Jimmy Carr Educates Dumb Americans About The Royal Family | YMH Highlight

Highlight From Episode 732: https://youtu.be/87E4OYuMgqw

Tom and Christina are fascinated with the world of Royalty and British comedian Jimmy Carr has all the answers.

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I do with the crown with the with the crown the crown the crown you have to say the crown I do like I do like a better Crown how come why so do the Royals just have their own dialect or is that like a super upper upper Upper

Crest accent what is the Brit the Royal accent are the royal family poshes your question well like and this seems borderline [ __ ] it is [ __ ] it is [ __ ] are the Royal I remember once playing uh I did a gig at Bucking in Palace and it was like for the Jubilee

So it’s like Bigg 250,000 people in front of you watching so and the queen is there like she’s in my eyeline and I say look everyone backstage is is really nervous because we’re going to meet royalty later on and you know what’s the etiquette and

Then I looked at the queen and just went just call me Mr car that’s hilarious and then 5 hours later we’re backstage at like not backstage we’re in buck and palet having a drinks thing yeah and I get a tap on my shoulder yeah and it’s Prince William and he goes Mr

Car it’s very sweet but the reason for that story is we’re walking back afterwards and I’m with Ed Sheran who I know a little bit and we actually there’s a couple of stories here I’ll tell you raw stories so we’re walking back to the palace and Ed Sheran goes

This house is [ __ ] amazing how how much money has the queen got and I went [ __ ] she’s on money she’s on money yeah P pull out a bill I get the funny bit of story so we’re with we’re with Stevie wanders there with us right and we all have to

Go back on [ __ ] can see go ahead a Curtain Call at the end uhuh so this is where it gets to so we have to do a curtain call and they’re singing the National Anthem very patriotic um and we’re walking back on the stage and

Stevie W is just inad ahead of us with his hand on his guy and he goes I don’t know this [ __ ] song and I go it’s on prompt it’s on autoq and he goes [ __ ] and then he gets out his harmonica just for me

And Ed and riffs over the top of the the national anthem just for us just just as a little treat for us what a guy wow what a guy I didn’t realize until recently Stevie Wonder was you know the Happy Birthday song yeah yeah happy birthday to you is about Martin Luther

King and that was part of the um he was part of the the whole uh movement to have MLK day I didn’t realize he was such a huge part of that no I didn’t know that either yeah I I didn’t know that isn’t she something is about his

Daughter I think people always play that for like their girlfriends and sweet Carol is about having a baby I didn’t know that either hands it’s about his friend had a baby and it’s about that that baby wow like being thrilled Born in the USA anti Vietnam when you get

Booked though we all knew do they sorry no cuz we’re talking we’re talking here so wait Jimmy I have a question let men is it about seven up again Jesus but about the English accent listen about the monarchy their accent though like what is is that just like so

Insular because they they don’t talk like anybody else in London so what [ __ ] what is that [ __ ] accent that’s rece used to speak like that they go what’s up with our [ __ ] accent yeah are they literally only taught that that accent is what I’m saying like do they I think

They’re surrounded by those people right just those Posh I guess it’s just yeah it’s pretty does it have a word like is it is it called like the poshest ass accent like what the [ __ ] is it called POS [ __ ] it’s always those it’s strange for the British accent because

There’s certain like uh like spellings of things that are there to catch you out yeah like gloss yeah man wearing is mannering and there’s kind of yeah yeah gler Lester Square it’s yeah so then if it’s not GL wor Source all those things of like if

You got it wrong but a giveaway there’s something I love that Brits say that you never hear Americans say just I mean just this is shall I shall I shall you’ll never hear ever americ say we say fortnite a lot more than you like fortnite yeah I I like fortnite you like

Fortnite you know why cuz I feel super smart when I’m like that’s two weeks I know that from Shakespeare I learned that so Jimmy just excuse it is right a fortnite is two weeks yes but a lot of [ __ ] don’t know that please forgive her so um does your mother have

A question about H don’t be [ __ ] so um hello Governor here’s the thing I wanted to ask so this happens to all of us for different for different gigs you know um where you’re getting booked for something and they go like hey when you do something that’s like for the British

Royal family and also for 250,000 people Millions at home but you’re also like I know like on stage do they go hey man or do you just intuitively go I’ll I’ll not I’m not going to talk about the Queen’s [ __ ] like yeah do you just go don’t

Worry or I was there like doing like a three minute thing while they changed the drum riser for Grace Jones singing in a hula hoop uh it was crazy I mean it was a crazy kind of afternoon but yeah they you know be a professional also if

You want to be a badass don’t take the gig that’s what me 3 days before do you want to come to this thing at the palace yeah or if I get sat next to the queen at lunch [ __ ] talk about nice stuff sure don’t talk about a [ __ ] yeah yeah

Yeah um I do have lunch with the queen on on the regular do I like Camilla a great deal yeah do very fun really genuinely very fun being Ser great sense of humor he is being serious great sense of humor you [ __ ] have she’s she’s she’s genuinely the

Really fun like likes stand up that’s what hear likes fun likes jokes drinking like just a good time can I can I tell you why uh cuz I’m deep into the history of whenever it’s believed that her family growing up they were very loose they’re very wealthy whatever and they

Would just sit around and have parties and talk and she’s very she was raised essentially to be what like a nice social gracious person and she’s she’s universally loved apparently when you meet her you’re just Charmed yeah she’s she’s nothing but good news now what about old dud the husband though oh

Charles is great fun Char’s fun Charles is like a genuinely kind of a polymath if you meet him I don’t even know what that word is knows an awful lot okay so he’s been at a lunch and a dinner every day of his adult life right since he was

Whatever a kid skips me to stay he does yeah but his thing of like going uh he sat next to the most interesting guy in the room at every dinner right so his breth of knowledge it’s kind of like that thing of like he just talk about

Anything and he goes oh yeah I know little about that and he was so far ahead of the curve uh in terms of going it’s very rare to have an Irish guy this this Pro royalist but he was so far ahead of in terms of like non GM and

Being good to the environment and you know all these kind of talking to plants he was kind of viewed as a joke in the ‘ 80s and 70s talking about the environment all the time which about the environment and things but he runs a m i he’s a farmer really he’s really into

That stuff now what about I’m G to bring them up sure all megi megie and and Harry yeah har I don’t know how well har Styles and no what about what about megie and and what’s the sentiment what’s the pulse in the UK about them right now I don’t it

Seems she’s a right can’t it seems very I mean it’s my joke about her I think it’s a pretty good joke I said Megan marle is of course a lifelong feminist which she’s demonstrated by marrying a prince and giving up her job yeah that’s I’m I’m not sure I mean

His the big thing Harry’s done which is brilliant is the Invictus games which is this thing with injured servicemen where it’s a bit like their Paralympics but specifically for servicemen and giving them kind of a uh a platform where they can perform uh physically and compete and it’s it’s pretty [ __ ] awesome

Yeah that’s cool but Invictus is from the Latin not a victim o I like that and it strikes me that he the card he’s playing is I’m a victim you go right yeah no you’re not a [ __ ] victim what are you talking about sure what yeah like winging about I can’t get police

Protection when I come back to Britain or something man CME me a river but he’s not in the royal family anymore and that’s only given to the royal family you just have to pay for your own [ __ ] security if you’re not working why would they give you protection it’s

Logical I don’t know I mean I listen I wish them well I hope he has a great life and I hope he I hope she has a great life they seem like that’s the British version of bless your heart it is let’s go [ __ ] yourself yes it is it’s

Totally no but listen he’s off doing his thing I’m not sure I’m not I’m not sure I need to be told but also what people say when they break up they’re like yeah I hope she’s great and I hope she has a very very happy future I’ve got a whole

Bit about in the show about uh the sometimes sometimes in life yeah you um you have to apologize but what you want to say is [ __ ] you yeah and there’s a phrase for that I’m sorry you feel that way it’s it’s you know what you mean

They know what you mean they can’t touch you for it right I’m sorry you feel that way sorry if what I said made you feel a certain way too I’m sorry if what I said that was entirely fine made you feel like a dick that you are American

Airlines you’re [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah Jimmy can I ask you another [ __ ] question sure when you meet I don’t think you couldn’t oh I can’t yeah that’d be the more interesting thing okay so when you’re meeting the royal family for the first time are you briefed on how to curtsy do you bow

They a guy comes in uh an Ury comes in before and says what Ury what’s anur personal assistant to the royalty um and you would say uh say ma’am rhymes with Jam okay not mom cuz they say Mom Mom Mom yeah rhes with Jam women are always

Um it’s been I would say well talked about that women are supposed to curtsy and everything but what what do they tell a man when you’re meeting a I’ve never actually heard you know what I mean like Behavior greeting wise meeting Royal yeah don’t don’t um I don’t know

Don’t turn your back I think that’s meant to be you’re not meant to turn your back on the king or something uh what about the queen con I was told not to not to sit on the throne oh we went to a party at clarence’s house and I was

Told not to sit on the throne and then me and a guy called Jeremy Clarkson went and sat on the throne took pictures the to your guy of course we did yeah yeah yeah we were pretty hammered thoughness to us dang so so don’t turn back don’t

Say like what’s up dog or can can you say that to the you can say what’s up dog you can yeah that’s that’s actually that’s the first that’s what I told her I want to say when I meet she’s like you’ll meet him one day where’s your

Where where’s my dogs at yeah where my dogs at yeah no no remember we said when you meet him you have to go hello governor yeah that she was like you would not disrespect him like that I go sure I would doesn’t have the same

Effect on me it’s not like I was raised there is a weird thing where everyone says that they meet them because it’s the station that they have it’s the it’s the Heritage it’s the head of state I mean a lot of people are like anti- royalty and saying we should get rid of

Those as the head of state sure but as opposed to what what do you want to put in their place because there is like a ceremonial role where someone kind of sketchy can come and visit the country and they meet the Royals and it’s kind

Kind of a way of dealing with that where it’s not politicians and politicians now there’s no Statesman right there everyone’s on a fouryear cycle of trying to get reeled reelected reelected no one’s making plans for the future or talking to people or you know that level

Nations need to talk to each other so there is kind of a role they play they for sure there is oh you just watched a ymh highlight did you love it why don’t you have more fun click around click here click there click everywhere put a

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