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Mean that’s that’s like Scout and Scottish at the same [Applause] [Laughter] time Americans hear all English accents like any I remember I remember when Alexa and and um Google homes first came came out like Scottish people just could not communicate with them it was the fun I just it just wouldn’t understand what
The [ __ ] they were trying to say ever I feel bad for them [ __ ] hell but at the same time who’s who uses who who Is right let’s get these uh plague gloves how do even get this [ __ ] uh you go to the extras bit in your stash and redeem it all right um Hello everybody welcome back to unlicense therapy hey welcome to Welcome to My Name is Pewdiepie any welcome for thanks for hello for
Coming hello for coming well welcome for thanks for hello hello for coming welcome to you’re here and hello find your and real good for seven wellow wello wello I redeemed a thing oh my stash I see take that whoa dude rude you know these DLC uh weapons yeah when they
Break can you sue the company because then you’ve paid for an item that’s now dead you know oh you can repair it but what if it breaks well you just get another one you just redeem it again you pay the money again no you just redeem it again in
Your stash you just this these days oh microtransactions man micro Jackson oh [Laughter] yeah here we go oh yeah you look oh you look fire baby you looking fire baby did you equip yours in your inventory is that what you did I don’t really know to be honest did
You I didn’t I just equipped an out oh okay right I’ve equipped both in the inventory and as an outfit cuz it’s actually quite good gear so oh okay let me have a look cuz I oh yeah yeah yeah sorry I must have uh missed that have a
Look yeah I’m going to touch my yeah you’re looking pretty good dude you’re looking pretty good yeah dude you make me feel so good all the time it’s crazy you’re so nice to me man damn you kind of look like you know the Batman Scarecrow villain you know oh
Nice I’m San Mafia yeah Killian Killian Murphy Killian kids okay okay ah we got this stamina regen coming in we got combat XP happening oh man what I would give for a kiss on another man a kiss on another man’s lip just the one lip though don’t want
To go too crazy welcome to Christmas In Dying Light everybody welcome I know it’s after Christmas but this is what you get so you know this is Christmas in New Hampshire we’re going it’s all snowy it’s all snowy and snowy this is actually the Christmas event for next year we’re getting ahead
Of ahead of schedule uh who the [ __ ] is El Baka yeah so this is the this is the Christmas Bounty man um he will provide us with various bounties that pop up um there’s daily bounties and there’s weekly bounties that are harder or take longer to do did you just say Wiggly
Bounties Wiggly bounties daily bounties and Wiggly bounties okay uh and every time you level up or you complete the bounties you get uh points and those points can be used to buy oh look at these whoa okay right dude we’re grinding this we’re grinding this this there’s stuff to do there so
There’s um and also every time you level up you get a letter to Santa uh and the letter to Santa goes in this little letter box here yeah and then once you do that Santa will drive by in his plane okay and he’ll drop a parcel
Somewhere on the map and when you get there you have to do to defeat um a mini boss oh dude right we need to do this we need to do this right now I’ve never been so excited in my life all right so what bounties do you want to take on
Then I like the idea of getting the Santa drops looted but I suppose that’s when we level up right yeah that’s when we get the yeah uh let’s see Feast fixings what’s that one festive dinner approaches search Nate stores restaurants and kitchens for food items every open every fridge to ensure a
Bountiful celebration with fellow survivors okay we could probably do that all right then let’s track can you activate um you can activate a bunch by the looks of it yeah I think you can have up to three dailies and one weekly active Okay Uncle snow winter boon
Earned Uncle snow is the mini boss when you get to the Santa’s package so oh okay stacks of viral winter Boon earned defeat nativ virals to boost figure regenerating life test its potential eliminate as many swiftly as possible unleash Vitality in VOR Survivor I’ll just activate that one anyway cuz the uh
The naughty virals are all over the place um and there’s there’s new like tiny elf versions of the infected as well that we can uh try and get so good uh and Then star topper collected follow star to we do that one cuz you get decorations from enemies now as well
Okay and for the weekly one I kind of want to do the Santa drops one but I bet the candy one’s oh naughty infected defeated will probably be easier oh that’ll be an easy one yeah 250 it’s a lot but we’ll just keep killing so all right let’s activate those then yeah boy
There we go nice dude woohoo can you track these then from I guess your Journal uh yeah you go to Bounties in your menu and they’ll all be on the side all right I see got it which one should we do first then should we track one uh
They’re all tracked simultaneously so oh it’ll all contribute so let’s go let’s go just kill some Infected I guess yeah let’s just go loot some lose some hous lers all here we go boys we’re l l now do who look at your Scythe what yeah dude what do you think where’s my
Um where’s my weapon I got a weapon as well didn’t I I think I’ve also got a um a crossbow here dude look I got this oh [ __ ] oh dude I bet that has like this cool graphic in the dark yeah probably I hope so is this a
Naughty yeah he’s got a little Christmas outfit on look cool look at this guy look look like a grinch I guess cuz they’re green they’re kind of Grinchy just make sure you loot the uh naughty ones cuz you get presents and [ __ ] from them oh [ __ ] Christmas sweets what the [ __ ] whoa
Okay wa I I can’t see what’s happening this dude exploded whoa dude your sight is so cool oh you’re cool man oh yeah little ones yeah it’s the little boys so when you kill them there’s a chance for like a a buff to activate Okay uh sometimes you’ll regen Health
Sometimes you’ll jump really high that kind of [ __ ] that’s incredible I love this game man I got a small present yeah you can open those in your inventory you’ll get random [ __ ] out of them like Christmas sweets sometimes if you get the bigger present you’ll get like rare weapons and
[ __ ] oh I just got two stacks of a winter Boon then [ __ ] so that was actually two out of the three that I need for one of the bounties holy [ __ ] I got two lots of healing from killing you’re killing it you’re killing it who are these guys oh [ __ ] no oh dude
You what have you done get away I’m sorry I was just in the Christmas spirit it’s not how you get on the on the the good list not you get on the good list you’re on a naughty list well you’re on the naughty list though oh my
God dirty little boy real dirty oh there’s shitloads down oh let’s [ __ ] kill him my guy oh nice oh there’s a big boy here dude like a boss almost oh was there okay yeah that’s all right we got new weap now [Applause] whoa boom Oh God
Damn oh he’s a tough one he’s a toughy I’m going to throw exposive just going to hang out up here a sec all right dude there to heal I’m healing currently I got to heal up my ass man I killed him I got him oh you got
The big boy nice yeah the scyth actually cut him in half somehow oh my God I know what the [ __ ] overpowered a bit op at the minute yeah but that’s good though that’s what you wanton oh God explosive I’m exploding I’m exploding baby tell us all about your fancy new laptop
Dude there’s lots of little ones here oh no okay oh yeah I supposed I haven’t I haven’t talked about it on uh on stream have I oh I completed a bounty nice that was quick yeah I know right boom boom boom get out of here I can hear the little ones the little
Ones kill the babies wait what uh anyway kill the baby’s way where what uh yeah so for for people who don’t know I’ve got a new laptop um it’s a gaming laptop uh I spent a lot of money on it probably too much money compared to what
I could have got got you know I could have been I probably could have been smarter but I didn’t want to be smart I wanted to spend a lot of money so that’s that’s that’s just how it goes all right um well you need to Future proof there’s no point scrimping you
Know there is no point scrimping um so yeah so I got a big beefy gaming laptop it’s an alien wear a d Alienware laptop um so cool which is which is pretty cool it’s got an RGB keyboard so you know it’s good that’s what we care about Um oh [ __ ] we got more little ones coming boy beat them up beat up the children get him you don’t deserve Christmas uh watch out oh [ __ ] boom uh so yeah uh for for anybody who’s up to speed with the their laptop specs um it’s got a shitload of ram in
It uh I think it’s got like 16 gigs of RAM or something like that which is a lot Ram which is kind of overkill for anything uh we’ve got uh a really fast processor in it I can’t remember the exact thing it’s an Intel I9 uh which is very fast um
That’s very fast it’s got uh it’s got an Nvidia RTX 4080 graphics card uh which is it’s basically enough to run any game you want on it basically at ultra settings um it’s just crazy it’s it’s it’s like 100 frames a second as well so what the [ __ ] yes it’s ridiculously powerful it’s
Ridiculously powerful I’m incredibly jealous of people with good gaming laptops because the portability I I wouldn’t want to even play on like um I don’t think I’d want to play on a good desktop PC I’d want it like on my lap you know and I’d want to just like I
Don’t know Chill on the sofa with it close by rather than yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly exactly so much better and you can take it on holiday and like trips if you ever got on a trip you’ve got your gaming exactly exactly that’s why I wanted a laptop that’s why I wanted a
Laptop I’m not against getting a uh I’m not against getting a desktop later but you know it’s just uh it’s for now it means that you know I can play some sick games I can I can do some I can do some editing I can live stream to
The channel and [ __ ] like that we can do shared you know streams as well where we sort of sit in on on games and [ __ ] like that hey Yan what’s going on baby hey Yan stop we got the entire population of Serbia watching how you doing Happy uh Happy
Happy berthas um happy I Think Jesus had a birthday recently but I wasn’t invited yeah this is uh we’re celebrating the the week where Jesus died uh was resurrected and then went to the nearest takeway for a curry Jesus vindoo baby Jesus christas Merry Christmas we just getting crazy protests
In Serbia we on top uh hey Julie welcome to the stream hey Julie how’s it going Julie it’s all right you’re not you’re not that late Julie it’s only we’ve only been on for 15 minutes or so so it’s all good it’s all good you haven’t missed
Too much as you can see it’s uh Christmas In Dying Light world at the moment it’s nice and snowy even though there’s not really that many clouds above us and uh we’re doing some special Christmas related uh quests and bounties and stuff to get some cool gear and stuff you
Know uh we can just pretend it’s still Christmas happy Halloween damn it everybody uh let’s uh let’s let’s get in the Christmas spirit Jing sing bom sing to uh SpongeBob squ I need Singapore poo and I wa Singapore noodle for you [Laughter] yeah Singapore noodle [ __ ] sake
That’s good that’s good [ __ ] that’s good where where are you by the way sir I was uh I was just fighting a few infected going for a little sing Singapore for going for uh going for a little Christmas jog you know oh you’re still I get it there’s Christmas tree here but
What do I do with it Christmas sing for you uh judie’s daring us to sing Disney songs um uh ding dinging dong Bing Bong oh no sorry that’s not Disney man that’s not you ain’t a Disney uh uh uh oh Life is a Highway no that’s that’s
Cars that’s not a Disney is it oh yeah it is Disney yeah it is Disney Life is a Highway kachow where are you dude I can’t see you anywhere I was following you just 2 seconds ago and then you disappeared what what the [ __ ] oh there you are back
What does the Christmas tree do dad uh Jeff Throw I’m throwing money at you dance dance for me uh Yan says have you seen what I commented on the stream asking you guys uh if not can ask here uh you’ll have to remind us Yan
Uh say it again do it again but yell it shout it again but funny do it like funny do it like Reese does it you know do it how Reese do it do it like a Reese do nobody can do Rees do nobody can do what re do do uh they have terrible
Memories yeah we do SD terrible memories who are you triggering memories who are these people where am I where am I what what whose house am I in you’re in my house you’re in my house now Governor you’re in my house now sucker you’re miles now little man
Little man little man little man your jibber jabber or whoever is that Mr T who said that oh by the way I um I got a uh I got a special sword in my stash go on then where am I going why did this happen I got a um I got an
Exotic go on then what what is an exotic even it’s like the highest Rarity go on then what do you mean go on then go on then what go on then right oh that’s not it sorry oh thanks man I’ll do one for you as well come
Here thanks dude go on then yeah look I got do that’s just a just a sword but look a bit Rusty mate it’s got some blood on it uh does that make it better yeah yeah yeah uh Yan says there’s this guy who I started watching and I gave him the idea
To do a paranormal discussion stream so he can get uh another host and if you guys are down for it just tell me and I’m going to tell him a paranormal discussion stream that sounds like fun I could I could be down for that yeah we could definitely be down for that man
Yeah put a put I don’t know a lot about it but if it’s like story time then if the ghost of my dad is there then sure I’ve done a ghost poo once or twice oh man I love ghost poos they’re so weird I did one like a couple days
Ago I think cuz all the Christmas foods made it all like better why am I auto aiming onto I’m like Auto aiming onto this [ __ ] Barrel here what the [ __ ] uh yeah Yovan put in the word do it I to talk about paranormal activities Serbian Emissary do it oh and watch and
Watch evidence watch evidence oh yeah I’m Keen for that I’m Keen for that I’m Keen I Won’t Say I’m a Believer but I I don’t mind the discussion uh I will ask lty uh I mean if she’s watching now then she’ll probably answer uh she might also be asleep
So just going to watch you from up here man this Scythe is kicking ass dude it’s so good d That’s let me see your sword can I see your sword oh you want to see how how my sword do kill kill some [ __ ] dude uh his name is zance
1993 okay that’s a cool name yeah L sleeping after committing so many crimes um yeah zance 1993 let me um I’ll just make a quick note of that actually and then uh I’ll put it in the I’ll put it in the WhatsApp I have with Reese just so that
It it looks really weird on his phone as well oh I’ve blocked you so who are you uh wait what am I doing I’m testing my sword I keep throwing coins by accident my bad it’s okay I just want to see you kill some one whoa does it have like a special
Ability cuz it’s exive I don’t think so cuz it was like a gifted it does have a lot of stats though I bet it causes the bleed effect because it’s kind of covered in blood and stuff isn’t it uh it’s got like a bunch of extra damage points for aiming at the head
Power attacks that kind of [ __ ] okay this is the kind of Christmas I wanted from the beginning Mass Slaughter Mass Slaughter that’s what it’s all about kill things kill things oh no I think I just aggroed the dudes oh Julie’s trying to spawn James I hope it works you see that
Spawn Mato spawn Mato uh usually works yine says the stream idea is still in the early stages so it might be done next month or something like that yeah just let us know dude and uh and yeah sure it can be uh unlicensed therapy’s first uh collaboration I’m Keen to hear what
You’ve got as well like what what yeah what kind of ghosts dead dud that’s exciting I like hearing Murder Mysteries and stuff that’s always ghost story is where people die you know cuz death is funny I mean it wouldn’t be a ghost story if they were alive would it yeah yeah the ghost
Alive ghost alive oh I love a good crypted as well you know I don’t what’s the skin skin walker cuz I’ve seen like I’ve seen people refer to their dogs as Skin Walkers cuz and I’m like what is the skin walker [ __ ] oh man oh man great this game’s
Great the R1 button is it yeah I know it’s a shame I can’t figure out how to jump on this had a jump It’s a witch in Navajo culture that can shape shift so sometimes looks goofy nice it doesn’t get the shape shifting perfect I get you nice keeps putting a
Dick on by accident for an example I am a skin walker okay all right okay well I’m going to deny it but I am one I don’t know if Reese is a skin walk Walker cuz he is just a perfect human being you know oh you [ __ ] pervert Yeah G your out
I giv you a compliment why you [ __ ] well you you asked me why are you always trying to ask where I’m going what’s wrong with you I’m just trying to follow you I want to be part of the stream you know you’re like a you’re like a needy
Husband I’m like the part of license therapy that is is is not in the Limelight I’m in the background all right there’s Reese doing parkour look at him go look at me do look at you glitch about on the water look go look you do some everyone watch
This I can’t get up really really cool watch this everyone hey hey there he goes nice like that yeah that was good [ __ ] that was good [ __ ] that was good [ __ ] uh right should we uh should we do the story we’ll do the story yeah [ __ ]
It see if we can uh progress a bit and we’ll we’ll continue doing the bounties as we’re going um I got some uh Bounty points though which is pretty nice nice okay what do those mean Bounty you know that you level up with the uh Christmas
Guy oh nice got you so you actually completed one I completed the uh the the stacks of Christmas damn dude find it super super hot when you complete your bounties when you eat a bounty oh man I love it when you have those coconut chocolates man oh get
Coconut stuck in your teeth and then you smile at I was just about to say like why does that [ __ ] get stuck in your teeth you don’t want to eat chocolate and it get stuck in your teeth man yeah no one wants that except I do want that
Give me give me give me your phone number while you’re at it as well can we activate another one of these uh ding it looks like I’ve done one too still waiting for the gangster rap cover oh [ __ ] when am I am I going to sing it
Uh never what do we do with the boun the finished bounties then do we get it should automatically deposit the the points so yeah in the bottom right when you’re talking to the guy it’s got like your progress to a thousand oh wow we get 500 for completing one of those oh
[ __ ] well the one where we get the the feast fixings raiding fridges and stuff we get 750 for that oh I’m going to go raid some fridges dude should we go loot some loot some should we go loot AES what you want you know I’m
What look at some of this uh winter [ __ ] though this looks cool yeah some of those masks look [ __ ] sick I like The Nutcracker one I like the ice cram that one looks cool ice Crown yeah ice crown for ice cream ice scream we’ll scream for ice
Crown I’m getting hurt quite bad dude oh I’m down what happened you were busy looking at [ __ ] masks [Applause] dude I got you fam save me thank you man I didn’t really need under control you sure did come over here waving that Scythe like a stupid old F you stupid
Fart you got me you got me you sure what that smell oh it’s just Reese he’s a fart right let’s go and talk to Sophie I’m one of those um thick farts that sort of linger around under the covers for a while oh so when you like lift up
The covers it’s like yeah yeah no it’s like you’ve had yeah you’ve got like brushed cotton sheets and they’re really thick and fluffy and that fart lingers around for maybe half an hour to see me nice been hearing about you good uh Yan wants me to ask reys why you shot JFK
Make believe it’sing you a I don’t want to talk about it I’m not allowed to talk about Alberto orzo both know the location of the purest crystals little known fact uh even though Reese wasn’t directly responsible for JFK he was the grassy null fine they in thear what he was the he
Was the grassy null all along the one that the Gunner sat on okay R was the little grassy no boom ask the Craft Masters about the crystals gotcha we’ll do on it I’ll beat you there I’ll I’ll race you there nerd wait what why did I just fast
Travel behind you that’s not what I wanted [ __ ] [Laughter] dude uh I don’t want to brag but the dude who committed PE Harbor that was me yoan did it you like that means the entire population of Serbia did it so trapped in a sh in hfield Sophie sent me she where they can
Find some the one Serbian the last Serbian left the last Serbian it’s the new movie I’m directing of who’s in it who stars in it youan any other cast members or just uh we tried to get his brother Nico but he’s overseas in America and he asked the same
Question that’s new to me no we level 56 Subs yeah it’s possible well I mean considering we we we do pretty well off of um a couple beans a day in it I I drank out of a puddle this morning I was just getting the nutrients out there you know
Wind the dirt the dirt in the puddle has vitamin B12 in it it’s true yeah loads of uh you get your like you get your iron intake from that as well uhuh you know you get get all kinds of vitamins from dirty dirty water dirty water vitamins the worst the the worse you
Drink and the less H you are the more immune you are oh okay oh sorry you were going in a different direction so I know the location but I was told my bad my bad my bad where are the other 54 people you know that’s a very good question
Yovan to the other 54 people who aren’t watching this if you’re watching this VOD back later why don’t you come join us [Laughter] livey Jesus Jesus can’t get a [ __ ] staff these days you can’t get a [ __ ] staff these days hey that dude back there
Looks like me the works yet again I have a feeling that that guy just can’t speak and when he does it’s like really stupid he’s always just like time he got wasn’t that long ago uh one of them is Julie’s other YouTube account one would be Lonnie and two are James and Mato
Correct and that’s 56 I know my MTH that makes 56 my guess is that the PK’s got a hold of him keep secrets from you oh one is astronaut and trust me it’s not a good thing he’s here yeah it’s true astronaut is a NY old child who is hyperactive
And uh seems to just constantly type by alternating between capital letters and lowercase letters constantly and I’m not entirely sure how that’s possible save him you won’t regret we still his his little pinky finger must be hovering over the shift key constantly just ready to go into
Caps uh it could be my kid I am 45 yeah it’s true coming up on my 96th birthday soon the oldest gamer in the did you just say 96th birthday coming up yeah I age quite fast I age you know I age like 50 years
At a time so so it’s actually like your third birthday it’s my third birthday yeah it’s your third birthday but you’re just I do actually get like physically older as well by that amount so I’ve had three birthdays and then I die do you just like go into a cocoon or
Something and then just wake up and then you’re super old yeah I’m like a beautiful butterfly except not beautiful and not a butterfly just a shriveled old man Julie can see you as a dad apparently he is a dad thanks man he’s got four babies can you see me as a
YouTuber with a million Subs please that’ be that’ be really good as well yeah I can’t see that’d be more useful I don’t want a baby don’t wor take that back take the baby back take the baby back we want can I return this baby I want monetized
YouTube channels I’ve kept the receipt if you want the baby you can’t return a baby yeah you can you just pop it back in pop him back in see what happens pop him back in oh no oh no we’ve come at the wrong time of day this is really bad oh no oh
No who’s in there just wait yeah go in have a look oh my God it’s quite a lot in there just chilling out I’m inside there’s no sign ofy yet I think we have to come back at night find him no no we do no we
Do I’m looking why hry cuz it said so oh sh D the old neck crack nice oh you you cracked your neck no I cracked a zombie neck oh I was going to say if if you can crack your neck I’m jealous you I can sometimes
S are you not impressed can we just um impressed by what what do you mean I just killed every [ __ ] in there well not every [ __ ] in there I killed two of them so I mean you can take that back I think I found radio
And a body [ __ ] m t your own hor boy oh Judy can pig Dr us is a successful YouTuber apparently you so maybe you have this weird plan where you kick me out of utg and and suddenly the the channel really takes off immediately after that for some re I would move
Country I would move country if that happened I yeah I would I would hate that would you hate I’m not a jealous person but I am a jealous person would you hate me for it no I wouldn’t hate you for it I would just be I just be
Like oh man rip would you ha must been me then I must have been Bringing Down the channel was just been me the whole time leaving a stink [Laughter] here up my mic [ __ ] oh god oh no my microone mro my mqu dble D it keeps saying we’re supposed to
Search for him at night but supposed to do we could just come here during the day it’s night time we can close your eyes oh yeah you’re right why is there a Wi-Fi symbol on the door but it’s upside down cuz it’s e e e so is catnip is it the same
As we Marana no not really but sure [ __ ] what is catnip I’ll try catnip is dried ground up cats cat wart and Cat mint is a species of genus nepita in the family Li uh native to Southern and Eastern Europe in the Middle East
China what does it do why you cut F away you ain’t getting a thing from cats uh cats snort lines of it you know they just great oh great oh God I got so many burps today oh God give me some give me some all right come on there you [Applause]
Go I don’t like this sword this special legendary sword I’ve got is not good I’m going to use my Christmas ball you have a Christmas bu ball what the [ __ ] yeah what games is everyone playing at a minute by the way what games is what games is everyone play them what games
Is the play people who is doing it the gra grain Grumps Gra I’ve been watching um beta gameplay of Skull and Bones oh yeah does it look like game of the year does it look good for the for the first time I actually can’t tell if I’d
Enjoy it or not right but there are elements to it that I might enjoy because it sounds like there’s a lot of like cool sailing and combat and grindin but at the same time doesn’t look like there’s like um a very good objective to keep coming like you up you upgrade your
Ship but then like what you you do after that why are you staying to play the game you know why are you here but then I suppose that’s that goes for um SE of Thieves too I mean all you’re really doing on that game is upgrading your
Ship yeah but at least in that you can you know you can do fun [ __ ] and yeah true you get musical instruments to play and it’s all very very comical and you know just having big exploding barrels and [ __ ] that you can Chuck at other [ __ ] totally unrealistic and you can fire
Yourself out of a cannon and all that where can I find him you know he was on the ground floor when those [ __ ] surrounded me they ran out I bet you won’t be able to fire yourself out of a cannon in Skull and Bones you stay here
Away from my signal I’ll find your friend I don’t think you’ll be very effective as a weapon Hur no you should just blow yourself into absolute Red Mist I’d be curious though like um how cheap I could get a like a build your own gaming PC that would run decent
Games that I could play fun stuff with you for the channel sure like what’s the cheapest I could achieve that is what I want to know I reckon you could spend like I reckon you could probably quite easily spend like a grand and you’d probably get away with a like a
Decent medium computer I think cuz I I wouldn’t need to run them on good settings to be honest I I’d probably be happy with um subpar settings or just like crap settings sure I’ll get you where are we going up here up here I bet if I asked a a PC
Gamer they would um they would know everything ooh is this a inhibitor oh no we’ve already got this one [ __ ] uh yeah I reckon I I would say say somewhere between like a grand and 1.2 okay I reckon that would get you a a Midway decent computer that you’d be
Able to play games on like mid settings I reckon uh okay but I wouldn’t expect I wouldn’t expect High graphical Fidelity out of it cuz we could play sea of Thieves and we could play lethal company we could play like so so many popular PC games that
Well um see if thieves is uh is crossplatform so we could actually play it right now than yeah but we weren’t able to stream off of the Xbox is very no but I would be able to stream off the PC you see I could play it on PC and
Then cross platform with you on the Xbox listen such a good game such a good game it’s my birthday today happy birthday Nathan and can I ask a favor you see can I ask a favor over there my radio can I call someone hello you’ve reached Wendy’s hi welcome to
Chili’s can I get a number five give me a number you there Mom this kid looks like he’s about to die is that you what happened you it’s all good Mom we’re almost Barney and me are just finishing up here Barney the dinosaur and me are just Barney
There what what lipstick is Nathan wearing what shade is that we got oh killed three three infected blood CL number internal organ redell out again prom sure mom we’ll be back soon what’s going on oh naan OE o Nathan uh Yan has returned he said uh he’s reached out to wance uh
He’s live now and says he’s going to reach out to us cool my business Cardy to business here’s my business you just fart on your hand and then slap him in the face with it and then he just like nods and he’s just like I’ll be in touch I’ll be in
Touch when he needs to cool us he just sniff his hand like we go I know I know what to do Y come back to the B everything just wipes his face off with his hand and then puts it in his pocket for some reason Oh I thought you an enemy so
Gory I love it oh [ __ ] I knocked his tank off uhoh little dwarfy man here is stronger IRL between you guys what kind of question is that what the [ __ ] me oh go way oh yeah I feel like uh yovan’s building like a a profile of us you know like a psychological
Profile depending on how we answer these questions I need MMA M he got bigger when you did the finisher on him that’s funny you just went got really big uh uh Julie says pictures of you they bet I’m stronger than you ree yeah I can see
That uh yeah I guess in terms of mass hey but it’s not hey but it’s not strength the matters it’s it’s how many arms you have I have like at least five so it’s not the size M that’s what you do with it um not how many muscles you
Have it’s how little how how many muscles you you don’t have don’t have I’m in the negative numbers baby I’ve got I’ve got minus muscles yeah yeah boy be fair I do feel like can’t tell you why I do feel like Reese’s light as a feather though I I really do he’s a
He’s a tall stick man uh well yeah I weigh 85 kg though so I’m not a light stick man I think uh if you breathe in too hard around Reese he he just gets caught in your throat like sometimes he knows though which is which isn’t as bad cuz you can just
You know snot you back out that’s true yeah snot you back out uh 45y old guy versus uh psycho jfa JFK assassin I don’t know why they think you’re 45 do you sound like a 45y old Veron sound like one maybe I look like one maybe you sound like
One Lu gone things are better for us somebody uh somebody just compareed my voice to every 45y old see if I blend in you again what an experiment what you doing spying on me uh Julie said I can’t have uh negative muscles I’m using one just to say all of this
Silliness don’t be silly you can’t use a muscle with your brain you were supposed to wait for me brain’s not muscle I’m not benching anything with my brain that’s just science friction it’s because his Avatar is Bal dude babies are bald babies don’t have hair babies bald and they 45 he could be
Two he could be one years old True for some reason my sister wants to see you her tongue Tong Tong Tong Tong I was doing a um I was doing a pub quiz the other day at work and um one of the questions um were what’s the strongest muscle in your body right and someone on my team was like
It’s your tongue I know it is it’s your tongue and I was like is it not your jaw and like everyone around the table was like yeah it’s your jaw isn’t it and this person was like no it’s your tongue listen listen to me it’s your tongue I
Know it and and um we were just like how is your tongue like I can what I wouldn’t be able to lift [ __ ] with my tongue and then um and then it came around and the answer was jaw and and then she was just like oh sorry guys
Sorry I was thinking of a different muscle sorry guys sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry how the [ __ ] is a tongue the strongest muscle in you it’s actually the earlobe that’s the that’s the strongest muscle in the body I clenched my eares way too often
Dude I can f m my my ears have got little little little biceps on them you know so what’s the main okay what’s the what’s the main use of that then what are you using that for oh I can um I can like I can do like Judo if I
Get close enough to people with my ears it’s like a defensive it’s a defensive mechanism okay if I pass by somebody and then just graze my ear Lo against them I can punch them in the side of their head with my little with my little ear
ARS you know that old um PS1 game Road Road Rash oh yeah yeah yeah where youd like sling your arm around and hit someone on the bike but instead it’s just your ear Lo and you just like knocking people off bikes why are we so close to this woman’s face I don’t
Know they got the pores on her face quite well though got the Bogies up her nose doing quite well high res High Dynamic bogies got that 5.9k bogey resolution people will end of Why got jiggle physics on the [Laughter] boogers who jiggle physics damn only Tower oh yeah that’s right y’s got three
Kmar oh yeah that’s weird man that’s right cuz last stream we said uh people’s dicks will get bigger for watching our streams yeah yeah for subscribing huge I also Imagine um yoan to have like extremely muscular legs cuz I feel like a 3 km dong would be incredibly hard to
Pull around so because of that he would just have these ginormous Jackhammer like thighs you know yeah that’s a lot of meat to carry around isn’t it so he’s just got these huge he skips arm days so he’s just got like this puny upper body tiny upper body huge
He looks like a frog because steamed hams down below I don’t want any surprises yo van you have to answer me honestly now cuz I’ve seen a lot of pictures of uh of Serbian men do you have a mustache I should them and just a mustache from a
Distance do you have a do you have a mustache if I search seran men into Google right now what’s coming up yep yep yep what’s I mean you’re not wrong they all have mustache you’re actually not wrong here they they all do they all of them do H I’m actually struggling to find
Some do not have a mustache I think it’s just a cultural thing right maybe either that or they all want to be porn actors all of them every single one of them Perhaps Perhaps there’s just uh the breeze in that part of the world is is more located towards upper lip towards
The upper lip yeah oh God bit chilly out on my upper lip today I’m going to grow the mustache out reckon they have like a a selection of mustaches to take out for the day like on coat hangers and stuff take it feels like a handlebars kind of day today
Handle oh Mr Monopoly man that’s a good festive festive oh yeah yeah uh he said search up the Serbian president he wanted to hang himself on live TV well that’s good president why did he do that I’m going to uh sleep until morning he looks silly I’m sorry I’m looking at a
Picture of him now he looks kind of silly dude let over that Serbian his lips it looks like he’s he’s he’s very much moisturized on his lips there he definitely uses lip Bal bloody oh yeah wow he’s got like wow he’s got um what was it Deadpool said to
That character in uh in Deadpool 2 uh he’s got secret sex lips he does have kind of blow jobby lips he got secret sex lips that’s what he’s got he does yeah yeah agree uh he paid Bosnian people to come here to vote for him oh okay probably doing better than our
Government isn’t it I mean we’ve just got a bunch of people that just uh they just uh sleep around around and uh spend a lot of money that’s all that’s all we’ve got in our government right now God I can’t even explain our government I I can’t keep up with it to
Be honest with you yeah I know um he wanted to hang himself on live TV though why though what like why why doing that having a bad day today boys I’m out yeah I’m Audi I’m Audi Audi 500 that’s it I’m out reys come and sleep with me oh
That’s what you wanted do all right fine I’m always up for it just have to ask come and sleep with me re jeez all right I’m coming oh I can’t find a [ __ ] front door now it’s all your fault I want pants around ankles as soon as
You’re here okay I want ankles around pants I want ankles around my neck I want neck around my ankles I want your ass in my lips in my speech about why would he you do have better teeth to be fair I imagine it doesn’t take much to do that you have better teeth
Wow that’s racist man yeah I’m pretty racist about you racist me wait what okay hey but I’m going to repair my weapon I don’t know how to do that please help oh [ __ ] repair weapons everything oh I need oh wow that’s expensive oh I can upgrade my medicine that’s
Expensive I’ve upgraded my uh medicine you’ve upgraded the medicine right what do I need to uh oh God that is very expensive I need weights what do you need those For does this guy have weights need to buy knives one weights over here this guy’s got no no he doesn’t have knives he does a scrap oh blades blades is the what I meant blade bled oh he’s got golden Knuckles unique knuckle dusters okay
Yo if I had a poo in my butt I’d put it in my shoe and I’d n then I’d get a big fat gut cuz I’ve eaten so much and had it in my bite work yeah okay right um Yovan wants us to look up some uh
Some Serbian food right now so we’re going to do that um all right uh let me just get this up on my old screeny screen uh should we should we do this together kppi sure kppi so what the [ __ ] is that uh tasty homemade grilled sausage wow do you know what it does
Actually look nice that one looks good that meat found it’s minced meat but in the form of a so is it like it comes in a sandwich is that what you do with it okay it doesn’t I’m seeing recipes in like um almost like a Donna Kebab type
Format but sausages sausage Kebab okay so what what’s the next one please okay what’s this one it looks the same it looks uh you can eat it with bread or with sources the the first one okay it’s the same thing uh this is this is the
Burger oh this is like a a macki d sausage MC muffin it’s just the same thing it’s just the same thing the bread is just a different shape uh yeah so this is like a sausage burger right right I’m down for that s good I bet the next one’s going to be a
[ __ ] sausage sandwich so this one is Sarma S I can just see more sausages dude what’s happening here uh this is stuff cabbage I’m be down for that it looks like a spring roll right it does look nice it looks like it would have like um
A smell when you’re cooking it quite a strong smell but then would be really nice once it’s sure yeah and then the what’s the last one giban giang giban gibanica so this is a a Cheesy thing cheesy it looks like a pastry slightly salty and totally addictive party food for
Brunch wow oh it’s got like a soft Center in it as well yeah it just looks like a kich doesn’t it to be to be honest mate you got some nice food in Serbia not going to lie yeah I be king it looks um nice and Meaty looks nice
And Meaty you know I’m going to kill myself the pronunciation to painful I don’t know what you’re talking about we’re pronouncing it just perfect cheese pH seran gaban if if you uh if you give us a Serbian racist word in a minute I’m going to come over there and burn your house
Down yeah man I don’t should I I’ll have to Google Translate yeah you got to Google it first you got you got to do a security sweep sorry I got to do a sweep of this sweep yeah teach us teach us the fun Serbian word my guy we’ll teach you
A fun we’ll teach you a fun English word afterwards yeah [ __ ] smelly vag [Laughter] clunge oh I haven’t heard that in so long I haven’t had that in ages oh my God it’s such a bad I had um I uh my Welsh my Welsh friend started using um
Clem Clem Clem and it’s like it’s just it’s just another word for a vagina that Welsh people use Clen Clem right absolute Clemy absolute CL feeling a bit Clemy today Clemy right he’s put up an entire sentence can you whack that in translate uh I haven’t got it through
Yet oh that’s cuz I’m only on top chat go to live oh you need to go to all the messages all right let’s do cheeky Google translate oh [ __ ] oh God I just fell off a build I don’t understand what the difference between top chat and
[ __ ] uh you don’t know chat is I don’t know what’s the difference I don’t know it’s stupid YouTube is dumb and stupid and dumb okay this did not translate well Okay it did not translate well at all Google translate got this wrong I can see what you’re going for though I can see what you’re going for here I can see yeah is it a lot of bad stuff is it really bad well it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s
Really disgusting it’s not it’s not great it’s not great I will say one part one part of it one part of it doesn’t really make sense in the in the English translation Su uh I don’t know if I should I don’t know if I should read this out because
Because I I don’t want to get in trouble don’t know how bad it is [ __ ] so h i mean no it’s probably F it’s probably fine so basically what he said was I like big [ __ ] and big black men with shaking faces that’s what it so so the shaking faces asses that
Jiggle okay I see right so Google translate got ass and face mixed up basically so apparently yeah Shak shaking faces instead of asses that jiggle that’s so weird what the got my ass and my face mixed up boy shaking faces yeah that’s not really a Serbian word though is
It it’s not a fun Serbian word is it that’s all one word all one word yeah it’s crazy do you know um Japan has a word for um uh when you want to eat when you’re not hungry but you want to eat but because your mouth is lonely oh they so
They have like they have a word for like having a lonely mouth so eating because you have a lonely mouth a it’s cute the Japanese people are so cute aren’t they they’re just cute so Kawaii oh why am i h I can see your name in there dude brilliant I like
Where this is going love this translates love it am I going to like big black dicks now and is that going to be me now oh actually oh there’s an inhibitor somewhere in there boy okay well well I don’t I don’t know man I I I don’t know
Man you can you can you can write this one in the chat where’s inhibitor inhibitor inhibitor inhibitor hior hior hior down in here oh yeah is here I knew it I knew those [ __ ] you see the you see Theo Sperma you can you can guess what goo gusta Sperma means gusta
Sparma you can guess what that means give give me your gusta SP yeah how old are you Yovan how old are you how old you man I’m guessing quite young based on this I’m guessing younger based on these I thought I could reach the swing oh dude I fell I’m coming big boy
Big boobies out get your big bubbl up get your thick Naturals out my guy dude can’t ask me to get my big naturals out why 223 are these bad guys oh yeah they are yeah they’re bad guys dude why do they sound like Batman thugs this ain’t going to end well for you
P you tell them Mr J oh I’m excited for the new Joker film dude what is it called Minaj No Folly a do sorry I didn’t I didn’t mean I didn’t mean to just uh say that then I actually legit thought that was the title in my brain oh
God funny Julie must be like what F hey my boy’s here nice you oh I was talking about you I thought James or Mato would have spawned but they haven’t spawned unfortunately oh we done this one already oh we’ve done this why did we climb this
Rip oh God we need to sleep come and uh spoon me for a sec will you all right baby pull your just the back of your trousers down a little bit zip the back of my trousers unzip yes you guys are stuck with me here yeah we
Like you Yovan how old are you tell me Johan what the [ __ ] yan yan yan Johan you changed to like some Norwegian person immediately it seems I call you Yan right let’s go get these Inhibitors inhibitor inhibitor inhibitor inhibitor like this inhibitor 800 years old so you’re what like a wise oak tree
Or something wi’s oak tree wi’s oak tree and I’ve been growing since 19 just 19 I’ve been growing since the year 19 since the year 19999 I’m having a stroke help sent help immediately 199 have you played any cool games on your new um laptop then yeah I got lots of cool games on there now yeah i’ got like pong I got Tetris pong playing like Pokemon Reds Oh damn got like [ __ ] Pogle Pogle got like
[ __ ] oh yeah you piu oh no is that alarm going to go off that alarm’s going to go off isn’t it so what is that alarm going to go off I’m alarmed so what I’m alarmed so what oh fridge whisk something something out ofd chocolate old world vodka no the translation came
Through but we love we loved it the translation came through buddy take your pants off and finger my Johnny what Thanks for opening the chest my Johnny sorry dude oh this is um I’ve only got 40 seconds left of this UV [ __ ] right now oh have you got any um
I got a little inhaler got some Asma medicine my Asma is there is there a zombie in here I keep getting like a trigger for like zombie nearby are they downstairs how do we get in there do we have to come up from the I’m actually struggling cuz there’s a there’s a
There’s a door here that says um open only opens from the inside oh can we go in here where did you just oh ni to me come with me anyway shoes oh what’s oh I guess I wonder know if you can turn this off high voltage danger danger high voltage there we go
Something happened squibble dble do when K when with TCH danger danger how voltage what kiss tou wait what was that what was what somebody just went oh there’s a door out here dude hey I got present in this uh fridge one of eight hey nice two SE dude I’m going to
Open this I think the inhibitor is in here I feel inhibited I feel inhib tip TI Hipp tip Tipp Tipp tip ti ti tip ti ti have you seen that new game that’s come out that um PC players P PC PCS are playing called once
Human once human no ooh I kind of think you would like it dude did you get the inhibitor it’s over here uhoh uhoh a volatile I think just noticed me oh [ __ ] oh oh oh [ __ ] where is it dude where is it way this way this way this way this
Way oh [ __ ] we don’t want volatiles in here dude come here coming cominging I’ll close door oh I need to H my thing H it dude okay I got the inhibitor thanks dud where is it oh it’s all the way over there man oh no look
There’s one out there as well o let me get if you do a scan you can see with your weird eyes not entirely sure how that works stop singing dog sing change their [ __ ] image sleigh bells ringing and my ass is smelling so good haven’t cleaned for weeks and weeks
And weeks how how is that not you you got the same name what who’s Bellic Who’s the who we’ve had this trouble before oh this reminds me of James remind me of James and his friend when he’s just changing names all the time if yoan turns out to be [ __ ] James his
Whole time oh should we kill the V Should we [ __ ] him up I’m kind of tempted you know oh there’s one he’s behind me oh God there’s more than one there’s more than one get him we’re not going to survive oh God [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my God there’s so many there’s so
Many get out out no run away dude oh God we’re not winning this oh he knocked me down he knocked KN me down oh [ __ ] oh God are you down are you actually down down are you down no no no no no no he just I was
Climbing oh God oh God oh God oh God oh my parkour leveled up nice okay perfect time ow ow ow he’s spitting at me ow uh okay I’m in the UV zone I’m in the UV zone I’m in the UV zone I’m in the UV zone I’m in the UV
Zone okay I’m just going to I’ve just climbed up this windmill here I just scrambled up this windmill like for my life [ __ ] volatile spitting at me I’m going to get another safe Zone going over here oh my God’s having a talk with themselves you keep doing that dude keep chatting to yourself
Baby if there’s another Yan you know more subscribers for us right yeah right just everyone subscribe keep uh just keep M do it just make more accounts tell your mom tell your dad tell your mom’s dad tell your dad’s mom tell Nan’s mom tell your mom Nan tell
Your mom’s husband but not your [Laughter] dad tell your mom’s husband and her boyfriend yeah tell your mom’s boyfriend’s girlfriend yeah tell your boyfriend’s girlfriend tell your M tell your mom’s husband’s wife tell your mom’s tell tell your wife’s husband’s husband he is my friend I am your friend are you
Just typing on two different computers 99% sure that is just Yovan on another account Yovan on another account it’s just yeah dot dot dot like I am your friend yeah yeah yeah right um I love a par a dude you Mak me jealous I need some camomile
Man so I can craft some more medkits where do I get chamomile that’s from the um the rooftops isn’t it you get like the grassy [ __ ] right yeah just got the uh the super long jump ability dude show me wait let me get up here so I can get better view
Point where are you I’m over here I can see Brak my shins a don’t do that I just broke my shins bro don’t do it let me see if I can do it off here no sorry I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up let me let
Me be I [ __ ] up okay right oh [ __ ] no that didn’t work what do you do how do you do it you need to do it off like a uh like a little ledge oh you need to mount first and then I see yeah I know
What you mean I know what you mean I was trying to do it off that little bit but oh I see sorry dude shouldn’t have put you on the spot there that’s all right I just got ceps there it’s The Last of Us who’s this it’s Yan [ __ ]
Out of here man killed Yan no it’s Yan oh I chopped you in half oh wow I was just kicking but you know damn Yan Dam dude yeah there should be a camomile around here you can always uh spot where the the honey and camomile is cuz they
Always have these uh yellow trees these tall ones I I don’t know what yovan’s talking about they just said okay I’m going to be the narrator and you Yovan you’re ogna be Tyler what the [ __ ] is going on I have no idea anymore Julie straight up here in double yep Yan’s been drinking
Boys take him home take him home boys drinking boys or drinking’s been drinking boys again take him M’s drinking boys he them and then you can’t say that y That’s a spoiler for anyone who hasn’t seen Fight Club what best rule of Fight Club is don’t talk about Fight Club don’t drink the
Boys oh there we go the boys don’t drink the boys it works a little it feels a bit different than the um when the game first came out the long jump was a bit janky but it’s like instant now okay I don’t know it’s hard to explain drinking
Boys will you some kind of vampire that was JY not me oh the vampire is the um the guy when we were playing Boulders gate the vampire dude on there um aarian he was getting all like weird he was like can I just literally have a a
Little sippy of Blood please yeah I always let him drink do you yeah yeah he’s a bit of a parvy guy he’s just a he’s just a vampire yeah look I’ll do the long jump look wait watch this watch this I’m going to jump all I’m going to jump all
The way over all the way over there right here we go dude you [ __ ] nailed oh okay did you like that I really did your arms extended when you did the jump too they got longer somehow nice I got Stretch Armstrong yeah exactly let’s do a mission then you want to do a
Mission that’s impossible asarian a best written character best written character best written character it’s historian damn he’s a funny boy be serious what are we doing here inside Quest area nice dude you liking this oh Y and you are not astronaut surely can you imagine that would be the
Biggest plot twist that would be like the anime plot twist of the Season that would honestly be the biggest [ __ ] plot twist find crystals ever anime plot twist man have you been have you caught up on uh on uh jujy by the way yeah oh nice yeah it’s good huh we um
We haven’t watched some of the latest episodes cuz we caught up and we wanted to wait until the last few are out of this season oh man they are just G soad so we haven’t seen the last maybe three or four I think uh it’s getting so good though isn’t it
It’s really it’s a really good anime for fish and chips give me a war cry y says here’s my war cry damn damn damn we’s nothing no except that I sent them there what’s this couple of batteries kidnapped there a laser gun oh look at this sexy mama damn he kind of smells
Though what you reckon they smell of motherucker he slow just be careful me cryst are still there raw meat that doesn’t S stinky I suppose they’re like decompos meat though aren’t they so it’s like meat that needs to be chucked out Chuck out the meat cheuck out the
Meat cheuck out the meat cheuck out Christmas bu time oh damn your Scythe is so powerful man it’s pretty good I will say it’s pretty good to be honest I I I I feel like it’s kind of pay to win at this point ex yeah but you didn’t pay for it
No well I was I was I was given the the you know the microtransaction funds but I wasn’t I didn’t have to pay for it you were given your allowance by Daddy we were sponsored by Ubisoft for this stream uh apparently yovan’s friend is going to join and he’s even crazier than
Yovan Yovan I don’t think you’re crazy I just think you’re just a bit Serbian you know I thought your friend Yovan already joined no Yovan said his friend will join no but I thought Yovan already joined but the other Yovan what you know cuz there’s two yoans in the chat
Yeah imagine imagine Yovan says oh yeah my friend’s on the way it’s just another Yovan it’s another y that’s all there is the third Yovan yeah y Yan I’m taking this Christmas cards are really hard to send to the right people in toia what you going to do with
It his name is V vck what the vuck vuck sake which literally means wolf oh [ __ ] damn that’s sick damn he sounds like he’s like does he wear a wolf t-shirt does he wear a hoodie with a wolf he’s sick man that’s my goal in life does he
Wear like a cheaply made Chinese knock off Hoodie with a wolf face on it Sophie apparently he also says the word probably talk he also says the word everything has gone wrong the word his friend his friend also says the word and he is short and says the word you’re
Revealing a lot about your friend right now does he want to have all this revealed about him is this is this safe sh is this information that he wants out there on unlicensed therapy I don’t want to piss off anyone who’s literally called wolf I don’t think that’s a good
Idea wolf how’s it going it’s the word on N [ __ ] I’m getting sentimental I haven’t said that to anyone since my third divorce are you talking about the actual N word yeah we don’t want any of that cuz uh if you try and type that on here I think it literally just Auto
Cancels it far I’m I’m pretty sure I’ve censored that one the Bandit I’m pretty sure they took Carl hostage yeah we don’t want we don’t want him saying that word somebody somebody test it somebody do a test run somebody say it in in chat help you
Say in Serbia wait watch out they might be suspicious will us into the would why I’m guessing it’s a cultural thing I’m guessing it’s a cultural thing yeah maybe it’s literally like maybe it means something else though yeah yeah actually uh Julie don’t ban anyone for this I want to do a test
Run of the actual chat functionality on YouTube Yo van I’m not going to ban you or anything but can you test it can you test it to see if I actually made it work properly that it actually bans the word that I put in there it’d be helpful if it did I won’t
Ban you I promise Julie won’t ban you either I’m giving him permission to use it once but it has to be deleted straight away afterwards yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah do it I got for you motherucker do it I just want to make sure that the chat actually functions
Properly so it it just Auto it should Auto bleep it out here we go Moment of Truth guys Moment of Truth Dick’s out ready dick what there’s like dramatic music in the game for this as well it’s tense yeah Julie’s got the ban Hammer ready for future Offenses thank you Julie Julie how would we function without you we we wouldn’t be able to Julie is the the the PowerHouse of ptg have you typed it did you type it if you just typed does it work and it’s not showing up on chat that means you’ve been censored
Boy you been sensored baby sensored him get him out works for you but I don’t think anyone else can see it Yan try the hard try the hard I’m I’m pretty sure I banned that one as well if if the first one wasn’t working then the second
One won’t work as well I banned all variations of it but uh that’s fine you can stop testing now otherwise Julie will actually ye you out of the chat yep YouTube’s working fine nice I’m glad that works I’ve never actually thought about actually testing it on a
Stream so that’s good that’s a good thing oh we talking to this big boy are we nice yeah big boy big boy he how’s it going oh Julie by the way ly and I discovered today that in France they actually have baguette vending machines that just dispense baguettes is that
True that cannot be true no no it is I saw a video of a guy putting money into a vending machine in France and it just deposited a baguette God French people just they just love it they just it’s it’s true W you just love baguettes huh
Really like bagett it cannot be this is just the French are not yeah I’m I’m not surprised they’re not fresh they’re not fresh I’m not surprised they’re like 20 days old in there man I just love it when countries lean into their stereotypes I just love I love it so
Much they say we’re baguetti thing bastards we just put that baguettes in the machine dispense them for [Laughter] everyone here uh they like our baguett so good uh we just put the baguettes in the machine what’s the oh my God where are you oh man we’re running
So slowly what the oh God you’re in my dream with me Jesus yeah having some kind of shared hallucination right now dude why you dreaming about me that’s kind of kind of gay We’re Dreaming about our childhood but you’re here with me as an adult in our childhood
What you have a pizza vending machine too that sounds like some Japanese stuff that’s some Japanese stuff we don’t have pizza vending machines how far does it go do you have a used panties machine like they do in Japan is that do you have that for what they that’s the one
That really like creeps me out the most that one legit gives me like the uh the itchy skin kind of vibe you know so like I I who used them this is the question who used the panties that are in the machine who used them first was someone
Maybe someone’s job is that put on pants take off put in machine yeah yeah maybe that’s their job all they have to do is a couple star jumps though to get it going and then work up a little bit of a sweat and then take them [Laughter] off
Aake [ __ ] this is the thing like I I started watching to keshi’s Castle and I do notice that like Japanese men they act kind of he can be a real pain in funny towards women kind of like a bit strange there’s a weird dynamic going on
There oh yeah I think I think Japan is still very much in this kind of weird sexist kind of yeah it’s the modern it’s the new version ofi Castle too just come out oh right like there’s you know the hive The Hive round where they they go
Into the hive they open doors and they try and get out the other side and there are demons in that chase you and grab you and put blue paint on your face killing m co and Will Change something remember usually you go in there you have to get through the doors and go
Yeah and there’s like people in there that chase you yeah and they put they put blue paint on your face but um like the men they would just get blue paint on their face and chucked out but the women when they were caught all three of the men would like surround them and
Start like rubbing their face and grabbing them and like saying stuff like we’re going to marry you and stuff like really weird [ __ ] and it was like what the hell weird it I don’t know it was just strange we were like what that’s uncomfortable sorry I had a b
Coming Reese wake the [ __ ] up I didn’t have a Red Bull on the roof nearby we have to talk now it’s about saving your without drugs man no I had um I have these these preworkout uh caffeine tablets yeah and um iwear and their 200 milligrams of
Caffeine a tablet Jesus the other day I just I just yed one and I didn’t have any food for like hours before and I was like I was having like so I don’t know I was I was very caffeinated I will say but um I also felt a bit panicky was like a
Little bit like genuinely panicky like I was working I was like I’m going to get my work done in time oh god oh yeah I had the caffeine tablet so I’d be able to work better but I was actually working worse cuz I just couldn’t [ __ ]
Focus I was just like all over the place I was like on YouTube and like I was like watching YouTube but also scrolling Instagram at the same time as typing like like J [ __ ] going on imagine your eyes like separating like different directions honestly I turned into like a
Tablet kid for a minute I swear to God playing fortnite with one hand and scrolling [ __ ] Twitter with the other oh God Jes just got to grab this man I got to grab this wait grab this there’s a there’s a bottle of um a it’s like it’s it’s like it’s like a uh
Ice latte I guess in a bottle that you can buy from Tesco yeah it’s quite big it’s like a soy it’s like a so oh is that the um oh I was thinking of the the Almond one that they do like a one yeah yeah those are those are nice those are
Good they’re so nice and there’s another there’s one that they sell called XX espresso and um I drank a whole one of those really quickly once at work and I felt really funny afterwards I felt a bit like a little bit sick yeah and like
My teeth hurt a little bit um and I think the contents I think the contents of that cuz it’s not supposed to be one portion like I think it’s like four portions or something um but the contents of the bottle is like it’s like 270 Mig of caffeine Jesus and so I drank
The whole thing one day and I was just like I felt sick I was like why do I feel weird after drinking that coffee man it’s just like it was pretty much like nearly my daily allowance of Caff just like one drink Man Too Much doesn’t feel very good honestly
Looks like s you get down there better look for no I’ve got three health you you’re just running down the road I know I can’t get up cuz I got no flashlight oh there’s flashlight okay I couldn’t see anything on the because we got the pitch black mod on haven’t we so I
Couldn’t actually see anything oh I’ve turned that off oh okay mine’s on I’ve had that off the entire time oh [ __ ] I like being able to see where I’m going I can’t see [ __ ] without the torch oh I’m getting just molested here I’ll teleport you get a Teleport there you go teleport
Teleport teleport teleport teleport I didn’t need it anymore but thanks teleport teleport teleport teleport uh anyway going back uh Yovan number two uh said in Serbia we have drunk guys in front of every store all day long and sometimes they ask for money for you know
Beer I mean we have those in England as well man I mean it’s just uh sorry but I don’t like from it’s just homeless isn’t it just homeless isn’t it homeless isn’t it it’s just a L to go around L you know what I’m saying I had someone come to my house
The other day asking for money for um to go towards their college course I told you about that last stream didn’t I no I was um I was working from home and I had a knock on the door and it was um this girl and she held up a sign and I
Read the sign and it said like um do you want to buy no it was like please buy I remember cuz it made me feel really guilty it was like please buy my art so I can afford to go to college um I’m deaf or something like
That and I was like oh okay and I felt really guilty and I did not know what to say so I was just like uh show me your art then like can you show me your art right and she like okay and then got her
Art out and she’s de right so she got her art out um and it was really badie it was really really bad it was just terrible um and I was looking through it like oh yeah oh cool yeah yeah yeah and it was like drawings of like a lion but
Like with pencil and really not good and I was thinking just like yeah she definitely needs these college courses this is trash um and then I said to her cuz they were only like10 and I felt really guilty and I think she was deaf cuz she was like lip reading and stuff
So I was like yeah fine um I haven’t got any cash but card I was like no cash card and she went okay and turned around and just walked off I was like oh I think what she picked up on there was don’t have cash and didn’t pick up
On the but do you have c c so to her I just said like no cash and then she walked off Noe no cash go away no cash bye I constantly have people coming up with uh with Charities and asking for money in my house and I’m so much of a
People pleaser that I feel guilty every single time there’s only so many Charities I can send money to I’m already paying for two Jesus man I mean Charity’s good and everything but half of them are just going to [ __ ] spam the [ __ ] out of you and she
Give every your details and [ __ ] yeah but they come to your door and they’re like do you know that so many people are dying every day because you haven’t paid us money and you know all these people are dying all the time and you know Santa Claus isn’t real and then I’m like
Oh [ __ ] I feel guilty now right take my money and they’re like oh you’ve done a good thing today the only way you can cancel those [ __ ] is if you find it on your bank app and cancel the direct debit yeah yeah there’s no unsubscribe thing or anything
Like that yeah no no no no I I’ve never for Comm air ambulance and something else I’ve never ever ever once subscribe to the people that come to your door or acost you in town if if I’m going to like give money to a
Charity then I I tend to just try and do it in person or something like that you know okay yeah it’s really hard to say no and they really pull your heartstrings too and that’s the bit that I don’t like it feels really sleazy that they try and do
That yeah it feels I mean it’s it’s it’s whatever works right it’s a tactic that’s been developed because that’s all they know to get under people’s skin right but yeah but it’s annoying that they have to do a tactic like we know we know what cancer is and like we’ll pay for it
Because we we know that how terrible it is but man you don’t have to try and like sell it like you’re some telemarketer you I mean it’s weird have there it feels sleazy in it is very sleazy I don’t like it what I can I don’t [ __ ] like it
Don’t what are we doing we’re taking over this this Fortress of Solitude I remember doing this on my face yeah I think we we certainly got far enough didn’t we I think this guy’s got so much health what the [ __ ] are you sure he wasn’t one of our
Allies oh maybe but he looks kind of [ __ ] up now he looks really [ __ ] up now oh holy [ __ ] oh no dude look I made a hole in him oh no he’s got the auga he’s got the auga I’ll go up and get the auga guy is
He oh no what is this finisher no you can’t do that what did you do I just gou his [ __ ] eyes out oh no I hate that I hate it when that happens to me it’s got to be said though this weapon I keep thinking this guy’s an enemy oh my God
Is it the Christmas b b ball this uh yeah this Christmas b ball one hit and they go into like finisher mode what the [ __ ] it’s weird damn dude that’s he’s just sailing the windmill nice I don’t really know what I’m doing why am I up
Here we got to liberate this Camp boy I turned off their windmill nice did they do a good thing no more hot water for them is that how it work is that how winds work how does that work are you serious right now we’ve got to raise this flag in the
Middle and kill this Lieutenant guy all right let me do it take lose me don’t wor about oh you want to take care of it I mean what yours man go for it here we go we’re watching the reow now ow oh my God you hear that noise
Like Jesus man you killed that guy so quick what he dead man what you talking Jesus straight in half that guy was the the like mini boss was he yeah mini can you go and kill the other guy he keeps throwing stones at me
Me nice one dude now you got him oh nice one bro who’s this guy who are you who’s who I don’t know he’s like there’s no one here for me okay never mind on here it’s just this guy’s just like standing there looking around right claim that camp
I’ll hear you you’re doing that there you go thanks nice and healed I’m just going to keep doing this oh you go thanks man that’s all it takes sometimes that’s all it takes look how much different it is now it’s the same is it the same
Nice dude I’m going to take this Scythe to the very end with me that is like is literally an endgame exotic weapon that you’ve got right there and you paid for so I can just keep claiming it I think you can claim or you might be able to
Craft like better versions of it later on so it like keeps up with your level oh got combat Point nice what we got do the windmill Vault power kick let’s do that I think I’m being too loud I think you’re always uh too loud a fridge uh
Da oh uh in terms of the uh Serbian YouTubers there Yan I fully believe you when you say that Serbian YouTubers curse a lot yeah I you can’t find me I mean um wait what the [ __ ] you can’t find me I’m you can’t find me ond kind of ready you can’t find
Me oh God you’re really creepy when you’re like oh go gross get away personal bubble what do you mean I’m creepy what do you mean I’m creepy what do you mean I’m creepy I like that I’m making you like breathe heavier when I’m chasing you around weird I canar get me
Like I can hear you in the mic like I don’t like being chased man I don’t like it no get here dude jeez I’m sorry you were chasing me it got me all excited there no one else Pilgrim where’s everything else where are the crystals where are the crystals Pilgrim
Where are the pilgrims crystals where are the where are the pistols Krim where are the pistol Sophie I have Carl he’s okay Sophie I have her Sophie Sophie Sophie you might have herpes too get checked get checked anyway that was my friend Sophie she we’re just friends though just friends just friends just
Friends we both have herp but we’re just friends we’re just friends okay okay good chat see you later see you later no time to waste no time to waste do you know one thing I find when I play games with you yeah is um I don’t know what the [ __ ] going
On yeah me too I have no idea what’s going on ever in any Story game ever I mean oh hello we got Santa’s little dick bags here okay I like that that was good that was good I’ll take it oh there he goes Daisy Sky ah Jesus so loud uh
Yeah this is why I maintain that story heavy games are uh are not a good fit for us you know when we’re playing together unless it’s unless it’s a horror game where only one of us is in control like Amnesia yes true oh do you want to see
Something cool dude do you want to check this out what you got what you got ready that was cool what was that I don’t know I’m just slicing [ __ ] okay look see that oh my heavy attack how do I do the spinny attack dude is that like do I got to use a
Different weapon I don’t think so heavy did you get the windmill attack did you yeah I did I think you have to I think you have to move to the side whilst you’re doing a Power Attack I think that’s how you do it wait yeah I think that I think that’s
What you do hold oh I [ __ ] it you have to press triangle wait let me try again let me try again you have to let you have to charge up your heavy and then press triangle ready ready ready ready ready yeah yeah whoa who I didn’t even kill them
Kind of like glitched out and it weird what the [ __ ] hey uh new the new friend is here oh wolf is here here yo what’s up [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is up with Y no sushi welcome to unlicensed therapy uh where we are learning to be Serbian okay yeah I mean I’m uh
I’m I’m like I’m partway Serbian you know I I got I got the whole beard if I got rid of the beard and just have the mustache then I’d be Serbian so what’s a Serbian stereotype anyway you’re a wolf nice man yeah we were told that’s what this
Man what the [ __ ] is going on here what the [ __ ] what the is it I’m going hunting today is it V or vuk oh or is it oh he plays fortnite you played the Lego fortnite dude why you over there get over here dude I’m here man dude get over here
What coming from yeah we played the Lego fortnite That’s not allh was attack and victory Royale just dropped in tomato town uh uh SC me Sophie Sophie needs us she’s got herpes she does have herpes sometimes you just got to um rub into it you know rub it is like um
Bumblebees and pollen they just sort of just rub around pollinate flowers got pollinate those herpes we’re good man thanks for asking how are you and how is Serbia tell Serbia treating you h how’s the president he uh you know hung himself on K himself yet or no [ __ ]
Hell so depressing it’s such a weird thing without context yeah yeah pres is really weird trying to kill himself like oh okay cool oh there’s an inhibitor here oh there’s a fridge here oh even better is there any presents in it a [ __ ] [ __ ] just some honey and chocolate I got a
Taste I got a taste free honey bar the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I know where’s the inhibitor too where do you find that it’s uh I think it’s above that room somewhere but I think we got to go around so is your mom what she’s in the room above
Us sometimes oh there’s an air drop we can get over here Actually uh I can see something about mat is here oh [ __ ] the entirety of is here what’s up baby hey man how are you dude oh I missed you missed you man get that swing swong yeah boy I got your swing SW hey we missed you Mato SP Mato Mato spawned
Damn damn how’s it going man how’s how’s everything how was your Siesta today it good oh I missed you man Ford siesta yo oh [ __ ] they got bees up here damn damn they got those bees what the what the [ __ ] nice do it do it do it you’re not
Even like pulling on a string what the hell yeah feel good man y’s like we got Julie me me too [ __ ] second me oh [ __ ] I almost missed that nice dude what we we got here boo I don’t know I’m opening something with an access key oh it’s military Tech nice oh
[ __ ] what does that do uh that’s for like upgrading the power glider later on uh o uh oh uhoh oh that was pogers [ __ ] see that [ __ ] [ __ ] boy uh Mato vck is uh is yovan’s friend uh also from Serbia his name means wolf his name means wolf which means and he
Plays fortnite by the way I don’t know what that means but what’s a fortnite oh got a skill point from that nice dude inhibitor get the inhibitor inhibitor Royale there Town tomato town where are you the [ __ ] are you man man what was that what was that what what just
Happened did you throw something at me all right I had enough of this I’m leaving I enough of this your Van’s friend also anyways thank you for creating a fake account to support the channel CH yeah we encourage B accounts we encourage B accounts give us as many
As you can uh also uh vck or wolf uh subscribe or uh yeah wolf you better subscribe man otherwise we’re coming to Serb we’re going to we’re squish is calling his Inquisition brother love the Spanish Inquisition jokes so good [ __ ] always lands I helped you ah come
On they losted a while didn’t they okay dude I’m telling you this [ __ ] this Tinsel Town stick is just one hit and they’re in like finisher mode like straight away so good dude it’s so good I like that I’m going like tinl Town you’re going fullon Reaper mode
Realness I like it I like that my weapon does not go with my costume whatsoever as well oh look at look at V’s latest message I love that so much tell me your PC specs tell me your PC specs uh yeah I’m using how much wh to the how
Much to how much wh to the Ser uh PC specs are uh using PS5 yeah oh I got that um uh that bisto spaghetti meatball uh graphics cards I mean I I I did I did say my uh my my PC specs at the beginning of the stream from my laptop
But I I could tell you those if you want that’ll probably make you wet your pants sopie Sophie speaking in French now this isn’t about you Herman good thing I know how to read French perfectly perfectly you just get transl wait what uh still speaks in Serbian I warned
I speak in French now Google translat is kind of [ __ ] isn’t it the grammar is really bad oh yeah yeah I love that nice are we fighting this dude now yep Jes he’s got some health is He how did that Miss what ow ow oh I got right in his taint me you like that big boy you’re like I’m going to do a spinny one ready yeah do it you like that oh he’s all moist now with um blood and [ __ ] blood and [ __ ] he’s like
Bleeding he’s blood spin again spinny number two God he is healthy isn’t he what the [ __ ] this moves dude International war zone right now oh he’s got the spinny he did the spinny as well did you see that ready there’s all spin there’s all spin I haven’t got the
Spinny you have to do it you’re are the chosen one that didn’t even hurt having that much no oh I need my normal heavy attack is better than the spinny attack oh [ __ ] you Herman you little [ __ ] ow [ __ ] you [ __ ] there you go God I can’t understand what’s
Happening in any of these messages uh vck and I played Rayman together a few times that’s really good to know uh Tower of Babble don’t know what that means wsy stopped hitting Jeff I saw that no no you didn’t this guy kind of looks like you dude
Though this is what you look like I did say that earlier in the Stream but you know oh did you it’s fine if you want to just repeat my jokes for me dude he kind of kind of looks like shut up man always you me huh what damn thanks
H how are we supposed to get to that ladder hung big Clune basically I’m telling V to sub so he and I can [ __ ] around in chat yes do it why do I feel like the uh the band words list is going to start stretching into like Serbian now dude
How’s the real protagonist of the channel doing he’s fine okay the rats they right the rats uh the rats and now I WIP my ass with blanket what is happening in this channel why are you wiping your ass with a blanket use a use a toilet paper do
They don’t have toilet paper in server oh L is the real protagonist all right L’s um L’s dead because we can what [ __ ] wants to sniff your butt cheeks re all right do it all get in line get in line hang on hang on hold up
Hold up [ __ ] [ __ ] I was here first prove it you stay away from his butt cheeks I was here first okay prove it I’ve just had Christmas Christmas meals recently you know I’m ready Christmas you got fresh I haven’t wiped I haven’t wiped fresh brussel sprout ass right now atast yeah baby steam
Sprouts fine steam Sprouts baby anyone else paying attention to story no good cool let’s go let’s let’s go to be honest the story in this game mid pretty mid gameplay though yeah what’s happening something about something about um the guy he had a crossbow was aiming at us
So oh [ __ ] oh I just remembered I got loads of presents to open in my inventory not in not IRL I don’t get presents oh you got me a present life true yeah I did get you a present I haven’t told you well you keep [ __ ] can on me so I
Don’t know why don’t you come and get it [ __ ] oh yeah I’m busy that day sorry dude what [ __ ] day oh awkward wow look at all these presents wowe wowe wowe oh Santa’s present as well they got good [ __ ] in them whoa what what did Yovan just say you going to eat
My ass jeez dude go Jes what don’t don’t do that wait what do it so where’ you live no oh I got a start topper from one of the presents that means I did a bounty whoa who I’m uh level two with the backa the
The Santa man I got a letter to Santa we can do the the Santa thing oh Let’s Do It Let’s Do It Let’s Do It Let’s Do It Let’s do where are you going let’s do this I don’t know where I’m going I’m following the blue Mark [ __ ] it I [ __ ] it that’s
Where uh back of the bad boy is you sound like black Santa what do you mean isn’t Santa always been black I thought so that’s why that’s why I was confused why do people assume that Santa’s white why do people assume that Jesus is white he’s he he’s from he’s
From Jer where is he from Bethlehem surely he’s got like tan skin Nazareth where who’s that na do you know do you know in Beyblade lore this is so funny oh God is this a real thing is this real yeah yeah in Beyblade lore um H who’s the guy that
Parted the Red Sea in mes right in in Beyblade law Moses Parts the sea with a Beyblade he’s just like oh cuz like Beyblades are like ancient relics right yeah he just like pulls a Beyblade and it splits the sea it’s so funny nice [ __ ] love it
Beyblades yeah we are pure African no you’re Serbian [Applause] Santa is Ty he is no one has any other is Santa CLA Santa is French Sant oh I love this Christmas bble I think this might be my favorite weapon right now it does so much damage oh
Twatted I just twatted that little M right in his [ __ ] you like that b oh now’s a good chance for a spinning one I think it’s time for a spin you like that take him for a spin spin me we sharer so far place all right [ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] that’s a naughty one you that’s yeah we’re uh we’re entering territory that we can’t uh we can’t reverse out of yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we do have a moderator in the chat right now by the way be careful be careful be
Careful be careful be careful yeah the moderator will uh will obliterate you you got be careful fing say black Jesus Christ what is this this is slowly Anarchy where’s astronaut bring astronaut back yeah oh I never thought you’d say it jeez oh God this is our target audience
Man that’s okay apology accepted don’t do it again we don’t do the racism thing on this channel okay yeah we don’t man we don’t do that we don’t do that [ __ ] even as a jokey thing I mean you know it’s it’s uh it’s it’s a risky thing to
Do at the best of times on YouTube personally I’m of the opinion that you can make a joke out of anything uh realistically but YouTube doesn’t so you’re getting these bounties Done Quick which one did you do the feast fixings or something I haven’t done the I haven’t done the feast fixings I’ve
Done what did you do I did the the one the star topper cuz I got it out of a present and what other one did I do I got I got one of the other ones as well I can’t remember which one oh you got the start
Topper so that okay I see what you mean yeah that was just Jammy then just look right let’s send a letter to Santa here we go right there should be an air drop coming in any minute now oh I can see it I can see it [Laughter]
Oh I can hear sounds of CLA he’s coming in on his plane oh he has a plane yeah D I didn’t know that oh he is coming as well that’s so sick this fortnite what is this fortnite what is this [ __ ] fortnite I love the uh I love the amends
That Yovan and uh and wolf are using at the moment I love black people I love [Laughter] refrigerators Tower I love refrigerators sopie says get theal let’s let’s get this [ __ ] package there’s going to be a mini boss here tin Tom or whatever his name is can’t remember tickle tickle te tickle Elmo
Tickle knees tick tickle tickle that there he is Bo the [ __ ] is he is he the oh is he the Abominable Snowman is that what he’s oh know Dam he’s cool though what a oh [ __ ] Bea the [ __ ] out me [ __ ] out of me dude this sucks man oh
God I’m getting my crossbow out pretty Oh my he just threw a [ __ ] snowball at me I’m I need to heal up oh [ __ ] I just got th uh insert Marvel comic on a matap phrase here oh no that’s going to trap more is it ow Jesus
Ow dude we are good at this man dude this guy’s bigger than the other like Abominations that you see oh I got oh he’s dead nice right let’s get these little boys oh my God just swamping absolutely swamping let’s get him get [Applause] off oh oh make sure you L their bodies
As well cuz they’ll have loads of uh Bounty [ __ ] on them and stuff oh don’t worry dude whenever I kill people I L their bodies IRL and in game no yeah yeah did you know this guy as well uh I don’t actually know all right let’s crack this bad boy
Open yeah man oh I got loads of presents off the uh the big boys body crazier me or V uh I well you’re both um you you both comprise the country of Serbia right so I guess Serbia is crazy as a result all of all of the above is the answer all of
Everybody everyone is the big everybody hello I give me the big I’ve got the big I am going big I’m getting big hey dude check out my check out my new mask oh how do I a how do I oh you got a mask what how do I turn off uh my
Appearance click the right my outfit when you’re on the inventory oh okay look at my mask dude check me out I don’t want you look oh what oh you got it’s creepy though isn’t it it’s weird I don’t like it let me open my um presents a minute
Maybe I got something good as well yeah dude do it I got some baggy I’m going to rock right now I’m going to I’m going to rock right now I’m going to [ __ ] right now what [ __ ] right now I got some baggy sweatpants from mine you like that
Good wa let me have a look no I’m not wearing them oh you know you don’t like them oh maybe I should change my I like them do I have any gear that’s better than what I’m wearing open oh I got a start topper too and an antique hammer
Hey that means you did the that means we can do another one yeah Bo dud let’s do it man let’s do it baby oh that did you level up did you oh yeah you get a letter to Center then yeah Mr worldwide yo World Star Hip Hop yo Mr 305 Mr
Worldwide Mr wide man y I know you one you you know you you me I want one win win what the [ __ ] is happening it just sounds like you’re having a St I know you want me you know you want me I get a big one two three four un squ squ
Di who it is Donald Trump weirder Vin Diesel or Kanye West Kanye West fair enough canyo is [ __ ] up he’s um he’s strange character it’s just really weird [ __ ] guy man he’s got to be strange isn’t he for Kim kashian to actually like go okay I’ve had enough
Now yeah yeah right you know it it’s bad don’t you when uh uhhuh oh [ __ ] that was too high ah ah yeah that’s it hard on There we go thanks s man you’ll do me the uh the nicest Favors wants to drink your dookie oh jokes on him because it’s nice and solid at the moment re been having his fiber good luck with that baby having a f i just be shooting that [ __ ] out like it’s like like it’s it was born for like
It’s 1969 I’m going to go and uh sell some stuff nice dude how do you do that oh I just got sound to drop do we need to go immediately or oh did you just Spam it did you all right let’s go yeah
I just yeah I think we have to be like I think we have to be relatively quick okay well well when we come back in a minute May we’ll come back in a minute I need to sell some bits too so so some bits uh Julie go to sleep now Yen and
Please behave even after I’m gone I will know if you don’t Mata if you’re still here and can keep an eye on them I’d appreciate it but no obligation re and thank you Julie I really do appreciate it yeah we appreciate you Julie you have a good
Sleep what are we going to dream about forets vending machine where’s the [ __ ] s drop gun where is it it’s over here dude follow me don’t worry about it oh I can’t see the uh icon for it are you sure you got one yeah dude it’s over here man where’s the
Plane it is already gone it is done it’s it is dropped B man is here biger bomb the good night Julie see Julie I’m coming baby this’s kill this [ __ ] sorry I got stopped by a homeless person in the street you’re not a a she uh oh sorry there’s no one here for me man there’s uh there’s no one here for me wait the Abominable Snowman right right here dude
Nope wait what ow I’m getting attacked by it how are you not having this this issue right now oh no I need to no really yep just like that means you’re immune to it I guess where is he you can’t be something that’s not am I hitting him am
I hitting him you’re actually like right where he is ow am I hitting I’m bleeding out dude he got me oh well I can revive you oh my god what the [ __ ] was that you got hit by a snowball what the [ __ ] there’s nothing there you just got whacked by the snowball
Man oh my God there’s nothing there though what the [ __ ] dude he he’s there and he knows you’re here too he’s going to he’s going to get you he can’t there’s nothing here I don’t think he’s AGG gring on you specifically though oh he is he is he’s hitting you
Is he yeah he knows where you are he knows to get you man oh nice I’m getting [ __ ] up though oh God this damn I’m like really God there’s just snowballs exploding out of thin air every now and again oh there’s a screamer over here that’s why there’s so many [ __ ] zombies
Here God I got him I got him I got him you got him nice see his corpse I can’t loot anything you can’t see his corpse nah boo nice that guy just farted that guy just [Applause] farted there you go uh Mata you are moderator for the channel in Julie’s absence and
Lot’s absence so have fun yeah do what you will you have the power oh did you just make did you just make Mato moderator yeah just standard mod so you can uh you can time out people and all that [ __ ] delete the channel delete the channel now if you show up in chat
On the YouTube app you’ll be blue and have a little spanner next to your name how cool is that wowe wowe wowe wowe wowe yes oh he does he does he does that’s so sick man you’ve just been promoted my guy yeah what are you going
To do with all that just been promoted what are you going to do with that payro baby yo van I hate to say it you never going to be a mod it’s just not happening man I’m very sorry mat consider this like a security policy while Julie’s away okay you don’t
Have to be a moderator all the time but if you want to stay as a moderator you certainly can goodness knows you’ve uh you’ve earned it your’s like give it to me give me the power what is this like Lord of the Rings I want
It give it to oh wait hang on wait there’s loads of [ __ ] showing up on the floor now oh yeah it’s like where enemies were nice maybe the big guys [ __ ] is here as well I don’t know what I picked up even from that I don’t know
What picked up picked up picked up lot of fres I guess I got another start oper though oh nice I think it’s for decorating that tree the one that you were talking about before Oh should we put some [ __ ] on it I just don’t know how uh kaj nice one
Mato nice k k that’s Julie’s dog right kaj k k it’s it’s like a breath of fresh air having Mato here it’s like it’s just you know I want I want mod give it to me bro give it to me bro hey bro it’s your cousin Roman make me mod Canuck be mod
Give it to me bro give me a mod give mod to my cousin [ __ ] man you cousin afterwards give me moderator moderator the [ __ ] man hey you want to go Bing what I’m not racist sleve give me m i Am v i a wolf give me mud I have wife and kids to
Feed where’s this [ __ ] tree dude I’m lost oh it’s this nice dude it’s over here [ __ ] come and decate possibility of recruiting you soon oh dude I am Keen man get me in give Meer deliver package decorations bundle involved oh we need a decorations bundle how do we get that o
That’s a good question how do we get that do we have to give beautiful star H it’s R to find in such great can be sold or used to decorate the tree outside the bazaar yeah but clear yeah but how we do that though it clearly can’t though
Maybe we need a certain amount or oh I’m going to go to the guy maybe maybe um the guy maybe he’ll give us a decoration bundle my kids are hungry my kids are hungry all 25 of my children are hly I’ve never understood this thing right you have like countries that are
That are slightly poorer countries that are not as well off mhm you have a lot of starving families those families have a lot of children in them why they be [ __ ] so much man why they be [ __ ] so much having lots of kids when they can’t feed all their children right right right
Like what’s what’s going on there no I agree I agree they have big family must Fe my children well stop [ __ ] [ __ ] stop [ __ ] stop stop having kids man doing that yeah you’re just literally making it worse everyone you pop out makes it worse another mou feed
Does he have what we’re looking for does he have the decoration bundle he does actually yeah um decoration bundle you have to buy it with with some things but I can’t figure out it looks like bubles or something BBL we have what that is we have that in our inventory let’s have a
Look BBL you know you can buy uh you can buy snowball Mr bubles St topper oh we’ve got balls in our inventory okay so they Dro from I’ve got 15 at the moment oh the [ __ ] was that oh was that this guy making a noise go I thought you were like burping into
The mic then that freak the [ __ ] out of me oh I got 20 okay I see what you mean yeah we got we got some we got some okay what bounties kidnapped 30 kids they are working okay working children I need still need to go do the
Fridges yeah I need to do the fridges we could we could loot some AES if you want got a naughty infected Frozen with snowballs as well should we do that one I got snowballs I’ll got some snowballs too how many did you buy I bought two packs
Maybe we should buy more though I’m going to get a couple packs I don’t even how many sweets have I got oh I got like four grand okay how do you get old world money from anywhere do you know how much it costs to repair my [ __ ] Scythe
3,437 old world money yeah just sell all your old weapons just sell all your gear really yeah yeah go to this other guy over here right just did you hear that coughing woman then oh my God it’s just a sound bit of a woman like off in the distance
Like like what the [ __ ] jeez the sun is so uncomfortable right guys what’s the horror game that you’ve played that scared you the most no I wouldn’t say My Little Pony Adventures in Wonderland yeah real life real life mortgage re simulator 2017 what become the Reese that you’ve always wanted to
Reese how’s it going dude how’s it going dud I’m R dud this guy bothering you babe oh dude I got like [ __ ] I got valuables here dude damn I’ve got 13,000 worth inv valuables what the [ __ ] yeah me too 13,300 what damn yeah basically the same
My guy damn we’re so in sync let’s kiss um uh what what so can we just sell all valuables is that going to sell my uh is that going to sell my stars or no oh I’m just like buying oh did it oh [ __ ] okay
[ __ ] so is that all gone now oh [ __ ] ah [ __ ] it I’ll get more it’s fine at least I know now oh [ __ ] we got rid of anyway Reese when when are the feet picks coming you have to pay for those L’s always here she’s lurking trust me she always
Is yeah yeah Fe pcks aren free um I can give you my uh PayPal at some point you can just whatever you fancy this chat is too much my God this chat is [ __ ] Insan Rees is um Reese is 42 I’m just about to hit my uh 65th birthday so uh just about to hit retirement so oh dude dude dude dude this elf is running away and he’s got a massive burlap sack on his back oh dud dude dude dude wait wait wait wait wait
Wait wait I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming this must have goodies this guy’s got goodies he’s got goodies he’s trying where is he where is he there he there he is I see him I see him I see him I’m coming [ __ ] you I got him I killed him I
Killed him he’s got goodies you must have he’s got present he’s got meat bait oh stolen presents nice okay little Christmas griny boy trying to steal our gifts you’ve been moderating this channel for 5 minutes and already wants to cry I’m 57 oh God what’s going on in
Here I actually think think Yovan is quite young I’m I’m feeling like 15 for some reason I’m getting like a 15y old vibe from y re all well his Cal plays fortnite I don’t know what that says about someone it’s true yeah what are the chances Yovan that gentlemen over the
Age of say 40 would play fortnite in your country unlikely right he cannot be older than 15 yeah agreed agreed agreed we are like Matteo’s worst nightmare why Mato do you have nightmares of Serbian people mustaches it’s very it’s very specific uh nightmare you have there oh
Man I like Mato I think he’s cool why oh God what the [ __ ] was that finisher ah oh knees do you like your knees not anymore baby dude I just did you see the finisher I did on this other guy no I kicked what’s happened to his head I
Kicked him in the face and he fell over and then I stamped on in him and his face exploded look at all like the nerve endings in his head that you’ve exposed wa dude look at the nerve endings look at all that jam oh that’s pretty BR actually might have to censor that
Vuck is 16 what the [ __ ] that’s crazy sorry I’m never going to get over that what the [ __ ] well Buck me sideways yeah you guys are just babies you don’t have to worry about anything other than like whatever Serbian people have to worry about yeah Civil War war just kid
Stuff oh you got the you you got the jumping buff you got the jump buff what’s happening you can see it below your health bar what how did you get that wa you just get it from like randomly killing where am I going I feel like you know on
Will wiie Wonka when he has the fart to get back you got to burp Charlie burp oh dude there’s a volatile here the [ __ ] I just knocked him the [ __ ] out as well I hope he’s okay I hope he’s okay rip where you at oh dude I’m going to die dude
Help oh God oh God I’m going to shoot him with my U my little reload this ow I’m shooting him all right oh God I’m down I’m down I’m down I’m down I tried to no you’re not I tried to heal no no oh no kite him kite him kite him
Kite him kite him K him I I don’t know how to play with kites how do I play with kites go mid go revive you go mid go mid I’m pushing I’m pushing B I’m pushing B just cut him away him in the belly push
Him off push him off pushed him off nice get me up get me up going to give you a kiss going to give you a kiss push push he’s one hit he’s one he’s one kiss he’s one kiss dude he’s just one kiss push push where is He I don’t know he I’m down I’m down push give me a kiss a dude dude respawn quick respawn respawn entertainment uh Yovan just say don’t tell them more real age in Serbian you’re Serbian boy you’re 16 you’re some kind of Serbian boy oh you’re not far you’re not far oh I’m on
The way dude he’s just hovering over me I got to go over this bridge here you want one V one in fortnite or IRL do you want one V one in fortnite I beat you in fortnite beat you want to go bowling in fortnite oh dude how the [ __ ] am I
Supposed to [ __ ] who okay there you go oh [ __ ] I was just staying there so that you knew where to go for the volatile cuz I think he’s near dead you died you’re [ __ ] you’re dead I died died died yep died I’m Leon and Leon is me is that
The guy from um Resident Evil Leon I’m coming baby wait where’s the volatile oh God give me a kiss give me a kiss as you can see I will act forly now oh [ __ ] you got you got peed on I tried to help you oh dude he gave you a
Big kiss didn’t he yeah he gave me a real big one real big one Robo one I really want to kill what you reck a volatile poo is like let’s be real I reckon it’s got loads of like tentacles on it and stuff and okay if it
Comes out it’s just like it’s got teeth in it as well okay you know you know turns out the volatiles are pretty strong there’s one right over here should we get him yeah where where did you spawn in a different place than me you did that’s annoying I’m
Ow I can hear you tapping away you are in this I’m in it to win it baby oh we got another one we got another one oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] get back to the [ __ ] safe Zone Boys N we got it dude we got I’m not worried you not even
Worried we just craft some health oh he’s like stuck here ow they’re like glitching out oh so you can kill them can you kill them I don’t know they’re just like bugged out the NPCs that just stood here like oh this is [Applause] interesting hey dude I’m here oh God hey
Look at them allall look at them allall look I was so standing on the edge and you can kind of get your weapon out of it just a little bit I [ __ ] it I [ __ ] it I [ __ ] It I’m getting some hits in I’m getting some hits in though oh [ __ ] what’s happening what the [ __ ] is happening right now oh God oh God oh God I need to need man yo uh what did you guys get for Christmas mustache mustache ah but what did you do
For Christmas man man need help what is a what’s a Spanish Christmas like is is there anything he trapped him in that house can you close the door yeah let me try let me try let me try let try oh he’s he out he’s out I think can you
Give me rest behind this [ __ ] NPC though I need Chase ended it’s not over yet boys the mod salary is really good just bought a Spanish in position come here bastard you little [ __ ] n you don’t do Christmas in jary stuff is this volatile oh come on you got to nearly be
Dead now you fat tur oh did I get him no oh not yet not yet oh not yet ah I’m here baby nice nice nice nice nice friendly neighborhood Spiderman spider Spiderman I killed one killed one there’s one dead dead one dead one dead one dead one dead one dead one dead one
Is dead oh god oh wow they really hurt when they hit you though oh yeah yeah yeah I haven’t had a chance to [ __ ] loot his friend yet oh let me let me loot you quick ow Reese help me Rees I’m on the way get your titties out get your titties out
What did your tit titty titty TI titty my left tit is out titty yeah get your titty out now get you get get you titty out now what oh God too many titty now titty oh you don’t do the Santa Claus thing here we usually don’t do the Santa Claus
Thing here on the 24th okay what do you mean ow ow Jesus [ __ ] oh that was quite intense wasn’t it Jesus holy oh I’m back again nice oh man’s getting how is possible to kill of on the oh ow that’s crazy crazy that is mad didn’t know that that’s really cool
To know though I like that use useful piece of information hey guys search Kevin leonado but hair removal no yeah I’m going to pass on that hard pass on that one going to be a hard pass going to be a hard going to be a hard pass these volatiles are
Literally like in this zone now aren’t they I think we like they’re obsessed with us just really pissed him off they obsessed with me why you obsessed with me jeez stop it why you so obsessed God you’re so obsessed with me all the time jeez stop it ow ow ow ow
Dude I need a I need a res I’m one hit push you need res all right I need a r I got you baby do you want to play fortnite real quick with I heard he’s a pro ow ow my oh wait I got an idea oh yeah get my gun
Out guys when we get in face real you already know what our faces look like we we have uh we have the cartoon versions of our faces that’s what yeah I mean they are they are actually they’re quite accurate they’re actually pretty they’re like maybe 50% they’re like probably 20%
Accurate I reckon they’re really super accurate I would say maybe like 5% accurate like they’re really close like maybe 2% accurate oh God get off me get off me get off me get off me [Applause] ah ah ah oh he’s spat me I didn’t like that I only like it when I give
Percent Jesus stop screaming Jesus it’s not that bad it’s not that bad guys Anakin guys it’s only going to hurt for a minute dude these guys have got infinite help it feels like it feels like it doesn’t it why have they got the infinite health cheat on right now damn
It just don’t bother I’m just going to try and use my crossbow instead now oh that’s a good uh that’s a good actually yes Mato create more fake Bots to sub to our channel do it yeah we’ll do a face reveal dude I’ve got zero Health dude I’ve got zero health
Why you’re alive yeah my my health was so low it just hit zero and I was just running around like trying to get what you look big black [ __ ] every day whoa that’s weird imagine if vck is me the whole time that’s crazy wow um I think deep inside we’re all vuck
Right we’ll get [ __ ] in the in the a one day yeah exactly we will get V in the Air Mato is a guy the face at 1 million Subs so oh okay I was just saying U the other day mat actually because cuz I noticed when you had your had you as your profile picture for for for like a day or two on Discord I
Was like oh man we got some handsome subscribers some good looking [ __ ] baby and then there’s James I died dude I just keep respawning cuz we respawned right next to them dude they keep these are different I swear these are different volatiles each time they can’t have this much
Health there not this much health around for everyone to share not possible ow ow James has good profile [ __ ] yeah he does they’re the best ones James the pest all right yeah this is not going anywhere is it I feel like every time we [ __ ] respawn they’ve got more they
Just like respawn all their health again yeah [ __ ] sake bastards you you [ __ ] bastards you [ __ ] bastards me have a little sleep then sleep it dude um we call it what’s the time 20 oh we got is it when do we usually end this stream I
Can’t remember uh no no we’re good we can uh we we’ll head to a camp and we’ll head to a camp and sleep just going to miss my to that windmill over there do you want to FaceTime after this so you can just wait no do you want to
V you want some [ __ ] you want some [ __ ] you want to look me in my eye was [ __ ] you does anyone want to go swimming with me so I can see you in your shots here we are home sweet home let’s get all cuddled up man
Nice let’s go let’s go touch me on my bum Bam Bam nice there we go nice one I think we call it there call it there shall we very nice thank you everyone for coming today we enjoyed meeting you new people um I hope you had a good time thank you very
Much Mato for moderating today yes thank you for uh standing in for Julie at the end there Mato much appreciated thank you Yovan and vck for uh for joining Mr Wolf um uh you guys are absolutely batshit insane but we’re we’re okay with that and that’s fine you keep doing what
You breastfeed I’m not going to breastfeed vuck okay here’s the deal guys you can be as weird as you want as long as you don’t offend anybody on the channel or just in general you’re good in our but it’s all good yeah uh thank you Mato thank you very much thank you thank
You thank you um your check’s coming in the post um your yeah your moderation fee will be coming in the post you about 20p tonight so yeah I’m embarrassed to tell you how much it is yeah yeah yeah yeah um yeah join us next time uh lty and I are going to be
Back on Tuesday we’ll be playing some more Allan we 2 probably uh and then me and Reese will be back next week on Friday nice love you guys see you later bye kiss you dad be Dad bye bye bye bye good put the
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This was the most chaotic stream so far