Average Dude Rides “Punisher” in the Panorama Bike Park!

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Welcome to another episode of average dude, riding hard trails, if you’re here to see hot dudes, riding fast, you were in the wrong place! Today we are riding a spicy double black trail called punisher. It should really be proline, it’s that hard! come along for the ride of a lifetime.

Oh [ __ ] yeah welcome to another episode of average dude riding hard Trails I am not excited for this episode because we are at the Panorama bike park running a trail called Punisher it’s [ __ ] double black and I feel like all the trails here are Mis rated it’s kind of like misgendering but

It’s more enraging because you go down a trail that you think is double black but it’s actually PR line and it’s like oh God my [ __ ] gender oh [ __ ] me also the dust here I don’t know where they get the [ __ ] dust here it’s so awful oh [ __ ] hell o Oo it’s good thing that tree was there to stop my handlebars really appreciate that quality of Trail building [ __ ] me [ __ ] me all right just breathe hold on to your [ __ ] pron Now oh [ __ ] me oh Which way do I go going [ __ ] right o we [ __ ] tree roots of hell oh [ __ ] yeah Bo all right let’s keep this thrown out train going oh [ __ ] yeah all right made that section now let’s see if we can make this one oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh Jesus Christ

Oh oh want somebody you just hold me oh this Trail surprisingly good I thought it was going to be terrible like the other Trail this one’s not that [ __ ] bad but she’s still steep disgusting and hard to look at just like your mom Jesus Christ these true root you die

And go to hell you’re going to be seeing these tree roots these [ __ ] ruts are [ __ ] brutal oh no ah [ __ ] me let’s Roll so that wasn’t the bottom of Punisher we got more to go uhoh oh I don’t know about this [ __ ] me oh [ __ ] me what am I ride this [ __ ] [ __ ] Jesus Christ I don’t know about this oh [ __ ] my ass to ride off this [ __ ] me Jesus

Christ that would be way easier why can’t I be over there on the easy section I can probably roll this E I’m sure the nurses at the hospital are hot today all right we’re you going to make this or we’re going to meet some hot nurses let’s do it hot nurses I like the sound of that let’s meet some hot nurses oh oh [ __ ] looks like we’re not going

To meet hot nurses after all oh [ __ ] Yeah oh that was too spicy for me oh it’s a good thing I’m wearing brown pants oh [ __ ] me oh oh if you die and go to hell you’ll meet that tree route oh you’ll definitely meet that tree route Jesus Christ how did I hit my balls on that how did I hit my balls on That all right breathe deeply for we are alive I should definitely show my balls to a nurse let me know if your mom’s around where the [ __ ] did everybody go well we’re just going to keep this party train going while we’re through going through this boring part let me show show you

Some pictures of some fat chicks just let me know which one you like and uh I’ll set you up on a date I may or may not end the video here cuz we’re getting into some boring terrain but you know [ __ ] yeah e oh and if you think we’re going to clear

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