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Them I learned so many wonderful things about him I’d like to to sing you a little song so why don’t you you know move on up come up close and I’ll sing to you come on Closer Closer come on I won’t bite come on move closer that’s it
Right down by my shoes great okay huddle all around I’ll sing you a song all right you too Johnny come on closer all year long he’s busy making toys for all the little girls and the little boys he puts them in his sled and gives his whip a crack on donder on
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Christmas and a blessed New Year boom you’re not serving you to get out of my room welcome to my room welcome Jenny welcome everybody happy Christmas it is uh what time is it in uh uh the very first Christmas land right now let me see it is
Uh a got the ain’t got the right thing on Christmas Island right now it is 7 a.m. on Monday so there you go uh right Robin Webster down in the chat knows how to spell Bible correctly really yeah take a look oh a bball yes indeed exactly Jenny
How you doing oh I guess I’m all right well enough sort of kind of H honey buddy maybe cool yes the link is pinned I I I was uh late getting up to today I’m sort of everything’s all aew on trle at the moment for me so I haven’t caught the earlier
Streams the purple was on and and uh Godless scummer and ring one ring um and here we are fourth in line for the wonderful Christmas Marathon dornob heads here oh cool D dnov head is stalking me I think really yeah yeah I I he’s he’s an
Odd person and it’s it’s a little scary you know but I’m maybe a maybe a good kind of scary but you know it’s okay something to think about you know guy like him following you around I know well uh he wants to buy it flower candy and whisper sweet nothing into its
Ears huh I wonder what that is yeah I don’t know so it looks to be a lovely day out behind you there it’s a little foggy I guess um looks like there’s there’s a boat in the Ship Channel looks like which is interesting well what’s a boat doing in a ship
Channel is it a boat that identifies as a ship or a ship that identifies as a boat um it’s hard to tell question it’s hard to tell if I don’t know whether it’s inbound or outbound we’ll see if it gets closer my preference is in and outbound
Yeah that is uh the view of the Portland chip channel from Portland headlight Cape Elizabeth Maine spot I forgot my Shark I have to have the shark on on the nautical show here Nice he’s he’s my buddy he’s my blue shark nice nice nice nice is he got big teeth not actually they’re kind of small but there’s lots and lots of them oh don’t do that on screen what oh oh I’m sorry you’re pouring coffee I I thought something
Else coffee see coffee pot coffee cup coffee well I I can never get that that that um episode with Sleeping Warrior where he’s he in the middle of his stream he still on camera and he’s pissing into a bottle that’s said where was the camera where was the camera aimed holy
[Â __Â ] that’s a little B you you You’ think that somebody would want to mute at least so you don’t hear the the lovely noise [Laughter] okay yeah what a what a what a smart guy well you know that’s that’s what we call being discreet I guess but or
Indiscreet one or the other I don’t know are all bols she her um yeah conventionally anyway what there’s conversion work you can do on them that changes that uh perhaps I don’t know I always thought maybe take it to the yeah take it to the boat surgeon I don’t know I always thought
Maybe um sailboats were were male because they had the things sticking down uh yeah yeah yeah well uh uh catamarans are are uh would have a couple of boobs I guess would be the thing oh you know it varies yeah ambers got it right traditional boats are feminine but there are
Exceptions I think actually boats are inanimate objects and you know whatever English and or gender heem hemid Demi semi- gendered language well we can’t go go around and have a society that makes that that treats an exception special they’re just exceptions you know who cares if they’re 5% of the
Population screw them yeah twice they might enjoy it yeah I think so they ships are known for their big wood well that’s true you’ve got the the masts I’m pretty sure dnov is not talking about uh masks probably those those pin things that stick in the holes you
Smoke why yes I do oh my God yeah it’s a terrible Hab it’s gonna kill me it will kill me I know it yeah they they said i’ never reached 70 cuz I smoke yeah surprise yeah Carrie uh caran here my goodness a lot of people here Mark Caesar hi Ember hi Jason
D change your name I can’t it’s too early in the morning uh let’s see who else and jur oh howdy Jason who else is in the in the hood oh Robin Webster’s here Ryan Donovan’s here slim cyborg is here yes look at the trees look at the trees just look at
Them so did you feel the earthquake uh no you didn’t was there an earthquake in Maine no it was next door in New Brunswick then no no no west west and south New Hampshire New Hampshire oh wow yeah new hamster 2.7 on the RoR scale enough enough to make your coffee
Vibrate a little in spill did wa Mount Washington move or something I don’t know they didn’t they didn’t tell me I wasn’t I wasn’t assigned to watch this time there was an earthquake in Concord wow Conquer New Hampshire yeah or Concord Massachusetts conc new hamster Concord the banks of the merry
MAAC what what’s your favorite um let’s see now what’s your favorite Canadian city I don’t know I I I rather like Montreal no Montreal to Toronto to be honest I’m not talking about the city or the people I’m talking about the name Montreal is that was your favorite
Well if you’re talking about the name saskatoon’s got to be up there o oh that is a good one I like that my my favorite is um I think in the that same area in in Saskatchewan or something like that yeah maybe maybe Alberta I don’t know the
Provinces well enough to know this which is wrong I should know this stuff um uh Ben Ben yes that is good it’s it’s just my favorite that’s Alberta that’s an Alberta oh okay Ben I always drool when I do that that that that city name I don’t know if the Canadian cities I’ve
Been to I’d say Montreal and Halifax alifax is nice Nova Scotia generally speaking is nice sorry Al St John’s not on my list I used to think that uh New Brunswick is where they made all the sports equipment bowling bowling balls and stuff oh yeah yeah yeah well yeah yeah
No that’s Brunswick New Jersey I think maybe not it’s probably not Brunswick Germany probably not might be though who knows well Stephanie and I were talking before the show and we really couldn’t think of a particular theme to do to to do today that’s kind of hard to say
Try that do to do today I I can’t do that anyway um so we thought we’d have a uh ask me anything uh day and so you guys in the chat you just think of any kind of like vicious nasty um uh fun embarrassing ridiculous stupid if you wish um thing
To ask and and we’ll answer it we may or stup part we may or may not tell the truth and and of course the link as is described is pinned in case you want to come on and beat us up is isuk New New Brunswick is is f f f FAL is Isco
Fulk it sounds it sounds dirty whatever it is Isco folk I’m at a loss have I forgotten to tighten the Cunningham well uh actually I generally leave the Cunningham loose on the j24 anyway unless the sa’s really old and the draft is way too far after
So so tell me other than other than that family on um Happy Days what is a Cunningham a Cunningham is a uh Pringle or a grommet above the tack of a sail that you can use to uh tighten the Leading Edge of the sail to position the draft in the sail I
See uh so that the so that you you change the shape of the cord shape change the shape of the wing H you know that’s almost interesting and you’ll you’ll be amazed to know that a guy by the name of Cunningham invented it it’s so you don’t have to use otherwise otherwise you
Would use the halard you grind the halard up and make the L of the sail tighter which moves the draft forward or ease it off which moves the draft after uhhuh yeah and Mr Cunningham figured out this is a pain in the ass so why not have a little ring there
That you can put a rope through and pull on the rope and do it that way it’s easier do you they’re like uh uh sailing for boat rigging ter baggy wrinkles you got to have your baggy wrinkles which is chafe gear so you put in the rigging that so the sails don’t
Chafe on the rig yep ah so you didn’t get you escaped all that bad weather that went up the East Coast I don’t see any snow in the background no no snow there hasn’t been snow here we had a a tremendous wind and rainstorm that blew through
What sometime this week was it Tuesday I I think it just blew the dog off the chain it was ridiculous this uh the uh the the scene it it took out the uh uh webcam on that you’re looking at now just it was howling and uh the Seas were way up just
Crazy how high are you above sea level uh where I am um probably here is probably 40 ft oh well you you you you’re probably not going to have a problem with Storm surges and stuff like that they don’t get that big do they no not where not where I am however you
Know you were in Cape Elizabeth you might have a problem see that’s the C just don’t know trucker el el trucker is is is bringing stuff from the North Pole or New Brunswick or something like that hey Al good morning hey uh how’s it going guys or
Girls I see guys all the time like just fine guys us people humans very FES is to um to both to both of you and everyone in the chat I’m I’m gonna mute myself for a second I’ll be right back I just got to go close a gate at this Farm
Here okay don’t let the don’t let the cows out or the dogs but they’re on the Chain so so if you had to wear a a a costume of a cow would you pick a brown Swiss or a gery how about a jersey I don’t know of any
Jerseys the choices as it’s been laid out all right then it’s okay I’ll I’ll go with gery in in keeping with the Channel Islands oh God but they’re so P all right I have returned okay I returned and I enjoyed your Cunningham explanation oh good I was surprised to
See some somebody say make that make a reference to the Cunningham I have I have sailed on a boat with a Cunningham and I have I have uh pulled it in and let it out that’s good yeah cuz somebody yelled at you right hey pull on the cunning just describe that
Concept tan to Cunningham I’ve heard that more than once yeah um I I’m being sent out for peacan pie really you eat you eat peans um I do eat peans um I have a very do you empty do you empty it first before you eat it do I have to do which
The pean do you empty it first oh no that’s that’s your you’re thinking of the P you’re thinking of the P jug that’s a different thing yeah we were talking about that earlier too well I heard I heard you guys talking about uh about buny or Riley I always thought it was pan
Be I uh I always think of and I I consider this a Christmas movie um uh when uh Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan are in um Sleepless in New York or what is it whatever it’s called what is that movie called Seattle no no no the one
The one with Billy Crystal the one the one that has Princess Leia in it duh what is that movie called yeah the one anyway the one where they they sing Siri with The Fringe on top you know is that the sex scene in the restaurant it’s not
Oklahoma that one the one with all have what she’s having that’s the one um You’ve Got Mail I I don’t know Hanks I don’t know I can only ever think of like the Meg Ryan movies that like standard to me are Top Gun uh Top Gun Sleepless in Seattle and when
It’s When Harry Met Sally that’s what it is me har Met Sally that’s Harry Met Sally yeah Meg Ryan was in Top Gun yeah she was Goose’s uh wife the widow she was the Widow of um Maverick’s uh Navigator guy in the in the F14
Um is this the first or the second one that would be the the one from 1986 so the only it’s the only one I’m familiar with you haven’t seen the you haven’t seen the um sequel uh no I um I don’t think I’m aware of a sequel is there talking
About I know what you’re talking about there was um yeah they made a second one like a year ago or something right yeah a sequel I have not seen that I have not seen that at all so yeah Meg Ryan Meg Ryan was I’m I’m I’m 97% sure she plays the white of
Goose um this is the most most important scene in the movie when she gets pissed off that he died in the the ejection thing and who can blame her because um because Maverick’s uh he’s a he’s a loose cannon he doesn’t [Â __Â ] care about anything I don’t think he want to Loose
Cannon on an airplane that’s right you want all your cannons properly attack like a loose bomb or missile the has a loose cannon on on it um you know it’s pointing forward fortunately so yeah but I think like the Cannons or the gun the guns are supposed to like
You know they might have to have some like uh for recoil but I don’t think they’re supposed to like fall off the the missiles and and whatnot I think is okay well if you run out of bullets you can always hit them with the gun that’s that’s right that’s
Right but yeah I don’t think I have enough uh I’m certainly not I I know a little bit about how an airplane flies I don’t know anything about the ordinance and and whatnot that goes on in an F14 Tom Cat Beyond like having built a model
Of one as a child um and I don’t think those little plastic tubes count as something would give me any real knowledge of them so I’m I’m not GNA I’m not going to say I’m a I’m a knowledgeable expert in the but I do yeah I don’t actually think you can
Run out of bullets in an A10 well yes of course you can and you but I don’t think it would let you because it only lets the gun fire for a certain amount of time because the gun is so forceful that it will push the airplane backwards if
You shoot too much too long it slows the it slows the airplane down there would be that there’s also like a heat a heat dissipation problem too for a lot of guns um like the guns I own I know if you fire them more than
Six or seven times you have to let them cool down like like in Rapid is the one is the one with the gun that sounds pretty much just like a buzza you you don’t even hear is that a warthog uh airplane or is that an a something
A10 the A10 it’s that’s the war hog yeah which is a that’s a really old uh plane but I believe they’re still they still have them in service um it has a reputation of being just one of the best planes ever built and that it’s completely usful in many
Many theaters and and they wanted to get rid of it and then the Air Force said no we want to keep that or was it the Army somebody wanted to keep it real bad and St engineer when engineering’s good it’s it’s good you can I mean technology can surpass what
Engineering could do at a certain point but if something’s really well built there’s no need to change the the basic design right well well look our our um our B-52s are 60 70 years old now yeah yeah and some of them still fly right they may not be as um they might
Be as advanced in a lot of things but um that was the one they called The Flying Fortress right the no that was the B7 no B7 okay oh yeah yeah yeah the B17 that’s the one that’s sort of famous from like a couple of like the World War II
Movies uh yeah Memphis Bell was everybody knew about yeah yeah with Harry conic and yes look at the tree knows what it sounds like When Harry Met Sally was a lot of Harry con Jun music aner has a question for us up here is there a holiday tradition is there a holiday tradition
That is unique to your family family that you think might be weird question um I’m assuming it’s not for but um not expected to be here but I’m uh I’m gonna think about it in case I have an answer I can think about uh uh yeah well it has to do with food
As many holiday traditions do uh was the was the uh cornmeal mush for breakfast which is basically fried grits like seems weird it’s like that was that was supposedly a big treat but it’s not all that great see when I was the first time I
Heard mush I I did not think that that would be something I’d want to eat it just just doesn’t sound like that the marketing isn’t good I’m not even sure if britz is the right kind of marketing for grits but I’ve only ever been served them once and I didn’t I didn’t love
Them but they are not a thing in Canada like like if anybody hasn’t been Canada it’s because they brought them from um well I’ve always assumed to be the southern us is where they have them but I don’t yeah I don’t really know I was introduced to the people from West
Virginia that were friends of the family so so Tim Tim Horton just is not very diverse Tim Horton don’t don’t have the Timmy Timmy don’t have no grits kiss my [Laughter] grits I have been I have been to titim Hortons in Maine so I know that I know
Stephanie can get to one without leaving her but um I Heard Tim Horton has one in main because somebody took a wrong turn and they just said I’ll leave it there yeah I’ll just [Â __Â ] build one here yeah why not why not yeah know the um uh the board like I
Have I have a uh my wife thinks this is funny I don’t if anybody else would but when my wife and I were were uh more early in our relationship we were married but we were before we had kids we we were camping in New Brunswick and
We went out we actually literally we went to Tim Horton’s in New Brunswick and we were not traveling to Maine um but we we pulled out of the Tim Hortons and made a right instead of a left onto this road and then we made another left
And we ended up at the Canadian border crossing come back into the you to Canada from the us and we didn’t know how we had done that but I guess we went the wrong way um and then we pulled up there and they’re like how long you’ve
Been out of the country like we actually just came from Tim Horton we haven’t been about 15 minutes Smith Street we never even left we we never actually left the country we stayed on our side of the bridge but somehow we ended up pulling up to the
Thing and they’re like oh okay come on in my wife was laughing so hard after that and she’s like what the heck just happened she was worried we were GNA like have our car searched and go through like old rigoll and they’re like oh yeah no whatever people do that it’s a
Thing um I guess they forgot to put up a sign it says like you are about to order uh enter like the uh security checkpoint super weird anyway that’s how like that was um it was after 911 so I was kind of surprised that security with that lacks but that’s kind of like
That’s that’s a new brunz thing it’s not it’s not laxing that like they probably would have if we didn’t have Canadian accs I’m sure we would have been in big trouble Stephanie I changed my avatar the Stephanie sorry I I changed my avatar just for you oh look at that nice did get
Chang it’s a it’s a ship ship all right is it a crystal sh or is it a bat between a boat and a ship is how much fuel it takes yeah probably and how how many uh how many tax dollars you don’t have to pay this is a private
Ship not a Crystal Ship no no it was actually a coal a CO freighter from the Great Lakes okay cool I don’t know all of the freighter from the Great Lakes but I know the Stephen B Roman is one that I know uh travels frequently up and down uh from
Like through the St Lawrence Seaway through Lake Ontario a lot and I believe it chips cement from there’s a couple of big cement plants on Lake Ontario Shores that Steph B Roman goes in and out of and I have I’ve never actually thought to actually be interested enough
To know what exactly it carries and how far it carries it oh good good good capture mCP I I hadn’t looked at it before myself and now that you mention that that shirt is what it looks like isn’t it is that 1200 Al is that an RT 1200 an RT 1200
Does Stephen B Roman no your motorcycle oh my motorcycle no my motor that yeah sorry that motorcycle isn’t mine that that picture was taken on vacation I rented a um that’s a bmw2 00 GS but it’s not yours that one’s not mine my motorcycle is a Triumph Thunderbird
1600 would wouldn’t that qualify as as um Stolen Valor if you’re running a BMW when you don’t paid full price for the rental for the day so I don’t believe it’s Stolen Valor and it ain’t cheap to rent a BMW motorcycle but I was uh I traveled by
Air to Colorado for that photo I didn’t go there for the photo I just took it while I was there and I took a day while we were traveling uh to a family wedding I took a day and went for a motorcycle ride and I took that picture and I I
Thought I looked um I thought I looked less less uh horrendous than I often do and so I I’ve used that one as my avatar for a bit I would like to get a um s1,000 RR that would be cool that would be uh that would be a fast oh
Yeah yep that’s RI you off the hand handlebars fast yeah yeah that would definitely uh that definitely uh you would need to give it a whole lot of risk to get going yeah and and for you in the chat who don’t know motorcycles um it really does suck you
Off the handlebars because it’s so fast there’s some bikes that do that um super bikes uh [Â __Â ] super bikes U from the 70s and 80s can have that much power um I just mentioned does Rao is like is amazing and I’m just I’m a very large person so like bikes
That other people find uh powerful I find adequate because I on my own I’m like being too up but I I’ve never been into the super fast ones and I think they’re even though I’m really large I think they would still um they would still probably feel like like uh some
Major power oh yeah no no doubt I used to work um Moto G GP um safety crew so I’ve seen lots and lots and lots of bikes and lots and lots and lots of death you know yeah unfortunately there’s um there’s more than one thing that can go wrong when you’re moving
Super and fast and you’re not really protected by much other than a helmet and some a suit if you’re smart you wear some sort of a suit I’m racing oh yeah RAC yeah but I’m in all the year all the time if you’re really smart though you’ll wear chain
Mail yeah I mean I think if you had leather with chain mail over top of it and uh but they have um they’ve done some amazing things i’ I’ve seen some videos where they have these air vests that like basically um they explode like um
I guess the way like a life jacket would with like a like an Air Canister and puff up and give you a cushion around your torso to help help sort of take the impact and get rid of what I’m going to presume is um you know life life altering injuries
Might be Abad or at least reduced because they in instead of just protecting you from abrasion and a little bit of like say like plastic and foam padding they’re putting this cushion of air out that meets the impact the same way like an airbag would and then allows the like allows
That to absorb the impact instead of like your bones and skin and tissue so I think there’s I can’t afford something like that quite yet but I also don’t ride in a way that would introduce me to falling off the bike very frequently hopefully never so yeah I’m kind of I’m
Not I’m not going that far yet but I think if I had the money I would I would just go ahead and get it oh pardon my y I’ve been up since 5 well 4 actually I have not I did not wake up early this morning at all and we
Were outlaid at Christmas party number one and I’m getting I’m I’m almost at the PK P show I’ll probably just mute myself unless you guys want to get rid of me in which case I’ll just be I’ll just be not around hang you know you can uh I’m just going to do
That while I gra the pilot and then I’ll be I’ll be back yeah I I’ve got uh I just I had a question for you uh uh if you’d ever been to Fort Fairfield and the and the Artic County uh or the arusik country club yeah Artic where is
That well it’s in it’s in for Fairfield Maine it’s uh on right on the border the course itself is the clubhouse and all of that stuff is in Canada but the entrance is in the United States you know I’ve probably driven right by it though um yeah because that’s I know I
Know the um I know the name I just don’t know I don’t know about that but I’ve been to um man I I don’t travel that like that’s the it’s the opposite side of new Bruns of where like my family has a place because that’s that’s out near shed
Which is the opposite like out by the out towards the Pei Bridge basically Shediac is it it dubs itself the lobster capital of the world and I know I know many people are going to want to argue that but they have a sign when you come
Into town it says Lobster capital of the world so it obviously is and they do do a lot of lobster fishing and the Shak the Shak Bay like in in that neighborhood of Canada like Eastern Canada lobster fishing is there’s only two types of lobster that people talk
About Shediac bay lobster and Fundy bay lobster and I’m sure people in main think main lobster is some other thing which it may be but those are the lobsters that are fished for there and it’s all the Gulf of Maine though I mean give me a break the Gulf of Maine I is
The Gulf of Maine that’s a Gul of main is is the Gulf of main is everything between uh Cape Cod and uh the Bay of funy okay all all of that stuff it’s basically it’s basically the west side of Nova Scotia to to Cape Cod yeah okay
So like where that that’s what the fairy crosses that goes from the the South the South Western tip of Nova Scotia back across is the that’s the Gulf of main I guess that it’s Crossing then that all right well I’m going to be gone for a few minutes but I’ll be right back
All right it’s GNA Al going to go play play Around this was cool because uh the austic country club during prohibition you’d go ostensibly to play around at golf but actually what you would be doing is going to the clubhouse to have a cocktail I’m just looking at that and thinking that that’d be a good place to cross the
Border oh well IL got to yeah up the county right there all right enough of that that’s crazy this crazy stuff crazy stuff that picture of the boat I took that in 1975 really uhuh it’s on the Lakes right somewhere it’s in the port of Port Washington yeah okay it is unloading
Coal for the electric power plant right there uh nothing in that picture exists anymore the um the cold do area where they stored all the coal has been turned into a Parkway um the the power plant has been revised greatly so no longer Burns Co and the ship was sold for
Scrap the March’s time yeah the company that owned that ship Cleveland Cliffs um it is still around but under different ownership name and stuff I tried to give them a copy of this picture real nice 11inch Square um mat plus matting on on a photograph and um I wanted them to
Have it because it was their boat and then oh no no we don’t want that no no well [Â __Â ] you people je T tsumami this one time I kicked a guy in the ball so hard it sounded like a lobster cooking in a pot oh dear that sounds awful that’s that’s
Huh all sorts of people in some mommy showed up captive desk Dave mcorp I cannot cook lobsters it’s just too horrifying really well yeah they bugs they’re literally bugs not you’re you’re throwing them in a pot of boiling water no you’re you’re putting them on a you’re putting them on
A grate and covering them with seaweed and aluminum foil or you’re digging a pit and building a big fire with a bunch of rocks at the bottom of the pit and then you throw the seaweed on there and then you throw the bugs in there and then you
Cover the pit and you wait an hour or two oh no I I didn’t see your question I’m sorry should I go back and find it I’ll go back and find it uh is there a family tradition uh in your house that uh that might seem weird oh that question yeah
Yeah what what do you how did you answer that uh the weird cornmeal mush oh yeah yeah yeah um Mo mostly not really it wasn’t a tradition it was an event a single time the weird I could call it the weirdest things my parents ever did to with
Christmas um I I actually mentioned it in I think purple show today um I transitioned to my parents in October and um they disowned me and then invited me back for Christmas and so I went back for Christmas hopefully to you know patch things up and that kind kind
Of stuff and they had bought me a three-piece suit that’s that just to entice you over to the yeah yeah I’m oh yeah that’ll that’ll that’ll get you to um de detransition you know so I sold it and bought a dress wow that that’s pretty freaky I don’t know how would react to
That Al left Al’s back I okay I I don’t know what happened I like I I just left it connected on mute thinking that would get me an easy way to just unmute and come back but the in my wife’s car which I don’t fully understand and it decided to shut itself
Off because I think it thought it needed to while I ran into the uh the bakery where they say that we were the only we were the only weird people that didn’t order our pamp by like weeks ahead of time they thankfully had one so did you get were you successful in
Getting the pie yeah yeah I got the pie I got pie and four cookies cost me over $60 what holy [Â __Â ] so know there was like words like a pck 99 you it’s not how does how does a pie cost $60 would Lally be over40 American dollars I I don’t think that’s an
Exaggeration cuz I think at a buck I think it’s about a 30% difference right it’s in that ballpark might be 27 might be 31 outrageous it is super outrageous I like I’m insulted but it’s Christmas and my daughter who’s not with me right this second um is getting upset with me every
Time I go to a store and freak out when they’re ridiculous and so because I’m the uh I’m a male Karen I think I don’t know what the word is for that to do something D I’m a Chad yeah I’m a Chad because I I go to the store
And I spend I’ve done this has happened to me twice including I didn’t freak out today but I I bought a bunch of stocking stuffers for my wife from the um what we call Shoppers Drug Mark which is like a Walgreens I guess for the American people it’s it’s a pharmacy
That is kind of like a mix of like a it’s a cosmetic goods and Health Care goods and um I mean it’s basically a place where you can buy like condoms toilet paper makeup like high-end makeup too they have like this whole like super high-end um sort of makeup and and
Cosmetic section and anyway I bought a few things from my wife there that she would appreciate having um and a a comic large candy bar of the flavor she likes like this thing’s big bigger than a rem of paper um and uh so I ended up dropping 300 bucks on all this stuff
Because I also bought stuff we needed like doublea batteries at 25 bucks a pack for a you know a lot of them and uh they’re like do you want to buy a bag I’m I’m like no I’ll just throw the stuff in the cart and throw it in the
Back of the carart because like after I dropped $300 charging me 15 cents for a bag is a to me is a super big insult but to everyone else is like just totally normal yeah but that’s that’s me I am that person I am the crotchety old man
Who was incense that would definitely qualify for Caren territory yeah I’m Caren I I’m Chad I’m Chad because I’m like I’m like what do you mean you want 15 cents for a bag I have one bag worth of stuff that cost over $300 and you want another 15 cents out of me yeah
Like yeah what’s get out that’s a big that’s at Big retailers they’re all like that they’re just like well we just like but what I found really interesting is I’ve been to a bunch of small oneoff retailers and they’re still doing it the traditional way like yeah they might
Charge you for a bag if you buy $5 dollar worth of stuff and you want a whole bag but when you drop like 50 60 bucks they’re just like here have a bag here hey take another one you might need at the next store you go to and some of
Them are reusable back they’re they’re looking at this as like building building Customer Loyalty at their little shop and being friendly and appreciating customers and the other shops are just like I think we can get an extra 15 cents out of these people let’s try it I like to recommend anybody who does
Not see these plastic bags as problematic and worth the money that they charge you for them because it makes you think about them and all that kind of stuff you ever let me finish let me finish let me finish let me finish what Jenny speak if you if you would like to
Understand go to a landfill site that has a fence around it since most of them do have a cyclone fence around them and pick a windy day and go to the the the fence line of the of the um um trash place where the wind is is leaving it
Where where it’s blowing everything too and gets trapped on the fence and you will find a fence that is just thick with those plastic bags you know I’m I’m serious talking like I I’ve seen some an inch deep of plastic bags you know and then you’re
Talking an area about a half a mile long that’s a lot of plastic bags yeah and I I sorry I wasn’t trying to talk over you yeah no we um we just don’t have plastic bags anymore like they just don’t exist here anymore like they they’ve been outlawed so they’re
Charging for other bags like paper bags that rip as soon as you put three items in it or really cheaply made reusable bags but they’re reusable and we like we often do reuse them and bring them with us um I don’t have a problem with it I
Just if I have to stop in and grab something especially if I’m dropping a lot of money and they want an extra few bucks out of me uh for a paper bag um I’m just I’m pre I’m pre-wired to be in by it because I know other retailers aren’t doing
That and I kind of I’m kind of losing my mind with the big retailers where it’s they’re owned by the richest people in this country or the richest people in your country uh or a combination of the two and they and they’re like and just it that’s what bugs me that’s what bugs
Me I’m dropping a lot of money and they’re like that that bag isn’t costing them anything at all in fact it was included in the price they did not adjust their price prices down when they started charging for them to remind us that bags are not just a handy way to
Bring your stuff home uh but You’ only got two hands but I mean really what they’re trying to say is like you you should have been born with a kangaroo coach and because you’re not we we’re gonna punish you for it you should get yourself a reusable bag it’s
Right here buy this reusable bag for 60 bucks yeah but like that’s that’s the problem with these whole thing is I already have them I just I’m not there with one right now and I don’t want to buy but I my wife’s car is full of loose
Items in the back sort of trunk area now because of because of my chattiness is that what it is my Chad my chadis uh Tendencies Chad’s not Chad nity my Chad my Chad my Chad nity or Chad oity Chad any I’m super chatty I am the chattiest Chad AET Chad
A Chad that there ever was but I didn’t freak out to the I said no thank you I don’t need a bag ah okay that’s and I spent $327 and put all the items loose in the shopping cart and brought them out and put them all one by one in the back of
The car and just left them there um how about you not take that so personal since everybody has to do it you know it’s just a plastic it’s just a bag and it’s it’s 15 why is that we’re griping about I shouldn’t I should I shouldn’t let it bug me yeah you
Should time every time you do that to yourself your your body is releasing certain toxic um materials that that [Â __Â ] that [Â __Â ] with your brain that [Â __Â ] with your your um bodily tissues in ways that are not healthy in the long run just don’t know let it let it go that’s
The that toxic juice is what builds up in my body and causes me to write like insanely mean songs about Ken hovind well that’s see that’s a good thing but try to limit it K hovind wait a minute there’s a is there a Christmas song about K
Hovind there that we’re missing we got the we got we got the Darth Dawkins one we need a we need a coven one and it should be it should it should feature ukulele I think it it absolutely ukulele Tiny Tim style Kent hovind um you know what the the Hawaiian and and Polynesian
Culture has been has been sullied Enough by that man H it’s true it’s true with his shirt wearing um yeah I somebody there’s there’s a Creator in I I don’t want to say they’re in the community or not in the community because I honestly don’t know um but there’s a Creator I
Started watching recent Rec ly who’s at least tangentially related in that they also have a a distaste for Kent and his [Â __Â ] named Claud Claude Bulls Bells they’re I don’t know if they’re French or they pretend to be French but they have a frenchish name um anyway they’re
They’re funny and they’ve done they’ve done some songs but they’ve also they also had a video I saw pointing out how like how extra cringey he is around young girls and women in general and how he his wives and and um that Creator points out like some of the like they
Clip out some of these things and string them together it’s like he like he’s terrible and anxious in every goddamn way but he’s sometimes if you look at some of the examples like it just it puts a fine point on what a terrible person he is I kind of his face is super
Punchable and my fist is super large and so I try not to put the two together but it it does run a fungible a fungible face fun not I said punch punchable punchable punchable punchable but as far as as far as the police are concerned I said funable it’s non it’s non fungible
Just like those weird those weird artworks that are worth money in not because they’re artment because of some other weird thing think it’s somehow related to bitcoin I don’t understand any of it no I just just want to let people know that uh after uh after this
Madness ends there’s a lot more to the stream this is what you missed so far you’ve missed a purple and uh and Godless scummer and uh one ring 42 and you’re here now and next coming up next is Mage gray um happen yeah looks like Christmas tree after that we got
Uh Kentucky atheist in AO 64 and then uh the mighty mighty Beck a holiday bash with Beck and uh CL View and Ember and Maya and mes gray again oh goodness look at all these people I don’t get a break from this until until Maya oh you’re on every street until
Then I I have I am I’m pulling 18 hours of streams this man you are a trooper thanks for coming on this one Jenny yeah well you said you’d pay me so of course I’m gonna be here yeah yeah holy [Â __Â ] I didn’t know you get paid for
This oh yeah um that’s a big bucks yeah big big bucks eight eight point or bigger that’s awesome um yeah you got some good uh good moose up in Maine I mean maybe not as good as Canadian moose but uh well I don’t know that I don’t think the I
Don’t think the Moose respect the Border they don’t they don’t some of them some of them have dual citizenship yeah I think one of my Christmas ornaments is a main uh a locally made main thing and somehow is a combination of Steel and Ceramics it’s super super neat I think
They put like iron filings in their Ceramics and then they fire it and it gets this sort of Rusty look to it and it’s sort of got a metallic shine on one side it’s really cool and uh we bought that on one of our trips to the east coast um where we went
Through the states on our way obviously and and uh yeah it was it’s a really super cool uh piece of artwork and we hang on a tree every year and we everywhere every time my family travels anywhere we get at least one or two Christmas decorations and 80% of our
Christmas tree is covered in decorations from our travels around mostly North America but anywhere we go uh I may have to go there’s a Packer game on all right well [Laughter] um well yeah you know it’s a Wisconsin thing you just got to you got to do what
You got to do you don’t want to miss Sports Bowl great greatest team on the planet it’s owned by the people not by some rich [Â __Â ] I mean that is that is a good thing about them um but um you know we got the Blue Bombers up here so well they don’t
Play yeah the BS play Canadian football the real football with the with the mansiz ball not SK not skinny sports ball the whole internet is about it’s about cats and uh and argu about um about nationalist pride in sports ball of whatever brand well you guys the rest of the
World the rest of the world laughs at us when calling uh the football a game that you play mostly without your feet mostly by throwing ever touching ever touching the ball it seems silly the NFL has been doing demos um in Europe for a number of
Years now and it’s getting more and more popular and Europeans are loving footballer American Sports in general has tailgating as like a great sort of draw to as a thing no matter what the sport is football concussion ball concussion ball yeah well I played both brookby and football and I found
That I got way more hurt from being smashed into by helmets and pads like big plastic things smashing into me than I did by just basically flesh the flesh contact and like basically like a a heavy knit Jersey that we wore in the summertime was terrible but um and you know basically
Black short shorts and and and knee socks uh that’s that’s the prot you get in rugby yeah um and uh the only problem with rugby is the time of year we played it we ended up getting like really really hot and long sleeve heavy knit shirts that Canadians would consider a
Winter coat most of December was too much to wear in the summer but I’ve noticed modern modern rugby uniforms seem a whole lot more free and uh light than they used to be I think I missed I missed the right time give blood play rugby that’s right that’s right I love
Playing that game it was a lot of fun I’ve never played rugby but I I like watching it it’s you know it’s course it’s different than American football but it’s s similar enough that it’s it’s fun to enjoy and see how they’re different how they’re the same my my favorite thing
Part about rugby though is when I used to work at at a hospital and occasionally um would get floated down to the ER during the rugby tournament tournaments there was all these guys coming in with broken arms broken legs broken face just a lot of broken a lot of blood it was
Great I only ever broke one bone playing rugby and I understand the guy did return to playing three months later oh part my God again I have to step away I gota go wee wee without the uh without The Jug on stream that’s a the excellent way to do
It actually excuse yourself from the stream it’s complicated oh Stephanie did I did I mention that Toronto’s CFL football team is called the Argos no that’s like that’s a reference is it not Stephanie are you are you shouting at your mic from 18 feet away I’m shouting at my mic from the
Kitchen okay okay that’s okay I thought my audio might have gone down or that I lost signal no I’m just wandering around you know a little bit of this a little bit of that I think on I think on the next I think when I do the stream on on
Christmas I might be sitting in a sewing machine or something all right just you know doing getting some work done actually yes I’m fixing a fixing a sper I think I’ll do that tomorrow a little change of T sper the spiners always confuse me because they
Billow out so I would think the fabric cutting on that is a lot a lot of thinking about the geometry of it full of air uh it’s basically a fair amount of it is is building a sphere it’s you know got a lot of a lot of cing yeah it’s hemispherical
Definitely yeah it’s like a it’s like a hot air balloon kind of thing very similar it’s actually similar material it’s hot air balloons are hot air balloons are heavier nylon but they’re nylon yeah okay yeah and and because yeah because the um like the main sales and
The jibs and stuff they’re they’re uh they’re like um they have like almost like a a solid less flexible feel to like they are flexible but they they seem they seem a little bit closer to like a sheet metal texture than than and I actually have never sailed a boat that had a
Spiner I would have sailed them where they they had a sper but never when I was going so I never touched or felt the fabric but um I I get what you’re saying it’s it needs to stop NYL that fil yeah okay it’s rip stop nylon it’s uh you
Know so similar to what like be like yeah that’s one of the cool things about hot air balloons and sailboats is when they get out there and they have these great big flags and sales of great colors a they’re uh there we go in the on the Ocean they human human engineering um as artwork against sounds like Jenny’s just AIT done having a that or is that a waterfall Or Stephanie brought a sail up to the I’m narrating I’m narrating this down it’s GRE I forgot it’s it’s green so you can you can’t see the green you can see the blue and the white why can’t driving I’m terrible I’m a terrible you I’m not I’m not visually engaged Yeah well
Yeah you shouldn’t uh why are you driving I feel I feel responsible now that don’t get in any accidents okay no no no like I’m I’m used to communicating with people while I’m at the wheel and this isn’t even like a this isn’t even a real vehicle this is like the go-kart my
Wife drives uh I’m sorry for the for the uh crinkly sound I know that probably dries people nuts I think anybody had their headphones on probably had to take them off for a second but uh I thought I thought since Jenny went off to have a
Wei that it was good to it kind of sounded a bit like Rushing Water so I was like oh this is this is Jenny just uh tapering off here with the waterfall so I I added that I added that little um ridiculous and unnecessary commentary
But uh I I do not make a waterfall anywhere near a microphone no okay yeah no I didn’t think you would I just I felt like people would find it amusing but on the other hand maybe people found it extremely offensive and I I’m happy either way whether you’re whether you’re amused
Or offended I’ve done my job U Dar up only only on do a little show and tell you know I’m sorry show show and annoy people it’s let this hey this would be a great way to get people to just leave start sming spin around hi
Purpus hey porpus how’s it going try to ask as many embarrassing questions about sailing as I could think of because like you had offered to answer embarrassing questions so I wanted to know if you’d ever forgotten the Titan of Cunningham and you answered that well yeah uh I’ll
I’ll tell you a a a brief story that we were talking about contact Sports while we we were in a sailboat race we’re at the uh sailing the j24 North Americans in Rochester Rochester on beautiful Lake Ontario Rochester and we slightly overstood the weather Mark so we’re coming into the weather
Mark on starboard Tac and and and uh these people on Port are coming in and there’s this one guy that we’re sort of reach not really reaching but we’re a little overstood so we’re trying to trying to close the door on the people coming in on Port and uh this guy just
Came in jams it which is kind of a foul yeah but but anyway um um the guy the guy on Port Stephanie yes check your backstage oh how did that happen thank you Mage yay at the stage hey so we’re we’re coming in the guy jams it and immediately we we’re a
Little disappointed cuz that’s kind of bad and uh uh the guy yells out no contact and one of our crew yells back it’s not a contact sport [Â __Â ] that’s one of the nice things about sing it is definitely not supposed to be a contact sport no uh unlike Automotive racing where
Rubbing rubbing is racing yeah you know it’s contact contact with between between uh sailboats is uh uh expensive yeah put it that way yeah you could spend you could spend like three straight days uh looking at videos on the internet of people wasting millions of dollars per second in uh boat
Crashes which I think I think was suggested to me because for some reason it thinks I want to watch truck crashes and then after you watch truck crashes it’s like well if you like watching Vehicles crash into each other why don’t you check this
In um in part of my work at the at the racetrack i al primarily worked um Automotive racing and one day we there was this race it had audience and everything of all these vintage cars all the big boys the the the GT ons and things like this you know
With the big V8s and all that kind of stuff and um they had a race and there was like oh I think 40 40 cars in the in the event which which you can do at at Road America or road tracks like that because the road tracks are like four miles long
So cars get separated and it’s not crowded anyways it is crowded at the first two laps and these guys are coming up this hill and somebody up front like two or three cars back flinched and what that means is that he backed off his gas for a moment at a
Time where everybody is supposed to be accelerating and the 30 40 cars behind him were still accelerating and so this beautiful Chain Reaction happens and they estimated that the pile up um I forget it involved like I think 22 cars something like that uh was valued at more than 1.5
Million these are these are these are like um big fancy Corvettes and and Mustang GTs and and just exotic stuff like that yeah the and the classic big muscle race cars from back in the day yeah lots lots of Porsches in that group also and so it was it was like really
Really messy and it took about oh two three hours to clean it up was really a mess not so good nobody got hurts that’s why we can chuckle about it a little bit yeah sometimes that’s that’s what you need right you got to have good experiences that um nobody dies in or bad
Experiences that nobody dies in either way speaking of which there there’s a picture of uh uh that ain’t right that’s how that’s how it started and uh let’s see and uh where the hell is it yeah that’s how it started Ed that’s how it ended that red sale looked like it was a
Um condom that somebody pushed air into well yeah that was that was a uh an accidental Jive in about 30 knots of wind like total wipe out and I’m standing there saying hey get to the high side poor Erica is in water and it’s like yeah and Andrew’s sitting back
There hanging onto nothing basically I I I captioned this picture I told Andrew not to text and drive the rudder is completely out of the water you know it’s like guess we’ll just have like get on a rope and hang yourself off the edge and you know counterweight the tip and get
It back uh no it came back it wasn’t it wasn’t that big a deal but The Accidental J Erica got hit in the head with a boom which wasn’t very fun no that that can be bad yeah yeah we had to jve for the finish line and we didn’t
Quite it was bad bad bad bad bad Great Moments great memories one’s was the boom Hurt No your your head was not there to hit be hit so the boom’s okay yeah nanny nanny boo boo actually I’m not sure exactly whether how she got she might have gotten whacked by the
Spinner pole she got hit in the head somehow or another she was all right but sper is a big poofy big poofy sail in front yep that’s for it yeah it’s the one that makes all the noise when yeah the one you brought out for the show the one I brought out for
Show and tell that was driving people absolutely crazy no show us the green yeah uhhuh yeah yeah I forgot this thing was green it’s like well wait a minute nobody’s gonna see it so so I’ve got I’ve got another embarrassing question um for for for Stephanie and anyone else that’s in
Ceiling is um you tell us what happens with the sheets because I I think a lot of people might be surprised at what part what part of sailboat sheets are if they’re not already familiar uh well sales she no no sheets the sheets are uh sheets are the uh are the
Ropes that are attached to the corner of the sale well that’s just wrong the sheets the sheets are attached are attached to the lower corner of the sale and the halard is attached to the top corner of the sale go up and down sheets go side to
Side sheets is the wrong word I’m sorry it’s unacceptable and I’m going to start the campaign to make sailing change that work well language I don’t care news for 10,000 years I’m gonna change it for the future yeah turn the jib sheet turn the main sheet yeah don’t don’t stand between the don’t
Well and actually on a Spiner you have a sheet and a guy actually on a sper you have a you have a you have a you have a sheet a guy a four a sheet a four guy and an after guy well I can dig the three-way but you know that’s not related
Particularly yeah well you got yeah the four the the four guy is the thing that holds the if if you if you employ it it’s a thing that holds the SP bow down so go now and the after guy is the one is the is the thing that moves
The sper pole back and forward and and and uh the if you are using uh on on bigger boats that do a dip pole job where you bring the inboard end up and you dip the pole down let it swing through the four triangle you have a uh you have a sheet
And a guy attached to each corner and when the guy is not in use it is referred to as the lazy guy when the sheet is not in use it’s referred to as the lazy sheet well there we there we go we got you got more than you got more than you
Bargain for it with that question Stephanie took us deep under the sheets with a lazy guy yeah who lazy guy who’s the lazy guy absolutely yeah it’s the guy why why is what what was that Jenny I said why is it called the KE why is it called aille yeah like the
Atmology of the nomenclature or or is this a riddle from I I can’t understand those words have more than two syllables I’m sorry which one was that well split it up you got Gomen and cler yeah I don’t know why it’s called a keel
It’s a it it’s the part of the boat that is at the bottom that stops the thing from going sideways in the water for the most basically prevent prevents over rotation except in that photo it looks like it didn’t work the one you showed earlier well it’s very efficient you
Know yeah but anything will tip over some point eventually yeah you know but it’s got provides it’s provides writing moment wouldn’t have come back up if it weren’t for the KE it would have been flipped entirely j4s don’t usually flip entirely but they can yeah I mean it would depend on the
Force the force bringing it over I guess um Stephanie it’s called writing moment writing moment yeah I know that makes sense in engineering terms that’s the way they talk about yeah it’s static writing moment it’s like Dynamic writing moment it’s like well you know do do
A do a job and all of a sudden thing goes things go pear-shaped yeah momentum is a momentum a [Â __Â ] so have you snapped any mask Stephanie and and have you ever had to change a mask yes yes how much does a m on a 40 foot catamaran
This formula for you camaran is it’s like and these things were built for a for the for a racing circuit called called it was I think it was called the Salem cup back when cigarette companies would sponsor racing and and uh and and uh it’s you know it’s a racing boat so
Everything’s as light as possible especially a loft and stuff and a cap shoud broke and The Mask came tumbling down you were sheeting in to go across the starting line it’s like oh on a on a just a a sort of a demonstration hey we’ll just go out and show the folks how
Cool a 40-foot camaran is and you know the thing will go really quick but it doesn’t go very quick without a mess we’re sheeting sheeting in the main sell grinding the mainil and grind grind grind grind grind all of a sudden snap and the thing falls in the water
Okay there goes there goes tonight you know Stephanie how much does a mast cost Mast for a j24 is about uh M for j24 I think these days will run you about 8,000 bucks yeah this is why I don’t do that kind of sport well the idea is they don’t
Usually break you know it’s not a it’s not an everyday sort of thing it’s not a weird that goes every every three months or anything but uh but you know if you it goes wrong it goes wrong yeah when [Â __Â ] goes wrong it goes terribly wrong or at least it has the potential
Of being deadly that’s the sport it’ll kill you that’s right you don’t want that to happen when you’re up there and now what do they call that thing is it a bosen’s chair you got to go up and at the top yeah yep yeah those two things together
Could be like uh not a not a good I mean then then even flat earthers a believe in gravity then I think no way well uh yeah but that’s mag we got to get tapio weizel in here to explain magnetism to us explain magnetism yeah I was gonna send him a
Set of magnets for Christmas and I thought oh that might be mean but then I was like like his opion I saw I saw bunch of magnets does tiitan does Titan have a gender maybe Titan Urus doesn’t have a gender I don’t even know um as
Far as that magnet you want to give for for a present um get a magnet and you know give it a nice little box and everything and label it as a monopole magnet a monopole magnet and like which which which one is which one is that PO
Well there’s no such thing you can’t have a monopole magnet but there’s a concept there’s a concept of it monopoles in physics though yeah but but it’s imposs exist know how I don’t know how it could I don’t but Dr Dr to um I don’t know I don’t know if
He’s around I think he’s I think he’s visiting family um for Christmas he’s in the chat is he in the chat holy [Â __Â ] I don’t know what he’s like earlier he was chess with me but like you know I don’t [Â __Â ] know where he goes I’m just I’m
Driving around and my wife to a go-kart trying to figure out how I can find German Bak Goods for the German family and um I’m in the germanist town in Ontario and I can’t find a German Market that’s open huh well well I guess should I’ll have
To call Vandy and give him give him [Â __Â ] um but yeah I have no idea what’s going on I when I drive I talk but I don’t look I am I am respons wise I’m a responsible driver I I look at what’s going on and um and yeah but yeah know I guess
See now I’ve like cat out of the bag um and uh you know he’s gonna eventually he’ll come home and find a monopole magnet in a box sitting in his mailbox and wonder what the [Â __Â ] going on well tap probably probably it’s stuck to something geez
Louise metal mailbox if he’s got one but I don’t think he’d understand that because I’m not sure he know what a magnet is jny wants to talk so let her okay go sorry tapa do you know what a monopole magnet is he’s suddenly gone quiet I think I
Think Maya scared him away by saying oh no the weas are [Laughter] loose he’s trying to get the other four of them to go back in the trench code I’m sure I got a I got a mute for a second so people don’t freak out by my moving the
Spiner okay all right tsami did you know that did you know that um Aldi and Whole Foods oh no no not not whole food I’m sorry never mind forget it skip it um that was anticlimactic I thought say something clever and then I realized I was completely on a different
Planet okay so I decided say anything hilarious but uh we except we might not make sense I don’t mind saying stupid things I just don’t want it to be accidental I I just don’t want them to be recorded for posterity every every stupid thing I’ve ever said probably has
Been hly I don’t care I don’t care about that because you know I’m I’m human I’m not going to be around much longer you know who [Â __Â ] cares you’re dead all those good things said just fine that’s right doesn’t M doesn’t matter what was good or bad people are gonna say what
They’re going to say and as Albert Einstein once famously said can’t believe everything you read on the internet you know aler um um Einstein died on my birthday did you really I did not know that now we’ve learned something really important well he he did and when I was
Born I um actually saw him in my mind um as as as a newborn you know well five minutes old and I could see Alfred there like your your soul past his soul in in the uh in the ather that didn’t exist no we had he had we had a little
Conversation and he asked me about monopole magnets and I said what he said never mind it left me and haven’t we haven’t seen each other since so it’s yeah I mean that I mean that that’s that’s that’s wild it’s almost incredible but I I I tend to believe it
Because I Jenny you’ve never let us astray before no honesty and ethics are everything I think we I think we can just assume that is true because you said it that may be that may be fallacious but it doesn’t make it incorrect well that’s that’s true I in
Fact I think you should go to a find a college to stop by the physics department and and tell them that you know that to be true I I just might do that I just might do that I’ve considered it I’ve considered um I’ve considered learning
How to be a big brain smart person more than once but it’s uh really it hasn’t been working out for me you know I’ve considered it yeah I’ve given up on that doesn’t mean it’s possible G be like a smart person huh just a truck driver
I’m just a truck driver I I um you know I do what I can move I moved the biggest hose I can find and I dropped them somewhere else VY we love you don’t what you mean bad friends let’s what have we done what’s going on I stopped so I’m
Gonna find out what’s going on why is it putting me back into the stream again this is so weird are you guys still there still yeah we’re here okay all right what is Vandy saying we’re bad friends yeah be bad friends oh it’s the magnet yeah it’s the
Magnet yeah yeah it’s I I yeah if I find a monop pole who else would I send it to um send it to the Nobel send it to the panel probably Harvard or something is Vandy is Vandy going to tell the the story about the
Uh where this came from you know if you piss off a weasel too much it’ll rip your flesh do you aware of that I am aware of that but there’s there’s only five of them and one of me never own an animal never an animal that you can’t eat across the street my
Is May is being hilarious in the chat now that I’m stopped now that I’m stopped he was a magnet see like I don’t know the actual I don’t know the reason why there’s this whole magnet thing with with with Vandy I just I just I just
Follow a I’ve just I just perpetuate it not knowing I don’t have no idea what the story of the magnet thing is I just I know people make fun of him but magnet and so I just I just roll with it even though I have no idea why and I I think
That’s that’s what a good friend would do good friend would just keep the joke going and know that there’s there’s an inside joke I have no [Â __Â ] clue what it is and I’m just I’m still rolling with it anyway yeah what about his Flur addiction oh my
I don’t need to I know he’s got a Flur problem I you know I’m trying to I’m trying to get him to join a a 14 step oh the first two steps the first two steps are explaining magnets oh there’s two poles there’s two poles on a
Magnet magnetic fields are are of and cool yeah I’m G to call Dr top up and see if he knows a physicist that understands magnet so that I can then get them to come on my show and talk about as long as it’s not 13 steps that’s that has other
Implications yeah because people have Tri trophobia or whatever is that what it’s called triskaphobia triskaphobia the fear of the number 13 I thought that was the fear of Triscuit crackers okay well while you’re at it just go to Japan and do a four step program
There a woman Pat Stell owned a owned a uh owned a naturels and it’s Hall number was 1313 and she named it Tris trisc phobia which is good good move if you don’t get if you don’t get what I was was saying is a number four is the
Unlucky number like like number 13 is in but in Japan uhh Okay so you’re gonna do Christmas trees next is that right Mage Yes actually probably have to get out of here in a minute and start getting ready see you guys later in okay 20 minutes well we’ll see see you over there that’ll be that’ll be fun are are
You going to give us the life cycle of a tree is that we’re going to all look at the trees is that yeah we’re gonna look at the trees can we talk to the trees I don’t know maybe may be able to talk to the trees they don’t listen to me
Yeah well if they’re like it’ll be a long conversation they’re great listeners they just not they’re just not very good at at talking back all right I’ll see you guys in a bet all right thanks for coming yep byebye M see you later around the corner wow Crystal’s got I I don’t even
Know if I can say hexa coio hex the fear of the number 60 666 can you show me the word I’ll pronounce it uh it’s in chat it’s uh oh okay let’s see here yeah it’s a little bit hexia hexa phobia um that’s 13 and and the other one is hexa
Hex a call oh jeez that’s a tough one get a mouthful it’s what it is this is damn near Welsh there aren’t two elves in it though there are no elves in it as matter of fact you can’t I’m not gonna try that one it’s just going to embarrass me so that
Word hexia hexa hex hex that’s not no wonder no wonder 666 is a problem it’s hex hex hex he hex hex the Packers are leading for 14 to three after the first quarter how are the Packers doing this year crappy but that’s all right it’s a rebuilding year
They actually are one of the wild cards and they so they could get into the playoffs yet we’ll see how it goes okay well the New England football Patriots kind of stunk up the stadium this year I think like great yeah well it it was about time you know they deserve
It h you need to you need to recall all the years of really sucking so they had a good Tom gave me my heart attack he did yeah yeah I I I had my heart attack on the evening of the Super Bowl um where he just they he they were playing the Packers
And it just wasn’t going well and so I got upset and oh I see uh no Brady has retired he is in fact not Eternal on the grid iron well we never know he might come back next year and I was in a conversation not a conversation but in chat listening to a
Conversation and somebody was uh doing what they call moving the goalpost only this person had taken the uprights and moved them onto onto a soccer pitch you know they mov the go post that far literally uprooted them jeez don’t know we should talk about epistemology or something just to liven things up
Isn’t that the study of urine uh I think so I I honestly don’t know what epistemology is so you can you can uh educate me here uh it’s the it’s the uh consideration of how you know what you know oh if you know I just make things up General works pretty
Well um we could study urine better if there were more P mics I think that’s probably true Um it’s it’s always best not to question dnab head okay well we’ll we’ll drop that subject then well he gets angry you know it just it’s not pretty even though we can only see the text of it well I think you’d want to be careful opening doors if doorknob head is
Around because he might H someone in the head with a door knob or something I don’t know h so are you you’re you’re in you’re in stream after stream coming up here you’re doing you’re doing your own personal Christmas marathon is that yeah let me let me
Look let’s see that would be the first one scummer and Stephanie and then the [Â __Â ] is this get the hell out of my screen get off my screen get the [Â __Â ] get the [Â __Â ] shut the [Â __Â ] shut the [Â __Â ] shut the [Â __Â ] up we might have to play that again just
CU you our sponsor Darth Dawkins actually I think I I think it is time for a musical interlude we’ll we’ll just we’ll we’ll do a little Martin Maul again because oh no come on that was an awful song you thought it was awful yeah it was jeez it it really disappointed me I
Thought Martin was better than that okay I got Mage then uh Beck then uh Kentucky atheist nice and then I I was gonna try to hook up a slim but I understand he um canceled and someone else is taking his slot so I might have to be on
That I see anyways it looks like I’m I’m I’m busy all the way to um 1800 nice well I’m gonna I’m going to pin purple’s link to Mage because I was thinking about putting that in there oh no I take that I’m I’m busy till 10 o’clock oh
Wow okay I guess I’m going to sleep pretty well after that you know it’s and then and then I’m empty till um till the 25th yeah nothing till um um Clare Bear at 1 o’ nice and then sin and then Bri yeah I’ll probably pop in several here and
There share okay I don’t know why I couldn’t I yeah be Beck follows Kentucky atheist and ASO I I put a a link to the uh playlist for for folks if they wanted to you know follow along but I’m about to put the link to M’s stream and pin it
Replace pin message yes that’s it message pinned so the pin message is the link to the stream that follows so you can go look at the trees and uh uh you know I I I don’t know this may send uh well I’ll just save it for I’ll just
Save it for the outro I’ll save Martin for the outro purple I appreciate your concern uh but well F you back when I was when I was a kid and we when I was working at the um 24hour 7day a week 365 uh Hotline Crisis Intervention hotline and um and Drug Resource
Center um we would work 48 hour shift sometimes because we didn’t have enough volunteers wow we’d have to take breaks and go outside and and and Elevate ourselves yeah weren allowed to do that in the building it was a hospital after all indeed yeah yeah it’s I often think of Dr Ben
And the he’s like he’s uh working shifts today and tomorrow the whole program and they’re long chefs I’m sorry who is that who is um Dr Ben family Dr Ben yeah yeah he’s uh hard at work but he really gets a lot of um idiots harassing him Online for being
A doctor all these amateurs think they know [Â __Â ] yeah it’s so it’s frustrating I can understand why it would be frustrating somebody trying to tell a doctor about medicine it’s just uh excuse me have you been to med school well that’s that’s the big annoying thing that happens on
On on Tik Tok in in these uh live chat panel chats people are can come up and and be live right with the panelists and and ask questions Direct ly and stuff like that and and these people get up um gee particularly men who come who come
Up and then um you know question everything you are uh in your life you know as as being a transwoman and stuff and then you asked him the question well when did you first start noticing trans people oh well I I first heard about them like two years
Ago oh three whole years you’ve been knowing about this how many books read oh n oh yeah you’re an expert sure shut the [Â __Â ] up it’s just it’s so annoying um and they’re stuck on it they really think they know this [Â __Â ] and it’s like dude you you’ve been lied to
By politicians I can show you the documentation of how they made up the lies um and and when they were going to deliver them and they did and you got them yeah and even who’s paying for them better and and they just and they just well no that’s that’s just [Â __Â ] okay
Honey so your personal in incredulity is everything to you huh you know I I just can’t stand when people everybody’s welcome to their opinions but don’t make don’t believe that your opinions are fact yeah well it’s it is curious I I I just assume not ever have to talk about it
Again but you know whoops there there’s a penalty flag I know I don’t you know I don’t mind talking about it just happens to be the subtopic to sure just leave us a [Â __Â ] alone it’d be rather nice if you know what I mean but uh
Yeah but I’ll be on uh on Thursday um coming up on Thursday I’ll be on uh the transatlantic coling show with Aron talking about it talking with the folks want to call in ask questions like uh yeah boy why won’t they ever ask me on to the transatlantic
Show aren’t I smart enough I’ll I’ll I’ll I’ll happy to pitch you drop AR the line yeah so so yeah that’s coming up for me and uh I’ve got another I’ve got a 3-hour stint tomorrow you’re going to come back for that one I was expecting to okay great that’d be awesome what
Time is that again have to figure uh 9 to noon Tomorrow oh I’m gonna gonna have to sleep tonight somehow or another like I said I was up till 3:00 in the morning let’s see tomorrow took me a while to get the coffee is beginning to kick in at this point in time so beginning to be able to see
Straight oh my gosh I don’t have you on my my list sorry I let me let me correct that right now um that’s the day and uh and uh you said let’s see n a r a t um 9 to no Eastern now just hold on hold on I’m
Working on it we’re getting there um let’s see your name is Stephanie right yeah okay and that would be on on Christmas Day how exciting at what time again uh 9 Eastern which makes it 8 real time 8 Central and yeah real time and it lasts for three hours so 8 9 10
11 12 o’clock bad time uh I think it’s eastern time 9 9 to 10 10 Yeah well yeah 11 yes Central your time three hours yeah or uh yeah we we got you now 14,400 to uh uh 1700 UTC I was going to try and get on Amy
Newman’s at um um I think midnight tonight or 11 o’clock tonight something like that but I’m I’m going to try and take that time to sleep but then I’m on Claire at one Sinise at 6 you at 8 Bri at um 1 Godless granny at three and Slims Borg but I don’t know
What’s going on with that and then almost doctor at 1900 and I haven’t spoken with him either so I might be uh not working after 5 o’clock that’d be fine yeah there you go Al what do you got coming up we’ve got uh coming up on two minutes to go to
Uh head on over to if I get enough subscribers I can send you all there you have to subscribe to the channel I’m gonna I’m gonna pitch that come on now subscribe tce subscribe to Stephanie as many times as it’ll let you and lick the button an odd number of
Times doesn’t matter how many times you like it just do it an odd number of times and it’ll work out um yeah I you know what I I promised myself that I would write another terrible song this weekend and um I almost got inspired earlier in the week but it hasn’t
Happened yet um I don’t know what’s G to happen with me streaming because of all the different um things we have to do but um if there’s a hole and I’m awake and ready to do it I’m going to jump in and do it and uh thank you for letting
Me come and be a terrible part of your wonderful stream are you kidding you provided all sorts of entertainment you and your you and everything rolling around the back of your car yeah know this is uh this is what I do I uh I’m I’m I’m the chat of uh I’m
The chat of the chat Let It Go the the talking over me thing you know we can we can work that out or I’ll come and rip your tongue out and beat you with the bloody end thank you app o o this this calls this calls for
The elephant the elephant is now in the room don’t don’t overt Talk Jenny or you’ll you you you’ll have I am I am sensitive to that for for a couple reasons one because when I’m when I do comedy comedy is very Salient to whatever’s going on around you and so if
If I try to come in and somebody talks over me the joke is gone okay and so my my brain just goes a and so I I get frustrated and and and that sort of thing and and the other one is um um well I’m just so much better than
Everybody I should be the only one talking you know I don’t mean at all um there is a there was a second thing but I can’t remember what it is that’s why I said that well it is now time for us to say a and uh to everybody send everybody
Over to uh look at the trees with Mage and uh thanks Al for coming thanks Jenny for coming it’s been a great pleasure and uh if you feel like coming again tomorrow come on in and uh thank you thanks everybody in the chat Merry Christmas Happy New Year all all the
Things uh Happy Festivus happy quansa happy holidays uh generally and uh we’ll see you later don’t get I guess byebye bye so