Breakfast Baguette

Had a breakfast baguette from Magpie’s in Loughborough

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Right folks how are we all bloody still cold here in the east of the Midlands uh back in the van going to do a food review um I was on the way to wherever I’m doing some stuff I thought I’m bloody hungry I’m hungry and anyway in

Lra excuse me that isn’t covid by the way I’ve just swallowed the wrong way um in lra there is uh on swingbridge Industrial estate this magpie’s breakfast uh it’s on Kar Kieran Drive K kand Drive um I’ve always drove by it I’ve always wondered what it’s like so

Anyway i’ come through love BR um the traffic’s absolutely ridiculous absolutely ridiculous uh floods everywhere the weather’s gone crazy you think people are be protesting about it doing something about it uh and blocking roads and stuff but you know that’s what it is so anyway I stopped off there uh

And I got myself a breakfast cob um cuz I got to do some stripping some plank floorboards got I got to do I got to do some over there over there right um so I thought I’d just give it a go I thought I’ll give it a go I stopped off

And pulled up parked on where I probably shouldn’t have parked straight across the road blocked it all off uh but first of all folks uh I would just like to congratulate uh Tessa Johnson and Evelyn Evelyn Williamson yeah uh they’ve come second in a women’s cycling race in Illinois so

Well done to Tessa Johnson and EVN Williams Williamson uh both biological men oh right uh they continued their pattern of dominating women’s cycling competitions over the weekend oh right the pair took gold and silver medals respectively in the Illinois state cross cyclo cross Championship leaving just one biological woman on the

Podium huh well that ain’t fair is it men racing against women hey that ain’t fair at all oh anyway well done to them because it must be really hard to do that race against women when you got the muscle mass and the test drone the same as blokes

Anyway uh back on to this I think it’s cost me 650 uh there’s bacon there’s egg there’s mushroom these sausage these beans these Tomatoes you can put other stuff on it it’s on a baguette it’s been warmed up it’s wrapped in foil what more do you

Want from a little parcel for the work trade the work men and women of this great country that probably run on on the breakfast of an English breakfast dropped a mushroom or a bean Dro me beans now there they go look at that look how’s that look M so I’ve put brown

Sauce on it now some of you going oh brown sauce you don’t I just like brown sauce I like the fru uh let’s tuck into this cob this baguette this whatever this offering let’s tuck in Dave you shut the up Saton it’s got some good smoke coming off the top you know what this is very nice for £650 if you’re popping into Howden oh Howen by the way thanks for me bloody extractor fan I’m still waiting on that don’t know waggy’s got to get in touch with me

I thought I’ll text Waggy after this I’ve got to get some pea gravel and all and I need a floor sander I should have put salt and pepper on it because it just needs that little bit of salt that seasoning now that’s my own fault because unless

You know the calf that you go to I mean when I used to work at Melton M uh making plastic the calf down the road there their bacon was not salty but it was more salty you know it had more that kind of stuff in it Garn

Hand so you didn’t put any on and this just needs that little bit but can’t fault it I love mushrooms m I’m impressed I’m impressed it’s it’s all you need is it on a cold December morning in the East Midlands when it’s pissing it down r and you got to go and graft

Outside I should have bought a Mugger tea as well to be fair I’m going put the ketle on in a minute come on it must be where I’ve been dragging me Knuckles well Evelyn and Tessa don’t drag their Knuckles anymore now they’re fully fledged women aren’t they

Hey hey now they’re fully brought up as women dripping out the bottom so if you’re in the lra area folks on the industrial state on swing Bridge way or swings Bridge uh thingy it’s near the 3M place as you come down the A6 no it ain’t the A6 is it A6 if you’re

Coming from Shep ship and you got the golf course or the golf range on the left hand side with those new Fango Dango bloody car charging points that Greta would love mind you gret’s in the in you I don’t think I don’t think people are happy with her tweeting about stuff obviously our

Groomers have um badly advised her to do stuff and it’s looking a bit sour for her a bit like her face oh hell so you go by the golf range oh hell got on his top come to the island turn left where the old barers used to be and all the branks shack

Down turn left at the bar at bar at the island go to the button Island turn right down there and go down there it’s about two football pitches on your left hand side you can’t miss it it’s on the path par I tell you what it’s what makes it is

It’s on a good baguette it’s on a nice quality baguette I think he’s open on a Saturday as well when I drive by sometimes there’s a ginger girl there there she’s working but this is really really good I’m really happy with this this is’s going to sort me out for what I’ve got

To do I tell you what he has done though it’s filled me up I ain’t going to want anything else now what time is it 20 P 10 i’t going to one now for about 2 hours so he got the right amount of mushrooms on as well that’s what you need

Now go back a video or two and check the cheeseboard out if you’re using the code be a blue van man or one word you’ll get 20% off so I’m going to have a look at that got all my bloody steering wheel now Dirty Bastard so there you have it folks a

Nice breakfast baguette from The Magpie in lra don’t me a treat right folks Li this