Serenade For Two Spies | Full movie

An international gang of gun dealers in the USA has stolen the prototype of a laser rifle from a German laboratory. The FBI agent Cormoran is being sent to recover the state-of-the-art and highly effective weapon. But there are some indications that he has defected to the enemy. Since agent 007 is currently on another mission, the chief of intelligence has to fall back on his second best man, the previous number 006.

And so the German secret agent John Krim is given the assignment to get the rifle back, find evidence of Cormoran’s treachery and finally eliminate the colleague. Krim’s journey takes him across the ocean, and there he experiences incredible adventures in San Francisco, Los Angeles and Las Vegas. Two women get in his way, and Krim can’t be sure whether he can trust them or whether they too are working for the other side.

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Well let’s get started for every new new case coming in we’ve got to have a clear and detailed picture to build on and this picture has got to be carefully examined lay off the sarcasm Grim it’s a well established fact that the trick that we use always work have you heard

Anything about laser Ray rifle 4 the laser Ray rifle 4 is a development of the famous gun that was employed by Goldfinger its novelty lies in a sensational range of well over half a mile this rifle operates on the laser light stream principle in which beams

Are focused in a series through a ruby and this radiation is concentrated by its highly accurate inner system it’s so powerful that from a point more than half a mile away it can cut through a steel plate 13 in thick in absolute silence there’s only one example in all

The world and it’s in the safe of our research laboratory so you say you’re wrong though the safe was robbed the gun was stolen that’s my job I’m on the sick list here’s a Fast cure the film please this man is being put on the case

Too who is he the great Coman the American Secret Service man a James Bond product FBI code number1 he operates entirely on the bond method no substitute for victory his Specialties of guns gimmicks and girls he’s a man you can trust you’re in good form Grim we suppose the robbery hasn’t political

Significance but is the work of a dangerous gun running outfit and comr and presumes it’s the outfit called the papita ban now working on the west coast of America which is responsible and I hear the Big Chief is now in San Francisco uhhuh and who is that papita

Character aino Gonzalez he’s a nightclub owner from some place in Mexico go Coman suspects that he’s the ring leader why if Coman keeps at it he’ll have the rifle back in two days who made that idiotic movie Percy Scott our man in San Francisco and now comes the bomb Crim

Because he suspects that corran’s been had because of the check that Papino’s making out we think the gang is trying to buy Coman silence ah nonsense Coman asked him for the address of a girl nice going Crim only Percy followed him to a bank it looks to us as though Coman had

Cashed a check for $1,000 that isn’t very much of course for someone like alran but it’s suspicious just the same and who’s the cowboy right now he calls himself Dimitri he’s a very dangerous character he’s Papino’s bodyguard and he’s a perfect shot watch out for that boy GM why should I is he

In town no he’s in America and that’s where you’re going to throw light on the mystery of Coman and bring back the rifle you’re the only agent who can do it that’s all oh that’s not so very bad we’re counting on you6 and A2 I got my fingers crossed for you yes

We’re counting on you Crim and don’t forget I want you to send us a daily detail report on your doings that clear must we always do that when I go away when will you get wise to yourself6 and A2 you’re looking sad you’re acting touchy how are you going to get ahead on

That basis oh I’m an idea man you see they trained me to think they didn’t succeed now when does your flight leave it doesn’t leave I stopped going places on planes when I began to be shoted as soon as they landed then you’ll just have to swim not such a silly idea bye

Boss so long6 and and a half next please 07 [Applause] [Applause] Bond [Applause] La la la la la la la la la la la [Applause] la hello what’s that I can’t understand you per Scott louder I think the connection’s bad I’m trying to make out what she’s saying but there’s so much noise thank you what’s that please what number did you dial 6666666

Ringing Percy Scott thank you Mr Scott is out of town this week he won’t be back until next Monday uh please give me some better news than that what’s your name please uh this is John Crim Crim with a k i kiss watch yours Mr Scott left a message for you he

Wants you to come to Las Vegas right away and meet him at the Horseshoe Casino uhhuh thank you very much oh but you forgot my question I want to know what your name is Mary Janet Julie Nora with an an is in no thanks oh buckle down John Crim and get busy

Flirting is forbidden in America get the latest Playboy and take it Easy6 and a half calling headquarters communic number two unless I’m very much mistaken they did expect me here and now permit me to present a lineup of the theas from left to right Warren Barry George Tony Jack Contrary to all expectations they didn’t shoot me looks like they want to take me Alive La La La honey are we going to my place or to your place it’s all up to you honey just make it fast honey ah hey hold on a minute stop here bye honey Secret Service instruction manual paragraph 1 always do the opposite of what they expect you to

Do6 and a half calling headquarters the Bita Gang has sealed off all airports Railway Terminals and major highways what’s the shortest and quickest way to reach Las Vegas 600 miles straight through the desert over At the moment he calls himself Dimitri a really dangerous character ah good old cowboy I forgot all about him he’s Pino’s bodyguard and a perfect shot watch out for that boy Crim 06 and A2 calling headquarters first stage defense plan now in operation over Communic number four just arrived in Las Vegas gave them the slip I was lucky again no trace of the Enemy Inside hold it the enem is on my Heels you’re John Crim aren’t You either you must have read the book or else the US state department in Washington just opened up all the files neither one or the other the fact is I no longer expected you I thought you were caught in San Francisco well they didn’t catch John Crim however if you

Can also name who I’m waiting for then I’m going to put my soul on black and my life on red but your soul should be on zero that’s where it belongs Grim anyway that’s what I hear folks say and from all I can see you must be Miss America

And in addition you seem to know today what happens tomorrow would you care for a drink sir oh yes thanks what do they charge for a ticket for paring did you hire the bike from Herz Herz should pay the fine of course they should let’s see I’ll just lay my

Soul on zero and you will kindly tell the gentleman who he is expecting if you know Percy Scott you want him I’ll be off in an hour you can come back then and we’ll talk Fine my name is Tamara and you’re an American girl I’m a Mexican made in Europe oh yes and in Mexico did you also Spin the Wheel of Fortune no I was in films I’m an actress you see and I had to get to Hollywood you are tell me what

Picture you start in the Secretary of Percy Scott good a secretary that sounds interesting can’t you men ever think of anything different is there really something different now I understand why Percy’s lost interest in this business I think that’s what he’s doing our man in San Francisco I haven’t seen him in 3

Days but aren’t you worried oh he’s often gone for weeks and what business brings you to a casino in Las Vegas Percy got me this job of course so I could follow the trail of this certain person you know who he is where will I find Coman oh Coman I haven’t seen him

In weeks I suppose that he’s in San Francisco in San Francisco Percy is here you are here come around certain elusive character I’ve come all the way from Berlin and he’s floating around somewhere in San Francisco will you let me in on a secret I live here that’s

Very nice will you kindly answer some of my questions could we go to show this evening you can choose between Frank Sinatra Julie London Ella Fitzgerald or else Trini Lopez whatever you’re in the mood to see everyone’s here I came here on a special Mission don’t you forget

That you want to spend time dancing the Tango what’s this you live in a church that’s not a church that’s just one of the little wedding chapels here in Las Vegas I live on the other side there you see it oh yeah the flamingo do I have to go through the

Chapel if I want to see you are you suggesting something special I’ll go change my clothes I’m beginning to understand what you want of me Hey listen I can’t get married just because I want to know where Percy is it’ll only take you two minutes yes but those two minutes seem

To last until the end of time now that wasn’t so long was it I guess not come on we’ll drive to San Francisco oh for goodness sake I’ve just come from San Francisco hey hey hey hey hey wait a minute you know in San Francisco there’s a little Mexican nightclub that Coman I

Mean that Percy he said it was just the kind you’d want to see who said all that to you Percy or was it Coman Percy naturally tell me why must we drive so far to see a show and here in Las Vegas at plenty of places you have to

Cultivate that certain feeling for great distances here they fly the way you’d take a taxi climb into any contration 1 2 and there you are extract from my diary if she does everything the way she tells lies I’ll be very happy in America Well if karan’s in San Francisco as you say then Percy can’t be very far off either must you always talk about business what else can I do with you you wouldn’t even let me be nice to you you’ve noticed that about me yes well that wasn’t hard to notice and I was

Also aware that instead of answering my questions you dragged me off to San Francisco to go nightclub and is that so bad I admit I’m only human and naturally when a pretty girl asks me to put my gun away I’m only too happy to oblige

However if she does it just so she can double cross me that doesn’t make me feel so good you feel a little better much better already Much I really don’t know why women always go wild for you secret agents we’re in demand in the world of politics by Statesmen to say nothing Mass medium like the movie industry your situation here is delicate Mr Grim you’re alone against America here they’re all used to

That sort of stuff the FBI and Coran and James Bond and I don’t know who else yes yes of course but why tell me now I’ve got my orders to follow whether I like them or not Scouts Honor well I have the idea you’ll na secret agent now yes well we’ll

Try uhoh we’ve got company let’s get out of here hurry quick in there yes come On it’s the papita gang those guys would have mean business now tell me the story cand sold out to the papita gang and Percy doesn’t trust camaran is that it say they are spot we’ve got to get out of here were they against each other from the beginning on the one hand Percy

Was jealous because headquarter gave comrad an FBI badge on the other hand Coman didn’t think much of Percy’s capabilities and who put the pitas onto my trail was it Karan or your Percy get down you’re being unfair you shouldn’t make up your mind so soon who really

Employs you do you work for Karan or work for me for Percy Scott great then we’ll go look for Percy no oh yes he’ll be here in the morning and tell us the whole story hey come on stay St here where are you going I’m taking you to Mexico hey lady that’s a spot we’re not going to oh but I want to see a bull fight again you know I used to be a lady bullfighter I sure believe that thanks I’m delighted you’re such a big movie star but I’d really like to see you in

The role of a Mador I must say it’s not good sportsmanship since the poor bll never stands a chance take five Deara I’m warning you you want horns to sprout on me but just watch out I’ll show you the way they’re sharpened I’m not afraid you said yourself the bull doesn’t stand a chance this is the club shall we go in the arena o On what’s he saying what do they drink here Mm Cozy little place I like it very much yeah it sure is great Sora oh you want to smoke no thanks I prefer cigars really they’re healthier well you should smoke at least one of our cigarettes from Curiosity I hope it’s changed for the better I’m terribly sorry was very rude

Of me I didn’t offer you one no thanks I prefer to stay with the brand I’ve always smoked Yes do Thanks Shall We Dance no thank you perhaps Later Eve gave adam one little apple Tamara gave me a loaded cigarette Adam got out of paradise quick and I’m getting out of Secret Service sorrowful thought for the day man always sined even when he’s only doing his duty can you do that what can you blow smoke ring well I can

Try why not first you breathe in deep then how it goes what’s the matter with you anyway you made me take it you’re guilty and what if I am why shouldn’t I be now watch This once more ah once more uh-huh Good no I guess not why don’t you blow a ring for me I can’t either no matter your mouth looks so sweet and kissable [Applause] what do you say shall we dance Miss America it’s time you started calling me Tamara Tamara I have a feeling we’ve known each other a long

Time yes I’m sure sure that you’re right you know you’re Sweet what do you say we get out of here let’s go somewhere else somewhere more romantic H um let’s take a swim oh so this is what you mean by swimming I’m just in the mood to go swimming in Scotch and soda I feel like I’m floating come on

Take a drag on this thing if you feel the way I feel you’ll know what I mean it’s getting late let’s go and I’ll go with You Bulls you can’t come John because the rules they forbidden and AR alone that’s all right and come back with me to my hotel no no you’re being silly no oh what if I am but we’re in America John our rules are very strict and naturally a girl doesn’t go up to a

Man’s hotel room ah you don’t know John Crim honey when Crim invites a girl up to his room watch’s the big problem is that so John Crim gets what he wants as long as we understand each other let’s get Going everything seems to be swimming swimming yeah better dive in too don’t that if cor and shows up let’s forget about Coman and the Secret Service and everything I’m finished with all that I love you Tamara come here I love you too John but it’s just not in the cards for US Ah no it can’t be not ever and why Not oh yes so strong I can’t defend myself John really But you shouldn’t defend yourself well then what should I do kiss me yes but isn’t that what we’ve been doing it’s so nice why not just continue oh John de 6 and A2 to headquarters communic number seven the case is beginning to shape up I see it all very clearly and know just how to handle it good Night hello who is it who is it Crim America isn’t a very healthy place for you I like it here sure you do but things aren’t shaping up for you6 and a half we don’t want to have to give you any trouble you want to lead a long happy

Life don’t you that’s just what I’m doing friend I only thought you might appreciate a little good advice don’t lose any time6 and a half fasten on your water skis and glide right back to Germany mm oh but I really like it here that’s too bad 006 and A2 because this

Is a warning so think it over once the opposition gets started you’re stone cold dead I yes say listen does that go for Vita Mhm [Applause] [Applause] La la la la la la la la la la [Applause] La Ah I can understand wanting to forget a bad night that’s natural sooner or later it happens to everyone but not to be able to remember the most wonderful night you ever spent that’s unforgivable so make a note never sleep with both eyes shut hey waiting for the last bus I uh I

Brought in your breakfast oh it’s nice but I didn’t order any the bell boy said it was 409 but nobody was there so I thought I’d try here the room service is certainly improving around here do you want your coffee now or don’t you okay all right now I want the

Truth who sent you what are you talking about no don’t look so innocent if they didn’t send you to do some snooping than you came to get a better look at me it’s one thing or the other oh you’re not really that attractive huh oh attractive enough Miss

Goldfather o did you do a strip Teas last night I’ll bet that was a dull party all right were you drunk or were you only High that’s just it that’s one thing I’d like to know I think you need someone to look after you some nice little Miss like you for

Instance are you suggesting that I think of marrying oh what an idea what a tragedy it would be the end of the world I have the strangest feeling that you’re right lady today have I a headache huh listen to that bun your wristatch it’s here on this arm

But you know what I think the opposition has already begun what and now we’re going into that bathroom but what are we going to do there now just wait what was that a dynamite breakfast roll what are you talking about mhm and here’s a little bit of sound and advice for you

Gold feather if you ever again bring me breakfast in room 409 I’ll make you eat every single bite of it yourself you understand but really I don’t but really you do I do I do of course you do Thank You ready with your call sir good morning Mr Scott this is John Crim oh I’m sorry Mr Scott be out of town until next Monday he’d like you to meet him at the Horseshoe Casino in Las Vegas operator the hosu casino in Las Vegas please one moment sir hu Hotel the casino

Please casino is Tamara there I’d like to speak to her hold on sir I’ll get her for you wait we’ll see about that baby6 and A2 to headquarters enemy harassment and diversionary Maneuvers in San Francisco brilliantly disrupted theater of operations moved to Las Vegas presumed headquarters of the papita gang Over N Oh you’re quick yes Crim’s a demon rise in the sky down and you’re there yes yes Oh uh wait a second I’ll be right back wait a minute now just listen to me today we fly either descend let’s go out to Fresno we’re going to find B I just have no idea where he is he was going to show up this morning well you see that’s what

I supped at least try not to worry he’s always a little late I guess he is and one of these days if we’re lucky we’ll see that rifle hanging on the Christmas tree now where is he all I can tell you is that whenever he comes here he takes

A boat ride up and down the lake and the lake naturally is in San Francisco somewhere and the movie the first he made of cand he shot that spying in San Francisco as well you liar you here is where he shot it in Las Vegas where the

The pita gang hangs out now I get it then explain it to me as well sure sure that’s all you need this is a setting here is the rifle here is Percy here is cand and so I’m sent on a wild goose chase to San Francisco or your rot

Loaded cigarettes May me forget my duty I’ve got to find out now who it is who wants me out of the way is it caman a person or someone else hey that officer is giving you a ticket Mr Crim oh is he well I hired from HS and that’s one company you tell

Me always pays their customer fines for them Hey hey oh I’m sorry excuse me I’ll be sorry oh no Tamara this time you’ll talk now who wanted me out of the way was it caman or was it Percy was it you couldn’t be you that’s too hard to swallow you can think whatever you want I don’t care you mean

That yes I’m entirely certain yes I think we should keep things on a business basis just call me Miss Tamara was last night nothing nothing nothing Mr crim it was nothing let’s go over to the lake and I’ll show you Percy’s boat H yes I don’t know it’s enough to drive me

Crazy all morning long I’ve been racking my brains but I can’t remember the only thing I’m sure of is we were together on the lake and well than a few hours of my life are missing I can’t remember anymore either everything just went black how did you get back to your

Place I’m not very sure oh well come on let’s take a quick look at the the boat I have to get back into town Again the one thing I do remember is that we kissed what if we did it doesn’t mean a thing A Kiss is Just a Kiss not when it’s John Crim who does the kissing yes it was all a mistake an accident let’s just pretend it never

Happened you mustn’t speak of it or even think of it again never no never anyhow for once just do as I say all right you know I can’t figure out what Percy was looking for here did he come here a lot almost every day huh at 12 what a lot of silly

Questions as always you’re right Coman Hey I’m sure it’s cun where there no I didn’t mean to do that I’m sorry not as sorry as you’re going to be just wait so that’s how the wind blows I could tell that that guy was Coman here I suppose that’s what you call being on a business basis you sure gave

Me the business I just remembered it all came back to me when I was in the water it’s very clear now everything that happened last night on the beach you’re ly not as well as you but I’ll get Better now just wait I’ll catch you Good morning cad6 and a half how’s it going I hear you made a deal with B what are you doing AR you must be out of your mind you better get lost Day and night I’m being watched beat it now come back tomorrow don’t think I’m really as dumb as that where’s Percy where’s the rifle I’m crying out loud they’re watching me all the time I’ll feed it we’ll meet later and you’ll get the whole story goodbye for now see

Him H he won’t take me in I’m no PO F he can hook I wonderful idea I’ve got to remember this the next time I have a hangover I like to be in a mar I like to be in America I like to be in America I like to be in [Applause] America This is a real surprise but I’m very pleased to see you go feather oh just look at yourself I was just too embarrassed to take my clothes off in the steam bath oh that’s very funny that’s not the reason I laughed it’s because you looked like the guy on the

Third floor was having a warm bath when the bomb went off and ran downstairs say that wasn’t bad at all you know well it’s all his own fault why was he taking a bath that time of day anyway I trust he wrapped a towel around himself at least how do you ever manage

To account for the big bangy heard the clerk said it was an earthquake a disaster if you please yeah these hotels always have their excuses ready hey I’ve got to get in some dry clothes can you suggest something for a more fashionable appearance well what about pressing

Marvelous idea hurry I don’t have much time I like to be in America I like to be in amer well demry took a shot at me because he didn’t want anyone talking with Coman it’s forbidden and then Coman ordered Percy to make himself scarce I learned speaking with Percy’s

Forbidden oh it’s all entirely logical isn’t it there’s one little hitch tomorrow blonde maybe I should try having a little talk with her again yeah Strictly Business talk I like to be in America and I’ll give you a spanking if you can’t wait till I say come

In I only came to tell you that your suit will be ready in 5 seconds you can certainly tell me that without barging in you don’t stand on ceremony do you hm what what for the way you are now you’re absolutely harmless my mother always said kid don’t ever argue with a man

Who’s dressed a guy whose dress believes he’s a hero right now you don’t look like much of a hero to me shall I wash your back for you you’re must too kind thanks oh I know your mother would be very proud of you this is fun my mother’s a delightful woman I think

She’d like you very much you’re her type what do you call my type something like a movie star but not quite soy handsome oh and not too trustworthy either a girl can’t believe anything you’d say to her but it isn’t hard to believe the things you say I suppose is

It so terrible for me to say what I think oh it’s terrible to say and to think those things well then I’ll try to be a good girl then your mother will have good reason to be proud of you a gentleman left this for you sir oh

Thank you of all the stupid isn’t there anybody in this hotel that bothers to knock hey it’s bad manness to open other people’s mail Let It Go read the note to me if you want to Busy Body 3:00 Sunset Ranch for Rodeo signed tomorrow regards period uhhuh who is tomorrow well she’s the

Queen of Sheba if you have to know everything 5 minutes to three now I’ll be late I better get started gother yes sir my Trousers N [Applause] It wouldn’t surprise me if you were to take off and fly to the moon but now I’m here on Earth and I’m making my plans for the bull fighting season in Mexico hope that you begin the season very quickly it’s far safer if you leave before you’re murdered You’ murder me

Yes I would and I mean it too you think I’m going to stand much more of your nonsense these jobs you keep pulling for they’re not exactly legal you know is that the famous European gallantry I’ve heard about you ought to go into politics you know with your logic you’d

Win elections every time you’re running a high fever Coman is waiting for you in the desert that’s why you came to Nevada yooo that’s too much why do you Americans always make such a big fuss all this excitement about the Nevada desert hurry hurry hurry what’s so

Urgent why do I have to meet comron ne6 and A2 either you’re naive or you’re afraid that is the question well I bet you’re afraid that’s as true as anything you’ll ever say in any event he’s expecting you Aha and this time where will he hide his bully boys or is he

Going to use a bomb with a nuclear device on me this time huh I believe he’s in Alum of the James Bond School the lake was an unfortunate incident but in the desert the two of you will talk alone that’s the truth take my word for

It yeah yeah take your word for it I know how reliable that is [Applause] how great is it this mistrust of yours oh at least as great as our misunderstanding About Last Night A it isn’t necessary to be so explicit nevertheless that’s what I think oh that hurts me a lot you can

Believe meuh and this one shall I believe what you say H [ __ ] take a right thanks you have to do that there’s no one around no one but their remote control researchers they’ve got their infrared cameras planted all over the place they’re trained directly on us is this one of tomorrow’s clever

Little stunts C around I believe that women are best in this kind of work they’re more likely to believe to have faith in things quite true but that could depend on who you fooling there’s always one female catches on time’s running out you know what brings you

Here just two questions where is Percy and where’s the rifle I’m afraid that perc is no longer with us Percy’s dead I suppose it was Demitri who did it and you did nothing to prevent it Percy made the same mistake as you and your Chief not trusting me was the mistake huh but

Tamara trusts you doesn’t she yeah Tamara is a clever girl you do a far too little Justice you’re not in love with her by chance oh nonsense what a European imagination tomorrow’s far too bright she knows all I’m interested in is Success yeah yeah of course oh

There’s no replacing a guy like you you Americans are so calculating and rational when I think of all the ways you demonstrate your American knowhow to someone from Old Europe I’m amazed but as we were saying Percy is a dead duck and we don’t have the rifle I could get

That rifle today you and your suspicions only make things more difficult the way you operate anyone would get suspicious there’s always n of mystery about everything you do still a lack of trust it’s just the way I work but you tend to underestimate papitas I can’t get

Anything from them unless they trust me now that I’ve won their confidence we can get the rifle ever here a Goldfield it’s only a short distance all I know is that it was one of the old go Rush places that’s right and arita has his headquarters there I’m sure the rifle’s

There too they’re waiting to meet a well-known African weapons dealer unless I’m mistaken they made a deal with him and he’ll be there today he’ll be coming to pick up the rifle it’s our chance we play our cards right we can get it from him you’ll hide in P’s boat it has a

Transmitter I’ll send you a signal you follow me and make sure you wait for me the important thing is to get hold of that gun so no more suspicions try and be a good boy and behave yourself patience understand that’s sure a straight thinking caman well this business is

Better off in your hands don’t worry I’ll wait for the signal I’ll be waiting in the boat only I wouldn’t like to be still waiting there next year and you off with the gun some hey Go fell what are you doing here this message came for you at the hotel of course I opened it I thought it was important aren’t you proud of me that’s why I brought it to you here go on and read it I’m in serious trouble Riviera Boulevard and High Street Thunderbird Hotel Percy

What well then caman was lying to me oh this whole thing is a trap I was hoping you’d ask me how I managed to follow you here it wasn’t easy I really don’t need to ask you how you got here but thanks a million huh ah for you i’ do anything then let

Me borrow that car of yours and you go back in this okay I’m no mechanic I hope it has an automatic gear shift no it doesn’t but you’ll be all right right I can handle it better than my own car don’t worry you don’t have to help me

Yeah yeah I’m beginning to believe that happy Landings N A Oh 006 and A2 contacting headquarters Percy is dead and I am I am I am I am I am I am ah Ah are you all right not so hot slight attack of indigestion I’ll give you a cup of hot tea it’ll do you a lot of good yeah thanks how about some rum to kill the taste Percy is really dead yeah I bet you’re all broken up about it and

Coman your friend he gets a rifle and makes himself scarce unless I figure out some way of heading him off you’re determined to go a Goldfield yeah as soon as I finish this cup of tea well that’s how it is seems Coman ordered you to keep me here guess I’m

Going to share Percy’s fate shooting Percy wasn’t my idea I know nothing about it it was his own fault but I didn’t know anything about it I’m sorry it happened yeah yeah dry your tears you see Coman took on a rather tough little assignment as soon as the Papas wise up

To the reason he’s working with them corran’s as good as buried you must try to believe me this is the best way everything’s according to plan uhhuh at least it was until I turned up yes I’ve tried as well as I could to hold you

Down so we’d have a free hand nice try to Mar you almost made good here you’ll be needing this take this revolver if you’re going to Goldfield just remember they are not exactly a Boy Scout Troop don’t you trust your friend Coman anymore today is the payoff the dealer

Will be coming is expected around noon I believe and the weapon is what counts after all I’m responsible for my district what do you mean I’m Las Vegas 167 Atomic research and development in the state of Nevada area Topsy and what sort of job specialty this control and security what any run-of-the-mill agent

Does in the normal line of operations Sir I hope you succeed but just be careful John Crim o06 and A2 leaves as discreetly an inconspicuously as he can what a hero he’s certainly goofed he’s about to pay for his clumsiness like Percy pay that’s the awful price of stupidity Bye ah I nearly forgot where is this town Goldfield right behind this Canyon in the middle of the desert Goldfield is a ghost town oh it was abandoned after the Gold Rush days uh-huh what’s wrong with the engine are we in trouble no I’ve switched over to

Atomic energy that way we won’t be heard oh there’s Goldfield just ahead of us so that’s the papita hia yes they’re all there the whole papita gang you have to be very careful nobody can help you once you land not a bad layout they’ve got it pretty

Soft I might guess to like it down there it’s almost time are you ready good luck 6 and A2 thank you 167 and remember fly carefully now keep knee bending when I was a boy and push-ups of course so it’s really second nature for me to move along the ground

Using only my toes and fingertips right now I’m a little out of condition so I just crawl it amounts to the same thing of course if I weren’t such a conscientious secret agent I would have given up long ago but perseverance pays and now I see

My goal Within Reach The Hideout of the papita gang agile and Silent as a cat I climb to the roof There I have the overall view my chief is always talking about I wish I hadn’t dressed so early it’s hot out here where is that guy anyway I’m getting nervous it’s almost 4:00 he said he’d be here around noon it’s too hot he said he’d be here give him time

We’ve been sitting around here all day who does he think he is oh you hired all this chent relax and enjoy it just like woman do it all right let him go come on come On here take this and here’s one for you you sure went to a lot of expense bringing all that entertainment out in the middle of the desert how’d you do 3 minutes 10 seconds that’s enough for today okay good girl come on kiss daddy that’s it kiss Daddy come on give me a

Big kiss always for pretty girls give her a good fee [Applause] hey Pino how about killing time with a little game as soon as you get Shaved N Get him down hold Him hurry it up in here put him in there that does it Close There he goes well what do you say now now about a little snake bite it’s good for the rheumatism cute little pet isn’t he take it easy old man we’ve got a few treats in store for you so don’t get nervous hey you come here Hey come on C go on get going all right gentlemen now I’m at your disposal over this way yeah come come on come on come on move get moving just keep going go on come on come on all right step on it we haven’t got all day walk come on come

On okay let’s go are you finished yeah Finished well Dmitri we seem to have an unexpected guest with us yeah I think he’s a little curious about Carmer in the r well isn’t that nice do you really mean it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance you’re rather a tiome kind of fellow you know that Demitri wouldn’t

Be be telling me the truth about you Woody huh I understand it’s hard to talk in your position well why don’t we question Comin tell me who is that man Anyway that big shot they call him John CRI Secret Service number6 and A2 why is he here he was sent to follow me around he thought I’d lead him to the laser rifle it’s a pleasure to talk to you you’re always so Cooperative Demitri take care of our

Visitor stand him on his feet okay ah Here Comes our man from Africa all right take him down no not that way demit for such a handsome young man we can do better we’re going to dig a hole for our friend out in the desert we’ll give him a nice case of

Sunburn how do you like that now come on if you don’t mind that’s that good luck my hero good luck GM Every pry PR PR [Applause] everywhere a little warm in the sun isn’t it 140° in an hour he’ll be unconscious and in 2 hours he’ll certainly be dead thirsty yeah you won’t need those there the world Mourns for 006 and A2 his colleagues come to pay their last respects James Bond the FBI Sean Conor

Weep at the grave of world-renowned secret agent Grim that will be tomorrow’s headline and I won’t be here to read it ah for the last time6 and a half calling headquarters just a few minutes ago in their private plot the pita gang buried me kindly inform my next of Kin Veronica Heidi Hela and Louise ingor Matilda Angelica Juliet Agnes Lily Evelyn Catherine Babette and Mary geraline Anette Nora Monica Eva Marie Oh Carman sent me here he told me to dig you Out how much is he paying you for that $100 as usual 50 is all I accepted since it was for you at took C I better hurry and dig you out of there Corman told me to tell you that he’ll be waiting for you somewhere near Hoover Dam about 12 miles from here I’m I expected to get there gee I suppose we better take the car and please hurry oh this is

Impossible John you never have time these days for anything always hop skip and away well that’s life I guess Hello calling headquarters rescue operations are in full Swing what a pal comad that was really idiotic of you if you had been in the kind of spot I was in I guess I would have done about the same but with more thought tell me are you still convinced that I made a deal with that dirty gang of crooks not

Directly no but indirectly yes you should have given me a kind of high sign or something to help me catch on after what they did with Paul Percy I had to make certain they never get their hooks into me Percy was a failure not entirely it was just tough luck with the

Exception of that secretary he had sure and she’s the Dame who tipped off Atomic Research Center headquarters to keep Percy Shadowed om tell me where we’re really going to Pinos papino and the weapons dealer are heading for the airport with the rifle Papino’s car is still almost 8 mil ahead of us if we don’t catch up with them before they get there then we’ve had it come on let’s go step on It A [Applause] Oh Hurry Hurry everything all right yeah everything’s Okay listen CRI don’t give up that girl at the wheels getting nervous we’ll have them in a Minute a Great she’s got a knife watch it turn around face the other way these FBI men the rifle [ __ ] go get the rifle and make sure it’s safe how are you doing all right sh look at that give me a revolver yeah good luck Come on after him What was it the chief said always keep the big picture in mind I’m beginning to see it all film is ending Now if I have any luck Communicator headquarters I think there’s going to be a happy ending even though at the moment it’s hanging by a silk thread the rifle 167 6 and A2 where are you taking me to Venice to Venice swear what are we going to do there Wedding Bells Wedding Bells no hey no no no yes a happy ending doesn’t always work out the End Oh