[Applause] Just so you know I just moved to the UK but transport face killing me so I decided to take my bike to work and see how it goes but guess what it was a very funny Journey so my ETA I’ll say uh probably 8:00 I know it says 45 minutes um for the journey but you know because I’ll will be uh stopping once in a while you know to get some things done um that is why I give myself around 1 and a half hours yeah so that’s
My usual place you can see the Bridge you place the needle down press play and turn around sache across the floor to where I sit sending is always the easiest part but when it comes to ascend or climb Up slow motion ballet bare feet on the paret you pull me from the sofa to my feet red wine and cigarette lipstick kisses up on my neck you pull me close so I can feel your my first concern is would I be as effective as I used to be at work if I
Had to take me bik to work so I was not going F as not to exhaust myself I love this place in particular I usually just come here just to see the and B of humans you know beautiful and peaceful I think I’m out with because at the moment I’m at um
The open boot which is um the Echo Power Stadium can you see that’s where I usually come to buy I think I made a video about it open boat where they sell cheap stuff so um that’s where I am at the moment as I was going J myself I met
This man I was looking for his way to his hotel destination well it’s a good Samaritan that I am I had to help I showed him how to navigate on his map and he got it okay yeah let me let me do that thank you so much from Kenya oh I’m from
Nigeria oh thank you yeah thank you brother all right take care yeah yes we are we are all right byebye and after the goodbyes with the amazing individual I continued with my Journey again all of my friends DFT away Drift Away now we’re Al all on our Drift Away drift away I almost again all of my friends Drift Away Drift Away now we’re on all on our around dri away just away I know my parents will be scared to
Their bones when they see me ride on the highway but Daddy mommmy it is safe okay okay that’s not totally true but I was there already what do you expect I couldn’t have turned back now so it is what it Is fireworks in the sky tonight room alive with multicolored lights a car alarm rings out across the square the chandelier swings from a ceiling Rose We Stand reflected in such window be alone for um at the streets I’m at the I’m at my walk street I’m at
The street of my workplace what I’m at the walk street bro what are you talking about man I’m at the streets of my work place you understand what I’m trying to say I have English is this is um 7:30 so apparently I use more than an
Half uh I estimated like 1 and 1/ half hour but I didn’t use up to 1 and 1/2 hours so meaning I did pretty well at a point I got lost and I was just mer ging about you know for for almost I think 5 minutes so I
Wanted to take a short course so I passed through um a mall so on getting there I got lost I didn’t know um the way out you can see my Works Space so that’s my work space place my workplace all right so uh a friend Going moving slowly I the street no more double gohe a detox Came From The Trenches show there no love ding in a city we want was a hug we on a BL like every night to catch a buzz I had to double check the lock because I don’t want to story that touch work was actually interesting that day because I really had more energy to work you know I was pumped riding bicycle so it went well so I just leave work now and because today is um weekend
Saturday um a lot of people would have to people that don’t have car would have to wait for would have to wait till um 8:50 before they can get a bus so I have my bicycle so it’s easier for me to move um that way so that’s that’s an advantage for me 850
This is like 7:30 we close by 7:30 now imagine one has to go to um an hour and I think about um 20 minutes so that’s a long time so before that time no matter how slow I am with my bicycle I have gotten home so that’s the
Advantage I want to try and follow the map the um map says um 42 minutes so let’s see all right so I’ll try and follow the the map all right so you can see all these people would have to wait unless maybe they are waiting for
Um Uber or CU you’re waiting for B you have to wait for 1 hour 20 minutes some people are actually getting um taxi already you can see or maybe Uber or they are joining their colleagues that has um car so so these people wait for 1 hour 20 minutes you can see
Them they wait for 1 hour 20 minutes wherever the map says I should follow is where I’m [Applause] [Applause] Following this is where says I should take you see this is offro so uh it feels it’s more saf that way it says um that’s the best um route for me I’m following the map say here okay Road woo sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet the the sun is still Rising yeah I
Would say where again am I going like this I’m pretty sure it’s um knows what it’s doing okay okay okay I have to stand up yeah yeah see see the road if this was um in Nigeria I’ll be scared Don’t Let Me Lie but I’m very sure nothing will happen here
See what the road what the road what the road let’s go what the road what the road what the road oh that’s the water and the River mornings are like nature in Spring Hing with sounds of Life the promise of a fresh new day so at the side of the road is the highway why should I take this side another side it says this side another side all right so uh I think the sun has reisen hey boy the sun has risen what
I’m trying to say is now the weather is clear the sun has not risen but the weather is clear enough so you can see um everywhere forgive me my boy is bad but you get the G you get the concepts that’s all we need as long as you understand what I’m trying
To say so it’s fine ah why why should I pick this side oh I should have taken that road that smooth road and it says I should take here when you know that I will still later cross so I’m just take see see imagine see Street Road yeah and he asked me to
Take this rubbish Road he every object that goes up must come down but you get what I’m saying so if I’m climbing this hill now uh I will descend back as I’m ascending I will descend see this funny map see I’m going then I will later Turn Without ah let’s go right all right he said it’s a dead ENT here and the map is saying that should go there is I’m so scared of dog change just dropped now and I don’t even have anything to fix it or too why will you drop for what yeah I think I’m good
Now my hand is dir so um an old man just passed me by now he says um this place this is a dead end so I guess I’ll just try this other place but the map is saying I should go here but map sometimes can be crazy you know I’m not
Sorry to say sometimes they lost you so I’ll try this other place so let’s try that Place So apparently no sound sense well now I’m Good So this is where the map directed me towards initially where the man told me that it was a dead end so so the map maybe thought that was a road here um I think that used to be a road but now see this is the tunnel the big tunnel it says as
She pass looking at this number one there seems to be no Road here uh number two there are live wires everywhere does the map expect me to just pass through here you know hey there’s a dog coming oh I’m scared oh I’m scared though this way hello there hello you well yeah
Bye-bye I don’t want a situation where you know that’s an incident so whenever I see dogs I just you know go change my path or change my road so that’s what I do most times supposed to pass through here that’s what the map says nice tunel nice
Tel May the bridge not collapse on us all righty all right Me hello I was coming from that place I could have just you know taken this side so it had to direct me back hey the the wind I’m sure you see please drive carefully side office okay that’s a notice that she drive carefully you guys didn’t see it I’m sorry I’m
Trying to drive carefully maybe I need to visit my dictionary I’m just trying to learn you know which which is not a bad thing which kind corrup it this where am I going drivers of large orlo vehicles of animals or phone for permission to cross
Ah me I don’t hold all those it’s me and my yeah green green means clear is it locked see cross the road oh okay I need to open it backward then let me go do quick train doesn’t come while I’m still on the ra yeah so in emergency I can phone this emergency
Keep dogs on leads do not trespass on the railway penalty £1,000 s yes I closed it so he asked me if I had a dog I didn’t have a dog and it says I should Dismount as a cyclist Dismount um while crossing the rail the
Train rail and I did and um also he says um did I close the you ask me if I close the gate and yes I actually did not close the gate but they’ve haded like um an elastic rubber or a spring so when you open the gate it closes by itself so
I think yes um no Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby I followed um the instructions everything I’m supposed to do I did It Thank you dogsy I’m scared of dogsy the wildlife wild wildli yeah so it’s a fence so flower as a fence imagine person they ride bicycle since you no drink you know eat and the last time I ate something was um around 3 3:00 3:30 yesterday all right let’s go we still
Have a long way to go so I’ll keep my uh stuff here take a little bit of water this still about hey morning yeah see as the dog is looking at me I’m so scared of dog a lie this is not even a joke dog is scary where is this where is
This oh More this like a Farmland I think I love this B Too M M Thank you