Sean Strickland is a professional mixed martial artist and the current UFC middleweight champion. He is from Corona, California and has been competing professionally since 2008. He joins Theo in Las Vegas the day after getting escorted out of UFC 296 for fighting with Dricus Du Plesis in the stands. The two will fight for the 185 pound UFC belt at UFC 297 on January 20th in Toronto.
Theo and Sean discuss breakdowns in the current structure of society, who Sean would date if he was forced to date a male UFC Fighter, Sean’s ongoing beef with Dricus Du Plesis, and the turbulent environment Sean grew up in.
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Today’s episode it was taped live at the Durango Casino and Resort over in Las Vegas Nevada and we are grateful to them for letting us spend time at their beautiful uh place for gambling and fun and joy if you like it you will like it that’s Durango Casino and Resort thank
You for letting us tape your episode our episode over there today’s guest is the current middleweight champion of the UFC uh he grew up in uh one of the rougher areas is of Southern California um he is a complex individual that’s for damn sure he’s a damn he’s a dang 30-sided Rubik’s cube
Of a human uh but he’s an undeniable talent in the world of fighting um there’s something just there’s something extremely lovable about the guy uh and he’s and he’s not afraid to speak his mind now how how good is his mind with that’s that’s TBD uh but but I’m very
Thankful for his time and um and it was a joy to sit down with him today’s guest is Mr sea stri shine that light on Me I’ll sit and tell you my stor shine on me and I will find a song I been singing all right I’m ready guys we ready yeah we’re ready get the dick get the dick wet yeah huh well I don’t I mean got to pay for it you know there’s a lot of
Other terms we could use yeah I guess that’s one way to do it um yeah a lot of so for people that don’t know you’re the middleweight champion of the world right yeah [ __ ] weird right man yeah the UFC’s really lowered their standards youed should be class and they let my
Ass in here you know [ __ ] hey how’s your latte good it’s okay man I just needed something I don’t do drugs or alcohol so not anymore yeah yeah that’s good dude good call yeah and it’s so then it’s slim pickings on what do you use to get you going you know yeah or
Something like that smelling we all got we all got an addiction you know we all got an addiction mine’s you know caffeine are you is it really oh I [ __ ] crush it dude I [ __ ] crush it oh wow how much can you have in one day
You think oh D I have like 10 cups Cofe in to day especially when I’m dieting I just drink that [ __ ] instead of food really yeah and do you still have the ability to eat or to use your hands well after that ideally I’d try not to eat
Yeah but yeah no man this is you’re doing big [ __ ] things dude you went from a white trash [ __ ] redneck to interviewing Tucker [ __ ] Carl and do them big things dude big [ __ ] things dude I can’t believe they would let either one of us really have a job H man
Dude he you know what’s weird about you dude and let me say one thing and this is like honest to God truth like sometimes did you say some genius [ __ ] like you say some [ __ ] where like I’m like [ __ ] I scratched my head and sometimes you say some [ __ ] where I’m
Like this man’s [ __ ] so I hav been quite figured out dude if you’re a genius a little bit of Bull made a little bit of Rainman in you you know thanks man yeah yeah I don’t know yeah I know yeah look I think it’s like um I think sometimes it’s hard for
Me to match up my thoughts and my words at the same time you know so I think sometimes it’s like there’s like a uh if I really think about it um I think there’s sometimes it’s like my I can’t tell if my brain starts going before my
Mouth does or one or the other you know but I feel like some of the equivalency or whatever isn’t uh like the gear shafts off or whatever you know or the like my I don’t know yeah because you guys before I started this he was saying some clever [ __ ] dude talking about all
The [ __ ] paid for like but it was going really [ __ ] good well I wouldn’t say I PID yeah I would say yeah have you ever paid for [ __ ] I don’t know you don’t know how do you not it’s a very simple question dude have you ever took
Out your wallet and said here’s 20 bucks blow me oh no nothing like that brother dude I’ll tell you this one time I went to Vietnam right and so uh I was a student right and we went there on you were a student you went to school oh yeah no [ __ ] what’ you
Study urban planning dude no [ __ ] you’re a college man huh uh yeah I’m an urban planner did you graduate yeah oh here do I here I am thinking we’re Cut From the Same Cloth this man’s an educated man I wouldn’t say educated I mean yeah I have yeah I
Mean I have like Microsoft Word or whatever on my computer we go but I wouldn’t say yeah I all right dude you know I say you’re in Vietnam [ __ ] later boys well tell me about it no no well I got there and whenever we got there you can tell the taxi drivers or
Whatever to take you anywhere right and they will literally take you to a whouse yeah You’ be like anyway like take us to the hospital my friend is bleeding to death and they’ll drop you both off at you know and they’ll try to like you know and your friend can barely get an
Erection because his pulse is low or whatever you know because of his uh you know his heart rate or whatever puss [ __ ] will cure a lot of issues yeah like I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been really [ __ ] up and you get some good [ __ ] you’re like you know I
Guess it’s not broken we’ll be all right we go to hospital tomorrow yeah we’ll do this [ __ ] tomorrow it is true oh the touch of a woman I think has always done that done that for men you know I didn’t to me dude like real talk I can’t pay
For [ __ ] dude I went to the Philippines yeah I can’t either yeah like I don’t know why like if a girl don’t want to [ __ ] me I don’t want to [ __ ] mind you guys I got a girlfriend I’m doing the right things I’m doing the right things
I don’t cheat on my chick but you know back in the day back in the day if a girl don’t want to [ __ ] with me I generally don’t want to do it you know yeah yeah yeah I didn’t like I mean I would get well I if I ever paid for
Women I would um if I ever paid for no You’ definitely paid for [ __ ] bro I don’t know I I mean and this could also be but there’s nothing right there’s nothing wrong with that bro I mean you know you you’re helping the economy you’re [ __ ] you’re you’re you’re
Paying for a service yeah yeah you’re right I think that it’s definitely and they used to do it like on the Mayflower and everything but I’ll tell you this dude I would I would be high on drugs and then I would hire an escort are can you hear us okay
Yeah yeah I got you I’ll put it I’ll put it by I generally don’t I get a little like [ __ ] put big black really [ __ ] scary dude you know maybe you made it more of a b Nick or not should we put it somewhere else okay no we’re
Good dude um cuz he looks caged up over there does he I feel really no well we’re in this [ __ ] prostitute room yeah yeah I mean it’s nice way you got women on the brain today huh [ __ ] [ __ ] all I got is testosterone bro what do you think that’s all yeah all I
Want to do is [ __ ] kill a man and you know [ __ ] a woman but I got a girlfriend I’ll cheat on her so you know yeah yeah sure dude you said that so many times me me and her me and her are wondering but here’s the thing here’s the thing the
Moment I stop saying it I’m going to put my dick in anything in the moves I just got to like make that positive affirmation I’m not going to do I’m not going to do it I’m not going to do it I’m not going to move then um dude
Well but but here’s what would happen I would do drugs I would hire an escort right yeah that’s fair they would come over I’d be so high and scared paranoid that there was like a guy with a gun or a pimp and a lot of times the S it
Wouldn’t be the same person in the pictures I would um go downstairs I would give the money to them and have them leave and I would be too scared to um and also I’d be so high on drugs I couldn’t like even get my wiener going
And something and so yeah you’d be so scared cuz the CRA e thing is inviting somebody over your house to have sex and you can’t have sex then you’re just you know just like you just got to talk to them well then you’re just Milling
Around for a while you know for an hour or something what do you what do you when you talk to a hooker what do you say like hey how’s your day like just ask them where they’re from or whatever where you from how’d you get here yeah
Yeah what yeah what else what else do you any good stories from them like what do do you have any hobbies I guess I don’t know if that’s a crazy but yeah dude I would get you suck today that’s FID I mean we never wonder that I’ve always I’ve always wondered like okay
You get a hooker and say you’re like the last client of the night okay like yeah there’s a lot of there’s a lot of [ __ ] seen to get through you know what I’m saying like like you ever but like you ever wonder that like what what
Number of my what what tag did I get yeah I think you wonder where yeah how you yeah I guess what you’re going to yeah I guess you where you can be for the lady or whatever yeah I think yeah you don’t want to like if a lady comes
And she’s got she’s seem like she’s been sweating and stuff it’s like at that point I think you just kind of Coach them up you know you’re almost more of a you take examine do you look for like any razor burn before like dude I’m telling you I would
Be so high I would literally go downstairs crack the door because I’d be so scared that they would have a um like a pimp Orab yeah like an officient or whatever you know or or a commander or whatever they I don’t know what a lot of
Hookers have but it’s like and then I would put the money outside of the door give it to them and then kind of go like that or whatever and uh and that doesn’t mean they’re Asian or whatever but I would just like do like that and and
Then um then this would be the craziest part though I would still be texting them like did you get home okay that would be the craziest [ __ ] and they’re like leave me the [ __ ] alone you know well you’re a lover bro you’re a nice
Guy I don’t know if I mean I think uh I the whole thing just scared me man but I always if I would yeah like women have always had like that’s you know it’s had a big effect on me I mean how do you get
Laid now you must be hard right like to get laid now like you just can’t go [ __ ] the average woman like how do you how do you get your dick wet now well I mean it’s hard right like you’re you’re a [ __ ] famous guy dude yeah yeah I
Don’t I mean I guess I I mean let me say it’s easy but it’s easy but then it’s also like you know I think you get scared that girls are trying to like like like I think you not use you for like I think I get scared that I don’t
Want to communicate with girls like or something ask them show your [ __ ] and the theovon ask me to show my [ __ ] I wouldn’t use that I would use like some charades or something or you know like maybe do like a um send like two gifts
You know one is like a curtain open like that and then a picture of a cat is the second one okay just to lead them on a little bit Yeah Yeah but I wouldn’t say like let me you know you have to do a lot of you ever s you ever sent pictures
Of your dick never not a snapchatter I’ve sent a picture of my buddy Jason’s dick that my buddy Jason used to for like this is a few years back but I’m sure he would still let us use it or I don’t know if like you can use it more
Than once but for 10 bucks he’d let you send his [ __ ] to a gal was it a good looking dick was it big it was [ __ ] it was what it was it was like one of those kind of unique mushrooms I feel like you ever had that chicken where
They put those weird looking mushrooms kind of with it oh yeah no I got you like that rich Place chicken or something rich Place chicken that gravy and that weird mushroom do you know man I have like I have a weird opinion of looking at Dicks like here’s the thing
Dude yeah what let’s just say we’re in a UR what is the thing because we haven’t started yeah let’s just say you’re the UR you’re in a urinal right now right and you’re standing next to me and you pull your dick out I’m GNA look I’m
Going to look at your dick uhuh I’m not gay but it’s like you know me and you’re pissing next to each other I might look at your dick just to see what the’s working with I’m curious yeah but you know what annoys me like you’ll be in a
Locker room change with the boys right and like you’re naked and you’ll get some people like they don’t want to look at the dick they don’t want to look at your or they look away they’re like they’re offended by your dick and I’m like dude I’m like I take it as a
Personal insult if you don’t want to look at my dick and I’ll tell you why I’ll tell you I’ll tell you why dude I’ll tell you why you will sit there in the [ __ ] we hours of the night middle of night just beating your little [ __ ] dick off all night long to big
Dicks all different colors the dicks all the dicks right on the inter on thewe and like so you’re sitting there beating your dick off and then you come time to look at my dick and you’re like you’re offended by my dick like [ __ ] you dude
You’re a [ __ ] at the end of the day like I mean if it yeah I don’t yeah I don’t I mean I like that’s closet homosexuality like if you can’t look at my dick without like feeling shame maybe you’re gay and ain’t nothing wrong being gay dude ain’t nothing wrong with it I
Don’t yeah I would look I don’t I mean look and we might who one of us could be gay who knows anything gay anything gay you ever well hold on I want to I want to think about this I think if you look at a guy’s wiener and I’m just going to
Um say you look at a guy’s uh Wier and then if you open your like if like your first reaction I think is if your mouth opens I’m just trying to think of what are some signals that a dude might have some homosexuality in him and then I
Don’t think yeah I think you’re kind of right man I think a guy should be able to say look at that’s my dick that’s my dick dude and I’ll I’ll compliment a dick dude I’ll compliment a dick nice dick Randy yeah no there’s a yeah there
Wow buddy H there’s this guy named Carl big UFC guy big black guy big African big African man right oh yeah so he’s wearing sing a single you know single oh yeah no cup dude no cup and he has this big old [ __ ] big old black dick and I
I say black dick as opposed to a normal colored dick because I feel like a black dick like it’s a little bit more like you know long and this man’s wearing a Singler and his dick is like I mean it was like here and then he’s like hey
Sean let me show you something and he like gets against the wall and he spreads his legs he’s like come put your head right here in a single leg I’m like Carl like like dude I I I think you got a good looking dick I think it’s big I
Think it’s girthy you know I think you could pregnant a lot of women with that dick yeah but I’m not going to put my hair on your dick and he and what did y’all do and I said no I’m not going to do it and then I’m like and I said but
Hey he’ll do it another guy came put his head on his dick [ __ ] it’s I’ll use a thing to roll out my legs you ever use those leg rollers oh that’s what it felt like that’s what it felt like I feel like that would be like to I mean here
Saying there’s a lot of large Blackman MMA so it’s like you know you’re in the locker room and you’re just like oh we had have a guy this dude I’ve told this story but he at our school and he would come and pee right over your back when
We were kids right into the pisser dude this dude Mr Larry he was at our elementary school for so long at a certain point they just make you a janitor right and uh yeah he’d come right in and just piss right over your back um but yeah I guess you know what
There should be a different uh attit yeah cuz it is such a thing where you’re just like talking to people in the locker room but you’re like talking at weird angles and and also don’t want to look a dude in the now it’s weird to
Look a guy in the eye that’s naked I think and also cuz there’s both an energy that you both know you can’t look at the guys I don’t have that energy I don’t have that energy if you got a big dick you know I I I don’t got a big dick
You know I mean my dick I would say it’s it’s average little bit it’s a little bit thick I got a thicker penis I’m not going to say it’s like that’s fine extra long but it’s like it’s thick you know yeah least that’s what they say to make
Me feel better I don’t know I but I def I definitely got the big ones hurt speech yeah yeah no not but not for me yeah you got the good siiz dick the big one’s HT have you got that speech uh I don’t know if I’ve gotten that I’m have
To look to I mean but you’re wearing these little spandex I can see the little the dick outline you know you oh I was bro I I I definitely I’m I I I was doing masturbation yesterday so my penis is how old when you first started
Drinking off H let me think for a second not that old well well not that old bro give mean like a time frame oh my bad uh probably maybe 13 I remember I found some uh that’s an old age start ding off dude is it yeah really I mean I
I was like telling the Rogan about this man you know like by the way Rogan wasn’t cool what you said about me I’m a [ __ ] nice guy from last night yeah it wasn’t cool I’m I’m gonna bring up with the Rogan okay but like we had a
Communal porn box you know like you had siblings you Brothers no like my my house bro like my dad had one you know oh yeah I used to bike across town to go use my buddy’s Dad porn me I’m 43 oh dude but you had the hard living like
Kids these days man like how do you not like how do you like you just pick up your [ __ ] cell phone and type in PornHub bro like how do you not I know yeah if I were a child I could not probably oh I’d have a problem dude oh
I’d be that hammer all day I guess kids these days aren’t [ __ ] yeah well there’s a lot of rumors you hear you know and you can’t ask them hey are you [ __ ] because you’re an adult you know that’s a weird part say you just pretend that I guess you just unless you’re an
MMA Coach man a lot a lot of coaches start [ __ ] their shoot but no like no this is a this is fact dude uh kids these days D they ain’t [ __ ] anymore they’re [ __ ] weak dude they’re just weak men but do you think that that but why is there a correlation you think
Between or like a connection between weak and not [ __ ] you think well here’s the thing man yeah here’s the thing I think that this tasan level of man is like vastly decreasing but I think it’s just kind of like I think it’s what they want bro I think it’s
Like what the system wants they want you to be a weak man if you’re a weak man you don’t want to [ __ ] well they want you to be I mean if you look at China right China is they don’t like you ever been to China no when you
Go I don’t think I could go dude I talk way too much down China winning the PO [ __ ] yeah oh yeah [ __ ] yeah oh China they don’t they don’t I but the the people there they don’t even seem and I don’t mean this to be offensive they seem like
Uh like Bots like they don’t even like they all like it just seems like a they’re just working and they’re it doesn’t seem like there’s any real life let me say I always say if I had life in prison and I was going to [ __ ] a dude
I’d rather be a China man really they’re soft bro they’re soft people are they delicate they haired you know you they’re delicate they’re hairless yeah you know they make good lady boys yeah I mean like that’s a situation where I’d be like all right well I want to be
Sarah shell with a lady boy China man but you know but I mean it just dude the world’s getting [ __ ] soft dude okay all right well let’s let me think about it so the world’s getting soft okay we’ll talk about last night okay right you get this [ __ ]
Krius and like we live in this world now where people just could say whatever the [ __ ] they want and I don’t think that helps people get like hard right so it’s like I could go online right now I go on the interwebs and I could start telling
You go [ __ ] yourself [ __ ] your mother [ __ ] your girlfriend [ __ ] you and any kind of recourse that you do you’ll go you’ll get in trouble for like right now I mean you don’t got a girlfriend or anything right like just you got a girlfriend I don’t have a
Girlfriend but I met your girlfriend at the slap fight yeah sweet girl right but they just say right now you had a girlfriend or someone you loved I can get up right now be like hey you know you know blah blah blah she’s a [ __ ] this and that and you technically can’t
Do anything to me and if you do something to me you will go to prison right like how do you that’s interesting but like dude we we didn’t we weren’t always like that oh that used to be the case oh [ __ ] if you said something you
Had if Twitter was in real life you’d [ __ ] die and but you were celebrated I mean you know take Andrew Jackson for instance one of the greatest presents we ever had you know he had some weird [ __ ] with the Indians but we don’t different time you guys different [ __ ] time but
You know this man killed a man because he implied his wife was a [ __ ] just the pure implication of your wife is a [ __ ] he killed this man one of the one of the greatest men of our [ __ ] time and now it’s like you know the government is
Like slowly just took the nuts away from men you know like even like so yeah I agree with you man I think it’s like L when’s the last time that you got like push to a point to where you’re like I’d like to [ __ ] this man up do you remember
That off top of your head yeah tell us one the last time probably one month ago maybe what happened Uh oh I had yeah somebody that just that I was working with that just [ __ ] something up so bad you know and I was like you know what I would like to abuse this guy like to abuse him a little bit yeah yeah yeah so you know a little different but I’m
Saying like so you take drus you know we get in this like we get in this [ __ ] heated fight you know e heated press conference he starts talking about like child abuse and like yeah you know your dad [ __ ] you like again you guys dad didn’t [ __ ] me that didn’t
Never [ __ ] happen you guys you know I mean we all have some bad memories but we just all can we chalk him up as bad dreams and we just move on from there you know yeah or yeah but yeah if he didn’t but you know but it regardless of
The fact it’s like so then I get put in the spot where like you have this man next to me so it’s like he he’s able to speak to me in a way that in all of human all of human history not even just America you would
Never speak to a [ __ ] man that way you would never [ __ ] do it but what we have done dude we have made people so pathetic that we just sit there and say yeah say whatever you want say whatever you want I’m just going to [ __ ] take
It I’m just going to take it like [ __ ] it dude like America is one of the softest [ __ ] in the world well a lot of it I think you so then I think you’re probably talking about like civil like everything has become a lawsuit you’re going to get [ __ ] sued you’re
Going to go to jail you know yeah like when I was a kid I know that if you said something that was [ __ ] up somebody would [ __ ] you up you know like here’s how you knew you couldn’t say the n-word because you would say it and then you
Get [ __ ] up yeah you get [ __ ] up there wasn’t like some big system online that would judge you whatever you knew now if you had a mixed buddy he might let you slip it in after midnight or something but if you were just a you know you know every now and then there
Might be a phrase that you say like oh [ __ ] my bad yeah like hey let me you knowy look give me a I need to pass on that one yeah hey man it’s leap here let me get one in you know but like so I’m I’m at this press conference with [ __ ]
Right and he’s like talking about like child mestation child abuse I saw it yeah like and here I am dude like now if now I’m in this weird position where I can’t defend myself because say like say I’m like hey [ __ ] you man like my dad
Never [ __ ] me but I’m going to come put my if I if I would have followed up with it now what am I doing I I’m pretty much saying that like what you said by joking about like being abused or molested like you I’m somehow a weaker
Man for that the fact that that again didn’t happen to me but if it did happen to me I’m a weaker man so by me being a defensive and like clapping back and going back now it’s like there’s some things that were off limits you know you don’t really talk
About a man’s wife yeah you don’t really you know you don’t talk about a man’s wife you don’t talk about a man’s kids and you don’t talk about like [ __ ] a kid being abused these things were all off limits and dude like once he crossed
That it was like and so was that the energy that was there whenever you guys were in this I tried to ignore it I tried to [ __ ] ignore it D were you sitting there thinking throughout the evening a little bit like oh yeah I was I was
Boiling dude I was just I just told myself like hey just I [ __ ] hate that boy I hatey yeah I just I’m just saying there like you see I’m just seeing that I’m just ignore it just [ __ ] ignore it and he just St talking [ __ ] I’m like
All right [ __ ] this guy but when you say ignore was there already that voice some of that REM oh yeah you have voice in your head like kill this man and this is what like this is what people don’t understand like that’s a crazy voice I’m
Not just saying oh D I’ve like dude I have like I don’t know if it’s like I have that voice dude yeah like oh it’s bad I mean I’ll go like 120 and a [ __ ] 30 mile per hour like I I have that voice is such an extreme yeah but
You know it’s like it annoys but if it didn’t even happen why did it hurt you so much though I think it was just the ability that he can say that people can say the fact that you can say that with impunity and then it’s kind of a weird
Situation man cuz like I got a I got a big deep fan base and like we all we all got [ __ ] up as you know we’ve all gone most of us have gone through [ __ ] right I mean I could tell you how many guys do
I know that’ve been molested as I mean I know a lot oh yeah I know a lot of [ __ ] a lot of men who’ve been molested I know more women who talk about it but I know a lot of guys and like you know my you know 2 am hits are
Just bullshitting with like hey man Sean like what I was this age just happen like [ __ ] dude I know now my bad dude so to have this [ __ ] [ __ ] like make a joke about that yeah but you know but this is the issue dude man like back in the day
Like there were some repercussions there there still would be there would still be if draus like again like and maybe just generally touched the nerve that it’s like it’s like just about like kids being abused that kind of [ __ ] I feel you dude there’s some things that people
Could say but there’s so many like dude how I mean you’re 40 how many more years you got left on this L Earth probably probably 30 36 I mean 30 if you’re lucky dude I mean you know what I’m saying dude I’m [ __ ] doing I’m [ __ ] doing
Pretty good I got a low blood pressure or whatever but other than that I’m [ __ ] doing good I mean you never know D okay let just say let just say even 20 20 25 25 all right give me 25 all right give me at least 22 dude I mean so
In the day like say I’m going die at 60 D all everybody in my family dies young right so I got like 30 years I got like 30 years and you’re motorcycle too don’t you oh yeah I go hard too oh yeah dude I go hard bro you guys are the organ
Donors usually yeah for sure dude oh yeah I woke up I mean look you shall [ __ ] up my knees through my jeans yeah but uh yeah so anyways it’s like I mean I got 30 years left what does that mean what does that mean to me I got to wake
Up every day and and go fight and cut Wade and eat a [ __ ] cheeseburger like in the grand scheme of things you like life is not that important right well so what I agree I think when you die like you’re just like all you care about all the only things
You feel about like even like even from like using DMT and stuff you have that moment of what it feels like when you die and you don’t remember any of life all you remember is the religious man do you think you’re going to go somewhere
And you die I believe that you go back into the Universe I think the Lord could be over there I think um G you know I think I’m sure Jesus and some of the other deities are Milling around you know I’m sure they’re in the locker room
Kind of like oh we got to get back out there Sunday’s coming up JC it’s get out yeah see I don’t I don’t I think dude I think whenever that [ __ ] whenever that brain goes off you just darkness bro just darkness no man you evaporate into something really [ __ ] beautiful
But I think the only feeling is just sheer Joy but I’m okay with that like I’m okay so I think in what you do in in life matters but yeah I mean you could spend it how you want right now life is good I got money I got a belt dude
Everything is good but like you could pay me to go [ __ ] relive my life like you said hey Sean you want to go hit the restart butt and like [ __ ] you really [ __ ] no but what if you got to a place one day where you were able to like like
Be because at a certain point I think like people from a tough environment become Inspirations for people from a tough environment you know oh yeah no I mean I I get guys like will call me crying yeah I mean I’ve heard some of the [ __ ] you’ve got man you get some
Crazy [ __ ] too dude yeah yeah we get some guys that have been through a lot of stuff dude and the guys that are perverts everything we parents together uh my dad was real old my dad was like 70 and rough it was just weird man I was
Just so I was embarrassed you know but uh but yeah we were just when you so mean your dad died like when he died my mom was just worked and my mom didn’t like mom remarried yeah she married a guy he used to own a car wash that was
Pretty cool he always had that he always had a bunch of change on him no [ __ ] yeah and we go [ __ ] get all the change that’s nice when your mom when your Mom married I D I always knew Mom I’m sorry for this but you know it’s
Funny I always knew the kind of guy my mom was hooking up with with the kind of music she’d be listening to so you’d get some like You’ get some like I’m not even joking bro yeah You’ get some like R&B or some [ __ ] you know next thing you
Know bro there’s a black guy hanging around hey you get some you get some like salsa music and you got wand down the street like how the [ __ ] yeah dude yeah so [ __ ] ay man did your mom date a lot then I mean she was
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He passed away he was in the war or whatever and then he passed away [ __ ] War yeah he was uh but what war I’m not sure but he wore like a lot of gloves at the end of his life and he liked having gloves on I remember the war bro you’re
40 years old dude you got like I don’t think Vietnam happened what we talking about dude the war he was in the Great War and the second war 1942 1912 yeah pull up a war Nick he was in the war Desert Storm bro like what’s war no he wasn’t
In desert stor dude no he was in like the War I don’t know maybe the war on drugs or something the war pull up uh recent Wars or whatever the War on Drugs that was the that was Bush’s wife right the war yeah what war we talking about here
Dude dude you needed pick pick a war Persian golf probably that K du baby Korean War maybe okay what 1950 maybe I don’t know he would definitely I know if we you know what I know he would uh he would take my mom to this what I’m talking about it guys he
Would take my own Chinese food but when the waiter walked off he would [ __ ] say some [ __ ] but I’m talking about with the bro I don’t guys I don’t [ __ ] know if he’s a genius or [ __ ] he just goes either way dude how about this there’s way many options in between BR
You just said your you just said your dad number two was in the [ __ ] War yeah he was dude he had a sword at the [ __ ] house dude he left it to my mother he left a autographed sword or whatever or what I don’t know what that
Who the [ __ ] autographed the chy man he killed dude pull up something Nick Jesus Christ look at us we don’t know what the [ __ ] we’re talking hey give this guy give this guy a bone dude when I did the Rogan podcast what what’s Rogan’s Guy what’s Rogan’s like a Jamie Jamie dude I
Was thrown off by Jamie yeah oh man I think I think ran I think ran abuses him dude really I think I think he confuses him like what he like I don’t know D I think stay up late or something like I think I was picturing like a like a like
A like a like a younger white nerdy kid you know no he’s angry he’s an angry man Jamie he’s [ __ ] angry bro who Jamie Jamie’s angry is he I don’t know he just seems like dialed in he’s like a he’s like a marksman for information but I
Think I think I think Rogan disciplines him oh you think yeah cuz you’ll see it dude every now and then Rogan will let that [ __ ] slip there he is right there look how jacked he’s getting too yeah dude is that that’s not Jamie is it that’s that’s that’s Jamie on the left
Can you zoom in on him oh man dude oh yeah yeah but like every now and then you’ll see like you’ll see Rogan discipline him like he’ll speak out of turn and you’ll see it on like you you I mean your guys have seen that and he’ll like
But he’ll just like discipline like no no Jamie not that the other one oh yeah like he like you could tell it’s like that abusive father that like you know is that the soccer game that like like slips a little bit like sh pass that [ __ ] yeah and you’re like oh [ __ ] I
Wonder what it’s like when the when the when you’re at home by himself yeah so I think Jamie I think Jamie gets [ __ ] up a little bit I wonder if he does some things or anything like that to him what if he has a little thing under the thing
Where he presses and it no he what’s the thing the the four fingers dude yo Jamie let us know dude let us know if you’re in danger but yeah I think I think he gets disciplines but you can tell like Theo don’t discipline his guys they look
Happy uh I don’t know about that we get into some [ __ ] sometimes I mean but sometimes it’s tough because you are you’re thinking and they’re thinking and you’re not the same brain and so you’re both trying to figure out like I mean they’re thinking bro we don’t know about
You we haven’t decided yet the war yet we haven’t [ __ ] decided yet dude this guy’s taking more this guy has [ __ ] well we this guy has three letters in his alphabet dude and two of them are CT and I’m the [ __ ] deranged guy dude you just attacked a guy in a [ __ ] movie
Theater last night and I’m the [ __ ] crazy guy bro well hey here’s the thing man when the time comes to it I if the time comes to it where I need to a man I hope that I [ __ ] man up and do it how would you do
It well it depends how bad I wanted yeah I mean like but what would you do man is is it going to be a beating is it going to be a choking is it just going to be sheer pressure you know it is man from like a psychological perspective I think
It’s like uh what do they say I have like antisocial personality disorder yeah you know what that is really I don’t know if I see that though you seem pretty social like you seem I didn’t know I learned it I saw when I remember seeing you at slap fights I remember
Thinking you know there’s something extremely Charming about Shawn there’s something that is very um extreme high functioning sociopath I wouldn’t say high functioning high functioning okay no offense dude call down this guy has an autograph [ __ ] War memorabilia dude bro I’m [ __ ] trying to help you
Get a free sword when my mother passes away you’re not even [ __ ] being cool about it dude but I don’t want I don’t want it from the dead China man bro but no he they would go to the Chinese buffet and [ __ ] they loved it and it
Was like pretty cheap and so but as soon as the waiter walked off my [ __ ] stepdad would say a bunch of [ __ ] about him hey you know you know it’s funny to me the chinan so I hit a China man once like driving you hit one yeah like he was SL
My fault oh well it’s all but yeah but they have done it so much I remember dude like yeah what I thought they started it for sure but I remember the moment like cuz I got out to go check on the guy I put him into a [ __ ] wall
Dude airbag airbags deployed airbags [ __ ] deployed right yeah so I go and I remember like have to go check on him well dude I mean a like d literally [ __ ] 50 mes 60 M hour [ __ ] wall like the guy was probably [ __ ] up a little bit yeah yeah so
Anyways I go and the first I think like oh my God I hit a nation oh yeah yeah yeah but then a part of me was like man it’s almost probably Bad Karma yeah oh you think well I don’t know if I hit oh I’ll tell you this I I remember this
Chinese guy he could have been also maybe Korean but he hit me one time oh dude I I love that skit you did with the the little Asian guy the short dude [ __ ] he’s your he’s your friend Riley M the China man dude the China man dude well he’s he’s Polynesian I think
He definitely got a famous sauce out of oh yeah I fought I fought a China man in the Philippines dude look at you Japanese guys nice guy dud nice guy be his ass for five rounds dude sometimes bro real talk real honestly dude a plane crashes right you got to eat an
Ethnicity out of the gate Asian soft tender my man dude I’ve been saying that yeah and people are like disagree with me in the street I think black I think dark Meek would be tough like mascular vascular you know black people are in this den and now if you’re having a big
Dinner if you’re having a Thanksgiving or something and you’re still out there with but how come you haven’t got that man like I don’t I don’t pay for sex D but like does he just not want to [ __ ] what’s the deal he has some type of um
STD no as so why you can’t [ __ ] bro we used to have I used to have a couple of mentally unwell buddies and we would go to the Rada dude and steal all the [ __ ] plants out of the lobby and stuff while the guy was out there smoking and uh you the Buddy
No you were the men you guys were awesome bro oh this is a true story so I went into did the Rogan podcast right and dude and Rogan put me up in a nice little spot oh you have four seasons it was a [ __ ] convention bro I [ __ ] you
Not I’m not even [ __ ] joking till one day convention and so literally dude it was just like I feel like it was like a a a tender bro like all these are just going there shacking up and [ __ ] each other really and I don’t hate on it bro
I mean I don’t [ __ ] hate on it but I’ll never forget I’ll never forget dude mean angry little angry little [ __ ] little person Yeah Yeah well yeah some people say a little person some people don’t care some of them care some of them don’t I know I
Have a friend some of my friends they say little people I don’t know enough I don’t have a consensus to know what’s the best thing to say there was like a little angry looking little dude you know every now they got some good look oh yeah my buddies uh my mom’s H
Ex-husband same guy that died the war guy uh and he um his best friend married a uh little person oh no [ __ ] and they had a child that was a little person I remember that’s so [ __ ] up dude and he no it is it was a good little kid I’d be
So pissed off dude look at that man you telling me that boy I’d be pissed on shorty looking nice boy imagine that dude imagine you tell your girl it’s time to go and she’s like pick her up walk away that’s a [ __ ] move bro this dude
Is a world that dude is a king bro no yeah he’s a king of little people but that’s Tyran what’s his name tyrannis Joffrey Tyran so anyway let me finish my [ __ ] story dude so this [ __ ] this little [ __ ] backs his ass up in the elevator right and there’s
A little by the number pad and she goes oh what number do you need I was oh you know number like e or some [ __ ] you know you know Rogan put me the very bottom floor I was in no pen house but it was nice so you know it was nice IID expect
A I mean how much is Rogan how much your net worth bro come on you can’t you can’t give me a sweet you can’t give me a bode or some [ __ ] dud what the [ __ ] Rogan I mean what the [ __ ] bro you know what I’m saying you can’t buy me a
Dinner dude you just [ __ ] you put me in you with the m anyways you in there yeah I think he might did to [ __ ] with me too because you know Rogan would do that like hey let’s find this a hotel there’s a little person convention so
Anyways I tell been there did you tell them they were there when you went no man you know me and Rogan dude you know it’s like we’re like friend of M so anyways like so I I tell the little the little person like you know number seven
And she looks at me she was like I wasn’t talking to you I was talking to him and I was like [ __ ] like you’re an angry little person but did you say like hey number seven bu no I’m I’m polite I’m a polite man dude anyways but yeah
So what I’m thinking dude the little people are mean yeah they’re not like the hobbits bro they’re like the other people uh I’m trying to think it was there was there some little people that were famous for being mean I’m trying to think dude my favorite my favorite show
Growing Up was that show you [ __ ] God man uh I don’t know dude that the second I’ve tried to have any decent thoughts here everything said Sean is taking me completely into the 11 Trying by the way you guys if somebody would ask me right now hey Sean would
You [ __ ] I wouldn’t be like I want I don’t know like no I’m good man it’s not really my type this man if someone put a gun in my head right now and they said Sean do you think Theo Von is ever [ __ ] I don’t know what I would say I
Think I would I would really and I’m dude I’m impressed I’m impressed dude like here’s the thing I have this buddy I’m not going to name the guy but like you could say if he’s a black guy or not though oh he’s definitely black for sure
Where this where this is going like I I admire I admire you as a Man He’s a brave guy for putting your dick in that yeah we’re talking about me that next dude oh really oh yeah he’s good looking dude get a lot of [ __ ] goodl looking
Dude I would get so scared I think if somebody was like really you mean like the escorts you called yeah I would just oh there were some women that I would just be like this is just I don’t need to be doing this they don’t need to be
Doing this you know it was not the best yeah meeting yeah no I bet you’ve done some dirty [ __ ] dude you just seem like that you got a mullet bro I bet I bet you got some stores dude dude it’s cuz I look like [ __ ] doesn’t mean I’m a bad
Guy or you’re a bad why are you a bad guy for [ __ ] horse that doesn’t make you a bad guy yeah that’s true might makes you a scumbag but not a bad guy yeah but also here’s the thing they are a lot of women are looking for sex well
A lot of women are having a sell sex these days which is crazy anyway that’s one thing that’s a little bit I’ll say one thing about women dude and this is something needs to be said yeah no no no I’m curious as to what it is think about like every mass shooting
Ever happen Okay like every match should ever happened at one point that man went to go get some [ __ ] yeah he went to go get some [ __ ] he had some woman say like nah [ __ ] I ain’t I ain’t gonna suck your dick I ain’t gonna suck your dick and what I’m
Saying you is women need to put out more because no man has ever walked into a mall or a school and say know I got so much [ __ ] [ __ ] I got so much [ __ ] [ __ ] guys I just couldn’t [ __ ] take it I couldn’t [ __ ] take it so yeah you don’t see Ric
Flair you know yeah oh my God there’s so much [ __ ] I’m gonna lose my [ __ ] so it’s like you don’t see them see him shooting up a uh a Chili’s like bar in the so what I’m saying is like at what point don’t women take responsibility
For not putting out putting out but do you think men are appropriate do they men behave appropriately enough and operate appropriately enough to deserve like that’s another thing here thing a lot of dudes show up pretty much like you know dudes will drive by it’s yelling [ __ ] from me and [ __ ] like that
It’s like that’s not even taking a woman out you know for every for every really hot woman you guys meet that won’t [ __ ] you guess what she’s [ __ ] somebody else like what I’m saying mean about that so like say you go meet a princess right you meet this chick that she you [ __ ]
Love this chick [ __ ] love this chick she’s world you want to marry her oh yeah and say she’s not putting out well I guarantee dude she’s not putting out for you but she’s putting out for somebody else a so what I’m saying dude women man rud of all problem rud of all
We shouldn’t have them [ __ ] vote dude you think oh [ __ ] yeah dude women suck dude women men vote for all kind of shitty things look at that [ __ ] why the why the women vote for that because the things getting [ __ ] for every liberal for every liberal man he’s doing
It because there’s some dirty liberal feminist woman he’s trying to [ __ ] oh that could be true that’s weird that now that’s a pretty crazy anytime no this is facts this is [ __ ] facts I don’t know if it is what is it every time no it’s facts bro it’s facts every
Time a man is with a liberal woman dude you just see the [ __ ] soul just being sucked out of his body liberal women bro [ __ ] ay got to put him back in the [ __ ] kitchen dude well I think if you want to think about God there’s so many
Things going on here um I don’t know how you survive Sean you’re wild dude it’s true though dude it’s true though what what is one well let’s talk about one thing at a time okay what’s one what’s one good thing a woman ever added to society well you could start off with a
Milair heart [ __ ] got lost okay look we prefer the term Mia yeah there we go okay but uh yeah she’s still missing um I will say that right yeah but that I mean look at this picture dude of her getting in this plane you’re like where
If this lady isn’t going just to the mall we’re [ __ ] you know like what I’m saying D let’s look at let’s look at America let’s this this is 19 win was it Nick but we gave women too much power look at cam Harrison bro we gave these
[ __ ] too much power oh dude we did it for [ __ ] dude and this is what I try to tell you guys okay this is what I this is the part I we do it for [ __ ] [ __ ] you think guys are saying hey I want to make love to this lady so I’m going
To give them the right to vote or the right to that like I guess right BR when you’re a kid when you’re a kid like you know you compromise yourself to get laid we all yeah no but I’m saying dude and this is what I’m trying to tell you guys yeah
What is it like there used to be again I’m not a [ __ ] I’m not a Muslim I don’t believe in that [ __ ] you know I believe like take off the [ __ ] burka Slims we call them yeah Slims bro take off the burka put on a bikini you know
What’s that what’s that little porn star Nam katif oh uh the the Willie Katana huh I don’t [ __ ] know her dude I I don’t know I don’t watch it dude I have a feeling now though you know Zuck I bet Zuck isn’t some weird [ __ ] dude Mark Zuckerberg but that’s because of money
He’s not my Instagram dude no but is he but rich people get into weird stuff because they run out of um cuz just [ __ ] becomes something poor people do D but we got off subject we’re talking about men and we got off every we haven’t been on a subject we’re talking
About men and women here dude we is that we’re talking about men and women so like what I’m saying dude men used to be men like there used to be a time and a place D where like go [ __ ] chop down trees and you know go [ __ ] conquer
Nations go fight the Indians and then all of a sudden bro we just let these [ __ ] women but I don’t think it’s cuz of women let me think uh well here’s here’s right here 10 incredible inventions by women that change the world let’s look at some of them the circular
Saw yeah I don’t know about that [ __ ] dude okay the dishwasher bro the life WTH the life raft all this [ __ ] like yeah we hey the life hold on we didn’t need a dishwasher bro why you think about women well look of course they’re going to invent the dishwasher that’s
Kind of a no-brainer right give you that one they trying to make their life a little bit easier listen God made you guys with hands for a reason dude one of my first jokes was go if God didn’t want you in the kitchen oh if God didn’t want
You to cook why did he put milk and eggs in your body oh well there we go it’s facts but what I’m saying you guys that’s facts bro that’s facts what I’m saying some white guys saying that in the back of the Durango Casino out here
In Las Vegas Nevada Off the Strip but beautiful and safe yeah we’re in a nice we’re in a nice place dude there’s a lot of [ __ ] you guys like this [ __ ] you come swing by yeah that’s another way to advertise it though I think we covered both but dude that’s like here’s the
Thing like I can see you being a car salesman dude get on over here to Sean’s cars huh and you just beat it beat somebody into the car like get in the [ __ ] car you yeah don’t be a [ __ ] [ __ ] dude your wife’s going go [ __ ] the
Neighbor if you don’t buy this car your neighbor has this [ __ ] car you want to start [ __ ] the neighbor no but like dude I love like I’m such an advocate for women but like they’ve lost their place well it became Financial dude that’s what happened women women
Were tired of like oh men have the money so that they can cuz men started being abusive to women it wasn’t like men were being cool to women if men were being cool to women they’d been like yeah I I can just be a mom and take care of the
Home no no dude what what happened I’ll tell you guys what happened it’s gonna be a little rant you’re gonna bear with me yeah I’ve been bearing with all of this yeah so I’ll tell you what happened look I don’t know what happened corporations are the [ __ ] devil oh
Yeah they are the [ __ ] devil bro they are they are the enemy of the Free People this is God I [ __ ] hate them yeah I meanless they get us money [ __ ] a you know [ __ ] pull out your latte yeah I’ll take a little money from
Him but after that [ __ ] you again F so and who are you talking about McDonald who are you talking about say it xon no I mean all of them all of them dude and it’s getting worse so this is where like I’m such a big advocate for men and I’m
I i i i people take me as I hate on wom but I don’t I just look at history for what happened during World War II yeah whenever there was a shortage of you know men making bombs and [ __ ] we had to pull the women out of the kitchen worse
Thing we’ve ever [ __ ] did dude [ __ ] you Hitler worst thing we ever [ __ ] did so because we took women out of being moms right no so what we did is and they had to become so afterward I afterward I we’re in the situation now where we have you know more we have
Labor that’s like Rosie the Riveter right like whenever they had the yeah [ __ ] that dude [ __ ] that you ruined [ __ ] America Rosie get your ass back in the kitchen but she I don’t know and this woman I think also was in the women too if you zoom in on
Her oh yeah no I’m I’m not asham that’s the only thing I’d like to watch you do anyways so what happened dude is you you have Like the corporations are in line with the government to make people [ __ ] slaves they make people slaves for our cell phones and make people slaves so what what you have happening is they realize that when you get more people working more people consume so we’ve artificially lowered pay we’ve increased spending we’ve we’ve
Done inflation like it is all a scam from corporations that own our government to make men make less to make men do work do more to make the value of man go down this is why they’re trying to like blur the gender lines there was a point in in American history when you
Got [ __ ] for instance we want to talk about government yeah we’ve spent more on Ukraine infrastructure or whatever the [ __ ] it is than we’ve spent in the year in building roads oh I think it’s unbelievable we’ve we’ve we’ve could have financed cancer treatments for all Americans for you know what a [ __ ]
Five years I mean the numbers are there oh we could have solved crimes we could have done what else could we have done so what I’m saying there was a point in American history I’m I’m I’m January 6 supporter half you can’t tell yeah it’s going to demonetize now but there was a
Point in American history say January 7th then January 7th January 7th but there was a point in American history where like you would tell a man that hey we’re going to take 33% of your paycheck out of your check and we’re going to go give it to [ __ ] Ukraine we’re going
To go give it to [ __ ] Israel we’re going to go give it to where everybody else that’s not [ __ ] you right the only people who haven’t been affected by inflation politicians you think these [ __ ] paying K pay cuts you think they’re getting you think whenever it comes time backs yeah you think when
It comes time that but this is what we’ve done by letting women infect us this is what we’ve done we’ve blurred the lines and look now they’re trying to take away now they’re trying to just completely that’s why I make the connection a little bit because I’m with
You whenever you get like yes they’re trying to make men weak they’re trying to make the Lines Blurred that’s why even when I said when I was thinking about China when you’re there you don’t everything just seems like a group of people that follow whatever the next
Notification on their phone is that go to work that have no feelings left a lot of times and I’m not judging all Chinese people just saying a general feeling you get it’s not women it’s not women it’s it’s people understanding that like you don’t want two Sexes you want a blurred
Line of [ __ ] working robots and and but they’ve slowly they like like look at look at you know income tax that wasn’t a [ __ ] thing until like what 19 when when did income tax become a thing 1912 I mean I don’t [ __ ] when did they do it huh pull up [ __ ] see
I tried that all right there was a there was one in a 1861 no that was a short period tax for a war effort okay but they made it a federal law when did federal income tax start fulltime yeah fulltime say what 1814 1914 this man [ __ ] knows this man [ __ ] knows
1914 but what you need to understand dude there is a point in in human history and being a man I mean we fought a [ __ ] War yeah I remember my [ __ ] stepdad was in it he was [ __ ] in it he got a sword from the [ __ ] English
He fought the red coat dude [ __ ] this man told you man’s a lineage of Heroes but there was a point where they would say Hey you would come take 30 33% of my pay I’m going to kill you you can’t [ __ ] do that and now you don’t
Have a choice anymore and now you’re going to go and you’re going to give it to Ukraine you’re going to give to all these other [ __ ] countries I agree I say [ __ ] those other places that we should and and we don’t have even have a choice anymore it’s like no matter who
You vote for because they took the nuts because they took the nuts away from men but I feel like they did in this backhanded way where they just slowly slowly right oh so slowly I mean they took a little bit of nut at a time you didn’t even notice it was missing and
Then suddenly and next you know you got no nuts dude now it’s like women got nut now now women have more nuts than we women have the nuts dude dude oh dude it’s crazy now if you want to [ __ ] jerk off you got to ask your wife for
Your dick half the time ask [ __ ] Gary you hear about that who did I and Gary bro uhuh what happened to him no [ __ ] dud his wife’s wag bro really yeah wag but we ignore that we’re talking about we we’re we’re talking about America dude oh she’s all right no she’s all right
Dude I mean she’s not all right I mean she is fine though she’s fine for old lady she is I’ll give you a gist of it okay Ian Gary Ian Gary I know who he is young stud bro young he just got he just got [ __ ] pneumonia and [ __ ] he had to
Pull off his fire pneumonia right I guess I guess that’s pneumonia is the words for fear anyways his wife wrote a book on how to be a wag and a wag is pretty much what is it whites against what there we go got up I mean she’s f
Bro she’s fine am I missing it pretty much she wrote a book on how our wrot a book on how to yeah when but that was and dude we didn’t have any Mexicans we had one kid that was like pseudo Chinese Riverside it was usually Whit and Mexicans were against blacks oh
Really yeah Riverside dude you know blacks and Aliens don’t get along dude yeah that’s facts dude that’s a [ __ ] that I’ve been hearing dude and you know who told me that blacks [ __ ] I think you say blacks bro it’s African-American sorry African-American blacks yeah it’s all right you’re pretty much black bro I
Wouldn’t say that no you’re black dude I’m not you get a pass I’m not trying to get one you don’t know what I’m saying dude look I’m not breaking out my pth in front of people and be like hey this [ __ ] wig bro I just hope dude I just
Hope no one ever plays racist chicken with me like if somebody ever plays racist I’m gonna lose guys and you’re gonna have to give me some credit cuz I’m gonna [ __ ] lose I’m going to no racist chicken me I’m going to lose I’m gonna [ __ ] lose well I think there
Should be I think if you do well enough in a year you should I’m not saying you should be able to say whatever you want but I think this should give you a half hour what it’s a song what if it’s a good song like this this is the n word
Oh that is okay I think if you paid to if you paid whatever the fee is on Apple Tunes or whatever yeah you should say it I think you should time you know I don’t think but maybe you pay every time you use we got two [ __ ] this man’s this
Man’s brain is fried from drugs mine brain is fried from brain damage so we’re just kind of [ __ ] all over the place here I can’t help it sorry guys I think we’re doing fine yeah but what I’m saying is this buddy is that if you what were you saying yeah [ __ ] blue chew
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Both very handsome I mean I about thate kind looks like Gary’s a handsome look at his child mean his beautiful kid bro I know that it looks all dark what I mean if you look at the skin tone looks a little dark we also I have
No clue what the tones on this monitor are set at but that mean tell me that kid does not look a little dark go back zoom in on the child the child looks very Happy I don’t know man that kid looks happy but yeah what does the kid look like though look like he and Gary little twin little it’s weird because you’re supposed to look like your dad when you’re born too he’s tall he’s Irish as well isn’t he he’s got to be the tallest
Irishman huh he’s very tall is he so anyways moving on dude moving on moving on dude moving on so the wife went through like she got [ __ ] ran through on the soccer scene so she wrote a book on how to be a wag on how to be a famous
Woman with an athlete or how to be a woman with an athlete yeah [ __ ] wrote a book about this like eight years I don’t know eight years ago okay so she go there’s a book how to be whack and dude she’s fine bro she’s fine for an old
Lady she’s fine yeah she looks pretty to me yeah I know I’m like five years like in 10 years she’s gonna hit that Gil status you know but you’re gonna get me beat up by yary dude [ __ ] inary bro so yeah you can say that dude I have to just be some guy
Wandering ing around backstage at a UFC event looking for a water fountain or something and Ian Gary comes down the hall dude he going to do [ __ ] bro you’re going to do his wife’s a wag so anyways yeah but that’s anyways when I have to say hello so this young man who probably
Didn’t got all the [ __ ] he goes and falls into this black hole right and then the sucky [ __ ] is why I like to call her he’s a victim but what why do you have it out for this guy I don’t have it out for this guy it’s just like
It’s insane to me that like this woman wrote a book on how to [ __ ] date famous next thing you know she’s with you she’s like what 15 how much older is is she than him 15 15 years she’s 15 years older she’s 40 30 years older 13 years 13 years older bro
Like it’s not that much older is it it’s not but like you’re a young [ __ ] stud dude and you’re with like this older okay furthermore he uh further more I like that yeah no we we’ll continue this no no I don’t yeah I just so he changed his last name
To Ian Gary Machado I remember that to match the ex-husband’s last name her ex-husband yes bro no way I mean what do we say to that dude the [ __ ] do we say to that Ian Gary Machado Ian Gary Machado imado Gary what is it Nick what middle name last name it
Don’t [ __ ] hypen name it don’t [ __ ] matter but what is your issue here I don’t understand what that’s not an issue bro it’s just [ __ ] up it’s like you just like it just [ __ ] up dude she’s a succubus okay and you should like no like why did no why did
This man not have a I mean he got kicked out of the gym because her so is actually her M name that’s been often said that it was her ex-husband’s name that G but it’s it was her original M name okay so I’m I I’m I I’m saying
I’m getting fact checked yeah there’s a little Twitter box fact check yeah yeah um yeah so that’s not it so wait wait how come either way either way dude I mean or do you have to fight him or not no I mean I’ll don’t give I’ll [ __ ]
Startch that that man I’ll kill that man anyways Dam bro you can bro you have killed I don’t know if we’re going to get in trouble because you’ve killed two people during this thing no I’ve not kill I’m just saying like you know push comes to shove you know [ __ ] push
Always comes to shove with you it seems like because um yeah you just push that guy what I’m saying what I’m saying is I would never want to make fun of his and I I I hope and G I hope you and your family I hope you guys have a long life
And you good thing that they don’t make Viagra for women because you know oh man you F I mean how does that work how does that work when you hit like d you love this [ __ ] dude do you like talking [ __ ] more since you’ve had more success
Recently or did you think about talking [ __ ] as much back I mean am I talking I mean oh God damn D they probably got that from the ex-husband well herpes oh D dude little herpes that was a black rapper name you don’t hear much huh herpes is more of a
White thing huh I mean I don’t [ __ ] know got herpes you don’t hear a lot of black guys like yeah got ever if you ever went to [ __ ] chick who’s told you she’s had herpes I’m not that good at sex man so I don’t wait you’ve never been like you’ve
Never had a girl back and like they I’ve never had a stalker you’ve they’ve never thrown I’ve never had a girl like passed back you never you never they’ve never thrown out a disclaimer like hey I’ve had I’ve had hepatitis A once no I think
A is a curable one right yeah B for bad yeah but you never you never had a girl you never had a girl like come throw out a disclaimer like hey I’m on the on The Vow tracks so no actually you know what I did date a girl one time and I don’t
Remember what her name was it could have been Susan but I don’t think it was Susan but um she said that she had um herpes simplex or something so we couldn’t have sex but we didn’t date that long we only went on about three dates I don’t think she liked me that
Much you couldn’t have sex or she or she oh I I didn’t want to have sex with her it made me nervous right yeah so I already get nervous if I have to use like conom just the whole it all makes me nervous dude you use condoms it all
Makes me nervous I would say That you know but I’m just saying like someone’s be coming up hey someone’s GNA come up with this man D go have this man’s baby he’s just BL he’s just blowing loads all over the place dud you’re a [ __ ] weirdo dude I’m got to tell you that yeah yeah you’re
Telling me that you tell me that you [ __ ] dated chick the herpes you want to [ __ ] her cuz she didn’t you didn’t use condoms dude you came on here you freaking bashed my stepdad who died okay who had Alzheimer’s Dementia or whatever and he wore those nice gloves how the
[ __ ] are you supposed to believe he was a warv I know I’m not saying he was a perfect guy but I will say this he owned a car wash and he was pretty decent he used to take us to Holiday in to have breakfast do you give your sister money
At all yeah I do give her some money what she do for work she is a waitress I mean you got to be balling bro we’re in the Durango we’re in the back room we’re in the Velvet Room you got to be balling bro yeah I didn’t rent this they [ __ ]
Some this manager let us in he’s out of his mind yeah I know but you’re like a famous guy now dude you’re like you Tucker Dana White Tucker Carlson bro you’re the [ __ ] man bro these are not it’s not like it’s not like you get Trump yet Trump interview yet no I think
He would maybe come on though bro you gotta get Trump on here dude you gonna fall on his dick like Colby no dude you’re not gonna fall on his dick I will say this man what did you think about I’m not gonna say anything what did you
Think about that kby thing Co the kobby thing first of all it was one of those fights where like the guys just I don’t know I think I got kicked the [ __ ] out oh yeah that’s right huh yeah to [ __ ] leave your own job you piece of [ __ ] you
Can’t even [ __ ] clock in and finish your shift that’s fair I’ve never had a job I know no dude but uh bro have you ever seen why they take why didn’t they take dupus out I [ __ ] I don’t he was the one that called me out he want to try to
Fight me he did it and because here’s what’s funny is I’m I’m leaving after the show last night and uh and he’s in the back right I start talking I didn’t know that that that that that that that was him right I I I remember that there
Was a South African guy yeah he dude I think his coach might [ __ ] him actually P hey pulled up show show show the man what’s the coach’s name Ron yeah just type in coach kissing drus or grabbing his dick I mean it should be one of the first things that comes up
But now some of this is a cultural thing buddy I don’t know dude you get your dick grabbed a law in South Africa that could be made up huh could be made up what about what about do the wow he’s strong huh yeah he’s in there dude he’s in there Fu I I
You know I wouldn’t kiss him but I would [ __ ] i’ I get close goodbye we grab we give a little little nut grab no I’m not touching somebody’s [ __ ] nuts that’s insane whoa whoa that’s not this okay that’s crazy dude I that’s an Embrace though bro this he seems like a
Very nice guy I um but I didn’t know that was I didn’t I don’t think that that’s him yeah hey were you were you sitting by Trump last night I was sitting down from him did you go and shake his hand and get a picture oh I
Went and shook his hand I said hey when he walk in did you didn’t get a picture I didn’t get a picture yeah oh what the [ __ ] dude I’ve gotten a picture with him before is it cool uh yeah a lot of likes uh I didn’t put it up oh that’s that’s
What’s up dude yeah I just don’t know how I mean like I I like Trump I like but I don’t know I I think I don’t know I wish I knew him better as a person did you vote for you didn’t vote you know it
Seem like you vote oh I have voted I voted two times yeah oh [ __ ] who’ you vote for I voted for Obama and Trump but every every white man had to votee for Obama that was like I’m not a racist vote for Obama no look I wish they get a
Real dark brother I wish they get damn Trick Daddy in that [ __ ] cuz Denzel Washington you know huh like a Denzel Washington no I like dark zel Washington I want to go real [ __ ] out there yeah I want to get like man uh who’s that damn that’s him huh bro have you ever
Seen Trump wave we got to fix his wave dude he walked by he walked by like the the crowd and he has like this little gay like limp wristed wave like he does super gay bro super gay I don’t know why his handle is going to fix that [ __ ]
He’s also getting older he’s up late yeah you still don’t have to wave like a like a fairy yeah when do you remember the first time that you went um we got to change the conversation because we’ve never we Haven even started the interview um I gotta I got I’m like
Looking for a cup to piss in yeah take a p take a break real quick no it’s okay we continue I mean I’m holding I’m G get my got my if you have to Peter in a fight what do you guys do does the pee
Go away after a while you ever I think you’re trying to kill a man dude yeah look at the wave D the wave’s [ __ ] that’s a better wave yeah like The Little Wave like somebody sees out of wave it’s good um I did think it was a
Little like at the end that when Kobe was still talking about like he’s like the War of 1812 or whatever that he was like yelling about the dec whatever he was yell at the end it was just like yeah no Kobe’s you would let Colby
Really he’s a weak man like what do you mean by it so like Colby was very boring at one point in his career and it got to a point where were like they pretty much said like HBY like you got to you got to be more exciting and then he created
Like the Covington you know he created this [ __ ] guy and you know I mean [ __ ] it worked out well for him but he’s just like fraudulent like even when it came to uh George nasal like okay for instance oh yeah him and massol fought each other yeah so I mean this guy like
Threatened his kids and [ __ ] he said some [ __ ] about his kids you don’t quote me I I know we got the [ __ ] fact Checkers back here dude I mean he was like he insulted his kids you know massal being is he Mexican what mall Cuban Mexican huh Cuban he’s something
Foreign you know he’s something foreign and scary he’s like a kind of guy that like if you were at an ATM machine and he walked up behind you look but maybe but once he smiled though George has the best smile no you would know he’s there
For if that man’s behind you at an at machine that little [ __ ] mirror that looks you might not even looking it you would feel alarmed I think at first if you just saw him walk up with his hands behind his back kind of oh yeah no that man’s definitely going to [ __ ] rob
Look this guy yeah this guy wow so anyways and then Colby he’s just a c dude he’s just a [ __ ] you ever Su you ever Su a man I never have sued a man I don’t think I’d probably have sued somebody oh he’s been sued somebody U-turn into me while I was
Doing some cocaine on the side of the road I’d parked and uh a couple of girls u-turned and T-Bone me right there so you sued them yeah well how old wait wait how but you’re you’re a wealthy man prob six years ago well you were not
Wealthy yet when did your wealth come I started making a little him on the last year oh so now you’re recently wealthy yeah cuz I remember you dude you were like you were like a Joe Rogan’s like I’m not going to say lacky but like you
Know he’ get you on there you get some hype I like going on there but dude now got to talk now you’re like a Rogan bro like I would don’t say there is like the Theo of Honor you’re an equal now bro you no that’s insane yes you are dude
Maybe no that’s insane I even thought about that two times just now it’s a really bad that’s a no you’re like an equal now I like equals dude maybe to you have I me it’s very it’s nice you to say I like dude I like Rogan’s podcast
And it was funan is so smart he’s so smart and he’s so curious got g a [ __ ] he get your microphone off the dick bro get your get your mouth off the dick bro BR I don’t need I don’t uh I don’t feel like I R I like I I respect
Who he is I’ve thought a lot about this people say that a lot yeah you’re going deep on that well he’s a I think he’s a rare individual I think he’s extremely rare I think you guys are rare I think there’s a lot of I mean at this point
You’re talking about Rarity you’re talking about very rare people I’m just [ __ ] I’m just me yeah but you’re really athletic at it yeah which is weird right I’m saying dude you know how many and I’m not gonna Jud I don’t [ __ ] with the chaperon you guys shout out to
All the [ __ ] our boys where I’m from but you know how many mentally people have no shot at the level at what you’re doing yeah Fu well fighting bro it’s easy at the end of the day all you all you gotta do is hit a [ __ ] all
You gotta do is just hit a guy but you know when you jump back so after the D when the dupes thing what’s going on your head you’re like that you think about the stuff he said yesterday you’re like I’m going to go say something well
No it was just more that he said let’s fight like right now wait he said it from right then yeah so you heard him say let’s fight and then I you know you know Gilbert Burns he has a lovely family bro nobody’s more fun to watch watch watch the fights than watching
Gilbert’s family it is the most should be a live stream just on them watching the fight [ __ ] the UFC [ __ ] the UFC they know that I’m stable they know that I like every time the UFC asked me to go to an event I’m like you guys you know
What like they’ll ask me to go like look at his family though like they asked me to go hang out with kid rocket some [ __ ] that’s not going to end well yeah and I’m like yeah know it’s just better it’s just better if I don’t leave my house
Like it’s not like you’re putting me in a bad situation yeah so they knew that they knew what they were [ __ ] doing they put me in a bad situation do you think they did it on purpose though I don’t I think they did it because they
Wanted a shot but I didn’t think think they I don’t know if they thought it would go that far right CU Dana said that it was his fault but what they did though they put kids behind me so they’re smart like know what we’re going to do we’re going to put some we’re
Gonna put some [ __ ] little little little we Lads behind Shawn and the and the coach [ __ ] right but but here’s the crazy part though look at you here you go Sean right there now was this stage did you guys act this out backstage or anything no no
It’s all real and then he just sits there run his [ __ ] mouth dude he just run his [ __ ] mouth is he saying stuff to you yeah he’s like he’s like saying look at me like [ __ ] you and then you know I just kindly asked the
Wife did you feel like you got any good licks on him or not oh I land some good 12 to six elbows he seemed totally fine when I saw him but he well this [ __ ] guy you just telling you I’m not judging I don’t I’m not a referee you know but I
Wouldn’t have stepped in oh yeah yeah that’s good you’re not trying to get on his dick right Keith Peterson’s my favorite referee dude is that oh the black guy just let [ __ ] go huh just let [ __ ] go dude he’s white I mean he has enough neck tats where he [ __ ] oh
Yeah that guy [ __ ] little Leprechaun yeah he’s a good oh my God he’s a [ __ ] Legend dude he used to play in a rock band dude you know his uh his yeah I best like [ __ ] hardcore white supremacist music I he’s not a white supremacist I’m saying he looks like one
I wouldn’t say that you tell me you telling me that man does i’ whisper it you know I’m saying dude like that’s I’m joking Keith I love I love all of these guys I feel like scared talking about some of this cuz I’m just a huge fan of
The UFC I think all I mean I really genuinely Ain here you don’t got to suck no one’s dick right now I don’t feel like I’m sucking anybody’s dick D Jesus Christ dude guy does one podcast with Dana next thing you know I love the UFC it’s the best thing ever [ __ ] I
Don’t think it’s the best thing ever but I’ll tell I’ll tell you this about it dude when the when the pandemic happened the only the UFC kind of became it was almost like I I I realized this last night there was a moment whenever um everybody was standing at
The beginning of the show you know when the main card starts and the television show program starts like you can feel that energy it’s like they’re playing the stuff coob don’t exist here yeah it was like but it was the energy of like it almost was the same energy when
People used to stand and say the Pledge of Allegiance dude I thought about this last night I felt like we’re all standing we’re all excited we all are unity yes it felt like a sense of unity even though there was going to be battles fought in here tonight and
People were going to agree and disagree that we were all all unified right and it reminded me of when I was a kid and we would do the pledge of Allegiance dude so and then that made me think that during the pandemic it became the [ __ ] the [ __ ] pledge of Alle it
Was the only thing that there was UFC is the last American sport I mean not a lot of Americans in the sport but it’s like they let us I mean right they let me say what the [ __ ] I want to say I mean I literally say women
Shouldn’t vote because you imagine if I was NBA they’d [ __ ] kick my ass out in a heartbeat no more no more byebye go yeah the you see man Dana here’s the thing I’m not going to [ __ ] jerk off Dana like this guy you know I would not
And his wife would [ __ ] get mad I know his son how am I going to shake his hand after yeah [ __ ] he has a son little Dana I think well did it just get really Ambiance here dude huh it’s okay no that’s a little bit more romantic now I
Feel like Theo Theo’s about to get on the Theo’s about to get on the phone and call one of his scared call girls things are about to change brother huh they Cas oh boy I want to know about this though dude finish off what you’re telling me
Sean because I don’t even know what it is we’ve been jumping bro we’ve been jumping oh yeah like me and [ __ ] me and joean dud we like we’re too much in line you know it’s like we’re both kind of Libertarians you know he got a little bit too hard on the Bernie Sanders
Program but you know everybody did I lik I the all bunch of stuff I loved about Bernie but like me and me and Rogan dude like we just got like we’re too in line we’re like yeah D we like guns we like America we like [ __ ] free and it gets
Boring after a while then you’re like all right dude well like what do you want to talk about you want to talk about a revolution you want to talk about Freedom like it becomes like this Echo chamber so I’m getting bored now and I’m like well let me tell you about
Your friend and why he’s a you and Rogan’s like whoa whoa wait a minute like here’s the thing I can tell you why your friend’s a or I can keep telling you about [ __ ] we agree on like I’m just getting [ __ ] bored here that’s a great Point dude at a certain point even
At Thanksgiving after everybody said the prayer or whatever everybody said what they’re thankful for somebody needs at the table needs to call somebody else a sh [ __ ] I get bored dude I get like even now you guys’s sit here talking dude like now I’m just trying to make
Now I’m just picking on him yeah talking about you’re sucking off Dana you know like I’m just I’m just try let’s say this you had to go g you had to gay out or whatever with one good fighter in the UFC and it can be any weight class I me
Talking about physically [ __ ] somebody no it can be just a date it could be but there’s some kissing at the end if you and don’t pick a little weight class either no offense to any of those guys they’re Warriors but pick something [ __ ] don’t be a pervert you
Know who’s it gonna be [ __ ] cuz there’s some handsome guys out there yeah there’s some good looking UFC fighters oh man am I doing the [ __ ] I’m doing the [ __ ] right dude what I just told you you can’t there’s no guarante I’m going to see franu if I’m not doing the one
Doing the [ __ ] look I just I’m not trying to die here [ __ ] here you go hottest UFC fighters of 2023 I better be on that [ __ ] you better scroll down we’re about to find out who’s number one a [ __ ] Paulo Costa is number one go back up let’s start with number
One why don’t we who’s number two you got a discipline this why you yell at you got a discipline my jam bro these [ __ ] have they have no discipline it’s only while we went to number seven before we even started counting that’s how these people
Are you yeah and we got Pao Costa what do you think one to 10 where would you take him I mean beautiful beautiful guy I mean he’s Gooding Brazilian dude I don’t know if he’s been waxed or not I’m just saying that he seems like he’s a handsome guy I mean I
Would think that he would be um I think that he seems a little bit more like I think he would take it for sure you know I mean as like as a Persona I think that like if KAS is if there’s going to be some [ __ ] he’s going to
Be the one bent over the the shower you know it’s gonna cost her for saying that dude I think dude I don’t know you’re probably gonna have to fight that guy I none of this is GNA end well but how does this so who but who would you take
Honestly you got to take one guy in a nice nice night out and it’s in a nice who in the UFC no why don’t we repas I know we don’t want to [ __ ] because I mean come on now well yeah I didn’t say you’re the one who
Said it I’m not a gay but um I would do let me let’s say who do I who do I respect in the UFC who do I admire in the UFC somebody I respect and they give me a nice dinner and the only thing you have to do at the
End say something real nice to him long hug too but the hug also are you a hugger dude I don’t hug men I don’t hug men the hug can be from the back that’s all I’m saying I don’t hug men the hug can be from the
Back [ __ ] a dude yeah [ __ ] this list I’m now Chandler’s handsome too pore’s handsome what about sah gain I if you get a little step stool to hug him but maybe no he’s French too he’s a nice guy oh alio I don’t know about Alo
Dude you know good guy he’s a good guy though good gu Evan Williams what about him Jon Jones no no yeah Jon Jones ain’t a good looking dude I don’t know about that I just don’t know I don’t want to I wouldn’t go on a date with him no Jon
Jones ain’t the one dude o Thiago Moises huh [ __ ] this I’m not on this list [ __ ] this list but in the future you’ll be on this list man I doubt it dude really I doubt it man you could be a model for something I I mean
I was say you put me at 170 to Su bro I’m [ __ ] getting all monster jacked oh dude you could be a model for something probably 17 what do you think you’d Model Auto Part look at that guy that’s me oh my god dude this is you
Before the dude cuz you had a motor you had your motorcycle accident you think after your motorcycle accident you you became a different guy you think so when I was younger I was like a pseudo white supremacist H yeah right probu believe that right who would have thought that I
Mean I was like the pseudo white supremacist I’m me talking about like let’s just say like six to like dude a lot of that yeah we all go through that we all go through that as a white man you know yeah anyways so I was like I’ll
Tell you why I look like in that photo so I was like dude I mean it was rough man like I got kicked out of high school for hate crimes did you really yeah yeah I didn’t graduate high school I didn’t graduate Elementary School who would have thought right what’s your
Favorite subject you think I don’t [ __ ] know dude [ __ ] I don’t [ __ ] know man just pick one of them [ __ ] I didn’t go to school dude you were there I was homeschooled bro really who was your teacher F I didn’t have [ __ ] Disney Channel bro I watched a lot of
Buzz Light Year bro if you if you’re [ __ ] watching TV at the house that’s not homeschool that’s [ __ ] so sorry I’m being kind of rude man no you’re making fun [ __ ] this guy dude you’re you’re the one who’s saying they shouldn’t be allowed to even kiss each
Other so anyways there you go and which what is that back story back no we get way too off the track here we’ve never been on in the train Sean we never so cam here is that yeah you know she’s a vice president all all due respect you
Know yeah but okay so you guys have the there’s a little bit of racism no no no no so she was uh she was uh something in California like attorney I know I think she [ __ ] off some Congressman or something she was attorney general yeah she did something what she Nick so
Anyways she made a law pass that if kids miss a certain amount of school the parents get you know the parents get go to jail so me in like third grade just ditching school being a [ __ ] idiot you know staying home to watch a porn box like sorry I’m thinking about the porn
Box in it’s all right dude so you out of home you watching the porn box in the commun one and then like all of a sudden my mom gets a call like a letter in the mail saying hey if Sean does go to school can
Go to jail so now she has a choice homeschool my kid has she had a full-time job or go to jail damn so my little mowgly ass you I’m like the little wild one dude they put my ass homeschooled I didn’t go to school I didn’t read I don’t think I learned how
To read until I came an adult you know really how many words can you type per minute you think like if can you how many words can you type per minute [ __ ] I don’t know dude I [ __ ] give me I mean I remember the T9 days I mean but
So but like on a um I mean I would probably do well dude I’d do well I do well anyway how can you type uh I I can sometimes type without looking on a good day you know sometimes but anyways I mean I’m not an educated man like you
This guy’s just play dude I wouldn’t say I’m an educated man do you got a degree huh do you got a degree I have a degree in urban planning dude what is like an Associates huh no it’s like where to put medians and [ __ ] if you neighbor Masters
You have Associates what do you got no I got a degree and what’s it like a master’s huh it’s a diploma like a like a a ba what do you got here I got a B uh yeah what’s the first one you get yeah this [ __ ] Bachelor of stuck
[ __ ] grew up in a moha and he’s panding the dude what do you you have no idea what you’re talking about dude I’m just fuing with you okay cool so no continue I’m just [ __ ] with continue D I’m not the China man I’m not get mad at
You I love that by the way so anyways so I I was homeschooled I was H School dude imagine I wasn’t socialized bro I was like a dog that you have to go let people pet you know like nobody no and where was this at where were you guys
Empire an inland empire so I go back to school Ry yeah so I know now I’m like in seventh grade and myom like we should probably put this kid back to school right like [ __ ] worst thing she could have did did you ever would you and so
You were you had some education at that point I mean but it’s hard I’ve never like they Tred to hold me back in kindergarten like I mean I was like zero dude like thank God for computers man so anyways I go to seventh grade and I get
Kicked out of school for like a hate crime so what they do is did you really do it or not I mean I probably just called somebody a or dropped the inbomb like it probably you know it was like but it’s also different time bro it’s different [ __ ] time like racism was
Way more common back in like you know 20 years ago yeah so anyways I get put in the thing where they isolate you they put you in a a group that they let you in school like two hours later and they let you out like two hours early so they
Try to keep you from the the kids so I started ditching again I got homeschooled again in middle school I went back into High School uh ninth grade I got kicked out of school for a hate crime I think I uh I don’t know I
Beat up or something I mean I beat up I beat up a guy and made I I don’t hate [ __ ] gays yeah no I don’t hate anybody I don’t think uh I don’t know there’s a couple people that I really don’t [ __ ] like boy but like I had a
Lot of like dude I had a lot of [ __ ] trauma had a lot of anger though you had a lot of trauma growing up you know I had this piece of [ __ ] grandfather he was super racist big white man you know did he like you at all you think though
No he he did you know he did but like you know you’re a kid with a piece of [ __ ] father and like you just gravitate towards anything masculine and like this is a big old white racist redneck and I’m angry so next thing I know dude I’m like right you’re just saying racist
[ __ ] you heard at the house yeah yeah exactly so I get kicked out and then I started training like ninth like ninth grade I started training and then dude like I realized I wasn’t a racist I was just angry I mean I I’ll never forget d
I always tell people the first day I trained I got the [ __ ] kicked out of me covered in blood bro like first moment in my life I ever felt happiness first moment in my [ __ ] life I happened and [ __ ] kicked out of me just all the anger
The went gone why do you think a lot of it just comes out when you’re cuz I had a moment where I was uh like I was just training J Jitsu for a while and there would be times after the end of class where I would just kind of start tear
Like just so much emotion would come out of yeah all the anger but I mean again dude like you know I mean why I got so mad drous like I went through like pretty severe trauma as a kid like pretty [ __ ] up trauma well like I
Could sit there and joke about it but I mean dude I remember like I remember I’ve told the story once dude like I was in probably third fourth grade and [ __ ] man uh I us always sleep in my mom’s room because I thought my dad was going
To kill my mom so like I would like sleep by the door I’d sleep to make sure she was all right yeah sleep I’d sleep under the bed you know I’d sleep by the door because I thought my dad was going to kill my mom so like one day dude is
So [ __ ] up like it was just kind a bad fight like third fourth grade and I uh my dad’s like [ __ ] that he’s not sleeping he’s not sleeping here tonight he’s not like kick him out and so I like army crawl under the bed and I’m sleeping under the bed right under the
Bed under the I’m like laying on the bed like just laying underneath the bed like as they’re fighting because I think my dad’s going to kill my mom wow he was that violent he’s just coward you know so anyways like I remember we had like dogs you know we white trash and the
House was like flea infested you have a dog in there with you no no dog was there with me but I remember laying under the bed and like fleas were just like jumping all over me you know I’m like I think they might be like a dildo next to
Me I [ __ ] you not dude oh manck we got this kind of like orange looking carpet so picture like me like third fourth grade yeah laying under a bed fleas jumping all over me there’s a [ __ ] like dildo next to me yeah sounds like a Japanese game show
Who puts a dildo underneath the bed but it’s not sanitary put it like put it in your [ __ ] drawer yeah at least put it in a drawer that has a bunch of gum and coins in it yeah under the bear with the flee yeah dude that’s scary so anyways
My dad gets on top of my mom she says like I remember he said like I’m going to [ __ ] I’m going to kill you I’m going to [ __ ] kill you tonight guess maybe it’s just rough sex we don’t know at this moment right and you were under
The bed I’m under the bed so he starts strangling her and I get out and the only thing I can see is a guitar I just [ __ ] crack him in the head call the cops and then he gives a I run down the street calls the cop gets AR rest my
Dumb ass mom ba him out of jail oh but it’s like I mean even that like I mean that was like I wouldn’t even say that’s tip of the iceberg I remember like being a little kid so I would always miss school because my dad would get home
Drunk start drinking at like 6 he would get home at like 7 and and like just be up until like 3: in the morning just like tell myom tell drinking tell my mom she’s a [ __ ] to kill her like and I remember I used to
Like what a loser huh sorry to say that about your dadie [ __ ] died of cancer but anyways he’s on a cancer yeah yeah he died of cancer yeah [ __ ] you know proba the hate inside of him build I hate to say that he was just drugs he
Lot lots of drugs pain pills why I don’t do drugs so I remember like I used to sit there and just kind of like hug my mom’s leg in the in the kitchen you know like we had this little Nook and she would like go in the nook and I would
Just sit there like all night long I’m by like the feet of my mom and my dad like I’m gonna [ __ ] kill you and this and that and I’ll never forget like he would talk about like like burn her face with acid and mind you I’m in elementary school
I’m I’m school right so like so that’s a lot of responsibility than you feel probably just to like take care of your mom oh yeah yeah now he’d always tell her that like if you cheat on me and she probably was cheating on him if you
Cheat on me I’m gonna like cut you up and put you in a bottle of acid and bury you so now you fast forward this like I don’t go to school I’m up till 3: in the morning you know I couldn’t stay awake in school like so like I remember I was
Like in third grade no second grade and I kept falling asleep in my desk my teacher took my desk away from me and she made me like like stand up and so me I’m like [ __ ] you being this little kid I just went and fell asleep on the
Ground and mind you like the school system’s like oh Sean like he’s just a bad kid they don’t realize I’m up till 3 o’clock in the morning like you know late I mean [ __ ] dude I remember it’s hard to stay up late and learn dude I remember like laying in bed like I
Remember when I stop believing in God man like [ __ ] like I had [ __ ] um yeah it’s crazy [ __ ] dude crazy [ __ ] man yeah it’s okay man it’s a lot of that sad dude I used to be scared at night like uh I used to stand
Up like I heard when I was a kid that like if you peed around your like animals could pee somewhere that other animals wouldn’t come you know what I’m talking about you know what I’m talking about huh yeah have you ever heard that yeah I’m sorry bud so
Man I’m sorry buddy that’s all good We don’t have talk man I can just sit here with you for a minute oh [ __ ] [ __ ] six second I can just sit here we can just sit here it’s all good you’re six second I just process it I think it’s one hard things that people don’t understand like trauma you know
Yeah unless it just comes out oh no dude like I remember I have a hole in my gum yeah when I was a kid I used to scratch my gum and have a hole in my gum you know just from being nervous and stuff n just anxiety you
Know yeah even to this day yeah I mean the day dude like I’m a grown ass man I don’t give a [ __ ] I mean you could post this I don’t care oh dude I don’t have any no it’s all good dude I mean it’s is
What it is dude like it is what it is like people understand like when I talk about like go i’ kill a man it’s like you don’t understand you’re like when you go through that level of trauma like you just view the world differently you
Know so it’s like I have a hole in my gum because I’d have so much anxiety as a kid I would just scratch my gum and tell like I mean just blood you know and you know you’re like you’re in pre-elementary school you don’t know why
You’re doing it yeah yeah [ __ ] a I I remember like like suicide you know like you don’t even know what suicide is when you’re a kid when you’re really talking about suicide like being a little kid like laying in bed like just like man I’m just [ __ ] I’m done with this [ __ ]
You know like there can’t be a god it makes me sad [ __ ] up dude no it just makes me sad that a kid has to feel that way you know yeah so like any kid whenever drus goes on there and like he jokes about that [ __ ] right like dude
You have no idea yeah I mean and this is like as a comedian you got to joke about trauma like people think like I joke like I joke about all this [ __ ] like you know I were’re laughing like you got to joke about like you got to joke about it
If you don’t like how do you process that you know how do you how do you process that kind of abuse I mean I’ll never forget my brother my brother we were like upstairs once and he taped and he taped knives to his [ __ ] leg I mean we’re talking
Elementary school he was going to go sit on the couch with my dad and stab him dude like you know it’s like that’s like that level of [ __ ] you know yeah mix account with a killer man but yeah yeah you [ __ ] I mean we all we’ve all gone through
[ __ ] your brother a pretty nice guy yeah he’s all right you know he’s a close friend yeah it’s like it just gives you like [ __ ] you can’t yeah you can’t [ __ ] deal with yeah man Life’s good I make a lot of money now I’m happy but you know did you
Think like cuz yeah I remember being so scared when I was a kid like I was saying like I remember hearing that like animals if you pee like animals if animal peed another animal wouldn’t come so I would stand up on my bed at night
And I would pee around my bed in a circle because I was afraid that things were going to get me no [ __ ] who were you afraid like any particular just everything everything I mean I was just afraid of everything I mean you you didn’t really grow up with a dad you
Know like I understand yeah I just should have anybody just teach me about anything I was just like an I was just felt like a I don’t know I think I felt worthless probably yeah but then I think not having a dad’s rough dude like I mean
You had a dad but like yeah but I think not having somebody like communicate with you or [ __ ] treat you I don’t know I don’t know what it was but I was just really scared yeah that’s why I think when I see a lot of you guys like
I think there’s a lot of guys out there who [ __ ] I wish I could have been even able to defend myself in my neighborhood or anything like I didn’t have anybody look out I you know I just didn’t so I think you know you see guys Fu man like
You guys it’s like at least you know even though you’re fighting each other it’s still like well you got to learn it you got to want to be violent some I mean there’s some guys like you know there’s some guys like Jon Jones who’s just a he’s a [ __ ] athlete you know
He’s just like there’s some there’s a lot of athletes and there’s guys like me who were like if it wasn’t for fighting bro I would be jail I’d be in jail like it it’s not like like to have like you don’t understand like I I truly have a
Deep down urge to kill somebody like I can’t it doesn’t go away like I just like I don’t know what it is man like you know you just think like yeah it’s [ __ ] up dude you know so like when I train it gives me tools to process it but like there there’s definitely
Something inside me that like tells me that like the moment I take someone’s life and now why you we could probably agree that it’s because you have so much Tri when you’re victimized that like that’s your way of like protecting you and saying that if you go and kill
Somebody like you’ll be happy and I would like I would if you could let me kill a man like happy as I can’t but right some places some places right but you know pull up in Memphis do what you want but see I don’t know like a lot of times I don’t know
What it’s like to to talk to normal people yeah I have some people who know exactly what it’s like who’ve been molested who’ve been abused you know and it’s like I have some people know you know been beat up these people know what it’s like but you go talk to the average
Person like man you just don’t know it’s like some people do but you don’t know what it’s like to be able to like the only thing like that would make me happy is the [ __ ] literally cave in your [ __ ] skull and like the only thing that would I truly want is the [ __ ]
Like make somebody hurt [ __ ] hurt yes you know and then the problem is like it makes me Vol it makes me volatile so I don’t really even this day like I don’t go out much trust yourself probably I can’t trust myself because I want to it’s not like
It’s not like I get angry and like when I want to attack Dr I wasn’t angry when I went in joyful oh I I want I was more than happy some seemed like a Christmas attack like that’s the only thing that made me happy I’m like I remember
Sitting there like as like I mean cuz once I [ __ ] he started tackling me I started dropping like these 12:00 elbows you will get a senal feeling yeah well that was so [ __ ] up too and I’m so happy they didn’t get it from a right
Angle I bit him uh-uh I [ __ ] you not so I whenever he went into me and I remember like at that moment like you you’ll watch he’s handsome yeah now he’s a good looking dude so this moment he tackles me watching you’ll see right there I start thinking you see
My head goes up towards it I started thinking like how could I hurt this man I’m gonna take a [ __ ] chunk at I’m going to bite his [ __ ] ear off yeah and he goes in the day and then I remember like telling myself at that moment like Sean you can’t do that
That’s something you can’t walk away from like if you do that right you’re going over another line if I go that then I’m going to jail then I’m going cannibal then I’m F cannibal you don’t want to be that like look Sean we’ll accept certain things here okay you know
So like whenever you like that’s scary because you don’t know like that line must be so I just don’t leave I don’t leave my house dude it’s too risky too risky and and most people I meet are [ __ ] great most people I meet are great they ask for a picture but like it
Only takes one guy to be like hey you know what [ __ ] you you piece of [ __ ] yeah and next thing you knew I’m [ __ ] on I’m caving his head on the school on the ground damn it reminds me like when people like my sister they have like
Pitbulls and you see people 100% that yeah I hate to say that it’s not fair to no is what it is dude it’s like a dog bro it’s like well it’s an animal I wouldn’t say a dog yeah but it’s like but it’s like something that can’t
Always probably trust its own I don’t know and the problem is it feels good it’s not like [ __ ] it’s like I don’t know everyone’s like oh I get blacked out angry like I’m not angry like I’m like I’m a i me I’m almost like this an euphoric like it’s a bliss it’s like
A it’s like yeah just it’s it’s peaceful you know yeah man but I’m I’m better dude like you know MMA helps like I always tell guys like I used to think guys with PTSD were the biggest [ __ ] you know like I’m like PTSD like what what you can’t leave your house you
Can’t have relationships oh you have got climing PTSD from like getting because there’s new speed bumps in their neighborhood but you know what I would say to that though it’s like and I have so much more sympathy for like guys who suffer from that because you got to
Understand I was born in it like like I was born in the life I was born like I mean I remember I stopped believing in God when I was in elementary school I was laying in bed crying thinking about killing myself yeah like there can’t be
A [ __ ] God here how’s there a god like like why would I be in this situation if there’s a God ain’t no [ __ ] god it’s heartbreaking to think that a child would have to have those thoughts and I mean yeah my earliest memories dude like I don’t have like
When I think back in like when I think of a kid I cannot cannot recall one good memory not one [ __ ] good memory as a kid so you cannot pay me to relive my life can [ __ ] pay me now it’s fine yeah but when I used like with PTSD I
Used to like look at like soldiers coming home like you guys are [ __ ] yeah like what the [ __ ] wrong with you and then you realize like I grew up in the life I grew up in it I learned how to cope and how to deal I learned that
Don’t go out in public hide away from people like don’t go do these things but I couldn’t picture being like a 20 like I couldn’t picture being 24 years old and being a normal guy like I I like life I like chicks I like going
To party I like drinking and all of a sudden like the curtain drops and you’re like who the [ __ ] am I I can’t I’m I’m volatile I can’t go out like it’s rough man [ __ ] that’s why training I always tell people like saved your life oh fck
Not in my life and this what people like I wouldn’t be a mass probably saved the life of about 20 just random strangers in the street too I mean I used to walk I remember a kid dude I used to walk in bad neighborhoods with a knife just like
Just waiting like people always like I wouldn’t be a serial killer like I’m not a I’m not a high function psychopath like that’s not what you got to be so organized I think to do that so what would have happened is I would have been another statistic I would have been
Walking down the street some guy would have uh some guy would I would have killed him I would have been in jail and i’ been then I would probably been a white supremacist and that’s my life you now I’ll never forget I was driving I got arrested when I was younger
Obviously who the [ __ ] thought right yeah I knew it two two yeah two gbi two F GB and and I was driving back from Court and [ __ ] I was on a motorcycle and this guy like this guy I’m just I want to hurt some I’m angry I’m pissed off I’m
Looking at [ __ ] hard prison time I’m just angry he’s on a motorcycle and I I guess I kind I cut him off like I I manipulated the situation I manipulated the situation because I wanted to [ __ ] hurt somebody and he pulls over and I get off my bike and I’m literally
Like in this moment like I’m gonna [ __ ] kill this man and then the moment I get off my bike he pulls out a badge and like he’s a cop I’m like oh [ __ ] and I remember the guy like the guy was generally concerned like hey man
Like are you okay like the [ __ ] wrong with you you know because he knew like he knew yeah that’s crazy there was a point in my life too where like I didn’t I must have been grateful then that he did that almost in a way oh yeah I mean
If he didn’t like who knows what happened I remember there was one point in my life dude where like I was just going through it I was in the UFC too at the time and I was just like I Liv in tacul and there was like a big like motorcycle gang
Population like I Vos or some [ __ ] and I remember like just was like D I lay in bed and like I was hurting dude like not like I don’t know if it’s depressed but it’s like well your body’s not supposed to is a kid you’re not supposed to have that much pain inside
Of so no this is like my 20s now I remember 20s and like I just like it get it gets you build up so much we like I need I I have to do something like I need to hurt somebody to make this go away and I I never forget didn’t happen
But there was like I was Ding and there’s a Vago I’m like this is the one this is what’s a Vago like a gang banger like a more carh I was like this is the like I was like this is my Victim like this is my
Crime that like if I can’t get away with it he’s a gang banger he’ll accept it like I could kill this man somewhere if there’s not a camera and there’s a chance that we don’t get away and I remember like I’ll never forget I went in front of him and
That day and I like [ __ ] boom cut him off and flipped him I said [ __ ] you and then I was like waiting for him to like follow me somewhere and I even had it planned out I was like I’m in the UFC UFC I was going to take him to the you
Already in the UFC yeah inaca and take him to like a dirt road and just [ __ ] kill him beat him death you Aaron you like Aaron Hernandez just beat him to death and then you know it’s exciting it’s scary at the same time you’re thinking about doing it and then he just
Like I guess he just didn’t want it he just drove away flipped me off drove away but all it took like all it took was all it would have taken was one other little him like all right [ __ ] you I’m gonna follow you [ __ ] D next thing
You know dude I’m [ __ ] I’m gonna be in prison handcuffed right cuz you know you’re so angry you don’t think about consequences you just think about like I’m hurting so so much like there’s so much pressure in me like I got to get
This go I got to make it go away yeah it just man it’s [ __ ] crazy that uh it just it’s so unfair that how much pressure like sometimes people have to have in them for [ __ ] they didn’t even do yeah you know well it’s because your brain
You know it’s like your brain tells you that this cave is bad don’t go there it’s like an evolutionary like yeah like so and and one of the hardest things for me it’s like I was brought up in a world that doesn’t exist so like I was brought up in this
Like primitive Primal [ __ ] up world where like my brain was telling me that you are in a very bad place and the world’s bad right so it it my brain evolved to be violent it involved to be violent hypersexual aggressive and then as a man now I’m in
2023 how do I function yeah like I got to go through I got to go through the world as like I this is not what my brain was evolved for wow so I was that’s what training helps you’re almost like a time traveler it must feel like
In a way well cuz I I involve like CU like my brain evolved in a very primitive way like it evolved in like yeah like you got to kill this man you got to [ __ ] that girl like there was a communal porn box like it’s not fair yeah but it is what
It is but it is what it is right right you can’t always keep looking back at it because you just move on and right now I’m happy bro I mean you’re happy your Life’s good you mean you went through some sh we’ve all been through some [ __ ]
Like if you look at the statistics of child abuse we’ve all been through some [ __ ] some people more than others [ __ ] my life was [ __ ] Disneyland some people I know I mean I’m just working like as like as I get older I just stay away from people do you think it’s gotten
Better or worse over time uh it definitely better like my mental state of mind like dude having a girlfriend helps yeah I know you said that you really and slap you’re like yeah I really like having this so it’s like dude whenever she’s gone like and mind you I like I could go
[ __ ] anybody I want to [ __ ] I don’t yeah but like whenever she’s gone dude like I’ll just be in my house and I start looking at all the things I own like I have a couch a [ __ ] TV like why do I have this [ __ ] I don’t want this [ __ ]
And you start like and you start just getting like crazy yeah I don’t do I don’t do well alone yeah and that’s what that’s one of those things too where like a lot of people with trauma you self-isolate yourself because it feels good right you want to be alone like and
You want to keep yourself away from people a lot of times like I want if I’m angry or whatever is going on with me the last thing I want to do so now is just put it around anybody else yeah like exactly you not you want to like
You want to be most like like all these Mass Shooters all these killers like you want to be alone like you want to be quiet you don’t people make you feel outcasted they don’t make you feel right and so what you do is you listen to those thoughts and you stay
Alone and then you just and and the moment you go out say I’ll be at loan I’ll be Al loone I’ll go get food like no Sean get out of the house go get food like right do something cuz it helps but but it doesn’t help but it doesn’t if
It’s you because you have so much of that [ __ ] risk potential I have that part now I’m at in and out and I’m looking at all these [ __ ] people and I’m just like anger is just Building inside me I’m getting [ __ ] angrier so my My Girl My Girls helped me a lot
Function function yeah she’s help me a lot dude do you have like a some fun memories from when you were a kid like was there something fun that you guys used to go do like did you go trick or reading or something like that my brother I mean [ __ ] my brother was
Like my dad was he really like but my brother was [ __ ] brutal to me like you know you my brother’s 3 years older than me and you’re having a he was like my dad you’re having a him raise me as a kid and all he knows is stff [ __ ] he’s
Seen or learned oh yeah so my mom he’d [ __ ] me up beat the [ __ ] out of me like I get I remember I’d get every day my mom would come back from work I’d be [ __ ] up with bruises I bet he feels horrible about it uh I mean it’s kind of
Hard dude because it’s like you’re a kid raising a kid right you know right it’s almost not even fair for him to feel horrible about it yeah you know so it’s like I mean I remember we had a [ __ ] prison whip bro my dad had a prison Whip and my
Brother would be like [ __ ] if you don’t clean the house I’m G whack you with this thing you may hit with a [ __ ] prison whip dude it [ __ ] takes skin off the bone I mean it takes [ __ ] skin off but I wouldn’t like it it’s not good dude it’s a big metal FP
Plastic whip so you take my dad then you take my brother just you know like yeah adds up dude and it’s scary to think man there so many people go through so much [ __ ] like that it’s plastic bro the the prison whip is plastic you got to go type in
Prison that’s an expensive modern prison whip modern prison whip yeah this [ __ ] is looking at like the 1500s and [ __ ] over here n it’s it’s a hard plastic rod bro yeah it’s kind of like that but like that’s new age that’s some prison [ __ ] that’s a new age [ __ ]
But yeah man it’s been a good podcast Ste good [ __ ] dude well I’m trying to think if there’s anything else that we can talk about that makes me now one a little bit less depressed well I just think no I think just like when you talk
About that kind of stuff like I do realize like when I’m able to share things like cuz some people that’s the one of the gifts that some people have right and I believe this is like you know people that went through something that was super really tough
Right and they’re able to get through it and then if they are able to articulate what it was like and how it affected them if they were to do all that and get through it and still have some way to articulate well that’s where it’s able to be
Beneficial the the difficult thing with me it’s like with fighting like I was able to get [ __ ] I was able to like be with women and have that but most big women too I bet big women big women big women but but guys the problem
Is like a lot of guys like me that’s not necessarily the case they don’t train they don’t fight and they just self-isolate you just got to like yeah man it’s hard just what I would tell anybody is just don’t self-isolate even though know it feels good and you want
To [ __ ] you know feels good like I just don’t do it yeah I’ll do it I yeah yeah cuz I I’ll like go against that’s why I go to like recovery meetings and stuff because it makes me go to a meeting I have to be in a room where
People like like one thing I like about recovery meetings is like you’re able to share how you feel in there about [ __ ] and nobody can cross talk so you recovery meetings yeah does it help oh it helps a lot yeah it helps a lot bro it’s a lot of people talking about all
This kind of [ __ ] well addiction addiction’s real like um yeah addiction I mean like [ __ ] man I mean we all got addictions you know mine a lot was women you know prior of my girl like I had a bad like sex addiction not sex addiction but it’s like just
Like all guys like you know you’re a single guy the only thing that makes you feel good is chasing a woman oh yeah you know oh when I was young dude like once I learned about jerking off and everything oh that’s bad all down here
All bad all bad if I had a thought an idea anything I would just jerk I actually get a lot I had a good idea I’d go jerk off like know it’s funny I’ll watch porn and the moment I come dude I get kind of pissed off yeah but like
It’s kind of weird like so my dad right my dad hypersexual dildo communal porn box that like I feel a lot of Shame from sex so like you know like I like I’ll watch porn like f jerk I don’t really watch porn Much Anymore the second I
Jerk off I feel so ashamed of myself I feel so ashamed but I grew up my D yell at my dick I’ll call you’re just mad you went for that you went for that temporary fiction yeah yeah but you know what it’s the only way I knew to make
Myself feel good was that was the only good feeling I had in my [ __ ] whole life was just like that so I was like it’s it’s it’s a chemical dope you just should chasing it but you know like I mean dude I’m like I’ll get on a
Motorcycle and I mean last night going to the event dude my manager is with me and I’m driving like 120 through red lights on the back n he he has another bike but he like he didn’t keep up right I even told him I was like you don’t
Don’t keep up with me like just stay at home like you just I’ll meet you at the event we’re going the same play I’m going like 120 through red lights and it’s just like that even though like yeah you can’t but it just feels good it makes feel good that like temporary high
Of feeling good you know yeah yeah exactly it feels good yeah but you know I mean I guess we’ wrap this [ __ ] up it’s getting late I it’s getting late but I would tell I would just tell you guys that train you know don’t isolate [ __ ] man good luck I wish you
Guys the best of luck I believe that [ __ ] man we’re [ __ ] huh yeah we’re [ __ ] don’t have kids you know just don’t [ __ ] I I know I actually funny we’d actually probably be really good parents yeah but you when you get so much trauma you’re like I don’t really know you know
Yeah I know it is a little risky dude there’s days where I’m like I’d be a great dad and there’s days like I would leave those [ __ ] one long afternoon and I’m [ __ ] to get some milk brother like damn that milk’s far away that’s what my
Son’s going to be thinking but [ __ ] man you know at the end of the day guys we all know that I’m a little [ __ ] up the little [ __ ] up we’re all little [ __ ] up [ __ ] oh we’re all [ __ ] up dude wish you guys the best man and you know
What I tell you guys if if you ever have those like [ __ ] that feelings come train Jiu-Jitsu MMA it’s like it’s a Brotherhood there you’ll have a lot of people that are like-minded not I mean I train with a lot of normal guys where there are a lot of guys who have been
Molested by [ __ ] you know I know guys I’ve trained with guys who’ have been molested you know it’s like yeah yeah so it’s like if you’re a if you’re a guy going through some rough [ __ ] you know a gym is a good home for you or just go to
A [ __ ] meeting yeah but a Jim there is something physical about it physically getting things out of your body is really interesting because I think there’s different ways to do it yeah you know I think you can do it physically I think you can do it by
Going to like like therapy and stuff like that iasa was super helpful you ever do that no I’ve I’ve never I do drug scare me dude yeah this is different though I wouldn’t never push a drug on anybody this is this isn’t something you could go do in an alley or
Before you go the problem is you like I know like my inner thoughts I know what I want yeah and it’s like I don’t want to put myself in a position to where like yeah that’s true let’s keep you chill yeah you know let’s keep
You on imagine like imagine if like I do some like I do something I I is different but if I do like if I start drinking alcohol yeah that’s bad then like that that wall that I put up in my brain is going to start like
Coming down a little bit coming down I just stay away from that [ __ ] yeah but I mean know [ __ ] you know helps from what they say man what do we know yeah what do we know dude we’re just a couple [ __ ] idiots talking crying and [ __ ] on
[ __ ] uh dude you just beat up one of your [ __ ] co-workers yesterday yeah [ __ ] man [ __ ] deserved it yeah the only thing the only thing that I will say about dra is is you’re very lucky that happened in a fight and not and out in the world because God bless the UFC
Then huh God bless the UFC Sean thanks man yeah man I appreciate it dude happy holidays you guys [ __ ] oh yeah dude all right my bad dude you the man dude I appreciate you good times on the breeze and I feel I’m falling like these leaves I must be
Cornerstone oh but when I reach that ground I’ll share this piece of mind I found I can feel it in my bones but it’s going to take little
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"I'm not going to move then" Theo is a genius.
Umm this guy literally told us he is a sociopath, that he learned empathy…. we should make sure he hasnt killed anyone, seriously. We should nake sure his girlfriend is okay. I bet he beats her. He is a lot. He needs a therapist, or jail. If he did anything ever to an animal, u definitely should look into him. These kind of guys will literally get on tv and think they are smarter than everyone else. He also definitely was abused by his Dad. He got so defensive. He had something bad happened. He needs Jesus.
As a person who boxes and grew up in a fucked up environment I think that this interview is amazing and I really respect the way sean is open about the things he's went thru and he's not embarrassed, I think a lot of fighters and just ppl in general think that we have to hold everything to ourselves and be tough and not let anybody see the pain and I think that's what leads to a lot of ppl taking their lives bc u just can't find it in yourself to ask for help,
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1:21:37 – Like a Greek statue FFS.
Mad jawline.
I'm sorry because I'm him with same child hood and same killing thought but i turned to Jesus. It's still a daily struggle but haven't left my property in 6yrs. My girlfriend does everything because I'm not able to deal with anyone. I wish i could find piece
It’s crazy that they mute midget, but he said China man like 50 times. It wasn’t even a little funny.
Theo.. come with me to Mexico… Right across the border.. I can guarantee safety.. you can get/ do whatever you want The chicas flow like water .. no one will recognize you… Guaranteed .. I dabble a few times a year.. that's it.. I am American.. lived there 3 years. No worries
Piss right over your back 😂😂😂😂😂 that’s wild
Poor guy, I pray he turns to Christ
Even though he says pretty hateful things about others, especially women, it's evident that he's really hurting. It almost sounds like he's trying to convince himself when he says judgemental stuff. But I really hope he knows that he is a beautiful soul & is worthy of all the love, respect & peace in this life. Much love to you, Sean. And much love to you, Theo. You are a wonderful human being<3
Lost is the word. Not worthless. Got no father figure either.
Redneck shit is why we relate..
Wow that was crazy
Theo, you are such a cool dude. And the way you handled Sean in that sensitive time was awesome. Sean is such a good man and I pray for both of you. Thanks for a great show Theo, God bless.
Katt next
To everyone out there that’s a parent protect your child’s child hood give them love pray over them and bless their lives ❤
This was my favorite episode.
Everyone’s talking about therapy. Bag, we all need JESUS. No to self-help books. Yes to the Bible.
Bro.. Sean is fried. Theo looks like the sane one here.
I really sat and cried like a damn kid when he started talking about his trauma and losing faith in god, im sure I’m not the only one. Much love to you all.
Nothing more powerful than a man willing to be there for another man. This was special.
I feel like they both have a lot of common ground and that’s why Sean felt comfortable enough to really say what he wanted to say.
Seeing this man try so fucking hard to hold it all back is the saddest thing. Resonates so much in so many men.
did anyone notice that theo teared up when sean cried. he was really in tuned with seans emotion, that was a pure moment
We've come so far as men; the amount of open love and support we've learned to show one another makes such a big difference! Appreciated this interview so much.
Have any of you STOPPED believing in God? Even for an atheist, that's a big deal.
Two brain donors talking politics and history
@ 1:32:00 around here is when sean cries if that's what you're looking for
Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it because nobody else will.
You two touched my heart tonight. What a joy. Amidst all the pain.
The way he can narrate his story with no emotions for so much of it shows his emotional disconnect. It was good he started crying. Interesting it was about questioning God in both circumstances that the tears came. No child should have to go through that and that's likely how/ why he got into a violent sport
Don’t judge a book by its cover
Favourite episode
damn it, Theo… you made me cry again! I'm not crying you're crying!
Wow that was one bumpy ride
This mf is burnt out!
every time theo tries to imitate mexican music with trumpets he just sings the vengabus song ive noticed him do it several times
90 mins in the big bad wolf cries
Broken dude..poor bugger. That's great he talks about it but I hope he's getting some help 😢
The people's champ, man.. Thanks for the powerful interview, Theo. So good to hear you guys work through stuff together, we've all been through something
I like Sean Strickland but he was quite annoying in this podcast
This is conversation Sean tried to had with Rogan, but it got too emotional. Rogan blocked a lot of it. Theo lets the guys just follow the thought. After Rogan got blasted for the 1st Alex Jones, he always gets a little cagey and fact checks or will redirect a conversation
Nahh I be fucking ever night bro
It's a heavy interview. Relatable