you so much why don’t you take a stand over there and we’ll have our third guest come in here give her a round of applause here bottle of Andre would you like some Andre another one poured out bottle of

    Andre for our lady here all the ladies are of age sacred X welcome to severe Beast oh that’s a nice four Eric huh check IDs Nick Alex can you pass this over it’s a nice por I thank you you’re of age right absolutely Cheers Cheers all right hey check it out

    Got to got to ask no Oni maywa Cynthia age height weight and occupation Cynthia my height is 5 sixish um weight is 160 and my occupation is an educator at a local local college now what do you educate I’m an academic advisor what what does that mean what

    Are we talking about here I hope students guide the curriculum in college okay what if I want to be a bomb maker whoa o definitely not my department a contion to the science department not the human that’s more of an entrepreneurial Pursuit maybe absolutely absolutely wouldn’t be going to college

    For that one what if I want to be an assassin actually that’s pretty cool I would send you to like the Law Department because that that seems kind of like yeah yeah so yeah I could start on them now I hope you you don’t mind me telling something personal about you but

    This is this is a this is a first for Sam and Nick after dark okay okay you are a lesbian correct that is correct I see now what is wrong with these [ __ ] in today’s dating market right go off sister cuz I know you got something to

    Say lets us you guys I don’t know about you two let me tell you which which mic am I talking about I’m I’m going say twice man um I didn’t catch is she a single lesbo I’m a single lesbo she is single and ready to mingle single very

    Single unfortunately she’ll eat you up like a pringle yo if you had a vagina you could fake one oh very true let’s go go ahead go off on these girls come on tell them what’s wrong with them man first of all like grown women want to just be taken care of too

    I’m like yo like you got to get a job [ __ ] good a job I’m say you you come to the table with something yeah thank you hello I got a couple of degree I got a whip I mean like I can’t be taking care of somebody else what do you got ass you

    Got tits Diamond dozen but you know that only last for so long so like you know it’s and for me not that long I mean yeah he was back he was after this show but yes they don’t come correct it’s like I’m not here to take care of

    You or your kids whoa kids you’re you’re running into that too how’ they pull that one off so you go out on a date with uh lady who’s got some kids yeah and she’s like hey a little you know dish a little something for the I mean I

    Got I got to pay my babysitter here come on you’re a big you work at a big college you got that you got that 401k going crazy office it’s there but it’s not going crazy you heard there’s inflation in this world yeah yeah yeah Black Rock I know I’m saying man I’m

    Saying so you’re going through it too yeah for sure well that makes feel feel better it’s not you’re not alone we’re all going through it well why don’t we have you hop over here and we’re going to hop right in to our female trivia game does the game begin the game begins

    Oh my goodness now gang it’s female trivia it’s not like so why is it female it’s just female focused okay you don’t have to be a female to do it what’s the pot I’m looking at these what’s the prize what’s the pot if you win I think you guys are going to win

    Perfect I got two two more bottles Andre 4,000 yeah these girls got guys you like dancing little whisper to the guys there gang we should have like a you know a [ __ ] TV or billboard or something to display but budget’s uh not exactly there so I have these handy little note cards for

    You for the categories let’s show the categories Richie if you can zoom in on these categories category number one famous females oh you paying attention over there category number two F boardroom babes Cynthia I’m looking at you category number trace girl biblioteca is that like Bible studies it could

    Be there’s women in the right oh there are plenty category number four Critter queries who’s in who’s a chick that’s in the category number five [ __ ] alert Eve I mean Lilith Eve yeah yeah what was it musical maidens who married to our chat quiz Masters at home every quizmas question from you the

    Super the super chatting the super the super Masters the super quiz Masters oh they get to ask questions too yes oh my goodness and those count for 500 real dollars yep that’s right Arkansas notes what else do we got here 500 a piece for the chat Masters at

    Home oh oh also you guys someone keep someone keep score knock these off when we’re done here okay thanks Nick we’ll have Andre do it and we do not have buzzers I was digging through the garbage and I couldn’t find them we have them somewhere around here but what are

    You looking for not tonight I buzzers oh so just scream if you know the answer okay but let me you know let me get the question out so with that is the music still playing with the so with that let’s start our trivia Showdown you ever played trivia before

    You ever see it here’s your chance Henry roll go fellas first oh my goodness really Nick Sam start us off it’s your show which one uh go ahead I can’t read upside down you pick Nick okay all right we’re gonna do girls books girls books for what for let’s go

    For four okay girls books for 400 this powerful this powerful play yep you got to scream first yeah to get that out okay no you’re supposed to let him finish anyway oh this powerful play by M enler features many short stories about the plight of women including a short but beautiful

    Story about the loving relationship between an old pedophile lady and the teenage girl she molests ah is that Harold mod no ladies would you like to steal it’s for four we’re running out of time three two one all right answer was The Vagina Monologues come

    On now I’m looking at you we should have got that one Charles you know how long it’s been since you thought about [ __ ] Nick you want to go again there yeah me again we go Charles you you were closest to it let me do Sam you pick Let’s do famous

    Females I think okay for what uh let’s start off with the three I’m feeling lucky okay this ugly Fatso had a sketch show on Comedy Central and a cousin named Chuck they stole you got to scream though you got to scream no I got it I

    Heard a scream over here yes and I got to give that one to Sam I didn’t hear a scream first Lily she’s a liar Lily the liar we need some Integrity out of you Jenny you’re keeping score this is [ __ ] the rules are the rules I’m

    Going to need to hear some screams over there go ahead Sam next category right Sam know so I’m thinking about going with 400 females okay famous females 400 famous females for 400 this Fearless female NASA astronaut became the first human to commit crime in space after illegally accessing her lesbian ex-wife’s bank

    Account she didn’t have a name unfortunately Sam she did that’s that’s unbelievable to me that name three two no the answer was an C mlan an C mlan we’re shooting it back to you go ahead back to you hey oh yeah I’ll pick again um you know what I’m

    Feeling what’s Critter quaries Critter queries yeah I’m feeling that for 100 though whatever what’s that like crispy Critters what is it this is the largest animal in the world oh uh the largest animal in the world ah [ __ ] whale what kind of whale though ah [ __ ]

    You got me uh killer whale no go ahead largest animal in the world no you’re both wrong Antarctic blue whale who the hell knows that Pinocchio Alex you want to take it easy on the guys this was for 100 I thought you guys were smart I thought so too oh um well let’s

    Do the say Sam we’re still on you you know what I’m feeling musical maidens you know what I’m feeling 600 I’m feeling kind of ballsy wow okay yeah yeah I have a they’re not exactly in particular order of hardness that’s okay name this musical maen I’m going to

    Say some of the lyrics make that kitty hurt make that kitty squirt tell me what’s my name make that kitty no fortunately ladies would you like I’m sure was Clos I can finish it for you teach me how to jerk make that kitty learn uh wait who’s your mama

    Who’s your daddy he want a batty he want a skinny with the fatty that is DOA cat ohat big fan of the show on the way over I was listening to her you were listening to the wrong C kind of blend into each other it’s all the wrong

    Tone Sam we’re back to you still we still haven’t left all right well we ended up getting famous females once right yeah I think I think we’ll go with the success we’ll go famous M for what uh [ __ ] it six okay big go home we go for 7,000 yes this one’s for

    7,000 okay no peeking over there Scott Sensei let’s have some honor of course this sassy socialite engaged in some very unsaintly Behavior with her boyfriend on their little Private Island she’s been sentenced to 20 years in 2021 for sex trafficking children yes put it up on the

    Board oh you guys haven’t been keeping track of which oh well you can just look over there also talking to the mic if you’re going to talk sorry go ahead what do you want ladies and make up your mind all right this isn’t lunch oh I think we going to try just

    Because I don’t know what the what is the category here but [ __ ] alert sure we’re going to go with that one [ __ ] alert which which one we going to go for make it easy 100 for now we don’t know what the category really is ready [ __ ] alert for 400 for 100 a

    Feline with four legs yep you got it yes cat you said cat nice would you like to continue there yo try it out you win let’s do another [ __ ] one for six [ __ ] alert for six SM sausage eggs and silver dollar pancakes no oh you got McDonald all American breakfast yes

    Breakfast is that Denny’s or Ihop it was breakfast what 600 and wait which is this IHOP or McDon cuz that sound like McDonald no it was just breakfast won’t we yeah we you said McDonald’s that’s a corporation that is true Nick do you want to continue here I do go ahead um

    Let’s go first sounds like [ __ ] alert might be your category I actually think it is can I stick with that for five yes we we stick with that yeah wow they’re killing ready [ __ ] alert for 500 this type of guy likes to kiss men oh a [ __ ] yes you are correct sir whoa

    You’re on fire on fire I can’t believe Nick I’m going to guess that you want to stick with [ __ ] this this sounds like this is you’re dominating this category sir I’m on a roll but that one was kind of hard maybe you should take a

    Breather no I can’t I got to I got a strike no Lily he doesn’t stop Lily needs to go to the bathroom oh you got to pee you want a cigarette Lily’s going to lie what she’s lying oh you need you need some Andre Lily the liar needs some Andre you can

    Wait she’s going to PUK we got talking to a mic knowing we need a team huddle we need to get it together so what’s next stalling the show so anyway we’re going to go for 400 [ __ ] a there we go 400 let’s try now pay attention ladies you could steal

    This category first category we only have one you could steal this cat here it’s right up your alley thank you ready okay [ __ ] alert for 400 peeing happens because of this you drink water drink yes she got it what did I tell you L don’t be so pessimistic that was 400 for [ __ ]

    Alert all right Lily you want to stick with [ __ ] alert or move on to yeah please what do you want to do let’s stick with it for two or 300 come on 200 [ __ ] alert for 200 this is what a butt smells like ass yes correct I’m not fast anymore like I used

    To be yeah I I don’t know I think [ __ ] is a better a better answer look I’m I’m looking at what the producers wrote here I thought there was some sensors we could ask I saw ass okay let’s not start making excuses let’s just band together let’s just do

    Better ladies are making a come back let’s do better the next one okay ladies I don’t want an as our team so and talking to the mic what do you want what do you want to do next Lily speak up Lilith Critter questions for 500 okay you’re going to leave that Free [ __ ]

    Alert on the table 300 on theable goes to us if they don’t continue with the with the streak right Critter queries for 500 this serengetti Kitty is larger and stronger than their male counterparts and even eats before the males as well watch out they bite uh the lion no unfortunately no

    It’s not the lion go ahead Tiff you want to steal that bigger than the wrong I’m going to say a cheetah no it is the hyena the hyena I was thinking a lion king I don’t think so I don’t know the well I don’t think so I don’t know the

    Producer who wrote this maybe maybe he didn’t get them 100% correct that was 100 500 crit crter queries guys all right you want to steal let’s get our stuff together here guys uh we’re going to steal the hell out of this hey what’s the last thing what’s

    Chat quizzes what’s that oh that’s we we’ll check in with our chat Masters at home oh okay soon if there are any Luke no chat Masters all right all right let’s do uh we need some chat Masters let’s do boardroom babes oh we hav a board bab five five biscuits okay

    All the marbles V wa no actually no there’s six boardroom babes for 500 earlier this year this medium magnate burned down 2500 Acres of M go ahead Oprah yes good job Char I’m back Sam I’m back thanks that one I know I know I remember the blue I don’t want to hear any

    Whining about the questions our producers worked hard on these questions question Shady accurate they did which one did we just do they did border let’s let’s do this one for that question you know what I’m feeling six boardroom babes okay Sam for 600 marbles boardroom babes this popular streamer is

    Partnering with Yoni beer company to sell a rich velvety hold on let me get this one through and highly sessionable logger made from her [ __ ] mucus it’s a hazy 7% ABV IPA malt filtered excellent mouth feel and double dry hopped in a whiskey age cask can you say crushable I

    Could say amaran yes yeah what nicely done go ahead you’re on a roll here fellas I thought it was too she might join might have given we feeling the last yeah she’s all right okay she’s like taking yeast out of her yeah yeah I was reading into it when I was doing the

    Questions or making them or when the producers were doing the questions they put like a big swab right up in her vagina and like wipe it around and then they put it in some sort of like petri dish and they grow like yeast cultures from her vagina what a [ __ ] freak

    Right how much can you really I don’t know I guess as much as as much as you chug yeah I know me I’d need at least 100 gallons you need to see if you can get one of the cultes yeah bre it at home I

    Got to get my hands on the The Source material yeah yeah the website has a bunch of it’s not just her the website if you go to Yoni beer it’s not just amarant that’s their like big yeah and it and it’s not even like famous women it’s just like pores

    That they yeah yeah it’s like well you know they’re hotny from the Block yeah no not really it’s it’s like Norwegian supermodels and they’re like poring go to the go to the website Yoni beer y n i they’re like pouring beer yeah they’re L it’s like all these sensual shots they’re yeah they’re

    Pouring PBR into her ass or something this is my so we we found it very fascinating that you all were huddled talking about yeast and [ __ ] but yet we were not in that conversation you can talk about dicks and ass or whatever you want to talk

    About over here I just thought it was we took a a slight break now you drink a [ __ ] beer right hell yeah I’d have to try it out no but would you make your own [ __ ] beers a question I don’t know that’s what we were asking cuz I’m like does that mean

    Like you have to have I’ll probably make my own because why would I want maning somebody else like you know what I mean yeah what about you I would make it I would sell it make a million dollars well that seems a little high maybe we start you know temp the incremental you

    You’re just a million off rip I don’t know about that Nick why don’t we get over to our next I don’t know that’s good though you just make it and drink it yourself ly I appreciate I appreciate that at least I I’m ambitious but you’re not you would never

    Sell a million dollars of your own [ __ ] beer I’m sorry it is what it is at least I’m ambitious well I could sell a billion dollars of my own uh [ __ ] dingleberries but it ain’t going to happen I doubt it exactly thank you Tiffany billion dollars off

    Dingleberries what do you think of that would you put those in your pancakes exactly next question we all right we’re going to go [ __ ] aler for three you got it now hold on let this [ __ ] find that question [ __ ] alert for 300 the cow [Applause] says thank you

    Sam yeah well it was a good question pretty good mie to go ahead okay [ __ ] alert is get that out of there anyone has anyone studied any Latin um you know let’s do musical maidens for 400 I’m feeling it as long as it’s Grace Jones you got it musical maidens for

    400 now I’m just quoting here ladies don’t just don’t bite my head off man I got a [ __ ] named Nick who liked to nut on my tits gave me money for an abortion I ain’t having his kids [ __ ] I ain’t pregnant F buy me a wig who’s wearing a

    Wig the person who sang that especially this one there may there’s some rumors can you repeat it please I got a [ __ ] named Nick who lik to nut on my tits gave me money for an abortion I ain’t having his kids [ __ ] I ain’t pregnant fa buy me a

    Wig H yeah Megan the stallion close but no cigar unfor what is that a horse I’ll take a Savage go ahead card nah unfortunately sexy red every sexy red very popular right now who the or Sam you would like sexy red sexy red good look into that one yeah all

    Right could be Young Thug’s cousin or brother okay I’ll check very very suspicious physiognomy going I understand what you’re saying but you need not say more I know the book I wrote the book on it let’s do oh you you feel let’s let’s take control keep control we use Force Force control of

    Our will musical maidens for 400 we just did that one uh 500 musical maidens for 500 now listen up ladies you could you could you could get this one boy you know the Vibes I don’t waste no time take what’s on your mind make it real

    Life get all the homies to bounce switch from the bed to the couch and get to know how I’m feeling inside whoa Lily that’s crazy no no no I was just saying that’s crazy no boy you know the Vibes I don’t waste no time take what’s on your mind take a guess go

    Ahead cardi B no we’re just GNA keep we’re gonna guess keep cycling through cardi B I’m gonna say you’re both not going to get this go ahead just take a stab at it anyway uh no was Ariana Grande it’s just so nasty it’s the name of the song I wouldn’t

    Have thought it would yeah that’s the name of the song well she has a nasty face she’s a bad girl they all go bad you know nasty she gets nasty who did who does you got talk Davidson he’s got a hog are you interested you asked that

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    Something okay like nasty though right surprised if Pete wrote she aast little girl I’m going to write this best song about my big crank I don’t mind confirm nor deny she can be nasty this is Davidson from got talk the mic know that right ly says she can

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    Now I could be wrong maybe I’m just making it up I don’t think you’re wrong I I would guess I’m right honestly oh we need boardroom babes board roam babes for 400 please you got it Sam coming right up thanks so much boardroom babes for 400 Red this Tycoon

    Businesswoman made over 38 billion in 2019 by divorcing her husband yo Bezos the going to need a first name here Sam unfortunately I can’t give you those precious points no [ __ ] [ __ ] ah come on Vanessa [ __ ] no go ahead you want to steal it’s just I was

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    For four and you know what I have to do boardroom for two I’m feeling lucky even though I bombed that one out the richest woman in the boardroom babes for 200 currently the richest woman in the world inherited her wealth from this company that her grandfather created from Seinfeld

    We got to be you got to buzz in but who could you repeat the question please Alex the current richest woman in the world inherited her wealth from this company that her grandfather created this isn’t the best formulated question didn’t really give a lot of

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    To stupid is it go ahead is it L’Oreal yes GNA go with Charlotte tibery I’m gonna have to look that up later Sam to get your reference there is it it’s something like that yeah I mean it’s just L’Oreal it’s like the shampoo the no tears or something the L’Oreal

    Imagine if there was like an80 billion industry for like making your dick look bigger or something for guys yeah yeah my grandfather designed it my great grand invented the pump [ __ ] well good one Chas ni what do you got there talking to the m we’re going to go with famous females

    For we got this one we got this got this one famous females for 100 go with five roses are red violets are blue but this female poet might drug and Rob you yo it cardi B yes sorry only a matter of time that one was pumping out my goodness she finally

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    Can’t we’re too late into the game to stick board B something about them right pant suit give me the critters for six please Li they going big give me Pete Davidson’s crank for six Critters eyes Critters coat of arms of his family okay Critter queries for 600 this helpful

    Animal’s vaginal cavity has the same look and feel to a humans you may even have a sweater made out of this fun little guy alpaca no close but nice though no [ __ ] uh no [ __ ] in those ladies you kidding me what is this Hellraiser now you got to take the

    Fell’s words for when they say it feels the same what is a sheep yes thank you ly clearly you haven’t [ __ ] in alpaca go ahead girls what are you feeling what are those feels telling you girl books girl books girl books a hated category so far for four for what I got

    This we already did that one girl books for 500 this us politician penned a 500 page Journal bitching and whining about how she lost an election yo Hillary Clinton yes thanks thanks thanks good job brother I knew I had to come up with something I knew it was only one answer thanks so

    Much for that man good job brother thank you I really appreciate it so much thank you the bro love the bro love what were we doing oh uh you guys we need we need the books again what’s the big what’s the next books where’s the books oh uh give me the books for

    Six please okay this harrowing novel by Margaret Atwood literally tells the story of what would happen if Trump was elected for a second term oh my God now she wrote her one now you see I remember her she wrote a short story called rape fantasies I remember her

    From back in short story back in that was Atwood right say this is similar kiss heroing novel by Margaret Atwood this is what would have happened that’s her bar and restaurant no peeking Scott what’s the how could I know what the book is no one are we probably

    Called We’re blanking on this one probably called we’d be in better shape I bet it’s called it was called dogs a handmaid’s tail hand tail hand we first Super Chat first Super Chat quiz our Super Chat quiz so now guys pay attention because this is worth 500

    Points off the ball man this could really uh s the whole thing turn events this is from muggy muggy is asking this woman was romantically involved with the world’s most famous Austrian painter yo oh Eva Brown I don’t know oh did [ __ ] that has to be could be that’s ad all girlfriend

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    And who is Tony’s uh sister remember Richie and um come on I’m not we’re not moving on until we remember her name Janice remember Richie was on top of Janice with a gun to her head when they’d have sex that’s what Ava uh was into and

    That’s what happened at the end she was a freaky G yeah she was so freaky she took out the gun it was like Richie and Janice but it went wrong and they both died from it yeah they were smoking meth and yeah it was just too good it was too

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    The meat grinder I was relaying to Scott my fantasy of you know there’s like a French milk she’s hauling buckes of milk yeah I’m I’m I’m walking by with my mp 40 H it yeah oh ah thirsty thirsty she’s like you know kind of scared because I’m You

    Know The Enemy or whatever using Force no no no no no gentleman gentlemen oh okay okay slowly I win her over you know this wasn’t like Cross of iron anything crazy in the hot I bring her like a handkerchief filled with cheese and bread you know something like that makes

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    30s there’s one from the 30s one I saw the 30s one oh that one was nice it was a lot it was Gary Cooper wasn’t it oh wait who was it all quiet I’m I’m getting it mixed up never mind there’s another movie you would like by Douglas

    Cir uh a time to live and a time to die and it’s another movie where it’s so rare to find a movie where the Germans are treated like human beings and not like Jeffrey dmer yep not like Star Wars they just want to bite your neck out or

    There’s like this scene in a time to live and a time to die they got all these uh prisoners of War all like lined up and the you know officer like all right just they might their combatants kill them some people don’t want to do it some people don’t

    Care they kill them or whatever and then like later that day there’s one guy who’s like so so traumatized by it he just puts a shotgun in his mouth and blows his head off you know you never think of that you never see that in any movie it’s always like just Quenton Tarantino

    Like they’re always like you’re going to see the right you’re watching the wrong movies it’s like they’re nor they’re just humans human beings it’s always just like they every German was like uh Jeffrey dmer yeah yeah well you know how the parody is but if you watch the right

    Movies there’s uh there’s both well not not both sides but you see sympathy and War and that’s what you want to see of course we got another chat in Cross don’t skip there’s a lot of good does it come with an answer it does this is from gunker go ahead guny this

    Florida woman murdered her daughter and got away with it by blaming it on the Casey Anthony oh that was that was a lot louder than that is that in there Jones that is correct nice nice Scott in Scott you chimed in first and you got the that’s 500 points to the J

    Mask this is so this is so biased where were we Casey Jones Casey Jones we were in the Ninja toes the Rat King back n one of these what are we doing are don’t skip wooden wooden crosses I’m telling you don’t skip you want to see the

    French side of World War I don’t skip that stuff man I’m telling you Wooden Crosses I’m telling you it’s important that truo or something it’s from like 30 something give me a hard drive I’ll give it to you okay oh yeah what’s the score what’s the score score2 guys

    4200 a little 9 I love it ladies 1900 so ladies we’re going to have to pick that up we don’t want youill math they can’t win 70 points on the dollar of whatever the guys are getting we want you know there’s enough points on the board to

    Win I think you’re right well let’s keep going who’s next I like these questions yeah you’re gonna have to really beg for some super chats here to make up those points Let’s help our ladies what that was cute right let’s uh it’s probably you guys something oh yeah Sammy I’ll do uh let’s

    Do what you you were kind of feeling something so you want to do musical maidens to 300 no musical Melodies is what I was read oh for 300 musical maidens for 300 These Hoes they wake up they broke ew they mattresses be on the floor haha These Hoes they wake

    Up uh [ __ ] uh bad baby yes yes boss baby wow Scott coming through done what the yo that’s crazy man dude F I’m not going to lie or twice oh man that sounds good bad baby bad baby something bad happened to her is that the B that wrote the song

    Or oh what’s she was like 15 when she when she made that song I think bet someone just do music bad baby yeah bad that’s bad bad situation going on there that’s crazy man Scott big bad baby fan I mean she’s got that one Gucci song

    What’s the flip flap she’s got the Gucci flip flap song that songs gu whatever some generic [ __ ] listen to a SK it for the 4,000th time go ahead Sam what do you got for us wait we have another Super Chat here now ladies listen up here two AE opportunity same

    Time let’s go ladies you really need this so listen closely Alex can you read them both simultaneously I’m going to try my best speg is asking this ancient Dame was known as the wh Queen due to her staggering body count and lewd Behavior considering she was royalty was she in Rome

    Cleopatra that’s correct whoa very nice okay so she was a liberated woman have another one right here down back then King Tut go [ __ ] yourself she was Greek that’s right she told him that this country she sitting on the pyramid the Looking Glass says this country bombed a US Battleship stole US

    Nuclear secrets and has received $150 billion in US foreign aid go ahead Russia that is incorrect incorrect you might I think you might it bombed a US Battleship you guys aren’t goly who could it be hot topic Israel you guys aren’t talking about Palestine are you your answer was now they bringing

    Out of politics I’m sorry Sam I’m going to have to take that as an official answer unfortunately no one gets those coveted 500 points we have a lot coming in now we got muggy back we got muggy back go ahead this woman got famous for not moving

    For not moving her lazy ass off of a bus seat yo go ahead Rosa Park Cynthia it’s Rosa Park yes my girl Rose huh dirty sanino with another question here this famous mistress to President Kennedy was found Marilyn Monroe yep everyone knows that one I know all about the host like it’s

    Literally the same bus it’s going to the same place Marilyn Manson all right we got a bonus round that’s why she got thrown off this isn’t woman Centric but EB is asking this police officer made International headlines when he decided to kneel in An Inconvenient spot yo it was um

    Got get the cop it was it was Derek chin mes Joe yeah now he he’s the guy that he now he had like the police car with the plates that were just stupid ass numbers it was an unmarked car and he had the badge that was kind

    Of hanging down low wasn’t even a [ __ ] police badge that was him right he was in the police academy costume I remember Derek oh my gosh Sam I haven’t even looked into this one is that is that was that a [ __ ] situation 100 they knew each other picture I have no idea

    But he’s in a costume and the police car is on marked it’s not a police car it’s a joke it’s a joke didn’t they like they were both bouncers they worked at some bar together they had a a homosexual relationship together you might be right yeah was there really something weird

    With the outfit like look at it looks a costume look at the look at the plates on the car it’s a joke man it’s a joke look it up right now go ahead I’m going to look into this yeah is it still correct was that correct that was correct okay fantastic

    Any more chat Masters or we’re all caught up okay cool any dungeon Masters in there want I get in we’re back to are you okay Sam Nick s up oh I’m up again um let me do I’m just feeling the musical maidens for two I’m just feeling I like the music questions

    But what do we do musical maidens 200 yeah let’s do it and it’s always wet [ __ ] never had to use lip gloss on it I’m going to need you deeper than six it’s not a coffin well a soft six We’re Not Making Love trying to get nasty wrap

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    That means but lip gloss on the what does that [ __ ] mean a [ __ ] never had to use lip gloss on it I’m going to bring her back so I’m GNA say Nikki no unfortunately that was Riri that was Rihanna yes that’s the sex song where she’s like sex with me so amaz

    R I should have known should have known when it was a song about Clans but that I even when I was making this or when the producers were making this question I was like lip gloss what the [ __ ] is that we have another chat in qu Andrew ah hold on

    Listen up you guys need this bad this isentric Tech entrepreneur famously died of AIDS hint you could say he had a thing for fruit yo Steve Jobs that is correct these are better questions than I made you didn’t see the document they di well whatever you guys get it you look

    It up was it aids and not cancer no it was fruit no he ate too much fruit oh no yeah he ate aaire I knew he was trying to char uh cure his cancer with fruit but it unfortunately but it wasn’t fruit it was AIDS it was he not well yeah he

    Had to so much fruit I guess his immune system started fighting itself or something like yeah too many fruit baskets is that the thing Steve Jobs no it’s just I believe that he died of cancer too but is that another thing that I got wrong that like yeah it

    Aids they are just flying in cancer we got Tom I like Steve Jobs I liked him genu I liked Steve Jobs I I I really liked Steve Jobs a lot I like those old videos people out oh he he was the he’s like the last one he’s the last one Bill

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    That he’s not a God I he is a god he’s a living God yeah that was crazy that’s the I mean that is the greatest thing that’s ever been made is his k oh remember his remember his armpits and then there was the one they’re like dancing for Windows 95 they’re just up

    There dancing on stage like Microsoft did have some bangers they really did have some bangers they went hard in the digital space for like a nerd party for a nerd party the way that guy was partying it was in no he’s but he’s not a nerd like he’s he’s he’s like I don’t

    Know he’s something else he was like a big guy he looks like a fo guy or something remember Pirates of Silicon Valley remember the dramatization of uh the the Microsoft Apple stuff that was it was good as hell man Pirates of Silicon Valley you got to remember that

    It was a m was it m Anthony Michael Hall who was the guy that was yeah he he plays uh Bill Gates who was the guy that was digital crime going on back then I can’t even remember anymore dead zone no that was Christopher Walkin the series

    Never mind never mind I don’t know where I’m going right I Tom sleep chat Master go ahead who was the youngest person you know who I’m talking wait hold on we need wait who the youngest person to ever serve as United States President Barack Hussein Obama whoa according to this guy it’s incorrect

    No yeah we are taking the chat’s word for it here I don’t believe it was it uh oh shoot uh it’s going to be taed was it like uh uh it was one of the early ones right like Madison or something Teddy Rosevelt about how old was I that but I didn’t

    Even B apparently he was 17 years old 42 yeah that was like in 1800s 42 that was back when they look grizzled as [ __ ] he that was a rough was the guy that the did he shoot himself or the driver shoot his brains out JFK uh it was the the driver shot right

    Through the back of his head the driver turns around and shoots he went through the back he shot his [ __ ] off and went through the back of his head we have a you ever see the JFK video where we get shot no she’s climbing over the thing it’s the craziest darn thing

    You ever did see we have a bit of a riddle here uh oh riddle if the Earth is a globe and is rotating eastwards at 1,000 mes hour how can planes travel westwards since they are slower than the Earth’s rotation you are barking up the

    Right tree fella uh I think we all know the answer I B firmament okay space is fake Flat Earth globe is fake I was say automatic thousand points over the Sam the Earth clearly isn’t rotating that fast yeah we’re not on a spinning ball clearly we’re not I think

    We got that for two grand space is fake and you know what that that was it well uh now Tiffany you know space is fake right do you know how far the Moon is um like a couple feet that way no it’s a little farther than that supposedly if you look on Google

    It’s 250,000 miles away right right doesn’t that sound scary do you know how high up the International Space Station is no take a guess 568 th000 uh about 250 oh it’s 250 miles up you were close 250 is very close to 560,000 yeah yeah tractor Zer yeah that’s what

    They say the ISS is 250 miles up that’s space and we went to the moon in 1969 250 some thousand miles away you you remember Gary s e driving that that freaking thing going doing the Horseshoe the the slingshot maneuver remember there’s also a little car getting it

    Right into like that Loos Leaf piece of paper to get back to the [ __ ] Earth do you do you know how the uh the car the little car on Mars how it communicates how we dri beach chairs yeah landline you know oh I remember they’re having conversations with with

    No sometimes it’s latency no like this it takes you know half an hour having real time conversations on the phone with the president let’s get out of here you’re not moving and then no 14 years later he’s like I have a flat tire did you see the beach chairs on the

    Mars the I no the moon thing when they drove around you you look at it and there’s beach chairs that you buy that are like you know like the woven things that are like Checker I don’t know what to call it you know what I’m saying wer furniture or something there beach

    Chairs on the goddamn thing I told you wicker is strong wicker man yeah Wicker’s strong hemp yeah they I was looking into this a couple days ago the uh the little car that’s on Mars that’s driving around you know how it communicates with Earth radio waves RF

    You know you know those things that those things from the that were like in the 20s AKA radio let’s just let let’s do ham radio we’re sending moris code we might open up a radio station if that’s the case maybe we can hijack control if it goes around a corner it doesn’t work

    Anymore RC Pro am getting the roll cage the mud slick I say Critter uh queries for 400 you got it wait we they’re rolling in now oh [ __ ] we could be going we got Kyle Vernon here this is a gimy this can get you guys back really is it

    A lesbian question it is not double-sided which politician won the 2020 election you gave that away you gave that don’t go don’t go easy on them just cuz they’re ladies that is debatable that’s a Deb last one or but we’re going to go we’re going to go with the younger Bush 2020

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    Hacker you’re close we could steal wait what was The elron Humper dink thing that was his name that’s his real name that’s that’s who asked the question oh that who asked I was like is that Daddy’s real name that wouldn’t surprise me who had both Biggie and pck hacked as he

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    Marriage right remember that one I do remember that we got Plum here the Roman deity coak was the god of what a God what’s his name the Roman deity Kaka was the god of what Cynthia never heard of me God of penises oh that wasn’t easy you’re on

    The right track how do you spell it Kaka c a CA I’ve never heard of anything like that I know Roman deities I’m not an expert wow you got the boys stumped on this one the they said peee got got a Sean kaka kaka I didn’t I didn’t want to go there

    It’s poop mer I didn’t want to go there is that is that where the word Kaka comes from mer according to this guy according to Plum you’re the god of him were you ever the god of a god before any more quiz Master questions yeah they many good okay hell yes these

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    Man lady it was moonman doubt fire about that Paula Poundstone y go ahead uh hold up here oh we lost a couple sorry about that guys uh this Soviet politician famously threw a fit after being denied entry into Disneyland during a diplomatic visit to the United States [ __ ] Cru Chief correct

    Y oh nice man what a fre Scott the historian that’s a sh check out the big brains on Scott wow be riding coattails with these guys but I’m loving it oh Nick you’re doing fine when those antique questions come up you’re going to nail them dirty sanino this 990s Colorado High School

    Shooter schooler high schooler not shooter my bad is well known for his very engaging Doom wads he even allegedly made an exact copy of his own at his school what are their names Zoom can I try one uh should I try go ahead cly Bal no cleal I thought it was one of

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    The other one it’s probably the other one but I don’t know what it is I forgot their names go ahead ER Harris Eric Harris Eric ohn Captain Harris from Police Academy the dynamic duo Dylan and Eric Hayden that’s correct yeah they were often referred to as a

    Dynamic duo in school very angry young boys didn’t get along with the other kids aldor bana asks riddle me this I am a felet word starting with P women really love it when they get their hands on me what am I I know penis no come on

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    Inferior strength I’m sorry St I’m sorry starter I was yelling well well well asks this human gender is known for their inferior size inferior strength but exceptional ability to shriek and get away during a fist fight women correct yes darn Darn I would have said gay guys and we have one more and we’re all caught up by Sam rean this woman was a Polish mountain climber and computer engineer she was the first woman to reach the summit of K2 and the third woman to Summit Mount Everest she sounds

    Pretty cool actually Who the hell’s going to do that his bodies everywhere Cynthia yeah no they use them as they use would you eat it on Everest imagine that’s you oh like yeah it’s insane that be you crazy if you think about it oh yeah yeah

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    Sexy party girl was indicted on murder charges simply for exercising her human right to a very late term abortion Casey Anthony yes yo Casey yes yeah we got that one yeah got Casey coming in for two coming in for 200 fashionably late Casey Anthony Scott’s got that those Celtic jeans that syian

    Bloodline goth VI goth could be you know visigoth all right we got two more here Worchester 117 what is the name of ryu’s best friend and training partner from the Street Fighter video game series Ken correct wow whiz kid Scott over here I don’t know man that Street

    Fighter for you just hitting all the right points do we have a tape measure I want to get some measurements here warrior with the 10 asks during during initiation certain super cool groups of super cool people use a certain technique to reverse chakra polarities in a human being by

    Manipulating the root chakra what is this technique well I think I know Wella root chakra no thank you w was talking about that so you’re talking about what it’s called in Magic stay out of my root chakra anybody I didn’t study any of that I think I know could you read again

    Just for kicks because it sounds pretty wicked and I think people got to understand what they’re up against karma sutra during initiation certain super cool groups of super cool people use a certain technique to reverse chakra polarities in a human being by manipulating the root chakra what is

    This technique that just sounds stinky to me get don’t manipulate my root chakra is it the Ordo temply Ori I Knowle had something to say no no I was it is it the Otto doing some weird ritual what’s the OT the Ordo temply orientis damn Lily’s deep in

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    Here before we get back to the real questions after getting into hot water in 2017 this Hollywood Elite posted a YouTube video getting giving a fake apology Veiled Threat while chopping vegetables in his kitchen Tiff go ahead wait can you read that one more time after getting into hot water in

    2017 this Hollywood Elite posted a YouTube video giving a fake apology Veiled Threat while chopping vegetables in his kitchen I it’s a his it’s a Kevin spy yes whoa Kevin spy Tiff coming through man people are on the conspiracies tonight I’m not Tiff is based my goodness Tiffany is based she

    Was saying some things before the show that I can’t repeat man they are just rolling in here she knows what’s up Carrero asks which leader in 12:05 took enough carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere to offset a Year’s worth of global gasoline demand uh genas Khan correct what the

    Hell does that mean what are you guys crazy he he [ __ ] liquidated everybody yeah you know I’m watching this series these riddles I have not ready for yeah like state capital basically yeah this is crazy all right we got some more questions though Harry make questions I got coming

    To me I had no idea making out Harry too Dominic Danto sorry if I butchered that uh this deaf and blind woman lied about writing books Helen Keller it’s Helen Keller Helen Keller I don’t believe anything Helen Kelly Helen Kelly she didn’t do [ __ ] I don’t she’s flying

    Planes what do you think I’m an idiot she’s flying planes she’s got she’s got money with on her on her on her carcass too now are Bas on the Helen Keller question do you believe any of that she’s deaf she where she buried she can’t speak she’s dumb she can’t hear

    She can’t she can’t walk can’t [ __ ] solders though play video games but she’s she’s over here solving math equations and [ __ ] the [ __ ] she better not have armed armed guards there does she really have treasure buried with her car us she was driving monster trucks in the

    8S she was Gravedigger yeah she she’ll do a loop-de-loop and a heartbeat she always refused protection she’d always pull rubbers right off say no naughty girl she was a naughty girl she put him on with her mouth and she’d take him right off and she’s deaf and

    Dumb so she won’t tell a tale I mean she could talk too though you can be deaf and dumb but you don’t like the taste of spermicide no no no you can certainly do whatever you like to her and they call free play Steve J open world has a question

    For us coming in hot in 2001 with their debut double hit name one of the four boy toys who had their world premiere in the September 11th attacks that’s a good question is that O2 I I know someone who went I remember oh no it was a different

    Conspiracy it was um it was Jordan spe going pro on Sandy Hook this is a different one is that LFO one more time in 2001 with their debut double hit named one of the four boy toys who had their world premiere in the September 11th attacks all you need is one I only

    Remember David Bowie during that that stuff it’s I don’t know if boy toys is like a like a band name or Timberlake or something yeah it’s either in sync or LFO or I don’t know it could be EO it was Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray wow oh

    Wait what who had the who had the music video on Top of the World Trade Center was that limp bis that wasis okay Mark MC graphic suar R don’t call the guy a [ __ ] don’t call him you know what he had those he has a music video on Top of

    The World Trade Center in like 90 was it very close to 2001 I mean the real answer was the four hijackers of the plane but I can’t even pronounce their names so w Bo w he was being funny oh this was a riddle see we’re over here thinking about LFO what

    Is Fitch I got slugged with the 20 what is the name of the 1993 American Western film directed by George P Casados yo that starred Valmer as Doc Holiday Tombstone correct Too Fast Too Fast shout out Ben Too Fast Too Fast Sam’s been hanging out with Ben Taylor I

    Remember old Cosmos I remember that his his son did uh Beyond the Black rainbow in Mandy and all that I I know him we got gunker here what’s the other one damn there’s one more right they all good though Tombstone is a an achievement it was like the guy I don’t

    Know I I forget what happened with the production but someone else kind of the DP kind of stepped in did some directing I forget I forget what the Lura was bunch of assh you you mean you’re talking about um I can’t even remember names anymore that’s not a good sign you Val Kilmer

    That performance with Val Kilmer in that movie is is is like uh Daniel de Lewis grade it’s the best it really it really it’s a good movie we got one more from gunker here let’s have it gunker does he drink Gunk this Jewish teenager invented the ballpoint pen in

    1940s uh I just don’t know his name go ahead there’s more Mr Frank what’s his name Mr Frank uh I it’s only wrong answers only so let me know if you want no it’s I know the I know one answer Wellington there’s no beef wellington here I mean I do know

    The wrong answer but if you guys know the right answer now is this getting to the 40s ballpoint pen is this a certain diary that may have been written in ballpoint I’m I’m gonna take a shot at it okay Leo Frank correct God get

    Out now I was I was I was out on the Henry question but I wasn’t out on that one okay all right they keep coming in youo posters asks what tetrology is the American author Jean wolf most famously known for I know uh y ring uh uh book of the new

    Son I’m going to say yes they didn’t give us an answer more Point new he’s the Pringles guy Jean wolf is the Pringles guy the guy with the mustache and the head he he he he invented production parp Jean wolf I see Qui if you ever read any of his books you would

    Lose your mind okay you ever reading Ean wolf get a closeup on Lily oh my God oh my God Richie closeup on Lily please Zoom all the way in any more or are we caught up here we’re caught up okay Sam and Nick you want to choose your next question here

    Yeah oh yeah yeah uh why we do famous famous females for five famous females for 500 fine [ __ ] Riot this Fearless female NASA astronaut famously pepper sprayed her ex-boyfriend’s new bow while sporting a diaper full of Duty oh oh she was yeah she was the one that I don’t know her

    Name she doesn’t have a name Li your mom you [ __ ] [ __ ] my mom did no such thing I don’t know does that count my mom’s too stupid to be in NASA no that does not count and I I’ve got half of mine to kick you right out

    That door the door is locked everyone staying in overnight go ahead Sam Nick any uh Scott um yeah try another you won so try another pepper sprayed her ex-boyfriend’s new bow while sporting a diaper full of Duty Sally Rod Lisa Novak that was a tough one guys that was a tough one

    That’s okay Sally Ride she did right what’s with Sally who’s someone identical to her or something showed up she she like she blew up in a in a space shuttle thing oh was the one timeing people not was this was this Challenger are we talking here from the 80s well they’re

    All still alive though anyone see the pictures of them like those are just uh those are identical people they’re they look they’re I think they’re just twins every now and then you meet someone who looks identical to you in every hey that’s me right there I was on the

    Challenger living you know look identical just like the Challenger look look at me and uh Nick over there we’re you guys could pass spitting image if we were separated by 40 years we probably look exact yeah we got like the we have the same nose eyes yeah size yeah like whatever

    Same cranks oh your spine compresses when you know your back hurts like mine when you’re in space that long yeah space it does funny things to you holy Sam and Nick you want to Scott you want to choose another one here uh we’re getting we’re getting to our final

    Jeopardy question Border Room babes for two oh B with a B we already did for two for three yeah do do a whatever boardroom babes for 300 this boss babe founded a nonprofit organization in 1916 that’s still going strong today in fact her medical care Empire was able to kill 3.4 million

    Americans in the last 10 years alone I mean I can make a guess at this is this Margaret Singer yes good job Sam yeah it has to be buying Ferraris so good I love that I know some famous females F actually uh no famous females is done

    Boardroom babes has 100 left there’s 100 questions left yes do it okay $600 million of investor money was thrown in the toilet by this feisty female entrepreneurs medical miracle company feros what’s her name the one with the eyes Theos 600 I you got a you got a Holmes Elizabeth Holmes o you

    Shouldn’t you got a us before you say the you gave him the first name I could tell he didn’t know the first name but you gave it shlock sister go ahead another uh n you got we have another one here oh from from Channel this blonde woman was found dead after a camping

    Trip with her fiance who used her social media account and credit cards after the murder I don’t know her name oh yeah yeah yeah yeah go ahead give the mic Gabby ptito that is correct y I didn’t know some Netflix show you all seem to know that not the right

    Pronunciation okay running penguin films what number was that has another one for us that was a uh user question here another one and that was 500 you got okay what is the largest species of rodent on Earth there are multiple answers here beep cppy bear well how

    Could there be multiple answers it is the cppy bar beep beepy correct okay yo they’re like coming in hot funny things yeah yeah big nasty thing they’re sweet there’s a pelican trying to eat one of those the rodents yeah he had to give up he had to Pelican trying to eat one of

    Those I don’t know I don’t like oh rents of unusual side Princess Bride was a banger wasn’t it unusual I thought it was Master Shredder hey it’s a come back who’s the one who said women were smarter earlier we are Tiffany guilt raise your hand guilty is

    Charged we got EB here with another question he’s asking a question which US state has been using license plates with police for their police force for 10 years wait can you can you ask that again which US state has been using license plates with police for their police force for 10 of

    The years you spur gang we’re going to have to make sure that uh we’ve taken our meds today and uh we can formulate a coherent sentence not sure what’s going on there I’m not even sure what that’s asking to be honest there there’s a state that has been using license plates for their

    Police officers that just reads police in all caps oh what’s the state thank you for clarifying it’s not where I I have no idea I’m G take a guess go ahead World traveler Hawaii incorrect Missouri was the correct answer I wouldn’t have guessed Western State of course a backwards

    People that’s a bit Anonymous isn’t it I don’t like the midw Fly Over States for a reason God you know gross trash have to have police on the license plate so that they can understand thousand of them what do you want us to do trash

    People uh police want to ask come to the station we want to ask you a few questions about all caught up we’re all caught up okay try another you know what I’m feeling oh you know what girl I’m feeling girl books Let’s do six okay girl books for six oh yeah we

    Already did that one oh uh we got one two and three all right girl books for 300 Laura numerof wrote this best-selling book about the Perils of indulging a greedy little rodent with a sweet tooth did you give aosa yes Scott is smart as a wh what is this

    Dude that that’s that’s [ __ ] required reading kindergarten this man has his degree yo you want to continue go ahead all right uh we’ll do girl books one yeah girl books for 100 this horny old lady got her start plagiarizing vampire books made for fifth graders there’s no gray area here her Pros is

    Definitely NSFW yes Lily Stephanie Myers O So clo no similar genre but unfortunately not I’ll repeat it for you this horny old lady got her start plagiarizing vampire books made for fifth graders there’s no gray area here her Pros is definitely NSFW it’s tough oh she does she does she have a name

    Ugly old [ __ ] [ __ ] dirty old [ __ ] that’s okay correct d yes correct dirty old [ __ ] dirty [ __ ] Dirk digler dirty old bro Dirk digler yeah what was the alternate answer I’m curious e James oh I mean Sam this something else you might want to look into look look at

    Pictures of her of her as well she probably looks great yes she’ll get just you know keep a poster of her while while you’re reading her books she’ll really get you going sick we have some more here if we want to get into them let’s do one more here

    And then we’ll get back to the quiz Masters why don’t we just finish out girl books okay do that fellas which one is two two in 1984 this 1984 guide book offers sensible instructions on the care of an infant to perspective mothers any mother in the room no but um

    What to Expect When You’re Expecting yes whoa okay cth expect the Spanish Inquisition go ahead quiz Masters At Home Patrick Batman asks which mathematician used to post gifts to government buildings to show how much he appreciated them Uncle Ted k oh it is uncle Ted K

    Correct ladies we gotta we got to do something here we got to put our heads together I mean they are pulling ahead here and we’re falling behind what’s going we got a college professor we got HR head of an HR department and we got uh you know the stalker at Lowe’s or you

    Know whatever Lily does but we can we can get going here we got to hop on these chat Master questions make these worth a lot we got a gimme right here okay this man was the first us first lady to be a black he just he can’t even spell

    Basically the first US black president yo I heard Charles first I heard Sam first over there I heard Barry and I heard Michelle Obama it’s Michael Obama you were close well I was going to say it but I chose not to I thought I I figured Barry

    Would be enough Michael Tiff what do you think about big mike over there you think it’s true look at the shoulders on her come on she’s not pretty imp petite like you I have an uncle Tiffany Tiffany she understood conspiracies but we’re talking about Big

    Mike here I mean I big Michelle you seen those traps yeah yeah she more than not going to lie um what’s the verdict here we need a verdict right now isn’t it interesting what it means if it’s true though the implications isn’t it amazing I mean yeah but like at the same

    Time well we get closer and closer to it not being amazing though we get closer and closer to those times yeah you kind of run out time until it’s normaliz Barack and Michelle’s like best friends and what they look like have you ever seen that yeah I all like pictures

    And then have you seen the what whatever the the two daughters names are yes have you’ve seen that you’ve seen this haven’t you she’s looked into it Tiffany’s based you’ve looked into this right the best friend and what the they look exactly they took those kids from those best friends

    Right Tiffany knows B assertion probably you think so I think you think so I think you know so you already know what I’m talking about Tiffany knows more than me you can it’s easy to answer the question look how twisted life is the answer is obviously

    Yes look around you look how twist look at the world look how crazy things are it would it only makes sense let’s go with we got a gay guy and a transgender lady here and they stole those kids from their best friends to maintain appearances right this interesting it’s conspiratorial You Know

    Tiffany knows they Tiffany knows they really do now they do now Tiffany is a base black queen can we get some W’s in the chat for our BAS black queen here Tiffany she understands we have another one here from War gesture name the three members of the Orca who hunted and fought the

    Relentless great white shark from the film Jaws I can do it now now what what is it the three what the three crew members in Jaws oh Jaws I was thinking a m dick um Quinn chiefy like que quag uh Ahab the mayor the hell his name I don’t know this one

    I’m tapping out the mayor Quinn Hooper and Chief Brody ly got Lily says she has it Skippy Long John Silvers and she’s crazy long gun Silvers from Patrick correct yeah I feel like that’s valid we’ll give it to her okay I hear let’s give the ladies a boost come on Treasure

    Island is amazing though don’t don’t sleep on Long John Silver as a character Treasure Island is amazing I’m telling you don’t sleep on Long John Silver he’s an amazing character telling you we got gunker here with a 20 piece this Chinese Canadian woman arranged for her parents to be

    Murdered in a mock home invasion so she didn’t have to go to school or get a job oh God that’s sick that’s sick did she do did she do some spicy movies as well she did pornography is this the same one that I’m thinking of that she is it her with

    The mattress no mattress girl guys remember mattress girl she’s we’re going to recreate the crime scene she’s doing porn oh that’s is awesome I don’t know Luke I’m stumped on this one Jennifer pan not remember P Galactic Cesar the salad wow with a question here they’re pouring in here

    They’re pouring in the American Artist claim that rap music uses subfrequencies to scramble and misalign chakras in human being West Tiff I know you know this one don’t you even lie go ahead say this is only this is only a question for Tiffany this American artists claim that rap music

    Uses subfrequencies to scramble and misalign chakras in human beings who do you think it is I think I’m gonna say Kanye it is Kanye westre 808 base to the root chakra energy Warfare anyone familiar with that you are now I like Tiffany so much she’s

    Smart she goes um I don’t I’m I’m GNA guess Kan I maybe isn’t that nice and we got Moreau rattle them off what female attorney general authorized tear gas to be used at Waco Texas [Applause] IO Reno Sam I’m I’m afraid I have to go

    Over here because you got to have the I got to hear something I gotta I got to hear a us or a ready go ahead Reno Reno correct Janet Reno Jan Janet Reno the queen of everything I I like seeing Janet Reno’s picture in Skinner’s desk in the X Files

    In his office janino I always go to see that that face that she’s in hell right now um I always got to see that face and I always remember Waco I feel like I’m the only one you remember I mean you remember Janet REO Reno that means you remember

    Waco did she have did she like orchestrate that or yeah she was the Attorney General she kind of she was like whoever took the I don’t know there was there was never a fall for it but she sort of got uh credit for the successful operation slap on the wrist

    It’s it’s no big deal you just slap on the she probably got a high women women and children on Fire doesn’t matter janino there there’s the slap janino what does it matter if you light a house on fire what does it matter hey their fault they didn’t run out all you did

    Was light the house on fire you’re not responsible for what happens they’re remember them Blas remember the remember the stuff they were doing with the speakers when they were doing a Siege on there before before they started firing and all that they had big speakers they were playing sounds from The

    Slaughterhouse of animals being butchered and killed I thought that was a nice touch it’s my favorite I I do the love that isn’t that nice isn’t that cute it’s your own government blasting that in your house isn’t that nice we got another one here they’re pouring in this Brave

    Athlete this Brave athlete used to be a fro loop on Fruit Loop boxes then became a fruit himself wait oh who’s this say it again fruit Lo this Brave right up your alley trying to this Brave athlete used to be on we got Scott uh Bruce Jenner correct that’s

    Weedies that was a good one I know that’s weedies that’s wrong question was misleading frops we’re talking about two can not a fruton he’s a murderer though that was Mark wallberg with a Cod hanger he ran over that lady of course Tiffany knows of course Tiffany knows oh [ __ ] Tiffany

    Knows everything we got another one lined up that [ __ ] over in Cold Blood he didn’t care at all he was like going to stoping shop or something he yeah are you sure yeah okay he’s picking up cold cuts next question running penguin films who was the chief technical

    Superintendent of beond and personal aid to Baron Lando kisian in the film The Empire Strikes Back who is the a to him we’re talking about Billy D Williams from Empire Strikes Lando Total Insanity who was the chief technical superintendent of bezan and personal aid to Baran Lando kilan in the

    Film The Empire Strikes Back have to go with Admiral abar is that right emiral abar is the only one I know that has a name yeah he’s like a is it calari Lobo I don’t know Bilbo Lobo what was it Bilbo Baggins was on freaking Tatooine Journey huh

    Man let’s see what’s next you guys can get um critic queries honestly it’s probably the most boring category so maybe we can just skip that one give me 400 not even do any anymore because those questions are kind of stupid why don’t we close out Musical maidens oh

    Let’s do one and two at the same time and then we can maybe get to our final Jeopardy yes where you could risk it all you could still win you have no choice you can risk whatever you want as long as you risk it all winner take

    Nothing okay what now what was your decision there dude every time two for 100 for the big hundo musical maidens for 100 I can lick it I can ride it while you slipping and slide yes who is it I can lick it I can ride it I can slip it and slide

    It what’s the answer Ahad Tiff oh she’s the horse ah wait you said Megan the stallion that wasn’t it part that’s her first excuse me that is Megan the stallion stallion’s um Tiffany I have to take those cardi yo I got the answer I thought I heard the correct answer I

    Think I know the answer I used I used to think it was Megan but I think it’s cardi it’s Nicki Minaj no it’s not it’s Nicki Minaj pull your phone out right now we’re gonna play this right now you know uh I’m a dirty hoe or

    Something I don’t know what uh lick it slide it songs weren’t like this in the ’90s were they like everything I’ve heard this isric Nicki Minaj the lyrics are out of control so the 100 goes to you knew about Big Mike and that’s better didn’t you knew the better stuff who

    Cares this is trash and it was 100 points anyway no but we [ __ ] [ __ ] what do we have left music [ __ ] inside the songs we’re done with girl books we’re done with boardroom babes famous females stupid [ __ ] in a song musical maidens take a hike what about

    That any more chat or quiz Masters or cuz otherwise we’re ready to head on to our final Jeopardy more of a statement from our friend EB here he wanted to let everybody know that he’s pleasing himself to our contestant Lily here whoa he’s taking a few Liberties that’s insane now what does

    That mean is he like eating that’s High Praise what are we thinking here is he like eating like a like a nice dessert or something what’s he how’s he pleasing himself I I hope you enjoy your dinner lightly going to sleep listening to your voice he’s getting a massage how do you

    Think he’s being CLE I don’t know he’s doing a face mask tickling himself or something like that he one of the ticklers I will say Lily is single if you’re in the Rhode Island area it was a matter of time she’s looking so somebody didn’t pick

    Me would you give a guy a chance on the internet who said he’s pleasing himself to you would that be something that you’d um is that a a A plus or a NE that’s probably like a minus like if it were d and d and it was

    Like Charisma probably be like a minus 200 ouch darn it uh well sir whoever you are if you meet Lily in person you’re G to have to not want to mention that you sent that Super Chat keep that one to yourself big guy butd we got a couple

    More before we get to Final Jeopardy okay well let’s pound him out here which character considered the most important Starfleet officer in history was proud of the fact that he was raised on real food and his mother believed that replicated food was less nutritious oh

    Shoot oh sorry I want this one oh you’re doing it is that tank from the Matrix we’re going to give it to you he didn’t give us an answer what he didn’t give us an answer but we’ll take it there’s no answer got be tank from

    The Matrix how could it be how could it be anyone other than John Luke Bard that’s oh [ __ ] I assumed it was him that’s the his mother was probably you know whatever she was probably pretty close with him you know yeah they had a Vineyard they like oh equality money

    There’s no money they have a Vineyard so why doesn’t everyone have a Vineyard [ __ ] you fresh food why ises it only the bards I have a Vineyard [ __ ] you tank and mouse they’re eating that GRL but Mouse likes it remember he’s like I’ve always this is all I’ve ever known he

    Programmed the woman in the red dress that’s true we have another one here from war Jester did you see her yeah name the novel DJ DJ Mike was playing was it hit so hard with DJ Mike that’s not you you had a dress on a second ago let

    [ __ ] go ahead name the novel the film Blade Runner Final Cut is based off I got it yep is do Android’s dream of electric sleep correct ladies wake up over here we don’t know Philip K dick are you crazy Nick has take a dump he’ll be right back now they’re at a disadvantage

    Here we may be kind of on don’t sleep on PKD I’m telling you don’t sleep the the three Stig of Palmer eldrich don’t sleep on that don’t sleep on um uh flow my tears the policeman said don’t sleep on that don’t sleep like an sheep you’re crazy sleeping on that I’m telling

    You what was the first one uh don’t be an electric sheet the trilogy um you know uh I don’t even remember not Divine Invasion that was the third one not a big Philip K dick reader myself D Dallas yeah you got no there’s there’s some things you have to do you science

    Fiction is Big haven’t really tapped in yeah there’s a lot to be read and a lot to be enjoyed I’m telling you I’ve read in the Bible a lot it’s very interesting I learn something new every single time I open it what what where are you what

    Have you learned or what is on the top of your mind uh I was looking into the 12 tribes of Israel and I was looking into one particular one Judah Judah of course I know who what you’re saying weird behavior in that guy I mean granted you know whatever he’s in the

    Bible I’m not uh so he had how many sons goodness Three Sons um they all had three wives two of them died um so this one wife she she uh her husband died she was supposed to marry this other this she married this other son right cuz you’re supposed to take your uh

    Brother’s wife he dies and the third son was supposed to take her uh but he didn’t want her or something so uh she wanted to be with Judah Judah went to a prostitute who he thought was a prostitute yeah he had a wife by the way

    He’s over PR prostitute was a sort of a mystical engagement back in biblical times prostitutes he starts doing you know the deed with her turns out it was his son’s wife Jesus I forgot so he goes all right I guess I’ll marry you so he has to take her so he’s seeing

    Prostitutes and then what else was he doing oh yeah he uh sold his brother into slavery because he was jealous of his clothes many such cases remember Joseph in the Technicolor Cod that was Judah yeah judah’s brother Joseph had this nice Technicolor code because his dad liked him Israel liked him so much

    Good and then uh he’s like you got better clothes than me so he sells them into slavery the [ __ ] [ __ ] I got to brush up what an [ __ ] anyway you know some people say that uh Judah they sort of settled in Utah that

    Utah is like a like a I can’t I I’m not an enologist I I don’t know how to put it but Utah is UDA it’s um that’s the only thing I know about it the original Judea I think they settle in Utah people talk about the Middle

    East and this and that [ __ ] happened in North America what do you think of that but it’s crazy because every single time I open the Bible there’s something really really interesting and I I need to do it more because it’s just like every time like why I I didn’t know this

    Was in here [ __ ] crazy yeah yeah and you’re doing the Old Testament I mean there’s a lot there’s a lot to do I know I couldn’t really tell you what to do I just kind of do them in order but I’m not an expert but you it should be a a

    Lifelong uh sort of enjoyment yeah I just sort of skip around Moses had a hard life I was reading Moses the other day was poor guy he was a bit of a sorcerer he had a hard life though he was a sorcerer but I think that’s where the medical symbol comes from you

    Remember cuz I know exactly what you’re talking about the the snakes on the staff snakes staff and you the thing where he puts his hand in the coat and it comes out it has leprosy he puts it back in it’s healed he did a Napoleon he did he did he did is that

    Where that’s from Sam what that stop it Sam what’s that Hidden Hand is that seriously where that’s from no I have no idea oh my God cuz he puts his hand in his cloak and it has anyway I think he say pull out his crank no no I’m just I’m just con

    Jacket it’s that big we have a couple more here before we finish up okay ladies perk up come on Tiff Old Winter King asks the Brisco stool scale is a medical aid used to classify feces samples the chart has how many groups jeez how many the FEC chart many groups anyone

    Know groups of food groups yeah I you want me to guess four four seven a not bad I was going to get seven it’s not bad I was going to get seven give it a Tiffy I trust her you know I really bet the number we were

    Going to give give that to Tiffany I I trust her she said she was going to say seven she seems TR give times five if you want yeah give her give her times five on that seven all right we got one again in the 90s A man was charged for

    The Franklin Savings and Loan Scandal which led to the discovery of a secret club that talked a lot about the Antichrist what was his name secret CL uh it was like Don King or something it was King it was King King Reverend King Larry King Larry King Reverend Larry

    King I remember Reverend Larry King I remember Reverend Larry no it’s different Larry yeah yeah another I remember Larry K King he was singing doing all the gospel songs and it was a rough trade I remember all that stuff I know all about that and our final

    Question of the night what item do you need to use in Monkey Island 2 to open the valve and cross the waterfall come on Child’s Play if this was Monkey Island one I might know but I don’t remember enough of two oh take a take a

    Good I don’t think I could Cynthia said wants to key she says it was a petrified monkey or the monkey wrench it’s been so long I would have said monkey po 2 is so good throw it at something just the way it looked man watercolors on are we all caught up

    There we’re all caught up what is this well we’re coming to a close here it’s been a very very fun Jeopardy what are the scores right now let’s so you know what you can wager let’s get on the same page well not yet this is we’re not done

    Yet we got one more question well we just want to hear those scores right now we just want to hear okay it’s a modest sum it’s only double dubsky I mean if they bet it all and they get it you know they do it n okay bet it

    All got that in mind and with that in mind bet you’re going to have to bet it all on this Final Jeopardy and the winner gets you three get the $100 that we paid you to be here today that’s pretty good and you three what do I get you get the

    Andre we got a nice Buzz we’ve been working on for a few hours and a trip over to Sam house after this we’re going to party with the uh the wife and kids there yo let’s go everyone let’s go bring the twins out come on bring Aina

    Out let’s do it okay here we go Final Jeopardy question put my cigarette out here why is it a pal Mall can I have it yeah oh no you’ve been sucking on a tongue in it yeah I’ve been eating it up eating it out Final Jeopardy can we turn that

    Music up a little oh hey wait [ __ ] we don’t have the uh no never mind I had we got music it’s like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire you know the song The Final Jeopardy question is if we do get it right can I answer it so

    I get one right of course this dictates a woman’s every decision write your answers down and let’s see what you come up with you have 15 seconds deliberate if you need to this dictates a woman every decision we don’t have to write it down we know it by heart

    Women fickle creatures but something attractive about them that’s for sure what dictates their every decision though that makes the most sense Tiffy look like you have an answer well we just need one girlfriend nen I think progesterone is what you want fellas now you’re at a disadvantage here

    Cuz they know they know what they know and they know what they get better get better they know what they have they know what they get women women women better hot sexy little things that’s for sure but what dictates every decision I know we all know we’re going to find out

    Shortly men know ladies why don’t we go with you first let’s see what you wagered it’s the moon you wagered all of it 7,100 and that is feelings slash emotions you are correct both that is 14,200 down we now if the fellas get this wrong you’re going to walk away with the

    W gentlemen what did we write down it was it his feelings we were supposed to write something down though not so therefore check the stream I I said it into this quietly there’s no right there was nothing written down ladies I’m no wiiz kid at math but I’m

    Afraid 14,900 time 2 is more than 7,100 time 2 so you’re going to take the L I think we’re going to sit this one out gentlemen what [Applause] happened

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    1. This is the best After Dark yet, even better than Lynching for Love. Asking Charls, I mean Sam all the conspiracy theory questions from the quiz masters was genius.

      Edit: Charls, not Chris. Too much champagne last night.

    2. Been ruminating on this one: I don't believe in "chakras" but it's undeniable that s*d*my is a spiritually, as well as physically and psychologically, destructive act to inflict upon someone else, especially another man. So it makes perfect sense that these super cool clubs would perform it in their initiation rituals.

    3. can somebody link me to episode 2 please i cant find it

      i think i found it nevermind, its not called sam and nick after dark episode 2 its called lynching for love, in case anybody else is also looking for it

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